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VOL. IC NO. 10 PUBLISHED .•••,' \m s;u: ;-NTS crTRtNir/ COLLEGE SINCE 1904 25, 2003 First-Years Athletes Prove TypkaL Students ss," the study says. The study notes that "high The Laramie Project prof'le- athletes'' are those that play men's football, basketball, SARAH SPIEGEL faculty and members of the com- fend ice hockey. NEWS WRITER munity. "Males targeted for high pro- The. film told the story of 22 file sports do not have an admis- The Laramie Project sparked year-old Matthew Shepard, bru- sion advantage over males who discussion among first-year stu- tally beaten to death in an anti- •are targeted .athletes," Smith said. dents following its: showing as gay hate crime in 1998 in '•"Targeted athletes are. students part of the First-Year Prograrn Lararr.ie, VVyo. Based on the who" the coaches know. The , •.^•:: :...^. • .. •• -v <- ••-.... , • ..- •„.• ..• and the Encouraging Respect of transciipts of over 200 interviews CG'arJies don'i want p. s'.uderit vyhov Sexualiiies Film Festival last with, members • of.v the Laramie is going to flunk out. They want Sunday, Nov. 16. community, it n fleeted a hornblo io identify athletes who;will;SUG-,; "We are not here to indoctri- transgression thai was difficult to ^eed at tkiernicSily as vvelL'- ; : ;, nate you or accuse, you of guilt," ignore. "It's no longer about The study also explains the ' Laramie or Wyoming," said a said Matthew Barison '04,-one of Studerit-athletea compete on the field mi& In difference between targeted ath- the organi?xrs of the EROS Film •;omrnunity member in the film, ietCi and recruited athletes. A Festival, as he stood in front of '"It's about ihe whole country." collegi He r*h!ctics] <-•> ^ impor- recruiteo atltiete is nn applicant the crowd at Cinestudio before That is just the thought that _ tant part •• ''ic %t Tan \\," *•• con- encouraged by a coach to apply the showing of The Laramie' struck Adrienne Fulco; Associate WRIICR tinued. and attend the school. Project. Professor of Legal Studies. She A study published Oct. 3 by In tb sti idy, Siintii and J diae. Smith sak! that in general, The theatre was packed at the haJ used the film as an aid foe her no iltice rt Ili'-llUl'IOIull Hughes, AJ'OCUIO Uirtfcor of (he advantage for targeted ath- 4 p.m. performance, not only with I.1JSS on rights arid the law last Uesmth .uul PI Hiring '•hows Institutional Febf aich exam ru. i lettt i= lco.-, at Trinity than at other Trinity students, but also WM.II w f / ROi> on page o :rr' 1 unity iPtcriolli-gijie uh the different types ol tnigoteii ath NESCA.C schools. lens an no chlkrent w icadcm letes. "Our admissions are less tilt- ics extra Lurncut'i uuiviiies uul A tafgp'ed <>th,lct.e i, 'in ed lov ud Tirg'.led athletes," he 1 soLuih/ing ill in the .i\L]ii'c applicant iJt,iif TieJ 'oi specnl anl Tin ii is also potential for funit> no)-ithbte lo MI me consjdi rati in in, lists given to some variation from school io ii at Jus trend m itinues on, the admissions by one or more coath- ,ee Nl'SCAC cm page 7 New England SnuUi Collmc % Alt'iiic Conlercua tntJ ot eomnmnitv to iht lion1 rilns Banal a Work of Art can only mulmiie il > i un.e motfc s old Slikori. inst m> es, spci l il * mvudci i "(in ABrMOUJOVER .._„ Pav'k'l Iracy '04, one of the i, given to alhlei *• in li.i, lUii is- " \RlS WhTHi artists ieutuied in the .show, beau- sion piocess Mi i |x iplt kel 1 U 'e pliotopraphy and 1 «nn > tifully brought out this aspect of 'lit PI *>u\< < t sluo :nls is an nuge fan oj Photogiaphy phote^raiiitj with a set of pictures aero able lMhnu \MUI thi t.st Profess.0! Piblo ndiiu's CM"*, fealuMV wiiidow shade. The J1 'he rnii.i, noils said Vunt ing, ^o wh<-p i f^iitJ oat thd firu j/ictuiv. .si. nved a window S itttii Diiettoi oi Institutional there waf going '<<> \n a show in with t.' r iiiade partly pulled '» - lF(-h the BKMI* S'reet Oalleiy of work down The next picture showed Jonathan Chusney Ihe Culligc - tht* student by the I> Hography I, \l, and HI the tanie scene, but by stepping a 1 Hrst-year Guided Studius students talk after viewing the tiliii. bi«" and tin l'lirnii' - sco ii'kT- students 1 was very cit'ie' fe« fctt i lo«;er, Tracy was able to One of the best th'ngs dbout make an entirely different, yet the can era Sens is tl'At it allows equally appealing, photograph. you to go places tlwf you never Doug Agriew '04 used a sim- Memories of Dodge Ball Days would have thought of going ilar technique in composing all of Ovni, PL , or Phys fcd, the j,dim •> JENNY DUNN honor you could befoic Even v itiwut usuig • his photopiaphs. You don't real- pLiyed in this class rarely failed to tucivr wa<. to be "It " zoom function I.')'7mugfi th^-'> azt iiow fascinating an old tire or FEATURES EDITOR bring some joy to our days In the ViVll Ntait with the hasics can be fun as well"), being behind a bit of laiiroad track are until you Every time I go home for a. midst ol Lunguage Arts, Science, Raise yout hand if vou ve never a camera cin give you a whole see some of Agnew's work. A break, I can't help but lerninisc Math, and Sou >' .Studies it wa* , pln\)Ci', \ams, and preiUi p'Hipto pick on indniduak If was nnne«i because I touldn'i * "ipuaking ot Inter Artists Dan in fact, from that of little kids in lations sem io be lurkm^ behind \ iii need v^iir 'nuiiorj look ae aiivthnit* vith( i> wnnd'" - Frueioan '04, another former more "civil^ed" parts of rk every cornet, tnd sometimes it icueshed, tture were two teams, ing what it would look i'kt rnejjj"ei ui the InterArts program, country. stems as if ve'r<- jus» trudging e,ich uf which stood M a line, ^ thc'l.ne of my gnod set PHOTO on page 18 One aspect of my childhood through tht cteys, just g tniig b, ar us links d on opposite sides of that, to my.surprise, I've found So let's just forge About our '.on th«. >j,}m Oiice thr gjf>iij> d( cid to coincide with many of my ble;. for a tew minute!, and to ed JII I victim, they'd ypH, "Red peers here at Trinity is Try ele- back to 'i siniyifi time, -t tune TQVU, rvCi rewpr, semi i)ivey mentary school physical educa- when hnppiii" was huujig tl»„ Ht.ii' ovei,' or whirovir tho tion class. Whether we cal!-d n vlass i »id .v tr a Ji.dgebjil, and ". x of the >.b'vc^t or wrakesi 'MV. on th * ji (jQoi. ^ e,>n was periM \ tn [i>rj tow irds iNSlDh ther • -, t ii i ! > i Ueak The harmful effects of &n ati- Unravel ihe Trij-jtl's m .tary -ugh ineir if s" if UK , xuc- quaied Trinity altiletics policy ?od vuu could win $100 wittti Vd, thi-y \">rc punntteJ to are on page two. of free ikhhC't, pngc twel\c oi, their <^um If (5;ey tailed, I > had T» t nun a i>ns >!M rot For infornation > r 17., •? H 'trfjr,' ? ii Jit d to ^o c, i •>ort Alford's' new Engagemei i whdt you'vt seen on T\ om sit' cir lormer * u u istos Committee, turn tc page five neip page sixteen 5'asiLUly Red Rcv^i wai billing « thatij'wpnry isrwttei Opinions 2 " iud! i / 'lul lovMtv tiof >n't tiews page 5 pit- »t and tl H' 't y>L> i un't beat Featureis]. page 9 Sports i< ton-ientori, )0u'u Hltev

w w «. tr i u I t v t v. \i i\ o. c o»• '0'ni.io <<. n A' l i'ii all , —i exhibit- PAGE 2 OPINIONS THIS TRINITY TRIPOD - NOVEMBER 25, 2003 TO TIKE Tripod's Word Limit: A Double Standard To the Editor, fixation with them. But I do have a problem with double standards, II seems like the Tripod will [f one of the editors is going print anything these days; heck, to write a lengthy article on squir- they even publish my writing. But rel and then make some sappy the line has to be drawn some- connection to art in it so that it Bdna D. Gucrrasio '05 Alexander W. A. Gordon '05 can be published in his or her sec- where, and an article about squir- EDITOR-IN-CHIEF MANAGING EDITOR tion, that's fine. But don't limit rel in the arts section is a good other writers' works to a certain place to start. length to make room for non- Last week, the arts section of sense. 1 wrote a 10 page paper on the Tripod was headlined by Greg NEWS EDITORS OPINIONS EDITORS seaotters this semester for one of Polin's article, "Ruminations on Eileen Plynn '05 Rebecca. Fowler '05 Joe Stramondo '04. Peter Seala '05 my class; maybe if 1 become an the squirrel at Trinity." When you editor someday I can publish it. open up a newspaper to the arts The point of all this is not to FEATURES EDITORS • ARTS.EDITORS section, you expect to see a musi- knock Greg, his squirrel, or the Jennifer Dunn '05 Eliza Sayward '05 Greg Polin '05 Bailey Triggs '05 cal review or two, or maybe a Trinity Tripod; it is to express my story on a recent art exhibit. What belief that some works are made they do not expect to see is a SPORTS EDITORS ANNOUNCEMENT EDITORS for newspapers, and some are not memoir on one's childhood inter- William Yang '06 Daniel Scotim '05 Lindsay North '06 actions with squirrel and other — especially when there is a con- furry, woodland creatures. No cern for space. PHOTO EDITOR '•-•••• ONLINE EDITORS offense. Since this is only a letter to , Jonathan Chcsncy '05 Matt Biirison '04 Jim Nadzicjn '04 As 1 was talking with one of the editor, (will leave extra space- my editors this week about possi- Tor Polin's next article — ble topics to wn.tc about, he men- "Ponderings of Trinity's BUSINESS MANAGER CARTOONIST tioned that I was limited to SiOO Pigeons." Lydia Potter '05 Maggie Downing '05 words — chic to kick of space, of course. Personally,. 1 don't have a Sincerely. COPY EDITOR problem with squirrel; nor do I Jumic Cilibrcsc '05 have a problem with Greg Polin's Nate Gnivcl '07

A lot to be thaiikftil for ... Athletes Hurt by Thanksgiving is a time when families come together,, college stu- dents return-home, friends are reunited, siblings catch up, and the entire Unsound Testing JOANNA HECHT rmuul. and there were eight of us country sits down together at the dinner table. This Thanksgiving, as OPINIONS WRITER down here who were able to sec Ithe athlclL'sl all the time, wo may thousands of J.JS troops - many no older than the average college student "It's not ok that the one place not do it the same way. But given - remain stationed in Iraq, returning home to the little things that remain 1 feel comfortable in spandcx.. that there arc three of m and sweet in our memory, makes the holiday season that much more meaning- being sweaty, spitting, and doing seven hundred athletes, there's no all the other gross crew things we way we're going to be able to ful. ••• : do has become a place where eyeball athletes on a regular body image is still an issue." basis," said Hallbach. This Thanksgiving as college students across the country pack their One of my teammates on the The need to ensure that ath- bags for the long-awaited visit home, thoughts of home and holidays past novice crew team wrote this, a letes who exhibit signs of eating teammate who was relatively disorders receive medical atten- soott bc^iw toM e QYCI the ciaiincso of college life, Soft clean sheets, comfortable with ki body image lion is, of come, very important, Sunday afternoon" football games, Salvation Army bells ringing on the until last Thursday, when an ath- But a decreased body fat percent letic trainer, following standard age does not necessarily indicate street corner, long bubble baths, mom's homemade cooking, mom's home- Trinity College policy, used an an eating disorder Anorexia ncr- made anything!, old friends you haven't seen in ages, 'friends you talk to every night on IM, siblings who have somehow grown up, over the time . ... a decreased body fat percentage you have spent:away from them; Christinas lights decorating the town, docs not necessarily indicate an eating fresh laundry, Saturday night-basketball games, no sho.wer shoes!, fresh disorder... food in the fridge, a fridge larger than the si/.e of a shae box!, hometown bars, city clubs, driving on hometown.streets with high school friends, X- antiquated tool, to pinch her fat vosa is determined not by a loss deposits in her triceps, side, and of body, fat but by a 15 percent Mas tree sales by local vendor's, Sunday n iorniiigb'reakfast,. Saturday night .• thigh. .-. • . -:•-..- - *decline in an individual's body liouseparties.., and of course, our parents. The test, performed annually • weight This is because lean mus- .on- varsity athletes, measures the cle mass deteriorates for individu- -When traveling.'home.this holiday season, recalling all,the reasons ratio of lean muscle mass versus als with eating disorders, along fat, and the method is called a with fat reserves. In fact, the body why home is a place separate from Trinity, remember that those who are skinfold test. It is performed with needs a certain amount of fat to serving our country halfway across the vvorld are not as lucky. The holiday an instrument, called a caliper, protect its organs, and thus will season reminds us that we have a lot to be thankful for, including those which has been cited in an NCAA burn its muscle before essential publication as having a ± 7-8% fat. who are willing to give their holiday traditions and memories to defend margin of error. And though the trainers may Ernie Hallbach, an athletic not be able to continuously moni- this nation and secure peace among other countries. Whatever your views trainer at Trinity, agrees that "it's tor athletes, coaches who see on;the war may be, those who are willing to give their lives in support for a sensitive subject," saying that them every day at practice have a the training room uses the meas- much better basis for noticing the this, country and its citizens deserve a thought, prayer, conversation, urements "for lack.of a better tool drastic changes that. come with moment of silence - some way to keep their efforts in our minds and on to monitor [athletes]," as one is depriving one's body of essential not necessarily available. "We nourishment. They can best tell qur Johg~list of things to be thankful forthi s holiday season. can change the machine we use, the difference between an eating but it's still measuring the same disorder and improved fitness. thing," he said.' I spoke to a member of the TtieTridiiy Tripod is published every Monday, excluding vacations, by the students of Trinity What, are they monitoring? women's soccer team to gauge ; • College in Hartford/ Connecticut ;.'•:.' Extreme drops in body fat from her. team's reaction to the test. The Tripod office is located in the basement of Jackson Dormitory. year to year, which may be one According to her, it was not an Address all correspondence to: The Trinity Tripod, Trinity College #702582, indication of an eating disorder. issue; but then again, nearly all of 300 Summit Street, Hartford, CT 06106-3100 "If we were in a Division I her teammates played soccer in setting where practice was year see MONITORING on page 4 ^. Visit our website at wyw.tiMtytripod.cbm ; c Subscribe to the Tripod: $20 for 11 issues (1 semester), $35 for 22 issues (1 year). A !L TK Editor-tn-Cbicf Business Office It has been a LONG semester. PT hears, this from everyone. The stu- dents, the faculty, and the staff all agree (which could very well be (860)297-2583 (860)297-2584 a first), the calendar has to be changed. Ft thinks the College should • •..'• letters.to The Trinity. Tripod must be received by 5 p.m. on the Friday before publication. Letters should go back to having Midsession. If we need to make up the time, PT be addressed to the Editor; not a particular individual. Letters over 200 words in length and opinion submis- suggests getting rid of FINALS. PT thinks this would make every- siphs'ovcr,800 words in length will not be published, though exceptions may be made ntthc editors' discre- one happy. tion under special circumstances. No unsigned, or anonymous letters will be published. However, names may Pats off to best start in franchise be withheld at the author's request. The iTripod will not publish any letters deemed by the editors to be an Pats Win in OT attack on ah .individual's character or personality. Otherwise,! all opinions, expressed will be given a forum. history. Too bad they are from 'All, letters;are sole responsibility of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of che Boston so they WILL blow it. Tripqd •'"TJie-:cditors.,c>f the Tripod reserve ,the right to edit all letters for clarity and/or brevity. The Party lasted until 4 a.m. PT ..•'.:•:•.»- :"-. . . . .Letters may be submitted via: Salsarengue thinks that this is never a bad :. Campus Mail Box 702582 ' E-Mail: [email protected] U thing. THE TRINITY TRIPOD PAGE 3

Laramie Bonds First-Years RACHEL GRAVEL lor, a Catholic priesi, University ihe composition of their discus- Academics a Higher Priority Than Sports OPINIONS WRITER of Wyoming students and profes- sion group. 'There were a handful sors, the movie documents lh£ of groups thai resembled a nuni- NATE BAKER liven .so, doubt lingers. This past weekend, as pan of crime and the tna! while explor- L'N summit'and truly puxluc-d a To assuage this doubt, let's OPINIONS WRITER ihe ERO.S Film Festival, ing the effects of the murder on variety of perspectives. take a closer look at. Tim Cinestudio showed the HBO ver- the small town. It is deeply sad ;U But .iliere were,a plethora of So, we have the best football Coughlin's previously-mentioned, sion of The Laramie Project. points and inspiring at others: so groups lfiu.1 had no diversity .whair;. !eam.in NESCAC. defense.ol" the. so-called "scriolar- Mentors and professors strongly brace yourself for tears, as there soever. In these groups, \eight . ! 1 sadly find myself, in. observ-. 'aihi.eie" from ihe Oct. 13 Tripod, encouraged freshmen to attend were many sniffles in the 4 p.m.. white kids from the suburbs ing this fact, more inclined in which lie-defends the right of the movie and a group discussion crowd. talked about who knows what. towards a negative interpretation athletes in general and football following ihe showing. Like the One may argue thai there's no Still other groups" seemed pur- than,a positive one. 1 certainly players in particular to attend Diversity Day discussions of way one film and a small, unad- posely assembled to ensure each, don't mean to. After all, as Tim Trinity with what is, in my Sept. 16, the event was not vertised discussion could be more and every minority group was Coughlin stated in an article a few esteem, a rather well-put article. required, but I imagine frowned effective than Diversity Day. represented to further prove.that. weeks back, athletic achieve- In his article Coughlin states upon if you were absent. I would Diversity Day. had. posters, Trinity truly h diverse.- , . .. ments are certainly just as worthy . that "student-athletes bring like to express that this movie emails, attendance checking, a -I wonder what people actual-, of praise as any artistic or aca-! another dimension' to the student showing was far more effective, . short •film'..about the real, feelings1; •ly gained from the day. An.under- demic;one. And.over the years.11-,, ...-body, at Trinity," that they may siamling of diversity, and the' •have gotten the-impression that •'• not contribute in the same ways uniqueness Ol those around you is. the football .team, in particular, as more academically- or athleti- ... this movie showing wiis far more supposed!!to be .something one puts, in a lot of time arid,, work.;;i.n cally-inclined: students, but that effective ... than the discussions on the acquires over his, nf:her years in • perfecting their^play. So, while;' •' they- contribute • nonetheless in .college and in life/really, I doubt • D-1I1.'.—• let alone NESCAC — Iheir own unique way and are College's day of forced dialogue .'.: lli.it maviv MtidenK. h;id sudden football is; noi something I really .. thusjusl as worthy ol both respect epiphanies about their former J care about, especially not when u and admission. . lack of K'UMliviiy ur hj'.k k.'nowl- I Michigan game is on., 1 should '.'•. ': Of course', one might eoiinier- meaningful, and relevant io MU- of real students,'and <>i course, it' edge df live jilit'iiis'of a topic lor this article. ' •••'•- reactions of die residents of lacked regard lor diversity. V'/ic hirair.ie l'n>jfct,-w my But, perhaps not surprisingly, say. cracking the glass to the door Laraniie, Wyo. lo the brutal, hate- These students started oil in a opinion, really aliened students. the reason I find myself inclined into.Frobb, or who are screaming driven murder of Matthew sluggish manner. When they It was not something they, fell towards a negative interpretation "W0O!"'and blasting yet another Shepard. Through the eyes of the, finally got through the process ol forced MHO. While there was is because I can't help but wonder one of Tupac's through town's people, including ;i Jimo watching- ihe short video and • encouragement from the First what; effect 'having, a #1 football the floorboards at 3 a.m. In other. driver, a gay landowner, an old checking into their location, some Year Program and other classes, team has on our academic stand- words, whatever the herds ijon- couple, a Christian pas- '• \vVrc further disappointed with .v«'<- TOUCHING.on page 4 ing. For example, while their .tributc to the Trinity environment rankings can hardly be considered they don't.then take away with divine scripture, otic cannot help . . (heir behavior: In such a manner Labs Deserve More Credit but look at the US: News -and. might one counter-argue, if one World Report's,\\mt report oh the were so inclined. MARGARET PRTTCHARD ing, counting/measuring, exercis- ing of a•Ljuarier-crexiii tacked on best liberal arts colleges in • I, however, am going to ask OPINIONS WRITER: ing (heart ratesliavc to be'manip- to! a lecture class, 'A half-credit America and .note that only Bates. whether the football tearn really ulated somehow), etc. etc, ' wouldn't he ridiculous to askfor,; (2>cl) and Conn • College (34th) DOES add to trinity life, : For I'm Writing this at 9:50 at But besides the issue of being 'fhis would allow us to take three rank: worse than Trinity (22nd) example, while (have not been to night, and I just got buck from a duly rewarded for what we do, courses and two labs per semester, among NESCAC'-- schools; in every game,! have attended a few grueling, intense, Biology lab. there is the. question of what we while still reaching the minimum other words, we are beating a in my years, and it seems to me I'd been there since 6:45. I've have io do with the rest of our nunibct of credits, or three Class- bunch of schools that are oiir.aca-, that the fan demographic is spent hours in my four years at schedule to flesh out our required es, a lab, and a dance or gym demic superiors! Given this, one ilefmed more by players" parents Trinity chopping up sheep brains, number of credits. If you take a class. must wonder whether we are than by students. So I wonder: is having electrodes attached to var- lab, thai takes up ns much time as Hut I hear the overachievers expending far too much energy ' the • team really providing a ious parts of my body, being any other class (if you get out on shouting (I used to be one, then 1 on our football team when what' dynamic that the student body blindfolded and trying to hit a tar- time, which is rare), but you still became a senior) - we. get we should be focusing on is aca- takes advantage of, or even gei, feeding pellets to virtual rais demics. desires to pursue? when they hit a virtual lever, : Now, so we don't get any ' I'll quickly admit 1 recognize mapping EKG's, reinforcement more professors writing to tlie the condescension in the para-, schedules, etc. etc. etc. I've spent Tripod and warning against the -graph above, After all, one could hours writing and rewriting lab dangers of drawing conclusions wonder whether the Tripod really reports, analyzing data, printing merely from statistical eye- adds to the Trinity experience, out and highlighting tables and balling, I will add here that the besides sucking $14,000 a year charts and graphs. For any semes- observation above should not be and giving me a forum to promote ter when I have a lab, my life for taken too seriously: For example, racism.Well, actually, if one did that term has revolved around it, someone who wanted to weaken wonder that, I'd just refer to it has sapped my energy, over- my argument would note that .Trinity's mission statement and whelmed my mental life, kept me Williams is ranked first in U.S. point out that the Tripod is a lot chained to my desk, my comput- News and second in. NESCAC cjoser to. "fostering critical think- er, my data tables. I've spent football, right behind Trinity, and ing" and "freeing the mind of more hours in the lab than in that Bates is at the bottom of the prejudice" than watching Tom sonic of'my other classes, and NESCAC barrel in both academ- Pierandri run. But 1 seriously do that's not even counting home- ics and football .(yeah, Bates see and agree with;. Coughlin's work hours. sucks!). This suggests thai it is point, even if.'I-.can't"articulate possible for a.school to.have both : why. And what have I gotten for it? Two credits. Total. Over four have to fill in at least 3.75 other cliargci) if we take more shah 5:75 years. credits. That's basically a full credits! Making labs count., for I ..,-.• am going to ask whether the foot- A lab at Trinity is worth the five-course workload, for only more would make it impossible to same amount as a half-semester 4.25 credits. This means that you take five classes and two labs, bail team ...'DOES add to Trinity life. gym class. My lime in lab, and have to load up during your non- which I understand is a popular working on pre-labs and lab lab semesters in.order to meet the option for those engaging,in an reports, is worth the same amount 36 credits required for gradua- experiment on long-term sleep ugood" academic standing as well Regardless, when it's all said towards graduation as going to tion. You're effectively taking a deprivation. Well, the answer to as a good football team, and that and done, I'm not necessarily aerobics class twice a week for full five courses every semester, that is simple. Exempt them. If a football doesn't by default share against having a football team, six weeks. And while ! admire the and only getting 36 credits for it. student is- taking one or:more an inverse relationship wiih aca- both beeause a) having such a dedication and energy needed to There is also the fact that if labs, the credit limit, so to speak, demics. team is a defining part of college participate in a physical education we put in these hours, do this should be boosted to si'x. And of course, I can't help •life and b) any such .sentiment course, there is no way it can work, learn this material, and The Sciences at Trinity force but wonder if I am merely being would feel too much to me like compare to the six or seven hours manage to pull a good grade in a students to pui in more hours than victim to the negative stereotype that of.a nerd who holds his I spend weekly on my lab, and lab, our GPA doesn't accurately other majors, with the same of the dumb football player. pathetic if scholastieaUy-satisfy- definitely no way it can compare reflect our investment. results. A quarter-credit for a lab Without examining any of those ing life in too high a regard. But to the mental energy expended. So I'd suggest that Trinity do that takes over your life for a term over-used "intelligence" indica- when i go to a school that has the There is also the fact that we are an enormous favor to its Science is not just a little injustice, it is an tors (such as the team's median best team in a league filled with often running around like chick- students, and recogni/e. that our insult. We deserve more We GPA), holding to that negative its academically-ranked superi- ens with our heads cut off, mix- labs are not just a tiny little noth- work harder than that. i- •—-'-= "stereotype hardly•Se'eTftrfSif """" w't: rfelptraf Ssrqu'estiqhsr' PAGE 4 OPINIONS THE TRINITY TRIPOD - NOVEMBER 25, 2003 New Hockey Rink Would Be Beneficial for All

TIM COUGHLIN have one advantage over Hockey - all they Champions, and finished the season 19-6- Boys' and Girls' Club on Broad St. With have to do is walk to Ferris. Our Ice OPINIONS WRITER 2. the Board of Trustee's commitment to com- Hockey teams must make the trek, to This year, the Trinity Men's team is munity outreach, it would only be logical For over 30 years, Trinity has leased its Kingswood-Oxford Rink where all prac- ranked ninth in the USCHO.com pre-sea- to go forward with the project; it enhances ice time from Kingswood-Oxford in West tices and home games occur. Why should son rankings. The Women's team finished both community as well as campus life. Hartford annually, always planning to one this program be forced to travel across last year with a 4-12-2 record (but every- This rink would be a valuable addition day have a facility of our own. Quite often, town while the others have facilities direct- one knows thai this is their year). Such a to the athletic facilities here at Trinity. ice time is so hard to come by there that it ly on campus? successful past season should put to rest the Attendance at many of last year's games is possible for the athletes to return from Perhaps if, we had a failing Hockey debate that has been dragging on since var- was very high, even with the travel to practice at midnight or later. Other times, program, or maybe a lack of interest among sity hockey's conception almost 30 years Kingswood-Oxford. With our home rink practice will be scheduled immediately fol- the student body, then the lack of a rink ago. A facility of Trinity's own is needed, located conveniently next to campus, there lowing classes. would be acceptable. The thing is though - and more importantly, deserved. would be an even greater interest in the Ice This type ;of agenda would be. difficult,, _,oui\hockey,,programs are really good. The Hockey Program. The College is always : • Of the 12 NESCAC schools, all,but for any. athlete. Othesr'"- athletic programs v ; 2003,; . Meri's team iwas NEgCAC Trinity and Tufts have rinks of their own, looking for alternative activities for the stu- either on campus or just off. 1 understand dents. that being an "urban" school inhibits con- I'm not really sure, but I don't think the struction of much-needed facilities, but comedians at the Bistro are attracting a Fat there have been reasonable proposals to the huge crowd. Home hockey games have the Trinity College Board of Directors over the potential for hundreds of students, faculty past few years, and all of them have bean members, and citizens of the community to Needs Reexamination feasible. Now it is simply up to the Board come together on nights and weekends in a of Trustees to take action on the matter. controlled environment. Also, there is the continued from page 2 ; •methods, of measuring body fat. . The type of facility that is being pro- money-making possibility that is the hid- high schooK Grew is unique in this way; Additionally, the NCAA addresses the posed will not only benefit the Hockey den motivator behind every Trinity action. this year there are 19 inexperienced rowers issue in its formal guidelines, specifically Program, but also greatly contribute to the As we know from paying our lease every who joined the team without ever having in guideline 2e, Assessment of Body. touched an oar. Many of these women have Composition; not participated in athletics for several • "Importantly, there should be just as The facility would be another resource that years. :.\ • - much attention given to changes in lean This test, however, has such a vague mass (both in weight of lean mass and pro- Trinity could put to use financially. use that if it makes even one young woman portion of lean mass) as the attention tradi- on one team feel worse about her body tionally given to body fat percent," image, the Athletic Department must seri- The measurement of body fat via skin- rest of the student body here, as well as to yenr at Kingswood-Oxford, ice time is real- ously consider its validity, Detecting and fold tests is inaccurate, demeaning, and not the surrounding community. The ly expensive. The facility would be another decreasing the possibility of eating disor- strictly necessary for the monitoring of ath- "Community Sports Complex" plans to resource that Trinity could put to use finan- ders among athletes is not helped by letes' health. In the absence of an accept- work in conjunction with the Cityscape cially. decreasing ah individual's self-confidence able, concrete alternative, Trinity should at program as well as SINA to use a facility As put by Coach Dunham, "It is defi- in her body image. least attempt to test through more accurate such as this to its fullest potential. It would nitely a "win-win" situation both.for the provide both the students and community community and for Trinity, and a first-class members with an outlet that has never facility will be a tribute to all of our former existed here before. players, both men and women, who have The complex is planned to contain not practiced and played in various off-campus only a rink, but a community function area, venues since the 1960s. open to both students.and the public for It would only be proper for the Board athletic, cultural, and recreational purpos- of Trustees to finally go thorough with the es. "Community Sports Complex," and fulfill The complex would be a recreational the promise that they have made to Trinity extension of The Learning Corridor and the alumni as well as current students. Along the JLong Walk ..

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Another interesting aspect is that this is methods and make the process more sensi- JL got into all my classes line; 1 wasn t sure I not necessarily a commonplace test in all tive to the self-esteem of athletes. This may colleges, The University of Massachusetts be accomplished by discussing an individ- was going to get into Creative vVriting because - Amherst is among the colleges that'has ual goal range.for each athlete based upon ol the application, but I got in. J7he only prob- stopped screening its athletes through this his or her body type and sport, not merely method. taking the number and. leaving the.athlete lem I, had was that certain classes I didn t The NCAA makes recommendations to worry about how it defines him or her. for appropriate use of body composition As our winter training season contin- know you had to have a pin number ahead of tests. First of all, an article by Robin.E. ues, I and my other teammates watch our time, only alter when I was trying to register Levine, a sports nutritionist and expert in bodies grow, shrink, and tone as they disordered eating, recommends that ath- change in nearly every way possible. It is did I find out." letes be told their measured body fat per- tragic that now we look in the mirror with cent in a range, rather than a particular per- a number in mind, a number that may or -- lenzin Dharlo 07 centage point.-This is because of the signif- may not be accurate, a number that now, icant margin of error found in nearly all . subconsciously and falsely, defines us. ' Yup, except for one hut for that I'll needan override form because there are special require- Touching Film Evokes ments to get in. - Balint Roller, International Student

i -.- Empathy and Emotion I haven t really registered yet." continued from page 3 freshmen to adequately analyze their expe- the story itself brought many students out riences with diversity at Trinity. Diversity — Paul Somers '07 who wouldn't normally go to a Cinestudio Day came too soon for freshmen who just movie, let alone talk about sexuality. had nothing to talk about because they lit- In the theatre, sitting on the balcony, I erally had few stories of their own about Yeah I did; I just had to take organic chem., saw groups of. girls sob quietly with each, Trinity to share. , : and then I was taking the health fellows pro- other and groups of guys intently lean for- Now that they have spent three months ward in their seats. The crowd would snick- with each other and the rest of the school, gram so I just got in, no problem." er at the same time, sniffle in unison, and they can honestly speak about diversity let out a few laughs together in a moment from their own perspectives. If the discus- — John LaJPorta 'o5 of catharsis. Any movie that lets a group sion was not in the formal setting after the cry together creates a common bond that movie, it is clear that this film fostered intangibly links the group. This shared thoughtful conversation at Mather, in class, "X didn't get into all'of them, but I don't really sense of understanding of the experience of and in the dorms. 1 doubt anyone could those in Laramie and the hate that killed a walk away from this film untouched. care now, because during add/drop I can just young man, who is not unlike many of us But in the end, I suppose you can't talk get into them, here at a small college, seems to me more about the success of The Laramie Project meaningful than the strained "dialogue" of without looking at its context in the EROS -Laura jMinshall '04 one day. Film Festival, the increased efforts to In addition to the significance of the acknowledge and discuss diversity issues, Compiled by Joanna Hecht film, the (iming seems more appropriate for and of course, good ol' Diversity Day. Photos by Chuck Pratt Tin- TRINITY TRIPOD PAGE 5

EVs NOVEMBER. T.< 2003 Web Site Revamped Engagement Committee Aims to Interest Students to Foster Inclusion on Campus BRENDAN MCGOWAN they have a proprietary stake in Members of the New Site Launch Scheduled for January some aspect of the College and STAFF WRITER Engagement Committee EILEEN FLYNN direct users back to the home- that the piace is better for them Seeking to involve students in having made their contributions." - Nikyda Scott '04 NEWS EDITOR page, will appear on every sub- page, allowing for easier naviga- the Trinity community who feel The committee members - Eanionn Brown '05 Trinity will launch a new tion and return to the home page; isolate, Dean of Students come from various backgrounds. - Kate Mortensen '05 streamlined Web site at the end of The site will include a profile Frederick Alford has created an Magee Mcllvaine '06 was asked - Brian Friedberg '05 January, in an effort to stay com- of a student on the main page, "Engagement Committee." by the Rev. Dan Heischman, - Sabrina Murray '05 petitive with other colleges. giving prospective students a Alford described the 13- College Chaplain and committee - Magee Mcllvaine '06 The new site will be easier to chance to be introduced to stu- member, to join up. "The commit- member body as having multiple -Chris Moore '06 maintain than the current one and dents at the College. The home- ends or purposes, but says that the tee is- trying to • -findI. alternative .' will have improved navigational page will include a rotating pic- "general . theme [of the things for people to do on the - Sarah Carter '06 capacities for users. ture of students and faculty on the Committee] is to find ways to; weekend, andl don't drink'," he - Sasha Hezir '07 "[The] primary purpose of the left, with an architectural struc- engage , more students, and - said. "I'm one of the kids who is -Joseph Barber, Dir. Web site is for marketing," said ture, also changing, on the right. engage them earlier and more looking for alternative- things to of Community Service Mary O'Connor, Executive These pictures can be changed to deeply, in the life of the College." do." . . .' • - Daniel Heischman, Director of Communications. be seasonal as well. The idea for an Engagement Mcllvaine noted that, as far as Chaplain The site will be used in large An improvement for the Committee, Aiford explained, persona! interests go, he is a - Amy Howard, Dir. of part as a tool for prospective stu- maintenance of the Web site is the "came out of a meeting of Vice member of the Men of Color Campus Life President Sharon Hcr/.berger's Alliance, "which I think is one of -Frederick Alford, staff in which she challenged us the best groups right now that's "It seems... 'user-friendly." to think about how we might bet- trying to bring complete unity on Dean of Students - Joseph Byrne, Assoc. Prof, of Fine Arts ter engage ' students who feel this campus.":. : . as to what can be done to engage themselves isolated in our com- Sasha Hezir '07 was also all the students at Trinity, to make munity. It is important to note approached by the school chap- all students at this place feel like dents to learn about Trinity. implementation of a content man- that this meeting coincided with lain, who she had known before they have a. pi ace here and they According to O'Connor, the new agement system. and was informed by the discus- Trinity.when Heischman was an have a vested interest." site will allow prospectives to O'Connor says, "Once a sions of Sept. 16," in which stu- administrator, at an affiliated Brown explained that the "gel a feel for Trinity." This will change is made it will automati- dents engaged in discussions school? "We went out to lunch," committee for the past few weeks be achieved through Audience cally change throughout the regarding campus diversity, lie she said, "and we talked about has discussed reasons why certain Gateways, which will direct each whole site," so that there is not said. Trinity and some of the issues the members of the Trinity communi- group the site will serve - out-of-date or inconsistent infor- The group has been meeting Engagement Committee is deal- ty might feel unwelcome on cam- prospective students, current stu- mation on the site. Each depart- regularly since October, and ing with .right nows [Joining the pus and,tatvthe.same;time, the dents, faculty and staff - toward a ment will also get a template so works in conjunction with the1 committee] really excited me, so I College's various-strengths. page that will more directly serv- that its own site will maintain the College Affairs Committee. decided to join." A freshman iSGA "We have consistently kept a ice their needs; and interests. design consistency with the larger The specificpurposes of-the Joseph Byrne, Associate Trinity site. committee, Alford continued, are "What we're doing is breaking down the Professor of Fine Arts, who has Sudhakar said, "[the site will] threefold. viewed the new site, said, "From provide easy access to the kinds First, the group seeks to blur stereotypes on the campus." what 1 have seen of the new Web of information (students] are the lines between work and play - Sarah Carter'06, committee member site, my general impression is that looking for on a regular basis." by "creating and highlighting it is an improvement overall." The "Current Students" link activities that mix intellectual and Professor of Art History is still being developed, but will social pursuits." Senator and Guided Studies stu- positive outlook about Trinity," Alden Gordon is in favor of a new be as comprehensive as the Secondly, the committee aims dent, Hc/.ir has maintained a Brown said. "We are more than Web site However, he feels that prospective page. The hope is to broaden social and residential strong interest in human rights. willing to be honest with our- "the prototype of the new home- that all the information students options for Trinity students. Eamonn Brown '05, a mem- selves about what the shortcom- page ... does not reflect the fact are looking for will be available Finally, Alford explained, ber of the Psi Upsilon fraternity ings of the College arc ... but thai Trinity is a small liberal arts from the Trinity site, with fewer "we would like to create an ethos who also serves on the committee, we've also spent a significant college ... and is graphically con- redirections and links necessary. where most students are 'of the explained that "eventually our amount of time discussing what fusing." Also, when an announcement is College and not just 'in' ft. We goal is to make real, concrete and Trinity's assets arc and how they- Some of the changes that will posted on the Trinity Exchange, it would like most students to feel viable suggestions, to'the College see COMMITTEE on page 8 be implemented on the new site will update itself on the Web site arc. feature areas, such as Living of that organization and be avail- and Learning and Urban/Global able through Trinity's larger site. Legality of MyTunes Debated Connections. O'Connor said that O'Connor believes that this one of the purposes was to make new site "compares very well" Bill Zeller '06 Attracts Media Attention with MyTunes Program sure I hut the Living and Learning with Web sites of other schools. REBECCA FOWLER he is online. don't think lie [Zeller] has done She explained that they tried to section on the Web site was "con- NEWS EDITOR Zeller's Web site, www.cow- anything to get into Apple's soft- sistent with our viewbook." identify the best features of other pimp.com, , expressly warns ware. He hasn't hacked the soft- Rama Sudhakar, Director of schools' sites and make sure that Since MyTunes was released against using MyTunes to violate ware. This is just a little third Marketing, described the Living the new site would also incorpo- over four weeks ago, the program copyright laws, and the software party app that happens to runs and Learning section as "concen- rate them. The gateway func- has attracted local and national does not let users save music alongside the software," trating on life here as a small lib- tions, the links that speak to spe- media attention. In the past week, bought from.iTunes digital, store. . explained Rose from TechTV. eral arts colleges." This will be cific audiences, are a new feature MyTunes' creator Bill Zeller '06 "... I am pleased to see that Rose said he does not think Apple achieved through case histories of the site and are considered appeared on the Channel 4 local riot only does Mr. Zeller under- will have a problem with on the site, focusing on the expe- "very important." news and MyTunes was featured stand his software, but he is MyTunes because it only allows riences of specific Trinity stu- The site will not be wholly on TechTV. responsible to it. That is, he.is files on a network - like Trinity's 1 dents. complete when it is launched in "1 think it's great that our aware that his actions are his own - to be saved to a hard drive, not The Urban/Global Connections January. A virtual tour of the folks are writing popular soft- responsibility and he needs to from the Internet. part is "very important ... from a College, part of the admissions ware," said Bryan Adams, take action to protect himself. However, Ned Cabot, marketing point of view," according features, will be completed after Network Administrator. Despite the fact , that he Visiting Professor of Public to O'Connor. the site is up, and other aspects of However, Zeller did remove cannot/should not run this soft- Policy cautioned, "I don't know Byrne addressed the issue of the site will be worked on. MyTunes from the Trinity net- ware here, Kudos to Mr. Zeller." enough about the particulars to the College's appeal to prospec- "it seems better organized, work to avoid conflict over the Adams said. comment on this case. However, tive students through the site, say- easier to navigate, more 'user- College's network regulations. During a MyTunes segment after Napster it is clear that those ing, "I also think it will represent t'riendly,'" Byrne said. " ... running this software on the. cable station TechTV, the who facilitate the violation of the College well to prospectives, Margaret Lindsay, Director of does indeed violate out accept- host, Kevin Rose, commented copyright may be held liable for parents, high school counselors, the First Year Program, said, "I able use policy," Adams that he does not foresee Apple the effects of what they are etc., if they can navigate our Web fed confident that the new Web explained. taking action against Zeller, "I doing." site easily, finding what they want site will ... serve us well by MyTunes allows Windows to know about with minimal frus- bringing first-year students to users on a network to save songs trations, or too many unnecessary campus who have many different other people have on iTunes on steps and/or detours." strengths and who want to build theiv own hard drives. While Due to an oversight, Brad Beitz's name was mis- The site will differ greatly on lots of them." MyTunes enables local file shar- spelled in the photo caption of the Nov. 17 Tripod's i ing, iTunes only permits listening from its present incarnation The Web site is still under Our Town article. The Tripod regrets the error. because global links, which wilt development. 1 to another person's playlist while PAGE 6 NEWS Tun TRINITY TRIPOD - NOVEMBER 25, 2003. EROS Him Used for First- Year Pro-am Dialogues continued from page 1 continue to talk about. I don't want to try to year, and felt that the issues in the film change any minds or create any activists," Network Outage.'"-v^i-"'. were important ones that needed to be dis- Karla Spurlock-Evans, Dean of t cussed. She suggested to the First-Year Multicultural Affairs, whose office con- .The,network- was shutdown briefly from 7^9 a^:;-Saturday, Council, a group in charge of organizing tributed significant funding (o the event, Nov.'22.' According to Bryan Adams, Network Administer, the events for freshmen, made up of students, added that raising awareness on campus is faculty and administration, that The a major goal of the First Year Program. system was in clanger of crashing due to a lack of some BIOS Laramie Project be used. 'Theses are issues that sometimes divide, patches.- During the outage, one of Trinity's webi-s&^e&that "What we liked about The Laramie and also serve to clarify the collective point runs the www.trincoll.edu Web site was updated." Most-network of view," she said. Originally set for show- Project was that it was complicated; it access was unaffected. Because of the short 'time-span-:ofith^ instilled complex feelings. It wasn't just a ing in September, the event was postponed •inconvenience, "... the disruptions this downtime^gn^lpi^;^, "I saw different points of view that seemed simply [were a] fair trade-off to ensure the long term s|a|)piLy\QKtijiis horrific." •important server," Kristopher Arenis, Systems^lM''ana|er) - Zabrina Mclntyre '07 explained. - \ ',-. "-'Hp-i^t ?'.:•"; film that stereotyped people. The audience in light of scheduling for Dialogue Day. As CPTVto Air PiecetoSf£'•:•'* sees that the people in Laramie had mixed the facility involved said, however, the tim- feelings, that they weren't sure what to ing worked well because by November stu- Hartford Studies think. The characters allowed people to dents have gotten to know one another, to open their minds," she said in an interview. trust one another, and this is what allowed CPTV's "Main Street" will feature the Hartford Studies She stated that the Film allowed stu- them to discuss such weighty and difficult Project at 8:30 p.m. on Nov. 21, 12:30 p.m., Nov,23 and 11 p.m. dents to connect to issues without being issues more freely with one another. forced to take them to any sort of personal Margaret Lindsay, the Director of the Nov. 25 on CPTV Channel 7. level. In other words, students could dis- First Ye;ir Program, also had an active role cuss their thoughts without having to relate in bringing the film to campus. "The film National Hunger and the films to their own lives. was really done wel! because it gave stu- After viewing the film, first-years were dents multiple levels on which to respond," Homelessness Week to meet with their seminars to discuss the she stated. The good thing about the way in topic. These discussions were led by men- which this program was set up, she said, Nov. 16 to Nov. 22 was national Hunger and Homelessness tors, without faculty, to give the students was that it made the entire experience very Awareness Week. The week was co-sponsored ,by National more opportunity to feel that it really was universal. Coalition for the Homeless sand 'National Student' Campaign, between themselves and their peers. 'This "Sitting with other people in a cinema, is about [the students], their age group, sharing that, made it collective," she con- Against Hunger & Homelessnegs.-, , - • *;^l'T'' '. something for them to wrap their heads tinued. Students reported to Lindsay that - Jv- ••''.'.?'?£•,. • •"' .-.•X^-t'Yx" - around," Fulco said. the absence of Shepard's portrayal in the She went on to state that it was a con- film allowed them to generalize about the Honor Council Decision-S;?v> versation that heeded to be had on campus. case and realize that it wasn't just some- Cases have been heard on matters such as physical, assault, "The goal was not to relate this to Trinity, thing that happened out in a town in but to create something that students would see IMPACT on page 8 harassment, endangering" •• behavior, theft-, * disorderly conduct, unsafe operation of a motor vehicle, damage to property, ,fire I safety, smoking in residence halls, and violations of alcohol and drug .policies. Students found responsible" forthe .misconduct have been required to pay!'re'stitution'ortSL'fi'ne:brlperform work service; :asked to engage in educationally-relevant activities; or, in minor cases, received warnings. Forty-three students have been placed on residential probation ou censured, foul" have been suspended, and 37 have participated in drug and alcohol educa- tion or counseling as a result of their adjudication. The Dean of Students Office will issue a written report in January summariz- ing all offenses and penalties for the fall semester. Campus Safety Reports The following incidents occurred between Nov.. 10 and Nov. 17: • •-,i»\Ppon receiving complaints';.from "a. Resident Assistant Campus Safety 4iscoyered;tri^;4h(|iyiduals smoking marijuana the Dean of

- •.Campus.$afety:.^sp:6na'e€;tp'a'residence hall and seized a small' iqiiantity/pf Ka)|icinpgenic 'mushrooms. The case -was referred'to; the Dean of Students1 Office for adjudication. '-- > W;Upon receiving .a^comp iaint from'a resident assistant eight students1 were found'.ih:a'';ciprmitory room smoking marijuana. this'cas'e was referred'to the;pean of Students Office for adjudi- cation. . Vs,. a A Trinity College; student made a complaint stating that a Yellow Cab driver;rhaa'e sexually offensive comments to him/her during a ride!'from,, "that company. The Campus Safety Finding cash for college is child's play. Department and the'Hartferd Police are aggressively investigat- ing this incident and/complaints have been made to the taxi com- Register now and search thousands of scholarships pany management.' •'. > worth over $3 billion • A cbjtnplaint from a Residential Fellow indicated that mar- ijuana'was'.b'eing^smiDked in a residence hall. Students admitted t to discarding' two. marijuana joints. This case was referred to the www.trinitytripod.com/scholarships Dean of "Si udents O ttice' f orad'i'udu at ion ® A * t-hide vva^. \andahzed on Vunon St An unknown sus- pect damaged the \chicle's cxtcuoi wndow in this incident" '• NOVEMBER 25, 2003 - THE TRINITY TRIPOD NEWS PAGE 7 NESCAC Constrains Athletic Admissions Numbers continued from page I tion with the social and academic dents, financial aid in first year, based on athletics. lage in the admission process. school, but in general it looks like life at Trinity." legacy, and SAT lowest and high- There are a higher number of "Anytime an applicant to Trinity is not giving as much of The study says that Trinity's est quaniles. males admitted because of athlet- Trinity or any small liberal arts an advantage to athletes as other intercollegiate athletes spend the "Being an intercollegiate ath- ics than females, because of foot- college knows personally some- NESCAC schools." same amount of time on socializ- lete has a statistically discernible ball. one from the community, they're bul .substantivcly insignificant "There were 140 recruited going to have an easier time," Trinity accepted [athletic admits] in the effect on GPA," the study says. freshmen who matriculated this Herrmann-Keeling said. "The "For women, predicated GPA is year," he said. "More than half of person is rooting for them. This low 90s per year." 0.05 points less than for other stu- those students were admitted to person can be a coach, a faculty - Richard Hazclton, Director of Athletics dents. For men, predicted GPA is Trinity for reasons other than ath- member, a person of the adminis- .08 points lower." letics - mainly academics." tration - any number of different The study also raises ques- Hazelton emphasized the dif- people who have a connection to The study notes that especial- ing, partying and community tions as to how to improve aca- ference between athletic recruit- the college." ly for students in the middle range service as other students. demic performance of athletes ment and admission based on ath- He said part of a coach's job of SAT scores, athletic advantage It also says that male intercol- and the concern of "athletic letics. is to find players to fill out the for admissions is lower at Trinity legiate athletes drink more. divide" at Trinity during admis- He said recruitment is done teams. than other NESCAC schools. "Based on a large number of sions and on campus. using NESCAC guidelines. "Coaches will look at hun- For instance, the adjusted questions, both male and female Despite the results of the admission advantage of all intercollegiate athletes are as aca- study, the number of athletically- "We identify students who can help the NESCAC schools for 1999 was demically and intellectually motivated admits has dropped in 33 percent for women and 34 per- engaged as other Trinity stu- accordance with the new team.and who are academically strong cent for men. The adjusted admis- dents," the study says. NESCAC rule. sions advantage at Trinity for the "Intercollegiate athletes spend "We cannot know the impact enough." - Scott Hernnann-Keeling years 1995-2001 was 27 percent about as many hours per week on just yet because we are only in the for women and 29 percent of academic work outside the class- second year with this policy," "We're allowed to go to the dreds of prospective players when men. room." said Richard Hazelton, Director games and watch the individual likely they need five or six on (he "For most athletes, athletics Looking at the data Smith of Athletics. players, but we can't talk to their' squad," he said. "The coach then is only one factor," Smith said. said he is concerned that the aca- "In past years, there was no parents or them outside of that creates a list of 15 to 20 students "Academics are likely lo be the demic performance of athletes regulation for the number of ath- setting," he said, "Recruiting is over the course of the recruiting reason for their admission. does not appear as high as what letic admits; Trinity accepted in done by sending the prospective period. We admit the ones we feel Students with low academics arc administrators predict would be the low 90s per year." students literature about Trinity, are admissible. We identify stu- not likely to be on a coach's final from the admitted SAT scores. "We are regulated by the having those kids talk with coach- dents who can help the team and list to the admissions office," In an analysis of the data, NCAA and the NESCAC. es and players, and spending a who are academically strong Smith said the study also Smith said the study predicts NESCAC niles are more strin- night with current students to get enough." examines athletes after matricula- graduating cumulative Grade gent," an idea of what the campus is A coach can have a signifi- tion to Trinity. like," cant impact on whether a student "Athletes arc more likely to a... Trinity is not giving as much of an To find prospective athletes, is admitted, Herrmann-Keeling graduate than non-athletes," he coaches mail out letters to high said. said. "However, they arc less advantage to athletes as other NESCAC school coaches in New England. "These coaches are sifting likely to graduate with a B+ letter schools." -Kent Smith The letter explains Trinity's through hundreds of students," he grade or higher. Athletes are academic requirements, so coach- said. "When they bring us the list, equally as likely to major in the es can recommend a certain type these are the students they are sciences, which is one of the Point Averages for intercollegiate- Trinity is allowed to admit 71 of student, Hazelton said. likely lo know the best. They are more difficult majors. athletes. students based on athletics, he Scott Herrmann-Keeling, able to have insight into what He continued, "Athletes are He noted that the study con- said. Trinity accepted 62 of 550 Assistant Director of Admissions, type of student they want to bring more likely to report a satisfac- trolled for minority, foreign slu- students iii the class of 2007 said athletes often have an advan- to campus."

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Corning upin Choate Rosemary Hall Summer Intern Spring 2OO4 Choate Rosemary Hall in Wallingford, CT is a boarding and day school of 850 students and 114 full-and-part time teachers. January 5 New York Recruiting Consortium Find out about their summer teaching internship June 27 - July 30, 2004. lanuary 28 Aetna Information Session Bring (or send prior) a resume and the application (which you can complete on-line at www.choate.edu/summer) to the info session. February 6 Capital Consortium, Washington, D.C. Interviews will follow the info session. Vlarch 25 Hartford Consortium Career Fair WATCH FOR THESE UPCOMING EVENTS THIS SPRING! Chemistry Alumni Panel Commercial Real Estate Practice Interviews Non Profit Careers Careers in Journalism Careers in Publishing Sales & Marketing Careers Engineering Networking Event I Finance Alumni Panel International Career Opportunities - NOVEMBER 25, 2003 PAGE 8 NEWS Impact of Him Resonates One Week After Showing continued from page 6 ual students after the group had left and Wyoming. "We live in a town, a stale, a who had long discussions with those indi- Williams: The College Director of Health Services at Williams country like this," said a woman portrayed viduals one-on-one. informed the college newspaper, the Williams-Bawd, chat officials were in the film, "We need to own this crime. "1 think it was an overall success," said worried about the "number of students going to the Health Center for Everyone needs to own this crime. We are Barison, "Nothing like this has been done alcohol-related problems. An e-mail was also sent out to the entire like this." before in this format, so it was pretty new campus stating that a number of prospective students had bad experi- Lindsay and Fulco said that they have and experimental." received both positive and negative feed- As far as successes go, the fact that stu- ences related to alcohol while visiting Williams, and in some cases, this back in regards to how the film worked and dents have continued to discuss the film made them decide not to attend, The number of students drinking how students reacted. with the same emotion they experienced themselves into a situation in which they must go to the hospital has after walking out the theatre door a week Although they will not be sure of num- risen throughout the fall, and though the school does not know the exact numbers, Associate Dean Dave Johnson was quoted in the "This is about [the students], their age group, sonic- Williams Rawd as saying, "We get closer and closer to a major catas- thing for them to wrap their heads around." trophe." A group of NKSCAC cleans will be discussing this issue at an - Adricnnc Fulco, Assoc. Professor of Legal Studies annu;il conference on Dec. 8 and 9.

bers until the evaluation forms mentors arc ago marks how much impact il did have. Wesleyan: YVe.-.leyan appointed Abdullah Antelpi as its first-ever supposed to fill out are turned in, they have ''After the film, 1 was really over- Muslim chaplain, joining the tanks of the resident Catholic, Protestant gotten reports that there was a great deal of whelmed," said first-year Nick flail over and Jewish chaplains. The appointment comes alter a year-long success. dinner, "It felt like there was nothing 1 Some discussion groups worked very could say." Other students agreed that they administrative push by Muslim students to increase Islamic worship well, with mentors reporting long periods had similar thoughts the evening after the resources (in campus. Aiuclpi was born in Turkey and has spent the of lime in which people wanted to talk film. last twelve '.en-; leaching in a number of Southeast Asian countries. about what ihcy had seen. There were oilier 'I'lie honor Of events thai took place groups as well in which people hud u hard- hock in IWN still sils ("irmly in the thoughts Middlebury: Middlcbury's President. John M. MeCarde.li, Jr., will er time discussing or connecting, and'some of people today who are trying to under- did have low attendance. "We are not twist- stand what happened. "I couldn't believe step down from his post m June 200-1. This i> McCardell's 13th year ing your arm to go to this discussion," said that people were able to convince them- as president. After a one-year leave lie wilt return to Midcllc.bury in Barison, noting that forcing student atten- selves the murder was somehow Malt's July 2005 lo teach with the title of college professor. He will become dance would have been a shortcoming of fault," exclaimed Evan Stissler '07. "trustee emeritus" in July '2005. In his div.cn years as president the the program. "I saw different points of view that Barison, one of Fulco's students, was seemed simply horrific," said Zabrina College has grown by about 1350 students and has created 30 new fac- instrumental in making The Luramie Mclnlyrc '07, 'The fact that others didn't ulty positions. Project a part of the EROS Film festival. He care ... that seems impossible." had worked on the festival for the past The intensity of The Laramie, Project Colby: A panel discussion on Wednesday, Nov. I ;> dealt with the issue three years, so when Fulco told him her hit students with the reality of the event. oi micro-aggression (luring Colby's Racial Awareness Week, held idea about showing The Laramie Project, "Live and let live basically means if I he worked to bring it to the festival. He don't tell you I'm a fag, you won't beat from Nov. 11) to 11. Micro-aggression was dclined as actions or inac- stressed that it was important lhat the film the crap out of me," said a gay resident of tions by individuals that perpetuate the status quo of racism, homo- was open not only to Trinity studenls, but Laramie in the film. phobia, sexism and xenophobia. Students and faculty discussed tin; also to members of the community because Stephen Belber '85 was one of the issue and the ways in which Colby students can battle this problem. this takes it from an isolated Trinity experi- interviewers and writers who originally The predominant suggestion wa.s thai white students needed to speak ence to a real world one. went lo Laramie, Wyo. for Ihc play that Lindsay added, however, that while she gave birth to The Laramie Project. He vis- up in classes anil not leave the nuns of ihc discussion on the studenls did know of some students who didn't ited Trinity in the Fall of 2001 to discuss o\' color. attend, she had also spoken to mentors who the experience and to show his own film, said they had been approached by individ- Tape at Cinestudio. Amherst: Amheist President Anthony Marx announced a ban on smoking in all College buildings, including dormitories, which will be New Committee Tackles effective as of Jan. 2b, the in-ginning ol next semester. The issue was brought to Marx's attention over family Weekend when he was sur- prised to discover that students wen' still allowed to smoke in dorms. Student Isolation Problem While he is concerned for the health of .student smokers, he aiso continued from page 5 discussions can arise from the expressed concern over those non-smokers exposed to second-hand can be better utilized for all students." Committee's diversity, which includes smoke. Some Amherst students were upset about this announcement, The opening minutes of the commit- members of all classes with various inter- citing the lack of student input as an issue. Amherst presently has tee's Oct. 20 meeting were devoted to some ests and abilities. smoke-free housing available to both first-years and upperclassmen. Since the committee is new, many stu- on-the-recotd self-reflection. After the ban goes into effect, students wishing to smoke must do so 25 "1 think we're getting into looking at dents have not heard of it. very specific aspects of life here," said "(The Committee's! so abstract at this feet from all buildings. Hcischman "Dean Alford and I don't know point," said Joal Mendtuisn "06, "i don't much about the Tutorial College, so we are really know. 1 guess I'm just going to have, Connecticut College: l.jugeiie V. Gallagher, Rosemary Park going to visit them ... for a short while," lo wait and sec what it ends up looking like Professor of Religious Studies was named Connecticut Professor of "What we're doing," said Sarah Carter in practice." the Year by the Council lor Advancement and Support of Education "We would like to create an ethos where most and the Carnegie Foundation lor the Advancement of Teaching. This students arc 'of the College and not just 'in' it." is Conn. College's second professor who is closely involved in the College's Center lot Teaching and Learning to be named - Frederick Alford, Dean of Students Connecticut's top professor m the past three years.

'06, committee member, "is breaking down Madison Ward '07 was optimistic Hamilton: In the fall 2003 issue: of ihc Journal of Economic Education, the stereotypes on the campus. Everyone about, the committee's prospects. "1 think Hamilton College: was ranked fifth in economic scholarship among the says that there are frtit parties on the week- that it's important to have, a group like the end, and that's about it. It's a scary place to Engagement Committee," she said, top 50 liberal arts colleges. Hamilton ranked eighth among the top 50 be different in, because it's set in stone ... "because I think there are a lot of students liberal arts colleges in the total number of pages published of research [This group] is offering a more comfortable on campus who feel isolated. I think they within its economics department, in a study spanning from 1991 atmosphere to create change." ' ;' ' may feel isolated socially, andlhat mix'iiig through 2001. ' "I think having a diverse group of folks intellectual and social pursuits would be a on the Committee/' said Joe Barber, really great avenue ... on campus." Director of Community Service and Civic Cyriac George '04, SGA President, Tufts: Tufts first-year student Kayt Morris was named to the Hall of | Engagement, and committee member, "has said "I hope it works out..you know? It just Fame for Caring Americans in Washington, D.C. this past week. At forced us to be more critical in our analysis seems that there are already committees the age of nine Norris co-founded Helping Hands, a nonprofit service of where this campus lies because too often that exist with the same intent. organization in Quincy, 111., with her sister, Maggie. Student members it seems that, regardless of the what side of He continued, "I'm sure that as the the discussion you're on, it becomes too committee meets more often it will form a have logged 12,000 hours of volunteer work to date. polarized. We've held each other in check; more specific agenda. As of now it seems when we start going over to one pole, the very similar to other existing committee;., Bates: Bates hosted "Aspirations Day" Nov. 13, bringing 80 Lewiston other pole is saying 'Well, no, it's not that hut I'm sure this will be more successful, Maine high school freshmen to campus to give them a taste of college simple.'" seeing that it has the full-Hedged support of Barber believes that more nuanccd the Dean." life and introduce them ,to Collg^aiimissiQn procedures THE TRINITY TRIPOD PAGE 9

EATURES NOVEMBER. 25,3003 Long-OiAtonce Love: IA It Worth the heartache? your relationship, if there's JULIET IZON experiences still tied down with I know now we can make it er. If you feel more comfortable the ol' ball and chain? And even work." just being friends because you're enough communication then you FEATURES WRITER more interesting, how many of His advice to anyone in a apart, then it's time to examine shouldn't have problems. And There's always a few in every them have actually stayed togeth- similar situation? "Keep an open your relationship." follow what your heart tells you dorm. Seemingly normal, they er once tempted with the plentiful mind. It's quite unexpected to Case 3: John S.'s scenario to do." may be in your classes, or [gasp!] singles on this campus? 1 did a bit find your true love as a freshman might be the most common. How Case 4: Betsy was together even living in your room. There's of investigation into the matter in high school, so if it doesn't many times did someone tell you with her boyfriend for almost a never any way of figuring out (read: an honest to goodness work out with the person you're year before she came to Trinity. who's been affected ... until the excuse to gossip with whomever i with right now, it will work out in I Like John, she realized that i things were just not working phone rings. please) to bring this pertinent the future." tiflli i "Hiiiiiiiii baby! Yeah, 1 miss issue to the forefront of the loyal Case 2; Martha R. has been sJiliitiiill out. "We were having problems you too!" Tripod readers' minds. By track- dating Mark B. for a year and 5 I even before I left," she.says, "so Yes, boy and girls, 1 speak of ing down some real-live freshmen months. Unlike some other 1 knew that it was ending any- the endangered long-distance LDRs, 1 was able to get their LDRs, theirs is a relationship that i s way. It wasn't so much the dis- rclationshippcr, or as 1 like to opinions on relationships, love, has always been long-distance. in high school that they were tance that was the reason for us refer to them, the LDRs. Once and what the future holds. "Because we have never lived in staying together with their breaking up, although that was part of it. There were other thought extinct, there seems to Case 1: Hugh L. has been the same country," she says, "this girl/boyfriend and you laughed in issues loo," have been a spike in their popula- going out with his girlfriend, who transition was not that difficult to their face and pointed? Anyway, ' tion, at least among the freshmen is a senior in high school, for make. It is harder to gei to an air- John, like so many others, found' But luckily, this tale has a class at Trinity. Once you know about a year and a half. He made port from hem though " Perhaps it just too difficult to stay in a happy ending. Belsy has been the warning signs, though, they the decision to try the LDR absence does make the heart grow relationship when tempted by so together with her new boyfriend are fairly easy to pick out of a . because "1 felt confident that we fonder, but these lucky lovebirds many college girls. His girlfriend . for over two months now, proof crowd: could do what everyone said we manage to see each other fairly of almost a'.year and half and he -that former LDRs can find love When at parties, if their couldn't do. But 1 still knew it was often. Mark was able to stay with decided mutually that "it just that's close to home. And what phone rings, they look furtively wouldn't be fair to either of us to does she have to say about others around the room and then dart "... if there's enough communication stay together. She's in her senior who are still struggling with the into the nearest closet to whisper year of high school, and I didn't distance? "I just don'l think it's a sweet nothings into the car of then you shouldn't have problems." really want to be,tied down good idea to have a long-distance their beloved. either. We both just wanted to relationship. I wouldn't advise it - John S. '07 have fun, so there weren't really There will always be a ridicu- unless you're in an absolutely any hard feelings." • lous amount of prom memorabil- ideal .situation." ia on their walls. going to be a difficult transition." Martha for about a month during However, when both of them Well, there you have it, more They have a tendency to hang And indeed it was. Hugh and one of his breaks, and Martha are home for winter break, things than you probably ever wanted to out witli others that also have sig- his girlfriend broke up in the mid- went to London to visit him at may be a little different. "I still know about the failed relationship nificant others, i.e. "II you have a dle of October for about a week, Cambridge (yeah I know, we're talk to her every day," John says, attempts of the freshmen class, boyfriend, and 1 have a girlfriend, mainly out of '"fear that we just all jealous) during the fall. "And when we get back home and our struggle 10 make new if we hook-up it's not technically couldn't do it." But in this case, Her words of wisdom l.or we'll be together. It's just a very ones. As for this reporter, 1 am cheating ..." true love did prevail. Hugh suid anyone dealing with an ultra open relationship." His advice? quite happy with my NRAA sta- Bill who are these foolhardy that "it was foolish 10 be apart LDR? "You need to make sure "Just make sure thai you and tus. That would stand for no rela- souls thai embark on their college when we both still love each other. lhal you really wani to be togeth- your partner are very open about tionship. At all. Rules for Good (Safe) Sex r Ten pleasure only" thing you can stop cs, but pricey), for as Falzone has CHRIS MADISON 10 reading right now. pointed out, it will only help in FEATURES CONTRIBUTOR Maria Falzone opened her the long run. With all this alleged "sex lecture/routine by claiming, "If I Once you know your own Reasons We love advice" flying around the Tripod were President, I would make body you can begin to communi- recently I began to wonder exact- masturbation mandatory. You cate to your partner. But being Thanksgiving Freak ly who is qualified for giving out have to find out how you work able to listen as a partner is "sex advice." Well all those who and what you like. How can you important as well. Sure you can attended Maria Falzone's lecture ask someone to give you pleasure read those articles about the "30 10. Since we were gipped out of Trinity "SEX RULES" a few months ago if you don't know what you ways to touch towards instant Days, this is the first time in three months . like?" I fully agree with her. orgasm," but we're all wired dif- know that all that is required to that we've stopped doing work. become a "scxpert" is to have Good sex is all about communica- ferently. That "secret move" you good sex. That's right, no college tion, and knowing exactly what to may have mastered on your last degree, no having multitudes of communicate. But if you don't partner may not feel so great to 9. Pre-Christmas sales. Yay for credit cards, partners, no witty retorts using know what feels good yourself, your current one. So Icam how (he word "rub-dogs,1 just having then what do you have to commu- your current partner is different, good sex makes you a "scxperl." I nicate? And this is why Falzone find out what makes him/her tick 8. Lots of marathons -- an excuse to lay on will candidly say here that I con- advocates masturbation so vehe- and go from there. the couch for 12 hours at a time. sider myself a "Sexpert," and will mently. Every comedian in America now give some of my own sex But unfortunately, as Falzone knows that guys hate to talk after 7. It's the perfect amount of time with our advice, coupled along with Maria pointed out in .her lecture, it sex, but if good sex is your final Fal/.one's, take it or leave it. seems like there is a negative stig- destination get used to it. Just a parents -- by the time they start to annoy One disclaimer before going ma floating around women when little, "What felt good? Did you us, we're already going back to school. into this article: most of the it comes to vibrators and mastur- like it when 1 did X?" will do the . trick. Here's an analogy you guys 6. We can show thekids we went to higH UI low can you ask someone to give can follow: pretend you are a football coach getting ready for school with how much cooler we are now. you pleasure if you don't know what you the big game. What do they do? They watch the scouting videos 5. Wednesday night— biggest bar night of like?" - Maria Falzone (i.e. communication) and change their playbook in order to adjust. the year. ' advice here is biased towards bation. It seems like a lot of my Learn from each encounter and monogamous couples (if such girlfriends that I've talked to are change it up for the next time, 4. The leftover Thanksgiving sandwich. exist on this campus). 1 have either embarrassed, or reluctant to it'll keep getting better and bet- nothing against random drunk talk about sex toys. By masturbat- ter. hook-ups. But good sex very ing and using toys such as vibra- Having good communication 3. Stuffing our faces is patriotic. . ... rarely occurs during these flings. tors you learn what feels good, applies to you girls as well, but as This article is also bias towards and therefore know exactly what always, girls are more complicat- 2. Tryptophan is better for our systems than those who prefer a mutually satis- lo communicate lo your partner. ed. Of course here i am talking fying sex routine, for most of this Guys have been masturbating about that bizarre tendency to the chemicals that we usually ingest. advice revolves around a dialogue without the societal opposition on fake orgasm. 1 have no idea how model. And as we all know, it's their conscious for ages now, and this started, but ! am guessing it is 1. We're that much closer to Christmas kinda hard to have a dialogue 1 surgesi you women try to get by some, socially constructed relic of 4 with only one person. So if you1 re it as well (1 hear The Egg' and the old patriarchal days. But break. into the whole "1 have sex foi my 'The Bullet' are excellent choic- see SHINING on page 10 TV PAGE 10 FEATURES THE TP'*" TRIPOD - NOVEMBER 25; 2003 Shining a light The Gym Classes of Our Youth continued from page I scuttle around the gym on? And point was to kick the ball over the know, it's still being played in why would they have ever called heads of one of the other teams. on the Bedroom primary schools everywhere. them scooters, when that term Aside from the strain that the continued from page 9 spend a good amount of time Another favorite was the already existed for something crab position put on my wrists, I we're in the 21st century now, just looking at. yourself, and parachute, which wasn't so much that had two wheels and was a lot thought that Cage Ball was just and you all have the right learning to love what your mom fantastic. In fact, I'd be up for a towards mutually fulfilling sex. and dad gave you. The best days were when we were game of Cage Ball any day. Any So, since we are talking about Finally, let me just reiterate takers? sex as a dialogue, what do you my point from above: good sex allowed to sit in the middle of the para- Then of course there was think faking will achieve? Sure 1 is all about communication (not chute and be tossed up and down... Dodge Ball, the cause of count- can understand there are times the only thing, but a huge part of less bruises and much injured you "Just want to get it over it). Not satisfied? Ask your part- pride. As much as some people a game as it was just really, real- more fun? loved the game, I can't under- I have nothing against random ly cool. Everyone would grab 1 myself developed a fear of stand how anyone found it a good onto the side and we'd do ran- scooters after a bad experience in idea for children to chuck balls at drunk hook-ups. But good sex very dom things like shake it to make first grade (note to future Ptiys. one another and for there to be rarely occurs during these flings. waves and then throw balls into Ed. teachers: check scooter bot- glory in the one able to hit the the center; or lift it up, run under- toms for loose staples), but they most peo- neath it and sit on the fabric so were involved in an inordinate ple. For with," here faking is fine. But ner to help you out. Something that it made a big, airtight bubble. number of our games. all the faking il at the wrong times only feel good? Tell them to keep The best days were when we One such game was what we injury it hurts yourself. You are falsely doing it. Something fed weird? were allowed, one by one, to sit called Cage Ball, but has been caused at informing your partner what feels Tell your partner to stop. in the middle of the parachute referred to by other names in the time, good reinforcing his/her "bad Something you like that he/she and be tossed up and down by other states. The class was divid- we may habits," and coming nowhere is not doing'.' Ask them to do so. our gym teacher and fellow class- ed into four teams, and each team as well closer to that "good sex" we are You practice abstinence? Tell mates. I can't imagine that lined up on one side of a square, have been talking about. your partner you don't want to schools could be allowed to do crouched in what we were told to playing painl ball. 11 One crucial thing all of this go there. this today, what with liability call the "crab position, leaning The point is, finally, that there advice, requires is that one be Having good sex is as much issues and the like - I'm pretty back on our hands,.knees in the was no reason or logic behind comfortable with their body. How about talking as it is listening. sure that most lawyers would not air. Kvery person was assigned a these games. We took them for can you' let someone else love Also, when having all this good recommend the tossing around of number, and when your number what they were, which was fun. small children in school* - but il your body if you can't love it sex keep in mind my hist sex was called you had to "cralwalk" And that's something that we seemed like a great idea at the yourself? So during this whole article: wear protection and be into the center of the square, sit- should appreciate now more than "get-to-know-yourself" period, safe. ever, when fun - pure, innocent fun - often comes in small doses. For all the injury [dodge ball] caused We should remember what it's at the time, we may as well have been like to be caught up in something playing paint ball. thai was stupid, and made no Around Trinity sense, but that, for whatever rea- son, made us feel good. AT thought that it had gotten its point across time. uatc yourself cm a scooter, and And, perhaps most important- last week, but apparently AT was mistaken. And what about scooters? fight with the other three people ly, we should form an intramural AT repeats: Loud sex on weekend mornings is Did anyone not experience those assigned the same number over a parachute team. Hey. if Ultimate square, wooden contraptions huge ball thai the teacher threw Fnsbee has its own team, what's disruptive to necessary sleep. And AT's annoy- with four wheels that we used to into the middle of the circle. The stopping us? ance has nothing to do with AT being jealous. Nothing at all.

The Vegetables Come to Life. On Wednesday afternoon, a few very sober students had a very noticeable mishap in the Cave when one pushed the other into the screen behind the saiad bar, causing the whole Join The Trinity salad bar to roll forward, attacking some unsuspecting salad-eaters and knocking over a huge plant, sending wood chips flying every- Online Team where. Moral of the story, kids: stupidity j results in public ridicule. ' Are you interested in computers, Why AT Loves the Pizza Man. Late Saturday night, AT heard a commotion layout or web design? on Summit St. and peeped out the window to see what was going on. It turns out that a pizza delivery car had stopped in the middle of the street to make its exchange, not leaving enough room for the campus shuttle to go If so, join the Tripod Online Team around it. This caused a. backup of a .number of. cars and eventually the arrival of the cops, but and become involved with one of the pizza was delivered. Comments were made regarding the intelligence of the delivery man, the most praised college but AT likes him. He makes AT laugh. newspaper websites The Comeback of the Blacklight. AT never used to think that blacklights were in all of New England. cool, but after attending one fraternity's party on Friday night, AT has changed its mind com- pletely, In addition to hearing "Here Comes the Hotstepper" and being able to write all Next semester's staff is starting to] over people with highlighter, AT witnessed some very amusing events. One girl, about to form now. If you are interested hang up her fleece, had it snatched from her hand by an enthusiastic raver, who then put on a good five-minute show using the stolen contact Matt Barison fleece as a prop. He eventually returned it with a contrite, "I'm sorry I stole your fleece," or Jim Nadzieja, NOVEMBER 25, 2003 - THE TRINITY TRIPOD FEATURES PAGE 11 Meet Your Class President: Jake Schneider '04 This Year's Agenda Aims to a Create Tent City Policy in Order to Further Enhance the Trinity Community STEFANIE LOPEZBOY mer he programmed parallel President Richard] Hersh came. of the best groups of students STAFF WRITER computers to fight cancer, which He represented everything that Trinity had seen in a while. "Our he said was a very rewarding Trinity students reject." class is the first of those classes Being Senior Class President experience. After graduation, he However, with the former where the admissions standards is more than just a line on a wants to pursue his interests in President gone, Schneider says were higher, so you just have a resume for Jake Schneider '04; programming and become a soft- the College is back on the right better group of students. We had He says, "I love Trinity so I just ware architect. Computer track. He said, 'The College's higher SAT scores and more civic want to be involved now and involvement coming into Trinity. even after I graduate." From his "I love Trinity so I just want to be It doesn't mean we don't know arrival on this campus his fresh- how to have fun though," he said. man year, Jake has done a num- invoivcd now and even after I graduate." In the spirit of fun, Schneider ber of things to improve our cam- and the other class officers will be pus and be involved. He was an -Jake Schneider'04 meeting next week with President SGA Senator for three years, two Painter to discuss the changes to of which he was the chair of the Science, he says, has helped him ousting Hersh is a symbol that we Tent City. Schneider is hopeful Elections, Recruitment, and that a compromise will be throughout his time at Trinity in care about community and Jonathan Chesney Communications Committee. the various things he has done. respect student rights and opin- reached that will endure for future Jake Schneider y04. Jake has also done "In Computer Science you are ions. It was just a bump in the classes, so that negotiations over ConnPIRG, was a Dean's Scholar learning how to solve problems road." the event will not have to go on according to Schneider, is the freshman year, and is currently a and engineering solutions based Schneider thinks that one of every year. In order to make this sense of community it encour- Resident Assistant in Funston. A on givens, which is basically Trinity's greatest strengths is its possible he said, "Students have ages. He asks, "Do we reaily Guided Studies graduate, Jake is what we do,in student govern- sense of community. This is why currently a Computer Science ment," he said. he chose to be Class President "Students have to be held to a higher major designing a website called Schneider's passion for rather than SGA President. He www.fatchicken.com for his sen- Trinity is almost genetic. His sis- said, "You get t do a lot o( the fun standard of behavior ..." ior thesis. The website is geared ter graduated from Trinity in class stuff. You get to plan all the - Jake Schneider '04 toward college students who 1995 and she loved it here as things that people enjoy." With want to trade their stuff online well. He said, "It's becoming the help of Courtney Cote, Vice with other college students. It President of the Senior class, and kind of a family thing." to be held to a higher standard of want lo see a should be launched by April of Mimi Mayer, Secretary, they are 1 asked him how Trinity has behavior if they want to be college that becomes sterile out- 2004. making headway planning things changed since he has been here acceptable citizens of the side the classroom? Or do we for senior week and negotiating College." In other words, the want to keep these traditions that Tent City. Cote's experience with administration' has to treat stu- build community?" The importance of Tent City, TCAC and planning events has dents like adults and, in return, Seriously devoted to the been a great asset, according to according to Schneider, is the sense of we students have to be account- notion of community and unity Schneider, because she uses the able for our actions. on campus, Schneider hopes that community it encourages. available money in the most Fortunately, the administra- an enduring tradition can be effective ways. Though he could tion has been very open to ideas established that will take the col- not disclose any details about Not only did he survive and what his experiences have presented by the class. Schneider lege into the future. He declined Senior Week, tie assured me that, Guided Studies and live to tell been. He replied, "It's gone up says, "Dean Alford is a great man. to give advice for future presi- with Cote's help, cool things were about it, Schneider is also a Legal and down so much since my He is responsive to students and dents because he said, "They getting done. Studies minor. Last year he spent freshman year. You got the feel- really accessible to hear our con- need to figure it out for them- a semester abroad in London at ing back then that people really In Schneider's opinion, the cerns." selves and bring their own King's College. During the sum- loved it here and then [former Senior class this year is also one The importance of Tent City, unique perspective."

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After Hours: More than half of Trinity students drink Visit the Self-Care Guide on our website: www.triacoll.edu/depts/healthcenter or one day per week or not at all Call X 2222 For the Nutse Practitioner on call SOURCE: Fall 2002 Risky Behaviors Survey The Magic EightfBall is m some of the suspectsfrecount certain of the foilowlig facts. Flynn (student/Newsf ditor), f mer Editor-in-Chiefi)| jenny I Jonathan Chesney f£|fudent/P Campus Safety Advisory Editor), Greg Polin Istudent/ Editor), Dick Hersh (f rmer Ac Last week the coveted Tripod Magic Eight Ball was stolen The 12 suspect! were at rom the office in the basement of Jackson. The missing report was ELiL^en "mmm \tCerry flynn iled Tuesday, Nov. 18 by Tripod Editor-in-Chief Edna Guerrasio itor/6tuu- he magic eight ball was taken from the Tripod office sometime Jonathan Garbage Pispasal Cnesney en with peas and s'w>rdfish w >etween 4 a.m. on Monday morning and 11 a.m. on Tuesday. After en, two had pasta>ari# three I ising its magical powers to predict the horoscopes for last week's s.sue, the Magic Eight Ball was put to rest by Features Editor Jenny suspects who had 'cjijken, on Dunn. "I swear, I left it right there on the desk — amongst all the who ordered swo|d|ffl sat at 1 >izza boxes and dirty plates - where I always leave it," she exclaimed. ordered a steakVqjJpR) did th Managing Editor Alex Gordon claimed, "The Eight Ball was steak and sat djrfljjacross i :here when I left at 4 a.m. on Monday morning. I know it was. I saw jenny ordered the||||a. t with my own two hands, I mean eyes! I saw it with ray own eyes. Whoever did this needs to pay, those bastards!" As the dinn4,#JjY starte The HPD detective on the case said, "This is one of the for, the long trek. fejf£ - even .veirdest cases we have ever seen. A real mind twister. It's defmite- y going to take some time to unravel this one." The.former EditorSiihief left But the Tripod doesn't have any time to waste. With the end an alum while Qgj|s Editor .if the semester nearing and the last issue going to press in a week, for dinner. The^lISiEditor 1 die Tripod staff is willing to offer a handsome reward to whomever Joe Make the Laugh 6tsp' :an identify the thief and bring the Magic Eight Ball home. A $100 Opinions tLditor/F<;rrn

Campus Safety advises all students to keep their Magic Eight Balls in a vuell protected, well lit area, away from first floor windows. E/ghP

Eight E&ll is missing. The police have talked to the 12 suspects pictured here. While pects recount the events leading up to the missing report differently, the police are Mowing facts. The 12 suspects are Edna Guerrasio (student/Editor-in-Chief), Eileen ^lews Editor), Brian Nanos (alum/former Features Editor), Abigail Thomas (alum/for- hief), Jenny Dunn (student/Features Editor), Will Yang (student/Sports Editor), iey (stiiient/Photo Editor), Rebecca Fowler (student/News Editor/former Features 'olin (sfCident/Arts Editor), Joe Stramondo (student/Opinions Editor/Former Arts Ldna "\N/« Can't Print That" rsh (fofmer Administrator), Sharon Herzberger (Administrator). spects were at a Tripod dinner party last weekend to celebrate the papers 99^ year CurrerfcStudents, alumni and administrators were all in attendance. The evening n Hall around 7 p.m. Guests, mingled for about half an hour until dinner was served rhe 12 suspects sat together at a long rectangular table in the center of the room, pects sat on one side, five on the other with two people sitting at the ends. The till currently, at the College sat between two women at the table. One of the male s no longer at the College sat directly across from one of the News Editors. The for- sat directly in-between the two Editors-in-Chief. Jonathan Chesney, who arrived late, of the table across from a current student. Former President Hersh, sitting on the Chesney, talked to the News Editor sitting to the right of him at the head of the table ith Greg Polin, who sat directly across from him. Will Yang sat next to Jenny and e former^Editor-in-Chief. Greg did not sit next to anyone whose name starts with the Y and Jqjfe sat agross from one aoojfte.r.in the middle ofv.the table. ••»•••• \ViLL "6Lr each guest had four choices: steak vvith mashed potatoes, pasta with shrimp, cfttck- md swordfish with green beans. Of the 12 suspects, four had steak, three had chick- asta and;three had swordfish. All four guests who had steak were men. Two of the had chicken, one of them being an alum, sat next to each other. One of the people jwordfisfrsat at the head of the table. One of the News Editors ordered pasta. Hersh ak and sordid the person, sitting directly across from him. The Photo Editor ordered : directly aftoss from someone who ordered chicken. Herzberger ordered swordfish. d the pastsaV . •-.;• . • . .. • ''••..•'••'"•• llnner parr^arted to wind down, guests began to gather their belongings and pair-off rek homefl&veryone except the thief who snuck away and stole the Magic Eight Ball, ditor-in-C^feft with one of the Administrators. The current Editor-in-Chief left with a the New%ijitor who had chicken for her entree left with a student who had seafood he Sports Ifttor left with a female who had a swordfish stain on her dress. Jenny was Pick liersh le by two i|fies, both of whom sat on the same side of the table at dinner, Administrator ice are stu§jgd. Campus Safety has no clue. Can you figure out who stole the Magic

7'riptfd Tyrant" Thomas tMaron Uerzberger Tit farmer Ldrt:«r-in-Cliidy Isttto evokes memories of the past with its nine- of nachos, or even a "giant pretzel" for the and chips and pot roast. ABBY SAMOLIS teenth-century brewery machines. The table served with two kinds of mustard - Problems arise only if you attempt an RESTAURANT REVIEWER space also serves as the Brew-Ha-Ha com- again, pub fare reigns here. I usually entrfie that veers out of the realm of bar Let's get one thing straight - you don't edy club, which offers weekend shows for choose the nachos but that's because they food. I would not recommend the pasta go to City Steam for a gourmet meal. Don't SI5. The dining area is a lot bigger than it constitute one of my favorite comfort dishes, which are generally underwhelm- get me wrong, the food is good; it's just not looks: the restaurant has three stories, a fact a four-star dining experience. What City that provokes sympathy for the waiters Your best bet is to stick with the classics ... their Steam does provide is a lively environment who have to climb them continuously with for enjoying homey comfort food, along heavy uays. presentations aren't as glamorous, but in the end, with an extensive list of unique beers. It's Before deciding on appetizers, it's a your stomach will thank you. Ivvise move to look at the beer menu. Quality fof 5): Though it is by no foods. If you'd prefer something less ing. The scared ahi tuna is decent, but ¥¥¥ means imperative heavy, ihey also have a basket of hand cut because it's a trendy dish that's served at that you try the potato chips, though I've found them to be almost all upscale restaurants, why get it here? Your best bet is to stick with the clas- Damage: beer here, the a bit too greasy. extensive selec- 1 won't skirt the issue on entrees: I've sics. True, their presentations aren't as tion beckons at never had a "proper" entree here. I come glamorous, but in the end, your stomach the perfect place to relax with a group of least a taste. The best-selling brew, the for pub fare and consequently order a will thank you. friends and enjoy some cooking like Naughty Nurse, is a pale ale witli almost cheeseburger. They're worth the sacrifice Desserts consist of typically American Mom's. fruity flavors. Darker lagers include the of a regular entre'e.. Big and juicy, it's not a concoctions. There's a warm brownie sun- Situated on Main Street next to the City Steam original brew, as well as the particularly unique burger but it's substan- dae, a rich chocolate cake, or the all-time Marriott, it's rather easy to pass by City City Steam Light for those who prefer tial and exactly what I want. An equally diner classic, a root beer float. I've never Steam and not think twice. Well, maybe the found myself wanting to indulge in dessert fewer calories in their drink. Other beers good sandwich is the chicken cheddar enormous brewery equipment in the win- here after filling up on nachos and burgers, change seasonally, but recent selections sandwich. A chicken breast smothered in a dow catches- your eye, but otherwise, it but from what I've heard, these desserts are included White Rabbit, a white Belgian ale, mountain of melted cheddar, topped with blends in with the other shops along the generally pleasing. and My Funny Ballantine, a pale ale bacon, is by no means innovative but is strip. The facade of the building, a striking - A final technicality should be noted imported from India. It would be a chal- definitely superior to other sandwiches I've before.you plan on visiting City Steam in Rotnanesque architecture, calls to mind the lenge to find another brewery in the area had at other bars. And definitely order the the near future, On Saturday nights, they do thriving glory days of VSartford 100 years that offers a more extensive beer menu. Of waffle fries as an accompaniment; they're course, they also have wine and mixed ask for r 1A : crispy and not too greasy. ago. : \ •'••'. //;:- V;V , . drinks, but when you're at a brewery, it's ID. at Inside, too, City Stesam offers an practically sacrilege 10 imbibe anything Of course, entrdes do exist on the the. door menu, and if ynu stick to the simpler dish- atmosphcrii trial Speaks to the past, with other than malted hops. due toi dark wooden benches and iron railings sal- es, they don't disappoint. A homemade I h c vaged from the original building, which The food is typical of what should be mealloiif wilh beer gravy isn't quite Ii c a v v was a department store in the 1870s. These expected in a bar. It's nothing glamorous. Mom's, but ii comes pretty close. It's served with a generous helping of mashed bar vol- What City Steam does provide is a lively emiron- potatoes, one of the ultimate comfort foods. ume. If Macaroni and cheese, another childhood you're ment for enjoying homey comfort food, along with favorite, presents a melted heaping bowl ol only going for food, make sure to tell ilie checsey noodles; what else, could you want an extensive list of unique beers. bouncer si> that he can seal you away from on a chilly evening? A large sirloin or the bar1 without a hassle. Otherwise. City porterhouse is also templing, though you Steam provides a lively atmosphere for historical elements add the little something but if all you want is good comfort food, may not have room for something of that relaxing pub fare. Just don't sel your culi- extra that distinguishes City Steam from it's the right place. Appetisers include buf- size il you've also'indulged in appetizers. nary expectations too high ami you'll walk any other bar and grill. The large bar area falo wings, tangy and spicy, ;i huge platlcr Other classic pub fare dishes include fish out satisfied.

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-.Lfl THIS WEEK AT RINITY: Happy Thanksgiving!i Monday, November 24,2003 Department of Music presents: Trinity Jazz Night An evening of jazz spanning several decades. performed by a student ensemble under the

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Intolerable Cruelly Matchstick Men Nov.26,27,28 @ 7:30pm :; Nov,24 & 25 @7:30 pm Tuesday, Nov. 25 Nov. 29@ 2:30 pm & 7:30 pm W. Basketball vs, Aibertus Magnus @ 7:30 pm M. Hockey vs, Elmira @ 7:00 pm Saturday, Nov. 29 M. Hockey McCabe vs. UMass/Dartmouth @ 4:30 i I P.RJ.D.E, Office of Multicultural Affairs* OSACCS PRESENTS • •"••••,- : I

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JENNIFER LINCOLN Interestingly enough, The Texas ARTS CONTRIBUTOR Chainsaw Massacre is not the only story , SEH, and li that based its horrific villain on Gein. He is The remake of The Texas Chainsaw the basis for Norman Bates {Psycho). He Massacre, the original of which was made made outfits out of womens' skin as well. Breaking Up Is Much Less Fun Than It Is On TV in 1974, opened a few weeks ago with Buffalo Bill {Silence of the Lambs) is also GREG POLIN place, or my Punisher #3 comic. 1 haven't much anticipation. The story of The Texas Geinian in origin. But wha! of Massacre'! ARTS EDITOR even randomly run into her, creating an Chainsaw Massacre is that of a group of The original captured the element of awkward moment that 1 could then try to young people who make an unfortunate grave robbing: perhaps the most significant There must be over 1,000 acts of vio- play cool. In fact, there has been absolute- stop on their drive through Podunk Texas, part of Gcin's criminal activity. This is, lence on television everyday. If you take ly nothing good about it whatsoever. pick-up a deranged hitch-hiker, and inves- however, absent from the second film. Rene Girard's philosophy that all sex is Lei me tell you about my Friday. I did- tigate a nearby farmhouse. What is present is the grisly meat hooks (on also an act of violence (not that violence is n't shower. Then I went to my morning Unfortunately for them, this farmhouse which police found one of Gein's victims), bad) that has to boost the number to at least class (Symbolic Logic) for 50 minutes. is the home of a demented family, and they the desolate setting, the skin mask, and the 2,000, if not more Then'there are those Then I came back to my room, ate a bag of become the victim's of a chainsaw-wield- furniture made from human remains. events on television that you witness a lit- Fritos, and'went back to sleep until the sun ing, mask-of-human-skin-wearing psycho- These are all reminiscent of (he actual tle less often, like marriages, divorces, con- went. down. ,,..•;.. pathic son. scene al the Gein homestead. test winnings*, fust kiSses.'and of course, Then 1 got up.and called my ex-girl- breakups Over the coarse of mv life f friend. We. t^lke^for?about a half-hour. f ... the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is Mi tkio swr v '.:rt, *il\ a lot o bfeV,c Theri'I hung uj$ffi|cMfor a while, After that was done; I'thought about masturbat- inferior to the entertainment quality of the 1974 vcrson. ing to pictures of on the internet, but decided to get dinner instead. 1 ate two hard-boiled eggs and u bite of You are told Qt the beginning of the The main difference between the pizza. siury that the tale is real. The Texas remake arvd the older film is that the new Then 1 went back to my room and went Chainsaw Massacre is not real. Allow us one is more elaborate. While in the 70s film lo sleep for a while. When I woke up I con- to debunk lhat myth.. Jt adds an element of you were just forced lo accept the hi/iirrc sidered showering, but instead plqycil appeal to beJtold that the story is real. But, tilings truit happened, here ultnoM every- Grand Theft Auto: Vice City for several as they vay, when something Is too enter- thing is explained, whether it makes much hours. I didn't have the heart to take my taining la be true ... Sense or not. While the old one seemed so character on a violent rarnpage, so 1 just The slory of The Texas Chainsaw weird it had to be true, the now one ts had him steal a car and slowly drove ii Massacre gets off on clniming to be a real screaming Hollywood. around the virtual city obeying all traffic event for its loose parallels lo the slory of While the plot chiingcs were clever ,nul and speed signs. Finally, I drove my char- l Gein, a real life killer who lived in carefully executed «i as I" mil rum the acters car.off .a cliff into the ocean, where Wisconsin. When police raided Gcin's .story il yiu IUK! iilrcai.lv seen the original, he was too apathetic-lo attempt to gel out of ihotise in 1957, they found furniture, the rcifiiikc (Vl llu; IIKOS CIHIIHMIW the convertible and swim to shore (leant .s. clothing, and decorations made from Massacre is interior u> thr ciiicrt.tiiimctit really blame him). '.;'.n hitches Gciii only killed r.vo quality of the 1974 VCIMCM. Then! turned off the system lo waich a women, and with :i gun. In short, (cm the un^nuil. Belter vet moyift with a friend. We watched Donnie However, the other nine bodies were rent Psycho (the original!) or Sileitcr m tlux . Darko, a good film, though1 not one to robbed from graves, an dement touched Lambs. All arc belter adaptation* ol the brighten my mood. After .the movie we upon by the original Texas Chainsaw Gein story than The Texas Chainsaw Gmg Poliu watched Star Wars the cartoon, on Cartoon Mcsssucre. bin not the rcmukc. Massacre. Don't we look tike a happy couple? Network Then we talked about.who ups. 1 used lu watch Seinfeld.ami they had would win in a figlil between Obi Wan and a! least one every episode. various characters from X-Men. Now, 1 feel from all this time spsnt When we were satisfied with our dork- staring at a glass screen 1 must have learned. , iDMfi 'w WPnt t0 ocd and 1 watched Scooby something about break-ups. Life Imitates Doo, Scooby Doo was inevitably followed art, just as art imitates life. So, all these by A Pup Named Scooby Doo, which was individual's true stories about break-Up1! .Followed by The New Adventures of Puerto Rican Fosters from the Collection of Jack and Irene OeUino contribute to what you see In film find TV, Sfiotjby Doo, which was then followed by and in turn, film and TV contribute to how Wednesday, Nov. 5 -Tuesday, Dec.'.' The New Scooby Movies (this one featur- Sunday - Friday 1-6 p.m. people then go aboul breaking up. One ing Mamma Cass) and the rarely seen Austin Arts Center, Widner Gallery reinforces the oilier, and after all the TV ! ,Scooby Doo and the 13 Ghosts featuring have watched, J must be pretty brain-1 This unique exhibition features 30 silk-screened Pueno Rican art posters from the Scooby, Shaggy, Scrappy, Daphne, an evil 1940s through the 1990s. ! washed al this point. 1 may have never magician, and a small Mexican boy (On a Winter Brew Festival done it before (on any kind of major level side note, anyone.who bitched about the anyway), but I know how to go about a live.action Scooby movie because the mon- Students in the Theater and Dance Department present their final directing, playwrit- break-up sters were real, obviously had nevei seen ing and performance projects of the semester in various informal settings on campus.

Monday, December 1 1:15 p.m.—3:15 p.m. The InterArts Seminar Final Projects Seabury Hall, 3rd floor, Studio 47. 4-5 p.m. Directing Projects (two projects, 1/2 hour each) Seabury Hall, 3rd floor. Studio 19. 6 p.m.-Zishan Ugurlu's Acting Class Seabury Hall, 3rd floor, Studio 19. 8 -9 p.m. Directing Projects (two different projects, 1/2 hour each) Seabury Hall, 3rd floor, Studio 19, 9-9:20 p.m. Kevin Keating Shoes, cooking, and foot sex?! Kevin Keating presents a multidisciplirtary performance piece developed during a semester-long independent study on Gender, Sexuality, and Performance. The work utilizes music, movement, text, and visual ele- www.ariimationusa.com ments to explore the cross-sections of gender and sexuality and identity - and expos- Scooby and the gang kick back before they fall into another mystery. es some of the humorous and not-so-humorous aspects of American gender roles and stereotypes. Seabury' Hall, 3rd floor, Studio 19. Or so 1 thought. You know, life is this final iteration of the original cartoon much less like TV then I've been led to series). Once this extravaganza had ended Tuesday, December 2 believe. Teenagers' lives aren't as melo- I cried myself to sleep and didn't get up All performances in Seabury Hall, 3rd floor, Studio 47 dramatic as they are in Beverly Hills until around 5 p.m. the next day. 4-5 p.m. Play Readings (two @ 1/2 hour each) 90210. Cops don't use cool one-liners 6-7 p.m. Play Readings (two @ 1/2 hour each) In conclusion, breaking up is nothing 8-8:45 p.m. Dance Works in Progress (8 pieces, 4-5 minutes each) when they make an arrest like they do in like it is on TV. If only life were that glam- Lawand Order. Furthermore, I have come orous. I used to think that television would Wednesday, December 3 to realize-that break-ups aren't as fun or as never steer me wrong.ibut'l guess I was 1:15-3:15 p.m. The InterArts Seminar Final Projects exciting as I thought. After two and a half incorrect. I can't break up with my girl- years, my girlfriend and I have severed our friend and then get a new Idve interest all Seabury Hall, 3rd floor, Studio 47. relationship. I am once again single, within the period of a single half-hour pep- Yet, 1 had no break-up sex. She hasn't pered with about 4; settings, a cast of fla- Thursday, December 4 called me and told me she made, a mistake vorful characters filled with idiosyncrasies, 4-5:30 p.m. Indian Dance: Kathak, Final Project and wants me back. I didn't go out on and a laugh track. 1 was especially dis- Seabury Hall, Studio 39 Saturday night and hook-up with a random heartened to learn that 1 didn't even have a 4-6 p.m. African Dance Final Projects girl my friends set me up with. I haven't laugh track. Life sucks a-lot more than it The Vernon Social Center NOVEMBER 25, 2063^^^ T* PAGE 17

BAILEY TRIGGS to remember, bul the quotum hurt .ill ihe that she. took for assent. Reaching into the so she continued. "It was on that day that ARTS EDITOR same. She studied his face, living to lmil in clove compartment, she pulled out a well- you dragged me under this lonely pier with it the man she had married almost to years worn map of Florida and began searching you and asked me to marry you." She Inspiration for an can'come from many ago, the man who would have known ihe for the fastest mute lo Ormond Beach. paused only to catch her breath this lime d.tferent sources, even the very newspaper importance of tomorrow. Mack Dvki'.\ Jr., the couple's son said before moving on. you re holding in your hands. A popular "Mack, honey. We need io go on a he was relieved his parents were safe. "Do you remember what 1 said? 1 told exercise in creative writing circles is to Hip." "I thought m\ mom had died. She's you that 1 needed proof. Proof thai you take a story from a newspaper and create "A trip? Where? You want more dress- been very sick." he said. He had reported loved me. Proof that you weren't just mar- your own back story for it. For my parents' es? Want me to take you to Dillard's'.'" He his parents missing after last seeing tliem rying me io have someone to write to when 25th wedding anniversary, I came across turned his head and blinked at her in that about 5 a.m. Monday. you were off at war. Do you remember (he article Confused Couple, 85, Take 300- groggy, confused way lie always had in the The elder D)kes, a retired Navy corps- what I said'' 1 (old you noi to shave. You Mile Road Trip: A Visit to Dillard's in early mornings. Betore ihis moment, man, suffers from Alzheimer's disease and were so clean cut, so proper; it was the pcr- Ocala Somehow Led Them to Panama City Helen had not planned on lying io her hus- would noi have been able lo find his way fecl lest. And then wilh a laugh you A Daughter Will Ground Them by Jim band about where they were going, bul home without his wife, the son said. announced that we should be married Buynak in The Orlando Sentinel [May 30. looking at him now in his early morning "Where arc we?" After an hour of driv- tomorrow. 1 don't know what came over 2002] and thought a story about it would be confusion, she knew that ihc time u would ing, .Mack was anxious lo gei to the store. me, bul 1 agreed lo ii. Thai's what 1 the perfect anniversary gift (I was short on lake lo explain the inp would be loneer "We're juss an hour away from Ihe brought you here to tell yon. After 65 cash that year and was very amused by the than she. could afford lo wait. beach, honey." Helen threw the informa- years, I jusi wanted you to know thai it was idea of a — — " Y e s , tion out there as casually as she would gaze worth il. All of it." daughter Dillard's into ihe sky and tell her husband it looked She didn't know what was making her ground- Perhaps you'll find inspiration for a would be like rain. want to cry more, the memories of it all. or ing her short story in the pages of this Tripod. 1 o v e I y , "The beach?" For a moment she was the fact thai her husband jusi kept staring at parents). sweetheart. afraid he would forget to look back at the her with a far away look. For all she knew, What ; Lei's gel road, he was staring al her with such bewil- he hadn't even been listening io her, She lollows is an abbreviated version of the going." derment. became dcsperaie. "Mack, siory I gave them. The sections in italics Apparently, they were ou; shopping in "We. are going- lo ihe iusi please, give me a sign. 1 are direct quotes from the article. Perhaps Ocal/i and ended up chirim' all the wuv io beach, don't you remem- need some son of sign io you'll find your own inspiration for a short Panama Ci'.v. mid Karen Ilimi'haugh, a ber?" Shi' was so show that you understand story in the pages of this Tripod. Panama City j)ont-\\c that his mind was going. "I though! we were going ended up there is still unclear. would say ,it ihis moment Ai/.iioimei's disease was to the store." "Mack, wake up." Helen reached "You know what," she turned to lace ihe. quick diagnosis. "Yes," she heard the age across the bed and palled Mack's naked him with a sudden nervous energy though The couple's daugh- www.riHibeiiiijfiaplmtography.com m jler vojcc for lnc first tjme arm with her hand. "Wake up, wake up." she had choreographed the move in her ter, Carol Theodore, a An elderly couple in love. since leaving her home this "What? What?" He jerked awake and mind to be one of calm decisiveness. "I'm registered nurse who morning, "let's go back to the snapped straight up in bed with the same not really in the mood to shop at Dillard's. works for Hospice in Ocala, said she is still car." coiled, nervous energy that he was famous Why don't.we go check out some other not sure wliai happened. Theodore said her Though Theodore concedes she may for in his Navy days. stores?" mother has been saying "wild things" never find out the truth about her parent's "Relax," Helen moved her hand onto "Other stores? Bul we always go lo about the trip. mad trip, one thing ix certain: Her parents' his shoulder and tried unsuccessfully to Dillard's." "Come, conic Mack. Does ihis look driving days are over. guide his rigid back lo Ihe headboard of the "Well, it's lime for a change then, don't familiar to you?". He just looked up into "That's it. They won't be getting the bed. A coughing fit seized her and it look you think? Here, you can be the pilot and her eyes. 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It can Either way you cut it, a theme has Some might say that a nice continued from page 1 models. According to most, this be found in the most mundane of to be developed. melody is important to a song. had multiple photographs, most is the mark of a truly good por- things: the tapping of a pencil, a Most of what we listen to Some people. Right. A song has featuring an architectural theme. trait. bird's song, the flatulence of these days is lyric-based music, got to have a melody to comple- The one that caught my attention The students featured in the your neighbor. Alright, so maybe and thus these lyrics tend to be ment its lyrics and its theme. It the most, however, was of a bro- show expressed a general satis- the last one is a stretch, but you the driving force behind the songs doesn't have to be anything fancy, ken skateboard in an otherwise faction with its outcome. Said get the point. Put pieces like these they belong to. Lyric writing is a but it does have to be functional. I empty room. one student photographer whose together and you'll get a song, whole lot harder than you'd think. don't have much more to say Most people have seen work was included in the show: and quite a bizarre one at that. But I know everyone thinks that all about this other than a melody, Freeman speeding through cam- "It was really great to see my what makes the music we all you have to do is take poetry and along with the lyrics, is one of the pus on his skateboard. That said, work up onthe wall with different know and love? How does one crucial components of songwrit- this image seemed peisonal, as levels of photography students. It create something truly remark- ing. It's hard to analyze. A song though the viewer was looking really put things in perspective, able, catchy, and lasting? needs a melody, plain and simple. Mind you, when I refer to Past theme, lyrics and melody music and songs I don't mean the comes the hook, the one part of fluffrfilled garbage that is oozing the song that grabs your attention out of Hollywood today. Much of and burns the song into your head that is nothing more than corpo- (for better or worse) for the rest of rate puppetry and Pro Tools glaze the day. lines or drum and can; barely be distinguished licks, bass lines or head-bopping from the rest of its peers. What chorus, there's got to be a hook. I'm talking about is the kind of empresn.portoweb.com.br We ail know that its nearly thing you hear referenced by impossible to _ fully absorb or music geeks and small record A musical composition. appreciate a song on the first lis- store clerks,- the kind of thing ten, and it is the hook that makes put it to music, but it's a bit more John Ctisack's character in High sure we give a song that neces- Fidelity would have put on some complicated than thai. sary second try Of course, ;i top 5 list someplace. Rock or hip- While everyone can write song's catchincss needs lo be bal- hop, classical or jazz, country or cheesy lyrics about their latest anced with some level of intelli- blues, all genres share common crush, it takes lime and effort to gence or ingenuity. Without that achieve a level of songwriting traits when it come to great songs. balance, you get LI lot of today's Abi MoMovirr that allows even the most com- • First, there's the idea. Every pop music (sec the NOW scries of monplace occurrences to become One student examine* a »®lectk>n of the photo*. song starts off with some sort of "hit music" CDs). A lot of under- works of art. Bob Dylan is per- into B part of the artist himself. theme, whether it be social injus- ground- music is proof that you and I could see and understand nil haps one of the most well-known Freeman's picture had ihe of Ihe techniques that we've been tice, the ever-classic lost love sce- can find this balance . and revered lyricists ol our centu- same general essence as the self- learning (his semester. Even nario, or just,some meaningless ry, and look at what he used as his Now of course there are portraits and portraits that were though it's just n small gallery, tune'about your cat. The musi- material. countless other factors thai go hanging in other parts of the it's really fulfilling to sec the cians ,JujVfSi to convince you that 1 could reference a lot of dif- into creating a greal song, but the gallery, such as ihe work, of Dcna things I've been working on this idea of theirs is worth listen- ferent lyricists here, but chances main elements are lound here, Raffa "06. 1 was caught off-guard appreciated by other people." ing to, and they need to stay on are they'd be found only in my and they cross the borders that by Raffa's work. There is some greal artwork track to do sp.'The most common music collection, and would be separate musical genres. Whoops, Not only were her photo- hanging up in the Broad Street outlets for these themes are lyrics, no use to everyone else, and since almost forgot: a good song also graphs meticulously composed Gallery. It's definitely worth Ihe but in instrumental classical and I'm blanking on any other major has a bit of the x. factor, that and printed, but they were walk to check out Ihe impressive jazz you can find it in chord examples, just take my word for unknown that gives a song the extraordinarily intimate,.so much photography of the students fc;i- changes and song structure, or it. Of course, it helps to have a bit extra zip it needs. so that I felt like ! reallv knew the tured in the show.

Matchstick Men Nov. 23 - 25 23 - 2:30 p.m.. 7:30 p.m.; 24, 25 - 7:30 p.m. (2003) Fresh from his starring (double) role in Adaptation, Nicholas Cage gives a fearless performance as a successful con man. who is plagued by a whole slew of obsessive disorders, from panic SO. .. attacks to agoraphobia. Cage's shrink thinks it might help if he got in touch with the 14-yeaivold daughter he's never known, so he embarks on a new role ;is a father.- just as the biggest score of his life is dan- psychology, huh? gled in front of his eyes. Matcltstick Men is a sharp and witty new- comer to the con man genre,, where deception is a way of life, and redemption is always one game away. By Ridley Scott, director of Blade Runwr, Mien, Thelma and, Louise, & Gladiator. 105 nun.

Intolerable Cruelty Nov. 26 - 29 .26,27,28.-7:30p.m.; 29 - 2:30 p.m., 7:30 p.m. (2003) Moviegoers looking for a conventional romantic comedy starring Catherine Zeta-Jones and George Clooney may have walked out of Intolerable Cruelty a bit bewildered. Devotees of the Coen Brothers' off-center ocuvre, however, are calling their newest film the best thing since The Big Lebowski. This delightfully acerbic screwball comedy features Clooney as a bored Beverly Hills divorce lawyer ooking for a challenge, when the gorgeous and calculating Catherine Zeta-Jones appears as the wronged wife of his client. It won't be giv- ng away too much lo say that the plot involves a giant poodle, a hit man named Wheezy Joe, and George Clooney in a kilt giving Mel Gibson a run for his money. 100 min. ' "' V

Anything Else Nov. 28 : 29 9:40 p.m. ' (2003) Woody Allen plugs into the angst of young New Yorkers with an anti-romantic comedy starring Jason Biggs (of American Pie lame) as an aspiring comedy writer, and Christina Ricci as his spec- tacularly ncurolic girlfriend. Allen's updated Manhattan still looks fan- tastic, but just like his comedy, it's a little more dangerous. Just imag- ine Allen in the role of Jason Biggs' doubtful mentor; a gruff anti-intel- lectual who advises his protege to forget about love and buy a gun. "At Way to go buddy. a time when so many American movies keep dialogue at a minimum, You finally worked up the nerve to talk to that girl from Psych 101, what a delight to listen to smart people whose conversation is like a kind of comic music." *** Roger Ebert, 108 min. but you still sounded like a doofus with nothing intelligent to say. That's where we come in. / Vttelloni Nov. 30 - Dec. 2 30 - 2:30 p.m., 7:30 p.m.; 1,-2-7:30 p.m. (Italy, 1953) Cinestudio presents a rare pleasure for cinema fans - Visit our website and subscribe to the Email Edition. a new print of the great Fcderico Fellini's third film, 50 years after it « You'll get the latest campus news, college sports, introduced the filmmaker's indelible brand of poetic realism. 1 Vitelloni :_• andcalendar events delivered right to your inbox. is a haunting memory piece about the small town life that Fcllini left behind, set in a sleepy coastal village on the Adriatic. The five vitelloni _ Filled with intelligent topics... are a restless gang of young friends, each holding on to their impossi- Subscribe to the Email Edition todayl ble dreams of grandeur, be it seducing the exotic wife of a boss, becoming a famous playwright, or taking off for the bright lights of Rome. "I Vitelloni captures the bittersweet emotions of a moment that eventually comes for everyone: the moment you realize you can either www;trinitytripod.com grow up, or stay forever a child." Martin Scorsese. 104 min.

www.cinestudio.org NOVEMBER 25-: 7nfirJA •f-V New 3er3Msfy'jJ\e-VQ\ avtd Hardcore FestWol Rocfcs Hard STELLA KIM the lineup, which included Supermini that drew the listeners to the performance The next day 1 found myself I waiting 'ARTS WRITER Ritual, Strapping Young Lad. Type 0 I was once again in awe, and 1 simply can- tii see Type O Negative and Biohaiard, Negative, Biohazard, and Dan/.ig I was not say enough how talented Townsend is. both of them were headliners so ii was a If you listen to metal, good chances are you have heard of the New England Metal particularly delighted to lieu thai'Type O Then I went to sec , an long', ledious wait. Finally, Type O and Hardcore Fes,. It is one of best and Negative and Danzig were playing, American death mewl pioneer. While 1 Negative went on stage around ') p.m. I had biggest metal festivals there is, presenting because most bands playing ai llic festival acknowledge the fact that they arc leg- heard from a friend who had seen them ear- some of the most popular and talented were so-called "cookie cutter metal" bands. endary in their genre, I simply could not gel lier 0ns year thai they did not sound good. I was excited to sec Strapping. Young Lad into them, 1 felt the same about Deicide. It must have been an otT-night for them, and Supcrjoinl who played ilie next day I Invc no doubt because they rocked at the festival. The Ritual again as that (hey are great at what they do, but singer, 1'eie Steele. had heavy, almost well. So. I had high straight-lip is an acquired taste: frightful stage presence, and was strangely expectations lor technically great, but there is not a lot of calm throughout she set. They sounded the I'esiival, and of feel to it. Same goes for Nile. I have to say, crisp and clear, despite ihe bad acoustics of course, I was nnt though, that they did have great stage pres- the venue. let down ence, especially the singer and guitarist, Cradle of Filth went on next, as the Friday, the Karl Sanders: very raw and macho. final headlincr on the main stage, They arc show started at 3 Since Strapping Young Lad and a black metal band, so (heir music is not my p.m. but I did not Supcrjoinl Ritual were scheduled to play at cup of tea, but they arc fun to watch get there until 8 the same time, 1 had to make a hard deci- because they are very theatrical. They had p.m. Dimmu sion. 1 decided to see Strapping Young Lad, two gargoyles on the platform that every- Bnrgir, a black who rocked as usual. When the set was body thought were props, so several metal hand from over, 1 dashed to the main stage and caught mouths were wide open when the gar- Norway, was play- what was remaining of Superjoint Ritual's goyles started to move as the second song ing when I entered set. 1 was not as impressed by them as I was started. I personally prefer the burlesque the venue. 1 imme- before for some reason I do not know dancers they had on Ozzfcsl, but that was diately recognized whether it was because Phil Anselmo, the cool too. They arc playing, at Webster them when 1 heard vocalist, did not seem quite coherent or it Theatre on Dec. 17. the keyboard inlro, was because I had not been (here most of Biohazard was the very last to play at which was rather the time and missed the buildup. the festival. They sounded great and put on cheesy. Then It was finally time for Danzig to go on. ihe most energetic show out of all the again, 1 am not a 1 had never .seen them before, so I was bands I had seen at the festival. They fan of most black rattier excited. However, apparently not played an hour-long set packed with their and gothic metal everybody fell ihe same, as half the audi- well-known songs in front of survivors bands, as they lend ence had lied Ihe venue before they who waited hours to see them, most of to overuse key- appeared on stage. Danzig put on an awe- them moshing. I stayed out as usual, stand- board and high- some show nonetheless and left me totally ing in front of stacks of amps, and 1 still pitched female enthralled and wanting for more. Glenn cannot hear very well. vocalists. It just Danzig ruled the stage, decked out in black, If you like metal, come to ihe New sounds too much complete with rubber gloves. His voice England Metal and Hardcore Fest yourself . Stella -Kin- like the theme sounded every bil as sensual and deep as in and experience the madness first-hand. It is Glenn Danzig of Danzig struts around with pointy gloves. music of a haunted recording. If you like your music sexy, truly worth it, even if you can't hear very house. dark, and heavy, then Danzig is for you. well afterwards. metal bands. I attended last spring and had The next band I saw was The Devin a wonderful time, two days chock full of Townsend Band. 1 had never seen them heavy riffs and festivities. Needless to say, • before and 1 was.almost shocked to sec the I was ecstatic when I heard MassCoricerts, band play, because it was so very different the promoter of the festival, decided to from Strapping Young Lad. It was still hold a metal festival in New Jersey. heavy, but with an almost pop-like melodic 1 was even more excited when 1 heard background. It had a calm, dreamy quality GO.fH HONfi&t JOSHUA CERRETTI parts faster than their acoustic guitar punk,, ARTS WRITER translates at; it isn't breakneck speed but sometimes the songs become a bit crowded Let us all imagine a smoky and hot with multiple vocal parts buzzing over the basement somewhere in Florida, about four . Lastly, singer James Bowman, not years back. Art students, punks, and hip- blessed with the finest voice, can over- pies crowd the room, fighting for space and extend into an-Elvis-like sustain that seems FREE DELIVERY whatever cheap beer is on tap. James too contrived for such a raw band. Bowman sits in a comer, playing songs . The lyrics of Against Me vary from the from some forgotten punk rock band he overtly political, "Turn those Clapping was in on a missing-string acoustic guitar; Hands into Angry Balled Fists" which is an the chords are sloppy and the songwriting indictment of politically-apathetic punks, isn't epic, but he screams his heart out any- ways. A kid named Jordan walks up to him and asks about what James is playing, he takes a slug off of his beer and smiles, then says 'I guess it's Against Me!' Though I have no factual verification for this story, it seems a reasonable begin- ning for Florida punk-folk-rock-hardcore outfit Against Me, who now sport a full four-piece line-up. Their new ...As the Eternal Cowboy showcases the advan- tages of stripping down pretentious pre- cepts and going straight for the jugular. Against Me bases their sound in the purest, most straightforwardly raw music, cutting www.a mazon.com through all the interpersonal politics and The cover of Against Me's latest work. over-production that underground bands have tried to master over and over again. to the compulsory break-up song, Their ethos is expressed best through the "Cavalier Eternal." The most enjoy able Across from CPTV lyrics of "Rice and Bread": "Sing your lyrical quality of Against Me. is that they heart out, sing it like you niean it. You're don't resort to clichds, they are more' apt going to sing everything you're thinking towards calling on individuals^.to Joive (South Campus) their problems than just- blaming the The music is all fairly straightforward President or cops. Even the break-up .songs rock, nothing flashy in the sense of leads, are much more rational and grateful than time signatures, or stand-out instruments. they are whiny. Don't expect:Dashboard 287 New Britain Avenue The voices, often chanting together in barr Confessional to ever write words, like room sing-along, are air unpolished and "Girl; I'm sorry but I'm leaving,-we're both Hartford, CT accessible. Most of the songs are relatively at -.fault-,- we're both ta.Mame.K.wasn't the fast, but a number of slower acoustic songs others men,: 'cause there , were : other pull the album together, especially the women'." , ''. -;;,'".'.-.... near-perfect piece of 60s pop that ends Lhe 1 Against Me brings a Fresh attitude to album; "Cavalier Eternal." Whether play- indie music by beingessentialiyia.buhch of (860)247-0234 ing the more punk songs or the acoustic hardcore kids'who play acoustic guitars ones, Against Me maintains a witty, but and care more about Hitting the road and meaningful charm lhat calls for sing-alongs rocking out than having a ''piink" attitude, and dancing h up. they also are not combining .old, stripped- The album has an overall great flow, down sounds while being a bunch of pam- but only clocks in at just over 20-minutes; pered, urban hipsters a la the Strokes. FREE DELIVERY many of the songs could use another chorus Though ...As the Eternal Cowboy could, and there probably should have been three stand to be twice as long, it is a solid piece or four more tracks. Another problem that of folksy rock n' roll mixed with punk tem- contributes to the short length is Against pos and serious sing-alongs that actually EAT IN or TAKE- OUT Me's occasional tendency to play some mean something. 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Trinity's strong performance helped than ever," Halas commented, "We had a many of the team's newcomers get time off paint for one of his patented floating fin- pretty good tournament, we went and beat The next day, Trinity would face the the bench. ishes or a dump off assist. undefeated and nationally ranked DeSales the number 21 team in the nation by 23 Freshmen recruit Kino Clarke, sopho- Smyth added, "Friday night wasn't the in the finals. Despite a slow start by both points." prettiest game, but it came out as a victory. icams, the Bantams led 26-22 at the half more transfer Tom Finnegan, and classmate The te;im's success came with their Ed Fitzgerald all played their first minutes But on Saturday, everything clicked, and Trinity's suffocating defense forced ability to control the tempo of the game as Bantams. Guard Ed Fitzgerald scored we were able to hknv out a supposedly with a slowed-down, halt-court offense. good team" DeSales' backauirt pressure to quicken the Tonight, the Bantams will travel to game was countered by co-c;iptam point Eastern Connecticut College for their first guard Jesse Parrel! '05, who, for his second away game. Silting pretty at 3-0, the learn DeSales into five of 24 shooting in the first straight season as a starter i.s able to break is taking the season one game at a time, and his first points for Trinity after an offensive half and 29 percent shooting for the entire the press numerous limes. judging by (heir potential, that could be all game. The Bulldogs would have trailed by rebound and kick out pass left him wide Last year as a sophomore, -Farrell the attitude they need for a championship more if not for the eight free throws they open in the corner for a three-pointer. boasted the NESCAC's highest assist'num- "Talent wise, this is the best team I've bers by averaging 7 4 per game, and for w. n Kb K» converted in the first half compared to one •VonaCca. ,29 2-5 ,;/3'. "ii--5 ;." 3'. 9 by Trinity. • " •• ~ ••'-••'•'' •'•'it a-S o "•••;£'; 0 •'?j 3-5 4 --iI if 12 The Bantams' blo'w.out win was a direct" ziro • I 2-8 1-2 ••?•• 6 consequence'of a surprise p'eflfdrmaii'cV'"' '2i Q-10 2 4 ,-•"»"• '2 freshman Robert Taylor ^Jl Wish 6-0 3- 0-0 ••i%:- 1-4. '-'.• 2-'. •3f i forward sparic^'-^^B^^-.i^ure^^qioii^v- VWLtai :~& 0-0 0 V i half by scoring lfrof Ws^p^tffftentfjeij ZireT 0-0 " ?V -V •:'ti. 1-S break. • ' •••• T-i-:^#$r,-v*w;?^ a 2-1 0-0 •••-•_$.« 1 1 •® '• 6 % A prized recruit, the '"6'5" Taylor ' 14 3-4 0-0 '.•To --; • i- 5 ' : embodies the talents of graduated captains 3 0-0 0 0 ... ,3 V o 0 Klsh 0' 0-0 0-0 '. '•! o 0 of last season, Corey Days and Uszenski. A 0 1-2 0-0 0 0 0 H-iB 15-31 1 18 50 capable ball-handler and outside shooter 1 who is only going to improve in those abil- Bn»»-oairfc ec»l»i 7-20 IKbch 2-43,1 Sadt 2-4, Hurra 1- ities, Taylor is also one of the team's most 1, Christnan 1-2, Zinn 1-6. Bright 0-1. Clifford 0-1. Verwfra Q-2) . K3 Rstt 29.2. FT reti 71.4. Taaa explosive athletes, and is able to help out r*2Kutid*i 4. 1\m*3voxat 9 IKbcft 2, Krcra 2. Bright, on the boards as well as provide weak-side Clitfoitl. Kriczly. SaCctell, VmifaO shot-blocking. Taylor is only one example IBriolit)'. 2, Clifford). of this year's dominant .freshman class, which is already proving it is worthy of Trinity K pa TV to 24 3-6 0-0 3 9 minutes down the stretch. 30 1-3 2-3 4 4 Coupe turned in his second strong aiytli • 28 4-1 0-0 5 9 25 3-9 1-2 IP 7 effort against DeSales. Besides grabbing a Rhoten 33 B-17 3-4 9 19 team high 10 rebounds, Coupe scored Hasiuk 1 0-2 0-0 1 7 Stcreiy 2 seven points and blocked a shot, while dis- 0-0 0-0 0 0 Tfcylor 24 6-10 4-5 5 17 rupting counttess other shot attempts in the FijTneoan .2 0-0 0-0 0 0 Reed paint. s • a-2 0-0 o 0 CUrto 2 o-x 0-0 0 6 Often, his ability to change the •tear 16 2-4 0-0 2 5 Bulldogs' shots led to quick outlet passes 1-1 0-0 0 3 10-14 13 73 and fast breaks that Trinity would later cap- 28-62 italize on. •ttit»» retrtretrt: oo»l»s 715 363-6, . Fitwierald 111-1, , 1-1, H3ar 1-27-1, aivt5 h 1-3, Clarke 0-1. Haaijjk 0- After their slow offensive production 1).^ PQ Ecfci 45.2. TT Ecti 71.4. taaaa Mfcounda Clmck Pritt luawmBi 5 (Coupe 2. Ttaylor 2. Kalasl. HLocfcai 4 in ihe first half, the Bantams shot better (Rlioten 2. Oca^aS l than 58 percent from the field after inter- Co-captain Shaun Smyth looks for an open teammate down low.

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.nnity (0-2) Conn. College (1-1) Trinity's Mimi MacKinnon displayed a The third period was full of action: the valiant effort in goal.by stopping 36 of the Bantams fired fourteen shots on goal. One Lord Jeff's shots on goal, but still could not of those shots went in: a power play goal keep her young team in the game, as they from senior co-captain Jillian Nelsen. failed to capitalize on any of their three The Camels also scored once more in power plays. The Bantams lost their season the period with just less than Five minutes opening home contest 5-1. to play on an unassisted power play goal by On Nov. 22, the Bantams faced Suzie Conner. Regulation time ended with, Connecticut College at home in Trinity's the score tied at 3-3. second game of the season. The Bantams Unfortunately for the Bantams, lost the overtime thriller 4-3 causing their Reardon scored the game winner just under record to drop to 0-2. The victory for two minutes into the overtime period to Connecticut College evened their record at give Connecticut College the victory. 1-1. This was Trinity's second loss to a Despite the heartbreaking loss, the NESCAC team giving them a losing record Bantams benefited from several key indi- in the league thus far in the season. vidual efforts, including one by senior co- "It was a good game - we played real-; captain goalie Mimi MacKinnon who ly hard and we kept up with them really made 35 saves in the losing effort. well," said sophomore forward Emily The Bantams will face Middlebury Ciccolo. "It just didn't work out in our Saturday, Nov. 29 and then Williams the favor. It was a really disappointing loss, next day. wvvw.tri ncoll.edu Tri-captain Wes Connell '04 bullies his foes Into submission. NESCAC Fall All- X-Country in Disbelief Academic Selections: continued from page 24 ' before. It was also a 6K race, which is finished 12th and 24th to lead Trinity to its longer than,we are used to, so no one ran Men's Soccer: best-ever finish. The two top-25 finishes the best to their potential but I don't think Rob Bialobrzeski earned Brown and Roy All-American. hon- it was anyone's best race from any of the Jr. ors (this is Roy's second tirne as-an All- schools- it's all relative in cross country." Hampton, N.H. American honoree). Brown finished with a . • Wisconsin -Stevens Point finished in time of 22:31 and Roy crossed, the finish third place ta!lyingl93 points. Trinity fin- Timothy Cross line at 23:1.0, Fellow senior .captain ished with 174 points overall hanging onto Sr. Kristina DePeau finished 37th (23:23), jun- second place by only. 19 points. Williams Marblehead, Mass. ior Christina Kane finished 38th-(23:25),. came in fourth place and Amherst finished and sophomore Jackie. Kupper crossed the . fifth. At the NCAA banquet, Trinity Head Women's Cross Country: line at 23:50 for 53rd place overall. Senior -Coach George Suitor was honored as the Kristina DePeau Hilary Evans and freshman Kristina Mirier New England Regional Coach of the Year. Sr. finished in 91st (24:06) and 118th (24:29) "Hearing the results was amazing. We Stafford, Conn. . places respectively. were jumping up and down and scream- "It wasn't our best race for a lot of rea- ing," exclaimed Kupper. "At the awards Hilary Evans sons," said Kupper. "For one thing it was ceremony we ran up and got a huge trophy unseasonably warm for New Englanders - it was a great race and an unbelievable Sr. experience " West Suffield, Conn. and we were also tired from the weekend Christina Kane Jr. Springfield, Mass.

Gwen Gillespie Field Hockey Sr. Bratenahl, Ohio Kate Salottolo Women's Soccer Justin Kuehn Sr. Football Bethel, Conn. •Sr. James Sullivan Trumbull, Conn. Men's Cross Country Jay Pulaski Jr. Men's Golf Sterling, Mass. ..Jr. Kensington, Conn.

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BOYD JENUIS NOT SPORTS CONTRIBUTOR Orlando Magic One word: debacle. Ex-Coach Doc Rivers was given the first pink HOT slip of the NBA season after the Carlos Arroyo, PG Utah jazz team's dismal 1-10 start. By judging Who? This youngster out of the personnel and their performance Florida International (2001) has so far in the season, I'd say that Doc turned many heads this year so far, Rivers leads the Coach of the Year particularly fantasy basketball team contention for even having a single owners (including myself). victory with this squad. Representing Puerto Rico very You can't place all the blame on nicely, this young point guard is Doc, look at his players. The prize of Charles Barkley's next Manu the offseason, forward Juwon Ginobili. Howard, was off to a terrible start, He's averaging 15.5 points-per- and despite the change in the coach- game, with 6.1 assists-per-game, ing ranks, his numbers continue to shooting 50 percent from the field . drop, including his minutes, register^ with a 3:1 assist-to-turnover ratio. ing a season-low 17 minutes in their Keep your eyes open for the new 12th straight loss. floor general of the revamped Utah If Juwon is still coming off the Jazz. bench, that means his starting coun- terpart Drew Gooden is doing well,- HOT right? Not exactly. Like Howard, Allen Iverson, SG Philadelphia 76ers Drew's averages in nearly every sin- Hollatcha Boy! If you have been gle statistical category have dropped Lil Wheezy looking past all the LeBron hype of from the numbers they posted for the 2003-2004 NBA season, you last year. Boyd jenuis, third from the left, poses with the Cash Money Millionaires. would have noticed that AI is killing it right now. In between giving out NOT TO WATCH FOR Thanksgiving turkeys and free tick- Houston Rockets'New Uniforms Aaron McKfe, G Philadelphia j6ers 14.6 ppg, five fpg, and nearly two ets in local Philadelphia housing Note to Houston: Yes, your fea- .Mister Reliable, the man always ' apg. Snow and Iverson can take peri- projects, "The Answer is on top of ture player happens to be a 7-foot fails to let me down, just like MTV ods of time off due to injury this his game, leading the league in scor- monster from China. Yes, Yao is your programming as of late (Rich Giris, year, so look out for the Temple ing (28 ppg) ana steals (3.3 spg), and most popular player (despite ex- Viva La Bam, Wild Boyz, Diddy Alum McKie to shine all year. impressing fantasy owners with close Maryland Terrapin Steve Francis Runs the City, Real World Paris, Note to Aaron McKie: let your to seven apg. actually leading the team). Yes, Yao etc.). The, NBA league leader in the hair grow back out, the fresh pointy Highlight game of the year so far continues to look gangster on the trifecta category (68 percent beyond vampire-like shape-up is hotter than has to be the 33 point, 11 assist, eight court with his mean ice grills follow- the arc), as a starter he's averaging the bald-head slick look. steal performance on Nov. 7th ing his emphatic dunks. But c'mon, against the dismal Chicago Bulls. do your jerseys actually have to look But this should not surprise you, like Chinese National Team Jerseys? did you expect any less from The Those things are horrible, up there Answer? with Cleveland's new threads. Men's Hockey Needs Mojo Back After Loss SUBSCRIBE TO OUR EMAIL EDITION

www trincolLodu Steve La Brie v04 had a hat trick arid two assists at S. Maine. . continuedfrym page 24, • . match than the first game, Kisielius had to and spread-them out into both, so they bccome,;a st.one wall in goal, with 36 shots could win both games? .•'.-.' coming his way overall. If you have, then you know how .fans of,. "Saturday I had.a lot more shots which the men's hockey, team feel, because that's , were.difficult to defend" he said. exactly what happened to the team last ; How close the teams were matched is weekend. ' '- ' shown by the power play, during which all Through a period and a -half-of. but one of the game's goals were scored. Saturday's game at'Salem State, it looked ,; ,• The most telling statistic of the week- like more of the same for the Bantams. By end was penalties. that point, Trinity had jumped out to a 2-0 "Our biggest problem this weekend lead;. '••;•'.;• . '•.••.-•..'.' ' was we were undisciplined," said ••'.-.' jFrom 'there however, the Salem ..State Gyllstrom. "We had too many penalties." Vikings worked their way back t6;ati^, arid. Indeed, despite the blowout win on after Trinity regained the lead, this Vikings, • Friday, the team still had three penalties, scored two quick goals and held on foriir4-v and the problem was compounded on irinitCt.l-1) I Salem State (2-0) 0 NOW MORE USEFUL 3 win. .'• ,.' Saturday, when 10 Trinity penalties proved Timmins, Ori, and senior co-captain to be the Bantams' downfall. The game's THAN Mll^ CRATES! Tim Joncas took the offense into their •last two goals, scored less than two minutes hands, • apart, started off with the Vikings earning a '•":•• y -C-y^i : wwvtf.tnnitytripod.com Timmins again had a goal, this time the 5-on-3-man advantage. game's fust, along with an assist. Ori made This week, the team plays a trio of the other two goals for Trinity, and Joncas , games. On Nov. 25, and Nov. 29, Trinity played a pivotal role in all three goals with plays at home, against Elmira and UMass- an assist for each. Dartmouth,' respectively, and then they In what proved to be a much closer head on the road to play Amherst Nov. 30. The Trinity Tripod -November 25, 2005 Women's XG Number Two Men's Basketball Strong Outing at Hanover Propels Team Past Nation's Best Has Strong Start ing, which included a nine-of-10 WILL YANG performance from the stripe. SPORTS EDITOR Rhoten and Tyler are the team's On the weekend of Nov. 21, most prolific scorers returning Innity kicked off their 'Trinity from last season. lip Off Tournament." The sea- As a freshman, Rhoten led son-opening playoff pitted Trinity the Bantams in scoring and against Southern Maine earned National All-Freshman University..,Ithaca, College, and honors by averaging 19.2 points DeSalcs University. and 7.8 boards per contest. The The DeSales Bulldogs, versatile forward-center will ben- ranked 21st in the nation, and the efit this season with the addition Bantams met each other in the :of 6*8" junior transfer Craig Frmity (1-0) S. Maine (0-1) finals where the home lea'm won Coupe, who played for Tufts last in a. 73-5U blowout. Still unsure • year. The starling center role of about their, possibilities for a bel- Coupe has moved Rhoten away ter season than last year's 15-') from the basket and will keep him campaign, the team won two from being an undersized center, decisive games this weekend, one and move him to his more apt versus a nationally ranked oppo- position at strong forward. nent At 6'4", ISO lbs., guard Halas The first game ot the tourna is the team's deadliest shooter, ment featured DeSales versus the with range extending past the Ithaca Bombers Ithaca played to reach of most defensive zones. a six-point halitime dehut neiurc The departure of three-year succumbing to the Bulldogs los starter and last year's co-enptnin

Bronium Women's cross country is this year's most successful athletic team yet CAT MAHER the rat i, ranked third in New waited for the results anil when SPORTS WRITER England and fourth in the nation. we heard that we were second we They verc defeated by only were just thrilled." The women's cross country Middlebury College, whose team The women ran on • a 6,000 team (raveled to Hanover, Ind. for was named the national champi- meter course at Hanover College, the 2003 NCAA Division II ons. The unusually warm running con- National Championships and "It's totally amazing," said ditions concerned the. runners, came home with second place - Jackie Kupper '06 "We knew we early on? . ': : the best performance ever given were good but there is always a Nevertheless, senior captains by the women's team at reason to be nervous about the Elizabeth Brown and Karen Roy Nationals. The Bantams entered competition. We ran hard and . see X-COUNTRYon page 22 "... Men's Hockey Rocks SMU, Falls 3-4 Versus Salem St.

PETER DACEY added to his point total with an play," Kisiclius, said. SPORTS WRITER Trinity (1-0) 2 The season opened well on Nov. 21, when the Bantams rode S.Maine (0-1) 0 1 a few first period goals and '.a ' assist. , • ' •'•. •' ;••'.• ..';.'• :' ;•-••.•'• : Have you ever been3 fan of a. Cluick Pratt huge second period to victory : Junior.gpalie.IJoug Kisielius team," and seen therri; destroy ah B'Q" Craig Coupe "05 grabs one of his 10 boards vs. DeSales. against the Southern Maine had a strong,'game, earning a 'opponent one dayi and then Jose a'. University Huskies. In all, the shutout by making 19 saves. • squeaker the next? Ever wish they ing 81.-56 after the one-sided sec- Ryan Uszenski will leave Halas team had 13 assists to go with "My defense pretty much could have saved some of those. ond half. ;''••.'. with a much bigger role as a their eight goals. helped me out a lot, for the most points or goals from the one game The Bantams faced the.stub- perimeter threat, and will also Offensively, the star of the part it was a pretty easy game to see MEN'S HOCKEY on page 23 born Southern Maine University •'] reveal his larger role as a leader game was senior forward Steven Huskies, who after 36 minutes on. the court. Besides being a LaBrie, who put up a hat trick, managed to crawl back into the strong team defender, Halas will along with two assists for good competition, cutting the once. also play point guard at times measure. His two goals in the double-digit deficit to a 73-72 . when classmate and co-captain final period iced the game - par- trailing comeback. Fortunately Jesse Farrell and freshman back- don the pun. for the. host, Trinity made their up Pat Hasiuk are on the bench. The offense's strength came free throws in the second half to The constant threat of his from a dominating power play, stay ahead. scoring ability and his tendency which dominated from the begin- After shooting only four of to start the fast break contribute to ning. "Our power play was work- seven from the charity stripe in better ball movement and is the ing really well, we had most of the first half, the Bantams coun- reason for his high assist num- the pressure down in their zone-," tered the aggressive play of the bers said senior, co-captain Daniel Huskies by converting 17 of 18 Co-captain Jason Levecque, Gyllstrom. Three of Trinity's first tree throw attempts in the second who buried 15-of-26 from the four goals were oft' the powei half field for 39 points, led Southern play. Individually for the Bantams, Maine s '. failed comeback. Other notable players includ- last year's stalwarts, Tyler Rhoten Nevertheless, the Bantams beat ed freshman forward John '06 and co-captain John Halas their first-round opponent 86-80, Halverson, who led off the '05, returned to the gym domi- earning the team the opportunity game's scoring with his goal, nantly by scoring 28 and 24 • to play in the finals of their home defenseman. Brendan Timmins pomes, respectively. Rhoten also tournament against the other first- '06, who scored a goal and had >a game-high tying eight round victor, DeSales. recorded two assists, and junior rebounds and the team's only- DeSales was led by junior ww tnnroll edu forward Joe Ori, who netted the blocked shot. Halas added eight center Dave Bright who, along second goal of the game and later Co-captain Tim joncas '04 leads the defense. assists and four steals to his scor- see MEN'S BASKETBALL on page 21