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Tllkl SHI.R KDITORIAl S'l'AI I- President David Leebron, who is currently traveling in India, said he Two clays after signing a contract supports the coaching search. extension Jan. 9, former head football "Chris Del Conte is doing an coach , who led the re- absolutely first-rate job of conduct- surgent team to seven wins in his lone ing this process really expeditiously season at Rice, departed to become and thoughtfully," he said. "He has head coach at the . assembled a terrific committee CBS Sportsline reported that of people which includes players Tulsa, where Graham was defensive from the team — I think people are coordinator before coming to Rice, really optimistic and excited about the will pay him $1.1 million a year — an future. It's not about just one person; estimated $400,000 increase over his it's about the program." Rice salary. Graham's lone year at Rice was By Jan. 13, Athletic Director Chris marked with much on-the-field Del Conte had formed a commit- success, with the Owls playing in tee and begun the search for a new their first bowl game since 1961. head coach. He also raised enough money to "We are going to strike and get install new Field Turf and a Jumbo- someone here in short order who tron at Rice Stadium, among other is going to take this baton and run upgrades. However, many players faster than we were running before felt the high-energy head coach and build upon the foundation that was overly demanding of their time we have laid," Del Conte said. and energies. The Athletic Department is "[Upon hearing Graham was JOHN SANDERS/THRESHER expected to announce a new coach leaving] the way we were feeling was within days. The search must move happy," defensive lineman Dejaun Owls come out on top quickly because national signing Cooper said. "I mean, his workload Junior forward Paulius Packevicius shoots over a University of defender in Wednesday's game. The Owls day — when players sign binding and the amount of stuff he put on us overcame a 24-point deficit in the 2nd half to win the game 76-71 at Autry Court. See story, Page 11. agreements to accept scholarship see COACH, Page 6 Former president Bill Clinton to speak at Baker Institute

by Grace Ng THKKSHIIK S I AM CLINTON AT RICE For the first time since 2000 — when George H.W. Bush spoke at commence- Who: Bill Clinton. 42nd U.S. President ment — a former president will give a lecture at Rice. Bill Clinton will speak When: Feb. 8 at 3 p.m. in Stude Concert Hall Feb. 8 at 3 p.m. A Where: Stude Concert Hall, Alice Pratt question-and-answer session will follow Brown Hall the speech. The Baker Institute for Public Policy will For more information: host the event, which will only be open to www.bakerinstitute.org/index_home. html members of the Rice community. Many of the 900 tickets will be distributed to stu- dents through the Baker Institute Student Director for Programs and International DIANA YEN/ THRESHER Forum, the residential colleges, the Gradu- Studies Mark Scheid (Baker '67) said. Dean of Undergraduates Robin Forman speaks with a group of students at the Hanszen College ate Student Association and the Student Scheid said the Baker Institute has Upper Commons Wednesday. The group discussed how to better the undergraduate experience. Association, Baker Institute Managing see CLINTON, Page 4 Committee seeks to define INSIDE OPINION Page 3 undergraduate experience Deadlines approaching Binge sobriety The first Registration Add/Drop PIN A&E Page 8 for Spring 2007 expires at 5 p.m. today. changing the undergraduate program to Music + art = fun by David Brown and Matt McKee This means that this is the last chance meet the goals. THKHSHKK KDITOKIAI STAFF to add courses online without a fee and SPORTS Page 12 Davidson said he has been impressed without instructor permission. It is also Track and field preview Debate about the values that define a with turnout at the forums—and the degree the deadline for converting a "Pass/Fail" Rice education accelerated this week as ofpassion reached in the discussions. He said to an earned letter grade for courses taken the Committee on the Rice Undergraduate someof the meetings, particularly those with in Fall 2006. "Here at Rice, you learn theory after theory, Program held forums at the Faculty Senate students, have included heated debate. equation after equation, but you kind of meeting Wednesday and throughout the "You get a lot of back and forth and some lose the real world. Faculty are sensing week at individual colleges. sharply worded conflict on some ideas," Join the (Autry) army lack of opportunity to work with people with The set of forums is the first of three Davidson said. "I enjoy the give and take different backgrounds." Come out Sunday between 3 p.m. and stages of an effort led by the Dean of Un- of [the forums) and the passion with which — Dean of Undergraduates Robin Forman, 5 p.m. to show support for the women's describing the need for collaborative research. dergraduates Office to evaluate and amend people speak." basketball team as they take on the Houston See Story, Page 7. the undergraduate curriculum and. more Some of the greatest contention has Cougars at Autry Court. broadly, the undergraduate experience. come over how to define a liberal education, Scoreboard The 20-member committee, chaired by whether or not it should be defined and, if Men's Basketball Sociology Professor Chandler Davidson, so, what subjects it should involve. Other Need help with job search? Rice 76, Houston 71 has been holding forums for students and delicate issues have included the viability Women's Basketball faculty for several months. After a final of interdisciplinary courses and whether Career Services is hosting a Summer East Carolina 74, Rice 60 meeting with President David Leebron in Rice should grant distribution credit for Jobs Resume Writing Worshop Tuesday Weekend Weather a couple weeks, the committee will create Advanced Placement courses. at 4 p.m. at the O'Connor House. Resuma- Friday a document with a set of broad goals for However, Davidson said he has seen nia is back on Wednesday and Thursday Showers, 42-46 degrees Rice's approach to undergraduates. An some consensus in other areas. between 3 p.m. and 5 p.m. in the lobby of Saturday the Student Center for those needing a ensuing committee will evaluate the de- "There does seem to be a feeling Showers. 4452 degrees gree to which those goals are being met, that, to the extent we want people to few pointers on their resumes before the Sunday and a final committee will be charged with see CRIIP, Page 7 spring career fair. Showers. 40-50 degrees > I'dKi: m&atai

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Yew... YEW*/... Rice on track, despite TURNS OUT TVAT MUST J H//»S JUST HURT. Graham departure P>ElhJ(r MSrD First and foremost, we want to thank the Athletic Department for To ber GACK not entering a bidding war with Tulsa University over Head Football Coach Todd Graham, who recently left Rice for a reported $1.1 million AT 4A/ EX. per year. (See story, Page 1). This year's football team brought hope and enthusiasm to Rice fans, not to mention a winning record, improved interaction with the Rice community, a battalion of War Owls and a bowl game. And we are grateful for Graham's contribution to these assets. But the achievements are Rice's as much as Graham's, and matching Tulsa's significant raise to save Graham's spot at Rice would have belittled the contributions of the rest of the coaching staff, players and fans. As the Athletic Department finalizes its second search for a new head coach in as many years, it is tempting to doubt the university's ITLL 8E OKAY ability to hold down a good coach. So we remind fans that Graham's YOU'RE A REALLY hasty departure is unusual and should not be seen as reflective of X fcjVDUJm -2T our football program's potential: It was a personal career decision. Goov CArCH J AMP J JUST WISH U'S We were looking for a young, mobile and enthusiastic coach, and SET YOU'LL W A we got one. While we would prefer to have a coach stay at least long TIMING WASN'T NEW SPECIAL SOM&DUE enough to see his first recruits graduate, we never expected nor SO SAP. wanted a coach who would take root as a stagnant, decades-long \ki A10 TIME AT ALL. institution. We wanted to see our team turn around its record, and it did. We wanted to see students come to games, and we did. And, with a little faith and a few more thunder sticks, we will continue to see such improvements next season. I DIV IT Some PEOPLE HAVB VO BE Rthtrr And, we cannot wait to meet and beat Graham on our home turf just uAve PROBLEMS next season. AFTER J TOLD HIM T'O rvo MTU comrrvENT ms CONTRACT Students need quicker UtfTJL ZdZ<^j emergency e-mails Wednesday morning, the highways were not the only slippery spots in Houston. As the city dealt with unusually low temperatures and commuters prepared to face dangerous road conditions, Rice's Crisis Management Team took action of its own to ensure the safety mm of students, faculty and staff. (See story, Page 5.) The decision to delay classes that morning was not unreasonable, and largely S\V\V effective measures were taken to communicate the decision. But one measure left untaken could have greatly eased students' responses to the action. Management Team did not send students direct e-mails alertingthem of the state of affairs Wednesday morning. The team had to rely on recipients of the message sent to the ALLDEPTS listserv to forward the alert, which caused communications delays of up to LETTERS TO THE EDITOR three hours. Since students are much more likely to check their e-mail than their dorm voice mail when seeking updates like Wednesday's for and put football and money sports as seen in the poster and opening closure, the Crisis Management Team should ensure it has a means Graham flop shows as a whole in their proper place as a credits of the film. of disseminating such e-mails more efficiently in the future. subordinate, ancillary activity? D-I fails for Rice Do we want more Grahams? If Richard Steandrick We applaud the team for being on the ball and keeping the Rice com- not, now is the time to make a long- Toronto, Canada munity off the ice, but we hope we'll hear about it sooner next time. To the editor: delayed decision. The university As writer does not, and never did, belong in John Lopez put it, "In one year's a corrupt and anti-academic NCAA time, despite seven wins and a bowl Division I. CONTACTING THE Congress helps college bid, Graham did more damage than I call on the president, board, good." He fired most of the staff, students and faculty of Rice to stand THRESHER who had served Rice for many up for its true values now. years, he "sucked fans of some Letters students with loan relief $5 million worth of financial com- Martin J. Wiener m Letters to the editor mitments for stadium and facility Given a lack of monetary influence, college students are an oft- Chair, Department of History should be sent to the Thresher upgrades" and made a mockery of by e-mail to th resher@rice. edu. ignored demographic in the policy making process. That is why we "Rice values." In the end, he left, Ixlters must be received by are so glad to see that one of the 110th Congress' first moves was as he no doubt always planned to, Sexist movie review 5 p.m. on the Monday prior to a bipartisan supported bill to lower interest rates on need-based for the money. a Friday publication date. I have been at Rice for over 35 student loans. slights Naomi Watts • All letters to the editor years and sadly watched one farce H.R. 5, The College Student Relief Act of 2007, will lower interest must be signed and include succeed another in Rice's his- To the editor: college and year if the writer rates from 6.8 percent to 3.4 percent over the next 5 years. Once fully tory in "big-time college athletics." In your recent review of The is a Rice student. implemented, this step will save the average borrower — students Always promises, always broken, Painted Veil, by mentioning Wal- • Letters should be no lon- who receive $13,800 in need-based loans — $4,420. At a time when then more promises. ter, portrayed by Edward Norton, ger than 250 words in length. Rice now faces a major decision, tuition and fees are skyrocketing at Rice and across the country, we before Kitty, portrayed by Naomi The Thresher reserves the one that will greatly affect its should support any step that will ensure students who want to go to Watts, and listing Norton before right to edit letters for both future — especially now, as we stand college can go to college. Watts throughout your entire content and length. at the beginning of the largest fund review, you're either slighting Watts This interest reduction is not free — it has an expected cost of drive in the school's history. Will we or following your subconscious view Subscribing $5.9 billion. But most of the cost will be recouped by a slight reduc- continue to throw good money after that a male must be put before a fe- • Annual subscriptions are tion in the guaranteed rate that the top 1 percent of private lenders bad, continue to sacrifice our dedica- male {"The Painted Veil's admirable available for $50 domestic receive on federal loans — a step that financial analysts at Citigroup tion to academic excellence, to a vain acting fails to save its slow story," and $125 international via pursuit of "bowl bids?" Will wecontinue have deemed "manageable." Jan. 12). first class mail. to spend ever-increasing amounts If you knew anything about Unfortunately, Rice's own representative, John Culberson, of money on trying to buy winning the novel, you would know that Advertising was one of only 71 representatives to vote against the bill. teams—money that is urgently needed W. Somerset Maugham's story is • We accept display and clas- So when Culberson comes to campus for a town hall meeting to maintain our position as a leader about Kitty's self-discovery story, sified advertisements. Adver- Feb. 22, let's urge him to represent Rice by helping Congress ex- in education and research? Will the not the story of a scientist and tisement s must be received by trustees honor their solemn commit- pand Pell Grant scholarships. After all, today's college students are hi* stereotypical Hollywood wife, 5 p.m. on the Monday prior ment to decrease, not increase, the as depicted, in your review. And to a Friday publication date. tomorrow's campaign contributors. athletic deficit, or will they dishonor though Walter was enhanced in Please contact our advertising themselves by "forgetting" about it? the movie, Norton and director manager at (713)348-3967 or Unsigned editorials represent the majority opinion of the Thresher Will we, as a community, have the guts John Curran agree that the story [email protected] for editorial staff. to face the reality of a money-ridden is still of a woman's journey, and more information. Division I, decide what Rice is here Naomi Watts is the first cast lead, •

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Keeping it real... mean Rice Voices Post-Graham football still worthy of support Alcohol abstainers do not College could be considered a of the 2006 season, his presence the football team, it has been com- sort of purgatory wedged between does not necessarily imply direct mon for its critics to bemoan the childhood and the real world. Most causation. We must remember it sport's annual cost and suggest a students will leave with a univer- was not Graham running around demotion. We should not abandon need sobriety sophisms sity education cleansed the field, hurling his the football team. And specifically, of puerile sentimentalism body in harm's way and we should not abandon Division I I don't drink. And that is not trying to convince his son to and irresponsibility that enduring the physical athletics. As a school that prides just the official story because I drink during their vacation to a is supposed to equip its and emotional strain of itself on excellence in a multitude of am underage. foreign country where the drink- owners with an analytic a newly intensified regi- academic fields, we should continue It is a little strange, especially ing age was 18. He could not mind and a sense of reality men. The Rice football to strive for excellence in athletics in my Irish family. But believe that his son, And, to be cold, a sense team did that. They are as well. it is quite true. I am another Irishman, was of reality defined strictly still here and in need of Athletics might as well be con- not morally opposed refusing a drink when as business. our continued support. sidered a department of academia. to the idea of drinking, his father was practi- Football head coach Although the team will Athletics demand the absorption but something always cally begging him. Todd Graham's recent Schuyler lose a class of strong of information (plays), and the seems to block me. Apparently, it is not departure disheartened Woods players, the sophmore immediate, flexible application in In high school it was just college students a great number of Rice nucleus that includes unpredictable settings (games). means. My first semes- or young people who students, leaving newly and Brian Athletes flex not only their bodies ter at Rice it was time. demand a philosophy loyal football fans feeling dejection Raines will remain, ready for the but their minds as well. For the past year it was for declining alco- and scorn for the former drillmas- 2007 season — and a new coach. A step down from Division I a promise — which just Katy hol. All generations ter. But I believe a different view athletics would detract from the expired. And recently Mulvaney scratch their heads at of the situation should be put in many recent accomplishments of it was shock from a an abstainer. order: one that accepts Graham's As a school that prides Rice's student-athletes, including friend getting into Given this massive decision as one of business, not of the baseball team's College World alcohol-induced trouble. peer pressure, one has to wonder sentimentalism. And certainly not itself on excellence Series appearance and the football Drinking is perfectly compat- how many of the various beliefs as the end of student support for team's first bowl appearance in ible with my faith. I know that it concerning alcohol are less our football team. in a multitude of 45 years. Their accomplishments does not have to be harmful and because of religious, practical Graham's decision was not un- and work would be in vain if Rice certainly not a death trap. And it is or moral convictions, and more like most decisions made by adults academic fields, did not continue to compete in probably not a bad way to spend a because of simple dislike of in the workforce. Often when one we should continue to Division I. cast party. But still, I abstain. alcohol. Perhaps the situation is operates at a highly productive level, Graham made an executive deci- so dire that people need to rely the performance garners the atten- strive for excellence in sion, as should Rice. It is really quite on elaborate philosophies to ex- tion of head hunters or competing simple: A new coach needs to be People should not plain their abstention rather than corporations. Subsequently, tempt- athletics as well. designated soon, the football team simply relying on an aversion to ing offers roll in. If one is extended will return to its drills and we will need vast moral an unpleasant-tasting liquid that something greater — in Graham's continue to support our team. And has the potential to make fools of us and empty our stomachs onto case, a massive salary boost — it Amidst the pool of dejection we will beat Tulsa next season—see or philosophical the pavement. would behoove one to strike fast and and scorn lies another feeling that you soon, ex-Coach Graham. hard at the new opportunity. is even more alarming than the reasons to want a Should we assume — if we Although Graham's entrance aforementioned anger: withdrawal. Schuyler Woods is a Lovett College soda instead of a remove any convictions, philoso- correlated with the great success When times have been tough for sophomore and assistant opinion editor. phies or excuses — everyone would all rather be drunk than beer on Pub Night. sober? This maybe true for some people, but I doubt it is Esoteric references for everyone. If people choose This places me in a curious not to drink, are they anomalies position that has revealed a pe- or just more honest than those Cause marketing leaves consumers inspi(red) culiarity of society. We assume who would rather be sober but there must be a reason why This holiday season, I caved. I to spay and neuter their pets since early on, I would have still wanted explain their radical, incompre- someone would not want to be asked my dad for an iPod Nano after before VH1 existed. And Mike My- my iPod to be red. just to match hensible decision via religious drunk. At any given moment, my old mp3 player broke, and it was ers' dismal performance in 2003's my favorite tennis shoes. And beliefs, M.A.D.D. horror stories film adaptation of The Cat in the what self-respecting upper middle should a person have to provide or early morning appointments under the menorah by the last night an acceptable reason for remain- of Hanukkah. It is Red. Hat did have at least one class high schooler wouldn't want the next day? There is nothing ing sober? wrong with drinking. And we A red iPod? No. A Red redeeming factor: Uni- a Gap T-shirt emblazoned with a This odd societal practice should not assume that there iPod. versal Studios and First bold, Kanye-endorsed logo such struck me last year when I is anything wrong or abnormal Yes it is red, but the Book used publicity tours as "INSPI(RED)," "WI(RED)" or was offered a drink at a party about sobriety either. In the color is only a symbol of from the film's launch to "DISCOVE(RED)?" Not to mention and declined. I was forced to end, people should not need vast the Red branding behind raise money that went Red Armani sunglasses, for the phil- explain myself to the disap- moral or philosophical reasons the product. It cost about to international literacy anthropic Eurotrash among us. proving glances and resulting to want a soda instead of a beer $10 more than its blue campaigns. litis put more No. I do not think buying questions about my beliefs on on Pub Night. and green siblings, but than 5,000 new books into somthing Red excuses people from alcohol or underage drinking. So let's stop trying to explain Apple, Inc. did not see a needy children's hands. recycling or donating to Habitat for They were not trying to exact it away. I have no mighty beliefs cent of that.'Hie difference Julia So, we all get that Big Humanity — we should all try to peer pressure but were merely to fall back on — I was raised in a went to (Product) Red, Bad Business and the fulfill our charitable obligations. Bursten worried that I was offended, or wet household. But I would think a cause marketing cam- seemingly self-absorbed But in our current mass-market, worse, judging them. In the end, that I am entitled to dislike one of paign launched just under entertainment industry convenience-driven world of luxury they simply assumed that there the most universal conventions of a year ago by U2 front man Bono and can each play goody-two-shoes consumerism, making socially con- must be some vast explanation our society, not to mention Rice, friends. Proceeds of purchases like every once in a while. But the scious goods available and desirable for why I did not want a drink. without a handy excuse. my iPod, as well as a percentage of way (Product) Red deals its deck is a brilliant idea, and I really hope That is not the case. Apple, Inc.'s total profits, go to the in this area is pretty unique. In other causes follow Bono's lead. A judge I worked for this Katy Mulvaney is a Baker College purchase and distribution of antiret- addition to cornering iPod-craving summer told me a story about sophomore. roviral vaccinations for HIV/AIDS consumers into donating to help Julia Bursten is a Lovett College victims in Africa. You can read more AIDS victims in Africa, (Product) junior and senior editor. about it at www.joinred.com. Red has partnered with the Gap, American Express, Giorgio Armani and Motorola, among others, in campaigns similar to the (Product) I know 35 people with Red/Apple, Inc. partnership. Bono The Rice Thresher, the official student and his buddies are appealing the Rice Thresher newspaper at since 1916, iPods. Don't you? If to luxury markets and making is published each Friday during the school each of those iPods were consumers' socially conscious pur- year, except during examination periods and chases visible — and, for the most David Brown holidays, by the students of Rice University. part, red. If one SUV-driving soccer Editor in Chief Red, that's one year of Editorial and business offices are located mom buys a Red RAZR phone, $ 15 on the second floor of the Ley Student Center, someone s life saved. goes to the Global Fund to Fight Julia Bursten 6100 Main St.. MS-524, Houston, TX 77005- AIDS. If her neighbors want to Senior Editor 1892. Phone (713) 348-4801. Fax (713) 348- show up with Red SLVRs of their 5238. E-mail: threshentirice.edu. Web page: own, each new phone purchased is www.ricethreshcr.org. Cause marketing is nothing new. NEWS another $15 to Global Fund. OPINION People have been licking Yoplait yo- Beko Binder, Editor Evan Mint/, Editor Annual subscription rate: S50 domestic. Matt McKee, Asst. Editor Schuyler Woods, Asst Editor gurt lids with pink ribbons on them $10 or $15 towards expensive $125 international. Nonsubscription rate: first for years, supporting that company's AIDS vaccinations does not sound Yut'kai Sun. Designer Matt Youn, Designer copy free, second copy $5. "Save Lids to Save Lives" campaign. like much, and in the short term, it PHOTOGRAPHY Diana Yen, Editor The Thresher reserves the right to refuse In 2005, Hyundai partnered with isn't. Cipla Pharmeceuticals provides COPY Taylor Johnson. Editor the pediatric cancer research generic, first-line antiretroviral vac- Carl Hammarsten, Editor Marcus Roman. Asst. Editor any advertising for any reason. Additionally, foundation CureSearch for Hope cines for about $350 per patient per Ryan Stickney, Editor the Thresher does not take responsibility on Wheels, a mutually beneficial year. That's 35 Red iPods or 24 Red BUSINESS for the factual content of any ad. Printing SPORTS Adam Benaroya, Business Manager an advertisement does not constitute an awareness tour of 150 markets that Motorola phones. But... I know 35 Stephen Whitfield, Editor Charlie Foucar, Subscriptions Manager endorsement by the Thresher. raised over $1.5 million. people with iPods. Don't you? If each Dylan Farmer, Editor Sarah Mitchell, Payroll and Office Manager It is almost impossible to get of those il'ods were Red, that's one Brian Click. Distribution Manager Unsigned editorials represent the majority Sean Monks. Distribution Manager through an episode of Flavor of h>vc year of someone's life saved ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT opinion of the lit resher editorial staff. All other Tasha Chemplavil, Editor opinion pieces represent solely the opinion of without seeing an ad forVHl's long- (Product) Red's great idea was ADVERTISING the author. The Backpage is satire. running "Save the Music" campaign, cause marketing of high-visibility, CALENDAR Matl Osher, Ads Manager now partnered with American Ex- well-advertised luxury products. Nathan Bledsoe, Editor Joseph Ramirez, Asst. Ads Manager Sarah Mitchell. Classified Ads Manager The Th resheris a member of the Associated press, which works to preserve and It allows consumers to make even Collegiate Press. Bruno Latour is coming. enhance music education in public- BACKPAGE selfish purchases in a socially con- Evan Mint/, Editor Dan Derozier, Cartoonist schools. Price is Right host Bob scious manner: If the charitable © COPYRIGHT 2006. i).>»-l-„»- ine qetnncr Amprirans aspect had not gotten my attention 4 THE RICE THRESHER NEWS FRIDAY, JANUARY 19. 2007 CLIR has booked Henry

by Matthew McKee transitions ... to reliancc on digi- Internet at timea.rice.edu, is one tal information are happening," result of Henry's efforts with fac- THKKSHKK KDII'ORIAl.STAl'l Provost Eugene Levy said. "Henry ulty and researchers. It combines Vice Provost and Univer- has really been the point person in different types of media — in- sity Librarian Chuck Henry negotiating that transition." cluding photos, texts, and online announced he will leave Rice in Henry said when he arrived resources — to create an exhibit Looking for patients 18 and older March after spending over ten in 1996, it seemed that libraries for faculty and students. years at the university. Henry will viewed the digital era as new and Erin McAfee, a reference staff become president of the Coun- unknown. Henry said he realized member at Fondren Library, said with moderate to severe acne cil on Library and Information the importance of the transition to Henry helped keep Rice libraries Resources, a nonprofit organi- digital information, but he also saw cutting-edge. (approximately 20 lesions) willing zation whose mission includes the value of retaining traditional "It was a bold thing to do," she improving and maintaining digital methods of information communi- said. "Some librarians could have to participate in our research study. access to information. cation associated with libraries. remained conservative, but he In his work with Fondren "I felt we needed to have it," took a lot of risks and hired some Library, Henry used his experi- Henry said. "What has been done great people. I think other libraries ence with technology by pushing ... is we've tried to balance the can use us as an example." You will receive a stipend for for new media. He pursued the traditional, inherited concept of Levy said a search committee, Digital Library Initiative, which a library with the new concept of chaired by University Professor participating. has resulted in many of the Web what a library should be." Neal Lane, will make recommenda- resources students enjoy today. The project "Travelers in the tions in the near future about hiring "We're in an era where large Middle East," available on the a replacement for Henry. For further information, call Sarah at 713-791 -9966

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... • CLINTON From page 1 ,.i i.1 * * been trying to book Clinton the current political situation for several years but that his in our country," Allen, a Will busy schedule has delayed Rice College junior, said. "It his appearance. speaks highly of the univer- The details of the event, sity that it attracts speakers of 1/ including the speech topic, this caliber." have not been decided yet Rice College Republicans and the Secret Service has Chairman John Stallcup said lit- not yet visited Rice, so secu- is looking forward to Clinton's i_ i rity measures are also not yet speech even though he dis-

• s- % w determined, Scheid said. agrees with the former presi- Other recent heads of state dent on many issues. to speak on campus include "[Clinton's] opinion is still Egyptian Prime Minister important, and he is a respected Hosni Mubarak in 2004, Vladi- statesman," Stallcup, a Brown mir Putin in 2002 and Nelson College junior, said. "I will have Mandela in 1999. The Dalai to get coffee with him before; Lama is scheduled to speak [I am) interested in his path to May 1. where he is now." 1 Xlarge 2-Topping Pizza £ Rice Young Democrats Stallcup said the Bak- Policy Chair Ashley Allen said er Institute tends to invite she hopes to hear Clinton's liberal speakers. four 20 oz. Coca-Cola products thoughts on the Iraq situation, 'The Baker Institue could do the new Supreme Court and a better job of bringing speak- the new Democratic Congress' ers on both sides of the issue," m legislative agenda. Allen, a Will Stallcup said. Rice College junior, said she The speech will be broadcast would also be interested to hear live over the Internet to campus. S about Sen. Hillary Clinton's It will be archived on the Baker possible presidential candidacy Institute Web site and made in 2008. available to the public. "It's incredibly exciting and 18.99 an excellent opportunity for Risa Gordon contributed to Rice students to take stock of this report.

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POLICE BLOTTER Rice-owned daycare center The following items were reported to the Rice University Police Department for the period Jan. 10-15.

Residential Colleges will serve employees, students Will Rice College Jan. 10 False fire alarm. Lovett College Jan. 13 Residence burglarized. Sid Richardson College Jan. 15 Residence burglarized. by Alex Dinur •lUklMIKKSTAH Academic Buildings In a year and a half. Rice employ- Mudd Building Jan. 11 Criminal mischief. ees and students will be able to drop Geology Laboratory Jan. 12 Subject arrested for theft off their children at a daycare center and remanded to Harris a block from campus. County Jail. Scheduled for completion at the beginning ofthe20()8-'09 academic Other Areas year, the center will serve faculty, Laboratory Road Jan. 12 Subject arrested for staff and students with small chil- driving while intoxicated dren from infancy to five years of and remanded to Harris age. The one-story, 9,500 square County Jail. footbuildingwillhave9classrooms 1900 University Boulevard Jan. 13 Subject arrested for and capacity for 84 children. possession of marijuana Rice will hire a private childcare and remanded to Harris Shamoo said most academics students with children to continue company to run the daycare, which County Jail. usually have children when they are their education. will be built on land Rice already Laboratory Road Jan. 13 Minor issued municipal between 24 and 38. At those ages, "It's important for Rice to find owns on Chaucer Street. President citation for driving under however, many are also finishing and hire the right faculty," Masiello, David Leebron organized two the influence. graduate school or trying to gain who served on the ad hoc commit- committees to recommend how Main Street and University Jan. 13 Burglary. tenure. Shamoo said he sympa- tee on childcare, said. "Concerns and where to build the facility — a Boulevard thizes with students who have small of the candidates for their children committee on faculty women's child 6600 Main Street Jan. 14 Subject arrested for care and a faculty and staff infant children and who may not be able should not hold them back from to afforo childcare. Such students coming to Rice." driving while intoxicated care benefits committee. and remanded to Harris would benefit from a Rice-affiliated Masiello said the center's Committee on Faculty and Staff County Jail. Benefits co-chair Yousif Shamoo center, he said. 84 spots should fill up quickly said childcare has been a concern According to an article in the because parents will recognize since 1990, but nothing had been Rice News, the tuition for the cen- Rice's name. f done about it until now. ter will be similar to that of other "The waiting list or the daycare "The building of the daycare area daycares. center at Caltech, where I used to facility is just another part of Presi- Earth Science Professor Car- teach, was two years," she said. dent Leebron's vision of making rie Masiello said the daycare "I think people just wanted to be Rice one of the premier research center is important because it able to tell others, 'My kids are at institutions in the country where will help Rice compete more Caltech!' They see the name and PICK UP every concern of the faculty and effectively with schools like affiliation of the center as a status students is considered," Shamoo, Stanford, Duke and those in the symbol, and I know that people a biochemistry and cell biology Ivy league. 'Hie center will also from Houston respect the Rice professor, said. help graduate and undergraduate name a lot." YOUR Icy weather tests crisis management YEARBOOK The 2005/06 yearbooks are FREE to anyone by Beko Binder Director of Housing and Dining forwarded by their respective who was a registered undergrad dLiring I HKKSHKR KDITORIAI STA11- Mark Ditman. college coordinators and masters. Although conditions in Rice's Forman said Rice's preparation the 2005/06 academic year. Icy roads and freezing condi- immediate area were not danger- for Hurricane Rita in 2005 raised tions caused Rice's Crisis Man- ous, Kirby, the Vice President for concerns about the university's Books are also available for eligible stLidents agement Team to shut down the Administration, said many employ- ability to communicate emergency university Wednesday until noon. A ees commute long distances, some information to students. for 2002/03, 2003/04 2004/05. statement issued by the university from areas north of the university. "We sometimes don't have as Wednesday morning announced The CMT decided to delay the efficient a way to contact students as that only essential personnel were university's opening because many we might need," Forman said. "For required to report to work at their traffic accidents were reported on example, some phone messages PICK UP YOUR YEARBOOK AT normal times. roads north of the Rice area. went out to Rice phone numbers, CMT Chair Kevin Kirby said "Road conditions were unpre- but probably the majority of Rice the team met by conference call dictable," Kirby said. "[You] could students don't use their room • the Campanile office (Ley StLident Center) Tuesday morning and Wednes- go along and be fine and all of a phone — a subject that deserves day morning at 6 a.m. to dis- sudden hit a patch of ice, particu- further consideration." • the Clubs Office (RMC Cloisters) cuss the threat of ice. The CMT larly north [of here). We decided Forman said he did not see any stu- monitored weather, traffic and to [delay opening] until noon to be dents reporting for morning classes, • the Office of Student Media (RMC Cloisters) police reports, as well as local more on the safe side." although he knew of some graduate school districts, to decide whether The CMT posted its announce- students who showed up before noon, or not to close the university. ment on the Rice Web site, sent an unaware of the shutdown. There are Members of the team include e-mail to the ALLDEPTS and PRES- currently no plans to make up can- Police Chief Bill Taylor, Provost FAC listservs, and left a voicemail celed classes, but faculty members Eugene Levy, Dean of Under- message with each student on may choose to reschedule classes on graduates Robin Format! and campus. Students received e-mails an individual basis, Forman said. WILLY'S PUB EST. 1975

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FRI. |AN 26: K.TRU HAPPY HOUR 4-7 life llsi£&S3 W/ LIVE MUSIC BY TAYLOR JOHNSON/THRESHER ANTARTICA STARTS HERE 34 years running MjMJ WWW.MYSPACl.COM/ANTARCflCAS IARTSHERJ Running past Rice, Just one of numerous landmarks along the 26.2-mile course around Houston, marathon com- COME DAY OR NIGHT FOR HZZA. SUBS SNACKS, SODA. POOL, EOOSRALL. EIC. petitors participated In the annual Chevron Houston Marathon on Sunday. THE RICE THRESHER NEWS FRIDAY, JANUARY 19. 2007 — COACH WORD AROUND From page 1 was getting to be too much, and a few players had quit because of that." CAMPUS Rice led Conference-USA in team GPA but for the first time since such records have been kept, the Owls How is Rice reacting to failed to put a single player on the academic all-conference team, sug- gesting a decline in the players' Todd Graham's departure? academic performance.

Graham's departure Despite speculation in the media, Of course the guy is Graham said money was not his main an opportunist, but reason for leaving. "At the end of the day, we have a unfortunately that situation where I'm going back to a place I've been three years," he said. is how capitalism "They've made a terrific commitment to build a program that's going to works. It's sort of win championships." But when Graham informed his ugly, I agree. players of his departure the morn- In academia, too, ing of Jan. 12, players said Graham pointed to financial reasons. Cooper, people leave Rice or a Lovett College senior, said Graham told the team that Tulsa offered him — come to Rice every so much money he could not pass up the offer. year to accept Multiple players said Graham told better offers. the team, "It's hard for a rich man to go to heaven, but I'm sure going to try." The time between Graham's con- Hanoch Sheinman tract extension and his departure was extremely short—a situation that has Philosophy professor sparked skepticism among bloggers and those involved with Rice football. While preliminary talks for an exten- sion began before Rice's appearance It is in his interest to at the R+L Carrier negotiate for better Dec. 22, no finalized agreement came before the announcement of the exten- contracts — that is sion Jan. 9. Graham began confirmed talks with Tulsa less than 24 hours his right. But it is later. Sourcesconfirmed online reports TAYLOR JOHNSON/THRESHER probably better for that the buyout clause in Graham's Graham speaks to reporters in December during the R+L Carriers New Orleans extension was lower than the one in Bowl game against the University of Troy Trojans. The Owls closed the season his track record as a his initial contract. with six consecutive wins before losing 41-17 to Troy. 'Hie buyout clause — part of every coach to stay at one major coaching contract — is the replace Graham as head coach. "I felt like there was a commitment amount that must be paid by a coach's "I worked with [Rice] on an exit at Tulsa to build a championship foot- program for longer new employer if he leaves before his plan," Graham said. "I had one of our ball program, and it was a substantially contract runs out. Similarly, a coach strength coaches stay behind and larger commitment that 1 felt like was than a year. And it is must be paid a certain amount by the keep track of the players. A couple of there at Rice," he said. university if it decides to terminate the our coaches stayed behind — Coach Despite their dislike for Graham, not like he is going contract before the term is up. Randolph stayed behind, and he's many players said hemadeasignificant to a particularly better program. /Tulsa] is in In other words, the renegotiated interviewing for the job to try to keep contribution to Rice football. contract allowed Tulsa a lower buy- some continuity." "He's definitely done some i«)si- the same non-BCS conference. They have a out than if Graham's departure had Randolph is Graham's pre- tive things," Cooper said. "Hie whole occurred under his original contract. ferred candidate for the vacancy, stadium's been redone, he got the smaller recruiting base [than Rice] and less Graham said he spoke to Del Conte but Graham said Randolph will be student body involved, he helped us about a possible counter-offer after he offered a place on Graham's Tulsa to get a winning record, and he got money for facilities. On the whole, I don't feel received his offer from Tulsa. staff if he does not become Rice's alumni back. He built everybody's Graham did not say lie gave Rice a head coach. heads up with all the good stuff that betrayed, because he was only here for one chance to match Tulsa's offer, but he Under Applewhite, Rice set a football should be." season. But 1 don 't necessarily understand said the two sides came to a mutual school record for points scored in a Cooper said many players feel understanding that Rice would not bid season — 350 — and adjusted well betrayed, and whomever Rice [why Graham left]. against Tulsa's offer. to the spread offense in its first year selects as the new coach will have to running the scheme. overcome this. Ijooking to next season Several players said they were Players were not the only ones Paul Tucker The team also lost offensive coor- far less upset with Applewhite's unhappy with Graham's departure. Brown College sophomore dinator , who will departure because he never indicated Del Conte and Leebron both said join head football coach Nick Saban he planned to stay at Rice. Graham, they were disappointed, but both at the University of Alabama as the however, repeatedly pitched the idea were optimistic about the future of quarterbacks coach. Several of the of commitment to the team. Rice football. I think once I got past coaches from Graham's staff will leave "Some people were mad," Cooper "A guy diat we hired a year ago Off the* Kuff with the former head coach to Tulsa: said. "All the B.S. he was loading us came in here and proved that we can Knowledge I* tiood .n the Reality Ba*cd Coo the initial shock and strength and conditioning coach Yancy with about the tradition, building this win at Rice, and we should celebrate McKnight, special teams coordinator program up, stuff like that. [Graham that," Del Conte said. disbelief what I was Danny Phillips, safeties coach Jess said] "We're doing all this for a reason; Del Conte said that players, not Loepp, cor nerback coach Jason Jones, we're building a relationship of trust,' left with was a pro- coaches, are how football teams win TOOD GRAHAM GOCS BACK TO TULSA tight end coach Dean Jackson and as- and all this other [stuff] like that. You games, and the demonstrated suc- Holy sistant strength coach Bo Graham. can just [throw that out] now: all the cesses of the 2006 season have pro- found sense of disap- Four coaches have remained stuff we sacrificed, all the time, our vided a rich pool from which to select pointment. I thought at Rice to continue work with the grades, all the stuff we sacrificed to try a new head coach. players and try to keep a recruiting to get into this commitment, the trust "My phone is burning off the hook and belief in what he was saying." On Thu'iday (hat fsnaiasante taw » aorupt tod wPe Todd Graham got it class in place. The highest ranking with guys who were not applying for Sevetat NCAA ofkciai; thai Graham wtfi phvp *tu coach remaining is defensive coordi- Graham said goals and dedicat ion, this job a year ago that want to be at Qranam 42 «as namftrt coc*!r«noa USA Coach of ihe va, about Rice. nator and associate head coach Paul not finances, were the reasons for Rice because [Graham] proved (the serving as defermv* '.ordinate* jnopt Kragttorpa, Randolph. Randolph is a candidate to his departure. team] can win," he said. I'm -LS.n ; ' i.o.TPm.v* He made me believe that. But he was just EVENTS LEADING UP TO GRAHAM'S RESIGNATION a better actor than I was a cynic. I'm disap- pointed in him for being just another guy January 9: Todd Graham extends July 31 : signs on as his contract with Rice. chasing a buck, and I'm disappointed in my- head coach at the University of Tulsa. January 9: Kragthorpe replaces self for not seeing it. 2006 2007 Petrino at Louisville. -AA/V Charles Kuffner \ June: negotiates January 12: MOB member since 1988 Graham breaks long-term contract extension January 7: Petrino leaves Louisville Blogger at nffthekuff.com contract to return with the University of Louisville. to serve as head coach for the to coach Tulsa. . THE RICE THRESHER NEWS FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 2007 CRUP From page 1 have a broad-based education, the behind in global communication. distribution system is seriously "One area where we suffer in broken — people voiced that opin- comparison to our peers is our Web ion today," he said. presence," he said. "It is as if we Additionally, Davidson said are still sitting around wondering both students and faculty have if this Web thing is going to take pointed repeatedly to Rice's defi- off — it is embarrassing. But we ciency in writing and communica- are just now getting around to tion instruction. In response, the realizing that we could be doing CRUP arranged an additional meet- more. We could make your life ing with a group of faculty from easier by giving you access to different departments, headed by information easily." English Professor Mark Dudey, Hanszen senior Kelsey Flynt said specifically to discuss shortcom- some students will not need more ings in writing instruction. help finding such opportunities. Although the CRUP has finished "It is all well and good to talk its meetings at residential colleges, about things we would like to see," Davidson said students can still post she said. "But if you are motivated their ideas on the Rice Web site, enough, you will find it." cohesion, rice, edu/administration/crup. Forman also highlighted Rice's study abroad programs as an area of potential growth. 'There does seem "We have got the easy part out of the way," Forman said, referring the to be a feeling increased number of students who opt to go abroad. About 40 percent of that, to the extent Rice students go abroad at one point in their university careers. we want people Forman said he wants to encour- age the study abroad programs to to have a broad- interact with more universities and based education, the countries and to make it easier for science and engineering students distribution system is to transfer credits they earn at a foreign university. seriously broken.' Forman also said he would like — Chandler Davidson to create more bonds between the Career Services Center and Office Sociology professor of Alumni Affairs and between the Registrar's Office and Academic Advising to have more effective At the last of the residential resources available to students. college conversations, about nine Forman said the completion of students from Hanszen College the Collaborative Research Center, met with Dean of Undergraduates scheduled for early 2009, will help Robin Forman and Adviser to the increase Rice's ties to the Dean of Undergraduates Matt Medical Center. He also said the Taylor. In his introduction to the growing roles of non-medical spe- conversation, Forman steered the cialists in medical research will pres- conversation toward academics by ent more opportunities for students giving an example of a curricular to get involved in the TMC. change that could result from the "We are at a better time because CRUP's findings. there is mutual interest in working The conversation began with a together," Forman said. "There are discussion about the ability of Rice now opportunities to get involved students to apply their lessons to in medical research no matter what real-world situations. Forman said field you are in." students need more such real- Students also discussed leader- MICHAEL ROG/THRESHER world skills and the ability to work ship courses, minor proposals, health with different kinds of people. care availability for students, alumni Hands-on study break Forman also pointed out the relations and pre-law advising. Taking a break from studio, architecture students take apart and rebuild this treehouse annually, whether to growing presence of interdisci- All topics are valid and are being relive childhood memories or to fulfill a dream. plinary initiatives at Rice. He said investigated, Forman said. team-taught courses are hard to organize because faculty generally have to work more collaboratively to make these courses successful, but he agreed the push for research with different kinds of people helps broaden students' experiences. "Here at Rice, you learn theory after theory, equation after equa- tion, but you kind of lose the real world," Forman said. "Faculty are sensing lack of opportunity to work with people with different backgrounds. Students work with people with the same thoughts and same interests." Students at the conversation said the university needs to present . .J < ... "• more opportunities for community involvement. Hanszen senior Becky Thilo said she is excited about new campus organizations dedicated to community service. "I am really excited to see where the Center for Civic Engagement goes," she said. "I think there is a lot of potential there." Forman agreed that students do not have enough opportunities for activities such as volunteering, and he said one of his goals is to integrate more community involvement into the Rice student life. "We are trying to create win-win situations," he said. "They help the community but make your experi- Do you know how to make gradients with ence more engaging." Other students suggested creat- ing categories for classes with more InDesign or Photoshop? community engagement than a single field trip. Forman said that the CCE lias a list of classes lliey recom- Come work for us. [email protected]. mend for students looking for such opportunities. I le also said Rice lags THE RICE THRESHER ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 2007 weekly Fairy tales trump fascism in Labyrinth SCENE by Tasha Chemplavil THRESHER EDITORIAL STAFF Thresher editors' Pan's Labyrinth accomplishes recommendations for the seemingly paradoxical feat of making a fantastical world darkly / arts and entertainment realistic. The story of a young girl around Houston through escaping into a twisted fairytale January 25, 2007 land from 1944 fascist Spain is thor- oughly engrossing, despite the fre- quent injection of grisly images. FILM 'pan's labyrinth' Iranian Film •••• 1/2 of five now playing at Festival ngelika, Edwards v> k and Greenway theaters The MFAH's 14th Annual • J' Iranian Film Festival kicks The Spanish language film opens with the story of Moanna, i $ . off tonight with Cease Fire •1 i; A Princess of the Netherworld, who and ends Jan. 28. Oscar- longed to gain entrance to the mor- i! i nominated actress Shohreh tal realm. When Moanna is finally able to flee her father's kingdom, Agdashloo will make a special she is blinded by the sun, obliterat- appearance Thursday to ing her memory. introduce The Willow Tree. The bright flash of light that blinds Moanna offers a nice transi- Both films start at 7 p.m. tion to the story of Ofelia (Fragiles's Tickets cost $6 for students. Ivana Baquero), the movie's central character. Ofelia is obsessed with Film schedules, descriptions, fairy tales and fanciful creatures. COURTESY WARNER BROS PICTURES and more ticket information Her widowed mother remarried Pan (Hellboy's Doug Jones) promises Ofelia [Fragiles's Ivana Baquero) entrance into his mythical kingdom in Labyrinth. can be found at www.mfah. a Spanish military captain, forc- ing Ofelia to live with the ruthless world a cold one. The gritty texture org. Captain Vidal (Peindre ou Faire of the film's negatives makes the I Amours Sergi Lopez) and accept story seem more authentic, and him as her new father, but she the camera's unflinching viewpoint Museum of Fine Arts, Houston takes refuge in her imagination. enhances the film's honesty. Pan's MFAH faces the music 1001 Bissonnet St. The dark fantasy world Ofelia Labyrinth is not afraid to show ex- creates complements her fascist treme violence. Even when faced by Matthew McKee Unconcerned about the pres- Spanish reality. Dismal events in with unbearably grotesque images, THRESHER EDITORIAL STAFF ence of delicate exhibitions in the her own life are reimagined to give the camera's eye does not look Allowing for an unorthodox presence of drunken dancers, ROCK Ofelia a sense of control over the away. breed of art to enter its hallowed Solis said, "We've been lucky that uncontrollable. Rather than take 'Hie events — including the halls of culture, the Museum people have been very careful Incubus an extreme departure from her gruesome ones — that take place in of Fine Arts, Houston will and responsible." reality, Ofelia incorporates her real Ofelia's reality are plausible in the open its doors Saturday night to Flosstradamus was invited The California-based band world into her fantasy. historical setting. The merciless a crowd of young hipsters and a to play for the party because, as Vidal is plagued by freedom fight- dance floor atmosphere. Solis noted, their music reso- is performing at the Verizon ers trying to implement changes Straight from the Chicago club nates with the mission of Wireless theater tonight. Even when faced to the fascist system. Their goal is scene, featured duo Flosstrada- these events to invent mul- to make life as difficult as possible mus will give the party a colorful timedia museum experi- Doors open at 7 p.m. Tickets with unbearably for the heartless Vidal, and the selection of music to complement ences. The Myspace-loving cost $40 at GROTESQUE audience cheers them on in their the museum's exhibit Helio Oiti- duo works with new tech- www .livenation.com. endeavor. Vidal, as the personifica- cica: The Body of Color. nology to create its hip-hop- images, the tion of evil, makes his fascist Spain Also spinning tracks will esque style while appealing to the ultimate Hell. be Vic Vegas and Mr. Bristle, young crowds. Verizon Wireless Theater camera's eye In fact, many parallels exist Ceeplus and the House of Bad between the dark, ominous atmo- Knives, YPPAH, and emcees 520 Texas Ave. does not sphere of Pan's Netherworld and Craig "BBC" Long and E.P. ' Your experience Dante's mythological Hell. Ofelia's Sarah. The event is part of the look away. descent down the spiral staircase Starbucks Mixed Media Music changes every time THEATER to a kingdom far below the earth Series at the MFAH. She discovers a spiral staircase reeks of Hellish imagery. With his Last year. (irand Master Mash you come into the within the labyrinth outside Vidal's demand for unquestioning obe- had thousands of Houstonians Roald Dahl's home. Spurred by curiosity, she dience, Vidal as a contemporary dancing to his fresh beats in museum. This is Willy Wonka descends the stairway and meets Satan becomes a foil to Pan, who the same building. Over 25,000 Pan (Hellboy s Doug Jones), a sa- rules the Netherworld of Ofelia's people have attended these about providing an Oompa loompa doompity do. tyr and messenger of the Nether- imagination. Vidal's sinful pride parties since their inception, experience.' world. The sinister-looking Pan and the circular tiers of Pan's MFAH Promotions Manager I've got another musical for tells Ofelia that she is the reincar- Netherworld are reminiscent of Claudia Solis said. — Claudia Solis you. Based on the popular nation of Princess Moanna and of- Dante's Inferno. "It will always be different and MFAH Promotions Manager fers to help her gain admittance to The creation of a supremely authentic," Solis said. "[MFAH children's book and movie, the hellish realm. Hellish world could not have been is] throwing a party we'd all want Willy Wonka opens tonight To enter to the Netherworld, accomplished without the acting to go to." Brown College junior Alice at Wortham Center's Cullen Ofelia must complete three tasks skills of Lopez and Jones. Lopez's The museum's Web site Chai attended February's party. in the mortal world before the full Vidal manages to invoke absolute states: "llie Body of Color The Beats of Basquiat. Chai said Theater. The show starts at moon. The tasks are revealed as hatred from his viewers by refus- traces the conceptual and the party was a great experience 7 p.m. Tickets start the movie progresses, and each ing to display a single redeeming technical processes that led to and lauds the museum for put- at $31.25 at one takes Ofelia further from Vi- quality. And Jones as Pan is enig- Oiticica's emancipation of color ting on such events: The rooms dal's good graces. matic enough to keep the audience into space." were filled with people who di- www.spahouston.org. Not that Vidal has good graces. guessing about his intentions until Will most partygoers pay at- vided their attention between Throughout the film, the audi- the very end. tention to such a goal? Probably both aspects of the event. ence is shown Vidal's utter lack As both director and screenwrit- not, but the event's intention is "Everyone who went was Wortham Cullen Theater of humanity. He uses the heel of er, Guillermo del Toro (Hellboy) not to drag patrons through an into both art and music," she 501 Texas Ave. a glass bottle as a face-bashing expertly weaves together Ofelia's art history lesson. said. She said it is important for tool when a rabbit-hunting father imagination and her reality. The "Your experiences change the museum to hold these events and son make the innocent mis- seamlessness of their juxtaposition every time you come into the because, like Solis, she feels take of trespassing on his land. He makes it hard to determine where museum," Solis said. 'Tliis is the events draw people who tortures a prisoner to the point of one world ends and the other be- about providing an experience." might never have been in a assisted suicide, and he shows no gins. Del Toro executes the ending Solis has noted the markedly museum before. concern for the well-being of Ofelia with such expertise that viewers younger age of the fun-loving "The museum is trying to or her pregnant mother. leave satisfied that all their ques- attendees. However, she thinks develop the museum scene into The only things Vidal cares about tions have been answered, and his the crowds are also different a more integrated scene," Chai are producing an heir incorporation of images and events from the normal clubbers. said. "They're trying to break to carry on his from earlier in the story assures "It's not your normal Hous- down stuffy stereotypes." family name and the viewers that they invested their ton crowd," she said. "I think it Those stuffy stereotypes are meticulously main- leisure time well. says these people are looking for why Starbucks and the MFAH taining his pocket Del Toro's orchestration of the something different." have collaborated. watch. Both become story's structure makes Pan's Lab- The music and exhibit The organizations want to tar- integral to the film's yrinth thoroughly engrossing and will work together, allowing get non-traditional museum-go- compelling finale. rewarding for the viewer. Superla- dancers to experience the ers with the Mixed Media series, The look and feel tive acting, never-a-dull-moment sounds of colors and providing and they plan to continue the of the movie add to pacing and a gratifying ending a multi-sensory party that com- events. Marketers and event di- itschillingambience. show that America is not the only bines popular music and contem- rectors from both organizations Blue tones and dark market that can produce stellar porary works of art. See MFAH, page 10 colors make Ofelia's film fare. THE RICE THRESHER ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 2007 Provocative art portrays women with potential by Kitty Landholt to become an extension of the female tures and patterns appeal to THRESHER STAFF body and representthe inherent power young American audiences, Acclaimed young Polish painter of being a woman. The seductive con- despite the controversy she Agnieszka Sandomierz confronts the fidence with which these women hold has sparked in her native their guns immediately gives them the Poland. Her work certainly 1$ viewerwith abold, provocative portray- al of the feminine in her one-woman, upper hand in their relationship with pushes the envelope, but 12-work show The Limits of Intimacy. the viewer. it does so in the interest of Sandomierz, described by critics as a Sandomierz uses color, pattern and continuing the contemporary Third Wave feminist, saysherpaintings texture in her paintings to establish dialogue on women's rights "reflect her surroundings" and often the personality of each piece. Her and feminism. Her work is uses herself as subject and model. Her women sometimes float against color- not as much a statement depiction of the female body in a wide ful, patterned backgrounds, sitting on about women as it is a docu- variety of contemporary contexts begs invisiblechairs. For instance,/f'sftetfer mentation of their potential the question,What is it to be a woman to be Beautiful and Rich's women look in modern life. in today's society?" as though they were ripped from the The most remarkable as- pages of Vogue and stripped of almost pect of Sandomierz's exhibi- 'the limits of intimacy all of their clothing to comment on tion is the wide range of her by Agnieszka Sandomierz women's fashion consciousness. work. From the glamorous Sandomierz's color sensibility proves to the powerful to the inno- • ••• of five especially well-developed in this cently playful, Sandomierz Anya Tish Gallery piece; the brightly colored fashion sets out to reveal the many 4411 Montrose Blvd. accessories, chair and kitschy back- faces of womanhood. For through Feb. 10 ground heighten the sense of being example, Scooter stands on a fashion photography shoot in the out due to its seeming in- Nearly all of the subjects of Sando- 1960s. Indeed, her use of striking colors nocence. A young woman i mierz's paintings stare directly at the proves effective in establishing mood in a motorcycle helmet viewer. Each stare is unique, reflecting and hearkens to the intense colors of and a blue-and-white floral the attitude or personality of its owner the Pop Art movement. minidress stands at the and addressing the viewer differently Sandomierz has described her forefront, directly facing at every turn. The viewer is in turn work as psychological exhibitionism, the viewer. threatened, invited, seduced, interro- making all of her paintings autobio- Her scooter stands in COURTESY ANYA TISH GALLERY gated, ignored or intimidated. These graphical in one way or another. This the background, a stark Sandomierz's Self-portrait with a Poker exemplifies her woman-centric exhibit. women have been empowered by intimacy with her subject matter per- white against a variegated their womanhood and have no qualms meates the relationship between the background painted haphazardly yet 'ITiere is more to this girl than the to break down the limits of intimacy about directly addressing the viewer. artist, the paintings and the viewer. precisely in bright, fresh colors. The innocence and youthfulnessat the sur- much more effectively than would Furthermore, in pieces such as I am Sandomierz makes a powerful, bold young woman's eyes evoke the power face. It is this deeper je ne saisquoi that viewing it in a larger museum. a Star I and United Colors of Benetton. statement about womanhood while of this piece. She gazes ahead unas- intrigues the viewer and adds to the Sandomierz's ability to portray Sandomierz establishes a symbolic keeping her aesthetic style familiar sumingly, dark eyes glinting behind power of Sandomierz's work. Further- emotional depth on a two-dimensional relationship between firearms and enough to keep the viewer comfort- a shiny visor, pale pink lips curled more, viewing the show in the intimate canvas speaks to her artistry. She will womanhood. Handguns almost seem able. Her choices of colors, media, tex- playfully in a Mona Lisa smile. AnyaTish Gallery allows for the artist attract art lovers for years to come. Knowles puts viewers Children paints bleak picture of future by Matthew McKee THRESHER EDITORIAL STAFF As in many other end-of-times to sleep in Dreamgirls narratives, humanity has fallen into disarray in Children of Men. by Alessandra Carreon link Panthers Beyonce Knowles) Opening shots show a dystopian FOR THE THRESHER and impressionable Lorrell England where bombs explode and The new musical film Robinson (Surviving Christmas's fear reigns. News reports, watched Dreamgirls dazzles the senses. Anika Noni Rose) round out the trio. by an ever-anxious audience, announce Unfortunately, thisisitsonly redeem- Backing Jimmy's pair of gyrat- day 1,000 of the siege of Seattle, ing value. Overlooking the blatant ing hips and at times excessively a sign of the troubles of other lack of character development ;uid eccentric dose of "soul," the former superpowers. character acting is easy when your girls' drawing power is sufficient ears are overwhelmed by a constant to steal the spotlight from the 'children of men' flow of musical flashiness and your other performers. • • • • of five eyes are entranced by stunning glitz The Dreams, created to appeal now playing at AMC tuid glam. to the white masses wh< > can hardly and Edwards theaters handle Early's soulful gimmicks, 'dreamgirls' become a stand-ale me phenc)mem >n. However, as in few other end-of- The ladies experience a musical suc- times narratives. Children of Men shows • • • of five COURTESY JNIVERSA cess that gets thwarted by the divi- a relatively small part of a broader story. Theo (Sin City's Clive Owen) attempts to save humanity's last hope for Jgj. now playing at sion to make Jones the lead 1 )ream. It has a well-directed tale and solid survival in Children of Men. AMC, Angelika and The strategy to replace the overpow- characters, and although the ending Edwards theaters ering voice with the soothing lull is intentionally open-ended, the immer- fleeing for his life with a terrorist group Children of Men, overwhelmingly of an utterly beautiful frontwoman sive plot feels complete in itself. guarding the only pregnant woman in bleak colors help communicate the Dreamgirls remains true to is complicated by an evolving love The film is based on a novel by PI). the world. Kee (ShootingDogs's Claire- film's atmosphere, and an unsteady- the power-grubbing and self- triangle between White, Curtis and James, but only very loosely. In 2027, Hope Ashitey), has power-hungry camera mimics the eyesight of a real ish tale of the 1960s me-first re- Jones. 'Hie resulting tension ends humanity trudges through its 18th groups after her baby and spends half person. Some incredible shots take corded music industry but does when White is unceremoniously year of infertility. The last birth hap- the movie running away from them entire minutes to complete, such as one so while portraying only one- replaced by Michelle Morris (What pened in 2009, but this has not stopped all, with Theo's help. Michael Caine that tracks a car or that follows Theo dimensional Detroit divas instead of Are the Odds Sharon Leal). tern >rist attacks or government oppres- (Batman Begins) makes noteworthy through a building under attack from real people. sion. Instead, humans seem eager to appearances as a wise hippie who the military. The cinematography fol- The overtly biographi- Dreamgirls hasten the death of their species. And fleshes out background plot and aids lows the action in real time, eschewing cal Dreamgirls screenplay is a in Britain, the mass deportation of im- the protagonists. unrealistic editing in favor of documen- quasi-knockoff depiction of the saga satisfies the migrants has provoked rebellion. Children of Men isabig-studio movie tary-style storytelling. of Diana Ross and the Supremes. that takes good small-studio risks. The Contrary to mainstream American Such an obvious imitation hardly search for the plot gives ethics and outcomes no clear films, music only accompanies the makes for a worthwhile premise. The boundaries, as Theo and Kee do not film in key moments. Environmental The movie ;uid its antecedent 1981 FEEL-GOOD cinematography escape to a good group or bad group; sounds comprise a large part of the Broadway musical production are they merely escape. atmosphere. Further, the inclusion analogous to the true life events of but fails to follows the action Director and screenwriter Alfonso of lesser-known actors reduces the the Ross-Ballard a>nl lict li< )th sh( >ws Cuaron and cinematographer Em- star power found in other big-budget sing the story of the Dreamettes, a fulfill the needs in REAL TIME, manuel Lubezki, who worked together movies and makes the plot more trio of singers who are discovered of the think- on Y Tu Mama Tambien, make the believable. These adroit choices at an amateur talent contest. They eschewing film shine with their choices: Cuaron immerse the viewer into the film's are offered their official big break: much viewer. has come a long way since his work compelling story. singing backup for performer unrealistic with the third Harry Potter film. In See MEN, pape 10 Jimmy "Thunder" Early, endear- Everyone, except Foxx, deliv- ingly played by Golden Globe ers an especially engaging musical editing in favor nominee Eddie Murphy ('Die Nutty I x*rf( Mrnanct '.making the absence < >f Houston Summer Jobs! Professor). Curtis Taylor, Jr. (Hay's any memorable lyrics or songs in a of documentary- Jamie Foxx), is a dopix'lganger for supposed musical more forgivable. MILLER - AQUATICS Motown founder Berry Gordy, Jr. Foxx's minimal on-screen impact is style storytelling. Now Hiring- who exploits the naive endeavors of refreshing, though his character's • Lifeguards the singing sensation. role fuels virtually all of the film's The story could detail more of • Pool Managers , Led by the prized set of pi|x's of drama Jennifer Hudson as White, this — what caused humanity's infer- • Lifeguard Jns!rii« 1or> Kxcellent Pay! 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10 THE RICE THRESHER ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 2007 Despite realism, Alpha Dog belongs in the dog house by Chethana Biliyar in the wrong place at the wrong FOR THE THRESHER time and becomes the target of Although Alpha Dog seems to Johnny's wrath. Johnny's goons avoid the emotional drama one decide that kidnapping Zack would would expect from a tale based on be a great adventure. a real-life kidnapping and murder Over the next few days, each of mystery, its much-criticized focus Johnny's allies gradually become on flashiness and superficiality attached to Zack's wannabe thug comes surprisingly close to expos- character. Meanwhile, Johnny's ing viewers to reality. cohort Frankie (Edison's Justin Timberlake), introduces Zack 'alpha dog' to a new life of sex, drugs and rap music. ••1/2 of five As time goes on, the number now playing at of witnesses to Zack's abduction AMC and rapidly increases, and Johnny Edwards theaters realizes the consequences of the kidnapping. A tale that has The film opens with a cute primarily focused on the loss and flashback scene focused on what gain of material pie asure sud- one presumes to be the main denly takes a more somber turn, characters, running through the as the final clash between neighborhood streets of their innocence and depravity reveals a childhood — so happy, so care- shocking end. free, so innocent. The film's casting is impressive 20 years later, the story takes on a whole. Scenes are admirably off. Although of a circle executed, and each line — the sar- COURTESY UNIVERSAL PICTURES of generally rich, drug-dependant castic, the ridiculous, even the oc- Frankie (Edison's Justin Timberlake)'s gets more trouble than he bargained for when a kidnaapping prank goes awry. Southern Californian twenty-some- casionally emotional — is well de- things, the charismatic Johnny livered. Timberlake is a stand-out, and/or sex objects. The charac- tricky to depict the man on whom Perhaps the plot is predictable {Lords of Dogtown's Emile Hirsch) skillfully portraying a surprising ters' lack of depth prevents the film Johnny's character is based in an precisely because it is realistic. is not happy. His former ally Jake array of feelings. from being as realistic as it could innocent light. However, its predictability pre- (Hostage's Ben Foster) has failed Despite the actors' skillful ex- be — an amazing feat considering The legal controversy is not vents the movie from being seen to pay a debt on a recent deal. ecution, the lack of development it is based on a true story. the only problem with Alpha Dog. as a revolutionary work of art. Jake's drug addiction and general- and depth in many of the charac- Alpha Dog and the real-life Director Nick Cassavetes forces Alpha Dog is an entertaining ly irresponsible behavior have in- ters is disappointing. The com- crime that inspired it are sur- the plot in a predictable direction film. The script and cast of char- terfered with both of his jobs — on plete motivations of Elvis (A Guy rounded by a great deal of con- throughout the film. It becomes acters are surprisingly good and the streets and in the cubicles. Things Shawn Hatosy), Johnny's troversy. Johnny's character is the tale of spoiled, rich youngsters the action is well-executed. Unfor- After Johnny and Jake have a ultimate lackey, go largely unex- openly based on Jesse James with too much time on their hands tunately, the predictable storyline series of relatively minor fights, plained. Zack's brother Jake, the Hollywood, who was recently and too little parental guidance. and even more predictable conclu- Johnny searches for the ultimate original cause for the Johnny's arrested for the kidnapping and They listen to rap music and there- sion prevent it from getting seri- retaliation. Jake's younger brother vendetta, is completely forgotten murder of a teenaged boy. Hie fore society does not expect them ous acclaim. But in a twisted way, Zack (House ofD's Anton Yelchin), over the course of the film. Female film is criticized for its potential to have a strong moral base. 'Die its relatively superficial stance on conveniently embroiled in angst- characters play superficial roles, to bias jurors against Hollywood. basic message of the film is illicit a serious issue is a more accurate ridden adolescence, finds himself primarily functioning as eye candy Under such circumstances, it is power corrupts. representation of reality.

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Help with the DREAM MFAH From page 9 From page 8 verberating range — sometimes with ous 17-foot distance from Hudson's Heat negative results. overpowering belting. have planned the parties. Fortunately, her pleasantly laud- With his charming performance, "We've been very lucky able debut as an actress surpasses Murphy displays more humanity I with Starbucks]," Solis Knowles'acting skills. Even after acting and genuine grief than other cast said. "They're very open and roles in Die Fighting Temptations and members, providing respite from creative |and| open to mak- Pink Panther, Knowles still only dis- the rest of the egocentric and power- ing sure we're tapping into plays emotional blandness. Hudson's hungry characters. the right audience.... I think singing almost identically parallels Ultimately, the film leaves viewers if we did this on our own, Ballard's, who at times was asked to with a triumphant sensation of having people might |be wary]." stand 17 feet away from the micro- conquered corruption and hardship Starbucks has also joined phone during recordings due to the in a world of rich song ;uid dance. with other groups, such as strength < >f her voice. Thanks to D<>lby Dreamgirls satisfies the search for the Pittsburgh Parks and Recre- Digital surround sound, audience feel-good but fiiils to fulfill the needs of ation, to give cultural events members are not afforded the luxuri- the think-much viewer. a modern flavor. Other institutions such as the Guggenheim have put on urban-culture events similar MEN to the Mixed Media series From page 9 to bring young faces into the museum. This non-tradition- Many can appreciate the skillful use Joseph tale, but this detracts from the al introduction will hopefully of common plot tropes, but Children of glory of the storytelling that Cuaron keep the crowds coming Men falters wh(-n it tries to do m< >re • than does so well. back, Solis said. tell its well-crafted tale. Its attempted Despite the elements that tamper She also said partygoers entries into debates of immigration, with immersion into the film, Children should come early to avoid technology and greed feel out of place of Men lias the coveted release date whatever the weather. whenever. the infamously long lines of andunnt 'cessary.The suspenseful mo- of a good () scar-season film, so expect the last event. ment that takes place before the viewer to see it on nomination lists. Avoid The event happens Satur- knows if Kee's baby lives feels much any talk of its political conscience, day from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. at more rewarding than the premature and enjoy its dystopia that is the MFAH. social commentary. Some might try to presented with a skill too many films Thresher Sports Page 11 THE RICE THRESHER 1Friday , January 19, 2007

THRESHER SPORTS/commentary Graham's coaching future marred by breach of trust One of my earliest conversations with Todd Graham was about T-shirts. 1 was talking to him both as the football writer for the Thresher and as a supporter eager to get students excited about Rice football. He told me that he would personally buy a T-shirt for I any student willing to commit to attending all the Rice football home games. Looking back, this example of Graham's approach to material things and commitment provides a microcosm for all things Todd Graham in his short stay at Rice. I had more contact with Graham than most Rice students, likely surpassed only by his players and possibly some of the team man- agers. Because I cover the football team for the Thresher, 1 interviewed Graham on many 8 occasions. Also, I served as one of the leaders of the "War Owls" student section and spoke with Graham on many occasions about how to get and keep the student body involved. All of my interactions with Graham were Nathan Bledsoe filled with coachspeak and sports cliches, but two things stood out in my mind from day one. First, Graham loved to talk about things. Whether it was a new scoreboard, high-tech gadgets for his entire coaching staff, or giveaways for students at home football games, MARSHALL ROBINSON THRESHER he loved to talk about all things material. Second, the man loved to talk Freshman forward Charles Belton wrestles for position under the basket with a Houston player. He helped the Owls en route about commitment. to 34 team rebounds in Wednesday's come-from-behind victory over the Cougars. Rice next faces the University of Central Tulsa, Graham's new employer, isn't a BCS program, and is at best Florida at 6:30 p.m. tomorrow in Orlando. a lateral move for Graham's coaching career. By all indications, this move was purely financial — his contract with Tulsa is for a reported 24 in the second half, we just knew by Chris Pasich settled himself down we got going to $1.1 million a year. Although sources are fairly shaky, Graham's contract the free throw line [and we started) we just had to play hard." I HK! Mll.ksl.M I at Rice was most likely in the ballpark of $600,000 a year. While either making huge free throws." The Owls finished the game off sum is good money, to a man with six kids, nearly doubling your salary Late Wednesday night. Rice The Owls also began pressing strong, continuing to press and hit- is a highly attractive bargain. Business-wise, Graham made a decision students stormed the floor at Autry the Cougars full-court, preventing ting any open shots they saw. The that pretty much anyone in his situation would make. Court as the men's basketball team Houston from setting up their ef- final minutes of the game came with Besides a high salary, one determines elite success in the world of completed a stunning comeback fective offense. Practically every a flourish — center Greg Killings college football by a single factor — recruiting. While X's and O's are win over the University of Houston member of the Owls was diving dunked over a defender, freshman important to success, to win consistently a coach must bring in a high 76-71. Rice (9-7,3-0 Conference USA) for loose balls and raising havoc guard Chris Hagan hit a layup to level of talent with each class. Recruiting is anything but a science. It overcame a 24-point deficit with less on defense. Senior guard Lorenzo give Rice the lead, and Williams See GRAHAM, page 14 than fifteen minutes left in thegame, Williams dove for a ball right under hit a three-pointer to help seal the led byseniorguard Morris Almond's a Houston player's feet, sophomore game for the Owls. Combined with 19 second-half points, 13 of which Rodney Foster went into the first row Almond's stellar second-half perfor- came at the free throw line. of the stands for a ball, and the big mance, Rice pulled out the victory. "It wasn't about X's and O's," men hustled for any poor passes. Packevicius, Killings and .Almond Superdome and coaches head coach Willis Wilson (Will Eventually, with a combination of all scored in double figures for the Rice '82) said. "It was about play- physical defense, offensive confi- Owls, with Almond leading the ing together [and ...] digging our dence, and Almond's free throw charge with 28 points and Killings link beleaguered bird teams heels in and competing a little bit. shooting, Rice took the lead with and Packevicius each notching 11. We were just able to chip away one 2:17 remaining. Almond also led the Owls with 11 Before the football season, Iwouldhave laughed ifsomeonetold me my possession at a time." "Whether we were up 20 or down rebounds, as Rice moved to 3-0 in Rice Owls would finish with a better record than my Atlanta Falcons. The Owls looked consistently 20, coach told us that we were not conference play and 9-7 overall. Coming off an 8-8 season, the Falcons' confused trying to guard UH's going to be out of the game," Wil- Prior to the comeback against retooled defense, with the addition of John offense in the first half. With a liams said. "So when we got down See BASKETBALL, page 14 Abraham and a couple of real safeties, was flurry of motion on the perimeter, supposed to finally give Michael Vick the Houston found numerous clean, boost he needed for a trip to the Super Bowl. open looks from the three-point 0WL00K - THE WEEK IN SPORTS The Owls, coming off an abysmal 1-11 season, line in the first half, and they made were forecast to improve under their new 8 of 18 beyond the arc. Friday, January 19 coach and pick up a few more wins. The Owls, meanwhile, had a host First came the unthinkable. The Falcons, of problems. Following the lead of • Swimming vs. Miami (Fl.) fueled by as many defensive injuries as Marcus Malone, who spent most of 5:00 p.m. — Rice Pool David Brown dropped passes and the now infamous Jim the game guarding Morris Almond, Mora radio comment, spiraled into a 7-9 a preseason All-American. Houston • Men's and Women's Track at the Leonard Hilton Memorial catastrophe. The Owls strung together an played physical defense, forcing con- 5:00 p.m. — University of Houston, Yeoman Field House unheard-of six-game win streak under visionary first-year coach Todd tested shots and turnovers through- Graham on their way to their first bowl game in 45 years. out the first half. By halftime, the • Men's Tennis at the Rice/Met Indoors Then, the unbearable. Falcons coach Jim Mora was suitably fired, Owls had managed only seven field All Day — The Met, Houston unleashing a rapid domino effect of coaching hires — and the last goals compared to eight turnovers Tournament runs through Sunday domino landed on the Owls, as Todd Graham punched Rice in the and faced an 18-point deficit. mouth on his way back to Tulsa. "They're just a scrappy team," Sunday, January 21 I have tracked the doomed fates of my bird teams to the Louisiana Almond said. "Quick hands, quick • Women's Basketball vs. UH Superdome. guards, and it was congested out 3:00 p.m. — Autry Court In our first two games, all was perfect for the Falcons. They shut there. Every time I got it on the down division rivals Carolina and Tampa Bay, and their combined wing and took two or three dribbles, Wednesday, January 24 558 rushing yards in those games were the talk of the league. Not to Malone was right there, and they mention, the defense allowed zero touchdowns. had help." • Men's Basketball vs. UTEP Then came New Orleans, when the Falcons headed to the Super- The first five minutes of the 7:05 p.m. — Autry Court dome for the Saints' first game there since Hurricane Katrina. second half looked like more of the There actually was a football game played that Monday night, but same, as the deficit crawled up to Thursday, January 25 you wouldn't know it from watching on TV. For that one game, Joe 24 points at the 15-minute mark. At • Women's Basketball vs. UTEP TheismanandTony Kornheiser let off each others throats, held hands, that point, the score was 55-31, and 7:05 p.m. — Autry Court and told one teary eyed vignette after another about the tragedy of the game looked to be out of reach Katrina. the city's rebuilding — or lack thereof — and portrayed the for the Owls. Saints as just that: triumphal leaders holding together the hope of However, Almond, senior center the downtrodden city. Greg Killings and junior forward FROM THE EDITOR'S DESK For the Falcons to win would be something far worse than un- Pauliuis Packevicius began attacking patriotic. When Steve Gleason blocked a Falcon punt in the second the paint persistently, posting up and The 28th-ranked men's tennis team opens its Spring semester minute, the team gift-wrapped the rest of the game and handed it to shooting over the smaller Cougar with the Rice/Met Collegiate Indoor tournament today through New Orleans. Mora was the least unhappy losing coach in a post-game defenders. Sunday. Matches start at 8:30 a.m. today and Saturday, and press conference I've ever seen. "We talked about what we needed semifinal play begins Sunday at 9 a.m. Participants include #2 From that point on, the Falcons never escaped the shadow of the to happen, what we needed to do tobe Saints in the NFC South. able to get back in the game, and that Baylor, #3 Ohio State, #20 Texas A&M and #23 Clemson. From the Little Woodrow's on West Alabama, my Falcon-lan/rock- was to go inside," Wilson said. "And Individual participants include 12 players in the ITA top-70. See BIRDS, page 14 when Morris got in there and finally 12 THE RICE THRESHER SPORTS FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 2007

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by Stephen Whitfield to prepare. Instead, Rice will focus they'll still be strong because they primarily on the outdoor season, have [Hanany]. As long as they THKKSHKK KMTORIAl. STAFF which begins Mar. 23 with the have someone like that, they'll be With a strong group of middle- Texas Southern University Relays tough to beat." distance runners and former shot and finishes with the C-USA Out- If the Owls are to beat UTEP put champion Luke Stadel return- door Championships May 10-12 at and UH, they will need strong ing from a redshirt year, the men's the Rice Track/Soccer Stadium. performances out of their jump- track and field team should be in Last year, the Owls finished ers and middle-distance runners. contention in a top-heavy Confer- a distant third at the conference Last year, Solares was the only ence USA. outdoor meet, behind perennial runner to challenge in either the The Owls will start off the 800 or the 1,500, events UTEP spring with the indoor season. dominated. This year, he should Today, the team competes in the THIS WEEKEND have help from freshman Simon Leonard Hilton Memorial, the Bucknell and sophomore Aaron first of three meets before the C- Season opener Robson. Bucknell, one of Rice's USA Indoor Championships Feb. top cross-country runners last fall, Men's and women's track 23. Like today's meet, the C-USA seems to have recovered from his meet will be held at the Yeoman and field at Leonard Hilton bout with pneumonia and his torn Field House on the University of Memorial Achilles' tendon. One of the top Houston campus. When: All day today distance runners in his native New For one of the few times all Zealand, Bucknell won the 1,500 at season, Rice will send almost the Where: Yeoman Fieldhouse last year's Wanganui Mayoral Mile. entire team over to UH for the Hil- on UH campus Robson was not much of a factor at ton Memorial, including its three the C-USA outdoor meet, though top All-American contenders — St- he was the Owls' top finisher at adel in the shot put, senior Pablo powers University ofTexas-El Paso the NCAA Cross Country Midwest Solares in the mile and junior Omar and the University of Houston. Regional meet in November. Wright in the high jump. However, Both teams should be at the top of Even with the added strength, head coach Jon Warren (Jones'88) the conference this year. UH has Solares is still Rice's top middle-dis- said not to expect any spectacular an advantage with its deep roster, tance runner. A national qualifier marks so early in the season. particularly in the sprinting events in the 1,500 last year, Solares will "This first meet is more like a with Corey LaCour, Kolee Latson start off the indoor season trying scrimmage," Warren said. "We've and Tremaine Smith. to break four minutes in the mile done a lot of training, but where Even without Chaundry Mar- run, something Warren said is a are we at right now and where do tina, the C-USA champion in the realistic possibility. we go? We're going to focus solely 100- and 200-meters last year, the "You never know what's going on head-to-head competition [for] Miners are still the class of the con- to happen," he said. "Breaking four most of indoor. We don't worry ference. Led by Mickael Hanany, minutes in the mile is something about marks. ... If we can make one of the top jumpers in the nation that does not happen very often. A a habit of trying to win, then that and winner of the High Point Award lot more people claim to have done will lead to great times and great at last year's conference meet, and it than have actually done it. I think marks later on." a talented trio of freshman sprint- that would be our goal this year, to

The Owls will not put too much ers, Warren said UTEP will be the do a sub-four-minute mile." THRESHER RLE PHOTO stock in indoor competition — with toughest challenge. In the jumps, Rice will be at a A qualifier for the NCAA Championships in the 1,500 meters last year, senior only a month in between the start "You never know what UTEP's disadvantage with senior Devon Pablo Solares headlines a solid group of middle-distance runners this season. of the season and the C-USA meet, going to have until they show up," Fanfair redshirting this year. How- The Owls will need significant contributions from the middle-distance runners there is not a lot the team can do Warren said. "I believe this year See TRACK, page 13 and sprinters If they are to compete for a championship in C-USA. Promising newcomers hope to ease rebuilding for women's team

By Dylan Farmer ner-up in both the 800 and 1600-meter run in with a vault of 13 feet, 6.25 inches. both the 100- and 200-meters. The University the Texas SPC Championships, but both of Daniels, who set the Rice record in the of Southern Mississippi finished fourth in last THRESHER EDITORIAL STAFF those finishes were behind Brittany Williams, 5,000-run last season, joins a number of year's outdoor championships, and although A year after taking second place in the who also joins the Rice squad. Katie Dollinger distance standouts. Wells took first in both the Golden Eagles graduated Raquel Wash- Conference USA Indoor Championships and was the 2A shotput champion in Florida, and the mile and the 3000-meter run in last year's ington — last year's top point scorer — they third in the C-USA Outdoor Championships, Shakera Reece finished second in last year's indoor championship, and senior Kate (lorry have a promising class of freshmen. the 2007 women's track and field team has a few Barbados junior championships. took an at-large bid in the 10,000-meter run Bevan said although Conference USA big spots to fill. Krystal Robinson (Baker '06), Junior Callie Wells said the freshmen should to the 2006 NCAA national championships, includes a number of talented programs, Sarah Yoder (Baker'06) and Flo Nwagwu (Sid keep the team competitive in several areas. where she finished 18th, four spots behind the Owls' main competition comes from the '06) all graduated, leaving behind a talented but "I think we're pretty balanced as far as the Daniels. Junior Lennie Waite, who won the Cougars. small returning class and what might seem to new girls coming up," she said. "We have more 1,500-meter run in last year's Texas Relays Thisyear's schedule remains predominately be irreplaceable gaps in the roster. jumpers, more middle distance, some good and had the team's fasted time in the 800, also in and around Texas, with meets in Seattle and However, head coach Jim Bevan said this 400-meter girls and a new thrower. It's really returns to the squad. Walwyn was seventh in New Mexico highlighting Rice's out of state year's newcomers have more than enough exciting because we have a lot more depth the 100-meters and sixth in the 200-meters competitions. The season starts today with the talent to ease if not eliminate any pains of the now. These freshmen coming in will add a lot in last year's C-USA outdoors. She and a pair indoor Ix'onard Hilton Memorial meet, held at rebuilding process. of strength." of juniors — Lacee Carmon and Chandra UH's Yeoman Meld House, which will feature "We have a great freshman class and we're Along with the newcomers, those return- Ewing — head up the Rice sprinters. 15 teams from the Texas area. looking forward to their ability to mature ing to the Owl lineup have more than enough Senior Funmi Jimoh, the current Rice re- Bevan said the meet should provide the quickly to help us," Bevan said. "Most of experience and accolades to have Rice thinking cord-holder in the pentathlon and the 60-meter Owls with a basis for improvement. them have never run indoor track - it will be about a Conference USA title. The Owls have sprint, exhausted her indoor track eligibility "|It should help us] establish a base point something new, but this is a foundation for not won a championship in either indoor or last year, but she will rejoin the team for the to see where we are, and get us back into the future." outdoor competition since 2004. outdoor season in late February. competing again" he said. "We'd like to start This season's freshmen include a number of Leading the distinguished letterman are "We're a threat to score in almost every at our best level possible, but we just want runners who have the ability to make an imme- three of Rice's five Academic Ail-Americans event in which we have people, and that's to get started. There's going to be a lot of diate impact. Eunique Hamilton wastheTexas from 2006 — juniors Rachel Greff, Marissa not typical of a small private school," he said. improvement between our first meet and our 5A state champion in triple jump, and fellow Daniels and sprinter Desarie Walwyn. Greff "Funmi is a threat to score in about five dif- second meet." freshman Victoria Walker was state champion took first place in last year's C-USA outdoor ferent events herself in the conference meet Other notable competitions include the in the 800-meter run. Nicole Mericle was run- championship, tying the Rice school record and a threat to win three, maybe four of those C-USA Indoor Championships, scheduled for events." Feb. 23-24 at the University of Houston, and Rice will need that breadth of talent in order the Victor b>pez Bayou Classic Mar. 30-31, NOTABLE MEETS THIS YEAR to win against a competitive C-USA slate. The which features runners from high school, col- University of Houston returns several runners lege and amateur levels. After the four-team Rice Twilight meet April 26, the ()wls host the Some important meets for the indoor and outdoor seasons: from a 2006 squad that won both the indoor and outdoor conference titles. They include C-USA outdoor championships May 10-12, the Ebonie Floyd, who finished fifth the 200-meters culmination of a season Bevan hopes will end MEET DATE LOCATION in last year's NCAA Outdoor Track and Field in another title. C-USA Indoor Championships Feb. 23-24 Yeoman Fieldhouse, UH campus Championships. "First and foremost we would like to win Victor Lopez Bayou Classic Mar. 30-31 Rice Track/Soccer Stadium The University of Texas-El Paso also re- our conference," Bevan said. "Then [we turns a number of runners from its outdoor want to] get as many people as possible to Clyde Littlefield Texas Relays Apr. 4-7 Mike A. Myers Stadium, UT Campus runner-up squad — Fatimoh Muhammed and nationals and do as well as we can at the Rice Twilight Apr. 26 Rice Track/Soccer Stadium Jenny Holmroos took first and second in the national meet. We have a good group across C-USA Outdoor Championships May 1012 Rice Track/Soccer Stadium 800-meters in last year's outdoor champion- the board — we're just hoping to improve it' THE RICE THRESHER SPORTS FRIDAY, JANUARY 19,2007 13 Neaves grabs 1,000th board in win Swimming shuffles roster, For the first eight minutes of the but did not come any closer. Williams said his team's effort by Justin Hudson game against Marshall (10-7, 3-2), Rice looked a lot like the team that was against the Thundering Herd was THKKSHEK STAFF picked to win C-USAin the preseason disheartening, despite the win. "I cruises to win over NMSU Even with senior forward Lauren coaches' poll. The Owls raced to a 23-8 am concerned about our Marshall any events in the team's previous by Taylor Johnson Neaves back from a hip injury, the lead, sparked by hot shooting—they performance," Williams said. "We competition at Florida Atlantic- women's basketball team could not made seven of their first ten field-goal had a lead and not only let them back THKKSHEK EDITOKIAL STAFF University Jan. 3 after receiving a build any momentum in the early attempts — and Neaves' return. But but take a big lead [of their own). We Although the roster was jum- Cortisone shot before the meet. In stages of conference play. Rice (9-9, when Neaves left the game in foul just don't seem to be able to have that bled in the swim team's Jan. 11 the last few meets of the season, 2-3 Conference USA) fell 74-60 to East trouble, Marshall began to claw its killer instinct when we get a big lead meet against New Mexico State Massengale plans to supplant Carolina University on the road Sun- way back. TheThundering Herd tied to put teams away." University, the results certainly her usual distance regiment with day, three days after beating Marshall the game at 30 with 5:46 remaining Neaves dominated in the second were not. Rice took 9 of the meet's shorter events, such as the 200 University 83-79 at Autry Court. in the half after a 13-4 run and took half against Marshall, finishing 11 events and won its first home and 400-yard individual medley, The Owls will face two huge tests a 48-38 lead into halftime. with 16 points and 10 rebounds to dual-meet of the spring by a that will allow her legs to do more this week to start a five-game home- As Marshall's lead grew, so did the notch the 42nd double-double of convincing 123.5-79.5 margin of the work. stand, beginning Sunday at 3:00 p.m. Owls' frustration. Head coach Greg her career. She also became only despite having several swimmers Rice took a different approach against the University of Houston. Williams (Hanszen '70) was called for the third Owl, male or female, to compete in unfamiliar events. against New Mexico State, shuf- ESPN2 will televise the game as part a technical foul late in the first half grab 1,000 rebounds in a career. Ihe Owls face stiffer competi- fling the usual lineup to provide of the network's "Student Spirit Week." after arguing with the officials. Only Michael Harris (Wiess '05) tion at today's meet against the the team with some versatility The first 200 fans in attendance will "We had a couple of early fouls and and Brent Scott (Jones '04) have University of Miami at 5:00 p.m. at training. FYeshman Justine Lin receive a free Chipotle burrito, and the we got out of our rhythm," Neaves said. more. Neaves said the victory was the Rice Pool. Ihe team will have took a break from her usual 100- first 300 get a free T-shirt Posterboard "We had a really good transitional game more important than any individual to be nearly perfect if it wants to yard and 200-yard backstroke and markers will also be available to that took them out of their press, [but] achievement. upset the Atlantic Coast Confer- races to attempt the 200-yard make signs for the telecast. we had some fouls and put them on "As long as that 1,000th rebound ence power. butterfly. She finished sixth. Lin the line.... A | lot) of their points came kept [ Marshall] from getting an extra "Miami is known to be good," is currently ranked third in C-USA from that." two or three points, that's all that sophomore Natalie Kirchoff said. in the 200-yard backstroke. Her THIS WEEKEND The start of the second half proved matters," she said. "We beat them last year at Georgia fastest swim of 2:03.14 seconds no better for the Owls, as they fell Neaves' big game complemented Tech, and we plan to beat them was at the Indiana Invitational Women's basketball hosts behind by as many as 14 points. How- another great performance from this year. We still have to keep our in the fall. ever. with Neaves and junior center Berezhynska, who had 22 points and the University of Houston heads on straight though and not Sophomore Carlyann Miller Valeriya Berezhynska taking over 7 rebounds. Frazier, senior forward lose focus." and freshman Stephanie Eber- When: Sunday at 3:00 p.m. the paint, Rice went on an amazing Samantha Stovall and junior guard The competition against Miami hardt took first and second in Where: Autry Court 21-0 run midway through the half. Kadie Riverin also scored in double will be the last home meet of the the 200-meter individual med- Marshall's offense, which scored at figures for the Owls. TV: ESPN2 season and the second-to-last meet ley, recording C-USA top-20 will in the first half, could not budge The Owls' game against East before the Conference USAcham- times — 2:10.69 and 2:12.12, re- against the Owls' 3-2 zone defense. Carolina began the same way as the pionships, which are scheduled spectively. Miller went on to win TheThundering Herd turned the ball Marshall game. Rice again sprinted to for Feb. 14-17 at the University the 500-yard freestyle with a time After a dreadful non-conference over eight times down the stretch, a big lead, this time a 24-7 advantage of Houston. Rice travels to Baton of5:06.95, where Eberhardt again r stretch, the Cougars (. >-10, 2-3) are while attempting only live shots. with 9:40 left in the first half. Again, Rouge, La. to face Louisiana State finished behind her in fourth place in position to make a move in a wide The Owls forced 14 total Marshall the opponent gradually got back into University and UH Jan. 26-27. at a pace of 5:15.05. open C-USA field and should prove turnovers while committing only the game. By halftime, the Owls were While the Owls have done Sophomore Caitlin Warner had tough opponents. UH beat Rice 91- three themselves. only up 34-33, victims of a 26-10 run well this season — they hold her share of the spotlight, pulling 86 in overtime at Hofheinz Pavillion Williams said he was pleased wit h over the latter part of the first half. a 7-5 dual-meet record — they in 18 points with two first-place Jan. 2 thanks to a stellar 30-point the turnover differential. This time, things only got worse for still have room to improve in the finishes — a career best in the performance from guard Tye Jack- "We were much more active," he Rice. Neaves mustered just six points three weeks before the C-USA 200-yard freestyle at 1:56.08 and son. Jackson and the Cougars have said. "Our kids did a really good job and three rebounds in 23 minutes. Championships. Junior Brittany a half-second victory in the 200- beaten the Owls in their last three of communicating in the defense we The Owls lost despite a game-high Massengale is nursing a shoulder yard butterfly at 2:09.31. Fresh- regular-season meetings. were trying to play, and that was the 21 points by Krystal Frazier and a injury and has been taking her man Erin Mattson contributed Next, Rice will take on Southern result. We converted some of those career-high 10 points by freshman swimming regiment a little lighter 13 points for her first place finish Methodist University Thursday at 7:00 turnovers into points, [and] you need guard Tara Watts. They were the only the past few weeks. She swam in the 100 freestyle, foi""h in the p.m. In their last meeting, the Owls that when you're trying to come back two Owls in double-digits. only the 1000-yard freestyle at 1000 freestyle, and fift - he 200 squeaked by the Mustangs (11-6, 3-2) from 14 [points] down." "We just didn't grasp the chance to the NMSU meet, winning with a breaststroke. 55-51 in the 2006C-USA semifinal game Still, the Owls had trouble putting really help ourselves," Williams said. pace of 10 minutes, 13.63 seconds. The Owls took the top two times despite having then-junior guard Krys- the Thundering Herd away in the final "Thafsbeen the trademark ofthis team. Massengale did not compete in in the 200-yard medley relay. tal Frazier, the ()wls' leading scorer, out minutes. Marshall cut the lead to 79-75 We just can't seem to put any type of with a torn ACL with just over two minutes remaining consistent performance together."

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top eight earn All-America status '05), last year's C-USA champion in — but Warren hopes it will prove the event. While Adam probably will TRACK worthwhile. not repeat that success as a fresh- "[Stadel] had a great junior year, man, Warren said he is talented carmtcatian couraa: brom page 12 laarn tha aklila naadad but we felt that he was going to im- enough to provide some support in prevent ami reapond prove like he did [and] that that im- individual events this year. to aquatic amarganciaa. ever. Wright is probably the closest provement ... would not necessarily "He's not that big, but he's great of any Owl to an All-American spot merit Ail-American status," Warren at the shot put," he said. "Him doing and should prove a strong challenger said. "We think that at the rate he's a multi-event and coming back to to Hanany. After missing out on the going, he's going to be in the hunt help elsewhere will happen later on. honor by one spot — he placed for All-America this year. We took Ryan, as a freshman, could really ninth in the high jump at the NCAA that chance last year, and we hope only help us in the vault. It took him Outdoor Championships — Warren it's going to pay off this year." a few years of hard work to develop. said Wright should do well enough If the Owls are to come any- I think Phillip's going to come in at this time around. where close a conference title in a much higher level." "[Wright] had a real good sea- the outdoor season, they will need The biggest wild-card of all the son of training last year," Warren contributions from what should be freshmen is Card, who won the 400 said. "I don't see any reason why a strong freshman class in addition and the 800 at the Texas 5A state he shouldn't. He's got a good head to Bucknell. John Buck won the championships running for Memorial on his shoulders, he'sconfident and 1,600 at the Texas 5A state cham- High School here in Houston, (lard he's relaxed." pionships last year and anchored will more than likely move over to the Stadel, the Western Athletic Cinco Ranch High School's 4x800 400 hurdles for this year, a transition Conference champion in the shot put team at the Texas Relays. Jason that is by no means guaranteed. He two years ago and an NCAA Midwest Colwick is the 5A state champion could, however provide valuable Regional qualifier in the event, figures in the pole vault, and Scott Zivick points in an area the Owls didn't do to have a very successful season. He was a top-ten finisher in the 1,600 too well in last year. redshirted last season in order to at the same meet. "Ryan (lard is very interesting," improve his chances at an All-America Two newcomers to watch out Warren said. "I'm not sure of the berth this time around. The move is for, though, are Phillip Adam and limits on him. He has great 400- a huge gamble — no fewer than 14 Ryan (lard. A versatile athlete in meter potential. A lot of that stuff returning national qualifiers posted high school, Adam will train for the won't show up [ in ] the indoor track marks higher than Stadel's personal decathlon in outdoor this season. I season ], but given the length of the best of 58 feet, 2 inches, and only the He replaces Ryan Walsh (Brown season he could be exciting." I • 14 THE RICE THRESHER SPORTS FRIDAY, JANUARY 19. 2007

BY THE 3-6); ECU 7-28 (Captain 4-11, Jenkins 2-7). Attendance — 1404 Rebounds — Rice 42 (Almond 10, Britton 7, Pack iPgHALL 78 RICE 83 NUMBE evicius 6, Killings 6); ECU 42 (Fields 13, Blair 7 Jan. 11,2007 — Autry Court GRAHAM Jan. 11 —Jan Captain 5). From page 11 Assists — Rice 14 (Williams 5); ECU 11 (Jenkins 6). Marshall 48 31 — 79 Rice 38 45 — 83 collegiate coach ing.The trend, which Attendance — 4902 requires a variable mix of salesman- new Alabama coach Nick Saban Marshall (10-7, 3-2 C-USA) ship, likeability, facilities, geography, WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Barnette 7-9, 2-4 19, Ishola 6-11, 6-6 18, Samis 5-9, connections to high school coaches knows all about, is to view a contract 1-2 13, Withrow 4-12, 2-2 11. and trust. This trust is developed on as worth no more than the paper on Totals: 229-62, 14 18 79. RICE 60 EAST CAROLINA 74 a personal level between coaches and which it is printed, and to run to a new Jan. 14, 2007 — Greenville, N.C. Rice (9-8, 2-2 C-USA) recruits and their families, as well as employer as soon as the auctioneer Berezhynska 8-18, 6-6 22, Neaves 7-13, 2-3 16, between college coaches and their that is college football receives a Rice 34 26 — 60 Riverin 7-10, 1-1 15, Frazier 5-12, 3-4 14, Stovall high school counterparts. higher bid. Furthermore, moving ECU 33 41 — 74 3-7, 5-7 11.. MEN'S BASKETBALL Totals: 32 70,18-23 83. When a coach speaks of commit- to another Conference-USA team versus a BCS conference team gives Rice (9-9, 2-3 C-USA) Three-point goals — Marshall 7-15 (Barnette 3-5, ment—commitmenttoaprogram.to RICE 84 EAST CAROLINA 47 Frazier 7-20, 3-3 21, Watts 3-5,1-2 10, Berezhynska Samis 2-3); Rice 1-8 (Frazier 1-4). a school and to a set of players — he Graham no margin for error — if Jan. 13, 2007 — Greenville, N.C. 1-9, 6-7 8). is establishing a tangible trail to he doesn't win at Tulsa, the way Totals: 19-65, 14-16 60. Rebounds — Marshall 41 (Ishola 9, Samis 6); Rice which he can be held account- he left Rice will come under fire, Rice 34 30 — 64 37 9Neaves 10, Berezhynska 7). ECU (8-10, 3-2 C-USA) as will the fact that he has only East Carolina 18 29 — 51 able. In an interview with KHOU Terry 8-16, 2-4 18, Cochran 5-10, 4-8 14, Young Assists — Marshall 11 (Withrow 5); Rice 13 (Ber- Jan. 9, two days before he bolted, won with inherited players, not his 4-17, 4-8 13). ezhynska 4, Frazier 3). Rice <8-7, 2-0 C-USA) Totals: 27-65, 18-30 74. Graham spoke extensively of com- own recruits. Almond 5-15, 3-4 18, Williams 6-10, 2-2 17, Britton Attendance — 269 mitment by, and to. Rice's Athletic Rice football may have suffered 4-6, 2-6 10, Pflieger 2-4, 1-2 6. Three-point goals — Rice 8-22 (Frazier 4-12, Watts Totals: 23-54, 9-19 64. 3-3); ECU 2-10 (Young 1-3, Slack 1-5). These boxscores brought to you by: Department and the university. He a setback, but the real pressure is linked the commitment to himself, on Todd Graham as he attempts to Rebounds — Rice 36 (Berezhynska 8, Stovall 6); ECU Todd Graham signs contract through 2012... NOT! East Carolina (5-10, 0-2 C-USA) his family, and his "coaching fam- move forward with a coaching ca- Captain 6-15, 2-2 18, Evans 2-4, 2-2 7, Dillard 2-4, 55 (Cochran 10, Terry 8, Days 8, Young 7). Good evening, I'm John Bolton. Now you may have read 2-5 6, Jenkins 2-11, 0-0 6. in the papers, if any of you slack job-mouth breeders can ily." The fact of the matter is that reer. For $1.1 million a year, do you Totals: 16-60, 8-13 47. Assists — Rice 15 (Riverin 6, Berezhynska 3); ECU read, that I'm the new nominee for U.N. Ambassador. "coaching family" was left fractured think Tulsa fans are going to show 16 (Young 8, Terry 7). Now, there seem to be a lot of people that are accus- and displaced when two days after Three-point goals — Rice 9-19 (Almond 5-7, Williams ing me of not having the necessary skills for the Job. patience once that first losing streak announcing his contract extension, comes around? No, Graham is going Graham signed a new contract with to have to justify such a high salary est to everybody," Williams said. Tulsa. So much for commitment with quick and consistent success. "Once they did that, Morris got and trust, huh? Anything less and the Tulsa faithful BASKETBALL going, he was just shooting wide Some schools recruit with reputa- will show him just how hollow the From page 11 open three-point shots. It's just tion, with built-in fanbases that main- word "commitment" can be. everybody being aggressive and tain interest every year regardless of Everyone knows that for a man the Cougars, Rice got its first road Going once again with their gaining confidence." their record. These schools are few with high aspirations for his coaching win of the season at East Carolina three-guard starting lineup featur- The Owls are back on the road and far between, and neither Rice nor career, "commitment" is a relative 64-47. The contest was almost a ing Almond, Williams and Hagan. on Saturday to face the Univer- Tulsa is on that list. At places like Rice term — no coach sets his sights on continuation of the recent game the Owls jumped on East Carolina sity of Central Florida (13-4, 2-1 and Tulsa, it is the coach, and not the staying at a non-BCS conference against Tulane, as the Owls used a from the start. By the end of the C-USA). The Golden Knights beat school, who must spark the initial school in today's world of Division team effort, helped by the recently first half. Rice had a 16-point lead. the Owls in their only contest last interest with a potential recruit. Here I-A college football so grossly lack- resurgent and healthy Williams, The Pirates struggled against the year, a 77-64 defeat at Autry Court. the balance of the school, facilities, ing in competitive parity. Coaches to put away the Pirates. Williams Owls' defense, as they made only Rice then returns home to face and personal qualities of a coach and constantly balance the desire and scored 17 points and led the team five shots in the entire first half, the University of Texas-El Paso his staff come into play extensively. potential for success at their current with 5 assists. shooting a measly 16 percent from (11-7, 3-1). The last time the Min- When a coach goes on record at a job with the prospect of greener "It's been a great help," junior the field. Although Almond had an ers visited Autry, the result was a school preaching commitment and pastures elsewhere. Todd Graham forward Patrick Britton said. "Just off game — he shot 5-15 from the tightly contested 73-71 loss in front then departs from that school in less chose the short-term promise of one more ball handler and another field — the rest of the Owls stepped of a national television audience than 13 months, his earnestness will greener pastures. In the long run, scorer, which is something we've it up, as Rice shot 43 percent on on ESPN. Both games are critical immediately come under question, though, when he has to look a recruit lacked earlier on in the year. He's a the night. for the Owls' success this year, as regardless of his actual motivation in the eyes and preach to him the senior, [and] that senior leadership is "Other guys just came out another loss will greatly hamper for the move. values of trust and loyalty, he'll find always a plus in conference play and aggressive and made shots early, whatever chance they may have at Graham's motivation likely had a that he hurt himself far more than on any Division-I basketball team." which made the defense be hon- making the NCAA tournament. lot to do with his family, both finan- lie hurt Rice football. cially and because of their preference for tlie city ofTulsa, as he has stated. Nathan Bledsoe is a Lovett Yet to the casual observer Graham ap- college sophomore, calendar editor Top 10 Rice Experiences pears part of an unfortunate trend in and football writer. # 4 Learning the difference between saying/'Estoy muy BIRDS embarazada*(I am very pregnant*)" and"Estoy muy From page 11 star bar friend Snit and 1 watched Two days after watching my averganzada* (I am very embarrassed*)" one Sunday afternoon collapse after Owls fall to Troy, 1 sat bewildered another, including those against in the Georgia Dome as the Caro- the lowly Lions and Browns. And of lina Panthers made a mockery of Nothing teaches you the course, the Saints victories always the Falcons, running the ball 52 seemed to air ominously on a nearby times, converting numerous third subtleties of a foreign language screen. For decades, the Falcons downs with halfback DeAngelo have sucked. But every year, they Williams masquerading as their the way conversing with native could at least claim bragging rights "quarterback" and quashing the over the Saints. Not this year. Ealcons' lingering playoff hopes. speakers does. Your Rice But throughout October and 1 didn't even wear my Vick jersey November, I had something else to back to the car. experience is an opportunity to brag about. "Hear about the Owls 1 thought the Superdome jinx was yesterday?" I would ask Snit sometime a fateful enough link between my bird reach beyond the familiar and during a disastrous fourth quarter. teams. Little did I know the Owls' grasp the richness of another He didn't give a crap, and was usually taste of glory would be eclipsed by drunk by then, but I told him anyway. my Falcons' plunge to failure. culture. Study abroad is a life The story usually involved a come- The events unraveled swiftly. Just from-behind win, a miraculous Jarett two days after the season ended, changing experience that is Dillard catch and a reference to our Mora was fired. In a week, the Fal- Aerin Williams hero of a coach Todd Graham. cons hired Louisville coach Bobby enhanced by the assistance you receive here at Rice in preparation for There was one minor exception. Petrino. Less than 48 hours later, At the time, theTulane loss was frus- Louisville signed Tulsa coach Steve and during your trip. The Rice Annual Fund for Student Life and trating but unalarming. But looking Kragthorpe to replace Petrino. And back, it was the missing link in an two days after that, Graham took the Learning provides ongoing support for International Programs so otherwise eight-game undefeated money and ran. run. And when it came time to head I will conclude with a piece of trivia. that you have the resources you need for your unforgettable journey. back to the Superdome for the New Five of 32 NFL teams and 11 of 117 Orleans Bowl, there was something Division I-A college football teams unnerving about that Tulane game, have birds as mascots. Only ONCE Learn more about international study at http://abroad.rice.edu/. not to mention my Falcons' Monday has any of those teams won a Super night game of long ago. Bowl or a national championship.'Hie Sure enough, 1 was watching my exception is among the greatest foot- WWW.GIVlNG.RfCE.EPU/GfVING/ANNUAl.ASP birds get romped in the Superdome ball flukes of all time: Trent Dilfer's again. 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nobody is able to conclude SUNDAY where it has its origins — the 21 most similar known language CALENDAR tn SUBMIT AN EVENT Autry party is actually the Inuit language jan. 19 — 2 spoken by Native Americans in The women's basketball team the Arctic region. The Basques Deadline is Monday at 12 p.m. Backstop behemoths plays the University of Houston base their calendar on a three prior to Friday publication. FRIDAY Cougars this afternoon at 3 p.m. day week, so "astearte" is actu- Submission methods: While this doesn't have to be Fax: (713) 348-5238 at Autry Court. The Owls are ally the Basque word for Tues- 49 the name of your intramural sitting right around .500 on the day, with Monday and Wednes- E-mail: [email protected] Registration reminders softball team, you do have to season, and student support has day at the ends of the week. If Campus Mail: register your team by today. you think your Wednesday is Calendar Editor A slough of academic deadlines Men's and women's college been fairly sparse. The Lady hump day, imagine what it's Thresher, MS-524 occur today with the end of softball, women's college soc- Owls would love some support, the add/drop period. Online cer, college table tennis and and who doesn't love to watch like when you've only got a two Submissions are printed registration PINs expire at men's and coed IM volleyball Rice beat UH? day break before you're doing on a space available basis. 5 p.m., so today marks the last teams must be submitted by it again. day a student can drop a class today in order to participate. without a fee, as well as the last Anyone can play IM sports, and TUESDAY day a student may add a class the residential colleges field the 23 without professor approval. college teams, so sign up now. Academic enhancement Also, today is the deadline for In all honesty, no sport better converting classes designated embodies all that is intramural The Philosophy Department's pass/fail in the fall semester athletics than softball, a game lecture series continues today into classes earning a letter that overweight paper pushers with a talk by Robert Brandom, grade. Having second thoughts can dominate. A little piece of Ph. D., from the University of about being a student this the American dream lives in Pittsburgh. Brandom's lecture, semester? If so, today is the comically short base paths. entitled "An Analytic Prag- last day you can withdraw and matism," is from 4-5:30 p.m. receive a full refund of tuition. Brandom holds expertise in After today a 70 percent refund several different subsets of •r p > l/r f will be granted. SATURDAY philosophy, and a Google search of his name showed ' ; S • The big 60 20 that he has some of the most Football with a cause Happy birthday to country impressive facial hair of any music star and plastic surgery The annual Shrine Game, an man to ever grace planet Earth. aficionado Dolly Parton, who East-West senior all-star football In all seriousness, the man's celebrates her 60th today. game, relocates this year to beard is truly impressive, but Parton has been a fixture on Houston after a one year stint in so is his Curriculum Vitae, so the country music and general San Antonio. Proceeds from the head to Huma 117 and learn celebrity circuits for years. Stu- game benefit the Shriner something thought-provoking. dents who have taken Hospitals, which provide RELI 101, arguably the most orthopedic and burn care popular course at Rice, remem- to children free of cost at 22 ASTEARTE ber Parton's rendition of the locations across the country. Led Zeppelin classic "Stairway Although no former Rice Owls Euskara to Heaven" that plays with thu are playing, the game always end-of-semester slide show. features some future NFL stars, Euskara is the language While Parton's rosy red lips and and coaching legends Don spoken by the Basque people, giant... hair are definite trade- Shula and Dan Reeves will be who live in an area that spans marks, her bubbly demeanor doing the playcalling. Kickoff the border between Spain and and distinctive voice have is at 12 p.m. at Reliant Stadium, France and exercise some au- propelled her to high places in and tickets can be purchased tonomy. Euskara is a fascinat- the world of Nashville music. online at www.ticketmaster.com. ing language, largely because

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j*. 16 THE RICE THRESHER BACKPAGE FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 2007 Thresher predictions throughout history MiscUss Whoops! Really messed up Graham strikes deal in contract extension on that one last week. But it fcn «**» (•w***- (W i U W±* ty Mtkm f#% v V' w»«n yWw **«*!>• 1«s. ' Mv< * wrtilw pttmy »W» J««. < r» W Kr^ « "I've dreamed of this day I AM it* < •'« .***ft * «fr<4v/ hrW>rWto).* & *h# *» « wasn't the first time. In fact, wMid.ktovWw-k-*•««<«* VI «-Wrtjvij V( > ti»*> f\v Mi-fa since I was in the seventh fc H Ur wty »< fUb |-4m «* ** t*4i*w t*M *4r<*><0 fc*X Ik J »V'* j the Thresher has a long history Ih- r«W W *#»)*<«% f tfAwf*#wt»»f l Hi* m < Mdupv fUrmt*r >•= *•< fl»»y r**w h<-f< grade. I'm so humbled to wit* im AwirwW •*» MA *v hmr*-mt4$*t «#» * k< vW i&wwv-r* trum » wo»-«r* IMmwy. «r<4 Hf*i )<4i * Ni dk< i'ww*» •«< 4>W iftV)»«•*. •# * be here today, and so .VtfWIft KuMfcrn^* h*> 'i 7<« '4 itk'i H* U- itfi i M»«iww tw ««i ">*fh NVirX\-p.,n 1K«« • Hfirtuu M fA» *excited... " early and getting it wrong. "As r»vy f* •*!«!, »;<•Vtto m ,+ WM iHnkitymH «««*<> wH*» i'lm-bP ifc, fiM •-» « fM Out' — Todd Graham, Jan. 1,2006 ft < *** K **4 ml< MTr !>*'-«r r» w V>rt "f •vi'N*#«?*; *»*.! tl.S h tt>A "*/» *r4 lb* * A)^%*> »fMV- » Iff .*J Xk/> p*» »><* Mi' ** wl 1 t*tf f#- «V#v **» towt- * < «»*rK < '<*»*•* \^,WWW^ u »* i < »# /»*f-rjrw*«tK H » "When I say that, I always ft * Wf *TW« tvni (4V' « ifaitf* A»««y »» thr week it's just , ma'am — with only fa n* -ft W#n A W.xbfMIr » t" m**i Ai H»' rtw * i» A «.*#>« M'O**«J "Ifc* hwf • < A<> +tttni iiwsee those funny looks from one cheek full of tongue. Ttfr #t-x} • *• MM* < ht'i TI I*'* r»wrt*KfW>l » *Vk tw.' «». VW/V fttfKf'# •wnfeiWy!''h» ;V# rt to «*•<» **•»«•* the faces in the crowd The Backpage is written by Evan Mintz.. »», 4MM4UW*tt We# id {•wl ^ %ii **i • W»Vtj

We'll be the hardest Aug. 16,1945: In the midst of celebrating Looking Forward working and the most V-J Day and the end of World War II, the "• % disciplined, too. That's the Now th«t the war is to *Ji intents and pwrfwaes fi| key for me. Our kids are Thresher declares: "Let us respect on another's tftte worfcl i» again «*«a««- »ho»Ui claiming war with Japan as inevitable just two "We'll run a clean program. Htufii Twlw AmueutthMt h»Y?.Oiir uttsl.wlr mmt «'t»n«e wtw ii rtirTinrlnwwf ' <>( #t the m- dt rrtnrnu"/ tit Usrou^h, he wnrmd. days before Pearl Harbor. Paging Nostradamus! We'll run a program where «upon * .%'( «* fm|M>rtan( Actually, the article is about a speech by Major you can be proud of the Japart," premmt nrgptiutkmu are imp»r- Hi; if I CU«UJt«i fight, t«# ta»t i»«»uss they represent ttfoKHM. George Fielding Eliot, who believed that war in the kids out on the field, how 'iiiwjps fe - i}'. 0«j- <*»« that w*r the iact posssihif* 4t$e*twid& whirh they conduct themselves itwvSta^k-; the other cim iff ht$4 with J*p»0%,teearAmg t» Pacific was inevitable and that American should hat n#« i. • an rim** | on the field. That's part f! Majo» ElioJ Afi«r th«.M- diseusswns >'r mViir.inHVr >h? ;-•"•< ws!i Irrim c war, he ft)*ist«* poor China, Tiw mow Japan i (Continued on page 8 > sion from Mexico!

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