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Momentous Minutes Issue 6 October 2004 right, that’s your lot! Lots of lots, but what exactly are these As visitors to the annual Islay Malt & Music Having set up our Mart on the lawn, odd objects? Go to the Committee Room at Festival know, Ardbeg Day is considered complete with livestock, our auctioneer for ardbeg.com for the answers. by many (at Ardbeg) to be the highlight the day – local teacher, Callum Murray – of the festival. Last year, Clann an Drumma girded his gavel (well, two cask bungs) and LOT 25: i) a long weight? raised the roof with their drums and pipes. set about finding new homes for all manner ii) a nescient tube? So how could we possibly top such of Ardbeggian artefacts. iii) a dooker? a spectacle? Committee Members were LOT 33: i) a head retainer? expecting something special and as we’ve Yo gi, Aza, Dugga and Drew looked ii) an anti-collapse valve? always been happy to do their bidding, resplendent in their white porters’ coats iii) a stumble gauge? a grand Auction seemed the perfect choice. and did a grand job of parading the lots LOT 32: i) a malt head? continued… ii) a gravity feed? iii) a loud pump? continued… Rory’s Rein of Terror around the ring. Those of note included an The entrance to the Ardbeg Distillery is sent into Rory’s field to erect our new old cast iron bath. Was this the legendary presently guarded by a local pony called welcome sign. Welcome they were not, bath where Jim ‘Spike’ McGilvray kept his Rory. We would like to warn visitors that however: Islay’s resident bronco (also widely secret supply of new make spirit? (See they should not be taken in by the known as a ‘bad tempered sod’) proceeded to Momentous Minutes Issue 3 for details.) apparently mild-mannered equine who nudge, nuzzle and make such a nuisance of Difficult to get on the plane and nigh on greets them on arrival. Oxymoronic as it himself that the team were unable to leave impossible to get past the airport metal may sound, Rory is in fact a ferocious pony. the field for at least 35 minutes. Their detector, the bath did not sell on the day This was drawn to our attention during our terrifying ordeal was finally brought to an and remains at Ardbeg where offers are still recent shop refurbishment, when three end when the farmer’s wife was called in and welcome. However, there were plenty of strapping lads from the joinery firm were the boys were released, thankfully unharmed. happy and satisfied bidders. Committee Member Klaus Pinkernell, who runs Cadenhead’s Whisky Market in Berlin, bid The Ultimate for and bought an array of items with which to adorn his shop including the extremely Expression? heavy and unwieldy anti-collapse valve – a snip at £5. He was also the successful Any Committee Member worth his malt will recipient of the ‘Mystery Box’ which he know how important it is to demonstrate declared to be a tremendous bargain at £130, loyalty to Ardbeg, and in true Ardbeggian for it contained commemorative staves, an spirit, Members across the world have been Ian Gray painting, an Ardbeg Shop sign, doing just that in highly commendable ways. a 30 year old Ardbeg and something We have heard about the Ardbeg Guesthouse ‘unmentionable’, among other wonderful near Edinburgh and the two Committee things. The day was a great success and in Members who gave Ardbeg to their baby as total, the Auction raised over £1,000 of a middle name. which 40% was donated to local Islay charities. Auctions apart, there’s always Yet surely the ultimate expression of anyone’s lots of fun to be had at Ardbeg. passion for Ardbeg is to tattoo oneself, as Henrik Dahlberg did (pictured right). This serious act of dedication prompted us to consider how many other Committee Please send the photograph to ‘The Members would be prepared to follow suit, Ultimate Expression’, Ardbeg Distillery, albeit in a less permanent fashion. To this Port Ellen, Isle of Islay, Argyll, PA42 7EA end, we have supplied all Committee Scotland, or email it to us at Members with a tattoo transfer which can [email protected]. The best entry will be be easily applied to (and removed from) any rewarded with an expression of the part of the anatomy. Thus your challenge is Ultimate Single Islay Malt Scotch Whisky*. to send us a photograph of you displaying your tattoo in an unusual place†. †A few suggestions: Shoulderblade Still available for sale, or even for setting sail. (Kentucky), Long Nose (Wales), Left Hand As demonstrated beautifully by Yogi and Drew. (West Virginia) or Tongue (Scotland) There’s something in double pneumonia. When asked to confirm Tw ice the Fun whether this was a regular form of recreation, Kevin (or was it David?) retorted, the water All this twin talk leads us nicely onto the “Only when the weather’s good.” subject of this year’s nominations for The next time you’re wandering through Ardbeg’s twin town 2005. As Members know, Port Ellen, don’t be surprised if you find Make mine the first Ardbeg twin town to be named was yourself seeing double. We can assure you a double Kielce in Poland, as put forward by Tadeus that the whisky, in this instance, is unlikely Zolnierczyk. Subsequently, a rather fetching to be the cause. plaque was unveiled at the Islay Festival Any symptoms of diplopia are more likely of Malt & Music in May and now hangs to be due to the rather surprising fact that proudly in the Old Kiln Café. Many thanks Port Ellen, with a population of just 900, to those of you who nominated your home has more than six sets of twins. In fact, town last year and please feel free to enter it has seven. Indeed, our own Dugga and again this time. All that is required is a letter Yogi both have twin sons. giving us reasons, tenuous or otherwise, why you believe your town or city should However, if twins are doubly likely on Islay, be twinned with Ardbeg. Photographic they are also doubly hardy, as demonstrated evidence will be gratefully received, closely recently by (twins) Kevin and David, along scrutinized and may appear in future editions with several young friends. In a howling of Momentous Minutes. Please write to us gale, with a teeth-chattering wind chill here at Ardbeg Distillery, Port Ellen, Islay, factor of minus six, our intrepid twosome Argyll PA42 7EA Scotland. (To see previous were spotted merrily jumping off the Port entries visit ardbeg.com, go to the Ellen dockside into the freezing sea, Committee Room and download the PDF of doubtless risking a couple of doses of Momentous Minutes Issue 5.) A Homing Instinct The outbuildings at Ardbeg are treasure never given a chance to fly himself on So if you ever have the same instinct to visit troves stuffed to the gunnels with ancient account of the fact that the job of a senior every Committee Member’s ‘spiritual’ photographs, copious copies of old letters aircraftsman was based firmly on the ground. home (the Ardbeg Distillery), ask to take and various other dusty documents. Much a look at Duigan’s barrel and you can help information on what life was like in the old Once discharged from the RAF, Duigan’s us take a look for it. Now where did we put days of Ardbeg can be gleaned from these homing instinct took him straight back to the key to the workshop… long abandoned annals. Ardbeg. Upon arrival, the ‘birdman of Ardbeg’ painted the barrel himself to A recent rummage uncovered a truly record his time away and his return, having wonderful find, pictured right. If the face a love of painting and drawing, as well as looks familiar, you’ll have no doubt visited a love of pigeons. (Duigan raised several the distillery and met the man himself, pouters and fantails from squabs.) Duigan Campbell, albeit, an older version. Duigan also makes a vocal appearance on The head cooper at the time, John our website in our Gigs and Yarns section. Ferguson, was so impressed with Duigan’s Far be it from us to suggest that Duigan has handiwork that he proclaimed the barrel an eye for the birds, but the evidence would should be kept in the workshop, where it suggest more than a passing ornithological remains to this day… somewhere. As we’ve interest… stated, our troves are somewhat knee-deep in treasures. We can only surmise that our The story goes that Duigan started working penchant for hoarding must be inextricably at Ardbeg at the age of 16 but in 1953 linked with our fondness for whisky making found himself called up to the RAF. Based – once we’ve stored something, whether it in Pitreavie Castle in Fife, he was accorded be whisky or ephemera, it generally stays the role of senior aircraftsman. Alas, he was put for a very long time. The Birdman of Ardbeg The Brightest Boat Still(man) clocking on Afloat In 1964, 19 year old Alex “Wardie” Woodrow, raised in the little village of Ardbeg since It’s no secret that the lads at the distillery the age of two, followed in his father’s like a spot of fishing, especially off the old footsteps and began working for his stone pier round the back. After weeks of local distillery. preparation Dugga launched his new 40 years and 15 million litres of malt fishing boat at Swan’s Pool – a beautiful whisky spirit later (not all consumed by spot and one of Islay’s closely guarded Wardie, the Chairman hastens to point secrets, just 3 miles along the coast from out), our longest serving member is still the distillery.