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HOROSCOPE | Holiday Mathis MORE COMICS ONLINE Time: 04-18-2012 17:43 User: axdavis PubDate: 04-19-2012 Zone: KY Edition: 1 Page Name: D4 Color: CyanMagentaYellowBlack D4 | THURSDAY,APRIL 19,2012 | THE COURIER-JOURNAL FEATURES | courier-journal.com/features KY THE FAMILYCIRCUS MARMADUKE SWINE BEFORE PEARLS “I’ll watch what Iwant to watch, thank you!” “Daddy, this key lost its voice.” WINKERBEAN HOROSCOPE | Holiday Mathis DENNIS THE MENACE ARIES (March 21-April 19). Feeling in control of your time is akey element of happiness and FUNKY one you’ll be grappling with today, as your loved ones need so much of your attention. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Your instincts drive you toward instant gratification. It’snot your fault, but it is your challenge. Aplanning ritual will help you stay focused. What could M.D. you accomplish in order to feel productive and successful at day’send? GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You’ll get the chance to compete, and you should seize this chance in the spirit of fun and new experience. MORGAN, Beating the other players is far less important than doing your best. CANCER (June 22-July 22). Today you will do REX the same things you did yesterday, but with a new lightness of being. You’re not trying to win “Wewereout of soap, so Iused love with your actions. You’re doing the things Dad’sshavin’ stuff.” you do because it’swhat you enjoy. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Youlike to be right, but not at another person’sexpense. Someone ZIGGY you love should have listened to you but didn’t. You’ll wisely resist saying “I told you so.” VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Youmay not be T completely in touch with what’sinyour mind and heart, but your feet seem to know what’s going on. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). People want to DILBER connect with you, and if they don’thave a good reason to do so, they may just invent one. Knowing this, weigh each request and sugges- tion. Trytoassess the motive behind it. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov.21). You’re not one to look back, and yet you can’thelp thinking about what you almost had. Second chances abound as long as you realize what you missed BAILEY out on and are willing to try again. SAGITTARIUS (Nov.22-Dec. 21). Youlike to see things well done, whether or not you’re the one doing them. Your moneymaking faculties SPEED BUMP will be put to good use as you gather up the BEETLE opportunities that others miss. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You’ll love the casual way in which you connect with those you’ve known for along while. It’seasy and effortless, just the way you like it. Take this as a sign that these are the right people for you. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). What you name things will matter agreat deal. Decide on aname that will make people wonder.Give NOX others the gift of mystery, and they’ll give you the gift of curiosity. TK PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Acertain success- ful person you know will be more than pleased FOR to help you become successful, too. Asking in the right way will be key. You’ll be guided by the spirit of humility and realism. YOUR BIRTHDAYTODAY: You’ll have new faith in yourselfthis year.You’ll spend the next seven weeks nurturing your talents and devel- oping aplan to bring them to the world. A family connection helps you in June. You’ll be building bonds with loved ones through many shared activities. Love blossoms when you’re MORE COMICS ONLINE able to focus exclusively on the other person. Check out more daily comics on Libra and Scorpio people adore you. Your lucky www.courier-journal.com/comics numbers are: 5, 29, 24, 38 and 19. DUSTIN ©Creators Syndicate BLONDIE APARTMENT 3-G HAGAR THE HORRIBLE THE WIZARD OF ID JUMP START HI AND LOIS GARFIELD B.C. PEANUTS.
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