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Don’t even think of applauding acts frenetically for nothing more than walking on. This makes the ensuing performance pointless. Excitement can only get lost. Worse than undeserved applause at the start, is loud clapping during a show. Not only does it waste valuable joke time in the strict confinement of a 60-minute slot, it also takes away from the Achtung carefully crafted narrative arc. I would ask you to stick to the much superior system of my fun-seekers! native Germany, where laughter and applause are only ever You’ve come to the right place for bridled used to shorten an inept performance while excellence is rewarded with admiring silence. jolliness - the Edinburgh comedy trade fair. Vielen Dank! There is no shortage of sufficiently enjoyable shows but make sure you don’t ruin them with ill-advised applause. In comedy, Henning When applause is the most important instrument of customer German Comedy Ambassador feedback and it’s YOUR duty to use it appropriately. Henning Wehn is appearing at 9.10pm in the Big Room All Roads Lead To Just The Tonic THE SHOWS A GREAT BIG HELLO We have comedy, story telling, sketch shows, a kids show, Welcome to Just the Tonic at The Caves. a free show (fingers crossed), music & theatre. Around 58 This is our 2nd year at The Caves, after shows a day from 11.35am – 4am. Fordy starts us off with his hangover show. We close at 4am after our party / late bar. a few years slogging it out at The Café Royal and then 2 years homeless. OUR STORY Pull up a chair, get a pint and I’ll tell you a tale… but I’ll cut THIS BROCHURE it short here (find me floating around and I’ll regale you with You should read this. It will tell you which shows we have tales of famous people who have forgotten them, stories on in a chronological order type of listing. We also have an that I’ve exaggerated, and things that never happened) We alphabetical listing at the back. We have shiny adverts and started as a comedy club in 1994, put on some shows, came we also have editorial from some of our performers, such to Edinburgh loads, booked comedians, produced a load of as Josie Long, Simon Donald (From Viz magazine), Henning events, managed a few comics, made some friends, probably Wehn, Seymour Mace blah de blah de blah.… look inside made a few enemies, entertained a load of people, produced some tours, blagged an amazing venue in London, Edinburgh THE VENUE and now in Nottingham. Nearly paid off 15 year overdraft. We honestly think we have the most exciting venue in Please enjoy our most recent results… Edinburgh. Are any of the others part of the Ghost Tour… Just the Tonic at The Caves 2010 NO! Did any of the others win Best Small Venue 2009 Award… No! Are any of the others under a bridge… well, yes, but none of them have been done out as well as this Darrell Martin place. It’s a proper bar, it has lovely food and friendly staff. Producer, compere, booker, agent, editor, boss and teaboy The Caves - 253 Cowgate JUST THE TONIC EDINBURGH 2010 JUST THE TONIC EDINBURGH 2010 01 02 BOX OFFICE: 0131 556 5375 INFO: www.justthetonic.com BOX OFFICE: 0131 556 5375 INFO: www.justthetonic.com Fordy’s Morning Hangover Show Seymour Mace’s Dafternoon Show Hopefully the same people as last night’s Are you an idiot? Do you like being stupid? ‘Fordy’s Lock In’...all worse for wear! Chat, Got a friend make of wood? If you answered news reviews and a catch up on Fordy’s yes then come to the Dafternoon show, join antics. Half price if you came last night. the fun and win fabulous prizes! Bacon butties at the bar! Grown-ups half price! Show Dates & Prices: Show Dates & Prices: 6 – £3 5 & 6 – £4(£2) 7-15, 18-29 – £6 7-16, 18-23, 25-29 – £7(£3.50) Comedy 11:35am – 12:35pm Just the Fancy Room 12:20pm – 1:20pm Just the wee one Children’s Show The Aspidistras - Secret Breakfast Gig Tom Williams - Ladies and Gentlemen Of The Jury Wake up and smell the comedy. The cult duo Tom likes watching court cases, because return with some songs and sketchy banter. you get the interesting story without having Come along for complimentary chuckles, to worry about going to jail afterwards. One coffee and croissants. ‘Unpretentious, particular case has stuck in his mind. So he intelligent and funny’(The Scotsman) wrote this show about it. ‘Dark, dry and delightful’ (Three Weeks) Show Dates & Prices: Show Dates & Prices: 5-16, 18-29 – £5(£4) 5, 6 & 7 – £5 8-12, 17-19, 25-26 – £7(£5) 13-15, 20-22, 27-29 – £8(£6) Comedy 11:35am – 12:35pm Just the Bar 12:40pm – 1:40pm Just Up the Road Comedy Magicians! Behind the Magic!! Susan Calman Chats Up... Fabuloso and Dupont present an intimate Join Susan Calman (BBC Scotland’s, lunchtime soirée of love and toast and JACK WHITEHALL MacAulay&Co and Radio 4’s News Quiz) and magic. And magic. A charmingly riotous tale special guests for a lunchtime chatshow with of spangly leggings, French accents and bad hosts with very special guests: stand-up, a sit down and a good chinwag. hair. Sometimes, magic is a four letter word. The Dark Night “She’ll make you chuckle your pants off” (Time Out) Show Dates & Prices: Show Dates & Prices: 5 & 6 – £5 5 & 6 – £6 7-8, 13-15, 20-22, 27-29 – £8.50 Pushing the boundaries of taste and decency 7-8, 13-15, 20-22, 27-29 – £9 9-12, 17-19, 23-26 – £7.50 11-12, 18-19, 25-26 – £8 The Dark Side of Stand up Comedy Comedy/Magic 12pm – 1pm Just Out of the Box 12:55pm – 2:10pm Just the Fancy Room Comedy Unique event. WOLF 17th August - 11pm Sex, Lies & The KKK For tickets contact the Box Office on 0131 556 5375 Let us prey. Theatre for the senses exploring Does God hate sex? Should we let homophobic wolf/human relationship. Text by Iain Finlay couples marry? And how does the Klu Klux Macleod (St Kilda, EIF09) with performers Klan view President Obama? Creator of Sold from David Glass Ensemble/Dreamthinkspeak/ Out, “***** Fringe Favourite” ‘Jesus: The Matthew Bourne’s ‘Swan Lake’. ‘One of the Guantanamo Years’, finds out. most charismatic productions of Pulse festival’ Maddog Magazine Show Dates & Prices: Show Dates & Prices: 5 & 6 - £5 5 & 6 – £7 7-12, 16, 18-19, 23-26 - £8.50(£7.50) 8, 13-15, 20-22, 27-29 – £10(£9) 13-15, 20-22, 27-29 - £9.50(£8.50) 9-12, 16, 18-19, 23-26 – £9(£8) Theatre, Interactive/Physical 12:15pm – 1:15pm Just the Big Room 1pm – 1:55pm Just the Bar Comedy JUST THE TONIC EDINBURGH 2010 JUST THE TONIC EDINBURGH 2010 03 04 SEYMOUR MACE’S – ACTIVITY PAGE BOX OFFICE: 0131 556 5375 INFO: www.justthetonic.com Seymour Mace’s Childrens’ Show - 12.20pm. Evening Show - 8pm & Late Show - 11.40pm Damion Larkin – Cuddly Loser Aaaaaay-Up! Topless Comedy Meets Bottomless Talent He left a successful career in stockbroking The cream of London’s Open Mic circuit to entertain strangers. Upbeat tales of with up-and-coming stars from Time incompetence, loneliness, and failure. Plus Out-featured clubs, Good Times and Comedy a lust for life, chocolate and girls beyond Mayhem @ The Miller, including Comedy his reach. “One of the country’s top new Store Gong Show winner Ian Baker and comedians” BBC Joe Stillers. Show Dates & Prices: Show Dates & Prices: 5-15, 17-29 – £5 FREE TICKETS 5–16, 18-29 Comedy 1:20pm – 2:20pm Just Out of the Box 1:45pm – 2:45pm Just the Wee One Comedy Obama Mia! Charmed Forces Prepare to laugh and cry at the Comedy Charmed Forces have arrived in Afghanistan Musical of this summer in a tongue-in-cheek to entertain the troops. Following moderate look at what really happened the few days success at British coastal holiday resorts, before an election that captivated a planet. the troupe hope that their unique act will be Original, unique and a hilarious one-off! well received by the soldiers. ‘Hilarious’ **** (ThreeWeeks) Show Dates & Prices: Show Dates & Prices: 5 & 6 – £5 5 & 6 – £5 7-16, 18-29 – £6(£5) 7-15, 17-22, 24-29 – £7(£5) Comedy 1:45pm – 2:45pm Just the Big Room 2pm – 3pm Just Up the Road Comedy JUST THE TONIC EDINBURGH 2010 JUST THE TONIC EDINBURGH 2010 05 06 BOX OFFICE: 0131 556 5375 INFO: www.justthetonic.com Here are some of the highlights I’ve had at the Lock-In in the past... FORDY’S Danger Darts Strong & Wrong Goring & Stokes: Nerds of a Feather Having a dartboard added danger when Thomas Parry of Hats will be worn, songs will be sung, Hilarious double-bill from pair of geeks, Pappy’s threw darts at my hand and luckily missed. I got my accents will be slaughtered and sketches LOL! Award winning Graham Goring (Best LOCK IN will be sketched in Strong & Wrong’s debut Show Manchester Comedy Festival 2009) own back later though when he ended up drinking his own sketch show. “Simply Great Fringe Comedy” and Leicester Mercury nominee Chris Stokes HIGHLIGHTS piss. Prat. **** (Three Weeks). “bizarre, ridiculous (Pleasance Comedy Reserve 2009, “Very and hilarious” **** (Latest 7) smart material” – Chortle).