Melbourne Program Guide

GUIDE Sunday 11th March 2012

06:00 am Mass For You At Home G Enjoy Mass in the comfort of your own home.

06:30 am Hillsong G Religious Program

07:00 am Life Underground (Rpt) G Totally Australia: Life Underground Beneath our wide brown land lies another amazing world - a labyrinth of tunnels, caves and chasms - some towering as high as cathedrals, others claustrophobically small chinks in the rock. Follow our team underground to places of wonder and adventure.

08:00 am The Spirit Of The Snowy (Rpt) WS G Totally Australia: The Spirit Of The Snowy The Snowy Mountains holds an important place in Australia's history. It's full of stories and legends. Join Ranger Stacey as she takes a historical and interactive journey through the region.

09:00 am Good Chef Bad Chef (Rpt) CC G WS Chef Adrian Richardson and nutritionist Janella Purcell go head to head in a food showdown!

09:30 am Good Chef Bad Chef (Rpt) CC G WS Chef Adrian Richardson and nutritionist Janella Purcell go head to head in a food showdown!

10:00 am The Bolt Report CC Join Andrew Bolt, one of Australia's most read, most topical newspaper columnist, as he addresses today's political and social issues through opinion commentary, panel discussion and interviews.

10:30 am Meet The Press CC Join Paul Bongiorno and Hugh Riminton as they interview the main players on the Australian public affairs stage, and cover the issues making news in Federal politics.

11:00 am The Circle Highlights Show CC PG The best bits from The Circle, Yumi Stynes along with Gorgi Coghlan and a stunning line up of local and international talent will help kick start your weekend!

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GUIDE Sunday 11th March 2012

12:00 pm The Biggest Loser US PG Mild Coarse Language The contestants are led by trainers through a wild, trapeze-swinging last chance workout, only to return to the ranch ready to put them through a second, gruelling last chance workout.

01:00 pm The Doctors CC Four doctors with four different specialties talk about medicine in a brand new way, answering all of your questions.

02:00 pm Everyday Gourmet With Justine CC G Schofield (Rpt) WS From the simplest of meals to more sophisticated recipes, MasterChef's Justine Schofield will inspire you to get more form your home cooking experience.

02:30 pm Garfield Gets Real (2007) G Tired with his routine as a comic strip star, Garfield escapes the page and heads into the real world.

04:30 pm The Bolt Report (Rpt) CC Join Andrew Bolt, one of Australia's most read, most topical newspaper columnist, as he addresses today's political and social issues through opinion commentary, panel discussion and interviews.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and overseas news. Includes sport and the latest weather.

06:00 pm The Project CC New name, new time - same attitude! Join Charlie Pickering, Carrie Bickmore & Dave Hughes as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

06:30 pm Young Talent Time CC Do you love R & B? Diva Ballads? Aussie Rock? Or is it disco dance tunes that gets your toes tapping? Well tonight our super Young Talent Time cast have all the excitement covered.

07:30 pm Modern Family CC PG Lifetime Supply After having a doctor's visit but then missing the call with the test results, Phil automatically jumps to conclusions and starts saying his goodbyes; Gloria starts tutoring Haley in Spanish.

Starring: Ed O'neill, Ty Burrell, Julie Bowen, Sofia Vergara, Ferguson Jesse Tyler, Eric Stonestreet, Rico Rodriguez II

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GUIDE Sunday 11th March 2012

08:00 pm New Girl CC Bad In Bed Guest Starring: Justin Long

Jess asks the guys for advice on how to approach her first night with Paul, but things don't go as planned. Meanwhile, Schmidt tries to fit in at his Boss's baby shower and Nick gets a new haircut.

Starring: Zooey Deschanel

08:30 pm Homeland CC Crossfire & Representative Brody Brody finds himself reliving his captivity and Carrie finds herself in the middle of a public-relations nightmare; then, Brody is approached to run for congress and Tom Walker’s contact is identified.

MOVIE 10:40 pm Sunday Late Night Movie

01:00 am Home Shopping

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Home Shopping

03:00 am Home Shopping

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny Hinn G Religious Program

04:00 am Life Today With James Robison PG Religious Program

04:30 am CBS This Morning Morning talk show hosted by Charlie Rose, Gayle King, and Erica Hill.

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GUIDE Sunday 11th March 2012

05:30 am The Project Encore (Rpt) CC New name, new time - same attitude! Join Charlie Pickering, Carrie Bickmore & Dave Hughes as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

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GUIDE Monday 12th March 2012

06:00 am Breakfast CC Join Paul Henry, Andrew Rochford, Kathryn Robinson and resident meteorologist Magdalena Roze in a spontaneous, unpredictable, and cheeky News and Current Affairs program.

09:00 am The Circle CC PG Joining you live, Yumi Stynes and Gorgi Coghlan will entertain, inform and inspire you as you tackle the goings on of day to day life.

11:30 am Wurrawhy (Rpt) CC P WS Join KB, Lauren and Wubbleyoo in a big wide world of wonder and discovery as they explore the answers to Who, What, Where, When and the big one - WHY!

12:00 pm Dr Phil CC Parents Caught Crossing The Line Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real".

01:00 pm The Doctors CC Four doctors with four different specialties talk about medicine in a brand new way, answering all of your questions.

02:00 pm Ready Steady Cook (Rpt) CC PG Australia’s top chefs and guest contestants go head-to-head in a race against the clock! Which team will cook the best dish before time runs out? Hosted by Colin Lane.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC PG Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Good Chef Bad Chef CC G Chef Adrian Richardson and nutritionist Janella Purcell go head to head in a food showdown!

04:00 pm Totally Wild CC C The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.

04:30 pm The Bold And The Beautiful CC G The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and overseas news. Includes sport and the latest weather.

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GUIDE Monday 12th March 2012

06:00 pm The Project CC New name, new time - same attitude! Join Charlie Pickering, Carrie Bickmore & Dave Hughes as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

07:00 pm The Biggest Loser Singles CC It‘s the day we all dread – the weekly Weigh In and the dreaded Last Chance Training. The muscles ache just thinking about it but every calorie counts at this stage in the competition.

08:00 pm Bondi Rescue CC Over the past six years lifeguards on Bondi have caught thieves, treated heart attacks, made drug busts, broken up fights, and even handled a navy bomb that washed ashore. Tune in for the latest.

08:30 pm NCIS: Los Angeles CC M Partners Some Violence, Drug References After a diplomatic service van transporting an unknown package from the State Department is hijacked, the NCIS team must determine who committed the crime and what has gone missing.

Starring: Chris O'donnell, Ll Cool J, Rocky Carroll, Peter Cambor, Daniela Ruah

09:30 pm Hawaii Five-O CC M Pu'olo Frequent Violence Guest Starring: William (Bill) Sadler, Claire Van Der Boom

Five-0 investigates the hijacking of a delivery truck. Steve is rocked to his core when he learns shocking news about Joe White and Danny plays mid-wife for his ex-wife when she goes into early labor.

Starring: Alex O'loughlin, Scott Caan, Daniel Dae Kim, Grace Park, Terry O'quinn, Lauren German

10:30 pm Medium (Rpt) CC M You Give Me Fever WS Adult Themes When a sample of a deadly disease disappears, Allison has a vision that might help in preventing a bio-terror attack.

Starring: Patricia Arquette, Jake Weber, Miguel Sandoval, Sofia Vassilieva

11:30 pm Late Show With David Letterman PG Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

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GUIDE Monday 12th March 2012

12:30 am Home Shopping

01:00 am Home Shopping

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Home Shopping

03:00 am Home Shopping

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny Hinn G Religious Program

04:00 am Life Today With James Robison PG Religious Program

04:30 am CBS This Morning Morning talk show hosted by Charlie Rose, Gayle King, and Erica Hill.

05:00 am The Project Encore (Rpt) CC New name, new time - same attitude! Join Charlie Pickering, Carrie Bickmore & Dave Hughes as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

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GUIDE Tuesday 13th March 2012

06:00 am Breakfast CC Join Paul Henry, Andrew Rochford, Kathryn Robinson and resident meteorologist Magdalena Roze in a spontaneous, unpredictable, and cheeky News and Current Affairs program.

09:00 am The Circle CC PG Joining you live, Yumi Stynes and Gorgi Coghlan will entertain, inform and inspire you as you tackle the goings on of day to day life.

11:30 am Wurrawhy (Rpt) CC P WS Join KB, Lauren and Wubbleyoo in a big wide world of wonder and discovery as they explore the answers to Who, What, Where, When and the big one - WHY!

12:00 pm Dr Phil CC Dp Family: Alexandra's Admissions Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real".

01:00 pm The Doctors CC Four doctors with four different specialties talk about medicine in a brand new way, answering all of your questions.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC PG Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Good Chef Bad Chef CC G Chef Adrian Richardson and nutritionist Janella Purcell go head to head in a food showdown!

04:00 pm Totally Wild CC C The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.

04:30 pm The Bold And The Beautiful CC G The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and overseas news. Includes sport and the latest weather.

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GUIDE Tuesday 13th March 2012

06:00 pm The Project CC New name, new time - same attitude! Join Charlie Pickering, Carrie Bickmore & Dave Hughes as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

07:00 pm The Biggest Loser Singles CC It’s the end of road for one of the contestants as they face Elimination. Emotions run high as the remaining contestants get confronted by life sized images of their former selves.

08:00 pm Bondi Vet CC PG The Australian Reptile Park operations manager, Tim Faulkner, ropes Chris into a frightening mission in far north Queensland. Meanwhile, Lisa volunteers at an animal shelter.

08:30 pm NCIS CC M Desperate Man, A The NCIS team investigates the murder of a Navy lieutenant commander while dealing with her distraught husband. Meanwhile, Ziva ponders the future when Ray returns.

Starring: Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, David McCallum, Sean Murray, Pauley Perrette, Cote De Pablo, Rocky Carroll

09:30 pm NCIS (Rpt) CC M Codes Of Conduct WS A Marine famous for pulling pranks is found murdered on the night of Halloween and the NCIS team discovers that the victim's pranks may have become a ghoulish retribution.

Starring: Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, David McCallum, Pauley Perrette, Sean Murray

10:30 pm Law & Order: UK CC M Survivor Sexual References, Drug References, A teenage girl returning home from vacation with her friends dies from Adult Themes, a heroin overdose. Devlin and Brooks must find the man who hired Nudity her to smuggle the drugs.

Starring: Bradley Walsh, Jamie Bamber, Harriet Walter

11:30 pm Late Show With David Letterman PG Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

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GUIDE Tuesday 13th March 2012

12:30 am Home Shopping

01:00 am Home Shopping

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Home Shopping

03:00 am Home Shopping

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny Hinn G Religious Program

04:00 am Life Today With James Robison PG Religious Program

04:30 am CBS This Morning Morning talk show hosted by Charlie Rose, Gayle King, and Erica Hill.

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GUIDE Wednesday 14th March 2012

06:00 am Breakfast CC Join Paul Henry, Andrew Rochford, Kathryn Robinson and resident meteorologist Magdalena Roze in a spontaneous, unpredictable, and cheeky News and Current Affairs program.

09:00 am The Circle CC PG Joining you live, Yumi Stynes and Gorgi Coghlan will entertain, inform and inspire you as you tackle the goings on of day to day life.

11:30 am Wurrawhy (Rpt) CC P WS Join KB, Lauren and Wubbleyoo in a big wide world of wonder and discovery as they explore the answers to Who, What, Where, When and the big one - WHY!

12:00 pm Dr Phil CC Love Triangle Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real".

01:00 pm The Doctors CC Four doctors with four different specialties talk about medicine in a brand new way, answering all of your questions.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC PG Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Good Chef Bad Chef CC G Chef Adrian Richardson and nutritionist Janella Purcell go head to head in a food showdown!

04:00 pm Totally Wild CC C The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.

04:30 pm The Bold And The Beautiful CC G The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and overseas news. Includes sport and the latest weather.

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GUIDE Wednesday 14th March 2012

06:00 pm The Project CC New name, new time - same attitude! Join Charlie Pickering, Carrie Bickmore & Dave Hughes as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

07:00 pm The Biggest Loser Singles CC Someone gets a trip home – and it’s a welcome for a King or Queen. Back at Camp, there’s a falling out and someone threatens to leave! Can one of the contestants be convinced to stay?

08:00 pm Talkin' 'Bout Your Generation CC Join Shaun Micallef, Amanda Keller, Charlie Pickering and Josh Thomas as they battle against each other in a war of the generations! Tonight: Matt Preston, Kate Lagbroek and Josh Earl.

09:10 pm The Good Wife CC M Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Sexual References, Adult Themes Guest Starring: Amy Sedaris

Tensions are high at Lockhart & Gardner as Alicia and Will argue in front of a mercurial military judge; Eli's confidence is shaken and Diane issues an ultimatum to protect the firm.

Starring: Juliana Margulies, Christine Baranski, Josh Charles, Archie Panjabi, Alan Cumming

10:10 pm NCIS (Rpt) CC M Out Laws And In -Laws WS Guest Starring: Robert Patrick

When Gibbs' boat is found with two dead mercenaries on board, he is forced to look at an old friend in a new light.

Starring: Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, David McCallum, Pauley Perrette, Sean Murray

11:10 pm Medium (Rpt) CC M An Everlasting Love WS Some Violence, Strong Adult The prime suspect in a serial killer case dies, and the police are Themes convinced he's the guilty party.

Starring: Patricia Arquette, Jake Weber, Miguel Sandoval, Sofia Vassilieva

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GUIDE Wednesday 14th March 2012

12:10 am Late Show With David Letterman PG Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

01:00 am Home Shopping

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Home Shopping

03:00 am Home Shopping

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny Hinn G Religious Program

04:00 am Life Today With James Robison PG Religious Program

04:30 am CBS This Morning Morning talk show hosted by Charlie Rose, Gayle King, and Erica Hill.

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GUIDE Thursday 15th March 2012

06:00 am Breakfast CC Join Paul Henry, Andrew Rochford, Kathryn Robinson and resident meteorologist Magdalena Roze in a spontaneous, unpredictable, and cheeky News and Current Affairs program.

09:00 am The Circle CC PG Joining you live, Yumi Stynes and Gorgi Coghlan will entertain, inform and inspire you as you tackle the goings on of day to day life.

11:30 am Wurrawhy (Rpt) CC P WS Join KB, Lauren and Wubbleyoo in a big wide world of wonder and discovery as they explore the answers to Who, What, Where, When and the big one - WHY!

12:00 pm Dr Phil CC Discipline Video: A Daughter's New Accusations Against The Judge Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real".

01:00 pm The Doctors CC Four doctors with four different specialties talk about medicine in a brand new way, answering all of your questions.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC PG Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Good Chef Bad Chef CC G Chef Adrian Richardson and nutritionist Janella Purcell go head to head in a food showdown!

04:00 pm Scope CC C Blue WS Find out what makes the Blue Lake so blue, meet an animal that can’t get enough of the colour blue and go on a tour of a blueberry farm!

04:30 pm The Bold And The Beautiful CC G The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and overseas news. Includes sport and the latest weather.

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GUIDE Thursday 15th March 2012

06:00 pm The Project CC New name, new time - same attitude! Join Charlie Pickering, Carrie Bickmore & Dave Hughes as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

07:00 pm The Biggest Loser Singles CC With every breakdown, there’s a break through. Michelle goes a few rounds in the boxing ring with one of the contestants and is amazed at how strong they have become…both physically and emotionally.

08:00 pm 2012 Australian Swimming NO Championships CC

08:30 pm Law & Order: S.V.U CC M Lost Traveler Strong Adult Themes Guest Starring: Ron Rifkin

The team battles mistrust and prejudice from all sides when they investigate the abduction of a Romani boy. When it appears that the boy's cell phone has been hacked, suspicion points to the press.

Starring: Mariska Hargitay, Danny Pino, Kelli Giddish, Richard Belzer, Ice T, Stephanie March, Dann Florek, Linus Roache

09:30 pm Law & Order: S.V.U (Rpt) CC MA15+ Babes WS Strong Adult Themes Guest Starring: Michael Badalucco, Debi Mazar

When a teenager is burned to death, Stabler and Munch find themselves investigating two high school groups.

Starring: Mariska Hargitay, Chris Meloni, Richard Belzer, Dann Florek, Ice T, B.D. Wong, Michaela McManus

10:30 pm A Gifted Man CC PG In Case Of Exposure Some Violence, Adult Themes When Michael finds out a patient with a malignant brain tumour committed a horrible crime, he struggles with whether to save the man's life.

Starring: Benjamin Bratt, Grace Park

11:30 pm Late Show With David Letterman PG Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

GUIDE Thursday 15th March 2012

12:30 am Home Shopping

01:00 am Home Shopping

01:30 am Home Shopping

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Home Shopping

03:00 am Home Shopping

03:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny Hinn G Religious Program

04:00 am Life Today With James Robison PG Religious Program

04:30 am CBS This Morning Morning talk show hosted by Charlie Rose, Gayle King, and Erica Hill.

GUIDE Friday 16th March 2012

06:00 am Breakfast CC Join Paul Henry, Andrew Rochford, Kathryn Robinson and resident meteorologist Magdalena Roze in a spontaneous, unpredictable, and cheeky News and Current Affairs program.

09:00 am The Circle CC PG Joining you live, Yumi Stynes and Gorgi Coghlan will entertain, inform and inspire you as you tackle the goings on of day to day life.

11:30 am Wurrawhy (Rpt) CC P WS Join KB, Lauren and Wubbleyoo in a big wide world of wonder and discovery as they explore the answers to Who, What, Where, When and the big one - WHY!

12:00 pm Dr Phil CC Father Accused: Who's Telling The Truth? Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real".

01:00 pm The Doctors CC Four doctors with four different specialties talk about medicine in a brand new way, answering all of your questions.

03:00 pm Judge Judy CC PG Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

03:30 pm Good Chef Bad Chef CC G Chef Adrian Richardson and nutritionist Janella Purcell go head to head in a food showdown!

04:00 pm H2O - Just Add Water CC C Three teenage girls suddenly discover they possess extraordinary power over water! Their lives will never be the same again.

Starring: Claire Holt, Phoebe Tonkin, Cariba Hein, Angus McClaren

04:30 pm The Bold And The Beautiful CC G The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.

GUIDE Friday 16th March 2012

05:00 pm TEN News At Five CC Comprehensive coverage of local, national and overseas news. Includes sport and the latest weather.

06:00 pm The Project CC New name, new time - same attitude! Join Charlie Pickering, Carrie Bickmore & Dave Hughes as they dissect, digest and re-constitute the daily news, events and hottest topics.

07:00 pm The Biggest Loser Singles CC A chance to catch up with the most recently eliminated contestant to find out how their journey is continuing on the outside. Ex-contestant Sammy Fisher is on hand to give them a mini-makeover.

LIVE 07:30 pm 2012 Australian Swimming NO Championships CC

08:30 pm Friday Night Movie NO CC

MOVIE 11:00 pm Friday Late Night Movie

01:00 am Late Show With David Letterman PG Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

02:00 am Ally McBeal

03:00 am Home Shopping

03:30 am Home Shopping

04:00 am Home Shopping

04:30 am Home Shopping

GUIDE Friday 16th March 2012

05:00 am Home Shopping

05:30 am Home Shopping

GUIDE Saturday 17th March 2012

06:00 am Fraser Island (Rpt) G Fraser Island Once described as paradise, Fraser Island has been riddled with controversy over the protection of its natural resources. This documentary follows the battles the island has faced in a journey that has made it one of Queensland's greatest icons.

07:00 am Dex Hamilton (Rpt) CC C Say IT Ain't So WS When Dex discovers that his childhood hero, laser ball champion Bobby Blitz, is using performance-enhancing Anabolic Tar Slugs, he must find a way to stop him.

07:30 am Pearlie (Rpt) CC C Ant Misbehavin' / Frilled Neck And Neck It's magic in the city with Pearlie, a colourful comedy about a fashionable, urban fairy.

08:00 am H20: Just Add Water (Rpt) CC C WS Three teenage girls suddenly discover they possess extraordinary power over water! Their lives will never be the same again.

Starring: Claire Holt, Phoebe Tonkin, Cariba Hein, Angus McClaren

08:30 am Totally Wild (Rpt) CC C WS The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.

09:00 am Scope (Rpt) CC C Birds WS They can be as small as a coin, or as tall as a person. They can be found on the ground, in water or even in the air. So what are they? Birds! Join Dr Rob as he takes flight and SCOPES out all the science behind birds.

09:30 am Fuels Of The Future (Rpt) WS G Fuels Of The Future Our modern civilisation is built on transport and the fuel that drives it, but our dependence on oil now threatens to drastically transform the planet. Dr Rob uncovers some exciting new possibilities.

10:30 am The Doctors CC Four doctors with four different specialties talk about medicine in a brand new way, answering all of your questions.

11:30 am Everyday Gourmet With Justine CC G Schofield (Rpt) WS From the simplest of meals to more sophisticated recipes, MasterChef's Justine Schofield will inspire you to get more form your home cooking experience.

GUIDE Saturday 17th March 2012

LIVE 12:00 pm Australian Formula One Grand Prix 2012

06:00 pm Rules Of Engagement (Rpt) CC PG 3rd Wheel WS Sexual References Jennifer is convinced that she needs to lose weight for her wedding dress, meanwhile Audrey puts Jeff in an awkward situation when she lies to her unattractive friend.

Starring: David Spade, Patrick Warburton, Oliver Hudson, Megyn Price, Bianca Kajlich

06:30 pm TBA NO CC

LIVE 07:30 pm 2012 Australian Swimming NO Championships CC

08:30 pm The Graham Norton Show CC Guest Starring: Madonna, James D'arcy, Andrea Riseborough

Fast-Tracked directly from the UK the irrepressible Graham Norton showcases his wickedly cheeky sense of humour and fast-paced interview show.

09:30 pm An Idiot Abroad - The Bucket List CC M Climb MT. Fuji Some Coarse Language On arrival in Japan Karl’s last “thing to do” is see Japan’s most spiritual destination: Mount Fuji.

Starring: Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant

MOVIE 10:30 pm What Just Happened (0) Two weeks in the life of a fading Hollywood producer who's having a rough time trying to get his new picture made.

Starring: Robert De Niro, Sean Penn, Catherine Keener, Bruce Willis, John Turturro, Stanley Tucci, Kristen Stewart, Michael Wincott

01:00 am Ally McBeal (Rpt) Reasons To Believe "The" Nicholas Engbloom comes to Cage & Fish looking for John to help him with a murder case. Melanie West suffers with Tourette's syndrome and accidentally ran over her boyfriend.

GUIDE Saturday 17th March 2012

02:00 am Home Shopping

02:30 am Home Shopping

03:00 am Home Shopping

03:30 am Home Shopping

04:00 am Bayless Conley G Religious Program

04:30 am It Is Written PG Religious Program

05:00 am Hour Of Power G Religious Program