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2014 Calendar “He’s too straight in the pasterns.” The Timeless Humor of RMM About The Cartoonist RMM a.k.a. Robert M. Miller, DVM Have you heard about Dr. Miller’s most recent DVD? Many knew of Dr. Miller as a world renowned veterinarian, lecturer How to Keep Your Horse Sound for a Lifetime! and writer and the leading proponent of what has now become known Dr. Miller discusses 11 common causes of lameness in these chapters: as natural horsemanship and imprint training. Others knew of a Age, Defective Conformation, Nutrition, Lack of Exercise, Injury from an RMM who did funny cartoons in Western Horseman and Unsafe Environment, Inappropriate Ground Surfaces, Improper Foot Care, Veterinary Medicine. I’ll bet that many never knew that this was the Laminitis, Infection, Genetics, And the most detrimental of all: Too Much same person. Work at Too Young an Age. You will also learn: Tips to Keep Your Horse Sound, How Veterinarians Ascertain Where a Horse Is Lame, The Latest Dr. Miller is now in his 35th year of using Fly Predators and he has Innovative Ways of Treating Lameness with Shane Miller, DVM (no gracious enough to allow us to use his quote in our ads without relation) Added Bonus Chapters; Julie Winkel’s Conformation Clinic, compensation for 20 years. We are honored to be able to share Dr. Miller’s wealth of Mary Cottrill’s Natural Hoof Care. These provide insight into how your horse’s anatomy experience and insight with all in the equine community. and hoof care contribute to soundness. Your horse represents a significant investment Read Dr. Miller’s Current Articles On Our Website in time and money. This 90-minute video can prevent thousands of dollars in This is the first place you’ve seen his newest articles. At 82, he is still an amazingly prolific veterinary bills and premature retirement for your animal. 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