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Vol. LV James Madison University, Harrisonburg, Virginia Friday, December 2, 1977 No. 24 Fraternity Committee guidelines plans future drawn up of university By KENT BOOTY By KENT BOOTY A set of "suggested" The future of James guidelines for an improved Madison University is now fraternal system will being plotted by a recently- probably serve as an "indirect appointed committee whose criterion" to determine which task is to "define the role the fraternities move into the new school will perform and the dormitories, according to a scope of its activities." special assistant to the The Role and Scope student affairs office. Committee was created last A decision on which month by President Ronald organizations move into the Carrier to "chart the new dorms will not be made university's future for the until late February or March, next 15 years," according to according to Larry Landes of Dr. Thomas Stanton, presiding chairman of the student affairs. Sources have committee. claimed, however, that all 13 The 25-member committee dormitory units will will formulate future policy "definitely" be given to for such areas as curriculum, Greeks-six to fraternities and new degree programs, the seven to sororities. CANNED FOOD f or the Harrtaonbarg halls In a drive condocted during NCTI transferral of academic The "Quality of Life Salvation Army is loaded Into a pick up track Converse Hall made the largest iwhltehi— credit, the university's size Statement, "drawn up by the by JMU students. Marc than l.tw pounds of with more than 8M pounds of canned gecda. and the number of out-of-state eight fraternity presidents, food was donated by the Bluestone residence Photo by Lawrenct Emerson students it accomodates, will be used as a "suggestion Stanton said. sheet" to review each The committee is con- fraternity's eligibility for the sidering forming a master's new housing, said Doug Dorm alcohol proposal delayed degree program in public Drewyer, chairman of the administration and giving committee which prepared academic credit for "sub- the statement, but the final By TOM DULAN the bleacher facility is han- Chuck Cunningham reported stantial learning experiences decision "won't be contingent" Consideration of a proposal dled in terms of crowd control that a 'proposal to extend outside the classroom," be on it. to allow the use of alcohol in and damages. visiting hours in the health added. The statement "is what a dormitory recreation rooms Pile suggested employing center met with opposition One major task of the fraternity should look at if it will be delayed until the ad- "too many" security per- from infirmary officials. committee is to draft a six- wants to survive as a strong ministration sees how the sonnel at first, and then Because most infirmary year academic plan, ac- fraternity," Drewyer said. party facility under the gradually reducing the cases' are contagious, and cording to Stanton. The first It will probably also serve bleachers is "handled," ac- number if it works out, be often a sick person does not two years of the plan will be as a "guideline" for new cording to student govern- said; however, Webb vetoed want visitors, nurse Jeanne "very detailed," he said, fraternities, Drewyer said, ment officials. the idea. Dyer said that visiting hours while each year after that adding, "This document will Student Government • According to Pile, both should not be extended, "becomes less detailed." make them aware that these Association Treasurer Darrell Webb and Dr. William Hall, Cunningham told the senate. Updated every two years, the conditions should exist." Pile and SGA Second Vice vice president of student Also, he said. Dyer believes next six-year plan will be Although the four-page President Doug Wesson met affairs said the decision is an that visitors frequently bother implemented July 1, 1978. statement includes specific with Michael Webb, director administrative one and will other patients. The committee will submit proposals, they are "general of the office of residence halls not conflict with state Alcohol Pile told the senators that a preliminary report to enough so that none of the to discuss using residence hall Beverage Control Board laws. students with complaints Stanton by Feb. 15,1978, be fraternities will be ham- recreation rooms for parties Hall, however, said about the infirmary should said, and will then present a Eered," according to with alcohol, Pile said. Wednesday that state ABC contact him. Ereliminary report to Carrier rewyer. All fraternities "Webb is the block right laws only allow alcohol in Also Tuesday, it was y March 15. need work in one area or now," Pile said, because he recreation rooms on "special reported that the SGA is There will be "campus- another to meet the suggested will not draw up plans for the occasions," and not on a day spending about $2,265 for its wide, open meetings" April l- criteria, he added. use of alcohol in the rooms to day basis. semi-formal Christmas dance 15 to discuss the preliminary. until administrators see how In other business, Senator (Continued on Page 1 I) (Continued on Page 15) (Continued on Page 6) Convicted students have 'minimum'trauma Most students opt for judicial hearing
By LYNDA EDWARDS move the hearing along destroyed one year after his requested an open hearing. guilty until all the evidence "University Judicial smoothly."-University graduation. The student advocate, an had been presented. Each Council hearings are ad- Judicial Coordinator William However, Student Judicial adviser or lawyer can defend student is presumed innocent ministrative, not judicial, Johnson. Coordinator Mark Tracz a student. This student until proven guilty. hearings. Our entire concern When a James Madison points out that most students defended himself. is to assure due process. None University judicial body opt for a hearing over simple Caldwell, of the art Johnson called the of the council members has convicts a student of a administrative handling only departmentjjresided over the student's head resident ad- training in legal violation, he can get through if the case is complicated by hearing. The student was viser as a witness. The head technicalities. Our role is to the experience with a extenuating circumstances charged with major resident' said he was in his offer students the opportunity minimum of trauma. The and the charge is a very violations. His penalty could room at 11:30 p.m. Sept. 30 of fairness. "--University penalty can be as light as $5 serious one. Hearings can be be expulsion from JMU. when another resident adviser Jucicial Council Chairman for littering. A record of any hard on the council members Before the hearing, ran in, saying a student was Martha Caldwell. hearing is sent to the vice as well as the students. Johnson had informed the "breaking stuff" on the third "My job isn't to try and president of student affairs "After each hearing you student of his rights. The floor. The RAs ran upstairs. 'get' a student...see how much and the Judicial Council. If feel sick to your stomach," student signed a statement They saw the student trouble I can--give him. I'd the student is 18, parents are Caldwell said. saying he understood. He told walking down the hall with a have to be a pretty heartless not notified. Recently a student was Caldwell he had no questions bed slat, the head resident person for that. I try to According to William brought before the Judicial about his rights or the recalled. The student swung present evidence,' ask Johnson, a record of the Council on charges of disor- hearing. at a wall, hitting a fire ex- questions, facilitate hearing is kept in a student's derly conduct and destruction The student decided to tinguisher. procedure, do what I can to personnel file which is of property. The student withhold a plea of guilty or not (Continued on Page 5) Page 2, THE BREEZE. Friday, December 2, 1977 SGA should drop evaluation idea
The Student Government Association first proposed publishing a teacher-course evaluation handbook more than one year ago. Publication of this booklet, originally set for December 12.has now been postponed until spring semester because of lack of favorable faculty response. The SGA would be be well advised to reconsider the merit of publishing such a handbook. It is both a waste of money and a waste of SGA energy. The handbook is designed to evaluate the effectiveness of professors and the quality of course material based on past students' opinions and is aimed primarily at basic studies courses Such a handbook can be only of little value and is simply un- own ***'<*** s necessarv. ,, .. . & mm* r*e» *>**<**- information on the effectiveness of particular faculty members is easily obtained through the student QUCK/ SrW HIM CUR INErftitiENT teEBAENT/' "grapevine." If the reputation of a certain professor, whether good or bad, has not been spread throughoat the entire student body, it can easily be ascertained through inquiry Handbook proponents note that such word-of-mouth in- formation is sketchy and relative, hence a published survey of Philosophy cut distressing past students of each professor is necessary. The former By ANDREA FISHER abstract sense), we generally speak of things is quite true, but the latter would only compound the problem Recently, the philosophy department, along which, in this life, we can never see, hear, Opinion of the effectiveness of a professor or the quality of with a few other humanities departments, has touch or taste. course materials used is very often based on one's predifiction for officially dwindled. This distresses me. Philosophical questions are the only true the subject matter. Professors tend to be rated lower by those I am not a philosophy major, and I must multiple choice questions, with multiple upon taking a class as a basic studies requirement than by those admit that, of the activities which supposedly multiple of wonderfully unverifiable answers. enrolled in the course as part of their major or minor program. separate man from his fellow animals, I What freedom! A handbook based on a survey would thus be of little value, generally prefer laughter, but nevertheless, I Or, if you have a fear of wide open mental unless those polled were broken down into groups as to whether or am distressed. spaces, there is logic, the rigorous and minute not they liked the subject, a difficult task indeed. I take some comfort in the fact that the structure that holds most philosophy together. Thus a handbook would be of little value. abolishment of a philosophy major, or even a The point is, whether one stresses its It is hoped that the handbook will help in the selection of philosophy department, will by no means put freedom or its discipline, philosophy affords us classes, but what is overlooked is that a student's choice of an end to philosophy. the chance to think for ourselves. Is that not a professor or class is very limited. Philosophizing is as natural to man as sex, welcome change from the incestuous process as inevitable as death. It takes place all the of breathing facts back into a teacher's mouth? Most upper level courses are taught by only one professor. By time. It takes place, in its original, loose sense, Don't you welcome the chance to forget for a the time a student reaches that stage of his academic program, every time someone asks "why?" while the hard realities of a maddening any student seriously interested in his major already is aware of But it is still upsetting to see the philosophy consistent world of deaf Saturday nights and the nature of that class and professor. department, which is a tangible statement of dumb Monday mornings and engage instead in Selection of basic studies courses is often dictated by factors our debt to philosophy, threatened in this wild flights of fantasy, under the respectable other than who teaches it or even the subject matter. The time way. blanket of "the search for ultimate truth?" the class meets and how well it fits in with the rest of the schedule Unanswerable questions give you a are often overriding considerations. This is particularly true of headache? Existentialism gives you hives? It freshmen and sophomores whose entire schedules are often Guestspot all sounds like a lot of empty words swimming determined solely by what courses are available by the time they in empty air? register for classes. Well, pardon me while I take a harder line: The luxury of choosing professors is often unavailable and After all, the huge, powerful structure of Even if it isn't fun, philosophy is necessary. does not warrant the expense and effort of publishing a teacher- modern science, so indispensible to our present Just as Woody Allen couldn't part with his course evaluation handbook society, was born from philosophy. relative who thought he was a chicken, we As for determining the requirements of a particular class, this Not to acknowledge the importance of cannot part with philosophy. We need the information is readily available from the faculty members philosophy now is like shooting your horse eggs themselves. because ithas taken you where you want to go. That is our civilization in those eggs, and The SGA has had difficulty arousing faculty participation in Perhaps when that horse is dead you will without them we may very well not be around the project. This is not regrettable. find you do not like where you are, and you will to argue which came first, the chicken or the The SGA should quietly forget that it ever seriously considered wish 01' Paint was alive to take you further egg, the philosophy or the civilization. such a dubious project, especially one which requires such an down the road. I want to be proud of this century. You out outlay of money, and devote its time and energy to more wor- This statement may seem like something to there, my cohabitants in this century, let us thwhile areas where action is more urgently needed. laugh at over the lunch table (if so, please establish a forum for the discussion of "im- • laugh carefully), but philosophy can be fun. material," "unvocational" ideas. After all, although it is indisputedly very By all means, let's go on laughing. But profound, it can also be delightfully silly. It laughter is temporary and not always possible. can consist of attempts to talk shop with God, It will not in itself suffice to ease our human or it can consist of word games. predicament. So many philosophical questions are* Laughter is easy and pleasant and quick, unanswerable that they afford us some of the but on consideration I think that philosophy rare opportunities we get in this life for may be just as reliable and perhaps a more creative thinking. durable tool with which to tackle the world's Just think: in philosophy (and I am using dangers and absurdities. Without it, our freedom of the press is one of the great bulwarks of liberty, and can laughter may become quite uneasy. never be restrained tout by despotlck governments." James Madison the word now in its modern, more narrow, The right angle: EDITOR Barbara Burch White rights need safeguards MANAGING EDITOR BUSINESS MANAGER By BILL BORGES Clearly, the mood sweeping fierce struggle against the Michael Mathisen There is a popular joke South Africa is taking a harsh land, the blacks and the Gary Fullerton making the rounds in South turn for the worse. British. They created an News -Tami Richardson: Editorial-Dwayne Yancey; Africa these days. It goes We certainly have the* ideology of white supremacy Sports-Bob Grimesey; Photography-Mark Thomp- something like this: "If moral right and need to make to ensure their own economic son; Graphics Gina Gareri and D.J. Stout; Ad Jimmy Carter and Andrew plain our abhorrence of privilege and cultural self Manager-- Michael Lee; Ad Sales- Frank Tatum and Young jumped off the Empire apartheid and South 'Africa's esteem. John Vogt, Circulation-Steve Crawford; Advisers- State Building at the same violations of fundamental These intensely proud and Alan Neckowitz and Dave Wendelken time, who'd hit the ground decency. industrious people are not the first?" The answer: "Who However, I do not believe type one goes pushing around cares?" we have the insight and hope and ordering about. ,.I- ygglffyy*! ,e,,«" ,0 m« •**» on topics dealing with the james Madison University compus and community. All letters must be The joke, in effect, we do not succumb to the If we insist on the standard typed, signed and include phone and box numbers. Letters may be ad exemplifies current white political temptation of in- of one man, one vote and dressed to The Breeze, Depart,^, 0, communication Arts. Price Wine Building. Letters should be no longer than 300 words. Longer letters may be sentiment in this deeply struction the South Africans majority rule-a standard used as guestspots at the descretion of the editor. troubled land. Due to the on the particulars of how to alien to the Afrikaners and, I Letters and other material will be edited at the descretion of the editor Carter Administration's sort out their racial affairs. It believe, to many South Letters, columns, reviews and guestspots reflect the opinions of their ' authors and are not necessarily those of The Breeie Unsigned editorials myopic stance on "one man, is purely an internal South African blacks- then we are the opinion of The Breeze editors. -v ™ <™ >«■■«■» one vote'' in South Africa African problem. virtually doom the prospect of Complaints about The Breeie should be addressed first to The Breeze the resentment of the white The problem, in essence, white change even before it o i? .■ UnrMolvab,e complaints may be directed to The Breeie Publication Board and should** sent to Dr Donald McConkey. head of the minority (numbering 4.8 comes down to the gets fairly under way. Department of Communication Arts million) is turning into a Afrikaaners. descendants of So let us not be too self- nationalistic backlash the Dutch, German, and righteous as we contemplate 433-6127 433-65% driving South Africa further Hugenot settlers who arrived the undeniable monstrosity of "into the laager"(the armed more than three centuries ago South African apartheid. camp). and carved out an identity by (Continued on Page 14) THE BREEZE, Friday, December 2, 1977, Page 3 mmm Reasons for more mwm 9 ,VWICH blacks 'not valid To the editor: not a racist by any definition. In response to Carrolet But whatever happened to .UWETCLWWnH Taylor's letter in the Nov. 22 people? Let's take a good look WmX AM AMCMNG XF* edition of The Breeze: in my at who is narrow-minded. I opinion you do not have a am willing to accept anyone case. Your three "reasons" on the basis that he or she is a for more black professors on fellow human being placed campus are not valid reasons intoa situation on planet earth at all that is quite far from perfect. For exa mple: 1) Why must It is up to individuals a professor be black in order working towards the whole of to set a good example for humankind to make the black students? 2) The label problems more tolerable. As of "white school," if it exists soon as "white" or "black" is in the minds of all black omitted in front of woman or college students, lies in the man, the problem is more prejudice of persons looking than half solved. at color instead of people and In conclusion, I write-this 3) Why would there be letter as a gesture towards decisions that exclusively better understanding these 1 affect students who are black? dilemmas and trying to deal Remember, minority does not with them in the best way. I Readers forum mean black any more than hope it has shed some light on student means white or red. an aged subject. Don't get me wrong, I am Allen Clague HI Prof off ers FDA choice Sign-up service To the editor; over 20,000 persons in a chemical in question yield, In the Nov. 22 issue of The population the size of the U.S.) with a high degree of cer- Breeze, Kris Carlson would require 10,000 mice in tainty, information regarding presented, in her "Kritique" order to observe just one the potential carcinogenicity misused by students column, an interesting of the substance. As tests of mouse get sick! To the editor: post office lobby. commentary on the Food and this sort become more In a recent workshop, it Drug Administration and Those scientists who refined, animal testing for the Examples of these was brought to our attention defacements include the sign- some of the recent con- support the validity of animal carcinogenic potential of by a staff member of the troversy relating to the cancer testing argue that the time chemical compounds may up of non-existent students, Career Planning and i.e., Perry Mason, Robin hazard posed by certain and level of exposure dif- become a thing of the past. Placement Office that a chemical substances. ficulties can be overcome by Hood, Charles Manson and the needed service, on-campus like. These childlike prac- I heartily agree that the giving massive doses of the In that way, valid, reliable interviewing by schools and FDA has, at times, shown chemical to a relatively small tices seem to be more information regarding the businesses, is being misused representative of high school inconsistency in its rulings, population of test animals (100 hazards of all new chemical and abused by some James and by no means do I support or so). The toxicity data is students rather than students compounds bound for the Madison University students. on a university level. them all. The point raised in then extrapolated to the more marketplace can be evaluated If this continues, this op- the article regarding the typical exposures that a The interviews exist for before millions of people portunity could be curtailed the benefit of those seriously amount of hair dye (25 bottles person might encounter (even become exposed to the sub- and possibly discontinued. per day) or diet soda (800 the FDA does not expect making an attempt to find stance, not after. The problem has post-graduate employment. It cans) which would need to be anyone to drink 800 bottles of manifested itself in two ways: "Tab" a day). The question would be unfortunate indeed if consumed to get cancer needs first, apathetic behavior such a service should be to be pursued, however. which still remains, of course, toward the interviews The typical way in which a is whether a substance which discontinued because of a few Dr. Robert C. Atkins themselves (lack of sign-up) who are not interested in their chemical substance is tested is toxic in massive amounts Associate Professor and secondly, the defacing of futures. for carcinogen icity (the to a mouse will have the same Chemistry Department sign-up sheets posted in the ability to cause cancer) is effect, over a longer period of If a greater effort is to be through animal testing in- time, in humans. The answer, made by the Career Planning volving rats or mice. The while not resolved among the and Placement Office to get controversy surrounding such scientists themselves, must Student 'dislikes labels, more and better recruiters on tests is by no means settled, , include consideration of campus, a more positive and for every scientist who whether we can afford to wait student response will be says the tests are not valid, and find out. Witness, for just happens to be black' required. At other univer- example, the recent concern "labeled" or referred to in sities, students are often ch- there is an equally reputable To the editor: arged for the same services one who says they are. about asbestos poisoning and The following is an open letter generalities. I am me, and I illnesses observed in workers just happen to be a member of that we at JMU do not use. The major source of to Jeff Byrne: Not only is the service free argument is that the animal exposed more than 20 years You are correct Mr. Byrne, the black race. To learn more about myself and to further here, there are no lines (not so tests are carried out with ago. a problem does exist here at at other schools). greally exaggerated dosage James Madison University educate others, I do feel that classes which emphasize If you would like to par- levels (giving rise to the Is there a solution to the and flippant journalism is ticipate, the sign-up sheets are quantities of hair dye and soda dilemma? One way out of the helping to perpetuate it black culture need to be in- stituted at JMU. now posted in the Career noted earlier). The point is problems posed by animal On a personal note, I do not Planning and Placement that mice and rats only have a tests may be to eliminate consider myself "intellectually Office. Let us show the life span of one or two years, them altogether. Recently constipated" because I do not You speak of recruiters that JMU has whereas human exposures developed, the Ames Test for believe or agree with professionalism, Mr. Byrne. quality graduates who are may be for 30 to 40 years, or carcinogenicity takes only a everything I read. Fur- As a professional, one must interested in their even more. small sample of the chemical thermore, I find it difficult to learn not to take criticism organization for future em- Also, a substance which substance and only several support a newspaper that personally. A fool does not ployment. would be toxic to only one one- days to perform. insults my sensibilities. know he is a fool, but a wise Colleen Shaughnessy hundredth of one percent of In this test, bacteria As a member of an ethnic man wonders. Brian Dunn those persons exposed (still mutations caused by the minority, I do not like being Diane Elaine Powers Guestspot: Ross L. Carter, Jr. Frustrations of tight reins working on SGA By DARRELL PILE frustrations of Pinocchio? And I wonder if those frustration that have caused one recent SGA Just as Pinocchio, with strings attached to all of frustrations of President Mike Dewitt and the other President to now bitterly chuckle. his appendages, can only walk as far as his master SGA officers are also comparable? I'm frustrated because even after months of work will allow, the James Madison University Student As treasurer, I have had many students ask me by the SGA, students are still forced to take tests Government Association shares in Pinocchio's "what does the SGA do?" My reply is simple... "here before finals week, still have to put up with teachers predicament. is what we are working on and this is what we hope to who give zeros to students who do not staple the Poor Pinocchio, because of the tight reins con- have 'approved.'" What most students do not realize pages of their papers together, and still are fair game nected to him, he can only raise his arm so high. His is that "approved" means weeks of talk and effort in to teachers who feel that the class average is too high accomplishments after years of trying are not really vain on the part of students who are here for and therefore damaging to his (the teacher's) his, but those of his master. You see, without his academics and not to be bounced around between professional reputation. master's approval, Pinocchio sits in idle frustration. administrators like a ball in an enormous pinball Why are we being shoved under some stadium Once, the strings attached to Pinocchio slipped. machine. bleachers for lack of an adequate party facility? Why He was free! But, when Pinocchio began to stick his Year after year, our SGA brings the same are kegs of beer in the student union $85.00? Why do long nose into some delicate issues and began to point legitimate problems to the JMU administration. we still have to eat roast beef and mashed potatoes out some very real problems, it was not long until his Unfortunately, the administration seems to realize three to four times a week? Why, when the laundry master scolded him and quickly retied and riveted that if the problems are sent through enough staff service was stopped, weren't there more machines Pinocchio's reins back into place. It must be members and referred to enough committees, the put in the dormitories? Why must I sit in the SGA frustrating to be a puppet. year will soon be over and a new SGA will take office, office and look out the window and see students without any action being taken on the problems. falling down a path which is so muddy that even a pig I wonder if the frustration that past student Well, here I sit... a new SGA executive officer and I could not waddle in it? government leaders have voiced can compare to the am already engulfed with the same feelings of (Continued on Page 21) Page 4, THE BREEZE, Friday, December 2, 1977
§i(JC§ll©W 4«U. pecpH ARS concert rocks despite listless audience By JEFF BYRNE straggled onstage after a half- getting boring. The one I will runs, "Georgia Rhythm,"an is it the security police are James Madison University hour intermission to open mention is Paul Goddard's anthem to the Band's trying to prove by frisking experienced its first taste of their show with "Sky High," bass solo, an outstanding homeland, and "Boogie everybody as they go in? If hard rock 'n' roll Nov. 20, another in a string of demonstration of the in- Smoogie." they are trying to crack down when Point Blank and the calculated rockers designed to strument's power. Despite the lack of an on alcohol and or drug usage, Atlanta Rhythm Section in- bring the crowd to its feet. The finale came with "So enthusiastic audience, both this is entirely the wrong.jvay vaded Godwin Hall and played The band then proceeded to Into You," the band's biggest bands performed well, taking to go about it. I meajT the for a listless audience of about grind its way through about hit to date. The two encores the music and riding with it. concerts are being put mi for 1,100. two hours of solid rock which included a hot version of One final note. I, for one, students, are they not? Poor crowd size and proved why this group has "Long Tall Sally" with am being made to feel in- Meanwhile, the heads sit in reaction could be blamed on been such a hot property at Daughtry on lead vocal and creasingly uncomfortable at the bleachers and laugh Up the night of the show and its Studio One for so long. finally some excellent piano Godwin Hall concerts. What their sleeves. placement so close to a With songs like "Another holiday, but the bands Man's Woman," "Jukin"' provided a truly enjoyable (dedicated to Bob Wills) and three hours of music "Who You Gonna Run To," nonetheless. ARS established a groove and Point Blank, a Texas blues stayed with it. When not n' boogie band in the reeling drunkenly around the tradition of ZZ Top, stage, Ronnie Hammond opened the show and roared delivered some fine vocals, through a little more than an especially on the slower hour of gritty rock, country numbers like "Angel." blues and boogie. John The band itself is as tight O'Daniel's screaming vocal onstage as it is in the studio. work howled over the Robert Nix and Paul Goddard irresistable rhythms of Peter are in the background but Gruen on drums and Philip churn out beat after beat Petty on bass. Rusty Burns beautifully. Dean Daughtry's provided some hot left-handed keyboards were unfortunately slide guitar, and Kim Davis drowned out by the relentless played some scorching guitar twin guitars of J.R. Cobb and leads on "Part Time Lover." Barry Bailey. Cobb has a The band slowed its definite country knack in his breakneck pace only a few style, while Bailey stands times-once for an excellent there like Mick Ralphs and rendition of Bob Seger's plays excellent licks--not "Beautiful Loser," and again fancy, mind you, just damn for an original ballad entitled good. "Sad Song for a Free Man." The stage lighting was Propelled by a volume effective without being ob- calculated to loosen fillings, trusive. A large ARS logo Point Blank carried their hung behind the band, ATLANTA RHYTHM SECTION plays before a the Georgia-based band delivered an energetic part of the show well, coming pulsating bands of light in small, listless audience in Godwin Hall Nov. 20. set of their "rock and roll alternatives. across as a good-time band time to the music. Despite the lack of an enthusiastic audience, Pholo by Mark Thompson out to make a good im- There were, of course, pression. They succeeded. numerous solos, really too Atlanta Rhythm Section numerous to mention without You can even kiss myARS9 By STEVEN SNYDER wide open. He was the only Mention of Gregg All man "You can call us Atlanta one to get out of the hospital in elicited some sarcasm from Rhythm Section, Atlanta time to go to Ronnie's funeral. the group. "I heard Gregg Rhythm Boys, ARS or And he came on one crutch*" took the stand to talk to the anything you want, I don't When asked about their grand jury and said 'testing care. Hell, you can even kiss major influence, Nix im- testing, heh-heh' into the my ARS," roared drummer mediately named one of their mike," Bailey said. Robert Nix, following the own guitarists, Barry Bailey. "Gimme a drink of that band's two-hour, two-encore "Yep, he's good," Bailey said stage pass," interrupted Nix, set at Godwin Hall Nov. 20. unabashedly. grabbing a bottle of cognac Between gulps of cognac plastered with an ARS special and Budweiser, they Lead vocalist Ronnie pass. "You heard about the described their present Hammond said that he new Gregg Allman doll? Pull touring schedule, a grueling frequently dreams about the string and it says 'Scooter 270 days a year, mostly one- having children. done if" nighters. Would that schedule "I wanna retire in three gradually decrease? years when I'm 30," he said. What did they think of "Well, you work hard to get "Most people wait 'til they're Sharon Lawrence, their where you want and then you 60 to retire. Hell, 60 years old, public-relations director? work hard to stay there," said you're too old to rock and roll Uproarious laughter. "No, guitarist J.R. Cobb. anyway. 30's just the right no," Cobb said, "she's great "Hopefully, it will (decrease) age." at her job. Every band needs soon." The last member to join, somebody like that," he ad- In response to the inevitable Hammond met the band ded Lynyrd Skynvrd questions, through Rodney Mills, a Bassist Paul Goddard said Nix claimed that, "they were mutual friend, at a studio their new studio album would the best band to ever come out where he was working as an be released in February, and of the South." He said that engineer. "I was just there to there was a good possibility Skynyrd would re-group, and step right in," he said. In that a live album would be Johnnie Van Zant, younger addition to lead vocals, released from the tapes of brother of the late Ronnie and Ronnie plays organ and guitar their recent Dog Day Rock "the best singer in that on the band's records. Festival at Georgia Tech's family." would be the new How does the band spend Grant Field. lead vocalist. their spare time? Where was the band off to "You know, right after that "Some of us like to ride next? wreck, Artemus Pyle motorcycles, others fish," "We're going home for (Skynyrd's drummer) ran two Cobb said. "You know, the Thanksgiving," replied miles with two of his ribs same as anybody else. We Goddard. "It'll be the first sticking out to get help," Nix don't see each other much time I've been home for WHEN NOT REELING DRUNKENLY, Atlanta Rhythm Section said, amazed. "And Billy when we're home, but that's Thanksgiving in four years. lead singer Ronnie Hammond delivered some fine vocals in Powell's (Skynyrd's because we don't live near My wife won't know what to concert Nov. 20 at Godwin Hall. Photo by Mark Thompton keyboardist) face was split each other." do." THE BREEZE, Friday, December 2, 1977, Page 5 Convicted students have 'minimum of trauma9 (Continued from Page I) and upset. His hand was cut to the infirmary. After $150 for the water fountain drinking?" the student was "We walked over to him," up badly." returning to the dorm, he said was too much. "The water he said. "He immediately asked. The head resident tried to he left the student who was still came out," he said. The Starting at 8 p.m., "a little calmed down and began patch up the student's quietly going to bed. student had bent the fire crying. He was intoxicated more than a case of beer, bleeding hand, then took him "Twenty minutes later I extinguisher's handle. He some liquor, and some heard a crash outside my said the handle was bent back champagne," he replied. apartment," he said. "I ran without difficulty, and "it Questions were asked about out in the hall and saw the works fine." the student's drinking habits, dam... i student smashing a desk The damage to the fire including, "How often do you chair. A piece broke off, flew extinguisher was $20. drink that much?" Do you get up and hit him in the eye, Johnson pointed out that violent when you're toMuj famffl scratching it." these were estimates. He said drinking?" he and the resident advisers He took the student bacK to were not qualified to assess "I usually don't drink that the infirmary where they damages. much--a six-pack at the stayed until 3:30 a.m. most," he replied. "Usually, The Business Office The head resident said the if I get drunk I become estimated $245 in damages. student had never given him passive or just run around The student was accused of trouble before. There had yelling." breaking a bed's headboard, been a party on the student's Questions about his knocking holes in the wall, and floor and he had invited a girl. academic problems damaging a new $300 water "He was in a depressed mood Questions about his fountain. after the young lady left," he academic problems were The head resident, who had said. asked. The student was in his filed a damage report, thought "How much had you been second year at JMU. He was asked his GPA and major. He had not picked a major. When asked what he was interested in, he did not seem Valley Sports to know what to answer. "I think what the questions are trying to get at is this," Center, Inc. Johnson told the student. "The council tries to deter- mine what contributions a 107 E. Water St. student can make to Madison, what his strong points are." roh 434-6580 "The student had been on New York Style the wrestling, football and track teams as well as playing PIZZA soccer. "I was thinking of Complete Line of getting involved in the SGA," he added. 20' off "What kind of training did FOR STUDENTS ON PIZZA your coaches give you about Sporting Equiptment alcohol," a faculty member PIES AND SANDWICHES asked. WITH JMU I.D. (Continued on Page 9) (Good Mon.-Thurs.Only) Sun.-thurs. 11AM-12 midnight Fri.-Sat. 1 1 AM-1 AM 778 E. 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Christmas vespers Announcements The Women's Concert Choir and Chorale will present Bread for the World play pre8ented Graduating seniors its annual Christmas vespers program Dec. 4 at 3 p.m. in Announcement Orders for graduation Wilson Auditorium. deadlines are 3 p.m. There will be a Bread for "In the Boom Boom announcements and name Tuesday for the Friday the World meeting Dec. 4 at Room," a play by David cards will be taken Dec. 5 in David Watkins. -assistant paperand3p.m. Friday 7:30 p.m. at the Volunteer Rabe, will be presented in the room B of the campus center professor of music, will direct for the Tuesday paper. Ministries Community House, Wampier Experimental from 12-6 p.m the concert. All announcements Emmaus House, 317 S. Theatre Dec. 7-1G at 8 p.m. The brass ensemble, under must be double-spaced Liberty St. The world grain each evening. Admission for Chanukah service the direction of Tom Staples, typed, signed by an reserve issue will be discussed ' students is $1. The play is will provide an informal in- officer of the and letters may be written to suggested for "mature Jewish Youths may troduction to the concert organization'and hand Congress persons. For more audiences." celebrate Chanukah at beginning at 2:45. delivered to The information call 433-8212. Temple Beth El on Old Fur- Breeze office. Free paper nace Road Dec! 4 at 4:30 p.m. Student operas All announcements Loan checks Latkes will be!served. If you are subject to editing need a ride oir need further and are printed on a Free blank computer information, call Carl at .4096. Students taking part in an space-available basis. Checks for those receiving paper is available in the opera workshop will present BEOG-NDSL-SEOG and Academic Computing Center, two operas Dec. 1-2 in the tripling for first semester can Harrison Annex B-2. This Business jobs Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre. Panama speaker be picked up at the cashier's paper is a by-product of Area and state firms will be The all-student cast' will window in Wilson Hall from printing operations and guests at an informal perform "Amahl and the Professor G. Harvey 8:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. and 1 makes good scratch paper. gathering to discuss the job Night Visitors" and Jian Carlo Symm, director of the Latin p.m. - 3:30 p.m. Accounts are Anyone can come by and take outlook for 1977-78 business Menotti's "The Telephone." American studies program at not automatically credited as much as they need. For graduates Dec. 8 at 1:30 p.m. Both operas will be performed Georgetown University, will and any unpaid balances force more information call 6625. in the campus center south in English. speak on the subject of "The registration packets to be ballroom. All senior business "Amahl." one of the most U.S. and Panama: What held widely performed operas in students are encouraged to America, is a Christmas story Next?" Dec. 2 at 2 p.m. in Guest speaker attend. room D of the campus center. Coffee house about a crippled boy who is Pi Gamma Mu will sponsor Poinsettias miraculously cured because Basketball tickets a program on the operations he offers to give his only Take a break before exams possession to the Christ Chili One hundred student and and enjoy JMU students and management of the Can't think of what to get singing to the King. "The Woodrow Wilson Homestead your mother for Christmas? "The Telephone" is a farce one-hundred adult general centered around a constantly admission tickets to the Upper Room" coffee house on Dec. 1 at 7 p.m. in room B of How about a poinsettia? The Dec. 3 at 8 p.m. in the campus the campus center. A Biological! Interest ringing telephone. Dukes-VMI basketball game Dr. John Little, assistant scheduled for Lexington on center ballroom is the break respresentative from Organization will be selling you've been waiting for. Woodrow Wilson will speak. pink, white and red poin- professor of music, will direct Dec. 7th are on sale in Godwin the two operas. Both operas Hall 213. Tickets are priced at Sponsored by Madison All members and interested settias in the P.O. lobby Dec. Christian Fellowship. students are encouraged to 5-7. Be sure tostop by and see will begin at 8 p.m. There is $250 for students and $3.50 for no admission charge. adults. Donations will be taken. attend. them. THE BREEZE, Friday. December 2, 1977, Page 9 PWELLERS AMONG THE STARS I m TITUS z FROM A CHAPTER OF HIST0W LOST JAM VOWR. ,T0 TIME Of TITANS AS THEVCIASH- I HAVE SEEN ALL EP TH£ ANCIENTS CAHE. ONCE THE® AND KNOWALL EXISTED MEN BORN WITH UNCANNY /MRS} n 'THAT HAS TRANS- AND MA// CALLED THEM GOPS. a PIRED. OUR Htm 'THEIR BffltNDLtSS POWERS* ARE LINKED ASONE* > "AD THEM TO WNESS,] THIS LIAISON My*™ %timnm\AwM REVEfilS TO W^'i-V? .GER.NANkW WAS THAT A WHE - °f f ^V '^'/M^^
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There, Zlotkin explained, telligent creatures to have "It's been a hard day," were over. The cages themselves were Korats are trained by local around even if they are not explained one owner. One restless cat tried almost as interesting as the chieftans to protect the always useful. Some of the longhairs desperately to reach into the cats. village. Quieter than dogs, Unfortunately, most of my looked like giant fluffs of next cage and hit the cat All were carpeted, some five or six Korats can sneak associations with felines have black fur, their heads or tails there. Unable to reach that even color contrasted with its up on any intruder and leap at been with cats of the "lower indistinguishable in the jet far, the other cat satpatiently occupant. Many had the throats. classes"-cats of confused mass. Occasionally a sleeping while watching him flail away elaborate baskets or pillows I eyed the sleeping Korat in ancestry, scrawny, ill- cat would open one of its eyes at the air. for kitty, in addition to the the cage. groomed animals Which tend to give some clue as to its Soon he gave up, marched customary balls of yarn. One "She's calm," Zlotkin to rely too much on their wild arrangement. to the other side of the cage, lucky cat even had a stuffed assured me, as he opened the instincts. The white longhairs and tried to attract the at- yarn spider to play with. door and the awakened Cedar It was with great an- seemed more like giant tention of the cat in another None, however, matched Glen Faux Pas of Ajo ticipation then that I planned snowballs when curled up, or cage. Failing that also, he Rammie's cage-not only did hesitantly stepped out. to attend the Shenandoah great strands of cotton when sulked away and chewed on Rammie live in the luxury of The Zlotkins were devoted Valley Cat Fanciers' annual stretched out. his tail. thick pile carpeting but he cat fanciers. cat show Nov. 19-20 at the Most of the exhibits looked Rob Roy, a huge gray also had a miniature four In one week they had Harrisonburg Auto Auction. friendly A few, however, striped animal, lay in his cage poster bed with blankets and traveled on the "cat show At last, I thought, I would seemed quite capable of ex- with one eye glaring at pillows which he curled up on circuit" from New York to be able to see cats of high traordinary acts of violence if spectators. His owner opened as he clutched his yarn net- Atlanta, back to New York, breeding and good tem- so moved. the cage, pulling the startled ween his paws, looking cute then to Madison, Wisconsin, perament ... and oh, what cats "Please Keep Your Fingers cat out. for everyone. home to New York, and then s I saw! Out. Owner Bites," read one "He gets kind of turned off Owners stood nearby most finally to Harrisonburg. Rows and rows of cages sign on a cage. I did not see by all this," she explained as cages, conversing with fellow They related the dangers of occupied by magnificent cats. the owner but the cage's furry she carried Rob Roy off to the cat owners, playing cards or owning 27 cats-such as the Big cats. Little- cats. Furry occupant, with eyes carefully judging ring, the cat clinging chatting with visitors. time some of them sat on the cats. Sleek cats. Cats of all scanning people, looked quite fearfully to her shoulder. "Now this cat looks just oven, pushed open the door, colors. Cats of all breeds. fearsome even if he was Judging in the various like her father," explained and then devoured the One hundred and seventy of resting peacefully. categories took, place both one women as she recited her roasting duck inside, bones the felis domestici on display, I stuck my hands in my days and mini-bleachers were cattery's genealogy. and all. from not only the Shenandoah pockets and moved on to the erected for the anxious Bernard and Arlene Having spent an afternoon Valley, but also many from next cage. owners and interested Zlotkin, from Brooklyn, watching cats pampered, Tidewater and North Carolina Only a few cats voiced open spectators. probably came the farthest spoon-fed, baby-powdered and and some from as far away as displeasure at their par- Most of the cats were calm distance and certainly had the groomed like kings, I had New York. ticipation in the event. and some even appeared rarest cat-the Korat, a sleek, begun to wonder whether This convocation of cats One spotted fellow stalked pleased as the judges, who gray animal only 500 of which these cats retained any of and cat fanciers elicited over his cage moaning in some came from as far away as exist. their baser instincts. one thousand fellow cat terrible language, batting Texas, Lousiana, Illinois and ■ The breed originated in After hearing the Zlotkins' fanciers or the merely viciously at the prize ribbons Indiana, lifted them out of Thailand and the Zlotkins story I somehow felt curious, filing up and down on the outside of his cage.. their cages to inspect them. describe it as "the cat with a reassured. Reassured that is, each row, peering into the Maybe he was mad because Judging was a serious Thai passport." Sure enough, until I began to actually think cages at the wonderful he came in second and not affair. All the cages were they produced a handsome about cats conspiring to open creatures inside or listening first. decorated with ribbons and certificate printed on rice an oven and riddle a whole as owners recited the par- Two cats-Sambo and Greg awards from past shows. A paper certifying that the duck... ticulars of their special cat. Marlin-got into a fight in Surprisingly, almost all of their cage. the cats seemed undisturbed "Just like kids," their by the commotion about them. owner said as she slapped the Some sat quietly and peered bars on the cage. Sambo -- V T/ ca/ shorn Sunday. TfCarie Sayior o/ JfarrSso/i6ury s/roAes her cat, SaJy timber. Page 14, THE BREEZE. Friday, December 2, 1977 GRAND UNION White rights need safeguards [Morton Frozen Jot Pies (Continued from Page 2) white domination would not go beyond the pale of eommon The U.S. must be more be likely to lead to a black sense and logical thought. Chicken, Beef, Turkey sensitive, too. to the unique dictatorship or a one-party To ask the Afrikaaner to politics of South Africa. Harry state or to the destruction of give up everything, and ac- 3 for 1 Si.ot Oppenhimer, the South the free enterprise system." cept black majority rule- African mining magnate, He ended his eloquent period, is tantamount to BuschBeer lzoz.bottles recently addressed the address by noting that: "After asking the same individual to Foreign Policy Association in all, it has not proved so easy to cut his own throat. 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Junior continued in the second half. the 8 p.m. game with the Dick Duckett and sophomore At one point a lineup of Dukes by 45 minutes. For the Jeff Cross also came off the Maturine. Shoulders. Black- visitors it was a case of better bench for the Dukes in the mon, and freshmen Chip never'than late. first half. Rosenberg and William Butler The Dukes treated the The substitutions did little (Continued on Page IK) Hawks as a brisk warm-up for the JMU Invitational tour- nament, starting tonight, by Dukes third at Tip-Off trouncing the Washington D.C-based team 103-55. By BOB GRIMESEY this year," he said. Hot outside shooting by the Prior to last weekend's "Everyone's got to realize we Hawks, and- equally cold University of Virginia Tip-Off have one helluva' tough shooting by JMU allowed Tournament, James Madison schedule." Southeastern to keep the University head basketball On Friday night, the Dukes at bay for the first six coach Lou Campanelli was University of Virginia sup- minutes. However, Pat Dosh worried .JMU fans might ported his claim by stomping sunk two foul shots to tie the expect too much from his the Dukes 83-63 in the tour- score at 12 with 13:35 left and team in the 1977-78 season. nament's first round. "I just don't want anyone Sherman Dillard added six (Continued on Page 17) more, points in the ensuing upset if we don't win 20 games rally as the host.team sprinted to a 24-12 lead with 10:58 remaining. With his team gaining Sports Page 16, THE BREEZE, STEVE STIELPER <44> drives for an inside shot against Southeastern's Greg Tolson during JMU's 103-55 massacre of the Friday, December 2, 197/ Hawks Wednesday night. Stielper ended up with 14 points and 12 rebounds. Photo by Mirk Thompson Terps hand JMU opening loss Defeat Duchesses 78-39 outrebounded 57-42. Duchesses never threatened By RON HARTLAUB in the second half. The women's basketball "I wasoleased with a lot that jf saw," coach Pam Center Mendy Childress led team opened its season JMU in scoring with 12 points. Wednesday night on a dismal Wiegardt said. . She noted satisfaction with the JMU Bette Notaro contributed six note, falling to nationally- points, and led the team with ranked Maryland 78-39. defensive effort, but felt the offense was not good. ten rebounds. Jane Zivalich of The Terrapins are ranked Maryland led all scorers with fifth in the nation in the "We didn't have enough movement, and we got in each 15, and the Terrapins' Debbie Women Sports magazines Jones v^as the top rebounder preseason poll, and tenth others way," she added. JMU used a full-court zone with 13. according to Sports "I $aw everybody do Illustrated. Their roster also press in the early going and mounted an 8-6 lead as a something really well," featured three members of the Wiegardt said. "The kids 1977 United States Pan result. Maryland countered with their own full court press, handled themselves real well American team. on the court." Maryland dominated JMU and scored the next eight points. JMU will participate in the in every offensive category. round-robin tournament at The Duchesses hit on only 32 The Terrapins used good KATHY PETER ATTEMPTS to get off a shot against perimeter shooting against Salisbury State. The next percent from the floor, con- home game is Tuesday night Maryland's 6-foot-3 center, Kris Kirchner. Peter contributed four nected on 3 of 18 free throw JMU's zone defense to take a against Frostburg State. points and seven rebounds in a losing cause, photo by AI WHUMT attempts and were 43-22 halftime lead. The Field hockey team eleventh at Nationals Triple-overtime loss eliminates Duchesses By SARAH STRADER well in the first game, but commented captain Terry "We dominated the overall JMU outshot Connecticut Although the Duchesses did Missouri didn't walk away Prodoehl. "And we came play against Connecticut, but 21-16 in the game. Woolard not place in last week's AIAW- with it either. They had im- back strong. "We were our shots weren't getting in. It had 10 saves. Connecticut USFHA National Tour- proved a great deal and ourselves again." was a game that could easily continued on in the tour- nament, coach Leotus surprised us," said Although University of have gone either way," said nament to place sixth. Morrison felt "the scores Morrison. Oregon was a somewhat Prodoehl. The loss on Thursday put could have gone any way on SMS scored first at four weaker team, JMU played a Prodoehl made the first JMU out of tournament any given day." minutes into the game. powerful game resulting in a goal of the game on a shot competition. The Duchesses "We were as good as any . An assist by Kim Bosse to 5-0 shutout. from the top of the circle in the spent Friday sightseeing and team there," said goalie Holly Erin Marovelli gave JMU a Leatha Alcamo made the first half. Mary Capita ni then Saturday they watched the Woolard. "We dfd well goal to tie the game 1-1 late in first JMU goal eight minutes scored for Connecticut to put finals, according to Morrison. against some top teams. At the half. into the first half with Jeannie the game into overtime. "The playing conditions in first we weren't up to par, but SMS regained the lead in Purple scoring late in the half. No goals were made by Denver were different than we felt good about our overall the second half until Dalynn Prodoehl, Julie Hull and either team in two overtimes what we were used to," added play." Patrick tied the score 2-2 with Marovelli made the of penalty corners. M orrison. ' 'The frozen ground The Duchesses started the 15 minutes remaining SMS remaining goals in the second The game went into sudden makes the field hard and fast. tournament with a 3-2 loss to was awarded a penalty stroke half. death where each team But the tournament was well Southwest Missouri State. which was hit in and gave SMS received 5 penalty strokes. run and a beneficial ex- "We played our worst/ the win. The third round of the Connecticut was successful in perience for our team." game of the season," said "We knew we had to get tournament on Thursday four strokes which meant Westchester College and Woolard. - "We were in- ourselves together after the matched JMU against JMU had to match their goals. Ursinus College from Penn- consistent and just not first loss. It was disap- University of Connecticut, two JMU was unsuccessful in two sylvania took the top positions clicking." pointing, but it made us that equally skilled teams, ac- penalty strokes to give for the second consecutive "I'll admit we did not play much more determined," cording to Morrison. Connecticut the win: year. THE BREEZE, Friday, December 2, 1977, Page 17 Dukes finish third at Virginia Tip-Off tourney (Continued from Page 16) Virginia made 59 percent of may have hurt us because we guard duties with Jeff Cross team All-Tournament along its shots with Lamp, a highly- needed something like tonight on both nights as both saw with Lamp (the Tournament's Yet one game does not a touted freshman, scoring 24. (the Roanoke game) to about the same amount of Most Valuable Player), season make, and in JMU's Freshman swingman Lee prepare for Virginia." action. Castellan and VMI's Ron case, an opening-night loss to Raker added 13 — hitting sue Otherwise Campanelli was Campanelli plans to use the Carter and Kelly Lombard. a possible Atlantic Coast of his eight attempts — and pleased with the victory and "offensive-minded" Hughett Virginia beat VMI 90-70 for Conference title contender Iavaroni scored 12. glad JMU "got a lot of people for the running game, and the the Championship Saturday does not mean the end of the Lamp hit 11 of 17 field goal in the game." "more patient" Cross when he night. world. attempts. Against Roanoke, all 12 of wants the offense to be "more JMU will travel to Cavalier head coach Terry Dosh grabbed nine rebounds JMU's players saw action. deliberate." Lexington to play VMI next Holland started six-foot-nine as the Dukes outrebounded Hughett traded the point- Dillard was named first- Wednesday. Marc Iavaroni and 6-7 Mike the Cavaliers 32-91, but Owens at forwards, 6-9, 220- seldom was JMU in pound Steve Castellan at position to turn those center, and 6-5 Jeff Lamp and rebounds into points. 6-3 Tom Hicks at guards. "We've got a long way to go In contrast, Campanelli where we can beat teams like fielded forwards Pat Dosh, 6- Virginia night in and night 4, and Jack Railey, 6-6, center out," Campanelli concluded: Steve Stielper, 6-8, and guards Saturday night, the Dukes Sherman Dillard, 6-4, and trounced Roanoke College 84- Roger Hughett, 6-2. 57 in the Tournament Con- JMU's only hope, a possible solation Game. outside shooting advantage The Dukes relied on 21 with Dosh, Stielper and points by Stielper, 19 by Dosh Dillard, was'shut off by and 18 by Dillard while U.Va.'s hustling defense. outrebounding the Maroons "We knew we had to play 40-30. tough defense," Holland said. Noting the differences in his "Coming into the game I was Friday and Saturday night really worried about their opponents, Campanelli said, (JMU's) ability to put the ball "With Virginia there was the «*... in the basket. stigma of the ACC, their But we didn't give them reputation and knowing very many shots. We came out they're a veteran team. from the basket and forced "Tonight we had Roanoke. them to shoot." he added. A team we had played before. "Their (Virginia's) defense A team we knew we could totally outplayed our of- beat. fense," Campanelli agreed. "I Overall Campanelli said the thought they forced us outside series proved "We need a lot as well as any team we've of work in pulling everything played." together. The Dukes shot just under 42 "We miss a late scrimmage percent from the field with to help us get it all together," Dillard scoring 23, Dosh, 16 he said. "I think having the and Stielper, 10. Czech scrimmage so early Sports analysis: What happened? By Paul McFarlane For the soccer team, the 1976 season was a "What if" year. What if the Dukes scored on one of their many chances against Clemson to beat the then number-one ranked team in the country? And what if the disallowed goal at Navy counted, to give Madison the win. There were many other "what ifs" last season. The 1977 campaign turned out to be a "What happened" season. In particular, what happened to the offense? The unit expected to be strongest, failed. In 16 games, JMU produced just 32 goals. All but one starter of the offensive unit returned from a year ago JMU CENTER STEVE STIELPER shoots Lamp (3) and Tommy Hicks <1») look «a. The when it scored 47 goals. But still, the offense flut- over Marc Iavaroni (44) of the University of Dukes trounced Roanoke College in the tered. What happened? tournament Consolation Game 84-57. Virginia "I wish I knew," explained head soccer coach Bob Virginia during the Dukes' 83-63 loss to the Cavaliers in the first round of the U.Va. Tip-Off won the tournament by defeating VMI in the Vanderwarker. "We moved the ball well, got shots, Championship Game 90-70. photoby MarkTbompioa but the ball didn't go in the net. I and the other Tournament last Friday night. Virginia's Jeff coaches and players tried to figure out what it was. We never came to a conclusion. We feel we were doing the right things but the ball wasn't going in. "Maybe bad luck or the breaks is too trite, but The Nationals-a goalie's view that's what seemed to happen in a lot of our games. I wish I had a better explain* Hull than that. "We would go back to the field and practice One player's thoughts on a bittersweet trip shooting and do very well, In the game, we would By HOLLY WOOLARD West Chester squad, the national champion for work for good shots, get them, but for some reason the past two years and Ursinus, the runner-up. the other goalie would make the save or it would hit Ten days had passed since we defeated William and Mary, in overtime, to claim the My heart almost stopped beating, while I the post and go outside." meditated on the intense competition we were Even if the offense can have a finger pointed at it Regional championship and a berth in the National tournament. Our school work had to face. the defense certainly can not. JMU's opponents We finally piled our luggage and equipment scored 17 goals (a 1.06 goals-againsti average). piled up and no one could concentrate on hockey as much as was needed. into two rented cars and a taxi and headed for They shutout eight of their opponents, and oniy twice the Mariott Hotel. We ran into still more did an opponent score more than two goals. « As we headed for the United Airlines gate, our dream of competing for the United States hockey players there that were trying to carry Appalachian State, who went to the finals of the as much luggage as we were. NCAA Southern Regional Playoffs before losing, and collegiate field hockey title, seemed real for the first time. The team was ecstatic and we Our rooms were not ready, so we stacked Temple University, who captured the ECAC Southern our gear in the coaches' quarters and im- .District Championship, defeated JMU by scores of 5- boasted of our accomplishments and our destination to all the other passengers. mediately filled the cars to cruise through the 1. Add Clemson, number one in the nation prior to spectacular Colorado countryside. Saturday's 2-1 loss to Brown University in the N- We were psyched and ready to conquer. In no way would be intimidated by any team or Southwest Missouri was our first opponent ('4A Quarter-finals, and no other teams scored more the next day and we hardly played up to par. than one goal against the Dukes. Clemson beat JMU individual. We executed a few good plays, but nothing that 2-0.. We arrived in Denver to find hundreds of hockey players and skiers in the airport. We could defeat such a deterimined group of "We played excellent defense," said Van- athletes. derwarker. "There was no doubt about that. All of had our sticks and they had their skies as everybody sat waiting for their luggage so they They scored early in the first half, and in- our backs did a good job in spite of the fact that we jured me while I was making my national had a lot of injuries to backs. The people we put out could begin the Thanksgiving holiday. I looked through the crowd, anxiously debut. I probably am a "wss" when it comes to (Continued on Page 29) waiting to see a familar face. There was the (Continued on Page 20) TT Page 18, THE BREEZE, Friday, December 2, 1977 Gotta9 gripe? Dukes drop Southeastern 103-55 Write: The Fans9 Voice (Continued from Page 16) finally hit the century mark host team's 94 field goal at- tempts broke a record of 84 set reeled off 13 unanswered for JMU by sinking a free- points. Dillard left the game throw with 2:48 left in the against another Southeastern The Breeze early in the second half with game. team. January 3, 1974. his game-high 29 points "We needed a game like secured. The final tallies revealed this, as rough as the rest of our The thinning crowd two statistical records for schedule is," Campanelli said cheered the Dukes toward JMU. The Dukes' 79 rebounds after the game. "But I was yoiCE OF their first lOO-point game of eclipsed the old mark of 61 pleased with the way we the young season in the set February 10. 1976 against played hard all through the THE closing minutes. Shoulders Hampden Sydney, and the game...we were diving on the floor for balls all night,'' he added, "this was the type of team that could lull you.," Campanelli was also satisfied with the Dukes' display of bench strength. "I feel confident in my first season coming off the bench," FAN Blackmon said. "I like coming in and giving the team a lift." 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The Duchesses travel to The new Duchess mentor is "They are very dependable used in a variety of strokes," Penn State this weekend for Skippy Courtet.She begins her and the girls respect them." said the Coach. "Individual Teresa Norman, a Penn Relays. Top collegiate first head coaching position Sophomore Meenie medley should be her graduate of Thomas Jefferson participants include Penn this season, after previously Carrington also strengthens strongest event." High School and the State, University of Pittsburg, swimming and coaching at the Duchesses' roster. Most Valuable Player on her Indiana . University, Penn State. Carrington earned Madison's Another top incomer is- team in '75 and '77 will be University of Maryland and "We should have a couple only first place at the Virginia Marie Grosz. She is a diving for the Duchesses. Clarion State. of kids make it to Nationals state swim meet, last year, this year," said Courtet. The in 50 yards breastroke. She Duchesses practice four times also placed 2nd in the 100 and Record evens out at 1-1; a week, averaging between 200 yd. breastroke and 3rd in 4,000 and 5,000 yards a day. the 100 yd. individual medley. "Miss Courtet is the kind of Junior, Anita Callahan was coach that makes going to the Duchesses' top freestyle Wrestlers beat Howard, 39-15 Nationals possible," ac- sprinter last year, and placed By DENNIS SMITH wrestlers records (l-l). cording to sophomore Sukie 4th in the one-hundred at the The James Madison Dukes'. Woody Lawman. Shaw. "If you really want to state meet. She also finished University wrestling team JMU's Rick Ebersole (134) Bill Stroble (167) and Bill do it, you can make it," she 5th in the fifty and the two- evened its record at 1-1 with a won a 10-6 decision over the Esen (158) scored pins for added. Bison's Bob Lee in the Dukes' Howard over the Dukes' Kelly hundred. 39-15 win over Howard other match win. "The team is very young," University Wednesday af- Sharpes and Tom Gott. stated Courtet. "There are Sukie Shaw is another ternoon. only two seniors and two veteran for JMU she placed Dale Eaton (190), David The Dukes lost their opener juniors." 5th in the 100yd. IM and the 50 Scott Breslin (150) and Jim Havens (Hwt), Dennis to Virginia Commonwealth and 200 yd butterfly at the Jones (177) scored pins for the Herndon (118), and Pepper University 35-11, Sunday Heading the list of retur- state meet. Dukes. Breslin pinned Martin (126) received forfeits night. * nees are co-captains Diane There are fifteen freshmen Howard's Lee Scott with 3:50 for the Dukes in the *C.t Cayce and Francis Kelley. competing for starting gone in the match and Jones match. Lawman and Herndon were Both have very strong positions this season. New- tagged Joe Dean at 7:27. 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I guess that's a part of very pleased with our the goal-that is the ultimate: achieve the utmost out of sports, and you get awfully defense." to put it in the goal and score them rather than standing "Maybe that's what j'MU goalkeepers, a more than the other team so idley by and hoping it hap- happened to us, I wish I knew philisophical when you say question mark at the start, that you win the game. pens. I'd like to try it, but I'm what the answer was. I don't this. This is something you were superb. Junior starter "For instance, I went to the of the other personality. I'm think that anyone can come up have to accept." Otis Fuller allowed 16 goals in World Cup games in 1974. The aee and allowed iust one goal. first five games I saw were Junior Rodney Allen played 91 nothing-to-nothing. This does minutes without allowing a not mean that it was a bore or Goalie gives view of Nationals goa5 It seemed fitting the a drag. It was tremendous five alternating penalty strokes. (A real Dukes, with their offensive soccer; it was great soccer. It (Continued from Page 17) troubles and fine defense, tie was well-played by world- bummer for the goalie). eetn finale. class teams. They, in spite of As might be expected, the game came down pain, but 1 swear, I thought I broke my thumb. to strokes. In this situation many players fry to "I kind of thought that too, all the skills and the abilities The ball hit my stick hand, sandwiching my you know," said Van- of the players they had, ended execute a psyching process. I was trying to act thumb between the stick and the ball. • so cool, that I almost started to laugh. derwarker. "It was strange. up not scoring. We tied the score before the end of the half, We went over there and "This is not the nature, at I peered at the stroker confidently, while but later Missouri came on strong to take the begging for grace inside. She snickered as if to played excellent soccer I told least, of the American sports lead back. Their next goal was the kind of shot the team we played probably fan. Whether that's fortunate say, "kiss this one good-bye, goalie." She that any goalie could stop, excluding this didn't give me time to do anything but look the best we played the entire or unfortunate, I don't know. particular hotdog. To say the least, I choked. season, in terms of our game It makes us strive in a way to around to find the Ball in the cage. I smiled and We then scored a rare goal that no one walked back to the team, trying to pretend the plan, in terms of what we did push so much to score, to win, touched, (usually the breakes go against us.) and in the way we tried to sometimes you put extra goal meant nothing. However, with the score tied 2-2, the referee We also scored on our first stroke and for a accomplish it." pressure on yourself." evened things out by awarding Southwest Although the Dukes did not That added pressure was while it appeared thart the match would go Missouri a penalty stroke in the final two down to the wire. U-Conn scored again and our score against Navy, Van- one of the possible reasons minutes. derwarker tried to sub- Vanderwarker gave for the second shot was blocked. stantiate his claim that the team's lack of scoring. The resulting goal was the fastest stroke I Fate was obviously biased as the New team that plays the best may "I think I put a lot of have ever seen. We fell behind 3-2 and wound up Englanders scored again. Our third attempt not always win. pressure on the guys," in the consolation bracket after the first was blocked and a fourth goal by U-Conn "Of course, the game of Vanderwarker added, "And I contest. ; , assured them a place in the top ten finishers. soccer is, in some ways, a think they were putting a lot of That afternoon we cooked against After three solid months of practice and one strange game. It's not always extra pressure on themselves University of Oregon. It was about time. Our 5- month of very intense pressure our season was the team that plays the best in some of these games. 0 victory reassured us that we deserved to be finally over. Our winning ways arid a hell of a that wins. I think it's ironic, "It's a sport where you've at the national championship. season had ground to a halt. For six players, but that's the way it is. I would got to relax and let the scoring Thanksgiviving morning we faced the including, myself, our hockey careers at JMU like to see it change from a thing happen. If you try so University of Connecticut and boy did we had ended. Our bid for the national cham- spectator's point of view, that hard to make it happen, it play! Everyone gave 100 per cent but we just pionship, would always bring back memories if there was more scoring, ends up not happening, couldn't get that damn ball in the goal. of friendship,competition at it's peak and the people would enjoy it more. the utmost out of them rather We outshot U-Conn 21-17 but only one goal personal yielding required in any team sport. People tend to react to scoring than standing idley by and was recorded for each team by the end of the As for the team's impression of me. I will more than to artistic play. hoping it happens. I'd like to match. probably be remembered as the only goalie "In other words, its only try it, but I'm of the other The tournament regulations for overtime that could still be as hotdoggish and cocky as the real connoisseur of the personality. I'm one that tries included three penalty corners, three sudden ever, after missing five straight penalty game that can really ap- to develop an individual's death corners and if the score remained tied, strokes. W> -»v THE BREEZE, Friday, December 2, 1977, Page 21 Frustrations of tight reins working on the SGA (Continued from Page 3) over broken wooden steps and do vainly work to resolve SGA of next year and of the pressive institution. Although Why are not teacher behind the library and \ip the same problems"that years to come to deal with. it is almost incomprehensible evaluations mandatory in from Godwin Hall? Why do everyone talks about. And we The SGA should not admit to imagine how great the each of our classes? Why are professors even bother to post are no different than any other defeat. , nor should it go and university will be in 10 years, I not teacher evaluation results office hours when they do not student. For we too sit in the throw rocks at Wilson Hall. am anxious to see! posted? Why must students bother to be in their office? dorms at night and discuss We will, in all likelihood, sometimes be late for class Why does the campus center campus problems. And we too conUnue to tediously chip The political bureacracy because no clock on campus stop selling beer at 11 p.m. on are subject to all of the un- away at the barriers which tells the right time? and administrative "pinball Thursday nights? necessary university-caused prevent the resolution of machine"which seems to Why must our Campus pains in the posterior. many of the yearly campus quell the efforts of the SGA is Why did the Madison Program Board still struggle problems. extremely frustrating. There Foundation give $200,000 to a and squirm to get permission I suppose the most Admittedly our success is is no reason why the same new home, or should I say to book Godwin Hall for a irritating factor to the SGA limited. For without the castle, for Dr. Carrier instead obvious problems must be concert? why occurs when we compare all sincere cooperation of the fought year after year. of buying some up-to-date does the college farm close at the time that we actually put JMU administration, our textbooks for our library? 12 midnight? And why must into our positions as compared SGA, like Pinocchio, can only Why does the school continue students still have to wait in to the few actual things we can sit in idle frustration. to grow in numbers when we those ridiculous lines at accomplish. I challenge each student The SGA does a tremen- are already overcrowded? registration? Currently, all of the who is reading this article to dous amount of work. Because Why won't our bookstore Finally, why must students problems I have mentioned take a stand on the problems none of the SGA's solution* allow us to see how much still voice the same com- are being discussed and each which he or she wants are really ever tufty or profit they are making on plaints about our infirmary has come to the attention of resolved. SStudent letters readily approved and because textbooks? Why does our post that were voiced last year and the appropriate ad- written to the proper ad- none of their answers are very office sometimes take two or the year before? ministrator. But, as has been ministrator and openly frequently made by the three days to deliver mail to I hope that students will the case in the past, because published in The Breeze carry administration, the SGA looks \ boxes? Why do some dorms now see that the Student of the apparently un- more weight than most as if it does nothing! \ have candy and cigarette Government Association does cooperative nature of JMU's students realize. I suppose if the SGA knew machines and some dorms do do something. We are enormous political The girls of Hoffman Hall Clark Kent it could call for the not? students and we are, in fact, machinery, many of the who complained about help of Superman. Or if the Why must students still trip aware of most of the problems problems will remain for the Chandler Hall policies and the SGA was a friend of Hercules, resident of Ashby who com- it could yell for help from •<\ plained about water in his Mount Olympus. And if it ~CPB BILLBOARD' dorm's basement both found knew Popeye the Sailor it success! could find success by serving In any case, please do not him a can of d-hall spinach. "CAR WASH':....where, between the distort my reasoning. I am But, to our SGA's dismay, very proud of our university we are only cousins to hours of 9 and 5 anything can happen... and have encouraged many of Pinocchio and must continue my friends to apply. We are to sit in idle frustration and and usually does! growing extremely fast and accomplish only what our have become a very im- master will allow. Wvegpt what you want. t Stars Franklyn Ajaye - George Carlin Professor Irwrn Corey * loan lixoo • Aolooio Fargas • Lorraine Gary See Her In Rubies, Sapphires & Diamonds Let her light shine in precious stones. lack Kehoe • Clarence Muse - The Pointer Sisters liciari Priori Your choice of genuine rubies or sapphires combined with diamonds. Single cluster Written by JOEL SCHUMACHER - Music by NORMAN WHITFIELD Directed by MICHAEL SCHULTZ ring $65. Twin-cluster ring $115. Earrings $105. Pendant $59.95. by Convenient Terms, Layaway And ® PG PARENTAL GUIDANCE SUGGESTED•♦£&• Major Credit Cards. IPICII S0MI MlHaitt M«I KOI 81 SUlUBlE 'OK PRE TEENKCERS Original sound track available exclusively on MCA Records & Tapes Student Accounts Invited FRIDAY Dec. 2nd $1.00 w/ID Two Shows 7:30 pm and 10 pm Open Nightly 'f\\ 9 except Saturdays I klTjd thru Christmas Hi • • • ■ ■ i- ■ ■ • i- • - .-■-"• i- ■ ■ i ■ i Page 22, THE BREEZE. Friday, December 2, 1977 Beer deception brews trouble (Continued from Page 10) the domestic product. Type comply with the decree indicating U.S. origin is less because it contains other Lowenbrau six-pack cartons ingredients. Ingredient and and bottle labels are nearly than one-eighth inch high. 4. Advertising materials process differences between identical to those traditionally the domestic and Munich used to package imported using the Lowenbrau Munich colors and trademark contain Lowenbrau are detailed in the Lowenbrau. They feature the complaint. traditional trade colors and no disclosure that the beer the Lowenbrau heraldic lion now being sold as Lowenbrau is U.S.-produced. The complaint requests trademark. that the FTC take appropriate 2. The carton canes the 5. When domestic Christmas C^rds ... statement, " Lowenbrau Lowenbrau is sold on-premise action against Miller there is no disclosure at the Brewing, Philip Morris, Inc. Established 1383 Munich, and McCann-Erickson Germany." The only in- point of consumption that the Many different kinds dications to the contrarry are product is a different product Worldwide to discontinue the on the bottom of the carton than imported Lowenbrau. deceptive practices. and a varied of designs. and carton ends which are not 6. The wording on the back visible to consumers when the panel of some domestic All Hallmark designs feature colors and carton is displayed in stores. Lowenbrau bottles include the enriching processes too beautiful to be 3. The bottle label features word "Reinheitsgebot," a 1516 decree which regulates beers reproduced in tiiis ad. Please come see the representations of eight real thing! medallions awarded the brewed in Bavaria and limits German-brewed product in their content to barley malt. hops, yeast and water. The international beer com- _oxed Card Selection petition but never awarded to domestic Lowenbrau does not The widest/and richest spectrum of greeting card designs to be found anywhere. And a variety of prices to match. Most boxed card designs contain one extra envelope .. .just in case. You'll also find exclusive card designs feature envelopes with such extras as foil HAS JMU BEEN MORE EXPENSIVE lining and coordinating designs. THAN TOU EXPECTED? Hallmark Classics Maybe yon should look into applying Elegant, miniature Christmas greetings, with for an Anry ROTC Scholarship. 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Mason St. BILLY COBHAM HERBPIDKRSEN 2 RECORDSET SANTflNfl fend MAGIC SANDMAN including: including: M00NFL0WER AC-DC/ Puffnstuff /On A Magic Carpet Ride Bring Back The Smile * including: Anteres The Star/Leaward Winds When She Makes Love To Me She's Not There/Black Magic Woman including: About Love Again/Sandman Souf Sacrifice/Gypsy Queen/Let The Children Play Heaven Can Be Anywhere (Twin Pines Theme) Is That Any Way To Love You Indian Man/Grapes Of Wrath Maria Teresa/Redneck Fiddlin Man —— ■^^^^^ ...... i . , Page 24, THE BREEZE, Friday, December 2, 1977 Classifieds DOONESBURY by Garry Trudeau ROLAND BURTON WHETHER OR NOT STUDENTS HAVE For sale REALLY CHANGED REMAINS TO THOUGHTFUL HEDLSY, JR., ESQ., BE SEEN. BUTONE THING IS LIFE GOES ON. PAUSE., ABC WIDE WORLD a OF NEWS'. ONE PAIR FISCHER XP60 !*<^»fie>! VERY CLEAR^^ a TWO-WAY SPEAKERS: f Must sell! First $50 takes . Call Jeff, 433-1548. A r^r->. HOUSING CONTRACT: For #9r\ £7® A. ? sale spring semester. Contact * I &iWjfr Carol at 433-9431 (off campus) 3,«J2v_v from 2-5 p.m. Monday- ^f Friday; at 4469 in the 1JK2O evenings; or box 1351. 12-STRING FOLK GUITAR: One year old. Beautiful &^ *&>$&*<,■ iQ? ^ ^^^ ^? condition, hardly used. Must Ji* g&> it A»n *ft> /XP Uk fr A* *&>W\ sell. $150 with case. Retails for $230. Contact Stef, box 907. AMAZING! UB YOU HAD NOPE! AND WHAT LOOK, I HAP- iSTVOuemeo NOIDEAI WAS ALL THAT PEN TO LIKE WANT TO MOVE ON THIS IS ROLAND RLXUS! HE BURJON HBDLBY, LIVE ON CAMPUS WPS SO GIBBERISH ABOUT <*™f ANSWER IT. CAMPUS? Room and board FOR AWHILE, AND VlPBO - -WE CAMPUS BEING NEEDED A "&]& I'M GOING contracts for sale for spring JR.,ESQ.,ABCUJIPe STORY.' SO Riim! WORLD OF NEWS! YOU END UP ON 6ENIC- FLOODED WITH D&W? TO NEED 1978 semester. Call Mark THE EVENING NEWS.' DID YOU? BARBITURATES? I GAVE HIM I TIME- Crane at 433-7274 or box 778. / ' ONB! f. f CONTACT LENS WEARERS: Save on brand name hard and soft lens V* supplies. Send for free illustrated catalog. Contact Lens Supplies, Box 7453, Phoenix, Arizona, 85011. WANT TO MOVE ON CAMPUS? Room and board contracts for sale for spring 1978 semester. Call Tim Lang at 433-5534. 1969 VOLKSWAGEN SQUAREBACK SEDAN: Automatic transmission, AM- FM radio, 8-track tape player, low mileage, excellent con- dition. $750. Call 433-2019 or ONE FEMALE HOUSING CONTRACT: For spring semester. Call Cindy, 4451 or write box 3534. TOP BRAND NAME AUDIO EQUIPMENT: Rock bottom prices. Also, brand name calculators, C.B. radios, car CHRISSY BABY, CHRISSY:I stereos, blank recording tape TYPING SERVICE: R. Craig, RIDE NEEDED: Any Friday GUY (BOOM BOOM and much more. Don't buy 433-1868, 50 cents per page. from New York City to ROOM)"You make me feel can buy you a drink. Are the before you check my price. Harrisonburg and-or any like dancin'" 'cause mm-mm- stars out tonight? How are the Call 433-9440 and ask for Mike. Sunday from Harrisonburg to mmm...I gotta man...yeah!! dancing lessons coming? I HOUSING CONTRACT FOR New York City. Please con- But, I try and I try-I can't get hear you'll be opening at Big SALE: Make me a reasonable tact Maureen, P.O. 3579 or 433- no satisfaction! Love, Tom's Boom Boom Room 1973 VEGA: Automatic. Air offer. Must get off campus. 1726. Melissa. tomorrow night. We will be conditioning. FM converter. Call now, 433-4540. there. Hey, we love you! Al . » . Good tires. Just inspected. Lost SECOND V.P. AND TREAS.: Very good condition. $700. We both like men in govern- Call Tricia at 4133. For rent LOST: One clipboard with ment. That is the reason this HENRIETTA: I guess I've social work information. If note was sent. We have our swallowed hook, line and MIRANDA SLR CAMERA: SCUBA DIVING found, please call me or drop eye on each of you. Stay in sinker. Thanks for all the F-1.4 lens. Excellent shape. DISCOUNTS'- RENTALS it by the front desk at the tune for clue no. 2. Basketball special times-you've made Cable release. Case. UV Rack Shop, Blue Ridge Dive campus center. Jackie Joans. me very happy. All my love, filter. All for $89. Call Gary and Craft Shop. 1726 Allied Dalrymple, Box 5301,433-1875. Henry. at 434-5219 or Box 714. St., Charlottesville. Hours 1-5 TO THE SHIPPENSBURG Sat. & Sun. ph. 804-293-6984. Activities PA. VW.: Sorry we did not CHILLED OCCUPANT: FOR HIRE: Can move heavy take you up on your offer. You Share your silence with one objects or make deliveries Wanted FIRST THOOZE: Sponsored should have given us a call. who spares too many words, with my van. Write Steve, by Sigma Nu. 6 p.m. -12 From the blue Va. station but time is precious to Box 2617, Campus Mail. ARE YOU A VETERAN? If midnight, Friday, Dec. 2. wagon. "Lonely Leaders" so this so there's a great opportunity Admission is $2 all night at the rambling painter will ramble for you in the Virginia Army Sigma Nu house. Come and HAPPY BIRTHDAY on if she hinders your style. HOUSING CONTRACT FOR National Guard. 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