Politics Isn't Everything
Vol. 9 march 2017 — issue 3 iNSIDE: TOWNHALL TO NO ONE - POLITICS ISN’T EVERYTHING - COLD - why aren’t millennials eating pho - still drinking - BEST PUNK ALBUM EVER?? - ASK CREEPY HORSE - LOST BOYS OF THE RIGHT - misjumped - record reviews - concert calendar Town hall to no one Recently I was invited to attend a town hall meeting for our local representative to Congress, Rep. Bill Flores. In this day and age, you definitely want to have access to the person your district voted to send to 979Represent is a local magazine Washington and represent the interests of your home for the discerning dirtbag. area. 100 or so people turned out, submitted questions, gave passionate testimonials, aired grievances, ex- pressed outrage, even gave praise to Flores for a certain Editorial bored stance (though that was brief). Gay, straight, trans, white, other, Christian, Jew, Muslim, atheist, profession- Kelly Minnis - Kevin Still al, student, retired...a cross-section of the district’s diverse populace attended. Local police kept everything low key, local media showed to document the process. Art Splendidness Ivory is white, coal is black, water is wet...who cares, Katie Killer - Wonko The Sane right? This sort of thing happens all the time all over the country so what was so special about this event? Folks That Did the Other Shit For Us It was a townhall meeting with our congress- man...without the actual congressman in attendance. HENRY CLAYMORE - CREEPY HORSE - TIMOTHY MEATBALL He decided not to participate and instead flew to Mar-A- DANGER - MIKE L. DOWNEY - Jorge goyco - TODD HANSEN Lago to pull on Daddy Trump’s shirttail to beg of some EZEKIAL HENRY - Rented mule - HENRY ROWE - STARKNESS of the Orange Julius’s attention.
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