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An autonomous body, latest victim of Footinmouthitis separate from the U of L Students' Union SU-166, 4401 University Drive West. Lethbridge AB T1K3M4 Phone 329-2334 of Cod to best (it my life, instead of address criticizing the Wesl for in Ihe Middle East, and an elderly the other way around - much to my submitting itselftoo much to reason, nun was shot dead in Somalia. The Meliorist is the student newspaper parents' chagrin Hut I am not my and shutting belief in God out of So why such a backlash some may ot the University of Lethbridge, published ask? "It's only a silly comment, only most Thursdays throughout the academic parents, nor am I a merely a sum science and philosophy, the speech year by The Meliorist Publishing Society 14th century words, it's not like it's By Chris Hibbard of their parts. I believe in Cod, but stirred up a hornet's nest when an autonomous incorporated body Please Benedict cited the following words: sticks and stones." This is true. But address all correspondence to The Meliorist Editor-in-Chief not the one that everyone is fighting 4401 University Drive, Lethbridge, Alberta over. "Show me just what Muhammad turn it on its head for a second. If T1K 3M4, or drop it off at room SU-166 It is apparent through the recent I laving said this, when stories like brought that was new. and there the Dalai Lama was to appear on Deadline for submissions is Sunday at noon you will (ind things only evil and national T.V. (for example) and The Meliorist appreciates and encourages the example of Mel Gibson, and the this break, it makes me wonder if wrrting of thoughtful concise, timely letters proclaim that Christ was a criminal, Dixie Chicks before him, that no one we've really come that far from the inhuman, such as his command to However The Meliorist will only consider for is sale from putting his or her foot days of the Inquisition, the days of spread by the sword the faith he a liar ami a thief, or something publication those letters which are signed along those lines, I'm pretty sure by the author (special arrangements may deeply inside their own mouth. Residential Schools, and the days of preached." Benedict also briefly (and be made for those wishing anonymity, but Never has this sentiment been the strap as a disciplinary tool. bravely, some might say) spoke that there'd be some backlash from absolutely no pseudonyms), contain the authors legible name, address, telephone more clearly heard 'round the world the Christian world, one way or another. number and student identification number than by this week's outspoken (address. I D and phone number not for celebrity - his Excellency himself, This issue is not a new one, nor is publication) Letters may be edited for it likely to be the last. It is the very brevity, clarity and legality The Melionst and leader of the Roman Catholic reserves the right to edit submissions and Church, 1'ope Benedict XVI. Unlike same behemoth as the one invoked will not print libelous material Gibson and the Chicks however, in the Danish "Mohammed with a who lashed out at .lews and could bomb for a turban" cartoons - that blame it on alcoholism, the Pope is being whether Islam is a religion Editor-in-Chief such an icon in the world that there of peace or not. While there is no Chris Hibbard is nowhere for him to hide. Most doubt that there are a select group [email protected] ein< ©themeliorist.com certainly he can not duck for cover of Muslims who truly believe in the inside his Pope-mobile, for though 'live and die by the sword* mantra. Business Manager they are a tiny minority. It seems it is souped-up and bulletproof, il is Kelly Kennedy obvious to me that no race can be unfortunately a completely clear and kelly.kennedy®uleth.( a painted with one brush, and that see-thru bubble car. Hut 1 digress. b.manager©themel iorist.com When the Pope suffers from a there are hundreds of millions ot' bout of verbal diarrhea, he nol Muslims who are perfectly peaceful Advertising Manager only gets it on himself, but on hi and would gladly live in harmony Maria Berlando church, his followers, and the with their neighbours. Most of them [email protected] entire world. 1 le is untouchable, say things like this: ad.manager®themeliorist.( on; holy, and as close to divine as "The pope has apologized, Production Managei ''lie can get. so he is expected and that's enough, so let's calm Amber Herbison to act accordingly, speaking down," said Ilasvim Muzadi, aiiil)cr.l)orl)isoii"-,|ul(,tl).( a lead of Indonesia's largest words that are righteous and [email protected] right, kind and considerate. Islamic organization, Nahdlatul It would seem that this Pope ITlama. "If we remain furious. News Editor has spoken too soon - or then the pope will he proved Shannon Frank perhaps needs a better speech correct." [email protected] writer. Now, as a lowly editor of a n.editor@themeliorist.< om Some (>f you starving students college "infotainment" paper. I who cannot afford T.V. may be am admittedly somewhat out of I ntertainment Editor Amy Dewar wondering what the heck I'm my depth, but here's my thinking. amy.dewar2 ©uleth.ca rambling about, so here's a recap I think the Pope is correct [email protected] ofthe Pope's latest shenanigans in insomuch as Islam may have an the media-oriented realm. internal issue, involving a matter Sports Editor I lerc at home in Canada, the Pope of doctrine that can be interpreted Ainsley Doty merely piddled on us, giving us as lx)th peaceful and violent But if [email protected] the wagging finger of shame for so, it should be left to the followers [email protected] our positions on gay marriage and of Islam to solve. It even seems abortion. Needless to say, the somewhat hypcxiritical to accuse Features I ditor / c )ffice Assistant Pope does not approve of the another religion of being violent, Tabitha Schaub liberal "freedom to choose" when the Catholic Church itself has tabitha.schaubOuleth.ca f.editor©themeliorist.com stance which we Canadians have for better or for worse, these are out about the Islamic concept of a history of violence throughout the democratically taken, so much so Catholic constructs that have been jihad, which he defined as "holy world. office©themeliorist.com that he said this: put aside. Would you like to know- war," and said that violence in the I think that accusations of Photo Fditor "In the name of 'tolerance' your why? It's because the Catholic name of religion was contrary to insensitivity or super-sensitivity Heather MacBeath Church itself has in fact.yielded to the Cod's nature and to reason. country has had to endure the folly regarding different religious groups [email protected] of the redefinition of spouse, and very same "ephemeral social trends While the quotation he cited are a waste of time. If we are both p.editorOthemel iorist.com in the name of 'freedom of choice' and the spurious demands of public was primarily the words of a 14th- convinced we are 100% right, it is confronted with the daily opinion polls." To put it simply, century Hyzantine emperor, some with absolutely no flexibility, this Copy Editor destruction of unborn children." mil I ions ol'Catholics and Protestants aspect of calling Muhammad problem will not go away. It would Quinn Kuiken The laws we have in place as a result spoke up and asked for change. This "evil and inhuman" really struck be a terrible shame if WWI 11 was quinn. kuikenPuleth. ca of our tolerance, he calls a result is not outrageous, nor is it news. a nerve. And to make a long story to start because of a poor choice ceditorOthemeliorist.com of "the exclusion of God from the Think back to a year ago, when Pope short, within hours, the news was of words, bad speech-writ ing, or Webmaster public sphere." Furthermore, he Benedict "rejected" the Catholic circulating the globe, and the results miscommunication. Matt Sletto lamented that Catholic politicians Church's notion of limbo, that scary came fl on bus passes and textbooks and a experience economic consequences. tax cut on scholarships and bursaries The report points to the decrease By Keith McLaughlin received by students. Student in public funding of Canada's post- News Contributor organizations feel the Conservative secondary institutions as the reason plan at best provides students with for the tepid enrollment rates - only marginal relief and is a failure that the United States, Japan, Korea and does not provide the much-needed Australia commit less public dollars public funding for Canada's post- to higher levels of education. In the Conservative budget secondary institutions. Statistics Canada reported on passed this summer, the federal Last week a report released by September 1st that the average government cancelled $3.11 billion the Organization for Economic tuition fees for Canadian students in federal funding promised by Co-operation and Development for this academic year will be the former Liberal government (OECD) ranked Canada number $4,400. In 1990-91 the average cost designed to improve access to 1 among 30 industrial nations in of Canadian tuition was $1,500. Canada's universities and curb terms of completed post-secondary Quebec has the lowest tuition rising tuition rates. The scrapped programs. Fifty-three percent of rate in the country at an average of Liberal plan would have also seen Canadians aged 25 to 34 have either a $2,200, and Nova Scotia the highest the federal government pay for half university degree or college diploma at over $6,000. British Columbia's the cost of a students tuition in their making young Canadians the best rates have tripled in six years first and last year of undergraduate educated in the report. However, while Alberta's tuition rates have study. the report warns Canada will soon increased 280% since 1990-91. Student leaders and student lose that position because other The burden of student debt is advocacy organizations across OECD countries are catching up mounting on low-income students Canada are very disappointed with fast by investing in post-secondary while Canada falls behind the rest of the Conservative plan because it education. In contrast to other the world in enrollmentjeopardizing The Conservative plan for post-secondary education cut billions of ignores accessibility issues for low nations, Canada's post-secondary Canada's future effectiveness in the dollars promised by the Liberals and instead gives small tax breaks on income students, gives no direct enrolment has been stagnant in the global marketplace. books and bus passes. relief on tuition and fails to address last decade, Canada is ranked last The overall consensus is that the gaping disparity of tuition rates in the report in terms of enrollment Canadian universities and colleges issue through the Ministry of Human organizations to actively participate. between provinces. experiencing just a four-percent need direct federal funding, not Resources and Social Development, The Conservatives maintain that the Under the Conservative plan, increase since 1995; the overall small tax credits. Tax breaks on however the consultation process short window for consultations is to students can expect to save between average enrolment rate increase textbooks, bus passes, bursaries and has been widely criticized by allow them enough time to provide $80 and $350 depending on how among other OECD countries over scholarships are a small step but student organizations because of a more substantive post-secondary a student's personal income tax is the same time period is forty-nine they do not build classrooms, create its abrupt time line (consultations plan for the next federal budget. filed. All the savings put forth by the percent. spaces or lower tuition. will end later this month) and for Conservatives come in the form of The report warns that unless The Conservatives have the fact that the commission has tax credits and incentives: tax credits this trend is reversed, Canada will commissioned consultations on this failed to officially invite student JLt. in The ENTLEMEN WOMAN HREE Writing G3 ^ * Got Game? Centre ^k We can help you look like you do. Get help with and more... J.UNDEBERG Getting started Planning and organizing STONES Summarizing and paraphrasing Developing a topic Diagnosing problems such as flow, SMtpn sentence structure and grammar Formatting an essay into the correct CINOUE documentation style (APA, MLA, etc.) \llTORINO\ PEOPLE'S Visit L1012 (Library) LIBERATION FOR APPOINTMENTS: vww.ulethxa/writingservices 328 - 7th Street South Lethbridge, AB 327.2232 News 4 The Meliorist September 21,2006 Rush Week helps Bush continues clubs recruit to torture, violate new members international law and deny human rights administration has actively pursued passed by the Senate, no suspected Keith McLaughlin "legal" means to undermine terrorist will be questioned because News Contributor international human rights laws. Bush says he fears U.S officials could The first instance came in 2002 be prosecuted for abusive tactics. when the now Attorney General Bush is claiming that a terrorist Last week George Bush publicly Alberto Gonzales submitted a brief could be withholding information admitted the existence of secret CIA to Bush describing Article 3 of the about an imminent attack, but prison facilities around the world. Geneva Conventions as "quaint." because the Senate will not pass This comes on the heels of intense Article 3 bans "cruel, inhumane or Bush's bill, no one will get to hear pressure from the international degrading treatment" of detainees it and stop the attack. John McCain community, human rights and "outrages upon personal and other Senators are unlikely to organizations and the American dignity." withdraw their objections to the bill; judiciary for the administration Until recently the White House McCain himself was a prisoner of to apply the Geneva Conventions operated under a policy that justified war for six years in the Vietnam War to those arrested in the 'war on torture as legal only because they and was not treated in accordance terror'. Earlier this month the refused to recognize the legal human with the Geneva Conventions. Bush Administration committed rights of those detained. Recently a The White House and the Senate are to treating detainees under the U.S. judge deemed the White House attempting to reach a compromise Geneva rules, however Bush and policy on torture illegal and ruled on the controversial bill. his legal team assert that the that the military tribunals used George Bush continues to Geneva Conventions only apply to try detainees were also illegal advocate policies that clearly to FBI interrogators working at because elementary legal rights violate international law: the policy Guantanamo Bay and not to CIA were not afforded to the detainee in of detainment without charge, New and old students were given a chance to sign interrogators working at the secret question. The White House has now trial without representation and up with a club last week in the atrium. American prisons. been forced by its own court system interrogation without protection While detainees in Cuba may be to soften its torture tactics and to against torture. These policies relieved they will no longer be subject create a fair legal arena to prosecute have been condemned by the UN while Kappa Sigma was holding a to excessive forms of religious and suspected terrorists. Bush himself Secretary General Kofi Annan and Chris Jappert draw for a free iPod for those who sexual humiliation, water-boarding, has become frustrated with the UN High Commissioner for Human News Contributor attend the info night. assaults and sensory deprivation, court's ruling and is now asking the Rights, Louise Arbour. Club fees varied from somewhat the invisible prisoners of the CIA U.S. Senate to pass a bill that again Fourteen thousand detainees If you walked through the Atrium high to absolutely free, such as the abroad are continually denied this would award the President the right (mostly from Iraq) are currently last week, you might have felt as if Community for Discovering Islam. assurance. to torture. being held by the U.S. and are you walked into a convention. You Many ofthe clubs found Rush Week This past weekend, the Associated Bush now states he believes the being denied fundamental human would have been partly right, as it to be very successful. For example, Press released a report detailing passage that prohibits "outrages and legal rights. In many cases the was Rush week (formerly known the Rock Climbing Club was quoted that America holds 14,000 "enemy upon personal dignity" in Article families of these men do not know as Club Week) at the U of L. Many as saying "last year during the fall combatants"andsuspectedterrorists 3 of the Geneva Conventions is where their husbands, fathers, sons clubs had booths and tables set up, semester, when we did this, we had in prisons around the world in legal "too vague." He is now fighting and brothers are. filling the Atrium, some of them 184 names added to our email list." limbo. They are denied due process with Senators from his own party, At this time and until at least old, like the Management Student Many clubs were echoing similar and legal representation and in notably John McCain, over the 2008, the Bush administration Society (MSS), and others new, success stories and hope to, at the many instances prisoners are not proposed bill that would seemingly reserves the right to torture, arrest such as the French Club. Also in very least, do as well as they did last told why they are detained. allow for abuses and outrages on without just cause evidence and attendance were the Trolls Rugby year, if not better. Many of the new Since the first Afghani was personal dignity. to jail indefinitely with no charges Team, the Kappa Sigma Fraternity, clubs used Rush Week to gather the taken into U.S. custody, the Bush Bush has said that until the bill is being laid or trial brought about. the Japanese Animation and Manga needed signatures needed to ratify Society (JAMS), the Political their clubs. Science Association (PSA), Model One ofthe differences from previous United Nations Club, Community years was the name. Normally called for Discovering Islam, Catholic- Club Week, this year the event was Students Club, U of L Mixed Curling called Rush Week. While many of Club, the Physical Theater Club, the clubs didn't really care what it Improv Club, Rock Climbing Club, was called, others did approve of Apprenticeship for Humanity, the name. the Rotaract Club, Campus "I would keep it as Rush Week Conservative Association, Gay cause it's a rush for new students. and Lesbian Integrity Association, They come in and they don't know among others. what's happening and where," While some tables were solely stated one ofthe Trolls Rugby Team information, others offered more members. interactive events. The Physical "Well, it's interesting. I don't know Theater Club had padded swords what brought about the decision, where students could take a practice but when a fraternity recruits it's at sword fighting. The PSA had an sometimes known as rush, so ii advanced international relations works for us," said one ofthe Kappa simulator for students to try, which Sigma members. was in reality the Gamecube game However, a member of the French Super Smash brothers Melee. club, while indifferent on the However, one of the members of change, noted that "maybe the word the PSA explained that it was quite rush makes students feel they need accurate. to sign up quicker or something." "You have Bowser representing the While it may be misleading to U.S. and Link is Canada," explained suggest that there is a time limit one member of the PSA. to join a club, most of the clubs Many of the clubs felt thai the can he joined at any time during environment was a more co the school year. II you didn't get a operative atmosphere, however chance to sign up for a club and you some clubs, especially those of Un really wanted too, just head over to sporting type, saw this as a contest to the Students' Union and ask for Un grab as many members as possible. ratified club list. They have contact Other clubs were trying other ways information for all ratified clubs, so to attract members. JAMS held two even ifyou missed the rush you can contests for aninie artist to haw a still get iu on the action. details. trictlo^SlTe^niSoWo ffJSTErtS!?«,! J0°.6' *T s•,^"('mb'?, J*'h- ™< chwpleii.eot. iJ.iim Ipattng theatres. Q JOO6 MasterCard, dXIneplex Entertainment l^or used under license. chance to be immortalized iu art, September 21,2006 The Meliorist News 5 Students to vote on in October referendum $52.50 per semester, which is give all students a chance to ask Shannon Frank significantly lower than the $180 per questions and become informed News Editor semester students who buy passes about how a U-PASS works. The are paying right now. The price is ATC is also hoping students will see October 17th to 19th, students at guaranteed for 3 years and students the benefits. the University of Lethbridge will would have unlimited access to all "The number one benefit will be be able to vote online regarding a buses. the options that students will have. universal bus pass (U-PASS) that "We are very fortunate here, in that If they walk and it is cold or windy will be implemented in September the price is going to buy students they can catch the bus. If they ride 2007 if enough students vote "yes." significant new bus service that is their bike, they can put their bike on Dustin Fuller, who is now geared specifically towards students. the bus. If they drive they don't have Students' Union President, formed Unlike other schools where the U- to drive everyday. Students that live the Alternative Transportation PASS simply gives access to the in residence get a chance to leave Committee (ATC) last year to look existing system, here the system campus because most of them do into the possibility of improving will be improved specifically for not have cars," says Davies. the transit system and bringing the students," says Davies. "If students Both the City and the University, U-PASS program to the U of L. The wanted even better service the who have already taken steps to help ATC completed a survey last year dollar figure would go up but we the ATC get a "yes" vote, support to get a sense of students' concerns could do that. Students can make the U-PASS. The City paid for the and to see how much support they that happen." eight new buses and the University had. Prior to the vote, the ATC will be is paying for the cost of the online "The survey showed that support holding four Town Hall information voting. was high but many students were // students vote the U-PASS in, it will mean 15-minute service and sessions in the atrium and will be "All the people that will be affected concerned about convenience," says longer hours of operation. promoting the U-PASS through by this are extremely excited about Fuller. "Now it is our job to turn student transit day on October 12th, this and are hoping that the vote these problems and concerns into are going to happen, not that they on Sunday evenings the bus will run where all students ride for free and is 'yes'," says Davies. "For the solutions." ought to happen. The system will until after the library is closed, so service is every 15 minutes. University this means they won't The City of Lethbridge runs accommodate students," assures students can get home easily. "We want to reach all students who have to pave green spaces on LA Transit, and it has purchased Fuller. "These improvements are a direct have any questions and concerns. campus. They already know there eight new buses to help increase The first improvements to be made response to the survey that was Most people will not have heard is a parking crunch coming and a frequency and extend the hours of are on three popular university conducted," says ATC and General about this and we want students to multi-layer parking structure will be service. If the referendum results routes. Service is to be every 15 Assembly member Andy Davies. understand how they can use it and the next step. That will drive up the are in favour of a U-PASS, the ATC minutes during the day, Monday "These are the concerns from benefit from having a bus pass. We cost of a parking pass because the promises that the bus will be more to Friday. On Friday and Saturday the survey that we could address need to introduce this idea because cost to build one is very expensive. convenient for students. nights, buses will run until 2 a.m. immediately through improved many students will not have used As well, the University doesn't want "Our biggest challenge is to from the downtown to the Westside service." the bus," explains Davies. to have a campus full of parking lots show that these improvements for students leaving nightclubs and A U-PASS would cost students The Town Hall meetings will because it is unattractive." A Letter to the Editor: In defense of The Zoo leave anonymous. Last year it was redemption. The foosball table is mechanism for the SU, and to assume that The Zoo, on average, By Quinn Kuiken an expensive and confusing mural, fixed and ready for another year of provide high-value food, drink charges 10% less for any particular along with pizza that thought it was fierce action, and Mondays feature and entertainment choices to the food item or beverage than other bruschetta. This year, it's cheap a very reasonably-priced steak student body. While certainly the similar businesses in Lethbridge. Nitpicky as they may be, ever since and irrelevant decor (how does sandwich. Last week The Meliorist former has been a failure over the It seems then that for this $8.50 I transferred to the University of Stoke City Football Club hold any published an article questioning last few years, The Zoo may have each of us needs to spend this year Lethbridge three years ago, I have relevance to me, and why advertise the Students' Union's decisions succeeded in the latter. For the sake to make up the deficit, we receive a been readily able to make criticisms beers that the bar doesn't actually regarding monetary investment in of argument, let's assume that The 10% discount on steak sandwiches of our campus pub, The Zoo. My first serve?), and again, questionable The Zoo. While the concern that the Zoo's budgetary deficit is $60,000. and beer. My major is far removed year it was a misdirected attempt hours (why tap the kegs and start the SU has lost money on The Zoo three With 7,000 students at this from economics, I'm very, very bad to create a bistro atmosphere and specials early enough to encourage years in a row is legitimate, there institution, this means that each of at math, I dropped out of Logic 1000, food options that were even more students to skip classes, but then may be one critical mitigation. I us needs to spend approximately and it's 3 a.m., but my calculations questionable than the stuff you can dump them on the street once can only assume that the SU has $8.50 above and beyond what the indicate that we each need to spend buy down the hill, at another food they're thoroughly inebriated?). two understandings of The Zoo's SU expects us to spend for this $85 at The Zoo beyond what the service establishment that I will Nonetheless, The Zoo finds function: to serve as a fundraising deficit to be made up. Now, let's SU expects us to spend this year to make up this $8.50 per person deficit, and thereby not only begin actually benefiting financially from CAREER FAIR 2006! patronizing The Zoo (through the 10% discount), but also make up the SU's deficit on this budgetary item. Since 1 will likely spend at least this sum this vear at The Zoo, it seems that the SI I's decision to run a deficit for The Zoo is warranted. Once the student body begins to actually take advantage of the lower prices offered by our campus pub, we can Wednesday, actually make up for this deficit, and possibly enjoy some beer and September 27"' foosball at the same time. What does it come down to? Will The Zoo's new emphasis on service and revised menu choices convince students to bring their Atrium dollars upstairs iii the SUB, versus downtown or somewhere along Columbia Boulevard? Can the SU justify going into the red next year 10 am - 3:30 pm as well? The SU has a lot of money, but I would argue that we've had Mora than 75 employers and a series of largely forgettable Executives and General Assemblies organiiations attending! over the last few years, and making The Zoo profitable would bode well for current and future SU Don't miss it! representatives. My last suggestion? Make the pool tables free. ^^ypa^^-^l^^.^ KW—fl _~ 6 Entertainment The Meliorist September 21, 2006 STUDENTS' UNION WWW.U LSU. DA •itfgj I ((-' W ml** Wit ULSU Executive Council Weekly Update Hi there everyone. I'm your new So now that BRIDGEFEST is fice, for all those who didn't make VP internal Richie Kvans. I do hope over with, what do vou have to look it. make sure your read the Clubs everyone had a great summer and forward to for the rest of the year? minutes that will be in you mailbox arc now ready for another school The answer is The Zoo! This year we later this week. year. are really pushing our campus pub. I would also like to remind all I would like to start by saying It's a great location to go hang out those Clubs out there to get your rati ===^ Students thank you so much to everyone who with your mates. fication forms in, ifyou haven't done attended BRIDGEFEST 06. It was a This week is the first week we so already. There an- many benefits challenge moving an outdoor festi have our theme nights. Peel free to to being a ratified club on campus in ULSU BY-ELECTIONS val to indoors but we managed it. I come to any of our theme nights, cluding access to club funding and a Become a vital link for your student body do hope it was fun tor all. My sec just give your campus pub, The Zoo, number of" free services. Ifyou want ond thank you goes out to all ofthe a chance. This Thursday we have to start a club and not suit- what vou The Students' Union By-election will be held volenteers and my fellow Executive a live D.l from Calgary hitting the need lo do. stop by my office and I'll and General Assembly members. decks, so come along Thursday night give you the low down. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 Without them this would of not have for some good old fun. Well that's all for now. I'm off STUDENTS' UNION OFFICE been possible. Finally, and most im Lastly, thank you to all the to go plan some fun events for you portantly, my last thank you goes to clubs who participated in Clubs guvs for 'die year, feel free lo swing Positions available include: Health Science Rep Colleen in the SI' office. She was Rush Week. This was a huge success by any time. Peace! Education Rep amazing with this event and this and a big "shout out" has to go lo Calgary Campus Rep would not ol' happened with out all the clubs. Our first Clubs was on Richie P. cons her! Wednesday at 12 noon in the St' of \'P Internal Affairs Nominations Open: Monday. September 25 " 8:30am Nominations Close: Friday, September 29 @ 4:00pm By-election: Friday. September 29 @ 5:00pm. SU180 Nominations forms are available at the Students' HEALTH AND DENTAL PLAN Union office. Candidates will be expected to make a small speech to General Assembly who will then cast Opt-Out Deadline, This Friday September 22 their vote. I lave you thought aboul opting Students will notice a change in lee I'nion office for reimbursement. out of the Students' Union Health .structure for the Health and Dental Claims will be processed alter the Attention Clubs and Dental Plan this Fall? Vou might Plan. In past years, students paid black-out period has ended. want to find more information about Health and Dental premiums in the After reviewing the Studenl the Plan before you do so. Fall and Spring semester. Students Health Plans, you may have decided Hosting Club Cabaret or Event? Then- are many benefits to stay- will now be charged lor the full pre to still proceed with opt-out. Re Club executives who are consider a live band event. This is specialize*: in}; on the Health and Dental Plan. miums in the Pall semester. This member that all full-time students ing hosting a cabaret or social event in equipment which has to he providec We recommend all students review will eliminate the Spring black-out are automatically enrolled in and the students' i'nion ballrooms need to by the hand or a production company their coverage carefully before de period, an occasion where students charged for the Health and Dental consider the following: Students' Union am help clubs arrange ciding to Opt-Out. For instance, did do not have the convenience of elec Plan. To Opt-Out, students must fill 1. Specific dates need to be cleared for production, but the Students' Unioi you know that if you already have tronic processing. out a waiver form, show proof of cov with the Students' Union VP Internal, does not have the equipment and doe: extended coverage, you could stay The black-out period will still erage, and hand it in to the Students' who may be required to clear the date not pay for it on behalf of dubs. on the student's Plan and use both be in effect for the first 45 days of Union office (SU180) by September with the Clubs Commitle (depending 5. Most clubs host veiy success insurances, gaining 100% coverage? the Fall Semester. To relieve some 22. Please note that the extended on the day/date requested). lul events in the Students' Union ball Students might not be aware of the inconvenience caused by the Health and Dental plan does not in 2. Availability of a date is also rooms; some do not. Success can b< that travel insurance is also a ben black-out, the Students' Union has clude payment for any ofthe Provin subject to the availability of SU staff boiled down to: planning, work ant efit available under this plan. Have developed an agreement with the cial Health premiums. and management, depending on other advertising. you ever gone on a holiday out ofthe West Side Safeway Pharmacy. Stu You may also add your family events going on immediately before, 6. For more information on how t( dents will immediately receive the province for just the weekend? Have to the Health and Dental Plan. Come during and after the requested event host a successful event, consult any o you ever planned an exotic vacation 80% deduction with their prescrip to our office for an add-on form and 3. Events require special alcohol all ofthe following: A. SU Club's Hand during spring break? 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Stu might want to consider staying on Stay with their current pharmacy, dents' Union office (SU180), e-mail cided upon an event. dents' Union staff can and will providi the plan just to access this benefit. they may pay for the prescription at [email protected], or call 329- 4. Students' Union docs NOT own lots of advice and help to make an even and bring the receipt to the Students' This vear. as with last year, 2039. the technical equipment to produce successful. Level 3 SUB CASA Breakfast: 8am - 11 am Lunch: 11am - 3pm for more info call 329-2195 Federal Lobbyist The Canadian Alliance of Student Associations (CASA) is an alliance of student associations and student unions Are you in favor of a mandatory bus pass for all y\Z^u s?ccM-cs from across Canada. Through this net U of L undergrad students at $52.50 per work of student governments, CASA semester? represents and defends the interests of post-secondary students to federal ami To avoid the cost of a future re-referendum, EVERYDAY: inter-provincial levels of government. are you in favor of pegging the cost of a four Breakfast Bocon or Ham Eqgers for more information aboul what we month (semester) U-Pass at a price not to with Juice or Coffee $3 exceed that of a single month bus pass offered Add Hashbrowns for $ 1 do. visit out web site at www.casa.ca. "*~0 by LA Transit? BREAKFAST SPECIAL Tuesday . Contact Dustin Fuller, ULSU President, Choice of Sau$>ag> CAUS to let him know what you think, or if you are Sept 26 01 Bacon and Homemade mmmm Pan Fiies. $5.50 interested in sitting on the ATC committee. Provincial Lobbyist [email protected] o The Council of Alberta University BREAKFAS1 SPECIAL Students (CAUS) represents the inter o Thursday Eggs any Style with ests of students at ihe University of Al Sept 28 ;.e of Sausage, Hum icon and Homemade berta, the University of Calgary and the CD Pan Fiies. $5 50 Universit) oi Lethbridge to the govern nient, stakeholders and ihe public. For more information aboul whal we do, visit out weh siie at www.caus.net. September 21, 2006 The Meliorist Features 7 Recipe of the Week Dear Madam; about is each other and how you Adobo Chicken (also known as Luzon) feel (or watching ESPN - kidding, I'm a young man, who has just I'm just kidding). entered his first year of university. I would like to know the etiquette of 3. Use condoms. Although using sex, should I manage to get lucky. protection is both partners' Sincerely, responsibility, make sure you Hoping to get lucky. always have condoms on hand whenever you want to rise to the Dear Hoping to get lucky; occasion. That way, you're always Here are some basic rules of prepared and there's one less sexual etiquette men should adhere obstacle in your way. But if you've to. both been tested for STDs and are in a monogamous relationship, 1. Keep yourself clean. Women are then condom use may be optional considerate enough to do away with and you can let the "chips" fall their body hair, make sure they where they may. But don't take it smell good, and keep their breath upon yourself to assume that it's fresh to ensure that we enjoy the your sperm, and can therefore experience. It's high-time that we do whatever you want with it. reciprocate the favor — all the time. Nevertheless, the best place to Keep your teeth spotless, your release yourself would be inside the breath fresh, your penis clean Trojans - condoms, that is. Safe sex longer shelf-life. Because of its long Remember to wash your chicken very - and above all else, keep your is your best bet and it minimizes By Rachel Clarke shelf-life (actually improving the well. We recommend using the lemon body hair trim and proper. You both STDs and her chances of flavour in the days after it is first (in ingredients) to scrub all over the don't have to eradicate all the hair christening you as the father of her This is a Filipino recipe that my cooked), and adaptability to different chicken parts and rub some salt into on your body, just trim your pubes new arrival. mother taught me. It's very easy to do, usages (e.g. with steamed rice for lunch it as well. with a sideburn trimmer. and tastes delicious. or dinner, in sandwiches when you're Heat oil and add all ofthe garlic, and 4. Dispose of condoms. Ifyou soil on the go or crisp fried and served for cook until garlic is lightly browned. 2. Don't ask stupid questions. Was it, then it's your job to get rid of it. First, a litte background: breakfast with eggs and garlic rice), Add chicken and saute until the I good? How good was I? Was I When you're done sending your Adobo, a common dish in the adobo is often the first thing to go in chicken is beginning to tenderize. better than your last boyfriend? boys to death by rubber, take the Philippines, is typically made with the picnic basket whenever Filipinos Add ground black pepper, whole You don't work out, do you? So liberty of giving them a proper pork or chicken, slow cooked in soy go to the beach or on a road trip. It black peppercorns, soy sauce, and where's your younger sister? These burial - in the trash can. sauce, vinegar, crushed garlic, bay is, for all intents and purposes, the vinegar, and let simmer for 25-35 are the kinds of questions that will Emily, a friend of mine, mentioned leaves, and black peppercorns. This national dish ofthe Philippines. minutes or until chicken is done. land us a free ride to Master Bation that after having sex with her dish originates from the northern Make sure to add more vinegar or Boulevard for a long time to come. boyfriend, she simply assumed that region of the soy sauce until it suits your taste After-sex talk is crucial, thus your he had gotten rid of the condom. Lo It is one ofthe first dishes Filipinos Ingredients: (should be a bit tangy). When chicken best bet would be to say as little as and behold, her mom came to visit, learn to cook (this is very true) and it io chicken drumsticks or 8 chicken is tender, add some 7 up or sugar ifyou possible. and like any inquisitive mother, she is simple and requires just a handful breasts want a sweeter taste, and let simmer A lot of my buddies never got a was sniffing around the apartment of ingredients. In good-tasting adobo, 1 whole garlic (chopped) for 5 more minutes. Serve over rice. second go at certain women they and ultimately found it... next to none of the spice flavours dominate olive oil or vegetable/corn oil really liked because they said the the bed and chock-full of "nut." but rather the taste is a delicate balance 1 tsp ground black pepper wrong thing. This includes asking of all the ingredients. As with most l tsp black peppercorns women how many partners they've I hope this is enough for now, dishes, there will be slight variations 3 dried bay leaves had, right after having sex with and good luck with your sexual in the ratios of the ingredients or the 2 cups soy sauce them for the first time. Dude, you endeavours. cooking process. l cup vinegar just engaged in a very intimate Adobo is a very common packed experience (according to women), Sincerely, food for Filipino mountaineers and '*7up/sprite or l tablespoon of sugar and all that you should be talking Madam **1 whole lemon (cut into 8 slices) travelers because of its relatively Send your health and wellness questions to Dear Madam, via [email protected] Tomorrow's Professionals Apply Today! Hey Kids! Are you a true Apply On-line! child of the 80's? OMSAS www.ouac.on.ca/omsas/ PROVE IT! Ontario Medical School Application Service September 15, 2006: Last day for registering for on-line applications 1. 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' AUX UNIVERSITES DP I ONTARIO • You Can't Do That On Television Features 8 The Meliorist September 21,2006 What do you bring to the table? personally felt amazed and fulfilled: screenings, a display of cultural By Yevgen Fedotov the things we were studying in class costumes, music and dances as Meliorist Contributor were tangible, unlike in many other well as a demonstration of assorted classes whi re it times I felt that I cultural games. This kind of events was studying the inner imagination would not be possible without the participation and involvement When it comes to my university of some madman. My point here is of international students as well experience I try to think not only that international students provide as professors dedicated to the of the things the university can an amazing opportunity to study and promotion and showcasing of the provide for me, but also what things learn from other cultures without cultural richness present at our I can provide for the university. The the need for expensive travel. With university. It was a bit sad for me international students that come such a great variety of courses that when the International Week was to the University of Lethbridge benefit from first-hand accounts and over, mostly because this food- benefit greatly from being here: we opinions, international students are dance-music diversity exists in my receive a great education with some an invaluable asset. daily life as a student, yet there are "hands-on" experience provided by International students also not enough opportunities for me internships or co-op programs, we provide a chance for practicing and other students to appreciate receive valuable cultural knowledge, other languages face to face, this them more. as well as the perfect environment in my opinion beats any language to learn and improve our spoken lab out there, regardless of how International students have and written English. International technologically sophisticated it enriched my overall academic and students can also participate in all might be. Having the opportunity personal experience for as long as I the great activities that the university to use the expressions you learn in have been at this university. I am sure offers, ranging from sports and arts class during activities and put your that in one way or another they have to social gatherings. Yet, what do vocabulary into practical use is the enhanced your university experience international students bring to the best language learning tool there is. as well. In my daily interaction with university community? 1 was walking by the atrium one international students 1 try to return I was taking Anthropology of the day this past February' and I saw the kindness in many different ways. Family and Kinship a few semesters a few people standing next to Perhaps you might consider doing ago. In order to illustrate a kinship tables full of all variety of dishes I so as well. There are many ways theory the instructor brought the have not seen or smelled before. you could help an international example of the Nuer tribe from I curiously approached and asked student, from diverse volunteering Southern Sudan. Next class after she what was going on. I was politely opportunities on and off campus, to used that example, the instructor told that the different dishes are simple gestures of thoughtfulness invited a guest to our class; an for sale at two dollars per plate and such as helping a lost international international student whose parents that this food sampling is part of student find their classroom. I am were part of a Nuer tribe. Our class the International Week. Soon after sure other students have their own had the opportunity to ask him all I learned that there were other way of helping; it is just a matter of kind of questions about his first activities scheduled for that week, being aware ofthe great things that hand experiences and cultural including a variety of workshops international students contribute to practices. At the end of that class I and seminars, international film our university's community. L THURSDAYS KOKANEE THIRSTY THURSDAYS DANCING, DJS, BANDS AND UVE MUSIC ALL NIGHT. HAPPY HOUR PRICES ALL NIGHT. NO COVER CHARGE. $2.50 BEER, $2.50 HI-BALLS. SPECIALS STARTS AT 6PM. PARTY STARTS AT 8PM. i \y September 21, 2006 The Meliorist Horoscopes 9 you share a bed with. Take Scorpions, be ready to deal with, listen to some good time for fun this week but be with emotional situations this advice and meet some new sure to not give your secrets week. Try to bring some extra people. Your confidence away. Be aggressive and tissues in your bag. Avoiding will be back if you take care never let anyone get the problems, especially the of your needs. better of you. Focus your ones that tie you with the energy on work and you family, isn't good. Try to will be surprised that you'll solve them quickly but accomplish it all on your effectively. Use your energy own. Make some formal and inventiveness and you'll Aries: March 21 - April 19 changes and be sure to surprise everyone. You will keep that smile. always be curious no matter Aries, Aries, Aries... Forgive Virgo: August23-September how simple a thing is. Keep and forget! It's time to get 22 asking questions and get on with life. People won't involved with projects. Keep always do what you want This week isn't a good one spending time with close for you. Too much of your friends and family. Set aside them to do. Accept the Aquarius: January 20 - time is wasted and work is your old hobbies and find a fact that people aren't February 18 robots. So enjoy this week causing you to slip away. new extra-curricular activity. by going out and having You need to be around the Keep doing your homework right people more so that and you'll prosper in and fun. If you're still feeling A vacation is what you depressed, ask your friends they can contribute to your out of class. You'll be happy Aquarians will need after and family for help. You future plans. Be creative to know that your curiosity might think life is over but and be less impulsive. Being won't kill you like it killed the this week. It's good to work cat but will make you do hard but remember to not it is most certainly not. You Cancer: June 22 - July 22 a Virgo, it's only right to be just have to remind yourself sensitive and aggressive some interesting research. overwork yourself. Make some time to go out and that you're not alone. Just A hero. That's right Cancer, at the same time. Take be prepared to face some it's what you are. This week, chances and look for other spend time with family opposition and competition your values gave you the paths. Joining a group could or friends. Do your own this week. To help you get in chance to be in Superman's open up some doors foryou. thing and forget about the winner's box, cut back shoes. Stand up for what is Don't let others ruin what others. You've served on the hours you're working right and don't be afraid you have now. Get involved them enough. Be ready to and try to get some rest. if anyone opposes to you. and you'll surely meet some change and adapt to things interesting people. Enjoy life Be strong and something or well. Success will be written someone will stand by your and don't forget to have fun. Trying something new all over your face if you side. The stars favour you become the power behind this week. Why? Because will be appreciated and every project. Be patient, you took something and get your boss's attention. turned it into a thing. Don't confident and refuse to get Sagittarius: November 22 involved in fights. Join some take on things all at once - December 21 but do put your effort on intellectual groups and listening to others if you Take some time off to talk to spend little money. There's wish to get what you want. a friend. This week has been a chance you'll meet the The courses you chose are a good and bad experience right person. Remember to Taurus: April 20 - May 20 perfect for you because you for you. Even though your have fun and care for others are likely to meet a special Ah look who it is. It's the relationship with the family around you. someone. Just make sure is going great, for others it mighty Taurus. This week, love won't get in the way my friend, you should be may not. Don't ask for too of your performance. Keep much from your partner and prepared to work. Your focusing on school work don't take things out on hands, particularly, would and you will be rewarded. your loved ones. It may be be of great use. Though, Libra: September 23 - hard to share your feelings you should use your talent October 22 but try to do so. Don't be for good causes. Try to do Your week has been hectic. frustrated with little things. It some creative activities won't do any good. Money for once, especially with Finally you settled on the right classes. You'll have matters will come and go, children. They need your so focus on more important love and humor. If you focus to learn how to manage your time more effectively problems. Set a budget, your energy on a certain stop being generous and goal, you'd be more likely or else something will go Pisces: February 19 - March terribly wrong. Stop being start fresh. Be aware of a 20 to accomplish it. And while change in attitude. you're at it, make personal paranoid and go with the flow. You'll be able to adjustments. This wouldn't Feeling down this week? hurt and plus, you'd feel accomplish much more if Leo: July 23 - August 22 you focus your energy. Put Don't worry too much much better about yourself. about it. It'll all pass. Just Just make sure to keep your thinking cap on and Energy is what you'll need channel your efforts into give it a little time and the your financial status on the stars will lighten up your down-low. this week, not just to finish schoolwork. Keep your cool school work but also to get and never use force. It won' t day. It's alright to feel a little other things done. Try to do get you anywhere. Take frustrated here and there. things creatively and be some time off and enjoy a It's part of life. You have luck prepared to be surprised. fun activity with people you and determination on your Focus on important things love. Get enough rest and side so go after your goals and deal with other show them what you've Capricorn: December 22 this week. Get some help people's problems later. Do got. Understand what your -January 19 and support if you need it not indulge on something family is going through Sagittarians should ask your and you'll be surprised that too much as it will have and give them a chance type for help. Being able you've inspired others just by bad consequences. Give to explain. In return, they'll to budget wisely is like a school work some time and give you some TLC. doing the right thing. Don't talent that runs through a reward will be at your be afraid to share your your veins. This week, focus door. While you're at it, quit ideas even though others Gemini: May 21 - June 21 your energy into your something that's affecting are likely to be opposed to thoughts and beliefs. It also People from the past will your health and start going them. You should think to won't hurt to suggest some come back to haunt you. out. This week's lecture will ideas to your boss. It might people. Keep your secrets Not necessarily to haunt open up some doors for you even give you a chance to yourself, take on the role or scare you but they and if you're listening well, for a raise. However, you as a leader and love will will come back to your it'll be something you'd shouldn't expect too meet you halfway. Listen life. So take control, be want to do for the rest of much, like a promotion. Be and learn. quick and try to do things your life. Always keep your prepared to handle a crisis independently. Don't let conscience in mind and that is heading your way friends get in the way of something good will come and make sure to not spend your happiness. Do what up. too much for friends. Be you think is better for you Scorpio: October 23 - patient with those you live and that special someone November 21 10 TLF's The Meliorist September 21, 2006 You can submit your TLF's to [email protected] or visit our website at www.themeliorist.com All TLF's must be submitted via a valid uleth account. Keep in mind that slanderous or offensive TLF's may be edited or omitted. TLF's must be submitted by Sunday afternoon for the following Thursday's edition of The Meliorist. Superfluous TLF's will be held until the next issue. What's with the tennis courts?? Collars are meant to go down, in to security if found. Monday is an awful way to (PSC 1210) $60. call 360-6601 It would be nice if they did NOT up...so to all you goofs out spend 1 /7th of your life some upkeep so we could there, put 'em down U of L French Club Wine & I cannot speak well enough to actually use them to play! Cheese Meet & Greet this Reality is a crutch for people be unintelligible 1 That's the new gym?! 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Dog 12 Entertainment The Meliorist September 21,2006 Fun 100 energize Flavour the Tongue (n Groove of the Week prize for best original score at the By Amy Dewar 2006 Hollywood 168-Hour Film Entertainment Editor Festival. Coco Love Alcorn, who will also be playing on the 25th, has an album out this week. With Well, I hope everyone is having all this excitement surrounding a fantastic week. I hope no one the show, it will definitely not fail got sick on the weekend from to deliver the goods. all the rain. I know I did. which After all this music. I am sure certainly set me hack a bit. The at least a few people will need to dreary weather certainly makes have a chill-out night. This can be for depressing times. I need a few done on Wednesday September more weeks of pleasant weather 27th at the Round Street cafe's before winter comes along. I hope read-around and open mic poetry at least some people were able evening. This starts at 7:30 p.m., Vancouver band Fun 100 brought the to check out some of the shows so ifyou want to share your poetry, party to the Tongue 'n Groove on Saturday. that happened on Friday night, or at least hear some, check it as there were many happening out. At 9 p.m., Most Vocal poets around town. Live music is Blaine, Jake and Shannon will be really starting to get big around performing at City Hall, as part Lethbridge, so make sure to check of Heart of the City. If you'd like out some shows. more information, call 394-0999. Lordan, and local band The Things party to the Tongue 'n Groove, with There are a few exciting things The Calgary International Film By Amy Dewar Gametes, who may or may not rip your their delicious power pop dance punk happening this week. The Tongue Festival starts on Friday the 22nd. Entertainment Editor face off. The music was fantastic, and sound. Although the crowd's numbers n Groove, located at 3i2-2nd Regular tickets cost $10. There's anyone can play which means that if dwindled, there was still a copious Avenue S., has live music almost lots of great stuff playing so if Vancouver band Fun 100 played you want people to hear your own amount of energy in the bar, and we every day of the week. If you've you dig films you might want to at the Tongue 'n Groove on Sunday music, head on down to the Tongue 'n could have danced all night. got all your homework done, take a weekend off and head up night. Due to it being a Sunday night, Groove on Sunday evenings. Lethbridge shows are a lot more make sure you check out Scott to Calgary. Check out the website as well as open mic, the crowd was As the various singers and musicians personal than shows in a bigger city Nolan tonight. He'll be playing (www.calgan.-film.com) for show rather small and subdued, but it was took the stage to play their three such as Calgary or Vancouver. It is at the Tongue 'n Groove around times and to find out what's playing. a fantastic and entertaining show songs, the various bodies in the bar worth going to shows simply because 9:30 p.m. Have you ever wanted to write nonetheless. became more and more energetic, there is a good possibility you will On Friday the 22nd, The Uncas for a newspaper? If you dig Fun 100 were hosting the Tongue yet a mellow atmosphere remained, get to meet and party with the bands will be taking the stage at the music, movies or just the arts 'n Groove's open mic night, which is which is a nice aspect of the Tongue that are playing. Good times are often Tongue 'n Groove. They describe in general, and have a strong a regular feature on Sundays for the 'n Groove. By the time Fun 100 hit had by all, so get out and support the their sound as "whiskey cow- desire to write about it, e-mail venue. The open mic featured local the stage, I was ready to have a solid local music scene! Check out Fun punk," so it is sure to prove to be me at e.editor@themeliorist. singers and musicians including tango and twist time, and was joined 100 online at www.myspace.com/ an interesting show. They already com, and help me take a load off. regular Two Spirit Sage, Jordan aka by a few others. Fun 100 brought the preemies have two albums out, which are available to buy online. Check out their website at www.theuncas. com ^mm^ Your Choice of Ix)cal band The Vespas will be having their CD release party rim Saturday September 23rd at The Slice, which is located on 8th vas/ Street S. Santana Ondina and The Career Awesomes will be kicking off the party at around 9 p.m., and the evening's festivities will continue At Sim Life Financial, there are many career paths to take. A dynamic international with a performance by The Vespas financial services organization, we have plenty of opportunities waiting for you in Lethbridge. 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The Arctopus make avant-noise metal duo Orthrelm. ridiculously technical noise metal of The group has done previous work alien-like quality and the precision with Orthrelm. playing numerous of their music is astonishing. The shows with them and releasing a Press release highly technical trio from New York split 7" on Crucial Blast records. has just re-released an album on They are very similar to Orthrelm in Metal Blade records called Nano- the sense that their music structures Saxophonist, composer and Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning. rely on chaos, and guitar playing Lethbridge native Dave Renter It's a fitting title for music that no that's based on finger tapping (B.Mus'98) opens the Faculty Artists mortal human could have ever with lots of treble, but Behold The and Friends Series on September written and is seemingly created by Arctopus have one more guitar 22nd at 8 p.m. in the University a robot sent from the future to teach player that adds more texture and Recital Hall. He is joined on stage us what instrumental tech-metal layering, they also have a bit more by the U of L .Jazz Ensemble and a should sound like, and by the way, linear structure, whereas Orthrelm variety of other local musicians for this robot has feelings. has very little repetition and shorter an evening of jazz. The program The album has some pretty sick songs. consists of Renter's original song titles like "Fstrogen/Pathogen The band seems like they practice compositions and arrangements Fxchange Program" and "You Will and practice. A lot. It would take a along with some jazz standards. Be Re-Incarnated As An Imperial lot to memorize each complex song. "I'm pleased to be back performing Attack Space Turtle," but I still I would be sure right now they're in at the U of L," he said. "It was a have no idea what those titles mean some garage or warehouse working great school to attend. I received a or how they play into the music, on fine-tuning their songs except lot of encouragement to compose because it's all instrumental. Nano- they each have had a few side projects and had plenty of opportunities to Nucleonic was originally an KP that going for some time. Dysrhythmia is perform and solo. I also received came out in 2003 but Metal Blade another group that Colin Marston is a lot of encouragement from my re-issued it with some live tracks involved in. They make tech-post studio professor Peggy Mezei. She's and a larger campaign because rock music with the disjointed time the reason that I have continued my they knew the capabilities of their structures often found in math rock studies." music. He put down the 12-string and Renter is working on his Doctorate was quite an honour." compositions and will be released The album has nine tracks and picked up a bass for this group and of Music in Jazz Composition at In 2002, his first CD, A Tale of later this year. clocks in at 53 minutes of tech- they've just released an album over the University of Texas in Austin. Three Cities, included pianist Kurt For tickets and information call metal precision and a maelstrom of the summer on Relapse records In 2002, he won the first Brussels Ellenberger and bassist Dave Spring the Box Office 329-2616. Tickets are chaotic and jarring time structures called Barriers and Passages. Composition Competition and along with Renter. This recording is $ 15 regular and $ 10 for students and led by main guitarist Colin Marston's Behold The Arctopus has a bright conducted his piece with the Brussels availableonlineatwww.cdbaby.com. seniors. The complimentary shuttle riffs that rely on finger tapping with future and will hopefully gain wider Jazz Orchestra as part of the finals. Earlier this year David recorded the bus will transport concertgoers from lots of treble played on a 12-string recognition with a larger release on That performance was recorded and music for a new CD with pianist Kurt the North parking lot to the theatre Warr guitar. The experimental Metal Blade and one can only hope released on New Baltic Records. Ellenberger, bassist John Fremgen entrance. nature of their music would fit that carpal tunnel syndrome doesn't Renter was the only North American and drummer Jeremy Brown. The nicely on Ipecac records, and they overtake them! finalist. "I was totallv blown away, it recording features many original Changes Continue •88.3 FM%J JftuQAA)j^ PRESS RELEASE Thursday SEPTEMBER 21 | 6:30 pm CK.\r continues to grow and expand, according to Brian Heinrich, Executive Director of the CKXU Radio Society. ucreated Gait Museum & Archives Viewing Gallery •( )ver the past year or so, we've done a lot of work separating the operations of the station based on suppers hosted from the affairs of the society, and what we're doing right now - and hiring a now Station 100 years ago: A heritage dinner to celebrate the Manager is just part of that - is taking things to their logical conclusion." bounty ofthe southern Alberta region. Quinn Kuiken, Vice President ofthe Society, explains that some ofthe duties ofthe Station Manager were moved into the new position of Executive Director a year ago and that Heinrich His Honour. Lieutenant Governor held both positions. "But as the year wore on, we realized that it was way too much work for one person. So the Norman L. Kvvong and Her Honour, board decided to hire a Station Manager to look after the operations and marketing of the Mrs. Kwong will be in attendance. station." More information about the position can be found at http://www.ckxu.com. Applications Guest Speaker: Georgia Green Fooks close at 4:30 p.m. on Tuesday, September 26. I . M4aM In addition to hiring a new Station Manager, CKXU is also trying to get more people involved l««l pototOaM in what it does. $75 tickets "One message we've had problems getting out is that CKXU is more than just the station," .,1", n«<»i M available at the 320-3954 Heinrich says. Gait Museum Kuiken points out that most under-graduate students pay a $3/semester levy to Store, CKXU and are therefore members ofthe society. aj |i<< "If you're a member of the society, we encourage you to get involved - even if it's just Tax receipt for showing up to the AGM." portion of the This year's Annual General Meeting will he held in L1060 at 6 p.m. on Sunday, October 15. ticket price. One way members ofthe society can become more involved 18 to run for office on the board. "According to the CRTC, we're supposed to have balanced representation from the student body, the faculty and administration, station volunteers, and members oi the community at large, so if you're interested in CKXU and what we're doing, that's a great way to get www.historiclethbridge.ore involved." More information about the Annual General Meeting, including a nomination form, can mK....mmmmmmmmmWmmmmmmmmmmm also be found at CXKU's Web site. 14 Entertainment The Meliorist September 21,2006 Illusionist review By Scott Daley now engaged to the would-be king. as the movie jumps from past to present, but it moves along Meliorist Contributor As Eisenheim's performances draw increasingly large and at a smooth clip. It's also true that a few ofthe characters feel ardent crowds, the conniving prince grows increasingly overly familiar and are not especially well developed, especially Edward Norton is one of the most interesting, intelligent skeptical and antagonistic towards the magician, shutting down Biel, who gives a thin performance as Sophie, the supposed actors we have in film today. In everything in which I've his theatre and having the police captain spy on him and try to heart ofthe story. Giamatti, however, does an admirable job as seen him (Fight Club, 25th Hour, The Score, and probably arrest him. This is allegedly on the grounds that Eisenheim's Chief Inspector Uhl, not overdoing the accent, playing nicely a few others I'm forgetting), Norton always tends to exude a displays (which come to involve the seeming conjuring of off Norton, and, as always, making the officer an amiable and measured, brainy, cool authority that livens up the screen. the ghosts of loved ones) are disturbing the public peace. identifiable person. He is in such intriguing command of his roles that he can even However, Prince Leopold has his own agenda: Eisenheim has As stylish and entertaining as Burger's contributions can be, take what would otherwise be a standard-issue period piece- been undermining the prince's logic-based authority with his though, this is really Norton's movie. What is real and what is mystery-romance like The Illusionist in some new directions. popular, unexplainable illusions, and causing the populace to not? Can love endure time and other tribulations, even death? Here, Norton plays a vaguely supernatural (or possibly just question his integrity, plus Leopold desperately wants Sophie Can an extraordinary performance have a political Impact extremely clever) magician in late 19th century Vienna going to himself, fearing any competition. and change hearts and minds? Is life and love really any less by the name of Eisenheim the Illusionist. His ornate illusions Magic, romance, political intrigue, even a chilling dose of mysterious than the black arts? These are the questions that (growing an orange tree right there on stage in the span of a the otherworldly - it's all been skillfully put together by writer- fascinate Norton, and they come to fascinate us as well. The few seconds; affixing a jewel-encrusted sword to a spot on the director Neil Burger, who makes his feature debut here. He juicy kick about Norton's performance here is that it tends to ground using seemingly nothing but his mind) bring Eisenheim does a nice job with the visual aesthetic, using rich, warm come off like its own type of sleight of hand. He is so thoughtful to the attention of various upper-class aristocrats and other colours for the most part, and then dimming things clown and aloof in this role, choosing subtle gestures and employing powerful folks in Vienna. These include a snooty prince with his during some of Eisenheim's more disturbing spectacles. There a subtle yet fully believable accent, that it's tricky to know eye on the crown (Rufus Sewell), a curious police captain (Paul also often seems to be a slight haze over the film, reinforcing its exactly what is going on in Eisenheim's mind - yet Norton Giamatti), who is concerned with the impact of Eisenheim's historic setting and the motifs of memory and mystery. Phillip makes it tantalizing to try and figure it out. That's a mark of tricks on the public, and, most importantly, Sophie (Jessica Glass' lovely score fits wonderfully here as well. great acting, and Norton's character in The Illusionist is an Biel), a glamorous countess once the apple of Eisenheim's eye The Illusionist may be a relatively simple genre film, not alluring mystery hidden in plain sight. really aspiring to profound heights. 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S^mW call: 1-877-498-4952 CONCERT ON OCTOBER 3RD or 1-888-591-6882 132 COLUMBIA BLVD. WEST 381-1455 September 21, 2006 The Meliorist Entertainment 15 Relationships and T Social Issues Explored °p^ in Flip Side The Playground By Amy Dewar Entertainment Editor The Rolling Stones - Their Satanic Majesties Request Music is neat. So neat in fact that I decided Released in 1967, Their Satanic Majesties to make a weekly list of what has heen stuck Request is one of The Rolling Stones best in my CD player. The albums listed may not albums. It's inventive, whimsical and at always be recent, but that is neither here nor times quite dramatic. Notable tracks include there. I've been in a real rock 'n roll mood "She's a Rainbow", "2000 Man", "Citadel" lately, so the following albums are in the rock and "2000 Light Years from Home". It's a 'n roll vein. classic album, and if you dig psychedelic rock 'n roll, it's a must for vour collection. The Mooney Suzuki - Maximum Black EP Tricky Woo - Eirst Blush The tracks on this album were recorded While it is not necessarily recent, first between August 1998 and January 1999, and blush, which was released last year, is a the album is a re-release of a rare EP that was solid album. Chock full of cool and cocky inly sold at the band's shows and on their aggressive tunes, it is a perfect album for website. It contains five bonus tracks that a night out. Tricky Woo are also Canadian, were not on the original. 'Ihe album is rowdy, and bring 80's sleaze back to lock 'n roll. energetic and aggressive, and excellent for hanging out in your friend's basement while The Stooges - Fun House drinking cheap beer. The Stooges were a great band. The) encompassed virtually everything that was Wolfmother - Wolfmother dirty rock n roll in the late bos and early Australia's Wolfmother is heavy metal in the OS. While their first and last albums were same way Led Zeppelin is heavy metal. Look great, it was Fun House that really captured for lyrics about unicorns and magic, which what The Stooges were. They were a band are set to occasionally complicated guitar riffs whose full potential came out when the) reminiscent of Soundgarden. Listen for the played live, and Fun House is an album that Press Release acting in the production. Together they have flute solo on "Witchcraft", and while you're truly captures that sound. It is possibly one done the costumes, hair and makeup, sound at it, make sure you give "Where Eagles Have of the greatest albums of all time. I am not Playgrounds are everywhere. In every school design and will act as their own stage crew, Been" and "Colossal" a good listen. even joking. yard and in every community, a playground is moving props as needed during production. just waiting for a child to embrace it in their The set was designed by drama major Julia innocence. But what else happens there? This Wasilewski and the lighting was designed by is the question explored by The Two Plus John Farwell's lighting class. Three Collective in their debut production of "The Collective works really well together The Playground, at the David Spinks Theatre with lots of communication and round table September 28 to 30 at 8 p.m. nightly, with a discussions so everyone is on the same page," matinee at 2 p.m. on September 30th. This is said Bridal. "That open communication the first in the TheatreXtra Series. sure makes my job easier and ensures that "We're exploring a variety of themes related everything flows well." to the human condition," said Sean Guist, one After several weeks of rehearsal and polishing, of the five U of L drama majors who created The Playground is ready for an audience. the production. "Everything from touching "I'm veiy impressed with how everything is and humorous thoughts about friendship, to coming together. This is a real testament to pressing social issues such as drug use, and the creativity ofthe Two Plus Three Collective homelessness reveal adult realities in this and their dedicated hard work." childhood playground." Tickets for The Playground by the Two Plus The Playground is the collective project Three Collective are $11 for adults and $7 for of second-year student Adam Beauchesne, seniors and students at the U of L Box Office and fourth year students Colby Cseke, Pattie (329-2616). The Box Office is open 12:30 p.m. Dwyer, Sean Guist, and Michelle Thorne. "The to 3:30 p.m. on weekdays. The complimentary' Collective has really taken responsibility for shuttle bus transports theatregoers from the just about every aspect ofthe production," said north parking lot to the theatre entrance. Nancy Bridal, stage manager. Each student Note: The Playground has mature themes wrote a scene, are directing a scene and and content. Dlr'CI BBBBBVMaaBL. 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"the equivalenl of Kathy Bates in Misery." different schools have come up with a variety As I was doing some research for one of my Apparently she and I had very different of ways to make the gym appealing to the non- numerous classes this weekend. 1 came across experiences within the walls of our high futurc-Olympians out there. My high school in a rather Interesting article published a while school gyms. Calgary, for example, offered three different back in the Edmonton Journal. The article Now. in the article the author was clear in gym classes. The first was the "5 credit high was an editorial by a University student and it stating that all "athletic types" would disagree performance" class for student athletes on discussed the future ofthe Alberta high school with her because we were too busy "kissing competitive teams. The second option was the curriculum. Being an Education major (and a the gym teacher's well-muscled buttocks" (I "3 credit off-campus" group for students who self-professed nerd), this caught my attention. don't care who you are, that's funny) to see would prefer to head off of school property for A topic of discussion over the past few- years the real sadism that was going on around us. some bowling, canoeing, and power walking, has been whether or not to include Physical But I'm not sure that I qualify as the type of finally, the "3 credit recreational" class was Activity courses as Grade 12 requirements for athlete that she is referring to. I'm an athlete offered for students that were interested in a graduation. This would be a provincial move in the way that I can run around and swim for more traditional gym atmosphere. Nowhere to help combat the rise in adolescent obesity a pretty long time, and ifyou give me a target in any of these classes was a dodge ball unit was about as far from a sadist as they come, in our country. I can kick the crap out of it thanks to a lifetime present where "you had a ball hurtled at although he did sport the classic coaching My first impression was that this sounded of karate lessons. But put a tennis racket or a your head by a kid who makes The Hulk look intensity that we all come to adore. like a very good idea. I would have leapt on the basketball in my hand and I am pretty near like a sissy girl," as this particular columnist It's just like the old saying goes: "what you opportunity in High school to potentially drop useless. Ok, let's face it: put the majority of lamented. can't get out of, get into whole heartedly." a science or math class to pick up an afternoon sporting equipment in my general vicinity So what is the difference between the writer This applies to both athletes and non-athletes gym class. (I am sure that I'm not the only and I'll look at you in a confused manner (no of this article and me? If I could offer a guess, alike. Mandatoiy Active Living classes could person who has said that the only parts of one ever said you had to be good at the sports I would have to say attitude. Even though I bring the next wave of students away from the their day that they truly enjoyed in high in order to write about them). But despite was far from the most athletic student in high computers and into the gymnasium, be it for a school were lunch hour and "Active Living".) my sporting imperfections, I still loved gym school, I still showed up to gym class dressed rowdy game of floor hockey, some group kin- Apparently this particular student would not class. and enthusiastic. At no point during my ball, or maybe just a friendly game of ping- have agreed with me. Clearly I am an advocate for mandating physical education career did I "collapse from pong. The author's fundamental premise for Active Living classes throughout the duration exhaustion in a pool of my own vomit" (except standing firmly against mandatory gym of students' high School careers. If nothing maybe that one time...), and my gym teacher D 0 0 Pandenionium Men's soccer team gained point on road Press Release the Spartans scored their second goal in the player ofthe game. while Lumley made 17 saves in the loss. final minute with the Horns pushing for the Saturday night, the Horns battled back from The Horns Soccer team's will see their first Lethbridge, AB -The University of Lethbridge equalizer. The Spartans goaltender made three an early deficit to earn a 1-1 draw with the home action this coming weekend, with Pronghorn Men's Soccer team (0-2-2) returned point blank saves and Ricky Rushton (Powell Fraser Valley Cascades. After falling behind the Men hosting UBC Friday and Victoria home with one point after a loss and a tie on River, BC, 5th year) put a header off a defender 1-0, nineteen minutes into the first half, Sunday, while the Women will play a home the West Coast last weekend. Friday night in on the goal line to thwart all of the Horns freshman Jaycee Neufeld (Saskatoon, SK) and home series with Calgary, starting in Langley, the Men dropped a hard fought 2-0 offensive chances. Horns goaltender Marcel lofted a shot over the Cascades goaltender to Lethbridge, Saturday at noon. Both men's decision to the Trinity Western Spartans. The Galaskiewicz (Calgary, AB,4th year) made 11 knot the score at one. The Horns controlled games start at 2:00pm. score did not adequately describe the game, as saves for the Horns and was named the Horns much of the play, directing 14 shots towards The Women's Rugby team saw their first the UCFV goal and holding a 6-0 advantage preseason action of the year this past weekend on corner kicks, but were unable to capitalize in Edmonton. Friday afternoon, the Horns on a win. Ricky Rushton was named the matched up against Horns player of the game on Saturday. the defending CW Champion U of A Pandas, The Horns Women's Soccer team (0-4- which was a rematch of the 2005 CW gold o) continued their early season struggles, medal game. Despite dropping a close 12-7 losing both of their games this past weekend. decision to the Pandas, the Horns played a Friday night, verses the TWU Spartans, two strong game, which had them leading 7-0 at own goals and a penalty kick goal lead to the the half on a Ashley Patzer (Lethbridge, AB, Horns 6-0 loss to the 2004 CIS Champions. 2nd year) converted try. Strong performances The Horns fell behind with an own goal in were also put forth by fullback Andrea Letal the tenth minute and were trailing 4-0 at (Calgary, AB, 2nd year) and second row player the half. Keeper Megan Lumley (Lethbridge, Amanda Richardson (Olds, AB, 2nd year). AB, 3rd year) made nine saves and defender Saturday afternoon, the Horns played a Sheena Stasiuk (Lethbridge, AB, 3rd year) strong possession game, en route to shutting was named the Horns player ofthe game. out the University of Calgary 22-0. Letal led 0* Saturday night in Abbotsford, the Women the Horns offensively, scoring three tries, 4%K dropped a 2-1 decision to the newest CIS and while Patzer's converted try rounded out the Canada West team, the University College of scoring. Lexmark Laser all Optra T620(I2A686S) Fraser Valley. After falling behind 2-0 in the The Horns will continue their preparations regular OptraT630(l2A746?t rfl 169 95 rfyfk second half, the Horns scored their first goal for the Canada West Championship V & 030 Swimmers drink more than just pool water; Rugby injuries more Alumni Golf Tournament frequent in summer; experienced HASH jumpers feel more pain VICTORIA (CUP) - There are a - leading to lots of drinking. surprising number of academic journals that deal with sports from Don't play rugby in the a variety of disciplines: psychology, summer Supports the Horns economics, law, marketing, Rugby players get injured more past four years to help raise funds ability to "work the court." Ryan sociology, physiotherapy and sports often during the summer than for the Men's Pronghorns Basketball Anderson was described as the best medicine. Here's a look at what some during the winter, says a new study Team and to introduce current '6' man in Canada West. Connolly ofthe latest studies have found. released in the Clinical Journal of players to alumni and sponsors. It is introduced Richard Steed as "a man Sport Medicine in July. But winter's By Ainsley Doty a great opportunity to let the public who gets people the ball and makes Drinking and diving not particularly safe either - serious Sports Editor know about the "Adopt a Horn" things happen." Kevin Monson was Sixty-five per cent of college injuries are just as likely to occur sponsorship program. described as being "the heart and divers and swimmers are high-risk in summer as in winter. The study "We are all a family here and it's soul of the team, and a player who drinkers, according to a June study followed the Rugby Football League important that [this year's] Horns always gives the extra effort." Each in the Journal of Applied Sports over six seasons, where there were The 4th Annual Pronghorn feel that," stated head coach Mike player brings their own talents, Psychology. Researchers studied 8.95 injuries per game. Researchers Charity Golf Tournament began Connolly. experiences, and spirit to this year's 340 competitive college athletes in were unsure why more injuries on a chilly Saturday morning this The latter part of the evening roster. six sports, finding swimmers and occurred in summer, but suggested year. But despite the blistering was spent introducing players one The event went off without a hitch divers are the heaviest drinkers. it could be because of weather, wind and frigid rain, Pronghorns by one and telling the guests a thanks to the diligent planning ofthe Aquatic athletes down more than the condition of the playing field devotees from present to days of little about each of them. As Coach Coordinators and Pronghorn support seven drinks per week on average, or changes to the way the game is yore came out to support University Connolly went down the list, it was staff. It was a great opportunity for and have 4.72 "heavy drinking played. of Lethbridge athletics. Through a obvious to all in attendance that this the public, sponsors, and alumni episodes" each month. Runners are rowdy game of golf at the beautiful season is going to be a stellar one to familiarize themselves with this the designated drivers in the world Fantasy sports are very manly Paradise Canyon course, Pronghorn for Men's Basketball. Each player's year's team and see for themselves of college athletics — they average Two researchers at the University Basketball Alumni and the 2006 name was accompanied by a list of what the Pronghorns have to offer. 2.8 drinks per week. The researchers of Wisconsin discovered that fantasy roster come together to celebrate impressive past accomplishments "We will go as far as our leadership suggested that "more than athletes sport leagues reinforce masculine camaraderie, sportsmanship, and a and statistics. Eli Gilbert has joined takes us," expressed Coach Connolly. from other sports, it is common for values. Fantasy sport leagues are love of the game. the Horns bringing with him some "So long as we play together and we men's and women's swim teams online competitions where people This event has been hosted for the fantastic averages and an impressive play hard we will do a lot this year." to socialize and 'party' together" pick teams of professional athletes, gaining points when the athletes score goals and hit home runs in real life. The August study in the Journal of Sport and Social Issues found that masculine values are embedded in fantasy leagues. "Fantasy sport leagues act as an 'Old Boy's Club' that allows men to communally meet, bond and redefine what it is to be masculine," said the report. 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