Bowling Green State University ScholarWorks@BGSU

BG News (Student Newspaper) University Publications

4-19-1932

Bee Gee News April 19, 1932

Bowling Green State University

Follow this and additional works at: https://scholarworks.bgsu.edu/bg-news

Recommended Citation Bowling Green State University, "Bee Gee News April 19, 1932" (1932). BG News (Student Newspaper). 163. https://scholarworks.bgsu.edu/bg-news/163

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 4.0 License. This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the University Publications at ScholarWorks@BGSU. It has been accepted for inclusion in BG News (Student Newspaper) by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks@BGSU. LET'S HAVE LEAP YEAR BEE GEE NEWS DANCE! VOL. XVI. BOWLING GREEN STATE COLLEGE, APRIL 19, 1932 No. 29 DR. KOHL SPEAKS ADMIT COLLEGE ON OPPORTUNITY TO OHIO GROUP America has been called "the land of op- Admitted to membership in the Ohio portunity." Two great factors in the earlier College Association without deficiencies, history of our country have been largely Bowling Green State College, one of Ohio's responsible for this happy characterization. youngest institutions of higher learning, For nearly a century after the adoption of has now been accepted in all three of the the Constitution, an abundance of cheap nation's recognized collegiate scholastic land and unexploited natural resources groups. awaited people who would appropriate The latest honor to the college came last them. The democratic character of the Saturday when the Ohio Association in con- government and social life permitted the vention at Cleveland, passed on the stan- unhampered and unrestricted activity of dards of Bowling Green State College and men. Peoples from the eastern shore and admitted it to full membership without de- from the Old World eagerly seized the new ficiencies. A short time ago the North Cen- opportunities and in wave after wave rush- tral Association, largest group of colleges ed across .the continent. The population of and universities, took similar action in re- the United States increased from four mil- cognizing the liberal arts college here. The lion in 1790 to fifty million in 1880, and the school has been a member of the teachers' great majority of them had made successes. college section of the North Central As- This great adventure of exploiting a con- sociation since 1916. tinent bred into the peoples a feverish and Bowling Green is also a member of the restless spirit and unbounded ambition. American Association of Teachers' Colleges Men succeeded because of their physical en- and has been since the organization of that ergy and mother wit. They paid little re- DR. REA McCAIN body. spect to scientific knowledge or to the ex- Dr. Homer B. Williams, President of the pert. Anyone could hold public office and This week the Bee Gee News takes great College since its founding in 1914, being anyone could take up any of the professions pleasure in presenting a member of our named President shortly after the institu- with very little training. Lawyers, doctors, tion by the legislature in 1910 and Dean ministers, judges, bankers, and business faculty who is deserving of recognition. Overman of the liberal arts college, managers could be made out of common Prof. McCain received the degree of Doctor were present at the meeting of the Ohio As- men in a few weeks or months. Energy, or- of Philosophy from New York university sociation in Cleveland Saturday.—Wood Co. atory, daring, ability to handle things and in October, 1931, after completing a thesis News. men were the qualities that counted. These en the subject of "Travel in Italy as a became abiding marks of successful men, Part of the Education of the English Gen- and great ambitions became the moving tleman during the Renaissance." Athletes Fooled By forces in the lives of youth. Dr. McCain has always lived in Ohio. Unexpected Cold Wave With the closing quarter of last century, She received her first B. A. degree from new forces began to reconstruct American a college in Lebanon, Ohio. She received the Because of the weather-man's misbe- life. The machine began to change industry, same degree later from Antioch College, at havior last week a number of changes in great factories began to multiply, cities Yellow Springs. Then she completed the plans resulted. It was considered unwise to grew, and millions of Old World peoples work required for a M. A. degree from Co- stage the triangular track meet with Find- flocked to inhabit them. The population of lumbia University. Not satisfied with these lay and Defiance when the snow made out- the country increased from fifty million to attainments, Dr. McCain attended New door workouts impossible the early part of 1880 to one hundred and twenty million in York University and received the degree of last week. 1930. Competition grew in intensity, and Ph. D. last fall. In place of the intercollegiate meet an government began to place restrictions up- Dr. McCain has previously taught in the intramural meet on Saturday displayed a on freedom of action. Commerce and trusts public schools in Lebanon, Ohio, and also lot of track talent and much rivalry. Coach were made to submit to regulations and the the public schools of Fremont, Ohio. She Landis wanted to give his track men some civil service and the professions were re- has been at Bowling Green State College real outdoor competition and also look over stricted to those who met given qualifi- since it was formed eighteen years ago. next year prospects from the yearlings. cations. Opportunities now became hedged Hartman and Philips should be sure point in by what seemed artificial requirements. winners next year. American shrewdness and mother wit ur- SCIENCE EXHIBIT Coach Landis is grooming MacArtor, our ged on by the old ideals of energy and am- fast quarter-miler, to run a record break- bition born in pioneer times met the new WELL ATTENDED ing heat some time this spring. Mac should conditions by circumvention. They met the The recent Science Building Exhibit has produce, since he has always been near the letter of the law in the easiest and quick- marked the beginning of new program in record and is now in fine physical condition est possible way and forgot the rest. If ex- this institution. Never before in the his- after recovering from a flu attack in aminations were necessary to enter a call- tory of the college have departments so March. ing, get the questions and prepare for it. cheerfully "cooperated in such an unsel- This afternoon the lid shall be lifted on If education were necessary to get ahead, fish and voluntary enterprise." The pro- the baseball schedule against Ohio Northern. build the schools and get the credits and fessors and students who assisted in mak- The Polar Bears are always strong. So diplomas and degrees required. American ing this event a conspicuous success are to those who enjoy the national pastime can be complimented. May "Open House" be wander out on the field and get a line on (Continued on page 2) an annual event. the prospects. PAGE 2 BEE GEE NEWS M* BEE GEE NEWS STUDENT AIRS PUBLISHED EVERY TUESDAY Announcements BY THE LIBERAL VIEWS Any graduate still wanting a 1932 class STUDENTS AND FACULTY There are a few women on Bowling or Green's campus who are vitally interested ring or pin may obtain the same by order- BOWLING GREEN STATE COLLEGE in its government and rule enforcement. ing directly from: Herff-Jones Co., ROBERT BOYER EDITOR-IN-CHIEF One of these executives was asked the fol- WILLIAM NOBLE - ASSOCIATE EDITOR 1411-1419 North Capitol Ave., ARDEN SI4YDER - ASSISTANT EDITOR lowing question: What do the executives MALCOMB ROHRBAUGH BUSINESS MANAGER think of the existing rules? She pondered Indianapolis, Indiana. DON CRYER SPORTS EDITOR The gold jewelry is for Seniors and the WESLEY WATSON EXCHANGE EDITOR only for a second, then repeated the ques- RUTH BERNATH SOCIAL EDITOR silver is for Graduating Sophomores. In- MEARL BARRETT ORGANIZATIONS tion which had been put to her, "Just what JANE LADD LITERARY EDITOR do I think of the existing rules?" Her mus- dicate the stone desired—blue spinel, ruby, MINNIE MILLOFF. JOHN MOORE. VIC SOSNOSKI. garnet, or black onyx. A senior must de- AND HAROLD SEIBERT REPORTERS ings were only half audible; there was an KATE CLEARY . . . SATIRE signate his degree. Order C. 0. D. CDWIN BANNING AND EDDIE LOOMIS SKETCHING assurance of the certainty of her convic- PROF. G. W. BEATTIE FACULTY ADVISOR tions in her answer. Orders for graduation announcements SUBSCRIPTION RATES "Now I'll just tell you," she began, "if SINGLE COPY FIVE CENTS I had it all to do from the very beginning, may be ordered next week, not later than PER YEAR . FIFTY CENTS there would be no rules. Every girl would Wednesday. Decide on the number you want SEND ALL REMITTANCES TO be put on her honor and if she proved her- and place your order with the student at BUSINESS MANAGER BEE GEE NEWS the table in the lower hall. Price, ten cents BOWLING GREEN. OHIO self untrustworthy the best place for her IN CARE OF B. G. S. C. would be at home." apiece. Last chance. The inevitable question was then put to Co-eds Notice! her: "But what should be done in regard Wednesday evening, April 27, the Quill- UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT PLEADS to hours, entertainment, escorts, auto- Type program will consist of two piano FOR MORE FEMININE STUDENTS mobiles, and smoking?" solos by Miss Harris; a paper on "Business ON CAMPUS "An honorable girl would be discrimin- Service" by Miss Horn; "Original Verse" The alarm call for more co-eds was re- ating about the hours she keeps, her enter- by Miss Ogle; a talk on Office Work by cently voiced by students of the U. of Miss Canfield; Parliamentary Drill by Detroit. It appears that the famine of tainment, and her choice of escort," was the reply. "Everyone is so accustomed to the Miss Fortney; and, lastly, a surprise for feminines is as great in that school as the use of automobiles that strict rules against all. scarcity of the male element here. Now's their use should, in my opinion, be passe; Be there on time! your chance girls. Matriculate in Detroit of course, smoking is too unladylike ever to —o— U. if you would be appreciated. Leave the be permitted." homestead; turn your back upon the back- Graduates As an afterthought she added, "To pre- ward males of this institution; seek new You will be given the final opportunity to vent worry and inconvenience it would, worlds to conquer. Women of the school order Commencement announcements next perhaps, be best for the girl, in some way, unite! Show the fellows that you possess Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, April to leave word of where she intends going the elements of a real emancipation. For- 25, 26 and 27. These must be paid for upon and the probable hour of her return so that ward! Forward! ordering at the price of ten cents each. in case of a call or message for her she can Name cards may also be ordered at this be more easily located. But I'm in favor of PEN PICTURES OF PROFS time. How many? applying the new Chicago school system to A tall lady, of regal bearing, meets us as we walk down the main corridor after government of the student body—that is, The Logan county club will entertain the a class. There is something in her demeanor to give the student the responsibility of Defiance-Paulding club Tuesday evening, that commands attention. The ease with making his decisions and thus cultivating April 19, at 8 p. m. in Room 103-A. All which she meets one bespeaks a charming in him an unmistakable tendency toward members of both clubs are cordially request- good judgment. personality as well as a cultured back- ed to be present. There will be a program ground. Power, vigor and pointedness char- Note—Bee Gee News solicits opinions. and refreshments. All Logan county mem- acterize her work. Through those classes Yet assumes no right to dictate or criticize bers who have not paid dues are asked to which she has taught, perhaps more pros- present college regulations or customs. plan to do so at this meeting. Be sure to pective teachers have passed than any other Editor come. professor in this college. Wanda Lowery • • • • • • ™ DR. KOHL SPEAKS (Continued from page 1) What do you know? Emersonians Discuss 1. What is the Torrens System? shrewdness in a prosperous era was able 2. Locate the Tombigbee River. to win. For fifty years, the old and robust Ohio Literary Lights 3. What is a toboggan? spirit of freedom has now been battling The knowledge of all Emersonians was 4. Give the date of the Spanish-American with the requirements of a new and techn- increased through the program Wednes- War. ical civilization. day night on "Literary Ohio." Several un- 5. Give the derivation of "sorority". Science and technology have now forged familiar authors' and poets' lives and 6. What is a somnanbulist? ahead far enough to make many Americans works were discussed which made us realize 7. Which of the eight planets is closets realize that energy, money, personal mani- that Ohio is not only a political but a liter- to the sun? pulation, and politics can not meet the new ary state. Following is the program of the 8. Where is Sing Sing located? demands. Depression has sobered the na- evening. 9. Where is the following quoted from: tion. The next generation will probably Four Poets of Ohio—Mildred Cristler "0 wad some power the giftie gie us, move more cautiously, probe more deeply The Carey Sisters—Carrie Henderson To see oursel's as ithers see us into realities, study longer and more ser- Paul Laurence Dunbar—Mary Hall It wad from monie a blunder free us iously, fool around less, rely less on per- Song: Beautiful Ohio—Society. An' foolish notion, sonal influence, and more carefully survey General Survey—Margaret Foster. What airs in gait and dress wad lea'e us the fields of opportunity and weigh their The society wishes to announce that the An e'en devotion"? worth in terms of life and service rather next meeting April 27 will be open to any- 10. What is "charley horse"? than in terms of ambitions generated in an cne. At this meeting there will be a mock age when materialism necessarily predom- Parent-Teachers meeting conducted. Every- (Continued on page 4) inated. —Dr. C. C. Kohl body welcome. BEE GEE NEWS PAGE 3 First Year Accountants iation of their indispensable war service, rendered both on the front with A. E. F. Complete Practice Set and in the munition plants at home. She The members of Prof. E. C. Knepper's did fully her part both as to conserving at class in first year Accounting Principles home and working for the cause. She re- have recently completed a Practice Set vealed herself as being "stanch and true which provided for the application of all and ready to do through thick and thin." the principles studied so far in the course. The girls finally pledged their support The work, which was designed to illus- to any of the men politicians on the cam- trate the entire accounting process, consis- pus starting a Republican club, since they ted of the recording of transactions per- seemed to feel a superiority in matters formed in the business of a retail clothing politically inclined. One of the boys was to merchant. petition for a Republican club through the Although the transactions which were Bee Gee News, but as we have seen noth- given dealt with the commodities purchased ing of it, we have come to the conclusion and sold by a retail clothing store, they were that they have foregone their opinion of intended to illustrate the general principles women in politics. We also believe they are of accounting rather than the technique of playing fence-top politics, you all under- the accounting system of any particular stand, get off the fence on the most con- business. In other words, it was the pur- venient side. Most natural born politicians pose of the set to illustrate principles rat- resort to this; women stand by their con- her than the practice of any one business. victions regardless of consequences. The trasactions were recorded in a pur- Editor: Political clubs properly organized chases journal, sales journal, general jour- should promote good citizenship. LOO I'll S nal, and cash book, and posted to the ledger. The posting was proved by a trial balance at the end of each month. The balance sheet Impressive Service Men only: What do you think about and statement of profit and loss were pre- For Skol Pledges more freedom for Bee Gee Co-eds? pared, and the books were closed. At a beautiful and impressive service on The instructor, Prof. E. G. Knepper, as- Tuesday night the following girls were I'm for more freedom week-ends. Other- sumed the role of cashier and received all launched upon their pledgeship to Skol wise they have too much freedom.—Wilbur deposits made during the carrying on of Sorority—Beatrice Harms, Esther Hicks, Clapp. the work. Kay Ebersole, Hope Conrad, Treva Baldwin Although contrary to the former suspic- Lois Clapp, Eleanor Hinde, Vesta Jones, Give them all the freedom they want.— ions of the students, the work proved to be and Rosemary Longmire. Each pledge was Jack David. very interesting and entertaining. presented with a lovely corsage in the sor- ority colors, yellow flowers tied in black Let 'em have it and see if they can handle and gold. The girls so far, have been very it.—Harold Cameron. WHY NOT HAVE A submissive and dutiful and are doing their REPUBLICAN CLUB best to promote a life of ease for Skol It's 0. K. by me.—Bob Lewis. A class discussion brought to light the members. —o— fact that we need a Republican club start- They ought to have just as much as we ed here for instruction on what the parties boys and that's too darned much!—Ford stand for or their platforms, how they are QUILL TYPE PARTY Murray. organized, and how they are carried on. TO OCCUR FRIDAY This should also include a course in voting, During the business meeting of Quill More freedom, say I. This is a modern especially the casting of ballots. The fact Type Wednesday evening, Mr. Tennant an- age. My nites just begin at ten.—Bruce that the primaries are the most important nounced the final arrangements for the Bennett. elections should be brought home. party, Friday evening, April 22, and Mr. Some of the boys contended that women Knepper read the names of those commer- It all depends on the girl.—Gordon Hart. have no business in politics, their place be- cial students who are eligible to member- ing at home. History seems to have been ship this semester. Co-eds should be given more leeway. We forgotten. Centuries ago women ruled, per- Wednesday's program proved to be very don't want them to be babied.—Harold haps not by the vote but just as strongly. interesting. It consisted of two vocal solos Booth. This is proven by Helen of Troy, for whom by Miss Seibert; a paper on "My Exper- a thousand ships were launched, Cleopatra, iences in the Telephone Office" by Miss Nothing doing for three years yet.—H. who caused Mark Anthony's downfall, and Clingaman; and a very interestink talk on B. W. Madam Du Berry, to whose slightest whim "Cooperative Marketing" by Mr. Schmunk, Louis XIV bowed. manager of the Hub Grain Co. Mr. Schmunk Girls are here to get an education why The second reason given was that wo- was a student in this college about sixteen hamper it by so many rules and regulations? men were given sufferage while the soldiers years ago. —Roscoe Miller. were in France. The student contributing Miss Ogle, faculty adviser, reported that this information seems to be laboring under the program was very satisfactorily given. Might an well let them stay out, there's a multitude of deranged ideas. The World She complimented Miss Clingaman on her plenty of time to go astray before 10 p. m. War ended Nov. 11, 1918; the Nineteenth paper and thanked Mr. Schmunk for the —John Delo. Amendment was not proclaimed a part of opportunity of hearing such an interesting the Constitution until August 18, 1920. By talk. • • • I think that the girls on Bowling Green this time most of our soldiers were home ™ • m 9 • campus should have more freedom. They from France. Also the fact that women The new cars are like the back seat driver. aren't children you know. 10:00 o'clock is did not have suffrage until the men gave it You can't choke them in traffic. "obsolete".—Kay Gill. to them seems to have been lost in the maze of time worn and antiquated illusions. The age of discretion is when you learn I don't think. Girls don't cause me much The facts of the case are that women that nothing happens if you fail to answer concern anyway.—Paul Shaeffer. were really given suferage through apprec- a letter. PAGE 4 BEE GEE NEWS WHAT DO YOU KNOW Shatzel Snitches Introducin' Errett's Imps: (Continued from page 2) Box lunches again! Oh, well—what dif- "Extra! Necks washed cheap!" And jud- ference, when we can have a tea dance! ging from the crowd 'round her door Helen ANSWERS must think it pays to advertise. 1. System of registering titles to real Perhaps you would like to have your face estate, devised by Sir Robert Torrens, who read, your fortune told, or even your boy Why did it take Mamie fifteen minutes to introduced it into South Australia in 1858. friend's character revealed through a pic- set her milk bottle on the porch the other It has since been spread to many other ture. If so, you can be accomodated at the night? countries, including the United States. dorm. The occupant of room 118 claims to And why did Golda have to buy bread at 2. The Tombigbee rises in the northeast- know her stuff! midnight? ern corner of Mississippi, winds south and Spring has come! How many more times southeast through Alabama and joins the When Alice talks in her sleep, we all Alabama River. shall we have to reclaim that statement. listen—we can't help it. 3. Sled without runners. Whether or not it is true can be evidenced by the groups on the porches, steps, etc. 4. 1898. The only quiet one in the house is Mary 5. Derived from Greek word meaning sunning themselves. Belle. "sister". 6. Person who, during sleep, translates "Joey" Knott has a position also! Hurrah "Misdeal," cried Marian, as she was his dreams into motion. for you, Joey! dealt a double pinochle. 7. Mercury. 8. Ossining, N. Y. "All good things come to those who What does Agatha know about Boston? 9. Burns, "To a Louse". wait!" Even boy friends and positions? We 10. Muscular soreness resulting from over wonder! "Honey," said Edna, "makes me fat." exercise. • • • Short But Snippy Bernice found a note in her music book. Science Exhibition Education is a wonderful thing. It tea- "May I have a date Saturday night?" And ches you to worry about things you never she was all agog 'till she glanced at the Proves Huge Success heard of before. date—Oct. 3, 1931. Fully living up to advance notices, the Science building exhibition was the talk of Father is the unimportant person in a Steve surely must believe in leap year; the campus throughout the forepart of last household who must listen to the kind of she has reversed the old custom of sere- week. radio stuff other members of the family nade—and the fellows stand in their win- Attendance at the two nights' perfor- prefer. dows and adore. mances far exceeded the sponsors' fondest expectations. All four floors were a blaze Science has now found a way to vac- The ghost walks at midnight—alias Pearl of lights from early in the evening until cinate you against nearly all plagues except in a white sheet. 10:30. Undoubtedly the outstanding fea- patriotism. ture of the evening was the attendance- Parents are people who hide their sins Evolution checking photo-electric cell, located at the When I was a maiden door of the physics laboratory. The five-inch from their children and think the children blameless because they also hide their sins. Carefree and gay telescope also came in for a great deal of I dreamed as maidens always do attention Wednesday night. Through it, the To pass the time away. moon resembled a pitted rubber ball. OUR IDEA OF AN IDEAL All in all, the scheme turned out to be a BOY IS ONE WHO: I longed to sail the seven seas decidedly profitable enterprise, and next 1. Possesses the athletic ability of Doyt Carefree and gay year's display will be awaited with eager- Perry. To roam the whole world over ness. 2. Has the peppy personality of Ford To pass the time away. Murray. Installation Tea 3. Has the wit and humor of Gale Her- Then I met you—you were bert. Carefree and gay Last Wednesday afternoon Shatzel Hall 4. Has the good manners of Johnny Delo. We went around together was the scene of an impressive Installation 5. Possesses the brains of Arthur Wille- To pass the time away. Service for the new officers of the Wo- man. men's League, followed by a tea and an G. Dances like Dale Kinney. Then we were married hour of dancing. The following officers were 7. Has hair like Rutt Hyatt. Carefree and gay installed: 8. Possesses the eyes of Jack Thourot. We roamed the world and sailed the seas President: Vivian White. 9. Is friendly and pleasant as "Red" To pass the time away. First Vice-Pres.: Josephine Nicodemus. Stevenson. Second Vice-Pres.: Joyce Parkes. 10. And is as well dressed as Bob Butler. Now we have three lonely sons Secretary: Mildred Lantz. • • • • ■ • Carefree and gay Treasurer: Margaret Foster. And I am sewing buttons on The tea table was very nicely arranged, Henry County Club Meets To pass the time away. having a centerpiece of yellow snap dragons An interesting social and business meet- with long yellow tapers on either side. The ing of the Henry county club was held on pledges of the various sororities poured Tuesday evening, April 5, in the Women's tea. Gym. The big feature of the social portion GRIBBEN'S BARBER " — — • — • of the evening's program, was the practic- Miss Gray: "Your essay on 'our horse' ing of songs to be presented in a future SHOP is word for word the same as your bro- chapel program. The evening was closed CUT RATES thers." with a lunch enjoyed by all. Many of the Open early and late S. Cameron: "Yes, Ma'am, it's the same members were absent, but are expected to 150 S. Main St. horse." be present at the next meeting. ♦>» BEE GEE NEWS PAGE 6

W. A. A. Elects Officers At the April meeting the following of- Church is the man ficers were elected for the coming year: imimiumm president, Thelma Dillinger; vice president, to Vivian Sharp; secretary, lone Blessing; The Bee Gee News presents Miss Eleanor Rebuild, Repair, Renew treasurer, Dorothy Zieg. With these and Hobart as our latest addition to the Hall your shoes the able Heads of Sports, we expect a very of Fame: REPLACE — RECOVER interesting and profitable year of activities. Because she has at all times a sunny All style heels Attention is called to the annual W. A. disposition. When in need don't forget A. banquet, given about the middle of May. Because of her lack of snobbishness. Plans have been started to offer every Because of her keen discernment. member another good time with good sports. Because she is always willing to help a CHURCH SHOE SHOP In spite of the weather, the spring sports friend in need. 146 W. Wooster Street have been organized. Tennis, archery, base- Because she has proven herself an inval- M* ball, track and field are the activities of- uable addition to our college. fered. Every woman of the school is invit- ed to enter one or more of these sports. In- struction will be given in tennis and ar- Week at Williams NEW LOWER PRICES Colds are all the "go" over at Williams. chery. Join a team now. Have you tried mustard baths yet, girls? Combination Banana Split 15c Jumbo Tin Roof 10c Lee Notestine is having quite a time Buffalo Sundae 10c Just Some Thoughts keeping track of the B. F. It's really quite Three Colored Brick Ice Cream. 35c Since the war ended, Americans have amusing—(to us, of course). loaned about thirteen billions of dollars to Toasted Sandwiches 10c-25c foreign countries. These are private loans, Marguerite Bower has a rushing candy not United States Ti'easury loans. Garet business, but it's, mostly all "credit trade." Garrette, writing in the Saturday Evening Again it's "the depression"! Post, suggests that we are somewhat like N. CALOMIRIS the business men who spends no money to If Lois Von Koenel, got to class on time *- put his own factory in efficient shape, but once, the shock would kill her profs. Notice lends his surplus funds to his competitors all of the faculty members are still alive. to enable them to make improvements. Thir- teen billions, if it had been thrown into the All's quiet in Room 18 again. The ladies Mesh Hose - - industry of this country it would have kept had a little falling out last week, judging every one of the seven million unemployed from the loud voices, but everything is in this country employed. "okey doke" between Mae and Georgia now. I 98c pair A local merchant told me the other day, -* that for the several weeks past he has been ! receiving quite a number of the old, large DIXIE LUNCH Lace and Open Mesh Hose size paper currency. He is unable to decide EATS OF ALL KINDS whether his patrons have been hording the At all hours with low French heel and money or whether they have dug down in South Dixie and Bender Road hem top. New shades — their reserves until the large size currency is coming to light. Inktone, Peter Pan, Sun-

In conclusion, a bird in the hand is worth TOASTED SANDWICHES beige, Stroller, Paddock, two Plymouth Rocks roostin' out of reach. (Oh, for a good old fashioned chicken roast, SALADS Rose Dijon and Black. All you know—the kind you don't buy ummm). LUNCHES sizes. Saw in the newspaper the other day that You'll find the crowd at higher prices for corn, and wheat are guaranteed by the International Harves- ter Co., in an effort to induce farmers to LABEY'S buy certain crop producing and crop har- "Rendezvous of Collegians" vesting machinery. The higher prices are: 70 cents for wheat, 50 cents for corn. If true our college enrollment will probably *, increase about ten per cent next fall. ■ • • • THE DRUG STORE ON To the Seniors: THE SQUARE 'Tis beautifully shaped as an autumn leaf, RAPPAPORT'S Favors Decorations The colors are gorgeous hues; Has all new, fresh stock of Whit- 'Tis orange and yellow and green and brown, i man's candies for Candles Molded deftly, shaped perfectly, too. Note Books Stationery I MOTHER'S DAY Greeting Cards 'Tis all that we have after summer is gone Visit Novelties This exquisite leaf on the tree; Candy Thats all that is left of our College days- Just a beautiful memory. LINCOLN & DIRLAM —M. B. PAGE 6 BEE GEE NEWS

pore, climbed Over the Hill and they were grin on his face. "High Pressure" Safe in Hell. Later: Alexander was an Un- Upon asking him what induced him to Susun Lenox and Mata Hari were in the expected Father. enter that particular school, I learned that dressing room of Madam Satan's Big ■ A shrill bell rang in the dormitory.-Mata he has an older brother teaching in that House. Hari jumped out of bed. institution at the present. Our conversation "Gee, Susie, isn't this a lovely party. The "Come on, Susie, get up for breakfast." was interrupted when another crowd gath- music is Delicious. And Frankenstein is a Susie rolled over, looked at her roommate, ered around the table, and "Red" began wonderful dancer. How do you like Alex- and threw the covers back. his explanation all over again, but with ander Hamilton?" asked Mata while pow- "Am I really one of the Ladies of the the same interest and earnestness as before. dering her nose. Big House? Last night I was Once a Lady. "Like him, why my Sob Sister, I'm just But here we are, Working Girls in this We have acrobats in our house—or some a Girl Crazy about him. I wonder if it is Varsity college, trying to mix Business kind of bats. true that he was one of those Sky Devils with Pleasure, and then wake up to find from Montana. You know, Mata, I heard a Broken Lullaby instead of a life of Palmy Eskimo pies and pajamas aren't usually that he was one of the Men of Chance in Days. I call it An American Tragedy. associated—except at our house. the Lost Squadron. I hope it's true, because "Well, / Like Your Nerve. Aren't you —M. B. I would like to be Possessed by The Champ. satisfied with Young Donovan's Kid in your .v. Let's go out and dance. History class?" The Stepping Sisters left the dressing "Not as His Woman, but I'll be a Good room and went out on the patio where The Sport. What do you call persons who like CLA-ZE THEATRE Woman from Monte Carlo was giving her men in their dreams better than any in annual dance. The members of the orches- school?" Tuesday and Wednesday tra, playing Dixiana, used to be Ladies of "I don't know. The Greeks Had a Word MARIAN MARSH in the Jury, but since they all had musical for Them." talent, they turned Wicked. 'BEAUTY AND THE BOSS' Frankenstein and Alexander Hamilton came to meet the girls. 'Red' Explains While inspecting the display in the Bio- "Shall we have a Dance Team, Susie?" Thursday and Friday asked the Montana. Kid. logical Science Department Tuesday eve- JOAN BENNETT in They quickly swayed into the rhythm ing, I noticed a group of persons gather- with the 'low-down'. When the fox trot had ed attentively about a table. Up from the "THE CARELESS LADY" ended, the orchestra played One Hour center of this group towered a head of With You. The Free Lights of the illumin- stubby, red hair, the owner of which seem- ated patio had dimmed into Danger Lights. ed very much absorbed in the explanation This Coupon and Susie, in her blue and Gofdie gown, looked of the display. For the sake of convenience Admits One 15c like a Pagan Lady. I will call this central personage "Red", Tues. or Wed., April 19-20 "Gee, you're a Peach O'Reno." but for the sake of truth I must tell you "BEAUTY AND THE BOSS" "Oh, no, just a Poor Little Ritz Girl." that he was none other than "Red" Steven- "How old are you my un-Tarnished son, a student and athlete of Bowling Green Lady?" State College. "Well, I'm not Under Eighteen. And not As I came nearer I saw what was evi- This Coupon and too old for a Singing Fool." dently the subject of interest. There on the Admits One 15c "Oh, my Blue Angel!" table lay the remains of a large cat, its Thurs. or Fri., April 21-22 They danced into The Unholy Garden. internal mechanisms exposed to the pub- "THE CARELESS LADY" lic gaze. "Red" was busily engaged in ex- Trying to get a glimpse of Stolen Heaven, »«B»<|£» they wandered down the path to Waterloo plaining, with the aid of gestulations, just Bridge. how the internal organs functioned. From "It's great to be with you and away from the manner in which he spoke, I suspected those Friends and Lovers." that here was a man that was intensely "Ah, Up Pops the Devil," Susie mutter- interested in his work. VISIT ed. "You know Gentlemen's Fate after "And so that is how a cat functions, Many a Slip." folks", he said, smiling, as he finished his WARD'S "You have me wrong. We have a Right explanation. to Love. I'm willing to be Caught Plaster- As the crowd dwindled away, I managed READY- ed with Consolation Marriage if you are. to pop a few questions at him. We're in The Age For Love, why don't you "How would you like to make a living at TO- give up your Free Sold and join The Rac- that kind of work?" I asked. ket of Private Lives? I have much Devotion "Boy, there's nothing I would like bet- WEAR for you. Will you marry me? ter", he answered. "Oh, Promise Me that you will always "Red" practically lives in the laboratory, DEPARTMENT be my Squaw Man and never get into any so I found. Whenever he doesn't have any- Monkey Business in a Street Scene." thing to do, he prefers working in the lab- "1 Surrender to my Dove." oratory to loafing. Perhaps it doesn't seem They left the garden with the strains of like work to him, because he told me that The Cuban Love Song in their ears. They that particular specimen was the third or took a Taxi and went to the home of Dr. fourth one he had cut up. I had begun to Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Min and Bill stood suspect that "Red" was destined to be a MONTGOMERY up with them when the preacher said / veterinarian, and so I asked him, "What are Take This Man. After she was Branded you going to do after you graduate this WARD& with The Speckled Band on her finger, they year?" got a Yellow Ticket at the Union Depot "I expect to enter Emory Medical school and embarked on the Shanghai Express for at Atlanta, Georgia, next fall," he replied. CO. a trip Around the World in 80 Minutes. "I just received word yesterday that I The train, following The Road to Singa- was accepted", he added with that broad