TV OPENING CREDITS

Each of the following descriptions is a visual image that appears in the recurring opening credits of a television series. You must name the show. Your team has [[A ticking stopwatch rotates to the right]] to complete this bonus.

1. An upside-down image of Barack Obama.

2. Santa Claus is replaced by Karl Marx, and Leonid Brezhnev is waving at half of Ronald Reagan’s head.

3. Vladimir Putin’s head is replaced by a bar of gold.

4. Venetian blinds falling off windows.

5. A woman begrudgingly accepts the high price of meat.

6. A whiskey bottle smashing against a pier.

7. A dancing woman is sucked into a bottle.

8. A bottle moves away on a conveyor belt with a white rubber glove on it.

9. Pizzaland.

10. Ben’s Pizzeria on MacDougal Street.

11. A floating door in space.

12. Six doors swing open of their own accord.

13. Seven doors slam shut of their own accord.

14. A dead fox decomposes.

15. A centipede crawls towards an empty shell casing.

16. A silhouetted “dolphin” chases a bouncing white ball.

17. A spaceship flies over dozens of running horses.

18. The woolly mammoth, the Taj Mahal and Joan of Arc.

19. A “Kilroy was here”-style face, Hangman, a cake with a knife in it, two angry bees, and a dragon wearing a sombrero.

20. A man kills a mosquito, cracks an egg, and flosses.

21. A man has his torso replaced with a brown chicken’s. 22. A man dramatically cups a dove in his hands.

23. A silver hood ornament shaped like a duck.

24. A man yanks a string tied to a bird’s tail.

25. A crowd takes turns dancing in front of an ATM.

26. A happy bald man holds up the newspaper headline “WE WIN!”

27. Bromine and barium.

28. Over two dozen soldiers rise up simultaneously above the rooftops.

29. A man passes a basketball from a high rise apartment to a man on the rooftop across the street, for an easy slam dunk.

30. A man throws a rock into a security camera, cracking the lens.

31. Cactus Jack and Terry Funk try to avoid being hit by one of dozens and dozens of steel folding chairs flying through the air. Neither succeeds.

32. Bret “the Hit Man” Hart applies his devastating sharpshooter hold. (Hmmm... that could be WWE Raw. Or WCW Nitro, or WWE Smackdown, or WCW Thunder.) Okay, just to narrow it down, there’s also a downhill skiier who’s on fire.

33. Sometimes the man wins, but more often the ottoman wins.

34. Running red liquid forms a water tower, a bridge and a church.

35. Sock, pow, zok, pow, bif, bam, sok, blap, whap, biff, and oooof.

36. The protagonist plays his nose like a flute.

37. Statues of General Winfield Scott Hancock, John Marshall, Ulysses S. Grant, and the Greek scholar Thales.

38. Statues of Prometheus, Wisdom, Sound, and Light.

39. A statue is decapitated by two local troublemakers.

40. The outline of the Space Needle.

41. The Narrow Sea.

42. A series of people pose for photographs in a high school auditorium.

43. A series of people pose for photographs in a prison.

44. Five people pose for a “photograph” by trying to remain absolutely still.

45. A suddenly damp woman sees her own photograph on a passing bus. 46. The most recent version of the show’s opening features images and audio from past broadcasts which originally aired in 1970, 1983, 1987, 1974, 2006, 1978, 2012, 2000, 1985, and 1994.

47. Sixteen smiley faces on a man’s torso.

48. An airboat cruises across swampland, YEAAAHHHHH!!!!

49. A man pretends to spray-paint his armpits.

50. A man considers combing his hair, but opts against it.

51. A feather duster cleans a chandelier.