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Students' Union loses two VP's
WLUSU chose between dismissing Cord Editor and accepting resignations
Tim Sullivan The Cord The OMB asked for Burke's
resignation as a result of several
CORD EDITOR controversies Tony Burke, over the year.
faced termination or resignation Among them are a legal suit WLUSU's Man- from by Operations stemming a summer issue of
agement Board (OMB) Wednes- The Cord, an alleged embezzle-
March 27. Burke was of day, given ment funds, and an apparent
until March 29 to comply Friday general, poor execution of duties.
with WLUSU's demands. The law suit is before the
Burke "The decision to fire courts and cannot be mentioned
was a difficult one" President in detail. any The embezzlement Stuart Lewis said. was a removal of from money a Vice President: Marketing, small fund for a Cord staff party, Brian Cornwall, Finance, and VP: Burke explained. While that fund
Shafeeq Bhatti, submitted a letter has been used for in that purpose to the OMB threatening to resign years gone by, Burke notes that their if positions Burke was not he felt bad shortly after The let go by Friday. Cord staff voted to use the funds The action vice by two presi- in that manner.
dents forced the OMB to act on a "The (WLUSP) BOD member decision made several weeks ago who originally complained about
to relieve Burke of his duties. the money was at the meeting As it turned out, the OMB when the vote took place," Burke have the fire Two of these doesn't two of these does not authority to remarked. "And duties...how is guys belong here, guys are no around. Can which...? an of WLU Student that What longer you guess employee judged? a stupid rea- Publications, the body that hired son," Burke said. reporting was cited as a cause for the in the Finance little work to do in April. Should ing problems Burke and publishes The Cord. He added that when he was dismissal. Burke admitted that in- office. "Honorariums are our first more work come up, Lewis said In fact, Student Publications asked about the causes for dis- accuracies but when now" Lewis conceded. existed, he would act as head of the de- priority has a it can procedure whereby missal, several cited the report the WLUSU and WLUSP brought to attention of The partment. relieve an employee of his duties, card assessing the OMB mem- Burke volunteers receive various Cord, promised correc- Finance, on the other hand, but WLUSU cannot fire Student bers' performance issued last De- on tions are made. "No one honoraria, depending the posi- always is Lewis notes, is in worse shape. Publication employees. cember. "That Tony was the only rea- Burke "and the tion. perfect", said, The department was in dif- the Editor-in-Chief, who Burke, son Huffy (Jeff Huffman, VP: OMB Vice Presidents receive is far from that. We can act ficulties before Bhatti left, Lewis is the only full time employee of Student mentioned." Activities) like honoraria of ac- a responsible paper if they said, and work in that department monthly $260, Student Publications, commented, Other criticisms involved an (the students and OMB members) will be more involved. cording to Executive Vice- "they did not fire me because inconsistent editorial policy. act as responsible readers". Lewis announced that Jeff President Karen Gordon. Corn- could not it would they ... be When Burke explained to some wall and Bhatti will forego their Cornwall and Bhatti's resig- Bilyea will assume the position of for dangerous precedent to set members what an editorial policy the income for April. nations over issue were ac- VP: Finance. Bilyea was hired to monthly WLUSU to fire an editor for any was exactly, the criticism was dif- for but Cornwall said "we are cepted last Friday. Lewis ex- take over next year, Lewis giving reason". fused. Also, inaccuracies in will be for for plained that they were accepted said the new appointee not up our wages sticking up
because "Student's Union does accountable to the WLUSU our beliefs. We're 'men in mo-
Board of but him- tion'. not accept ultimatums. I regret Directors, to And there's an ironic twist.
that two self. Someone embezzles and vice-presidents are gone, money but I that in regret they only did it "Nothing was reconciled ex- those who care are gone".
an ultimatum". cept Wilf's and the Turret from Bhatti could not be reached Cornwall noted that the resig- this year" Lewis admitted, defin- for comment. nation was accepted for a dif-
ferent reason than for what it was
submitted and he regrets that Lewis accepted the resignation
without reconsideration, consid-
ering that he did so only to have
Burke removed. Since the OMB did not have the authority, Corn- wall noted, the resignation should
have been reconsidered.
"I hold no animosity towards
anyone, but it is ironic that
and I Shafeeq are ousted and
others are still there. We're the
ones who were looking out for
the students, and others (who ad-
mit to embezzlement) Lora tditor Burke stay". lony doesn't have to look at the want ads for Lewis suggests that die work another 3 weeks thanks to Student Pubs, which never thought of WLUJsIi President Stuart Lewis ■■ this controls almost $2 in the marketing department, of guy firing the --it was WLUSU guy which did. They couldn't, though. which million of your hard lied-for QSAP cash- Cornwall was the head, has 4 news "the cord" Thursday April 4, 1991
New building coming along just fine
Cathy-Jo Noble The Cord has been no shortage of materials
or labour. The exterior block on
ACCORDING to Housing Direc- the building is also being worked Mike tor Belanger, the new on at the present time. "You can Laurier Bricker residence is look still now at the building and get
on schedule. an idea of the color and style of He stated that the university is the exterior" Belanger noted. comfortable with The gernerally quite committee working on the the the way construction is going. interior design is also sucessfully The proposed completion date moving along, Belanger said. A of construction is aimed at Au- total of 1500 pieces of bedroom first. gust This date is essentially furniture has been ordered from when the itself building will be Valley City Manufactures in
completed but there will still be a Dundas.
deal of and great cleaning moving The committee decided on all
in to be done. oak furniture. "It is more ex- admitted that the Belanger pensive but the high quality will timing has them somewhat con- stand up longer to the use in cerned but he is confident that residence. As well, since the will be for the students they ready building will also be used for At this in September. "We will conference in point the construction phone services" said. new residence will be problably purposes the sum- Belanger given the be and the last and interior is The rent has to working night day mer, the oak furniture will make design staying to be at a level option buy an off-campus meal few weeks before the students ar- it within the which is hundred more marketable" explained propose budget. that will allow the univeristy to plan two and No rive" Belanger said. The biggest setbacks are predicted as the and fifty dollars. "The Belanger. pay bills mortgage, ex- students could dons have been chore will be moving in all the The committee is also busy already selected plained Belanger. "The residence make use of this during coffee furniture as over 4000 and several stu- breaks or lunch," pieces looking at drapery, appliances undergraduate cannot be a financial drain on the Raynar stated. need to go into the building. and other furniture. Belanger said dents have been guaranteed their university and hopefully the He also that the that the in the new residence in explained Belanger explained that the residence is getting sup- space building will break even in has furniture will be delivered dif- The university not looked into ex- at plies from a variety of supporter September. spaces for first twenty-five to forty years," he the food ferent intervals the students will be panding services even throughout but that they are trying to stick year decided added. though there will be summer. the first week in extra on with local or at least Canadian upon July. The residence is made up of campus students since the univer- At the present time construction Carol from Depending on the enrollment, suppliers. Kego, seventy-five, four bedroom apart- sity will not or on the floor walls is in Plant and most if not all first students encourage expect eighth Physical Planning at year ments. Each apartment will in- them to best on the full meal The ninth and Laurier is in will have a in one of the plan. progress. eighth, helping selecting space clude two full bathrooms, a kitch- tenth floors are to be com- colours and fabrics residences on yet for the interi- campus. a and a en, living area, storage Students using the meal plan and then pleted the building must or design. The officials have relooked the closet. next will not have year to pay the be Most of the colours have now and still to the capped. budget hope keep Since the students have a kitch- Goods and Services Tax on meal The electrical mechanical been chosen and Furni- rent under approved. monthly the $400 en within their own apartment plan food, whereas regular paying work, accoring to Belanger, is the ture for the Don's suite, recrea- "We believe it is be range. a rea- they will not expected to be on customers are treated as if they most time and much tion room tuck amount consuming area, computor , sonable since it is a the meal Earl only university plan. are eating at a restaurant. of it has been and still already completed shop reception area are eight month lease which includes Raynar from university Food Ser- on the lower levels. So far there chosen. being furniture, cable, utilities and vices said that the students in the
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Aurora Borealis Language Goodbye
by Tim Sullivan.
bad terms better in most in- the hands of a new identity, or a new connotation or to at Welstead, Jana Watson, Tony THE ENGLISH language is a on stances, but more too. The more accurately, a correct confusing, Burke, Baker, Steven wonderful, cryptic system of mis- redefine a perceived reality. Angela Ah! The of politics being cor- Dieter, Peter Mark Heck- communication. other day I was informed that the identity. Roose, in the United rect. One will have to on is a or Similarly States, stay man, A 1 Lee, Etta DiLeo, Kathy When used well, English can sorority now female of one's toes. ex- blacks are increasingly wishful Dowling, Tim Bartkiw, Terry make heads swell and tears fall, woman's fraternity. As it was called "Afro Americans". Joe the idea was tell being Thrower, Domechini, or hearts laugh and moods swing. plained to me, to In the sixties it was less The News Department would like Elizabeth Peter Jason When used poorly, English the world that the sorority is not becoming Chen, Maj, to thank Fraser al- acceptable to call blacks J. Kirby, Carolyn Hannibal, Charlott Gravelev, Joe can make one irk. just a collection of women, Gruske, "Negroes" or even more so, "Dig- Cathy-Jo Nobel, Hallie Hache, Douglas O. Spence, Rob While language is dynamic, though only women belong. gers". "Coloured" only increases Cotnam, Dorothy McCabe, Jon Millar, David Kim ever changing and growing, some Still others are changed in or- Jefferey, would the confusion as one have Stover, Pat Brethour, Sue Bailey, Dowds, changes seem to take place for der to not sound racist or demean- Randy Friesen, Peter to ask "what colour?" Vlad Jim of "Indian" for Kintaskowski, Boyce, Darcelle and the the sole purpose changing. ing. take example. Eglin, Hall, While black might accurately Roxanne Chartrand, Donna authors That to me is what I call the First intended to define the many pseudonymed men- describe one's skin colour, Gaffney, Andrew Bailey, Keith politics of language. Being people that Columbus en- tioned above for their contribu- "Negro" more accurately de- Robinson, Carla Aitken, Jamie "politically correct" is an ever countered when he thought he tions to The Cord's News Sec- scribes one's race, and "Afro- Nielson, Frank Quinto, Alison challenging occasion. landed in India. The word identi- tion. American" is more first accurately Rogan, Guy Etherington, Martin Some words take a new fied a people, the permanent describing one's heritage. Walker, Tina Siambanis, Kristina meaning to update the reality of inhabitants of North America. Changes in the language make Mark Hand Tim Sullivan the The Stummer, Leah Young, Sarah times or to spur on change. new, politically correct
Take "chairman" for instance. word in Canada is "native" or
Now it is more common to hear "Native Canadian". Where does
"chair" or "chairperson". The suf- that leave a Canadian who was fix "man" is often changed to born in Canada who is not ON THE GREEN off. "person" or simply left Ameridian? The word identifies a
Other words take change to given people, but English suffers THE ENVIRONMENT WITH SARAH WELSTEAD
vices for the Youth MY ESTEEMED editor has not only required a Corps.
So that's about all I have to for this story of me for this last paper but has also asked say year.
More War that it be a sort of "environmental Not as as condoms water filters wrap-up". interesting blocking containers the [Editor's Note: I only said a general wrap-up, sort or tampon washing up on shores of
but think - of a last-column-of-the-year whing-ding, I the Great Lakes or even rabbits bleeding to death Vlad Kinastowski the creation of the Isreali and with this mind. - Sarah's going somewhere so never but those are the only things people are un- Palestinean states. Whenever the she did esteemed. - RECENTLY we witnessed the Besides, call me MH] However, fortunately going to remember about this column,
Isrealis refer to the U.N. resolu- lightning defeat of Saddam Hus- he has failed to give me any guidance on what an if they bother to remember at all.
tion their state as creating environmental is to entail, so the Let's face it: is about sein's supposed war machine. wrap-up supposed everyone just "green"ed to for justification their policies, the best I do is leave with these for in Every news wire and T.V. station can you thoughts death 1991, and pretty soon you become
Palestinian state is om- curiously the summer ahead: [See, I told she oblivious of has been touting that the threat to you was heading to the terrors pollution and inordinate mitted. It's as if Big Brother Middle has been somewhere. Nice segut, Sarah.] either I've heard so peace in the East consumption, figuring "well, around that came and erased part for those of who the neutralized,and that it's now a First, you are moving at much about the damn planet that someone must be of the records. end safer place. Yeah, right. of the month, don't just indiscriminately throw doing something about it" or "oh forget it we're all While I do not condone the all the that has collected in closets and die If the world's major powers away junk gonna anyhow". terrorist activities of the PLO, I clothes the want a stable Middle East corners. Used can to Goodwill, they go I hate to preach yet again, but neither of these find the activities of the Isrealis have to look at the issue that has newspapers can be put in your blue box, along with I attitudes are correct or appropriate. If hear another quite disquieting. Paying lip- for been there for over 48 those were saving something and the fermenting jars you over the of 45 tell me that it doesn't person age service to the idea of then This issue has been the Is- peace, pizza boxes piled in the corner. If don't years. up you matter if we don't have much oil left because break International Law build- realis and the Palestinians. The by have a blue box, can take all of recycl- you your they'll be dead by that time, I will scream (although settlements in the in ing occupied ables to Tritech on Northfield Drive in Waterloo. unsuccessful attempt at linkage I've been told, when I threaten to do this, that I take territories is one indicated that this just example. They'll even take things like magazines. the Gulf War things too seriously). The arguement that they need the Once need will not By you've moved, you'll probably to and of the environment problem go away. Cleaning up taking care territory for security just doesn't new and a blind to the situa- buy all cleaning products, etc., you turning eye soap, is not about hoping to be dead or hoping for some- wash. SCUDs have West a Iraqi proven should start a new with all biodegradable tion, the has ensured that year one else's solution. It is about having enough this false. conflict in the materials which can get at Generations, on greater involving you respect for yourself and other people to contribute It is time for to will Isreal will be the West ac- Columbia. You can take own containers and future erupt. your to a solution to this enormous problem.
in its and time save bucks bulk the prime target this war, and it knowledge injustice, big by buying biodegradables.
is doubtful whether there will be to act in order to rectify iiiis As for an environmentally friendly summer job, On the Green has been to this the brought you year by The Isreali Likud the Environmental Youth have lots of left in theregion after. wrong. govern- Corps jobs Sarah Welstead. anything environmentally friendly brain of to In 1948 the U.N. mandated ment must recognize that the that have do with the environment, sponsored by her had little do with what only Fortunately lungs very to it, the federal government. of the jobs are with all the &. Deluxe Ultra those deal for peace is the creation of a Many Benson Hedges Lights science student in suckers take in, I don't there's whole lot Great Grad Portraits Palestinean homeland. That designed with the geography or suppose a of en- vironmental there. So and see next mind, but there is no harm in trying for a job if friendliness long, you means giving up the occupied ter- you
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Cancer: the modern multifarious plague
be A who BIOFILE either benign or malignant. ther connective or epithelial tis- to sunlight, heavy drinking and the very ones create it in the is considered tumor on the other hand any sue and hence is a product of pollution are all first place.
A.E. abnormal lump or swelling. It several types. serious carcinogens. last by Rogan This installment of Biofile is may or may not be malignant. A benign neoplasm will not We humans are living in a brought to you by ace columnist and A does not will with benign neoplasm spread, it merely push sur- near epidemic environment bio student extraordinaire A.E, that different to the is appear rounding tissue out of its way. A regards to cancer, but one thing Rogan. Her opinions are her's, not EVERY MINUTE, someone in normal tissue from which it was be malignancy on the other hand very clear. Cancer can pre- our's. North America will be breathing derived. The cells grow ab- will spread and often kill. The vented (if not cured) since we are in their last breath as a result of normally quickly, but there are spreading is called metastasis minute of cancer. Every every relatively few chromosomal (cells "metastasize"). day, every week, every month changes and most importantly, When the malignant neoplasm and Next to cardiovascular year. from its the cells are firmly enclosed by a moves original site, the diseases in adults and accidental connective tissue sheath. This primary neoplasm, the cells may death in children, cancer is the means that the out of control cells invade the bloodstream, the leading cause of human death. do not spread beyond the site of lymphatic system or a body "Cancer" has become and be origin. The neoplasm can usually cavity transported to one synonymous with a modern be easily located and removed or many other sites resulting in a plague owing to the ever per- without further of any damage to the plethora secondary neoplasms. vasive ambiguity surrounding the body. As these cells continue their multifarious diseases under its rapid and lethal growth, the umbrella. Occasionally benign body's immune system becomes The common denominator neoplasms become malignant. literally overrun by the invaders connecting all cancers is that cells The most important characteristic and can't kill them fast enough. in of is the one place grow abnormally and a malignant neoplasm Cancer kills because these then from the site ability of the cancerous cells to spread original It's tradition here for Cord section editors to write neoplasmic cells literally starve a something in to tissues in other all of break out of their connective tis- or parts of the body's healthy cells. the last issue the year thanking everyone who helped them the body. A normal cell will di- sue sheath and invade other body the Wow, that's a lot of thank Although there is some evi- throughout year. you's. vide about fifty times at a rate tissues. Throughout the body they So I'll just out by saying a hearty thank to dence to support an inherited cop very you everyone. that will only replace dying cells. will divide rapidly, exhibiting a Absolutely everyone. predisposition towards cancer, Abnormal cells are host of chromosomal changes. produced There. It's done. And although it might not look it, it's sincere. Of most researchers agree that it is within our bodies at a relatively Malignant neoplasms are clas- course it's more sincere for those who had a part in helping out with caused by repeated exposure to high rate, but most of them meet sified according to the type of the news section: story writers, columnists, production people, idea cancer-causing agents called car- because a quick end either they body tissue in which they I people, photo people, and even readers. still thanks to cinogens. say everyone be- are ill-equipped for life or originate. else, but not quite so heartily, I suppose. cause the immune A carcinoma originates in the Carcinogens are divided into system zaps Well. That's it. I've said thanks, that's all I wanted to do, and I've three them. The ones that live, how- connective tissue that forms the broad chemicals, groups: done it. It's not I can't think it'll fill much very long, though. space.
-- radiation viruses. ever, are resilient killers. body's support system the and Car- Nope, only four inches so far. Hell, a good column should be at least affect the normal well- Cells that continue to bones, cartilage and ligaments. cinogens twelve.
blood- of a cell reproduce instead of specializing These are spread by the being by causing and do die after the chromosomal culminat- not typical stream changes The Cord tribulation have sincerely regrets any they may caused in an ing the and abnormal number of cell divisions form A mixed-tissue neoplasm is rapid in printing the feature "Landlords or Slumlords" in the Thursday Jan- are growth of cancerous offspring. abnormal growth of new tissue derived from cells that The No uary 17,1991 issue of Cord. personal denunciations were in- called of into ei- Smoking, over neoplasm. Neoplasms may capable differentiating diet, exposure tended.
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APRIL 4,1991 VOLUME XXXI, ISSUE 27
EDITORIAL BOARD
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ,Tony Burke NEWS EDITOR Mark Hand \ ASSOCIATE NEWS
EDITOR... SuUivan — Tim
FEATURES EDITOR Gail Cockburn
SCENEEDITOR — Guy Etherington
SPORTS EDITOR Brock Greenhalgh BUSINESS EDITOR TimBartkiw
PRODUCTION MANAGER Christine Yarwood I Wookin pa nub Production Assistants:
Roxanne Chartrand, of about. Darcelle Hall Well, it's hard to believe but us long winded types up here have run out things to run on So, seeing as Karen Lennox j we'd let others do the We how this is the last Cord Editorial of the year, we thought talking. picked our Classified Co-ordinator Charlotte Gravlev ol' WLU. favourite lyrics, it wasn't easy, that sum up our existences here at good Circulation and Filing. Cathy-Jo Noble
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Copy Editors Mike v. Bodegom Guy Etherington: time? Cause •••••• Kevin Tessner Walk I'll walk mine / And we should meet, would me some / should — your street, if you spare you
kind / our minds. / I'm awake and alive / / late see my world, meet my Before you judge Sleep your sleep, keep CONTRIBUTORS: So I would like know I need the hours in this world mine. / hours. You're nine to five. / you to quiet to create of
/' d like to know that in the mornin' to mind / All I all I done and those I you at four things are coming seen Douglas Spence, Chris Skalkos, Mark "the Mauler", I'd like remind in the mornin' the world is still / The air is under hope to find / to to you at four very fresh Carolyn Gruske, Terry Grogan, Sarah Welstead, Mark be alive. Winston, diamond skies, makes me gald to Jim Boyce, Chris Ariens, Mike v. Bodegom,
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On of the big events in the lives of Third-Year Core business Letters to the Editor of the Week students, the Integrated Case Ex- Letters welcome from all members of the WLU ercise (1.C.E.) is over. The ex- are community
must within 400 words and bear the author's ercise proved to be challenging All submissions be verification. Names and enjoyable. real name and phone number for may be
withheld by request. The Coru will print as letters as What will do if We focused on Molson's many you (when) you allows unless the letter is doemed Breweries of Canada this time space potentially libellous, or don't find summer employment? hatred violence towards individuals around. Participants worked day attempts to incite or or
identifiable -- including women, men, lesbians and and night for three and one-half groups gays, and with ethnic and religious groups, people a disability. days to analyze a plethora of data. Niki Westman and They came up with worthy and by commendable efforts. Given the Ward Black the students and provided back- a group effort. Fourth-year stu- would hard work put into 1.C.E., I dents worked with ground information, as the Senior me to manage like to dedicate the Winter, 1991 the exercise. Vice-President of Molson's. He A group of very exercise to the stars ~ the third- Ex- dedicated also sat on the Distinguished third-year students year core business students. They ternal Board of Directors and worked in arranging the formal. made our school and university This judged the presentations of the particular event was the best very proud. I finalist teams. have seen since being a part of I would also like to thank a 1.C.E.. number of people who assisted in The I.C.E. managed to attract
Get nude, drunk on the the I.C.E. a success. a number of experts for the Ex- get making Overall, we at the S.B.E. can beach. These include Dr. John Weir, our ternal Board. These busy people be proud of those who take time who found the time to set aside time to listen to and president, to be a part of this sometimes Mir and Bee attend our formal. Dr. Alex Mur- evaluate our students' efforts. We overwhelming exercise. There is, 2nd Year continues to be an ardent truly their input and Sun-tanning ray sup- appreciated of for instance, a stalwart group porter and his ongoing interest wish to recognize them. They faculty who invest time, effort Mrs. provides and were, Marjorie Carroll, a encouragement and into I.C.E. of energy . Many also motivation. Dr. Ron Craig management consultant, Mr. Paul them are not obligated to do this. and views I.C.E. as important Randorf, senior executive of They do it out of support for our
mirrors this interest with tangible Gould Advertising — who flew in students. assistance. from Vancouver for the occasion.
We were fortunate in getting The Board Chair was our own In closing, I would like to ex- Mr. Barry Joslin to be an integral Mr. Bill Banks of the 5.8.E.. tend an invitation to all members
of 1.C.E.. Mr. Joslin spoke to This year, we made the I.C.E. part of the university community to
become a of the I.C.E. by at- part Cry. off the Hey! Get my lawn! tending presentations. They will not only be impressed by the Shannon I and and am an employee at WLU, screaming hollering run- high quality of work; they would 3rd Year Psychology working in food services. In this ning down the middle of the road, also have an invaluable op- I interact with the students acting like 10 old idiots. As I way, year portunity to hear and to learn on a daily basis, and enjoy said, I the students on If talking enjoy from our managers-to-be. they with them. but family cannot campus, my are anything like me, they would tolerate awakened being every the I.C.E. with However, I also reside close also leave a week-end in the middle of the wonderful gift. They would gain to the school, and have gradually night by drunken idiots. These a sense of inspiration and been getting fed up. Every nite of kids should act their really age, renewed and refreshing hope for the week-end, (Thursday to Sun- and show for please some respect the well-being of the business day), the students come home those of us who are permanent world come. from the Turret (or at 1 to wherever) Live off parents. residents. my 2 in the or morning, and they Sincerely, Thankyou. never fail to wake up my whole Victoria Webb Frankin Ramsoomair house. Ist Year Mooching One of the many residents 3rd/4th Year Co-ordinator, We're wakened by kids within close proximity. Business
PINK INK Change will be chains
Douglas O. Spence
of Welcome to my last column the year!? Hope- don't get upset, take it as a compliment, be polite
valuable information and I'm times that's Be a alcoholic fully you have gained some just say "Sorry, straight". Most slobbering from have received a all it but if the is and reside in a ditch. my ramblings; hopefully you takes, person persistent remember, lesbians and of hetero's positive outlook on gays and some can be quite obnoxious when they are Frank the issues and problems associated with drunk as well. C. Binkley
Think homosexuality. about what I have said in my columns, be I'm Armed with this knowledge you may ready not about to say my opinions are right or
to meet are I will not actually some gay people (whether you wrong, even speculate as to whether my
and least not feel uncomfortable gay or straight) at opinions were valuable or not, and there are certain-
with their lot of sexuality. ly a gay people who have disagreed with
come are pretty some of the I Hey, on, gay people approach- things have said. The point is, at some able. You don't have to feel uncomfortable with us. in Try out for Chippendales, time your life you will meet someone gay. They and Garland movies are not the dents. Sex, sexuality Judy may be a co-worker, peer, friend, parent or sibling; that only things we talk about. Remember gays whom ever it may be you owe it to them to at least We stu- have real lives like else. are be with them of Billionaire Boy's Club just everybody able to function as part society. dents, labourers and professionals. We have hob- You don't have to agree with our sexuality, you We talk about bies, interests and peeves. don't have to pet admire us or fight for our rights, you and There is almost politics, arts sports. nothing (or can condemn us to burn in hell if you really want
that would talk to a heterosexual nothing) you to. All ask is that don't you you interfere with our about that cannot discuss with us. you lives, that let be you us ourselves, and that you un- When meet us, don't treat us like circus you derstand who we are and why we are, and that we freaks. Don't talk to us just because we are gay, we are this for life whether way we (that's you and me) all are real people, and try not to judge gay people like it or not. We are a on the basis of the first one you meet. Thanks for the and reading, for comments sup- widely diverse group with many varying opinions See at Pride port. you Day and, most important, on the issues facing gays and issues facing society Cheers Queers! as a whole.
If bar do not The the author Pink Ink do you meet us at a or party, please opinions expressed by of
not necessarily reflect those of the Cord assume we are going to try and pick you up just be- staff,
but if it does WLUSP, or the cause you are of the same sex, happen, University. "the cord"
10 comment Thursday April 4,1991
out Wilf's manager comes fighting
Wilf's and is well tional TGIF buck from a library, back to part your point was nearly scrapped. that Wilf's is out to make a a Student
taken. I do have few In an effort to revive knew a Pub. Letters However, a Friday on Friday's. If you even if ...continued comments regarding the rest of afternoon entertainment we've facts, or percent of the you the letter. in acts this like Fred of how If consider how misleading brought year were even remotely aware you busy This letter is in direct Live entertainment on Fri- Hale, Pete Webb, and Mike would have Wilf's is on things run, you kept any given week Bruce response to Mclntyre's let- in Wilf's has been a tradi- Acts Bruce which are mouth shut. can see Wilf's day's Something. your night, you why "Wilf's Patron ter Real dis- tion for 4 years here Bruce. In quite popular with the University profits, (which in turn are student
If are mad about Wilf's appointed" which appeared in the 1987 and 1988 it used to be community. Because we are a bar you profits) have increased. Also, if
March issue of that the the smoker's haven on 28th, The Cord. called TGIF, (remember)? Last meets needs of the major- being only the majority of the students are It that Mr. is tried of of the student take it with the stu- with the appears Mclntyre a year we to use some the ity body, we pro- campus, up unhappy changes in
I alternative vide such entertainment. Consid- dent which you very angry young man. must artsy talent which you government Wilf's, why are we doing so elected. If Bruce and apologize to Mr. Mclntyre for the so readily want to see, however ering the amount of money which your hungry much better. bar staff not his five this turned be each article don't want to a "fuckin' accepting out to very un- performer costs, your pay "fuckin' If are looking for the pennies. This was a mistake on successful and the whole tradi- is totally in error when you imply loonie", go to the Torque you Wilf's of old Room". Utopian Bruce, you
won't find it here. Instead you
will find a student room or wait room With regards to your com- busy, popular bar where Weight ments about the television people drink, smoke
have a good time. monitors, they are popular. Sure, and Who
that I've been here at I like to listen to the bar- knows, they may even play pool, years something, you'll probably grad- not even I dug out my pink registration watch drink Laurier. of dance videos which are a hockey game or the before ever see it. This form the other day and noticed uate you rage in order to cheapest beer and alcohol in I Those of you who have spent is that in however keep that as a full time student was not to say everything present, town. the service time in the weight room will the is the televisions Bruce, we must Although may charged $57.00 for an athletic fee any weight room dysfunctional, slow at this is due to know what I am because our contractual agreement. be times, the - and I started to wonder WHY? exactly talking there are some things oblige about. The equipment is old (no, Notice how the televisions are increase in our sales and I began to question why this ap- that do work. The only problem is combat this ancient is a better and available Bruce for popularity. To we in- $300,000 in annual word!) popular proximate that there is usually a line up four like Games and stituted walk service bar. from full time students literally falling apart. The pad- events Hockey a up revenue people deep to use it. Cheers. in this regard the of on the benches is torn if not Surely Yes Bruce, because the in- was being used on the A.C. or ding It is time that the administra-
T.V.'s are and therefore in Wilf's will Weir's Miata. I completely removed, and one of popular crease profits, make putting gas in Dr. tion started responding to changes is to have. I cannot but I would take this the bench presses bordering I advantageous the bar larger, you see Bruce, thought op- in attitude. Every year see the of The shoulder is even to tell about all had make the to dangerous. press begin you we to money to get portunity express my opinion weight room get busier and the feedback which we athletic facilities more like a suicide as I've positive a new bar first. about our at trap, busier, and the increased use have received due to the Laurier. had the seat nearly slip out from presence takes its toll on the equipment. All of these are a under me in the middle of a set of the televisions. just few ex- Yet nothing is ever mentioned uni- of Wilf's is a Student I find it stunning that a because it is no longer bolted amples why about improvement or expansion of the know Wilf's Pub and not a which versity that boasts some down. to handle the increased flow of Bruce, you what, corporation is athletic in the there's more. Even is and at preoccupied profits. I think best teams country But wait, people. a bar, yes a bar, night by the A.C. notices Mr. should think before has such a shitty weight training if somebody in Oh Bruce, it becomes one. Strange as Mclntyre well, I guess the catch is it is he writes such refuse! facility. What amazes me even that something broken, a well it sound Bruce, the reasons phrase We Line Up might as may more is the fact that have if anything is ever done the for the changes last and this year they put rarity apply to weight room as well. Glenn Gifford virtually nothing into trying to about it. Rest assured though, that was because of the demands by transform Wilf's Student improve it over the last three if action is taken to replace/repair Frank Crombeen the students to Pub Manager
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Honours Music student, feels and, more by Guy Etherington jazz specifically, Vocal jazz is characterized by, obviously, vocals from facul- vocal jazz, should receive more attention the which take precedence over the band, if there is one. It is ty- characterized by a layering of different pitches, tones and
"lt's another side of music that should be recog- volumes. The voices set and carry the harmony, melody, and silver medals she gold were won by Laurier nized," says. rhythm and tempo; they do the jobs of instruments and
students. However, didn't win in Whereas the groups' main reason for existing before at times, "imitate" they gymnastics, swim- even, instruments, a bass line or a
or The medals won was just to have fun, its function and now is to make horn shot for Needless ming any sporting competition. were goal example. to say vocal versatility for vocal at the Ontario Vocal Festival in in the Music more aware of vocal and precision is jazz held professors Faculty jazz a must. The same vocal training and
Brampton. and the fact that students are interested in learning about technique used classical and by opera singers is used by
The two it and it although fun is still a jazz groups, Minor Infraction and the M.I. Com- performing having priority. vocalists; the jazz singers just make a different "Some close minded about it but we're sound. bo, are made up of mainly music students who got to- profs are their mind. Vocal has gether last year just for O.V.F. Though they were rela- trying to change jazz been around "This is a legitimate form of music," Bailey stressed. and it's new." tively new as vocal jazz they won a a long time; nothing Hopefully the of the young groups, legitimacy vocal jazz groups medal in the such and Ella will gold 'Two Years and Under' category. Singers as Billie Holiday Fitzgerald be shown if they are able to make the trip to Van-
As a result of this medal were in the field the 30's and 40's when a lack of funds year's winning per- pioneers during couver; may hinder those plans, Accord-
both Minor Infraction and the M.I. Combo the music was at its vocal formances, style peak. Recently, however, ing to Bailey, they "plan to have a lot of bake sales."
have been invited to the Music Fest Canada in Van- has made a thanks, in to "If we can do well in jazz resurgence part, highschool Vancouver, that should help out music lot. couver this May. The only thing holding them back is a programs. a I've talked with the Dean of Music, Dr. Anne Hall
lack of official recognition. Says Bailey: "It's popular in highschools because al- several times and she has expressed interest in what
vocal to more acces- we're Both Minor Infraction and the M.I. Combo are though jazz is difficult perform, it is trying to do." that is no However, promise of sup- The bands presently not recognized or supported and, hence, not sible for the kids. have basic instruments: key- port.
bass and instruments funded by the Music Faculty or the University. There is boards, drums. Those are a lot and other vocal enthusiasts easier with instruments associated Bailey jazz just hope the only one jazz course offered in the music program and to identify than the Music Faculty will recognize a good thing when they there is not the staff to teach any more courses on jazz. with classical music so the students don't feel as hear it. Lisa Bailey, the groups' director and a third year alienated."
11 Thursday April 4, 1991 Be
scene
you......
the term is and all tfie 'Bye, bye sfiadozvtandj over holidays have begun The "Waterboys 3:30 am Holly Cole is politically correct
90's It's like by Mark Winston his apartment...in classes. At first correct woman. not could not have sold out Massey ing [the material]. I'm that learned how I started to hate it then I loved it. afeminist to Hall in two days flat like he did Cord: You have a new album
to out her it's two I think it is a Cord: In Toronto, you attended sing get ideas, just years ago. coming out, can you tell us about
There is what it's when it will be Humber College's Jazz program a part of me. nostalgia thing. so much it; called, 90's and 80's the of If for a while but found the formal Cord: You once described jazz as that's like motto out, what type material is on it, James had ever is Joyce met training too stifling and once "underground music, full of 'everything old new again.' If what type of jazz to pop mix is Holly Cole, he would have writ- look there? said: "..[l] learned more about spirit, improvisation and you at fashion, music, art
ten "Portrait of a Jazz Artist as a humour". Who etc. there's an interest in nostal- performing, arranging and were you thinking Young Woman". Sometimes audiences in [my] first two of with that description and is gia. it helps me, some- Holly: It'll be a similar style. an Cana- Cole, 27, important months out of school." Can you jazz no longer that way now and, times it hinders...Unlike Harry Maybe even more jazz to dian to pop Jazz/Pop vocalist, played comment this? on if so, why not? Are you trying to Connick, I'm not into reliving tunes, and it's be out in July. [It's a sold out crowd at U of W's / it's the with a music? Holly: guess same bring this back with your those times...l'm into reinterpret- yet unrecorded and unnamed]. Humanities Theatre on March lot and and of things school doing Holly: I am trying to bring it 22nd with two encores. Those fa- in the real things practically out back. [People I was thinking of miliar with her recorded works world. We would have per- were] Louis Armstrong, Anita been may have surprised at the in but in formances school, front O'Dea, Sonny Rollins...l think of humour in her live degree of music teachers...and students, jazz music got appropriated by
show. Cole had a lot of fun on you were judged by your techni- rich white people. It started out stage joking with her band and cal and not...how virtuosity vul- as black music and once it got out the audience in between songs. nerable a performance your of that underground black scene Cole is an important artist for giving or how strong a per- it got taken into the big ritzy halls her re-interpretation of traditional formance...or whatever kind of and that's probably where it stif- standards and for her jazz/pop emotion is the [that] coming off fened up. rich voice. rare, She is also at a kind stage...this is of lost in the Cord: Your debut album is a in her where she key point career 'oh, I that in myriad of thought note commercial/critical success will be to break into the trying was out Are of tune'. both pop and jazz circles. U.S. market and make it big. When you're to real and singing you interested in both did the The Cord secured the in only people...they're how seeing commercial success surprise you? person interview she gave while honest a performance you're Holly: Yes, I'm interested in both. in Waterloo. It went like some- giving. I would to go Grossman's I was surprised by the album's thing like this: and sit in and [tavern] sing and success. I've seen bands that be-
note be and every would perfect, came well known in Toronto and Cord: You're originally from with not run out of breath a really then not make it around the coun-
Halifax (until 19) and from a mu- high note that I was I really proud try. was wondering if that would sical with Classical family a and would look of, everybody at happen to us, but it didn't! Not How does background. one from each other and go 'great...just only did it not happen, but we such an upbringing and such a great....' Something just clicked went into cities that I had never
place become a jazz artist? in that me there was more to it visited let alone played in, and it Holly: Well, brother actually, my that just that. It was sold out everywhere! was (Allen) is kind of responsible for Cord: By your re-working of old incredible. it. I down him went to visit at jazz standards certain (re-writing Cord: One critic attributed your in Boston and Berkeley if you un- lyrics, making gender changes success to a resurgence of interest derstand how it works at been etc.) you've characterized as in 30's and 40's jazz with the
Berkeley, they completely sub- a modern singer to a politically likes of Harry Connick Jr. etc. Do themselves in that kind merge of correct 90's woman. How do that such you you agree a resurgence music. So / everywhere went for see is and if is it nostal- yourself? present so a two months it was jazz music, Holly: Oh, that sounds good. I gic desire for simpler times? whether it was clubs we were haven't heard that one before! Holly: Certainly it is more Chico Galvez popu- "bass"? pic: Can you say going the to, someone's apartment or [I'm] more towards politically lar. Someone like Harry Connick "the cord" 12 scene Thursday April 4,1991
Nice lights show no Mercy
The Sisters of a by David Bradfield fiscated at the door and my Mercy, the Laurier ID card taken as band that epitomizes n n collateral that darkness and which V_7h no! There are no to ensure my mystery
modern music can drums," I exclaimed as I camera would be returned be,
into Fed Hall Not to a sold out Fed stepped on to me safely. a good played March 25th of Hall crowd the Monday, to see start to an evening enter- on, notably, of their North the Sisters of Mercy. So far tainment with the Sisters first night
had been con- what American tour and one of my camera (it's not you think!). only three shows in Canada.
v PEAKS BEAT
Nice shades. Cut down on
UV damage to the retnas. "Diane: It's F.8.1. Agent Martin Walker here. Well, it looks like my I'm Don't save the though. work here is done. The Twin Peaks crisis is not yet solved, but hair,
it I'm damn sure fellow Agent Dale Cooper will be able to figure out.
home. the kettle on...'cause I'm tired and I want to go Put on my way!"
the Sisters of often described as Gothic. As smoke hurled through songs Mercy their act and The problem with this the air, the dance floor was picked up Gothic rock is revived the crowd with you can only rushed by a shadowy mass
of that enthusiasm take so much; after a while of fans. It was a sea of black some
that lost earlier. Per- it becomes monotonous like leather and jeans, and hair, was
from unless are lots of hair. As Andrew forming mostly songs any style, you
their Vision dedicated. Eldrich and the Sisters took newest release, truly of the the Sisters blend of The best part per- the stage the crowd was ob- Thing, formance the effects. viously enthused. screeching guitars, thump- was The smoke filled hall The enthusiasm was ing bass, wispy keyboards,
drum enabled the to bolt quick to disappear, though, a harshly rhythmic lights machine and the across the The strobe as the concert got off to a (at times) stage. effects and fine beams of slow and dreary start. The orchestrated vocals echoed around Sisters of the chasms of light dancing Mercy are a very throughout
Eldrich on at times enigmatic band. You do not Fed Hall. stage
seemed to encase him like really know whether to take Along with the strains of
of the bars of a them seriously or if their Vision Thing were some prison. Overall the show image is just a facade. The the band's older material in- was
their The music was crowd needed some time to cluding more popular average.
such "Dominion" but for the most adjust to the baritone moans tunes as there, part
and that Eldrich's and "This Corrosion". The it was overridden by the groans narcotic ef- voice is. Sisters of Mercy have a hazily lighting
After about three or four definite style to their music, fects. Goodbye and adios
Thank thank thank thank you, you, you, you Marie Tymich, Gary Morton, Dan Dawson, John
Weil, here it is. THE last paper I will ever work and Janet at the Princess, Todd Orr and Theatre of on here at Laurier. I leave with a riot emotions; Laurier, U of W Theatre Department and Joyce EVERYONE no more late nights and screwed up sleeping sched- Hahn, Carole MacDonald and Ivar Hamilton at ules, no more hassles with getting writers to cover Polygram, Marlene Batchelor and Lynne Gardiner
stories and tickets for those no Centre in the getting stories, more at Square and anyone else I might, ideas for do with having to come up new things to and probably did, forget. and abuse. But the paper, no more pressure no more Thanks to all the Cord staff for everything
fun no more then no more Tuesday nights, hangin' you've done-you know who you is. You've made it IS AT THE in the Cord offices when there is better out nothing all worthwhile.
to do, no more WWF in the middle of the floor, no thanks with Special to my roomies who put up free tickets to free albums all more concerts, no more me year (I put up with you too), Tony for ans-
and no more of these and wonder- seeing any great wering all my questions and helpin' out, the ful here. Editorial Cordies people up sigh. Board fer bein' so dern cool. And
I do have some final responsibilities though before for just bein Cordies.
I 0ut.... head Wuv, twue wuv...
First, a long list of thank-you's. And final now some words that seem to sum up my Thank to my main list of writers: Jackie existence here it you over the last four years. Take away Nelson, Jamie (no relation to Jackie) Neilson, Tony Mr. Salinger: Burke, Roxanne Chartrand, The Music Faculty Steve Sean "When all I had bags writers, Burke, Stephen Gracey, I was set to go, when my and took Martell, Rorie Mcintosh, Feizal Valli, Carolyn all I stood for a while next to the stairs and of Saunders, Jon Stover, Mark Winston, Jennifer a last look down the goddam corridor. I was sort hat SATURDAYS Epps, Terry Grogan, Jim Boyce, Chris Skalkos,' crying. J don't know why. I put my red hunting Charlotte Gravlev, Dave Bradfield, Martin Walker on, and turned the peak around to the back, the way
and else that liked of everyone stopped by and helped out I it, and then I yelled at the top my goddam I woke now and then. Thanks, you were all great. I mean it. voice, "Sleep tight, ya morons!" I'll bet up
I the hell I do. every bastard on the whole floor. Then got shells all Thanks to them there photo phellas: Tom out. Some stupid guy had thrown peanut broke FREE B4 9m Szeibel, Jo-Ann Julien, Ward Black, Chico Galvez, over the stairs, and I damn near my crazy Jamie (again) and Niki Westman. You were neck." If focussed all year long, (sorry). "It's funny. Don't ever tell anybody anything.
Thanks the in the biz' for 341 Marsland Drive, Waterloo. to 'people gettin' us you do, you start missing everybody." into events. Emmanuel Anne- all those Patterson, Adios my comrades. "the cord" scene 13 Thursday April 4,1991
REM runs out of time
be- vious. Lyrics like "What sex Out of Time This album illustrates REM's Happy Accidents through your skull until they does
amount to with out a sense of REM. desire to avoid the formula-rock Doughboys come one.
band The do. show that the band has a Warner Brothers which makes a seem one Restless/Enigma Doughboys guilt" Harmonies: these actual- of humour. dimensional, and gives the group guys sense
ly sound okay choruses Licks: some distorted Die-hard REM fans beware: room to explore new musical ave- singing good is first Out Of Time Paul Newman the drummer and back-up vocals. A little off riffs here are most- don't listen to the song first, nues. Unfortunately, although they
I don't at times to in one a doesn't measure to for the Doughboys though key but pleasing the ly key. They still make you or you may give the album quite up pre- think he does any acting. ear none the less. The harmonies want to thrash dreadlocks premature negative judgment. vious REM albums in terms of your The radio times. it's to college scene seems even verge on being pop at though. Mind you, "Radio Song" is good energy and overproduced to be saturated with frenzied, dis- Nice. but it's not quite what we've boot. I give it three stars. A good second album with
torted, raucous guitar bands at the Fun: these four from some but less dis- come to expect from the boys Chris Ariens guys slower, no and moment the Doughboys are Montreal it should be to from Athens. It features Mike (I guess torted, tunes break things up,
and one of those bands. Lotsa distor- as in Lafleur) this Mills on the Hammond Organ, Reading, Writing Arith- pronounced guys, release is more cohesive than Dinosaur tion (see Jr.), lotsa have a lot of on album and the first. and sounds like it could be some- metic energy Let's just hope they
frenzy and lotsa rajcous (see even more live. Even better, don't lost in of thing out of Manchester. And The Sundays get the fray all the
That's fine in itself ex- KRS-1 the Rough Trade rock-ous). they're relatively unpretentious dime a dozen guitar distortion then, rapper delivering a band like this needs to cept about the music they make-the bands. This band is worth a bit hook: "Now our children grow up
If had a soundtrack, have more going for it than loud title of the "The Apprentice more than prisoners/All their life, Radio heaven song that. this would be it. The Sundays noise that pushes ears Kravitz" that ob- Guy Etherin Listeners." The whole album, in your of Lenny makes gton
show us that the standard four- fact contains many different in-
piece lineup can produce some of struments and styles, showing a the most beautiful sounds im- to wide range of talents. Added It's a complete joy the band are Bertis E. Downs and aginable. this Harriet Jefferson Holt. listening to album. voice don't Michael Wheeler's striking comple- But worry. ments the ethereal guitar of Stipe still continues to ramble in very "David Gauvrin. Adding some ex- his characteristic way. There are
work ttra spice are Paul Brindley on some excellent pieces of on Hannan bass and Patrick on Harry Connick Jr. at Massey Hall on the 14th. ( this album. The first single, 7 One act plays continue tonight as 'A Slight Ache' drums. IEI "Losing My Religion," has the land 'Graceland' are performed in at Bpm. / at the Gator on the 23rd. I would describe the Buddy Guy Pop V trademark REM guitar twanging Sundays ( They're directed by and star students. Admission is
as more like 'sit in room and is ponderous and is 4 your ee sound, very ' dream about love' music than ( Hall & Oates doing that R& B thing at Centre 1/2 minutes in length. In fact, . in) Waterwalker Film and Video Festival typical rock and roll. They /The the Square on the 22nd. I Warner Brothers was very reluc- your Ik celebrates films and videos on canoeing, kayaking l make excellent on tant to release it as a single. REM listening your I the of our natural environment. and preservation otis at Gator 25th-27th. ( own, but are too mellow Clay Pop their way because of the probably got and 5. ) Showing at the Princess on April 4 slated be for the party scene. J bubbly pop song to Irish Rovers at Hamilton Place on the 26th. \r. w ) released next: Happy Songs like "Here's Where the wn *7 4. T* ii* 112. DD Qth "Shiny 1 Pop Will Eat Itself at RPM on the 9th. / People." Story Ends", "You're Not the Bourbon Tabernacle Choir-all over the) One I Kicked a "Shiny Happy People" fea- Only Know","I I Goo Goo Dolls at Lee's Palace on the 13th. Finest Hour" 112 place, all summer long. And I'll see there. \ tures Kate Pierson from the B- Boy" and "My are you 1 Northern Pikes and Mae Moore at the Concert lost in. Wheeler's Yours, ( 52's on vocals with Stipe. It's easy to get ( Hall in T.O. on the 19th and U of Goo on May 1. Gus. ) and vocals really kind of a mindless song, powerful well-ranged
and to hit with themes of hope but very catchy sure be a you love,
and with un- hit. Reminding me of 1989's despair a vibrancy
"Stand", it's one of those songs matched by any female vocalist
for Kate that just makes you want to today, except maybe Bush. Her vivid and im- bounce up and down. poetic
an aura of innocence "Half A World Away" is the ages project and romanticism. prettiest song on the album. Peter little Buck plays mandolins and Mike The Sundays may be a Mills again exchanges his bass too airy-fairy and intellectual for that for most tastes, but if enjoy the Hammond. String arrange- you kind I this ments and acoustic guitars give of thing, like do,
record is a must for collec- the song a very down to earth, your and natural feel similar to "Swan tion. Get Reading, Writing will Swan H" for Life's Rich Pageant. Arithmetic on CD; it blow
4 stars. You can't call anything from you away. 1/2 Chris Ariens Out Of Time an 'REM song'.
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14 scene Thursday April 4,1991
Eclectic Canadian rock not hot
nice by Guy Etherington songs have catchy, folky melodies and simple
harmonies and both deserve to be better known that
Made in Canada they are.
Our Rock and Roll History Volume HI: Eclectic The band Thundermug, originally from (are you Avenue ready for it?) London, of all places, was at one time BMG called the "heaviest band in the world". The song
included here is "Africa" and it has a great chug-
ging, jungle-like bass line that is pretty heavy for
1972. Not a bad melody, either. Neat maracas and
the distorted guitar make this one of better tunes on 1 his volume, subtitled Eclectic Avenue, the album. Also the guys in the band (see picture) highlights some of the one hit, quirky wonders and look pretty darn friendly (guess they never went to forgotten acts from the 60's and 70' s. Western).
The last band is sort of su enigma and famous There are definitely some obscure songs here; of all the this album I've heard for infamous. Klaatu had the songs on only one being distinction/good that of prior to this listening. "Signs" by the Five Man luck/weight to carry (carry weight) being Electrical Band-a classic from 1971 about having mistaken for the reformed Beatles. Literally, over- the last as fellows above are people to see long hair and being stereotyped because of it. night they became famous radio stations began Those friendly albums. link Solidarity, brothers! playing their Needless to say, this to the Beatles didn't hurt alburn sales. Their most in a But back to obscurity...the Guess Who have a Elvis alive; he was Stanley's getting cheeseburger. famous is of In- "It's that released on an song probably "Calling Occupants song, My Pride", was never terplanetary Craft" but it is not included in this Below: before isolation tanks there was....outer space. album-it's kind of neat-pretty psychedelic for 1966. bass line and package. The tune "California Jam", a tribute to the Fuzz you can barely recognize Wonder if they've the Monolith.... 'California sound' of the mid 60's is and seen Burton Cummings' voice. though, bad. it's not The liner notes for this band are partic- Let's get more obscure—The Paupers, King if ularly interesting. Beezz (doing a version of "Gloria" that sounds as In relation to the first two volumes, Volume 111 they're asleep) The British Modbeats and The
is the most erratic because it is ail over the Stitch In Tyme (who?) with the latter doing, un- place- To hence the Eclectic Avenue subtitle. There are some fortunately, a cover of the Beatles' "Got Get
fine here and the on Volume 111 You Into Life". Oh please. Is nothing sacred? recordings quality My v be for is the best of all three volumes but this album is These bands and songs deserve to forgotten
even more for interest or collectors than for some their datedness, silliness and the fact that they're good Canadian from the just plain bad. Shudder... songs past. Volumes I and II will satisfy music fans Wait though. There's still more of the wonder - general the and more devoted musicologists (see Terry David ful, soulful R&B on this volume as there was on Mulligan) (if must). Volume 111 is for the hard previous two. "Does Your Mama Know About you core followers of Canadian rock music history. Me?" by Bobby Taylor and the Vancouvers (featur-
Look for more volumes in the Made In Canada: ing Tommy Chong of Cheech and Chong fame) has Our Rock and Roll History series in the future. some great organ.
be as Other tunes such as "You Make Me High" by Hopefully, they'll interesting, memory jar- and fun the first Luke and tho Apoctles iir.d "We're All In This To- ring, amusing as three.
gether" by Cat are slower and more acoustic Both Maybe some Rush on the next one though, eh?
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SPORTS
Attention: for sports writers only
work before I butchered it to ANNA DONGELMANS meticulous in his that he your write using those big words that I by Brock Greenhalgh writing, fit into the the confines of sports don't (women's volleyball): Thank you has made the THL as powerful as still understand. Cord Sports section. to the woman who finally started the WLAF. CHRIS READ (different stuff): to her name on her stories at Last I took the position sign CRAIG BOUCHER (the Leafs): May To Pete Rose fan who was not CHRIS DODD and a the end of the year after ac- (football who remained Leaf of Editor and at that time I being To the man a Sports afraid to write about it. Your men's Thank to costed in the Turret by the Sports volleyball): you felt that the didn't really didn't know what to ex- fan, but public NCAA pix were also interesting, the man who loved to be the last Editor. I know how happy you read about the demise of pect. Eleven months later I still need to although I didn't win a red cent I his stories. It were when didn't edit one to hand me gave in the don't. A lot has the your the team. Good job "high happened to with them. Thanks. stories. it that fresh feeling. Sports Section in this past year, hopes" department. and I it has been for the bet- MARK THE MAULER (WWF): You hope STEPHAN LATOUR (men's and CRAIG BURT (the Leafs): To EVERYONE ELSE: know
Thank to the man who con- ter. I have tried to you who are. Thank all for cncorporate women's soccer): Ah, what to say the man whose stories always got you you outside of the tinued to out the stories sports university pump on but who offering I to my budding Shakespearian messed up the flats, your support. really and the students at after I forgot to print them. I did needed it. spectrum give writer. Only I could truly enjoy took the abuse and continued to back so there is no need Laurier a broader view. Although get to it,
I did receive a few comments for a DDT. (Whew!)
such "If I want to read about as JEFF DRAGICH (women's bas- the Leafs I'll buy the fucking Thank the man ketball): you to for the most people 242 Star", PE offers part, who was never home when I more have seemed to like the section. called but was there when I
I would like to thank all of the needed the stories. Also to the of talked the This past weekend, while most people who wrote and took pic- man who more to us were gobbling down lots of choco- coach than the did. tures for this most important sec- players late bunnies, four students from tion and me if I please forgive ROB CRESSWELL (men's bas- Laurier were trying to complete their have not included your name. ketball and bellyflop): Thank you requirements for that ever popular You all made this some- paper to the man who was so excited Physical Education 242. Yes, it has wanted to read. thing everyone about getting his stories in that brought you cannonballs, bellyflops, and ANDREW BAILEY (hockey football clinics and now has he'd even write them on napkins stepped
other Thank to the over the into volleyball. things): you from the Torque Room. To the boundary Mark Nena man who spent more O'Connor, Orescanin, obviously man with more school spirit than Rumble and Dave time writing for the section than Lloyd Gallagher our beloved Hawk. a clinic for I set up volleyball Saturday he did on his essays. don't know ROB HUMS Thank March 30th at the Athletic Complex. five (THL): you how you could pump out a The clinic to to the who was so was open grade seven week. man page story every and eight students from all over the
K-W area. Fifty-one kids showed up
for the event, where they got a
chance to hone their volleyball skills
and make some new friends. the Laura Cooke and Bruce McGreg- Around and WLU's gor from varsity teams
ring Tara Lassel and Corinne Williams
from the University of Waterloo were
on hand to show the younger players
what they knew. Mike O'Connor
forward to Wrestlemania VIII made Looking stated that a slight profit was
from the venture and that the funds
would be a charitable organization. by Mark the Mauler A skills program was run during Cord Sports the morning which worked on such
friend he skills as blocking, serving and volley- Did you ever notice how Hulk Hogan loses every ing. This was followed by lunch and makes? Over the years we saw examples such as Paul "Mr. Wonder-
a chance to see a between ful" Orndorff, Andre The Giant, and Randy "Macho Man" Savage, all game WLU and UW that was videotaped of whom turned on Hogan to increase WWF ticket sales. In the afternoon earlier in the year. Hogan's newest buddy happens to be Tugboat Tugboat was the into participants were divided up vicious rulebreaker Steel Man and Slick in formerly Big managed by minute teams and played twenty but the Spring of 1989, was never shown on television. During the games in round-robin competition.
19 Rumble he was eliminated other than his January Royal by none The whole thing was for fun, and no
and inside awarded. All buddy Hogan, sources say he's been grumbling about the prizes were players did, showed lot of skill. The students a Chris s^alkos kits pic; incident ever since. Hogan better watch his back because Tugboat's however, receive WLU promo
fuse is about to blow. including buttons and t-shirts.
It seems Hogan's war with Seargent Slaughter has just begun as
the Sarge threw a firebrand in Hogan's face after Wrestlemania VII. General Adnan also has General Moustafa (Iron Shiek) now under his Run wing. for life World star Michael Wallstreet entered your Championship Wrestling the WWF last month as Irwin P Shyster. The rulebreaker is really by Brock Greenhalgh There will also be draws held during the Mike Rotundo who held the WWF Tag-team Championship with category. in Cord Sports awards immediately following the race. Danny Spivey back 1985. The WCW has replaced Wallstreet with ceremony but all run- who was The race begins at 9:30 am prospective Terry Taylor formerly WWF's Red Rooster. On Sunday April 7th commencing at 9:00 am Athletic before 9 will ners must be at the Complex Randy Savage continue a career in commentating with Vince Wilfrid Laurier will be sponsoring a 3K/10K run to McMahon and "Rowdy" Roddy is still United WLU will be o'clock. Piper. Savage pro-rulebreaker raise money for the Way. in in the competition and also mentioned that he might go into management. providing the facilities of the Athletic Complex to Anyone interesting joining the A.C. the United Hart Foundation is broken can an form at The up. Brett Hart revealed his plans to the entrants on that day, and all runners are required pick up entry
solo this weekend while Jim "The Anvil" towel. office in Kitchener, both city YMCA's and go past Neidhart may do to bring only a lock and their own Way If deadline has commentating with Gorilla Monsoon and Neid- divided into several most area sports stores. mailing some Bobby Heenan. The competition is up cate- you is to retire and should his but can $8.00 on the day of hart too young get fat butt back in the ring. gories. For the 3 kilometre race there are: Midget already passed, you pay
Don't expect the Nasty Boys to hold on to the WWF Tag-team (15 and under), Junior (16 to 19), Open (20 to 39) the race.
race will to the United Way of Championship for too long as they've already been targeted by the and Senior (40 and over). In the 10K event there All proceeds go of Doom. L.O.D. should have trouble Kitchener-Waterloo so come on out, get some Legion no tearing through the are: Junior (19 and under), Open (20 to 39) and and the K-W United Nasties as quickly as they did with Power & Glory at Wrestlemania Senior (40 and over). Awards will be presented to much needed exercise help out
VII. the top three male and female finishers in each Way. Cliff Erikson
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