Wednesday, February 15, 2017 Volume CXXXVII, No. 19 • poly.rpi.edu

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Ana Faking it until I make Wishnoff it in college

Michael Reach out to your Baird loved ones Review of Best Rap Album winner RPI curling ranked best in nation Coloring Book

ADMINISTRATION Inclement weather leads to communications mistake

Jonathan Caicedo/The Polytechnic SNOWY AND SLICK CONDITIONS SUNDAY EVENING RESULTED in cancellation of morning classes which was reversed Monday morning.

Jack Wellhofer it became clear that both the local roads and did include an error, and we apologize for any Senior Reporter campus were still covered in snow. confusion this may have created.” Just before 7 am on Monday, February 13, Part of this frustration culmninated in a peti- ON SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 12, AS HEAVY SNOW FELL email, robocall, and text message notifica- tion that appeared on the RPI Petitions website. across most of the Northeast, notifications tions went out to the Rensselaer community Formal Snow Day Policy reached the required in the form of email, robocall, and text mes- stating Liberal Leave would be in effect and 250 signatures in just a few short hours after sage went out to the Rensselaer community classes would be proceeding as normal. posting, thanks to mass sharing on social media. instating the Liberal Leave policy, allowing This announcement sparked confusion The purpose of the petition was simple: “Once all non-essential staff members an additional and anger among the student body. Many classes are cancelled, do not un-cancel them.” two hours to arrive at work to account for students, assuming that they had the morning As of Tuesday, February 14, Formal Snow conditions on the following Monday. off, made plans around the canceled classes. Day Policy has more signatures than Preserve Later that evening, a second email was Instead, as Ranger Beguelin ’18 put it, “I the Student Union, the petition that sparked sent to the Rensselaer community, stating was woken up by frantic phone calls from the Spring Town Meeting protests surround- that both the Troy and Hartford campuses my classmates… our 10 am exam had been ing the proposed hiring of an executive direc- would be open for business. Toward the end, reinstated sometime in the early morning.” tor of student activities. the email stated that 8 am and 10 am classes At 10 am on Monday, another email went In an interview with Vice President for would be canceled for the Troy campus, and out to the Rensselaer community explain- Administration Claude Rounds, The Poly later classes would remain on schedule. ing the situation. The email stated that, “In gained insight to how decisions regarding This has been typical operating procedure cases of emergency and inclement weather, inclement weather are made. Rounds said for Rensselaer in regards to snow days. On Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute uses multiple that they were worried about the snow con- February 9, Rensselaer first instated Liberal communications methods to reach the entire tinuing through the night, and were planning Leave, then, as conditions remained hazard- Rensselaer community as quickly as possible to wait until 5 am to make a decision. ous, they canceled morning classes, and sub- under changing circumstances. During this When making a decision about inclement sequently the entire day’s operations when inclement weather event, one communication See SNOW, Page 2

STUDENT SENATE Serving the Rensselaer Senate responds to weather petition community Peter Gramenides potential projects of interest to a presentation regarding the Union change “total fees” to “Union activ- since 1885 Senior Reporter the student body. The committee Activity Fee. The Executive Board ity fee,” which then passed 21-0-0. also made progress on counsel- requested that the Senate con- Following the Activity Fee pre- GRAND MARSHAL PAUL ILORI ’17 ing center survey questions and sider increasing activity fees from sentation, the creator of the petition opened the Student Senate with communicating with Vice Presi- $350.50 to $373.50 for undergradu- Formal Snow Day Policy Philip committee reports. Those began dent for Administration Claude ate and $317 to $324 for graduates. Sweeting ’17 gave a presentation Inside with Facilities & Services Commit- Rounds regarding inclement Senate & Executive Board liaison to the Senate regarding actions he tee Chairperson Austin Miller ’17 weather policy. Etzine also met Thomas Alapatt ’17 explained that would wish to take regarding the Comics ...... 7 who followed up with information with administrators regarding the increase is to cover changes to inclement weather policy. This putting study space areas in the federal labor regulations through included requiring administrators Editorial/Opinion . . . 4 on suggestions to replace plastic bags in Sodexo locations with great hall of the DCC, as well the Fair Labor Standards Act, to address mistakes made in email Features ...... 9 reusable bags. Miller is currently as areas across different campus an increase of student salaries communications with students re- Sports ...... 12 working with Hospitality Services buildings. The committee is also from $9.70 to $10.40, and UPAC garding inclement weather within in order to make this a reality as currently working to restore technician rates being raised from a timely manner, suggesting that well as work out the logistics of multi-door access with Public $10.00 to $10.50. faculty be understanding of the distributing reusable bags to all Safety in which students will be The presentation also noted that miscommunication, and that once students on campus at a cost equal able to yet again access residence class and athletics fees will remain classes are cancelled by the Institute Connect to or lower than the current cost halls through side entrances. the same for the 2017-2018 school they cannot be uncancelled even in of purchasing plastic bags. Following Etzine, Web year for both undergraduates and the case of miscommunication. Technologies Chairperson graduates, and that the Union activ- The Senate then moved 21-0-0 to Visit us online at: Following Miller, Student Life poly.rpi.edu Chairperson Justin Etzine ’18 con- Sidney Kochman ’19 delivered ity fee increased at one of the lowest recognize the petition and 21-0-0 to tinued by stating that the Student his report. Kochman is currently rates in the past few years. Follow- pass a resolution moved by Etzine in Like us on Facebook: updating student senate profiles ing the presentation and discussion, response to the petition. The creator facebook.com/thepolytechnic Life Committee took a tour of Experimental Media and Performing and pictures in order to reflect the Senate voted 21-0-0 to approve of the petition later said, “I support Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: the current Senate roster. the changes to the Union Activity this resolution as an adequate re- @RPIPoly Arts Center and stated that it’s director seemed very excited about working After committee and constituent Fee. The Senate then voted 21-0-0 sponse to my petition.” with students and brainstorming reports, the UAR Committee held to amend an error in the document to 2 • News Wednesday, February 15, 2017 poly.rpi.edu ADMINISTRATION Crime declines in Rensselaer County, Jackson attributes to local investment in Capital District Peter Gramenides motor vehicle theft, robbery, liquor-law Regardless of recent changes, however, in a the In terms of advancing public safety to re- Senior Reporter arrests, or aggravated assault during 2015. interview with The Poly Matthews suggested spond to new threats, Matthews stated that he The amount of liquor law referrals, however, that students should still exercise regular safety wants to step up patrols in busy areas and is OVER THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS, RENSSELAER has increased substantially since 2013 from precautions before traveling in Troy, saying that continually pursuing new partnerships with County, in conjunction with RPI’s campus, has 50 to 188 in 2015, an increase of 276 percent. “There’s a very simplistic way on how not to peer institutions, local law enforcements, as seen an unprecedented decline in crime accord- During this same period, drug law referrals also become a victim, and it’s called a crime triangle. well as state and federal officials. ing to new data obtained by The Poly. increased from 10 to 23 by 130 percent—sig- It’s called the target (victim) and the desire (the Public Safety also currently offers the According to crime logs obtained from naling an increased level of enforcement by offender) and you have the opportunity to com- ability for students, at no cost, to have the New York State Division of Criminal the Department of Public Safety. Director of mit the crime. If you can eliminate any side of a personal security plan made. There is Justice Services, the County’s crime index Public Safety Jerry Matthews responded to this the triangle there is no crime.” also a mobile phone application called rate (per 100,000 residents) has fallen 16 data by saying, “on my watch, I make it a point Matthews also noted that “the most com- RPI Guardian designed to ensure the percent from 3029 in 2008 to 2629 in 2015. that when we have those things we report them mon crime is theft of unattended property,” safety of student when walking late at Crime peaked in this time frame in 2010 at [drug or alcohol related offenses].” In response specifically technology such as cellular devices, night. Matthews stressed the need to “see 3135, following the Great Recession, before to the uptick in offenses compared to prior years, gaming consoles, and laptops. “See the laptop [crime] before it’s coming,” and the need falling to a record low of 2582 in 2013. Matthews also commented “I don’t know how as money on the table. It’s that easy to pick up.” for feedback from students and faculty. As of 2015, the crime index rate of much they were reported before I got here and I Matthews also suggested that students lock their “That’s what helps me more than anything Rensselaer County at 2629 is compara- pay particular attention to it. I can’t say for sure. doors, even when they are in their rooms, and to else and I try to get it from every direction tively lower than the same figure for New When we see it, we don’t overlook it.” not proceed anywhere they feel unsafe regard- I can.” Matthews recently met with Grand York at 2872 and Albany at 2711. During the Fall Town Meeting, in response less of pressure from friends or peers. “There’s Marshal Paul Ilori ’17 and Facilities and RPI’s Troy campus also saw a consider- to a question, President Shirley Ann Jackson something about trusting your instincts and that Services Chairperson Austin Miller ’17 in able drop in crime, with on-campus burglar- cited “hiring more local contractors, more safety goes a long way. Students frequently ask where order to discuss the potential for public ies falling by 50 from 2013 at eight offenses enhancements, and students out in the city,” as are the crime infested areas of Troy? It’s about forums in which students can meet with and 84 from 2014 at 25 offenses to only reasons for declining crime figures in the City being aware of your surroundings and trusting Public Safety and express their concerns four offenses in 2015. In addition, there of Troy. Jackson also attributed increased enroll- your instincts. Travel with a group of people, as well as suggest new ideas on how to were zero reported accounts of on-campus ment as a source of economic development. practicing good safety sense.” keep the campus community safe. Snow: Class cancellation protocol discussed From Page 2 mine shuttle practicality and the status of campus parking lots. In response to Formal Snow Day Policy, the Student weather, sources such as the National Weather Service, Rounds also said that the academic schedule is taken into Senate convened at their regular meeting time on Monday the Weather Channel, and AccuWeather are used to consideration. A day like Monday, which he called an “aca- night to discuss the petition. The Senate’s discussion of Formal Snow Day Policy gauge the situation as it unfolds. demically heavy day,” is a factor considered. can be found at https://poly. Rounds explained that he speaks with the Department of During the call, Rounds maintained the position that rpi.edu/s/oydpg, and the full text of the Senate’s motion Public Safety regarding the conditions on campus and in its there was “no decision to cancel,” and that it “would not can be found at https://poly.rpi.edu/s/4azj9. Notably, the immediate proximity for safety. Environmental & Site Services be appropriate to allow the mistake.” He also said that the motion advocates for timely class cancellations, a policy is consulted about the snow removal process, which is their provost has asked the faculty to work with students who against inclement weather decision reversal within 24 jurisdiction. Parking and Transportation is contacted to deter- have missed important parts of class, and that students hours, intentional or not, and urges professors to show can go to the provost for assistance if needed. leniency to students who missed classes on Monday. 2/16 4-5:30 pm RU 3202 "Succession Made Simple" Help working on your organization's NEW LEADER leadership transition processes. Make transitions as smooth and painless as possible! INITIATIVE By: Brian Casel & Andrew Rainville 2/214-5:30 pm RU 3510 “Targeting Trust” Analyze the importance of trust in PRESENTED BY: collaborative settings and how to optimize your own capacity to trust others LEAP: LEADERSHIP EDUCATORS By: Olivia Demkowicz 2/28 4-5:30 pm RU 3510 ADVISING PEERS “Chaotic Communication and Associated with the Archer Center for Student Leadership Commotion" Development Experience how different kinds of communication can change how people perceive you and your ideas A series of officer development workshops sponsored by the By: Denver Overend Rensselaer Union Executive Board’s Student Officer Summit 3/7 4-5:30 pm RU 3510 program. All workshops held in the Union “The Communication Tree” Explore how multiway communication influences the dynamic of the Pizza will be served at each leadership tree seen with in groups of all shapes and sizes. By: Justin Balvanz

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Serving the Rensselaer community since 1885 Events Wednesday, February 15, 2017 WEDNESDAY FRIDAY MONDAY February 15 February 17 February 20 Red Cross Blood Drive RPI Spirit Day President’s Day — No classes Mueller Center; 11:30 am–5:30 pm Everywhere; All Day Alpha Phi Omega and Habitat for Humanity Share your pride by wearing your RPI are recruiting donors. If you weigh at least g e a r t o w o r k , c l a s s, o r w h e r e v e r y o u m a y TUESDAY 110 pounds and have a donor card, or find yourself on Spirit Day, then share it February 21 driver’s license, or two other forms of ID, with the world by posting to social media Classes resume — Monday schedule you can donate. with #RPISpiritDay. Department of Earth and Physics Colloquium Lally Center Seminar Series Environmental Sciences Lecture DCC 337; 4–5 pm Rensselaer Union; 7–11 pm J-Rowl 3W13; 2–3 pm The Department of Physics, Applied Physics, Marketa Wolfe, Ph.D., Department of Elizabeth Sikes from Rutgers University will and Astronomy hosts Sandra Schujman. Economics, Skidmore College, presents present a lecture titled “How the ocean The lecture is titled “Metrology for (Thin a seminar titled “Volatility Forecasting: exhales: Clues on carbon sequestration Film) Photovoltaics.” The Role of Internet Search Activity and and release since the last glacial maximum Implied Volatility.” This study examines from the Southwest Pacific and Atlantic Faculty Spotlight the role of Internet search activity in the Southern Ocean.” Cary Hall Classroom; 5–6 pm context of volatility forecasting in these Dr. Tamar Gordon, professor of markets. Computer Science Colloquium communications, will be talking in a relaxed Troy 2018; 4–5 pm environment. Free pizza will be served. The speaker is Dr. Meng Jiang from the SATURDAY University of Illinois, and the title of his SME Technical Seminar February 18 talk is “Data-Driven Behavioral Analytics JEC 3117; 6–7 pm Exploring Engineering Day with Networks.” The Society of Mechanical Engineers hosts DCC; All Day a technical seminar on the Third Wave. It Children in grades 3 to 6 from the Chemistry and Chemical Biology is a FEA package designed for material Capital Region who enjoy solving puzzles Spring Seminar Series removal processes. A representative will participate in hands-on activities CBIS Bruggeman Room; 4–5 pm from the company will be available to that introduce them to engineering and Javid Rzayev presents “Building demonstrate the software. computer science and will take away Nanostructured Materials by Covalent and additional STEM activities to do at home. Non-covalent Assembly.” All sessions are led by Rensselaer students THURSDAY in Engineering and Computer Science. Motivation I — Student Success Labs February 16 Parents accompany their children to two Troy 2018; 4–5 pm Department of Earth and of four hands-on activities and will hear Learn how to develop and maintain Environmental Sciences RPI faculty speak about exciting global motivation to achieve goals any make J-Rowl 3W13; 2–3 pm challenges they and their students are change in your life. Karen Johannesson from Tulane University addressing through research. will present a lecture titled “–ate vs. –ite: How chemical speciation controls trace element A Place for All People WEDNESDAY cycling in the environment.” McNeil Room; 10:30 am–12:30 pm February 22 Dr. Shirley Jackson, Vice Chair of the Chemical and Biological Engineering Computer Science Colloquium Board of Regents of the Smithsonian Seminar CBIS Bruggeman Room; 4–5 pm Institution, will share her reflections on Ricketts 211; 9:15–10:15 am The speaker is Dr. Jianxi Gao from the establishment of the museum. The Samanvaya Srivastava will present Northeastern University, and the title of his program will include student readings and “Complexation Driven Self-Assembly of talk is “Structures and Dynamics of Complex reflections inspired by the poster exhibit Block Copolyelectrolytes.” Systems—Network Resilience, Robustness, “A Place for All People,” and a musical and Control.” performance by Dr. Ade Knowles and Materials Science and Engineering “Roots of Africa.” A reception inspired by Seminar There’s Something About Mary the museum’s “Sweet Home Café” and LOW 3051; 11 am–noon DCC 308; 6:30–11:30 pm meet and greet with Dr. Jackson will follow. Naresh N. Thadhani will present a talk There will be a Q&A session with the film’s titled “Probing the Shock Initiation of Ni+Al director, Bobby Farrelly ’81. There is no Big Red Freakout Intermetallic Reactions Using Meso-Scale charge to attend, but you should obtain a Heffner Alumni House; 5 pm–midnight Computational Simulations and Time- ticket from the Union Administration Office. Join other RPI men’s hockey fans for a Resolved Experiments Employing Stress traditional buffet dinner and pep rally at Gauges and Quantum Dot.” Introduction to Wave Field Synthesis the Heffner Alumni House. After the pre- EMPAC Studio 2; 7–9 pm game dinner, take a convenient shuttle to Lally Center Seminar Series The system produces a virtual audio the Houston Field House for the RPI vs. Pittsburgh 4206; 9–10 am environment by localizing the source of Quinnipiac Universit y game. Return to the Steve Yang presents a seminar titled “Interest individual sounds in space with an extreme Heffner Alumni House post-game for a Rate Swap Market Complexity and Its level of precision. reception with the team and coaching staff. Volatility Implication.” Editorial Wednesday, February 15, 2017 EDITORIAL NOTEBOOKS Learning in college ends up

Editor in Chief different from high school Jack Wellhofer [email protected] Frequest transitions from topic to topic discourages retention of material, diminishes feeling of achievement Editorial Board AS I CONTINUE TO TRUDGE THROUGH THE MID-SEMESTER my list just shifts from school work to home and Senior Managing Editor Sidney Kochman [email protected] Managing Editor Tyler Carney [email protected] lull of RPI, right before exams start, on the brink social work. Clearly, being social is more fun than Managing Editor Rex Hu [email protected] of stressed but not getting panic attacks, I’ve come doing homework, but there’s still not a moment to News Editor Peter Gramenides [email protected] Business Manager Peter Begonja [email protected] to the conclusion that my experience at RPI is sit and relish the small achievements of the week. Features Editor Serge Piskun [email protected] really starting to feel like the phrase “fake it ‘til This is why I constantly feel like I’m faking it de facto Sports Editor Rex Hu [email protected] Editorial/Opinion Editor Michael Baird [email protected] you make it”. until I make it. I study, and study, and study, and do Composing Editor Ana Wishnoff [email protected] In high school, there used to be a tangible ef- homework, and study more, and I take a test and, de facto Copy Editor Jack Wellhofer [email protected] fort I could feel myself putting into essays and hopefully, the grade turns out okay and then I move Photography Editor Jonathan Caicedo [email protected] Web Editor Joseph Lyon [email protected],edu calculus homework. I would get an assignment, onto the next topic or the next class. How I got from Associate Composing Editor Maria Kozdroy [email protected] think about it, go to my teachers for help, write that first study session to, hopefully, doing well on Associate Photography Editor Stephanie Tan [email protected] Associate Photography Editor Brookelyn Parslow [email protected] the paper or do the problems, look over an exam is pretty blurry, and that’s why it them, watch videos if I didn’t understand feels fake. It doesn’t feel like my mind is the material, go to my teachers for help absorbing anything, but rather just taking Coordinators or critiques again, and so on. I could in knowledge temporarily, spitting it out Advertising Director Maria Espinosa [email protected] feel myself learning, and applying my onto a test paper or essay, and then slowly Graphics Director Ana Wishnoff [email protected] Web and Systems Director Sidney Kochman [email protected] knowledge to assignments. Even though drifting out of my brain. Sports Coordinator Joseph Saulsbery [email protected] I took 5–6 classes per semester, there This definitely is not a good thing, and Foreign Correspondent Nathan Dorer [email protected] always seemed to be ample time to put of course I do retain some knowledge. full effort into everything. But as that knowledge gets pushed fur- Obviously, that’s just not the case at ther back into my brain to make room Production Staff: Stephanie Kern-Allely, Sean Lossef, David Raab, and Crystal Vejar. a school like RPI. You can’t put 100 Ana for new topics, I feel like I’m faking it percent effort into all of your classes Wishnoff ‘til I make it when I complete a course The Rensselaer Polytechnic is published weekly, except during holiday and examination Composing Editor periods, by the students of Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute as authorized by the Rensselaer sometimes; there are simply not enough and wonder how I did all that and how I Union. 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Those interested in starting a column should email [email protected] for details. move on to the next thing on my list, and keep like they actually know things, please enlighten going and going until the weekend when I at least me with your wisdom. Editorial and Business offices are located in Room 3418 of the Rensselaer Union, Troy, New York, 12180-3590. Subscription and advertising rates can be forwarded upon request. get a small break. However, on that small break, Subscriptions are sent via first class mail. Address correction requested. Familial love is a permanent, enduring love Valentine’s Day may not always have a fairy tale ending, but love is about more than romance

AS VALENTINE’S DAY APPROACHES or not you have a loved hearted, leaving them Suddenly, a day that was once and the like. These are important each year, I always witness two one to shower with unfulfilled until they about love becomes a day of loss reminders that you are not alone. prevailing attitudes: one of full- gifts and affection this achieve their roman- and sadness. Yet even through If you haven’t already done ness, and one of emptiness. For year, there are people tic vision. However, heartache, pain, and the threat so, take a moment to remind those who feel as though empti- in your life who wish as fate would have of failure shines a light of hope your family that you love them. ness has taken their heart hostage to do those things for it, many of these that reminds us all is not lost. Drop them a line. Surprise them this year, know that there is one you, and those people quests fail. As much I vouch to claim that a family’s with a belated Valentine’s Day source of love that has existed come from your family. as we tell ourselves love endures through everything. gift; food and other merchan- since you entered this world that The thought of the to believe that every Even when it seems like there is dise is likely to be discounted will exist indefinitely. This love nearing Valentine’s Michael lovelorn story has a no chance of finding companion- now. Show them that you care, is the love that comes from fam- Day, although it has Baird fairy tale ending, that ship, family love conquers all just as they have cared, and will ily, and it promises to fill what now passed, tends to Editorial/Opinion simply isn’t the case, doubt. It distinguishes itself in continue to care for you. may at times feel like an incur- instigate a quest for Editor and the outcome is the form of phone calls, greeting ably deep void inside. Whether love among the weary anything but happy. cards, occasional care packages,

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HELLO AGAIN RPI! IT’S GOOD TO BE and to foster inclusive communi- and make their own decisions irst of all, the rising junior science writing to all of you this week, ties in the Union. By improving with minimal thought to actions title of my col- majors will join ris- especially since this past Monday performance space in Mother’s taken one year earlier. Anything F umn isn’t meant ing juniors from other the Student Senate approved the Wine Emporium and expanding we cannot accomplish in one to suggest that we need Schools in the first Activity Fee recommendation the kitchen area to be used as a true year’s time will be dropped in a new version of “The campus-wide voluntary for next fiscal year (that would dining space, we can grant students transition and passed along until Poly” – in fact, I feel Summer Arch experi- be Fiscal Year 18). This is a great and clubs opportunities that they a dedicated, hardworking student honored to share some ence. Engineers and load off of my shoulders. Now that have found difficult to make for takes up responsibility. This is by of my thoughts with Management junior the Executive Board has finished themselves. By reorganizing our no means a failure of our system you here. The title actu- volunteers will begin budgeting and the Student Senate Student Government Suite we of governance. It’s merely one ally reflects on how the their Summer Arch in has approved a recommendation, could increase club office space and negative side effect of the great School of Science is 2017. The Summer next year’s Activity Fee meeting space in one fell freedom each new E-Board is committed to realizing President Arch is designed to provide a goes to the Institute for swoop. By shuffling cur- given to govern, decide, and ef- Jackson’s vision of “The New transformational summer experi- final approval. Since rent club offices, we can fect change. It’s a negative side Polytechnic” as articulated in the ence when your focus will begin working with club of- help a group of people effect that takes a great deal of Rensselaer Plan 2024—as an to pivot from an “internal” per- ficers, staff members, who have been over- effort to overcome and an in- intellectual construct that embod- spective—learning the basics of and students to make the looked on our campus. credible amount of support. To ies new ways of thinking and new your field—to an “external” one budget every year is one Our team has worked keep our momentum moving, the ways of tackling some of the most during your semester away from of the main functions very hard to review what Union needs a guide that will be important global challenges of our Rensselaer, where you will apply of the Executive Board, we have, what we need here longer than any member of time. More on that later… first, your skills and knowledge to ad- the only thing we have to have, and how to reach Student Government. By the end here’s a little background about dress real-world global challenge left to do is wrap up the Chip our goals when it comes of this year, we need a Director of me. When I arrived at Rensselaer problems. It will be an amazing school year. We are Kirchner to better Union facilities. the Union. We need the support during the summer of 1989 as an experience! going to spend our last President of the Union Our investigative work they provide and, more than that, Assistant Professor of Chemis- Art_x@Rensselaer has already two months finishing this year will be the we require a fully staffed team try—the Department didn’t have begun on campus in many forms, projects we began this year and base of much more work to come who is there supporting us and “Chemical Biology” as part of its and is being infused across the leaving our plan for what’s next and will help us drag our Union 20 guiding us along the way. The name then—I felt a deep sense curriculum in all of our Schools. to our successors. years out of the past. same is true for every club and of responsibility and excitement The core concept of Art_x is that This year we had a spree of com- One of the trickiest things organization in the Union and we about becoming a part of this great it allows students to experience mittee work looking into renova- in the Union and in Student all deserve no less. institution, and I wanted to make the creative freedom associated tions, refurbishments, alterations, Government at RPI is planning. As the Director of the Union sure that I did my best in both with learning to see “the Science and additions to the Rensselaer I don’t mean planning for our search continues, the Executive teaching and research in order in, and of, Art, and the Art in, Union’s facilities. Each of these event next month, or planning Board and Student Senate will to live up to its reputation. I had and of, Science.” I can certainly projects is coming to a wonderful the timeline for the budgeting be reaching out to all students in heard a great many things about appreciate that! My perspective close, but what we learned in the process; I mean planning for the the Union with information about how highly regarded the student is that, by increasing your oppor- process is that there is far more future, planning for what we want how they can be involved. I’m body was, and that the faculty were tunities to think creatively—like work to be done to keep what we students to have that we couldn’t happy to say that much progress known for inventing new ways of an artist—when confronted with have running and to expand for an have ourselves. Each year, a new has been made, and if all goes teaching, such as “studio” courses. technical or design challenges increasing student population. The President of the Union and a well, the next Executive Board They were also national and inter- where your creative process is re- focus of all of these projects was new Executive Board take their will have a new Director of the national leaders in their respective warded as much as product, you to improve the spaces students use, seats in the Shelnutt Gallery Union to work with. fields of research. Wow! Well, it’s will learn how to find solutions 2017, and I’m even more excited to the most challenging problems TOP HAT about the success of Rensselaer, not by incremental optimization, and amazed at how much progress but by defining new pathways we have already made together. to success that others will most When President Jackson appointed likely never consider (think Steve Four-year journey to the top me Dean of the School of Science Jobs). These creativity-intensive in January of 2015, I was honored courses and course modules have From humble beginnings as a Senate committee leader, and excited to have the responsibil- already appeared in the form of ity of making sure that the School capstone experiences in several Ilori is proud for reaching the pinnacle of student power of Science continued to grow and schools, but you’ll see more of thrive, provide the best instruction them in the near future—espe- THE QUESTION I’VE BEEN ASKED THE MOST OVER THE PAST not being able to help someone take a project idea to and a great student experience, and cially in the School of Science. few months has been some version of “what is it like to fruition, or just not having an answer to a question I grow our international research You are all involved in CLASS be Grand Marshal?” and “what do you dislike or like think I should be able to help with, I feel like I should reputation to new levels. already! The School of Science most about the role?” I normally throw out some pithy always be able to do something to help, which isn’t This brings me back to the is working with Student Life response: the main difference for me is that I have more always possible, and can be hard to accept. “New Polytechnic,” and what the to create and support meaning- meetings and get asked the same questions a lot. I don’t And my favorite thing? As Eliza says in the song School of Science has been doing ful new modes of mutual stu- like wearing a top hat because it’s not exactly casual “Non-Stop” from Hamilton, “Look at where you are, in collaboration with the other dent support, and meaningful, apparel. But if I sit down and think about it look at where you started.” I’ve seen a lot four Schools to provide you with a developmentally appropriate more, I can find more substantial answers. of things and have come a long way since broad education with a Rensselaer opportunities for interactions Despite being in Senate for three years, I joined Student Senate. I’ve been part of distinction. This means that we with science faculty outside of becoming GM has been a huge adjustment. a group that has changed Institute policy intend to equip you with a col- the classroom. You’ll soon hear Going from being in charge of one com- and affected daily lives of students in a laborative mindset, a willingness about a program of “Faculty Fel- mittee working on three or four projects, to good way. I’ve seen the student body react to take on problems that require a lows,” who will be coming to the overseeing six or seven, depending on how passionately about what we care about, multiplicity of perspectives, and a residence halls and Commons to many ad hoc committees we have active, whether about changes we feel would set of creative “out of box” think- talk with you about their back- working on three apiece is a totally new damage the Rensselaer Union last year ing skills that will prepare you to grounds, experiences, and things role. Now add interfacing with adminis- or misconceptions about how we perform be leaders in the digital economy. not necessarily related to their trators, lining up schedules for meetings Paul our own processes and regulate ourselves Most of you have already teaching or research areas. I’ll between members of Senate leadership, Ilori my sophomore year. I’ve been able to, or heard about three aspects of be one of the faculty members students with project ideas, and classes. My Grand Marshal sometimes had to, ask or answer hard ques- “The New Polytechnic” that are who will be taking part in that– friends joke that I’m addicted to creating tions across a table from someone two or currently in place or are being I look forward to having lunch new GroupMe’s and sending out whenisgoods. So three times my age. I’ve gotten to see random kids I implemented, and others are with you at Commons one day I guess being GM is spending a year trying to learn didn’t even know grow into friends, and individuals planned. These include the Sum- soon. I’ve also introduced a new how to keep the big picture in mind while also staying who when I’ve needed to write recommendation let- mer Arch, Art_x@Rensselaer and “Science Dean’s Office Hour” focused on details and important aspects of things. ters for awards or honor societies on their behalves, Clustered Learning, Advocacy, program, where I’ll be hold- I genuinely really don’t like wearing the top hat. they pretty much write themselves. And apparently and Support for Students. Details ing informal discussions with My friends steal it, it’s a hassle getting into cars, and I’ve managed to grow up a bit while I’m at it. It’s of Summer Arch can be found students about whatever they’d it really doesn’t go with any of my shorts or sneak- been funny talking to people who have known me on the Provost’s webpage at like to discuss. We’ll be setting ers. But in all seriousness, it’s not that bad. My least for the past few years as they comment on how much https://poly.rpi.edu/s/5lkxd. The up times for that soon. See you favorite part of being Grand Marshal is when I feel I’ve changed and grown into being at least somewhat School of Science is gearing up then! like I’m not actually able to do my job. Whether it’s ready for the role I have. So overall, what I like the for the summer of 2018, when me not being organized with agendas for a meeting, most is just being involved in transformations.

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Serving the Rensselaer community since 1885 Features Wednesday, February 15, 2017 ALBUM REVIEW Post-Grammy look at gilded Coloring Book Serge Piskun The first track off the mixtape, “All We Got,” instruments, “No Problem” features Chance, Another song worth mentioning in this Senior Reviewer starts off with a distinctive saxophone melody Lil Wayne, and 2 Chainz each explaining that review is “All Night.” Immediately after the that evolves as the song progresses. Combining they don’t need anyone’s help to be success- opening of the tune, it’s clear that this a new FOLLOWING THE 2017 GRAMMY AWARDS, THE fast-paced lyrics with church-choir-esque hum- ful—whether that would be a label’s support, direction for Chance. The influence of producer relevance of which is a different matter ming, and later twisting that mix to include or judgmental fans critiquing their every KAYTRANADA is manifested in the form of altogether, I decided to revisit, and rewrite, Kanye West’s layered autotune, Chance cre- move. With just over 124 million streams a catchy hook, electronic backgrounds, and a a review for one of my favorite albums ated a song that is a very good introduction to on Spotify alone, “No Problem” is a song chorus to die for. This would be an amazing of last year. The album was produced by the journey the listener is about to take. With everyone has heard, and yet, continues to be song for a house party, as it’s guaranteed to none other than this year’s Best New Artist, lines such as “Man, my daughter could not played due to its addictive nature. get people dancing. The one downfall of this Chance the Rapper. Although the award is have a better mother / If she ever find another, Skipping down a bit, we come across song is its length, which at just over 2 minutes, thematically incorrect—Chance released he better love her,” and “Man, I swear my life “Angels.” With its signature opener, “I got is substantially shorter than the rest of the his first mixtape 10 Day in early 2012—it is perfect… If I die, I’ll prolly cry at my own my city doing frontflips,” this song imme- album. However, this is only a minor setback, serves as a great way to honor a man who service,” Chance evokes pleasant thoughts diately captivates the listeners as the lyr- as I appreciate this new, albeit temporary, shift managed to become a breakthrough suc- of forgiveness and the joy of being alive. In ics pick up in speed and more instruments in direction from Chance. cess without signing to any major labels. sharp contrast to other rappers who talk about are added to the background. Towards the I could go on and on describing this album, With his third mixtape, Coloring Book, flaunting money, Chance is more interested middle, trumpets and composing choir as all songs have an intimate story to them. I winning Best Rap Album, Chance seems in becoming a better person, so he can have a elements are added in, causing the song feel like this album really deserved Best Rap only to go further and further on his past positive effect on his surroundings. to be very reminiscent of Chance’s Surf Album, and that Chance as a person deserves towards musical stardom. Coloring Book The very next track is Coloring Book’s days. Biblical themes galore and a sunny more recognition. Following him since his is an experience from start to finish, one offering to mainstream radio, and it satisfies attitude make “Angels” a generally fun Acid Rap days has made this a long and where gospel, hip-hop, and jazz blend into at all levels. “No Problem” is a smooth, ever- song to listen to. I could play this song fulfilling journey. I eagerly wait for the next a unique cocktail of sound only Chance flowing river of euphoria. Set against a back- on repeat for a while, constantly vibing installment in his musical career. could deliver. ground of gospel chants and minimalistic out to the island-esque vibes.

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DOES YOUR DORM HAVE A CONVENIENT RECYCLING SYSTEM? MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT RPI’S SINGLE stream recycling, but sometimes it’s faster to just throw things in the trash. In an effort to make recycling simple for students, members of the Student Sustainability Task Force and Paper: Cans & Bottles: Ecologic handed out free recycle bins to students living on campus. These bins, provided - Paper egg cartons - Glass bottles by Environment and Site Services, were given out in anticipation of a large, nationwide - Junk mail - Tin & bimetalic recycling competition called Recyclemania. This competition spans the United States and - Telephone & containers Canada, and pits college campuses against each other to see which campus has the most paperback books - Aluminum cans recycling per person. RPI will face some tough competition from the other schools, which - Plastic containers include our rival Union College! Recyclemania officially starts Monday, February 6 and Cardboard & Cartons: goes until Friday, April 1. During each week of the competition, County Waste, RPI’s - Juice & milk cartons waste hauler, will measure how much we have recycled as a campus. If you care about - Broken down bottles the environment, want to see RPI win, or just want to beat Union, then recycle as much as you can during the next few months! We hope that you will join in on the competition and recycle as many recyclable materials as possible! 10 • Features Wednesday, February 15, 2017 poly.rpi.edu PODCAST REVIEW CAMPUS SPOTLIGHT Hello Internet piques interest Unofficial hug Jack Wellhofer While listening to this podcast, I feel like an observer Senior Reviewer of the conversation—and I mean that in a good way. WHEN TWO PEOPLE WITH EXTENSIVE INTEREST IN Grey and Brady don’t bring in outside guests to discuss group brightens somewhat obscure subjects come together to talk, issues or shake things up, instead create an atmosphere of you’ve got yourself an excellent podcast. Hello Internet casual, yet thorough conversation. Brady, with his former is, in my opinion, the epitome of the “two dudes talking” BBC experience, is skillful at opening new doors and Fridays for all podcast genre, if you can call it a genre. What started out provoking ideas not previously considered, while Grey as an audio experiment between two YouTube friends, discusses, and sometimes argues, from well thought, Nicolette Schluter high five, or just to get to class, CGPGrey and Brady Haran, has blossomed into unique logical standpoints. For many of the topics discussed A Special to The Poly is simply to brighten your day. I masterpiece of the podcasting world. on the show, I would have given a shrug and a “meh” to see a lot of smiles at my dancing Hello Internet, while not about nothing, isn’t about them on any given day. Hello Internet can easily get me ON MOST FRIDAYS, YOU CAN HEAR and encouraging chanting, and anything in particular. On any given day, the two might invested in a topic I would have otherwise passed on. us chanting “Happy Friday!” that’s all I hope for. discuss vexillology, YouTuber problems, voting systems, Through time, the show has developed a personality and “Have an awesome day!” I get asked a lot, ‘Why do or any other number of unusual topics. Brady might need of its own. We think of cult movies like Office Space and outside of Russell Sage Dining you do this?’ The truth is, it’s to bring up a “paper cut,” a term he uses to describe small The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and I think it’s safe to Hall. Maybe you’ve even seen not just for everyone else; it’s annoyances in his life, while Grey quietly sighs and listens call this a “cult podcast.” I implore you to give the first us dancing to some music. As also for me. Making other to the story. This polarity is what makes the pair so great to- episode a try, especially if you follow Brady or Grey on one of the campus “Free Hug people happy is something that gether: Brady is the outgoing, empathetic extravert, while YouTube already. Put it on when you have a good chunk Friday” huggers, I’d like to tell truly makes me happy. It’s what Grey counters with calculating, introspective observation. of time to listen, and if you enjoy the personalities, the you from my perspective what keeps me out in the sometimes When opposites collide, cool stuff tends to happen. show only goes up from there. our little group is all about. below-freezing weather. And We’re an unofficial campus obviously as a hugger I’m group dedicated to bringing someone who loves hugs! I re- some well-deserved happiness ally do love it; I’ve met some to RPI on all weather-permitting awesome people and always Fridays. I’ve noticed that this look forward to seeing the regu- campus has a bit of an unhappy lars. We also get a lot of great side. Classes get tough, politics feedback from people telling are crazy, and it can all be really us that we really make a differ- stressful. To get through these ence in their Fridays. It’s very tough times, I strive to be opti- rewarding. mistic and always remind my- So I hope that this has given self that there is something to you an understanding of what be happy about. And on Fridays, we do and why we do it. Anyone I try to share that with the rest is welcome to join us, I’m of the campus. The weekend is typically out there from 12-2 something everyone can look and carry an extra sign. As a forward to. graduating member, I just hope Some people think it’s odd to the group continues when I’m hug a stranger, and I can defi- gone. All it takes is a positive nitely understand that. I try not attitude and a sign. to be too intrusive or pressure Courtesy of Hello Internet anyone too much. The goal for DR. BRADY HARAN, ALONG WITH CGP GRAY, PRODUCE Hello Internet, a podcast of their trains of thought. me, whether you want a hug, a

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THE WOMEN’S BASKETBALL GAME AGAINST THE William Smith College Herons was an exciting one, with the Engineers defeating their opponents 66–52 in the East Campus Athletic Arena. The crowd burst into cheers continually throughout the game, as sophomore guards Sam Krumbhaar and Elizabeth Eckhardt each scored 22 points. For most of the first two quarters, the Engineers led against the Herons scoring 33 points over the Heron’s 22 points by halftime. In the first twenty minutes of the game, the Engineers scored five three-point shots while the Herons only made one out of eight attempted shots during the first quarter. In the third quarter, however, William Smith made a comeback with 17 points added to the score by six different scorers. This left the Herons with a 39–38 lead towards the end of the third quarter. With only two minutes remaining in the period, Eckhardt scored a three point shot. Krumbhaar followed with a layup moments later, leaving the crowd cheering and the Engineers with a 43–39 lead over the Herons. Going into the fourth quarter, the Engineers were Jack Wellhofer/The Polytechnic left with an advantage of 55–54 over the Herons with only a little over five minutes left. JUNIOR POINT GUARD KATE GOODELL DEFENDS the net from Skidmore as her teammates cheer from the bench (file photo). Junior Shaina Iton, during this same time, caught 11 rebounds which allowed for two three-point shots as well as five blocks and a steal from the Herons. The women’s basketball team will be playing Vassar College away on Thursday and Bard College on Sunday at 2 pm in the East Campus Athletic Village. Directly following the women’s basketball game, the men’s basketball team went up against Hobart College losing 60–77 at home. Freshman guard Tucker Lescoe scored 30 points through- out the game in 11 of 16 attempted shots. The Engineers, who were originally on a winning streak, fell to 12–11 and 6–8 in conference. Lescoe began the game scoring five shots out eight which tallied up to 14 points within the first two periods of the game including three rebounds, three assists, and a steal. Halfway through the first, the Engineers led 20–13 but by midway through the 2nd the Engineers slipped to 45–60. The game ended with Hobart success- ful in nearly 59 percent of attempted shots on the Engineers and the Engineers less than 40 percent successful on all attempted shots. The men’s basketball team will be returning to play away against Vassar College on Friday and Bard Jack Wellhofer/The Polytechnic College on Sunday at 4 pm in the East Campus Athletic Village. IN THIS FILE PHOTO, SOPHOMORE CENTER MARCUS GIESE PROTECTS the ball from the grasp of Skidmore’s Jack Morrow. Rent an Entire Two Family House Women’s Hockey for Next Academic Year 2332 16th Street 6 bedrooms ~ 2 bathrooms ~ 2 kitchens ~ 2 living rooms 2 dining rooms ~ Porches and yards ~ Onsite LAUNDRY $385.00 per student/month + utilities ~ based on 6 occupants Beat the Rush and call 518-783-0567 Now

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Brookelyn Parslow/The Polytechnic WOMEN’S HOCKEY REJOICING after their first of four goals that led the team to a win against Harvard University. This goal, along with the second, was scored by junior Whitney Renn with an assist from junior Shayna Tomlinson.

Serving the Rensselaer community since 1885 Sports Wednesday, February 15, 2017 CURLING Club curling team sets sights on nationals After their most successful season yet, the RPI Curling Club is sitting at number one in the nation Jack Wellhofer Senior Reporter

LAST WEEKEND, THE RPI CURLING CLUB attended the Utica Curling Club bonspiel. RPI 1 swept the A event, taking down Colgate University, Massachusetts In- stitute of Technology, the University of Pennsylvania, and Yale University to win the event. RPI 2 also saw success, going 2–2 over the weekend and defeating Yale 2 in the F event. National invitations will be sent out today, Wednesday, February 15, and RPI expects to receive an invitation. The team is currently ranked number one in the country. The national event will be held in Utica, NY from March 10–12. Freshman Evan Mullaney, who plays skip for RPI 1, attributes the success of the team to their love of the sport. “I think the reason why we consistently do so well is because we all love curling. We are also self-taught and self-trained, so being able to love what we do really helps us in every event.” In reflecting on the season and seasons past, senior Joseph Skulski, who plays vice for RPI 1, had this to say: “This past year has been one of the most successful in the history of the club. We have won Sidney Kochman/The Polytechnic three college bonspiels and have played in MEMBERS OF RENSSELAER’S CURLING CLUB SWEEP the stone down the court at their home bonspiel earlier this year. (file photo) five A event finals this year. Every single 2013–2014 season, RPI has qualified for When asked about why she chose curl- already established club. I previously bonspiel, the expectation has been to com- every college curling nationals. We have ing, junior lead for RPI 1 Kaitlin Fermano watched curling on the Olympics and was pete for the win. Last year, RPI was able to been very happy with our team’s success told The Poly, “Why not curling? It is a intrigued by it. When I learned RPI had make it to three A event finals, winning two at nationals and are very excited to see our sport that I never would have thought to a curling club, I knew I had to try it, and of them. Since its true conception in the team compete this year.” try if I had not gone to a school with an I fell in love. The sport is a lot of fun, and the team itself is full of a lot of great people. On and off the ice, they are a great group of people to spend time with, and I am proud to call them my friends.” With so much success this season, the thought of the Winter Olympics comes to mind. Many members think of it as a far-fetched dream, but Mullaney, who has been playing for many years prior to at- tending RPI, called the Olympics a long- term goal, yet an uphill battle. Skulski explained that “curling is a sport that supports longevity. Many curlers don’t hit their prime until their late 30s, even 40s. If you stick with it long enough and continue to work at it, who knows where any of our members could end up. It would truly be an honor to have an alumnus of the RPI curling club one day represent our country in the sport of curling, and I hope one day that will happen.” We wish the team luck in future events Sidney Kochman/The Polytechnic and hope to call them champions in the RPI CAREFULLY SLIDES the stone down the ice, with teammates prepared to sweep the stone perfectly into the house. (file photo) weeks to come!

Scores from the Week

Friday, February 10 Saturday, February 11 Women’s Ice Hockey vs. Dartmouth College L 0–4 Men’s Track in Liberty League Championship 1st of 4 Women’s Basketball at Union College L 63–70 Women’s Track in Liberty League Championship 2nd of 4 Men’s Hockey at Dartmouth College L 1–2 Women’s Basketball vs. William Smith College W 66–52 Men’s Basketball at Union College W 80–62 Women’s Hockey vs. Harvard University W 4–1 Men’s Basketball vs. Hobart College L 60–77