Vol.10 No 3 York College of the City University of New York Jamaica-Bayside 389 February 22,1973 First Woman Appointed Bodi, Bassin preside over Honors to CUNY Ceremony; Only Vz of Students Show by Regina Vogel Maria Perez has become the of minority groups and women — On Monday night, February * first woman to serve in the cabinet should have the opportunity to do 19th, approximately one hundred of the chancellor of the City the best job he can in the field York students were honored at the University of New York. Her which is of interest to him. I'm Deans' List Reception held at the appointment by Chancellor Robert going to do the best job I can to Humanities building of Queen- J. Kibbee as his executive assistant make this happen. I believe that if sborough Community College. was approved last night by the one person can make one small Lewis J. Bodi, Dean of Faculty, Board of Higher Education at its dent toward effecting change, then presided over the ceremony and regular monthly meeting. maybe the reverberations will start opened his address to the students, Miss Perez, 28, formerly served a growing tide that will begin to be faculty, parents, and guests by for two years as community liaison felt." apologizing for the inconvenient in the crisis unit of the Mayor's Miss Perez, who graduated from date the reception was held on. Education Task Force. In that Taft High School in the Bronx, President Milton G. Bassin was position she worked as a team was raised in a family of eight introduced and greeted the member representing the Mayor in children. She is the second oldest audience by again pointing out conflict situations involving of five boys and three girls. that little choice for using an schools throughout New York Although she had taken an auditorium is present when the mt- City. academic program at Taft the facility is not York's property. "In that job I was plunged into family did not have the money to Both he and Dean Bodi made Dean Lewis J. Bodi, Master of Honor Ceremonies the middle of teen-age gang wars send her to college and so she humorous remarks regarding the Students), Wallace K. Schoenberg students reacted with jnoans at the all over the streets of New York," began her post high school career squatters' rights York by now (Dean of Educational Services). thought of the impossible science Miss Perez says. "There were two as a file clerk in an -insurance possesses since the emergence of Emilia Doyaga (Dean of course once required.) The Times situations involving shoot-outs company. She worked herself up York at the Bayside campus in Humanities), Richard E. Gruen, editorial stated that now we know that gave me nightmares for weeks through executive secretarial 1967. President Bassin's speech Reatha Clark King (Dean of the earth is not the center of the and which I still remember vividly. positions while going to Hunter heralded the achievement York Natural Sciences and universe; in fact, it is rather un- One was at Columbus High School College at night for her bac- College has made the past year by Mathematics), Timothy P. Dineen important anyway. Leaving us on in the South Bronx when 1,000 calaureate degree in sociology. She recalling that one year ago (Dean of Political Science and the note that Copernicus "exposed kids showed up for a meeting with is now a doctoral candidate at the Governor Rockefeller vetoed the Psychology) and Marc Ravens and the folly of human arrogance," the the principal that turned into a City University Graduate School. campus plan and York College's Helene Beiser, both York divisional deans were introduced gang rumble. The police closed off "I developed most of the skills construction was at a standstill. graduates. again and the awards were given the street;' there was screaming Now, one year later, we are making out. that got me to this spot strictly by progress; the president pointed out The program's address was and people were all around and hit and miss and a lot of deter- numerous events that are helping presented by Professor Richard E. The absence of two-thirds of the chains flying and I had to put a mination," Miss Perez says. "But York's success in Jamaica, for Gruen, now with the Division of recepients caused delay in giving padlock on my feelings and pull all I'd like to see kids interested in example: the governor has ap- Research at York. He asked "what out the certificates since Dean of the un-involved kids out of the educational administration get a proved the master plan, the is academic excellence?" and Bodi had to bypass the absentees' line of danger. By some miracle, helping hand. I'd like to see career science building will be completed proceeded to explain that it is awards and look for a few specific only six or seven kids were in- ladder programs to help them for the fall 1973 semester, the more than a 3.25 index; academic and scattered names. This plus a jured." ... along. I do think, though, that if Internal Revenue Service is no achievement has to do with "real few late arrivals (who were not in With this background the dark- anything, my experience in longer in the main building, and teaching and real learning." It is alphabetical order) caused further haired, soft-spoken Miss Perez starting at the bottom has been an the fourth floor will be completed the mastery of general education delay in backtracking the awards feels she has gained a foundation advantage. Anyone who wants to in early spring. and over a major discipline that already put aside. Two students, for dealing with the toughest of get to the top first has to master results from learning in the library Elaine Schimmelman and Paul challenges. As the first woman to the basics." President Bassin expressed his or laboratory or by working on a Zidow, stood patiently waiting serve in this- post she welcomes the Her brown eyes darkened as she congratulations to the students on newspaper, literary magazine, or while their certificates could not be problems and opportunities that said she knows that being a the Deans' List and Dean Bodi student-faculty committee. His found; Mr. Zidow ended up will be presented. "I believe that woman will compound the dif- proceeded to introduce the speech centered around the walking off-stage without his basically all young people want to ficulties of her new job. But she divisional deans and other guests students' achievement while award but later Dean Bodi an- excel at something," she says, added that she also knows from onstage. Present were Amos President Bassin's revolved around nounced he found it and Mr. "and every young person in this past experience that the only Otieno Odenyo (Dean of Social York's achievement. Zidow returned on-stage to receive city - and that includes members Continued on p.5 Sciences), Daniel Stern (Dean of Following the speeches, Dean it. To further complicate matters, Bodi introduced the musical the studenns, after walking up a selection, "Steve's Song" with few steps to the stage, found no Helene Beiser (flute)' and Marc stairs on the opposite side of the Ravens (guitar and vocals). When stage. They had to walk backstage, Activities Experiencing Pains Ms Beiser and Mr. Ravens out the door, and back inside the finished, Dean Bodi remarked to auditorium again or, as a few male Marc that "you should have students did, jump from the stage. brought your guitar to a few The abundance of certificates of As Upper class men Fail to Respond Senate meetings so we all could the absent-honored students were have sung that song." • piled up on President Bassin's by Jack Katzanek T ere have been yearbooks for students to come and meet with chair; when the handshaking Dean Bodi spoke about an ceremony ended, the President eac of the two previous herself and Mr. Hennelly on this editorial in the New York Times A lack of organization and gra' lation classes since the year's yearbook. turned to find his chair covered and stated that the Deans' List with enveloped awards. coordination between the senior school's inception. However, due Concerning senior jewelry, Mrs. Reception was being held on an students and staff members is an to this lack of class structure, the Vines explains the process in appropriate day - Copernicus' Following the ceremony, a aspect of York which concerns Seniors who work on these projects which senior class rings, which 500th anniversary. The silence many seniors and faculty. This catered reception was held at the are forced to start from scratch also have been sold to the previous from the audience was broken old Queensborough cafeteria. The deficiency in coordination has led each year. The yearbook is graduating classes, are purchased when Dean Bodi said that Deans' List Ceremony is an annual to yearly problems in senior ac- compiled by interested students and subsequently sold. Said Mrs. everyone seemed as thrilled as he event for those students with a 3.25 tivities such as jewelry and the who work together with Mrs. Vines Vines, "The bookstore is con- was about it and that Copernicus or higher index in twenty-four yearbook. and other members of the tacted by the large jewelry con- should bring back memories of credits from the previous Sep- Mrs. Harriet Vines of the counseling and student cerns, and the bookstore, in turn Physical Science 101 (many tember to May semesters. counseling department, who is development department and Mr. contacts my office. Then I con- deeply involved in student William Hennelly of the graphics tacted the interested students to development, admits to the department. However, in the past, act as a committee. My sole presence of the problem and due to this lack of coordination, purpose was for organizing and points to the lack of class structure Mr. Hennelly usually ends up coordinating their efforts. The in the school government. Mrs. doing the lion's share of the work. student group did all the work, Vines says that the school's including the selection, and thev organization provides for no set-up deserve all the credit especially FiealuitaH Fait- (J6-7 along class lines. The biggest This year, the process of Diane Nunzio who put a lot of problem is that there is no official producing the yearbook will be work into the project." body representing the senior class. carried out in similar fashion. The problems caused by this There is no class president or other Although no students have come lack of senior class structure are officers. Here at York, there is the forth yet to Mrs. Vines to volunteer not considered secret. It has been College Senate and there are their services, Mrs. Vines advised discussed between Mrs. Vines and 9iiauqwurtwi Mmdum- representatives only of the various that an ad in Pandora's Box is the senate and alternatives to the disciplines. forthcoming asking all interested problem are under consideration. Page 2 PANDORA'S BOX February 22J973 Pandora's Box Soothing the Savage Beasts When the food is distasteful, the tables crowded and the air polluted, one usually answers the question of why they are there by saying "Atmosphere." In the York cafeteria, we have machines which dispense food that bears no consideration for our intestinal systems, tables that are demarcated into interest groups and air always carrying the strange essence of smoke, steam and sweat. So what do we have left? Atmosphere. Most of the atmosphere that is provided is through the juke box that continually pours out music for our listening pleasure. But someone who apparently is irate with the type or volume of the music has taken definitive measures to counteract this menace of atmosphere. The person, who has yet decided to remain anonymous, has cut the wire on the juke box a number of times, in fact about every other day. While Buildings and Grounds has fixed it, they are getting quite tired and the problem has fallen into the Editor-in-Chief laps of SPC. This student group, in an attempt to stop the per- Douglas Kennedy petrators, put a subtle ad in this paper last week. But subtlety never stopped stupidity. News Editor Feature Editor Regina Vogel Since music seems in this case to have not soothed but enraged Sam Mora the savage beast, we have a solution as to where this individual can find a little piece and quiet. First, there is the library, but that may Sports Editor Copy Editor be just a little too guiet. Then there is class, but anyone who spends Ray Harley Hillary Kalman more time studying electronics out of class won't have any time for book learning. There are also the broom closets which in all Gabriel Ceron, Andrew Gobioff, Ed Hartmann, Brian probability is the best spot for a person like this. Unlike juke Land, Joe Raskin, James Ryan, James Theodorou boxes, brooms have a certain way of striking back if someone (photo coordinator), Tony Velasquez, Adele Zylber strikes them first.
Pandora welcomes your editorial comments in the form of letters to the editor. Letters should be typed and must be signed in full. We will try to publish as many different opinions on a variety of topics as space allows. Address your comments to: All the Time in the World Pandora's Box. 159-07 Archer Avenue, Jamaica, New York. Editorial opinions expressed herein are not necessarily the opinion of the staff or of each of the editors, but rather the majority of the editorial board. ' In about four months now the class of 1973 will walk proudly out of this school honored by all for their intellectual fortitude and moral courage in achieving a college degree. Two days after the ceremony, however, no one will remember who graduated and what they looked like; Why? Because there will be no permanent Letters To The Editor record of that class. The yearbook in this school has always been a slipshod operation. Conceived of because every school had a yearbook, it York for five more years. was always planned at the last minute, organized a few seconds Freshman Fair Many people are taking art after and published a year after the class graduates. In fact the classes as fillers, and this is grossly yearbook for the class of 1972 was just issued this week. Great unfair to serious art students. Pre- timing. To the Editor: registration would alleviate this So far this year there are two people officially listed as year- I would like to thank all of the problem. booker's. They have all the pictures of York College, its activities clubs that participated in the Sincerely yours, and its people that were ever in existence. But there are still pic- Freshmen Fair held on February Vicki Perlman tures to take, at the very least those of the graduating seniors (who 13, 1973. The fair was highly at last count numbered 12). It is now February and it is expected successful due to/their efforts I'm that the job even at its most mediocre will take -three months to sure it will be j-emembered by the PSC Goals complete and a few months to print. At this rate we should receive incoming freshmen as well as by our yearbook about June of 1974. If we wait much longer to begin the student body and the ad- work on the book, we will all have graduated by then. On second ministration. Their participation To the Editor: thought it might be better then because none of us will have anything to do anyway. showed it is possible for different Sir Eric Ashby, Master of Clare groups to work together ef- College, Cambridge University fectively. (Center Magazine, I would also like to thank both January/February 1973), stated President Bassin and Mr. T. Acker that the secret of excellence in for their help at the last minute universities had a basically simple Just a Note and also Mrs. Harriet Vines and formula. "The essential Mrs. Florence Oster who lent ingredients were a reflective, support. Thanks also to the disciplined, learned man (or secretaries and counselors who The space in this newspaper is usually reserved for the editorial woman) willing to teach; an in- comments that we make on any controversial issue or questionable baked cakes. They were Mrs. telligent, motivated student willing Odella Williamson, Miss L. decision that we feel needs commenting on. In a positive sense we to learn; and a balance of numbers call it 'constructive criticism.' But for once we are not going to Winters, Mrs. G. Taylor, Mrs. between teacher and student so Backstein, Mrs. C. Smith, Mrs. G. criticize anyone, we have come to praise them. that the relation between them was The Freshmen Fair that was held on Tuesday February 13 was a Cassalar, Mrs. S. White, Mrs. C. intimate and personal. Pereyo, Mrs. F. Oster and Mrs. true success. A track record we have been lacking in the past. It was The Professional Staff Congress a far cry from the Fall Fair where four clubs showed up and two Breslin. has been trying since June 1972 to freshmen. This time almost every club was represented and the Again, to all those who made encompass this university ideal in lounge was standing room only with not only students, but faculty this affair a success, thanks. a contract with the Board of and administration paying a visit. The key to all this success was a Sincerely, Higher Education. young lady named Diane Glover. Without the interest and Diane Glover What are we trying to achieve? dedication that she showed, the fair would never have been. So all (Student Caucus) 1. A "balance of numbers" we want to say is ."Thanks, Diane. between students and teachers in terms of class size, contact hours and schedules, so that "the Pre-Registration relation between them is intimate and personal." A compromise To the Editor:. ' signed by the BHE and the PSC in York is a relatively new school. mediation has now been cancelled There are a lot of things that the by the BHE. administration must work out. I 2. A rigorous observation and would like to offer a suggestion. evaluation procedure with full Most colleges and universities student input designed to help the and experience through annual classroom and office space, which academic Minotaur. If we are have pre-registration for majors. I staff member improve but carrying increments. The Board wishes to are now in an admittedly slum pitted against each other; if our think this procedure is very im- with it the authority to recommend abolish this 40-year-old system condition, to allow staff to meet organization is battered into portant for majors in areas limited the removal of incompetents. and substitute individual toadying with students inside and outside submission; if the BHE, the by the size of York. I'm an art 3. Academic due process: for salary increases. We also wish the classroom in an atmosphere Chancellor, and their negotiators major and I just recently found out reasons must be given by college our income to keep up with the conducive to learning. have their way-CUNY is finished. the feeling of frustration when two presidents for denial of re- highest cost-of-living in the We face common dangers. Free of the three classes you planned on appointment, promotion, and continental U.S.A. and to make up tuition is on the chopping block. Belle Zeller taking are closed out. I figured, at tenure. tor the highest student-faculty The State University, already a President the rate of classes offered, and 4. Retention of a system of ratio in New York State. bureaucratic monster, wants to Israel Kugler those available, I'll probably be at deferred compensation for service 5. Mandatory standards of engulf CUNY and become an Deputy President February. 22,1973 PANDORA'S BOX Page 3 I Through the Looking Glass A{O
S3333333 hy Douglas Kennedy s s, by Alan Cooper It is not often that York College The college, particularly the of us have lost an"appreciation for This column, which will appear irregularly, is intended not to create has a successful event. So when Division of Student Development, the simple fhings in life. And since for its author the hostility which it will inevitably generate, but to protect they do, it is time to sit back and has done little to change these life is a long chain of simple its readers from academic jargons and to sensitize them to the English find out where we went wrong. patterns, never encouraging things, it can only become a drag language. This column is dedicated to the proposition that all of you This time was at the Freshmen student leaders to meet as just that for those who think otherwise. should wince and groan and suffer when you hear the English language Activities Fair held last Tuesday, . - student leaders - and not as the There is no such thing as a thrill-a- abused. The author is tired of suffering alone or as part of a tiny February 13. It was obvious that heads of groups. In fact, policies moment, at least not in this life. minority. Each number will present one or two common no-nos. If you the Fair was doomed right from have often developed which en- The gymnastic exhibition, the see yourself here, that's your headache: my head has been aching for a the beginning. People were couraged this separitism. A recent gospel choir singing and the things long time. smiling," laughing, eating, singing student leaders' weekend spon- to eat and look at seemed to keep and whatever else could be done in sored by the school for example everyone happy enough and no one No-No No. 1: "in terms of a space that was limited to begin was planned to only include seemed very anxious to return to Chief offenders: all deans, college presidents, teachers of social with (the lounge) without being student caucus leaders until much classes. Even the guards kept a science, teachers of education and show-biz personalities trying to ap- stormed by hundreds of students, discussion passed concerning the distance back, watching the whole pear intellectual on talk shows. . faculty and administration. That's worth of the program for all affair casually and not making us Everybody knows what "terms" means. Mathematicians use it most feel that our names and photos right, that pyramid of academic student leaders. It was only then accurately. We can discuss x in terms of y, yards in terms of feet. Most vere being recorded in a large power was there in full force. But that a general invitation was of- users of the expression misuse it as a sloppy way of prolonging a sen- that's really not surprising. What ' jlack book. fered to other groups. tence. "We'll talk of America in terms of its education." Translation: was surprising was that they all • There is no reason why affairs "We'll talk of American education." "In terms of our students, this seemed to be having a good time. Student senator Herman like this, as many suggested, could curriculum is right." Translation: "This curriculum is right for our The mini-carnival was a success Darden has called it "a crisis of not be held more often. Meeting students." for a number of reasons, the first apathy." But we have deluded on a social level can often lead to ourselves to the real meaning of Advice to users. Save your breath. Say "ugh" between sentences; it's being the work of student senator more constructive projects. Many more honest. Diane Glover, Diane, unlike many apathy. Not every student has the student leaders could be observed ability or the desire to work for of the Senate donkeys that have violating the "no-mixing-business- No-No No. 2: "ya know" had tails pinned on them, has student government, write articles with-pleasure" regulation and for the paper or play basketball. If Chief offenders: students who don't quite know. This expression is the always placed a great deal of probably getting their first real nervous student's response to the nervous teracher's "in terms of." When emphasis on getting people in- that were true, every single student opportunity to talk to each other in would be involved and we all know I get it, I just shake my head no. I don't know. And if I did you wouldn't terested in the school. Her 4 years. For many students, ad- have to keep talking. Utopias do not exist. The real ministration members like dedication and the resultant Remedies: Miltown and contemplations before speaking. success of the Fair is testimony to difficulty however is in providing President Milton Bassin became her belief that apathy can bechannels where students can take more than just names in the £333 Witches Brewery SSSSBSjSSffi^-^^^^ conquered at York. their problems.. A viable forum for catalogue. One girl almost passed discussion and grievance can be a out when she had spoken to the Another major reason, was the major step towards engendering response from the activities and by President, but only found out who interest in the school and ending he was afterwards. Although the students and that reaction any sense of alienation. When the being a mass one. This college has somewhat of an over-reaction, A Distinctive teachers were fired and the 'C these kinds of relationships have long suffered and consequences of grade memorandum issue arose the departmentalization of always been stressed at the college last semester, students burned up and we should strive to maintain students and their activities. For a lot of energy in not knowing what example, while the Fair had them. Besides, it gives the kids Place to be to do or who to see. originally been planned only for something to tell their parents at the dinner table. the frosh, it took a last-minute Another aspect of the fair was 3333333333333333 Hyperion! decision to clear the way fro all that it was just plain fun. While we Plans should begin immediately We are just beginning at York community developed in the students to enter. Even the can never disregard the personal for another fair before' the College, to sense what en- lounges, empty classrooms, and cooperative efforts of the many and social problems that surround semester slips away. One right vironment or, rather, lack of empty nooks and spaces of the disparate groups showed the ease our lives, it seems that our before Spring recess would be a satisfactory environment means. college. In both cases, something and progress that can be achieved generation has lost this sense of good idea. Sponsored by the school Surely, anyone who has been worthy of' being called "an en- by united actions. For years, we fun. Seriousness has become a glut and run by student government here for a brief time notices the vironment prevailed despite have always confronted issues as on the market and has affected our (government was never meant to drab walls, the windowless rooms, obstacles. spokes in a wheel, all turning very senses. Too often we seek be all politics), this fair could be the absence of sufficient gathering But here at Y.ork no such towards the same direction, but we outside physical stimulation, presented more on a scale of places for faculty, students, and substitute environment truly have often turned without a cog to whether it be alcohol and drugs or exhibiting than of recruiting. both groups together. exists. It's a cliche by now to keep us in place and prevent us just having "to do something," in Maybe bv that time we can even What has more recently seeped realize that we are so spread about from getting in each other's wav order to keep us happy Too many charge admission into many of our souls is that the and will continue to be so y absence of a sprightly environment dispersed for a time that no en- From The City Desk is a blight that is causing us all to vironmental roots can grow. droop. It's a fact: it's more dif- Further, it seems to be everyone's ficult to create and to share an complaint but no one's priority, to intense learning experience in gray plant such roots. Does anyone walled rooms ameliorated only by care, for example, that the fourth New York City Interlude a dark green blackboard and rows floor will contain mostly office of lined chairs. No windows, no space? How many people-- posters, no soft chairs brighten students especially—meet over and soften this un-mitigated coffee in an office? How many? by Joe Raskin zeroness. Who would leave his own In Whitman's words, "It is as if New York City has a very the New York Ferry, as it is known guy was rolling a couple of steel room, apartment or home in such we somehow being with a vast and strange quality to it during the in Staten Island). I went for a ride balls in his hand and was mut- a state? more and, more thoroughly ap- dead of winter. No matter where on it a few days ago, which in itself tering something about stolen In the past, the many branches pointed body, and then left with you are, that same cold, hard, is not such a big thing, except that strawberries, a fantasy that was of the City University compensated little or no soul." And the faces biting wind swirls around every it's probably the only ride you can helped, no doubt, by these two for these shortcomings in two and the classes and the meetings corner of every block, nailing you go on that still costs only a nickel a aircraft carriers that were docked ways. The city itself often became a betray our utilitarian bias. It is not square in the face. Usually, there's throw. along the Jersey shore. fecund source of culture and color. a mere matter of formulating our a patch of ice right in the middle of On the Manhattan side, the The boat rounded Governor's Museums, parks, films, coffee goals or of striving to agree with the block that looks like anybody ferry remains an anachronism. Island, the army base that protects shops frequented by students and each other. It is more basic than who had walked down that side of The ferry terminal and the South Manhattan from invasion (from manned by owners who became that. It is creating an environment, the block had taken a flying swan Ferry subway station are Brooklyn?), and Staten Island campus favorites substituted. Or, or more simply, creating a dive on it. You never have enough surrounded by huge, modern came into view. Just above the and often simultaneously, a distinctive place to be. clothing on to feel warm. buildings, which contributes to an terminal over there was this bank And yet, it's beautiful. It really incredible view from the ferry. All clock, flashing the time to us lost is. The air is, or appears to be, you see are giant, jutting hunks of souls on the water. That was the a helluva lot more like a small mind must be going on me. clearer and cleaner now that it is concrete and steel, rising out of the clock's only function, really. It town on the Hudson River. Bay It's still New York, though. Go at any other time of the year. The intersection of the East and can't be seen from many places on Street, a street about the size of far enough, and you'll find just sky is a magnificent blue. There Hudson Rivers. A short distance land). At first, only buildings and Jamaica Avenue, is the type of about everything. It's the largest isn't a single leaf on any tree away, but separate from all of this, trees (more trees) could be seen. road- that can be seen in many and greatest city in the whole around. It seems that the only is the biggest and ugliest building Then cars. Then people. Then the towns upstate: a small highway damn country, and as a result, leaves left in the whole city are complex in the entire city, King features of everything came into with cars full of New Yorkers on everything that happens here is those on the ground in King Park. Kong's Revenge, otherwise known view. (This was over a span of ten, their way to Grossinger's, or some equally magnified. Things that It seems quite crazy, but whenever as the World Trade Center. You fifteen munutes.) I became ner- other garden spot {"Look, Harry! happen in every other large city I walk through a park like this, I look at those two buildings, and it vous. Being a political science A small town! Isn't that cute?\V'). seems to be a lot worse here hear Mantovani, goddamn suddenly becomes apparent why major, and a subscriber to New Bay Street is on a hill about because of that. And it is too bad. Mantovani music, with all those York College will, be in Monkey York Magazine, I knew of Staten halfway up from the Narrows. A Despite all of the bad things that strings and muted horns. It's the Ward for a long time to come. Island's reputation. Would I crash little farther down the hill is the have happened, this is still New right time of the year. It's far The winds hitting the ferryboat into a statue of the Buckley Staten Island Rapid Transit line. York, and it's going to be here for enough away from last summer so are what some idiot would call Brothers (very) Ltd.? Would there You have to see those trains to a long time, despite what some that you can forget about what you brisk or bracing. A better be a mob of maddened Islanders, believe them. They have that old people might think. I love New didn't do, and next summer is too description would be that you armed with copies of the National train look and sound that used to York. Maybe singing the glories of far away to think about. It's hard could freeze your ass off out there Review and the Daily News, be heard on things like the BMT the Staten Island Ferry or Bay to think about beaches and other in the winter. (It isn't that warm waiting to, at the very least, tell me and the IRT. What's more, they Avenue* or for that matter what is forms of suitable recreation when out there in the summer, but that's to go back where I came from? look and ride like they've been on written in this paragraph isn't the you're slipping on ice patches. You another story). Still and all, it's the line since the Dutch were right way of putting it, but it's the just have to pick your spots. Actually no. For while Staten fun, especially if you can re-live Island may be the bastion of through here. That only served to way I feel about things, and I know One spot, strange as it may your favorite movie sea voyage Conservatism in New York, it further enhance Staten Island's that I'm not alone. You just have seem, is the Staten Island Ferry (or role. A short distance away, this really isn't New York City. It looks small town image. I liked it. My to go and look at the little things. Page 4 PANDORA'S BOX February 22,1973 The YMCA Is In Your Neighborhood
YMCA Programs WEDNESDAY SPECIAL EXERCISE 10 A.M. - 11 A.M. ROOM (Women) The Central Queens YMCA, at 2 P.M. - 3:30 P.M. Monday, Wednesday, Friday SWIMMING 89-25 Parsons Boulevard is of- 6 P.M. - 7 P.M. 10 A.M. - 11:30 A.M. fering a complete program for Tuesday & Thursday The YMCA swimming pool will members in physical skills, as well THURSDAY 7:30 P.M. - 10 P.M. be open at the following times for as establishing special skill 12 Noon - 1 P.M. the groups that are mentioned: programs. The programs include 2 P.M. - 3:30 P.M. WOMEN'S SLIMNASTICS swimming, basketball, volleyball, 6 P.M. - 6:30 P.M. Monday, Wednesday, Friday MONDAY in team and co-ed sessions, and a 10 A.M. - 10:30 A.M. 10 A.M.-12 Noon , slimming down program for FRIDAY Tuesday & Thursday 12 Noon-2 P.M. Women women. 9 A.M. - 1:30 P.M. 7:30 - 8:15 P.M. 6:15 P.M.-7 P.M. Men GYM 6 P.M. - 7 P.M. 7 P.M.-7:30 P.M. Athletic Club VOLLEYBALL (Men| 9 P.M.-10 P.M. Athletic Club The YMCA Gymnasiums will be SATURDAY Monday & Wednesday Men open at the following times for free 3 P.M. - 5 P.M. 1 P.M. - 2 P.M. TUESDAY Co-*ed activities for members: Friday, 1 P.M. - 1:30 P.M. 11:30-1 P.M. In addition, activities in the 1:30 P.M. - 3 P.M. Men MAIN GYM following fields will be held in the VOLLEYBALL (Team) 6:30 P.M. - 7:30 P.M. Women main gymnasium and other parts Monday & Wednesday Men MONDAY 7:30 P.M. - 9 P.M. of the Y: 1 P.M. - 2 P.M. 9 P.M. - 10 P.M. Women 11:30 A.M. - 12:15 P.M. Friday, 1 P.M. - 1:30 P.M. Co-ed 2 P.M. - 4 P.M. OTHER ACTIVITIES WEDNESDAY 5:30 P.M. - 6 P.M. VOLLEYBALL (Team) 10 A.M. - 12 Noon Women HANDBALL COURTS Wednesday, 8 P.M. - 10 P.M. Men TUESDAY 12 Noon - 2 P.M. Monday - Friday, 9:30 A.M. - 9:30 5:15 P.M. - 6 P.M. Athletic Club 2 P.M. - 4 P.M. (Co-ed) P.M. VOLLEYBALL 6 P.M. - 7 P.M. Family Saturday, 9 A.M. - 5:30 P.M. Tuesday — Thursday 7 P.M. - 7:45 Co-ed WEDNESDAY (Reservations required for four 8:15 P.M. - 10 P.M. 11:30 A.M. - 12:15 P.M. wall Wednesday, 8 P.M. - 10 P.M. THURSDAY 2 P.M. - 3:30 P.M. Men courts). 11:30 - 1 P.M. 5:30 P.M. - 6 P.M. Women Single Wall, Saturday 9 A.M. - 11 BASKETBALL (Men) 2 P.M. - 3 P.M. Men A.M. Monday, 8 P.M. - 10 P.M. 6:30 P.M. - 7:15 P.M. FRIDAY Friday, 7 P.M. - 10 P.M. Co-ed 11:30 A.M. - 12:15 P.M. 9 P.M. - 10 P.M. SPECIAL EXERCISE BEGINNERS GYMNASTICS ROOM (Men| AUXILIARY GYM Tuesday, 7 P.M. - 8 P.M. FRIDAY Monday, Wednesday, Friday 10 A.M. - 12 Noon Women 11:30 A.M. - 10 P.M. ADVANCED GYMNASTICS 12 Noon - 1:30 P.M. Men MONDAY Tuesday & Thursday Men 10 A.M. - 4 P.M. Tuesday, 8 P.M. - 10 P.M. 6:30 P.M. - 7:30 P.M. 9:30 A.M. - 7 P.M. Thursday, 7 P.M. - 10 P.M. 7:30 P.M. - 8:30 P.M. Family 6 P.M. - 7 P.M. Saturday - 9 A.M. - 5:30 P.M. Family 9 P.M. - 10 P.M. Saturday, 3:30 P.M. - 5:30 P.M. 8:30 P.M. - 10 P.M. 6 - 6:30 P.M. Athletic Club WEIGHTLIf TING ROOM HEALTH SERVICES (Men) TUESDAY Monday - Friday Athletic Club 2 P.M. - 3:30 P.M. Monday - Friday, 9:30 A.M. - 9:30 SATURDAY 9:30 A.M. - 10 P.M. P.M. Family & 6 P.M. - 6:30 P.M. 4:30 P.M. - 5 P.M. Saturday, 9:30 A.M. - 5:30 P.M. Saturday 9 A.M. - 5:30 P.M. 5 P.M. - 6 P.M. Co-ed
This term the Division for Student Development is going to arrange small groups for students Draft Army Physicals: who are interested in exploring any of the topics listed below. Please check those in which you would participate and fill out the tear sheet. You will be contacted as soon as the groups are formed. For further information, see Ms. Vines, Rm. 312.
In Retrospect Academic Difficulties—Why am I having a hard time? Changing Life Styles—Males and Females Choosing a Career—Vocational Development by Jack>Katzanek suggested I line my undershorts College Regulations—Purpose? Effect? with peanut butter and another Do I Really Want To Be In College? It . was a sunny day last said I should scream like an idiot Drug Scene at York February. I was riding the bus and jump out of the window. Family Problems—Parental Relationships coming home from school, They'll think you're crazy and you Leadership Training straining to listen to the radio. On may break your leg also. (Ideal Meaning of Work the radio the name was broad- advice except it was held in the Modern Day Family casting the first 10 numbers basement.) Open Marraige chosen in the 1972 draft lottery. I Adding insult to injury, the Open Rap Group breathed a sigh of relief when I exam was held at 7:00 A.M. at Personal Problems realized that I wasn't one of the Fort Hamilton under the Brooklyn Relations at York: Personal and/or group interactions among nationalities, races and religions. ten big winners. side of the Verazano Bridge and Self Awareness (On-going Sensitivity Group) I wasn't, but it was just as bad. the only way I could get there was Sensitivity Weekend Like Earl Monroe, Jerry Grote, to be a marathon subway rider, Sexual Relationships Thurman Munson and Jim getting up at 4:30. So through the Veterans' Affairs Neilson, I was big number 15. Not darkened city I rode for a morning Women: Who Are We? only that, but to celebrate the year of fun and games. Your Suggestions that I turned 18, our com- passionate Federal government The first thing I noticed was the NAME decided to do away with student happy expression on everybody's Last : deferments. Or in plain English, I face, like there's an ax across the First was in hot water. neck for everyone who comes in. ADDRESS Late in September I got a little The first order of business was a PHONE NO.. letter from my local draft board mental test. This was a series of Zip ordering (who they bossin' around) 100 questions on vocabulary, Free Hours me to report for "pre-induction arithmatic, tools and some in- (Day & Time). examination." "Oh wow," I fantile crap about patterns on thought. Then I worried "I'm boxes (so infantile that I couldn't they tried to withdraw some of my small room where a depressed- that would earn the day an "X" going up for a physical and I do them). The General or Sargeant blood. The deeper the guy dug in looking doctor was waiting, and he rating. The Doc came down the don't have the slightest thing or Janitor or whoever the hell was with his needle, the more my arm interrogated us on our medical aisle like an assembly line. "Turn wrong with me, (physical, that is). in charge told us to do our best on refused to give. I can tell he was histories. your head sideways and cough" - What am. I going to do?" these tests. That way the Army not a junkie. Doc: Ever had an operation and then a feeling of strange hands I got loads of advice. One friend knows who gets the smartest jobs besides Tonsils? in a not-so-strange place. This was said I should breathe very deeply (like dig smart ditches or firing And, of course, these urine Me: Yes. A hernia (my lone followed by an about-face and and stiffen up my arm when my smart rifles). analysis. One of the best lines in hope). bending over as he looked up five blood pressure is taken to giw the I graded pretty well on this test, "Alice's Restaurant" came when Doc: How long ago? unattractive bottoms as if they appearance of high blood and then we went downstairs for our hero, Arlo, couldn't get it up Me: I was 6 years old. were empty soda bottles. No pressure. Another said high blood the nitty-gritty where I stripped to and had to go back into the John to Doc: Which side? wonder he looked depressed. pressure could be induced by an my waist and went through a long borrow some more. Another guy Me: Both. abnormally ingestion of salt (this parade where I was evaluated, was having Arlo's problem, and In the end, it didn't help, I The ending was inevitable. I was from Dr
by Aaron' Biller the block. Suburbia is where "the caterer is the high priest." Kevin A reverent hush befell the later goes to Boston University gathered spectators as the "Jewish where he gets in trouble. His female answer to Billy Graham" family goes up to see the school stood poised, softly grasping the psychologist who then recom- microphone. Rebbetizin Esther mends therapy for the whole Jungreis, nationally acclaimed family. Kevin is now in India, w^ lecturer and writer, and "a "finding himself." graduate of the Auschwitz, Bergen The story of his sister, Melanie, " Belsen school," addressed an made the front page of the New "I know I can't spell, but did you ever see me do my balloon audience of sixty students and York Times. When her parents trick?" faculty members last Tuesday at discovered that she was taking the Jewish Student Union's drugs at Boston U., they decided meeting in room 103. Speaking to send her to Israel. Once in with overwhelming emotion, the Israel, she decided that she wanted Rebbetizin cited a "lack of to search for spiritual meaning, identity"in the current generation. and so she set-out for India. Her Freshman Fair She recalled an incident that search ended, as she was found occurred at Jamaica High School. dead of an overdose of drugs at a Independent Black Organization was one of the While speaking there, she asked by Andrew Gohioft this while serving ice-cream to a chicken bazaar in Kabul, Freshman Fair insured its success. how many blacks there were in the Afganistan. line of students and remarked; audience. They responded raising "Everyone but freshmen are on For the homecoming of the The Freshman Fair which is their fists in unison. A similar Jewish People, the Rebbetizin this line. response was given by the Puerto becoming a semi-annual tradition Several members of the ad- announced that a rally will be held here at York was held again on Ricans when the question was at Madison Square Garden on ministration came down to the applied to them. However, when Tuesday, February 13, in the fair; among them were President June 3rd. student lounge of the main the Jewish students were asked, Bassin and Dean Stern. Several the response was minimal. With stomach churning detail, Dear Chicken Man, building. As in the past, she spoke of the ugliness of the members of the counseling I have been going out with a girl for two ye* representatives from most of the department also were recognized "Suburban kids have been Holocaust. She criticized those clubs were present to try and denied their birthright," the small, who were responsible for seeing to virgin, we have had numerous discussions o there, among them David Lip- sleep together. We love each other, and she i interest entering freshmen in schutz, Bill Corwin and Harriet intense, dynamic figure explained; it that the present generation grew joining their organizations. As in "they have been spoiled by up without learning the truths implicitly. Because of this she has left the d Vines. What should I do? the past, the different clubs also Shortly after one o'clock, the Cadillacs and split-level homes." about the Holocaust. To em- had exhibits to demonstrate their lounge began to get increasingly As an example of this, the Reb- phasize this point, the Rebbetizin capacity for constructive ac- crowded, as the guards let in, more betizin told the story of Milty, a made mention of the Shtoumer, a complishment. people. Meanwhile, near the back typical product of the generation ship built in the 1800's to hold The fair started at about twelve, of the room, former student where Judaism is misrepresen- sixty-five families. It sailed with Dear Buster Hyman, when the guards began to allow senator Neal Haynes hurriedly tative; Jewish education and seven hundred families to Turkey, Buster Hyman! small numbers pf students to enter held a special conference. Its experience is arrested while the where it was turned back. While it the lounge. For he first hour the purpose was to explain the child continues to grow up in the was in port, the Jewish Agency secular world. Kevin, the son of tried unsuccessfully to negotiate guards only allowed a few students abandonment of the plan to Dear Chicken Man, at a time in. During the second Milty, is brought up in a world for the infants aboard. The Who is Doug Kennedy organize a student strike to protest where Judaism is totally escapees were returned to the Gas hour, they Stopped filtering in in the non-rehirings of instructors. small amounts and were allowed to meaningless. He soon learns that Chambers. he can have what everyone else on barge in en masse. The atmosphere of the freshman The Rebbetizin concluded', her Confused, the block or in the neighborhood Doug Kennedy is a small college in •western The intensity of involvement of fair grew increasingly lively as has. He is born into affluence, has address by stressing the way to the clubs in the fair, and the extent more and more freshmen got in to a nice home but is spoiled rotten. survival is, raising Jewish con- of their exhibits varied from club see the different clubs. Some of the His education includes learning science. "Remember," she told her to club. Some of them had little exhibits were really quite in- that Saturday is a day for going audience "we are to be strong if we Dear Chicken Man, more than tables with name-cards teresting. The International Club, shopping or little league. Of are to survive as the proud people Why is there,air? on them, while others appeared so fqr example, distributed various course, there is the tremendous we are." This is the point she active that they seemed to be the samples of foreign cooking while Bar-Mitzvah orgy with go-go emphasizes through her Dear Curious, life-blood of the Freshman Fair the Political Science Club played dancers like everyone else has on organization "Hineni" —Here I Every phys. ed major knows why...to blow u itself. records of famous speeches by am! Refreshments and cake and ice- politicians and displayed pam- cream were provided by the phlets. Among some of the more Student Programming Committee. interesting exhibits were those by Many of the students were the Jewish Students Union, the probably not freshmen. One Gospel Chorus, the Literary member of the S.P.C. observed Magazine, and Pandora's Box. FREE! Announcements ahd club ! GRADES 00 0OU)N LAST f activities ads are free! Deadline: Friday at noon. | SEMESTER? f Call 969-4230/1 or bring ad to room 215 I WANT TO BRINO THEM UP? | Archer Avenue Building. $ * Call: Dr. David Brandt #* Division For Student i Development w * £ 969-4076 *J Room 321 AA photos by Hillary S. Kalman and Antonio Velazquez captions by the Chief Hedgehog, The Plumber (Sam Mora) Allright! Enougl and The Stringbean (Ray Harley) bruary 22,1973 PANDORAS BOX Page 7 Gray Fox Run"- Summer Talent Contest in North Carolina Gray Fox Run, two weeks of fun many items to get ready to and music in the Blue Ridge properly handle this size crowd. Mountains of North Carolina. July Sanitary facilities, food, doctors, 2nd through July 15th. This event nurses, etc. We have 2,500 acres, is to be a contest for amateur but must still insure you of musicians from all over the United suitable campsites. All contestants States, seeking to gain national must be at camp one week prior to recognition. The contest is open to start of Festival. AH spectators all musicians, single artists or may, if they wish, come into camp groups, not presently under starting June 15th to help relieve contract to a major label. There is traffic problems and camping will a $20.00 per person entry fee. (i.e., be on a first come basis except for a five man group would have a contestants. No additional charge total entry fee of $100.00). All for advance camping. Any con- "Pinch me one more time and..." entry fees will be placed in an testant or spectator may cancel escrow account in the BANK OF their reservations by returning NORTH CAROLINA at BOONE, their tickets, name and address no NORTH CAROLINA. The pot later than May 15th, 1973, As soon >ne of the clubs whose contribution to the created by these fees will be as tickets are checked for divided among the winners of the authenticity, refund will be made contest with a first prize of at $20.00 per single jeserve ticket. Y.E.S. $10,000.00. All judging will be Contestants should make done by professionals. Preliminary separate checks for entry fees competition will run from July 2nd payable to Gray Fox Run Escrow and Human - 13th. The 14th - 15th will be Account and state the amount of reserved for finalists who will be people in your group. Upon receipt playing with top name groups. We of registration fees an entry form, are, at present, entering into fact sheet and releases will be sent Sexuality For twayears now. Though she is still a negotiations with Eric Clapton and to contestants for completion. All cussions over whether or not we should The Steve Miller Band. All groups entry and camping fees must be in , and she says she trusts my judgement or individuals must supply all by March 1st, 1973. Camping fees an abortion isn't wanted and the left the decision completely up to me. necessary musical equipment by Maria De Nunzio are to be paid separately and baby is, come to us. Anything you needed for their performance with checks or money orders made want to know about can and will Sincerely, the exception of Piano, Hammond In recent years there has been payable to DAELYNN, INC. At be answered. But-—WE NEED Buster Hyman B-3 organ and professional quality an upsurge of interest on the this time we are expecting a crowd HELP!! Manpowert>is seriously public address system, which will in excess of 500,000. subject of sexuality, both male and female. From Dr. Reuben to "J" to lacking, and it has been our be provided. HMS Film Cor- Here is a chance for fresh, "M", theories about sexuality are greatest setback. poration of Tampa, Florida, has talented musicians to get national on the increase. But supposing, Yours, contracted to film and record this recognition and large prize money after reading all the flippant On Tuesday, March 13, from 12 CM. event to be released as a major along with a two week vacation in literature on the subject that is o'clock on, Y.E.S. is sponsoring an motion picture and soundtrack the spectacular Blue Ridge being published lately, you find all-day Human Sexuality Con- album. This necessitates all entries Mountains. Confused sign appropriate releases for that you still have some questions ference. Featured will be speakers All correspondence, checks for unanswered? Dr. Reuben may from Planned Parenthood, Bir- Movie-, Recording and Book camping,' entry fee, inquiries Rights. All artists to be used in the seem to have all the answers, but thright, the Flushing Women's 1'western Pennsylvania. should be directed to: on closer examination of his works Medical Center, York's physician film and record will be totally Daelynn, Inc. Yours, protected by HMS films and you might find some discrepan- Dr. Rafael Nenner, and perhaps CM. Rt. 1 Box 30 cies. So, who does have the an- more.^ But we desperately need DAELYNN, INC. by agents Tampa, Florida 33612 contracts. swers? your help. We want not only A small number of students here physical aid, but any ideas or Curious All contestants will also need to at York have decided to take a suggestions which you think might make camping reservations. or serious look at the problems faced be helpful for either the Con- Camping fees are $25.00 per ference, the Referral Service, or :o blow up basketballs and volleyballs. by fellow Yorkies, and we've made person or. $40.00 per couple. HMS Productions up our minds that we are going to both. Y.E.S. is doing this for your Yours, Advance reservation are im- Courtney Campbell Causeway benefit, so tell us what you would CM. find the solutions to those perative! As you know, we have Tampa, Florida 33607 problems. And in looking for those -like to see included in our solutions something very in- p ogram. And of course, we teresting came to light: it was strongly urge you to join us. discovered that there are so many Y.E.S. got its name because our DC. J\dvedum people, within and outside this "chief, Sherry Workman, felt school who want very much to that too many negatives were being Continued from p.9 with them. After dinner Jim, the was shitting bricks, but we won answer the questions and give aid thrown around the school. She, Grok to come back to New York. vet, and I went to get Grok, since and took the lane away. Back at to those who are in need of help. and all of us, want to be able to After being"kicked out of several we were up a hill and could start it. the mansion our other roommate But they needed a laison, so Y.E.S. say, "Yes, we can and we will". dorms and being bullshitted by On the way down we ran into some is making a complete ass of was born. You'll be hearing more about us some sound Americans, we schmuck who would be staying himself, all he had to do was open Y.E.S. is a very tiny and the Sexuality Conference in remembered some numbers we with us there. He was a Turd. By his mouth and shit would slide out, organization here at York, con- the weeks to come. And as I said, if were given to find a place. Soon the time we found Grok we were in finally everyone begins to go to sisting of a constantly shifting you've got any questions or Jim contemplated sleeping under a no condition to walk, let alone sleep while I watch a western on number of students. Usually the suggestions, or better yet, you want log in the park that was mentioned drive, but what the hell - we did. TV and Jim discovers he has an average is about three and a half to lend a hand, DON'T to us by a bum. Of course, I never Now to mention the. vet, he told us allergy to cats, and the house is full people, but we haven't let our size HESITATE!! Posted around the gave up and found a place to stay he was an Airborne in Germany of cats. stop us. Our goal is to become a school will be envelopes, such as which was an hour's walk in a but his nerves shattered when he Next morning we part company well-informed referral service, those posted for Grafootie, in case circle from where we were and it got in a car with a N.Y.C. and back for the city. On the way giving confidential aid to any you might want to communicate was up a hill. Things like these Volkswagen driver especially when back I realize my eyes are missing student with any problem. If with us. only happen to freaks and Greeks we were totaled and we also found and so is the booze. Shit. So back you've got a question, such as, The Sexuality Conference is like us. Later we met this nice another N.Y.C. Volkswagen driver to the city we float, and no matter where to get V.D. tests, where to important, not only to us on the wholesome French-American- in the middle of Midtown D.C. how fast we went I still missed get birth control pills, where to Y.E.S. Team, but to you. Y.E.S. is Black family that had a vet staying traffic to fight with for a lane. He M.A.S.H. have an abortion, and what to do if for you—please don't say no.
Unnamed visitor selling pornographic "Wouldn't you like to know what nough with the heavenly light!!! material to local York College degenerates. I'm going to do with this whipped "I'm going to kill the guy who stole my trombone.' cream!" Page 8 PANDORAS BOX February 22.1973
9 uniquely titled Don McLean, is Time," and "The Pride Parade"), publicized as an album con- one which is unusually good centrated on presenting more of a ("Birthday Song"), and one which Wide World of Record variety of songs than on his should never have made it to the previous albums. At the beginning studio ("On The Amazon"). "The of side one this statement appears Pride Parade's" only outstanding true, but when you flip over to side point is two lines to think about: Entertainment: Reviews two. Don McLean , the "American "And your friends are together Pie/Vincent" singer, comes out where the people are all by Regina Vogel with a string of songs that can only gathered/all along the road you Paar for the course? be described as "Don traveled all your days." The McLeanish." number-one failure of the album, CATCH BULL AT FOUR Side one begins with "Dreidel," "On The Amazon" is Don Mc- by Joe Raskin course, is Paar's ego. Paar regards a fast and rhythmical number Lean's attempt to be amusing and himself as God's gift to television, Cat Stevens was seventeen years unlike the usual soft McLean to use words that require the use of On the last installment of Jack a claim that can be rejected by old when he was signed with ballads. Following "Dreidel" are a dictionary: "on the Amazon the Paar Tonite, one of the shows that anyone who ever saw Diana Rigg Deram Records in England. "Bronco Bill's Lament," "Oh My pax vobiscum bite/on the Amazon ABC has the unmitigated gall to in The Avengers. The films of Within a short period of time he What A Shame," and "If We the epiglotis fight/on the Amazon pass off as a replacement for Dick Randy and the lion cubs, or Paar had a few hit songs but the small Try," all possessing the distinctive the hemisphere at night all slink/- Cavett in a series jokingly referred playing football with the Kennedys print in his contract prevented him Don McLean sound; the second where the agnostics drink/all the to as ABC's Wide World of En- maty have been cute once, but it from experimenting with his song is the better of the three and hippodromes that lie concealed in tertainment, Mr. Paar remarked was played to death years ago. compositions. Here in America, the third reminds me of a com- mud/hunt the metronomes that "right on!!" because he felt that he Paar would be wise to check on the only song associated with him bination of two songs, circa 1962 live in swamp and flood/then the wasn't being "topical" enough, what has happened to television is "Matthew and Son;" after this and 1966, which I will refrain from kodachromes come out and drink This is, of course, the man who since he left television about a recording Cat Stevens' name naming since these songs are a their blood, poor ginks..." The once remarked: "I never vote it decade ago. The whole situation is disappeared from rock surveys. ridiculous combination. The last music is a slow tap-dancing type only encourages them." Somehow, unfortunate, because Paar is a very During his hibernation he song on this side is "The More number which you can memorize there is something very obscene talented, funny man. The problem recovered from TB, his contract You Pay (The More It's Worth)" after one listening while the lyrics about Jack Paar saying "Right is that little of that talent or that with Decca expired and he signed which poorly tells the tale of make you want to know just what On!" It's like having your oldest wit has shown through. Jack Paar with Island Records in England someone buying a mare for McLean was on when he wrote it. relative suddenly becoming a Tonite has been nothing but one and A&M Records in the United twenty-five cents at an auction. Grateful Dead freak. solid "I". And if only the water States. closet joke was funny.... The only worthwhile part of the Don McLean's only asset is As everybody knows, Jack Paar Catch Bull at Four is Cat song is the lyrics which at the end "Dreidel" which if it is released as is a television veteran. He ABC does have the right idea in Stevens' third A&M album, the asks "and where was the boy, who a single will destroy all possible preceeded Johnny Carson as host bringing back old Tonight Show • others being Mona Bone Jakon rode on her back/with his arms sales of the album. Although it is of The Tonight Show, and also hosts. The only thing is that in and Tea for the Tillerman. Now, at holding right 'round her neck/how supposed to be an album con- hosted a prime time show in the using Paar, they missed by several twenty-four, no contracts hold him tightly she clung, when they both taining a variety of song styles, it early 1960's. Before that, he had years. Steve Allen's guest ap- from producing records without a were young/and fate had not let only proves that "American Pie" replaced Walter Cronkite, of all pearences on The Dick Cavett ninety piece orchestra. Catch Bull this poor girl be so/disgraced." presently can not be repeated or people, on a CBS show that had Show over the summer proved that at Four exemplifies Cat Stevens' surpassed and that Don McLean attempted to cut into the ratings of he, at least, is as talented and talent in his songs (nine out of ten Side one is a masterpiece if compared to side two which is actually another McLean album The Today Show. Now, Jack is funny as ever. Utilizing some of his are his own compositions, one was that can be used on airlines under back as Peggy Cass would say in old trademarks, such. as the co-written) and - in his presents five songs, three of which could use improvement ("Nar- the title of "music to fall asleep an. attempt to cut into Johnny camera on the street, he was at his musicianship (he plays piano, Carson's ratings. The old CBS cisissma," "Falling Through by." peak. Several, times, I spit milk, electric mandolin, Spanish guitar, entry was a failure, and this show, cookies, sandwiches, and tooth- synthesizer, acoustic guitar, as well as many of the Wide World paste all over my living room, electric piano, electric guitar, of Entertainment shows, is a because I was laughing so hard. I Diamond organ, drums and penny failure, particularly in a matter of was actually sad when Cavett came whistle). content and originality. back, because that meant no more Cat Stevens' back-up band Maybe the years have gotten to Steve Allen. (Steve will be doing a consists of four skilled musicians, Jack. Whatever it is, there's a lot concert in New York in a few Gerry Conway, Alun Davis, Alan missing from Jack Paar Tonite. He weeks, featuring several of the old Jarnes, and Jean Roussel, plus a seems to have an attitude that says Tonight Show veterans, such as few musicians who helped out in "You must like me! After all, I was Tom Poston, Dayton Allen, etc.) If one or two numbers. the king of the late night ABC passed Allen up for Paar, I'm Catch Bull at Four opens with television!!!" It shows in his amazed. "Sitting," the latest Cat Stevens response to criticisms of the show. song, followed by "Boy With a With the exception of In Paar has taken a self-rightous Concert, (not counting the show Moon and Star on His Head," outlook, making it look as if all which is one of the most beautiful with Grand Funk) and Dick Cavett criticism is below him. He has himself, little of the Wide World songs around today. The attempted to start a feud with tranquility of this song is followed shows have been up to the stan- Gerald Nachman, a rather un- dards that ABC had set with. the by "Angel Sea," a fast-moving, distinguished TV critic with the rhythmical number that blends the Cavett show. What promised to be Daily News. Paar invited Nachman a passable, if not interesting, acoustic guitars, synthesizer, and on his show in order to debate the drums of Cat Stevens, Alun Davis, format isn't. It now turns out that merits and debits of the program, many will be looking forward to and Gerry Conway into one of the but Nachman wisely refused. The best arranged songs on the album. only seven of a possible twenty- whole episode only served to point eight shows. And what else is "Silent Sunlight" is the next out Paar's situation. When once he number, a slow song which serves there? How often will CBS have on could get into feuds with the likes a movie like Wild In The Streets? as a break between the fast "Angel of Jack O'-Brian and similarly Sea" and "Can't Keep It In," a How often will Channel 5 have on reactionary columnists, he cannot something like Casablanca? How nunjber which uses repetition of get into a feud with Nachman, words very well: "I'm up for your often will Channel 9 have on because, the whole situation is something like The Bank. Dick? love, love heats my blood/Blood different. Nachman was evaluating spins by head, and my head falls in the show, not Paar and he is The saddest figure in all of this love...You got so much to say, say entitled to do so. is Dick Cavett. The shit he has what you mean/Mean what you're taken from ABC has been in- thinking and think anything..." The whole star of the show, of Continued on p.11 Side Two starts off with "Eighteenth Avenue (Kansas City Nightmare)" which begins softly until the break which combines electric piano, piano, percussion, drums, acoustic guitar, organ, FOLK) 0 bass and strings into one section of well-composed mass confusion. "Freezing Steel" follows and once by Joe Fischgrund that, but anyone who claims to be once played the title role in "Joe," Sutherland making use of this rich again Cat Stevens' synthesizer is so objective is probably not en- the story of Archie Bunker gone source of humor. prominent and adds a touch that Not many movies give the viewer joying the movies they review. So I mad, steals the show in Steelyard improves the already well- the impression that the actors generally go to see Jane Fonda Blues with a remarkably In theme the movie is neither performed recording. The lyric enjoyed (or even disliked) their movies-and not only is Steelyard uninhibited performance. The light nor heavy. Simply, it is»about page provides the translation to parts in it very much. Not often Blues a Jane Fonda movie and twist in the plot is that Jesse's big freedom. Jesse, Iris, and Eagle "O Caritas" (composed by does it seem that there is a real "thus one which qualifies for non- and pig brother Frank (changed want to fly to a place where there Toumazis/Taylor/Stevens); relationship between character objective and a priori approval, it his name to) Veldin is running for are no jails of any kind. Don't we without them the listener would and actor or actress. And, it might also happens to be a good, funny, DA and is always having his all? At one point Veldini remarks only have the music to enjoy. The be argued that this is just the way and enjoyable movie. lackeys keep tabs on Jesse so that to Iris: "If you're still worrying last two numbers are "Sweet it should be: what is important is he will be of no further em- about what they might do to you, The plot involves the efforts of a they've still got you." A gentle nod Scarlet" and "Ruins", both slow- the performance, not the per- lovable group to rebuild a WWII barrassment to the ambitious paced numbers which are former; the dance instead of the Frank. of assent or perhaps even a plane and fly to a place where murmured 'right-on' might be an adequately composed and dancer. But despite the demands there are no jails. The crew In style the movie is pretty much arranged but do not keep up with appropriate response to such a of some critical theory, in our consists mainly of the following: slapstick. Standard slapstick £ags the high standards of the previous everyday electric-video world real such as collapsing furniture, perception. songs. These last numbers are the Jesse Veldini (Donald Sutherland) people, like Jane Fonda for just out of jail; Iris (Jane Fonda) a Mission Impossible capers, One final note: the musical only items that could use im- example, also act in movies, like pouring iced drinks down people's provement; other than that Catch prostitute and Jesse's ex; and score written by rock heavies Mike Jane Fonda does in Steelyard pants-all are generally used with Bull at Four is one of the best Eagle Thronberry (Peter Boyle), a Bloomfield, Paul Butterfield, Nick Blues (which this by the way is a albums in recent months. nut, former human fly in the style and wit. There seems to be Gravenites, and Maris Muldaur review of). circus, and perpetrator of some of little of this type of comedy in the fits and enhances the movie. As a And which is all by way of the finest Marlon Brando movies now, with the exception of bonus, the soundtrack album is by DOINMcLEAN saying that there is no such thing imitations in recent memory. Woody Allen movies, and it is nice itself an easy and pleasant to listen Don McLean's third album, as an objective review and not only Incidentally, Peter Boyle, who to see modernists like Fonda and to collection of blues based songs. February 22,1973 PANDORA'S BOX Page 9 Nixon's Inauguration Adventures of'The Freak'and'The Greek' Back in the dorm we found that' those of other groups were held in the place is wall-to-wall people. more respect. All forms of Amid cries of "get your toes out of government were shown to have my ear," and "you're sitting on my been turned around to suit the girl's face," we found our things purpose of those people in and tried to sack out. However, I government rather than to suit the noticed that there were two dudes people for whom the government that have been following us around works for. for a long while and could not With the beginning of the sleep. With the coming of dawn march, order was brought about. the place was almost organized My photographer and I were with enough to be called a mad house. no special group or organization. But we finally got together and got We headed for the front of the out to go do our work. There was parade where the first group to no way for a freak and a Greek to. move but was the people who even get within ten blocks of thg depicted the dead of the war, those Dick. Now I come to the part of that died at Attica, Kent State and the story that is the true reason for all the towns and villages that have my even bothering to write this been totally destroyed in Viet nonsense - the protest, the Nam, Laos and Cambodia. After demonstration and the cops. Yeah, these came all political, student don't forget the cops. There were and religious groups. There were about 10,000 cops in uniform, add several things that always kept to that undercover, F.B.I., C.I.A. bothering me such as the number and Secret Service, count-in the of cops that had infested the area, National Guard, M.P.'s from the and a number of times I spotted Army, Air Force, Navy and several characters with walkie- Marines, plus I saw some members talkies and gas masks. They of the 101 St. Airborne, just to probably knew something that we protect the tricky Dick. I wonder didn't. why. With all the people that went For hours thousands and to see the actual inaugaration and thousands of people came to hear all the force that was there to keep speeches at the site in front of the peace, the number of those people Washington Monument and even that were there that were against while the speeches were going on Nixon and the War far out- there was no end to the tide of numbered those that were for people that kept coming. Of the Nixon. dignitaries that were speaking the I am not totally sure of the only one that I heard ,of or number of people that were there; remember was Bella Abzug. After the government says 25,000 to the speeches were made there were 50,000 but they lie a lot and those several groups that were singing when one of the police that came by Antonio Velazquez bail for us just in case?.." weird looking turkey with a people in charge of the protest say to reinforce those already posted After five furious hours of walkie-talkie hung around for that there were crowds over continuous driving, we finally forty-five minutes. 100,000. Until the march itself on the monument took a North (January 19, 1973) My trusted came to our nation's capital (wow), begun there is not much to tell Vietnamese flag and destroyed it. photographer, James Theodorou Washington D.C. whoopee, the Back in Grok the Terrible, we since it was nothing but a total dis- That angered the students. and I were making final home of the free and the brave! learn that the only place we can organized mob. Everyone was Noticing this, one of the speakers preparations to leave for Bullshit. stay is in Georgetown University. trying to get his or her message asked for the crowds to calm down and not to get violent. But the Washington, . D.C. to try and Lost earlier in Bal-to-more, fate Getting there was half the fun, and across at the same time. But all photograph President Nixon's repeated itself. the other half was finding a spot at that was being said was basically police decided to become pigs and coronation and also photograph "There's a cop! Stop and ask the top of a large enough hill so discrimination and give more came riding off the hill on their all or most of the demonstrations directions!" that we could start Grok the next power to the people instead of to Harleys making like a cross that would be going on against the day. Having found a convenient the military. between John Wayne and the Hells war before it ended. Also our main "I don't like southern spot, we proceeded to take our Most of what was going on was Angels. Naturally I don't mind hopes were to be able to sell the "I don't like southern cops. valuables with us (cameras, film, against the war and the Trick Dick fighting but not a pig on a bike; I photos to Associated Press and Anyway, he's on a motorcycle." lenses, sleeping bags, money, was depicted as a new Hitler. had to protect my camera and life, maybe make some money for our "Ask the Ocifer-I mean Officer weapons, booze, pipes, etc.), and Nixon was brought down in almost and my photog was right on my trouble. What is to follow are the of the Law anyway! walked on campus as if we every way conceivable except heels. zany, totally outrageous but true Just our luck, the cop was the belonged there. Shit, we're lucky having an effigy of him hanging After leaving the scene of the mis-adventures of the 'Freak' and stereotype Southern fried red- that their security is not as good as from a gallows. He was shown as a protest, we are rejected by A.P. the Greek. necked-cracker type stormtrooper our great Wacky Nutts. Naturally, papermaiche Mad-Bomber, a play and we found our way back to "What are you doing with my with the most outrageous accent every building in the place had a in which he was King Richard I, Georgetown on foot, in fact we phone?" that could be mounted on a two- main lounge, so we chose the the chicken-hearted and so on. walked from 7 A.M. to 10 P.M. in "I'm calling to find out where bit put-put bike. Asking directions building nearest the exit (obvious There was no flag burning but all nasty cold weather. Then we found the Viet Vets are gonna start their was a panic, so we stopped as reasons). This lounge was large American flags held by the that we'd been kicked out. So for march, where the SDS is gonna be, many times as we can, to see the and spacious and unknown to us protestors were upside down, the the next few hours we roamed and where everything is going to be people's reaction to us. would become the haven for international signal for distress, Georgetown looking for a place to stay since we were afraid to bother when we_ get to D.C." While driving around the hundreds of others. Leaving our and the flags of.the North Viet- "Did you dial area code 202?" Capital, the thought that was possessions, we traveled the namese, the Communist Party and Continued on p.7 "Yea, why?" most on our minds cannot be campus in search of food and "That's Washington, and I'll be written here since this is still a cigarettes, and after finding only a damned if you call long distance family newspaper, such as my cafeteria, we rolled our own. on my phone!!!" photographer's family reads it. Having run out of roast beef "Well, how are we gonna find But those of you who know either sandwiches, our rumbling out where to go?" the Greek or myself can guess stomachs told us to try the food at ."Yeah, be at the right place at what we were after. So we finally the only decent cafeteria we had the wrong time and maybe get our decided to first go find the ever seen on a campus before. The heads busted. The second I see Associated Press office and then a food being palatable, we ate until trouble I am grabbing my gear and place to crash. While Jimmy we were contented. Slowly we the nearest chick and running." checked out the A.P., this reporter began to notice the students "I know, I know. You got the tried to find a place to stay. I around us. OMYGOD! They film?" should never have worn black or really looked like college students! "No, I thought you had it." taken my sacred eyes or the other I mean pullover sweaters, white "I thought you bought it." paraphanalia that make people socks and the "collegiate look." I "I was supposed to buy the walk in circles around me. Hell, swear we felt almost as much out- food." they acted as if I was going to mug of-place as when I was an over- "I did that, remember?" them or something. Finally I got a night guest of the 20th Precinct; "Let's buy the film now." lead as to where we might be able A party was being held, so we The film was bought, the Bug to stay. Meeting Jimmy back at the were naturally curious to see these (Grok the car) was filled with gas, car, we find that Grok the car, our people at play, when we ran into and we were on our ay to who trusty insect, decided to take a four other dudes from - believe it knows what. Then, somewhere Out little nap and didn't want to wake or not, God's country - Queens. So in the vast nothingness of New up. Just for fun, try to hand crank we walked in and before we even Jersey, a sudden thought came to a Bug that has a dead starter in finished getting to the bar we get me, and I turned to Jim who was cold, wet weather. For two hours thrown out by an apologetic cop. trying to push Grok up to ninety we did this strange procedure Now on the way out there was one mph while playing tag with a while passerbys gave us weird chick so drunk that she could tractor trailor. (If you've never looks. Somehow almost getting hardly walk who looked up and played tag with a tractor trailor on busted for 'strippinn' our own car blurted out, "What are they doing the New Jersey Turnpike while didn't seem funny at the time. It here?" Oh, yeah-on our little tour doing eighty-seven mph in a '65 still doesn't. Finally, in my own of the campus we found a Bug, you should try it-it'll grow sophisticated, graceful and totally graveyard in the middle of it. So hair on your chest and turn it unique manner I gently persuaded don't think that York is gonna be white.) I asked Jim "Do you think some dummy to give us a push the only school with a built-in we got enough money to spring with his car. All this, while some graveyard. photos by Antonio Velazquez Page 10 PANDORA'S BOX February 22,1973
David Ignatow and GRAFOOTIE English 355 (Living Writers) To Injun Bill, Plant Life, Crazy Steve rumor has it that you found To the boy with the big blue eyes invites everyone to meet Tony, Peg and the rest...I am not a secret passage-behind a fireplace and shagged hair in room 103 at gay and even if I were I definitely mantel that moved, 12:00 whom I've been following wouldn't go after Neal Haynes. and staring at since Sept, Why don't you ever smile at me? Bonnie
George: He's not a walrus, he's not To the crew in Biology 120C If a monkey and he's not a rat.-Oscar man is a relatively hairless animal, Bobolis is a mole. Can YouAllan Katz putz salt in his soda. why do we keep eating those Remember That! N.H. chocolate bunny rabbits during Easter? ATTENTION!!! Bayside reunion Carlyne G.: This never got in when for all 1970 freshmen. Place it was relevent so here it goes again Trailer 2 (only Baysiders know To Professor Cravats: If you have a Thank You for your valiant efforts about this trailer) Ah-nostalgia!! author of "A Walker In The City" book on the above subject, I want to salvage a ship didn't sink. Neal and "On Native Grounds" to see it. A concerned student. & the rest.
JILL. Why are you scared of Tony? To T.B.: Where did you get your Flo, I'll pick you up at 8:00 Tuesday, 2/27 cold? And don't hand me any of that birds and bees stuff. The To L.H.P., Mechanic. Happy Valentines Day. This Heidi, Keep in tune. Maybe we'll isn't a week late it's just that I care 12 Noon start our column again in enough to remember a week Grafootie. Hall and Judy longer. To Joe the Senator: You should Sam have paneled your head instead of Room 002M your walls at home. Risque and Moccasins. How is it going Steve Bernbaum? From Allan Katzoff. B.C.G. - I still love thee! M.D.
Flash: You do your Lenny Bruce act and I'll do mine. M.W. The family may be reached at 222 Who is the sensuous student? Ghetto Square, N.Y., N.Y. 11400 Y.E.S. KNOWS! Come find out on March 13 at 12:00! SPC presents Crazy Tony and Chickenman make a knife pair. Bonnie R., call me I'm single! Eddie CUDDLES: You got ENGAGED! How could you do this to me!! Alas, my love for you is ending- Hillary: Thank you, thank you, Forsooth and for shame! Still thank you. Soon we'll get a bottle Steve B. A gallon of Sangria only Truly, The little Italian of Bali-Hai and do the jigsaw reaches up to your toes! puzzle. Our luck it'll probably Iw ummd turn out to be 17 3/4 inches long. Hey Cuddles-Now that you're Neal, This is a dog- Right?!? gone, how's your brother Al? Silly Wabbit: Heard you're back in Friday 2/23 8 P.M. school but I haven't seen you around. Where are you? Glad to Dear Swartz, Ali wants to know Marsanico- Where did you go? have you back. P.S. Send love to where the hell you put her shades. Love, Danunz Anne for us. Moccasins and Eilaine (The G—K) P.S.-Hi, Risque. George-I still love your body. Humanities Building Please don't graduate, stay another year. Everyone does! Ah, to be young and a Yorkie!!!
Steve B., Stickmen are the kool c things to build when snowmen Speaker of the house, where are Bum-Out. Don't blame me for anything Flo- 50 Admission you? I only answer the phones around here. Can I help it if the guilty parties are never around to face the music? And don't shout over York extends warm wishes for Sue: Good things come in small the phone. "Over-the-Hill Dorethea" packages, Right?..Huh..Right? Joey B. Raskin P.S. Ray sez you have lovely eyes.
Lester: When all of life shall be Collegiate Research & Advisory Service Don't worry, It's only a 30 ft. drop none but dust..Only then shall we 2 Sylvan St. Suite 5 into the river. But then it's no A warning from the Health Nation's Largest Catalogue Listing look unto the insane for guidance. where near the lodgeSSS Department- POW bracelets turn Rutherford, N.J. 07070 Complete Educational Research "E". wrists green! Consider yourselves Material 17 miles from N.Y.C.), warned. Office Hours; Mon-Fri 9-5, Sat 10-4 Call 1201) 933-6117 Eveninas Will Be Posted Dear Captain B., If you don't reply Mr. Steve Bernstein, It has come in 10 days we will assume you are to my attention that our contract Hey Jerry!!!! What's the no longer with us and have gone to of 2/2,3,4/73 is still pending. It is story?????!! that great C.D.C. terminal in the necessary that it^ be completed in sky. Respectfully, Capt. B's Flying the very near future for obvious Club. reasons. (Spring) Your place or mine? Oh, for a summer day when I could go to the beach and get horny!! himk Dawn, How was the kissing Now that Diana Rigg is doing a marathon in Queens, last week? situation comedy, what else is Sorry that I didn't stop and talk to there left to live for???!!!! poor julie.....Gone With The you longer. HaL John Steed and Mothef Weathervanes"
: J?6363636363535*363638363^ 1 /•'•'. ' •"' MANAM AlklXY/ EXCITINCVr»IT1MGO BENEFITSDFMrriTV , ' 'f Join York's Soccer Team Ambitious Rep Wanted To Work York Campus Call Mr. Eng. Phys Ed. Department at 423-4059. CALL MR. KATZ ) 939 - 0770 HOURS ARE FLEXIBLE (212 t Do ft Now. February 22,1973 PANDORA'S BOX Page 11 The Political Science Wwit'b Association Proudly Presents 2/21-2/26 Robert Klein Bitter End
2/23 Harry Chapin College of New Rochelle JEROME KRETCHMER
2/24 Captain Beefheart Town Hall formerly of E.P.A.
2/24 Byrds Capito! Theatre Now possible MayoraL Candidate Jim Dawson Tranquility for N.Y.C.
2/25 John Prine Lincoln Center (Alice Tully) Feb. 27 Rm. 108 2/28-3/5 Brewer and Shipley Bitter End 12:00 NOON All invited 3/1 Loggins and Messina Carnegie Hall
3/2 Rock and Roll Revival Madison Square Garden Little Richard Wilson Pickett SPC •* Orlons
3/2 David Bromberg Philharmonic Hall Loudon Wainwright III
3/2 Kris Kristofferson Westbury Rita Coolidge
3/3 Bee Gees Capitol Theatre 3/4 Canned Heat Westbury will return on Friday, March 2nd, 3/4 Muddy Waters Carnegie Hall 8P.M. in the Humanities Building. 3/8 Don McLean Carnegie Hall ••*••••*• 3/9-3/11 Lily Tomlin Westbury 3/9 Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Town Hall Admission is50*^ 3/16 Mahavishnu Orchestra Felt Forum ••••*•••• •3/16-3/17 Cheech and Chong Westbury Steely Dan Refreshments, cheese and k •k entertainment provided. k 3/18 James Gang Carnegie Hall
3/19 Grateful Dead Nassau Coliseum •••••**••
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I The Medical Health Services Division For Student Development is instituting starting immediately a 3 weight control program. Anyone interested should come to The Medical Health Services ATTENTION Department between 9 A.M. and 12 noon. Main Building Raphael P. Nenner, M.D. SENIORS Room 553 Gladys Holmes, R.N. >aaBBB»Q»PttBPQ80PBPaaoooopooooooooooo»o g ft a it a a •; Join Yearbook '73 now! Contact Harriet Poor for the Course Vines (Montgomery Ward Building, 3rd floor - Continued from p.8 credible. When his show first went He appears to be bitter, and it's telephone number 969-4047) Help needed in j on the air, he was advertised as one probably only a matter of time till of the bright new faces in Dick tells ABC to go screw copy, layout, photography and graphics. television. Since then, he has been themselves. And with the given little, if any, support from departure of Cavett, probably the ABC, and it shows. Carson gets best of all the late night TV hosts, support from NBC, and it shows, it will really be the end of late also. That's why Carson is number night TV as an effective medium. No experience needed. one. NBC is willing to back him all After all, how many times can you the way. ABC ran out on Cavett. watch Art Fern? Page 12 PANDORA'S BOX February 22,1973
NOMADS ON 4-GAME TEAR
tournament. If nothing else, the he is just a freshman and lacking Nomads will be looking to get back in what you could call court sense. Yeshiva & John Jay at some of the teams they didn't This game was a rough one for come out so well against. But, as the Nomads. It sounds partisan, by Marc Bresalier Feb. 12th-The steaking Nomads Coach Bailin has said, the big but there were a number of Evers' have copped their third victory in a problem that the Nomads have is fouls that were either not seen or Feb. lOth-The Nomads picked row over John Jay College by a by Ray Harley height. Karis and Gonerra are the ignored by the officials. Louis up where they left off against score of .56-50. The starting five, two tall men on the squad, or Karis was at one time surrounded Cathedral and won their second Lou Karis, Ed Gonerra, Chris Feb. 16-With Louie Karis perhaps I should say the only tall by three Evers players, and was game in a row and 3rd of the Georgoulis, Charlie Mardis and supplying the points, Ed Gonerra men with experience. Both are 6' almost knocked on to Nostrand season beating Yeshiva University Bruce Freiman, are finally putting giving the crowd a good show, 3". Alton Gibson is 6' 4-1/4", but Avenue. Two members of the 59-52. it all together. The combination of Charlie Mardis in charge, and Evers suicide squad decided to The first half was a see-saw taking high percentage shots and Bruce Freiman showing that BOX SCORE look and then leap, and they battle with Ed Gonerra working playing aggressive defense is larceny can be fun, the Nomads EVERS landed on Larry Poole. Poole can't inside and getting outside help taking it's toll against their op- defeated Medger Evers College at FG FS TP afford to get any shorter. Early on, from Charlie Mardis and Bruce ponents. Evers by the score of 70-58. It was Wade 1 - 2 Ed Gonerra was given a playful Freiman, each of them hitting for Ed Gonerra came up with the Yorkies' fifth win of the Hall 2 4 tap by an opponent, and found 6 points. With Lou Karis and Ed another strong first half per- season, and their fourth victory in Gilliam 5 1 11 himself in the second row of seats. Gonerra in 1st half foul trouble, formance scoring ten points and a row. Steele 3 - 6 Jes' good, clean fun. with 3 apiece, Yeshiva managed to Chris Georgoulis gave York The Nomads were really up for Nelson, Jr. 3 . 6 control of the boards while , A plus for Evers was their small, go into the dressing room with a this one; as one of them put it: Gilbert 5 2 12 but spirited crowd. For once, I saw 25-24 halftime lead. everyone played tough defense Sydner 3 - 6 giving the Nomads a commanding "Man, I'm high and I ain't a crowd that allowed itself to be In the second half, York turned touched a thing." Bailin's Boys Heiligon 1 1 3 led by the cheerleaders. They never 23-14 half time lead. were in control all of the way, and Young 4 - 8 The second half was all Bruce stopped yelling, even with 10 it showed even in the pre-game TOTALS 27 58 seconds to go, they were still Freiman as he exploded for 17 warm-ups. The Nomads were 4 questioning the masculinity of the points and 21 for the game. He hit yelling and carrying on, while the tour jumpers but more important Yorkies. While that inay sound Evers team just went through the FOULED OUT: Gillian, Steele. terrible, it did have it's good ef- and clutch was cool hand Luke's 9 drill in a manner that made you YORK straight foul shots down the FG fects: right after'the York captain think it was high mass. Evers did FS TP was described^ as one of the limp- stretch to ice the game and Chris Karis 6 7 19 Georgoulis continued domination close the gap to about 4 points wristed minority, he (Karis) swiped about halfway through the 2nd Poole _ 7 7 of the boards to hold off John Mardis the ball and turned it into two half, but a few key steals by Bruce 2 1 5 points. Brute! Freiman bought the barn for Georgoulis 4 5 ' 13 Gonerra 7 _ 14 DRIBBLES: Ed Gonerra had a them. slight altercation with one of the This set lineup (Karis, Mardis, Freiman 4 2 10 Nixon 1 - 2 Evers men here tonight; not much, Georgoulis, Gonerra, and just some shoving, but it was Freiman) works well together and TOTALS enough to make several of should make York's presence felt 24 22 70 HALFTIME SCORE: 34-23 Caucasion observers turn whiter in the upcoming C.U.N.Y. Favor of York. than usual. Charlie Mardis the tables on Yeshiva and worked their shots exclusively inside tfe On Awl 9K Tb Cml causing three of their starters into foul trouble. Lou Karis personally by Joey B. Raskin style of writing which seems to As .a result, he jumped to the tore Yeshiva apart by scoring 15 plague most sports biographies. Sonics in 1970. His class had not points in the second half and However, it is here where 1 Stand Up For Something yet graduated from Detroit, and taking game high honors with 19. Haywood and Russell part N.B.A. Commissioner Walter The only reason why the Bill Libby and Spencer company, in terms of how their i Haywood Kennedy sought to keep him out of Nomads didn't run away with this lives compare. Haywood could not the league on these grounds. It one was the hot shooting of High Scorer Louis Karis Grosset and Dunlap get along with his college coach, went to court, and in one of the Yeshiva's Wenig in the second Hay's futile closing drive. 86.95 Jim Harding, (nor could many most historic decisions in the half. When he was finally through It is quite evident that the other players, as told by news history of professional sports, bombing away, he came up with 12 Nomads are finally jelling and Stand Up For Something, the stories coming out of Detroit, or by Justice Warren Ferguson ruled in points for the half and his team's playing a much tougher brand of what was said about him in Connie favor of Haywood. The Haywood high "of 18 points for the game. story of Spencer Haywood, the all- ball then in the first half of the star forward for the Seattle Hawkins Foul and found that his decision has made it possible for On the Nomads side of the year. The addition of Charlie position at Detroit was becoming other players like Jim Chones, Phil court, Charlie Madris played Supersonics of the National Mardis and Ed Gonera have Basketball Association is an increasingly tenuous due to this, Chenier, and Brian Taylor to turn another solid game defensively and solidified the team considerably, and the poverty his family was professional without waiting for offensively scoring another 6 important book, because for the giving them added leadership and first time, it tells the story behind living in. As a result, he became their class to graduate, eliminating points in the second half for a total much needed height. The next the first college undergraduate to one of the more ridiculous rules of 12 and Larry Poole did a fine the actions of one of the most three contests against Medger controversial athletes of bur time. sign with a professional basketball that has existed in professional job coming off the bench and Ever's, Cortland St., and Old team, with the Denver Rockets in sports. tallying 7 points to help sew up the Above that, it's a pretty good Westbury will be a good test of the book. 1969. Bill Libby used the part- game and keep Mr. Bailin smiling teams strength going into the city The 1969-70 season was a huge autobiography, part-biography, at least until next game. Stand Up For Something can be tournament in March. compared to another book on success for Haywood. He was the part-interview format with a great basketball, Bill Russell's great Go Most, Valuable Player and Rookie deal of success in Hot Rod Up For Glory, because they tell of the Year in the A.B.A, and Hundley's book, Clown, and his similar stories. Both were born in stood out for the Rockets in the success is repeated with Stand Up the South, in Louisiana, and there playoffs, despite the fact that they Fv • Something. It is an interesting they encountered racism that was were eliminated by the Los and accurate account of the life not unusual for southern Blacks. Angeles Stars early in them. and times of a very troubled man. Both moved north, Russell to During the season and after it, he Now that Haywood has a secure Oakland, Haywood to Detroit, and became increasingly disenchanted future in Seattle, we see a new there they found that racism is as with the Rockets, and by their person, and what probably lies inherent to the North as it is to the family-run front office. Haywood ahead for him. Stand Up for South. Somewhere along the line was signed to a contract, which, if Something is a very interesting in high school, both discovered desired, could have kept Haywood book, and is a very interesting that they could play basketball on with the Rockets, doing ex- document on contemporary sports. better, in fact, than most human tremely menial tasks, before he I can think of many people in- beings, and basketball became would be able to collect fully on volved with sports who would their escape. Both distinguished the contract. profit by reading this book. themselves in college play, Haywood at the University of Ed Gonera, slick-shooting forward for the Nomads, is getting his Detroit, Russell at the University picture in this issue because of his contribution to the Nomads' of San Francisco, and both were four game winning streak. Actually, we could have given him an the stars of the Olympic basketball The Nomads of York College will be playing their last game of this official title like "Athlete of the Week," or something like that, but team that they played on. Both year's basketball season on Friday, February 23, at 8 P.M. The game will if we did, we'd have to give him some kind of prize. Which costs speak about their early lives with be played at Hillcrest High School, right across Parsons Blvd. from the money. Now, quick: Why haven't we named him "Athlete of the remarkable honesty, not bothering Hillside Jewish Center. The Yorkies will be playing Old Westbury. Now Week?" You're getting warmer... to resort to the "gosh, shucks" look guys; you ought to be able to make this one.