Autumn .. _... ..==- leaves boho bare All the essentials from London Fashion week and how to apply it to the streets of Leeds
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PLANS lo build a EUHJ million stu dent village ha,·e bei,n scrapped. Proposals to house us many as 3000 undcrgrJduatc student,, in Holbeck DO\\ look \Cr) douhtful AreprL"Sentati\e from Leeds Coivcmt} say .... the ":heme will no longer go ahead. I le :-.mc.J. .. \Vhdc I lolhccJ.. rt'maJll' appe.tl mg. lhl.-rc ure nu munoJ.1illJ! plam lu dcvel ~lp aa."Ommodatmn m ~ Jl\!a, •• Till! • DISC-over the hght 4 • Asian Speed Dating 4 • Drink of death: 5 ARTY LEEDS FREE &page TV guide SEE LS2 • S1ra1egrc Review 5 • S1Udeots volunteenng 6& 7 • 300 seconds: Telford SEE LS2 12·13 5 · 22. CINEMAS JUICE 23 • Comment· Fresher week/Drugs. 9 • Letters: 1O • Opinion/ Mltdlell· 11 • Fashion. 12&13 • Recycling: 14 • Labour Conference: 15 • Travel · Vietnam: 17& 18 • Herbs and Spices: 18 • Coun-sell the community 1 BATI\E OF THE ewes CALL 0113 3801450 or email • Capoeira: 21 • Cooper vs. Rhino. 22&23 • Varsity excitement 24 LS28&9 [email protected] Uk ftilall. September 30, 2005 3 Totting up the changes A SIU.KE up ma)' he on the t.-ard.s lication sy-.tem, which n: ===--=====-=E='=to-'-'°lrs CD players put car Editor Jessica Salter theives in a spin eputy Ed1to1 Ben Schof,eld L52 Editor Zofia N1emtus ,\ projl'cf ha, bct•n laum:hcd lo cumbal cnr theft. We l \'rul,.sh11e Pohl"r- .ire ollcring -.tudc111, the chan,~ ASIAN f~ews S.ari.l Jone!>, Peter Newlands to prolL' ·1 the it \,.ar CD pl.,ycr-, w11h C>aw. Tui:; chipping The pec1al Correspoodant Kevin Widdop C-0 pl.i,cr .iri: llllcJ ,, uh om clcdwrm: l.1g, lh.Jt 1,; m Jlcrt i-atures. Chm Gourlay, Dan Johnson the p1,hlC' 111 II!> l111;;t111m ravel. K1My Bennett Tlw~ w,,uh.l mul,,;e lhi:' "aluabh.: l'q111p1m:11t 1t,, Jc,irnbk Fashion: Hermione Pakenham, Lauren Wallis 10 potcnuul tlut'I!-.. a:-. \here ,,nulli he more chunL·c of the port Michelle Cooksley, Ky Capel Guy Fowles llCfJk.'lrator bcmtt c.1u~h1 and pn.N:cutc NEW EVENT: Love pouJbllltlu? PHOTO: ANNA Rossm:A By MAYA PARMAR Plenn or 1ce-h~ak111g. r.ame, ha\t: been aITangcd ,o eve.rynnl.' feel'\ i.:om fortah le, SPEED doling "ilh a difrcrence One gamc- 111volvc, celebrity cou. is ahoul to hit Lee d_o, , ph.:,, v.here each pcr,..un ,,. allurntcd a Young Asi..ms looking for,, mudcm cckhnt" name 11nd have tn lmd their Jnd i.:nnvenicnt way of mcc1rng thal partn~r;, for t." CU at the debate A drnp-m l;Cn\TI! 1, uvailabh:. l'ur .. 111dcnh who o.re l:Onfu,cd, PEACE PARTY POWER OUT \ CERl•.\10'\ \ honourinJ! arc cncuura~ctl 10 nnmmah.· di\} \ poYtn cul nn Sunda) ni11h1 meunt thosr ,, ho fif.!ht for ()CHl'l' cine iwhu 1h~~ thml In lhc tnl('· 1ha1 Ml!,llllint- "IL\ ltft "ith11u1 a plmnt hu, bt:cn c,lllhll1ihcd in n,t 1511 "urJ, ah.out "h) ihC' line. Leed~. cnnd1d.11l· hn 1li!»pl,1)-cJ o1n aJHI Kerr) liclh1"', M~hlline 1udc- to1 pen~t." Or!!an1 ... un1ns in1.: ludmg t'oordin111or, ~a.,, up\t:1 lh:il ii hap· Togc-1hcr ll'1r Jlc.11.:c. L('1.•1J, l n~ Tht'rc ;.m: 1hn:c cuwgnrtt.'' pened la Lhe 11pcolng llletk, Cuunc,1 Lc:ccl<. Co-op anJ thl· md1v1duul Ji.lull, md1v1J.uul child Sht \aid: "II\ real!) di~up1111l111ing ,,rncl 11n mgani~;lli{in or group. YMk hm: 1., ... n1ng Jlc1s1 h.tH' that thl~ happened ns thls iit a rtOU) TURN£ G ~tudcnt1;, into ai.:;tion hr.:n~l,. ii, The normnution, .. hould be ,c:nt ~t"t'll v.orling tngethl'r lO ~dl' hus, time £or o.~ I\IIJ1 all or the oe~ the M1s!-,ion:Jmpos\iblc for voluntecnng to · Lcl!d.. Pcac~ A\\ .mh'. c o hrall' 1ho\t ,,ho prnm,,1c pcoh.:i: \tudtnb ahoul lo slart l~turtc.. \\e did group AcLJon. . "'il·Ol.i Mcg .. on L Jt'h ,car about IOO srndcnh voluntc~r w11h ~1ghtlinc Jnd hy llomg so help countlc,, ~tutll!n1~ and i::mn \',tluahle tram,f~rable sh.1lls. 'hhich 1bc~ can use 111 cvcrv a~pcl:.I l1l lhci1 Iii"~. \ ·1mJ )'car Pnllt1L·<. .,,ulknt -..ud ' I dccid· c.-d 10 volun1cc1· m m) ,cL'ond }C":1r ht.·rnu .. t• I thought I -.hould gel "umcllung more thdn JU I .1 degree nul ul un1vc:r,1I} \;1gh1lmc ,cemed pcrlcc.:1 tor mt· tlc~ausc II ~n\C' me ,omc1hmg pwdu,·11,c 10 do Y..hl!II I ,t,1~cd up ,111 mghl "Ncm I'm m\.ohctl m !he runmni: ol Nifhtlin~ ancl I'm ,1huu1 to .. 1:ir1 lnltmn(?. ncv. Vl1luntcer-. N1ih1hnc g:1vc me 1hc nppur1u111- I\ to de,cfop ,JUI!, and introduced me to 1;,ad~ o( nc"' pcoph.- We h,nc lot-. l,f cool c,eni,.. liLc Otley run.\" leedS Studem fmril. S8Pl8mber 30. 2005 1 No entry for To Let ~gns in Headinglgy L\ST mnnth Leed-. Cit} Council \\ a, granted new po\\cr-. to cut hal'k lh~ nurn tlcr of To Let -.,gw, 111 Hcat..lm~ley. 1·h FIVE-MINUTE INTERVIEW RusseU raises row I\N ACC'US,\1101' 111 chll:.m was labelled u1 t.hc Ru~~II group. nf which the Univcr-1ty or Leed ... L., ri ml!.mber. m 1.1. mv. over expand111g \tudcnt number!,, The Uoive.f"!1t)' fundiog council for B11glund 1'- pruviding more money for univer .-.,ucs whu:h arc ','lrugglmg to recru11 . ..-pec1fl caUy m 1hc: form of fundmg for foundatiun ,1b~)UI 500 member~ and .m.: uuc LS. Come dl"grt:cs By JAHOU NYAN of the biggest branches in the The tl1rec:1or or the, London School llf UK Mo~t c:>f the older uuh .:.rsll) Econotnk~. Sir l h,v. ,1rd Davie.-., dajmcd thar ha,c an action brnm:h antl our~ "les"i popular" tnMitul1ons \\ere _being Five m111u1c uucrv1cw wah f,nourcd o,cr the coumry·" tup univer:,,111e:, Chl0c: lelfnrd - Co11rdmn1or oi i-. ,,ni: of the larici.t. and Action He ..rud ...The system i1a lt}lll!_:. to h1::,_~ the AtLHlll, Lcclfs llnivcn,U) i, all :thou\ 1,tudent, gelling nicr, invoh ed with th~ communll) itH~)? full funding alJoi.:.u1on!oo inwards found1tt11.,n dcgcc:", in prcn!icl) the univen,-itic" thul don·t /~eds Student: Hello. Thi.\ b LS: And, tbtnll~ randumly. CT Umm okay gl\'C value ror mom:y·· ,·our five minute lnten ie\\. \\hat U. ynur f:.nourile movie? (Thinb ror tt The chnmnnn or ibe Russell grnup added Chloe Telford Oh hi. Chlo4!' CT At Lbe momenl 11 1.. Lo .. 1 1t1 couple 1h,11 rhc go\.'emmcnt. by 001 allowing the Telford. ha\l" a sCal... Tr:tn~Jntion mmulc!o!J .. umm LS~ Thonk~. ltl 's- J!Cl shirted LS: Ok and ~vhern. wolJ!d vou do you cJII ,rn rcs~arch-led 111st1tuLJon to e:itpand. \\a~ forcing. s1uJen1~ "down 1he pecking order tu junivcn-i tbcn. Who fouodt!.d Aclinn und have a g,rcul lll!l!hl nu! in Letds'l IA ith u ,ore toe'l tic~J the} do no1 wnnt to ,mend." when'! CT Well currcnllv J rc11lh hkc L~: I hu,•c n't a due CT Wdl. Lhcn; L" no concre1e;: the Wardrobe am.I ·hHi. • CT· Roherlo. The had..l:v,h of cri LJ c1!>m wns immedrn1e, tl(,, the chief c: Keep your eye on next weeks Leeds Student for more information. Mla!I. September 30. 2005 9 Why don't more people care? Ross Mitchell MENTfONlNG ,tudent pulilic5 I~ :t ,;urc C(~unc.il. 01 the Exec. would run the pa:-~ed. 1umnut. to lht: \·oter numbers ill ,tudt:nl fire way to bring a convcrsauon in the muon. Under the. oc,, )ystcm the d.1~ to Jonny Steen. Union Events A:c.~mbly i:lei.:11ons. lhc numbers i.ugge.-.t thn1 jk'U· pub to a clm,e. It's not that peopk are no, d3y nmnmi Is being given bnc~ to you. Chatr aJ LUU. was ~nthusinstic obout the pit! 1us1 m't11·1 interested in the running intcra,teJ 111 pultlici. per say. ir's Jllsl thal the studenl1' nc"' :-iyt-h:m. ··With the .i~semblie.!., par of lht!ir union the :,tudcnl wing of II sccm.1, h1 be large, The ,y:-.tem wnrh by have 16 tidp11tinn will mcrcm,c ten-fold. And When a.,kt:d .1b11u1 thi:t., Jonny put 1l I) pomtles.s. From decjdin~ the be~I A.:;semblic~. which will meet euch fnrt- tben the peQple th.1.1 come along will :,ee down to m1sunde.n.ta.ndin!! ab\.1u1 whnt politically correcL name: for a commiuec.. that they can make a. difference 10 the the uOil)TI nctuaJly doc,. ''P(!oplc. dnu'1 to arguments over Che rumilicatmu'i: of way that the union h run. und will tell think a.bout what we aclually do. Take bye-law 2.13.8. ~tudcnt poliuci. sei:m:; The problem is their mates abuut 11, and 11 will mcrcu~c th.as table for example, where d1dJt come far removed from the real world I.hat we that student tcn-folu agam." from J omcune had to Ml Jo.,., n :md live m. A1 LMUSU the council is made up of decide 10 gel tins tublc. and no1 a differ However tht.s 1s an image that both politics seems I:! people who work alongside the exec cn1 one Snmeune hud 10 si\ down and unions m Leeds are lJ)·mg l(l t.:hnngc. far removed utive. meeting every 1wo weeks They decide what gig~ 10 get in thi.s year ac1 as a :.afcty ne1 in thc union. who a~ Somenne hw:I to ,it down .ind decide 10 The nomination• for the Leed!> University Union reviewed all from the real ai.pects of lts running last year. with we.II ll!, reprcstntmg their area. muKc build II new Jn11 bar m the union. Met open on October 5, Union Council being comple1e ly world .. ure that the decisions made by the extc Everyone here 1, ~nJoying themselve ... and on October 10 at revamped. Locd1o Me1ropolltnn utive arc m the bc.~t interests of all the having a luug.h und u. drink with each LUU. Full details WIii Uoiversll) ore pc:rfonnmg the JT own s1ut.lcnts. other und lt\, dll bccuu~c of Umon appear on the web and review thi1o yeo.r. with council ttgam night 1·hc,e u,:-.embhcs arc each frx:m,l!d Tiu!". year 1hey arc runnmg .. e,cr:tJ Counc.il We pru\.i paign\ uc1ually c-osl. even 111 our own un1~1n. But wh~n I 1hnogl11 about 11. three !Zr.ind i"ln't n.:.1lly th.::il mu1,;h over lhrce year ~ ..,..., 1·,e ,w1ed looking for Lhr. lllgu. l'\e ,ecn 11' nut JU:o,,t c,n the po,tcr: but on th\:' p;n:kagmg on the .1,Jindwich More than just It just doesn't buxe~ a.lo well h\ important "'e knuw hm, much monc)' i, \pcn1 bu1 uho where ii a campaign add up goe, rhe BNP reall) is v.ast1ng 1i.. lime ll')'tn_g 1t·1111y Pnrka, 3rtl) <'tlr, I.A"rd., Urii rullowing ,umc of th~ cummcnh made ln tu r~c-rui1 in l.cc: Student \ olur1tccr mg 1, ,,11 the n"c Circat new, lnr 1ht..1sc umn111: u "'1lh ,1 chantat,li: hcan TeXblal harassmenL 01969 549125 ·,extontv \olumi;c~ tor .-\,:uun, : '1gh1l1nc and Chtldlmt.· do an m,,,iJuubk 10b. Th.u IOU i;rndcnt \'Oluntccr em.;.h vear for 'tghthnL' al1,nc work111g alt hour; underlies !he· s1inifi L·an1 rule we play But we L'lm ,lo more rhc dry l ·s nuL every wed you get 10 the) d l\ccn taking tlrugs, in I act Jl!c1 sorrv for ,1 11ulhona1rc My pc.uni 1s. I don't remember I !1.Upcnnodcl. bu! he.re ,,..c arc ;tny advert, that :-houted "Chnnc.l Poor K.th! Mo,, ha .. JU"1 w.11chcd number 51 Ideal for people who ht.1r reputation amt career unr.tvcl drmk Yakulf nnd i:t:1 plenty ol O\ l'r jU!'>I a le\,. h11.1rrc day:. ot sll'c:p' .. hcing lit.1~ged over thl" lnhlmd Thl·re w.i"' "omc 111u11ermg coub. .•mil I i.:an't help bur led from poliu: cnmm1ssil1ncr Sir I.in 1ha1 "be dido·, de~erv~ 1\ Rhur ,1bout a cnmin;.11 inqtli.ry She wok coca,nc. llonL"\lly. und. c\icn more Judtcrou,J), whv care,·• Wh(1 ""'"" C\ll"II .,ur ubout the b~ cllcc1 on ··m1pr~ pm,etJ 1 Why \\as thut gmunJi;. •mmablc young people" Do y,m for the IJ),.ei. nf Chanel nnd H&M remember thl· lune before 1hc Patrick Cragg to 1mmcJi:ucl)' Jrop 1hc1r con• naltnn wa,. chromcally obese anJ trach w11h hcr'1 ow, .. av Thu~rn i,-. h:11 we worried abou1 im,tead I km)· wa... caught 1i..1kmii drug .. to were :anorc~il: 1ccnage girl">? And enhance b1., performance:. Im" lhe f:c.h1on tndus-tr)· and Ob, iousl) Nike und their ,port supermodel~ gt11 the blame? mg pat" w11uld run u mile. 1\nd Wa~n ·1 any ncgntive- effect that righll} ,o. ChL"ullng c;por1smcn Knie Mm,s going to hove on the Jean: cuunllcss fans feeling nnlion'!i )oung:'iten, had bad bctrll)·c As much lun u, frcsheri,;· i,-.eek ha.-. will .,peal,. 10 11 va-.1 anJ Jl\•cr...e rnngL· points. Dancmg hl..c an c1~hue~ rejcl'I vilJ.I .:i:-.pcct In lhc i.:conomy. offcrini: a pro\-cd tu h~, "uh un-m11;sahle nig.h1, ol people thut normally you wouldn'1 10 Joe rrom S-Club 7 whiJ.,l cursing. huge hoost to lhc communn.). albeit or dodg,) petrol-1as1ing hev~rages. b,we the oppurtuni,y (or poss1bl)' your "ioUI inWo\rdly. for cxample. llon·1 thniugh booze. ful!llmg Jbsolutc: c,1m11ge. not tu men- dc"'1rc) 10 c\,nver:-c "ith. Then again. I runk ,er)" high!~. h sec.ms rn1her 1hnn Huwc::v«:r nncc you can ge1 pa~! !he 11011 .-i "'~<:tm:ul,11· :U"ray ol di,.1<;trnu~ly have- a ~.troni; imprcs"'mn 1ha1 the aiming to honcl ~1udc 111 ,. he,hcr, nycr, .md fal,c. huhbll! of hype 1h01 hilar1011, t11Hl11,. i" ii ju\l ml! or hos majur11y !'>Cetn In find th1:- in ,omc v.cck ha, hccn turned mtn u h iphly i,.cem, to engulf 1hc cumpu, fo1 thc Lhc tiu gone from lhe pop·~ \l.1Jy, a very 1cd1ou, proce,:,,,, of tor~eL lucn1t1n: money making hus111r,, rif'>I few day~ then lhc: real. mm,t D\1n't £Cl mt: wrong here. I hal't• ting a lot or names. 1clcarn111g a hund Re!ooulling in ,tudcnts bctng mobbed m1pnr1u111 busme,~ ol huvmp: a decc.01. loved ever. rnnnlcnt of the ful. then fvrgclltng lhl·m ugam, by pushy night ·club worb.crs h,mJing pm,..,1bl) akohol 1n <'ndon Fa'ihion \\ v. Lablaz:c 1 a!Jc:~Jli(.11)o; , urruundmg Kate" \ fo,.,, nK( 1 \ltith lhl!' ah~ ncc ('I I th,: supcnnc.>del DI 1q h1 ggesl C\'C"nt !Jr tJ1t~ year. Kme . .~ t. ha~ unde , m~ a tnhlrnd nc~,;papc:r·~ publicmmn of phu1 ,.~ u 0 Model Behavi1 Jliom, nn J1 -.: plu) C Katf\ :ibilil) to lie low hu., been her font:: for 1nan) year!) nov. Jh~.i)', U.\)rlc:J 111 her (Jtrnur. g 1\ mg her an air of my,,ti:I') lha th.it ,he ha" for'.alcn F,i,.hmn \\.eek for ~me pn,•acy ~,th p I- papuru1.1i. \ he is sure ltJ C" \ -.>~e even more interest. Mo~)'. a~ ~ ~ the dehnclc of the annum. and for wh:11 ·1 A iew Imes ol lhe \\htl in the p:1pers ,me.I mai:t1111c: , all wi1h a definite -.enS(: nf ~Ji u,er. tngethcr. and ,u · Lct..'\.l, ... Kat\ firml) ,1.1.11c., Apparent!), the UC\\, corrung h.1ek fmrn our L"4( anyone ,;(JI( \\eann~ .i g)'P') ,L.1rt 111" Sicntw-811ho lo,,L. h.i.., been ..wm~ anothcrM'.'a.'"'" thu,'-U£,gt.."lini; UMI \\l' ha\'c fi nall) «t.'n the ];bl lll 1h h1ghl) u ing.h.u:h1dc.. Spong 'Oh 1, W:,mlcd 1~1 he :m unui.u.111) muted ;1ll1ur ,, 1lh di.ill.'. tels am.I .:i ,urpn,mgl) high pcn.'\!m.agc of hlad.. ,ull fn«::tng the t:ar\l,uJk l\.'I ,h.in, l.K) hlou"t.',. ballocm ,Ja.·,e,, ,hnml..t."n J<1Ckc1, anJ h1g belt, with mulupl ht.td..le-. wae to he.· ~·co m ,diundtncc. It -it.'Cm.., tk."'11?1~. in the nwm. are ,11r;L.- 111~ w11h \ utumn·, ,1n,t lJ.Ulonng \\Hh ,t fucu~ on the ~w .. , m1cnck'tl to ucc..-entu· ,lie thi:= fommmc cur.i:, 1)f even U1'.· thinncs1 model!-.. ·11,e ht.~, ..,ho\\·1 Dcfini1d}' \ l.111i,h \mr.1" ..\mm 1:lrough1 1101 nnl~ a l:lla,c ol colour tn ., ,k.-..cn lll Ju,t) pull._, Wld hei!!e .. hut .tL'-"l1nJmg In k..tl). I~ n'IO:-.t c,1J.!nl tk:hu1 utl~t tif the \\1..'Ch. \lre.:iJ, Ol."Clehril\ m ht., homelunJ India h1, ,hnw \\. isti gs *Low wn with POPPV I Olivia Tunnel Vision WHAT:The Tunnel Club launch party WHEN:TUESDAY 4th Yo, So i1·s been a WE!ek and you're back for more Like WHO: LSRFM, Black Wire, Kill The Young What you saw lasl week did you7 Well nobody turned up to WHERE: At Mine, Leeds Student Union Poppy~ Neighbourhood Watch meetmg, which wa!. quire embar· rassmg bec.au,e ,he had bough, A LOT of Dorilos Olivia has The people al LSRFM cind London md10 stallon XFM spent most of her tlme/money on dp1uitifs, sw1ggmg out of a brn1g you another excuse 10 embrace the 1nd1e disco bottle dr~sed rn a snow leopard towelling gown. Everythmg's as Thal is, ,f you wan1 to K1ck,ng-otf 1n Leeds Urnon·s ,t should be So what's in store for us all this week? Mostly lee• new bar·cafe·club. Mme l.eeds band Btack Wire (whom Iha NME dcscnbed as ·emacialed catwalk tures. sern,nars. meetings and checking on Liz Dawn's progress wails') and Manchester's Kill Ttie Young headltne a (see below). Oh. and looking for thongs that w•ve lost. Mainly n1gh1 of skinny Jeans narrow 11os at'ld arty hair Oh dignity and ,espect. Check you later. yoah. and lhen !here's the music of course. Gel down there to no1 only sample 1he del.ghls o! 1n1s new venuo and the llve performances bul also fo have a boogie as the DJs spin the classics Go on Give 1t a try Agony Email us al [email protected] . .Like salt in an open wound Dear Agony, I am a 37 year old man and snll live at home. 1 want to move out but am finding it hard to break the news to my mother as I know how much it will upset her However, if I stay here much longer I'll go crazy. I don't have any privacy and it is very hard entertmning the ladies. What should Idol Stuck m a Rut. Woodhouse ·········· Dear Stuck, OK, well I've got a few ruddy good sugges· Headline ··•·······.•. lions Firstly, why say anything at alll Just leave. Pack of the Week your things and walk out without saying a word. Yes, this may cause permanent distress to your ole ma but let's face it; you're never going to see her again "Stalked t>y a fake leg finer Secondly, everyone knows that actions speak louder but what did he want from than words so why not drop a few little pills into her me?" cup a soup. You know the ones I'm talking about. Be careful where you put the body though-they don't half stink. Finally, grow up you sad loser-37 years old and still can't stand up to your own mother? Pathetic. Good Luck! Agony xxx Top 5 Potato-based Dishes 1 1 ~~~.~~::u~:1~ ~~"u~~e~i=~u~~~:s~al~hfuJ!~~:~eey~!eu~ ~~~~~}te nary suggestions ... dnd do uy them out Belly's gonna get you WHAT: Belly Dancing WHEN: 6th October WHO. Bellys WHERE: Stylus HOW MUCH: £2 Pait of ill" GivP It a Go Northern Star programme belly ,jandng Elizabeth Dawn. be.i will ivc you a reason to known .JS Ver-a Ouckwor1h vis,t LIJcky's more md bul also a:. !i-lar of S1Taight also perhaps check .lUt to video success • Uz Flames c~eesy chips Dawn·,; House Party~, has which I was pleasantly chronic emphyst:!ma it wa~ surp11sed by 'he other announce-cl recently day. Liz is a talented act,e~s as If you ven't rior ,1 sexy well ~ hostess ex1road1 outfit l1k" the .,;ir,p to th naire, as was proved m the left then wear a she aforementioned film In I once ate a hash brown Wlrh the dlamernr of a human head But th~ was 11 w1;~ glitt t gluC" smeared wtuch she kindly wekomed merica where they seem to fO!ln some weird main feature of the fiy-up all over t Annoy houso- Les Oenms and Paul O' Nol so ,,;uch 1n England, but they sull fiounsh 1n Sa1nsb\l,y's c.afe COJnchy ye Grady into her home- Liz. good wrth be.11~ and bacon. stick with Birdseye'~ Rt. ::te~:Y :a,~~~~~:=~ please gel bloody belier Books on Film Literary_gems which have made it to the silver screen •de and : Marnage here wears many faces and is driven • is a popular artist for everyman. No art crll· think that we're ~eally independent and no : by necessity, force. convemence and resfgna- : 1c.. I found this book pitched at the perfect longer need then help. We want to stick Prl • • • uon, by money and connections as well as : level for someone with a simple and two fingers up at all those ·1 told you love Scandal secrets, seduction. confronta· • untrained interest in his paintings so's~ and ~while you're under my roof" 's : 1 : tion and rejection all have_ 1he1r place too ! Vettriano himself is quoted inside as say· that we had to put up with in our child· PreJ U di Ce • Austen's true strength ,sin the close • mg ·my pai~tings are about things I h;;,ve hood. Often lhe shame of having lo go Jane Austen: observation which tnforms her characterisa- : done and things I wish I could do. They are crawling back to your parents after smug • tion From the ridiculous Mrs Bennef to the : <1bout a bunch of sad, unhappy people who ly claiming that you would be absolutely wilful Elizabeth, from the deceptiVely charm • are driven by lust" He thinks that sex is frne on your own ,s too much for some to £5 99 mg Wickham to the apparently ptoud Darcy. : • pretty fundamental, everybody everywhere take. So for the proud amongst you this Penguin from the unct\JOUS Mr Collins to the 1mposmg : 1s driven by the urge to do ,t It 1s a power book 1s a must·have. Classics Lady Catherine. all cire convincing and the • ful force and only the mong and happy are Take heed, however; it would be easy to variety 1s a JOY : able to resist it". He unveils the darker, swa n off mto the sunset with this book ast w.eek If you have not yet seen the film, 1 beg you • baser side of human nature In a way that and enjoy your newfound liberty but don'1 saw the to read the novel first. If you have seen the : fascinates rather than repu lses. Sex is not neglect you r poor parenlS !hey do worry L na t I on film, read It anyway. If you've read it before, • exactly celebrated, but nor Is lt condemned. about you bless 'em (8) wide releas.e of read n again. And agam and again and : Jack Vettriano is_ a work to return t_o a new, big again. (1 O) : again and again. Simultaneously inspmng Rachel Dampare screen, A-list • and disturbing, Vettnano's paintings therein ver5ion oi Pride 1,aJ;..-;.~.&,.:A~ Freddie Huncley : consistently intrigue the reader and new and Prejudice • details.. possibilities and avenues of meaning In 1he wake of : emerge wuh each revisit. The hidden narra· ' ~ this, and con· ..,._,,_,_.. : rives and faded glamo~r of this book are f Ottakar's · s1dering the • compulsive and absorbing and Jack I 1mm1nent : Vett~iano is definitely something worth pos· arrival of • : se:ssmg.(8} t Bestsellers screen adaptations of both Oliver Twist and : Jack The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, I am • embarking on a personal crusade to per· : suade people to read books before they see • Vettriano 1. The Da Vinci Code their screen adaptations. Had you watched : Bare The Lord of the Rings trilogy prior to reading : Anthony Dan Brown it, not much harm would have been done, • but for any poor soul who watched the : Quinn 2. Spirit Walker abysmal Captain Correl/is Mandolin before • Necessities reading i~ there was no going back and the : Michelle Paver experience of a • £25 Jemma Wayne wonderful novel could never be theirs. : Pavilion Books 3. 44 Scotland Street The words classic and masterpiece are : overused when applled to books, but neither • n 2004 Alexander McCall is an exaggeration when applied to Jane Smith ! Pavilion (7 99 Au~ten's most popular novel. It js interest· • IBooks pub· Piatkus ing to note, in light of my crusade. that many : lished ill thord 4. Angels and Demons people do not even reahse they have not • collecuon of Jack read 1t because they have seen the BBC's ! Vennano's paint· Dan Brown celebrated 1995 adaptation. I did not : ings following ~:~}n"J'\e;,: NECESSITIES realise my own guilt of !his trrme unt,1. aged • Ts1udents Fallen Angels Joined the Leeds SIU· S. The World According 13. I actually did read ,1 for the first ume. : and Lovers and h •••• 1 The reahsatton was accompanied, however • den! body and of to Clarkson Other SCtangers. lc:-J~'>--!!!a.!!.....J.» those the vast I wuh a strong conv1cuon that no maner ho~ : Jeremy Clarkson I faithful the BBC ad~ptation, it could be no : 11 I j~~f'iee;i!~:. ::~~[ ~avt:b~~~~ wbst1tute for the ougina1 • Commonly labelled as The People's Painler, I It is a truth universally acknowledged : how to cook for I Jack Vettnano 1s self taught and learnt the themselves, pay bills I that a single man in possessio~ of a good • 1ud1ments of painting from library books. I fortune must bP in want of a wife~ If you : or even how to keep Demand for his WOik has eS : the 'real' world. Methinks I've 4>pent too Last week we gave you the Man Booker Prize shortlist but this week we thought : much time wn~ my nose in a book. • More worryingly, how can we fmd the we'd let you in on some of the big names from the longlist that narrowly missed : ext~aordinary In the mundane if we're com· • panng it m romance or fantasy? Does a man out on a stake in the £50,000 prize : have 10 rescue a lady on horseback a la • Willoughby m Sense dnd Sens1b1/iry in order : to be gallant? Wouldn't hot toast and a cup : of tea in bed be an equally gallant way of • demonstrating initiative? Willoughby was a : heartless cad anyway. And why can·t a • woman be the egg-timmg wooer? : lfl the end, how can we be in a literary an Mcfw.;,n was one of th~ • situation when we can't control what othe1s unfortunace ones who m,55ed ! say and do to 'fit the plot'? No good pre· Iout. His aitirally acclaimer/ ! tending you're one of Carol Ann Duffy's novel Saturday didn't quite light • lovers 1f the response our rQII)antic lyri- the fudge,' Im,. : c1sm were to be .. ltllfted. kidd : ~~~:~d!e~er t a:CS:e aq,,ic like : pnse ourselve - JOB OPPURTUNITY. : happiness. YOUTH WORKER nothr brg name auhor.Salman Rushdie, /ailed to make that all 9 hours per week. £8.50 per hour Aimportune shortlist w,th his late.sl novel Shal1ma, the Clown. For Bramhope Churches, Leeds. Must be a committed Christian with experience of youlh work Closing date; 1st November Application fonn and further details from; Stephen Weatherley, 31 Breary Lane, Bramhope, Leeds LS16 9AD Other authors that missed out on the shortlist include: Hilary Mantel, Email: [email protected] Harry rhompson, James Meek, rash Aw, J. M. Coetzee, Rachel Cus. Will/am Wall, Oan Jacobson 30.119Jl5 Twelfth Night r------DIIE:CTBIBY: Ian Brown manr,) ate largely achieved- by --the drunken-• I I Ill: The West Yorksh,re Playhouse until 22nd reve ry of Sir Toby Belch (Colin Mace) and Str I October. Andrew Aguecheek (John Lightbody). They I (pictured /eh) and their fellow troublemakers 11 t's easy to see why Twelfth Night Is one really brought down the house. I I of Shakespeare's most popular comedies The humour, which 1s clarified by crude I wuh modern audiences. gesticulation and e>epress1ve oration, is coun- 1 Ian Brown (WYP's artistic director) maK· terpo1sed with moments of sadism, intense I im1ses the smpt's potential to speak across melancholy and a final shocking threat of I the c_enturies through expert stage direct,on retribution by lhe victtm1sed Malvoho. I I In this outsta~dlng production The company do 1usnce to an complex I An ex.cepttonal quality of entertainment and luxuriously theatrical play about confu- I is sustain~d th_roughout the three hours, wi1.h slons of identity. whixh result m unwimng I I an ~clect1c mix ~f bawdy word play, erotic {and not so unw,ttmg) homosexual desire. I tension and poignant tragedy being ren Thfs is accompanied by an unremitting dis- I dered 10 their full dramatic potential on the course on the folly and cruelty of human I stage. nature. ~------I The com,c highlights (of which there are (9) Rachael Wake ---~I The 1'!1portance :·Doi'i~~~iiurs;a-nk~ of Being Earnest • Exh1bmon : I Elght local arnm have created work spheres dangle on thm w,re. some bounang I especially for the Leeds City Art Gallery from the ventilator draft and one In partKular HANDBAG I 1111 The immortal words play. The two guys themselves are extreme- I eKh1b1uon 'Blank' Devised and curated 1s ht up by a spotlight They sweetly invade I from Oscar Wllde·s most memorable ly funny, excellent at timing and will stop at Cheryll Huntbach. the artists only medium Is the space Also rnteresting is Kelly A. comedy have come to the playhouse nolh1ng for a gag! One such momen1 is the I A_4 plain paper. The exhibition space is a white ~umberland'_s piece of viral. tangled, paper I w11h c1 new twist. . har~h Lady Bracknell being played in pants! pit m the middle of the cafe area. and is circu- v111es. The thm threads gradually_grow from Actors Jon Haynes and David Woods, the Wtth a. set stuck between 1900. and mod I lar so you can see and compare each arttsts the wall oeating a sort of organic maze. I two only members of the Ridiculusmus ~he em day _It's a visually humurous piece which ~ark a!most ins~ntly. As ~au would expec1 Others such as M~lvm Walter's narrative atre company, are bener known for devised ~mrhas1ses everything that makes the orig- I eight different m1~ds and 1magmauons have work. I round bonng ~d unapp~oach~b_l~ I comedy. However 1he1r latest endeavor sees ma play so great. Hilariously good but pos- produced a very diverse collection. For exam- However. because the idea of this exh1brt1on IS them taking on a comedy classic - and all sibly a bit confusing to 'Earnest' newcom.- I ple Katy Devrne's supe, accurate architectural so simple and some of the results interesting the parts! 11 ers. The shaw runs at the playhouse unnl layouts are m complete contrast to Daren dnd beauuful, anyone can go and experience I L ~ This slapstick cross-dressing show is fun· the 5th of October I Higham's floating ongam1 balls H1gham's Is this ex~~mental group of works. But hurry as mer then ever before with period costumes (9) Steven Smith one of my favountes: tens of these soft the exh1b1tjon ends this weekend! H,yley I being flung around as quickly as witty word Powell ~- ~------·30.09,05 r------Cinderella Man S : Russell Crowe, Renee Zellweger, Paul Giamattl, Paddy Considine. I mn12A al:laRon Howard I ing-Oing.1 This traditional some fantastJc supporting turns, Director Ron "Richie Cunningham· du~ to punters reflf'jJOg to don the 1..-nltCliff Hollingsworth I b1oprc t,cks all the nght Renee Zellweger excels in th~ role Howard agam collaborates with gioves and head to the multiplex D boxes. as Russell Crowe par· of Braddock's long·suffenng wife, Crowe. in a bid to match the success Hopefully. though, th,s old·school I 1111: A modern day fairytale , which I trays James J. Braddock, a boxer where she. is finalfy forced to act, of 2001 's "A Beautiful Mind" And in Wolf Creek Lords------of the passion and energy for ------· r------skateboardmg which made begin with. the cast do portray ... Cast: John Jarrat. Cassandra their character's fear and panic Dogtown the Zephers superstars. Magrath, Sandy McPhee fjf::f convincingly later on in the However. the film ,s let down by Its repetitiveness. ased upon the notorious Wolf Creek anempts to resist Cast: Em~e Hirsch, Victor The plot meandeis from 'Backpacker Murders' of the temptation of followmg 1he Rasuk. John Robinson skater competmons back to B the early nmeties, Greg standard Hollywood slasher rou· ev..-yday hfe and It gets tinng Mclean's chiller follows a group tme. Mclean largely achieves this. n 2001 the documentary afte! a while. parocularly as of ~ree young backpackers on although there are some 'Dogtown and z.eoys· was the characters are not really their journey through the rnoments when it is questionable Ireleased, a film about the that compelling (except lo, Australian outback All goes well whether the characters have big· development of the skate· Heath ledgefi who 1s hilarious until their car brakes down ge, breasts than brains boarding culture m the Venice as the constantiy stoned surf (where's Steph Scully when you Greg Mclean\ film is hideous· and Santa Monica areas of shop owner who fonTied the need her?!), and soon they find ly shocking. and echoes to acer· Califom1a In the 1970's by the Zephers). The problem~ the themselves stranded in the unfor· tain extent John Boorman's Zepher Team. n,ey perloimed film 1ust doesn't have lhe ,ea! 91v1ng wilderness. Their only sav· Deliverance The vlolence 1s death defying acrobatics. ,sm of the original documen· ing gr-ace comes in the form of a extreme and leaves little to the turning skat£1hoarding mto a tarles The real events are local redneck who offers to take ,maginatlon popular phenomenon romanticised and the whole the young travellers lo the nea1· Overall Wolf Creek ,s a Mm Now comes 'lords ol thing has a Hollywood glossy est town However, this man Is no which leaves a bitter laste within Dogtown', a fictional account finish Many •~sue,; were Karl Kennedy, but more of a one's mouth Gratuitous' of the Zepher Team and their ignored. such as why did no c,ocodile Dundee with psycho- Pe.rhaps Effective7.Yes Watching rise to fame, directed by one die performing these pathic tendencies. this Mm feels as 1f Mclean ha!i Cathcnne Hardw1cke (of frankly suicidal slunt!.? firSlly II musl be said that the pushed you m10 a house or hor· excellent teen drama ThtrtPen) The film does have som,, film is well directed Praise rors and locked the door. While 1t and wnnen by Stacy Peualta good moments, it's 1u!.t a should be given 10 the 1op-no1ch is a much more efficient shocker (wri!er of the documentary shame they all come at the cinematography, which helps to than recen1 horror films dished and a former Zepher). 1he start. If you love slcateboard· crea1e an unsettling atmosphere. out by Hollywood. i1s excesss1ve film works well 1n many 1ng go see It If you don't it's and although 1he acting may violence will perhaps deter re5peru____ 1he acting is good_ ____not 1e,Jly worth the effort._ _ seem a bit cardboard-like to many.(8) lex Rickard ... end the film really portrays /5/ Kare Parry 30.09.05·------· + Unless yo u were watching 'Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla' on Sunday, Technique vs Asylum at th e Faversham was the biggest clash in town Christina Morris and Patrick Mdintock went down to check out the car nage Photos: Patrick Nixon ASYLUM TECHNIQUE lllldilllt200I resilflls:llillBMdli. ... llll.llll:IPllll-ll:lal.lnm trawberne5 & Cream. Cricket aking over from Jay Kilka, and Pimms: some of the quln fellow resident Kid Blue1s set S tessent1al Ingredients of a Tcontinued the theme of good old British summer. Mint Club dubby min imal house music, but afftciandos Technique and Asylum mixed things up With some breaks decided to mark Lhe end of the sea· tracks . However, the 'mmimal son with another classic tradJtion explosion ' of late seemed to per· Lhe garden party. Last Sunday the vade all of the DJs sets to va,ying grounds of Lhe Faversham played degrees. Technique's mimmal cre host to the final showdown between den tials are evident through Berlin the techno titans in the indoor arena scenester Magda's residency at the and their house counterparts out· night. In spite of media hype and doors. With the promise of a hog the resulting backlash, minimal roast BBQ and 'knobbly knees· con dance music seems to have found test. the stage wa.c, set for a day (and a genuine populanty with djs and night) of quahry English fun crowds alike. The gardens of the FaverSham As darkness ro lled on the patio were transformed from the usual car area was heating up, lhe Asylum park setting to a raised patio com residents played a triumphant tag ple1e with sound system, eso. mar• team set. The outdoor heating and quee and lrttle twinkly lights. Kicking pogo- ing of a few exited punters off a1 3pm. for many the event was a ensured that the cold wasn't a conunuauon of Asylum's 2nd problem, By 8 o'clock the patio B1rthday celebration the previous was full and ravi ng under the stars evening. Many revellers sported sun gave the party a festiva l fee l. glasse!) hiding and ~h1eldrng bleary Booka Shade's 'Ma ndarine GITI' 1:wes 1n equal measure HoW(lver. any went down well but pe rhaps rave-weariness was unapparent as Asylum's mosi crowd-pleasing 1he numbers grew into the n1gh1. moment came with a bootleg of Guided by the smell of bu1gei and Gorrilaz' recent hit 'Dare' the sound of rave, Leed~ S1udent Back inside Jay Krlka regained arnved m hnd 1echn1que resident conuol of the decks with a bass McQueep droppmg some d,rty heavy set with the Faversham's breaks In the !:>unlit ou1doo1 area. The main room filling further a,; oLJt· camo,.covered patio rig featured door proceedings drew to a close. ~ome ht>avy speaker stacks shaking Technique's Dave- Marun played the new FaversMm decking lm,ide. • M A N D Y VS Roof.a ~haclo 'Bod; the hnal se, of the night accompa· the lechmque dominance c.011tinued med by a succession of random with minimal t~hno and house cour Lang ,age· (Technique\ stage-dancers. each with their own te\y of Tribe Record~ lay 1<1lka L1fol1lte & Kits Me11aCP • 'Discopoll/ uniquely unsettling moves. The Gen~rous dnnk.s deills ensured pier, (Asylum! lights went up to the sound of ty of afternoon drunkenness, wnn Josh Wink 'Oaklsh' (Technique) An11podean rock-lords INXS, con· many pa,rygoers taking it easy in the M1 0110 'flat Beat' (Technique) eluding a summer of quality raving. al 1re5c.o seating area early on. Friday 30)9 -Ashley Beedle (X-Press2)@Mad Hatters, The Peephouse, Brick Lane. 10pm-- 4am, £8/fl Underground house Saturday 1/10 - Evil 9 & Nathan Fake@Technique, The Mint Club, Hamson Street. 10pm· 6am, £10/fB members Brea/rs and te Sunday 2/10 -lain Taylor (Tribal Sessions)@Sunday Roast, Doctor Wu\ Cilll l.ane. 6pm· 12.lOam,ffee House .---~--:=:::a.----i Tuesday 4/10 - Kenny Dope (Masters al Work)@On The Wheels of Steel, D~cotheque, New Briggate,fS/6, topm-2am House!Ecleaic Wednesday 5/10-Licked, BouJbon, 43-51 Cookridge Street 10pm· 2am, free Old skool hip-hop Thursday 6110 • London Elektricity Live@u,gends of the Darlc Black. Srylu~ Leeds University Union, 10pm-3am, fl. SO LJve drum & bass Friday 7-8110 • Lockdown@The Northern Light, £16, 12am-12am Pm Party @ Stinky, Peep House. free AfteJl)arty at undisclosed venue 30.ll9Jl5 It's called 'The Tuesday Club' ... It's on a DJ Blakey's Money Making Saturday ... Clara Spencer-Phillips and Toots Projected onto the Lionel Miller went along to find out if wall and the man himself these people were confused or simply stu dent orientated, thus clueless as to which day it was. It was a massive success last time it came to Leeds and lh•s time n brought this drum&bass. hip hop fusion with just as much conviction. The undeniable heavy-we,ght UK H,p Hop Jine up, included Blak Twang, Jehst and Blakey as well as drum&bass legend Fabio and Radio One's Bobby & Nlhal. (hmm7) Andy H k1eked off the night wllh some heavy beats before Blak Twang hit the stage. Mr Rotton, seemingly on fine form, had his entire crew on stage, some of which werP mic-less others. simply CD distributors! This brought out irrepressable greed 1n the crowd but managed to persuade the heads to get down with their pints, Blak Twang who dropped the desired tunes - 'Klk OH' and of cowse the UK classic, 'So Rotten' as well as some of his newer tracks. which went down a treat. He also busted out a couple of freesryles, one amusingly based on various rappers whose names begin with the letter 8 (Biggie, Big L, 819 Daddy Kane etc) over Damien Marley's incredible 'Welcome To Jamrock 'beat. (If you have not heard this little piece of beauty then go out and find It. Now.) Jehst was up next with his usual team: Asav,our on vocals and DJ IQ, the extremely talented little whipper snapper(last time I saw him he was ripping up the Hill Club but unable lo even order a dnnk al !he bar Ahh How he must hate that very sound. The UK Hip-Hop underground loves Jehst and there were plenty of them in the crowd, generously handing out the free props He also brought some new material and unfortunately with his bulky back catalo~ue, didn't play as many as expecred .•• Obviously, 'High Plains Dnfter , which went down a storm, as did the clas sic 'People Under rhe Weather' He clearly had a lot of fans and !he ener· gy was first-rate. Blakey was up next initially spi.nning hip hop classics such as Pharaoh Monch 'Simon Says', Dead Prez 'H,p Hop' and MOP •Ante Up' before dou bling the lempo and bringing the drum & bass. Blakey, hke mosr, ,s obvi ously feeling all of Pendulum's lates1 efforts, playing their Prodigy remix of 'Voodoo People' as well as 'Slam', both of which went down eKcep~ lionally well w11h !he gamely crowd. Stylus is a clinical venue at best but a plethora of congrats from us to the organisers for their transformation. The three projectors showed a variety of camera angles of the DJs at work and alternatively some s1tk an,ma11ons and visuals, which added to the show masking Stylus's breezeblock stage wall. n,e night rerurns on 26th November wirh DJ CashMoney. alongs,de the Superstar Plump DJs. Not lo be missed SWEET BEAR Farq chlclrlllf *..,, IOP-draw ...... _ Sugall,ear dub ,..... denu and ~ilrlnl The Skulls he Skulls claim to be of a classic o begin w,tti there wfll be. Irish pop authentic 1977 vintage, "one of LA's chance15s The Chalets promoting the Ttrue origlnafs·. This 1s all well and Tnew album (IIMlW coming soon), support· good until singer Kevin Preston's (not the ed by the qu,te good. The Research at The most rock and roll moniker) voice shatters Fi!Vffiham (1st~- following tlraL on the the illusions of a Buuocks-on-speed guitar Sunday, The Rogen Sisters grace the thrash of opener 'Aye Aye Aye·. Codql Everyone Into Submission Five·p1ece Manchester spate rock outfit Oceansize dMcended under the arches on Friday evening_ to brmg us an ang~t fuelled inferno of noise 10 pro· tnote their second album 'Everyone Into Position' from the moment the band took to the stage you 1mmed1ately became awa'ih with a sense of fo,eboding due to front man Mike Vernnart, whose onstage persona was one of a aoss breed. Half of him you would expect to find on the last Tuesday of the month at the HI F1 club and the other half council estate scallywag exemplified by h,m throwmg daggers into the eyes of anyone in the first few rows who was wilhng to except the gauntlet His mfec.tious androgyny was encapsulating through the art of intimidation and the main driving force behind dense moody soundscapes and Vernnart's pas- know Kate Moss does charhe and the live show t1che of Brandon Boyd's mid range and inces- sa:unded like a truck gomg through a plate glass Oceanslze's music sounds like a chemically sant warlfng is an eKciting prospecL Yet the window something that Dance to the Radio's induced reaction to such post-modern problems danger Oceansize tip toe around is that of pre- new boys 1LIKfTRAINS aspire too. as Franz Ferdinand. You will definitely not be dictability as well as monotony, the fonnula The evening undoub edly belonged to seeing them at the matinee and that's for sure. from song to song did not seem to fluctuate Vemnart though whose possessed feroaous There were elements of Mogwai-esque eerie and as the gig wore on the crowd seemed to stage presence left you looking over your shoul- bewitchery on new single 'Heaven Alive' and a become restless due to a sense of pre--consump- der before you headed out into the night. You tinge of The Cooper Temple Clause on t1on. could of just seen Ian Curtis, well then again 'Meredith' The formula of frenetic guitars, Early single 'Catalyst' taken from first LP maybe not. 6/10 'Effloresce· was dedicated to anyone who didn't Sam Kershaw ------~1 The Sunshine the pressure is on. They launch rather apprehen Why? Underground sively at first Into their funky brand of rode/pop and there is not a drop of pretense in the au, Just good clean fun, oh and sweat Joseph's Well, The Cockpit, They are a blaze of Rapture styl1e cow bells 25th Oct ober 21at September and strong deep rhythms set by a powerful bass drum and a funk-esque bass guitar. Refreshingly Why? Aye Pet effective because you just don'! hear enough Light up the depths of the funk these days do you? Through the bustli"g crowd and Cockpit Psycheadelic guitar and soundscapes are heavy smoke of the Joseph's Well immediately remlnicent of successful fellow appear four young men looking This is the Leeds boys fi15t 'prop Leeds band The Music, although a little bit more suspiciously like the Kings of Leon er' gig a"d they have got off to a bloody good of a command of the room and even some Rob (pre-razors), they are Why? The moustache of the start by successfully ramming the ·middle room' Harvey style moves would not go a miss. lead guilarist was quite spectacular and would full with friends, supponers and curious types. The last two tracks are by far the juiciest, the have done facial hair enthusiasts and fans of The air conditioning has also lovingly broken penultimate being the single 'Commercial Magnum PI extremely proud. When down so an intense and disgustingly warm expe Breakdown' recently released on local label approached for a sel hsl the lead singer rephed rience is pre-empted If nothing else. 'Dance to the Radio' alongside the likes of ilike· with "yeah sure, I'll just go get my brother to The Sunshine underground are rresh from an trains and Forward Russia. write you one out .. appearance al this summers Leeds Carling By the time the set comes to a dose they have Indeed, they looked like four strapping young Weekend frstival alter w1nmng an unsigned around 24l people head bobbi"g and foot Cowboy brothers malght out of the Midwest and band, compellt1on hurll"g them proudly into the stomping along, this 1s not an achievement ro be 1t wouldn't have been surprising if their mom was 'cream of Lel?ds' category. taken lightly, with a start like this things can only their 1our manager, or something like that Looking e 3D.09.05 Achieving more together ® (ljOllSillel"~l\'j u,ey are \he '"'''" al """ °' ..,.,n all ,11xleoll> .,, odJ,cted P\ease e-rna1\ u!t at \1 N.,;g\lboUI>"• wo tending 10 be C Flick Scully: ~;~ on the QC Holly Valan~e w rlg favourite boost_ the ratul ou definuely occup,ed w,th t and she's hardly at the moment ~recording career E·R·S·f ads . ose OSOO·R+V· demands on her ~~set thpurough. some - A reason at last m stay In on a Friday n,moored 10 be the "intellect's LJttle wardness of The Office In skelch show nightl Or a blessing to all tl1ose that gel Bnta,n. • Spoons. described by ,ts produc- form. Spoons arrives on our screens "' too pissed on a Thursday night and are ers as • a sH com w,th out the boring from a wnting 1eam that are the produc· flilaY still too hungover m go oul on Friday! plot• follows the fives of yoong urban· ers of the cull comedy website I ChaMel 4 have finally killed off the ites whil51 :l; deal with ,nsecunues and www.tvgohome.com and the Big Spoons ·2 crmgingly p1edictable ·Meet the relationships eld 1ogether by not v. (il:I' J\ :iHIJ 1=111:I:! * * Cheapest bottle free 30Jl9.ll5 --- Donal MacIntyre ts best known for his iv, .. ~tv,p aoam delive~ some truly crmgingly entitled 'brtemares' section. mJJDr BBC ·MacIntyre Undercover famnatmg Uli-, -.•elliaent commen· and a live 'n gory shark autopsy. senes screened 1n 1999 where he deft tary without over-indu191r~ - llvhat However mostly this 1s the -s1uff of nat ly e,plored 1he gntty ,ub1eru ol organ no doubl Channel 5 execs thoughl _,, his __l ~'_Tw_l'!lo ~I .__I_V_II '----- _____,,,4~· _I I five J 6.00 Breakfast; 7.45 Maich Of The 6.00 The Story Maker>; 6.20 The 6.00 GMl\l; 9.25 The 6.10 The Hoobs; 635 The Hoobs; 16.00 M1lkshakel: A House That's Champ,onsh,p· 10 25 SklllZ 7.00 Trans World Sport; 7.55 Juit like Your>; 6.25 Rohe Poire 0 0 0 1 ~:~~!;, f n~ue1~ ~~~~: i~ o~e rii rB-:t1!i;y ~~~:"~. ~ I. 10.55 The X facu,',; 11.55 The X Bntish GT Championship; 8.25 Ohe; 6.50 The Save-Ums • 7.05 Counlryflle; 12.00 The Politics Factor, 12.55 Jona!han D,mbleby Freespons On 4. 8.55 H1t40uk; n,e Save-Urns!; 7.20 The . Show; 1.05 Keeping Up ~~ibi;.e~~ f~.iic;re:i:;,y. Including ITV News And W•a liJliJl!I 01i11!1 ONE TWO I I V I I 4 6.00 Breakfast; 9.15 Britain's 7. oo CBK Anhur, 7. 25 Senou; 6.00 GMTV; 9.25 The Jerem K~I• 6. .05 Making h; 6.10 Th.• Hoobs: 16.0. o MIikshake! A Hous•That's 1 1 1 8.00 Best 1 0 6.35 The Hoobs; 7.00 84: 7.30 Jusi Like Yours; 6.25 Rohe Polle ~~;;~.?W8~eto g~%;~ot To ~r"~:;,t~t~g"c5e:;~ f~r~:J~~.11/J~~r.~8'Lo~se Friends: Ju>t Shoot Me; 8.25 Ohe; 6.50 Hi·S; 7.25 The 1 B.OO 0 1 9 Women: 2.1S Dial A Mum; 3.00 WIii & Grace; 8.55 Frasier, 9.25 J Adventures Of Bottle To.p Bill And :~r~;l~.~~nia;~o"o lsit!~ ~~h~tr., ~ti':1; 9~5 ~uffl~e Trading Treasures, 3.29 Local Minute Wonder. Storybook Dads; His Best Friend Corky· 7. 45 Make Weather, 1.30 R"IJ1onal News. Beebies. 9.40 Balamo,y: 10.o'8t:y 9.30 How Sport Shook Up The Way For Noddy, 8.00 f1fi And The Weather. 1.40 Ne1ghbou!S, 2.05 Wife And Kids. 10.20 Trade f;i"E~; 1!·:~n~~~~ ~dA~°R~ack World; 9.55 Re Wu lrng H,sto,y; I Flowertots; 8.15 Peppa Pig; 8.25 0 Secrets; 10.30 Schools: Look And Mini M.,~es: 4.~o Tricky TV; 4.30 10.00 Howard GoodaR's 20th Sear tn The Big Blue House: 8.55 r2i rJlJ:!'.a~n~~~rN~~: Read. 10.50 look And Read; My Parents Are Aliens; S.00 The Centu,y Greats; 10.50 Tate Barney. 9.15 Funky Valley; 9.25 Weather. 3.25 Chu"Jl:leVision; 3.40 11 .10 Prima,y GeograpJ• 11 .20 Paul O'Grady Show Singer· Modern; 10.55 Engineering At The Tn Do Something. L,Resource Don't just sit there watching the tefly. Get out, do something and meet some new people. Afl week LUU has activities, sports and societies that you can get Involved withl rtlondot.t: Learn Stree1 Dancing with Modt,m Danco Soe1dty, Brtng an tns1rument and Jani w1m Band Soc. JuggUng and Circus Sk1Hs Pracuce ure Drawing wilh Art Society. Have a lumble with Cheerleadmg Tu esdot.t: Do a wnung workshop with Blwpnnl Leam Indian Head Massage wilh Give 11 a Go. Go Swing Dancing Learn a new language wilh Sn Lankan Society Wednesdo4: Have an Aromatherapy Massage with Give 11 a Go. Pracl1ce lnsh Dancmg. l eam First A,d with SI John's Links. Make a movie with Film Making Soc1e1y ThursdmJ: Learn Capoe1ra. Go Belly Oancmg. loam Ponuguese with Luso-Brazillan Soc,oty, Have a strongly worded discussion w11n Deba11ng Society. Watch some Manga with Amme Society. ( rido t.J: Bust some moves w,th Breakdancmg Su ndOt.J; Go Pa1ntt>all1ng with Give II A Go Play Poker Be someone else with Ltve Actton Roteplr1)' notforprc/1t For more Information about any of these activities, and all the other things you can do with LUU, come up to the ARC, top floor of the Union Building. 30.09.05 I always wond~red 1t it was possible rilatform for Bntdm·s most desp1eablP. undeniably entertaining to watch ~ to make ITV's Trisha any more olk to quarrel martrculately over men and women clad in the latest C sportswear bellow at each other in C depressinr an.d miserable. After who stuck ll in who. In 1he same way C months o racking my brc;1,1ns I gave that an ugly day can be cu1ed by an an anempt to rebuild their crumbling Trisha a. up. surely 1t was the ultimate 1n ca, impromptu Lnp to Asda 1n 8e6ton, a hves, but 11 shouldn't be. Trisha "' crash televls,on7 lt turns out I was depressed day will be transformed by Goddard 1s ,1 guilty pleasure, and Goddard :.c wrong. In an inspired move. five Trisha and her hapless guests. Youi should be enjoyed In the comp,my of ... stepped up to offer an even shoddier life w,11 5uddenly feel idylhc. It is friends during impulsive days off. [][][!! [][]l!I ONE I I TWO I I V I I 4 five 6.00 Breakfast; 9.15 Bntain's I 7.00 Trollz; 7.25 Se1ious Jungie, 6.00 GMTV; 9.25 The Jeremf ~le 6.00 Cubeez; 6.10 The Hoobs; 6.00 Milkshake!: A House That's 1 7.55 Newsround; 8.00 Best f Show, 10.~0 This Mornma; 2. 0 6.35 The Hoobs; 7.00 B4; 7.30 Just Like Yours; 6.25 Rolie Polle ~~:~.W,~~~e+~i~%~ ~01 To F11ends; 8.30 CBeeb,e.s Birthdays. ITV Lunchtime News; 1.3 Loose Friends; 8.00 Just Shoot Me; 8.25 Olie; 6.50 Hi-5: 7.25 The Women; 2.15 Dial A Mum; 3.00 Will & Grace, 8.55 Frasier. 9.25 3 Adventu,es or Bottle Top BIii And :~r~ii~ -~~n~\~o~~ii~ t!!. i~~.~~no~1~t~sM~~1:e Trading Treasures; 3.29 Local Minute Wonder: Storybook Dads; 0 Weather. 1.30 Re~1onal News: Weather. 3.30 CITV" PocoJ°; 3.35 9.30 How Spon Shook '(K The W!y roi ~~~1;ct~i: Ml.~~: Weather; 1.40 Neighbours: 2.05 i~~~~ :~~\~.ii~r~.10 \~~~ World; 9.55 Re-Wntmff 1srory, Flowenots; 8. S Pep~a Pig; 8.25 Doctors; 2.35 Diagnosis Murder; Seciets; 1030 Schools: Around ~o~:t:.:eq¥;~~~~~, 4_.gg 10.00 Howard Gooda ·s 20th Bear In The Bi~ Blue ouse; 8.55 Scotland: 10.SO P11mary Century Greats; 1O.SO Tate Bamey; 9.15 unkd.Valley; 9.25 Jungle Run. 4.30 My Parents Are Trisha Goddard; 1 30 Tlie W11ght i!~,::r.c 3~isw~}u"J'~~!,~~.ws Allens; 5.00 The Paul O'Grady 3.40 Trollz, 4.05 Mona The ~~;~~~Yj ~ .\·J~1!'~!~;~auve Show. Singing sensation Rachel ~og,~·,,~~-~~ r1~·~:t~ :.~~e Rude intannia; 11 .55 Re-Writing i~!J/1Wa~rs~;\~~b~~~~d Vampire; 4.30 The Crust. 5.00 Par1y Conference 2005: A Daily Stevens drops 111 to the studio for Away: 1.00 Brain Teaser. 2.QO By.er Giove; 5.25 Newsround; Polilla Special: 1.00 Schools· perfonnance and a chat History; 12.00 News At Noon, I 12.30 Back In The Day. 1.00 3 House Doctor. 2.30 I.aw & 01der, S.35 Neighbou,s Boyd tells Max Pod .s M15-s1on; 1.15 Pod's Miss.ion. 6.00 Calendar: Weather 3.30 FILM ChaS1ng Secrets (1999) he wants to raise Kayla's baby 1.30 Wo1kin3 Lunch; 2.00 WIidiife 6.30 ITV Evening News: Mmute Wonder: Misunderstood. 1.05 FILM The Thoma< Crown Emotional drama, starring Della 6.00 BBC News On Two. 2.3 The Conservative Weather Reese; 5.30 Five News 6.30 look North: Weather Par1y Conference 2005: A Daily 7.00 Emmerdale. Atfai, (1968) Glossy c11me drama, starriniSteve McQuee11; 3.00 A 6.00 Home And Away. Hayley 7,00 Watchdog. Poh11c; Spec,al; 4.30 Ready, 7.30 reveals the truth. 730 EastEnders. Jake does h,s Steady, Cook: 5.15 Weakest Link ~~s:.idrs~~~i~'rw~~part Place The Sea; 4.00 Come Dine With Me; 4.30 A Place In 6.30 best to avoid Chri'i5ie aher 6.00 Flog It! docu~entary followlng one r~:::~~ef!~~i;,~:~.?y~ut her confes1i1on while Dawn 7 .00 People's War. of Britain's youngest Slovakia: S.00 Richard & 6 Came makes n clear 5ami play!, down lhe seriousness 7.30 Bill Oddie's How To sufferers of motor neurone ~~~ J:,r::atm81~v'::~iruggle.s isn't welcome of her operation to Rm1e. Watch Wildlife. Sill Odd1e disease as he undergoes a to settle in at the college. 7.00 Five News: Weather 8.00 Holby City. The hospital is conuoversial new 7.15 Rehearsals. Film ~rtra1t of ~:re,rrr~:et~g~~:~r 7.00 Channel 4 News hit by a VRSA mlect1on, and treatment m China 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: 5 Micha{>! tnes to make weather on a v1s11 to the 8.00 Real Families: My Skin Mesh. Shon animation :::~~ n\f~~~~n~~~ :~:1dents, Chns.sie the scapegoat Jess Rrver Severn. Could Kill Me. Two pairs many of whom have been 8.00 about an isolated doubts whether stie has a Mastermind. John of sio;ters with an incurable the Dance E,po,I, soaety's perlonn· ~offl """"'led by ~ ~eLS:e~i.7! the 'Real ~:t.t~1 ance from JanUd!}' 2005. cu Altemauve· ballie ous pulled mto That's Entertainment goes to the Henry VIII does Pop Idol the 'king' E lleadingley >1•churn, .,,. found out Gay Bar IO meet Md greet Electnc 6 battles h~ WdY to the top of the Pop O what the Liberal Oemocra1 leader had while Trader Trash previews the DVD Idol ladder. through a series of hllanous ,., IO say IO swd,,o15. Plus a feature lengih release of Toe H1tch·h1kels Guide to the auditions. ~ docurnentdry on one swdent gambling Gala,y' Presenled by Torn and Claire. Hidden Treasures takes a look at _. h• lost (500 on launch,ng a new dub Aurora Bon,alis Ill LS:lV p,""'111 easy·t~miss. gems around Leeds. E .______Tw_~o__,I ~I _V~I <---I---=4~1 I five I 6.00 Breakfast; 9.15 Bnt.iln's 7.00 T1ollz; 7.25 Serious Jungle; 6.00 GMlV, 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle 16.00 lnuk: 6.10 The Hoobs; 635 I 6.00 Milkshake!: A House That's 7.5S Newsround; 8.00 Bell Of Show: 1030 This Morning. 12.30 The Hoobs; 7.00 84, 7.30 Friends. Just like Yours; 6.25 Rolle Polle ~~:;~lW'8~et;g:oo~i~o1 To friends, 8.30 CBeeb1es Binhdays, ITV Lurn:h11rne News; 1.30 Loose 8.00 JuSI Shoo, Me; 8.25 Will & DIie; 6.50 Hi·S; 7. ZS The 8.35 LazyTown; 9.00 Muffin The I Women; 2.15 Dial A Mum; 3.00 Grace; 855 Frasier. 9.25 3 Minute Adventures Of Boule Top Bill And :~rg:i~ient\~"o"~~t!!. Mule; 9.15 Boo!, 9.25 Boogie Trading Treasures; 3.29 Local Wonder: Sto,ybook Dads; 9.30 In 4 Weather. 1.30 R09,onal News. Becb1es; 9.40 Balarno,y; 10.00 My WeathN; 3.30 CITY. Pocoyo; 3.35 Search Of The Tartan Turban; 9.55 ::~: ~~:;ca.i6' 1,i; ln~~ Weather, 1.40 Neighbours. 2.05 Wife And Kids. The Witness; 1030 Feodor, 3.45 Blips, 4.00 All I Re·W11ung Hisio,y; 10.00 Howard 15 Schools. Wa1ch. 10.45 Something Grown Up!. 4.30 The Giblet Boys. Goodall', 20th Ccnru,y Grea11; ~'~;r.;'n,~ t Bfu°f~~~: t~~ rm~tJ~ia~;'l:ar~~: Speoal, 11.00 The Conservauve S.00 The Paul O'Grady Show. 10.50 Tate Modem; 10.55 Barney; 9.15 ~unky Valley; 9.Z5 Weather; 3.25 Chuc?leVis1on; Conference: The Leade(s Speech; 6.00 Calendar.: Weather Engineering Al The Cunmg Edge, Tnsha Goddard. 10.30 The Wright 3.40 Trollz; 4.05 Mona The 1.00 The Chromdes Of Narnia. The 6.30 ITV Evening News: 11.20 Quit; 11 .25 Rude Britannia; Stuff, 11.30 Five News; 12.00 Vampire; 430 The C,ust; 5.00 Mag,c1an's Nephew; 1.15 Weather . 11.55 ReWri11ng H1S1o,y; 12.00 Family Affairs; 1.2.30 Horne And Blue Pele< Special: Nobonal Poetry Numbertime; 130 Working lunch. 7.00 Emmerdale. Si'!'on goes News At Noon; 12.30 Back In The Away; 1.00 BramTeaser, 2.00 Day: 5.25 New,round: .5.35 2.00 FILM: Es 30.ll9.ll5 .+ VUE CINEMAS ! Sm) (Nm Dally: (10.50 SaUSun Fou r Brothers (RT 2hrs) (15) erences) Dally. 3.00, S.40, 8.20 Klrkstall Road . Only); 3.30; (6.00 Not Weds): 8.30: Oallr (10 30 Sat only): 1.00, 3 40, Adults= £5.50 (after 5) / £4.70 6.20; 8 so Green Street (RT 2hrs 1 Om) (18) (before 5), Students = f4.10 The longest Yard (12A) (RT 2h rs Audio de.scnpuon available on the Daily 9 OS (with a valid NUS card) 15m) (Nm Daily: (10.10 Sat/Sun fa/lowing perfOfmances (ask at the Only); 12.40; 310; 5.40; 8 20, Box Of!Jce for details) Th e 40 Year Old Virgin (RT 2hr, Serenity (15) (RT 2hrs) (NFT) Wed 1 00; 3.40; 6.20; 8.50 15m) (15) Dally; 11 40; 3.20; (6 00 Thursday On ly: 1.30; 4.50; 71 O; 9.30 Red Eye (12A) (RT 1 hr 45m) not Mon/Wed). 8.40 (NFT) Oatly. 1.20, Frt/Sat lates: A History Of Violence (RT 1hr Audio drscripuon available on the Goal! Th e Movie (12A) (RT 2hrs ,, 10 45m) (18) Daily l12.1S Sat/Sun following pr.riormance!> (ask at the 20m) (NFT) Dally (12.10 Sat/Sun only): 1.30, 5.00: 7 1S; 9.30 80, Off,ce lot details) Only); 3 00; 5.50· 8 40; Fri/Sat Lates· The Business (18) (RT 1hr 55m) frt & Sat 12.40; 3.10: 6.00; 840 11.30 (NFT) frt/Sat lates: 11.00 Deuce Bigalow: Euror,ean Gigalo (RT 1hr 45m) 15) Dally: Red Eye (RT 1hr 45m) (12A) - A History Of Violence (1 B) (RT Charlie & Th e Chocol ate (10.45 Sat on ly); 11.45; 2.55; 5.05: (contains moderate threat and one 1hr SSm) (NFT) Daily: 2.10; 4.40; Factory (PG) (RT 2hrs 20m) 7 10; 9 15 use of strong language) Dally. (1 t 10 7.00: 9.10: Fri/Sat Lates: 11.50 SaUSun Only: 1 I 30 Sat only); (I 40; 4 OOnot Thurs); (6 10 Kings Game (RT 2hrs 10m) (12A) not Tues/Thurs): (B. 15 not Wed/Thurs) Four Brothers (15) (RT 2hr 10m) Crash (15) (RT 2hrs 10ml Fri/Sat {contain!i Infrequent strong Ian· Audio description available on the (NFn Daily: (10.30 Sat/Sun On ly); lates: I 0.50 guage) Daily· (11.15; 5.30 not Thurs) following performances. (ask at the 1.00; 3.40; 6.20; 8.50; Fri/Sa t lates Bo, Office for details) 11.2 5 Herbie: Fully loaded (U) (RT Revolver (RT 2hrs 15m) (15) Sun Tues: t 40; 4.00; 6. 10, 8. 15 2hrs) Sat/S un Only 9 55; 12 .OS Daily: (10.40 Sat only); I 10; 3.SO: Subtitled Sun 1.40 & Tues B 15 Revolver (15) (RT 2hr 15m) (6.30 not Mon): 9.10 (NFT) Daily· (10.10 Sat/Sun Only); Book online: www.myvue.com or call Bewitched (RT 2hrs Sm) (PG) Sat I 10; 3.50; 6.30; 9. 10; Fri/Sat lates 08712 240 140 Land OIThe Dead (RT 1 hr SSm) & Sun only. 11.10 11.45 Box Office Opening Times: Sat/Sun· (15) Daily: (11 .40 Sat & Sun only); - 9.40am, Mon·Thurs: 12.40pm 2.00; 4.10; 6 40; 9.00 Crash (RT , nrs 15m) (15) Dally: land Of The Dead (15) (RT 1hr (2 50; 8. 1O not Thurs) SSm) (NFT) Daily: (11.00 Sat/Sun Howl's Moving Castle (RT 2h rs Only); 2.10', 4.30; 6.50', 9.00; VUE CINEMAS (previously STER 20m) (U) Oatly: 12.50; 3.30, 6. 15 Charlie & The Chocolate - fro/Sat Lates: 11.10 CENTURY) Factory (RT 2hrs 20m) (PG) Daolr The light. £4.20 (with a valid Pride & Prejudice (RT 2hrs 20m) (11 1O Sat only); 1.50 Pride & Prejudice (U) (RT 2hr NUS card). All day Tuesday = (U ) Daily: (1 t .45 Sat & Sun only); 30m) (NFT) Daily· {11.00 Sat/Sun £3 .80 for students 2.45; 5.4S; 8.45 LEEDS FILM QUARTER : Only); 2.00; 5.00; 8. 00 Japon (RT 2hrs 1 Sm) Mon only· - Serenity (RT 2h rs 10m) (15) Thurs Woll Creek (RT 2hrs) (18) Dailr 6.15 Wolf Creek (18) (RT 2hrs) (NFT) only· t 15; 3.45; 6.15; 8.45 4.40: 7.00; 9.10 The Colour Of Pomegranates Dally· (230; 440; 7 t 0; 9 JO Not (RT 1 hr 30ml Wed only: 8. 15 Thursday); Fri/Sat lates· 11.55 Goal! (RT 2hrs 10ml (12A) (con· The longest Yard (RT 2hrs 1 Sm) - tams moderate language) Daily: (12A) (contains strong language, 40 Year Old Virgin (15) (RT 2hrs 12.30; 3. 10; 5.50, 8.30 moderate violence. drug and sex ref ...- Bien Sur! To fird oot more drop into the RAG office 111 ttie union or come to the JNFQmeetrg on Tue 4th 0d in the Riey Smth Hallat1pm __J , • Uk Mlav, Seutelllber 30, 2005 13 ~. ,o I Lnn" 11 •... .i hllh.! la1e 0 hu1 ,H· feel It ,., v11al hi dis..:u .. ,; 1he procc:-cdmi;, of Hrililin·, 111u,t prc:,ugiou, l;l',h1on e,..:nt. Lonllun T·:hhion Wc~k h'lr 1hr: lir,1 . llnll' c,cr .i high ,1rc..:1 h:toulcr h,h man11ii:d !ti haller t!h: llrccim.:h ol c:u:lU.)I\C Hnutc C1lllttm: h~ ere ,umg 1hc1r \CT) ov. n in-huu,c 1.:nnl·ep1u;.il de,agn. fnp,hnp', ncv. label t:n1quc- ,, ,.;rcatt:J h) ,t team nl 12 dc,1_t!ncr's v.ho .il'.'>U equip the ,tore \I.Ith tht: m1-no1bl!n'ie ,e.,.I. Amlmg:-.1 th1 ... cn::,t11vc h~.,m a1c h:liul} 8ro1A11 ,,nd J,1l4t1dinc Ednie Who are pruud _hi 11 ... 1 fop..,hop on their re\umc along:s1Jc accl,11mec.J 11;1mi:, ,u(:h ;h I .tn, 111 , 1\lhcrt.1 hmmi and C:l1,1nel '"l Thr Tl1p,hor rnnttl ,cemeJ in b1. 1hc: quintt•,,cn1111l pro, 1dcr tor lhc crnnom1~al ... tudcnt, ,, hc1 und~Nood the) tl1dn ·1 +- 14 leeds Student Enlli'IIIIIBI Wastin away In ;1Jl!i11nn to 1hesc b11L.., lhcre :ire O\IL'1' on..: else. You neH:r know. when yuu go lo wa,,Lc tl~11 WiL\ tbLincd fur lnndfill has Recylcing isn't always at the top of our 3-10 boulc and pi1pcr hank\ and 11 W't1p off an un\l,:mtctl uem you m1gh1 lind hl'\.•n recycled in :.omc Leed.-, Unhcr..1ty minds but as l-luu"-'hOld Wa.,lc Sonuu? Sue, around that (1'.'fkct hnu~wanrung prcwm llcpaJtrncnL" Thi, 1:-. yu1tc ,m achic-vcmcnt Lt:ed,;,. Thl bl.I~)' Ctfobnlu.ng the I\JSl<.lflC Utud lo be nhlnicled ltl removr: their high Eddie Izzard, Grant from Eastenders ••• no one would ever sus term in 11fllcc scCut'td bi 'inny BJ:iir VIS jm.!kCI.) llfld flll the gnp!t In lhL! pect that Dan Johnson was in Brighton at t he Labour Party earlier lhi" ) c,tr. He can n.imcmber audience- One junior minh,11;:'r lold L.tbaur n111j,irith:s or jui..t four. ':;tl mi: hl!' wu:- dl:!.uppc>inted by the Conference lt'f':- g~t reul ,1bout our \·icl(lryl' appurcnt lo\\o nttmbl!r (lf MP, tba1 Ceh:hralion h.:1s been 11 h:1d uth.Htllcd cunfonmcc LhJ5 )C.il m,iJM theme nf thl!' c(lnh;-rl.':ncc and N.1111rnll)', Alair~ bnc.kdrop tCiltured he L;llmur ,:onfc:re nce in Pr~scou spcnl Sum.hi)· night danc most of the dclegute.s .and MP-. ,eem J can.~full) ,cJcc.1~d coll.tge of fa.c:e" Brighton Lhu; 1.1.·eck bas thrown .iDg tv ''We Are J=amily" and telling The Deputy Prime to ltuvc llUIJUlg.t:d tQ CDJI.•) their '>UC n.:Oectrng the diH:rltit} of Briti~h up a ft:.w 111tcrc~ting, if prc 10 Q[ T the sume jokc1> a number diITer· Minis1er leaves it cc~!-. On MnnJ11) it wq<.. the Olympic ~OCU!'l)'. d..ictablc.. results and l dt1n '1 jus1 me.an c.nt uudicnccs. • A mun told me in succes., which the confcrt'uce rd1, - The Ptmlc M1m,;1cr tl!tln 't tl!~ap Neil Krnnock. gc11111g 'p issed .u. a 1997 tha1 hc"d never had .sc, under a up to the audl· Cll Some delegate~ mu:.l huvc been point thl.! '-lunding ov~t1on went on newt' and calling ' Romeo, Romeo. s ~,c.ialist Government. I s,t\l. him ence to decide confm;cd \\ hen they wal~cd ,nto the (or ,1lmos1 five n11n 111 c.s :111d he. had where for art thou Romeo' trom Lile :1guU1 earLler tlu:. year ,ind hi.' toll.I me auditorium tv fmd Scb Coe. a Tury t·vc:-n dmcd 10 aJllr\!it'- 1bc b~ue of 1 whether the man Meuopole hotel ~t..aircru.e. The he i;1nJ hadn 1 had ".\C:( undc-r n membc.r of 1he HQusc. of Ltml" Iraq nfle:r 11 had been ,nis:.mg. fr.om n!, ival of Ne," Labour ho, b~g.uu m • ocfoHst GO\lcl'nmc:111! ' Tht: Depul)' has a poor sex addn:'ising the: halJ. OthC"r ulU. nvaJ. 1hc t.:lmkrcncc agenda enurrly. Jie earnest in puro;;u11 of a fourlh tem1 of Prune Mrniqc.r leave:- it up tn rht! life or the country rie:-. were pu1 ~1o.-dc \\ htn TOIi)' BIJ.Jr tal.ketl ol Ume~ cb:mgmg bul va.lu ·i. (joveromt.1-nt. Gordun Bm\l. 11 Cnllt.:d it audlencc ln dcc-iclc wlw1hcr the mun has a less•than• rc!lerrcc.l to Keo LiVmg:none. a!. wa ~t;1ying: the '.'ia1tte. The ~hnl)eoge. he ·New Lubour renewed ' going up h.:i.\ .i pnoni.::\: life or the country ha, gre.al London Mayor' WhQ had snid. WllS lhUl 'dUlll!l,I! I.S m~hing llll agamsl the- Tory party of old AlhmU n le:-~-thnn-socinli~I Go"ernmcut socialist hdpl!d the Olymp1c bid ugn{n Thi! puct' of ch1mgc can \!llhcr Campbell lurking rn thi.: hotel 1cibby Some of the worr.Js aru garhlcd as Government Ddega1~ ril~d into the. hall for overwhelm Ullo, ur make ourl1v~ h~t and Pe1ur Mundclson back rrom t.hu tl1c.y ebb and !low fmm htR mouth Tony Bl!nr'~ k~y ~pt!-CL'h nn T ub~d:ty h:r 11m.l 1rnr country ,:0.1:runger·, Milary European cardig11n nmuntain to like ~he 11de b ppmi ;igatnsl the lo I.be /'.>OUOds of Thc, Killc.m, ,mu 11 Benn, lhl! lntCl uut wb)' we bo.vc replaced by wine and cimap~ rccep -.creen or hi:-. hnulchu .. 1,ne day l!ar11- Cnlcr lht.! hail With cggw'!h.aped Slrcs,;, uch,cvcd ~o much but 111~0 how we tioru,: au endcd tn lhe like!<. of Eddie er thh summer. M r Prc:.colt w.1!'. tht ball:. tivcn om b) 1he RSPCA. II Rave 10 rec.ogmse !.he cbnnge:ot thal lzwrd and Gro.n·1 off of fau,tenders turg~t of one of the: largl!Sl prntests woultJ real!,· ha.ve been u ..:(lup ror the are wking place m 1he WQrld and how Top of the tree hb to be John h('re this week whco thonsnni.b. r:,f aoimu.t riglit\ prole.'ite~ h.1 }lave h11 \\e apply lhe valuc,r. 1hu1 run through Prescott and Jack Straw helng -.hepw Brighton fans descended on 1be Tony Blair with an RSPC, rubhc:r lhc hi!ilOr) of our purty· Re ;.1t.lded;. herded very uncom(on ably 11110 lhc promcnudc: oubtdr.: the cunfort'ncc. C£-g. 'h wa~ J \'C:f)' re:ilecnve spcci:h. thi!>. t..abuur studeoi"s nightclub lo mec1 centre demanding 1h11t he ullo\1. pcr Om: MP th:!:.1:n'bl!d :.hi!' mood we have 10 r~o;pc,m.! tn: bo\\ do Labour tratlitioll i\ testricted to a few the cuy. As they w~r1; mu on 1he 'iea not toU nnd it raise:,, ',fJtllJ:" qul!~tinns we do that') We h11ve to keep going ~orridor nc.gouatrng 51!S.Slons fron1 Mkmg the brunt of the '"ind orr about 1hc relevance of conI~rence forward jl. ,1 pnrty and 11 m(l\'i:!ment" hclwecn Trude Union lc-aders. the Engbl-h channel, ·Two Ja1:!s' IA a~ polili,.:~ when u ti:um of 'il.l!WUJ'ds had Mr Beno believes the unnforence \Hi$ !ilill .i u!,dut c.:mning togelher tor dis cui.sion 1111d debate. ' I ulwuy.:,, go away en1hu~cd and encouraged und dcttrnunctl m dv bc.uer·. Oh 111~1::.1 ~clcg11t1:i. Ur s a.-. tht:)' left lht: conforence aent?c wa, the; c1ues uo11 of cxao1ly whu wou.l~I k;Hl U,a part.)' 1hro1tgh thu;. pcnoJ. of renewal, Only :1 duy before. GC'nlon Brov.n bod M:.l t11Jt hi-. , i!;\un of bl!Coming the nc:tt Lllbour Prime Mm1:-.rtir bul Tuuy Bla.lr n\u)· well hose -.tolen buck. the l1mcli.gh1. ~h1>wing tha.t he U. going oowhcrc .inst yet- ·1 will ncvc.r rem.rn us Lo sclccuon 111 schools, 1 will never alto\\- 1hc. NIIS to ,h.trgc for uea1mcn1: lie mad1.: 11 cleat th.it hL!' 11,1d .1 \'~ry ~U't>ng view of bow 1hi:. parly ,h,,ulJ progr~s~ in thL" comin_g yeu~ 11ml ht: w,t!,. glHnJ;! to :-ce it thmug.h Al'.> wj1h evel') n1hi:r !ipcc:d\ fmm thi: pudwm thil'I week there wn.., pl~n- 1y of k.1dmg of the Torie-.. and LibOl!.OlS Blair 101d tl1c uouforcncc. hulJ 1h:1l Ille Conlicrvml,·es re.muined ·tost ln ll1i.: 1<1t vf nnc1en1 mQmorics.' l1J1tl 1ha1 llli!V w~rc \\JI.bout a h.:adcr... JU!i'l like thl! ·Libernl~. f\JP, unJ dclegurt'.s go bn1:J;. tu th~ir Ctm,utucncic:~ wlth n ~tiod nf further 1.:httngC' und reform of lhl! purty to cn~ug.c m. lt un~ uf lhl!m believed 1ha1 •• Brown lcadcrshrp would rclum Lht." party 10 Old Lahour ways. Lhey hnvc 1:c.rtainl~ been set riglu. Neither w1ll 1hel' be t."-'i.pt.."Cting T--1r Aro\\·n IO make. 1hc miwc up to Oc1w11rng ~lfect any tnnc liQ41n. Tiin~ BIJir i~ pr.;1ud nf what he ho.., dcl.i.v c;red in ~ight year) as Prime Mioisrer u.nd 1L 11, cJe.ir he ''-'anb 10 ,on1m11.: for snmc lime:- vet. Who !.:.no,~~. he mu) L" Vl'TI ,1tist bt'at Marpuret Thalcht1r'~ ri:i.::orJ nf 11 yrnr& in ol't'itl}. ... 11 Spice up your life 15 to partially dry out the lomatoes. With just a few changes to your cupboard, noi mast them. Be. wnrnc.d though lhc ...c ;1J'C truly 1rre,1,t1ble, und can show you how it makes have a t~ndency 10 di'i.ippear very <1u1ckly in ,1 ,hareJ huu)CI a huge difference to your dinner Sour cream and chivt dip/gar- Smoky Chicken with ni!',h A.,k an) chef wonh hj'i ur her ~alt. pared cooking sauces. Try a TI1c new couocilh,'lr for Hc::td.ulglc; socak., 10 Leed.<. to be with Im, family five ~1" unother one thm goes .._...,en further ou,. oil Mulhollnnd'" ,-ucce" Whm doc:. he ,lmonni and I uho have to dunk ol up OOhind me. Quiel .md uru.,,:summg. ago. }"\.'.l ,ttkb: "I w~ u httle bu~ nf 1hc \CraJJPlllt! for bonus pornL,;; tblnk:'1 "J don·1 t1unk !hat'!. paruculnrl) Il)\1-,c!\I'' ;oulh(ul Uber.ti Democrat Jame, \.'.lty." Bchiru..l 1h1, putrnu ol knm!Jlcdge fair" He says that Hc.admglcy\ ~U.'- ~ u • t:oloorful Lib Dem. he 'i.il.)'' he gllC' Monaghan bnrns with nc.rvotL VietnamSWt()n. ;L impc, .... iblc th,gu1-.e Ut( kg.it:)' of war thal :_.till v1...a oflkc 111c '>C.1111,,~·c 'W1.• amvcd m Saigon· "w.t'\ ma"llcr did ltt\1l.. a little Jcmon1c m h1, Ugh! ..:hcnlC"le TilC competmg d1,·e compann:.,, ol "'h1ch ecb~, U\ Vietnam. It rouJJ he urgucJ 1h..11 they h:l\ c \hurpl) comxlCJ b} J g~,vemmcnt oflkial - ·ThL\ Ho Mad \/5B uniform. Hell \\.,t'- a httlc disap then: :lrC mam. ,lf't ,1;11100 by any numbi.-r \11 "'e"1cm 1,, iolt'n:,11n doin!! -.o - man} ot thclf h1ggeM 'utunA: Ou Minh Coy,· II -..t..oemt.-d be--1 not 10 L'tmlrnchcL pointing. I 1hough1 Jkrh.ips tht nurnc vi thi-. na11t.malUt('1,;, •any cmplo)'1."C., of ~uth-caM .-\,.ian tmns · hark h.:1d. tu u mon: d1ffli;ult tune- the uifamou, 1bc j!tl\cmmc:nl\ c.le:,u-e Id C(mlo()hdate a unllcd < ,mulJ .in:tic IOY. n v. ;1, IC!.t.ament tu 1.:hcery lic.'11..'t:ltl hand out Otcf" on lhc "ln'cl .i.nJ .,m1lc .i.rruabl) Cu Clu lw111cb, -\K-47 lmng rungc\. umJ \Var Vieumm •~ '.',hown m a number ol key Jec1,;ion,.. 1lte °'JC11"\\-cpiun ,wki,m, hut It tum" nut th;.11 hc:11 a, the, dm:d vou In" arJ\ l.udm 11; from Rt-umanL,; mu...cmn 1mmon,1hse confi11.1 - and gener railway lmktn~ North and Snuth I!- potntt:dl} named 1.ll'tUi1lh mt:an, ·g.ood lnrtuuc' Clearly I b..il'IIC J ,U'.\t.."f11hc,UTI? \ll\;1 Trang could t,e transplanted tn lhc ate a ,a.c;t allh-,unt ot 1oun..,tJoll;1r,. All O\.l!f the v.orlJ Lhc R1w1ificmitm F...-rrm u Hn Chi ~lmh'i,. bod) ,_na) \'et to lulh undcrsuuu..l 1hc '.'\11rwcg1an nund,ct c:.t,l l-'1.\il..,t ol Au,tralu1 m lhc l!Ulf t'lt 'lllatlnnd. and a~ ~ountn'-'!> rui .. c 1Uill.lc tnuml Jtlr.lt'Uons 01 their tmg1c he m nnlmnal c.ip11ul I l.an1l1, hm the counb) \ m.11Jnn · When i woke up II W:t!- fhc o'clm:11. und lhc J trmm.1 v1111 would need h~u;o1hen1py tu tell th~ dif· P,l'II Tlm 1', 1101 n.l war mu...:um. 'lbe War Rcmnanl!i Mu-.cum. is in ,un w;1, .1lrca1.h o;irem111mi m 1hrough th\! wm forutK.-e. The Pmntprc!.C.nl C(JnJ.c1.1I hul I" the on!} IOlh· HOv1C'. Al~11 unc-,idcd. lhc: War Remnant., ~lu-.cum tl11w, Both m): le!!" bud~ gcmc: ta skep. anJ that we milix·d. in Vti=l.n.lm \\lL, a IC1T1urou:. cye-npener, co111a1111ng. images that ,umt·onc che', Jnhblc \\U, 1,,1u,tmg un n1y u1tur an:. . \: \\. 11.h mnn) 1.:ounuit!'i, tn find n tn1.: e:\pem:.nrc To find a true v.·111 ... 111~ 'wldl )OU for life But thl!n: are le,"'-ln.'- to "h11t.1ldt·r h wu, ,rn.111 pncc tu pa) fur .J. ... arc, 1hat W:nn1c.., your 11,,)('Jlion Vi.lU ha\c U.ldig a lmlc deep· 1c~1m abuu1 1hc remn,tnt\ ol \\ :tr in V1emam than c-.ur pa~!>agc- through I kll I 1001,.. ,\ ,ufkt. _,•,ilh experience that m: er, learn a lnik langu.1J;1;., thro" the b''\Udcbuo._ ou1 not be wraycd behind gl;l,, ca.~ h,11i11n ncil,!h~rnr. m~ ncr ol the . atorcmen ~ denotes your the.· windm" \ 1cln..1m ha., h« ~------~ Clockwise from left: Fiahlng beach at Mui Ne; puppies for sale on the street of Hoi An; Incense drying In Chau Doc; the street& of Ho Chi Minh City; the omnipresent hammer and aickJe alongalde the Vietnamese star; fisherman on the Mekolng Delta; the entrance to the Cu Chi tunnels. Thank you to all you lovely LS volunteers Ok, thanks for keeping me sane guys after the hectlC"fleSS of last week. It was so good to see aJt those people queuing up to write for u• on Friday, really made my day. thanks especially to Zofia for pull1ng out an LS2 centre out of her hat, and also Lauren and Hermione for savlnC me on wfth the main centreH ft will get more organlsedl Stuart, lovtng the Erins.bourough news· you've really made th.at page your ownt Ben, great Idea for next week, thank• for organising everything. Pete, get better soon • and thanks to you and Sara •• ever for &ta~ ln,t Wednesday night.a. .. I know Its a lot of committment, and it•• been• hettlsh wNk. but It I& worth ft.. hone.stlyll Thanks again to everyone and aee you Monday for the meeting ••• xx.xx + ust et work experie11 e Fe atures, 5 Sports. 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SePtBmber 30. 2005 21 Student Sport hot step down to ... s; .:t ;) u A OFlHIS ,Intl By LIZ HEATON mt.:nl n.. c:orJine, tu the amb.1 \lrL"n~lh ,mJ d~llil) H,md\lWld and \ltcr the fir I free ,c .. 11111 1t I r I a 1rihitl tone~ of 1110,11..: nu: musu: I!! cart\\· hc~b arc U:,cd und pr1.:1.:1,c lick\ ,c.. ..;1nn ,, 1th f"i to JUIR. Dct:uh IU'C 1 hod no Idea \I hat I ""' leltin~ un c!'.,cot1a.l ingn:d1cm 111 Capoetru ,h mt1Jui.k.~.1rce-..1."nlutl Whcn\\alch ..&\.adahle 11n the boarJ .u 1he ARC" m,self in for \then 1 \Olun. the rh) thm Assemblies rtleetinps Assemblies are the perfect way For you to have your voice heard, Inform on how LUU Is run or get involved In running a campaign For your favounte cause Assemblies are in formal meellngs of like-minded individuals coming together to ra,se awareness, change how things are done in LUU, maybe even change the world' All students are welcome to come along to the monthly meetings, what ever you're passionate about. this ,s the perfect place to get heard and you don·t need to be elected or worry about agendas or minules. The Chair of each Assembly Is also a member of Union Council, this means you have the chance to speak face lo Face to your elected representatives about the things which you care about. If you have any further questions contact Enn Mc Feely, Democracy and Commun,ca hons Officer on [email protected] Next weeks assembly meetings are Monday 3 October 5pm Societies Assembly, Postgraduate lounge 5pm Sports Assembly, Meeting room 6 Tuesday 4 October 5pm Comms & Democracy Assembly, Meeting room 6 5pm Education Assembly, Meeting room 7 Wednesday 5 October 5pm Events Assembly, Meeting room 3 5pm Women's Assembly, Meeflng room 5 Thursday 6 October 5pm Disabled Students Assembly, ARC Conference Hall Friday 7 October 5pm LGBT Assembly, Meeting room 2 5pm International Students Assembly, Meeing room 3 + 2'l leedS Student ftila!L Selltember 30. 20005 11THERE will b<' hH, quality sides up against othe.r ar kick off. and il'II he the best prepared leam that comes out on top us lh!:) usually do." Tht,sc ari: 1hc "'t1nb nt Leed, Rhum" couch Tt,n\ Smith uhc;1J ol th1~ e,c:mng\ Sup~, lx.iguc t1u,1hfv111g. ,C"mdmul al St Htkn!.. The Rhin!Js trnishcU scr.ond u1 !he regul:1r \cason of 1hc c:ngag1: Super League, and arc JU.,l 80 minute-. awa)· from a second com,i:cu11,·c .1ppearuncc 111 1hc Grant.I hn:.tl Lt!L"tbi hcJd inio lht: came vn the h,h: k. ul ,1 y, m h\lC'f W:1kclu:ld. but 1hu1 fol/t,;H:d a run nf lour ,U1J1gbt dcfo;1t-. induc..linit the recent Ch;lllen!!C Cup f-inal ,1gam,t Hull FC ll,,wr\Cr. ftm"Chmg .. cLllllcl in lhc:- tahk h,1, mcanl 111111 th1: player"- b.i,c hud a \1,l·ck w·ilhaul .i n,.1,uc-. which ha~ a!Jov. cd them lime to rucharl!c their huttcri~, ''h':-. t,e:cn tv.11 tough ,1,:a~Ctn:-. 111lcth1t) '\l"C rcnll~· and th1:,. \Cason ~rnnc-J early \.\1lh ihc World Uub Challenge. "It'll be the best ~·;_:~ ";'\;..~:~,::; prepared team that th" week. Smnh COmes OUt On top" say,. "I tlunl th< fllaycr!) nccdcl.l ,1 week on b111 they 'r~ in inud ... pirits. they If) their hnrde:,,I and they ,lick together reoll) well " Star ,;cum-half Rob Bumm hn~ bad u phenomenal ... ea ')On for the HcaJmglc:,, outli1, and 1\ upped t,~ mail) tn be handed !hi! number 1 i.hirt b, Grc.it Rntam com:h Brian Noble m Lhc rnnhcuming Tri."~a1iun-. -.cr1c ... He', gr.udul lor th lllnc: ll1c:' player~ have had to r~cuper:llc ··1r~ been great We've had plenty of rec,net) 11n1c and l.ll'>o ample. time tn prtparc. tor playm~ Snmb. , he n:vcnh It\ hc<:11 .1 lung ... e:uson lor U!i. ,o the \\c;ck till h11:-. helped u, tn retr~·~h nnd ,h,1ke off any bump, itllll bruise\ we hall at the cJld 11! the rcgul.ar ,c;),oa ··wc·,e focu<.i:ll on them a.nd looL:t:d at ho,\\\,: cun he;;it !hem and v,;hat 1hc1r wcaknc~~c, arc, am.J no lloubt thl!> 'II ha,e done th,· ,Jim· lor u~ Wc'rl' f1,;Ull) luo~mg forward lO play,n[? lhc gami: nuv. ·· Qf Lecll". rcc.:enl pUlll run DI 1",,rm. B1JrrO\\' !oiil)'\: "1 fell thut it w:1" \'Cf) rmpurtant 10 heal WnkcfidJ .md p:u mto phty-ull un tht! ba1.:k ol n wan a.ltcr lour defc1,:1.ts We llC:l'd. c + - flillll. SePl8mller 30. 2005 23 Bore-c lays romgh1',; cl.L.,h. nu: Rrtw,h 111111 haol,, pmring nf Sean Lnng ,tml Paul Scul1horp1! i\rc both long~ tem1 casu;1J L1 e.,. alont; wi1h :-.peed) Au,LrOlino Student Sport Lowdown - winger l)atr~n Albert However. lhc l.cc1.h ,qund arc nu1 tukmg Premiership anything for grun1ed in terms of the ,1rength of Key players: 1he SainL, ,quad L n11ti'it1 rcvcahr ··we JUhl Jamie Lyon (St Helens) ha'\'c 10 ~tad to our game phtn. do lhc Mtwl1 a.\ England\ d11.c l'notha.11 ll'.ague ho.:nmc thl"' mo,.1 pre~ 1hmgs nght ;md work hurd a., a unit and nol Rob Burrow (Leeds) dtcmtiil!. ,wcrpnt-ed und dull ""J)C\.1UClc :iruund'J UN look ,, ho\ playing for lhcm Sam!\ h.i,·e a Hwccli.end\ action wouM "uggt.-....,1 !hat the ,ms" er ,_.. no. go,)d ,quad. a nd whuc\lcr·-. in their 17 mun TV: 1-i('l\1,e,.·cr. 1h1, i!c1m:-r M.irk lilt.") c.,er ha"c to i:nu!:,!h up i!. £:!5 C.1ldcrwoud ,~ Rich.mi 5'..iltlitn!Ore, C"hid hl.~lllive nf the I;.\. tu., n:jl.'\."ti:J j{Hlltnf?, Wigan, d,lim~ ot falling: Jttcndincc... Fnr 'lin.te tc-ain,. ullcnd.aru:c k\lcl and Chri, are up un lili>I ~a'fm, hut for man\' otb:f'> I.tu~ u. not the ,:u.-.c McKcnm1 and A,tr,n Villa. Bbc.lJium and \.ht.Jdbbruugh ha,c ~11 o:,~t.alnr Man:m, But Football ls number. drop h)'. un m·cragi.:.uvt·r '.\,(lfl') fn,m lhl\ lilll( List >C,lf. very over &:ud;unnn: ha., \WJ ho"c,cr. th..11 l.tk! numherof h,c 1n.1tch c, ,Jt<,"n cJunng the 'iCa.'-4..,n ..,houW not go any h1~r than the priced to com• cu~t amount. which '" 138, uthc"' L'iC ,l!tc:nJ.mcc., "di ,inn to pensate for c.k.."Clinc. Ii the ridiculous !\.1Jn} chum llw! tlll.:: Pt"t.'m1i:1,lup hi~ lx"t'i,nle dull. 1~1.1 whic.h will he ht:ld nt B~kt:m·, Purl,.. u:-cds Me, Camcgicc..im· pu:s an H.eudin~IL')'. ,_u111ing ;11 1pm . 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