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THURSDAY. MARCH 29. 1990 JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY VOL. 67 NO. 46 3 elections result in run-off races SGA committee President refuses to release Kevin Hughes and Alex Pedersen will compete in a run-off election on April 3. Tim Knapp number of votes was eliminated from the race. J By Mark DeLaFleur SGA reporter Of the 2,080 votes cast, the presidential1 candidates Three races in Tuesday's Student Government received 2,052 votes. The SGA Association election will be decided in a run-off, and would not release individual the SGA will not release the vote counts for the three vote tallies. races. A run-off election will be held next Tuesday for SGA president, administrative vice president and secretary. Only Mark Chernisky, a candidate for treasurer, and three unopposed candidates won their races. Administrative vice Secretary None of the other candidates received SO percent of president the vote plus one vote — the count necessary to win an SGA election. The top two candidates in each race AIM Gordon and Heather Wiley will will meet next Tuesday in a run-off election. compete In the run-off election. The SGA major elections committee would not Andrew Lewis and Yoly Leon were John Pagels and Julie McEntee will compete release the vote counts for the races because, it says, eliminated from the race. In ths run-off election. Greg Grzybowski was it would give one candidate an unfair advantage. eliminated from ths race. "We do not want to influence in any way the Of the 2,080 votes cast, ths administrative vies Of ths 2,080 votss cast, ths secretarial candidates received 1,804 votss. decisions of the voters," the SGA said in a written presidential candidates received 1,973 votes. statement to The Breeze. "We believe the results should be based on the Treasurer candidates and their campaigns only." However, The Breeze believes the results of the election is public information, and will file a Mark Chernisky won the treasurer's race with complaint under the Virginia Freedom of Information 1,262 votes, 71 percent, of the 2,080 votes cast. His opposing candidate, Frank Heisler Act. f^Lm mm Kevin Hughes and Alex Pedersen will compete in a received 515 votes, 29 percent of votes cast. run-off election for president. 21 Alex Gordon and Heather Wiley will vie for 1U administrative vice president, and John Pagels and X <0J Julie McEnlee will run for secretary. Staff graphic by ELLEN STERN The winners Twenty percent of the student body is a decent out and vote for reform." average, seeing that the average national voter turnout A student, who wished to be unidentified, said, "I After last Tuesday's elections, Patricia Southall, an is only 10 percent, but we still need to get more voted for Alex Pedersen because he has a new unopposed candidate, will be next year's SGA people out to vote." approach and because we need more change in the legislative vice president. One student, who asked to remain anonymous, said, SGA. I appreciated Alex for coming by and talking to Mark Chernisky was elected treasurer. Bill Turner "I voted for Kevin because I've known him for a long me. I also agreed with the ideas on his platform." won the race for Honor Council president, and Olin time, and I know he is a really good worker. I trust Tim Knapp, the candidate for president who was West will be Honor Council vice president Kevin a lot. I think he will do a very good job as defeated in Tuesday's election, was unavailable for A total Of 2,080 people, or 20 percent of the president. I also support what he stands for." comment. student body, voted on Tuesday — a slight increase Alex Pedersen, the other candidate in the run-off Of the 2,080 students who voted, 2.0S2 voted for over last year's turnout. election, said, "I think the preliminary election shows the office of president, or 98.6 percent of the voters. The presidential candidates that a lot of voters desire a president that offers Administrative VP "I'm glad that I'm one of the two candidates for innovative and pragmatic ways of reforming and revitalizing the SGA. "I would like to thank all of the people that have president in the run-off election," said Kevin Hughes, faith in me and my abilities for their support during "The majority of the students voted for reform a candidate for president and current SGA treasurer. the past two weeks," said Alex Gordon, one of the "This means that we have a lot of hard work this because it is time for change and time to elect a president whose reforms serve to powerfully relay remaining candidates for administrative vice president week, but that doesn't bother me. in Tuesday's run-off election. "We need a better voter turnout for the run-off student concern to the administration." See ELECTION p^ge 2 ► election. We got 2,080 people to come out and vote. Pedersen said, "I'd like to urge all students to come Page 2, The Breeze, Thursday, March 29, 1990 Election > (Continued from page 2) president is. The run off is going to be "Next year, I will work to the best of "I wish my opponent luck, and I hard work, but I'm excited. my ability for the students of the Unopposed races pledge to continue to stand by my "Turnout is even more important for university. promises which will build a better the run-off .election than the last "I'd like to urge everyone to come future for all JMU students," he said. election," she said. "This decision out and vote in the run-off election Southall Gordon also stressed the importance affects what happens in the SGA next next Tuesday and let your voices be of the run-off election. "I encourage year. The SGA is going to be such a heard," he said. Legislative vice everybody to come out and vote." positive organization next year, and I Of the 2,080 voters, 1,973 voted in president Heather Wiley, the other candidate am ready to be a part of it," Wiley the race for administrative vice 1768 votes for administrative vice president, said, said. president, or 94.8 percent of the voters. "I am excited that there were four Andrew Lewis, one of two candidates Secretary candidates for this position. who was eliminated in Tuesday's Turner "It shows people finally realize just election, said, "I am pleased that there "It is exciting to know that the Honor Council how important administrative vice was a very good voter turnout. voters elected me as one of the president candidates to be in the run-off election," said John Pagcls, a candidate 1693 votes for secretary in Tuesday's run-off election. West "Before the student body votes Honor Council Tuesday, I would like them to look at experience, look at platforms, and look vice president at exactly what each candidate stands 1690 votes for. "It is important that a lot of people come out and vote in the run-off election, because there are three very important positions being voted on," he said. Julie McEntee, the other candidate for secretary in the run-off election, could not be reached for common t. 1804 students voted for the office of secretary — or 52.1 percent of the voters. Staff graphic by ELLEN STERN Treasurer Mark Chemisky won the race for see Frank involved next year." treasurer with 71 percent of the vote. Legislative Vice President His opponent, Frank Hiesler, had 29 "I'm really excited because I have a percent of the 1,777 votes cast for lot of good ideas and I'm ready to treasurer. implement them," said Patricia Of the 2,080 students who voted, Southall, next year's legislative vice 1,777 students — or 85.4 percent of president the voters — voted for treasurer. "With the students help, I hope to "I am a team player, and I am ready get a lot accomplished as legislative to work with whoever wins next vice president next year," Southall week," Chemisky said. said. "The good Lord willing, I'll try to do 1,768 students voted for legislative the best job I can and help the team on vice president, or 86.4 percent of the the executive council," Chemisky said. students who voted. "I believe that the run-off election is far more important than the first Honor Council Staff photo by SCOTT TRIBBLE election," he said. "We need to Bill Turner will be next year's Honor encourage people to come out and Council president. 1,693 students vote. voted for the position. Bird's eye view "I am really happy about winning And Olin West will be next year's Freshman Marty Gonzales watched the crowd on the pedestrian the election," Chcrnisky said. Honor Council vice president. 1,690 plaza from her perch In a tree last week., "However, Frank Heisler was a students voted for the position. fantastic candidate. He had a lot of Both Turner and West ran great ideas. 1 would definitely like to unopposed. ■
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About 300 JMU students and administrators formed of racial and cultural differences, said Johnette a human circle around part of the quad Tuesday to Henderson, organizer of the event show campus unity. Hudson Davis, a junior who participated in the "Hands Across JMU" began in front of Wilson Hall rally, said, "We need to reach out and understand each other's cultures." and stretched to Alumnae and Jackson Halls. The JMU students show support of "Hands participants joined hands at 5:15 p.m. And "Celebrate Differences Week" also is a chance Across JMU" by lining up and joining During the rally, trumpet players played "When the to increase understanding between races and cultures, hands Tuesday afternoon. Saints Go Marching In," and rally participants did the according to Together members. wave. The Duke Dog mingled with the crowd. The organization sponsored speeches on the "Hands across JMU" was part of this week's similarities between different cultures and lit a "unity Article by Rory Williams "Celebrate Differences Week," sponsored by Together, torch" to draw attention to their efforts. Photos by Vasha Hunt a campus organization that promotes equality and They also tied red and green bands on the wrists of unity. The rally's main purpose was to heighten awareness people who participated. AGD loses charter due to low membership sufficient time to come back after will split the house "until By Christy Mumford know what's going to happen." Panhellenic is able to expand," he staff writer , AGD hopes this letter may cause losing so many members," she said. said The JMU chapter of Alpha their international office to And at the end of the semester, Gamma Delta sorority will lose its reconsider revoking their charter, Current AGD pledges can either de-pledge or finish the pledging AGD will lose university charter at the end of this semester but Ellison is "really unsure as to recognition. "The university will due to low membership. the chances we have," she said. process and be initiated in May. They would then also become not recognize any social Greek Members of the JMU chapter will She also said AGD has done organization that is not part of a then receive alumnae status, nothing to warrant losing their alumnae members. Residents of the AGD house will national Greek organization," Way according to Liesel KitUitz, AGD's charter. "It's not something we did said. vice president of fraternity as a chapter, it's not our choice. I finish out the semester on Greek Row, and Ellison said AGD plans AGD has always been a different education. don't think the internationals kind of sprority, KitUitz said. "We AGD currenUy has 41 members realized how unified we are. to participate fully in all Greek activities planned for this semester. like to say we have something and 6 pledges. "We graduated half of our different to offer. We're not The chapter has not yet responded members last year — in However, the AGD house wi'l be reassigned next semester to Zeta traditional Greeks. formally to the loss of their charter, Panhellenic Rush that's hard to "AGD is individualistic," she said Vicki Ellison, AGD president. overcome," she said. "We've been Tau Alpha, Sigma Sigma Sigma and Alpha Sigma Alpha, said Mike said. "Lots of girls [who are "We're formulating a letter now that low in numbers in the past, and members] didn't even plan on being will point out reasons why we have we've always come back. Way, assistant to the associate vice lower membership. But 1 don't "We weren't really given president of student affairs. They See AGD page 7 > Page 4, The Breeze, Thursday, March 29, 1990
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Power Surge AM/FM cassette player were east end of Hoffman Hall's second By Ian Record floor sometime between 5 p.m. and police reporter • A power surge occurred on tht reported stolen from a resident's third floor A section of Dingledine room in Garber Hall at 12:45 a.m. 11:59 p.m. March 23. . r Campus police reported the Hall at 3:30 p.m. March 27. The March 22. They are valued at $375. Destruction of State following: surge damaged a number of • Two rings were stolen from the Property Fir* due to Dangerous personal possesions, but damages gymnastics room at Godwin Hall on • A phone wire near Chandler Hall Practices have not been estimated yet. March 1. The first ring, size 4 3/4, was cut sometime on the evening of • A resident of Shorts Hall has a 14 karat yellow gold band and March 24. Police do not know when allegedly started a fire at 1:08 a.m. Fraudulent Uaa of Official contains a ruby with two small the wire was cut, and they have no March 22 by throwing a cigarette or Document, DIP diamonds. The second ring, size 4 suspects. match into a pile of toilet paper. • A student was charged criminally 1/2, also has a 14-karat yellow gold When the resident tried to for fraudulent use of an official band and contains a small pearl. Destruction of Public extinguish the fire, it spread, document and drunk in public on The two rings are valued at a total of Property, Petty Larceny setting a couch, a carpet and a Bluestone Drive at 1:24 a.m. March $300. • A vending machine in the coffee table on fire. The blaze 21. • A wallet and credit cards were basement of Wine-Price Hall was finally was put out by other The student also was charged stolen from Wayland Hall sometime broken into sometime between 4 residents with a fire extinguisher. judicially for non-compliance with an between 2:15 and 2:40 p.m. March p.m. March 21 and 7 a.m. March 22. The resident, who was intoxicated official request. 24. The items were later returned to Damage to the vending machine at the time, was charged judicially. Police will not know if anyone the owner by an unknown person. was estimated at $45, and $4 worth The Office of Student Affairs does actually entered or burglarized the of candy was stolen. not release the names of students library until the comptroller office's Petty Larceny • A student was charged judicially charged judicially. staff can take inventory of the • A textbook, "Environmental after removing a page from a Break and Entry, Possible records.' Business," was stolen from the law reference periodical in Carrier Burglary library of Carrier Library sometime Library between 11 p.m. March 20 Grand Larceny • The comptroller's office staff between 6:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. and 9:10 a.m. March 23. reported an apparent break and • Two Pioneer speakers, model March 19. The book is valued at • The cover was ripped from a entry and possible burglary into the TS468, were stolen from a $35. heater unit in a bathroom of Hillside administrative records library on Volkswagen parked in X-lot • A faculty member's keys were Hall by an unknown person 4:23 p.m. March 21 after a hole was sometime between 8 p.m. March 19 stolen from a room in Duke Hall at sometime between 5 p.m. and 10 found in the walboard of the library, and 2:50 p.m. March 20. 8:47 p.m. March 20. p.m. March 24. which is located in the fourth floor The side window of the car was • A black bicycle seat was stolen • Three students damaged ceiling attic of Wilson Hall. broken in order to gain access to from a locked bicycle in the White supports, wiring and lights in the Pi Police will not know if anyone the speakers. Hall courtyard sometime between Kappa Phi fraternity house when actually entered or burglarized the The damage to the car was 11 p.m. March 21 and 11 a.m. they climbed into the ceiling. library until the comptroller office's estimated at $60, and the speakers March 23. The seat is valued at The damage was discovered at staff can take inventory of the are valued at $210. $30. records. • A portable CD player and an • A mirror was removed from the See POLICELOG page 7 ►
Lauro F. Cavazos, U.S. Secretary of Education, will speak at JMU's May Registration time changes graduation. Due to assessment testing, some registration times have been moved. Students with He received his doctorate in 50 - 59 hours wHI now register at the following times: ^ physiology from Iowa State University. He earned his B.A. Social Rescheduled Social Rescheduled Cumulative and M.A. in zoology at Texas Cumulative security security registration registration Tech University. hours hours number Cavazos became the 10th number time time president of TTU in 1980. He 4/5/90 4:45 p.m. taught at the Medical College 6668-9999 4/4/90 4:45 p.m. 6668-9999 59 3334-6667 4/5/90 5:00 p.m. of Virginia and at Tufts 4/4/90 5:00 p.m. 53 3334-6667 0000-3333 4/5/90 5:15 p.m. University School of Medicine 4/4/90 5:15 p.m. 0000-3333 in Boston, Mass., where he 6668-9999 4/4/90 5:30 p.m. 58 3334-6667 4/4/90 5:45 p.m. 7500-9999 4/5/90 5:30 p.m. was dean for five years. 4/5/90 5:45 p.m. Cavazos received the 0000-3333 4/4/90 6:00 p.m. 5000-7499 52 2500-4999 4/5/90 6:00 p.m. President's Medal from the 5000-9999 4/4/90 6:15 p.m. 0000-2499 4/5/90 6:15 p.m. City College of New York in 57 0000-4999 4/4/90 6:30 p.m. 1989 and the Medal of Honor 6668-9999 7500-9999 4/5/90 6:30 p.m. from the University of 4/4/90 6:45 p.m. 3334-6667 4/4/90 7:00 p.m. 5000-7499 4/5/90 6:45 p.m. California in Los Angeles. 56 0000-3333 51 4/5/90 7:00 p.m. A choral evening of 4/4/90 7:15 p.m. 2500-4999 0000-2499 4/5/90 7:15 p.m. song will be presented at 6668-9999 4/4/90 7:30 p.m. 3334-6667 Emmanuel Episcopal Church 55 4/4/90 7:45 p.m. 4/5/90 7:30 p.m. 0000-3333 8000-9999 Sunday at 7 p.m. The Madison 4/4/90 8:00 p.m. 6000-7999 4/5/90 7:45 p.m. Singers, under the direction of 50 6668-9999 4/4790 8:15p.m. 4000-5999 4/5/90 8:00 p.m. Dr. David Watkins, will be 54 3334-6667 4/490 8:30 p.m. 2000-3999 4/5/90 8:15 p.m. featured. 0000-3333 4/5/90 4:30 p.m. 0000-1999 4/5/90 8:30 p.m. See NEWSFILE page 7 ►
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f The Breeze, Thursday, March 29, 1990, page 7 Policelog- Newsfile > (Continued from page 5) bent sometime between 5 p.m. March 17 and 4:30 >• (Continued from page 5) 2:41 a.m. March 28. p.m. March 18. The choir will sing "Magnificat and Nunc Dimittis The students apparently made a hole in the ceiling Falsa Firs Alarm tile to get into the ceiling. They were charged Collegium Regale" and "Like As The Hart" by ■ A student was charged judicially after setting off a judicially. Herbert Howell, and "Almighty and Everlasting God" fire alarm in Eagle Hall at 3 a.m. March 27. The fire by Orlando Gibbons. alarm went off after the student apparently discharged a dry chemical fire extinguisher. Rev. James F. Glover, rector of Emmanuel Destruction of Private Property, Patty Episcopal Church, will preach. Larceny Brush Fire • An unknown person used a pry bar to enter a locked Child Sexual Abuse Prevention Week is • A brush fire was reported near Cantrell Avenue April 1 - 7 in the Shenandoah Valley. car parked in X-lot and attempted to steal a radio behind Bell Hall on 11:25 a.m. March 21. The fire sometime between 9:15 p.m. March 25 and 10:10 a.m. People Against Rape, the sponsor of the week, will burned approximately 200 sq. ft. of land. March 26. distribute posters and informational pamphlets about It was discovered by officers on patrol, who child sexual abuse. The car radio was pried from the dash but was not summoned the Harrisonburg Fire Department to removed from the car. A small amount of money also extinguish the fire. The pamphlet "A Crime of the Heart — Child was stolen. Sexual Abuse" is available by sending a self-addressed The damage was estimated at $500. Number of students charged with drunk in public stamped envelope to People Against Rape, P.O. Box • The windshield wipers of a car parked in X-lot were since Jan. 1: 81 2415, Staunton, VA, 24401. Academic regalia for May graduation is AGD available for rent to faculty members. If needed > (Continued from page 3) Ellison said the support AGD received after the toss please call Frances Armentrout at x3627 by April 5. Greek. The majority of girls who rush are looking for of their charter has been tremendous. "We have the Dr. Sikander Hayat, professor of history at traditional Greek sororities." support of the other Greeks, lots of alumnae and the Quaid-e-Azam University in Islamabad, Pakistan, will And the loss of the charter has been a major blow university. That has meant so much," she said. present a lecture on "Patterns of the Political System to its members, Ellison said. "We felt we had finally "We were prepared for anything, but people kept in Pakistan: Role of Women." showed the university that we were strong. AGD is thinking, 'No, it couldn't be that!' Everyone thought Hayat's lecture is sponsored by the American not about numbers — it's about sisterhood. they would at least let us go through rush next Institute of Pakistan Studies and JMUs International "Sometimes it's hard to feel like you have an semester. Education Program. The lecture will be April 9 at 7 effect," she said. "It's hard for [the international office] "AGD has been starting to move in a good p.m. in Miller 101. in Indianapolis to see how committed and unified we direction. No matter what happens, I know we'll stay are down here," she said. together. We're a very close-knit group," she said. The Breeze Newsfile is offered when space permits to publicize information on job opportunities and campus and area activities. To have information reviewed for publication, call 568-6127 or send Have a News tip? Call x6127 information to the news editor, do The Breeze, Department of Communication, JMU, Harrisonburg, «v VA 22807.
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I __i __ ■■■;■■■■ ,_ Superficiality gives JMU an edge for 'hip and happening nineties' ToTn the«!*• editor:.rill,.*. Thank goodness for Americans like Michael Pushko, who has his values firmly set in place. In his column. "Campus looks: Style breeds substance," he wisely defended the use of university funds for aesthetic rather than academic uses. In these hip and happening nineties, how could Mark DeStefano (in his Feb. 22 column advocating "books, not looks") possibly expect any rational student to pick a school based on educational quality? When I visited JMU, I was stunned by the spirituality of its physical beauty. I especially appreciated the economy of natural life — the small number of trees and bushes planted in the structured, Aristotelian rows served as a happy reminder that nature will forever be under humankind's domination. I noted the postmodern realism of the numerous parking lots, then the architectural genius of the Warren Campus Center and the existential homogeneity exhibited by the identical units in Hillside and on Greek Row. Finally, as I stood in PC Dukes, gazing at the subtle passions orchestrated in the facility's soft hues, I must confess I cried a bit I thought about visiting the library but decided not to bother. Who Jeans Day: choice, not morality needs libraries when we have TV lounges? Earlier this week, in a letter to The Breeze, Harmony either ambivalence or apathy. Perhaps such resentment JMU students, now's the time for us to join hands and announced "Jeans Day" as part of a week-long "display is in some way justified, but unfortunately that lift our voices in one mighty cry against people like Mark DeStefano, who want to take away our right to of support" for student understanding of gay, lesbian and resentment became redirected toward one's individual attend a superficial university. We can't let the bisexual issues. In today's issue. Students for America choice rather than one's methods of promotion. intellectual snobbery of a few "library rats" spoil our fun Unfortunately, an event designed initially as a responded with a fashion statement of its own — as we cruise around in our stylish cars and stylish clothes statement of support for a minority group mutated into a wearing a backpack to support "traditional heterosexual to go to stylish parties and meet stylish sexual partners. values." persecution of that group's sexual values. Face it — what use are dull, dry library books when the For the second year, Jeans Day has cut to the core of Unfortunately, some people refused to accept true purpose of JMU is to provide attractive, middle-class JMU's conventional wisdom, directly tying student diversion from the status quo. kids a stylish place to hang out for "four or five of the wardrobes to the ever-popular debate between When The Breeze asked SFA President Paul Hansen best years" of our stylish little lives before we move into homosexuals and those who, as todays letter from the why his organization has raised opposition, he said that the capitalist world and start making stylish amounts of SFA stales, object to a so-called "immoral" practice. homosexuality "goes against all traditional money? What does DeStefano want — an education? Stephen Barney It can be said that Harmony made a logistical error in Judeo-Christian values." sophomore selecting blue jeans as the symbolic armband for gay Anyone who reads their Bible knows that" What theatre support In March, jeans are standard fare throughout Hansen's organization fails to see is that the America campus, and it would not be an uncommon occurrence to they support advocates freedom of religion. SFA asks for students to support view a denim-clad campus on a Friday afternoon. In Not all religions are Judeo-Christian. 'traditional heterosexual values' And no religion advocates mindlessness. In Colonial selecting jeans as the emblem for such a day, Harmony To the editor: has set itself up for a further stratification of the America, the Puritans — spurred by their own paranoias Once again, it's that time of year when Harmony heterosexual-homosexual tensions on campus. — cropped the ears of the Quakers because they were daintily tiptoes out of the closet after a winter's rest. Last year, when a simple announcement of Jeans Day "different." It seems the SFA would like to crop Unfortunately, it's also the time when they make their ran in theclassified section of The Breeze, many students something else. feeble attempt to rally support around their immoral dug through their clothes to find the cleanest pair of Immorality, whether it applies to homosexuality or cause. As in years past, they are trying to manipulate slacks, sweatpants, skirts or shorts they could find not, cannot be determined by one's choice of clothes on JMU students. By asking supporters of gays and bisexuals to wear jeans, they hope to catch students off Others wore their jeans in support of the event. Others a single day. If you don't want to wear jeans tomorrow, don't You can cope. But closed mindedness, in any guard. It's a shame that most of those wearing jeans on didn't care and dressed for the weather. Friday will be considered supporters of Harmony when in form, cannot be tolerated. The problems that arose with respect to last year's fact they are only concerned with personal comfort and And an inability to understand is no excuse for Jeans Day occurred from the lack of publicity concerning fashion. To counter this move, we encourage students the event. Harmony merely announced the event in the persecution. not to wear blip jeans on Friday. Instead, we cak you to classified ads, and many students felt they'd been tricked College is supposed to expand the mind, but it seems carry backpacks to show support for traditional — cleverly drawn into an issue toward which they felt that a few are intent upon shutting theirs down. heterosexual values. We, the Students for America, are proud to announce Heterosexual Awareness Week. . . Paul Hansen Letters (Policy - Junior political science SMisubmissions Become the property of The 'Breeze. 5 other signatures 'We reserve the right to edit tetters with regard to length, clarity and timeliness. Wei 3iSeze Letters must Be signed and include year, major and LAURA HUNT HEATHER DAWSON Editor Managing Editor telephone number. BETSY OVERKAMP LAURA HUTCHISON 'We encourage writers to Be as concise as possiBCc. Editorial Editor Assist. Editorial Editor Page 10, The Breeze, Thursday, March 29, 1990
Kid's Castle gives students time Yes, you've probably all heard of it recently — it's called Kid's Castle and is due to begin construction on CSC now accepting applications and chance to make contribution April 4 at Purcell Park. The park will be so amazing for To the editor: from reliable commuter students one simple reason — it's a conglomeration of what more To the editor: Like many at JMU. I traveled somewhere sunny for than 1,500 elementary children want in a park. For all those commuter students who have always Spring Break. It wasn't Daytona or Cancun or the This is a project by and for the Harrisonburg wanted to have a say in what should be done for the Bahamas. It was a place even more remote — I took a community. So why am I writing? Because like most of commuter students at JMU, here's your opportunity. The trip down memory lane. Most memories had one setting you I thought the idea sounded kind of cool, but the commuter student council is currently accepting — my backyard swing set, our visual neighborhood pamphlet still ended up as a crushed wad in my backpack. applications for all its coordinator positions as well as where our imaginations run wild. Thinking back, I'm I realize now that I — and you too— can sacrifice a few the position of secretary on the executive board. These grateful to my father for giving us that swing set. hours one weekend to help build a playground we only positions, besides being excellent resume builders, offer This great set of memories came flooding back to me dreamed of when we were younger. Let's get involved and individuals the chance to get in and help reorganize and when I found a crumpled pamphlet shoved into the comer show the surrounding community that we are capable of revitalize an organization that will soon be of great of my over-stuffed backpack. The pamphlet had a picture doing more than pounding beers. Let's help construct a importance to over half the JMU student body. In of the most amazing playground I had ever seen. A great and sunny memory lane for these kids. If you would addition, these positions offer chances to participate in realization hit me as I smoothed out the wrinkles in the like to volunteer, please call Suzanne Obenshain at intramurals, social activities and community service pamphlet. If I am so fond of an old, rusted swing set, v' (work) 568-8454 or at (home) 289-6265. imagine the bliss the kids would experience trouncing in projects. With the only mandatory obligation being Elizabeth Kinney informal biweekly meetings and two hours per week in a playground with a double-decker tree fort, a pirate ship, a haunted house, a sand table, and much more. sophomore the office, these positions aren't time constraining but English do require people who are excited, creative and innovative. So if you are tired of the parking and bus problems, interested in helping others with off-campus housing or Christainity and capitalism... are wanting to make the commuters really stand out in the student body, take this opportunity and apply to 'Faith in God' is more important do. I do read the Bible. Beamer's statement was not only become a CSC member. Applications are in the CSC than systems 'prone to failure' incorrect but very offensive. Furthermore, he insinuated lounge in the Warren Campus Center and will be taken that Christianity is not reasonable when he said that until Friday, March 30. To the editor: "morality should be based on reason, not Christianity." I would like to respond to Michael Beamer's editorial Andrew Howe If one were to really study the Bible, one would see that concerning Christianity and capitalism. It's agreed that president it is reasonable, logical and enjoyable. the crimes committed in the name of God would make JMU Commuter Student Council Finally, the word choices of "myths," "allegories," any human being — Christian or non-Christian — "poetry" and "contradictions" that were made leave cringe from repulsion. This, however, does not say that 'Black Freshman Week' looks to plenty to be desired. The purpose of the Bible is more faith in God would lead to such incorrigible acts. I ask bring JMU academic excellence than just entertainment; it is there to teach. We live in a everyone to not forget how men use religion as a To the editor: society where "I" and "me" are the most important vehicle to satisfy greed. The original purpose of words in our vocabulary. Our Supreme Court makes Students of Minority Outreach, in conjunction with religion — to glorify God — has been used too many Office of Admissions, will present our annual Black decisions based on popularity — not on right, wrong or times as a conduit to wealth and power. Religion is not Freshmen weekend. even justice. Maybe, Mr. Beamer, your reason-based the only institution expected to be infallible. morality should be examined more closely. This weekend will serve as an invitation to the Unfortunately, no institution created by man will ever prospective minority students from Virginia. Maryland Victor Vogelsang by free from error. and New York to visit James Madison University. The Our system of government and commerce is failing freshman prospective minority students were chosen to participate English under many pressures, both in free trade and internal in the weekend because of their academic excellence. By organization. Capitalism, celebrated by Americans as Morality without moral example extending an invitation to the prospective students and the ideal systi m, is not giving the protection we need is a 'meaningless, empty word' allowing them to visit the campus, SMO hopes to against foreign competitors. This system of capitalism To the editor: present a concrete idea of what JMU has to offer them as is failing not because it is a bad system, but because we individuals. We are writing in response to Michael Beamer's letter have put too much faith into it as being infallible. (The Breeze, March 19). Despite his colorful language SMO hopes to increase the number of quality minority Americans have decided that such an institution is and amusing contradictions, we took exception to students at JMU by having "Black Freshmen weekend" perfected as much as possible and is unchangeable. several of his statements and felt compelled to respond. alnd "Black Awareness Day" as annual events. Whether we like to admit it, our creations and ideas Beamer claims, "Our country's moral base was set in SMO has come a long way and will continue to go have a consistency to be inconsistent. ethnocentric misinterpretations of the Bible," yet he further. Look out, it is "Black Freshmen Weekend." Christian morality has been a consistent force in the fails to give any examples. Later, while encouraging us Johnette Henderson world simply because ii is based on a pervading value to read the Bible, he states it is full of myths and sophomore system which is applicable in every aspect of our lives. contradictions. Unfortunately, he never expands on the political science The phrase "In God We Trust," was not created for the substance of those contradictions. Sexist stereotypes perpetuated sole sake of having a slogan but to provide a basis or However, he does give us a prime example of his own foundation which all of us could apply to and associate contradictory beliefs. He states. The people and their by ignorant gender perceptions with our lives. Unfortunately, many individuals have To the editor: ideology ... are immoral." He goes on to say. "People Despite the disclaimer at the end of the letter "Beer Vs. turned to the institution they created for support (which hve in a myriad of styles and do so in a moral fashion is prone to failure in the first place) and have turned Women,' The Breeze Mar. 22. women have every right without Christianity." If people are immoral, how can away from God as a foundation. I would rather put my they live in a moral fashion? to be offended at the sexism in THE joke. Sexist humor faith into God than into anything created by man. only perpetuates stereotypes of gender roles and Beamer believes "we can now base morals on History has shown mc overwhelming evidence to prove ignorant perceptions of the opposite sex, whether we reason." By his own admission, people are immoral. the fallacy of man. realize its influence on us or not. Even if they say it's Logically, then, their reasoning and lives arc immoral only a joke. If we find sexist humor on T-shirts, in Christopher Home In the absence of an example to pattern our lives after sophomore there is no basis for morality. We have an example — newspapers and in classrooms, we may learn to accept it English Jesus Christ. God came to Earth and lived the perfect as part of the culture. I guarantee that a list containing racist humor would not have been tolerated. 'Non-believer' viewpoint is taken moral hfe as an example. In addition, he gave us the Bible, devoid of contradictions and myths, to teach us Those of you who own "Why a beer is better than a with 'reason-based' moral code the life we should live. Without His example and truth, woman" or other sexist T-shirts, think about the To the editor: morality is a meaningless, empty word. message it is sending. If you don't want to promote sexism, don't wear the shirt! This is a response to Michael Beamer's rec_ent Christ did much more than simply give us an example response to Sven Johnson's column on Christianity of morality. He died on the cross so that we could be Stacey Beggs and morality. As a Christian, I am offended by Beamer's free of our immorality. Without turning to him for sophomore slurs. I believe he was trying to say that a nations forgiveness, we will always be slaves to immorality psychology government or religion have nothing to do with Regardless of your lifestyle, without Jesus there is no 9 other signatures morality. That point is valid to a non-believer. But real morality. when he said our country is based on "misinterpretation David Schlechly Matthew Kingsbury of the Bible," he took his point too far. It brings out the best in all of us." Junk,r , sophomore Though I do not conduct Bible studies nightly, some U'-lrJ WJ«, ec0Don,lcs social science The Breeze, Thursday, March 29, 1990, page 11 Headliners: Bush and the broccoli thing Some food for thought from Washington: chairman of "Second Harvest," a national network month. But David Beckwith, Quayle's press President Bush banned broccoli from Air Force soliciting food for the hungry, she will send it to her secretary, hastened to dissolve the impression that One menus Friday in another example of the quick pet charity, the Capital Area Food Bank. Quayle was being punished. and decisive initiatives that have become the hallmark But Julia Child was reported as saying the "He's made five trips to this part of the world. of his administration. Presidential Palate would "devour" the broccoli if the There's a limit to how many you can go to," he said. "My mother made me eat it," Bush said last week. White House chef would blanch it, then sautee it Quayle also will have to share the front seat of his "But I'm President of the United States now, and I'm in olive oil and garlic. limousine more often with his wife, Marilyn. Administration critics say this all points to a not going to eat any more broccoli." Mrs. Bush evidently felt compelled to respond to The breakup came after a week of increasing these assaults on her domestic capabilities. "I'm lack of focus and courage on the Bush team and that tensions between Bush and the vegetable known to going to overlook the fact you think my cooking is the president has characteristically avoided the bitter experts in the cauliflower community as Brassica not up to par. But I'm going to tell you the honest for the sweet fruits of populism. By picking on olrracea italica. The press ate it up. truth," she said. . defenseless vegetables, renegade Panamian The flap was seen as an indication that the president "The president is never going to eat broccoli." narco-terrorist strongmen thugs and CBS is ready to take strong or at least definable positions News' Dan Rather say, the real Bush record is one on the Lithuanian thing, the environment thing, the GUEST COLUMNIST of scattershot, policy decisions that make up in mass education thing, the South African thing, the appeal what they lack in coherence and courage. transportation thing, the East and West German First, critics say.Jie wanted to be the education president — he even slopped by a conference at unification thing and the drug thing. But the broccoli thing is far from over, senior Rob Morano Mr. Jefferson's university in Charlottesville — White House officials say, because the president but then he played hooky for a couple of weeks in is so popular that even though he just said no, the New England, leaving a sign that read "gone fishin.'" vegetable's sales shot up 10 to 15 percent last week. "But I," she said as her usual smile curled into a Cher was elsewhere, doing something unrelated. Then, he wanted the environment president, California growers, however, say they expect a sneer of supreme distaste, "am never going to eat drug president and transportation present broccoli backlash soon when the American pork rinds — ever." But now, after more than a year of fisning and public realizes Bush and broccoli are no longer There was no word on the new flap from either hunting vacations, White House puppies and daily synonymous. The vegetable's growers' attempts at industry spokesman or Donald Trump as of last conciliation were evident Monday when First Lady night. jogs. President Bush has again proven — at least to Barbara Bush met with their representatives and It also was confirmed Monday that Mrs. Bush will himself — that he is not a wimp, and when the time calls for a strong stand on an important issue, he is three cases of broccoli at the While House Monday. replace Vice President Dan Quayle as head of the brave enough to stick out his neck (or tongue, as the "(First Dog) Millie and I thank you for the U.S. delegation to the inauguration in Costa Rica of case may be) for what he believes. Who could argue? broccoli," she said while clutching a white ribboned President-elect Rafael Calderon in May. bouquet of the vegetable. "We'll eat it." Quayle bought an obscene, anatomically explicit Rob Morano is a senior English and communication Mrs. Bush likes broccoli and was shipped 10,000 gag doll in Chile, where he led a U.S. delegation to pounds of it from California growers Monday. As the inauguration of Chile's new president earlier this major. M»T*»££fU
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If you have any questions, please feel free to call the Office of Student Assessment at 568-6706. Please bring your JMU ID card. 432-1001, 860 Von Republic Road Thank You. Page 12, The Breeze, Thursday, March 29, 1990 Contraceptive research needs direction March is National Women's Month, a month The strident minority of far right-wingers has '50s and neither I nor my friends had ever heard of designated to celebrate the success of women and pressured U.S. companies into giving up research on them was shocking. In this type of research, the address their concerns, among which is the need for the RU486 pill, which has been deemed the moral medical world has been dragging its feet. I was advancement in reproductive health research, property of women by the French government. The astounded at the ease and lack of complications specifically contraception. Unfortunately, research of development of the contraceptive technique called accompanying the TMS method, which involves the possible advancements often has been thwarted or Temporary Male Sterility (TMS) also has been appplication of heal to the scrotum. Dr. Martha trivialized as a "women's thing." suppressed. This method has been denied research by Voegli, one of the few researchers in this area, has Today's patriarchal society has made a practice of the "hands off attitude toward the male genitalia. developed a simple technique. She states, "A man sits dissecting the female body. Women and their bodies Furthering contraceptive research would not be in a bath of 116 degrees Farehneit for 45 minutes have been seen as objects, such as a "great pair of necessary if it were not for the poor physical safety daily for three weeks. Six months sterility results, knockers." Every day we arc confronted with ways and reliability rate of existing contraception. The two after which, normal fertility returns." TMS' that Madison Avenue uses female anatomy to sell most effective are the IUD and the Pill, but these are encouraging aspect is that it's not a hormonally products. This common attitude has carried over into far from physically safe. The IUD is known for induced contraceptive affecting the whole body. TMS what should be the most protected area of our lives— only slows down the sperm to rates of infertility — our medical care. nothing is inserted or surgically altered. Another The medical Field, especially the area of reproductive GUEST COLUMNIST technique described in "Hidden Malpractice" is processes, has held the female body in contempt. wearing insulated underwear to raise the scrotal Medicine traditionally has been dominated by men and temperature. However this may cause some itching. thus is inclined to try dangerous "solutions" or Kerry Doto The enraging "hands off attitude concerning men's experiments on a woman's body rather than a man's. bodies and indifference towards women's bodies has to There was a time when a woman had to surrender her be halted, as it interferes with much needed research. body to the hands of a doctor without any knowledge increasing the risk of pelvic inflammatory disease It is very frustrating to know there are other, safer of or voice in her treatment. How frustrating it must which can cause severe health problems and lead to methods of birth control that women (and men) are have been to be denied information about one's own sterility. The pill repeatedly has been linked and denied access to. Every human has a right to body. Discouragingly, this is still apparent to some unlinked to breast and ovarian cancers. information concerning their health. However, degree in the area of contraception. These two methods can be dangerous to a woman's without the proper research we are back in a cloud of In a society that still demands women to take full body and her life, yet they are still considered ignorance. Ignorance is the one thing no person responsibility for contraception, one would think that "successful." With this in mind, a woman should should yield to regarding his or her body. "Knowledge women would be provided with truly successful have a right to all research that would improve her is Liberty" and it is a basic human and American contraceptive choices. On the contrary, women are reproductive health. right to have liberty over one's own body. This is denied their rights to the continued research of As a college woman with very serious concerns exactly what we arc allowing them to take away when improved contraceptive methods. Breakthroughs about health, I was excited to hear about Temporary we do not push for our right to research. made in other countries are prohibited from being Male Sterility from the book "Hidden Malpractice." researched in the United States. To find out these concepts have been around since the Kerry Doto is a sophomore art history major.
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It's Saturday, 2 a.m. Last call at the bars was a "I figure if I eat now, I don't have to get up in the lifetime ago, the Row sludge is up to your thighs and morning," he said. hosts of apartment parties are making exiting JMU junior Kris Roberts has worked the motions — but you aren't quite ready to call it a Friday-Saturday 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. shift at the Waffle night House since July. • Suddenly, your stomach pipes up and tells you that "It's a real interesting mix of people. You have food would be a really good idea right now. So, you your drunk townies, studiers, fraternity guys and the grab a few of your closest buddies and head out for a bar rush crowd," she said. This past Saturday night's late-night eatery. crowd also included a couple ending a night of In Harrisonburg, late night is any time after 10 celebrating their 50ih wedding anniversary. p.m. so the pickings are pretty slim, but two eating "The people are interesting, but working Friday and establishments, Waffle House and Hardee's, have a Saturday nights is a compromise. Your social life is bustling business on weekend late nights. kind of nonexistent," she said. Kim May, on vacation in the Valley from Roberts is also the director of Catch a Ride Safely Columbus, Ohio, said she would go somewhere else (CARS), and she regrets not being able to be around if it was open. "Actually, we'd go anywhere else if it to help out. "That's not good, but they understand." were open," she said while nursing a cup of coffee at Roberts meets a lot of people at Waffle House, and the Waffle House. "we've gone out later. Plus people will see me on campus or at Dukes and ask, 'Aren't you a waitress at Designated driver Suzanne Stasiewicz, also from the Waffle House?' It's amazing what they can Columbus, had to be talked into stopping for food. remember after a night of drinking," she said. "We don't know the area, so we didn't know what was "Lots of people come in to sober up before driving available this late," she said. — remember, we're right next door to Pargo's. That's "We went out drinking at OTooles, and we have a how we know how bad the rush will be — by the buzz, so naturally food comes into mind." number of cars parked at Pargo's. JMU student Lisa Megee said Waffle House "was "At midnight it's pretty dead in here, but from the only place open that we all agreed on. Plus, I like about 1:30 to 3:30 or 4:00 we're really busy," she Julie Dunham munches at Hardee's. the waffles." said. It's a concoction of potatoes, onions, cheese, ham and Joe Aukofer, who graduated from JMU last August, "How busy we are also depends on what's going on chili guaranteed to keep the eater up for a long time likes the Waffle House but has one complaint. "We in town. Spring Break was dead all week, but St. afterward. just pumped a lot of quarters into the jukebox, but Patrick's Day night was a complete rush," she added. Band member Jon Pineda likes the atmosphere of you can't even hear that it's on. It definitely needs to Waffle House offers all the standard breakfast food the Waffle House but likes the skills of the cook. be louder," he said. — including waffles and eggs served a variety of Brad Dovel, even better. Aukofer ordered eggs, sausage, hashbrowns and ways. "This guy is great. He can crack open eggs on the toast for his late night snack. "It's morning so you "Most people want breakfast," Roberts said. side of his spatula.. He could work anywhere in the eat breakfast. Also, after drinking your body is "Waffles, omlettes and cheese and eggs are all world, but he chose the Waffle House," he said. craving sweets and this food satisfies it," he said. popular. But coffee is our most popular menu item Roberts said on weekend nights there are usually Jerry Snyder, a 1989 JMU graduate, refuses to go to this late." three waitresses and the cook, who also serves as the Members of the JMU band Johnnies Heritage the other restaurant open late at night, Hardee's. "Last manager, working. Saturday night, district manager time, it made me sick," he said. This was his second ordered waffles as well as a Waffle House original — visit back to JMU and Waffle House this semester. Scattered, Smothered, Covered, Chunked and Topped. See BREAKFAST page 15 >
Staff photos by BETSY OVERKAMP Jerry Snyder and friend Lisa Kulvtch have breakfast at Waffle House. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Becks of Grottoes celebrate their anniversary. r Page 14, The Breeze, Thursday, March 29, 1990 If you're interested in selling ads for The Breeze . . . See page 21 for important information.
ARTSTIP? The College of £etters & Sciences ARTSTIP? James ^uaaajaiaaaaaaiiMaiaaaaaaaaaa.aaa1 I The Breeze, Thursday, March 29,1990, page 15 Breakfast are very loud." , > (Continued from page 13) After midnight, Hardcc's,-'limits its menu to Steve Mills was also helping with the rush. breakfast foods, quarter-pound hamburgers, bacon International Business "We have our regulars and the drunks, but everyone cheeseburgers and big deluxe hamburgers. Thomas Club sponsors speaker is usually really nice. You just have to put on a estimates guests order an even number of breakfast 9 smile and remember they're people, no matter how items and burgers. The JMU College of Business and the rushed things get," Roberts said. "And tips are really Thomas said Hardee's is busy from midnight on, International Business Club are sponsoring a good this late." but that it slows down at about 2 a.m. lecture by Dr. Shozo Inoue, a Fulbright Scholar Brian Belfort, also in Johnnies Heritage, likes JMU students Karen Mclnturff, Tina Shull and from the economic department at Hiroshima Waffle House. "The prices are reasonable and this," he Julie Dunham were at Hardee's after an evening of University, Monday, April 2, at 7 p.m. Inoue will speak in Chandler Hall on "Human Resource Management at Japanese Subsidiaries in "Our stomachs start churning after boogying, the United States" through a grant from the and it starts saying 'feed me now." Council for the International Exchange Scholars in Washington, D.C. Inoue, an expert in labor and industrial relations, — Julie Dunham is a faculty member at the Sloan School of Management at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology as pan of his Fulbright visit. said, motioning to his half-eaten plate of Scattered, partying. Smothered, Covered, Chunked and Topped, "is great" "Our stomachs start churning after boogying, and it Another band member, Chris Wheatley, likes -the starts saying 'feed me now," Dunham said. 9th annual MMA Career cheese and eggs this time of the night, but, and the "But Hardee's is very fattening, so usually I just Symposium Wednesday whole table agreed with him, the Waffle House would drink water and don't go out to eat. Drinking water be much better "if they accepted Visa. Then we could also helps with the after-effects of drinking — The Madison Marketing Association is hosting just send the bill home," he said. Hardee's doesn't," she said. "Even though it's junk the ninth annual Career Symposium Wednesday, April 4, from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. in the Warren Hardee's is another late night restaurant that does food and grease, and they just zap it in the Campus Center. very good business. Hardee's is known around town, microwave, I still crave those hashrounds," she said. The group will sponsor a social hour at the especially to Harrisonburg high school students, as Shull said she usually gets lazy after partying and Sheraton Inn-Harrisonburg at 6 p.m., and at 7 p.m. the place to cruise Friday and Saturday nights — will order pizza or go to Kroger for "chips and bagels, there will be a banquet. Tickets for the dinner are regardless of the "No Cruising" signs and laws. but after 2 a.m. you don't have many choices for $14 and will be on sale in the lobby of Harrison Angela Thomas works the 10 p.m. to 6 ajn. shift food," she said. Hall through Wednesday afternoon. at Hardee's. "Working here would be okay if it wasn't Mclnturff only visits Hardee's late at night on the Speakers for sessions will come from Macy's, for the kids," she said. She said the crowd is almost weekends. "It seems like after partying I always want AT&T, Noxell. IBM, MCI and other companies. equally college and high school students. But "both ice cream," she said. King Size Beds! $7 Hunters Ridge offers King Size Beds in our two bedroom apartments. If you want space, luxury and all the features that Hunters Ridge offers, ?%u^v call Hunters Ridge TODAY! Office Hours: 10:00 - 5:00 434-5150 The Best Deal Going. Get One NOW! - —I 1 ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ Come join our gang at... iXiro's .♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦• ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦• ♦J» ♦♦♦*♦♦♦♦♦♦• ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦.♦♦< I Individui students' There are no longer rules to dancing. It's almost difficult to believe that in the days of sock hops or during the disco era you needed a dance partner. Now, you can have either no dance partner or several. You don't even have to move your feet. Just shake your thing, if you dare. "Dance music" has become an ambiguous label. Generally, people dance to music they like, and JMU students' musical interests are diverse. Students like to dance and party to hip-hop, go-go, rap, reggae, hard rock, classic rock, jazz, funk, progressive, Top 40 and country music. But whatever they enjoy, most people maintain that there is a difference between "dance music" and "party music." "Dance music makes a party," explains freshman Rick Kern, who lists Experience Unlimited's song "Buck Wild" and Janet Jackson's music as his favorite dance material. Christy Sargent also is a big Janet Jackson fan. "I'm going to the Janet Jackson concert this weekend and I can't wait!" she says. "I also like 'Cold Hearted' by Paula Abdul and T Like It' by Dino. I listen to dance music all the time, not just at parties." Kern and Sargent both agree, "Party music is music everyone can relate to." Senior Stephen VanDam, a member of the band Everything, also believes familiarity is the essential component of good party music, while dance music should "have a good groove," he says. Reggae is good for dancing, according to VanDam. He likes to "groove" to music by Fishbone, Young MC, Beastie Boys and Red Hot Chili Peppers. VanDam's fellow musician, sophomore David Slankard, agrees. "I like to dance to the stuff we play because it's stuff with a funky bass and a great dance beat," he says. - After hearing Everything perform at D-hall's Valentine's Day cruise ship dinner, freshman Stephanie Cline was so impressed that she gave one of the members a call and bought the band's tape. "I like to dance to reggae," says Cline. Kevin Lewis, a music education major, believes the difference between dance and party music is lyrical. A danceable song "has a pretty steady beat that doesn't change that An enthusiastic JMU student 'shakes his thang' for the crowd at the 'Da Butt' often," while party music is "something contest on the WCC patio Tuesday. The Breeze, Thursday, March 29, 1990, page 17 al styles shape JMU dance music choices articles by Gayle Cohen Go-go band to play for 'Da Butt' fans photos by Vasha Hunt "Everyone can shake their behind," is the philosophy behind the success of "Da Butt," according to Junie Henderson, member of the everyone can sing along with, like 'Shama Since the creation of MTV and the new group Experience Unlimited, or E.U. Lama Ding Dong,'" he says. wave of cable video channels, the According to Henderson, E.U. has been Freshman Shaun Galang says "you need a danceability and showmanship of songs has together about 11 years. The group, started lot of bass" for dancing, but "the words gained importance. Michael Jackson was one by Gregory "Sugar Bear" Elliott, gained a aren't that important." of the first who started a trend of creative following playing at clubs in Washinton, One song that has seemingly swept the choreography. D.C. dance club scene is "Da Butt," popularized by When his little sister Janet hit the scene, she E.U. was playing at the 9:30 Club when the band Experience Unlimited. learned some moves of her own. She teamed director Spike Lee presented the band with "Da Butt" probably is one of the most her moves from a choreographer by the name the opportunity to work on his movie structured popular dances. The moves aren't of Paula Abdul, who, rather than remaining "School Daze." "Da Butt," both the song and complicated, you just bend over and "put behind the scenes any longer, has gained a the dance, were included in the movie. "Da your backside in motion," as the lyrics to the great deal of recognition for herself as a Butt" eventually reached number one on song go. singer. "Billboard" magazine's Hot Black Singles "Da Butt" is classified as go-go music. Although most students will never see their chart. Go-go is popular in D.C. clubs and moves on MTV, that doesn't stop them from Lee's offer came at a good time for both considered highly danceable. It is not, developing their own version of shake, rattle E.U. and go-go music. The connection gave however, the only type of music that people and roll. Whether it be go-go, progressive, the group needed publicity, and the sound dance to. reggae, classic rock, or whatever, individual was what the young director wanted. "The Although it isn't as widespread, there are style shapes the moves and the grooves way we were making people move was the those who enjoy hard core music and they're put to. way that he wanted them to move, participate in ritual called slam dancing. Students like to dance and party. Henderson says. And there are still those who haven't let go Dance music isn't a particular style, it's The lyrics say, "Put your backside in of older music and dance to classic rock. simply whatever makes you want to move. motion," and that's about all it takes to do "Da Butt." It's easy, it's fun, and apparently, it can be embarrassing. Last Tuesday, the University Program Board held a "Da Butt" contest. The winner, sophomore Garret Washington, received two free tickets to the show and a backstage pass to meet E.U. It took a lot of enticement to get contestants. Junior Lance Johnson, host of the contest, had to cajole, plead and even do a little "da butt" of his own to eventually gett 29 people on stage to strut their stuff. There are currently 10 members in E.U., and Henderson has been with the band for five years. His voice is more dominant on E.U.'s ballads, and he says that the band's next album will contain more ballads than their last one. Ironically, one of Henderson's favorite songs, "Come to the Go-go," never was released as a single. What is the secret to creating danceable music? Henderson thinks it's "the beat and the pace. It has to have a groove." Henderson says the group is enjoying their current popularity, but no matter how the trends go, they plan to "keep on rockin' and giving it to the public." E.U. will be grooving in the Convocation Lori Werner, Joy Satterfield, Grace Santos, Christine Criscomagna, Suzanne Center at JMU this Saturday at 8 p.m. Harper, and Terri Hickman of the JMU Dance Squad perform a rendition of Tickets are on sale at the UPB office for $10 with a JMU ID and will be $12.50 on the day 'Da Butt' during a contest sponsored by the UPB. of the concert. r Page 18, The Breeze, Thursday, March 29, 1990 Student's art re-teaches ABCs Hopkins' work includes weavings of Movie schedule for Loews By Doreen Jacobson and THURSDAY Theatres is the same as pure wool blankets covering the walls, Ann Marshall Thursday stall writers .' while a shirt and vest hang on, figure dummies. Blue Velvet (R) — From A to Z, artist Sandra Davis Orafton-StovaJl Theatre, 4 p.m., Hopkins says she wanted variety in :..;;SATlJRDAV^r4; covers every letter of the alphabet. 7p.m., 9:30 p.m. her exhibit "but it's hard when you're The Hunt For Red October Davis is one of three student artists weaving because it takes so long." (PG) — V»Uey Mall Loews Harlem Nights (R) — featured at the Zirklc house this week. Pieces can take a week or over a Theatres, 1:30 p.m.. 4:15p.m., 7 Davis illustrates each letter of the Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 month, depending on the dyes an artist pjn., 9:40 pjn. pjn., 9:30 pjn. alphabet using cut paper, simplistic uses and now complicated the pattern Glory (R) —Valley Mall Loews The Hunt For Red October repetition and sound images for words. is. Theatres, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 (PG) —Valley Mall Loews Each of her 26 pieces of artwork deals p.m., 9:30 pjn. Theatres, 1:30 p.m., 4:15 p.m., 7 with the shape, feel and emotion the Each design is "one in a million," Joe Versus the Volcano (PG)— p.m., 9:40 pjn. individual letter gives. says Hopkins, a junior. Valley Mall Loews Theatres, Pretty Woman (R) — Valley 1:30 pjn.. 3:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m., Senior Becky Bafford's exhibit Mall Loews Theatres, 1:30 p.m., The feelings range from boldness to 7:30 pjn.. 9:45 p.m. 4 p.m., 7 p.m., 9:35 p.m. consisted of stoneware. There are the Driving Miss Daisy (PG) — comedy. The letter B gives off bright traditional vases and jars, but Bafford Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles colors with geometric objects, while Valley Mall Loews Theatres, 1:3C (PG) —Valley Mall Loews also presents a different concept of pjn.. 3:30 p.m.. 5:30 p.m., 7:30 the letter U is represented by two poles Theatres, 1:45 p.m., 3:45 p.m., sculpture in a traditional setting. pjn., 9:30 pjn. and a clothesline with a pair of 5:45 p.m.. 7:45 pjn., 9:45 pjn. Bad Influence (R) — Loews Driving Miss Daisy (PG) — underwear hanging out to dry. She includes webbing around her jars Theatres, 7:30 p.m., 9:30 p.m. and cobwebs among the vases. Faces Valley Mall Loews Theatres, Hard to Kill (R) — Loews 1:30 pjn., 3:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m., The artwork includes cut paper, are part of the composition also. In Theatres, 7:45 p.m., 9:45 p.m. 7:30 p.m., 9:30 p.m. collage, paint, pencil as well as other M.C. Esher style, Bafford manages to Last of the Finest (R) — Loews Joe Versus the Volcano (PG) unusual techniques. The different create an interesting illusion of always Theatres, 7:40 p.m., 9:45 p.m. — Loews Theatres, 3:30 pjn.. methods allow for individuality among seeing faces, but the faces are trapped 5:30 pjn., 7:30 p.m., 9:35 p.m. the separate artworks, but a complete within cages and boxes. House Party (R) — Loews thesis unifies the entire exhibit. Bafford includes figure drawings in Theatres. 3:45 p.m.. 5:30 p.m., her display. The pencil drawings rely ERIPAY 7:45 p.m., 9:45 p.m. Born on the Fourth of July heavily upon shading to convey the Laine Hopkins and Becky Bafford Harlem Nights (R)— (R) — Loews Theatres, 4 p.m., 7 share the Other Gallery at Zirklc cssense of the human body. Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m., p.m., 9:45 pjn. House, providing a unique Both exhibits will be on display 9:30 p.m. combination of textiles and sculpture. through March 31. The only way the THIS WEEKEND IS... competition can beat BLACK FRESHMAN Hunters Ridge WEEKEND! A University-wide event for prospective Black students sponsored by the Students of Minority Outreach and the Office of Admissions r ■ You are invited to join us in the weekend's exciting activities... i No one else offers 2,3,4 and 5 Friday, March 30 bedroom apartments. 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Sunday, April 1 Hunters Ridge Management Church Service, 2nd Floor, WCC - 9:00 AM - lOHM) AM 715 Port Republic Rd. 434-5150 The Breeze, Thursday, March 29, 1990, page 19 - Reading, writing, 'rithmetic Labs offer valuable study help to JMU students By Elaine Schoka Itaff writer There are some limes when you just don't get it The history you are reading goes in your eyes and becomes untraceable. Chemistry or calculus seems more like Greek than anything else. And the critical analysis you've been trying to do for English is anything but critical. Sometimes your work ... just doesn't work. When this scenario becomes all too familiar, there are two important points to remember: 1) you are not alone, and 2) there is help. JMU offers a resource that can substantially benefit just about any type of student who cares about the work they do — the reading, writing and mathematics support labs which are located in the lower basement of Keezell Hall, rooms B4 through B7. The labs are staffed by Nancy Farrar for freshman writing, Betty Hoskins for university writing, Mary McMurray for reading and Byron Humphries for mathematics. The original reading and writing labs, established during the 1974-75 school year, were created to give support especially for freshman English. Six years ago, the mathematics lab was added. Since the original labs opened IS years ago, the Staff photo by CHRIS TYREE student population has changed dramatically. Freshman DeDreama Swanson, getting help from Mary McMurray, Is one of many students "When the lab started, JMU was predominantly an who takes advantage of the reading, writing and mathematics labs. in-state, women's college. Now it's very diverse," Farrar says. *•■ Now she works a packed 35 hours a week, as do all The faculty stresses the main purpose of the lab He says, "About one-fourth of the students I deal the faculty in the labs. is to not only assist a student on a single test, with need some help with math anxiety." Farrar has seen a change in students as a group concept, or paper situation, but to help the student Humphries also shares in the cramped schedule over the years. "Students are better prepared, but learn the correct approach to college-level reading, problem. Last lull Humphries worked 35 hours a the level of challenge has increased drastically in writing and mathematics. That approach will week, with all but 2-1/2 hours a week spent the past five years," she says. "Students are not become a part of the way the student thinks. working directly with students. weak, but are inexperienced writers and readers." With JMU's recent "Writing Across the Humphries takes a slightly different approach to Curriculum" program established four years ago, calculus, his area of specialty. In one hour catch-up proper critical writing is more important than ever. sessions, Humphries sometimes will go back to With this increased emphasis on strong writing There are some times the very basics to tie it all together. "It's a different approach but it's the one I take to get the big skills, the lab has become an even more valuable when you just don't get picture." Humphries sees himself as a resource, and asset for students. his payday comes when students return the next Hoskins is a founding member of the writing it. Sometimes your semester extremely appreciative. center. She was hired in 1974 for 16 hours a week With such a high level resource available free to and saw.a total of 40 students. This past fall work.. . just doesn't work. students, the schedules for all the faculty in the Hoskins saw 221 different students. "Between the center are full. To reserve a 45-minute appointment three reading and writing faculty members, we saw McMurray, the center's reading specialist, does a for writing or a 30-minute appointment for math or a total of 1,000 different students in the 1988-89 lot of work helping students write from books, as reading, it is not unusual for students to book an school year," she says. is necessary in history and philosophy courses. appointment five to seven days in advance. The The variety of students who utilize the labs is McMurray sees her role as "primarily to help reading, writing and math labs have only one rule just as surprising as the number. "Thirty percent of students to develop skill for critical reading." The which is strictly enforced — the service must be the students I see are from the business importance of learning the proper way to read —■ voluntary. The student must want to go, not be department," Hoskins says. "1 saw students from 26 especially critical works — is great at JMU. forced to go. departments last semester. That comes very close to "[Students] come in because they can't understand, The lab faculty are not there to do work for the covering them all." retain, apply or finish what they have to read," student When you come to the lab, Farrar says, Farrar says, "We see one of everything — 4.0s, McMurTay says. The great falsehood many people "You get appropriate reaction and advice from a athletes, international students, honor roll students, believe about reading is that it is a passive activity. professional." students with learning disabilities, but most are It actually requires full and energetic attention, she The specialists do not carry students, but instead conscientious, ambitious students." said. help them in much more permanent way. Faculty Farrar concentrates on freshman-level courses — Humphries is the mathematics specialist, who is teach students to read and write properly and to English 101 and 102 and Freshman Seminar. Farrar authorized to help with courses up to Math 220. think critically — skills that are important now was hired in the fall of 1976 for 20 hours a week. Humphries deals with many "math anxiety" cases. more than ever. (iiiii.iiiiiiiiiiiiii mini MiMlillittifllltllsiitHiMMiMiiMiMiMMMt>MMiMtl Page 20, The Breeze, Thursday, March 29, 1990 PRofile gives practical experience they don't work hard under the directed project — but "You learn fast that you can't do a whole hell of a By Betsy Overkamp lot without money. Even little things like phone r editorial editor the directed project sets certain limits that get in the way — like grading." calls cost money," Silverman says. "Sorry, you need more experience." PRofile began with the reorganization of the But, Alotta says, this is just one more example of Those words can strike terror in the hearts of recent communication department and developed from there. the real-world experience that the students get from college graduates looking for their first real job. The department is dividing the current single PRofile. "When you get to work for a public "One of the hardest things to do is to go out for a department of communication into two separate relations department at a large corporation, you're job and have a liule piece of paper, your diploma, departments — mass communication and human going to have budget cuts. You're going to have to just like everybody else and have no practical communication. PRofile produced a newsletter, think of ways of communicating your message, and experience," says Dr. Robert Alotta, an associate professor of communication. Alotta is working to give students . something more tangible than just a diploma to show potential employers. Alotta is the founding father of the communication department's internal public Lee Costic, a junior communication major, was the designer of PRof lie's logo. relations agency, PRofile. Started in October 1989, PRofile is a student-run Feedback, to introduce the reorganization to many that is what these students arc doing," Alotta says. PR agency that is trying to keep people up to date on students. All communication majors received a copy After the bad budget news, the students began what is happening within the department Six of Feedback in their post office boxes. Michclc looking for alternative ways to reach their target students, all hand-picked, currently run this JMU Silverman, president of PRofile, says, "The response public. "We did what PR people are well-known for one-of-a-kind. The students took at least two of was really great I had people come up to me in the — we improvised," Alotta says. "We have a Alotta's classes, including writing for public computer lab and tell me how good it looked. I even communication department bulletin board on the relations. "I didn't pick these students by GPA or who saw people using it as a guide for their class VAX where some of the information you would find I liked or disliked," Alotta says. newsletter assignments." in a newsletter can be put" he says. The students are enrolled in a three-credit directed PRofile, like the rest of the university, currently is Even with the budget constraints, PRofile keeps project under Alotta. "We gave them credit this under some pretty tough budget constraints. PRofile busy. They are working on a project with Don semester because of the amount of work involved, but planned to produce Feedback twice each semester. Lemish, vice president for university advancement I'd like to see it as a volunteer effort," Alotta says. But, after the only issue in December 1989, budget "Students who volunteer will work hard — not that cuts halted printing any further newsletters. See PRofile page 21 >• ( STOP BY AND SEE WHAT OUR J{poscvc(t Square COPY CENTER HAS TO OFFER! 'Duple \ ftpartmen ts 2 story, 4 bedroom, 2 bath townhouses available for Pall 1990 FEATURING: )NE BLOCK AWAY FROM JMU MAIN CAMPUS LOW PRICES!! ON CAMPUS CONVENIENCE! REDUCTIONS! ALL UNITS HAVE THE FAST SERVICE! ENLARGEMENTS! 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Maria Holderness, a PRofile including alumni in the newsletter By Laura Hutchison Silverman says, "We sent out a member, says PRofile is giving would have brought in money, she assistant editorial editor survey to all faculty members to her the same experience she would says, "But you have to spend find out their areas of expertise and get in a public relations job. "It's money to make money." Students of Minority Outreach and the JMU their education." That information very frustrating that even with the Alotta has experience in forming Admissions Office are sponsoring Black Freshman will be collected and put together best laid plans we can hit a student-run PR agencies. When he Weekend this weekend. in both printed and computer monkey wrench. was at Mississippi State Black students who have applied for admission form. University, he directed students on to JMU may participate in the weekend by special Alotta says, "We hope to a public relations program for the invitation. Many events are planned throughout develop it into two packages — Miss Hospitality pageant — the weekend to give these prospective students a both a printed booklet that will be "We've learned that Mississippi's preliminary pageant taste of student life and more information about easily updated and also on the you can't work with to Miss Universe. "I went to JMU's academic programs. VAX, where you could bring up Jamaica to teach for six weeks and Alan Cerveny, director of admissions and one of experts on the screen. sticks and stones. left these four students to run the the coordinators of the weekend, says the students "Something like this will give You've got to have whole thing," Alotta says. The are invited because, "They are people that we Madison more media exposure," campaign was so successful, think would be excellent candidates for admission, he says. money." Alotta says, the governor thought and we would like for them to come here." PRofile also is working on a —Maria they were a professional agency. Black Freshman Weekend has evolved into a new brochure to go along with the Holderness "I like to build," he says. university-wide event. "Students who are already department split, as well as a "Wouldn't it be neat if somebody at JMU are invited to attend the events, too," marketing project. They also was running for political office on Cerveny says. We want the prospective students would like to get an alumni "PRofile is extremely campus and they could hire to learn about campus life at JMU, and they can survey off the ground. worthwhile — it's fun, PRofile to do the PR for them? Or best do that by meeting current students." "We want to reduce the alumni educational, and we have the talent how about a university band? The Cerveny says the most important event of the directory to only communication to do it. But we've been stymied agency could do the PR for them." weekend takes place Saturday, when the students graduates to see where they are and unable to complete projects," Holderness says Alotta is a are given the opportunity to meet with the dean of now and what they have Holderness says. "very creative force." the college in which they are interested. accomplished. Former "For students who work closely Other events planned include a Greek step show communication students are "We've learned that you can't with him, he is an endless source in the Convocation Center Friday night, a campus anchorpeople and one is even a work with sticks and stones. of education. You can learn a lot organization fair and a Gospel sing-along Saturday stunt man," Alotta says. 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The cyclists wait for one of the riders to try to break away, hammering for the finish line. A moment passes. One lurches forward and begins his sprint. Instantly, the pack rises from their saddles in pursuit, rocking their bicycles left and right with the force of each leg on the pedals. Suddenly, two riders lock handlebars, and their bikes collapse beneath them, bringing down nearly all of the trailing racers. The crowd pays little attention to the winning cyclists compared to the battered mass of frames and riders. For the Madison cycling team, this is a typical race day — a test of nerves, strength and endurance. With the threat of 40-plus-mile-an-hour crashes, the crowd feels as much tension as the participants do. But there's a new sense of excitement in the air — and it's more than just the exhileration of raw competition. Madison cycling is shifting gears an entering a new era. The four-year-old team has just acquired a new member, its first coach. As if having one prayer answered wasn't enough, the team also is producing a major race in downtown Harrisonburg in April. Suddenly, a relative newcomer to the JMU club Staff photo by CHRIS TYREE sports' scene has been thrust into the limelight. Until recently, most cycling at JMU was done on the way to class. Thanks to the efforts of the The team was founded by Michael O'Brien, a 1989 Madison cycling team students will be able to enjoy the first Harrisonburg Cycling Classic. JMU graduate. "He was the first serious cyclist — he Mark Nissley, owner of Mark's Bike Shop, a team laid the groundwork for what the team is today," said due to the successs of American Greg LeMond in sponsor. The team currently has 23 members plus international racing and the popularity of mountain coach Mitchell Slaymaker. biking. LeMond won the prestigious Tour de France In addition to being a sponsor, Nissley also in '86 and '89, and he also captured the '89 World indirectly brought Slaymaker to the team. An Cycling Championships. ex-racer, Slaymaker sought out the Valley's cycling "I wish I were just getting into cycling with all of community when he moved to Harrisonburg. He went the developments and explosion in it now," to Mark's and spoke with Nissley, and the team Slaymaker said. "It's an exciting time." gained a coach. He finds little time for his own competitive cycling "I wanted to teach what I know to young cyclists," with a wife, two small children and a desire to Slaymaker said. "If I had had someone to help me establish a bed-n-breakfast in his home on North when I was 19 or so, I could have done much better." Liberty Street. Not that he did all that badly. With 10 years of That idea came to him from his experience at a racing experience, including a five-year spot on the bed-n-breakfast in Cape May, NJ. He and his wife National Time Trial team, a six-year position as decided it was something that would allow them to technical advisor for Team Peugeot and numerous pursue their outside interests in sculpture and jobs at bicycle shops, Slaymaker has amassed a photography. plethora of cycling knowledge. Team members junior Jim Eicher and sophomore As an unpaid coach, Slaymaker sees little material Mike Beer feel Slaymaker has beEn a positive reward for his time and effort He just wants to return influence, providing authority and experience. some of the benefits he's received from the sport. "Mitchell's going to give us more cohesiveness and "I'd like to see us win some collegiate races," he a goal, a purpose," Eicher said. "Our club is said. "I do want some results and some improved validated." performances, to see riders move up in their Beer agrees. categories." "Undoubtedly, hell give us more direction than to Racing cyclists are members of the United States just ride and have fun," Beer said. "We'll be able to Cycling Federation, which classes riders into four work better to get to the districts. Now it's less categories — Category IV for the inexperienced racers individual an effort and more of a team effort. Just through Category I for the seasoned, look at our paceline work since he's been here." ready-for-professional racing cyclists. Staff Dhoto by CHRIS TYREE Cycling is booming in the United States, largely See CYCLISTS page 24 ► Biking Is a popular way to get around campus. Page 24, The Breeze, Thursday, March 29, 199C Cyclists >• (Continued from page 23) "Harrisonburg is becoming a recognized name in Paceline is a training exercise that promotes close Association, Citizens for Downtown and JMU cycling. There are three other races near here — the riding quarters and team effort by riding single-file, President Ronald Carrier had to be secured. Assistant two Massanutten Mountain Bike races, the Yec Ha alternating leaders. City Manager Roger Baker also had to approve the The team also is preoccupied with the April 7 course layout, and Police Chief Pressgraves had to be and the Hoo Ha, and the Reddish Knob Hill Climb downtown race. Senior Casey Ford has spearheaded able to provide extra police coverage. After a period of Time Trial." the effort and is the race director of the first consideration and proposal, the race was approved. For Eicher, the race is like waking up to find the Harrisonburg Bicycle Classic. The race will run on a "It's like a trial run to see how it goes," Baker said. presents under the tree on Christmas Day. "It's a dream come true. It's all here, no travelling closed one-mile circuit course on Main, Water and "Liberty and Main [Streets] carry 40-50,000 vehicles to the race ... it's here. It's our race, and people will Liberty Streets. Racers will complete the loop a a day so closing them for nine or 10 hours is specified number of times according to experience and difficult. There arc funeral homes on the course, and know of us and our race." gender. Novice, Category II-IV and women's races since we can't predict deaths, something has to be will be held. worked out. The churches have agreed to steer The racers compete not just for glory of the win but potential marriages to the day before or after, but Errors, errors, errors ..., for cash prizes. The longer the race, the more money April 7th is not to be ruled out. They can have it then Dukes lose 6-2 to Monarchs awarded to the top finishers. Races range from 20 to if they want. Next year, the race may be moved to 45 miles. other streets." The JMU baseball team fell victim to its own "There has never been a race here," Ford said. Meanwhile the community waits. About 500 to errors and wound up losing 6-2 to Old Dominion "We've always wanted to have one. [Now] we've got 700 racers are expected. In addition there will be a yesterday in Norfolk. ODU upped it's record to 19-6, technical support from the university, major large number of spectators. WHSV TV-3, local radio as the Dukes lost their second game in a row and fell sponsorship from Coors, Rockingham Mutual stations, and an announcer describing events and the to 13-6. Insurance and First American Bank, and we're giving racing strategies will be there all day. JMU managed three miscues in the second inning, our profits to the United Way." "There's going to be a big economic and social allowing three Monarchs to score. The 3-0 lead was With a prize list of over $10,000 — which is large impact," Nissley said. "This is thrilling for everyone all that ODU would need. for a first-year race — Ford expects national caliber — business, school, community, city council and JMU starter Mark Jones was relieved in the fifth riders. Citizens for Downtown." by Hugh Broomall. JMU gave up six runs on seven "There's going to be a big turnout for a first-year Baker agreed the local economy will receive some hits and four errors. The Monarchs would add an event," he said. "We're starting on the national level. benefits. insurance run in the fifth and two more in the sixth. This is where most races end up — and we're starting "We hope people will shop and be attracted to come JMU managed only two runs on seven hits and there. We can only go up." back," he said. "Some merchants have openly one ODU error. The two JMU runs came in the Yet Ford's race was difficult to secure. Harrisonburg supported the race." ninth as Chris Kieran walked and Whit Babcock is a quiet city, unaccustomed to hundreds of cyclists Beer wants it becomes an instiunion. followed with a single. Both advanced on a passed screaming down its roadways. City Council "We hope to make it an annual event, like the ball. Kieran scored on a Mike Hubbard grounder and permission was necessary and support from the Poultry Fest," he said. Babcock scored on Kurt Johnson's sacrifice fly. i Chamber of Commerce, the Downtown Mercant's Nissley sees the event as part of a larger picture. 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Decarli on campus at the Warren Campus Convenient Hours: Triple-Loader $1.25 Center March 29th Uam-lpm Dairy 6am-9:30pm Last Load 8:45pm 433-1566 For More Information Call 1»800»542»5851 It The Breeze, Thursday, March 29. 1990, page 25 • Men's golfers finish Jason Cook scored UVa teammate 10th at Navy tourney Brian Niskey on a squeeze bunt with one out in the ninth to beat JMU, The JMU men's golf team finished 13-12. 10th out of 26 teams at the Naval Academy Spring Invitational March Leading 12-10 with a Virginia runner 25. on first and one out in the bottom of The Dukes shot a 321 team total in the ninth. Dukes' second baseman Rob the tournament that was shortened Mummau booted a potential double from 36 holes to 18 because of play ball and allowed runners on first inclement weather. and second. Junior Chad Bales led JMU with a 78. Junior team male Jeff Forbes shot a 79, sophomore Kevin South had an After a double steal put Cavalier 81, and sophomore Jimmy Miskell and runners on second and third, Niskey Vfln the computer you need to freshman Amie Thomhill both finished doubled on an 0-2 count to send two with 83s. runners home and tie the score at 12-12. succeed in the real world and a Central Connecticut State won the team championship with a 304, and Another JMU error, this one by chance to use it there. Randy Pitts of Wooster won the shortstop Kurt Johnson on a Rickie individual title with an even-par 71. Sharff groundball, put UVa runners on first and third with still one out Cook Simon named to the stepped up and successfully executed the squeeze, scoring Niskey and Soccer's Senior Bowl bringing home the win for Virginia. JMU senior forward Chris Simon The Cavaliers improved to 7-18-1; H M-.tsv fctj tr> our Hr.il Vwrkl I Mix i m I Mam* rJi" VM i»-iil\ cuit line i' .m cnme in and$1 > 983 yojsjsdns .suigjsXs ejeci qiwraz Suipnpin 3AoqB sqi jo nv J J9A1SU V he Zenith SupersPort 286 battery-powered portable. T 0 o The sPort that goes everywhere you and your backpack For more information on Zenith's full line of go. And with all the power of a desktop. computers, from laptops to desktops contact: As PC MAGAZINE. Oct '88 states: "The SupersPort 286 is an incredible machine." Or as in INFOWORLD. Oct '88 says: "It embodies a combination of speed, weight, size, and m battery life that we've seen in no other laptop computer." '•'JO? See for yourself where the SupersPort 286 can take you. Several portable models are available ranging in speed, hard 568-6121 drive capacity and price. Students, Faculty and Staff receive large discounts. Students, ask about our new loan program! * mmm;mwmm$mm Graphics smutaia Microsoft Window* ■ product o* microsoft Cofporanon Microsoft Window* u included win a! nerd ACTIVITIES — (upcoming events in JMU FACULTY/STAFF SWIM — WALLYBALL CHAMP — sports) Faculty/staff swim hours will be Men's University and Championship Monday, Wednesday and Friday from Division: Pi Kappa Phi 12-1 p.m. for the spring semester. Women's University: Anconevs BASEBALL MEN'S TRACK AND Women's Championship: BSU Today — Bucknell at JMU, 3 FIELD ROLLERSKATE NIGHT — p.m. Saturday to Sunday — at the There will be a rollerskate night at Saturday — JMU at George Raleigh Relays [Raleigh, Skatetown USA from 7:30-10 p.m. WEIGHTLIFTING Mason (Fairfax], 1 p.m. DH N.C.]. April 13. Admission is free with a CHAMPIONS — Sunday — JMU at George JMU ID. Skate rentals arc available. Men's: Mason [Fairfax], 1 p.m. 1261bs. — Khoi Nguyen MELONBALL — 134 lbs. — Mike Anderson MEN'S GYMNASTICS There will be a sign-up meeting for 150 lbs. — Patrick Puffenbarger Friday to Saturday — Virginia intramural melonball at 5:30 p.m. WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS 168 lbs. — Rod Newman Saturday — Virginia State State Championships, April 4 in Godwin 344. 177 lbs. — Tom Liska Championships, Godwin, 3 Godwin, 7 p.m. Friday, 3 p.m. p.m. Saturday. TENNIS — 200 lbs. — Dennis Clements The sign-up deadline for the spring Women's: intramural tennis tournament is noon Robin Crespo WOMEN'S LACROSSE WOMEN'S TENNIS April 4 in Godwin 213. Competition Today — Loyola at JMU, 3 Friday — Wiliam and Mary at will consist of singles, doubles and p.m. JMU, 2:30 p.m. mixed doubles. WRESTLING CHAMPIONS — Saturday—JMU at Maryland Saturday — Rutgers at JMU, BASKETBALL — 126 lbs. — Rayan Elzmine [CollegePark, Md), 1 p.m. 2 p.m. Videos of the men's and women's 134 lbs.—Frank Wade Sunday —' Penn State at intramural basketball championship 142 lbs. — Jung Lee JMU, 9 a.m. games will be shown in the Warren 150 lbs. — William Harris MEN'S TENNIS Campus Center April 2 and April 3 158 lbs. — James Larsen Today — JMU at Hampton, between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. 167 lbs. — Geoff Smith 1:30 p.m. WOMEN'S TRACK AND OFFICIALS — 177 lbs. — Drew Garvie Friday — JMU at Old FIELD Make from $3.65 to $7.85 an hour as 190 lbs. — Jon David Dominion [Norfolk], 2 p.m. Sunday — JMU at the a melonball official. The clinic will Heavyweight — Tom Meyers Saturday — JMU at George Raleigh Relays [Raleigh, be held at 5 p.m. March 28 in Championship Division: N.C.]. Mason [Fairfax], 2 p.m. Godwin gym. Lambda Chi Alpha / DESIGNED WITH THE STUDENT IN MIND! 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Summer Lease - 3 rooms, 670 Mason, June-August, Shenandoah Vasty Kennel Club - Is sponsoring an Call immediately, 234-9237. To The Other Hal Of Romper Room - It wont be the $200/mo. negotiable. 4334483 AKC Sanctioned Match on Sun., Apr. 1 at the same here without you. Thanks lor everything! Bug Rockingham County Fairgrounds starting at 12:30 pm. Challenging Summer Jobs - With outdoor lun, salary, Eater. May/Summer - Ashby Crossing. 1 room, furnished, room/board in camps lor disabled persons. Need male & For more into., contact Donna Meadows, 298-9955. W/D, $195. Available 4/30/90 Call Jeff at 432-1912 lemale camp counselors, lifeguards ft specialists in food EX - The beach party Saturday was lunl Thanks, EEE. service, crafts, nature, etc. in beautiful mountains or near Commuter Student Councl - Is now accepting 1 BR In 3 BR Apt - Madison Manor. Available shore. Great experience lor any future career' Training applications lor coordinators for the W-91 school year. Tina - Congratulations! No longer temporarily underage. immediately. Extra, super cheap! Jeremy. 432-0899. provided. Apply ASAP to Camp Easier Seal. Box 5406, Appications are available in the commuter lounge a are Let's party! Love, Chrissy. Roanoke. Va 24012, (800)365-1656. due by Fri„ Mar. 30. May/Summer - Room in beautiful large home. $100. Greg Gibbons - Thanks again lor last weekend. I had a Summer Jobs In Reston, Va. - Business major at JMU Adoption - Love, laughter 8 a brothers hand to hold. Chris, 432-9002 really great timel Love always, a Little Teddy Bear. is looking for painters. Above competitive wages, work Our family longs for Ihe baby who wil fiH our hearts. with other students. Room lor advancement No Let's help each other. Call collect, (804)978-7104 or our SubM - Madison Manor. Pool, laundry room Friday la Jeans Day! See letter to the editor. adoption counselor (802)235-2312. Inexpensive! Janet 432-1397. experience necessary. Call Tom, 432-9259. 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