7 OCTOBER 1988

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Protest may halt gig by 'Rapeman GOOOD MOOORNIIING LEEEEDSII! Welcome to your new look Student, specially designed for your POLY BANS information and education, We will be producing a two-section paper every we- ek. In the first sec- 'RAPE' BAND tion will be our news section, keeping you up to date not only with PSU Exec has banned an ay. band were not advocating pearance here by the American rape, and that on the con- student related af- band Rapeman after furious trary, the name was intend- fairs but also im- women students protested that ed to make people think portant events L about the subject rather that occur in and the band's name promotes rape. than burying it under the Rapeman are named after a carpet. around Leeds. Japanese porn comic which depicts A massive picket is ex- Also included will a "hero" who punishes the sins of pected at the gig and he an indispen- others by raping them. The band, led although Hawkins is quite sable television by ex- guitarist willing to allow this he guide that helps were due to play Leeds on October made clear his opposition to any form of censorship. you map out your 14 as part of a nationwide tour with Rapeman's record com- weekend view- the Band of Susans and Dinosaur Jr. ing. The Poly President, pany, Blast First are also Ferry Blackwood, ex- Report having problems with pro- Student sport motion, as the great majori- plained that he felt it by will be compre- ty of their female staff are hensively cover- necessary to cancel the Vaughn Allen refusing to handle their gig because of the of- record. Bud. aged as will the fensive nature of the consulted two sets of Albini is no stranger to success of local Lawyers, and both have name. controversy. His previous said that I have a good case football league "Personally, I find band Big Black ran into for a Breach of Contract teams, in the the name quite disgust- trouble about the title of suit. If the gig is banned unlikely event ing. They would only he their last album, "Songs legal action will be taken." allowed to play if they About Fucking". • Terry Block that this occurs. were to change their Steve Albini was unavail- The major name for good. able for comment. change in the The Poly fear that the gig "When the contracts paper from years were signed in September_ may have to go ahead as no name was given. It was planned because the con- gone by is the ad- only when the posters went tract has already been sign- dition of a black up last week that we ed. Leeds Student under- and white colour stands that if this were to became aware of what supplement entitl- name they were actually be the case the Poly would going to perform under_ issue a disclaimer denying ed TRASH - Bri- After receiving a number all responsibility for the tain's most inexpl- of complaints, I took action, pr oceed I rigs. icable magazine. informing the promoter Childs admitted that he had agreed to hook the Every single that the show could not go week TRASH will ahead." band in June, but said that The promoter himself, the final decision had lain be simply oozing Steve Hawkins of ICE, said with then President, Ed reviews of rec- that he had told Poly Ents Gamble Childs says there ords, gigs, films, was no mention of sec. Ian Childs the name of plays, operas, the hand in June, when the "Rapeman" when the con- idea for the gig was tract was signed and he books, comics, originally broached. then assumed that the pubs, clubs, wine- "Ian and the previous name had been dropped bars and simply altogether. He said he was President were well aware anywhere else of the natne when they just as surprised as agreed in June. I am flab- Blackwood when the that needs a good bergasted that they have advertising went up and seeing to. now turned around and stressed that he was Don't miss your told me that the gig cannot "Disgusted by their name. Leeds Student go ahead. especially when you realise "As far as I am concern- its origin" every Friday - it's ed, the gig is still on, I've Hawkins said that his • Ian Child what your week-' end's there for TV — • 2 NEWS —p3 4 5,7 LEADER — pa FEATURES — P8 & 9 THE FAN — p11 SPORT — P15 & 6 2 October 7 1988. Leeds Student TV SATURDAY ITN 8.20 Saturday Starts here 11.25-14.20 Open C 4 09.30 Listening Eye inc. 8.25 Eggs'n'Baker University Morning Schools Bucks Fizzer overdoes the 14,20 Network East Feature YTV News Breakthrough at cholesterol, on Ulster's Asian Leeds 06.00 TV-am 10.00 4 What It's Worth 8.45 Droids Special With R2D2 community plus 09.25 Motormouth music From Saffron. 10.30 That Night In Rio Alice and C3PO. Wicked! 11.30 America's Top 10 George Cukor Double Bill Faye, Don Ameche, Carmen 9.30 Going Live, With Kylie 15.00 12.00 U.F.O Psycho-drama that Mirondo ina Film revolving Minogue, Letitia Dean T'Pau Gaslight. 13.00 ITN News followed by and Thundercats. won Ingrid Bergman on Oscar, around an entertainer who's Calender News & local weather impersonation & amazing 12.15 Grandstand. Motor racing followed by: 13.05 Saint & Greaysie A Double Life Madness and similarity to some cool dude from Donington Park and 16.50 13.35 Wrestling Silverstone, plus the Suntory murder pursue actor playing leads to troubles when his 14.15 Disney's The Parent Trap identity is mistaken etc World Matchplay Othello. starring Hayley Mills, Maureen NewsView Catch up on what 12.10 Movie Museum American Championship. Inc. news 18.30 O'Hara. summary at 1pm. you missed because of IntroWeek archivist PaulKillam introduces 16.45 Results Service Today's two classic silent shorts, 17.00 News hangovers. sports results 17.15 The Flying Doctors more 19.10 Leonard Bernstein's West te Encounter 17.00 ITN News followed by Between Burglar & Police airborne Aussie fun. Side Story Not the musical but Calendar News & local weather 18.00 The Noel Edmonds a record of the record (?). Kiri To and Pool Sharks. 17.15 Blockbuster 12.25 Empress Wu Saturday Show stunt-free. Konowa is ace as alwa s. 17.45 New Faces of '88 Marti Rhythms Of The World 12.55 Captains of the Clouds 18.45 'Aliolo Decidedly unsound 20.40 Caine introduces the new act wartime sitcom. Blistering salsa as Celia Cruz 15.00 Channel 4 Racing 18.45 Square Deal 17.05 Brookside 19.10 Bob's Full House (Acid meets Tito Puente and His 19.45 Blind Date 18.00 RightTo Reply remix Orchestra. 20.00 Murder, She Wrote. 21.25 Film Club Ivan The Terrible 18.30 Cities of Islam (new). 19.4.5 The Lss Abbot Show 21.00 ITN News A titan in cinemotic history: score 19.00 News Summary & Barrett Holmes saves The Case 21.20 Bust. Weather of the Missing Cobblers by Prokofiev, directed by 22.20 Aspel & Company Michael Strike. If you're sick 19.05 Hollywood 20.15 All Creatures Great And Eisenstein. talks to John Cleese, Norman of bourgeois deviationist glasnost 20.05 Game, Set & Match Small emergency Tebbit & Julio Iglesias then catch this slice of Burned-out, desk-bound agenf operation. 23.05 Dirty Money Described as a proletarian culture performed by (Ian Holm) is reactivated when 21.05 News and Spoo rt crocking movie by resident members of the Proletkult his old Berlin network grows 21.20 Movie: Fletch Comedy stude movie buff. Theatre Group, on British TV for iumpy. thriller with Chevy Chase. 01.00 ITN News Headlines 22.05 Allegro; Double Concert 22.55 Variety Club Lunch the first time. Lompin'l followed by The Hit Man & International Golf Suntory 23.15 Monty Python's The Assorted superannuated celebs 00.15 Her. World Matchplay Championship. Meaning of Life Birth, aggravate their gout. 02.00 ITN News Headlines death and everything in 23.35 Film: Goodbye Paradise 01.00 Close followed by Night Network between Ex-cop turns wino private eye 04.00 ITN News Headlines 01.15 Dante's inferno Spencer etc yarn. followed by The Hit Man & Tracy, Claire Trevor. B & W. 01.35 Weather, Close Her SUNDAY

08.30 The Flashing Blade 2 09.25 Now on Two: Popeye 09.25 Teesra Kinara 1145c,r"ni iniTNews C4 08.55 Playschool and son Lastof the series 09.15 Umbrella 09.55 Blue Peter Omnibus YTV 06.00 Tv-am 09.30 This In The Day Good thing. 10.45 Ovide 13.00 ITN News 10.00 Fish 'n' Sleep 'n' Rock 'n' 10.00 Bazaar zzzz sunday morning 11.00 Windmill 13.15 Link Roll Ian Anderson 10.25 international golf. 12.00 The Sky Bike 13.30 Farming & Farming Diary 11.00 Network 12.05 See Hear 13.00 Sleeping Princess 14.00 The Human Factor 13.00 Lost In Space 12.30 Country File 13.10 The mind machine 14.30 The Deep Six 14_00 The Thief Of Bag dad 13.00 News Followed by On the 14.00 International GolfG 16.30 Duke & Duchess of York 16.55 World of Animation record 15.00 The Admirable Charles 17.00 The Fall Guy 17.10 The Business Programme. 14.00 Eastenders Crichton: The Lavender Hill 18.00 Bullseye 17.45 American Football 15.00 International Golf Mob 18.30 ITN News 19.15 Equinox; Look, No 16.40 Sheriff Hoot Kloot Cartoon 16.20 Cartoon 18.40 Highway Hands! 16.50 Scruples 16.25 Music in Camera 19.15 Concentration 20.00 Rebel of The South Seas 17.20 The Clothes Show 17.05 Rugby Special 19.45 Live From The Palladium Four-port dramatisation about 15.45 The Franchise Affair 18.15 The Templem 20.45 ITN News the life of Robert Louis 18.15 Lifeline 19.15 The naturaln world 21.00 Piece of Coke Stevenson 18.25 News 20.05 Face to Face Tony Hancock 22.00 Hale & Pace 21.00 The Media Show 18.40 Songs of Praise 20.35 Out of the dolls House 22.30 The South Bank Show 22.00 The Cowboys My Favourite 19.15 Last of the Summer Wine 21.25 The American Wave: 23.30 Scrumdown Leeds v Wigan John Wayne movie 19.45 Howard's Way Martin Scorsese's the last 00.30 FIN NewsN Headlines 00.25 Cinema From Three 20.35 Bread Usual sitcom. waltz followed by The Sunday Continents; Latent Image 21.05 Tumbledown 23.15 International Golf Late Film Chilean film with subtitles about 23.00 News 23.55 Nurses Coming all the way 02.25 Love, American Style a professional photographer 23.15 Everyman from Whip's Cross Hospital 02.30 Pick of the Week searching for his brother, one 23.55 O'Donnell investigates (honest) 03.00 ITN News Headlines of the disappeared. 00.25 Network East 03.30 Music Box

REIM PLACE TO EAT IN IKES BISTRO `V‘8.V) CROSS BELGRAVE STREET, LEEDS 433391 ky October 7 1988. Leeds Student. 3 NEWS Extra security as militant rappers hit Leeds World's biggest rap tour for LU U Ulf Ents are laying on extra security precautions But Ems secretary May is ada- for their forthcoming Run-DMCiPublic Enemy rap mant that the organisation can Lapackage gig on November 51h. in the wake of deal with any trouble that may violence at rap concerts in the USA and London. arise at the concert by the world's biggest rap acts, even Alter mugging incidents tour, and Public Enemy have though LUU is the only college following Public Enemy's been the subject of a high venue on Run-DMC's worldwide 8rixton shows earlier this profile campaign by the na- tour. year. many London venues tional media focussing on "If we didn't think we could have operated on unofficial their support for black supply adequate security cover "No hip-hop" policy. Run- Muslim separatist and alleg- for the concert we simply DMC have had difficulty in ed anti-semite Louis Far- wouldn't put it on he said finding willing venues for rakhan of the Nation of "Run-DMC and Public Enemy's their "Tougher than Leather" Islam. personal security have the option , i. to check all our facilities and cancel the entire gig II they believe that our security is not good enough, "So we will be running the full Ents Security complement plus an external professional organisation to take Care of the front of stage and front door areas. "There's bound to be some trouble - there always is at a gig this size - but we dont think there'll he any major probleins." The University Union's biggest gig for over four years. with Run- DMC, Public Enemy, British rap- per Derek B and black country hip-hoppers Pop Will Eat Itself, amounts to a major coup fur Gals No band of comparable stature has played the Union stme Simple Minds appeared in 19It4, and May confesses that the booking almost didn't take place. "Our costs fur the Run-11141C show will he twice those of a regular gig," he says "But It's prestige show and a imee-in-a- lifetime event for the Union,"

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eeds Polytechnic Union Now the Union has brought In PERM-CONDITIONING has been forced to bring a new finance staff and is con- & FINISH Lin some sharp money- sidering moneymaking schemes Short Hair c18'" saving measures in a hid to claw and cutbacks in expenditure in £25.00 hack a 567,000 deficit this year order to make good their deficit. Long Hair The Poly was already 542,000 The new Saturday under-Ws overdrawn at the start of the disco's promoted by Radio Aire. THE PEOPLE WHO CARE academic year and has 530.000 and a slight increase in bar prices HIGHLIGHTS, LOWLIGHTS, ABOUT YOUR HAIR E .00 worth of uncleared debts. In will take tip some of the slack in CONDITIONING & FINISH 21 order to save the necessary the Poly's income. money it has taken an extended But Blackwood says that the overdraft until January and has money squeeze won't halt the frozen all society grattts. Union's political activities; and "For thp past five years we've that ultimately students have the overspent by about .5'20,000 a power to sort out the Poly's year," says LPSU President Terry finances. k5lackwood "If students want the Union's 8 KING CHARLES STREET "Thanks to a combination of services then they'll have to be bad information from past staff prepared In spend their money Off The Headrow members and increased capital here he said. Leeds 1. Tel: expenditure on things like the "But if each student spent and 432096 new Information Point and extra 520 in our bars then we'd cloakroom, we've run into a be alright. Given a couple of financial dead end years we can beat our financial "We thought we had 5100,000 problems, possibly even with the of reserves and then found they'd threat of voluntary membership 1.74te/•P/Vd been spent on the stools in the but we need all the Income we Union bar" can get from students," 4 October 7 1988. Leeds Student NEWS BRAITHWAITES BOOKS Loans one Freshen up your reading step closer

at Braithwaites tudent loans are one step closer, Education S Secretary Kenneth Ha ker has confirmed that he has won Cabinet approval for his "top-up" loans scheme. Interviewed in The indepen- FILOFAX TO FICTION? dent, Mr Baker promised that legislation will be forthcoming after the parliamentary recess. "There will be a Bill, whether OR EVEN it comes this session or the begin- ning of next session," he said. -It's basically a power to enable me to provide a loans ARCHER TO ZOLA systetn. "We are the only country in the developed world that doesn't have such arrangements.,:' The system will provide students with a combination of local authority grants and top-up Call in to your local bookshop and loans. The Bill will call upon commercial banks to finance these loans, a situation that does see our extensive range of stock not please some leading banks. NUS has threatened to organise a boycott of banks which par- Customer orders welcome ticipate in the the scheme, and with most building societies now offering chequebooks and cash dispensers, hank officials fear that they will lose their itionoploy on student accounts. BRAITHWAITES BOOKS OPENING HOURS L.U.U. Welfare Officer Will Wood believes that a loans 55 ROAD system will restrict access to HEADINGLEY 9.00 - 5.30 higher education: "Equal opportunities for educa- • Will Wood LEEDS 6 (TEL 754278) MONDAY - SATURDAY tion are vital. Access to courses should not be based on a stu- modities7 They will find it dif- other loans systems — especial- • .1ent's financial position. ficult to secure loans: ly that of Denmark — as indica- "Ethnic minorities and women Banks have made it clear that tion that loans do not work. will find it increasingly difficult the interest charged on loans "The system is expensive to to get into Universities and would be tar in excess of current nin:' he says "It will mean prob- •wr Polytechnics because they will student levels. lems for everyone in the long ILE EDS .11,1 1r, viewed as "bankable coin- Wilt Wood sees the collapse of term!' Nick Brownlee TECHNIC STUDENTS New finance staff E UN ION for Poly Union PSU has appointed a new financial "For the first time in Presents control staff to prepare for the Poly's years the Exec is get- L transition to corporate status, after a full tomg the information staff review carried out by NUS services. we need to make deci- Personnel manager And the Poly's new sions," says Poly Presi- Mike Hogg has been central services and fin- dent Terry Blackwood. brought in from Sourer- ance officer is Ton Joh- "We're looking for- TONIGHT NEW MODEL ARMY £5.50 set County Council to nson, who has transfer- ward to working with ration lise the Poly red from British coal to them in the coming TUESDAY 11th OCT. THE PROCLAIMERS £5.50 Union's staff. train with the poly. year." THURSDAY 13th OCT. BALAAM + THE ANGEL £4.50 FRIDAY 14th OCT. DINOSAUR JUNIOR £4.00 TUESDAY 18th OCT. MARTIN STEPHENSON EDITORIAL SERVICES + THE DAINTES (To be confirmed) LIMITED THURSDAY 27th OCT. JOHNNY THUNDERS £4.00 346 ROAD LEEDS LS4 2HQ THURSDAY 3rd NOV. BOMB THE BASS £5.00 TEL 782251 I FAX 782292 TUESDAY 8th NOV. THE GODFATHERS £4.00 TUESDAY 15th NOV. IT BITES £5.00 TYPESETTERS TO LEEDS STUDENT GRAPHIC DESIGN, ARTWORK & PRINT ALL CONCERTS ARE AT CITY SITE ENTS. HALL Specialising in AND TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE FROM LEEDS Party Cards • Booklets • hr Shirts FAX & POLY STUDENTS UNION OR JUMBO RECORDS Brochures • Leaflets • Labels COPYING • Photography • SERVICE •

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eeds United Fans National Front workers were Noel Blake and Vince Hilaire, improvements in anti-racism against Racism selling papers and badges to both black players, at the club. the signing of two and Facism have people as they disembarked The group is backed by black players hasn't stamped launched a new in- front city centre buses. local politicians, Trades out racism totally, and the itiative this season in The anti—racist group Unionists and Community group hope that genuine order to "Reclaim the gave away stickers and Relations groups, and they United fans will join with Game". fixture lists headed by a large hope that the dub and Leeds their efforts and "combat The first action of the photograph of Leeds captain City council, which owns the the appalling stigma of group was to picket outside Brendan Ormsby with his ground will support their racism that has haunted the Leeds United's ground. arms around Leeds two new efforts. Leeds United over the only yards from where signings from Portsmouth. Whilst there have been years." Drugs: case for the defence

rugs, drugs, when one considers how constantly, improve upon the whole of their much chemical use is the technology available to potential... drugs... it approved of and actually aspiring champions. If athletes have available seems that encouraged by the sports In the case of track and to them a full range of tra- he Northern Kar- Student finals, and the club D field, there have been ining methods and theories everybody even authorities. Mostly it is ate Association, of has 30-50 members vaguely interested in accepted as part of a massive developments In all that alter their mental attu- which the Poly- anually. developing sport: a forms of equipment. but fades, supporting a phy. T There will he a fighting sport is wittering on necessary element In this can only have steal regimen that expands technic Karate Club is a competition throughout the about chemically- athletic progress. accounted for a small muscular capacity far member, will be hold- enhanced But an artificial line is amount of the time that has beyond the 'normal', how ing a sponsored Martial day, run on a league basis, performances. Ron always drawn by been gained. What has can one refute the claims Arts spectacular on the and in the last hour there Pickering. the man commentators. Athletes are been far more important made by drugs users that will be the Grand Finale in allowed to take handfuls of are the huge strides they are only expanding on 15th October at which the days events will who has done more vitamins. They are forward taken in the field accepted training patterns? Sports Centre, in aid of be shown quickly for a last to kill off general encouraged to partake of of coaching. Training Drug use is, indeed, the Leeds City Councils 'Gi- enthusiasm for unnatural hig-protein diets. methods are totally only way in which perform. time Why then are they different to what they were antes can be continually ve For Life' appeal. If you are interested in athletics than any restricted in their use fo just thirty years ago. With improved. They are an ess- The non-stop marathon taking up Karate, there will other single person, drugs that, by their very the advent of Sports ential element in the future will last for ten hours, and be beginners classes run has declared that nature, can only have an Psychology, the development of athletics. will involve Atemi-Jutsu during the day, in which drug-taking is an evil effect in the long term?. If development of artificial There are very few ways in and Ai-Kaido as well as new people will be encour- pain-killing injections are aggression in all spurts which the currently accep- that should be wiped fine (and how would Peter competitors has become table methods of perform. Karate and other Martial aged to throw off their sho- out. To which the Elliott have survived to the increasingly easy, ance enhancement can be Arts. Every ten of fifteen es and join in. only sensible 800 metres final without The study of the expanded to continue prog- minutes there will be a new The event will hold prize response can be that their help?) what is the commiltment and ress in recorded standards. event to watch, and as well draws every hour. and en- problem that these concentration shown by The bleesed bore Care Lew- as demonstrations of fight- try is free. Afterwards there Mr. (1 use the title in moralists have with athletes has become is might not like it. but if ing. there will he wood- will be a party in the bar, is ironic sense) steroids and beta-blockers? essential to the the athletes who follow him Pickering is a AR of the so-called performances they produce are to improve on HIS breaking and mock plays to celebrate the tenth ani- doddoring old Luddite 'natural' additions to in top line competitions. times, the only way that where self-defence is sho- versary of the club, and an- training have helped to Meditation and hypnosis they will be able to go is to wn against muggers. yone wanting to join will who should have been produce a massive increase are commonly used to help use all the methods made laid to rest years ago. The chief instructor at redeye special member- in the quality of the produce great available to them by ntedi. the event will be fifth dan ship deals. What seems to be ignored performances recorded by performances on the great cal science. black belt. Ray Wilson, who Buses to Arrnly Town St- by all the self-righteous. athletes. During the same occassion. The top Ine The hypocrisy must end. self•appointed spokesmen lime, there has been almost athletes in any discipline As the artificial divisions is also the instructor at the reet where the sports cen- of the 'Just say no' brigade no improvement in the are of a roughly similar between professionals and Polytechnic, and will he he- tre is based run from Hyde is that the use of drugs in limes recorded by the top standard. It is only the amateurs have become inc. lped by Gill Stephenson. a Park Corner, or the town sport is entirely necessary racehorses of our ability to 'produce' on the reiusingly. obsolete, so must second dan. who is org- centre, and it is hoped a co- and can only be good for generation. All that big day that separates one be divisions between accep. anising the event. The Pol- nsiderable sum will be the future of athletics. separates human athletes from another. So it is table and unacceptable per- Their astonishing hypocrisy from our equine essential that sportspeople formance aids he abandon. ytechnic last year were raised, and people will en- is all the more amazing neighbours is the ability to can be helped to untilise ed VEE runners up int he British joy themselves too.

October 7 1988, Leeds Student 5 NEWS Cuts force 'Anti'-union' unions into sponsorship UA V banned by Nick Brownlee ue to cuts in public spending there is a growing trend for Higher Education institutions to seek by Moryam lqbal union. ted that the appointee is a Dindustrial sponsorship, to fund courses. personal friend. Until now neither Leeds that if it enabled more money .U.S colleges across the country including Leeds "It was not consistent with LUU General Secretary. Poly nor the University have to he put into courses, it University Union are boycotting the British Union his work as a co-ordinator for Dave Hampson reported that sought external sponsorship. would benefit students and Nof Anti-Vivisectionists in support of a shop ste the BUAV:" he added. the union executive took a This is, however, becoming Polytechnic alike. ward who claims the animal rights organisation has vic- Mr Johnson denies this and unanimous decision to sus- more of a viable solution to timised him. the ACTSS has denounced As yet, there is no sign of spending cuts, and this year the dismissal as "A clear case pend the invitation to the the University looking to in- The B.U.A.V, Britain's lead- BUAV. Barclay's Bank are already dustry for Funding, but Dave ing animal rights organisa- of trade union victimisation." "The BUAV have clearly sponsoring CPSU. Hampson, University Union hon. had planned bus tour of Mr Johnson, who is still contravened their union "It is a sad state of affairs, General Secretary, was vehe- twenty-one student unions commited to animal rights agreement (with the ACTSS) when a British Institute of ment that "Industry's role is has appealed for his rein- across the country this and denied their members Education is forced to find not in education:' forsee- autumn to gather support statement at an Industrial the right to union represen- sponsorship for its tables and ing a move to courses which against the use of animals in Tribunal. The hearing lasted tation," he said. He also chairs:' said Terry Black- may fashion students "Like laboratory experiments and three days and will re- pointed out that the LUU has wood, Union President. pegs. to fit into industry's research. convene in November. How- a policy which supports However, he maintained holes." However. after the organ. ever, there has already been animal rights and that is in isation sacked Mr Dominic a substantial volume of no way affected. Johnson. a shop steward for documentary evidence pro- The LPSU President Terry Minibuses roll the A.C.T.S.S. (Association of duced which, says ACTSS Blackwood expressed simi- Clerical, Technical and Super- "Reveals the hostile. anti- liar sentiments and said, "I in EEC protest visory Staffs), thirteen nut of trade union attitude of the can't see any campus unions massive minibus need to pay 1500 to twenty-one student unions BUAV executive:' allowing them on the convoy from Lon- register each student have suspended their invita- BUAV has already ap- premises." Adon to Brussels is driver. To drive a nine to being planned by NUS in sixteen seater minibus tion to the 11U.A.V.'s bus. •Dave Hampson adamant pointed a replacement to Mr However, the BUAV are protest at EEC proposals students would also need Mr Johnson was dismissed Johnson without waiting for contemplating the possibility which will severely limit to pass a test similar to the after supporting the Union's the outcome of the Tribunal. of going ahead with their student transport facil- present qualification for own boycott campaign aga- of the BUAV executive com- The position was not adver- planned tour of the campuses ities. driving a bus. inst the BUAV after the BUAV mittee said Mr Johnson had tised in spite of BUAV claims in spite of the withdrawn in- Bringing the UK's vehi- At present anyone over lore up a union recognition been sacked because he was that they are commited to vitations and are also known cle licensing system into 21 and with a year's driv- agreement. "Actively participating in the equal opportunities. The to be seeking alternative line with Europe's could ing experience can drive a Mr Chris Fisher, chairman ACTSS campaign against the chairman, Mr Fisher admit- venues. mean that unions would Union minibus. ~usticltsforbooks

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October 7 1988, Leeds Student. 7 NEWS In brief... In brief... In brief... nuts that at the moment it has lit- HB Sauce tle support in the academic New AIDS Job stress world. he Government has mis Helpline takenly estimated the Death of A new community support reductions in housing ben group. Leeds Aids Advice, has efit following the Social Securi- jazz hero been sir up. The organisation in- ty changes earlier this year. ac- Xero Slingsby. Leeds jazz tends to provide information and cording to a survey of fifty local musician and leader of The support for those suffering from 'Is forcing authorities. Works, has lost his fight for life AIDS. HIV. and Other related Leeds has suffered one of the after a courageous battle against conditions. The group's priorities greatest reductions with cuts of cancer. A much respected artist are to give help to both the prac- 24% in claimants benefits. The in the jazz world, Slingsby tical and emotional sense. and to Government had estimated a (whose real name was Mathew support the already existing reduction of just 2%. Although Coe) and his band were just statutory services which deal nurses out the majority of the local breaking Europe when he meI with AIDS. authorities by Gay Flashmon expressed sympathy Isis untimely death, aged just 30. They can be contacted with those that had suffered loss A group of fellow musicians through the Leeds Aids Helpline recent study has discovered that high levels patients. of benefit, they were unable to played at his funeral at run by Aids Advice on (1532 help them due to restriction plac- of stress rather than low pay is causing a fall in A student nurse at St James' Cemetery in tribute 4544209 between 8pm and ed on them by the District the number of nursing trainees. Hospital said: "There is definite- to a brave arid talented matt lopm Mon-Fri or through the A ly a lot of stress amongst me and Auditor Of hcer at Leeds Health Aids Advice office on 0532 The report. by Edward Lin- my colleagues. I've developed dap 01 Stoke on Trent City Authority, said: 'Stress is be- Final Page? 423204 between roam and tipm alopeceia since I started here. Education A turge proc•sstem through General Hospital shows that of coming a fashionable term in here are a lot of complaints Mon-Fri. Hull early this week marked the 63 student nurses who left the the Health Service today' but about the pay in relation to hours North Staffs Health Authority Figures show it as a major and responsibilities I used to get Flotation first large scale protest over the Roadhouse between 1981 and 86. 22 per- problem. paid more for washing-up." ,4 proposal has been mode to redundancy of Edgar Page, a 57 cent did so because of the SHORTAGES The report coincides with the radically change the way Univer- year old Philosophy lecturer, blues pressure of the job. Stress was caused by several Government's campaign to sities and Polytechnics are fund- who was the first University lec- Traffic- bluckspols in Leeds. Of pupil nurses it was 30 per- factors. from sheer hardwork ed. The main exponent of this recruit more nurses. This is turer to be made redundant for including many frequented cent who left complaining of on the wards to pressure due highlighted by Project 2000, an change, Sir Graham Hitt Vice- 'non-disciplinary' reasons. by students, have been stress, Complaints about pay to increasing staff shortages as attempt to overide the likely Oiancellor of Strathclde Univer- Although many of the pro- were rare well as attitudes of nurses to shortage of nursing recruits by sity- claims that the fixture of fun- testors admire Mr Page as an targeted by local councillors Carolyn Simmons. Training the nursing trainees and the turn of the century. ding lies in an application of academic, the march was also a for government aid. Leeds Ci- market forces. Students would be matter of principle Many ty Councils Highways Com- charged the full cost of their academics believe the redundan- mittee has agreed to press the courses rather than the Govern- cy of Mr Page marks the end of Government for cash in a bid L e e d s ment contributing a large part. security of tenure. where lec- to wipe out accidents at junc- Students would be issued with turers are guaranteed a job un- tions such as North Lane on T vouchers to pay for their courses til they are 67. the Utley Road where 23 in- and as a result have greater pur- The campaign to reinstate Mr jury accidents have occurred chasing power. Resources would Page now progresses onto a I I in the last three years. Other then be allocated according to higher level with an appeal be- N areas that give cause for INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER .student demand. 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P.0 BOX 157, LEEDS LS1 1UH TEL: (0532) 439071 OR 434727 t's understandable that the Poly exec should be extremely embarrassed to find that they've in- Iadvertantly booked a band with a name like Rapeman. It by fits in with the Union's progressive image, let alone the fact that any self-respecting venue would find the band's name at least a little dubious, whatever its politics. But it must also be said that when a student union exec starts to vet the acts its entertainments office books, it's onto very dodgy ground. Imagine the fun and games that would have 6 6 hould I stay or should I go?" looks like being THE taken place last year hod LU U's muesli brigade s Exec decided to go to Zodiac Mindworp's Riley message of the new academic year as LUU, LPSU Smith gig. Zodiac's own stage show takes place and Area NUS (WYANUS) respond against a massive backdrop of neo-Nazi sym- bolism, with swastikas replaced by the letter "Z" to the DES inquiry into individual (voluntary) membership on Nuremberg-style flags. of NUS, student unions and their collective affiliation to the Now this is undoubtedly very offensive indeed to some people, to whom the use of Nazi imagery National Union of Students. is utterly beyond the of scopel satire or irony. But In response to an Early Day individual tnembersh should it then be prohibited, even for these who Motion tabled in the House of Report by ministrative chaos" act feel that Nazism is a legitimate taget for any ar- union buildings, faciliti tist to comment on or lampoon . . . even Zodiac Commons last December (see available to members o Karen Thornton some kind of turnstile Mindwarp. below) petitioning for an end to Further the possible k, Back to Rapeman. Steve Albini, says our music automatic membership of stu- (V.P LPSU) commented, "it collective membership editor, is not only "'s most famous total Mustill in an amendment to I bastard" but is also "Engaged on a one-man dent unions, the DES has sent would be impossible for the Poly could lead to its calla campaign to offend everyone in the whole world." questionaires to 70 institutions authorities to fill it in accurately on services. According to Fair enough, one might soy, but he can't complain of further and higher educa- their own." the benefits of affiliati wider reaching than the if people put the blocks on his tours. Rape is not Neither union feels it has anything a funny subject, but is it a fit one for an artist to tion, including Leeds Uni and subsidised beer in the comment on? Poly, requesting details of to hide, although there is concern at cheap rates via N viced Organizationlbullim Albini's last band Big Black were hardly noted about the motivation behind, and the organization, personnel, books. for tackling serious issues seriously, and it's ex- finance, activities, and possible consequences of, the inquiry Terry Blackwell (LPSU pecting a bit much to imagine them onstage and its findings. importance to the Poly c-L- female oppression throughout the ages. But if we democratic structure, links "The way the questionaire is worded makes it services offerred by NI accept that some forms of artistic expression are with NUS and the perceived look like the target is the NUS," commented Terry "Our Welfare officer.-- legitimate and others not, then we're saddled with benefits of affiliation to it. Blackwell (LPSU President) whilst Dave Hampson said, "Whilst certain ro the problem of who decides which is which. at LUU felt that the original Early Day Motion was done anyway by sosme r. Rapeman may hardly be high art (low art has just The responses could form the basis rooted in an "Outdated version of student unions and circulated to t he . - as much merit of course) but once demarcation for future Government action regar- as being just about jumping around waving The Government it lines are laid down on what can and can't be com- ding automatic membership when placards and embarrassing the Government:' in respert of student g mented on — even by band taste merchants from The consequences of voluntary membership of also provides legal se the inquiry reports next year. individual SUs and/or the NUS could be revolu- lective and individual Chicago — then we re all impoverished. Both LUU & LPSU are fully involv- tionary. At present, all University and poly Finally, great empha. students automatically become members of their ficials on the importanc ed in the completion of their respec- respective student unions, and both LULL and student voice able to re ASHLEY ALLEN tive questionnaires, and as Carl LPSU are affiliated to the NUS. Voluntary ting students, Ironicall Leeds Student opens this term on a sad note. Dur- ing the summer holidays, our arts and music reviewer Ashley Allen was killed in a road acci- dent near his home in Histon, Cambridge. Ashley was a valued friend and dependable colleague to many of us on the Leeds Student staff. His sense of humour, formidable writing talent and above all his genuine inability to be Whose Freedoi, unfriendly made for a unique young man whose death shocked us all. His many friends in the English and French The room felt cold and unwelcoming higher education) and taking a light hearted ap- by ensuring that unions app departments, Tetley Hall and throughout the Un- as I clambered for my seat on the press proach to the 'problem.' due to non participation of perm viersity will miss Ashley as much as we will As bench. The meeting of the unbiased 'Slogans such as 'Save trees' scrap the NUS' candidates. an acknowledgement to the Leeds students who Campaign for Student Freedom, con- are already in use he said. Sir Rhodes Boyson MP, It .. attended his funeral lost month, Ashley's family sisting mostly of suit clad males with form and the mood of the have sent this message: a slight right wing tendency, had been distinctly hostile to those off0 Fronk, Sandy, Andy and Stuart Allen offer their organized by the right•wing Freedom UNDERMINE bench, who were obviously heartfelt thanks to all those from Leeds Universi- Association. Its aim was to publicise believed only in literacy t ty who shared their grief at the tragic loss of the Conservative students' case for the education, and from then or.' Mr Malcolm wanted to see the introduction Ashley, a dearly loved Son, brother and friend. introduction of voluntary membership need for the survival of the of market forces into the NUS by halting the We were greatly comforted by the many floral of student unions and the dismantling 40% of students to be on full block grant currently given to each union and Tributes, cards, messages and phone calls that we of the NUS 'closed shop'. and the other 60% on a lo dividing the money amongst individual students received. Robert Chambers, a leading light of the CSF, for their 'grant' but also fo A In particular we will never forget the love and sup- (around 550.00 each), who would then join their set the tone of the meeting by introducing the college union if they considered it efficient. port that we felt at the funeral by the presence of notion that student unions throughout the coun- so many of his friends from Leeds. Ai houghs we When Mr Malcolm ignored is that a significant DISCOUR try are run by mainly left wing 'marxist' sym- amount of students will choose not to join but would want to, it is simply impossible to thank you pathisers who are politicing union politics to all personally both for your sympathy and for spend their new found cash on beer and fags. their own advantage, whilst illegally using This 'freedom' will consequently undermine stu- Although stating his disapproi, making his time in Leeds so happy and rewarding. union funds to do so, This message is to be taken personally by each dent services such as minibuses, clubs, welfare of arts subjects, Sir Rhode A feeling of short sighted McCarthyism struck departments and cheap goods. Freedom, then dustrialisation of higher edu and every one of you. We thank you and we wish me as I realized that the Conservative method you welf. in this case means restricting the rights of others motion of degrees which ' of calling any organization biased and ineffi- to choose union benefits. tickets. The loans system wil cient merely because of its differing political Philip then pleaded with the Conservatives students will come to unive Editor: Andrew Harrison stance was being used again here as it had been gathered not to stand for democratic student by the prospect of large ou against the GLC in the early eighties. union elections because he saw this as under- sities would have to co News editors: Robin Perrie, John Rigby The first speaker Philip Malcolm. chairman News features editors: Karen Thornton, Tim mining the Conservatives case that the unions students to courses which of the Conservative Collegiate Forum, propos- are politically biased. This was necessary debts off the swiftest once Whitwell ed that disaffiliation of individual unions could because if any Conservative member were to pre Gladstone liberalism s Sports editor: Simon Rigg be achieved by boycotting all union elections, be elected, the claims of undemocratic unions was not only irrational (he Designers; Steve Hicks, Graham Alexander backing the DES enquiry into student unions could be easily refuted. It seems that Mr abolition of strikes) but a t by petitioning Robert Jackson (the minister for Malcolm is fighting a somewhat dishonest war, of education itself; subjects

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2. October 7 1988, Trash Magazine The Patron Saint of Trash he release of ❑ new disc, 'The Stars We Are' vicariously consume Morc's stories, in the constant personal experience. When he should he a prophet of (Parlophone) allows the return to Leeds tomor- hope that they are real, only to be confronted with the the 'Other', the unknowable, he reaches for the old Trow of one of its favourite adopted sons, knowledge that they ore not. tricks of patriarchal power. Seeking to quantify and writes Vee. Along with the Cope-creature and the It must really be about time to ask what his purpose qualify his experience, he submits to the requirement Wylie-beast, Marc almond is one of the few survivors is in constantly (re)producing these sordid little tales. It to understand, to destroy that which cannot be from the time when we really believed that synth-pop seems generally to be a matter of purging, a question- unclestood. could cure the world of all its ills. The return of the ing of his own values and obsessions. While this ob- 'The Stars We Are' is only the latest in a long line of King of Trash will see an influx of cultees from all over scene process continues, Marc can analyse his motives, records that allow him to confess all of his previous the country: so devoted are his followers that they will while allowing half the population to do the some. He wrong-doings, documented as they are in endless do anything to see him in the flesh. wants to wallow in a gutter life, experiencing detail. Too existential by half, only on 'Your Kisses The new LP, and presumably the shows that will ac- everything that he can. Burn', a duet recorded with Nico a few months before company it, is another collection of the fantasies that But through this obsessive pseudo-counselling, Marc her death, does he truly submit to emotion itself, have obsessed Marcy for years past. seeks not to embrace extremes, but to excise them. On allowing himself to lie prostate and lost within the "I had a dream, more o fantasy/Of Kip Noll, John 'The Sensualist', from the new LP, he shows how one forces of 'Nature' (for lack of a better word). Holmes and me/Alt in bed, we were going OTT/ What can use pain to re-inforce the consciousness of one's The live show will doubtless allow him even fuller a Sight to See —. own existence. He wants to become more aware, not rein to pour out his soul. It allows us the rather in- Well haven't we all dear boy, but does that less. When he could have de-evolved until he became teresting prospect of a ioded torch singer (always the necessarily give you the right to go on on on about the emotion he was experiencing, he chose to re- best kind) lost and confused, trying desperately to find your fantasies at such length? create himself, to use that feeling to offer a proof of out what went wrong in his life this time. A good way Though Marc might have 'Lived' quite extensively, it his separation from the Flow itself. of keeping entertained for an hour or so, but surely is his dream worlds into which we are always in- His adoption of the old idea of 'The Song', which is not something to devote a whole life to following? ducted. Far from being dangerous, it is the ultimate in created by a self aware author, forces him even more Marc Almond and La Magio at Leeds Safe Sex. Like those 0898 phone numbers we to concentrate an the symbolic aspects of a mythical University Union tomorrow. Tickets £6 Key to cover TRASH CREW: 1 Ricky's Club, The Grand 9 Town Hall, Art Gallery Theatre, Mr Craig's 10 Civic Hall & Theatre Editors: Andrew Harrison and Chris Donkin 2 Odeon Cinema 11 City Library Music: Adam Higginbotham 3 Cannon Cinema 12 The Warehouse Arts: Hayley Lee Features: Gay Flashman 4 Merrion Centre 13 Good To Go: Jane MacDonald 5 City Square 14 Headingley, this way Pages trashed by Funky and Ter- 6 City Station 15 National Express Coach minator Hix in assocation with Shit Hot Graphics and Sudden Impact Ltd. Special 7 University Station knowledge to the 'We love our Designers 8 Polytechnic Republic'. Read and obey! October 7 1988, Trash Magazine. 3 GO SKATE TO

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Front 242:Headhunter (Red Rhino) Spear of nep.tio.: Ili I ils.• 11 nli )1,,11 1\ !IL_ •i; loMf.tavs:441,0•K lrul it= game tone again peaple. This ain't no sipie sign, Kirk'• 1.-2nin,I I us. r alit I. I psendo-fanntsy, its the real thing. The collapse of cis tr-c"usi,-,1. His ill, n cull of 1•1, iLl. assn.., 1111- non we knew it_ When ∎Ilu talk about the impending ?ditch° floor He to have tirod band berrrn, apovahlpse, you'v• got it all wrong: its already here. 1M: re tin' It SirIl• ).or Fan hear ,.•rile. red! 44,111 ,,11171- it .11 tlii, WI% moment. II',. Ow Mimi, rot Vest-la 111r, (11111/11Vil. lilli111111l1.1/111 nom. grir,rikr• lit all that. a burning .11 the Ill ills ln,i EVERAVL ED Reichstag (.outran to popular opinion. the world is nut s14.6%- ing duos n. km regressing. As we wati.h. its getting BentnialtemBurn it up (Rhythm king) and fal,:ter. life is nnw played at while- Paul Rutherrord:Gel Real heat .peed. (lid!. the Finn' have suc- (Island) cessfully documented the pitted SINGLES The law kick 4)1 14.14•4.41 as it hits all about meilia-scapes of modern society the mainstream. This is without fulling into the imp of offering a moral judge- lugs. a massive de-Sert.SatISing noise. The 'BUM II Up. A-Sidr• is too reliant on named influences, has too many referents. LEEDS in•nt-Singie of the year. is just too reverential. 'The. B-Side. tho' is a blast of dris tug OVERPROTECTIVE fire, knocking my mind out. Rutherford has produced twith POLYTECHNIC the aid of ABC) an emotionless pulse. It his well with the Darling Buds:Burst (Epic) media preachers of Front 242. the voice reduced to a folic. THURSDAY OCTOBER 13th Yet another blond group. Not the style or parody of the Min of the rhythm. A machinic character tells us to 'Get Rear. TICKETS £4.50, TEL: 0532 430171 Prints: its all together too safe, too pretty. trying too hard to be happy. The machines have gone mad (at last) and and only succeeding in standing still... reduced humanity to a sex without secretions. all ritual and FLATMATES:Heaven Knows (Subway). no substance. Do sheep dream of electric androids anyway? This is ever-so similar to the above. only without any of the shine corm-non to the really cool blonde groups. Jangly. with nothing to recommend it. ... OVER AND OUT 131FANO wHotiTvons W wk,-.6 CO-OPE ATITE

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A Garden Fete by Alan Ayekbourn at Leeds Next the voluble headmaster sees sv is le as d !-: iii. its Offirg_15 Playhouse. Review by Graham Alexander a eatharsiz,, of a lifetimes frustration educating educable when she asks for .:1111iC tuition. Comparisons Take a script that starts as one play and diverges into to My. Fair Lady are inevitable and Ayckbourn vindicate- 570 P5601 041k4fA5E himself somewhat with a reference to this in the script. an interrelated series si te,ri. and you have the germ tnazt3 of Alan Ayckbouro's Intimate Exchanges. As charailers But as the play progresses the important decisions it hinges upon become so obscure as to render them point make important decisions the script drvi.lcs I., ro%er VON A Copy a-1MS less. The most remarkable about the possibilities and another road AP109 the plays IS that all sewn characters to a conclusion is born. Thus A Iwo prop'• Garden Fete and Affairs in a Tent THE ATRE are plaved by ju.st dexterity ot ek15 215t°9kr lq 88 (the two routes that the plin, house although Ow inipressive these perlontlanCeS by Rosalitul Adler and Michael Meas. omovr i5srroreP t 500P5 RUN` Rom -mc''eirANIflitanzi._ has this Autumn) run as siamesetwins for the first 15 minutes and then are seperated apparantly by the deci- (seen recently as Kafka in the Playhouse's production of a stage 41 sion of what the gardener wants to do one Friday night. Kafka's Dick) is eclipsed by the static quality of '360 g51 FP *Aff A Garden Fete (the version currently showing) is the with only two people on it. The play becomes an story of Sylvie, housemaid to the acerbic headmaster's Ayekbourn standard. that which can be compared to an frat wife. and fiancee of the gardener Lionel who attempts to early evening sit-com: humourous but never hilarious and - = fAcifie make her assimilate his vision of the perfect woman. watchable without ever quite being worthwhile. October i 1988. Trash Magazine. 5 ADVERTISEMENTS

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is for Acid. not jusl Flous.• but Jazz too. The psychedelic rockers now gracing everything from ilanceflotirs to •nrnflakes ads were an integral part of the Leeds chili scene at IT'S A JUNGLE least twelve months before London twiggerl. so all You son southerners with your bandanas and sinil•i badges. just Nrall'h It (II,: Vie were into Mill 1111\ 101.•t1 ,gal ....cry doing the Ant Rap. 'appen. Reim-whet th. old OUT THERE. Iced, l'rd. chant -11'-1r, We are Lerti,Heeilm.', It 1 ,111f f a , A it op MO therein!, referee's a bastar,17 111)1

HERE'S YOUR A is for Age of Chance. !sonic terror sculptur• is the medium and the message kir AoC. who trashed Prince-- with rnrialciatirt. MACHETE. li-rsinu in 1986, Olen upped tor I irgiii Inr- the plissibilitirs brat and the allure of .ample wartare, si,..1100 for the thunderous -'131011 }cars Of Trordite - /./). then Jumped into bed with hiblic Enemy for their "Dike 1r''• single. chant -Leeds. Detroit. Berlin. New `rock- sums up their impeccable cultural arrogance, and has been loudly recited on rum a lew homeward journeys le, been sisirts teams. Live they can be iffy. nothing, they-yr clone wince "Kos'. has matched its sales and ward is that then next r•lca-c ce1I +111iilliwi,IttI hut whets th•i 111..11 -•111-1, 11.1,1 r311% 4.1 char-t 1.1-11, is crush Lliouritr thing: picture-, (it a•cyscriipurs. Olt

October 7 1988, Trash Magazine, 7 UT, rise gilt 1"1, one in "The Green Door" by Shakin• Stevens. (1) -BEER! BEER' WE WANT MORE BEER! Leeds- cultural poter ►erri may have t e mid unsavoury lump in it (see NE, ILL THE LADS ARE .CHEERLYG1 The Sky-rack, Utley Road. Recently redesigned GET THE NON-ALCOHOUC LAGER Ev!'• Service Crew and so on) but it has from a pinky-blue nightmare to a flowery patterned produced a creditably cosmopolitan curry scene. Check Traah's weekly booze bible (starts next nightmare. usually heaving with loopheads and the week) for some of the lesser-known or more Hint: the stories about dogs in the freezer am almost Lager Youth. (4) eauterie alehouses. Meantime, a pr6ia of the etude- never true. packed local vommeramare Whitelocke, off Briggate. Bons townie place with Hansa'. Mirth Street. The first stop for veggie The Eldon. Woodhouse Lane. A real lime-warp cracking beers and cordial bat-staff. A good sit- mien cuisine. (8) nieside part as well which is an excellent place to alehouse_ where Suez is top of the conversation Islamabad. Woodhouse Lane. It's your funeral.. agenda and they still can't gel used to the new spend a Ian summer Sunday afernoon. (t-1) to) money. When the University's. Chemical Some pubs where it isn't a good idea to go in Engineering building over the road exploded last Kaghan Valleys St Michael's Road. You'll feel and say "Half a pint of lager shandy please Christmas, the regulars all just stood there. halves like a goldfish as Original Oak-hound revellers stare barperson and do you student discount?" in a very of mild in hand, blaming Wilson and the white heat vou out through the Kage's huge window. Quite a loud voice while waving your union card in the air: of technology. 1 ) broad menu for the gastrnnotnie "Been there, done ► The Duncan that" merchant and reasonable prieewise. The Faversham. Springfield Mount. Spill a pop- Fforde Greene star's pint or gob a guff in this ersatz trendoid joint The Drysalters Arms, The Mandalay, Harrison Street. Reputedly the whose flay has been and gone. Nice to sit On the The best Indian restaurant in the North. Costly but so grass in summer however. (5) The Arms near te perfection in decor, service and atmosphere. Rocky's let alone food, as really makes no difference. If you The Fenton, Woodhouse Lane. A theme pub The Whip find a £50 new iti the street you should spend it where the theme is getting drunk. Green walls so as That place off the Headro• where they have here. (10) not to distract you form supping. Pristine beers and the topless DJ (true!) the occasional quiz night. (8) Nafee's. Raglan Road. Unfairly maligned by dint of the reputation built up by the Iasi management, The Fox and Newt. Burley Sheet. Real ale and now totally out-of-date. It's fine. welcoming and good none your ieffee pep. Sturdy home brews and value for some excellent selections. (7) guest beers make up for the presence of the Arran Sweater Posse. (9) Nazam'it, SOIlleWhere, in Woodhouse. OK if you're so slaughtered that mit makes no odds what you eat The Hyde Park, Hyde Park Corner, Get back but really . t3i to that womb-like feeling in this licensed space- shuttle hangar. Pretty grim, 13) Sultana, Woodhouse Lane. Winner of the Bradford Telegraph and Argus Curry Search no leas. The Original Oak, Orley Road. As packed as a and (spartrin decor aside) rightly so: beautiful bastard 24 hours a day it seems but passable beers Kashmiri meals at very very good prices indeed. and plentiful "atmosphere". (7) Veggie selection is exceptional. (9) Again. Dash's forthcoming weekly where-to-eat The New Inn, Utley Road, Dead good bitters, features will guide you in detail. handy fin the Cottage Road Cinema, pleasant ambience. (8) 0 is for the Dole office.

The Royal Park, Queens Road. A roomful of It's at 21-22 Palk Place in town. During sreellies with ehippCt, that smells „r a roomful the •usnsneet helidays if yeu've got 111e job nl Iti• ilipso%., a roemiel of the ...alai— y.en want and no 1111111W{ . go there arid to ayrnd and a room set fearsome that meow- who's tell them. They might give you some. is for Andrew Eldritch is for Goths,

ELDRID:H GOES 11111•H(ti' ∎Ilt it of a Inch there are two distinct varieties. Ili)iRt111. C•LI. FOR 11111 'II) Fit up is your honest, actual Goth, NU: 'GUTH' TAl. t.1..1111 influenced by Sylvians candles And so on ... but that's not what you really want is for Films. and (fattener' rooms. These pale figures believe to read. now is it kritly Eldritch occupies a position themselves to be direct reincarnations of Rimbaud, in the maulsseal lot (students I mean) second only Cottage Road (751606) Small, handy imolyed a-' they are with poetry. mysticism and being to the Iletzet. He is the very epitome of for the New Inn. Often excellent late night exceedingly wispy and drift y. They're tiresome if one the biggest local cultural phenomenon: Goth (see films en Fridays. (The Blues ever traps you in a corner. but as they hardly ever go below). Brothers at least lAs ire a year). out, you probably won't face that problem. How the man himself feels about the people who 11.80 or E1.50 with Union Card. (8) Their favourite bands are: Japan, the Sisters, Dead copy his every mote i. questionable. Judging by his Can Dance and the Cocteaus. Hangouts: the contempt for all has myriad musical imitators, he Cannon, 1 i•ar lane 1451013). Three screens. no Faversham, the Phono on a Wednesday night and would only offer an extremely cultured sniff in their smoking. mainstream, expensive bar. f2.50, their own bedrooms. Cloths: black, lace. jewellry. (7) direction. discounts only for matinees Mon-Fri. (5) And the second form of black-clothed creature Eldritch now lives in Hamburg of course (which is around is the Goff. These are the alternative forms of why all true devotees go there fur their hula), but lie Hyde Park, Brudenell Road (752045). Now lager lads, basically heavy-metal freaks with an added will always be associated in music--obsessed minds council-owned, spot-on cinema. Seats renowned as dose of bracelets. They do tend to dress a bit better with Leeds. home of the only really intelligent Goth most uncomfortable in Leeds, but often has excellent than rockers, but that is the only difference, oh. apart band: The Sisters Of Merry. who still rtile the local films. At times so popular that the iron doors are from their belief that they really are terribly different. roost as far as most people are concerned. shut in your face, so arrive early for cult movies. (9) And the Goffs like: the Mish. late Sisters, Ruse of What made him different was that Eldritch always Avalanche and the Vavnes. Clothes: black, bracelets. Leeds Playhouse (442111). Late night had a little bit more nous. a little bit more hairspray. patchouli, anything that Eldritch wears_ and Friday/Saturday only. Usually good. understanding at modern music than his competitors. more hairspray. They all drink Castlemaine and throw Lounge. Headingley 1751061). Usually the home of More interested in subtle passions than in Rock up in massive amounts. (3) crass American brat-pack movies. Handy fur Beeketts anthems nhe e:yecrable 'Lucretia' aside), he's one of N.B. Some people move to Lcrels from bleedin• L.A. Park and some univ. accommodation though. No the few native (if ex-pat) musical geniuses left. (8) 'e'os it's so Guth. To which o student iliseount. 14) ne can only say (0).

I.L11 Film Society. slimly clawing its way back into the world, it sometimes has watehable stuff. but only sometimes. Either that, or the publicity's terrible. (5) Odeon. Briggate 1752045). 5 screens. smoking or not. often lull. big shop. £2.80 or 11.80 with Union Card. GI

ALPHABET CITY compiled by Martyn Ziegler, Gay Flashman, Andrew Harrison, Vee. Pictures by Neil Mackintosh

8. October 7 1988, Trash Magazine is for Hippies, and their dogs. is for Look North with Judith Stamper LEEDS OTHER PAPER: Trying hard to he The smelly population of Leeds is expanding and Hari,- Gration. alternative/an alternative. 16) at an inverse rate to their social relevance, The Beeh's regional prog is the usual dire stew YORKSHIRE TV: Production talent is still alive and Punks and hippies are now almost inoperable.. of eats up trees, new recipes for black pudding well in Leeds. From the studios of YTV such masterpieces except that some punks are at least bastards, and have-a-go pensioners defeating burglars. as Emmerdale Farm (daily boredom quota). and Count- while hippies are generally docile and only interested in the easiest way to get stoned. They are fascinated by such outdated notions as peace. Constantly meandering around and around the same subjects that they were interested in when they were in sixth-form. Its probably due to a der-seated need to regress to a pre-problematic semi-childhood. Avoid any political subject when near them (if that's unavoidable) unless you're into stand-up slanging matches. roy Harper, Pink Floyd, smelly clothes, smelly food, strange dogs. smelly dogs and lots of dope Ifor which they are usually over-charged). They hang out in the MJ a lot. and should be ignored at any possible (opportunity. (4)

is for the International Pool Want to win a gold medal? Without steroids? Bored with all that jogging? Visit Leeds clan International Pool and try your hund at Ob - mpie selection — it worked for or Adrian Moorhouse but we can't make any promises. Pool ls cheaper but for scum-free swimming. this is the place. Might not be such a good idea if you take anabolic steroids or can't swim but great for a couple of hundred lengths before break/tad. (91

is for Jin 's AKA St James University Hospital. The biggest hospital in Europe and star of TV's eponymous heartstopper doeu-drama effort. Moving swiftly on . •

is for Kit. Or clothes. Leeds may not be renowned as the Fashion Centre, of the North. but it's not a total disaster Jr you're thinking of hlowing your grant on a new wardrobe of even just stocking up your selection of "classic modem wear" i.e. jeans and T-shirts. Taking it from the all-important money angle, here's a selection of Leeds 'nut cootone. 1 SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON BEER OXFAM (Leeds and Headingley): The old favourite. Loads of lime green acrylic dresses, mess suits and platform ahues. Charity shops might he cheaper. (8) MARTIN HOUSE (Head.), SPASTIC SHOP, HELP THE AGED SHOPS: All along same line,. of Oxfam. Buy your mohair bumper here. (9) MARKET: Bargain hunter's Mecca. Save ore gas bilk bay sofr themals here. `vegetarians plan your centre to avoid the meat racks. 141 ARMY SURPLUS: For anyone with a military fetish or it y.11-1, looking for a natty line in a camouflage. (9) NFAN sIONE WASHED JE ‘Ns? YES. PLEASE 'ft IP MAN: 11111111. I think we all know about this - I'm not going to comment. ►NCEPT MAN, POSE. POUR L'HOMME. 111 IllONs. Roo year acrylic jumpers. creased trousers: pastel shades and grey slip-ons here. NWT, but if it's what you want, it's all here. (3) WORLD OF THE CHEAP AND TRENDY LEEDS STUDENT MISS SELFRIDGE: In the centre of town, much like any other Girlies wanting writhing in black stretch cotton will find it here. 191 BAD: Wacky badges. MA l's. DA's. hideously Harry Gration has to be seen to be believed. (2) 1111(5'11, ksilin:i■attempt at something more enthralling overpriced sunglasses and trendily superior Sal riS assistant. is for Media than Blo•klmaters. (5) (7) YORKSHIRE POST: It's black and white, it RADIO AIRE: All I am going to say is that they played 'X' CLOTHES: Down by the Aaiun near Bad — expect to cost 20p and it's a newspaper. An anonymous ARRA this morning and if "Gardener's Question Mil:. is share the mirror with the shop assistants. If you can't find spokesman has described it as "a right-Wing your only alternative between 12 and 2. dahlias are it here. give up and go to Ainslie:4er. (8) load of rubbish': No comment. Don't miss the definat•ly less nauseating than James Whale. (4) AN)) IF SOMEONE GIVES WA' nom , funky Campus Mole on a Tuesday — who can it be? (6) Heavy. hoot and funky 61 you rim );III could go to strand and bus a shirt. lout there again YORKSHIRE EVENING POST: Fairly. unsurprisingly. PIRATE STATIONS: vuu colt spent it on beer. Funnily enough. this is the evening version of the Y.P. (61 find Meow

is for Nightclubs Wig-out: 11 yoou walls don't rare and a laugh is what is for Pizza and Pasta. 11ways a good excuse for continued late-night you're after descend to this hippy haven and watch Cary Iii ilratInos. Best of the lot in food drinking. even if yon do have to take out a Grant movie- whole soot hoogie. 18) and prioy• 1,41.1 I huiee M'ailabir, decor pass- able. language ability of the staff restricted to mortgage to 1)13■' 8 pint. are night clubs, and Leeds has optite a selection. Italian. Piped musts nut loo hot kilt al. is for the Otley Run 0Time Out listings has nothing on us. MOS11111`111' 1'1 tNI Start at the [Mom, down you pint of whatever Bistro Fiori. Not ball. }lase Ill wail for table in bar STUDENT SWEATBOXES in one, and start legging it up the Otles Road, 0 but food good. For those looking lac a wide night ma. (6) Warehouse: Friday is a relatively cheap night (12,50) have another in the Eldon qoicklt followed by Pastificio, nice people. olive 1.001I. but slightly lorio•ter music ranging from tusk and hip-hop thnough the ideso- a third in the Packhorse. Jog to the Hyde lone the wine- front tospe•tally. Good student discounts ionpreiliciable Stock Aitken Waterman. Soul iolaaaiea etc. Park — this will probably be your shortest stay you are alone make it worth a visit. 181 SaturtlaN — battle it nut with the shopassistants. (9) atill sober enough to rimier the appalling crush. ,wells and Salvo's, livadingley. If you want to queue for hall' an sew-: Vs ealnesday night is student night. Cheap to get video, jukebox. hour, eat your nteal with the cilia loudlY warbling Sicilian al but esiall to loss- a stone in body (Lida — here, even Those in trouble already, gets some breath:, of fresh air loveasonga while hundreds 01 students celebrating their the mirrors sweat. D.I.S.C.O. (7) as you pound up the hill no the Original Oak and tie V011.1V bitilidays cheer loildlY, this is feu tau. ketitally it's Phone: Funk!, on a Wednesday, Cheap. Students, lots desperate) Skyrack. already awaiting the firm piles of alright. Nut seta good for yegpes. 171 eaoinaalting at an of them. t71 vomit. Take another long haul to the New Inn. pausing on- understatement here, readers. 'Mote like a hefts 19) in Ricky's: Tursda) — weird and wonderfully paisley at ly if you wish to yawing in technicolour across the Ken- truthl the -Kaleidoscope pop. Frieda' — funk at the Night Shift tucky Fried Chicken. Miss out the Three Horseshoes and 1See also Tony's and Hwy.', under Tak,awats.1 and Saturday the famous Dowobet — 'Acereed.... (91 go into Wondies for the final fling, by which time you is for Quakers the 'Dry Mile' — also knossii Poly Disco: The old favourite. If you want a beer/a should be so bladdered you won't notice how awful the 11/1. ■oor way 6 is the wotnania man' a fight or all of these then this is the pub is. Alternatively, start at Goodies and work ille ghetto — this area of Leeds The original owner of place. 1:11 down. heart of .1thilentland. this ti•liars planning catastrophe. being a moan Craig's: There had to he one, didn't there. A Fancy dress or three-legged might provide some 11()%1•11% Mr. ber of dos order, specified that no pubs were to be built seritable abundanc• of pink lyera and white sfilettas, value, if you're. into that kind of thing. IF you're not. vend in the whole square mile, Ii stretchers from Royal Park frighteningly expensive drinks, beauty !marinas and the night in the Horseshoes or downtown instead — it's far Road to Si Michael's no licailitatle. IS, for athletic. resolting bouncers. You base to try it. 161 more entertaining. 141 October 7 19B8, Trash Magazine. 9 is for Rock ''re roll. make them 11111k like I 2. I than a dead T h, .111. If)) ha, mini. nand, in•i• mile• than ,ill 3Iekons. punka-111kt) Itinster• 171 taller ham in 11n. ttiti■..1,1:. This i. NOT Nightmares on Ilex. Gild ini.dina rap '11' +Pratt II HI F. 1 reds ha, precim.1% ihrre hand,: 'Thy ‘iN due %%id% bas of ideas. Slum Ill lu big tilt •1111. •.rc leprewwer. and Psoriasis Doctors. Faisik the Isionies1 humid is, 11 1111 111 I, hack Cann. hunt The Brim% hisi•ad Their cr+ion elf ti. Express is tier coolest thing since die Pral,•.A eel 'hem 4101• ',newel 11% sloileol•, isnention 11f 1111• /1;114111' 1)1111. Vo•lf'11 will 111•% 11144•11,• a a In 4A-stuilem, most of them are crap. and all of (11,e :aid !At. Hub 111111,S•..? 18) Item are Itapped within lit• legends 'written In •asl l'isritle Eternal. 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is for The Wedding Present. There's nowt .o queer as folk. The eddoes know it's true. and that's why their 4rnineng marriage of David Gedy,'. acute love-gone-wrong lyrics with the jangle-nosh guitar of Pete "Grapper" Solowka has struck a chord in young hearts the nation across. F4.11 once. "bone" need not be a naughty word. The ''George Best" LP and "Torritn" singles retrospective should he handled out with freshers kits to help you get your head round this town, or indeed life itself, that funny old beast. And "Why Are You Being So Reasonable Now?" may be in the charts by the time you finish reading this. About time too. Theirs is a broad church — every now and then they dash off a Peel session of uncannily enjoyable Ukrainian folk songs with Leeds legend and Uni Russian graduate 'Len Liggins for a laff. Unassuming to a fault (if you don't see at least one Prezzic in the pub while you're in Leeds you're being dozy) and possessed of the fastest changing rhythm section in show business. the Weildoes are a good reason to get out of bed in the morning. UP WITH SMILEY CULTURE GOD STUFF WAISTCOATS OLD 501'S Everybody thinks they look daft but you can have their dreams. (91 DM'S & LATEST ACCESSORIES October 7 1988. Trash Magazine. 11 dy free-range pop that ON THE knows there's mud under its boots. Their new album Sun- shine on Leith unashamedly mixes country licks in with their customary salt of the earth pop to create a plot- ter that fair reeks of 1 GO Scotland without ever FOOT becoming too dis- ingenuous...If it's integrity GOOD you're after then look no The wonderstuff! brought back to Earth by Further, The Hollow Men the Boy Wonders after Colours LUU Riley Smith Hall, such an 'experience'. Leeds Playhouse, Mon 10th The Procloimers from Thurs 13th he first major gig to LPSU, Tue 11th Opening this week, the hit the Riley-Smith is Hailing all the woy from story of Jane Barry who an extreme mixture of Leith and stepping with was the first woman doctor T ease into that unnameable to qualify ... albeit as TO the strange and the trying to be strange. The Won- space previously occupied James Barry. derstuff ore this year's by Madness and the Barry's bizarre double bright new things, sing- Housemartins, The Pro- life is the subject of the along a melodies and lots claimers ore quite the thing Playhouse's new produc- of highly impressive jokes of the moment. Their music tion • tell us when she ('Astley in a Noose' I is possessed of o fiery qualified (to the nearest mean really ) If the Presbysterian ire that year) and you can win o records are anything to go makes most of its compa- pair of tickets to see it in by, the gig will be full of nion stuff in then pop'n'roll next week. First entry out people trying desperately charts look pretty flimsy - of the hat on Monday gets to prove how funny they witness the single I'm gon- the prize, so don't forget are, and foiling, na be (500 Miles) for stur- your name and address. • PROCLAIMER Crivvensl Look not upon the Wonder Stuff for entertain- ment, they ore by far the most overrated band in the universe (me exagerrate? Never!). Look rather upon the wonders of the Hollow Men, a local band with their feet on the ground and stors (or should that be drugs?) in their eyes. They may only be the support bond, and this may only be their first gig in absolutely ages, but their presence will light up GO the night. The sound is tripped-out psychedelic, Choque's muffed guitars spurting out well wicked riffs across Dave's lateraly orientated words. They are very much hit and miss, oc- casionally producing real horrors, but at least tt;s‘, II always entertain They could, however, do with the addition of a keyboar. dist to Fill out the sound somewhat Go early, consume the W Hollows, and then leave . You won't wont to be • NEW MODEL ARMY — LPSU TONIGHT. Bring a Whippet

MASQUERADE( I 8) by Plato has been found comedies where the twins Thriller involving people that turns out to be (shock get jumbled up at birth, who hove more money horror) FUNNY' "Really than is possibly good for SALOME'S LAST mediocre"(Southend them - anything involving DANCE(18) Examiner). mansions and yachts has Ken Russell directs a really GOOD MORNING got to be a little bit wierd film(makes a change VIETNAM(15) CannonFLI Cinema 7pm Thurs 13th Oct for dodgy. Meg Tilly becomes really doesn't it?) In this Thank God for a funny film Vicar Lane, Leeds LS1, 3 days the latest in a long line of one Oscar Wilde turns up about Vietnam after the Tel: 451013/452665. SEPTEMBER (PG) unfortunate women led as- to see a production of one overkill of "Full Platoon Adm. £2.50, £1,30 6.45pm, 8.40pm Late tray by Rob Lowe. of his own plays (come off Hamburger Jacket Port 5" BEETLEJUICE(15) it Ken). Dead camp and Robin Williams plays the with Union card Mon-Fri nighters at 11pm Highly recommended by probably not worth ventur- forces DJ with the heart of before 6pm. No Fri 7th Oct FATAL ATT- film buff Pembo, Science ing out for unless you're a gold and the zany sense of smoking. RACTION (18) fiction caper involving fresher and you haven't humour. Louis Armstrong 1: MASQUERADE (18) Sat 8th Oct THE ghosts that is bound to found any friends yet singing "What a Wonder- 1.30pm, 4.40pm & WITHCES OF leave you laughing rather SEPTEMBER(PG) ful World" is an added 8.15pm EASTWICK (18) than quaking. Much better Serious Woody Allen bonus. than a slap in the face with anyone? Thought not BUSTER(1 5) 2: BEETLEJUICE (15) Lounge Cinema, a wet kipper. FATAL ATTRACTION Buster Edwards is ap- 1.40pm, 4.50pm & North Lone, Headingly, FRANTIC(15) (18) parently well chuffed that 8.20pm Leeds L51 Tel: Harrison Ford is yet to The film that stokes claim Phil Collins is playing him 3: FRANTIC (15) 751061/758932 make a film that is to being the most hyped of in this film about the Great 2.00pm, zi 45pm & Fri 7th Oct for 6 days anything but "well sound" the year. Originally it was Train Robbery and it's aftermath. It strikes me that 7.45pm BIG BUSINESS (PG) so this is probably a sure seen as THE cure for aids bet. With Roman "Dirty but it's simply a good you have to be pretty Cottage Road 6.00pm, 8.20pm & Sun Old Man" Polanski direc- thriller; however, nobody desperate to actually like Cinema, Cottage Rd, 5.00pm, 7.30pm ting it certainly won't be will ever be able to tell me being associated with Phil Headingly, Leeds LS6 Odeon Cinema, Up- boring. Rumour has it that why a decent looking Collins. Tel: 751606. Adm. per Briggote, Leeds LS 1 the end is a bit suspect. bloke like Michael Douglas THE RUNNING £1.80, £1.50 with Tel: 430031. Adm BILOXI BLUES(15) fell For a horrible old trog MAN(18) Part two of Neil Simon's like Glenn Close John Belushi's brother and Union card. £2.80, £1.80 with autobiography trilogy. Im- THE WITCHES OF Arnold Unspellable star in BILOXI BLUES 5.50, union card agine "An Officer and A EASTWICK(18) a film which projects 8 15, 5.05, except Sun: 1: GOOD MORNING Gentleman" except not so Go and see this if only for gladitorial fights into the 5.05, 7.30 VIETNAM 2.05, 5.05, slushy and a lot funnier the fact that Jack 21st century. Contestants Late nighters: 8.05 and this is the result. Mat- Nicholson is possibly one appear in a TV game in THE NAME OF THE 2: BUSTER 1.00, 3.15, thew (Swoon) Broderick of the greatest actors of all which they either win and lays the U S Army's time He is in his element survive or lose and die. ROSE 10 45pm 5.35, 8.20 latest recruit. here as the Devil who gets Not bad, but there's no Hyde Park Picture 3: THE RUNNING THE NAME OF THE up to fun and games with way that Belushi senior House, Brudenell MAN 1.05, 3.20, 5.40, ROSE(18) the Witches. "Dead would have touched it . Road, Headingly, Leeds 8.10 Sean Connery finally finds Good" (Milton Keynes POLTERGEIST 3(15) LS6 4: POLTERGEIST 3, the right film for his Chronicle). Port of reviewing "ART" is Tel: 752045 2.15, 5.30, 7.50 hairstyle - let's face it, you BIG BUSINESS(PG) to be as objective as possi- don't need a toupee when Two of "America's funniest ble Fri 7th Oct for 6 days 5: JUNGLEBOOK 1.30, even when you don't you're playing a monk. ladies" (it says here in the have any regard For the Edited by SALOME'S LAST DA- 3,30 Ghastly goings on when press release Bette Midler thing that you're reviewing NCE (18) 8.50prri plus BIG BUSINESS 5.30, 007 investigates a and Lily Tom in appear in ... but in some cases it's JANE MACDONALD FRENCH DRESSING 7.50 monestery where a book another one of those just impossible.

12. October 1 1988, Tracts Magazine Sun 9th Oct HANK LPSU (430171) WANGFORD BAND Tickets available from SJM CONCERTS PRESENTS Hank plays two kindsa Jumbo Records music, Fri 7th Oct NEW MODEL country and ARMY MONDAY 10th OCTOBER, 7pm western. See preview. Duchess of York, Vicar Lane. Tel 453929 GIGSASTORIA 339 Roun- Mon 10th Oct THE BIBLE Toes 11th Oct dhay Rd Tues 11th Oct TED CHIP- PROCLAIMERS THE BIBLE (490914) PINGTON See preview. Fri 7th Oct CHRIS "This bloke comes up Thurs 13th Oct BALAAM Tickets £3 in advance WILLIAMSON to me, he says 'D'yer AND THE ANGEL Banqueting Suite ) wont some LSD mate?' I Smelly-headed rock. ues Ilth Oct JAZZ: says 'No thanks, we've 'WILD' BILL DAVISON gone decimal now. TUESDAY 11th OCTOBER, 7pm (Banqueting Suite) Pounds, shillings and LUU (439071) Thurs 13th Oct HILL pence ore no good to Tickets available from Duchess of York, Vicar Lane. Tel 453929 BANDITS me." And so on . CTS shop (LUU), Jumbo TED CHIPPINGTON (Banqueting Suite) Weds 12th Oct DOGS Records D'AMOUR 1: Sat 8th Oct MARC & No bloody idea about ALMOND DUCHESS OF YORK these. See p.3 THE PARACHUTE MEN Vicar Lane Thurs 13th Oct PINK 2: Mon 10th Oct Tickets ,c2.50 in advance (453929) PEG SLAX WONDERSTUFF Fri 7th Oct LITTLE CHIEF Fat gift in check suits See preview Sot 8th Oct DUMPY'S rockin' their billies good- 3: Tues I 1 th Oct HIGH RUSTY NUTS style. Recommended . AND DRY WEDNESDAY 2nd NOVEMBER, 9pm The Warehouse, Somers Street. Tel 468287 LOVE AND MONEY OPERA NORTH Oct 7.30pm for two Tickets £3.50 in advance presents days only LA BOHEME Fri, 7th, COLOURS Thurs, Mon,10th & Weds,12th 13th Oct 7.30pm for Oct three weeks SATURDAY 5th NOVEMBER, 8pm THEMCIVIC THEATRE LUCIA di LAMMER- LPSU STUDIO Riley Smith Hall, Leeds University Union St MOOR Tues, 11th Oct THEATRE Calverley St THE LOVE FOR ROY HARPER (462453) (462522) THREE ORANGES Sat, DANCE ROUN- Yorkshire Theatre Co Tickets £4.50 in advance 8th & Thurs 13th. DABOUT BALLET presents STATE OF COMPANY Sat, 8th, HOTLINE INFO, SER- PLAY Thurs 13th Oct Oct, 7,30pm VICE (445326) 7.30pm for two nights TUESDAY I5th NOVEMBER, 7.30pm GORDON GILTRAP LEEDS PLAYHOUSE only & RIC SANDERS Sun, Calverley St, ALHAMBRA Princess Leeds Polytechnic 9th Oct, 8.00pm (442111) Way Bradford IT BITES THE TEMPEST Tues, Student discount: £1 off (0274 752000) lIth Oct, 7.30pm for advance bookings, 1/2 CAN CAN Fri 7th Tickets £5 in advance four days only price standby (Mon & Oct 7.30pm for two Thurs only) nights Mats Sat 2.30pm Tickets available direct from venues or from THE GRAND New INTIMATE EX- An evening with VAL Crash Records and Jumbo Records Briggote CHANGES: A DOONICAN Sun 9th (459351) GARDEN FETE Fri 7th Oct 7.30pm LEEDS UNIVERSITY UNION PAIGN WELCOME BAR EXTENSION & EVENING. PROMO RH Evans Lounge, 7pm, ENTS PRESENTS Adm free! Introductions, Come on for God's punch, a short talk sake you societies! about Eritrea and our There should be at SAT 8th OCT MARC ALMOND £6 MISC.Fri 7th Oct slides then off for a least a score of entries J-SOC: Shabbat comes curry here . MON 10th OCT THE WONDERSTUFF £4.50 in at 6.13pm Mon 17th Oct Pick up and drop off Services 6.15pm Friday forms for the Sexual Abuse: Break Good MON 17th OCT JULIAN COPE £5.50 and 10.00am Saturday pages from the the taboo. Let survivors to Go at Hillel House Leeds Student office in DEACON BLUE £5.00 speak and hear the FRI 21st OCT Shabbat goes out at LUU or from Dove at truth. 1pm at LPSU. 7.18pm Saturday the Poly Information SAT 22nd OCT SPEAR OF DESTINY £6.00 SHABBAT SHALOM! COMING UP Point. All entries are Sun 9th Oct Fri 14th Oct absolutely free. SAT 5th NOV RUN DMC, PUBLIC ENEMY £7.50 J-SOC: Freshers piss-up ERITREAN TENT There's around twenty at Hillel House 8 30pm CAMPAIGN thousand people read DEREK B. P.W.E.I Entrance 50p, Drinks REFEC BOP these pages y'know. Free 8.30pm-2pm surely you want to Mon 10th Oct £2 advance: £2.50 on reach a few of ERITREAN TENT CAM the door them .

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Opera as a whole. and is not just carried release of classical C.D's such as 'The Operas in English as possible., only laps- and a multitude of visiting directors, pro- out to appease these critics. Having seen greatest hits of Maria Callas' (sic). ing when a particularly big star will only ducers and singers has trial to mention the energy and commitment put into the McPherson admitted that there is a agree to do the Opera in the original David Lloyd-Jones who has been Artistic projects I tend to believe them. danger of the Yuppies taking over. language:' Diretaur for the full ten years) gained pera has become increasingly "But we have to be very careful not to We suggest that a common complaint Opera North international acclaim, fashionable among the bright exploit that too much. 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However, they live performance. not just Opera. you've which vary in sty le from the comic ex- audiences are becoming younger and more are as valued a section of our audience as got to commit an awful lot of your energy travaganza 'The hive For Three Oranges'. trench. as are the people who entertain any other and we have to go out and at to what is going on on stage — if you do which opened this them. Ste is Opera tract as many people not do that you may winter season, to the North intending to as we can ter Opera.' as well not be there," spectacular season sever its ties with the 'o why are Opera The Duke and closer 'Boris God- traditions of Opera? Audiences increas- Dueliess of York unov . "The company is ingly young and up- have recently be- Opera North doe- not using the tenth wardly mobile? come the first Royal not however limit it- anniversary to look "I suppose people patrons of the corn- self to professional back over the last ten have more money paw.. McPherson's and Iarge-stale pro- years and say and more time to feeling about this ductions. The com- 'haven't we done come tee the Opera." were brief but to the point.' "Delighted". pany's, best known well*. " says Press was the reply. Quite. *airs He added that it did communit. -based Officer John Mc- Out' reason for the c not matter if they production was A est Pherson. grow it ig fashion at were' not already fans Side Story :.el in an "We are here. Cs Opera is that prialuc- of Opera because he old Mill outside tablished, strong and tions are seen as was confident that Bradford last spring. producing good Op- becoming more radi- Recent innov at inns have includet I a era but We have to look to the future. cal and 'trendy'_ and in this way it appeals they soars would be. weekend workshop based on a Hindu story "A wide appeal is inherent in Opera. By tee young people more. McPherson agreed Baby Bea in the aisle at the Grand? 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Opponents of the review wasted or channelled into Tim Janman MP argue that in theory left wing causes. student unions are a model The review also examines would lead to 'Ad- that is the centre of the Early Day Motion movers of affiliation, Janman said ""I here cannot be of democracy. Yet the add how student unions affiliate ing to Hampson, with criticism of student unions_ The Conservative Col- freedom of association if public money is involved" test of democracy is not to NUC. Most student nd services becoming legiate Forum is particularly critical of some "ex- Legislation would have to be worded carefully theory, but whether the unions take a decision on decisions taken are NUS affiliation by public , necessitating perhaps tremist" NUS policy, and the support given by in- in order to prevent misappropriation of public representative of those show of hands (not a secret tern. dividual unions to extremist and minority groups funds via SU aflilition to a national body; a na- idding of student union entitled to participate. ballot) at a general meeting. or causes (see CCF's A licence for Profligacy — tional student representative/ campaigned body Student unions and Thus 5% of a student body the NUS (as proposed A Report into the National Union of Students). based on individual subscriptions (private funds) especially NUS clearly fail can affiliate all an Education Reform bill) Tim Janman MP, the proposer of the December and voluntary membership would, however, be this test. NUS's policy code institutions students. The and the loss of various Motion, believes strongly in personal choice over personally acceptable to him, "Even if I might has a left-wing stance on other 95% are also kie Nixon (WYANUS), joining NUS, and that a Conservative government disagree with its politics," every major Issue. ft slates 'Members of NUS' even If to the NUS are much that 'There should be a Ia should not be funding a national student body. "It is up to students to decide if they want NUS: they did not vole or ivious example of cheap feminist perspective in all opposed affiliation. Thus Speaking to Leeds Student earlier this week, he if they do, they should fund it and join it:" /ion bar. Also available described the Motion as being specifically aimed areas of economic policy', NUS's claim that no-one is 0 (National Student Ser- at the NUS, although he could see no reason why Jacke Nixon of WYANUS called Mr Janman's and that institutionalised forced to join it is racism exists in the ',office ing are stationery and membership of local student unions should not arguments 'Totally senseless," Grant-funded ludicrously absurd. students paying individually into NUS would still force and the NHS. During Moreover, if NUS affiliation r also be made voluntary, the miners' strike. NUS is specified In the be using taxpayers money, she argued, and SU ;'resident) emphasises the He described the idea of SU collective member- called for the release of all Constitution or a student block granrt is allocated according to collective the welfare and research ship of NUS as a "socialist sheep-herding tactic," 'Class war prisoners' (le: union (As with 1111.1 and SU decision anyway. Most importantly, she feels citing an example of recent disaffifiations by Scot- jailed miners) including LIP.%) it often requires a that he is overlooking the confederal nature and ire training by NUS," he tish Universities as anomalous because individuals those convicted of serious two-thirds majority to democratic structure of NUS, and is mistaken in earch would have to be disagressing with the collective decision could not crime_ Are these the views disaffiliate. Thus U 51% of comparing it to industrial trade unions. of ordinary students? a meeting rejects NUS ie, say a particular union join NUS on an individual basis if they wished. "NUS is more than a trade union — it provides This situation in NUS is affiliation, the union Replying to the point that the NUS's and SUs' social and welfare services, as well as representa- mirrored in individual remains affiliated Thus relies on NUS statistics democratic structures allowed for individuals to tion," she said. students unions. It is easy NUS's claim that '11/4 is and finance, and NUS propose affiliation or disaffiliation moves at to we why. Most student million say yes to NUS' is es for members on a col- General Meetings, Janman described this as "ir- "It is not a trade union but a confederation, and union policy is determined exposed as a ludicrous relevant." everyone has a chance every year not to affiliate by general meetings with falsehood. is placed by union of- "The best democratic structure is voting with at budget time. If people don't take up that right low quorum levels (often Nor Is It difficult to af the NUS as a national the feet," he siad. to vote, it's their responsibility under 3%). It is thus easy understand why NUS lacks nd to legislation affec- With reference to Kenneth Baker's concern Students DO want NUS, DO vote ill it and DO fund for left wing extremities to the courage to make its t is this political role about the legal implicaions of restricting the right it collectively" pack meetings and exert a own membership voluntary. ri disproportionate influence It is widely accused of on policy making. The being a front for the Tim Whitwell went to the views of those staying away Labour Party. During the Timetable of events from meetings are 1987 Election Campaign Campaign for Student irrelevant even though the Vicky Phillips. then NUS Freedom's conference in policy is in their name. President, Issued a letter DEC '87: MP Tim provide services to In addition student union on NUS paper urging Janman (ex-Federation students and not used funds are often used for students to vote Labour. London last month. He Even the SLD. which Of Conservative for political political purposes. Student unions are governed by supports N1JS affiliation. found plenty of familiar Students) and others campaigning", and charity law which aims to criticises NUS's relationship announces his intention faces pulling the CSF's place an Early Day restrict such political with Labour. Motion petitioning to to gather information on expenditure. This law, In NUS's propaganda, strings. end automatic the organisation, legal however, is totally every government membership of student status, and financial concession to students is undemocratic and English would slowly disappear, due to inadequate and full of unions. links between the NUS loopholes. Most student proclaimed as a victory to tly eligible and their uncommercial nature. "That this house and individual SUs. unions subsidise transport NUS, even when NUS's welcomes the 1987 Investigation is required to left wing demonstrations actual role in securing the The Record Breakers' Norris McWhirter, took the plat- Employment Act which first, he notes, as to and affiliate to left wing concession was minimal. In .!eting became chairman of the Freedom Assocation concen- introduces legislation limit freedom of campaign groups such as 1984 Sir Keith Joseph CND. Indeed CND derives a attempted to introduce ,rt on the press trated in his speech on the aim of his organiza- that will significantly association, by substantial proportion of its charges for tuition fees. tion for free speech and freedom of action for reverse closed shop restricting the right of Fes. Sir Rhodes income from student union NUS demonstrated, chaos what seemed like a select few, ie the top, wage arrangements, but notes local student unions to ' numeracy in affiliation fees. Thus ensued. This alienated the stressed the earners and South African embassy officials. that hundreds of affiliate to national taxpayers are forced to public and led to press thousands of students body, would raise st. He wanted The incident in February of this year at subsidise CND even though editorials condemning Wolverhampton Poly. where Louis Mallender will still have no choice complex legal issues." CND's views have been students and calling for the larship grants, SUMMER '88; introduction of student was prevented from speaking by vigourous pro- over whether or not emphatically rejected by lestem not only the majority of British loans. Yet NUS claimed the they join the National Department of Education tests from students was offered as an example Oir fees. Union of Students; and & Science (DES) people. Student union demonstration 'Forced a of how the NUS restricts free speech. What Kai hopes that the Secretary questionaires are sent to money should be used to Government U-turn.' In fact it almost snatched defeat • Pederson, the organizer of the meeting at of State of Education the authorities of 70 improve Student union from the jaws of victory In Wolverhampton seemed to forget is that and Science will take further and higher ID Instead many Unions addition NUS freedom is an international issue not merely an action to rectify this education institutions spend In excess of 51000 representatives rarely if requesting details of English one. Mr Mallender is a representative anomoious position as per year on political ever meet Government or the limiting of a racist and violent regime. Black people in soon as possible." individual SUs campaigning. Unions ministers, and undermines toted the in- his country do not have free speech. 219 MPs sign the organization. personnel. affiliated to NUS also pay any useful work it does In ' in by the pro- motion. Attempts to functions, budget etc, NUS an affiliation fee. It is representing students by e simply lob The overall feeling of the meeting was that place amendments in their links with NUS, not difficult to guess how campaigning on fringe issues like CND and ire that fewer of organized spoiling. Many hard right politi- the Education Reform NUS services etc. that income is spent. The Institutions involved in full page left wing Anti-Apartheid. discouraged cians, such as Sir Rhodes Boyson see the NUS bill forbidding student union collective this area include Leeds campaigning groups is II Is unjust that students and univer- as 'A dangerous pressure group halting the ad- opposed to NUS's political membership of NUS fall. Poly and Uni, Bradford subsidised. Money has also 4ially attract been given to organisations standpoint should he vancements of Thatcherism.' These students APRII. '88; Kenneth Uni, Bradford and Ilkley opposing Mr David Alton', forced to join the pay these were not so interested in a having a politically colleges. Baker expresses the Abortion Bill. In addition organisation. Hopefully the as over. The free NUS but a weak one unable to campaign Government's concern OCT '88; Deadline for the orgy of bureaucracy review will lead to y id Sir Rhodes and fight for its members. Their arguments that "Taxpayers money questionaires to reach that is NUS Conference voluntary membership ked to see the threaten the whole structure of free education, made available to DES is end Oct costs 5220,000 per year to and restrictions on JAN '89; Earliest likely political activity by student ..-_'the very idea and it is a threat which should be taken student representative stage. The NUS Is another unions. ao as sociology seriously. bodies should be used to date of inquiry's report. route by which money is 10 October 7 1988, Leeds Student 10% OFF FOR STUDENTS AT WOOLWORTHS MERRION CENTRE ONE NIGHT ONLY

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Admittance with a current Student Union Card only October T 1968 Leeds Student. 11 Yes, it takes more than a bullet in the Back from hell... skull to keep Britain's least credible gossip column from the pages of Leed! • Student or whatever the hell this multi. sectioned Sunday Times-like monstrosity is called these days. By special arrange- ment with Doris Stokes Afterworld Enter- prises and a few backhanders here and there, The Fan once more returns tc spread jackhammer justice among the craven hordes of political empire Orel' builders, squalid criminals and loony toons who run your student unions. On- ward mes amis! IS SHE FOR REAL? RESPONSIBILITY AND SERVICE

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Recognise anyone in this mod fascist boarding ing the ways of the military asleep/over/out witn _ ach o condition which laid some LUU Welfare Secretary, pic? Yo, you got it ... the school or other she was in as this wee tale will tell you: other and went home so low as to incapacitate and his mate Nick the mega-Thatcherite bad the Officer Training Corps, For her 21st birthday, Tel Great fun yes until twelve them for days. Hippy. vibes authority merchant hence all the "reliability" invited hordes of chums hours later when dozens of Yes! It was ... the curried Meanwhile Treezer was pictured above is none spiel above. I should down to her folks' place in guests were gripped by a chicken! Not only was the off abroad sunning herself other than LUU Education bleeding well taco, says the Soft South where much mighty churning of tim col- editor of the Mighty Stude and oblivious to the ongo- Secretary Terry Styant The Fan . drinking, carousing and in- on and were visited by a stricken by what became ing Johnny Fartpants and AKA Scary Tyrant. Anyrood, Terence ap- ept body-popping took great and overriding reed known as the "Exploding then some syndrome she In the good old days pears to have specialised in place until the early hours to visit the littlest room n the Bottom Syndrome" but had perpatrated back when Teresa went to some germ warfare whilst learn- when everyone all fell house every fifteen m.rtes, also poor William Wood, home. Shame says The Fon. LIES! LIES! LIES!

As the summer months have well and truly left us (outside Fanthing can hear the pitter patter of snow flakes, or perhaps it's Frank Bough getting juiced up on the way home from Mr Craig's), 'tis time for the Grand Fan End-of- season Untruths, Rumours and Shameful Secrets Giveaway, All stock must go ... try these for size: ' Poly SRC Chair Rob "J- Utd and Spurs. The Fan ames" Hunt has been red- says : don't get dressed in uced to wandering about the dark next time you're the town dressed in o silly going clown to cause havoc waiter outfit in order to dr- at Elland Rood, Mikey boy um up custom for his new - the Service Crew don't workplace, a bijou little take kindly to big jessie soft bistro. southern shandy drinkers • LUU Admin boss-dude but they'll certainly kick Mike "Soylent" Green was your head in if they find spotted ambling about the you in anything but a Wed- Union building dose to te- ding Present t-shirt ars when he heard that Mr • Ploy Ents boss Ion Derek Dick of top aged "Child" has been spotted Barron Knights-style Gen- moonlighting as the dog on esis impersonators Mari- top kids' prog Storyteller. Ilion had boiled out of the • A certain top Socialist band as was off to join Bros Workerist person from the or something. Poly (initials T.W.) spent a Mickey has the world's lucrative summer raking in most massive collection of the filthy lucre as ... wait for ludicrous upper garment it, wait for it ... a scab pos- wear which includes several tie! Oh what larks, it's gon- EVHRTY TH URS OAy" AT RXckY Marillion t-shirts, at least na be a good term so keep G 0 GcNuT gRoVE one Iron Maiden job and your noses clean and watch DR11\1Ks PROMO footie shirts for both Leeds out ... there's a Fon about mumeziksHAP NeFatii2m c1-30-2-00 12. October 7 1988. Leeds Student ADVERTISEMENT HONESTY about THE BEST POLICY! A Fresher's Guide Through The Insurance Jungle them would fold up and leave by ALAN BROAD, an Oxford-based Insurance Broker who has specialised in students' needs for over 35 years you stranded; nevertheless we find that most students like peace of mind in their financial So you've arrived, with your suitcase and carrier-bags; you've affairs as far as possible — and this suggests using a Company unpacked the coffee and found some milk; the kettle works. everyone has heard of, even if Now you are alone for the first time in your castle. A one-room it isn't the very cheapest.

castle maybe, but it is your responsibility, and so are all the Later in the year, suppose you possessions that will soon clutter it: books, tapes, sportsgear, have to make a claim, as thousands of you do. You may equipment... Even if you believe that "All Property Is Theft" not fancy the hassle of arguing it won't help your Grant when someone starts thieving yours! with an Insurance Company direct on a David v. Goliath basis (Goliath won lots of his One of your first business deals should be to apply for a Personal Belongings Insurance fights!) It will help you (to extend the family's home policy is usually quite inadequate, and the cover hopelessly enormously to have somebody limited). But which scheme to choose? experienced on your side, but 'there's nobody if you buy from a Company direct, or from an way it is — a modern cry of the In general, as with anything didn't last long, but there is Agent of just one Company... else, you get what you pay for. City of London anyway! It is a always somebody keen to insult Therefore as we said above, do check that `plus' included in better Little has changed basically in your intelligence, so it through a Broker. They are the 38 years that my Company the main conditions and policies, meaning that for most items, the sum payable after a completely independent has been studying the student premiums are shown in the advisors, licensed and required loss will be sufficient to replace insurance market, except that initial application form. by law to give you good advice, it new, without writing-down theft and vandalism have and charge you nothing for rocketed in the last few years 1.4 (IOW( the compensation because of wear-and-tear of the item lost. handling your claims, even in I-calls of Residence; and reminding you when renewal is So: Look for a "New for Old" thus, the premiums have due, and so on. So: if you can, rocketed likewise. When Clause, most student policies PLEA sE arrange your policy through a we started you could insure will have this. Bicycles, though: Registered Insurance Broker £100 of belongings (enough for VE if yours is at all respectable, this C NE and look for the actual word is your possession most likely to most students) for a premium of "Broker": it is an official seven-and-sixpence a year: 37! .! disappear! Quite a few "special designation nowadays. pence! Ah. well.... Nowadays The cheapest policies will student policies" have now the basic •um-insured needs io exclude the most likely risks: stopped insuring hikes, be about £2000 to cover one's that is self-evident if you think chickening out because of the Freshers sometimes wonder: property realistically (and you about it! For a tiny premium high claims... I think this is "Why not do it all through the have to play fair because under- you could cover Fire or proven something of a betrayal — we Bank?" To he sure. you will stating the value could lead to Theft occurrinc inside your have insured students' bikes soon discover how keen the big under-compensation after a big (locked ) room .0 your main ever since 1951 and they have Banks are to get Your custom; claim). For this, depending place of residence in termtime, ALWAYS been a bad risk, but I and in recent years they have upon the "level of risk" in your with a tiny sum insured. reckon if a Company purports to been moving into Estate area, you'll pay an annual Choose wider cover, a better look after your interests it Agency, Mortgages, Insurance, premium of about £25-f 50 policy that includes any other should he prepared to take the and nearly everything else upwards.... Here is your first places you may stay during the bad with the good, and add except (so far) doing your warning: If you're offered a year. your bike to the policy. laundry and awarding Degrees! policy much cheaper than that, Yes, they might well want to sell During vacations your room look for gaps in it! (see below). The journeys to College and you a policy; and sometimes may be let to other people. Your Or else it may be a scheme hack, and the first hectic days of though not always, they are belongings left behind %%ill need where, if you have a claim or the Session, are among the linked to an independent to be covered while "in secure need advice, there will be no highest risk periods. Unless you Brokerage service. But... But... storage" somewhere in the independent Broker to take got insured before leaving home Older students have sometimes Hall. your part: this is also dealt as many Colleges and Unions come back to me with second with below, and can be a urge when sending out our Are you bringing, or will you thoughts: "My policy lists all crucial factor if you get into leaflets), you really ought to fix buy, items of special value the expensive things I am deep water. (NB: A Broker it up as soon as possible after deserving cover against Damage buying — do I really want my represents you, an Agent is arrival. And make sure you or Loss anywhere. not lust Fire Bank Manager to know how I acting for his Company — choose a policy which will and Theft inside your room? spend my money and use his firms that don't work through include your future journeys at Musical instruments, jewellery overdraft?" Brokers may not tell you this!) start and end of Term. and watches. hifi. expensive v v. vl v. Ix clothing can be insured against Such worries are groundless, Bear in mind that in a year or "All-Risks"; to protect you all but fir peace of mind you can Several insurance firms may two, you may move out into a year round in the street, on the trust your Broker with that sort send you leaflets, large and private flat or bed-sitter. bus, around the Union, on the of information! Here's wishing small. No Company can Choose a policy now, which beach, etc., an Ail-Risks you good hick for the Session, reasonably be expected to can be adapted to cover section is essential for these and a claim-free year for all our include all the "small print" in external flats when the time specified items. sakes its initial leaflet (for legal comes: the application-form reasons a policy has to he should indicate this. Free advice, and full details verbose); however the 0 • significant facts ought to he 'LIME 4 4 4 )1 4 4 4 4 of the recommended (Norwich Union) scheme, given, so you can see what you 4A let u will probably feel happier if Yo are available by sending are buying. It sounds crazy, but of4i your insurance is placed with a an s.a.e. to: I have seen brief adverts that • big and well-known Company. just said: "Send us the money There are over 100 Insurers Alan Broad, P.O. Box 172, and then we'll send you the "New For Old" sounds like one active in the country, and O.K.. OXFORD. _policy details"... That scheme of the Cries of London, and in a it is pretty unlikely that any of or ring 0865-54025 October 7 1388, Leeds Student 13 Leeds only C.12 • Specialists 33, Monkbridge Rd, Headingley Tel: 304383 or 754349

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It is unfortunate that the games will perhaps he beat. remembered for the outcry which surrounded Ben Jon- SPORT IN LEEDS son's use of drugs to record the fastest ever 100 metres time in history. It is quite sad that Jonson transformed him- self from one oldie most fam- ous athlete:, of all time to be- coming one of the most notor- ious. He stood to earn the best .5risaisee part of three million dollars 1151111111111 from tttt sorship deals but now the rooming, from the in- evitable ghost-w riMen hook and various interview, could potentially far tweed that. It is hardly surprising dim Jonson has now claimed that %er one hundred million pounds his drink was spiked. who kno- wa, was this year someone might even be- 0 lieve hint and he can't really lavished br the South make his reputation any wor- Korean government on se. Even if ho- has lost his world staging the sporting record for sprinting he must dinosaur of the twenty definitely be challenging for fourth ()Iympiad. the world record for crass Potal■ Despite what the cynics Ili' must have known th- might say there is no (limbt at it was likely diet Itts lest wou- that the games were quite a ld be positive and that he wou- speetaele presiding some ex- ld he discredited as it cheat. ✓ellego sporting nehievetnents Carl Lewis's ohs haus glee at ems well as smite delis'' rout- his rather hollow gold and his rovereay. The British team put chains that God was on his side tip a pretty impressive display Ikon implying that Jesus Christ although they failed to win any must base been hanging gold medals in any of the around bel • I the scenes pos- Put your cross where you think Adrian Moorhouse is. prestige track and field IMMO". ing as pole mutter only 11 crafty Mideolni cooper who is now bottle of Stenozolul ready to reds get a membership card eheaply while, tripped mer the hall. registration it'll cost you ten is a city fatuous possibly- the greatest small divinely intervene was distinct- as a student if :11141 want to he the picked himself up. and looked pounds now, so hard lurk. for many things. bore rifleman ever to have only person in the ground under around. spotting Glynn S fin ly distasteful. As was the way Gothic tradition is Both the Yoh and the I la Nov L sixty-five watching Gloucester. waiting patiently on the left wing walked this planet should not David Coleman rued Cram*. departmental football leagues, still strong. but it is little shire on a wet Wednesday in with no mnrker to talk to to pass lee forgotten. Although not the failure to win a medal to the and five-a-side f ball is known that there are also April. but the earl gives you the lime. Bob nearly had the most glamonito, of this Sumin- *mi•n, that he forgot the malig- millions of sports all over benefits in ri test match, with five kap'. heures in their collective available fur am WPM Stmt ,1111 er'• event. in Seoul Cooper ned Elliot hail just won a silver. the place. pounds off each day. paying for mouth lo skiing something rigid. get a team to play at the I nisei.. overcame the setback of hav- But it's all over now and we've nibs Details are available from ing his rifle trodden on by a - years to get our Headingly, the main student itself If you plan going to each None of them need lime worried all gut font area in the city has two major day. however. as Bob managed to turn the two sports offices at Poly ci- BBC sound technician to breath back before it all trund- (well alitioat) venues. Both the Elsew here its Leeds. the I and Main the hall into the ty site, or the I niversity union clinch 20% of our total gold les hack into action in Leeds . and Cannows. an American Football right touchline. haul. Barrehnia in 1992. Yorkshire dohs have team if you hadn't already guess- With this kind or entertain- their I .. in the area. If you ed. practise their brand of wacky ment. who wants to (10 anything are a fan of smelling men with entertainment by getting dress- else but watch sport in Lee ds•! buttocks for biceps playing ed tip in padding and helmets. Rut some diehard. and per- around with oddly shaped balls gad shouting ins' prehensiltly marmlb brain damaged people then this is the place for you. about "41 •-2 43 Imp. hop " actually want to take part in Leeds rule hit the headlines in re- What this is meant to mean the sporting events themselves. Well cent years for the buying of all Leeds Student office isn't sues. goy., fur those of you w ho like top stars in a bid in achieve some but it is pretty mind•blowing that kind of thing, Leeds is only %ague sort of success. but seem stuff. her• to help. to have the typical Yorkshire The main attract' in Leeds. For a start. hang nut at an lily's'. (habit of getting into the public attracting over 20.00414S match. pie Swimming Pool in the city eye and then fading into obscuri- is Leeds U • 41 (Cu.. "We are. centre. Here meet golden boy ty until the end of the season. I-ere-1,1-04'e are Leerls!.We are Adrian %mellow:4v and the rest losing game* to brave huh- teams Leeds:- doom from sports of the Olympic swim g stars from IFInunhope and PutIse!.. staff). sec I di. is• tram for that our Ade know.. Yorkshires on the oilier hand. the last seven yrarrs, and con- If you're at the Poly. then j • don't go in for this big shut way sistanth linstoriies to go up. their their sports scheme. For three of play ing the gentleman's game successive managers' hooPY pounds 'dirt cheap ell!) you get of cricket. Well, actually they brand of humour in team *elec- swimming. Aerobics. toga and can't because of an odd little rule tion means that they haven't Badminton. Also. if you j • any whirls means that only people managed this yet. of the spurts clubs that use the burn in Yorkshir• can play for The one that even the Leeds facilities provided then v.0 the side. But then again a leans kop had to laugh at was vs hen must, yes it's repeated. mum jou, which has spawned Boy eon and Bob Taylor was picked for a or it'll cost! Trueman doesn't really need to game lam season. It is a shame There again, at the UM. it buy players amway. that someone is horn with less costs four pounds to join. and Unfortunately. Yorkshire has football talent duos Sam Fox has you get .11•reAla to the sports com- been in the wars to recent years. for talking. Bob collected the plex at the poly end of the ram- and haven't won much. Inu can ball in midfield. dribbled for a pus. If you didn't join at the

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