Mascots skits skits Looking for a simple skit? Here are some great ideas from other mascots! Remember, you can always build on a skit that is designed for one mascot and make it a two-mascot skit. The more fur the better! Just brainstorm a bit, and if something sounds good, build on it! “NsYNc” mascot passes out from seeing that “hideous looking” person or This skit would probably work best at a pep rally in a basketball the mascot falls over, then gets up and starts running from the gym. Have about five different people seated around the gym faculty member. Of course, the people being picked out of the in different areas. Then, come out to a familiar dance song. audience will have to be prearranged. Be careful who you select Dance around the gym and start to grab the seated people and to be the “ugly” faculty member (your grades may depend on it)! take them to the middle of the court. Tell them to act like they are surprised and embarrassed that they are getting pulled out -Wayneukcat onto the court. Once all five people are with you at center court, you should continue to dance around while they stand there “cheatiNg Mascot” acting like they have no idea what is going on. Then, you all start to bust out in a synchronized dance. The crowd would love it, Mascot walks out with a girl and flirts around with her to “Sugar since they think that these people were just randomly selected. Pie, Honey Bunch.” Then the mascot leaves that girl to go and It is important that you practice the dance many times before dance with a group of girls a few feet away to the Jay-z song putting on the skit, so that it looks sharp. It would probably work “Girls, Girls, Girls” (use the clean version). The first girl starts to even better if one of the people that you “randomly” select is a act like she is frustrated and mad. The next song to come on is principal or teacher. “The Thunder Rolls” by Garth Brooks. The girl shakes her finger as the mascot looks in dismay that his girl caught him cheating. -Wayneukcat Then the girl walks off, and the mascot is left there alone while “Gone” by Nsync plays. Mascot pretends to cry and sulk. “a Love storY” -Wayneukcat This is a love skit where the boy can’t decide if he loves the girl or not. Do a parody of Usher’s “You remind me.” Act out the song, and do some kind of dance routine with it too. You could even splice some songs together if you didn’t only want to do that song. Maybe Alicia Key’s “Fallin,” Bobby Vinton’s “Roses are Red,” or R. Kelly’s “If I could Turn Back the Hands of Time.” Act out each song. Play Blu Cantrell’s “Hit em up Style.” The boy breaks up with the girl. Then the girl takes his poster board-size credit cards to the mall. After that, the boy does a dance to the Notorious BIG and Puffy’s “Mo Money, Mo Problems.” -Wayneukcat “the UgLiest MoNster” Mascot should be sitting down in a chair and have a sheet over the head. Have an announcer pick people out of the audience to come up and view “The ugliest monster known to man!” As each person comes up and lifts the sheet and takes a look at the “monster,” they fall down and pretend to pass out. After about five or six people have passed out, have a member of your faculty come up and take a look under the sheet. Then, the “a Night oN the towN” “wrestLiNg Match” 1. Come out to a “Jock Jams” like song such as “Let’s Get Ready You know the “Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting” Song? You can to Rumble.” Dance around and get the crowd involved by start off having someone dressed up as the opposing mascot clapping. and have an arm wrestling match using that song. Have the mascot arm wrestle the opposing mascot for a big fake wrestling 2. Pick a fast beat song that someone would work out to. Some belt. A girl can have a sign saying “Round One,” and stand suggestions might be “Butterfly” by Crazytown, “Sandstorm” by behind the prize. After a moment or two of arm wrestling, the Darude, “Bombs over Bagdad” by Outcast, “Rollin” by Limp Biskit, opposing mascot points for the guy mascot to look the other and “Party Up” by DMX. During this part, you can do push-ups, way and when the he does, the opposing mascot runs and grabs lift dumbbells, or do jumping jacks. There are all kinds of small the prize, and the music changes to the “Bad Boys” Cops song. weightlifting items that you can use as props. Just before the end The home team mascot grabs a police hat and hand cuffs and of the song, look down and smell your armpits, acting like you are runs around. The lights (if you are in a gym) should go out, and if stinking of sweat. possible have a strobe light come on searching for the opposing mascot. In the end your mascot wins, and the prize is restored! 3. Your next song should be “Splish-Splash I Was Taking a Bath.” The bad mascot is led off the field in disgrace! Try it. It works for Then, since you just worked out, pretend to take a shower while most mascots!! dancing around. Some possible props should be rubber duckies, shampoo, soap, etc. Then just before the song is about to cut off, -Luvmascot grab a towel and start to dry off. “steaLiNg the girL” 4. The next song should be “So Fresh, So Clean” by Outcast. Have a choreographed dance that will really amaze the crowd. My college (and many others) ALWAYS play the song Maybe get a mirror and pretend to be primping or flexing in the “Heeeeyyyyyyy, Hey baby, I want to knowww, will you be my mirror. girl!?!” Each time they play it...get down on one knee in front of a different cheerleader each time and pretend that you are singing 5. To end the skit, you just want to pick a song that you can sort to her, and get the crowd to sing the lyrics. Have her sit on your of dance to before you exit. Try “Pop” by Nsync, “Closing Time” by Semisonic, or another oldie “Goodnight Sweetheart, it’s time knee even. Then, after the song is over, carry her off (but bring to Go.” her back). Then walk away with a strut-type walk. The way that the crowd reacts is great! You should only use about 25-30 seconds of each song, and make sure to only use the clean parts of the songs! -kentuckyCOLONEL -Wayneukcat “cUpid’s date” “trojaN horse” Last Valentine’s Day at a basketball game, I set up a table (a towel on an upside-down garbage can) with two chairs. Then, One idea for a simple structured skit would be to disguise your I came out with angel wings and a Nerf gun (I was a pseudo- mascot as an object to lure your rival and then disrobe as soon Cupid). I hit a guy and a girl with arrows, and brought them up to as it appears to attack. a dinner of popcorn from the concession stand. Then I dragged For example, while playing suspenseful music, cover your mascot a saxophone player over to play for them as I made them dance. with a colored sheet or cover and pretend to be a worm, fish, etc. They were sufficiently embarrassed. For their trouble, I gave Have the opposing mascot peck at the appetizer, and as soon them T-shirts, and a good time was had by all. as the bird gets close enough, attack, safely knocking down the bird. -Goldy1 This skit can be varied to include different objects to hide behind and can be changed to be appropriate for most mascots. -Luvmascot “Mascot Magic” Props: 1.Something to use as a magic wand like a colorful baton. 2. A cape (Luckily, I had one but you can use a sheet). 3. Brightly colored paper 4. A “magic” hat - like the “Cat in the Hat” hats or just a top hat. Here’s what you do: 1. Get a piece of paper that is small enough to fit in the hat you have, but big enough for the crowd to read. With the paper on one side, you write the name of the team that you’re playing. Show it to the crowd, making sure they read it. 2. Fold it up, and put the paper in your hat. Put your cape in front of it hiding the hand from the crowd and move your hand over the hat. Hit the top of it with the wand after moving the cape. 3. On the other side of the paper, have something like LOSERS written on it. This way, when you pull it out it will look to the crowd like you “transformed” the paper. -Lady_Bull_Dawg .