UNIV.ERSITY OF SCRANTON'S STUDENT NEWSPAPER April 18, 1991 · Volume. 63, Number 19

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CAMPUS PROFILE ,;~'JDJ!~~~i~,Ji Bo~ v!!!ows economics, finance ,~ ·.SCrimtOJ:l·:~aram:·'&.~cio4 :''will :join.- in. ~tjvof.ld~de ·celebia~Ori Aquinas News Staff 'o(the_.450th.:·~v.ersaiy ·orthe,folinding·.o,r the. $oci(#·:of.Je8us·:wiih a Iinirgy }it:.3:ji#L. on: S~cfuy~.~:.t\pliJ. 21:::at;·:~t·' Pete,;~s:·catl~t3,l.n· tick~. ~gh:tli,e· Cain u:s·.-u-;..,;.;t....,_C,.ffi.Ce; FOrm~ sor of economics and f"mance, is q: ...... · P.. ...~~·--~J . . . . .info~Waticm;· pl~.~aU -94~':-7419~· ,.. :_· .. :-··· ..... · .· · ·· · · · · very happy with the life he has made for himself in the United .. · .· :..... ·.. ··._· ...... __ ::_·_'··,_::: _.:. m~,-Urivi ::· :::· .. . ·... · ·' States. His f"U'St teaching offer came . ; -1lie: Rect :~s will_oo spons_oritig ~:blOOd· @ye··ori:.Monday, ApPl from the University, and he has 22, in Eager(A:UditOiiuriL Come.. ·out and :rilake' a·· d6natim· You .inay been so impressed by the Jesuit save. someo_ne•s :life...... :.. ·. . . :-. style of education that he is still here 23 years later. . . : ...... Alpha: Mu,Gainnla · .: , "I really like the Jesuit educa­ .. ·.The:· Th~ta Iota Chapter-.' <)f.· t.he Foreign: ·Language .:National. Honor tional philosophy," he said. ''be­ Soci~tj;·Alprui:.:Mu Glli11llla;)s. s~king: the enrol101ent of-graduating cause it emphasizes values, ethics, seniorii.-. RequirementS. -for· full membership ·are .two consecutive ',A'S" ·fu morality and the development of a language. cow:-Se. ai:ihe friie~lnediate· ·levef -~:·above: ·For a.SSociate the whole person." mem~hip, ·a:· siuck:D.t inust hlive twc)·~tive B-i-~s· or:bener··inJa Bose obtained two master's de­ l~glia~e course or exp<>$w,e to:rilo,re·thm.cmidangwige: A cWDUiative grees in economics and business Mrigen Bose . .Q? ..L. of 2.5 or ootteiis also .t;eqUired Appliciiti~.:deaq.J.irie -is ·APril·-~. from the University of Calcutta He is researching the effects of science and engineering to their Me~Qip ,fee. _is. $_20. A~plicatiQris· ·may· be·. ()9~· ejt.her· from and then taught for six years at foreign banks and Japanese direct advantage and are continuously Joyce_ Knott in T352· or :fn>ril J<*iguag~ pro.fessoi'S.·' .: ··. · . : · :·.. . · Maharaja Manindra College in investment in the United States, seeking improvements of the cur­ • • . h .. ., Calcutta. He came to the United which he admits is a controversial rent conditions," he said. "I also .. • . :;:-:.:. :. States and received another issue. admire very much the honesty and . u~y~n,~tY ··LectUre.: Series-·~ .. ·;·.... · ·· . . . master's in economics at the Uni­ "People are sharply divided frankness of the people and the · .The psychology &3>artmedt,, iD ·associati~ ·\Villi die ·uru.v~t}t Lee-. versity of Kentucky. He then went about whether Japanese investment media in the United States." ttire, series~ will sponsor· a Ieemre·by PatriCia A. Gervaize, Ph.D• ." at :7 to the University of Utah and in the United States is a positive or Bose has seen 1he School of p.m., _May_l4, m Zl02. ·Oei:Vaize 'will' .speak. on·"Fei:niillsm; Ethics and obtained his doctorate in econom­ negative thing," he said ''But my Management undergo many Reproductive Teebnology:·. 1)le leetllJ:'C is: free· of .charge .and· oPeri .tO ics. observation is that this has been changes. "The quantity and qual- the public. Additional infonnation may· I:>e obtafned.:.from:Dr. John Bose teaches basic economic . good for both the United States ity of the SOM faculty has greatly Norcross :at 941-7638. · · ',_· theory courses to undergraduate and Japan." improved." he said students and courses in interna­ His other project involves the He believes that the SOM . . Energy· Co~ervatlon . . .. : .. : ; tional business and multi~national problem of overpopulation in In- should continue to pursue its goal . In an e.ffon to conserv"e energy. please tum off ·all coroputer8;' lii(Us corporations for MBA students. dia. "India has too many people of becoming a member of the and other· electrical equipment when not iii~ Mea.Sures such: as these Bose has not forgotten his heri­ and their family planning is not American Association for the .will avoid extra cost to. the :Univeisil}i .and. e~te· wa5te. · ' · tage, which is the reason that he good," he said "I'm trying to iden- Collegiate Schools of Business has also been the moderator of the tify the socioeconomic reasons for (AACSB). a highly regarded busi­ ·PrO-life Lecture India Club for the past 10 years. this and come up with solutions to ness organization. Mazy Kelly will speak on Abortion and ChaStitY at 8 p.m on April 'We have two programs a year make this situation better." 'The members of this body are 24, in Eagen Auditorium. It is sponsored by Snidents for Life. . · where students in the India Club Along with teaching, Bose has very well respected," he said "Tins and Indian families from the Scran­ published material in the econom- would add more prestige to the ton community get together and ics and finance area. He wrote a University and put pressure on the share in cultural activities such as book called "Jauaharlal Nehru and administration to keep improving Indian dance and music," he said his Economic Policy" based on his SOM." One of the future events in­ thesis and has written numerous Bose is very fond of the stu­ cludes a dinner and social program articles on Indian economies in the dents here and offers them his April 20 in Eagen Auditoriwn. United States. advice on how to succeed in life. Apartments Bose is working on two eco­ Bose has many positive opin- "You must have confidence, com- nomic and f"mance research proj­ ions about the United States. petence and compassion for oth- For Rent ects. ''The people here have exploited ers," he said Two eight-room apartments Above Angelo's N.Y. Deli Restaurant *Avoid the high cost of rooms SABS SEZ: *Save on food It's better than Cancun AND All utilities Included you can drink the water!! Call : 344-7140 ask for Angelo FREE DELIVERY W/ORDER . April 18, 1991 Page 3 ' Feller arrested for plate theft at Delaware museum MICHAEL· TYMCZYN he allegedly, stole two porcelain the Monroe plates were missing Police said their investigation Scranton Times reported Aquinas Editor plates from the Winterthur Mu- after a third. more expensive Chi- focused on Feller after the ques- Feller, a faculty member since seum in Wilmington. Del., Dela- nese export porcelain plate was tioning of museum personnel re- 1969, is on sabbatical this semes­ "An unfortunate circumstance" ware state police said reported missing by Feller on Jan. vealed that he was the last person ter and was at Winterthur as a is what Michael DeMichele, chair­ As of press time, no dates had 31. to examine the collection. visiting scholar researching the man of the University histocy de­ been released concerning further Museum security found the On April 8, federal agents plates, DeMichele said partment, called lhe arrest of Jolm legal action. plate, once owned by President searched Feller's Scranton home The University's only official Q. Feller, professor of histoiy. The plates, valued at $11,000 George Washington and valued at and removed .. items of untold statement concerning the arrest Feller was charged with theft each, were once owned by Presi- $-25,000, in a sideboard of the value" which included the Monroe confirms that Feller is employed at and attempted theft April 5. He dent James Monroe: museum, said Lynn Davis, a Win- plates and a manuscrit believed to the University, according to the was released on $5,000 bail after be from a New York museum. the public relations department. Student Possible peace houses Rabin seeks harmony placed despite 'roadblo·cks' KEITH LANIGAN cratic elections for Arab represen­ Managing Editor tation in the knesset," Rabin said on hold Israel has offered the territo­ ries' autonomy with the exception ------~ hnagine what the average Is­ ERIN FLYNN raeli thinks after it takes a super­ of control over foreign policy and Aquinas News Staff power with a 28-nation coalition security, an offer never extended to defeat one Arab coWltry. Imag­ to the Palestinians when the teni­ Several University houses are ine how the Israelis fear for their tories were controlled by the Ar­ tentatively closed for next semes­ security if they are ever to face an abs, acoording to Rabin. ter, said Lawrence J. Morton, dean Arab ooalition in a war again. "The occupied territories were of students. Yitzhak: Rabin, former prime in the hands of the Arabs for the They include Cambria, ministe. of Israel from 1974 to itrSt 19 years of Israel's existence. Bradford, Monroe, Mercer and 1977 and a current member of the The Arabs failed to make a Pales­ Tioga houses. Labor Party in the Israeli knesset, tine state," Rabin said "Why did ''We will know by mid-May the expressed the above thoughts April they not do it? They were under the num~ruinooming~nru» 10 as the guest lecturer at the 1991 illusion that they could destroy transfer figures," Morton said. T. Linus Hoban Memorial Forum Israel. The Si.x Day War proved "Those figures will let us know if in the Eagen Auditoriwn. them wrong." we should operate some houses we The implications of the Persian Rabin, however, cautioned that didn't take to I"001Il selection." Gulf War and its effects upon Is­ peace takes time, and he cited the Some students hoped to con­ rael and its Arab neighbors were peace process which led to the tinue to reside in their University the main points of Rabin's lecture. CamP David Accords in 1979. "It houses but were not allowed "Israel was born at war," Rabin took us five and a half years to have "I'm only going to be here for said. "Security for Israel means to that treaty concluded," Rabin said. half a year and it would have been be alive, and to live in peace means Roadblocks still remain, ac­ a convenience to stay here (Mercer to live in security for Israel." oording to Rabin, and much of the House)," said Dave Ursich, a jun­ Rabin, the_ youngest prime delay is due to Arab relations ior history major and resident of minister in the history of Israel and among themselves. the house. the first native-born Israeli Lo hold "There now is a danger to Jim O'Donnell, a junior elec­ that post, has dedicated his life to moderate Arab oil producing coun­ tric- engineering major, planned on the fight to continue Israel's exis­ tries," Rabin said. "S addam residing in Bradford House next Five University houses have been tentatively closed for the upcom­ tence. At age 19, he joined the Hussein has succeeded in becom­ year. ing fall semester. Shown in this picture is Tioga House, located Haganah. the Jewish undergr01md ing popular with poor Arab coun­ "They (Student Affairs) said across from Hazzouri's on Mulberry Street The four other houses anny, and participated in Israel's tries with no resources. He ap­ they'd send us to Montgomery are Cambria, Bradford, Monroe, and Mercer houses. Swdents are successful bid for independence in peared as the modem Arab Robin House, but we didn't like that idea upset due to some housing difficulties this has caused. 1947. He gradually rose through Hood. He showed what is the so we decided to move off (cam­ the ranks and became known as the unequal distribution of wealth in pus)." less of these students then last year, Affairs will house everyone on the military architect of Israel's vic­ these countries." Students in the five residences Morton said waiting list by the end of the se­ tory in the 1967 Six Day War. In "As long as he is in power, were given itrSt choice of rooms 'We have a few male and fe­ mester. 1968 Rabin retired from the army danger remains for the stability of after in-house selection, Morton male students on a waiting list •• Almost immediately after with the rank of lieutenant general the Gulf region." Rabin said said. status-very few compared to room selection ends, space starts and SCIVed as Israel's ambassador The enforcement of the United Loni Mills: a junior mathemat­ previous years," Monon said "If it to open up as people cancel their to the United States until 1973 Nations' resolutions and continu­ ics major and Cambria House resi­ looks like we will have to open room reservations," he said when he began his political career. ing the embargo of arms and the dent, expressed frustration :at the several houses, we will open them." Students cancel their reserva­ The government of Israel has a isolation of Iraq will bring Saddam time oonstraints placed on students "Some years we've had 90 tions for various reasons, Morton standing proposal since May 1989 Hussein down, Rabin continued given that option. female students and 30 male stu­ explained, opting to study abroad, for the 1.7 million Palestinians in Rabin cited the recent diplo­ "We didn't have time to look at dents (without housing)," Morton transfer to another oollege or drop the occupied territories of the West matic efforts of Secretary of State other houses.'' she said. "They said. out. Bank, East Jerusalem and the Gaza James Baker ill as a major step­ (Student Affairs) gave us one day's "This year we have approxi­ The new donns under construc­ Strip, Rabin said. ping stone toward lasting peace notice." mately 28 female and 4 male stu:. tion on Nevils' Beach will only "We look at them as legitimate when Baker visited the eight Some freshmen do not have dents." house incoming freshmen for the partners in the peace process, and moderate Arab members of the al- bwsing for next year, but there are Morton guarantees that Student upcoming fall. we have offered them free demo- (contlnued on page 8) Page 4 April.l8, .1991 THE AQUINAS Editor Managing Editor Production Manager Faculty Advisor Michael Tymczyn Keith Lanigan Laurence DufTy Carl Schaffer

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.. : ~ April 18, 1991 Page 5 officers Paradise (your classmates and like to have a trip to Great Adven­ MELISSA FRANCIS friends) what will you do? ture 'and an end-of-the-year picnic Then there was the Christmas (sorry, no kegs!) This article is not aimed at the Formal. We had an incredible tum­ I apologize that I missed a few entire junior class. This article is out-almost 500 people. Of course: weeks in the Grapevine this se­ directed at those class members almost 100 of that number mester. The situation has been who reside at the addresses pub­ CRASHED the dance before din­ rectified. · lished in mE AQUINAS on Mar. ner. Then these people had the However, when I wrote our 21. audacity to seat themselves at tables class's Grapevine contribution last However, I know that not all that were meant for couples who semester. I included our phone inhabitants of these houses were had paid for their tickets. Yes, we numbers EVERY WEEK. I begged responsible for the Letter to Box had a phenomenal turn-out. But for people to call us with ideas for D. I know who you are and I sym­ wait! Oh. yeah. I remember! There events, trips. etc. Take a hint. Give pathize with you, because a few was a cash BAR! Now I under­ me a call. Our class has approxi­ misinformed malcontents chose to stand. mately 800 students; we are 3 offi­ stoop to using your good names (or The .f:rrst event of this semester cers. We do not and can not know addresses as the case may be) to was a Juniors' Happy Hour with what is on each and every junior's convey their impotent point. free wings at Oscar's on March 7. mind unless you tell us. For those of you who were There was a reasonable tum-out, We also are not physicaily able "wondering when the junior class all the wings available on Mul­ to run every event on our own. We events were going to begin," I beny St were eaten. and everyone need help. suppose it is time to bring you up to was happy. · The reason the other classes date, since you obviously never I guess it took the second se­ have done so much is that they bothered to LOOK AROUND! I mester move to ..the bar" to get a have the support of their respec­ will begin at the beginning. In ref­ response. Then on March 20, we tive members. erence to the ..job we elected you held an afternoon of free pizza for I wish I could take the time and to do," where were any of you for all juniors in the Archives. Where space to list the names of those aass Elections last year? Granted, were you? who have called me and offered our ticket ran unopposed, but out help. I thank you; your effort is of a class of approximately 800 appreciated more than you know. students, a pathetic 47 showed up Maybe the authors of the letter in to vote. the previous AQUINAS will even­ The fact that no one else dem­ tually get a clue and follow your onstrated the enthusiasm or dedi­ example. cation to nm only leads me to be­ The .. light at the end of the lieve that you really don't care tunnel" comment was very poetic, enough to do something, only but why vent your unsubstantiated enough to sit back in your house, frustrations on officers of past let three people entertain you and years. then write letters to THE AQUI­ What's done is done, and, if NAS criticizing the job they do. you ask me, Brian, Scott and On Sept. 8, we held a Junior Debbie did a superb job last year, BBQ in Redington parking lot. We We had 15 to 20 juniors there. and Joe, Sal and Donna always had food fa 200 people. Approxi­ The rest of the pizza went to the gave ample effort to the job at hand mately 20 people were there. various students in the Archives. and made our freshman year excit­ Whee were you? Then, that very night, we had a ing. On Oct. 30, we held a Junior Juniors• Night at Cockeyed I will take this time to thank the Movie Night in the Archives. Oscar's. aass of 1992 fa the opportunity Maybe 30 people drifted in and out Foof s Paradise again demon­ to serve them. This year taught me all night; 3 or 4 of whom were strated their amazing talents, beer a great deal, maybe more than I juniors. Where were you? Oh. par­ was consumed and lo' and behold care to know. dal me, I forgot something: we did a CROWD of people showed their We have done the best that we not serve BEER there. Maybe that support (moreso fa the Anheiser­ could within our limited budget explains why you would not attend Busch company than for anyone and resources; the people who these events. else). count know this. Well, I regret to inform you that If any of you had taken the time I would also like to thank those we are Juniors, an

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SCOTT BIONDI

I am writing in response to last week's letter about the unhappy juniors. I was a cla.sS officer in 1989 and was shocked to hear that all those houses thought that elect­ ing me for sophomore class officer the Week", which brought about ':W:~ JC)j)e:.~·'-arid .iiin'Ses~: :- :J·atiriJ:i·J~m: a:):iiri,e~:-~t:S.twl,len'·~e. ,-l;iaVeJiroW~f.up,.:in. homes in: which was a mistake. I wish to defend my other classes doing ''House of the ~·hu('~a(f~:):-::~,·: .. ·.A~:··~Ci-'¥.::;~·:·pit''~~::Pf.i~~~.- _-. ~en~eilt:¥-~~:·,::~_·=.~~.i'.?{.dp.~m:s· oil ': S.tll~ J;'C! .. f:9.t>11failds'- hU1lcire:ds_:of I remembec fondly the weeks spent mug, or boxer shorts, or even the ;progratn.40'Vll olll":t1lfo~.lik~:·~.::)'ii,vol~~J~tasles::.:~~.:il1~ons ,of :;·thousands;.~;>£ ,real ,people~ pow-. discussing glasses, decorations, ere. It seems that many people don't ~:= Ia~~::on: or =.;t~T.~r·'~~~~:.;=:.~:.-::-:tq;~~~:fw~~tr#~.~~=:':::·.~~:::'~t~.~'j_;r~=:: remember the smaller events ei­ two events. Not only did we per- ~:iq~:·:O.~;~~~.('l.Jl:e,·:F~:~~·-· _:;:@It~~)'~1>.l~,~~;a~l,:,ooy~.sell '.:·":ha'p{)~e~s~ ,an.d· ":warmt~!· and ther. I'm still getting thank you form these duties, but we were also ,'~tif;~:,:~~J'iS,'f~&'eiJ.ougli:tO <.tfiei:(')~odie,~: J<):::;.=:gre~~Y-: ·chil.~· ..: ~sel(~reem·~-.~for:thein· as_~- cards from all the local pizzerias assigned to Programming Board :make/any· lhiid:'ghider<,~ith·:a:n ... ':·mol~·:wllile.. f~~·:.witli':two li.~al .'as.: blue hair on a Stmatox:~s because of the numerous pizza parties that we tan; andi ~~e f= old fresh- .~r~!t~j~'t~~£~~i:ta4~~--:: .. :::~TcJrit~~%,~~~:;~ ~~.. ·.:·:·=#~:~~~~at~~~~ We even lried off-the-wiill ideas men officers or this year's officers. :ui'ter:nov~ltj,--·_of"'~metlW!ifno .' ·'·:~bile'mcalculaQl~::~·or.a.ble . Al~~ peop~e .to ·~hom we now like showing the movie Jaws at the but we did the 0est job we could ·:~.jjiis;:'eyer~. ~::Uiiilgiiied.:·iS--:: .. _'s~(i~i:(g~~.:~ltb:<:)ui ~udati()n· :_ deny.-eXis~t:e:·Yau· oon~t need to because had faith in us. It's too . ' ... :., .· :·with.·'liD ::·:':'~J)Oack''·Of:!Undi be·:a ·.liberal to adminhat Byron Pool. I remember the em­ "\ :you ·~&.".;.;,:,•':'tO.::nlake ...... '!IllY .. one...... "...... , .· ...... : .-·: :. . . fialnin. g . . . barrassment of explaining why I bad all those houses feel that way, :Ji:rla@l#6it ''sighi·'iri:':: awe~· ';Furiily ... :. ::ad.;:_·:.,;oown-:jheii.:.pan,fi:.ind_ aef~te .00: Xou can:even'gei il:maniCure after- I guess people also forgot the it's too bad However, I don't ap- ·yaJic(:d:::{t~; Jich.est) ):oiititiy.. :m-),::'t¥-!Io\Viii:~~~ ~:men>wipe: theli: :. :wald ':J:l!S.~ recognize'. that you nave lrips we r.m. Evecyone bad a good preciate scmeone scolding me for ~dieiw~~~J¥.y~,~iW.oi~:tli~ :b.E:,allt}i .. \\~,~~lh.:;t¥: ..fu.:iq~e·~·class~ And' ·:; that:luxur)'~ ·while some people time at Great Adventure in the be­ my hard worlc:: and dedication. I !~h.I;ii,Q:p4:be.P~~ i¢ij'rlte,-·.~:. '::'\\fho ·~ .. we)o]?lanie.~? we·a.xe. · ·4on•t_¢ven.have the ~·luxury~! of a giming of the year. would also like to thank Brian Aloia '~~(~ ofiLArid)bey ·:~lsc( ··the.:· on.~ '~h((freely ·give up· our . :change of underwear.,.-and .don't Our white-water rafting trip cost and Debbie Simon for their bard '~. the.faci)li~;:at;:thiS;:p<>mt.i# ·:·.riiliii:JS:·tO-tlteir: j;ropagan (an­ dominated positions (i.e. mission­ unfairly given, improperly received out of the kitchen and bedrooms, zootn in on the breasts, and then other member of this band you ary). Most of the time we don't and just plain wrong. and into the universities and job flash to something else once they may have heaid of is Joan Jen). even realize when women are being As a fmal note, a scary incident markets. Don't be afraid to go to get to the face (unless of cour.;e she Anyway, when Miss Lita split from slotted into feminine positions with was p<>inted out to me recently by them. Neither being a homosex­ has lots of bright red lipstick on, in The Runaways, she headed towards the intent of keeping them "in the my good friend Al Crisafulli, a ual, nor being a radical feminist is which case there is a two or three a solo career. She released three home," "in the kitchen," or on their student at the University of Hart­ a pre-requisite for attendance. second focus on the lips.) Anyone mediocre albums, with the "musi­ backs. ford His feminism class was shown Paul Debraski is a senior commJ familiu with The Price is Right cal integrity principle" as her motto. "Hey mom, what's for dinner'?" a film they spliced the scenes from Eng/phil major from Hawtlwrne, will note a similu display tech- She was a musician, a guitarist, a Shop-Rite knows where to keep Sam Kinison's ..Wild Thing" NJ., and is, infact, ajeminist.

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Traditionally, graduate and the program at any time during the "The principle purpose is to honors students paid tuition and semester without penalty. allow our students to becOm.e in­ became involved with research for At the end of the term, the form volved with real live research that's crediL This new program allows is given to the registrar for tran­ being carried out by our faculty,'' any student to participate in tui­ script recognition. Research will Hogan said tion-free research. Students will be listed as course "99'' with the J. Timothy Cannon, professor not earn credit, but recognition will name of the department of study. of psychology. discovered a stu­ appear on their transcripts. Joseph J. Horton, dean of the dent research program while on Research possibilities can be School of Management, directed a sabbatical at the University of found in the faculty directory. The similar research program at Slip­ California at Los Angeles. He possibilities range from honey ant pery Rock University (Pa.). approached Richard Passon, pro­ studies with John R. Conway, ..1 think that it's a really great vost and vice president for aca­ professor of biology, to white col­ opportunity for students," Horton demic affairs, in March 1990 about lar crime research with David 0. said ..We have some really bright starting a similar program at the Friedrichs, associate professor of students here at the University of University. The University then sociology and criminal justice. Scranton. I'm very enthusiastic." 'Psych block scheduling started MARISEL RAMIREZ As a result, the psychology Students have to be careful of Assistant News Editor department was able to schedule Tuesdays and Thursdays." all classes into two rooms, he said "Block scheduling is commonly The pyschology d~partment, The new scheduling should used by many universities," along with the Registrar's Office. have included block scheduling of Buchanan said "It has some ad­ ~~~~~~~======. has started a new block schedule Monday, Wednesday and Friday vantages to students and faculty. '"""'-"'··•· Rabin, former prime minister of Isreal spoke on April 11. for Tuesday and Thursday classes. classes, but that ran into some "A major advantage is in terms 'The registrar decided to run an problems. of prepar.ation time. You always experiment on what is called a "At the time, we thought (the have one evening and a full day to P eace ------block schedule," said James P. registrar's office) we could give prepare," he said . . h . Buchanan, associate professor of the psychology department some This is also an advantage for (continued from page 3) in the region ~mce t. e nations psychology. "The pysch depart- unique code to make (the new students taking tests because there allied coalition to discuss peace in around the Arabian peninsula were greed ·th this.. scheduling) clear," Buchanan said is always a day in between to study thr ed by Ar b nei hbor ment a to go a1 ong WI : the region. eaten an. a Israg 1 The psychology department IS When that was not feasible, the the last lecture's material, he said ..The U.S., with these eight na­ ~ not _by a f~Igner or e . only instituting block scheduling department returned to the school's Faculty have another advantage. tions, has started new relations to 'Their expenences have caused on Tuesdays and Thursdays. original time schedule. They can prepare one lecture for increase the security of these coun­ them to wm:t to fi?d ways to over- "The initial schedule started "Recently, we decided to go different sections of the same class. tries," Rabin said come conflictsand like th theU S Arab-Is- ill be classes at 8 m· the mommg,· .. b ac k t o U mvCl"Sl· "ty tune" on M on- "The psychology department ''The U.S. told the poorer Arabs raeli c onfli . ct, ~. . .. w . Buchanan said "It was the ration- days, Wednesdays and Fridays to wanted to do it (institute block that the money and security is the dommant factor, Rabm smd ale of the registrar (that the block limit confusion," he said. "All scheduling), and we are testing it within the region. The rich Arab Rab~ favors Baker's concept scheduling) would provide extra numbers will correspond to nor- out." Buchanan said. "We'll cut countries should continue aid in of a regional conference under the · C mal tun" es even though I"t says a down potential problems that could . f th U S and the S . t class tune per room. lassroom • fmancial terms which will decrease auspices o e . . . ov.Ie space is at a minimum." different thing in the class listings. happen at registration." the instability places like Egypt Umon to start bilateral negotia------..--~--.....,----~---..,..------...., feel due to economic insecurity," ~~nsp~!~:n~el, the Arabs and Rabin said. ''This development will Mon. Only Valuable 1 Thurs. Only bring greater stability to the Per­ sian Gulf if these relations con- tinue." £b~i"i ~~:r~~ (~~:!{)! 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Hope Love and cdiC1: indoor sports, The ones you will two... Strike lhrccl! yw had a good Wcek.end -Troop Bev. Hills?? to haVe new format never get. DON'T BE A BANK! Keep laughin' babe... This summer will be DENISE S.: Y oo ttally screwed up! You threw CAN I GET YOU samething to drink - like awesome - only 5 weeks!! Love, Nellic away the guy who laves you more than any SODAS???? MATT'S EXOTIC DANCERS: Relieve lhe SANDY SNYDER thing in the world. Don't be so naive. MAY THE SACRED HEART OF JESUS be stress of exams the exotic way: Matt Mac:Gtane, Aquinas News Staff DEAR KEVIN: Thanks for putting up wilh me adored, glorified, loved and preserved, Steve Stainner, Ron Bozvhosk:i, Paul Casey for all this time. Just you wait, thcze is mae to throughout the world now and fcrcver. Sacred 341-3811. $25 a show. Straight from NY NJ come! Love alwa;ys, Jen Heart of Jesus have mercy on us. St. Jude club scene. The time is onee again approaching when students will have the APARTMEN'IS: 2 bedrooms fully furnished. wodter a miiacles- pmy for us. St, Jude Helper SUE: How the hell did you swindle your way opportunity to evaluate their professors, but this time they will do so Excellent condition. Reserve now for upcoming of the Hclpless - pray for us. into the :frmt seat again?? Thanks for being my under a new fonnat. semcsle:S. 348-6755. Mike Walsh 37 Snook St. Say this prayer 9x a day - It has never been co-pilot. Let's icnt Top Gun! Love, Nel Scnnton Pa. 18505. known to fail. Thank Y w St. Jude! ROOMS, BABE, RITA: Wouldn't trade ya The "'leW evaluations are a result of modifications to the old forms DR. BAUMANN: Yoo were the standard fa ATTENTION NICE GIRLS OF foe anyone-Hick! It's a wonderwelivetogether which ha~~ beeit used over the past several years. said Shirley M the HOTIEST professms! SCRANI'ON: My friend is sean:hing far one, - One Ftog ... Thanks for making me laugh. Adams, director of the Office of Instructional DevelopmenL A number SEAN MCVEIGH: where do you hide? SA and can't seem 10 find you. I you !hind yoo Love, Elmer HEY ET (UII·I MEAN VIRGINIA), ONLY qualify - please respond next week to K: Here's to the infmnuy ward girls! Don't of questi<.'JlS have been eliminated and others have been added based the good die young! 'J'bjilb for dissin' us. SEARCIDNG. you think we deserved lhe other bed? The on new research that has been completed on the old questions. HEY MB: You toe& smdcing bolh in Md'~ 111IRD FLOOR LYNETT: didn't we have a trooper rules! The kind of man we want to jac:la:t and in your black bra. CQ ball this weekend!!!! ma:ay does c:xist..-l.ove, M AlsO, statistics will be calculated differently than in past years, MEL: You'n:: as cold as ice! All-BABA and 407 SATURDAY'S BBQ was gn:at- Thanks! MK, THE CONCEITED, AGGRESSIVE, Adams said In the past, teachers were evaluated based on a national MEG We can't wait for Friday whistles. GUI'TER from Queens. WalCh wt for people norm. Now they will be evaluated based on a University nonn. In this CIIRISPY: Will you be doing dishes after the CLOSE THE DOOR we are talking about with the initials S.F.! dance? AI.. - .AAHH! so an:: we! WCY M.: I am n::ally a possessed demon doll way, the faculty will be compared to other faculty at the University, she MB - SPACEBAU.S: the movie... I have no T: 'l1fANKS BE FOR YOU. May Bubba and from hell and I'm going to kill you in your explained. · =poose to that. the Resident get a cllle. Love, R. sleep.• .Love, Brian upstair.~. Adams explained how course evaluations can improve faculty in­ MEL: Buy a new outfit far parc:ztts weekend. TilE GANG: Thanks far a wonderl'ul b'day. I PEARl.: Any Robert stories for us today?! MARY: Did yoo enjoy your Comflakes? ttally la~~e you!!! RIBS. Love, Amy strUction. Teachers who get lower evaluations can receive help in the O.P.: Pour same water on the floor and the AIL ABOARD TilE BENl'lo'ETT EXPRESS: LAUREN: Thanks for making my birthday so areas in which they have difficulty"from Jolm Mcinerney, professor of goldfish can swim. -Guess WOO? NEEEXXXTIT!I awt:some! Love Yc:ul Amy English; Mike Marino, professor of education; or Pat Rodney, profes­ sor of speech pathology. These professors are available to help faculty in specific areas in which they have a weakness. For example, Rodney helps faculty im­ prove their speaking skills. Others may visit teachers' classes and suggest ways to improve instruction if the teacher cannot pinpoint specific weaknesses. This year, about 35 to 40 teachers are receiving assistance in differ­ ent areas, Adams said Evaluations also cany weight in rank and tenure decisions. Such decisions are based 50 percent on teaching, 25 percent on research and 25 percent on community service. When the rank and tenure board looks at the teaching component, it looks at peer and student evaluations as well as dean evaluations, SII&.VE s ..oo Adams said Students are also encouraged to provid~ additional comxnents, she said, which are seen only by the instructor involved after the grading process is complete. Post-itTM Note Pads BRAND

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I don't know any Lisa. bashing Scrantal Men - Maybe if you did What she lives .in Casey Hall? I never met h:r-. Society, will reflect the spirit and sancthing to yomsdf instead « wrlling all !his, TO MIKE WHO TOLD niE continued achievements of a very yw would HAVE A MAN! PREPOSITIONAL JOKE at 309 North FUNK OUT WITII TliE NOISE! Sa2ntoo's Webster Saturday night • stop up at Casey select group of people-the students at sica puty ambusadas :rock 001 at "Moostcm « sometime. the University of Scranton. Schlock." Aprll19 in !he Archiws- show staJIS TO TilE MARGES: "I waf You" - Valaic at8p.m. JENNY JEAN SllJDY QUEEN- How abcut SOUL KliTENS :rock !he Ardlivea tanollOW 1cmc aflicc hounl7 In addition to identifying you as a pro_ud student, this VISA or MasterCard will night. ''Malstas on Schlock"- Show stallS at 8 JENNY JEAN STUDY QUEEN docs not p.m. want to be IMD&e, she wants to EXCELIII support your Alma Mater financially, each time you use it, at no cost to you. 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c 1990 Apple Computer, Inc Apple the Apple logo and Mac•ntosh are reg•sterec:J trademarks ol Appte Computer, Inc SuperDr•ve and "The power to be "tOur best' are tractetnarks ol Apple Computer Inc MS-005 1s a reg,srered trademark ol M.crosott CQtparat10n 0512 IS a registered trademark ol ll"'ternat•onal BusrrM't.s Mach•nes Corooraoon Page 13 April 18, 1991 -·· CoMMON ·GROUND Gavigan's Boston trip hailed -f iP a success by students CHRISTY MEYER significance in the American jump at the chance to attend a Aquinas Features Staff Revolution, Boston harbors sev­ Red Sox game at Fenway Park or eral landmarks to some of its see the Celtics play basketball at Many University students of­ favorite sons like Samuel Adams, Boston Garden. ten enjoy the cultural offerings of Paul Revere, and John Fitzgerald For shopping, the Faneuil Hall trips to New York City and Phila­ Kennedy. Marketplace boasts hundreds of delphia Yet the city of Boston, The U.S.S. Constitution, stores featuring The Disney Store roughly a five hour drive from whose undefeated naval record and a fiVe-story Limited. · Scranton, provides an exciting helped earn it the name ''Old Iron­ Street performers and cart ven­ weekend option often overlooked. sides," sits in Charlestown Navy ders often grace the marketplace A group of 40 students trav­ Yard and is open for public tours. in the warmer weather. elled to Boston April 12-14 on "a The Bunker Hill Monument and For nighttime fun, Boston of­ trip sponsored by Gavigan Col­ Boston Tea Party ship are also fers a variety of nightclubs, thea­ lege .. These Boston visitors en­ popular attractions. ter shows and busy local spots joyed the sights and sounds of The New England Aquarium, like Harvard Square. Patriot's Weekend, an annual with its 200,000-gallon circular fish The Boston Pops, the re­ local event highlighted by tank and popular dolphin and sea knowned orchestra conducted by Monday's running of the Boston lion show, is a favorite stop for John Williams, performs in May Marathon. tourists of all ages. and June. In fact, Boston seems tailored The Museum of Rna Arts and Many places .in Boston are to the college student with cam­ the Boston Museum of Science accessible by the "T" transit line puses h'ke Harvard, Boston Col­ also attract thousands of visitors and several trolley tours during lege, M.J.T. and Boston Univer­ annually. the daytime. sity located around the metropoli­ For the light-hearted tourist, "There's too much to do in tan area. Bull 'n' Rnch Pub, the inspiration Boston to spend just two days "I liked the city of Boston be­ for TV's Cheers, sits on Beacon and it can be very expensive," cause it had a great balance of Street just outside the beautiful said Maureen Fitzgerald, a so­ the old and new from historical Public Garden and ·Boston Com­ phomore from Albany, New York sites to shopping malls," said Jen mon. and a frequent visitor to Boston. Baus, a sophomore elementary Boston also boasts its own "One can definitely be intoxi­ Sophomore Brian candia works out a fall schedule at reg­ education major from Allentown. Hard Rock Cafe. cated with the atmosphere of istration on Friday. Reknowned for its historical Tourists and Bostonians alike Boston," Fitzgerald added. ROTC meets challenges during Spring Break

TRACEY McDEVITT The seniors, MS-4-'s, take the was the Leadership Reaction One activity called "recon" "I thought it'd be easier as a role of the officer. The seniors Course (L.R.C.). Squads of six to required cadets to go to a place to senior, but it was difficult in a While many students spent constantly scrutinized the juniors nine people were given a certain gather information or intelligence different way," McNally said. their Spring Break relaxing in Can­ during the FTX activities. amount of time, a limited amount and report it to higher command. Capt. Steven B. Bessoir, one cun or Florida, many ROTC While the juniors were being of resources and a task to accom­ The seniors had to prepare the of the officers in charge of train­ members were facing both men­ scrutinized by the seniors, the plish given the circumstances. activities in advance and sched­ ing, said he was pleased with tal and physical challenges. seniors also were being evalu­ ·The L.R.C.s require strength ule exercises all day. their performance, planning and The challenges were a part of ated by their offiCers for the ade­ and agility, said Tim Brown, a The cadet in charge of train­ organization. the Field Training Exercise (FTX) quacy of the job they performed. senior cadeVcaptain in charge of ing, Larry Blasko, a senior from "Things were planned 24- held at Fort Indiantown Gap in The F1X activities were a test public relations, who aiso tests Freeland, said the plan was to hours-a-day, and anything off Harrisburg from April 2-6. of what the cadets have learned cadets' ability to analyze situ­ challenge the cadets to the limits schedule would have affected the The FTX was focused on pre­ in the classroom. The cadets ations. of their physical and mental capa­ whole week," Bessoir said. paring the juniors, also referred to learned collective skills in the Thursday was dedicated to bilities. The· seniors planned the ac­ as MS-3's (military science-year classroom and at the FTX the using an M-16, the rifle currently "I would say we accomplished tivities, but the juniors were in 3), for advanced camp that will cadets put the skills into action in used in the army. For many ca­ that," Blasko said. "All the prior charge of getting the training and last five weeks and take place this the field environment. dets, this was the first time they planning paid off so it ran activities done. summer. At the camp, the MS-3's The first day of the FTX had a were able to fire a weapon on a smoothly." Matt O'Rourke, a junior cadet will compete with cadets from all series of obstacles which com­ range. "Being a senior, it was more from Northport, N.Y., said that on over the East Coast. prised a course referred to as Friday, from 8 a.m. to 1 a.m., mentally than physically challeng­ the way to the FTX, Capt. Bessoir The seniors have made it recondo. was the toughest part of the entire ing, whereas for the underclass­ said that they were going to be through the advanced camp and Rapelling t~es place on this excursion, both physically and men, it was more physicruly chal­ stressed from the time they left may wait to be commissioned. day and is designed to help ca­ mentally. lenging," said Chuck McNally, a until they r~tumed. O'Rourke said Their duty during the FTX is_cadet dets face fears of height. Some of the activities included senior from Philadelphia who was he was right. (continued on page 14) instruction. The next day, Wednesday, sniper fire and ambushes. the cadet in charge of supplies. Page 14 April 18,.1991 COMMON GROUND Plates boast school spi.rit

TIFFANY HUGHES Aquinas Features Staff

Robert P. Zelno, Director of Alumni_ Relations, has opened the University's affinity license plate program to the student community, faculty and employees. The license plate displays the University's emblem and the school's initials. Plates cost $20 and are available to Pennsylvannia State li­ censed drivers. Other schools such as Penn State, lehigh and Villanova offer similar plates. The ·program was originally designed for alumni, but has been opened due to the lack of anticipated response. Zelno is short 40 ap­ plications of his 500 applicant goal. .. _,,...,.,.. ... ,..,... v : --"--~~ The Bureau of Motor Vechicles requires 500 applications before they will consider making the plates. Zelno hopes that by opening the program, the project can be saved. ,.....,.,.. ' + -~ ' --~~-::«; "If we stop promoting this program, it's going to die," Zelno said. "I _i /' , '.. believe that in marketing something, the more you hit the public with the idea, the more chances you have to reach your goal." ":. ~~-~~.\' / .· Zelno is offering the opportunity to personally choose one's own li­ ::: ' ·...;- cense numbers, as an incentive geared particularily to students. The first 100 applicants are allowed to choose these numbers. He noted that low numbers are associated with prestige. Zaino gives the example that the Rev. J.A. Panuska's plate would probably read 00001. A senior could choose his graduation year to put on his plate. Students take advantage of a sunny day outside of Nevils Hall. Unfortunately, the most effective forni of advertising might never reach the public if the program dies. ·once these plates go on the cars, I know a lot of people are going Rattle your anatomy at the Bio Club bash to want one," Zelno said. "In our travels in and out of state, it would be nice to see not just a decal that anyone can get, but the plates that will identify a fellow member of the University family and display our pride MARY WELBY club president, the spring dance events as the Fall Ball, a club for the school." . · Aquinas Features Staff is "always a memorable occa­ picnic and an exotic animal ex­ sion." hibit. The Biology Club will sponsor "In my opinion," Cacciamani The club also features guest the Spring Fling, a semi-formal said, "It is one of the best times at speakers in the science field. dance, on Saturday, April 27 at the University." The Fall Ball, a semi-formal the Royce Hotel. He added that the ·spring Fling held first semester, was a tre­ The entertainment will be pro­ is an excellent occasion for stu­ mendous success with a great vided by a deejay and hers dents to relax and party with their turnout, Cacciamani said. LONDON. d'oeuvres Will be served. favorite faculty." TICkets, which will cost about ' Faculty from the science de­ The Biology Club is one of the $20 to $22 per person, wilr be on PARIS partment will be in attendance. largest clubs on campus. Mem­ sale this week. There will be a Members and non-members alike bers do not have to be science discount for club members. i WASHI:N"G'J;ON are encouraged to attend the Bi­ majors, it is open to anyone with Those who wish to attend I ology Club's finale of the aca­ an interest in science. may contact John Cacciamani SEMESTER/ SUMMER demic year. During the 1990-91 academic through the department secretar­ According to John Cacciamani, year, the club has offered such ies in Loyola Hall. ACADEMIC YEAR PROGRAMS GRENOBLE COR TON A CYPRUS HAIFA LONDON MADRID MADRID MONACO PADUA Cadets endure physical, mental strain NIGER PARIS I OXFORD USSR/E. EUROPE (continued from page 13) learn everything gradually instead cadets thought this FTX was PADUA Bessoir said the job of training of all at once when I'm a 3," Ti­ challenging, they should 1ust wait an officer entailed maximizing the erney said. for the next one~" For program details complete the coupon below and mail tt to : stress to see how the cadets react. The freshmen and sopho­ "It was actually fun,• Chao said, Boston University­ Bessoir said the various stress mores served as both the oppos­ "but I didn't realize it until it was all International Programs factors, such as the lack cl sleep, ing force and on the squads led by over." 232 Bay State Road dried rations and poor weather the juniors. Boston, MA 02215 may cause the cadets to react "This gave them a view of both • (617) 353-9888 differently under varied situations. sides to make it more interesting," ~---:~~---;~~~~-~~~~ _London _eonona •As a junior you have to know Bessoir said. Address------_Paris _Cyprus your stuff so you can properly Sophomore cadet Mei Cheo _Washington _London City Semester/Academic Year _Madrid lead the MS-1's and MS-2's, • said she learned a lot on the FTX :Phone _Grenoble _Monaco O'Rourke said. and agreed that her involvement _Haifa _Padua College/University----- Madrid Paris Jeanne Tierney, a freshmen would help her when she goes on =Niger _USSRIC. Europe _Summer _Fall _Spring 19__ _Oxford cadet from Staten Island, N.Y. her next FJX, scheduled for the _Padua volunteered to go on the FTX. weekend a April 26. "By going as a freshman, I can Bessoir commented that if the BOSTON UNIVERSITY .April 18, 1991 ' Page 15 ·C··()_-M M 0 N GROUND Worthington Scranton's 'second founding' University benefactor recognized

LEO MANGLAVm sion of the University at a crucial The Scranton brothers were English Department period. · late elements in that migration, by In 1942, a group of Jesuits way of New Jersey. During 1990, the city of Scran­ arrived from Fordham to rescue a They revitalized what was then ton quietly observed the 150th faltering institution from the grow­ called Slocum Hollo in the early anniversary of its naming by the ing problems of staffing and fi­ 1800's and launched the iron and Scranton family. nancing faced by the Christian coal industries which would build One recent scion of that fam­ Brothers, the original administra­ this part of the state. ily, Worthington Scranton, is not tors. By the time Worthington was fully known or celebrated, but it Eventually students may learn finishing Yale (B.A, 1898) and was he, who in 1941, bequeathed that Worthington Scranton was Harvard Law School (1901), the the new campus of the University, the father of former congressman, family business interests had around which the school has governor and United Nations am­ acquired steel, railroads, utilities _continued to grow. bassador William Warren Scran­ and numerous other enterprises. His gift was a second found­ ton. Upon the death of his tycoon ing, completing Bishop William Named after his maternal father, William Walker Scranton O'Hara's dream when he laid the grandmother, Worthington was (1844-1916), Worthington, as an original Saint Thomas College cor­ born in 1876 in the city developed only son, became president of Jhe nerstone on Wyoming Avenue in by his ancestors, George and family's principal business at the 1888. Seldon Scranton. time, Scranton Gas and Water But who was Worthington John Scranton left Guilford, Co., later merged into Pennsylva­ Scranton? England in 1637 and arrived in nia Gas and Water Co. Not a Catholic, he nonethe­ Boston before going on to Con­ He married Marian Margery less envisioned this school as a necticut. Warren in 1907, and the new community asset and educational Following the removal of the family, induding future statesman resource for all the people. His Delaware Indians from northeast­ William Warren Scranton (born significant gift-family home, now em Pennsylvania just prior to the 1917), lived in the mansion of the called The Estate, and surround­ Revolution, Connecticut settlers old Scranton Estate. dog Emmett Mclaulln and Bill Pratley watch as their Zeus ing grounds and ancillary build­ came to develop the Wyoming The restored mansion was drinks out of the fountain. ings-allowed that initial expan- and lackawanna valleys. (continued on page 11)

Student ministers liven liturgies -~, $50 MONO $50 J BRIDGET McMAHON "When students see their Thomas Sheeran, a senior minis- ) Aquinas Features Staff classmates serving as student ter of hospitality and Sacristan for ' Have you had mono within the past ministers, they see that liturgy Madonna della Strada Chapel. · ( month? If so, your plasma can make Daily· liturgies, Sunday and Campus Ministries is not just Many of the issues discussed ' Masses, and special liturgies are for Jesuits and that you don't have by homilists or handled through ( a valuable contribution to research well-attended by the student body to be a saint to be involved," he the music at liturgies reflects the ( and earn you $50 at the s_ arne time. and are a key in creating a com­ added. events and challenges whicha ffect munity atmosphere on campus. According to Kathy Kanavy, a the students' lives. ( Call : Scranton Don~ Center ) The group of students who form minister of liturgical music and an Liturgies have helped students ( 116 N. Washington Avenue ) Campus Ministries play a signifi­ associate campus minister, this to overcome loss, deal with the ~~~~~,::z,:::c~~~C!5=:2'344

MARK SULUVAN sters of Schlock I," will feature fiVe In the late '70s and· early '80s Aquinas Features Staff of the areas top alternative bands. the Replacements, R.E.M. and The Soul Kittens and The the B-52's were touring the coun­ Over the past three months I Noise/ will represent the Univer­ try playing at colleges to anyone contacted members of the most sity and Wilson's Wad<'os, Option who would listen. popular alternative bands and and 3 Days Dead will represent The Replacements began as asked them if they could play at the area The concert is free and a hard-core band to coming out of the University. will last from 8 p.m. to 12 a.m. the Minneapolis music scene. R.E.M., the Replacements, The purpose of the concert is R.E.M. and the B-52's started and the B-52's agreed to perform to unite the Uhiversity music scene at the University of Georgia The on the same date to create one of with the area's alternative music B-52's acted and dressed obnox­ the greatest triple bills ever to play bands. iousiy and played strange music a college campus. Many of the young local bands that tried to make everyone get The only problem was I forgot have a difficult time getting oppor­ up and dance. to check with Student Govern­ tunities to play at the University. The Noise/ is not far from the ment, who already booked a '60s The concert will feature alter­ early B-52's in spirit. cover band for that day, and the native bands that do originals. Currently, The Noise/ is trying dream concert had to be Stylistically, the music will be a to shake its basketball game cancelled. departure from the other bands image. My far-fetched attempt to that have played here. They were not the University breathe life into the Scranton Support for this type of show is pep band but a band that played music scene fell short, but this of the utmost importance because at basketball games. Friday night in the Archives John it is small concerts that give young They have written many origi­ Pantle's idea will become reality. bands the boost they need to get nals in addition to some strange Option Is one of the bands performing on Frid8y night. The concert, dubbed "Mon- started. covers. ,Out of Time, splits R.E.M. between audiences

MARK SULUVAN R.E.M.'s classic sound has always been audible of the additions. Their effective­ "," with guest vo­ Aquinas Features Staff built on the very tight rhythm section of ness is a matter of personal taste. Strings cals by Pierson (who else would sing about and , 's tend to smooth out some of the band's shiny, happy people) is one of R.E.M.'s Prior to the release of Out of Time, jangling rhythm guitar and Stipe's deep rough edges. best dance songs. R.E.M. found itself in a very awkward grainy voice. This sound is intact after The songwriting on the album is strong The most interesting on the album position between their old cult following being tampered with on Green. and more varied than past albums. The is ".• rt is a country song and their current magazine cover stardom. 01 Out of Time , their sound has gotten album kicks off with the funky "• complete with pedal steel guitar except The question surrounding the release of much bigger. They list two additional· with rapper KRS-1 making a guest appear­ that it is built around a shimmering wall of this album was, "What will it sound like?• members, Bertis Downs and , ance. feedback. It sounds like typical R.E.M. surrounded in the credits, but in the song-by-song The second song '1..osing My Religion• The only song that does not work is by organ, strings, horns and mandolin. credits their names don't appear. They are is a strange pick for a first single because "Half a World Away- which is "World Leader R.E.M.'s style has always centered not included in the picture of the band there are other catchier songs on the al- Pretend• and "Swan Swan H• aU over again. around contrasts. They, especially Michael either. Rapper KRS-1 and B-52s singer bum. . R.E.M. has recovered from the pop Stipe, try to make serious political and Kate Pierson make guest appearances. "• does give a clear· attempt of Geen and seems headed in a artistic statements, but still retain southern The addition of strings, horns, organ indication of the new direction the band more mature polished sound at least for casualness with a sense of humor. and mandolin don't overpower the songs. has taken. The instrumental "Endgame• now. This is evident on the cover art of Out of It seems as if R.E.M. just added the extras with Stipe on bass melodica sounds like . Since their sound differs from abum 1D Time. The band's name and album title are to say "we are changing our sound •.. take it shopping center music but placed between abum, fans who do not like this can hope written on a yellow ribbon. Is ·it a political or leave it.• "• and "Shiny Happy for a different approach on their next al­ statement? The strings and organ are the most People• it works. bum. The Windhover is looking fer staff members foc the 1992 Yearbook. All applications must be returned to Student Affairs er Campus Mail- Box B by May 15.1991. You will be oontacted fer an appointment befcre you leave foc the year. Positions:

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JOHN c. NORCROSS law of the Provinces: Do not think external consultants, no matter miles of a landfill and never trav­ between treatment sessions, such Psychology Chairman you are somebody. how expert. Rather, the person eled beyond the Wyoming Valley. as having the patients review ob­ If you were someone, you employs archaic local practices­ Fortunately, clinical research jective evidence indicating that l)p you suffer from Scrantoni­ would not be here On $cranton). -though notoriously unsuccess­ has demonstrated that brief psy­ their community is one of the best tis? Second, a fixed belief that ful-to remediate contemporary chological treatment can reverse places in which to live in the United Behavioral scientists have re­ one's community is impossibly re­ problems. the course of the tongue-in-cheek States. cently been able to reliably iden­ moved from contemporary met­ Lastly, a stable mood consist­ disorder of Scrantonitis. Although Eclectic therapy, likewise, tify ar:d differentially diagnose a ropolitan life. For example, New ing of low-level depression, the absence of biological target combines behavioral directives, mental disorder specific to a lim­ York and Philadelphia are viewed, chronic inferiority, unremitting symptoms renders antidepres­ for example, having the patient ited geographic locale that has literally and figuratively, as being stubbornness and mild hopeless­ sant medications ineffective, visit other areas of the country to afflicted thousands of area resi­ 1,000 miles away. ness. controlled trials have found cog­ make realistic comparisons, with dents for decades. Third, a construal of healthy Predisposing factors are hav­ nitive therapy and eclectic ther­ insight-oriented processes, for The factitious disease of self-esteem and community pride ing: been raised in Scranton (or apy effective in over 80 percent of example, becoming aware that Scrantonitis, also known as ,he as vices. Repressing the need to Carbondale); been educated . in cased treated to date. Scrantonitis is eSsentially a self­ Scranton death wish" and "Scran­ achieve produces unconscious Catholic schools; been segre­ Cognitive therapy entails cor­ perpetuating vicious cycle. The ton masochism,• is charaderized sabotage of community develop­ gated by nationality or ethnicity recting dysfunctional thought realization that we, ourselves, by the following clinical features: ment projects. · by means of imaginary borders; patterns, such as the irrationality coll9ctively create Scrantonitis is First, a residence in northeast­ Fourth, a denial of any per­ .ttended one or more recently that positive seH-talk is sinful, and the first step in eradicating this em Pennsylvania for 12 or more sonal recognition or community •osed schools; lived within two assigning homework assignments dreaded disorder. months, including at least one satisfaction. winter season and one general Instead, the patient experi­ election. .., ences perverse pleaSure in enu­ Next. at least 3 of the following - merating the disadvantages and 5. symptoms: failures of him/herself as well as First, a pathological modesty his/her environs. bordering on self-denigration. Finally, a refusal to trust or RUTGERS- NEW BRUNSWICK Known to Midwesterners as the value the recommendations of Summer Session 1991 Founder's r,:,., .. ,_,. .___ ,__ G.EN___ ER •·L· . donations I;;:~~t~i!Bw: the.=Jasf. : .... isStie'S=:·. . .· . ::wiiiiia'f>$o..:: .. '·=·. ph()m¢_re -Morgan qra,yJor, uncovered wtlo:,,:Q:>rre¢.t~Y.·, identified:=· the:·

(continued from page 15) .t-t~~~e=~~::::k;;=iJcii~;::':~::· used as a Jesuit faculty residence p=rbkecftrom . ·.· .. . .. ·a- P,OP.··--= uJai:·movie.. ·. ··-·· from 1942 until the opening of shOwiri ···:.at ··:1heatei'S. :nation.:· Campion Hall in 1987, with the GRE I GMAT Prep Scranton home now containing Intensive evening and weekend offices for the Graduate School and the Provost, among other courses for in-depth review of the academic functions as well. mathematics and verbal skills necessary Philanthropy and civic affairs have always been a concern of for success in these exams. the Scrantons, and Worthington was no exception. There is little biographical material on Worthington Scranton. Plus more than 900 undergraduate and He was not prominent enough graduate courses in all major disciplines when Thomas Murphy's history of Lackawanna County was pub­ lished in 1928. Both landmark For a catalog call 1-800-HI-RUTGERS works abound in Scranton family ::-:·f-tHtS:':WEf:K~$'-'QYQlE!_. genealogy, but Worthington was just coming into prominence. Little has been written since his death in 1955, except in refer­ ~~-f~~~ ence to the University or to his other namesake, the Worthing­ ton Scranton Campus of Penn THE STATE UNIVERSJlY OF NEW JERSEY State. A full account of Worthington RUTGERS Campus at New Brunswick Scranton, the last ~ of indus­ try" in the ,Scranton lineage, wciuld reveal many successes in his career. Page 18 April 18, 1991

Rugby Powers to fourth The Norsemen were defeated faced University of Maryland, by Navy in second round playoffs who eventually won the tourna­ of the Cherry Blossom Tourna­ ment and are currently Eastern ment in Washington, D.C. this Coast Rugby champions. Scran­ weekend Scranton finished fourth ton and Maryland traded penalty among sixteen teams. kicks to tie the game, 3-3, at Scranton struck first against halftime. Navy on a penalty kick by Pete Late in the second half the Power. Navy's backs responded Terrapins scored a try off of by breaking through Scranton's eight man slip on a serum down defensive line to lead 6-3. Scran­ the five meter line and kicked the ton followed with a try by Billy conversion to defeat the Scranton LaFond, who broke Navy's de­ Norsemen 9-3. fensive line on a five meter line­ ..The score was controversial. ouL Power converted on the kick The Maryland player was tackled to put the Norsemen up at halftime on the line. It depended on 9-6. the ref placed the ball," said rugby But Scranton couldn't keep up secretary Pat McDermott. with Navy. In the last five min­ Scranton was able to regroup utes, Navy scored two tries, two for their third game as they de­ conversions and two penalty kicks feated George Washington Uni­ to win 24-9. versity, 13-10. GW lead 6-0 after In the first round of the play­ a try scored on a breakaway and offs, Scranton faced Georgia. successful two-point conversion. Scranton took an early lead, 3-0, But Scranton tied it when McDer­ on a penalty kick by Power. 1he mott, a flanker, recovered the ball Bulldogs were able score a ny and from a maul and passed to Trevor the ·conversion to gain a 6-3 lead. Anderson, who placed the ball · Bob Schlichtig dove on the the try zone. Power converted the ball in the try zone after the ball two-points. came loose from a five meter GW broke ahead, 10-6, when Photo courtesy of Sunday Sun serum down and Power connected one of their flankers scored any. on the two-point conversion as Scranton pulled within one on a Scranton won 9-6. penalty kick by Power. P J. Gat­ The Norsemen fmished 2-1 in toni scored the winning try by Saturday's preliminary play. They breaking through the GW line cleared the bases and gave the Red homestand th~t extends defeated Virginia Tech in their receiving the ball after a ruck. Sox a 5-1 lead. Wednesday, the Red Barons frrst game, 12-6. Power converted John Urban added another try Once Mickey Morandini struck Mauser settled down to retire not feel the slightest urge to two penalty kicks and a two-point on a scnun down and Power added to end the Scranton/Wilkes­ 12 of the next 14 batters he faced the panic button so early. conversion and LaFond scored a a two point conversion to provide Red Barons 7-3 loss to the before Red Barons' manager Bill With only two players try after receiving the ball from the fmal margin of nine. IPa•wrutck•~t Red Sox on Wednes­ Dancy replaced him with Rocky ing from last year's starting Schlichtig on five meter line-out 'We played some of the tough­ a small ring of boos emanated Elli in the seventh inning. Dancy has had to shufile and to provide Scranton's points. est powerhouses on the east coast," the smattering of fans left of Designated hitter Ken in the new deck of players In the second game, Scranton McDermott said. 4858 paid ·attendance. Lindeman's towering homerun Phillies organization has laid Boos-so quickly and early in over the left-<:enter field wall in the for him. Women's Varsity·. captures ·first season. Morandini, who batted When the Red Barons opened after making his major league The Women's varsity crew de­ rowers time on Saturday. Dowl­ first homestand of the season Aug. 31, returns to the Red feated Dowling University in a ing: had a time of 9:16.48 com­ jM•:>nclay with a 9-4 win over the at second base but has struggled 2,000-meter race on Sunday at St. pared to Scranton's time of ..-a.w.,..... ,... "'. Red Sox, they were H~ the plate with a .219 average. John's hlvitational in Long Island 9:24.72. The two teams were close jerr.lbruicirlg on their best start of the This year's squad, with Sound. Scranton had a time of the entire race. 1he Coast Guard in team history at 4-3. BAIIJNS Peguerro, first baseman Jeff 7:36.03 and was nearly three boat team won the race in a time of However, the Red Sox have tewald and Kim Batiste proiiilO'tedl lengths ahead of Dowling at the 8:26.03. different plans since Monday. sixth inning and centerfielder Julio from the Phillies' AA ..... ~ ...... R finish. Each individual of the The men varsity eight-man the doormat of the Triple-A Peguero's carbon copy shot over franchise, shows both the eightman boat received a medal boat also raced on Saturday in the ~<"'-',...... ,~. the Red Sox displayed the right field wall in the seventh Dancy must deal with as well and the team won a cup. Manhattan hlvitational. They fin­ the last two games its new cut the Pawtucket lead to 5-3. the Phillies' first large step ..Since it was so close on Sat­ ished fourth of six boats in the as an offensive power, adding However, Red Sox manager Butch focusing on their fann system urday we knew we had a very 2,000 meter race. 6-4 win over the Red Barons Hobson placed ace reliever Jeff tivation for major league talent. good chance of winning on Sun­ Fordham finished first fol­ to the small winning Plympton in the game with two So far, the rebuilding move day," said Women's Varsity Crew lowed by Rensselaer and Fordham outs in the eighth inning, and worlced with Peguero President Laura Fleck. 'We just B. Scranton's time of 7:57. 00, Phil Plantier, last season's Alii­ Plympton wasted no time snuffing Grotewald hitting .265 and gave it our all on Sunday." also slow due to the heavy head­ home run leader, went 4-for- any rally sparks Peguero's leadoff effectively replacing Victor Dowling had beaten the Scran­ wind, was good enough to fmish Wednesday, complementing his single in the ninth inning may have sario at shortstop. ton varsity boat on Saturday at the in front of Maritime and King's ~-~.v•-.J. one homerun performance caused. · Dancy's squad will get Manhattan Invitational which also Point. previous night, to lead the Red Despite the loss and a 3-5 over­ chance to improve on those took place on the Long Island Both the men and women will to their f"lfth win in seven all record, Scranton/\Villces-Barre, hers when they open a umee-s!anlel Sound. row in the LaSalle Invitational the Philadelphia Phillies' AAA stint with the Syracuse A severe headwind slowed the this weekend in Philadelphia. Red Barons' pitcher Tim affiliate, remains in third place in Toronto Blue Jays AAA antllatleJ was roughed up early for the International League Eastern 7 pm. tonight at the Lac:ka•wmmal runs in the game's fJI'St three Division. County Multipwpose Stadium Both stories written by TERRY SHIELDS pDIJilllg:s, as a three-run double by With only three games passed Montage Mountain Road Aquinas Sports Editor Mlcke:v Pina in the third in their season-opening Moosic. A~ril 18, 1991 . Page 19 ~itf®W&E1%~llli~W®l~~@i1110tlt1iEili¥JffiWWiliiiili!i@m@IIfffJftl1ffUWiNI! S'PORTS Royals' tennis smashes r Wilkes Montclair St. halts CHRIS GRAHAM the first five matches. But in the on Thursday. Aquinas Sports Staff last couple of matches the team has The Lady Royals dropped only been finishing strong," said Mens' one set against Wilkes on Tues­ Scranton's win streak Both· the men's and women's Head Coach Jolm Seitzinger. day. Krissy Killiany dropped only tennis team defeated Wilkes Uni­ one game the entire match in In the FDU match, six of the J.J.FEENEY total points (27 goals and 2S as­ versity on Tuesday afternoon. The cruising a 6-0, 6-1 victory. All nine matches went. t~ a third set to Aquinas Sports Staff sists). men won. 8-1, to improve their ·and the Royals won all six. In the three teams by scores double won ''Despite playing poorly in the record 3-4 and the women swept to Wilkes match, the Royals· won all of6-1, 6-2 The men•s lacrosse team im­ first half, we were able to pull off all Dine matches to improve their four matches that went three sets. The women are currently sec­ proved it•s record to 4-7 overall by the win. In fact our team should record to 3-1. Teny Kossegi is currently 4-3 ond in the conference standings. winning two of three games in the have beaten them by more points if The men. despite strong court However, because of a schedul­ - but has won his last four matches. past week. The Royals defeated we had played solidly through! the play, were edged by Elizabethtown, The doubles team of Mike Vaselli ing conflict they will be forced to Haverford, 11-8, and Dickinson, 11- whole game," Fayo said. S-4, last Thursday. They beat Far­ and Chris Parisi, both freshman, fOifejt their match against Kings, 2, before dropping a close contest to ''Our goalie, Ryan Monahan has leigh Dickinson-Madison last Sat­ have also won their last four after who are CUll'eritly ranked fii'St Montclair St yesterday, 17-12. played tremendously throught the urday by an 8-1 score. dropping their first three. · The women will be at Eliza­ Scranton was winning 12-8 going season. Against Dickinson he only "We really didn't close -out in The men will host Muhlenberg bethtown on Thursday. into the' last quarter against Montclair gave up two goals, a new school St, but a three minute non-releas­ record for the least amount of goals able illegal stick penalty against the given up in a game;• Fayo said. DeFarro D)astering collegiate ·transition Royals allowed Montclair St. to On Saturday the Royals de­ score four unanswered goals. stroyed Dickinson College, 11-2 PAT GUINAN out of ten teams at the Susquehanna Scranton went on to defeat "The penalty hurt us bad,•• said Ron Caputo lead the attack with Aquinas Sports Staff Invitational Tournament on March Ursinus College on April 12 at . Coach John Fayo. three goals while Michels added 26. Senior Jolm O'Brien shot an Limerick C.C. DeFarro and Ryan Steve Michels had three goals three assists to give the Royals the The men's golf team is eotmt­ 85, and freshman Ray MacDonald shot 79 a piece to lead the Royals. and three .assists to lead the Royals. lop-sided victory. DiMicco and ing on youth to carry them into followed by one stroke with an 86. 'The more matches our fresh­ Tun o•Hora had three goals and two Darrow pumped in two goals each. MAC championship play. The Sophomores Jody Healey and Joe men play, the better they will assists, Ross Darrow also contrib­ ''We played four solid quarters young squad is headed up by fresh­ Ryan dropped in 87 each for the get" Karpovich said. uted three and Mike Duke, Brendan against Dickinson College and our man Broce DeFarro, who has lead Royals. Out of a 22 school conference, McCahan and Joe King each added good performance was reflected in the team to its mid season record of Overall, Scranton scored 427. Karpovich rates his team in the one. the score. Even though Caputo and 7-S. Western Maryland College won top eight He named Dickinson, Last Wednesday the Royals faced Michels were being double teamed, "Because John O'Brien and the tournament with an overall Wilkes and Western Maryland as Haverford. Scranton lead 6-5 de­ the rest of the squad picked up the Jody Healey are our only players score of 395. the top teams in the MAC. The spite a poorly played first half. slack; particularly our defense;• with collegiate experience, tbis will On April 4 at Wilkes Barre championship tournament will be Strong performances were given by Fayo said. be a rebuilding year," said Coach Municipal Course, DeFarro shot a held on April 26. junior attackman Michels, who has The Royals will face Gettysburg Ed Kaipovich. ''But our freshman 79, again leading the Scranton "There are a lot of matches 49 total points this season (22 goals· tbis Saturday ~ 2 p.m. Gettysburg have made a good transition from squad Jody Healey followed with left, and I think we will suprise and 28 assists), and midfielder Ron is ranked third in the nation in Di­ high school to collegiate golf. •• an ·87. The Royals split the match, some teams," Karpovich said. Caputo, who leads the team with 52 vision llL This transition is evident in finishing ahead of Miserachordia, Scranton•s next match is April • DeFarro's play. He shot a team but falling to a veteran Wilkes 18 at Lebanon Valley C.C. and lntramurals· · in the :News ~ low 82 as Scranton finished fifth squad. then Wilkes. Silver Bullets take on Marywood The Silver Bullets, a "B" League intramural basketball team, went to Marywood College on March 19 to take on the men•s all­ star intramural team. Despite a late fii'St half and early second half comeback by Marywood, the Silver Bullets were able to hang on to win 91-79. Bob Ostrosky had 25 points followed by Rich Conrad with 21 and Ken Olcrepke with 19. Marywood was lead by Tun McHugh's 21 points. The Rec Staff would like to thank the Silver Bullets for participating in this extramural event

In other intramural news, 417 N. Irving dominated this years House war•s events by winning three of the four events. They de­ feated 420 Quincy in the volleyball championship by a score of 16- 14; 438 N. Webster in walleyball; and 426 Madison in the relays. 420 Quincy defeated 438 N. Webster to win the basketball event All events were Co-Ree. ' On April 21 the Byron Rec Staff will sponsor an Anything Goes Competition. Anyone wanting more information can contact the WHY Rec Office at 941-6203. Here are brief summaries of Spring intramural sports: Basketball: The Sporting .Chubbies (6-1) lead the A League SUBSC•• RS ALWAYS while the Renegades (7-1) and Demolition (4-1) are on top in B. Rwn Runners (/-0), FAGS (6-0), Pumping Pom:hcs (6-0), Team GET THE BIG PICTURE Phlegm (8-0) and the C League Champs (7-0) lead the C division. Women's Basketball: No Clue and the Rec Rats (both 7-2) lead the competitive league while Strange Brew and Chubbetts (both 4- 0) lead the Rec league. Volleyball: Playoffs start Tuesday, April 23 Walleyball: Playoffs are underway with Ground Zero going head to head with the Weenie Wallen; while the Indigo Boys and Girls will take on Team USA Monday, April 22. Racquetball: Playoffs start Wednesday, April 24 THE AQUINAS April 18,1991 Cresho's grand slam ignites Lady Royals

JEN KELLY taken the two from Kings, but I Aquinas Sports Staff give Kings a lot of credit- they hit solidly," said Head Coach Joe The Lady Royals softball team Saporito. · split a doubleheader against King's While the Lady Royals opened College on Tuesday afternoon. the season to a slow start, they After a 6-3 victory in the first game, have of late rebounded by making the Royals fell in the second game, lineup changes and by reworking 9-6. the kinks that have emerged. The loss ended an eight game "Right now we are having a few winning streak for the Lady Roy­ specific problems, but once we get als, who currently post a 9-7 rec­ those out of the way we can start ord. worrying about performing well Junior Justine Dixon started on again," said Assistant Coach Johh the mowxi in the fll'St game. Sopho­ -Graneelli. more Cathy Miller relieved Dixon On Saturday Scranton knocked after two innings of play, and went down Division II Philadelphia on to earn her third win of the Pharmacy, S-0, 11-0. season. "Basically playing as a team In the third inning King's did it for us," Granelli said. scored, but Scranton quickly re­ The game against FDU-Madi­ sponded. With bases loaded and son was postponed to a later date two outs, Junior Mary Ann Cresho due to inclement weather. nailed a grand slam horne nm to "It will probably come down to left center to drive in four runs. the FDU-Madison game for the The Royals scored two runs in the division title," Saporito said. forth. Kings rebounded in the flfth Co-captain Cresho added, "If inning with two runs, but the Royals we play together as a team and held their ground and the lead. keep up our defense, we should Dixon started at pitcher again have no problem winning the con­ in the second game. Kings hit ference." consistently, going up 3-1 in the Scranton hosts Elizabethtown fli'St Uming. By the fourth inning, College today at three, and Dela­ the Royals regained the lead, S-4. ware Valley on Saturday. The Miller then relieved Dixon on the Royals need to win both games mound. King's continued the. of­ against Delaware Valley to remain fensive drive, scoring five nms in competitive in the divisiOIL Scran­ the seventh. Scranton answered ton rematches Bloomsburg Uni­ with one run, but left several run­ versity, a very competitive Divi­ ners on base after three disappoint­ sion II team who trounced the A Scranton Lady Royal connects on a pitch in Tuesday afternoons's game against King•s. The two ing fly outs to end the game. Royals in a pre- season scrinunage teams split a doubleheader. Photo John Ba~i "I would have liked to have this year, on Sunday. ·Eleven unanswered runs bury Royals ing for us lately," said HowertOIL STEVE MORGAN inning as Misericordia's Anthony pleased. As the Royals approach the Previotis .8c~~on gani~~ Aquinas Sports Staff Vicari connected on a go ahead ''We are having a problem with . -·. ' .. '• . . RBI single. our veterans," Howerton said. latter part of the season, the team "I am disappointed with the looks to improve their standing on . scr3ntoo.··6 ·.M:OO.tclair-st 5 The University of Scranton al­ Later in the sixth inning Vicari scniiion, ·.MUhlenberg 10. connected for a two-run double team's play in recent games." the road as they travel to FDU­ lowed eleven unanswered nms to · .SCranton-4 .Drew-S score as the Royals' baseball team bringing his RBI total to three. The pitching staff, however, is Madison on Friday. displaying some encouraging signs The Royals will retwn to Lacka­ scranton :i :.:~ihaC~:s lost its eleventh game of the season Offensively for the Royals, Jim · . (1st game} ·.'. against College Misericordia, 14- Walsh had two hits and two RBI's for the Royals. wanna County Stadium on Thurs­ day April 25 where they host Scraritori 1 Ithaca 6 · 3. The team's record presently for Scranton. Despite the 5-1 loss to Ithaca Montclair State at 5:00. {2nd.Game) . . . stands at 7-11. In his evaluation of the season last Saturday junior pitcher Drew Yesterday's game against Seranton 3 ~ Misercordia 14 The Cougars of College Mis­ to date, Royals' head baseball Morano threw a three-hitter. ericordia broke a 3-3 tie in the third coach Bill Howerton is not very "Drew has been just outstand- Wilkes was cancelled due to rain.