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Incorporating jlei Ce magazine Britain's biggest weekly student newspaper June 14, 19% Vol 26: Issue 25 Win a Sony CHEMICALLY INJUICED playstation The Chemical Brothers, Underworld, Stone Roses - A brief history of computer games: the hits of '96 reviewed in the magazine section competition on the centre pages ON THE AGENDA: Down to earth with a bang, have work will travel, the tourist hotspots of DOCTORS SNUB Summer time and the livin' Vic S PLEAS is easier SUMMER'S finally was close to here and winter blues can he banished. Some students will be beading home to pin their feel up in from 01 being killed by a bumper summer of televised sport. Hu! others wilt be staying behind to pay - off those overdrans with meningitis bug' the usual low-paid bar and tempmg jobs However, graduates BY CATR1ONA DAVIES may not have to fall into the latter category - A VICTIM of the killer disease employment prospects are actually getting bacterial meningitis was just hours better according to new from death - but doctors were too figures ',CV pages four and rivet busy to see her. Those slaying in Daisy Travis, a second year at Leeds Leeds over the summer University, was refused the urgent medical can look forward- to a full schedule of music attention she needed when she appealed to events including Opera the Student Medical Practice for help. The and Ballet in the Park. doctor on call said her symptoms sounded Jai/ on the Waterfront and big names like like meningitis. but he was too busy to visit Everything But The Girl her for several hours. appeanng next week. Instead Daisy's friend drove her to casualty where Leeds' residents she still had to wait an hour and a half before heing could he in luck on the seen. thirst front too. a pub war is brewing between When doctors finally examined her, it turned out Daisy Tetley and Bass - and was in a life-threatening condition. She spent two nights in price cuts could he on intensive care and a further week in hospital critically ill the was see page Mot. from the disease. Daisy, a Geography and Management student, is now writing to the Student Medical Practice to complain about her treatment. She claims if the doctor had visited her, he (How far abroad ore...) could have administered antibiotics immediately, and Have-a-go hero WHEELY BRAVE: Plucky student Simon Parsons, you willing to go for a prevented the disease front developing any further. Experts a Maths and Management fresher, scared off two job this summer? Turn say an extra hour at the developing stage of the disease can make all the difference between life and death. thwarts thieves' masked thugs attempting to break into cars at to pages 14 & 15 for "1 think the Student Medical Practice doctor was totally Montague Burton flats last week. The modest the Ode 10 careers OA irresponsible, because he kit it up to me to decide whether motor menace hero claimed: "I hardly did anything." the continent CONTINUED ON PAGE TWO INSIDE: News 1-9, Comment 6-7, Feature 10-11, Travel 13, Careers 14, Sport 16-20. Plus 16 page juice pullout magazine 'ill 1)1 NI News

STUDENT Boozing battle breaks new ground C)FF DRINKING habits tar Leeds dominated. dui I circuit' ot I cad• ft'Llhaled b ~4I.11111111 '1 111 students may soon he iransfarmed pule and bats. are not worried about (lie ce,t. by a multi-million pound 'battle Bass plans to open at least competition! "We are very pi-mid oi1i`diP(.1t; sii.i.,p, lllml nil ri dr!, .11'..1•11v, Llt the breweries. _ write.% temilso seven new venues in the near of the fact that we dominate Leeds :o11,4y, III and 1.eTt.1,, 511 TAKE FAT Itwornain.t. ,ifildr h Geer; future. and Nay they are and long may that continue. We .,,a0.11n. 1. hal if !ion IWO,c dtP• Brewery giants Bass and committed to c lawn nu the top believe we have a :mod mix on EX Take that band member rtotIlain. rfr:src 01.allbc hilt! or locally based Tetley ate position from Tetley_ pubs from continental style cafes Robbie Williams has gone to traditional pubs which w made *hiding ay....Toper competing with each other in an A Spokesperson for Bass said: to America to lose weight. I xrik t'aisersity 1. noun aggressive campaign toopen new "We feel comps-tition in Leeds is believe will never go Ind of style" Before signing a £2 million 141 Itnia 157 venues and win over customers. healthy and think we have opened A spokesto•i record deal with Chrysalis fl.tiA Bass have opened hostilities some really good pubs which claimed it all helped the Records he will he working Bass's new bar in after announcing a challenge to have won national awards " image of the city to remain a Edina ALL BAR ONE: out with Trainer in Deco the city centre. w hat they claim is the "Tetley TL-ilor s spokesperson healthy Drive, Florida COACHING IN CRISIS AS CLUBS ARE STARVED OF FUNDS A HEARTY DRINK? Beer drinkers FM: longer and are less likely to suffer heart problems according to a recent Australian study. I etilw, Researchers found that Men who drank more than three pints a this had a 60% lower risk of death than teen thillers Sports clubs PLAYING THE ORGAN

1111 C111111 1•.!felk: Kovacs has designed ii condom that plays music. When the condom is unrolled it plays two popular tunes from his lTiii i.1 da. or• Hungarian homeland %hr•, I-dill•, short of cash BITTER BANKERS? Two hank robbers in SPORTS clubs are being forced to fold because Washington IX.' rubbed title( • their funds have been repeatedly slashed by Lemon juice into their faces .. in a bid to blur security /manumit sty.. 1.n,,„• university officials. STAND AGAINST SHELL camera pictures of them, A•btr Jon had) Nei' Budget cuts at LMU The plan failed to help them Shim 111 Annul Ropmerr have meant that some clubs get away with their loot At-11.44 have no instructors, having fund for what are Student however and the pair were I'kturr Edam+ jaded for 24 yews. N1i diva litipc-7 to borrow coaches from Union clubs. It is not our Sat 1..ft responsibility to pay fur Phromtroppiws other groups cur rely on Compiled by Per Gibe, equipment and SO on but we unpaid and undetquali tied Gareth Sykes do give free access to students Prom and IwiBrur members. and fewer linvirc Ballo to sports facilities." t rodecnanI tailtart training sessions. LMUSU Exec deny that Most also cannot afford ni Jinn 11... funding is adequate however play on a national level or and are also accusing spurt ticinter tabor enter competitions because Doctors ()Arid Ad... officials of reducing the times their limited finances do not Sport Ulna% ordinary students can play rater stretch to paying for travel to 15144.4, sport so they can hire out fixtures, overnight facilities to the public and snub plea accommodation and local businesses and let staff equipment. Trod Mat play They are now fighting CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE hum Money for the university sports Aaflu,th budget to come directly under to go to hospital, even Annitaad Gillian Green. LMU's Tae. their control. though he knew I could :in 1 Danroado Kwon Do Club Captain, "We are allocated funds by have died. What if I'd just confilmed the situation:"We the university which are partl\ decided to wait for him Heard a good not been able to supposed to pay for the do instead of going to subsidise any martial arts to-day running of student hospital?" 5tory? Call the events or competitions this clubs." explained LMUSU Daisy is now at home year because we just don't President. Simon Cafftey. "hut recovering from her ordeal. have the money, Because of this money hardly even covers but feels lucky to be alive. Newsdesk this we have to charge L I -50 a people's wages, let alone "When I first felt ill, I session when other clubs are sponmg costs• thought it was just a free to :mend. so have lost "The university is hangover, but within 12 0113 inembets." obligated. to provide priority, hours I was in intensive Sports managers at LMU access to facilities for students care. They didn't think I 2434727 are claiming that the money but this is not happening and was going to survive the they give the Students Union over the past few years it has first night in hospital." has not declined and that it is cut the coaching budget by Fist. of Daisy's friends Want to the duty of LMUSU Ewe percent and coaching. hours have 111111$ been given advertise? member, In make up any from 70 to 46 a week. It 's antibiotics. because close Merit. ludicrous that we're in a contact could have made Contact Ross Anderson. the situation whereby we want to PRESSURE GROUP PROTEST: Students gathered outside the LUU them susceptible to the university's Sports Manager, he pm-active and encourage building this week to demonstrate against Shell Oil. They claim disease. satd:"On the whole we student sport. but we have no Neither the Student Advertising theCorporatlon finances dictatorial Nigerian rule and has caused provide eoaching support to control over the main aspect - Medical Practice nor the numerous natural disasters Pic: Pete Cotton croups and we are one of the coaching." ICI were able to comment, 0113 few universities whom:malty 2314251 Or send a fax on ** Weather News ** Weather News ** Weather News ** Weather News**

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THE inquest into the death of tienefies student Alan Jackson, w hose hods was found on Leeds Uni‘er soy campus on May 1, has recorded an open verdict, scaly Chris Herirrribeq, The eoronerOat last Tuesday 's Exam cock-up inquest said he could not confirm that Jackson, w ho plunged from a four storey window near the biology department, planned to end his life "beyond reasonable doubt" HIT AND RUN BUS The finalist_ who seas to take a Phi) after graduating_ had been working late against department rules. His parents told the inquest that he sulFered from a history chaosBy Arum Jr e.! • 03 sleep-walking, and Shatwhen ft und. his hotly showed all the A SERIES or blunders made exams even more signs recurrence with a pair stressful for worried students this fortnight. lit itlak,02.: he linty took olf when going co tied discovered in his On at least three occasions racket pocket. students were given invalid STUDENTS According to his flatmates question paper, and the results he was in a good mood and declared null and void. Marks TOLD: EXAM es en tidied his roam the night will now have to he before determined by linter intlitoth. "Andrew was a bright boy of assessment. MARKS NULL and loved his studies. lie was ..I also a devout Catholic and EXAM BLUNDERt suicide %A.as against his AND VOID religion.- added his mother. ; But Leeds coroner Dusid Hirichetiff said: "The fact there were no witnesses means we it- will nes er he any the wiser as to lest .• .• • what aourilly happened." the o • :; .• • !XAM BLUNDER 1,2 . • the • .; In .11.1,thor auklrtit :irki the pi c,.nnr. 5L_% Euro '96 1.11C 55111111 eNam.md some Std sears had taken them and then disci I hlISCO 1.ot Nlooday to an amide they hem to their friends in the sieli eoirreeni —est: !Hi (hcit' h ticket flop helots. --Siirtre people were finished I minutes while the iris igila;ot the right on. GREEDY toothall officials are Im 211 mins instead of al I and they went to try to iind being hlamed for the clearly had a hugely unfair hut in ow end she had lir Maks: thousands of tickets for Euro advantage." said one disgruntled them up and write them on the 96 matches in LecJs 2nd year blackboard because they weren't remaining unsold, a owes Mort -Lots sit pe.rie felt guilty found,' commented tine of the Ri)pe 'hey had cheated because neither students. Anery tans hoyerified her or the 3rd Years realised that "I wasn't that bothered tickets for the opening Group the paper they had seen would be was eventually scree,: Fee B match at set again. an inconvenience and a tpir in it complatntng they were too He added, "The marks were eilek-up " extensive Organisers had ianeefied after people rj ()tiered only a fraction of complained and after al f that EXAM BLUNDER tickets at the ininfinum price revision our coursewurk erades of el 5, leaving user 10•fififi are now being doubled instead. Les tickets at £45 and f35, The However this is unfair because Science finalists found they were demand for tickets at the some mks like. myself have grit asked to answer a question Leeds ground is the lowest lower marks lot their coursework unrelated to their course in their among the eight venues tor the than they would have go: in their last exam a week ago. "We were football championship exam.- told about one topic in advance Although tomorrow 's Secretary to the Medical School. that would definitely he on the it but match. vs . rs Mr Mashie. has acknowledged paper so we all revised for likely to he a set? out. the department's mistake. then ii didn't come up and thousands still remain for the A couple of people something we'd never heard of final match on Tuesday of ..ounplained and so we took was on there instead." said Paul next week. action immediately," he said. "Clearly we would w ish uo "We went and saw our lecturer afterwanis and if we are students to be disadvantaged and disadvantaged we will he so we will took very carefully at compensated but it was a pain in Playing host how the course% ork marks will contribute to the iota? results. I the arse and a stress we could really have done without." A LEEDS college is playing host to Ihe French national football team during Euro '436, writes BLACK AND BLUE: Bus victim Matthew Parrot nurses his injuries Pio:Pete Cotton Gareth Sykr.s. Trinity and Alt Saints College is now ciltrtc-11.. Students head for TV fame A FINALIST who was nyl..snr 111 ni lye will be used for training by the hit by a bus is constderi i.t..ektug eal road to the hank. t thought eelehruy hosts. French on the run up to their came threatening legal action athice. SOME lucky Leeds students was safe because I had a could he heading for more than "I'm wally looking forward against. Spain on June I it h at against the bus SlattheW'c housemate, green man but this bus fifteen minutes of fame this to it." she said "It will he really Elland mad. company, claiming it Joseph Dwyre, watnessed the seemed to come f ram summer_ wrireI Chris ihunilon. interesting if I do manage to gel A spokesman for the French was driving through a accident,. was it:online on nowhere.," said 23 year-old The opinionated extroverts unto it - they.se picked people team said "I ant satisfied with the red light at the time. the other side of the road and Matthew. "11"s jusl ishal I just need to make it through a from around Leeds so it wilt he facilities made available tit its at writes Gareth Sykes Matthew was walking don't need in the middle of Om recording cif a new studio more represeniause of trews the college. The area is Matthew Parrot, a filth towards inc. Lots of cars my hased discussion proer ammo from the North than most tither very pleasant. year Dental student. was stopped at the itatTic He was taken to Leeds and thqr ek,uld he on primetime iliseussuin prtNieuumec." Helen Pocock. the college's Crt- .sinc Woodhouse Lane but the bus just flew Cieneral Infirmary and IN every Saturday night tOr She and two other Leeds Marketing and Comniunicatilins outside Leeds University's lhnrugh." sustained serious cuts and Stitt/Ilk studems have made it through a Officer. is pleased by the French Parkinson building last Police are bruises. The accident came Rachel Faulk ner. Genera l queue of user 34111 }wiper team's arrival," think Its superb Friday when the accident eurrently trying to identify in an unlucky week for Secretary of 1.1)U, is onc . of Order to he shordisted for the tend a brilliant opportunity tor our occurred_ He claims other the bus company Involsed, Matthew_ as he had already those vying felt a place in the show. which is heing filmed in cars had stopped for him, but and are appealing fur broken his hand when his tunitence of Beyond Thr Pak the Least ;Ind Firkin pub and The Spanish team meanwhile the bus just kept going. students who witnessed the cat bonnet dammed .hut If suecesfut she is ill be part of will hit our screen.: from lune -are also slaying in Leeds at the "I was just crossing the incident to come forward. without warning. an audience being posed topical 19 Oulion Hotel. tinestions tor diseussion by 3 4 LEEDS STUDI:NT Friday June 14. ItS.* News NEWSFILE LMU HEADS NATIONAL SURVEY OF GRADUATE Shoppers asked to think before they buy A NATIONWIDE campaign has been launched to persuade people to think more carefully about !Ii. story behind the clothes they buy in the high Don't panic- street. As part of Oxfam's Global Charter for Bas Rights campaign. currently being promoted by LMUSIJ, they are highlighting the plight of overseas workers in the clothing industry svho work long hours in poor conditions for low ft.t ■ Often the 'sweatshop' products end up on the shelves of some of Britain's biggest shop names. Students are being urged to ask any of the top • five high street names where they shop - including Marks & Spencer, Top Man and Dorothy Perkins - there are what steps they arc taking to guarantee humane conditions in the factories that supply their clothes. Dom Margetson. VP Education and Campaigns. urged students to take action: "Some of these workers have I5-hour days, seven day weeks and no toilet breaks. We can make a difference". 1 oadsat K1- RH 50 & of ohs Art show for everyone Pt- [(Mali S I [DENTS at a Leeds college are exhibiting PANIC stricken graduates their work to the public this month. wrires fearing their next career step hhie Jones. The event is being held at Airedale and will be into a dole office can Wharfedale College's media and art and design breath more easily at news their centre in Horsforth front June 17-28 and the show will be open daily from lOarn to 5pm. job prospects are improving. Programme manager Roland Meredith said Students at LMU can look forward he is expecting the exhibition to be a great to the hest graduate employment rates stieeess:—Ihe standard of work this year is in the country. particularly high." And the cencral picture is much better than most gloomy rumours would have us believe. Colleges gain grants A recent survey of finalists in the UK has shown that the majority of them do not expect LEEDS colleges are to be awarded more than LI.9 to get it job when they leave university. million in government grants, noires AN* Ames, Yet government statistics released this The hand-ou ts. which are part of a E19 million week show that unemployment is down to its national package from the Competitiveness Fund, are lowest level since 1991. to be used to update the college\ skills and expand And a separate curs cy shows that the their facilities. numbers of graduates in employment six Leeds College of Building is to get 03.100 to months after leaving higher education are on build a technical workshop and a centre for advanced the increase. climputer-aided design, whilst Leeds College of An Leeds Metropolitan University topped the and EN:Sign will receive 130.000 travail& its project polls woh fin per cent of 1994 graduates begun last year to develop a multi-media centre AMI■finding jobs. WHERE NOW? Will this year's graduates end up underemployed behind a bar, or set up business on However the tables. their own like Dare este owner and Leeds graduate Aaron Cow1rick (above)? Pica: Matt Thomington published in The Times Higher ads atoaceons• no don't ConmthrOcalion SI udt and mainly have temping jobs Eda,•alion Supplement.. have to think about 's hat kind Women's Studies misled which are not permanent and I showed Leeds University of job you w ant to do as you students into belies ing that um at graduate level." he says. some was behind with S4 per are qualified in your field." they are obtaining .1 The Graduate Guide !Q90- 4 LISBON cent of graduates in Non- vocational cour nen worthwhile qualification. 7 claims advertised graduate employment. f99 rtn prove harder to follow into The report claimed that vacancies have fallen by 82 ts-0 The difference is attributed employment employers do not really since 1990. However, both IX 1.1,4 St Camp!!! to the higher percentage of recognise such non-traditional and LMU provide a vocational courses offered by Operational cottises as they are seen to fortnightly Vacancy Bulletin LMU. We specialise in low costitaRel Antonia Fradley. an offer an easy alternative. listing graduate jobs available Courses which are directly' for students and young people prottfing support English and Philosophy Adrian Patton, co-ordinator nationally. in over 150 offices throughout the world oriented towards specific jobs post graduate at Leeds of the Society for Leeds such as Public Relations, Urns eisity said than because of Unemployed Graduates Force AMSTERDAM.. 43 69 108URG I. 239 r, Information Technology and (SLUGS t. agreed . "A tot of 399 NAIROBI 150 264 the nature of her subject. it The bulletin is going weekly' Marketing are more likely to courses do not lead to a ATHENS 89 119 KLUMPUR 395 NEW YORK 95 169 55 al, easier to stay in education for the next couple of months. 288 result in graduate employment natural job."' rather than try and look for at and Phil Marsland, 327 555 - • PARIS 30 48 as they cover a wider range of He argues there are not LA.SAN.FRAN 131 259 relevant skills for the nib applicable to her course Careers and Placements BANGKOK 195 355 SAO PAULO 228 458 enough jobs for graduates, and Iisorkplace. Recently. the salidity set manager, said that "this such degrees for jobs has been vocational courses are not BOMBAY 235 344 LISBON 65 99 TIL AVIV 144 164 Swan DOrtt.ith-Shedicr, a genuinel!, reflects an increase questioned suited - to everyone so it is a HONG KONG 250 410 61ExICO Dietician Ititalw saint in job opportunities," 193 355 1013111000164114 27P A recent article in The Mail difficult situation. that the course w as 1,C1t ar1;.. This does not mean that ran .Sunday suggested that "Most people in SLUGS MULTI LONDON: SiNKLAPORE SORFAla RAU WEINEV •r+t-L 111.; hich gelling a job is easy. It is.aut SuRfACE r PERTH 1014ANNE$HURC, newer subjects such as are not unemployed, but STOP LONDON FROM (689 Run for women in sports City crime fear or Euro fans s IMS1.14000.110b, 41.1, • • - • ...-.. I ■—• haw - ..111= — • \, (NI luso. NO-11211.r! ONE of Yorkshire's biggest campus and ail! he ; \ 'tale has wortielas sporting events will he started at ?pm by a of riti.:tt been I5 pet ct•111 increase incur taking place in Leeds (all celebrity.' rail crow. Isittc Abitie crime in Leeds in the last year Wednesday. write% Sr-M.11MS. Litcutade Sport is sponsoring and the niiiiiher .it peopIC A t.2 mile Runt Walk is time Run/Wa11, and will be giving Niore hit ',HIT( .1 re! 4 IIIUL 11.1S list•1 111 2 percent. being orgunkeLl by LM1.t for a free T-shirt to each entrimi The air r~pccn.l n. 0- lot Funt il, 1 he I A has gi seri tans an en:clurupe more %%omen io netting will end with a matches and police believe that advice puck on how. 1R-aviod become active in sport. bathe,, sec They could ho an eJsv Large; fill imigeines :MCI car crime. Mita LEEDS II has alread■. attracted uund Anyone wanting twitter with ail match tickets, to tr0 1H YHA ADVENTURE SHOP 117 - 121 Vicar Lane. Leeds 131 tel :'1411 O.:MI:W.111171.11W .111S'Olir 'insinuation 01 an apo leat ton nut,31 I lie ohlem and It* 0113 246 1155 ' ' t11.11 form should contact the F.A.iernal resc...I.• I 1.." r .11, •iesclice Itutin, the Euro 96' www.tampustraveLeo.uki i• I lea elopar..111 :DO are 1 i dad. orniel'ILs taken events ha, Nen supped or I t .,1 'hi , 2;' -7: and two pc.oplr inso2..e.esl every News ti PULIENT Friday June 14, 19.46 EMPLOYMENT BUT LEEDS UNI LAGS BEHIND Dream statues gone for good? A UNIVERSITY landmark its Coats HAMILTON that has provoked resentment and scores of A library spokesman practical jokes has been confirmed that the days of given the axe_ students wondering whether The The Dreamer statue has stand Dreunwr was a metaphor for their next to Leeds University's activity in lectures they were Edward Boyle library for over ten going In are gone. years, but huts now been removed The statue has been put Into by bureaucrats because it was indefinite storage until "a new and standing in the way of a new appropriate" home can he found. library extension. Urgent repairs are also needed However, its demise will following the years of exposure to inspire little student sorrow it the weather and student remained as a permanent pranksters reminder of the decision to have The university's disgruntled it built instead of a proposed students seem to have had the ilea swimming pool. laugh: a campus swimming pool It was repeatedly ndiculed by at last came a step closer last drunken student.: who managed to month after the university agreed scale its pedestal and add extra one was needed and began features such as traffic cones, drawing up plans for funding, items of clothing and even a giant which could include bidding for spliff. National Lottery cash.

(Increasing job vacancies: the number of DREAM OFF: The legendary Dreamer in happier days jobs advertised in LMU's Careers News since 1992: June 3rd 1993 80 vacancies June 2nd 1994 86 vacancies Sale....sale....sale.... sale....sale June 1st 1995 126 vacancies May 30th 1996 202 vacancies Keep an eye out for... so much a lack of jobs as Leeds University career years ago had just eighty succesfully obtaining the jobs adviser Dr Chris Newton said vacancies compared to over being ever harder, that "an understanding of the 200 this month isee above I. The number of graduates is world of work and the ability On Wednesday June 19 rising each year, and this to relate with all sorts of there is also a Graduate summer will total 3.500 from people are important." Recruitment Fair at Leeds University alone, This Communications skills. Civic Hall. There will be over University Vision's figure has more than doubled work experience and computer 50 companies with vacancies. over the past ten years. Phil literacy arc also essential offering a chance for graduates Marsland comments: qualities to get employment. "There are increasingly more Take copies of your CV end of term contact vacancies for graduates. but Bosses with you, and for further there are also more graduates. details pick up a leaflet at the Careers advisers so the gap is widening." careers service. recommend joh hunters keep However, he confirms the an eye on the vacancy lens solution sale. .job situation is looking better bulletins. which are free from rite SLUGS group aims to help now than in previous years. the careers services at both members develop presentation Because of the more intense universities. and interview skills through competition, personal Even LMU'c vacancy workshops, and establish transferable skills are often bulletin gives an indication of contacts in the workplace. held in as high esteem by the improved situation: the They can be contacted on employers as the degree bulletin issued this time three (0113i 274 0474. qualifications themselves. It's on now. TOP-UPS ON Uni in government gene study THE spectre of students having BOFFINS ai Lccd-, University are But Professor Howard Cackle, the to pay top-up fees moved a step University Vision, contributing to a government study geneticist leading the Leeds group. is closer last wix.k_ into a gene said to cause mental disheartened by the attempt to link Birmingham University's Lower Floor, Union Building, handicaps and anti-social behaviour. the two: —The government is simply Vice-Chancellor was quoted in writes Garrth Sykes. confusing the issue by tagging the national newspapers saying he Leeds University The research is part of an ante whole law and order debate onto our coukl be forced to introduce them natal programme investigating the work." this September, sparking fears origins of Down's Syndrome. In The government is considering that the floodgates will open as particular scientists are looking for introducing mass screening for the other universities follow soul widener suggesting the gene, or gene depending on the results of the LMU V-C Lesley Wagner has Fragile X syndrome. is linked to study, which will be published later Sale....sale....sale.... sale....sale already said he supports top-up aggression and juvenile delinquency. this year. fees to help funding. 5 6 1906 I I 1.1 1=115 .7 , DEVI- i•ist, tun, 1a The Inside Pages to shooting John F Kennedy SioWiriT After 22 years, a Mafia hitman admits OPINION Final score: Why we must get shot of Euro 96, England 0 the conspiracy theorists Oil probably won't (own goals) have heard of James E Files, although he is not OOTBALI, the kind of man you would like to meet. A convicted Mafia has come killer serving a 50 year Fhome. Euro sentence for the murder of a 96 has kicked off policemen, he is currently front-page news in the United and the first round States. of group matches This has nothing to do with the has produced some crime he is in prison for. No. it is because Files has confessed to the fantastic football. most notorious crime of the century: Yet despite the the assassination of John Fitzgerald endless hours of TV Kennedy, coverage. spin-off Files chums he was part of a conspiracy involving both the Mob and adverts and Cuban exiles eager for reveage after merchandising. the Kennedy's less-than-wholeheaned champagne football support for the abortive Bay of Pigs invasion. His confession has caused a event is in danger of lot of interest because it tees up many falling flat, unanswered questions surrounding the WHODUNNIT?. President Kennedy receives a fatal bullet from the Mafia. FBI, Cuban exiles or, ems._ Lee Harvey Oswald events of November 22. 1963. lot of factors - secularisation, the Lowest Files chains to have shot Kennedy breakdown of society or the end of the iron the grassy knoll where many Attendances in Leeds are By Simon Jeffery & Matt Roper millennium. Or, more simply, a general witnesses sighted a figure hiding. He the lowest of any of the eight discontent that is leading people to also claimed Lee Harvey Oswald was a Ills where an ex-army or gt ivemment didn't make sense at the time and. as the host cities. There were question everything they've previously decoy and instead the killers included official risks his reputation to 'tell it like US media interest in John Files' believed_ The remarkable success of the 10.000 empty seats at hest himself and another Mafia killer Charles really is' . Then the conspiracy moves to confession shows, it hardly makes sense must be partly down ro the fact Sunday's match at Eland Nicoterti. This explanation of multiple Honyvstaal Oliver Stole would have now. The truth is not out there, It is that Agent Mulder is just an onlinary Road between Spain and gunmen removes the need for the so- been lost without years of the JFK continually deferred and denied until it man who refuses to believe what the becomes the least important pan of the Bulgaria - two of the most called 'magic bullet' proposed by the speculathm. government tell hint and usually Warren Commission r the LIS- Conspiracy ihcorics aren't about theory. All that matters is keeping alive entertaining sides in the succeeds in proving them wrong. He government's official inquiry) that establishing historical accuracy. The the possibility That things might have tournament - and a !similar embisiacs the wishes of every individual allegedly entered And re-entered American public do not want to know, been different_ number remain for Romania who's ever felt the frustrations of Kennedy's body once and for a, how their president ‘N Spain next Tuesday. dealing with a stubborn bureatteraQ, died. Like devoted Elvis fans who claim Millennium What's gone %crone The first Conspiracy theories are an mit:ion:tin Big business to still see their idol. the JFK theories explanation is that a large Thcru'a no denying that there are a release and make great - are a mechanism by which an entire number of tickets are overpriced. The FBI quickly denouns:ed Files' lot of conspiracy theories around at the they're eripping, thought provoking and nation can entertain itself tinder a Whereas the minimum priced interpretation ca events hut this hits done trannent. Whether it's the X-t=iles. the let think that you're onto another. common +Jellison. £15 tickets were quickly nothing to quell the speculation. Not John Files Files or visits from outer :slightly dangerous, train of thought. But And in this way the conspiracy snapped up_ the remain at surmising when you consider that space their seems hi he no escaping they lead us to a stale of .willing self- becomes a means .a expressing the ludierotts price of f..35 and conapiracy is big hus-iness. First of all them. All in all. it would suggest there delusion which can only stop us from disbelief. Kennedy was a popular leader nid £45. If a family of tour goes there's all the hooks explaining and are a lot of people who want the ls understanding the wilt-Ulu:it really is, who, months before he was killed, auved together rite ens' could he well expandi rut the taultsssith the 'official' to be very different fnan the w.is a Is not as v..e imagine it I'm sure there's a the world froth a nuclear 'Aar over the more than CI00, Even Frieland's story. and then there's the flow conspirno 111..or‘ iii th,'I',' ti:I171•%..firre Cuban al,,,ate tisis. His assasination opening game against document:idea. chat shows and radio tie- You could attribute this tceling to a Swrtierland masa thousand short or capacity. with punter straight talking Lattea

RAHAM Mann echoes much aspects of Northern Irish political terthennorr. Exec are not Labour G01 the nonsense we thinking are represented in any students, We are one of the few Exec's in regularly hear from New Labour IF NJ discussions on the future of the province. the country of political independents. politicians these days - an but for the representatives of an active There's more to Exec than what you incoming Labour government WINNING LETTE terrorist organisation to enter peace read in The Hark discussions without giving even the must make "tough decisions on slightest hint that they have any with for bout Leeds Student's music public spending" because the 'have to admit to surprise, and !not a little dismay, at the peace at all runs entirely against the section: Who do think you are, Tories have made a mess. But if fundamental principles of democracy. oaded? they've made such a mess why findings of your poll last week, I would assume that democracy is an Your articles are invariably extremely do Labour copy them? which suggested that almost 65 enshrined concept among students as a patronising towards the opposite sex_ and I don't agree with the "tough per cent of students favour whole. So why would so many vote to you write us if you have some kind of higher Decisions" doctrine. Firstly there are few talking to Sinn Fein without any undermine it? authority on music. spending priorities more important than preconditions, not even an IRA There's snore to the current music scene education - tt is crucial for the economy ceasefire. Aidan McCarthy. than the boring ramblings of the Bluetones, hut, more importantly, the development Corning at the same time as over 7.5 Block A, Lupton Flats. who _seem to have their own weekly column. of human personality and fulfilment of per cent express support for tougher Next year please get some new editors in human potential. it should take priority AVING just read Kevin who aren't m:1 blinkered by Brithop that they penalties against viole41t criminals. an over Trident - one commitment is Patrick s letter in your last can't we that Phil Collins and Celine Dion awkward paradox appears to have been prepared to make. issue I feel I must put the will always sell more records Secondly. the Labour party is forged. record straight about LUU desperate to disguise the fact that is The basic fact of the matter is that the Exec. Sarah McClary surrendered huge swathes of political IRA and Sinn Fein. even with their 15 per We are not at all happy that NUS cent vote in Northern Ireland. are two territory to the right. If they really cared conference voted against free education. If you get a break from exams and sides of the same coin. about education Labour would rag the In fact we felt positively cheated. It is football why not write to Leeds Claims by Gerry Adams that they are rich. Must of what the Labour Party call members of the NUS Exec who put theti Student? It's fun and free - the mutually exclusive bodies, and "tough decisions" are only necessary political careers above the concerns of perfect opportunity, in fact, to because Blair and his followers refuse to that Sinn Fein has no influence on the students exercise those old letter-writing Provisionals are totally negated when one take these steps. and remain committed to UV policy for this conference was skills and win yourself a Ulmer. realises that Adams himself is entitled to the insane and destructive notion that the decided at the AGM last term. I doubt Mr Sounds good? Give if a pi and see a seat on the IRA Arms Council, and that free market should prevail. Patrick was there. If he had he would what it's like. You won't be convicted IRA members, such as the Labour is determined to avoid any have heard many impassioned speeches disappointed. bomber Gerry Kelly. ran for election on a commitments that might disturb the in favour of free education from the Sinn Fein ticket in the recent Northern slumber of the wealthy it will not put the General Athletics Secretary (yes. 1 have Leeds Student Newspaper Irish poll needs of human beings before profits. opinions,, the Education Secretary, the Leeds University Union I believe that decommissioning is a Women's Officer and other members of PO Box 157 red herring, an unrealistic expectation LUU Exec who work behind the scenes Simon Kovar, before any kind of negotiated agreement, Leeds LS1 1UH LUU Liberal Democrats. for students. and I also believe that it is vital that all LUU did vote for free education and . email: [email protected] 7

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Irmo vein lueat cnnter shop. alihntnit itis'.y eieseelaiei„Veirrests, il'ietfrf Games, . originated; these old skool games mixed whenever I turned it On in load a game up. Yet the progre., wen: ine‘11.11)11, ill les 114' "Fo Nhi lig telareteer' ss Mice exhilarating gameplay with the must With the Master System and Inter the technologically creative graphics of the Mega Drive. Sega wisely saw that the kids hantwan: technolIT 10 chicR fliclks the fall 1oxing clever largo 11.111107,MI=111=1t=i CONCENTRATED Exams are over, post-exam celebrations are over, and now it's time juice to reminisce about what a great year it's been. From Basics to Brighton Beach, '95/6 has seen some stellar events. Remember? THIS WEEK'S -"N top single

Tim Booth and the Bud Angels Believe (A& M14) A gloriously assured What Was It? Chemical What Was It? Stone Roses return to form ''torn the best hand in 'Brothers Where was It? Leeds Town Britain after from "ii7■. Where was It? Leeds And Country Club University Refectory When Was it? 13th October Sin Or reviews en pcoge 5 When Was It? 7th October '95 '95

THE FIRST BK gig of the through Exit Planet Dip.; IT ALL SEEMS so much more There were the lira sightings of vear and a storming welcome were playing for their liveN. important now. Finally. the howl haircuts and Madehi-Ner 1-slfins tor all those freshers still The volume was arse- Muni ofjust about .everyone's fru years, and then they calm nu to the top album donning Levellers T-shirts. clenchinglY loud, the music Tor favourite kind of the '90s. holy trinity of "I Winiria Be Adored", The Re fee kept to its usual on and the "start-of-term" vibes kin Brown's voice was in tune, the "Waterfall" and "She Bangs The quality standard by running out of still intact. Then the essays starting new dmtumer was up there with Beni, Drums". Live music simply doesn't get The Fall- The Light User Syndrome (Jet) cloakrooni space. dripping sweat and the crowd were probably the me 61 any better. And, then. of course, it was off the ceiling and triggering all excited all over the fire:thorns halfway through. the Still, the Leeds gig has the privilege Mark E Smith bud the atmosphere in the car-park T&C of heing their last ever 'rear live returns with a outside was just as good anyway. have broadcast on Radio I. and anycine that baffling army of But inside. The Brothers ripped eset was there can still bore the arse of their grooves, noises and sect. mates by ranting endlessly. brilliantly perverse songs. It looks like What We Said: 'The Brothers we need them more What We Said: This was a than ever. are the purveyors of party live experience extremely music in the world today' close to perfection' Piers Martin falls for the album qt. the C week Oa page 5 . MI! top movie february Fargo What Was It? Bluetones What Was It? Underworld A brutally simple tale Where was It? The Cockpit Where was It? Leeds of it C4f salesman. The When Was it? February 16th University Refectory tealism itself makes the film extremely '96 When Was it? March 16th *96 interesting and refreshingly uliconveirtiimal, A well •ralic4.3 recd tit einen at BRICHTOss BEACH HAS better than the last. prompting THE BOYS FROM Rumford cumin:Jai y fire alarms that the always been a haven of misty .eyed recollections of the have a hit of a dodgy live Refec. so kindly lay on lime after elevated cool, and their "Beatles Jr The Cascrn' yam> reputation. but at the. lime. status of "top mod club in hht icriAinly hod -al little charm Refectory they put on a show Carl shinned tunefully and danced lthai's nit at Irk ..11 I Wel ,1 ■15 141 11f0e Britain" was driven home as and a lot el sty le_" that was pane of the contenders like a loon and we all cheered. The Bluettones began a Ill heS1 little ut: ace them rot l;ig of the tear Apart from afterwards. when 'Ail! ;he, virtual residency after . Wthiy he M ;,1111;116 !fie klanCL' L veryone stayed up NV demobs, who %:;;;;velitoll, veralC, topping the album chart at p, :pare V. •• 1H11,1, e‘i;etimesit, e;in 5510, .1 prat the start of the year ' 1 V. r h1:1 top book !Nil Y61111.1 1.4.0 ,-rase,:kap. sea , .e. stilb on meoka that Iht hand have What We Said: AL Hurting B14.4iAlt.N.4 play ed them: tivC each • ■ by Thomas I lei& !;.; ;- 'Underworld are one • F;;;∎., r; •,•; of Britain's best' This is no ordinal What We Said: 'The ;;J;;;-,. ;Ile% Le ; .1! 1111-11:Li biography. but a blows most natural by blow accou at of '1.0/1111::“.1., 111h, the history eft hoNine sounding band ever" t'431: iii it 1110,01 Ur and the rise and fall or champions. rcr by lilt• Greg Mauer reium.A 1 Hurting ilasinevi Paget 5 "Dance Music of consistency and JUICE HOTLINE: 243 4727 Coriginality" Chemical Brothers review, October 13 12

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PEOPLE HAVE BEEN Dodgy and ills n to dissing Sound City ever the Warehouse lor the mashed up big heated fren/y that Is since Pete Tong. Steve Its • Lamacq and various pony- Obvious to experience the tailed music biz. tuckers delights of Jon Caner and his caught the last train home Wall of Sound crew. to London. But at the end of the dab, Not enough variety. and too everyone's gone home now and many Endsleigh League Indic we're left with the likes of hands, people whispered. But MK 13 and Sylvan at the k the simple fact is, just like your Duchess cvery week Grc.c team losing the Premiership en the last day, however much Karl from Underworld sums up ear - MAD FOR IT! you're disappointed. at least you were there. And many What We Said: 'London corking nights out were to h. had came to Leeds ..and Thursday was panicularls tucked oft again' superb - it was possible to see STA TRAVEL Ocean 'Weller" Scene. Dith.idr .

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1'1 • Nlaity of the tapes went for seamless heat-matching of Visit STA Travel each Saturday in June, obscure imports. which earns irainspt met points but isn't much fun to listen to. Malt went for some obvious party tunes such a-s**Strings of Life." but and receive £10 off the following: showed variety. and the tape built up well from a quiet beginning. The mixing was competent without being flashy which was the ohs toils downfall with many of the other entries. The unanimous decision of the eedA Student office for winner. See horn at a club near you v•ery soon. 15th June

' 1:. : A vent' close runner-up. any Interrail ticket The opener. Robert Miles—Children", scented slightly obvious until we realised the tape was recorded in 1994. so full marks for anticipation. A haider-edited sound than Mat Alden, including some classics from The (hint , but occasionally the mixing was over-amhatous and became ragged around 22nd June the edges. A huge song-count though, with an impressively rapid turn-over. Unlucky. any European tour 1v-1 -4.i 1 1 to PJ Marcus in musical policy. dropping deep-house with some harder, more metallic sounds. An obvious love of the All tickets must be paid for in full on the day. Bandulu school of dunce music. which is no bad thing. in the end. however. it was a bit too samey throughout, with not enough ebbs and flows to hold # 3 the attention. Still. coming third in the well subscribed to competition that 88 Vicar Lane, Leeds LS1 7J H. Tel: 0113 2449212 this turned out to be cannot be laughed at Better tt uckk next year. LONDON, OXFORD, , LEEDS, CAMIRDOE

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them t's official: itne up. a new record label and ages - hell, you could sing Single of the Week summer has their blandest LP cover to date if you wanted - even though actually arrived. (band photos always tend to Smith's frequently astounding I observations. his idiosyncratic And how do we know? demystify any romantic musical Because Satan's own notions). Mark E. Smith and verbal diarrhoea. if you will. Inc subliminal seasonal associates return with a baffling delivered with the standard. forecasters, The Fall, array of grooves, noises and almost patronising. vitriolic have released their brilliantly perverse songs. And, snarl. Elsewhere. "Stay Away" yet another album unlike most indie guitar chart and "Last Chance To Turn and those pesky rain fodder these days, you know that Around" are quaintly distorted clouds are simply too these tunes aren't second-rate cover versions with Karl Burns scared to show their rip-offs of some dreary, "classic". on crooning duties whilst faces. Sixties heat combo; The Fall "Spinetrak" is g lam rock without Tim Booth and The Bad Angels You :cc. every have always been about the any of the sparkly glamour but "I Believe" (Polydor) summer this decade present - they constantly look with the new. improved Brix E, Supergroups are generally a had idea. but Manchester's greatest forward, never content to rest Smith panting all over it. everything that Bernard Butler has toilette,: hand have whipped upon past glories. They also "Chi linism" and "Oxymoron". recently has turned to gold. and this is or out a record that, more make you think. Indeed. Mark E, however. are abrasive techno exception. An epic swoon that takes the Nisi often than not, puts Smith is the only lyricist whose assaults on melody that use two hits of lames' stadium era; Angelo their peers' efforts in runtings should he accompanied drummers just to net some Badalamenti adds that cinematic finish and the shade. The Ugh: by a dictionary. And that's a warped point of view across. sou have a single to MP: ss ith McAlmota User Syndrome, of good thing. Sure, there are a few harsh 13utler's "yes."' course, is no exception and. As are "Hey Pep!". "Oleana" workman-like scuffles scattered in Fall terms, it's better than and "Cheetham I-fill": songs that about but this is a Fall LP and. as Raissa "Green As Sea" the last two but isn't quite as take the concept of Pop to one we quickly glance over Pop's PolYdori enthralling as I993's The side and mug it. Gently. current landscape. it looks like Spiky cop that sounds like Wire, and Infotainment Scan. Consequently. these are the best we need them more than ever. they've got a fit singer. Sound familiar? Well And so ss ith their umpteenth tunes The Fall have written in the song does too, but its immediate similarity to Elastica and F.chobelly doesn't stop it being a rather lovely, poppy, summery Grant Lee Buffalo- gem. Copperopolis Dee Jacobee "I'm Alive" STA TRAVEL (London) (Mercury) I've no idea who this is or when it's out, but no doubt it will hit Aim FM very soon ore insipid country everything on the album. indeed. Indistinguishable from anything nick from another played half a dozen Eternal have ever done, whose records are in • all Amencan instniments. and drawn all turn indistinguishable hunt anything Janet hand, still presumably the quite cool Dr. Seuss- Jactsoti 1111, ever dorie clinging onto on ancient style illustrations on the throwaway complanent accompanying booklet. His Ben Folds Five "Where's £10 off lyrics stink of pretentious front Michael Stipe for cred Summer b?" (Caroline) points Talking of whom. cod-poetry with wanky rides From all the publicity about this band I'd BUT WITH OVER 120 BRANCHES Cppperopolis sounds like like -Bethlehem Steel" and expected a Pavement with pianos, but in fact R.E.M.'s (stunning) "Even the Oxen", and his they're more of a American breezy Squeeze. WORLDWIDE WE'RE NEVER FAR AWAY "Country Feedback" irritating whine does nothing Nobody with the remotest shred of pathetic stretched ewer a whole for the incredibly bland ludic cool will like it, but I'm all for the album, except without the rmie. retort, of the grand piano to pop. charisma or any An album to avoid at all ascertainable tune. And it costs, then. It's interesting to Black Grape feat. Joe bloody goes on forever. note that one of their first Strummer and Keith Allen An ugly. many-headed singles was called "America "England's Irie" Visit STA Travel each Saturday in June, beast of an ego is at work Snoring". Insert your MA TI (Radioactive) hem: the culprit-Grant Lec gag here. Shaun Ryder is back to his vicious lyrical and receive £10 off the following: Phillips, has written George Abraham lx•Nt ss ith this tribute to our buys. Lines like "shes lactating whilte I'm spectating" and Various- "we live in a land of crass hypocrisy. we're 15th June gonna win the National Lottery, ti-i-addio I Kids Soundtrack don't think so" can't be beaten, It's a shame (London) the original chorus of "you're gonna get your Luc-king heads kicked in" didn't quilc make it any Interrail ticket i ' s hard to imagine a seedy, loose jams laced though. bunch of skateboarding. ,.% ith some surprisingly fly Iblunt-smoking teenagers heats, TOp marks also to the Tiny Monroe "Open Invitation" 22nd June chilling hack to the lo-fi squcalings of Nina-fide (Laurel) indie sounds of Sehadoh nutter Daniel Johnston and Shares a lot of similarities with theRiessa after a hard day's pleasure- the buy disehotd and big release. except that where that one has a seeking: thus Lou Barlow crescendos of Slint's tune. this seems to have abandoned melody any European tour is a particularly bold choice closing track in place of atmospheric effects and Cure- for music supervisor. Add to these undoubted st!, Ic strings. It's nor crap or anything. and Anyone who has seen the highlights a token lament s,ou'd probably hum it. but that's about it. All tickets must be paid for in full on the day. film will probably from Sehadoh, the bizarre appreciate how well this sound of Dcluxx Folk 88 Vicar Lane, Leeds LS1 7JH. risk has paid oft Implosion - a son of Sonic: 0113 2449212 Barlow's Folk Youth with George 13awes Implosion project on drums and they!) a LONDON, OXFORD. MANCHESTER. LEEDS. GLASGOW. CAMBRIDGE. dominates the soundtrack string section and you've Singles reviewed by with sonic superbly moody got a varied, truly original in.strunictual stuff: and downright Inspired Christina Soleil basically, a series of dark, soundtrack. Ace. rONDON, NEW YORK, LOS ANGELES, TOKYO. BANGKOK, , AUCKLAND STA TRAVEL

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Cold Snap Thom Jones Faber £8.99

he cover of Cold Snap is enough to make anyone want to buy it. The picture is coot. and the &say silver background gives the iinpression that this is going to be a fast- Boxed 1 le moving, furious, work of cult fiction. I wish the stories had lived up to my Greg Moore goes the distance with Thomas Healy, whose expectations. If I had wanted to be driven into the depths of despair and boisslont Fd boxing memoir A have rather eone and Hurting Business pulls no punches. watched a tap drip for a few Because although he often hours. econds out . . This Is no ordinary seems beguiled by the taw Cole! Snap is a series, 1,1 atitobitieraphy. inasculinny of Ins boxers. his short stories about gritty s own fledgling career was reality; they are fuelled hy This isn't just the story of a man w ho grew up toughing mined by the shame he tell disappointment, envy and about his body in front of other fury Jones' eliaracters are it out in the filthy. gang- ruled streets of the mien. The site of another desperate. half-road and, man's cock is, he claims. - a basically, sick. 11 the world notorious Gorhais distnct of Glasgow during the Ming in boxing." 'Sonny really is us bud us he makes Liston. according to Healy, out. there would he kw 1950s. A man who dreamed of becoming a boxer, but was a dark horse. and hung people who had resisted the like one. i What's more. the teniptarion of suicide. In his who failed, staggering drunk and punch-drunk Itomosinsticism haunting his tkfence. there is no narrative develops into a full- disputing Jones' talent as a before the jabs and hooks of outrageous fortune. blown homosexual affair. writer. but he needs to Startles:thy the strength of his choose his topics more No. this is also a blow by hlow.account of the history of own feelings, intoxicated by brutish and voiceless, finds its carefully. machismo and odour de truest, most authentic If you ate the kind of boxing Itself. of the rise and fall of the great heavyweight l'homme. Healy is engaged in expression in the ring. Busing person who likes to read his own heroic struggle, is brutality refined to an about impulsive violent champions, a story without which Thomas Healy's own exploring what it is to be a artforne as such, it illustrates extremists ruled by man. Heroic not just because perfectly Healy's point that exaggerated mental would be incomprehensible. so closely connected are the two. of the frankness of his civilization is only skin•deep disorders, then you'll enjoy His prose is a series of jabs. Ever since he was a kid, ever confessions. but because this hook (if enjoy is. the Short and sharp, nothing fancy_ since he saw an old film of Fleaty. an uneducated tough right word). If you are There is no swagger. no Jack Dempsey's murderous who hung up his gloves and interested by people who t write . ictory over Jess Willard in picked up a pen. seems to be braggadocio, he doesn' suffer from menial illness like Ali boxed. Come to think 1919. Healy has been obsessed struggling against his own and are sympathetic I.:1S I with the blood, sweat and tears maniculacy. He tights fur the of it. he doesn't write like Ali ram) then Lititi't read this as it of hosing. From that point on. words, the means to express talked either. But boxing is will irlitulale you. fortes' he has marked the stages of his and come to terms with his always, as he constantly luck at senNitiN, it) is mil j ambiguous maleness. reminds us. a clash of styles. nags-turner. life by the reigns of the champions. Rocky Marciano At the same time Healy Maybe he's not light on his boxing match. Healy goes 15 champions. Of course he was wants, he claims when feet, maybe he doesn't deliver Jennifer Matthews was king of the ring when he rounds with himself in his never really lighting Ali. first discovered boxing. But it recounting his early attempts the knockout punch • but he longest. most bruising Liston or Foreman - he was at writing. to "strip oft' the never throws in the towel. and. is the tips and downs of encounter; his limit bout. Not lighting himself, proving his The Lost Tribe Muhammed Al's incredible mask trout modern man and cut and bruised, wins in the that Healy - a middleweight. masculinity against the end on points. Edward Marriot 20-year career that most reflect show the ape he really is." In A incidentally - was ever a real manliest of men. He claims he Hurling &airless he finally Picador E 15.99 the vicissitudes of Healy's own boxer: but he used to lie awake admires boxers because "they life, and -when he grew old. I succeeds. Even more than it is .1 ?lofting ftwunryvi n poblished by in bed. fighting nocturnal put their manlusx1 on the line" Prewar and t t4.99. eating Out to see for 1 too felt jaded.- a celebration of the body. this hours, challenging and when they step into the ring. book is, ultimately. about the himself the Liawep This is no ordinary defeating the greatest Healy does the same. Why? Speople. a previously \ail autobiography; this is a naked male psyche, which. unknown tribe in Papua New Guinea, Edward Marriott begins an incredible journey through England's Glory: 1966 The Marx Family Saga the jungle. And All That Juan Goytisolo Like many travel Faber I:14.99 accounts, the strength of this David Hill ngland has been gripped hook is not its style. The by football mania. Euro ree verse or automatic Last Tribe is first Marriotrs 06 has arrived and writing. I'm not sure -hut hook. and lacks the fluidity E tki,ituall is well and truly Fthis is one of those , if the great trase1 writers, "coming home." Everyone is laborious reads which you feel hut it is. his subject matter sharing their collective sure is doing you some good. which makes this book such memories about football's There is a certain virtue in .1 gripping. tmnit'sahle read heyday. the 1966 World Cup. getting to the last page without It is crammed with Even people who weren't alive lobbing the hook under the tied fascinating details. like the then have memories about the and forgetting about it in the .reatinn myth of the Huh final. It was meant to be meantime. people in which female The language is original. as England's greatest moment. the logic behind Jimmy Hill's provide entertaining anecdotes. genitals possess a terrifying is the format. The paragraphs Fans drone on about All employment as an expen. Alan Ball was, "still in short power. In one story. Eve are nut indented and there are Ramsey's world beaters. the Although some attempts at trousers at 16- as he was so iquuts over a pile of no capital letters where thew 'wingless wonders' but so many portraying the characters can he small. And Bobby Moore was lonacies which turn black should be. etc. The said at the time that they patronising (Jimmy Greases such a neat and tidy boy that his and smoke with the heat. pmhlematies of Cioyi solo's weren't actually good enough "laughs like a Dagenham mum used to iron his shoelaces It is true that the dewiness Perhaps unwisely. Adam writings are reflected in the and they didn't deserve to win. drain"), the hook is well before he played. and he never nil the hook, its surreal tangents Finds this highly attractive "plot" of the book, which is Dave Hill's new hook. researched and honest. It also used to crease them. and self-conscious construction, and a steamy session ensues. loosely a book about the writing Entdamn Glary: /96f And All hints at the contrast between Stories like this and detailed do actually lease the reader not This is a fascinating true ► of it hook called The Mara That, tells the real story of the football today and hack in 1966, descriptions of the matches giving much of a shit about any Faintly Saga. neve,. innif.' story that makes no dramatic World Cup. He puts it into the when anyone could affonl to go themselves make this an of the characters since they 're Goytisolo mixes interludes :onunents on the position on context of the 1960s. to the games. A season ticket essential hook for the literary all so intellectualised. of prosaic research into Marx, is he tribal people of Papua football Ian. It is obviously The Marx Family Saga successfully conveying the tor every single England pine his wile, his first-horn daughter. slew Guinea. but will atmosphere leading up to the including the final could be written specifically with them technically brilliant, but as his switch its readers. inspiring and so on. with the diatribes of publisher character says. tournament and the purchased for £3 17% 6d. which to mind. but the passion is hem to pack their rucksacks his dissatisfied publisher who "readers will he crying, out controversies surrounding it. today would he worth about conveyed so effectively that claims, quite righttully, "spare a for...feeling. passion, realistic Ind head off for the jungle' 1.40 - the price of a ticket for anyone would enjoy it - even Full televised coverage by the thought for your poor readers! those who arc sick and tired of dialogue and sixties..." Linden Thornton 1-1/1C was a big step. it meant just one of Euro 96's qualifying your tricky writing and mise- moving the popular shows off matches. lixahall via Euro 06 already en-ahy one r is that how you say Rebecca Howard screen for the duration as there Descriptions of today 's ir'l leave them cold!" was no BBC2. He even reveals celebrities 30 years ago also Zoe Feller ~Cl=f5li — ,11.111107:ge

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We get :son te together, but the end result. talent eouldn't 5alvage the thsappouiting cast and linip while play', revival from hong a lineation entertaining brotherly banter, a being an enjoyable Ws:, is a mess ntinethele.ss. Perhaps complete Titanic. The glimpse of some Big Kahuria Alison Gibbs burger` and Seth's earl if you're a bit skint towards IS Blood, Sweat and Tears quotient rivals even Vincent end of term. you can go and Vega's. Then the motley hand see ibis movie and gel two West Yorkshire Playhouae stop at the Titty TWister. films tor the price of one. ; seems there's no escape a young waitress who finds seedy 4.4sert dive which makes Gemma Wallace A I tote rpm at the moment. judo to he a route to self-worth iAnyone hoping to dodge and empowerment in relief of —dr this month's blitz of football. the unfultilling life she and Then and tennis by seeking friend Michelle (Sally Ann Blue in the Face Girl 6 Now and refuge at the Playhouse will be Matthews) spend flitting in Dir: Wayne Wang Dir: Spike Lee Dir: Lesli Linka Glatter disconcerted to find a drama discos_ Butthis is not vintage Stars: Harvey Keitel, Jim Jarmusch Stars: Theresa Randle Stars: Demi Moore, Jared Lovi set in a gym. or Dojo, and (Whet; the gags don't always featuring live action judo. flow easily and one ortwo alowing on from where the recent Smoke irl 6 is a wig-wearing fantasising ow and then a break from all those But Blood. Sweat and characters verge on caricature. left off. companion piece Blue in the out-of-work actress. She storms gloomy, munleus,m gangsteresqne films -Tears is about a lot more than hut the playing is crisp Face. filmed in a weekend with the Gout or the manipulative acting Nis vouchsafed. and Now and Then that- Its a humeimus yet enough, remaining studio time for the main film. world when Quentin 'Tarantino. in a provides it Although chiefly a chickflick. made melancholie social As. for the judta notablythe provides a nice conclusion to the whole cameo role. tells her to get her tits out. for women, by women. starring women, it serves commentary by John Goilher. predictable climactic scene in project. Centring once again on the Ban ikly n Going nowhere she falls into the Christina Ricci up on a plate. perfect for those whose imperilled Hull Truck which Louise cc deals the Cigar Company. the tilm expands on the manipulative world of pornography patalophiliac men out there who seem to think Theatre company specialises black-belt with ht r sworn characters created in S fn. oke , and includes a becoming a phone sex girl. Spike Lee that Ricci is the hest thing airier,: Juliette Lewis enemy, Una McNulty's fig it in these studies of human number of cameos from celebrities to liven makes the seedy world esthetic which is sucked her thumb in Cape Fear. aspirations among those of the choreography is remarkable. things up a hit, Lon Reed pn► ities a number of where he is most clever. Girl 6 strives for In tip-top Hollywood SIN le, this is the story of working-class North Just as Three of the east are black monologue% on why is scarier than love but finds only sea and dehumanised four women friends who meet to discuss their helts in real life and spare Up 'n ' Under and bit km Sods New Thrk, Michael J Fox plays a mad. brilliant fantasies. The songs Lee has chosen childhood memories. Bonding through death, nothing in physical aggression, were set against backdrops of psychologist_ and Madonna is a singing from Prince's vault reinforce this, divorce, first sightings of nude boys and the acutely conveying the and the lottery. telegram. The pick of the bunch though. are juxtaposing harmonious lyrics of love unoriginal cycle ride ensure that the girls so this play taws judo as a athleticism of the discipline It Lili Tomlin EIN a tramp craving Belgian waffles with the degrading world of porn. discover themselves. each other and generally makes for a spectacular show, omtext for the more universal and Jim Jannusch shooting tiff about cinema, Lee raises the question ofSeX li'S love, the facts of life. not just for enthusiast, of hopes and despairs of its smoking and sea. and questions how women become sex A wonderful soundtrack recalls thaw characters, sport, but anyone who wants Although it has no real plot the film is a objects, controlled, used and abused. heydays that were the '60s, but this mediocre an amusing and incisive look All five have their own beautiful series of vignettes, and thus an ode ail Through the phone conversations. Lee film is savedonly by the fact that it mainly at a few of the people who stones, but the tale of Louise Brooklyn, interviews with real residents empowers the woman. The phone sex concentrates On the girls, rather than the whiny (Gail Watts) provides a focus, play it David Smith intersperse the acting, providing variety so the girls are made to feel they are women they have become - i)emi Moore, film is never boring despite the slow pace. controlling the sexual discourse, even Melanie Cirillith, Rita Wilson and Rosie The Hypochondriac Proving that good films are not necessarily though they are the ones performing and O'Donnell. Sweet enough to sit through, and epics of budget and time, this regains the rather than answer the questions he thniugh, not-newly enough West Yorkshire Playhouse even-shed a tear but simplicity that once dominated cinema And as poises Lee makes the audience make up substance and wit to hold the attention. Still. the eal led the docnir palm:lion not without its the summer blockbusters arrive to amaze us. their own minds. At least the soundtrack funniest and cheeriest prospect is that Miss Ricci yesterday. own degree of self-loathing. Blue in the Face will be a delightful change. is quite entertaining, though. herself turns into Rosie O'Donnell, Just when I Malcolm Scales' Thomas this was looking like a plausible film.-. tie checked me up and went Diatotrus. satirised for hi• Jacob Webb George Butler Clare Lister away. intellectual pretension. was • here's nothing wrone with performed with all the you he said. bungling buffoonery of the You've no need to he in bed. best Malvolios. You've no disease that 1 can Riotous stage :antic: from find. the whole cast. were So Far so good You must he sick inside your impressive in their ability to mind." dispel morbidity - including e stones make strange 11 r way out or hia depth when surprisingly harrowing. Through a a separate but related ballet- alieitat 'Illey either take the the incompetent kidnappers (Steve careful choice of clintext the Coleus tarat medical exploitation connive performed during form of a dull made-for TV 'Mr Pink' Bleaa:mi and Peter manage, in this film, to r•t:manse riaffair. HUN tinthably starring Jane 'Who 1.--ka' Stormarei turn it into a just the most amazing thine? the interod "to add another their audience to onceteen So ineffective are their strand to the w eb of Muslin; avynnitir. or they have to undergo triple homicide_ The Coen brothers violence curative proeedures we and reality tot so Kemp . I riot lc cosmetic surlier.- in order to Nye, appareinly. told this exactly FargeJ is arefreshingly might rightly have sonie would have us believe) -hut 'Rake them into -watt:Kahle tile- how it happened. and if it weren't unconventional scene - its cop hero lingering auspietuns of The Hype-whom/nor di a,, nudger box office stunners like In It ir Iltcir intlispenathle little sty lista I.Frane•.s MeDormand), for dlnrss - themselves, it would have its serillLIS amine'.. 11w Name of the halter Hut touches, this movie would be little example. is neither tough, nor lives l'irrypir Joel seem, a treatable condition. fitness is something to ICI] and Ethan Coen': lalt‘SE more than a 97-mutute crime on the edge. but is in fact heavily iff The' II yttactndriar r a we have to relate LIM lives ring %Mee the financially Fee( inatitaa ion t nada att. UI course, pregnant and has a husband late Mnliare play which, as it and the thremalie lament disastrow, but innating ihrdsiickyr %cifkaisiver horn Nick Rosa 15'110 Minis mallards. Yet would happen_ he died while rounding oft the last Paley manages to take the rarely But the realism itself makes while it is certainly a well- perfonnine in. is a a touching h•ficeia. noddy') path between the two rare., all the moor inLnklula4f. and crafted piece of cinema. its magnificent ironic tour de Fven so. this is It Is the brutally simple hate cif a Rites stacking: after several bleak, down-to-snow- force, This latest adaptation undeniably. die best ear salesman /William it Macy - %series worth of mane. pointless, covered-earth nature by Edward Kemp caplotti. to I co initalitane around at the LW's i)r Morgenstern! who yet mysteriously engaging means dna it doesn't in- the full Moliere'• tieflutton moment ang•_. the kidnapping of his wile dialogue, all ilelivettal in a exactly make great to try and get himself not ill of social and profeasir mai debt, dratatete Minnesota dialect, the :mit:Trainmen' diasemblance% in u Jim Biswell but who only auraaxals in getting sight la Huai-emit pumping Omni slugs Mai some' Inc hei:LinIMS, 16 This season sees the return of the woman-centred film with a vengeance. CLARE LISTER and GEMMA WALLACE put the cases for and against the movie genre known as the chick flick...

Mos le rinseltown. Although Scorsese. • t yint're not a sports tan. it you shyness makes her persuade distributors Spielberg and Tarantino reign in • possoss a cynical nature and it blonde homlashell Uma think we Hollywood. big name females • Iyou're female, this summer Thurman to take her Awe_ Oh. girlies need are also starling to appear. • isn't going to be fun_ Don't think if only she'd realise tut all she something to keep us Kathryn Bigelow made her mark • you'll escape at the cinema. for has to do to snag Ben is be amused while Euro with Strange bass. our own • over the next few months our hcaelt In the meantime, 96 rules the small Emma Thompson scoops more • multiplexes will provide nothing Winona rakes time out from screen. So. this Oscars than cups of tea, and the • more challenging and exciting quilling to choose between her month. they have current chickflicks continue the • than wall to wall tampon ads. staid fiance. Dermot Mulroney, released four so-called trend. and sexy neighbour Johnathon • Movie distributors have deistical chick flicks to keep us As well as having an all to patronise the Schaech. Perhaps .aa • happy. Now and female cast Now and Then is female half of the she should just Then. How To Make directed by first time, female • nation with an It's all compromise. .4n American Quilt, director Lesli Linka Glaner and • abundance of Whoever's Moonlight and produced by Suzanne Todd and • -women's" films to offering words Valentine, and The Demi Moore. How To Make An • keep us occupied navel- of wisdom like Truth About (7ats American Quilt is directed by • when were not this should be and Dogs. Little do Jocelyn Moorhouse and stars the • tidying up the beet gazing sent to the Irish they realise, they are writer Maya Angelou as well as • cans our menfolk peace talks merely providing us Anne Bancroft and Esther Rolle. • have strewn living immediately. with yet more to This plethora of women is • room floor after the and hand they'd soon ogle. As well as the tnirrored in Moonlight and trillionth Euro 96 son out those Holland midfielder, Valentine? by the ensemble cast • match. doing the wringing stubborn of Davids, and of Elizabeth Perkins, Kathleen • laundry or polishing Unionists England's Paul Ince , Turner, and Whoopi Goldberg. • the cat. :Ind Republicans. Of girlies can now as well as Bon Jovi. in his first • From How In Make An course that would phwaargh over Jon movie rule, as their obligatory • American Quilt to The 7}uth just be silly. Bon Jovi in Moonlight and lust interest. • About Cats and Dogs the link Nothing that Valentino. Jared Lovi in Now Do not gather from this that • between these films (apart from happens outside and Then. and Jonathan Scheach chick flicks are anti-men, or only • their ludicrously long titles) is the the domestic for female audiences. Your concerns and Dermot Mulroney in How To • presumption that to make a film Make An American Quilt. boyfriend is just as likely to want which appeals to women all you insular • That's only one mason to to drool over Sam Mathis in do is stick a bunch of women in a chicklets. Who enjoy a chick flick. This film How To Make An American • room and have them talk. And cares whats genre also provides girls with a Quilt or Gwyneth Paltrow in • talk and talk and talk. The amount going on "out unique confidence Moonlight and Valentino • of navel-gazing and hand- there- if your boost. There is as to queue up for Spain • wringing which goes on in these decorator's a nothing like the Drooling vs Bulgaria tickets at • ITIOVitti makes Ricki Lake's dreamboat and opportunity of being Bland Road. lithe • audiences look like positive, well- you can't resist giggly girls together, advertising techniques • adjusted menthers of the temptatalfl scheming, plotting fact ors for Euro '96 are • community. And what do these (Elizabeth and discussing the anything to go by. girls • women talk about'? About their Perkins' Jon weirder sex to will he enthralled by relationships with their husbands. Bon Jovi- encourage a bit of are up Euro '96 while the men • kids, parents, lovers, with their induced bonding with your may well be choosing • driving instructors, hairdressers, dilemma in pals. Bonding with girlfriends Winuna Ryder over the ball skills • dog groomers and aembics Moonlight may also help you forget the fact of Paul Gascoigne. In fact as the • teachers. and that your boyfriend is an gender gap narrows to the point • les a surprise that they have Vaktuinor egotistical, ex-obsessed maniac. where the two are as hard to tell • time to do anything in between The film- or perhaps the fart that you are apart as the Tories and 'New' • the talking. Tht..ve's nothing clever makers' boyfriendleas, or even that you Labour, perhaps the movie • about women psychoanalysing arrogant wish you were. Above all it distributors should have released • cachuther's love-lives to death in assumption helps you remember that these films in the gap between movies. We do it all the time in that just • girlfriends matter far more than the end of Euro '96 and the real life, with a helluva lot more because boyfriends. and Girls United are beginning of the next football • wit than the drippy women in their better than the German lix-Aball season. • these films. When we go to the charmers learn. Chick flicks are good for hoth • pictures we want a4.-hange. If we can't see As for all you feminists out sexes, and staid for sex, • wanted to see female bonding in beyond their there. chick flicks prove that Drooling fac.tors are up. • action we'd just set up a own noses, the audience women do actually have a hormones are racing, and what • camcorder in the living room any can't either is one of the foothold in the dizzy heights of better to do than see the film, go • night of the week. most insulting aspects of home to tied and imagine your • Trite advice from Momma these movies, boyfriend is Jared LOVi. That's as Gump's school of thought is Chick flicks should sax! watching an doled out by aged ntatriatchs who sprind their wings, move England s-s • have Seen It All and feisty (on} away from talk and give Holland lima • year-olds against whom Lite Has us more action, but a, anydaN • Dealt A Blow. In The Truth .. Ben is Wimbledon and Eta, • Chaplin falls for plain killealte 96 aren't the only • Garofalo's Win voice but things involving a low of old balls this summer_

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After a week of Euro 96 you are likely to sUggested that under that desk there are either he In footy heaven or footy hell. some very lewd acts taking place. going out... More likely hell if you're watching on ITV. Meanwhile Jack Charlton. God bless 'Mi. is Their coverage has, so far at least. been in a world of his own as he sits there dismal. Alan Parry is the worst beaming away, perhaps as bemused by the commentator ever. Bob Wilson is okay, but hyper-speed ramblings of John Barnes as n Ili 1 it's Jim Rosenthal who is the one to watch. -am. As surreal as the Ron Manager MGM How. to Make an American He sits in his studio. trying to smooth talk sketches from the Fast Show, and almost as Quilt, 5.30, 8.15 Planet Earth like Des Lynham, and then he suddenly entertaining. 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iming is but how cool a job would that blame, mote likely the main everything," so he? Sitting at a desk, finger em.lines or the guidance poised over the hright, red s) stern developed s fault Tsomeone famous shiny button with AUTO- far Ariane 5 rocket is the once said. DESTRUCT written above. most powerful that the Unfortunately I can't Just willing the thing to go Europeans have prothiced. It remember Who it w as, wrung, to let you act out all uses new technologies. those Battlestar Gala s:nett previously untried until this III- probahl3 a foothaller, a fantasies.) fined maiden Journey. The comedian maybe, or The Guardian look great main engines hunt liquid fuel, some amateur delight in the fact that this unusual tor a nickel of this philosopher. project. built by the sin where solid fuel is the Anyhow, never a truer exploitation of the peasant norm. It was initially designed workers by the capitalist to assist in the launch of a word was spoken. The bourgeois pigs, wasn't insured. European space shuttle, but editors of Ness' Scientist are Unlike most commercial that project was abandoned in no doubt cursing their own space-flight vehicles, Ariane 5 the early '90s due to rotten timing in the past was not covered because it arguments among the member week. Admittedly. it was was an experiment. This countries, sound familiar? hardly their fault., more an particular ill-fated experiment The European Space unlucky combination of was part of Eumpe's f..5 billion Agency have stilted the • • • • • OOOOO • OOOOOO • • events and printing programme of launches will deadlines. The Ariane still proceed. A further 14 arc Four those nl you who did planned for the coming years. STAND BY SHE'S GOING TO BLOW: Can Europe's Ariane negotiate the rocket road to recovery? not see the June 8 copy of rocket is the even as regularly as one even Nei" Scientist, it contained a six weeks. Yet it is unlike') double-page spread on the most powerful that the second launch. harm to the environment scheduled for September. will caused by the launching of the take place until a thorough new European rocket. Only the Europeans investigation is einnpleted. the problem was said rocket, Comparisons to Anane 5, had exploded 45 have ever Challenger Space Shank seconds after take-oil on June disaster are inevitable and the 4. (Mops. produced director~ of the European After over a decade of Space Agency are no doubt We are very busy and expanding eflOrt. MO million and effort to capture some of the hoping that their project can several delays, the European- lucratis e satellite launching recover as well as NASA's. Immediate starts built, unmanned spacecraft business from the Americans. The rocker was unmanned. CO was launched at I2.35pm last Britain's interest in the launch luckily the cost is purely Tuesday. lnitially everything was mainly in the rocket's financial. There have been rew SILVER SERVERS £3.85 per hour seemed tine, scientists and payload: a series of identical calls to scrap the entire idea. as technicians on the ground were satellites designed to study the there were after Challenger. KITCHEN PORTERS £3.25 per hour celebrating with champagne relationship between the Earth Indeed as Patrick Baudrv. French astmnaut, said. when the rocket tiepin to seer and the Sun. Various hours available, covering off course. For safety reasons The cause of the disaster is "Sometimes you learn more a failure than a stleCeNS weekends, evenings and days it was then necessary to blow unknown. and is likely to from the entire project to remain so lot sonic rime After all that has gone wrong with Europe's dream of smithereens. I know the Although the launch was BLUE ARROW LEEDS whole thing is a major disaster nearly postponed by bad dominating the space business in the nest century. they will for European science and all. weather. officials have ruled PERSONNEL SERVICES 2441199 out that the conditions were to be hoping so Why scientists should never try to study prawns: turn over WE LISTEN - WE LEARN - WE GET RESULTS

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School's t out for hat better way to end the year than W talking about the city we all know and love? Leeds is the city that you all chose to come and spend a few years of your life doing very little in the hope of acquiring a degree. Whether 1111 love or hale it, you'll still probably tell people proudly you came here. The summer fact is Leeds is seen as a cool place to be at the moment and its relatively easy to see why. For most of us the holidays only mean going back If you come from small kt.L1 n suburbia then Leeds can not fail to impress. A big city home to parents and a very crap job. Not any more - with plenty to do is tons better than any crappy town in the middle of nowhere. On the CLAIRE O'LEARY and SARAH SIMONDS investigate other hand if you come from a bigger city like London then Leeds is a breath of fresh air. 11 LA BELLE FRANCE APARE summer work camps size of the family you'll be 3) FANTASTISCHE 41 VIVA ESPANA It's big enough to keep the undertaking projects such as working for - too many kids DEUTSCHLAND most avid party-goer restoring ancient buildings and could send you pozzo. .1k entertained. but small enough rebedding streams. Generally. to avoid being the impersonal board and accommodation are Applications should be in urban sprawl that is our free in exchange for 5-8 hours before Juh' so send a SAE capital. work a day. fur more derails to the S . • • • More importantly it's a great Principal at AU PAIRS-Italy: place for students. A great For more inkrination, write 46 The Rise, Sevenoaks, selection of pubs and clubs is all to: M Louis Roussel, 52 rue Kent. TN13 IRJ. that most would ask for. Who des Forges. F-21000 Dijon. could argue that the most idyllic France or APARE. 41 rours If teaching English as a scene is sitting on the lawn of the IT HAS been said busineNs Jean imams, F-84000 foreign language is more Original Oak on a hot summer's should not be combined with Avignon, France (tel 90-85- your scene, once in Italy. SPAIN - LAND of sun, sea evening? Although the immensity pleasure - cobblers to that. 51-15; fax 90-86-12.19) look up the Scuole dl Lingua sex. The nights may be of the student population France's beautiful Loire and in the Yellow Pages to see if IN GERMANY, most and long but jobs are short on the sometimes makes it difficult to Rhone valleys could be your they have got a teaching summer jobs are in the get a drink, the huge number of workplace this summer. 2) I.A DOLCE VITA vacancy in the city of your glamorous hotel industry in ground. There's stiff students does add to the diversity French farmers employ choice. such exotic locations as the competition for bar jobs. and of the place. it can he a tad over 100000 foreigners for Perhaps a good way of Bavarian Alps, the delicious there seems to be a preference amusing as well. watching the seasonal work. Fruit-picking is combining the two and sounding Black Forest and for women (wonder why!). different social types trying to strenuous but it does enable ensuring luxurious resorts on the slightly less However, there are jobs for fulfil their own definition of cool you to see some of the country surroundings is to work on a appetising North Sea English teachers; INLINGUA Flritpup kids float around saying as you have to travel from area summer camp. Counsellors The HOTEL SONNE in Malaga is advertising two everything is "wicked" especially to area according to where the and EFL teachers are needed POSTE are recruiting posts. For £601) per month, their own Oasis hair-cuts, while work is. The pay is not to Organise, teach and waiters and waitresses, all you would be expected to die-hard hippies still refuse to brilliant and it all depends on supervise children in the they require is that you have teach 6 hours a day, 5 days a wash their hair and chill out on how much and how fast you Italian Alps. a knowledge of wines and week. Unfortunately it would the lawn with the rest of us. can pick but if you're looking Wages of £650 - £800 beers. shouldn't be too much he up to you to find your own Leeds O may appear to be a bit for a great way to tone up your TRAVEL TO Italy. country full board and lodging and of a problem for any self- accommodation_ Teaching of a shit hole when first muscles and acquire an of romance, Pavarotti and insurance will he provided respecting student, dark experience always looks great panicking and looking for a house incredible sun tan, fruit- spaghetti to become an an for a two-month period clothing and a white apron - on your CV and sunny Spain at the end of the first year. but picking could be for you. pair. between mid-June and the leiderhosen not compulsory. is just the place to acquire it. you'll soon grow to love it, even For anyone interested in Au Pairs-Italy. a British end of August. There are A TEFL certificate is a bonus the little tawny shits that insist on hialory, volunteers are needed company. based in Kent has also vacancies for sports A general assistant. ie but usually not essential. shouting insults at passing to work on the numerous vacancies over the summer instructors and actors. You cleaner or pot-washer can students. I suppose its better that archeological digs which take with contracts lasting one, will he expected to work expect to earn £320 - £400 For more information. write to than find them rubbing your place in France each summer. two or three months. The hard, with only half a day- per month. depending on this address: 1NUNGUA. house One such dig is being run by pay is very good, up to MO off per week, and the experience, with Plaza de las Flores 7. Malaga Leeds is a great city and a Monsieur Louis Roussel On a per month, and board and employers also stipulate that opportunities for overtime. 5. Spain. perfect refuge for the multitudes Gallo-Roman site near Dijon lodging is provided by the workers should have 'high One day off a week, 8/9 of lazy students that flock here in July and August. As well as family. However, it is moral standards'. Indeed. hours a day, with So whether it's grape- every year_ Good pubs, clubs and digging. other jobs needing to ads isahle to negotiate your accommodation and hoard crushing, teaching or a cracking student paper what be filled include domestic responsibilities Send CVs and references to: provided. There is a three scrubbing pans with high more could you ask for from a photographing and sketching before you go - don't feel SUMMER CAMP. Via month minimum period and moral standards, of course) university town? he finds. model making and that as an au pair you should Matteotti 34, 1- 18038 you will be required to speak in Marseilles or Madrid. restoration. Similarly in have to assume the rule of Sanremo, Italy (telVas 184- some German Oh well. Frankfurt or Florence, Justin Penrose Provence. volunteers are general skivvy. You might 506070) British supermarket shelves required to take part in over 2.5 also want to check out the can he a thing of the past. J 32 Agenda ill 15

citing about science can be DAVE ADAM'S t:111 Wtricky. I'm GET AN EIFFEL OF never quite sure what you lot out there want eaction THOSE JOB to read about. (if •••••••• OOOOO ••••• OPPORTUNITIES: anything). But. every once in a while France has plenty to something occurs in the common with heel than the slightest hit ► -item-skid previously thought. in what you observe weird and wacky world offer in the way of NO Don't turn lhe page in nibbling your toes'? I am a summer of science. that I simply disbelief, but hear with me staunch defender of science have to cover. whilst I attempt to justify and scientists but for this employment This week was one such such heretical piece 'if work. arid others week. An esent so gobbledegook An like it. I base no time. It is momentous, so gripping, American biologist has science for sciences sake, Pic: Claire O'Leary and so absolutely Moody discovered that the social there is nit conceivable essential. that not to organisation of some benefit to society to he mention it would he a gross shrimp societies is similar gained from such pointless dereliction of duty_ to the co-operative nature observations and is totally The entire global scientific of a heehise unnecessary. Al a time community is buzzing with Well hugger me sideways when funds for sital excitement. Conventional medical research are being ideas, previously written in strangled and people are granite. have had to be re- increasingly looking to thought. Text-books are Conventional science lo solve many of being re-written as we the world's problems. speak. The words 'Nobel', ideas have surely such efforts could and. 'Prize' are being have been more whispered. in hushed constructively directed. voices all over hoffin-land had to be re- I appreciate that pure Prepare yourself. gentle research will always hove and unsuspecting reader for place in science, and the greatest scientific thought indeed, many of the mote revelation since a cocky 'useful discoveries have little European-type with an electric conic-prod been the fluke result of convinced people that the Another childhood illusion such apparently groundless world wasn't actually flat. shattered into a million work. What I am about to disclose pieces by the cold But hey, it's been a busy to you will be difficult to ruthlessness of science. week, the deadline's believe. But please. please Excuse me Mr 'American tomorrow and this was the remember that the facts are biologist'. Just because you first thing I thought of_ 100% scientifically proven decide to piss away your Anyway I've got my own and therefore. there can be research grant paddling in vital research to he getting no doubts about their the sea, why do you expect on with. genuinity. anyone outside your Now where did I put that Shrimps have more in immediate family to he in shrimp net'?

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Union VS League

IN global terms rugby is dominated t, two FJ 11 vs eeks ago Wembley saw one or its distinct games. One is a fast. anneals e sport greatest matches in recent years. SI Helens played In Fume cif the fined[ athletes on the outscored by 40 points to 32 planet and the other is an inferior in a ela.ssie rugby league Challenge ('up Nail. stereotyped version played by lumbering StIltil days later. Leicester's Ions arils set out forwards and durninated by infringements to kill the game in order to heat Bath in and kicking. union'., own cup final at Twickenham. There In [loth cases, Iv• sport is L1111.01 1111.1111,' seas less running. fewer tries. countless 11111011. itlll I1,r ;\ki I .11s ;W: stoppages and Leideaer lost ton late penalty by teams le the Nil:them and Southern try that couldn't has e satisfied anyone. hem:spheres. Last month. the two best club Iwo codes, divided by e. minion patposc sides in the world met in a pulsatine linal The hou to win and emelt am at the same Owe 111 .,'meat had nothing to do well the paltry fare rugny leagu•. the aim of the e.,olie Is 1, score served up by Bath and lekester on the English 111011• tries than your opponents, guaantceinc. domestic competition. No, this was Natal last and open came irivuby ing passmg. running against Auckland in the final of the Super 12 and tackling. In logip union. the objective Is car competition, a least of attacking rugby • a match inure sneak: tries are Wekt/Int:. ribs inttsI2,;, but superior in tNety way to the Pilkington Cup or pealtinee and &Tip seals %.1111able and cask, for that matter the Five Nations championship_ to Lome by. sii teams cnnunuuly Will games Unlike Northern hemisphere matches, where ithout CVO' MP-Sill? the WititOW:0•11, WheteaS ' Istrw aryl mauls contintially slow the game, this Iraeue motivates enterprise ;Mil was physical and skilful: tough and dynamic. runtime. union tewinds wait is wiedi de o tie the There wars no sign of the stoppages that game and lessen 10 deist:ire kicking. punctuate the English domestic game. It is LI Eneland's melt) union team bored ea eryiese dame that should he satleoed and played to all in the last FIN e Nations championship and in those who naively believe that Bath - Britain's 120 minutes scored a paltry three tries. With best dub side but still nowhere near the world's such a dismal total you might have expeeted Lop Len • represent anything like the best rueby them to laud the wooden spoon in has to Mier. Ladle lounianicia they certainly would. But no. ler eland is /11 the Triple Crown' and the Five Subtlety Nations championship even though they scored Adherents of rugby league %ill. iii CCIUM!, fewer tries than any other team in the :111;11C-their sport is still a fast. apectator crimped (inn. sisal. Yet although Superleague is a tremendous EllIrOVkiOn spcetacle. it has much in common with the huff and putt I11 E:ii Ilsh football's Premiership: grew W Ito V, ou Id go to see suclt a crew"' The enteramineim 11111112, but without the subtlety or anawee id- course. is that thousands do every eralt thus comes at the highest level. In Southern year. although It is impossible to believe they go hemisphere rugby union, the scrummages are fur the rugby alone. Union imemationals ant all N eV\ t ASTLF.'S Toon army referee got near cheers than the aitet suffering Iwo lethal not a ramshackle mess-. the scrum halves tan about atmosphere. occasion and, for the were stunned to silence. 'Flue un ancied Puerto Rican The uppercuts and a straight right. pass the ball with both hands, flat and fast: each privileged of course, champaene in the world scented to stop for a scene was set for the Prince. Unlike Naseem. he was never position has to adapt to the physical and mental est:a:wive suite; like the Ear01'13i011 .Soft; matter of seconds and hearts In true Ali Balm style. he going to get up. Speaking from pmblems of the constant switch between attack Cowen, you know the performance jest'', will missed beats in smoke filled made his entrance in front ot his rineside amide ictorious scenes. aril delenee Most important of all there is the he awful. but the ritual is everything. For where puhs nationwide. Southpaw enraptured tans. through a haze Naz boasted: -I took his best opplirtunity to turn the ball over in the tackle ars those same thousands weeken week-out at Prince Naseem flamed, of dry ice and sitting cross- punches but he nes er took mine. I keenee. can t+e cons.erted to cOunter-attack in a union club earnes, where support is pitilully low Britain's brightest and most legged on his magic-carpeted I have a.WeSt ane power because sco,ntl, an option riot as:1112.1.4e in rugby league and understandably dwarfed by league entertaining boxing prospect throne He may have looked like I have been blessed." Amen to v. loch relit-, on I he stet eotv pC of one learn attendances? for years, gazed up al the an arrogant fool on televivton, that atlas.klnu tilt +is set t.sik les I oil' esed by a kick A couple of final comparisons, The recent rafters, dared and confused. but in the arena itself, from the Still the World Boxing 714:11. rtn..!i\ union is a same thus fiqUireti brit[ Bath- challenge 'nineties did much to The icon had been moment he hack-flipped over Oreanisation Featherweight n aml brain lessen animosity between the two codes . floored for the first time in his the ropes, you simply knelt that Champion and set f-proelaimed Flic worldwide etlinp.inson he; ts. L111, usually the result of union snobbery - and as 22 light career. no one was going to thieve his -Prince to he King", some huge 1• . .sin.u.c, nu! .1 fair am. ld terms Shaun Edwards, the injured Wigan captain. said It w as .t pun, In hardly seen, title. Until just 150 seconds into pay days lie ahead for Nat. ■111 is .1 ii..o ..:iii.11..p,;! afterwards. "It was the best came of ruehy Ica,! 01 411 expected. from the the bout that is... This step up the ladder of I, '0:111 tier' .111\ Mc .' union I've ever seen.- Wigan played like a hack ,eats ill the magnificent boxing royalty should pave the 511}1,‘,1 1/111:y 11.1, 1.11 :'lairs rugby league skit granted rale Tackle insteaLi iii Newcastle arena. Surely this Showmanship way for a mouth-watering F101,11111111> haSed 011 111 i11:11,} ab1111) 1,10 11 11.11" six, and knew their only hope lay in avoiding wasn't happening - on the very Naseem had learned a super-fight clash with WBC S(.1-itivtide audience to hisser Outside iiie \' firth teetmicuily demanding but =hate contrivances same day England couldn't even Junior Featherweight Champion of England and Australia, rugby league is like nick., teal mauls, valuable lesson. His seemingly heat Switzerland. Nat was untouchable chin was tagged tor Marco Barrera or a challenge played and watched by only a handful of If would be foolish to caricature union solely struggling against the unknown. for the mute prestigious titles in players or spectatt me Pew, if any., people except as a negative penalty-nddled kicking game the third time in as many albeit unbeaten Puerto Rican minutes. Alicea had lilted the the Featherweight division. league die• hat Lis realise There is currently a played by men who are less fast. skilful or Daniel A licea. But thankfully, possibly un the undereard of the rugby league international competition being champion's defensive veil strong than their league counterparts In Britain just like ll,ngland did against the next Tyson fight. Having conducted between the Three Nations (Englund. we are witness to union at its worst, and the which has foiled and mocked Sea 1■11_ Alleca paid the penalty witnessed first-hand the chilling Wales and France). This is not to belittle the likes of Jonah Lonsu in the Southern many lesser opponents ill the end We should have knock-out of Alice a, you Sport. but In a straight commercial battle hemisphere play a different game -but it's However' Nuscem teas not known hold perhaps the only simply cannot doubt the between codes rugby league diuld tai survive. worth remembering the biggest rugby-playing phased. Ile quickly dusted certain home hanker last Brendan Inch reared lighter. II is co:mit:111v a club game, wttliout the player nation of that hemisphere, Australia. has chosen himself down, resigned his week•nd wa.l in,.. Nascent. The Sheffield superstar or ran beasts to I:hal leoge for world dominance league. not union. as its national sport The t 3- trademark showmanship. and Ns, oh the Leolat capacity displav et! yet another short And so by the year 2011) there will be only lacked no lustre In dispatchine man Kangaroos thrash us with as much road creating is suitably ur loon of niehy. left. It may well incorporate the gangly Alice.' In the second evening of courage and bravery, consistency as the 15-a-side Wallabies. Theme xenophobic atmosphere. Alicia some Matures of rugby league while some se thing that might bring the Britosh codes together round. The pilot vont/ander had ably demonstrating that he can sheepishly xtrelicel dow n 111 take at punch and can damn well the iniquities ol union. suet! the linosilt. - 111 Is ilea mateal Mundt:Moe by the bottom half of enough glass in his jaw to keep rineside alone. its II he vs A , give one too Let the circus 2011- 'set by e- h /1.!1103.1 reuniticatiore it's window repairmen in business creeping nervously ',it; 11-1 I continue. subtlety and worldwal, appeal that sport sal he lend hi sc.. aril or years, and hit the canvas exchange which finds Smiths with a cups of big • N" ruetry minim union oth 1l1L F ■t •,,,17t.gt• and Outset crowds with aplonth for the second time Roomy undo lea arm. Hien the Ben East & Simon May with league as site spa in they've all dune to see. Sport 19

SCHMEICHEL WILL 100 tt'to44-f+a4 No.16: Buzzing Wasps By Matt Roper IF Vol_ were to describe the perfect sporting victory, a hat would it inclusk? Ii would has; to lie a team sport. sontehom an individual Yietory can never SAVE DANISH BACON recreate the feeling of collective satisfaction It would also have to he in a semi- tinal of a knockout cup against your bluer Paul Wilson spends a day training with the Great Danes local nyals, Moo importantly it would have to be in the last minute triter being behind for the rest of the game. There is HAS IT really been four years since Denmark. the late only one match I have ever seen replacements for Yugoslavia, rewrote the form hook and that contains all these won the European Championship? Their 2-0 defeat of red ingredients: Wasps last-gasp hot favourites German!, remains one of football's greatest victory against rugby union shocks, as was a certain Mr John Jensen opening the scoring rivals Harlequins at the Sudbury with a 20 yard thunderbolt. ground in 1989. As the semi-final entered its Since 1992, the Danes failed EURO 96 REPORT dying seconds Wasps found 1111 to qualify for the World Cup in themselves in their opponent's America and then bizarrely chose confirm their complete luck of 22 needing a converted try to to forego the luxury of their shame in showing their draw level. The move is rightful automatic presence at allegiances, the Euro-fan is a engraved on my memory. The Euro 96 as holders. prcterring welcome addition to the whole hall is spun along the line and instead to go through the affair. Fecepainting is almost as Rob Andrew feints inside uncertainties of qualifying. They common as wearing a scarf these before feeding centre Kevin drew away to both Cyprus and days and some Danish wives will Simms. Instead of predictably Macedonia but finished second surely he turning when they passing outside Simms displays behind Spain to earn the right to discoven their blokes have sailed a moment of skill good enough spend the summer in England. across the North Sea with a fistful to win any match. Spotting the Despite playing all their of their lipsticks_ Some of the Harlequins hacks pushing up to games at Hilliboruugh, the squad gleasepaint on display hem was smother the attack Simms have set up camp here in Leeds, of the deepest scarlet found only produces a low screw kick - more specifically at the in a Max Factor Electric Crimson. deliberately using the outside of university-owned Hall Training began with a warm- his foot to impart vicious aide- Hotel. Normally reserved .l or up, It soon became clear after the spin, The kick looks a poor one studeties. one of the pitches on site opening 10 minutes of gymnastic - until it lands that is - and the will for the next couple of weeks stretches and hopping, stepping ball spins away from the 4 be graced by international and jumping, which players had despairing cover into the footballers of the highest calibre been up all night reading the waiting antis of Wasps winger as they train for their Euro 96 numerous Euro 96 previews and Mark Bailey. Try, conversion, matches. who might have nipped out fora and minutes later Wasps are swift one at the local pub. the through to final. Two weeks Stocking-tops Stables. Either way the pouring later Wasps were at The word has obviously got rain soon got rid of any cobwebs 'Twickenham and lost to a last- around as to their presence there, and out came the big hag of minute try by perennial because waiting for the players as footie.s. champions Bath Such is lire. they emerged on Tuesday Natty morning for training were two PETER THE GREAT: Will the United goalkeeper inspire his country to even greater glory this time? sets of pen-wielding fans, both This is where the fun started, praise heaped on them. and up and demanded a divine Away from Group C. Brian kitted out in red and white. 'The and coach Richard Muller Nielsen watching them in the flesh does explanation for the unatural Laudrup says that he was "not Well done Man if td contingent consisted of brought out his little drills and give you the chance to fully occurrence he had just witnessed. surprised to we Scotland do so several small children after the games to try and inspire his appreciate their intricate God help Mrs Schmeichel if she well (in their (1-0 draw with signature of . players into action. One rather footwork, fantastic balance and ever burns his tea. Holland) because, like with us continued front back page many of them lucky to conic natty manouev re involved a genuine class. Many of elder But on the whole they looked four years ago. they are earned him a plat:e in the above his stocking tops. One continuous game of crosses and brother Michael's contributions very good indeed on the training underdogs and no-one expects British squad for the tour of thing that struck me from the Starr headers for half the squad with brought knowing smirks and the pitch. Their 1-1 draw against anything from the teams in that Scandinavia. Was the sheer site of the Danish balls flying in from both sides. odd gasp from the spectators Portugal prompted accusations of position. I was proud to see Other sportsmen and number one, It was very much a The poor iracrve keeper, Mogens while one curler from Glasgow over-emphasis cm defence, which them do so well." Perhaps women who deserve particular case of "Ooh, you don't look that Krogh. was forced to fling Ranger Brian ranked alongside to be fair was due mainly to a revealing a little hit of Danish attention include Jackie King, big on the telly, do you'r himself across goal for fully 20 his brilliant coal against Portugal Portugese performance of self-confidence after all, he then the second year student at The other fans were of the minutes with tulle success. last Sunday sublime attacking flair. but added that "the French were Carnegie College. and long type I hoped would make the Meanwhile, the other half of Ocronark appear to he in the disappointing and the Germans time kung fu fighter who won a. journey to Euro 96. With their them walk part in a game of four- Trickery process of making a solid defence were quite irnprevstse hum fantastic bronze medal at the a-side, which quickly dispelled hefty hellies and heftier singing, Yet for all the trickery of the of the Henri Delaunay trophy. Portugal arc the best team International Kick Boxing 111) suspicion that seen so tar - coupled with outfits that deadly duo, there was one man Whether or nut they will he C.'hampionships in Dublin , and platters don't tackle celebrating again come lune 30 is two LAURI students who who dominated the whole show Disbanded properly in crammg. Peter Schmeichel. His legendary open to debate. A saturated Brian both achieved national fame. These guys were Laudrup refused to contemplate temper. blaming anything and 18 M.:cc twood Rugby star Surtou Mason made nut holding hack at everything on his poor defence any such suggestions. housing one of the outside tic: an impressive debut for Ireland all it can't base regardleas of their guilt. is, it can "We are not thinking that far for Euro 96? Well, the side Et, at full-back has ing enjoyed a been just the now be revealed. not confined to ahead right now, the most managed to pull off ri superb season for Orrcll, while reserves trying ti the day of the big match. If a shot important thing for us is the next unbelievable four years Kerry(' Sampey, when not cripple the first playing for the extremely flew past him. he raged on at the game against Croatia, It is too Sweden has lamely : . learn to guarantee nearest team-state without early to predict." Like most disbanded, but the new Darn., successful I.MUSU netball their places in the exception. It no-one was looking British fans, Laudrup is not that side looked to he more tha, side. fought 'cotton bud to starting line up. in his direction (and you think familiar with the other two teams competent against the fancied cotton bud' with the likes of Jet because they they would learn not to by now) in Group C and sees their Portuguese. The return of and Lightning in becoming were all at it. 1( then he simply yelled at the post. remaining games with the to the world Gladiator supreme, however your the bar, his gloves or, on one Croatians and Turkey to tx, just as stage after healing his rift with Mira 3rd X.1 Men's Soccer team also merit a special surname is occasion. the Lucozade bottles diificult as any they may play. 'To coach Neilsen may prove a Mention. the club recovering Laudrup then next to his goat which were then be honest, we have not seen much crucial boost to their plena. But from the +hock of having three sometimes a swiftly booted towards a hapless. of eater team, but hopefully we'll in what appears to he an open arrested following a tackle is not an photographer. His best facial come away with something on and favourite-free players 'clash' with locals in option for the contortion came when one shot Sunday (against Croatia) and then championship. the fence-sitter in the crucial game will be our Newcastle to become BUSA defence. The that he felt he WO saved was me has come nut and so I match against the Turks and with champions with a tight 1-0 two brothers nestling, to his cafriplete and utter therefore refuse to speculate. luck we can progress to the victory over Staffordshire really are disbelief, in the hack of the net. But ignore the Danes at your thanks to a fierce shot from worthy of all the Mouth agog in shock. he looked quarter-finals. peril. skipper Man Slater. 35 112:thivargr

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