Le Monde De Merde and the LUST for GREEN Vol
The Krewe du Vieux Presents PURPLE PROSE, YELLOW JOURNALISM Le Monde de Merde AND THE LUST FOR GREEN Vol. 18, No. 1 February 7, 2009 Priceless Krewe du Vieux Releases Its “Stimulus Package” Frankie Ford Named As Cruise Director NEW ORLEANS – The whole damn thing nearly went down this year. The hot reality shows of the last twelve months were “American Idle” and “Survivor – Detroit”, while “Nightmare on Wall Street” dominated the silvery screen. The S&M 500 reached painful new lows, the stock xxx- change went totally limp (though bondage remained tight), and the Federal Re-Serve Soup Kitchen helped financial executives re- tain their golden parachutes while laying golden showers on the American public. Moose hunting came darn close to becom- trashed as well, while alleged mayor C. Ray The Krewe du Vieux’s seventeen sub- ing the new national pastime. But Joe the Nagin danced to a new musical genre known krewes will each present their own stimu- Dumber Plumber couldn’t unclog the voter as clusterfunk. lated, simulated, marinated, consummated, pipeline for Sen. John the Gone Pecan, and Meanwhile, two lonely cranes flew over- investigated, instigated, implicated, inti- defeated Republicans were left to console head in the sky…. mated, but never imitated interpretations of themselves with forty ounces and a drug As the economic ejaculation trickled down the theme. Subkrewes include the Krewe of mule. Illinois conclusively demonstrated that the legs of American taxpayers, Krewe du C.R.U.D.E., Krewe of Space Age Love, Krewe it is the new Louisiana, with Gov. Vieux decided it was time for overnight deliv- of Underwear, Seeds of Decline, Krewe of Blowdryovich taking corruption, crudity and ery of a new Stimulus Package.
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