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lu- G7m A dy or as ng re', he Friday A&E: 'Ice Age' is a funny computer-animated comedy Volume 74, No. 69 as www.stp.gasou.edu te- March 22,2002 Page 8 iS- of 'Southern Exposure' :n- jNTHEDHDEf hc a new program for iat potential students ng 'Queen of the Coastal Empire' ne By Jessica Garcia on gsi21836 @ gsaix2.cc.gasou.edu la- Fifty of Georgia Southern's amateur drag pageant held brightest potential students got a of chance to experience the day in a :nt Covering the campus like a By Mathew R. Palmer terview. life of a college student last week [email protected] no swarm of gnats Between categories, Raven, Jor- in the new program/'Southern Ex- Style and glamour of a different dan Kennedy, current reigning posure." ip. style was showcased Tuesday night Southern Star Entertainer of The "It's no secret. We're trying to in the First Annual Queen of the Year and Bianca Nicole Sage of raise the profile of student achieve- ier Coastal Empire Amateur Drag Pag- Savannah performed for the audi- ment and this program fits our re. eant. ence. strategic plan," said vice presi- let Five drag queens vied for the title SGA President Bryan Saxton dent of student affairs, Linda 69 in the pageant, which was emceed by served as escort for contestants dur- Bleiken. Partly cloudy at current reigning National Entertainer ing the Evening Wear portion of Students who had been ac- with a high of m. gup of the Year, Goddess Raven. the show. cepted to Georgia Southern as of : 59° F and a low on Aurora St. Croix, originally from "It is my mission to prove to January 7 who had an 1100 or I of27°F. III Macon, Georgia, was crowned along mainstream society that we, first of greater score on the SAT and a 3.0 with winning the Talent and Evening all, as a gay men and women, are or greater GPA in high school Gown portions of the pageant. not freaks; that we are not abnor- were invited to participate in the Claudia Campbell was first run- mal; that we are not addicted to program. Of the 750 students who ner up and Alicia Luxurious second drugs twenty-four/seven," Kennedy met these requirements, the first runner up. said. 50 who replied by January 25th Amanda Permenter boils down The Lady Windsor and Jessica "Nor are we whores; nor are we were chosen to stay with 50 GSU »me of life's lessons. Nicole Ellis also participated in the irresponsible; nor are we any lesser hosts. The hosts, solicited from Please take a moment to fill out pageant. of a human being than anyone else." the University Honors Program, form for your INS E-Z Visa; More than 200 people, both Kennedy's mission was accom- Residence Life, Southern Ambas- ou're not a terrorist are you? young and old, packed the Union plished if you count the number of sadors, and former SOAR leaders, Ballroom to witness the pageant people who stood in line after the volunteered to house students on co-sponsored by The Triangle Club show for autographed pictures of campus, take them to classes, and and STAND (Students Together both she and Raven. show them around campus. Page 4 and Not Divided). Elkins stated that the "major- "If you have the opportunity to According to Crystal Elkins, co- ity" of the audience was straight - actually meet people and attend president of Triangle, statistics mainstream. classes, you'll feel more comfort- show that at least 15-20 percent of Due to the nature of the show, able. It allows prospective students $P0rt$ students on college campuses are given names of contestants were to see what we're really like," said •GSU Softball wins one, loses gay or lesbian, translating to more not released. Blieken. ip- me in doubleheader against than 2000 at GSU. The prospective students ar- krleston Southern. Elkins says there are more gay rived Sunday, February 10th and Eagle Baseball wins 16-6 over men than lesbians at GSU, how- were paired with a current GSU lacksonville University. ever. student who matched either home- "The Triangle Club is a student towns ormajors. After ice-breaker organization dedicated to serving sessions, prospective students had the needs of Georgia Southern the opportunity to eat dinner with University's gay, lesbian, bisexual GSU faculty. and trans-gendered community and Next, the prospective students its allies," Elkins said. changed clothes for a night out at The pageant had a two-fold goal: the RAC. After interacting with to educate the general population other potential students, faculty, about drag queens and their perfor- and hosts, the prospective mance as well as to raise money for students experienced their fust The Amethyst Project, a local non- night in a residence hall with their profit charity dedicated to serving hosts. That Monday, the guests the needs of the HIV positive com- shadowed their hosts to various munity throughout South Georgia. LaVene Bell/STAFF Contestants performed in Tal- DRESSED IN DRAG: The Triangle Club and STAND sponsored Tuesday's amateur drag pageant to benefit the ent, Evening Wear and Onstage In- See Southern Exposure, Page 5 sse Amethyst project. - # WwMmwmw W 2002 job market shows decrease in Wrings Residents begin cleaning up

, pJ Internet cheating has become a By Jenni Ginepri ne wseditor02 @ yahoo.com after worst flooding in 25 years I serious issue on college ampuses. Find out the facts Thirty percent of employers say More. Money,. inside. they will hire fewer graduates from 2002. Should you be worried about a Average Annual Salary Page 10 job? my "No," said CamilleLuckenbaugh, fir, employment information manager for P* 1 •ad the National Association of Colleges m 1 -«y,f3pf ww^f * Wwwww w* * yw y ww o and Employers (NACE). "But you o need to be prepared. Although the 1 ' 'Kissing Jessica Stein' is a new job outlook is promising for new te, movie about two women who graduates, opportunities are not likely le- ftetinvolvedinarelationshipafter to be as plentiful as they were just a to teing unsuccessful few short years ago." 1 heterosexually. But students on this campus are High Some CoIt«ge, Assostets tehetor's '" Masters SSS-JMS ™Ma concerned about finding a job. Se- Sdwol No (tegrtse Se^ree Degree Daji ee nior Eddie McBride, a sports man- KRT Campus agement major, said "I am worried APPALACHIAN FLOOD: More than 300 homes were damaged or about finding ajob. With the economy destroyed in two days as nearly eig fat inches of rain fell in Kentucky, like it is, they can't pay lots of sala- ower Unemployment Tennessee, and Virgina. Associated Press ries." Average item pteyawn! flafe ing. Chuck Lee, an information sys- 1.9% DAYHOIT, Ky - Even as Appa- "Some people are afraid to do too tems major, said "Lots of graduates lachian residents returned to houses much because we' re bracing for more are having to find jobs to hold them ""^---^!!L H% fel still pooled with water and caked rain," said Joe Grieshop, Harlan until they can find a real job within with squishy mud, they kept their County's top administrator. "We .$$N Some C$&gi &&&&& test's uoct's&te Pi ofess i on -i \ their degree. I know lots of people eyes warily on the skies Tuesday for right now that are in that situation." signs of another onslaught of flood- See Flood, Page 5 Page 8 Qualifications and expectations Planning Job Choices 2002 RATES OF EMPLOYMENT: Students are concerned about See Job Market, Page 5 competition for jobs upon graduatm ; from college. Paleontologist speaks on dinosaur ►uthern UC decides to keep open study-abroad program in Israel history in Georgia and Alabama KRT Campus University of California's associate our reading of the situation of safety By Todd Jewell only found in west-Georgia there will dmblatent @ hotmaiI.com Events WALNUT CREEK, Calif. - Uni- provost for international academic and security first," said* Marcum. not be any fossils found in the east- 80TANH ' KN versity of California officials an- activities. "We're nervous about it." The study of geology is allowing ern regions of the state. Most of the nounced this week they will keep Calling the issue "terribly sensi- This week, signs of a ceasefire us to learn more about the type of life fossils have been found in one par- " Friends o :n. . study-abroad programs in Israel for tive," Marcum and other University have come with Vice President Dick that existed prehistorically on the ticular site which used to be the en- Mentbers-O) now, despite the deadly violence of California officials scurried over Cheney's visit to Jerusalem by and land where we live today. trance of a bay around 75 million i will be held at 3 p. II there. the past week to assess the situation expressions of optimism from lead- Dr. David Schwimmer, a paleon- years ago. The decision was made in the in a country where University of ers on both sides of the conflict. tologist from Columbus State Uni- Dr. Schwimmer explained that hope that U.S. officials can help bro- California maintains one of A few other American institu- versity, gave a lecture this past Tues- this is the perfect time of year in their I ker a cease-fire and renewed peace America's largest organized study- tions had pulled their students from day about the existence of dinosaurs continued searche for more dinosaur efforts between Israeli and Palestin- abroad programs. in the Georgia and Alabama area. ian leaders, said John Marcum, the "Our decision had to be made on See Study Abroad, Page 5 Since certain kind of rocks are See Dinosaurs, Page 5 ■^H^^^M^H ^■^^^^M

Page 2 — Friday, March 22? 2002 Police Beat On-Campus News Statesboro Police Department arrested for theft by shoplifting. entered her vehicle in the Russell EGG-CEPTIONAL FUN an adult. The number of participants of course, lots of plants for sale. March 16 Union parking lot and took her wallet. The Georgia Southern Museum is limited to 30 and advance We've got some favorite native •Rachel Marie McCleave, 19, GSU Public Safety will present an "egg-ceptional eggs- registration is required. plants such as oakleaf hydrangea, was arrested for DUI and weaving. perience" for children and adults in a To sign-up, call the museum at fothergilla, scarlet hibiscus and fringe March 19 --All Police Beat "funshop" on Sunday,' March 24. 681-0147. Admission is $4 for tree. There will be lots of bedding March 19 • Stacy Elder reported two information is compiled by Participants will take part in a museum members and $5 for non- plants, herbs and hanging baskets, • • Tabatha Rhodes, 18, was hubcaps were taken from her vehicle Megan Mulcahy, staff writer. variety of educational, scientific and members. too. arrested for shoplifting. in the Perimeter parking lot. artistic activities, all involving eggs. Don't forget that members of "The eggs-periments are really SPRING PLANTSALE Friends of the Garden get to attend ■ Michael Daniel McNear, 28, was • Jerel Scott reported his walled Editor's Note: Police Beat great," said Cynthia Humphrey, Happy First Day of Spring! Come the Plant Sale Preview, today from 3 arrested for suspended license. was missing in the Forest Drive appears in every edition of the museum educator. "And some of the celebrate the season at Georgia p.m. to 6 p.m. parking lot. George-Anne in an effort to inform artistic projects are simply eggs- Southern Botanical Garden this Join today and take advantage of • Burnice Ellen Orem, 20, was the GSU community of the amount quisite. We are very eggs-cited about Saturday, March 23, at our Festival the preview sale. Call 871-1149. arrested for suspended license and March 20 and nature of crime. All reports this." of Flowers and Spring Plant Sale, speeding. • Mary Stone reported $100 was are public information and can be The program is scheduled for 2 from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. missing from her room in Sanford obtained at either the GSU p.m. to 4 p.m. at the museum on the We'll have children's activities, -All Campus News March 21 Hall. Division of Public Safety or the University campus and is for children live music, a cafe, a display of garden information is compiled by Jenni Ginepri, assistant news editor • Happiness Webb, 19, was • Taquana Gray reported someone Statesboro Police Department. ages five and older, accompanied by sculpture, a sale at the gift shop and,

police to find out what other laws you're breaking. Escaped! Local News Over the past few weeks, a resident of Stadium Club has noticed some of his Pedestrian hit on North College Street on St. Patricks Day possessions to have gone missing. First Special to G-A Upon arrival, Officer Karen Griffin, was arrested and charged , went a few expensive shuts and pah's of On March 17, 2002 at Carter observed Mr. Lonnie Griffin with DUI (drugs) blood test pending. pants, then some even more expensive approximately 3:43 a.m.. Officers of lying on the side of the street with Mr. Lonnie Griffin was taken to electronics. the Statesboro Police Department visible head injuries. EGRMC where he was later Apparently, clothing has resolved to responded to North College Street in After further investigation, Mr. transported to Memorial Medical work hand in hand with electronics in an reference to an accident with a vehicle Joshua Adam Morris, the driver of Center in Savannah where he is effort to escape the evil grasp of versus pedestrian. the vehicle which struck Mr. Lonnie currently in critical condition. consumers and head forasmallislandin the South Pacific. If you notice a pair of Tommy BRADY'S CRIMES OF THE WEEK Hilfiger jeans dragging an RCA stereo by the cord, just imagine how hard Live Music in the 'Boro Pamper your children Common Sense they'll have to work to cross the ocean. \ Sometimes you need to spring for Every week there are- countless Good luck, friends. And Godspeed. Big Sky comes to the 'Bow March 28 to play Retrievers , the good stuff, and get your children numbers of individuals pulled over by Special to the G-A ! only the best. the diligent police force of Statesboro. Flammable Laundry shipped to radio stations nationwide and "Hoped For," which serves up an Last week, a wife insisted that her And every week a large fraction of these After drying for only 20 minutes at Florida-based modern rock act Big and is already a hit on commercial astringent view of rejection with a blend ! husband buy Pampers diapers for their individuals were found to be violating Clean Getaway Laundry-mat, a Sky, who released their new album, radio stations like Gainesville's Star of atmospheric sounds and edgy rock, children. Unfortunately, the father more laws than what they had been woman's clothes burst into flames. "By Design" nationwide on Jan 15, 99.5 FM and KISS 105.3FM. On the are certainly the highlights of the album, didn' t quite agree on spending so much. originally stopped for. No one is sure how or why it 2002, has been bringing their latter, "By Design" won 5 consecutive the new release also includes a number ■ and a physical altercation ensued. He Take for example to the women pulled happened, but the owner of the intelligent, guitar-driven pop with an nights on the station's new music of favorites from Big Sky's earlier kicked his wife in the back, and then over this past week for various minor establishment has agreed to reimburse active edge to a greater audience as "Power Play" program, receiving more albums. In fact, Big Sky is no longer ; the police just in time for a simple traffic violations who were found to be in the woman $50 to cover the damages of they expand their tour schedule and votes from listeners than any other pressing these past releases, and thus, ' battery report to be filed. possession of a suspended license. Still the burned clothes. find growing success on the radio. The song ever played on the program. each will no longer be made available I'd like to thank all the moms out others are found with illegal substances I'm sure the woman was relieved 17-track disc, which consists of Big Produced by industry veteran Paul once current supplies run out. With there with the kindness and courage to or an excessive blood alcohol level. that the clothes did not burst into flames Sky's newest material along with select Trust, "By Design" is a propulsive Big Sky's last studio album, Light Hum get their children better diapers. I don't If you're breaking at least one law by while she wore them. This journalist songs from the band's past releases, is rocker that showcases frontman Mark Serenade, already out of stock and the , know where I would have been without simply driving your vehicle, you may now lives in constant fear, wondering BIGSKY'sfirst full-length releasesince Gaignard's earnest, soulful vocals and band selling over 24,000 CD's since the soft security of Pampers when I want to slow down or fix that tail light. when the time for his clothes to burst 2000's Live at the Sapphire: Under the BIG SKY's melodic sensibilities and forming - a remarkable amount for an was a child. You're only making it easier on the into flames comes. Megawatt Moon. skillful use of sharp guitar riffs and unsigned act, "By Design" is already a The album's title track, and lead off pulsating rhythmic textures. hit with new Big Sky fans as well as single, "By Design," continues to be While new songs like "By Design" treasured by the band's loyal following. -****# Big Sky is supporting the release of *^«*^' "By Design" with a demanding tour Until You Come & See Us GIFTS TO GIVE * schedule at major rock venues $•* a*^ TREASURE TO KEEP throughout its home state of Florida, across the Southeast and along the East Stones Music, Books. i r Coast. Underscored by the same & Starlites GYPSY^ Cards collective energy and creative Oils 8? Herbs Jewelry chemistry Big Sky brings to its studio Porcelain Beaded Curtains work, the band explodes on stage with & Pottery Sarongs what Flagpole Magazine describes as

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If you believe that some- 871*4054 & thing covered is in error, contact the editor at 681-5246 as soon as Matt Hodnicki possible. 912/681-2300 or 531-2300 Liked By Many, I test PUR€ Cussed By Some... Associate Broker • Re Realty Read By Them All. Friday, March 22,2002 — Page 3 DINOSAURS, FROM PAGE 1 bones because of the the duckbill types. The duckbills elaborated to say that crocodilians out of the water while a dinosaur swimmers. landbridge that used to extend temperature and absence of bugs. of Georgia were around 30 ft long. were the keystone predator and was eating, snap its big blunt teeth Supporting this claim is that from Asia to Alaska connecting The most effective searching Tyrannosaurs were also the bones they normally the continents together. Eighty- technique they use is a screen found, however, they were find come from where seven million years ago dinosaurs they predict would have could walk from Mongolia to washing sieve. Water is run down much smaller than those "THEY KEY TO UNDERSTANDING INTERACTIONS ON THE the soil into a screen. The screen found in the western part been ocean water and that Georgia. is then examined for fossil of America. The tyranno- COAST OF GEORGIA IS TO UNDERSTAND THE PREDATORY they have only really Dr. Schwimmer has the entire remains. found the outer dinosaur fossil record from saurs here were the size of 99 The most common items found horses and more like large NATURE OF THE CROCODILIANS. extremities, bones that Georgia; it consists of three are shark teeth which they find by birds. would fall without being drawers and also has a dinosaur the bucketful. Currently, they do noticed by animals in the leg. There were four different Crocodilians are the - DR. DAVID SCHWIMMER not even pick up the shark teeth predicted reason for this water. types of dinosaurs in Georgia: because of their abundance. difference in tyrannosaur — ^55^ Also supporting this, Tyrannosaurs, Raptors, Duckbills, Dr. Schwimmer has found size. "They key to under- Dr. Schwimmer has and Omithomimosauria. almost all of the known dinosaur standing interactions on the coast would be around 38 feet long and around the ankle area to cripple found a Duckbill ankle bone with A special thanks to Dr. Geisler, fossils that have been found in of Georgia is to understand the weigh in at approximately nine the dinosaur, and then drag it out a shark tooth embedded in it. a paleontologist from the Geology Georgia. The most common predatory nature of the tons. into the water to drown it. The Dr. Schwimmer said that the department, for inviting Dr. dinosaurs found in Georgia were crocodilians." Dr. Schwimmer The crocodilians would jump dinosaurs of Georgia were not dinosaurs got here from the Schwimmer to speak for GSU. SOUTHERN EXPOSURE, FROM PAGE 1 classes in their prospective ma- was incredibly organized...The jors, or academic areas of interest. hosts were so excited and "I really enjoyed meeting the enthusiastic, and the prospective professors and seeing the classes," students could see that they really said prospective student Julie- loved Georgia Southern." McCauley. Of the 40 students who attended As the Assistant Director of the program, 25 of them stated on of Admissions, Susan Braxton was their evaluations that they will responsible for recruiting the definitely attend Georgia Southern STATESBORO freshmen. in the Fall. "Oftentimes high school Thirteen said they would prob- seniors do not really know what to ably attend, leaving 2 still expect about attending college, undecided or planning not to and Southern Exposure gives them attend. achance to learn more aboutbeing "My guy already wanted to a college student. It also gives come, but this made him more them a starting point for deciding confident. He also told me that what they like and don't like about other schools wouldn't let him colleges that they are considering sleep over, and he named some attending," said Braxton. pretty big schools," said senior Braxton attributes the success host, Jeff Grant. to her graduate assistant, Anna "I felt so at home and lucky to Keys, as well as the hosts. have been able to attend. I really "Anna did an amazing job. She think that I might come to Southern Luxury Living... "Southern Style went above and beyond, and she now," said McCauky,

1 • Brand new unfurnished apartments • Monitored instrusion alarm All-new appliances to include: Valdosta State University • Private 2 bedroom/2 bath • Continuous high-speed internet frost-free refrigerator with • Walk-in closets access in each bedroom icemaker, dishwasher & full-size professor found dead in car trunk • Vaulted ceilings • Clubhouse with state-of-the-art washer and dryer ■ Ample parking Associated Press know if it was a random • Track lighting fitness center VALDOSTA - A robbery. We have not ruled • Ceiling fans • Business/computer lab ■ Convenient campus access Valdosta State University out anything at this point." • Private back patio • Resort-style pool ■ Planned resident activities 1 professor was found dead Blake's body was • Designer crown molding • Sand volleyball court Professional on-site management 1 in the trunk of his car discovered by a patrol • Two-tone paint • Basketball court Pets welcome w/ some restrictions Wednesday from multiple officer who saw the car on a gunshot wounds. dirt road with two men $ IT » Bobby Blake, assistant standing outside the vehicle. 1 dean in the College of the As the officer approached, CO/ Arts, was discovered the men jumped in the car /l around 8:30 a.m. Police and attempted to flee, but took a 19-year-old suspect the vehicle became stuck. ^ The Jameson Inn / in for questioning The men abandoned the car ^ Wednesday night. and ran. The Wooclands^r >i% Police Commander Steve It was not clear if Blake ueorgia Southern 301 University Heaton said a search was had been killed in the car, or under way for another killed elsewhere and J suspect. moved. Some physical "We do not have a evidence—blood stains and motive. We've heard evidence of bullet ricochet 100 Woodland Drive • Statcsboro, GA multiple things," Heaton — was recovered from the Mon-Fri 8am-7pm • Sat 10am-4pm said. "We don't know if was vehicle. No weapon was www.woodlandsofstatesboro.com (912) 681-6441 drug related. We don't found.

STUDY ABROAD, FROM PAGE 1 the country, despite concern among some pro-Israeli groups that oil Association pulling out would be seen as political abandonment. About 4,000 American students studied in Israel last year. Some University of California students had pledged to stay in Is- \ rael, regardless of the university's \ ions decision. Amid the violence, the 55 \ students in the University of Califor- will fc>« 1-ielcJ nia programs last fall dwindled to 27, mostly in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv. It is not clear how many will return for the spring semester, said Marcum. A 10-day break for Passover begins this week, forcing officials to make a fast call. Though the study-abroad program MARCH 11-17,1001 will remain, students will be heavily restricted. They cannot ride public transportation and are strongly ad- vised against going to cafes. They must stay out of the West B ank, Gaza and any other area deemed danger- ous by program residents in Israel. "We're saying to students, "You Ctak your GSU E-mail account to vote! must follow these directives. If they don't, they're subject to dismissal," To obtain your account usemame and password, tog on to WINGS said Marcum who called the issue "terribly sensitive." He said the university may still pull the programs depending on State i Department advisories or if the stu- dents fail to comply with the restric- VOTE >VDTE ■> VOTE > VOTE VOTE tions. University of California offi- cials still must decide within a month 1 whether it will suspend the program Your vote can make a difference! for the fall. The oldest continuously published newspaper in Bulloch County www.stp.gasou.edu

Page 4 — Friday, March 22, 2002 QPTNTONS GEORGE-ANN] THUMB Spinach and kryptonite: •THUMBS UP online registration. Sure, we've had it for a while,but isn't it nice? Confessions of a logophiliac ^ •THUMBS DOWN to trend has like to think will someday terminate at wisdom. Spring Break being over. A Irony exists because we make into scapegoats surfaced con- I like to call this level exploratory skepti- the very things we idolize. We are simulta- cerning my own cism, and for me it's the spice of life. neously obsessed with latency and innovation. • THUMBS UP to Locos opening. primary educa- In fact, it's not a stage, but a mental process. The unblended rates at which we redefine and New places to go equal smiling GSU tion. It consists of constantly evaluating and re-evalu- search for beauty ensure that it remains perpetu- faces. Everything I ating the bullshit level of the situations I expe- ally out of reach. learned from the rience and sifting out what I can apply to my life We feel millions of markedly different feel- time I was five for its general improvement. ings, but we get overwhelmed and call them all • THUMBS DOWN to the nurse in until the first I've decided to take a stab at compiling a list love. The ends are overrated. The means are Texas who hit a homeless man with moment I of some things I've sifted out that have become underestimated. Presumptions are foolish ma- her car then didn't take him to the stepped onto beliefs of mine. I nipulations of learning GSU's fine want to encapsulate ■—— —~ opportunities. hospital. campus has each of them into one Whatever "right" turned out to be sentence without fur- means, it's music. SO FAR, EVERYTHING I'VE • THUMBS UP contradictory to ther explanation. Even if you think you to "Swan", our new what was only a Some of it might LEARNED EM COLLEGE HAS understand it, technol- ^-# mysterious un- sound negative in G-A pet. (She's a ogy is frightening. Hu- known variable until college. and of itself, but only SERVED TO SIMULTANEOUSLY man voices are phenom- turtle) The teachings of my youth weren't contradic- because it is gener- enal. The meaning of sex tory to anything as I was attaining them. Since ally without context. REVEAL AND RECTIFY is entirely ambiguous. those first years of learning were fundamental, I would fail if I tried DISCREPANCIES I NEVER EVEN Everything is con- there was nothing against which they could be to place that on this nected. contradictory. Eventually, the caliber of the lies page. KNEW WERE THERE. Retrospection is with which I was dealing became evident. You Context is for the more common than in- know the basic inveracities - Columbus was a reader to construct. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ — trospection because of great and mighty explorer; the "pilgrims" and (By the way, the list extroversion. The abil- off fi&rJ%r "Indians" sat around eating turkey together. And, has already begun.) ity to use reason over instinct gives us as much that's just scratching the surface. Definitions are arbitrary. There is no word vulnerability as superiority. Nothing has equiva- • When everyone is somebody, then no So far, everything I've learned in college has that "ain't" a word. Society holds money, thus lent meaning between two people. Even memo- one's anybody. served to simultaneously reveal and rectify dis- holds even more power than money. Many ries have their prices. - W. S. Gilbert crepancies I never even knew were there. That thoughts have yet to be appropriated in words. If things aren't constantly changing, some- • Drinking makes such fools of people, got me wondering... What makes this such a time The most revolutionary concepts will die with thing is terribly wrong. Thoughts are strength and people are such fools to begin with, that of awakening? the men and women who pondered them. and the act of expressing them is power. Both founders and finders are really just bor- it's compounding a felony. I concluded that being out on one's own brings Without deadlines, some columns would go about a certain degree of circumstantial acuity. rowers. Potential is the most immeasurable idea on forever. - Robert Benchley In other words, there are probably going to be we can begin to grasp, both in the form of a noun Amanda Permenter is the news editor of The three levels to my intellectual growth and I'm on and an adjective. Time is our pathetic attempt at George-Anne and can be reached at LETTER AND SUBMISSION POLICY a cusp of entering the longest one, the one we all categorizing potential. [email protected]. The George-Anne welcomes letters to the editor, story submissions and guest columns from people both inside and outside the GSU community. All copy sub- mitted should be typed (double-spaced, please), prefer- ably on Macintosh disk in Microsoft Word or Mi- Terrorists, get out your No. 2 pencils crosoft Works format. All submissions must be signed 2) I wish to destroy The Great Satan with: and include a mailing address and phone number for C: You're the federal agency. Go look it up on your index cards. .hank you for applying for the INS E-Z Visa! verification. The editors reserve the right to reject any Aha A: Conventional weapons Please take a moment to fill out the form below and attach a recent submission. There is no word limit on submissions. 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GENERAL MANAGES WEBMASTER Bill Neville : SegioWaldring 1 Page 5 — Friday, March 22, 2002 JOB MARKET, FROM PAGE 1 are higher than in years past. an interior design major. It is important for students to Salary and location plays determine where they stand an important role in finding a now and what will be done to job. Depending on what kinds ENGINEER YOUR CAREER 1t get to that point. To some, it of jobs people are looking for, means bringing up GPA's, location can be costly. Cost- getting more experience in the of-living is increasing whereas field, volunteering or salaries are staying the same. perfecting skills one already According to the NACE Salary has. Survey, employers factor in Senior Jennifer Wilt, an supply and demand. If people early childhood education are looking for a job in a field major, said, "I am not that has lots of candidates, they concerned about the job mar- are more likely inclined to face ket, but I want to stand out. I more competition. am involved in many However, if a job is in high organizations related to my demand, such as engineers and field as well as extracurricular teachers, you have the luxury activities to make me more well of choosing between job offers. rounded person to help get me Keep in mind that all qualities i a job." and qualifications are unique Competition is one area and can attract employers to where students are concerned, negotiate salaries. especially if they are in a high- What docs this mean for demand field. Until recently students? According to GULFSTREAM - THE WORLD STANDARD™ IN BUSINESS AVIATION students had the upper hand in Luckenbaugh, "Even the job market, according to graduates in sough-after fields Allan Jones, director of college need to recognize that recruiting at American employers are more likely to GULFSTREAM AEROSPACE CORPORATION Management Systems Inc. be cautious in their hiring 'Then, for the first time in about efforts." is phased to announce a unique career opportunity made possible b;y a partnership with the five years, the economy got Teachers are helping more State of Georgia's Intellectual Capital Partnership Program (ICAPP). soft and employers had fewer students in classrooms prepare needs for new college gradu- for the job search as well. ates," he said. "One of my teachers gives If you are interested in an electrical engineering degree and a career in aviation electronics, Ryan Foley, majoring in us interviewing tips and directs management with emphasis in us to career services when they you may apply and be selected for the newly created Gulfstream - ICAPP program, a coop- human resources, said are offering job programs," erative effort between Gulfstream, ICAPP, Armstrong Atlantic State University, Georgia "There are lots of students said senior Megan Mulcahy, a Southern University, Savannah State University, the Georgia Institute of Technology, and in my field that are just as marketing major. the Georgia Tech Regional Engineering Program (GTREP). outgoing as me. I know that I Classes such as senior need to get my name out there seminar and internships are so people can get to know me." allowing students to experience * Earn a Georgia Tech electrical engineering degree with an emphasis on aviation Some ideas that can help jobs in their field. "We have a electronics - delivered by GTREP and partner institutions with coursework in students in the long run are to whole class in our major called the Savannah area. do homework about a professional practices. Our • Join a company named the best managed aerospace company in the industry company. It is important to teacher tells us what to expect research on a company so both such as working with a client with an increasing demand for electrical engineers. parties involved can ask and what to wear on a job Students may receive up to $10,000 in work cancelable loans. questions, Jt is also important interview," said Conti. Secure a job at Gulfstream upon successful completion of the program. to practice interviewing Child and Family techniques before an interview. Development teachers are Students will be able to have doing the same. "Our For more information: an idea of what kinds of professors tell us to get out www.gtrep.gatech.edu/icapp.html THE WORLD STANDARD™ questions may be asked in a there. They know it is going to real interview situation. be tough but they tell us what Employers also want to if to expect as well," said senior students have experience in the Kathryn Cox. Gulfstream field such as co-op or Job prospects can be good /\ OEWERAL DYNAMICS COMPANY internships. even if companies are cutting "I hopefully will get a job back on workers. There are from the people that I intern jobs waiting for students to with. If not, then I will keep on fill, you just have to hunt a searching," said Cristina Conti, little harder. ! 2002 Women's Awareness Week [FLOOD, FROM PAGE 1 1 don't know if we're going to Harlan County Judge-Execu- "Women Sustaining the American spirit" have more flooding to come." tive Joe Grieshop said he hopes 7:30 p.m. As much as eight inches of the federal government will help Monday, March 25 Russell Union Room 2080 rain over two days in the hills of residents along the Cumberland 11:00 a.m. -1:00 p.m. If; When Americanism Hurts Women River recover from the floods. Russell Union Rotunda [Kentucky, Tennessee and Vir- Presenter: Dr. Lori Amy, Writing and ginia have left seven people dead, Grieshop said damage to Women s Health Information Table Linguistics Department, Georgia Southern hundreds of homes damaged or homes is widespread. "In addi- Free Information on women s health University 'destroyed, and rivers hovering tion, we have washed out bridges, issues. This program will address the anti-terrorist Program Sponsor: The Health Education Center menacingly near their banks. hundreds of washed out culverts, campaign led by the United States. Kimberly Hammonds didn't and mudslides all over the county, 12:00 noon know what to do first when she some threatening homes." : I Wednesday, March 27 ^ Russell Union 2080 /n;\i"r.\'^j got back into her home in the tiny Officials in seven counties - !|| ! 7:00 p.m. Women Awareness Social iiiV:miti community of Dayhoit on the up- Harlan, Leslie, Bell, Knox, Whit- COBARoom 1124 Come and kick off Women s Awareness ) Discussion on Sexual Harassment ley, McCreary and Clay _ and the vv per Cumberland River. Week with some of this year s presenters Presentor: Dr. Marcia Jones, "I just screamed," she said. cities of Barbourville, Harlan, and other special guests. Light hjrtin -r|[* Director, Affirmative Action Office, "That didn't help, but it didn't Evarts, Loyall and Pineville made refreshments will be served. hurt anything either." local disaster declarations, ac- Program Sponsor: The Women s Awareness Georgia Southern University In some parts of flood-rav- cording to Ray Bowman, a Week Planning Committee Come and learn how the implications of sexual harassment can affect your work aged Appalachia, residents be- spokesman with the state Divi- 6:00 p.m. environment in the present and the future. gan returning to their homes Tues- sion of Emergency Management. Program Sponsor: Pi Sigma Epsilon day to find a coating of slick, Faye Scott, 68, of Dayhoit, Veazy Hall fishy-smelling mud, up to a foot said she lost everything in her Women, Drugs, Alcohol, Sex Thursday, March 28 thick on carpets, sofas, dining home, from photographs to furni- This program will focus on some of the major life issues that affect women s 7:00 p.m. room tables, and, in some cases, ture. Relatives and neighbors used Multicultural health. Russell Union even cabinet tops after some of water hoses andwheelbarrows to Program Sponsor: The Health Education Center Theatre the most severe flooding in 25 either clean or haul away furnish- Student Keynote years in the region. ings. 7:00 p.m. Speaker: Dr. More than 300 homes were "If s totally destroyed me," she Russell Union Room 2080 Gary Lemmons New School for damaged or destroyed, but no said, tears welling up in her eyes. ReVISION s Gender Roles Across Center deaths or serious injuries were "There's so many memories that Social Research the World in reported in Kentucky. you just can't salvage." This interactive panel discussion will focus New York Grieshop attributed that to With every step Jody Ball on the differences in traditions around the Mapping the made, the carpeting under her feet world for Women. vigilance. . . Impact of bell Program Sponsor: Revision "People here are always on the squished in her mother's mobile hooks on the Classroom: Reflections of a lookout for flooding," he said. home at Dayhoit. "It can't be Feminist, Anti-Racist, Male Teacher "It's engrained in their minds be- saved," she said. Tuesday, March 26 Program Sponsor: Revision cause it's happened so many times "There's nothing can be done 6:00 p.m. Monday, March 25 in the past." to get the smell out." Russell Union Room 2080 Russell Union Free Carnations (while supplies The National Weather Service Lewis, the meteorologist, said The Talking Cloth: African- 11:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. last) additional rain through Wednes- American Women Quilters and the Russell Union Rotunda i in Jackson issued its first flood Compliments of Alpha Phi Alpha day poses a threat of flooding on Underground Railroad warning for eastern Kentucky Fraternity, Inc. Women and Cars some 24 hours before the water several streams that originate in In this fascinating workshop, learn how Learn how to talk car talk ! Come get all quilters stitched began rising on the Cumberland the mountains of eastern Ken- the answers to the questions that you secret codes River, giving people ample warn- tucky. Tuesday, March 26 & wanted to ask about your vehicle. A into their quilt customer friendly mechanic will be ing. "We've got three rivers that Thursday, March 28 patterns that available to assist you! 5:30 p.m. - 7:00 p.m. Michael Lewis, a meteorolo- we're really concerned about at helped Program Sponsor: Zeta Phi Beta Sorority Inc. tgist at the Jackson office, said this point - the Cumberland, the countless Weight Extension early warning is always the best Kentucky and the Licking," Lewis numbers of Women and Weights Program. Prevention for weather-related said. "We're looking at another 4jk "^ '% ■ enslaved Free guidance and instruction will be available. I deaths and injuries. two inches of rain over much of Africans escape to the Underground Railroad. (The Women and Weights Program is "We werejust lucky this time," eastern Kentucky through held every Tuesday and Thursday Wednesday. That's enough to Program Sponsor: Women s Awareness Week Lewis said. "It's also a credit to Planning Committee throughout the semestef.) - People avoiding life-threatening cause more flooding on those riv- situations." ers." SPORTS Friday, March 22,2002 - Page 6 Eagles pound Panthers 16-6 GSU to host sistant coach Mike Tidick let his emotions get a hold of him as he was ejected for arguing balls and Schenkel E-Z-GO strikes with the home plate um- pire. In accordance with Southern Conference rules, Tidick now faces an automatic four-game sus- Invitational G-A News Service pension since this was his third Birkdale Collegiate Classic in ejection in the past two years. With a field that features Charlotte, N.C. with a six-under Spearman was the offensive nine of the top 21 teams in the finish. spark for Georgia Southern on the nation, including defending Last year's NCAA night, finishing 3-for-4 with his national champion Florida, the Champion, Florida, boasts the two round-trippers and six runs Schenkel E-Z-GO Invitational No. 2-ranked player in batted in. The junior shortstop tees off Saturday morning at sophomore Camilo Villegas. t also got a rare rest, as he was Forest Heights Country Club. The Gators are currently ranked pinch-hit for in the sixth, the first In its fourth season as the fourth. CM time Spearman had been taken out Schenkel E-Z-GO Invitational, Tennessee, making its third i Ui all season. the tournament will showcase Schenkel appearance, have a sin "I don't know what to say," 10 of the top 20 players in the pair of top-25 ranked players in remarked Spearman in relation to country, making it arguably the Ian Parnaby and David Skinns. G- his fourth-inning grand slam. strongest field of any collegiate The Volunteers enter the "There were two strikes, and I just tournament in the U.S. For the tourney as the No. 5 team in the Ir tried to hit it." first time, live scoring will be nation. Sophomore Ryan Hybl, .) Hall, a senior second baseman, available via the internet. For ranked fifth individually, continued his hot streak of late, up-to-the minute results, headlines a young Georgia So La batting 2-for-3 with four RBI. simply log on to golfstat.com squad, that includes David in Gilligan added a 3 -for-4 night with beginning Saturday morning Miller (No. 71) and Bryant tak an RBI, while Herring was 3-for- and click on the Schenkel E-Z- Odom (No. 74). 5 with 2 RBI. GO Invitational link. Georgia Southern, stillriding No Dolphin batter managed Two-time defending the momentum of last month's tW more than one hit as they were Schenkel champion Georgia is victory at the USF Invitational bui held to just six hits as a team. among the schools competing in Tampa, Fla. looks to better LaVene Bell/STAFF Dennis Dove, making his first in the Schenkel, named after last year's runner-up finish in m start since February 10, got his former ABC sportscaster Chris the Schenkel. The Eagles took wr NON-CONFERENCE BLOWOUT: With the 16-6 victory over Jacksonville University Dolphins, the Sn Eagles jump to 16-7 overall. first victory of the season, pitch- Schenkel. The Bulldogs have third place in the Birkdale last ing three innings, striking out four won the last two tournaments weekend and are led by the trio bu Co and allowing one run. Dove, who and were the runner-up in 1999, Of freshman Aron Price, senior By Eli Boorstein the line in left. Hammond. A Gilligan walk and a was injured in the Georgia Tech the year the tourney was Justin Kolumber and sophomore Mil uahp @ hotmail.com After Jacksonville (13-10) bunt single from Revere loaded series at the beginning of the sea- reinstated with the sponsorship Tyler McKeever. Price was I ill do Led by Jemel Spearman's two scored a run of their own in the the bases for Hall, who responded son, was on a set pitch count, and of E-Z-GO after a 10-year ranked as high as 48th in the home runs and six runs batted in, second, Georgia Southern added with a two-run single. Following was removed after throwing fifty absence. country earlier this spring, while .di the Georgia Southern baseball another four runs in the bottom of a walk to Walker to reload the pitches. Kevin Culpepper and Highlighting the 2002 Kolumber and McKeever have am team pounded the Jacksonville the third to take the 8-1 lead. After bases, Spearman hit a grand slam. Scott Tolbert each threw two Schenkel field will be both earned Southern Dolphins 16-6 in a non-confer- Zickgraf led the frame off with a Herring then went deep with a scoreless innings out of the Clemson, Wake Forest, Florida Conference Golfer-of-the- Sn ence battle Wednesday night at walk, he moved over to third on solo home run to .right center. bullpen, while Mike Thompson, and Tennessee. The quartet is Wcek honors in the last three Ai J.I. Clements Stadium. another double from Gilligan. Fol- Three batters later, Hammond, in Jeff deRijke, and Jason Cadenhead ranked No. 2-No. 5 in the weeks. • flu The Eagles (16-7) jumped onto lowing a J.R. Revere walk to load his second at-bat of the inning, finished up the last two innings. country. Clemson, the nation's The Schenkel gets underway ho the scoreboard early as they posted the bases, Chad Hall drove in drove in the eighth run when he David Simpkins took the loss second-ranked team, has three Saturday morning with an 8:00 lir. four runs in the bottom of the first Zickgraf and Gilligan on a single. scored Rocky Baker on a single. for the Dolphins, his first of the players ranked in the top 100, a.m. shotgun start. The teams i to inning. After Chris Walker led Revere then was able to score a Jacksonville was able to make year. Simpkins allowed six runs including junior D.J. Trahan, play 36 holes on Saturday, with the game off with a single, run of his own when he was driven things closer late in the game, off seven hits in two innings of the 2000 United States Public the second round scheduled to Spearman sent his first home run in on a Walker ground out. Two scoring two in the eighth off RBIs work. Six other pitchers finished Links Champion and the third- begin at approximately 1:00 out to left field to score two. batters later, Hall scored the fourth from David Jakiela and Tom up the game for Jacksonville. ranked individual in the nation. p.m. Sunday's third and final Following two Eagle outs, Carlos run on a Matt Herring single. Alford to cut the deficit to 16-3. Georgia Southern now goes Wake Forest, making its round tees off at 8:00 a.m., with Love then reached base on a single The Eagles blew the game wide They then cut it to 16-6 in the back on the road as they go to first Schenkel appearance since the leaders taking at the course and stole second. A.J. Zickgraf open in the fourth inning, sending ninth with three more runs off Greenville for three games against 1999, is led by sophomore Bill just before 10:00 a.m. plated the third run when he drove 13 batters to the plate while add- sloppy pitching by the Eagle the Paladins of Furman this week- Haas, the nation's fourth- The tournament is open to in Love on a single. Brendan ing eight more runs for the 16-1 bullpen. Georgia Southern walked end. Jacksonville will return home ranked player. Haas was the the public and there is no Gilligan was then able to drive in edge. The onslaught started with five Dolphin batters, including two for a three-game set against At- medalist last weekend at the charge. ! Zickgraf when he doubled down a pinch-hit single from Matt with the bases loaded. Eagle as- lantic Sun foe Belmont. Ultimate frisbee team to GSU tennis defeats Mercer and Charleston Southern 6-1 host weekend tournament •The men's team defeated Mercer 6-1 By Tracy-Scott Hilton including GSU B, will include and the women's team defeated [email protected] Darthmouth B, Georgia B, This Saturday and Sunday, the Williams B, Brown B2 and Charleston Southern 6-1 GSU Ultimate Frisbee Team will Williams B2. Along with the GSU G-A News Service host the College Southerns Ultimate women competitors, the other third victory of the season as it Frisbee Tournament. Competition schools will be Macalaster, The Mercer tennis team (2- defeated Charleston Southern 6- will begin Saturday morning at 10 WHUFO (Williams) A, WHUFO 10) was defeated by Georgia 1 Wednesday afternoon in a.m., along with a rookie all-star B, Middlebury, Columbia and Southern (5-5) by a score of 6-1 Charleston. The loss drops Wednesday afternoon in Macon. Charleston Southern to a 3-6 match at 9 p.m. later that evening. Dathmouth. ; Sunday's competition will be the "We are looking for our first The match was orginally sched- record for the season, while the singleelimination portion of the tournament victory on our home uled for February 27 but was Eagles improve to 3-6. tournament to determine who is the turf," commented Datuba Benson postponed due to cold weather. The Lady Bucs jumped out < best college ultimate frisbee team. Ja-Ja. Benson also added that it The Eagles won five of six to the advantage in the doubles The colleges and universities will be great for the GSU students, singles matches and also secured point as it claimed an 9-7 win at that will be participating in this faculty and staff members to come the doubles point by winning the number one doubles spot weekend's events will include both out to support these men and women two of three matches. Wojciech before Georgia Southern won at a Men's A Division and a Men's B who are representing this university Nowak, Mark Finnegan, Uli two (8-3) and three (8-3) to take Division. There will also be a very well this season. "The men's Ebensperger, Noah Tyler, and a 1-0 lead in the match. Women's Division, in which GSU and women's team of GSU will Danie Van Den Heever took The Eagles dominated the will be represented. give a great show," said Benson. singles wins for GSU while the singles matches as they claimed The Men's A Division, includ- "I'm real excited about coming team of Nowak and Finnegan victories in five of the six ing GSU, will consist of Macalester, this far in the season, especially and the team of Ebensrierger and matches. Amy Bartlett, Sarah University of Florida, Darthmouth with the elevated playing skills from Rohan Williams won in doubles Iqbal, Brooke McNamee, Char- A, Columbia, Williams A, everyone on our teams," said Cass Play- lotte Bruneteaux and Sally Middlebury, University of Wiscon- Brannan, co-defensive and offen- Georgia Southern ( 2-1 Williams all claimed singles sin SP. Brown B, Oberlin, Florida sive coordinator. Brannan also SoCon) returns to action points for Georgia Southern. State, Southern Polytechnic, North- commented that he hopes this tomorrow hosting The Citadel The Eagles return to action western, College of Charleston, weekend's tournament will draw a (9-8, 2-5 SoCon) at 2:00 p.m. Saturday, March 23, when they Tim Deaver/STAFF : New College and Princeton B. large crowd from the GSU com- DOUBLE VICTORY: After the 6-1 victory, the men's team is at the Hanner Courts. travel to Greensboro, N.C. to The Men's B Division, munity. ranked 5-5 overall and the women's team is 3-6 Georgia Southern claimed its face UNC Greensboro at Noon. Bo's BOTTOM LINE: SOME OF THIS YEAR'S WORST UARS IN SPORTS In today's world of sports, we the well have some fun with this. and I swore one of them had a goatee, sound better, but a Masters Degree popping wheelies were really about fans have been witness to such a Liar-Liar #1: Felipe Almonte - but no one looked into it because they from NYU?! him. ridiculous amount of filthy lies and Father of Little League star Danny weren't as dominating as the boy (or Are you kidding me coach?? It was Jeff, buddy, we know the truth so deceptionfrom our beloved starathletes, Almonte. should I say young man) that they were bad enough that you had to lie about why don't you just come clean. If high profile coaches, and their sleazy Ok, so Danny Almonte turned out calling the next Pedro Marinez. playing four years at New Hampshire, you were dare-devil enough to be t agents, that it has reached a point where to be an over-aged 14 year-old pitcher Oh well Coach Almonte, you but get serious. IfyouwerePinocchio, doing bike tricks, then be a man and we really need to just sit back and have from the Dominican Republic instead weren' t the first father to lie about your your nose would still be growing as we tell everyone what really happened. a good laugh about it. of the 12 year-old pitching phenom son, and you won't be the last, but I speak. How do you think former Kings The fact is that most of us have that we thought he was when he was have no pity for anyone who takes the Liar-Liar #3: Jeff Kent - Second forward Lionel Simmons felt when already known about the "don't ask- helping his Bronx teammates dominate fun out of a kids game. baseman for the San Francisco he had to tell everyone that he injured don't tell" side of sports, (i.e. all of the the Little League World Series. Liar-Liar #2: George O'Leary - Giants. his wrist one day in the late 1980'sby 1 Latin-American major league baseball But do any of you think that this is Former Georgia Tech and Notre The debate still rages on this week playing too much Nintendo with his players that aged many years this the first player in the history of the Dame Head Coach. as to whether he really broke his wrist kids? ] offseason) but since some of these Little League World Series who lied We all know that in every field of by falling off his truck while he was Bo Fulginiti is a sports writer for I people are finally getting their hands about his age? Those kids from Taiwan work people tend to exaggerate on washing it, or if the 911 calls about the the George-Anne andean be reached j caught in the cookie jar, we might as a few years ago had thick mustaches their resumes a little to make themselves biker who fell off his motorcyle at [email protected] ■■ 1 Page 7 —Friday, March 22, 2002 Softball splits doubleheader USTA honors faculty member for contributions G-A News Service "I hire, orient, train, supervise of the Davis Cup, Fed Cup and Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, A member of Georgia Southern and evaluate the tennis instructors at Olympic teams. In addition, the Louisiana, University's faculty in the College Georgia Southern," Zwald said. "We USTA administers a variety of Mississippi, North Carolina, South of Health and Professional Studies have taught tennis to over 1,200 programs for players of all ages and Carolina and Tennessee, which are the has received a national honor from students in the past four years using ability levels. nine states that comprise the Southern the United States Tennis Association these two USTA programs." The USTA is divided into 17 Section. (USTA) for his contributions to the Prior to arriving at Georgia sections, with the Southern Section Zwald is one of eight men and sport. Southern, Zwald coached high school being the largest. There are over women from the Southern Section who Drew Zwald, who is an associate tennis, taught the sport on the 156,000 USTA members in Alabama, were named to the All-American team. professor in the Department of Health elementary, middle and high school and Kinesiology, is one of just 50 levels, and served as an instructor at people from across the country named various recreation departments, to the USA Tennis National universities and private clubs. Recognition Program All-American "Our philosophy in the Physical team. Activity Program is to teach the skills The USA Tennis National and rules -of sports and recreation Recognition Program is run by the activities in order to help each student USTA in conjunction with the develop a lasting interest in Professional Tennis Registry and the participation and physical fitness," Tim Deaver/STAFF United States Professional Tennis Zwald said. DOUBLEHEADER: Eagles split games against Charleston Southern Association. "Incorporating the USA Tennis - University each taking a game. The Eagles won the first game 7-5 but fell The All-American team 123 and Teani Tennis programs has short in their second game 4-7. recognizes instructors and volunteers enhanced our ability to reach our who have promoted the sport by goals, and we are honored to be G-A News Service bottom of the seventh to score three implementing US ATennis programs. recognized by the USTA for our The Charleston Southern runs. The Eagles were led by Pansulla Zwald, 50, is the director of Georgia contributions in promoting tennis." University soltball team split in a who was 3-for-3 in the contest with Southern's Founded in 1881, the USTA is .luble-headci against Georgia .two doubles and three RBl"s. Littlejohn Physical Activity Program, and •the national governing body for tennis Southern Wednesday afternoon. The earned her fourth consecutive win, and he also serves as the site director for in this country. The not-for-profit Lady Buccaneers fell to the Eagles 7-5 Crystal Crews got the final out for her the USA Tennis 123 and USA Team organization owns the U.S. Open in the first contest but rebounded to second save. Tennis programs. tournament and selects the members 5 take a 7-4 win in the second game. The Bucs rebounded to take a 7-4 Charleston Southern scored the first win in the second game. CSU broke antigond* *"* two runs of the game in the first inning, out of their scoring slump early as the but the Eagles came back with three in team scored five runs in the first three Ifs 2002 A.D. Antigone died 4000 years ago, '.e third. Julie Peel led off the inning innings. but the first female rebel ean't lie dormant with a base hit. and moved to second Georgia Southern earned a run in forever. She's baek! She's rising! when Stacie Cooper walked. Karen the second when Kiefer singled home And she's eoming to ROCK YOUR TOWN! Smillic laid down her fifth sacrifice Pansulla, and a run in the third on a bunt of the season to moved Peel and Griffin double that plated Meghan Palm & Tarot Card Readings They're baek in full foree with a new GD! Cooper up one base, and Kim Griffin's Correia. Down 5-2 in the top of the single to left one out later scored two fifth, GSU got two more runs to narrow by Miss Victoria runs. Suzanne Pansulla followed with a the margin on Crews' two-run home double todeep left center to score Griffin run. But the Bucs came back with two • Crystal Readings Saturday, March 23rd . ad give the Eagles a 3-2 advantage. in the sixth to push the lead to 7-4. • Specializing in GSU added two more in the fifth Kiefer lead the Eagles in game two, Spiritual Awareness 18 & Over • 10pm and two in the seventh. 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March 22.2002 - Page 8 'Ice Age': A hot new flick Bursting out of Liverpool, Clinic By Brooke Minter Scrat, the squeaky saber :iiint 121 @yahoo.com tooth squirrel randomly has become the buzz band du jour Although "Ice Age" takes place scurries across the screen KRT Campus Musical Express) are just desperate ourselves, we had some band conflicts during a time of sub-zero throughout the film, Brian Campbell speaks like a man for a scene -1 mean, Britpop saved ... and we all had expectations we felt temperatures, it won't leave you constantly looking for a place traveling at the speed of light, like them. The thing with us or the White we had to meet. And it just dragged on feeling ice cold coming out of the to hide his beloved acorn. he's about to burst from an Stripes or the Strokes is just that people and on. One day we just came in and theater. He makes every scene he is amphetamine rush. Give him a Red are listening to that type of music now. said,v All right, this has to stop. We're . "Ice Age" travels back in time involved in hilariously Bull and he'll surely go into shock. B ands like that have always been there. going out of our minds.' " 20,000 years ago where a trio of funny. Maybe it's his usual manner. Or , People just weren't paying attention." "Walking With Thee" recorded in characters roam the earth together. • "Ice Age" keeps your perhaps it's an inevitable side effect In away, Clinic began as something a mere four weeks, brought the The story involves an unlikely attention throughout the film to being bassist for Clinic, whose of a reaction to the spoon-feeding of opposite experience, and the results threesome, who are seeking out the with cleverly done action adrenalized career is hurtling forward English pop in the '90s, self-releasing make for perhaps the most impressive parent of an abandoned human packed scenes. In one at breakneck pace. a noisy single dubbed "IPC Sub- effort in an uncommonly strong (if baby, they call Pinky, whose mother memorable scene, the The enigmatic but justly hyped Editors Dictate Our Youth" as its young) year. died trying to escape from a pack of mismatched gang comes Liverpudlian outfit, whose new album, debut. (IPC is the company that owns Blackburn still mewls saber tooth-tigers. across a group of wild dodo "Walking With Thee," is earning the the NME.) But the intent was broader indecipherably at times, and the band The head of the pack, Manfred birds, who are ready to fight sort of acclaim typically reserved for than rebuking long-standing taste- maintains an almost unhealthy (voice of Ray Romano) is a tough to keep their last stash of one-time road-mates Radiohead, has mongering. fascination with melodica, but the woolly mammoth who carries a food from the passing gang. joined the ranks of the White Stripes, "We had been going down to album's style is all over the map, from haunting secret of the family he They become involved in Internet Photo the Strokes and the Faint as potential London, playing the game. You have the jitters of "The Equaliser" to the once had. Manny refuses to migrate what would be the alleged 'ICE AGE': Award winning Director trend-setters every serious rock fan to go down there and play and play so out-of-control fury of "Pet Eunoch" to the south like all the others, first football game. Even Chris Wedge produces a hilarious should hear - and which every writer the A&R people will see you. We just to the tranquility of "Mr. Moonlight" instead preferring to go north, where Sid the sloth performs the v computer animated film with an all star from here to Hoboken feels compelled said, Sod it.' We pooled our money (no relation to the Beatles' cover song, he literally runs into Sid, ( John ultimate touchdown dance. cast of characters. to weigh in on. and did our own thing, hoping three or of course). Leguizamo) an annoying and lazy, Oscar winner Director Campbell sounds like he's had his four people would buy it." Now comes the real test: How will yet lovable sloth who can't seem to Chris Wedge comes out on top by animation. "Ice Age" uses its fill of that attention as he comes on the Instead, a following emerged, American audiences take to them? stay out of trouble. Diego the saber hitting number one at the box office environment well, with cracking line before a gig in Oxford, the final thanks in part to the urging of legendary Clinic hasn't had much exposure over tooth-tiger, (Denis Leary) joins the on its first weekend in theaters. "Ice and shifting glaciers and arising date of a U.K. tour before the band British DJ John Peel and a series of here, though it isn't for a lack of ' group in hopes of helping Manny Age" took third place in the biggest volcanoes adding to the action of comes to America. But right now he's one- off singles that solidified the tiying: The group arrived for a U.S. and Sid find the human tribe, but opening for an animation film ever. the film. got Liverpool on his mind - group's reputation for innovation. tour on Sept. 9, played Boston on seems to be leading them into a trap Overall, "Ice Age" will captivate The computer animation is so specifically, how hard life can be as a Come 2000 and Clinic had wrapped Sept. 10 ... then found themselves to be slaughtered by his own pack its audience with its sharp, witty real you can feel yourself freezing band from the city that begat the work on the full-length effort that heading home not long after. of hungry friends. dialogue and realistic computer along with the characters. Beatles. would be its stateside premiere - the What will come his time? "Starting off we knew we couldn't well-received "Internal Wrangler," "I don't know what to think," go anywhere near that sound," he says which roughly sounded like Thorn Campbell says. "I know we're being ,1 'Kissing Jes faster than you can say "Paranoid Yorke fronting a garage band covering talkedabout,butthere'ssomuchgoing Android." "It's kind of annoying, Fall tunes. on now that it's really a challenge to '. yeah? You come from Liverpool and "I find it really hard to listen to that reach people. And who can say what your typical you instantly get compared to the now," Campbell admits. "It was hard people will think of four guys in > Beatles. And you've lost immediately, to make. We put too much pressure on surgical masks?" KRT Campus everyone's journey is different." screenplay, and then turn over the of course. We knew we had to do "Kissing Jessica Stein" not your Adds Westfeldt: "I think we knew roles to more recognizable actresses, something different." ' , typical boy-meets-girl, boy-falls-in from the early days of the play that the women held out for a studio that "Different" hardly describes half love-with-girl, boy-marries-girl type we had touched upon some hot would allow them to star. of what Clinic has become. When art- of romantic movie. The film is more buttons. When you open up the "We didn't create this for cash," school students Campbell and of a girl-meets-boy, girl-hates-boy, question of sexuality, you tend to Juergensen said. "We wrote it to be drummer Carl Turney collided with girl-tries-girl type of romantic scare some people." creative. These were our characters vocalist-guitarists Ade Blackburn and comedy. Westfeldt and Juergensen met and we wanted to play them." Hartley (just Hartley), rivals from "I guess we've taken the classic almost five years ago when they But, when they did find a home another art school, "we wanted to romantic comedy formula and turned signed up for a one-week theater lab for their movie, it began an 18-month sound like Suicide crossed with it on its head a little bit," said an in upstate New York. While at the ordeal of endless rewrites and Crime" - which might be fascinating unapologetic Jennifer Westfeldt, a lab, they discovered that they both conflicts over the tone of the movie if most people knew who Suicide and pretty blonde who plays the title had been writing on a similar theme - that ended with the women leaving Crime were. character opposite the dark, exotic dating hell.'We turned to each other the studio with their script. They Salivating critics already have Heather Juergensen. one day," Westfeldt said, "and said finally had their freedom, but they spent untold hours playing spot-the- The women not only act in, but we should mount a night of our writing didn't have the studio's financial influence with the quartet. "The Velvet wrote and produced the movie about in a theater." backing. Underground for the new two single women who grow so weary But, at the end of the week, they "We never dreamed we would millennium," one said, while most of the heterosexual dating game that parted ways and didn't see each other wind up being writers, playwrights, have commended the band's mix of they become screenwriters, early Pink Floyd and Can, with a hint involved in an producers, fund- of the Residents' lunacy, given that experimental raisers, editors, the lads prefer to perform in surgeon's same-sex directors, casting gear- relationship. directors and Sometimes surgeon's gear crossed Like their location scouts," with"Sgt. Pepper" uniforms. Anything screen Internet Photo Westfeldt said. to hide their identities. CLINIC: This European band is receiving a lot of praise in Europe but characters, "But we had no "Magazines like the NME (New hopes to expand their audience by reaching Americans. Westfeldt is the choice; we had'to more talkative do it ourselves." when the So they set out to Hollywood' actresses sit for raise the nearly $1 an interview in million it would a Westwood cost to make the hotel suite. is concentrating on being himself movie. "This is not "One producer KRT Campus not the first guy in Hollywood to float to and starred in, has bolstered his belief a film that says, came up with half The Weas-el is dead, buuu-uuuddy. fame on a gimmick. On his Web site, that a career turnaround is possible for Hey, go sleep' the budget," But Pauly Shore lives on. www.paulyshore.com, he explains the him. with a woman i Westfeldt said, And like a bad high school yearbook business side of Hollywood to fans who T think weirder things have if you've never Internet Photo 'KISSING JESSICA STEIN': Two women find themselves together "but the rest was photo, Shore's breakthrough shtick is wonder why he hasn't snagged any happened,' Shore says. 'Anything can slept with a after several unsuccessful heterosexual relationships. raised share by somethinghe'shavingatoughtimegetting starring roles lately. In short, as box- happen. The fact that I did this movie, woman,'" share. We went to most of America to forget - especially and it got picked up - if you look at then- Westfeldt friends, family Hollywood. careers and how they were when they explained. "It's about the bigger for a year. Westfeldt, a New York and everybody we ever met in our Shore first gained fame as an early- were 30 - all you need is to get that one picture. It's about living life to the theater actress, moved to Los Angeles lives. There are people all over New '90s surfer dude who relied on words like dramatic role and all of a sudden people fullest and taking risks." Her character after being cast in the ABC series York City who own a piece of this "nugs"and"stoney"toexpresshisendless are like, 'Wow." is an uptight, neurotic New York City "Two Guy s, A Girl and a Pizza Place." movie." appreciation for large-breasted women. The movie is ariff on Shore's life, in newspaper journalist who works her Meanwhile, Juergensen was busy The movie has been drawing The king of MTV's spring-break bikini which he plays his declining fame for way through every male loser in town. writing and performing her one- positive notices on the film festival contests eventually crossed over to the laughs by faking his own death and She is ready to give up the dating woman show "Letters to an Older circuit, but the women know it will big screen, luring thousands of teen-agers watchingthemediadeclarehimabudding scene forever when she meets Man." not fly in all neighborhoods. to blow their allowances on screwball comedic genius. It is loaded with cameos, Juergensen's character, a cool, When the start of Westfeldt's "This movie should not scare comedies like "Encino Man" and "Son in fromstars at every level of the Hollywood adventurous woman who is her direct series was pushed back two months, anyone," Westfeldt said. "But we Law." foodchain: SeanPenn, WhoopiGoldberg, opposite. she decided to return to New York knew going in that the subject matter But at 34, Shore sounds less like a Carrot Top, Kato Kaelin, etc. They meet through a personal ad during the break and reconnect with might alienate some people. There surferandmoreliketheroad-weary stand- 'I kind of willed it,' Shoresays. 'Isaid, placed by Juergensen's character, Juergensen. They decided to write a are people who are disgusted by the up comedian he is. if I'mgonnadothis... I'mgonna shoot for who also is bored with the men in her comedy sketch about "two girly-girls notion of two men together or two 'Yellow, yellow, yellow,' Shore thetop.IgotSeanPenn,andthenonceIgot life and is looking for a different kind sitting in a day spa discussing how to women together, and I'm not sure answers a cellphone call at a Macaroni Whoopi-after a while I had like lOmajor of fling. This is a movie that is only become lesbians." this movie is for them. This is a movie Grill in Houston. Just getting around to stars in the movie, and everybody wanted meant to inspire people to experiment, "As we began to explore this-theme for the rest of the people." "But we lunch at3:30intheaftemoon,he'salitde Special Photo to be in it.' period," Westfeldt said. "It doesn't of dating hell and how this desperation have no political agenda," she added. indignant about the suggestion he was ENCINO MAN: Pauly Shore is Shore says test audiences have have to be about their sexuality; it sets in, we knew we had struck a "We tried to be responsible to the sleeping in. After a show in College attempting to recreate himself in respondedwell to the film even those who could be whatever in their life is comedic gold mine," Juergensen said. issues without saying what we think Station the night before, Shore and crew hisnewmovie"You'HNeverWiez didn't like his MTV character. blocked or not necessarily being fully "We were not experiencing these is right or wrong." piled in the tour bus and made it to in This Town Again." T m just trying to shed the Weasel and expressed." feelings ourselves but we both had There are no graphic lesbian love- Houston in time to do a guest spot on get people to look at me as just me, without Both women, who say they have had enough crazy experiences, and making scenes in the movie, but morning radio. , office receipts dwindled, the big-studio doing the "Buu-uudy" and the "Weasel" - always been straight and are involved we knew enough women with their Westfeldt insisted that it was not an 'Daddy's a little tired,' Shore says, offers dried up. But not to worry. the stuff I did 10 years ago.' in long-term relationships with men, own crazy experiences, that we just attempt to make the film more 'but Daddy's a pro, so he knows how to 'The Weasel had a good run, but now He expects it to arrive in theaters later agreed that their film, although a kept writing. Suddenly, it grew from appealing to a mainstream audience. doife' I' m in the transitional stage of my career,' this year. comedy, will not be well-received in a sketch into a play." "We looked at all the great So, just what is his act, now that he's Shore writes. It's a career he likens to 'It's exciting, 'cause if it does well,' all communities. "We were absolutely floored," romantic comedies and came to the left the Weasel in his wake? those of Tom Hanks, Steve Martin, John Shore says, 'it's gonna open up lots of "There has been some negative Westfeldt said. "Our agents were realization that they don't show a lot. 'I'm just me,' Shore says. 'I'm up Travolta, even one of this year's Oscar- possibilities for me.' reaction from some people who are swamped by offers to turn our play You never see anyone naked. It's left there talking aboutreal stuff. ...Igetkind nominated directors. For now, Shore says he doesn't let his troubled by even a fictional into a movie. We thought that the to the viewer's imagination."We're of raw, but I keep it real. I go up and flow 'Look at Ron Howard,' Shore says. status as one of Hollywood's mostreliable exploration of the question of choice only people in the audience were our not trying to exploit this subject in for an hour, screw with people, bring 'He was Opie.' punch lines get to him. in sexuality," Juergensen said. friends. Who knew that ■ producers any way," she explained. "We simply people up on stage. As long as they're The recent sale of 'You'll Never 'You just get through it,' he says. 'You "Maybe those people are locked in a were there?"Although some of the wanted to make a romantic comedy, laughing and they're into it, it's cool.' Wiez in This Town Again,' a know that it's just a business and you try box. All we're saying is that offers were only to write the but with a twist." Shore is eager to point out that he's mockumentary Shore wrote, directed not to take things so personal.' 4|^BI HHHBBHHBf

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On-line at Advertising Director, ADS, (912) 681-5418; or Ssorgia Southern s Ma^aaine of tlie Arts Bill Neville, Student Media Coordinator, (912) http://www.stp.gasou.edu/funstuff/ 681-0069. 'PROOFING/ERRORS/OMISSIONS: The 117 Fundraising Editor ($1,100 per full semester) newspaper makes every reasonable effort to present correct and complete information in Art Director ($1050 per full semester) advertisements. However, the advertiser is FRATERNITIES • SORORITIES responsible for proofing the ad upon publication CLUBS -STUDENT GROUPS Earn $1,000 to $2,000 this semester with the Managing Editor ($1000 per full semester) and should notify the newspaper immediately in easy Campusfundraiser.com three hour the event of an error. The newspaper is not fundraising event. Does not involve credit responsible for any errors in advertisements and card applications. Fundraising dates are filling its liability for adjustments is limited to the amount quickly, so call today! Contact Station Manager ($1,350 per full semester) of space the error occupied in the ad. Further, the Campusfundraiser.com at (888) 923-3238, or visit www.campusfundraiser.com. i newspaper is not responsible for any damages Program Director ($1,200 per full semester) caused due to an ad's omission from a particular Operations Manager ($1,200 per full semester) edition and its responsibility solely is to reschedule 120 Furniture & Appliances WVGSraOioActive the ad in the next regular edition at the regular ; advertising rates. Free classified ads from FOR SALE: Magic Chef fridge 4.4 Cu. Ft. The Student Media Advisory Board of Georgia South- CLASSIFIED ADS: Capacity. Unit Dimensions 21"dx 19" wx33 3/ students, faculty and staff must be non- 4"h. Perfect for dorms. $40 681-7949. em University announces its selection process to choose APPLICATION FORM AND WAIVER commercial in nature and submitted in writing, student editors and managers of the 2002-2003 broad- INFORMATION: Questions regarding these positions should be directed to the advisors of the media: Bill with the name of the sender, local address, and 140 Help Wanted cast and editorial boards of fire university's official stu- phone number. No free ads taken via telephone dent media (The George-Anne, Miscellany Magazine, Neville {The GEORGE-ANNE) at 681-0069 or Box 8067; Larry Anderson (MISCELLANY) at 681-0128 or Box Onefree -atthis price we don't take dictation. Southern Reflector Magazine, and WVGS/FM). 8048; Dianne Lamb {REFLECTOR MAGAZINE) at 681-0534 or Box 8091; or Bill Neville (WVGS/FM) at ad per person per week. Commercial classified SUMMER INTERNSHIPS Earn $3000-$7000+ 681-0069 or Box 8067, Additional information and interpretation of the qualifications may be obtained from are 20 cents per word with a $4 minimum per and gain valuable business experience working Students interested in applying for an elected posi- I insertion. Tearsheets are $2 extra per insertion. for Georgia Southern's Official Campus tion will be expected; to present (1) a resume; (2) a the chairperson, Bill Neville (681-0069 or Box 8067). CIRCULATION INFORMATION: Mail Telephone Directory, Excellentadvertising, sales, letter of application explaining the candidate's quali- subscriptions are not availabel at this time. and marketing opportunity. GREAT RESUME BOOSTER! Call Renee at AroundCampus, Inc. fications and their plans or objectives for the media Positions) applied for (Please check ALL that are applicable): However, readers may visit our web site for free 1-800-466-2221 ext 334. position sought;and (3)asigned waiver (included with WVGS/FM access to current and past issues. Visit www.aroundcampus.com. GEORGE-ANNE MISCELLANY REFLECTOR this advertisement) which gives permission to the chair- www.stp.gasou.edu. It is the goal of the ( ) Editor in Chief ( ) Editor ( ) Editor ( ) Station Manager newspaper to have its edition placed on-line person of the Student Media Advisor}' Board to vali- within 24 hours of publication. Breaking news will 160 Miscellaneous for Sale date tire candidate's academic standing. Students may ( ) Managing Editoi ( ) jiiEKr ( fcgj&m Director be placed on-line as warranted. The George- indicate the positionts) sought either in their letters of ( ) NewsEditor ( ) Managing Editor ( ) Operations Manager Anne is distributed free of charge on the Georgia NINTENDO GAME Cube for sale. Brand New! application or on the waiver form. However, a sepa- Southern University campus through delivery Includes: system two controllers five games and rate application packet (a resume, a letter of applica- 1. student interested in applying for an elected position is required to present (1) a resume; (2) sites located in campus buildings, at off-campus memory card $550 dollar value selling for tion and a signed waiver) shouldbe submitted for each sites, and in residence halls. $400,489-2860 a letter of application explaining the candidate's qualifications and their plans or objectives NOTICE: Readers may pick up one free copy, medium, it a student wishes to apply for more than for the media position sought; and (3) a signed waiver (included below) which gives permis- one medium. I and asecond for a roommate or acquaintance, at 200 Pets & Supplies sion to the chairperson of the Media Committee to validate the candidate's academic standing. distribution sites. Additional copies are 35 cents SELECTION AND TERM: Theeditorial andbroad- each and are available at the Williams Center. cast boards will be selected by members of tire com- 2. student seeking a position on an editorial or broadcast board must have a CUMULATIVE However, unauthorized removal of additional 8 WEEK old rottweiller puppy for sale. It's an copies from a distribution site constitutes theft adorable female and has had it's 1st 2 shots. mittee based on a majority of those voting, according GRADE POINT AVERAGE of at least 2.0 and must not be on scholastic or disciplinary under Georgia law, a misdemeanor offense Asking $250. Please call Lateefah at 681-4402. to committee by-laws. The term of office for the edito- probation. If at any time a board member drops below these standards, that member must Punishable by a fine and/or jail time. Editors will 4SALE AFRICAN Rock Python. 3 1/2 ' long rial and broadcast boards shall extend through the end seek to have any person(s) who removes more good feeder (aggressive) asking $80. Call 871 - of the next spring semester. relinquish the position. than the authorized number of copies from 5399 ask for Ali. distribution sites prosecuted to the full extent of SIX MONTH old chinchilla for sale with cage and QUALIFICATIONS: Specific qualifications for per- Ihe law. supplies. Call Lindsey 681-4760 or 912-429- sons holding board positions are available from any 1587. I, do hereby authorize the Media Committee, in relation NOTE: We gratefully acknowledge the theft of media adviser or the chair. Prior experience may be our slogan - "Liked by Many, Cussed by Some, considered in lieu of stated qualifications. The media to the above criteria for board positions, to contact the GSU student records representatives to Read by them All" - from Robert Williams of the 220 Rentals & Real Estate are listed in alphabetical order but the board positions validate my academic standing for compliance. This validation may be at a time of applica- Etackshear Times. Call Bob and he can tell you within each medium are listed in ranking order. who he stole it from originally. tion and at any time during the period I would hold a board position. AVAILABLE FOR FALL. 2,3, and 4 bedroom DEADLINE: The deadline, for the receipt of all applica- apartments. Located on Lanier Drive and on University Place. $225/person privately owned. tions for any of these positions is Friday, March29,at5 Signed_ BoxNo._ Call Ginny 912-464-7450 p.m. Applications should be sent to Bill Neville, chair- » STUDENTS BEWARE forfall and/or Summer: person, Media Committee, in care of Box 8067, or de- ATTENTION - The George-Anne screens all DUPLEXES AVAILABLE 2br/ 1ba and 2br/ 2ba. Pets considered 764- livered in person to Room 2022, Williams Center. Social SecLirity No._ Date advertisements prior to publication. The 3697. newspaper strives to accept ads for legitimate INTERVIEW DATE: The Committee has established Products and services only. Students are urged two interview sessions for candidates. All candidates E-Mail address to exercise caution when replying to ads — for board positions on The George-Anne and Reflec- Particularly those which require a credit card $250/day potential This (1) application/waiver form (or a facsimile), together with a (2) resume and a (3) letter of application for each lumber, other personal information, or money in tor Magazine MUST APPEAR PERSONALLY for an medium in which a position^) is sought, should be received by Friday, March 29,2002, by 5 p.m. to: Student Media advance of the delivery of a product or service. Bartending inter view with the committee on Friday, April 12, and Advisory Board, Bill Neville, chair, Room 2022 Williams Center, Box 8067, GSU, Statesboro, G 30460. Candidates Students are also urged to reportto the newspaper for Miscellany and WVGS/FM on Friday, April 19. for George-Aiine and Reflector must be available on Friday, April 12, and for Mscellany and WVGS/FM on any suspicious offers which they might see in an Training provided Each interview session will begin at 3 p.m. in Room Friday, April 19. All interviews are scheduled at 3 p.m., Room 2009, Williams Center {Upper Floor). 'd- Remember, if an offer seems too good to 1-800-293-3985, ext, 312 2009 of El. Williams Center (Upper Floor). true, it probably is. Page 10 — Friday, March 22, 2002 An apartment XjuSt av\ apartment... The Internet can be a gateway A bedroom iijuit a bedroom... to cheating for some students By Jennifer Morecraft onto the internet and find a paper cheating at their schools by lovejenn_77339 @ yahoo.com mill. These are web sites that allow learning what to look for from a i Technology has improved our students to download papers and cheater. Professors also know to way of life by making even the claim them as their own." check the reference list of a A couch Kjutf a couch... simplest tasks easier, including Carrie Dillard, a music major at suspicious term paper. writing term papers In a recent the University of Georgia said, "I Julie Maudlin, a Georgia college survey, 75 percent of have never cheated because I want Southern University professor, college students admitted they have to see how good I am in all my said, "It is hard to tell when cheated before in their classes. classes. If you don't understand students are cheating, but I try to The survey look for papers said, "students _____^^_ ^^^^^ that are written become stressed above the students because they "I BOUGHT PAPERS OFF THE INTERNET quality of writing. ijou are leasing a have to make the Students don't grades to please PROBABLY A HALF DOZEN TIMES. I NEVER know that LIFESTYLE their parents or to professors can tell get into a MADE LESS THAN A B ON ANY OF THEM. if a paper was program that only I'M NOT PROUD OF IT, BUT IT HELPED GET written from accepts a small someone else or number of ME THROUGH COLLEGE. >j another source— people." we usually can." "In college, -ANDY BARTON, GSU GRADUATE Andy Barton, a MING UNMft everything is so ^^^^^^^ Georgia Southern competitive, graduate said, "I n%*%£& sometimes I think bought papers off of cheating because I want to make what you're doing in your classes, the internet probably a half dozen the same grades as my fellow you will never know what to do in times. I never made less than a B b)t can Sum that UFESTYUS up VO Combo of regular gas with your valid GSU student I.D. 12 J^nWiTr ^?5v An SUH® Community. SUH® is a registered •si I Super-low cigarette prices! trademark,of SUH) inc. rsj '*waai *""Ha* ' i'