Fired S.A. Executive Director Don Hillman Hired by Liberal Party

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gson SAO Why cted shoul new prof cutives athle THE PROJECTOR•SEPT.7•1993 THE PROJECTOR•GEPT.7•1993 PAGE 3 PAGE 2 11 11 CViIS 0 0 Ousted SA executive Dave "the wave" director hired by Liberals gets beached Hillman, who has always By Jason Beck and maintained he was innocent of any By Jason Beck ■ Hallways will be less intimidating this year. Kenton Larsen -.1.14 - wrongdoing, is currently suing the Pr dirae RRCC Students' Association for of everyone likes to do the he Liberal party of Manitoba wrongful dismissal, mental wave. distress, and a number of position- Safewalk program may have a liberal hiring N A joke by Students' T policy. related expenses. Association Vice-President of "Allegations were made while I A man who lost his job 18 months Student Affairs Dave Hackbart had L ago for allegedly mishandling was absent and I didn't get a chance to be censored out of this year's comes to RRCC $300,000 in student funds at Red to answer them and I wasn't privy Red River Survival Guide, after a River Community College was to the minutes of the meetings, layout designer and S.A. President By Rene Hering male and one female, will recently named administrative • either," he said. Cord Fardoe deemed it offensive. monitor the halls on a rotating director of the Liberal party. "If somebody says any money The criticism was in regards to schedule. Two students will go Don Hillman, who served as was missing, I'll sue their asses the page of the Survival Guide in he halls at Red River out on patrol while the other two executive director of the RRCC off." which Hackbart was to address the should be a little safer this Hillman was making $39,000 student body on the year ahead. T year. stay at the booth. Students' Association for 13 years, "If there are any problems, was hired by the Liberal party annually plus benefits at the time While there were no complaints The Red River the student patrol will have a executive last March in spite of the of his dismissal. about the address itself, S.A. staff Community College Student's controversy surrounding his In his lawsuit against the members were offended when Association will be backup," said Scaleua. "Besides, people feel more comfortable dismissal. Students' Association, Hillman Hackbart signed off the implementing a safewalk with someone of their own Liberal party president Tim claims he was a "valuable and article:"Dave The Wave... If it program by the end of September gender there." Ryan, part of a management group reliable employee". swells, ride it...." in response to increasing security Anyone who needs to be who hired Hillman out of a field of In their statement of defence, Survival Guide layout designer concerns. "Security is being stretched to walked to their car would simply over 100 applicants, defended the the Students' Association says Diana Giesbrecht complained come to the information booth. iaid Hillman was "deficient in a number the limits right now", said SA party's decision. o about the article to S.A. President The student security will be in ou of areas... (and was not) a reliable executive director Todd Scaletta. "I checked with people who were P Cord Fardoe the moment she saw constant radio contact with involved in the controversy and I evi employee." Students will be hired for the d it. college security and will be was satisfied it wouldn't preclude oy safewalk program which is a cool "I found it offensive," she said. advised not to get involved in him from working at the liberal ■ "He's a Vice-President; he's operative effort between the Don Hillman was dismissed after allegedly mishandling $300, 000. dangerous situation& party," he said. ON THE COVER: supposed to represent students with college and the Students' ieti Association. According to Scaletta, the "Whatever transpired at Red Former RRCC Students' have to be the right ones if you that nearly $300,000 in Student But grievances. What if those program will be funded through River is not relevant to his position Association President Wayne want to get elected. I don't think Association financial transactions grievances were about sexual The program will also be Former RRCC Students' ■ Surfs up for Dave "the wave". an increase in tuition for with us." Todoruk expressed shock upon I'd hire anyone in that position had been either poorly documented integrated with an information Association Executive Director harrassment?" Continuing Education students Liberal leader Paul Edwards learning the Liberal party had hired unless I had all the facts." or improperly authorized during Hackbart, a judge at the "Mugs classes happen, and I was trying to band The Odds. booth the SA is going to build Don Hillman parties during his who will "benefit the most". refused to discuss the hiring, saying the same man he dismissed at the "As far as I'm concerned, the the time Hillman was executive And Jugs" Miss Nude B.C. Pageant encourage students to roll with "What can I say?" he joked. "I' m this month across from the days at Red River. He's now The safesvalk program will that he wasn't that involved in the college. decision we reached at the time director. in 1991, said that the way in which them." a hetero-sexual man." Bookstore. found a new party: the Liberal operate from 4 p.m. until process. "You've got to be kidding," he was the right decision and I still According to Ryan, Hillman's he signed off the article was not When asked why his office walls When asked, Fardoe said he Two shifts of four students party. midnight while the information "All I'll say is that I've worked said. stick by IL" duties at the Liberal party include necessarily meant to be sexual were covered with posters of censored the article because it was each will than the program, using booth will be open from 7:30 with Don and I have every "A position like that reflects on A management audit ordered by dealing with membership and 'If it swells, ride it' means to scantilly-clad women, including not politically correct. the information booth as a home a.m. until midnight. confidence in him," he said. the party and parties' decisions Todoruk in January 1992 revealed handling finances. roll with the punches while you're one of porn star Traci Lords, "Dave was just joking around, base. at the college," he said. Hackbart started singing the chorus but I felt it was inappropriate for a Patrols of two students, one "Problems with instructors and to a hit single by the Canadian publication like that," he said. Doors close on jobless students New business manager has big plans for CMOR

Closure of employment centre blamed on By James Ham During this week this dynamic part but we feel this move will also

duo will be popping in on classes increase the quality of our shows." vacations and job shuffling he halls of the college will around the college to let students The station will offer a more be somewhat quieter this know that positions at the station comprehensive step-by-step T week, but the staff at CMOR are open to all students and invite training program to initiate new By Jon Jenkins different job within the campus There was no help for anyone." hope to correct that with their big them to take part members of what Petrachek calls while I was away." The impact of the closing will kick-off on Sept. 13. "There has been a wrong the "CMOR family." ough times for unemployed Restall said there was no way take some time to assess, but Restall "We are planning to start our perception that you have to be part "It really is like a family around students got a little tougher another staff person could be taken hopes it won't be too severe. year with a big kick-off in the of a certain program to work at the here. T this summer when the on while she was gone, and closing "It shouldn't be too bad," she Cave," said Station Manager Corey station," said Petrachek. "If you asked me to lend you five Campus Employment Centre the centre was the only option. said on her first day back from Petrachek. Last year, CMOR had bucks—I probably wouldn't lend unexpectedly shut down for five During the shutdown, both vacation. "Brother Jake is coming in from approximately 200 people apply it to you, but we are still a family," days. businesses with positions and `I've gota whole pile of messages 97.5 fora couple of hours and there and Petrachek expects that number Petrachek added jokingly. The centre's director, Norma students in search of them found here, some from last week, some will be lots of giveaways, etc." to increase this year. They are also hoping to make Restall, explained the closing was doors locked and telephones without any date. It may be too late This is one part of a bigger plan "One of the things we are doing some DJs into "personalities" due to an unfortunate combination unanswered. for some of them. that Petrachek and station business to accommodate more students this around the college. ■ Fickes sees CMOR as "a force to be reckoned with". of summer vacations and job We've had a number of "I feel sorry for the graduates O manager, Richard Fickes, have for year is offer more people the option "Last year, I ended up being the shuffling. complaints about this," said and students," said Restall in making CMOR more prominent of being on operator (controlling front man for a lot of our This does not mean that you will surprised if you see us do some "It was a temporary setback for Students' Association president apologizing for the situation. around the college. the technical side of th ings) or going promotions," said Petrachek. no longer Fickes and Petrachek kind of weird dance in the hall." five days until I got back from Cord Fardoe. "With the job market the way it "We want to make CMOR a on air," Petrachek explained. "This year, I hope we can train haunting the campus halls. It should be a very interesting holidays," said Restall. "People were on vacation and is, you don't need any more force to be reckoned with," said "This will not only create more some of our DJs to step into that "Don't be afraid to come up to year. "The other employee took a ■ For five no one was manning the centre. obstacles." days the job centre looked like a ghost town. Fickes. opportunities for people to take role." us and say hello—just don't be THE PROJECTOR•SEPT. 761993 THE PROJECTOR•SEPT. 701993 PAGE 5 PAGE 4

The Violence Of Summer Students and the '90s reality Water Pistols Just Don't Cut It Anymore From the unemployment lines to the classrooms program that could get kids he flood waters This summer was different, laver happened to When a thirteen-year-old boy away from the Seven-Elevens are receding in the as, for many, the sun never spankings? assaults another youth with a • and geared towards a more Purge ,„„, T rivers and streams but shone. Just prior to my teen baseball bat outside of a W positive activity. the student flood is just beginning • Students standing in years, I can recall getting convenience store at three a.m., it As reports of more teen to flow back in to the colleges kynman unemployment lines had the scolded for staying up past my stands to reason that a good parent beatings continue to roll in, and bedtime to read a book I was would have made sure they knew and universities across the time to consider their options. iii*Ont****:: to police, government officials, studying in english class. where their child was. Or, at least, country. And amidst the rushing They had time because this year and frazzled parents continue to Back then, it was understood editor made an effort to find him. bodies are those who have had to student positions fell to budget search for someone or that swearing was a major Evidently, somewhere in do some hard planning for the axes, or remained unfilled. something to blame, the answer offense punishable by spanking, between teddy bears and puberty, '90s reality. Added to this was intense einntation should be getting clearer and fighting was something to get the violence of summer. a lot of parents are losing the ability During the summer that wasn't Mercifully, it has been partially competition for any type of work clearer by now. grounded over, and if one was Teen gang run-ins at shopping to discipline their kids. hundreds, nay, thousands of reinstated, though possibly only with hundreds of thousands of It's time to change the law to unemployed persons across the to steal anything, he or she may malls... fifteen-year-olds being Unfortunately, if rules and values students planned for the for a short term. country. The result is a lot of as well run off with the circus as stabbed at parties... baseball bats are not established early in a child's fit the times. upcoming fall with unusual Students had to face the realities It's time to start naming names students with time to kill. opposed to facing the evolving into the weapon of life, it is often too late to impose vigor. Unusual vigor, because of government fiscal management This largesse of time for the punishment waiting at home. choice... the suggested existence any later on. in the paper. this year they had to consider policies, which cut staff soon-to-be-studying masses was When the teen years crept up, of 16 street gangs in Winnipeg.... There aren't likely to be many It's time to eliminate the slap seriously their options. requirements. As the summer I can recall the lecture I heard if As the headlines and tragedies single mothers out there with the on the wrist and amend the The returning student, faced progressed, students actually lost what many older returning I ever came in past my curfew pile up, and yet more young tenacity to ground a six-foot-five Young Offenders Act to make with sobering statistics, like 1.5 ground in the summer job market. students have sagely on or went out without telling offenders get off with a slap on the Neanderthal who just joined a gang. any "young offenders" aware million Canadians unemployed, (This is especially true for those pronounced a much needed dose anyone where I was going. wrist and total anonymity (thanks Child and Family Services that it's wrong to kill, steal or had to decide what, if any, who expected their jobs with the of reality for younger students. tOR104!`i- "If you want to live under this to the Young Offenders Act), I Director of Programs Phil break the law REGARDLESS program may lead to City of Winnipeg to go full term.) The older, returning student roof, you'll play by our rules." can't help wondering just where Goodman says the seduction of OF WHETHER YOU'RE 15 employment, never mind an In light of these changes, students knows first-hand about lost When I was young, the lines the hell discipline has vanished to peer groups is often too powerful OR YOU'RE 70. interesting career they actually this fall had to carefully weigh the incomes, job disappearance and were always drawn and I knew in 1993. for parents to compete against, and It's time to treat teens who wanted to pursue. benefits of returning to upgrade cutbacks. that crossing them would be a There's no question that Youth that kids must be taught why commit adult crimes like adult They also had to face the their skills or educate themselves They know what strain the_Stadinte.-- : continuing their education and HUGE mistake that I just might Inspector Lou Spada, who came something is wrong instead of just criminals, instead of "misguided barrage of social reforms and in a new career for an uncertain Assoclatiosithgvitigb antes or by political policy changes which future, against possibly retaining a working a part-time job, when caging 4324475. Figc,, NEVER FORGET. under fire from parents a few told what they can't do it. The only youths". they can get one, can place on advertising ittforntatkin, As fall moves closer, and I months back for blaming much of possible solution to the teen It's time to bring back the have been thrust upon them by tenuous grip on a job that may be cal 632-2473, or FAX violence problem, he believes, lies spanking. political leaders. Any many of torn their desperate fingers in the relationships. 432:7896. reflect on the past few months, the violence on "a lack of parental I can't help being stunned by policing at home", has a valid point. in some sort of community-based Jason Beck those reforms and changes hit coming months. They know what the term students right in the pocket book. This is unlike their brethren of "struggling student" really Students who have to rely on past years. In the past, students had means. And for most students social assistance programs to the luxury of enjoying the summer; facing an uncertain employment support them during their working at their jobs, hitting the future, the struggle with their education saw student welfare beach, and doing it all beneath the studies will only be a prelude to FAIR cut from provincial budgets. summer sun. finding work in the '90s. ditor-in-chief COMMENT JASON BECK BY SYD D. GOPHER Scotiabank lif

rn ews editor STUDENT RENE HERING SPECIAL! ■ Congratulations! Civil Tech. award-winning INTRODUCING THE students (from left to right) Blaine Crouch, Walter Friesen, SCOTIA BANKING ADVANTAGE... A NEW BANKING PACKAGE DESIGNED Brad Smith and Conrad Nordman. FOR POST-SECONDARY STUDENTS. The Canadian Construction Research Board (CCRB), in YOU COULD ntertainment cooperation with Manitoba construction companies, sponsor editor annually a student competition called Innovation in Construction. The 1993 competition was divided into four categories. They -WIN $1,000 CASH- were: 1) College Technology Reports/Research; 2) University KENTON Co-op Studies Reports/Research; 3) University Thesis; and 4) IN THE SCOTIA LARSEN Sustainable Development. BANKING ADVANTAGE SWEEPSTAKES! Five of the second-year Red River Community College Civil Icej Engineering Technology students took top honors in the College Technology Reports/Research category. Pay your tuition, buy school supplies or get away 10 PRIZES Conrad Nordman and Brad Smith won the first place, and a during Spring Break...just enrol in the Scotia $500 award for their project, "Alternative Sources of Water for the 1 rI Banking Advantage program by November 12, OF $IA°

.6114:4411re ENcurf0 City of Winnipeg." 17- 1993, and you'll automatically be entered for roduction Walter Friesen, Blaine Crouch and Andy Farrer won the second a chance to win. AMADEI) manager place, and a $250 award for their project, "Report on the Feasibility of Recycling Methane Gas Deposits from the Kilkona Landfill For details, visit our Scotiabank display on-campus during WARREN Site." In addition, they also won the second place, and another YAREMA $250 cash award in the Sustainable Development category. Bank Week, Tuesday, Sept. 7-Friday, Sept. 10, 1993 THE PROJECTOR.SEPT.701993 PAGE 6 THE PROJECTOR.SEPT.7•1993 11 PAGE 7 ele ■

Mop-up over, SA SA undergoes annual audit z;SQ•nergePzeim‘o

By Rene Hering SA in dire straits. We have a lot of resulting in a loss of revenue," said executive looks ahead assets, we're very stable." Fardoc. he SA is in the black. SA president Gord Fardoc is According to Scaletta profits or The Student Association happy with the audit, citing a loss losses are not of great significance. T went through its annual of revenue and capitol expenditures "Our goal is not to make a large By James Ham There will be approximately 28 events. audit in mid August and showed a including a new board for CMOR, amount of money, but to remain a a seats this year, with each of the The SA has reduced the number net surplus of about $7, 000 new computers in the Projector , stable and viable system," he said. O or only the second time in colleges seven divisions of "big events" it plans to hold this compared to a loss of over $51, and computer upgrades in the "We are a non-profit organization." 4c Red River Community represented on a population basis. year to four, and Fardoe hopes that 000 in 1992. college. The audit was conducted by F College history, a Students' Joining Fardoe on the council this will encourage some of the "We're still reeling from last "I am quite pleased since we've James V. Pyper of Evanic Perrault Association president will serve executive will be Robert Scott campus clubs to put on some of year," said executive director Todd had a decline in students enrolling Robertson. back-to-back terms. Hodgson as vice-president Finance their own events. Scaletta. "But by no means is the and students attending SA events ■ Scaletta: "still reeling from last year. SA president Gordon Fardoe said and Dave Hackbart as vice- Despite what would seem to be that his second term will be an president Student Affairs. a less than ringing endorsement opportunity to get the SA back on "We plan to go to the masses in from the student body at last track. the various areas of the college," spring's elections (he received "When I came into office last said Fardoe. approval in a yes/no runoff against year, it was quite evident that it "We want to meet with students himself from two-thirds of the six Student was necessary to make changes to and let them know that we are here percent who actually turned out to If you're content to spend the rest of your career crunching numbers for council," said Fardoe. to answer their questions. Most of vote), Fardoe is comfortable that Association others to manage, turn the page. The CMA designation is not for you. "My first year as president was all, we want to get the students he has the support of the students. really just a clean-up of past involved." "Across the country, colleges considers But if you're ready to become an executive decision-maker - to use problems. Hopefully this year, we The SA operates within a 1.3 and university student council financial information as a management tool - CMA leads the way. can get on with the business of million dollar budget. elections get between 5 and 25 per

running the SA." Approximately $240,000 of this cent election turnouts. We realize ti "This year we will have an money is generated from student that we are at the bottom of that health established rapport with the college fees. scale, but our election turnout was administration and we should have Th is budget includes funding for actually up from last year and we insurance an even better student council." campus radio station CMOR, the hope we can improve on those Fardoe realizes that councildoes campus newspaper the Projector, numbers this year." bet Camellias not run on Fardoe steam alone, and the salaries of the executive and According to Projector hopes to assemble an accountable other various other incurred statistics, voter turn-out for the N new SA executive: (from L to r.) Gord Fardoe, Dave By Rene Hering a council. expenses including SA sponsored previous year was 5.3 per cent. Hackbart, and Robert Scott Hodgson. ed River students might eedNot Apply. get a chance to make a Rhealthy choice next spring. Board of governors The Students' Association is currently gathering information and quotes for a Two-thirds of the career opportunities in the accounting profession health insurance plan for students who may have a are now in the field of management accounting. Only one professional " moves quickly" chance to say yes or no to the idea during a referendum that program is devoted solely to hands-on training in management will be held in March or April. accounting. The CMA Program. "If there is something Budget priorities studied at long reasonable and feasible we will hold a referendum on the Whether you plan an executive career in the corporate boardroom, issue," said SA president Gord range planning retreat in August Fardoe. the public sector or at the head of your own enterprise, as a CMA you'll The idea started with the SA have the edge. These three letters separate the managers from the executive who went to council and conducted informal number crunchers. surveys with students. By Jon Jenkins running of the college from the budgeting priorities and other Council gave Fardoe provincial government on April 1, goals. The retreat was held at. permission to research mooch sailing continues to 1993. the college Aug. 20-21. insurance options during the be the order of the day for Shortly after that, the college did Along with the twelve board last meeting of 1992/93. S Red River Community announce layoffs at the Educational members, two instructors will "We would look at a plan College's recently launched Board Television studio and cuts to attend the retreat as staff that includes all students but of Governors. programs targeted for women, but facilitators. They are Donald they could opt out or include "They do move quickly," said Tribula said that was the only down Benham of the Business and additional family members for the board's secretary, Jennifer side so far. Applied Arts division and Dale an extra fee," said Fardoe. "We The "M" stands for Management Tribula. "The board has met with the Watts of the Trades and want a plan that reflects the "They're a very positive board, women's program advisory Technology division. changing mood and age of very receptive. Initiatives from committee," she said. Also scheduled to join in the people coming back to school." For more information, call 943-1538. instructors have been very well "If they get funding from planning are Rick Dykes According to Fardoe the received." alternative sources, they will (director of financial services), average age of the Red River Tribula is the latest addition to reinstitute that program. It's just Norm Konowalchuk (director student is 28 and as such these The Society of Management Accountants of Manitoba the board governance equation, that the federal grant is no longer of administrative services), and students are no longer covered having started her new job at the there." Ken Webb (vice-president by their parents' policy. A 808 - 386 Broadway, Winnipeg, Manitoba R3C 3R6 end of May. The board had also scheduled a academic). number of students either can Certified Management Accountant The board itself took over the long range planning retreat to study not afford insurance or are attending college on UIC sponsorship. THE PROJECTOR•SEPT. 761993 THE PROJECTOR•SEPT. 701993 PAGE 9 PAGE 8 coNoct Olonissior comoct Olocussioll 5P

overproduced, hip-hop cloud of dust. "I hear you split up with your Republic is a well-produced, James and Elvis Costello. Billy Idol - Cyberpunk janet. lacks the three-minute singles boyfriend/ I hear he's unconcerned/ intelligent collection of thinking man's Thanks in part to Costello and Cait that made Jackson's previous efforts Love's a fickle fortune babe/ Every pop songs, tied together by crisp O'Riordan (who wrote all the lyrics) (Capitol) eatu• so successful, both commercially and penny must be earned". percussion, dreamy synthesizer and Costello's bandmembers (who Review by Jason Beck on video. On this release, she tries to Appropriately titled, Music In rhythms and Bernard Sumner's cozy provided the music), the ten-track If Elvis Costello, Roger Waters or be not only sensual , but also socially Colours is an imaginative collection vocals. collection serves as the perfect vehicle even XTC's Andy Partridge took a aware. "New Agenda" exhorts African- of well-produced pop songs drenched Without question, New Order's to showcase the British artist's shot at recording a concept album about American women to stand up and be in colorful musical imagery and Beatle- appealing vocals. William Gibson's novel, Cyberpunk, Pere Ubu — Story Of My comeback in 1993 is no fluke. 0000 counted, but the message is lost in a esque melodies. 000 1/2 James, a blond bombshell who's one of them might have had the Life (BMG) quagmire of heavy bass and mindless George Thorogood And often been marketed like the U.K.'s songwriting capabilities to pull it off. Review by Kenton Larsen babble from rapper Chuck D. New Order - Republic answer to Madonna, has never tried to Billy Idol, unfortunately, is not up The songs on janet. are covered in The Destroyers - Haircut pass herself off as anything but a to the task. t's fitting that the title track melodeon and vocal, to hard rock, and layers of sampling and pounding bass (PolyGram) (Capitol) passionate vocalist with a great set of The peroxide rocker's latest release on Story of My Life chronicles back again. Thomas' nervous vocal that distracts the listener from Jackson's Review by Jason Beck Review by Jason Beck pipes. Despite recording three full LP's is a mishmash of overbearing bounces above the mix, breathlessly I the life of a born loser. voice. But this might be part of the New Order's rust release since To call George Thorogood with Transvision Vamp, her only production, redundant techno melodies Pere Ubu (not a person, but a five- bemoaning the wasting of time. plan, as Jackson's voice lacks the 1989's Technique is a surprisingly predictable would be the songwriting credits to date were a few and lyrics silly enough to put Spinal piece band), despite chalking up nine On the aforementioned title track, huskiness to carry off these X-rated powerful LP from a band that many understatement of the century. collaborative efforts on the band's last Tap to shame (the best example can be satisfying albums, has never had a hit. Thomas hilariously tells his hard-luck lyrics. critics and fans alike had written off The artist's latest effort maintains disc. found in the song "Power Junkie", in The band deserves better. In a perfect story: janet., like her previous recordings, years ago. all of the elements of his past releases: The ten tracks on Now Ain't The which Idol calls out: "Suck on my love world, Story of My Life would change "First thing I did was crack the back is more style than substance, and carries Produced by New Order and a hot lead-off single, the odd original Time For Your Tears were custom meat/ Now suck on my steed"). all that. But this ain't a perfect world, of my head on the floor/I stepped on a greater impact on video, where Jackson Stephen Hague, Republic provides an recording and an assortment of built to allow James to show off the While the 13-track collection has a and that's the stuff that Ubu sings bee when I was four." can display her impressive full range of her vocal capabilities. few strong cuts, like the hot first single about. "Postcard" is a descent into weirdness choreography. And that's where her From the tender ballad "Basement "Shock To The System", and the The band was originally formed as a for old times' sake. The song appears fans arc, glued to MuchMusic. This Kiss" to hard-edged, tough rockers energetic 'Then The Night Comes", self-proclaimed "avant garage" band to be about Thomas' concern that his one will sell millions, but fewer like"FillInTheBlanks","PuppetGirl" most of the futuristic tunes about in 1977; a time when other bands were girlfriend won't accept a big potato millions than usual. 00 and "This Is A Test", James struts her anarchy and oblivion are weighed down singing about "Stayin' Alive". and a giant trout (among other things) stuff in grand fashion. by poor lyrics and boring techno Since then Ubu has shifted from sent to her through the mail. Stephen Duffy - Music In Costello's sardonic lyrics, sampling. Even Idol's seven-minute style to style: punk, industrial, hard "Kathleen", "Honey Moon", and meanwhile, provide ample doses of cover of The Velvet Underground's rock, psychedelia, new wave, dance, "Fedora Satellite II", though, is where Colours (Capitol) wit throughout. On the best cut, "Heroin", which starts out very and rap among them. Along the way, the band is most accessible. With Review by Jason Beck "London's Brilliant", Costello laments promising, ultimately collapses into a they pioneered sampling. The one airplay, any one of these could score Stephen Duffy has spent more than a the death of British rock, noting how repetitive 2-Unlimited style dance constant throughout, though, has been big. "Kathleen" is a catchy song about decade exploring the perameters of the "revolutionary days were sadly over track. frontrnan David Thomas' sputtering, unrequited love and self-pity, "Moon" modern pop song. and how many were "still digging up While the man responsible for such nerdy vocal. is a kind of twisted "Twist and Shout", First known for recording a number the bones of Strummer and Jones" infectious eighties classics as "White While Thomas' sound remains the and the love-letter "Satellite" is a of technopop dance hits in the early (just for the record, those guys formed Wedding" and "Rebel Yell" deserves same on Story of My Life, the music sonic masterpiece. eighties (such as "Kiss Me" and "Icing The Clash). some credit for ambition on this outing, becomes more layered, powerful, and Story of My Life is yet another strong On The Cake"), Duffy ultimately Ultinnately,NowAin'tTheTimeFor the results of his efforts are suitable for professional than ever. offering from Pere Ubu, well-deserving evolved into an acoustic songwriter Your Tears provides ample proof that devoted fans only. The CD kicks off with "Wasted", of your time and money. Besides, it's with the formation of his band, The James is more than just a pretty face. With Cyberpunk, Idol is only the closest to formula Ubu has ever practically charity to buy something Lilac Time, in 1988. As a vocalist, she more than holds dancing with himself. 00 come. The song goes from lone crafted by five born losers. 0000 With Music In Colours, his first solo her own. 000 1/2 effort in seven years, Duffy takes an artistic risk that pays off. Rather than returning to the synthesizer-based sound o f hi s earlier work, Duffy breaks new ground with an innovative, fresh ■ ■ pop sound that incorporates classical Don't say we didn't warn you to stay away from this stinker. David Thomas and company make Pere Ubu's Story of my Life an album well worth listening to. music into commercial guitar-rock Pete Townshend — escape the wrath of spoken dialogue, compositions.With the help of classical indication that the group's short hiatus embarrassingly familiar cover cares if it's about depression? a car accident or watching Psychoderelict (Warner) other songs like "Outlive the Dinosaur" Married "Lemon", a giddy ditty that features an composer Dr. Nigel Kennedy (who from recording has once again put versions. Overall, hey Zeus! is a rewarding with Children and "Early Morning Dreams" are is fascinating: it's equally-giddy Bono falsetto, and "Stay plays everything from viola to piano to them on top of their craft. Focused and While the unoriginal title track has Review by Kenton Larsen listen, but anyone wanting a upstaged by it. violent, noisy, and you should know (Faraway, So Close!)", a song that electric violin), Duffy delivers some revitalized, the band serves up eleven the potential to evolve into a major Pete Townshend's Psychoderelict is redefinition of "alternative" should When all is said and done, better. 00 mesmerizes with its driving rhythm. of his most intimate and enjoyable new tracks that almost never let up. party anthem, most of the other cuts on Psychoderelict succeeds only as a radio look elsewhere. 000 a great concept album ruined by one big The remainder of Zooropa, though love songs to date. From the opening guitar chords of the LP are tiresome. "Howlin' For My dumb idea. play. And who wants to listen to a CRASH consistenly fine, is not up to U2's Exploring topics ranging from "Regret" (New Order's best single Baby" resembles a blues version of That idea was to take Townshend's radio play more than once or twice? Sugar - Beaster (A & M) U2 - Zooropa (PolyGram) usually-high standards. courtship ('Totem") to the loss of since "Bizarre Love Triangle") to the Norm Greenbaum's "Spirit In The wonderful music and meld it with a 00 1/2 Review by Kenton Larsen Review by Kenton Larsen Though not the classic U2 album innocence ("Natalie") to jealousy percussive dynamism of "World" to Sky", "Killer's Bluze" sounds like radio play. This in itself isn'tnecessarily Bob Mould's songs have always By now there's two bits of it'll do the TESTED trivia that fans might have expected, ("Music In Colours"), the album is the acid-tongued "Liar", the disc "Bad To The Bone" and Bo Diddley's the kiss of death, since other artists have X - hey Zeus! (PolyGram) been pretty noisy. every U2 fan knows about Zooropa: job until the next one comes along. overflowing with heartfelt lyrics and delivers one brilliant cut after another. "Cops And Robbers" is rernniscent of used snippets of conversation effectively Review by Kenton Larsen However, repeated I is teni ngs of his first, that it was originally intended as 000 1/2 subtle pop melodies. The title track, Only the instrumental "Av alanche" and "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer". before, most notably Roger Waters on Legendary punk-rock band X albums, solo and with Husker Du, often an EP to promote U2's ongoing tour; for example, emphasizes the manner the pseudo-rap "Times Change" fall a Thorogood's only original song on the Radio K A.0 S. reportedly reformed after a five-year revealed "hidden" and very catchy Expecting lots and, second, that the resulting full- Janet Jackson - janet. in which true love is often wasted: little short of the mark. ten-track collection, "Baby Don't Go", No, what wrecks the album is that hiatus because its members felt they melodies underneath the feedback. length CD surprised U2 as much as it is a painfully simple throwaway track: of overnight guests? Townshend puts the dialogue, heaps of could redefine "alternative" rock for Beaver, the followup to Sugar's did everyone else. (Virgin) "Baby don't go/ Can't you see that I it, in the most inconvenient parts of his the 90's. fine debut, Copper Blue, is an As one might expect, the tossed-off Review by Randy Rummery What is 11 that inspires many olyesterday and today's songwriters? love you so?" exception. Mould's music and lyrics songs. Each time the intrusive dialogue Then again, maybe Exene album is uneven, alternating between This time, she's in lust. A Projector investigation has uncovered alarming evidence Though Thorogood is a great blues are gloomier and more cryptic than makes an appearance, most often in the Cervenka's albums of dramatic poetry dull studio experimentation on one Janet Jackson's latest release is a showman, and The Delaware middle of a song, Townshend turns the readings just weren't selling. ever before. that when all else fails, ifs cereal. hand and exciting "live" energy on the self-titled effort that is aimed at Destroyers are a live force to be music down - way down. Whatever the case may be, X, As the songtitles "Judas Cradle" other. shedding her nice-girl image. With reckoned with, Haircut finds the band Decorating The CD, then isn't so much a featuring the now-divorced vocalist and "JC Auto" suggest, the EP's six come." The disc's rust "experiment", and lyrics like "love to feel you throbbin "Sitting on a CORN FLAKE/ waiting for the band to going through the motions one too collection of new songs as it is a radio Cervenka and vocalist/bassist John songs have something to do with in a limited space? surprise, is "Numb", an industrial-style and "your smooth and shiny feels good —"I am the Walrus", The Beatles. many times. play, which is too bad. At age 48, the Doe, is back Probably best known for religion and relationships. rap that features the never-before-heard against my lips, sugar", all memories These days, Thorogood's greatest Who's former guitarist is still able to 1980's Los Angeles, the band was a Unfortunately, the songs' vague lyrics vocal of guitarist The Edge. "Numb"'s of that cute little girl who dated Willis accomplishment appears to be the fact write consequential music about mid- punk-rock original, blending the usual don't lend themselves to deeper " You might think I'm made of reddies/ that makes me choke on music is as appealing as anything U2 on D iff rent Strokes vanish in an that he can still make a living playing life, without resorting to the posturing scorching guitar with cowpoke analysis. has ever done, but The Edges's banter my SHREDDIES." other people's music. We are the exclusive that aging artists like Aerosmith seem harmonies and a rockabilly bass-line. "JC Auto" for instance reads like a is annoying and would likely give Lou —"Here Comes the Grump", Adam Ant. Beatlemania never had it so good. Canadian distributors of the eco-futon. so fond of. His new songs deserve to be On hey Zeus! , X doesn't sound too suicide note, yet the religious imagery Reed minutes of laughter. hints at more: 0 1/2 heard without the annoying far removed from its earlier albums. In The CD's other surprise, a lead vocal " We have to shout over the din of our RICE KRISPIES." interruptions. fact, Cervenka's continued inability to "Bleeding to death again/ Stuck in Projector-O-Matic by Johnny Cash, is more successful. —"Synchronicity II", The Police. Wendy James - Now Ain't The disc begins and ends with sing on key will be enough to drum up the heart again/ Somebody nail my U2 cleverly updates Cash's sound on Rating System "English Boy" a rocking number similar nostalgia in the most hardened of punk hands/ Somebody take my hand." "The Wanderer", sticking his world- The Time For Your Tears If the "Easter" in "Waking up the global swarming way/ napalm CORN FLAKES enough in sound and theme to be labelled rockers. Beaster is the weary vocal smack dab in the middle (MCA) a sequel to Townshend's 1980 hit Cervenka's off-key vocal, as fun as religious imagery, then the "Beast" is 00000 Classic for my SPECIAL K." of a synthesizer riff: Review by Jason Beck "Rough Boys". On "Now and Then" it is to laugh at, adds power and charm the music. On "Tilted" the crunching —"The Globe", Big Audio Dynamite. "I went walking through streets 0000 Excellent The first solo effort from Transvision and "Predictable", Townshend's at once to songs "Clean Like guitars and crashing percussion build paved with gold/ Lifted some stones/ Vamp vocalist Wendy James is a fresh trademark growl weaves in and out of Tomorrow" and "Everybody". to a raging finale, and "JC Auto"'s 000 Average to Good by me/ CHEERIO!" Saw the skin and bones/ Of a city "Okay/ that's fine pop rock outing that far exceeds any of our new address: his falsetto background vocals, to great "Country at War", the first single, is a unrelenting power-chord frenzy is just without a soul." OOFair to Poor — "Cheerio", The Boomtown Rats. #203-99 Osborne in the Village effect. The songs prove that his singing/ satisfying blend of electric guitar and plain frightening. her previous work. The neato song could revitalize °Abysmal -K.L. Credit for the accomplishment, songwriting abilities are better than ever. acoustic balladry. And Doe's "A New Listening to Beaster is strangely Cash's career. While the aforementioned songs fascinating - in the way that staring at however, has to be split up between Life" bounces along so happily, who The disc's other highpoints include THE PROJECTOR• SEPT. 781993 THE PROJECTOR•SEPT. 7.1993 PAGE 11 PAGE 10 fil^ proieCIor IlkIMMO

the Discovery went to see it. 0 0 Rookie Of The Year: A 12-year- but thanks to Nora Ephron's deft old is drafted by the Chicago Cubs direction, it works just the same. How to get typecast: a Rising Sun: Sean Connery and after a freak accident enables him One of the best "date flicks" ever retrospective. Summer movies dino-mite Wesley Snipes star as two to throw baseballs at the speed of made. tvoct detectives investigating the murder light. Daniel Stern directs and co- of a prostitute. The film gives the stars along with Gary Busey, who What's Love Got To Do With The Kid From Left Field (1979) impression that all Japanese know is wonderful as the Cub's washed- It: There's got to be something The Kid With the Broken Halo (1982) karate, sing karaoke, and treat up pitcher. The movie is as wrong with a movie that sets out The Kid with the 200 I.Q. (1983) women like dirt. Connery sentimental as Stand By Me and to immortalizeTina Turner and Jimmy the Kid (1983) annoyingly spouts off Japanese exciting as the baseball film of ends up making Ike Turner more interesting. In fairness, that's proverbs at the slightest your choice. Hands down, the best Prediction: 1994 — Gary Coleman because really-serious actor provocation, and the murder the family film of the summer and a stars with Norman D. Golden II in film is based on quickly becomes must-see. John Candy appears in Larry, I mean Lawrence irrelevant. (R.R.) an uncredited supporting role. Fishbume plays the part so well. Kid and a Half. K.L. 0 0 0 0 Angela Bassett as Tina, on the Robin Hood: Men In Tights: other hand, isn't acting - she's Princess Bride star Cary Elwes Snow White And The Seven mim icing. An uneven drama with hams it up as Robin Hood along Dwarfs: A family classic, and a nice surprise ending. ell .P Body Snatchers: Just what the world Just look at the with Richard Lewis, Dom Deluise, well-worth seeing, even if Snow The Meteor Man: needs, a third screen version of poster. Probable rating: No Stars. and a host of other zanies in Mel White was created by a In the spirit of judging a Invasion of the BodySnatchers. Meg Brooks' first film since the rancid Winnipegger who got ripped off book by its cover, the Tilly stars as a possessed zombie. Poetic Justice: Janet Jackson Life Stinks. Brooks applies much by Walt Disney and never got Not exactly a stretch. Probable rating: the same treatment found in such screen credit. No one ever said the Projector proudly presents proves that she's good enough - H 1/2 dam mit- to support a whole movie, "classics" as Blazing Saddles and life of a cartoonist was easy. previews of a number of while at the same time confirming History of the World Part I , but by movies we have yet to see, Coneheads: A 15-minute skit that that she and Michael are the same now the jokes have become too but we're pretty darn sure was unfunny twenty years ago is person. Probable rating: it $ 1/2 predictable: how many gags about Sleepless In Seattle: Tom Hanks about anyway. turned into a full-length movie that homosexuality, old Jewish men, and Meg Ryan star as two lonely is unfunny today. "We're The Secret Garden: A film that's and" funn y" names can an audience souls looking for the "perfect" Another Stakeout: Avoid any from France"; so funny I forgot to had its opening date bumped a few take? Some great one-liners, but mate. Think they'll finally meet flick with the word "another" in laugh. Probable rating: times (strike one), stars Maggie this arrow misses the bullseye. each other and be instantly in love? the title. Probable rating: _It Smith (strike two), and features a (J.B.) Nothing in this film is a surprise, For Love Or Money: A wacky, dying kid (yer out). Probable rating: slapstick comedy starring the king 112 of nuttiness himself, Michael J. Fox. Probable rating: $ Sliver: So universally-panned by critics, why bother seeing it? Also Free Willy: A boy and a whale. ignored by zillions of other folks 'fluff said. Let's hope they change tired of seeing Sharon Stone's the film's title in England where naked body projected onto a wall. "willy" is slang for"pen is". Probable Probable rating: No Stars. rating: So I Married An Axe Murderer: ■ Kevin Dunn, Kevin Kline, and scene-stealer Frank Langella star in "Dave", one of the most satisfying films of the summer. The Fugitive: Harrison Ford takes Ads for this movie want us to the lead role in this screen version of believe that this isn't Wayne's Instead of the movie reviews the classic TV show, even though he World II, but it might as well be and is sequestered to play "the first film since Chaplin, Robert movies "two presidential thumbs doesn't have half the ears of David because it s so darn funny. Actually that usually occupy this part" when the commander-in- Downey Jr. builds on his talent for up"?) The plot is light on Janssen. Possible McDonald's tie- sucks. Probable rating: space, the Projector is proud physical comedy, providing a chief has a heart attack. One of the intelligence and heavy on action; in: Fugitive Fajitas. Probable rating: most satisfying comedies in a long remarkable performance. Four lost in other words, the perfect summer Ale f to present its own "Summer lYCHT5 WIL n AWL True Romance: Christian Slater time. Ex-vampire Frank Langella souls must inhabit Downey's body movie. Round Up" of flicks. It's rrrr CPlir itlif°F1 mugs and smirks his way through is a scene-stealer in a supporting to resolve issues in their own lives Hocus Pocus: Bette Midler disguises another movie with a stupid title. quick, it's comprehensive, role. before entering heaven. A comic Jurassic Park: You bet Jurassic, herself as a witch in hopes that Also starring Patricia Arquette as and, most importantly, it fills delight. (R.R.) c.) C} Steven Spielberg's flick is just like audiences won't recongnize her in herself in tight-fitting clothes. a heap o' space. Dennis the Menace: John Hughes Tic quality music thrift the dinosaurs that inhabit it: store this kiddie version of "The Witches Probable rating: No Stars. i s the most environmentally- Hot Shots! Part Deux: You know technically impressive, but no SPECIAL OFFER of Eastwick." Probable rating: 4A- By Kenton Larsen friendly guy making movies today. you're in trouble when you leave heart_ Although it's well on the with this ad He has now recycled the Home- the theatre saying "I could make a Complete way to becoming the biggest box- House Of Cards: Kathleen Turner Benny And Joon: More proof Alone-kid-sadistically-beats-up- movie better than that." And that's Buy One CD or TAPE vending office hit of all time, that still can't starts to get suspicious when a deck that Mary Stuart Masterson should bad-guy-who-really-deserves-it what the five-year-olds were saying hide the fact that the whole film & Get One of the Same services of cards appears around her kid. Oh for schools, be a huge star. The film might theme three times. This time, coming out of this one. This time can be summed up with two words: At 1/2 Price! (No Limit!) goodie, another virtual reality flick. business & suffer from heavy-handedness at though, he adds a touch of 0. Charlie Sheen and company send • • • mechanical lizards. Cryptic note: Probable rating: I it 1/2 institution. times, and an overdose o f sweetness Henry's "Ransom of Red Chief" up Rambo flicks. Like Spaceballs "Park" backward is "Krap". Buy, Trade, Consign & Layaway at others, but it satisfies for subtlety, and drives it home before it, Hot Shots! comes nearly " Nois 1/2 Life With Mikey: Instead of starring nonetheless. with the most on-screen violence ten years after all Rambo gags have CDs & TAPES/ as a kid, Michael J. Fox gets to act since Predator. It's hard to believe been exhausted. Pretty lame. MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS nepenthe Last Action Hero: Ah-nold's with a kid. The word on the street is Cliffhanger: Producers were that parents are actually taking their 1/2 Across from Deioca's biggest bath at the box office. A that the film is a success: Fox looks reportedly worried from the time kids to a film where the bad guy is couple of good action sequences 943 Portage Ave. much taller. Probable rating: Quality Automatic Personalized Cliffhanger's trailer started named "Switchblade Sam". Awful. In The Line Of Fire: An edge-of- centred around a cockamamie plot 788-0967 -9 -9 3 Service Installation and Operation appearing in theatres: audiences No Stars. your-seat thriller that pits ultra- stolen from countless other movies: Radio Controlled Service would typically ooh and ahh over cool Clint F_astwood against slimy a kid (Cop and a Half) gets a magic Made In America: Mother Ted the exciting mountain-top The Firm: Hunk Tom Cruise John Malkovich. Eastwood plays ticket (Willy Wonka and the Danson film. Whoopi. Probable 633-9539 photography, right up until returns in the movie version of an aging Secret Service agent who Chocolate Factory) from a gruff- rating: 'A 1313 King Edward St. Jas. S ylvester Stallone' s face appeared. John Grisham' s best-selling novel. must stop Malkovich's deranged but-lovable projectionist (Cinema Projector-O-Matic Fax: 6946079 At that point laughter would ensue. The only remarkable thing about character from assasinating the Paradiso) and he finds himself in Rating System The Man Without A Face: It's Their fears were justified. Mother this so-called thriller are the president. The movie's so good the "world o' the movies" (Purple unclear just how it happens, but in sad chapter in the downfall of an outstanding performances by Gene that President Clinton momentarily Rose of Cairo). Boiinnng! The 00000 Classic this one Mel Gibson plays a guy who actor once believed to be the next Hackman and Ed Harris. Warning: had leave of his senses on Larry film's producers spent a quadrillion 0000 Excellent burns his face off (Acid? Fire? The Marlon Brando. Can Stop or My the title has nothing to do with King, endorsing the Presidential- bucks on this fiasco, a metric tonne 000 Average to Good possibilities are endless). Odds are Mom Will Shoot 2 be far away? Cruise's butt. 1/2 assasination flick on a show of which went to advertising on the his unscarred ass has a starring role. watched by zillions of psychopaths. OOFair to Poor side of a rocket. By all accounts the Probable rating: I <3 Dave: Kevin Kline plays a guy Heart and Souls: Check your (What next? Clinton teams up with advertising was a smashing °Abysmal who looks just like the president, sense of reality at the door. In his a fat ex-president and starts giving success: all five crewmembers on ■ Like you haven't seen this picture enough: a mechanical lizard looks at dinner.

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September 22. Transportation to from the banks were asked "can you name the seven dwarfs?" and had unlimited time to respond. If no response had been given after three phone calls, we gave up. I welcome back) around the college. And if that isn't for? The festivities unfold Tuesday, and from the Convention Centre, The results are listed below and are, thankfully, not intended to assist you in choosing a financial institution. W to Red River, and to enough, free donuts and souvenirs Enjoy your weekend, and get with the first of two beer gardens in and many more perks for an the first column of a regular feature the courtyard that offer FREE unbelievably low price. To quote designed to keep you aware of admission to all students, and LIVE Joe Aiello, master thespian and Can you name the seven dwarfs? everything going on around the , - country and blues bands. Breakfast wrestling commentator, "don't ya CIBC Bank of Montreal Bank of Nova Scotia campus. As Promotions is on us Wednesday, as the annual dare miss its" Royal Bank TD Bank "Doc, Sleepy, Coordinator for the SA, I'll be Pancake Breakfast takes place with That covers the first two weeks Call is transfered to "I'll give you someone in our "I think you should call the Call is transfered, then H a p p y , your guide through all things fun the help of a few famous faces. (I'll of September at the college. This answering machine. provincial office." PR office for something like disconnected. and extra-curricular. Call 1: give you a hint. Elvis isn't one of column will be devoted to Grumpy, the guy that." September is a great month to them. Why? Because he's dead.) informing you of upcoming SA with the green learn your way around and meet Thursday, come to another FREE events, but it relies on your input as suit and pointy people, as Orientation Day and beer garden offering LIVE well. If you have any.promotional Kick-off Week head the calendar entertainment, and if you're still ideas for your group or club, feel hat." of events for 1993-94. standing on Friday, there's a pub free to contact Program Director "I'll put you through to Call is transfered to "Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Call is transfered, no Orientation Day is Friday, featuring one of Winnipeg's hottest Jackie Lindal or myself at the SA Call 2: — September 10 in the South Gym, bands, and someone will win back office (DM20). We look forward Infoservice." answering machine. Grumpy, Bashful, Happy." answer. and it's a chance to find out about their first-term tuition! to hearing from you, and we hope Came up with "Doc" after the services and programs the And there's more. Nooners you have a great year! given "think PhD" hint. college has to offer. You can also throughout the week, featuring meet your Students' Association more bands and comedians, the Infoservice won't answer the After assurance her name "I think you'd better talk executive, and find out what Call 3: _ _ Hunt Before October, a caricature BE A REGULAR question. won't be used, an employee to someone else." they're doing with your student artist, and more. It's a week you BLOOD says, "I don't know the names fees. don't want to miss, and you won't, DONOR A new orientation video will be IV Activities ot plenty will rock the campus this year. since you go to school here. of any." r $$$$$$$$$$$$$ Student $ NEED SOME $ Telephone Directory $ EXTRA CASH? $ $ The Students' Association is $ Prices may change without notice. All 486 CPU's by Intel Current Market prices on RAM may cause DELETIONS now accepting applications system orices to vary. System Options t1/4 Power 386DX-40 $1,599.00 NOVELL for 1993/94 Bar Staff. 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Bill and Kim: an affair to remember? By Jon Jenkins satisfactory trade agreement. Trudeau left office and Rajiv leaning sort of way, and Benjamin Of course, the Windsor boys, Bill indicates inflation is rising Ghandhi blew up, there are Netayanhu, the admitted adulterer Chuck and Andy, have a free dance 'coo f{week was reading with interest rapidly, and he is having difficulty precious few eligible bachelor with the movie-star looks, might card these days as well. the other day how controlling his unemployment leader-types out them. get elected in Israel. I Canada's relations with situation. Just as an aside, with Trudeau, the United States had dramatically Kim accepts this position, and William MacKenzie King, and improved since Prime Minister promises to work closely towards now Kim Campbell, Canada has Campbell's first meeting with a common goal. produced more bachelor leaders President Clinton at the Tokyo Now, the two cast aside fiscal than anyone else in the 20th G7 summit. restraint and their gross national century. And that's not even Is anyoneelse out there thinking products swell with the decisive including Dick Hatfield who, while what I'm thinking? thrust of their monetary policy, not a national leader, was still a Se•tember 13-17 Is it possible that Wild Bill until, their central reserves very eligible bachelor. Clinton, the Little Rock Lothario, exhausted, they await the inevitable Let's face it, a lot of these guys is putting the moves on our very economic downturn. would qualify as finalists in the own unspeakably lonely Kimbo? Nah, couldn't happen. At least Blind Date From Hell competition. Perhaps it happened in a not with those wet blankets, the Big and boozy, the blustery crowded ballroom, not ten feet Majors, hanging around. Boris Yeltsin looks like the type of 1 9 9 3 from the spot where George Bush Besides, Bill's been on his best "hands-on" date Kim would be bagged his groceries all over behaviour lately, not wanting to fighting off all night. Kiichi Miyazawa, that our two annoy his most important And what of Helmut Kohl, a tuesday rookie summincers gazed across constituency, forty-something huge, slumping sack-of-a-man? Or and found each other? women named Hilary. that wet dishrag, John Major? F.W. Moving quickly, Bill casually Alas, Kim's desperate and de Klerk? Bald as a doorknob, but proposes a vigorous program of dateless government seems with less personality. Losers all. Beer Gardens fiscal stimulation. doomed to continue, at least until There is hope, though. Kim demurs, but allows that an election. Australia's Paul Keating is III Helmut Kohl reacts to that"sack -of-a-man" crack. 2:00pm - 6:00pm her borders are open to a mutually The sad fact is, since Pierre ruggedly handsome, in a left- FREE entrance

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