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TV's till . . No more was September . MODERN WORLD But we must be brave and carry on. Actually, you can read what Tony The Jam 4 Parsons (he of the article BREATHING fame) thinks of and other music programmes in this issue's Kate Bush 6 special feature on rock on TV on pages 12-14. Other goodies in this THIS WORLD OF WATER issue are a Request Spot Special with New Musik 8 the first three Jam singles now back in the lower reaches of the chart OVER YOU (Thanks to for lending us 15 his vintage photos), an extra song, another chance to win a mini-TV on THE GREATEST COCKNEY RIP-OFF page 18, a competition with a difference on page 28, plus the last of Cockney Rejects 17 our badge tokens and our binder offer POLICE AND THIEVES On page 35. We can but hope these Managing Editor offerings will filling 19 go some way to Nick Logan the gap left in our lives by the absence of Spit The Dog, Compost Corner, HOLD ON TO MY LOVE Editor David Bellamy . . . Jimmy Ruffin 22 Ian Cranna TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY BABY Features Editor Smokie 26 David Hepworth NO DOUBT ABOUT IT Design Editor Hot Chocolate 27 Steve Bush CALL Design Assistant Blondie 29 Andy Ingamells ROCK'N'ROLL

Editorial Assistant 32 jta/ Hillier LIFE jjJJ SHE'S OUT OF MY Michael Jackson 36 Contributors IB Cliff White FOOL FOR YOUR LOVING Robin Katz 39 Red Starr Fred Dollar LEAVING HERE Mike Stand Motorhead 39 Kelly Pike KATE BUSH: Feature 6/7 Advertisement Manager ROCK ON TV: Feature 12/13/14 Rod Sopp Tel: 01-439 8801 : Colour Centrespread 20/21 Publisher Peter Strong PHIL LYNOTT: Feature 24/25 DEBBIE HARRY: Colour Picture 29

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\N0HVB THE MODERN WORLD ] By The Jam on Polydor Records

Jaroo This is a modern world

What kind of fool do you think I am?

You think I know nothing of the modern world life same J»er«Jf*Jg can C*-*"* All my has been the I've learned to live by hate and pain It's my inspiration drive NNnat^SVeforeve. '•Rasa I've learned more than you'll ever know Even in school I felt quite sure

That one day I would be on top And I'd look down upon the map The teachers who said I'd be a failure °Se Te BeC8 ^s>Nnatha^^^° Chorus This is the modern world, that I've learnt about eS one Buttne< This is the modern world, we don't need no To tell us what's right or wrong

This is the modern world

Say what you like, 'cause I don't care

I know where I am and going to

It's somewhere I won't preview Don't have to explain myself to you

I don't give a damn about your review Repeat chorus

This modern world this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is Hey, we don't need no one to tell us what's right or fac wrong eat to nrVeller icLtd. Rep hi/Pa0 MuS wo.'ld --^sion ^ Son This is a modern world, this is the modern Words and music by Paul Welter *epr0 Words and ^•wast*Ss^ Reproduced by permission And Son Music Ltd.

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hoover. I find that very therapeutic. When I've got a lot THE ME INSIDE on my mind I like to get away to something totally non-taxing. "I see whenever Kate Bush lets Deanne Pearson in on her secrets. possible too, and watch television, because that's something you can just switch off when you've had enough." IS THAT really Kate Bush walking The studios are like a second you realise how important it is fighting, militant bands such as She laughs at having to relate across the cafeteria of EMI's home to Kate at the moment. that they should actually be and the Stranglers. such run of the mill things to Abbey Road Studios? I have to She's been working virtually saying something." Kate is so slight and demure, prove she's "normal". look twice to make sure. non-stop here for the last few The lyrics her previous on two an extremely artistic person "I'm not a star," she says She's much smaller than I months — apart from some albums are mainly concerned whose aims seem more adamantly. "My name is, but not imagined and dressed casually in session work with Peter Gabriel with love, sex, and relationships. concerned with entertaining me. I'm still just me." jeans, colourful blouse and and Roy Harper (for his Simple and common subject people by taking them away little cardigan. Wearing make-up, "The Unknown Soldier"). matter, I suggest, safe and from the outside world and its KATE HAS been criticised for she looks about 14 years old but Kate is working on her third uncontroversial. problems, even if only for an being too pretentious onstage - moves with all the grace and album which is now scheduled Kate rightly points out, hour or two. for not being herself. Patiently confidence of a trained dancer for end of June release. When however, that her lyrics do go Hers seems a comfortable, she explains what she thinks the and experienced performer — asked about it, however, she is into the psychology of the almost fairytale success story. critics have missed. which of course she is. understandably hesitant. relationships, and analyse what Discovered by EMI Records at the "When I am onstage, I'm Smiling warmly, she sits down "It's difficult to talk the lies under about that superficial banner age of 16, she was sponsored for performing, yes, and I'm with an orange juice and album without you actually of 'love', which — no matter how a couple of years writing, during projecting. And to do these lemonade. She rarely drinks hearing it," she explains, in a common a theme — is still very which time she continued things well, I have to be big" (she alcohol she tells me, and thinks voice so quiet I worry the tape important to a lot of people. learning to dance, perform and stretches her small, slender, most people who do just lack recorder won't pick it up. "I Her is new album, however, project herself. frame upright to demonstrate) confidence. I put down my lager suppose it's more like the first exploring different avenues. Then she was launched into "and bold, and full of confidence. and order a coke. album. The Kick Inside', though, "There are a lot of different the world of record, music and And I am, but" (and she plumps than the second, 'Lionheart', in songs," she says. "There's no business, its with down in her seat again), "it's still THE ABBEY ROAD Studios are that the songs are telling stories. specific theme, but they're accompanying bright lights and little me inside." famous in connection with the "I like to see things with a saying a lot about freedom, glamour. And here she is, still in Her performance, she says, is Beatles, in particular their positive direction, because it which is very important to me." EMI's safe, protective cocoon. not contrived, it's just how she "Abbey Road" album. In the makes it so easier is is much to Which why Kate also Kate laughs at this picture of feels at that time. foyer a large picture of Paul communicate with the audience producing the album herself this herself. "I mean, you can't go onstage McCartney welcomes visitors. or listener. When you see people time, helped by John Kelly who "I think from the outside it and simper, and be timid and Next to it, and just as prominent, actually listening to the songs produced "The Kick Inside" and does look as if it's been very easy shy," she continues. "You've got is a picture of Kate Bush. and getting into them, it makes "Lionheart". for me — if you believe what the to be big and strong and give "It means I have more control media say. But in fact it hasn't. your audience everything you've over my album, which is going to Everyone thinks — knows, got, reveal your emotions, be make it more rounded, more because it's true — that you need romantic, transport them into

complete, I that lucky break, more me, hope." but what really another world, so they're in tune Her latest, fifth, single, is very counts is the determination that with you. different has to there from anything Kate has be in the beginning. "That requires an awful lot of done before, and different to "Basically it all comes down to hard work, and an almost anything on the album, she says. personality, you have to be very calculated force I suppose, in that "Breathing" is a dramatic strong to get where you want in you know what you're doing. But statement about the very real this business. I mean some it does come naturally. dangers of a possible nuclear people have been going ages, "Bands that do nothing, that disaster in our world. like , she's amazing" just go out and perform their "It's about a baby still in the (n.b. the only time in an hour's basic function, play their latest mother's at the time of womb conversation that Kate uses that album, or sing it, or whatever nuclear fallout, but it's more of a word). and then just walk off, are spiritual being," Kate explains, "Elkie's been knocked down so boring. You have to keep your gesticulating with her hands, many times, and yet she always audience's attention all the way drawing a picture in the air to gets up again and fights back. It's — to be a success."

demonstrate. the same with me. Because I ' Which is why Kate Bush is a "It all its has senses: sight, want to keep going, I can. I don't success. Her onstage smell, touch, taste and hearing, deny that I've been lucky performance is an extension of BREATHING it is and knows what going on though." her songs. Through her outside the mother's womb, and The determination, just as movements she expresses the yet it wants desperately to carry important as the talent, has mood of her songs. They can be on living, as we all do of course. always been there, probably fast and lively, or angry perhaps, "Nuclear fallout is something even before Kate learnt to play My radar sends brlflht "ah* slow and sad, or maybe ^."t we're all aware of, and worried the at the age of eight. But my mstmcts teHmXk^p romantic. about happening in our lives, and "Instead of going out to play Because she is so involved, her it's Chorus something we should all take with other children I used to play audience become involved and time to think about. We're all the piano — it was my way of her show becomes an art form in innocent, none of us deserve to talking, of expressing myself." itself. A logical extension to this, be blown up." Kate admits she was a fairly Kate feels, would be to make a The hopelessness and solitary child who didn't have and a show to go pointlessness of nuclear fallout is many friends, and I wonder if she with it, so the whole thing » conveyed also in the haunting, still is a bit of a loner. It seems IB Ch8 becomes a concept in one. "^^-thefir ominous melody which swirls rather an odd question when But that's very in A^.rtn.bC ., 8nd , ast much the -° £ forlornly around Kate's familiar picturing the self-assured future at the moment. As we crying vocals. The lyrics are short performer onstage — but what walk out of the studios after the andever OnlythefooKw ^h«™ but to the point, while in the about offstage, away from it all? interview she blinks in the 1J background You and me an Is she much of a socialite? sunlight and looks round in mock knew life teeifi, officious-sounding broadcast "No, I don't go to parties amazement at what is left of the instructs its nation what to do. much, the last one must have Repeat chorus day. Working in the studios till been, ooh, Christmas I suppose. two or three most mornings has IT SEEMS strange to hear Kate When I get home I tend to sleep, been going on a bit too long she about politics, especially at the moment feels. something I associate more with because I've been working so The first thing Kate Bush would like to do after completing the album is take a holiday. These waters have frozen The tide comes in once more but Can't break the ice no more I'm safe on higher ground It's raining so hard now The water here still rising Can't seem to find a shore It's come to drag me down

NEW MUSK Chorus Repeat chorus World of water THIS WORLD OF WATER Where you swim for the other side World of water World of water You can drown but you still survive But you're swimming against On GTO records the tide Repeat chorus This all goes so much deepr Than some would like to say World of water Soaked in this world of water You can drown but you still survive Until it's washed away Repeat chorus Repeat chorus Words and music by Tony Mansfield Reproduced by permission April Music Ltd. ap%.

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U-** THE RETURN NUMAN OF THE / IN SPUD BOYS / DEVO RETURN to the U.K. in June to promote their third NASSAU album, "Freedom Of Choice". The band had a tour scheduled GARY NUMAN is helping out for last autumn which they were Robert Palmer with his new forced to cancel because the halls album being recorded at they had decided to play couldn't Compass Point studios in accommodate their current stage Nassau, Bahamas. Gary plays spectacular. keyboards on four tracks. Robert first betrayed an interest in Dates are as follows: Glasgow Gary's work last year when he Apollo (June 1), incorporated "Cars" and "Me I Odeon (2), Newcastle City Hall Disconnect From You" in his live (5), City Hall (6), act, but Manchester Apollo (7), London whether there will be a BUSTER BLOODVESSEL, shy, retiring front man with Bad the Rainbow (8) and Southampton Numan song on album isn't Manners, does his Hilda Ogden impersonation. yet clear. Gaumont (9). Tickets are priced at £3.50, £3.00 and £2.50 except at the Rainbow were £4.00 seats are also available. § RODNEY FRANKLIN, the man responsible for "The Groove", In the week beginning May ^ is well versed in the disciplines 17th Virgin Stores in each of the £ towns on the itinerary (with the BOWIE of piano. He attended a § special school near his exception of Glasgow) will be o Northern home showing a brand new 45 minutes £j at least day. In BUREAU where young children were Devo film once a encouraged to study music, London the film will be on show HARD CORE Bowie fanatics will jazz in particular. After winning at The Megastore, Marble Arch doubtless already know all about various distinctions for his and Kensington High Street. the regular bulletins from The playing he started to play Bowie Bureau in the Isle Of professionally with artists like Wight. Others may not. Currently . BEAT ON on its thirty sixth issue the "The Groove", which comes bulletin offers gossip, the odd picture, old reviews and from his first solo album, THE STREET some is, numerous transcripts of TV and "You'll Never Know", THE BEAT, whose first album, "I to his record radio interviews old and new. according Just Can't Stop It", is released Best of all it's absolutely free. company, starting a new dance this week on their own Go-Feet Freeze", this Just send SAE to Bowie Bureau, craze called "The label, set out on a major tour in 11 Gloucester Road, Ventnor, Isle being what the dancers do May and June. of Wight for your copy. when the music stops and Dates are as follows; Aylesbury starts. (Hasn't Gary Numan Friars (May 24), Brighton Top this for years?) been doing Rank (25), Sheffield Top Rank (27), Newcastle Mayfair (28), Derby Assembly Rooms (29), FACTS AND IDENTITY Cambridge Corn Exchange (30), Norwich University (31 ), Poole RUMOURS CRISIS Arts Centre (June 2), Coventry Tiffanys (3), Stoke Hanley Victoria 'S sixth album, YOU WOULDN'T believe the Hall (6), Cardiff Top Rank (8), "", will be things I've done. Been to number Swindon Brunei Rooms (9), released at the end of the month five with a speeded up version oi Malvern Winter Gardens (1 0), on . Parker, who has a Russian classical toon, written Withernsea Grand Pavilion (12), been unhappy for some time with a few songs for David in Unity Hall (13), his previous label. Phonogram, "Stardust", produced an album Leicester University (14), Bristol thus joins his band. , for Shakin Stevens, taken an Locarno (15), Portsmouth on the label owned by his song into the Locarno (17), Blackburn King manager, Dave Robinson. charts and spent more time in Georges Hall (19), Middleton The Rumour, now without the company of than Civic Hall (20), Manchester keyboard player can be consistent with good

Russell Club (21 ), London who has gone into full time ense. Whisk down to the foot of Hammersmith Palais (24), production, also have their own oage 1 1 and let us get intimate. Birmingham Top Rank (25). third album ready for release. SMASH HITS 9 .^1 --"1 I I

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I \ I \ I ALL TIME \ I \ I TEN TOP \ I Phil Lynott \ I 1. THE SPECIAL AKA: Too I' Much Too Young (2 Tone) .^ 2. JUNIOR MURVIN: Police And Thieves (Island) JUNIOR 3. THE DOOBIE BROTHERS: What A Fool Believes MADE IT (Warner Bros.) — PICTURE LYNOTT: Solo In Soho CARRY ON 4. PHILIP (Vertigo) HAPPEN THIS 5. : Do Anything JUNIOR MURVIN, the man who MORE Wanna Do (Vertigo) THE LAMBRETTAS follow up You has taken the classic 6. JACKSON BROWNE. The into the their success with "Poison Ivy" "Police And Thieves" PRODUCT Pretender (Asylum) with an original composition charts on re-release, comes from Rock'n'Roll 7. KRAFTWERK: Trans Europe "THE GREAT called "D-a-a-ance". This 45 will Port Antonio, a fishing town in in London on Express (Capitol) was Swindle" opens initially be available as a full the north of Jamaica. He Classic, Oxford 8. ZZ TOP: La Grange (London) hotel gigs May 1 5th at The colour picture disc in a clear vinyl discovered doing small London Pavilion. 9. : Street, and The sleeve. (virtually the only type of live (Rolling Stones) Later in May it will also be shown Shattered music venue on the island) by ace Green, 10. SEX PISTOLS: Bodies at The Screen On The — reggae producer Lee Perry, who it's likely GENO (Virgin) (London) and that some sort of national release for June. THE HONEST will be arranged Virgin are also releasing a SCENE single album of music from the TRUTH soundtrack called (surprise!) "The Great Rock'n'Roll Swindle" SPEAK IN in early June. It's not yet known exactly what this will contain. WARDOUR of the There is also to be a book film, written by respected fantasy STREET Michael Moorcock, and novelist FOR ANYBODY who read the presented in the format of a lyrics of "I'm The Face" by The newspaper. High Numbers last issue but couldn't make head nor tail of the VINYL FROM VINYL jargon, here's a swift introduction modspeak 1965 style. KOSMO VINYL, press agent, adviser and general right hand to A "ticket" was a mod who man for Ian Dury and The Clash, is hoping to set the didn't quite make it, strictly an independent label scene back on the right track by forming his amateur. The Scene was a own group of alternative companies. Disillusioned with the popular club in London's increasingly predictable approach of the bigger independents Wardour Street and an "Ivy took him into his Black Ark studio GENO WASHINGTON, the and tho snobby obscurity of most of the others, he's planning a League" jacket was a very sharp, in Kingston to record "Police And hero of Dexy's No. 1 hit, series of singles and albums from artists working outside the thin lapelled, three buttoned item Thieves" in early '76. was an American serviceman pop mainstream. of clothing modelled on the style Most people have come to stationed in Britain in the Sixties Starting with working capital of 66p, Kosmo has launched favoured by students of the more know the song through took up soul singing after Dread At The Controls, a label which will specialise in reggae, exclusive American Universities. Clash's , but the being demobbed. both black and white. The first release is "Rockers Delight" by Sadly, Peter Meaden, the original album is still available on Bringing together various Mikey Dread, the Jamaican who toured recently with The original king mod and early Island, though Murvin has had young musicians into his Ram Clash. Mikey also produced The Clash single, "Bank Robber", one manager of The High Numbers nothing released in this country RAINBOW Jam Band, he swiftly became which CBS are unwilling to release, and is currently working (before they became The Who), for a couple of years now. of the hottest live attractions in the band at Channel One Studios in Jamaica on tracks for with years ago FAN CLUB the country. His slick, energetic died a couple of a fourth Clash album. . without seeing his song make the THE FIRST officially authorised revue style presentation went Kosmo plans to start a number of labels catering for country, multitudes not be charts, fifteen years after its fan club for Rainbow has now down a treat with the jazz and artists whose records would otherwise were mail order original release. Wonder what been established and the of soul fans who released, m future he hopes to be able to sell records he'd have made of organisers plan to provide particularly strong in the North below normal retail level. Any inquiries (or tapes) at prices well ""? members with news, information and Midlands. should be sent to Dread At The Controls, 32, Alexander Street, special offers as well Although Geno never managed it out. fortune and various London W2. If he likes it, he might just put No as opening up channels for a major hit single, his live hunters, please. enthusiasts to write to the band albums, glorying in such titles as ELTON personally. For details, send an "Handclappin' Footstompin' starting off. Dexy's have SAE to Rainbow Fan Club, PO Funky Butt Live!" and "Hipsters after FOUNDTRACK ALBUM into print calling him "the Box 7, Prescot, Merseyside L35 Flipsters Fingerpoppin' Daddies", gone ever of the album, 4PP. made their mark on the long greatest soul singer that THE SOUNDTRACK album has a new His career waned lived". Frankly, this is nonsense. new film, "Americathon", called "", released on playing charts. spirit behind this major previously HOW TO succeed in the music guiding at the end of the Sixties and Sentimental nonsense. He was features one Rocket in mid-May. Produced by business: Part 43. Meet The new artistic force and he claims THE B-52s have now completed various comeback attempts way too raucous and lacking unreleased Elvis Costello track Elton with Give Franks, it Sussed, a Birmingham band to have put the band together. provisionally years originality to stand next to Otis called "Crawling To The USA". features songs co-written with their second album, throughout the last few Doctor Frankenstein style, from briefly featured in the Osborne, whose new single, "I've Got Me entitled "Urgentissimo", and have failed to get off the ground. Redding or Ben E King. Costello is , Gary is just the spare part musicians left over ours if you above song. It's Tzuke as Parka", out on expect to release it in the At least Geno can comfort But, well, he was film playing the and Judy *r label. geezer at the from previous waves. Here he is it will open single, "Little Graduate The summer. himself with having inspired a see what I mean. not yet known when well as the current front, name of Oscar, is the inspecting the raw material. number one record fifteen years THE MODFATHER here. Jeannie". SMASH HITS 11 10 SMASH HITS on GIT. Roy looks as though he loves every moment of this little chore, of course, but Auntie Linda and Uncle Mike — well! They act all sullen and resentful, grimacing and drawing back their lips as if the words tasted of TOUCH something you put down to kill rats. Mike Moran plays keyboards and does vocals. He looks like Ian Hunter with an invisible skunk grafted onto his upper lip. Sometimes he gets to sing an awful rock standard by one of those tawdry, tinny old tunesmiths like Chuck Berry or Jerry Lee Lewis. Mike's finest moment was when he sang a bluesy duet with Linda on Mink's "Melting Pot" (surely the best case for segregation the world of music has ever offered). The rest of the time he does back-up work on the show, looking very pissed off in the most petty way imaginable. G/Talso features two new tenth-rate bands every week, bands who are on the first rung of the showbiz ladder but too dumb to realise that this will be the high point of their careers. Resident dance troupe, the arthritic-limbed TSD's, get to dance twice on every GIT. They will use one of these spots to caper around dressed in furry ears and woolly tails, interfering with one of the tenth-rate bands. Their dancing consists of waving their arms in the air and grinning mindlessly. They steadfastly refuse to take off their furry ears and woolly tails, even if the band is crooning some romantic tear-jerker. Perverts. G/Tis like going to a party thrown by an amiable buffoon (Roy) who you really like when all the other guests are vile, of every show. Come on horrible, slobs (the rest) who everybody, singalongaGIT: deliberately spill drinks and stub kaftans and grovelling around in "Get It Together, their cigarettes out on his nice — the mud at an Altogether now, let's have a new carpet. In the Smash Hits japes should keep on coming all that puerile "Gosh, aren't we festival, getting our freaks out to good time, Readers Poll, only having a spiffing great, simply some Hendrix solo. Their idea of Put your hand together with IN is just that, a live gig with no interference from the five out of your Top marvie, awfully young rave-up "raw" is The Damned and their mine. tonight, chaps! " stuff — the ilk — my idea of "crap". We got rock, network, and the programme is Ten TV programmes ancient, everlasting curse of And — goodness! — who We got soul. only ever as good as the act is the We got old. showcases. was were music shows. TOGWTis that it is so sombre could get through week that if Little and Large were on it without the We got new. great — usually IC doesn't Tony Parsons takes they would come over like great-new-album-track- But we ain't got a thing without feature artistes of his calibre, and this is when it stinks. the lid off the Schoenberg and Sartre. accompanied-by-cartoon regular you. Wizened, whispering wimp feature? Wow, man, dig that Sol" musical box. Bob Harris gets to gaze and gab crazy animation! Draw the (Repeat endlessly until you die of THE KENNY EVERETT VIDEO joint! old age and fade). SHOW revolves around the with the stars, who are usually curtains! Roll the weekly — SOME PEOPLE think that the Yanks as 7"OGI/VT slobbers and What sign are you and can you Actually, G/Tain't got soul person with the worst case of in fact, one black person has hackney in the history of way music is presented on drools over any piece of garbage dig it? I'd like to dig a big hole not within two mile television is a cause for concern, that floats over from America. and bury those cartoons. ever been seen a mankind. radius of the GIT studio. What There's something both pitiful but I think it's hilarious. The case Bob's probing line of questioning If TOGWTis a cup of Horlicks GIT got is two co-hosts called and irritating about someone for the defence follows . . . usually consists of enquiring after the studio's (great vibe for a for the long-hairs, then GET IT Roy North and Linda Fletcher — who wants to turn back the clock Everett does. Of THE OLD GREY WHISTLE TEST is rap in here, man) assistant TOGETHER is another kettle of the oddest couple. as badly as Peter that he yearns the Crossroads of the "Clapton Is engineer's lumbago. crud altogether. Roy is a cross between course, the time out "Herman's Hermit" Noone and a for is when he was the God" set, as indispensable to the TOGWThas the unerring gift of Whereas TOGWTgoes Splash, I Was Taking A Bath" is acting rebel, off the lives of every one of us as a making the great seem glib and around the witching hour and is basket weaver who (with mime and bathtub) or a hit ducts filled in with Polyfilla. celebrated thrown motheaten pair of Stars and the mediocre seem unbearable. aimed at "with-it" teenagers in agreeable so the nice young men by Olivia Newton-John. He does She gets her weekly solo spot, A big fave with Linda is Kiki BBC for upsetting too many will let in Stripes loon pants. Even when Bruce "The Last their twenties and thirties, GIT in their clean white coats these in his own inimitable showing a clear preference for Dee's "I've Got The Music In starched shirts. This was the Presenter Anne Nightingale Hero" Springsteen was on he goes out so early that to catch it him out of his strait jacket. Roy fashion. Roy's as weird as Gary any song that has "Music" or Me". She resists the temptation Sixties, andtheSixties were resembles the runner up in a seemed lack-lustre. It's the curse you'd either have to be someone looks as though there's not a bad Numan wants to be, but isn't. "" in the title (e.g. to re-name the ditty, "I've Got twenty years ago. all bone in his body nor a brain cell In the interim period, Everett Glamorous Grandmother I tell you. The programme who ran the way home from Linda Fletcher is porky and "I Love Rock And Roll", "Good The Music In My Rock And Roll". competition and sounds like a ignored punk until the arty-farty primary school or someone who in his head. You can't help but permed and probably has Old Rock And Roll", "I Think Roy and Linda read out kiddies' has become wellheeled — doing for living. like him. jingles for advertising sprightly senior citizen with a fops moved in — anything bald doesn't have to work a pictures of Janis Joplin all over Rock And Roll Is Just Great And I requests and birthday greetings more more plum in her dentures. Despite the and boring, like Magazine — as The GITtheme tune gets sung Roy sings one solo a show, her locker. Linda sings like Hope You All Think So, Too", every week, and so does Mike companies than even Penelope

like "Splish, Continues over . . . old folk's desire that the jolly though we were all wearing twice, at the start and at the end usually something Maggie Bell with all her sweat "Rock And Roll", etc). Moran, who is sort of a sub-host 12 SMASH HITS SMASH HITS 13 From previous page SHOP. This employs every facet making it. screen where the people will see Keith — and well old — a good of the technology that the old it. way into his thirties, if not out cathode ray tube has to offer — ATV make Tiswas, TMCSS's the other side. outside broadcast, video, competition on a Saturday OH, BOY is full of Duck's Ass But he still loons about making phone-in interviews and barter, morning, because ATV have got imbeciles doing Elvis sneers, a toerag of himself, trying to studio guests, film, cartoons, the more money than Southern will picking their boogies and trying create an uproarious, works. ever have. Southern may have to recreate the Fifties as they spontaneous scene, the very TMCSS is so long it makes War the talent, verve, taste and never were, the fatuous fools. epitome of the parent you wish And Peace look like the joke in panache, and ATV's Appropriately enough, it's on would go out when you're the Christmas cracker. Naturally imaginations may be bankrupt, immediately before Happy Days having a party. He dresses up to enough, its quality fluctuates but ATV are the ones with the — faked nostalgia presented in a make fun of punks and Mary from the dire to the dull to the money. trite, tiresome fashion. Whitehouse with lines so lame wonderful, but that's okay — just TISWAS is produced and If you're going to do this kind that the average fat. Northern because you've got the TV on, presented by , an of things, than at least do it comedian with dicky-bow and that don't mean you have to overweight slob who is never properly. The Oh, Boy team cigar wouldn't use them. watch it, it's fine to let it ramble without his smug smirk, rugby should have their blue suede feet The videos on TKEVS have all on while you're doing what shirts and denim. Tarrant has the nailed to the floor and be forced been enjoyed elsewhere. My five you're doing and just pick it up air of a lapsed hippy who decided to watch Grease fifty times month old son is already too when you feel like it. that if he was going to go before they're allowed near a intelligent to watch Captain commercial and really take this television studio again. Kremmen cartoons. Hot Gossip, The best Saturday morning show job with that advertising though, are the best dance group ever Bill was Oddie's SATURDAY company, then he'd go all the is by far the in town because they know BANANA. Oddie's a bit of a way and become totally cynical. best music programme on TV enough to chuck out the dancing "head" and the show was truly He thinks he's smart but he's just because it is content to see its and prancing and stick to the anarchic — games, guests, good a sad old tart. role as a reflection of the charts CLOTHES the and POSE. (Daring, bands (it discovered New Wave Tiswas bases its musical fare and nothing more, and so TOTP debauched, decadent — it's about eighteen months before around acts that have had hit works well right now because ironic the brains behind Hot T"OGIrV7"did), debates with the records in the past, but who are the charts are in a remarkably Gossip didn't feel safe enough to kids about subjects that either out of ideas or out of time healthy state at the moment, include a white man and black mattered (corporal punishment now (Squeeze and The Barron healthier than they have been for girl in the outfit.) in schools, race, education, Knights have been featured years. final One point — Everett politics, hunting). recently). The bands. Police, luxuriates in the part of the show They were always trying to do But most of all Tiswas consists Pretenders, Joe Jackson, Jam, where he is humiliated or outside broadcast stuff, too, but of raunchy, paunchy Tarrant most of the records created by ignored by his star guests. He they could never quite pull it off. fluffing his lines and breaking the Chic organisation's Rodgers obviously thinks he's scum. I'm Mikes conked out, link-ups broke down into hysterical giggles and Edwards, The Regents . . . inclined to agree with him. down, cameras went on the along with his raucous chums off every influence, fad and fashion blink. But Oddy shone through camera while the bored, baffled of the last ten years soaked up, TKEVS thinks it's so clever and and so did those kids. It was children who are herded into the assimilated, restyled into modern and free, it still but looks shoddy, all right, but it was studio are either ignored or something fresh, flash and fun, like a stale, trite slouch to me — brilliant. It got taken off because insulted. These kids are given stoking the hit machine . . . especially when compared to Southern, it, didn't who made signs to carry with private jokes I know there's rubbish around THE MULTI-COLOURED SWAP have enough money to continue written on them to amuse like Lena Martell, and Tarrant and his pals. Elvis Costello, but a few one hit Tiswas is amateurish, ill wonders can't spoil it for us, can offensive refuse — I'm a calm, they? rational, level-headed sort of God knows the concoction of person but I feel like throwing youth, dance and music ^^r Tarrant and his team a bouquet frequently jar, grate and grind of sulphuric acid. with each other on TOTP — but, It's also well worth mentioning still, nobody does it better, not in that it won't be long before this country. TOTPshouldbe Tarrant — and all the other moving towards where SOUL presenters mentioned in this TRAIN (a show for black music in piece — hobbles along to his America) is already. •9 local post office, pension book in It's slick, polished, sharp, the hand. Senile berks, the lot of live acts are good and the young QJ them, all old enough to be your people dancing in the studio parent. don't look as though they are I Why do you have to wait until supervised (herded around like mind and body decay are set in cattle so they don't get in the before you're allowed to present way of camera three or so that a music and/or youth orientated Ken Dodd's got an audience) — I programme? How can these on the contrary, they look as people dance to the music with though they're having a good o one foot in the grave? time, and they act like the programme belongs to them. I THE SOUTH BANK SHOW and TOTP heading in this direction ARENA both feature musical would be the promise of items once in a while but the perfection — a multi-racial pop 8 subject has to be either po-faced slot. or passe (preferably both) before Despite the undoubted 03 it can even be considered for

Oh, baby, how can I go on Crying so long, over you We're strangers looking for new love Words and music by Ferry/Manzanera Music Ltd. I'm so lost in love over you Reproduced by permission EG

SMASH HITS 15 "folk" songs I'd be ashamed to independent to, singles top 30 own up never mind put on TWO record. THIS WEEKS WEEK AGO Meanwhile, over in the Medium TITLE/ARTIST LABEL To Average 1 I FOOD FOR THOUGHT HB4D Department, we find Graduate 2 2 "I YOU/ANTICIPATION Delta 5 Goo-Q's Am A Computer" Rough Trade 3 WHERE THERE'S (Rising Star), which boasts Pete J A Will . . . Slits/Pop Group Y (Rough Trade) Thomas of The Attractions on -* 4 TREASON (ITS JUST A STORYI The Teardrop Explodes Zoo drums but little else in its run of 7 WHERE'S CAPTAIN KIRK J Spizz Enerp i Rough Trade 6 the mill synthetic pop that might 13 FEEDING OF THE 5.000 Crass Small Wonder raise an eyebrow elsewhere. 7 9 YOU CAN BE YOU Honey Bane Similarly Crass The Accidents (Hook 5 BEAUTIES OF WAR Discharge Line Sinker) have a Clay & I 28 WARM GIRLS Girls At Our Best professional, likeable of Record sound 16 ARAUCO Robert Wyatt I — briskly paced jangly and Rough Trade 11 DEATH AND DESTINY Mythra harmonies, but nothing truly Guardian singles 12 15 BETTER SCREAM Wahi Heat outstanding. The Thunderboys Inevitable 13 6 S.V.S.U.F.M. (THE LETTER SONG) (Recent) bring a welcome Q. Ti ps Shotgu We'll start with those you needn't 14 8 SOIDIEBSOLDIEB Sp izz Fnerpi waste your time on. change and a smile with their Rough Trade TV21 - NAME y BANK AND SEBIAL NUMBER Fist (Powbeat) are pleasant and bouncy Art School rock. Pity Neat '« 11 WARDANCE Killing Joke professional, but their low profile about the wooden rhythm Malicious Damage 25 !Z ALTERNATIVE ULSTER Stiff Little Fing er, jangling Searchers sound section — with its hilarious Rough Trade 1» 14 TRANSMISSION (produced by Troy Tate of Shake) vocals it could have gone places. Factory » 24 NANTUCKET SIEIGHBIDE and good sleeve are let down by The Freeze () could also go far Quartz Reddington's M 18 RICKEY'S HAND fad Gadget poor tunes and awful lyrics. The if they tried. They represent the Mute sleeve 1 7 SIEDGEHAMMER Sledgehammer and design are also the heavier, mainstream side of the Valiant best part of The 10 CABTROUBIE Decorators (New new wave, leaning heavily on Dolt Hormones) offering, the music Hawkwind but with reasonable, 22 MOTOBHEAD Motorhead Big Beat being solid but unimaginative restrained songs. Potential is 12 FEVEB Cramps Illegal and unremarkable stuff. spoiled by dire lyrics (about "my 'F I WEBE KING Vardis Castle The Versatile Newts (Shanghai) mind" etc) and quite appalling ?5 SUNDAY GIBIS Family Fodder & Friend. Fresh/Parole and John Duart & The Bedrooms pressing quality. 27 - WHITE MICE Mo-Dettes Mode Of Europe (Dresden) both feature The Amber Squad from *» 21 GIVE'EMHEllWitchfvnde Rondolet great names and great sleeves, Leicestershire should please a lot 29 '9 THBEE MANTRAS Cabaret Voltaire Rough but to judge by the latter's of people with mod leanings with Trade 30 - YOU BETTEB MOVE ON Boys [ Safari mainstream rock, punk might their tight, well performed, r 'n' b never have happened, while by influenced outing "Put My Finger the latter's very brief and badly On You" (S+T). Ace label design independent albums top TWO 10 recorded one man riff, with pork-pie hat wearing and THIS WEEKS 1977 might never have left us. parka clad person on a scooter WEEK AGO TITLE/ARTIST LABEL Even with the assistance of with a flat tyre. Promising outfit. THE FAIL LIVE The Fall divinely inspired Swell Maps (Contact: SAE to 28 Gopsall Rough Trade J 3 STATIONS OFTHECBASS Crass" Nikki and Epic, Metrophase Street, Highfields, Leicester.) Crass 2 FOB HOW MUCH LONGEB Pop Grou (Neolondon) is Records p Rough Trade only mildly Yob bring us a four track 4 1 B00TIEG RETROSPECTIVE Slits interesting at best — two sides of EP, with two interesting and YIRough Trade) 5 4 COLOSSAL YOUTH Youno Marble Giants overlong and underdeveloped likeable songs from Positive - Rough Trade J HICKS FBOM THE STICKS Various earnest futurism. Embryo Signals, whose energetic Rockburgh -1 5 COUNT DRACULA AND OTHEB (Rampant) rattle along brashly in approach and busy rhythms LOVE SONGS Quartz Reddington's -i 9 INFLAMMABLE MATEBIAl matey Sham 69 style, all lowest remind me of The Beat. One of Rough Trade J 6 SONGS THE LORD TAUGHT US Cramps common denominator stuff with the few records also that I wanted Illegal ,0 - 1 PB'NCE dreadful BUSTER'S GREATEST HITS Prinre R,,.,., lyrics and a chorus I to hear again, unlike The Strand Melodise seem to have heard somewhere on the other side who sound like B US neS I'""" " nati ™wide panel of specialist shops. before. a modest version of Sham 69 SaL*??**Only lilies not connected. J with.i major record companies are eligible. Finally, Lord Rockingham's with electronic interference. Revenge (Testament) is terrible Includes Xeroxed magazine. Trade, where a small explosion indeed, inflicting upon us The (Contact: SAEtoAshton, 15 and charm, however, this issue's brings us two newies from Swell Shrouds and their self indulgent, Hackworth Point, Rainhill Way, real gem must be Janet Maps' Rather Records. unfinished ideas about building Bow, London E4.) Armstrong (Silent Records). Phones B. Sportsman is a part anew, and worse still. Bob All this relentlessly average stuff "Two Hearts In Pain" and time Swell and this light Saffron & The Postal Bargains doesn't half make you appreciate Map "Exploitation" are two hearted but well executed garage whose embarrassingly inept the quality control at Rough supremely catchy and danceable lunacy will be appreciated by slices of reggae-styled pop with a Map readers everywhere. With great spontaneous, raw feel to the current boom in Heavy Metal, them, plus excellent lyrics and his enjoyable "Get Down, Get Janet warbling away beautifully With It" hard rock spoof could somewhere in the middle. even be a hitl Written by her brother Kenny, The Cult Figures are more Map this has all the makings of a friends but an actual band, superb huge summer hit. A great probably who can record — make sure you get to skate nearer the brink of chaos hear it! (Contact: SAE to 118 and make it work than the Maps Talbot Road, London W11.) themselves. 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THERE'S A standing joke among considering repeating. for the release of their next music journalists that by the "When we recorded the song it album, tentatively called time you've written your third was great. The atmosphere in a "Chinatown". Thin Lizzy article, it's time to let recording studio is conducive to Lizzy did however use some of

someone else take over. WHAT'S being reflective — you sing 'I BLACK can their recent enforced free time to 12-8558 You see, there's not a great love you' and really get into it. get themselves a hit, in company deal that hasn't been said "The difference came when we with and , already about Thin Lizzy, and Phil went on Top Of The Pops — with the Christmas refrain, Lynott in particular. In his time there I was, standing in my skin "Merry Jingles". Can Phil see he's had everything thrown at M tight leathers looking all set to them joining forces as The him, good and bad, yet he just go mad and crooning this love Greedies again? keeps ambling on, to all the song! There were loads of girls "I don't know really, it depends world the hardy old man of rock. there staring up at ." BIti standing me how broke we are . . he But despite his tough, WITH HEAD? I — A cringeing and was just hesitates. "I think we were all take-it-as-it-comes image, it's though luckily," he adds with a embarrassed by that record. difficult not to harbour a soft grin, "I don't go red. "We had recorded it in just spot for call it the chap; the old "I was all done up and thinking three-quarters of an hour as a bit Irish charm, but he's infinitely 'Are you kidding?' — trying to of fun, and although the kids likeable. concentrate and getting through were buying it, we couldn't the number as fast as I could. believe how many people, STUMBLING IN for an interview After that I swore I'd never sing a especially the papers, were at midday, it's obvious Phil is slow song again — it's just too taking it seriously. They were all suffering from the ravages of the embarrassing." so shocked and crying 'Is this JOURNEY night before. He hides his bleary Admittedly, to see this what the Pistols have come to?' eyes behind his shades and gets legendary superstud turned that it ruined the fun that we got AnyWay YouWant It to business, talking as if to down overnight into a doting father is a out of it. an old acquaintance rather than bit like seeing Santa tuck into "If we do anything else it will and live versions of to a stranger invading one of his venison — disconcerting to say probably be a bit more serious rare days of rest. the least. But then the subject of next time." The prime topic, of course, is image is one Phil is decidedly One of Phil's personal passions "DoYou Recall" his long-promised solo album, cagey about. is video. He's been singing its "Solo In Soho". It's been in the "I'd rather be depicted as a praises for years now, and along &"Lovin',Touchin', Squeezin* offing for three years now, and womaniser than a home-loving with a couple of other bands, had just about reached boy," he admits (although the particularly Irish cohorts the pie-in-the-sky status — so just strength of this is put under Boomtown Rats, Lizzy have been why did it take so long to strain when he later remarks that making videos since long before appear? the band's Christmas show in other groups had even heard of "Basically it was just a matter Manchester was a good excuse the idea. of getting some time," drawls to see his Mum who lives in the "Altogether I've spent most of Phil. "I'd got all the material area). But then it's all down to my money on videos — while together and some money from what the people in the press other people have been spending the record company, but we had decide to write about you. it on flash cars.

so many problems with "I feel I've succeeded if I "You know how it is when you guitarists in Lizzy that I had to manage to keep anything a pick up on some thing first, a forget the idea completely. secret for more than two days," group or anything, then go off "It was only when we found he mutters. "The music press can and tell everyone how great they Snowy (White, Lizzy's be cruel, but at least they hit you are? Well, slowly but surely replacement for ) where it hurts most — about the others catch on until they start that I got the chance. Lizzy were music. But if you believe what coming up to you and saying unable to do anything until the national papers say, I'm just a how marvellous the discovery is? Snowy had finished a US tour cruel blackman out to seduce That's how it was with video," with Pink Floyd so we went little white girls. he announces, with more than a ahead with my album instead." "I don't know why they should trace of pride in his voice.

The album features have picked on me, but I don't "Recently," he adds, as if to

contributions by the rest of Thin feel I can do anything without big prove his point, "I went into the Lizzy as well as and brother looking down on me. If record company and played Dire Strait , you're modest about the them the solo single 'Dear Miss amongst others, and took attention you get everyone says Lonely Hearts'. They've got some altogether two and a half months 'Come off it, you love it all.' But new executive with a big cigar to record. Why was it so then if you're extrovert people and while he was listening, he important to Phil to make a solo say you're a jerk because you suddenly turned round and said album anyway? love to see your name in print." 'You know, Phil — what we need "It's It's all .' something I've always the grillings about his is to get you into videos . . I wanted to do, and is made up of wife and daughter that really ' was seething!" songs that I've written that are annoy Phil though. It has also been suggested that either too out of style for the "If the national rag^ think Phil should try his hand at band, or that I've played to the there's a story to be had, they'll writing, this by folk totally boys and they haven't liked. sit with their cameras all set up unaware that Phil has already "People always say that I'm ANSWER: right on my doorstep, ready to had two books published, and the leader of Lizzy but as far as nab anyone who comes out. has just produced a third, an group policy goes, it's the They say the people have the amalgam of the first two, majority that rules," he says, Meanwhile, back at the Features Desk, right to know," he finishes illustrated and featuring new sounding like an injured morosely, "but sometimes I material, entitled 'A Collected innocent. "This album has just Ryan Kelly talks to modest Phil Lynott . . . wonder." Works Of Phil Lynott'. — let me be totally self-indulgent. "I'm quite pleased with it plus FREE "There's — THING Phil is only it only one song that quite a bit of electronic stuff the other hand, I think it should written a song with the idea 'Ah, ONE too even though has been taken like anxious to publicise is that the sounds a Lizzy song," Phil whatever I felt like at the time." pick up interest from some this will give me a hit'!" over such a length of(time that Journey Backstage continues, "the rest are a mixed How does he feel the album people who wouldn't give Thin recording of his solo album is in some of them are quite naive, Badge bag. It isn't one of the albums will go down with hardcore Lizzy Lizzy the time of day. LIZZY'S LAST hit was "Sarah", no way going to jeopardise the whereas others are quite clever. that usually spring to mind when fans? "Although I've had all my own written by Phil for his baby future of Thin Lizzy as a band. It But then," he finishes, "I suppose hallelujahs all it's all people go solo. I'm certainly not "I reckon some of them will way, I think I've maintained the daughter Sarah. Though it scaled was round when down to experience." finally singing love ballads over a rising like it, but it'll be too off-the-wall integrity of what I'm doing. I the charts successfully, the they found Snowy, and And there are very few about currently Pay no crescendo of strings. There's a for a lot of the fans," he muses, definitely haven't gone for a change in style to a simple ballad the band are on a with more experience than Phil more than *1E calypso number, reggae, and adding philosophically, "but on nationwide tour and preparing Lynott. particular market and then is not a step that Phil is for this single 24 SMASH HITS SMASH HITS 25 26 SMASH HITS No Doubt About It By Hot Chocolate on RAK Records

If someone tells you there's no other form of life And you believe in that too I'm gonna tell you about the other night

I swear that it's true A cloud of white and green and flying ships I've never seen Came into my view

Was I frightened, was I scared, was I thrown into confusion? As they glided down so silently, it wasn't an illusion, oh no

No doubt about it, oh no, no doubt about it

What kind of magnetism kept me in this place? Was it out of control? What was this ship from out of space? What was this creature that appeared before my eyes? Was it good, was it evil on this ship from other skies?

I was frightened, I was scared, I was thrown into confusion As they stood right there in front of me, it wasn't an illusion, oh no

No doubt about it, oh no, no doubt about it

As they stood right there in front of me What can they be? No illusion, no

No doubt about it, oh no, no doubt about it Oh no, no doubt about it Oh no, no doubt about it No, no, no, no doubt about Ain't no doubt, no, no

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Colour me your colour baby Colour me your car Colour me your colour darling

I know who you are Come up off your colour chart

I know where you re coming from

Call me (call me 1 on the line Call me call me any any-time

Call me icall me 1 oh love You can call me any day or night Call me

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Hey fellas, you better change your ways Or they'll be leaving this town in a matter of days They're saying everything's so true We fellas move around with someone new Repeat chorus

Yeah, 1 by 1 Yeah, 2 by 2 Yeah, 3 by 3 Yeah, 4 by 4

Loving a woman is a wonderful thing And the way you treat them is a crying shame One day one day and it won't be long I said all them fine chicks will be gone f?ia Repeat chorus and ad lib to fade Words and music by Holland/Dozier/Holland eproduced by permission Jobete Music Ltd. TttEBttf

Fool For Your Loving By Whitesnake on United Artists Records

I was born under a bad sign Left out in the cold I'm a lonely man who knows Just what it means to lose control

But I took all the heartache And turned it to shame Now I'm moving, moving on

And I ain't taking the blame Don't come running to me

I know I've done all I can A hard loving woman like you Just makes a hard loving man Chorus

So I can say it to you babe I'll be a fool for your loving no more A fool for your loving no more I'm so tired of trying

I always end up crying Fool for your loving no more I'll be a fool for your loving no more

I'm tired of hiding my feelings You left me lonely too long I gave my heart and you tore me apart Oh baby, you done me wrong

Don't come running to me

I know I've done all I can A hard loving woman like you Just makes a hard loving man Repeat chorus

II be a fool for your loving no more, no more, no more ON SALE Repeat chorus ad lib to fade Words and music by Coverdale/Marsden/Moody MAY 29 Reproduced by permission Seabreeze Music Ltd./Whitesnake/Dump-Eaton Music Ltd. SMASH HITS 39