Editorial Comments To Tell We Support The Truth Bill Baird Aside from a few freshman students with a genuine concern and a high degree of involve­ by STEVE DICKINSON tacks on people not of the Catholic faith by these ment, it is impossible to find the Corning Com­ people, all in the name of God, of course. I call Bill Baird’s visit to Corning Community Col­ munity College freshman class. Either they have this hypocritical. It is a little difficult to see the all been swept away by some scheming sopho­ lege made many of us take a long hard look at real world through a stained glass window, isn’t more or they are suffering an acute case of apa- many of the issues we have been confronted with it? thia. Since there is no known cure for this dread­ in the past decade, namely abortion laws, con­ ful disease, we must all work together to find a Mr. Baird returns to court next month to traception, morality, morality and the law, and fight again for the rights of all of us. If he wins, suitable antidote. we win. If he loses, only he is punished by im­ The 1970-71 academic year has reached the religion. Mr. Baird can be labeled by some as a prisonment. Mr. Baird needs your help, if only three-quarter mark and still the class of '71 has crusader for the rights of women to choose to by a letter to the clinic. The address is: the load of organizing the bulk of campus activi­ have the number of children they wish to have. ty. It is a tribute to the sophomore class that any I prefer to see him as a crusader for the rights of STOP work is done at all. But what about 1971-72? Who all of us—rights that the hierarchies of different 107 Mar. will burden the task when the sophomores are Hempstead, Long Island groups of power have chosen to call privileges gone? The class of ’72 must gel soon or there will we do not deserve. The phone number for any kind of assistance is: be nothing left for them to do but wither away 516 JE T 2626 in obscurity. In naming the Roman Catholic Church as the In the next few weeks, seminars and work­ chief obstacle in his struggle to allow us to re­ shops will be held to bring the freshman class gain our rights as individuals, Baird outlined a out of storage and hopefully on to the produc­ tion line. These are being held not only to insure major force in the Corning-Elmira area. The col­ the success of the 1971-72 academic year, but to lege is situated in an area over which the power­ involve the freshman class in campus matters. ful few of the Catholic church has a great deal Unless these workshops are attended heavily, of control, not only over those of that faith, but they cannot be beneficial. The class of ’72 stands the Catholic Church would impose their “morali­ on shaky legs until they become fortified with a ty” on all of us. sense of concern. Will the real freshman class please stand up? I join Bill Baird in his questioning of the “Morality” of the Catholic Church. Mr. Baird described the riches of that church while, not a mile away, 12 people try to live in one room, The where parents must sleep in shifts to keep their children from being bitten by rats in their sleep. Why, Mr. Baird asks, shouldn’t the Church sell the jeweled crowns, the golden crosses and can­ dlesticks, and marble to feed the people they pro­ Staff fess to care for with the comforts of religion? These points may seem abstract only until we look around Corning and see the cases that ap­ Meetings: Friday at 1:00 ply. The Crier itself has been actually brought to the pulpit by the Catholic Church and attacked Deadline for Friday Issue: for its advocation of contraception and abortion Preceding Friday at 2:00 law repeals. Although our name was mentioned, I feel it unnecessary to name the specific church and priest as this case is only one instance of at- T he Crier Business & Office Staff Published by Sheila Finnell, Mary Smythe, the students of Sue Frank, Joannie Scouten, Corning Community College Anita Gordon, Andy Zadany

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the Crier/April 2, 1971 page 2 Light Side, Dark Side Appeal for an Army Intelligence??Environmental Alternative by DICK GREGORY - Dear Environmentalist; Longtime followers of this col­ umn will remember that I began Almost one year has passed since Earth Day 1970 and although both years of the new decade by some progress has been made in protecting the environment, much, calling attention to the army's almost too much, remains to be done. Many approaches have been at­ practice of snooping on private tempted by individuals and organizations to bring about positive en­ citizens. In 1970, I reported the vironmental action, but our environment is still rapidly deteriorating. then-fresh revelations of Chris­ Perhaps a crisis of this magnitude can not be effectively met by topher H. Pyle, former captain in small, uncoordinated groups or by organizations founded on an often Army Intelligence. And this year distant national level. I projected a possible similarity We are not by any means suggesting an abandonment of past ef­ between America's army surveil­ forts, nor are we proposing an entirely new ideological framework. lance and the activities preceding What we are suggesting is a regionally co-ordinated approach to the the military takeover in Greece. ecology crisis through the development of a "United Ecology Front of Central New York". This could be a decentralized network of all col­ So it comes as no surprise to leges and conservation-type groups in the area which would facilitate hear the recent testimony in Sen­ the the exchange and utilization of information and resources and the ator Sam J. Ervin's subcommit­ pooling of scientific expertise pertaining to both local and national en­ tee hearings on Constitutional vironmental issues. Such a coalition would permit the use of common rights of former army agent and united tactics which, when agreed upon, would hopefully be more Laurance F. Lane, now a legis­ effective than those presently employed by most groups and individu­ lative aide to Rep. Robert H. Gia- als. One of the key products of the coalition would be the publication imo (D-Conn.). Mr. Lane spoke of a regional environmental newsletter of which we feel there is much of one dossier sent from Army need. Similar coalitions and confederations have been recently or­ Intelligence Headquarters at Fort ganized in Michigan, Iowa, and Minnesota, and other areas are fol­ Holabird, Maryland, to Fort Car- lowing suit. son. Colorado, where he served a Thus, we extend an open invitation to all students of your school year and a half. Ervin's subcommittee was told because they are trying to over­or group to be represented or to personally attend a conference to The dossier was on Dick Greg­ that the average American is the throw the government. What is discuss the formation of a "United Ecology Front of Central New ory. Mr. Lane said the dossier subject of from 10 to 20 dossiers the justification then for spying York”. The conference will be held at Hobart College on April 4th at “was so tainted it was unusable. containing private information. upon the man who had long head­ 2:00 p.m. in Gulick Lounge. For additional information, please con­ I was amazed . . . It was com­ Professor Arthur R. Miller of the ed the number one black organ­ tact us at (315) 789-5500, extension 206 during office hours. pletely subjective, based on un­ University of Michigan Law ization trying to work within the If you really care about healing our sick environment, we urge substantiated information and un­ School told the subcommittee system? The National Urban you to attend this conference. The formation of this coalition could be reliable sources with no attempt that America was headed toward League has a proud history of the most significant environmental step to be taken in our area since to be objective." a "dossier dictatorship.” job training, employment seek­ Earth Day! Sincerely, As the subject of such subjec­ As I have hinted many times ing, self-help and educational Brent B. Bleier tive information gathering, may before, it appears that America programs. Are we being told that and Stuart Venner I report to my readers that I am is headed toward a more com­ upgrading the disadvantaged is used to such attention. I was plete dictatorship than even that overthrowing the government? aware of the presence of army warned by Prof. Miller. The So the list goes on and the dos­ intelligence agents long before subcommittee hearings clearly siers multiply and the term "pri­ CCC Sophomore Mr. Pyle’s eye-opening account. demonstrate that talk of a mili­ vate citizenry" fades into obliv­ When I speak in colleges or at tary takeover in this country is ion. East German poet Wolf Awarded Scholarship human rights and peace rallies, more than the overactive imagi­ Bierman summed it all up in a I can spot them in the audience nation of paranoid individuals. If poem entitled "Morning Thought A Corning Community College of the Educational Opportunity every time. When you see a per­and when such a takeover hap­ of General Ky": sophomore from New York City Program, and he encouraged me son in the audience wearing a pens, Americans will have no one A government has been awarded a Ford Foun­ to come to Corning,” she said. beard with the price tag hanging to blame but themselves. Ameri­ That fears dation scholarship under a new "In addition the students I from it or a dog tag tangled up cans have sat by and watched Nothing else program for minority group stu- knew that had either graduated in his love beads, it is a dead and been more concerned about But the people tents in order to pursue studies from Corning or were still in at­ give-away. But the real clincher money than they have been about Can hold out toward her bachelors degree. tendance said that it was a good is to look down and notice a spit democracy. So it looks like they Precisely as long Mrs. Yvonne Benjamin, daugh­ school," she added. shine on the sandals. will lose their democracy. The As the people ter of Mrs. Winifred Benjamin of "I am very happy that I decid­ Of course being the victim of money is already going. Fear nothing 1428 Webster Ave. Bronx, is the ed to return to school after hav­ wire-tapping has its advantages. Else but one student from Corning Com­ ing worked for a number of years Just look at some of the folks I'm one of the few people who The government. munity College to be awarded the in business but it was difficult to who are being kept under sur­ can run up a six months' tele­ scholarship. She was recommen­ give up all that I had acquired by veillance. Bishop C. Kilmer phone bill and the government ded by the institution for the working and come back — but Myers. Episcopal Bishop in Cal­ Selective Service the education and now the schol­ won't permit the phone company ifornia, who began his career in award. to shut off my service. And I arship make it all seem very the priesthood by bringing hope A sophomore majoring in ac­ have fun playing games with the System Tightens worthwhile,” Mrs. Benjamin re­ and meaning into the lives of counting, Mrs. Benjamin resides tap. Sometimes I call up my wife marked. hundreds of kids in the slums of The Selective Service System at 205 W. Chemung St., Painted and read the alphabet to her Mrs. Benjamin hopes to attend New York City. That activity is announced a new policy that Post. During her first year Mrs. backwards. I can just see those closes two loopholes in draft either Cornell. Columbia or New recorded in his beautiful book Benjamin was named to the army computers trying to de­ regulations used by draft resist­ York University and obtain her Light The Dark Streets. But Bish­ Deans List and has a cumulative code my message. I even put my ors and at the same time makes bachelors degree in accounting. op Myers made the mistake of average of over 3.5. youngest baby on the line, and it easier for young men to be in­ The scholarship, which is a rel­ taking the Prince of Peace too Dr. Robert W. Frederick, Jr., the tap thinks I’m sending in ducted in any part of the coun­ atively new program of the Ford seriously and participated in President of the College, was try, regardless of the location of Foundation, is awarded to select­ Swahili. some demonstrations in 1969, so very pleased by the award and Senator Ervin's hearings raise their local boards. ed minority group graduates of the army has to keep an eye on said. “It shows the type of stu­ to the public level the question of A Presidential Executive Order, two-year colleges so that they him. dent which we have at Corning who is really responsible for the published today in the Federal Community College." may continue work toward their Then there’s Dr. Benjamin advanced degrees. so-called left wing radical activ­ Register, authorizes any called "I am. as is the College com­ Spock, who raised a whole gen­ If the student makes satisfac­ ity which provides the propagan­ registrant to be voluntarily in­ munity, justifiably proud of Mrs. eration of American kids. Now tory progress toward their degree da material for those of a more ducted at any Armed Forces En­ Benjamin's award. She has been he's under surveillance because during their first year at the sen­ conservative orientation. Mr. trance and Examining Station consistently active in trying to he doesn’t want to see those kids ior institution the award may be Lane testified concerning a group (AFEES), provided that he re­ make the College a better place senselessly killed off. renewed for their second (senior) of 119 demonstrators outside the ports to the AFEES prior to his for black students, such as her­ Father Dan and Phil Berrigan year. gates of Fort Carson, some half scheduled date of induction, and self, as well as constantly work­ of them army undercover agents. have become the prime targets after he has received his induc­ of J. Edgar Hoover's wrath. Hoo­ ing to foster greater understand­ Over their heads at least six heli­ tion order. ing between students of different ver claims they huddled in jail The new policy removes the re­ copters hovered taking pictures races." he added. and gathering aerial subjective and conceived a brilliant con­ striction that formerly required Pool “I decided to come to Corning information. I think I can safely spiracy to abduct President Nix­ “hardship" or “good reason" to say that the left wing demon­ on’s number one advisor. If such support a request for transfer for several reasons,” Mrs. Ben­ Use a thing could happen, it seems to jamin pointed out. strators have few helicopters at and eliminates the administra­ Reports on the use of the Glass me the prison is what should be "I wanted to go to school out­ their disposal. So the army was tive requirement for a delay in Works pool indicate that we must under surveillance. It would side the city inasmuch as the watching the army and reporting induction for those registrants increase our attendance on Mon­ seem that prisons are the main atmosphere here is more condu­ back to army headquarters. That who have moved to new loca­ day and Wednesday evenings or threat to presidential security, cive to study than is New York kind of "intelligence” goes a tions. lose the privilege to other groups. City and through several students long way toward explaining what which, of course, is not far from The new regulations further As a reminder, then, the follow­ the truth. whom I knew I was introduced to is going on in Southeast Asia. provide that if the registrant does ing dates and times are for our Mr. Frederick Jefferson, Director At a time when the army is re­ The late Whitney Young, exec­not submit for induction three or use of the pool! utive director of the National Ur­ more days prior to his scheduled orienting its public relations ef­ Mondays ban League, had also been kept date, he must report on the date dicial districts which service the forts. looking forward to the pos­ April 5, 12, 19, 26 8-9 p.m. sibility of a volunteer force, the under watchful eye. Such sur­originally indicated to the site areas of their local boards. Im­ Wednesdays old slogan “Uncle Sam Wants veillance must pose rationale specified on his induction order. plementing instructions to local You” takes on new meaning. He problems for citizen watchers. This means that men who choose boards on the new regulations April 7, 14, 21, 28 8-9 p.m. wants you so bad he will compu­ Those who keep the Black Pan­ to refuse induction will be re­ will be issued shortly. Selective Thursdays terize your every move. Senator thers under surveillance say it is ferred for prosecution in the ju- Service officials said. April 1, 8, 15, 22, 29 8-9 p.m. the Crier/April 2, 1971 page 3 Draft Counseling Corning R&R Do you know about the draft Democracy 1971 counseling service held on cam­ by BOB CON BOY pus? Mr. Joseph Hanak, instruc­ by CAPTAIN AMERIKA in your waste, and suffer in ad­ A snow storm faked out the Coming C. C. delegation to the Vets tor in history has taken over this Well, freaks, this it it. This is versity. convention so there is nothing to report until the minutes of the meet­ service this semester and he the last article of the great, To all of these people who ing are sent. I’ve been advised that the convention was only to estab­ would like to have you use it. Hegrand, and glorious leader for yelled at me and made comments lish a charter. We have not lost the chance to see our ideas voiced yet.can do many things for you. To­ humanitarian ideals. Yours truly, on my articles and actually made Sandy Paddock has suggested we hold our annual Veterans Ban­ day, March 19, 1971, I sat in on Captain Amerika. constructive suggestions. Bless quet at or near his cottage on Keuka Lake. It could be better than a meeting with Mr. Hanak and The Captain Amerika that you you. Continue talking, continue renting a dining hall here in the city, and would allow our ex-service two C.C.C. males. They were dis­ have come to know and love is your criticism whenever you dis­ cooks to play with half a steer and open pit. cussing different types of defer­ none other than Edward J. agree. for you are the people who To insure a profitable dance one of our Veteran Friends "Took the ment especially medical. Mr. Gustina. a once great student at may change the world. Hanak advises not to tell the CCC. who traveled under and Bull By The Horns" and raised the admission price on the Horsetail To all of you (you know who draft anything you don’t have to. was busted under the alias of Rush Posters. At this time. March 25th. it is too early to say whether you are) who work your butts Let the draft ask you what they"Tex." or not he'll be castrated or congratulated, but if the Keg is a flop, I’m off, doing things for others, work­ want to know. Since the initiation of certain someone will want to see Al's hide instead of a steer over the ing on committees and doing pri­ One student complained that DEMOCRACY '70 and '71, many forementioned flaming pit. vate acts of charity that no one his draft board doesn’t like "long­ people have become enlightened, Welcome, to the new members attending the Vet’s meetings. This ever hears about: Bless you. You haired hippie freaks" and if you at least in part, to the troubles of is a hectic time for all of us but keep your ears open. There is anoth­ will be the backbone of a new have a problem communicating mankind through segregated ex- er "Purple Godchild” in the planning before Easter break. era. with the draft board and cannot cerps in my column. A consider­ Jugband music and Apple Wine seem to be in style this season. seem to get the information that able amount of time was spent To everyone here I knew and Anyone interested in such folk delights may inquire with “Pan Pound­ you want, Mr. Hanak can call writing the truth, plus a few par­ loved. Good bye. I’ll miss 'ya. ing” Rob Roy or "Lamp Tapping” Dave Watts. them and get the information. ables, in order to anger and If you have any comments or For all the Vets who may brag some shotgun ability, you may Mr. Hanak also advises to get arouse the reader. I feel that a criticisms, send them to the like to practice with the skeet club. This group, headed by Vets, offers documentation for the different person will get up and do some­ Crier, they'll reach me. very inexpensive skeet practice and a good time for all. What more deferments. If you want, for ex­ thing if he gets mad enough, and HEED THE WORDS could you ask? ample a deferment for a case of in some cases my theory was CAP A dozen or so Veterans are driving to Florida for Easter. It might proven. In other cases, however, prove beneficial for everyone to form a caravan and group reserva­ high blood pressure, get a state­ ment from a doctor about it. If the people I tried to reach were tions. Those driving or wanting to ride and share expenses, contact just too apathetic to do anything. me. We can "Get all Together” for a better Easter. you wish it, Mr. Hanak will check the documentation over and These people, whom all of you President Frederick met with officers of the Veterans Club on make sure it is enough and can see everyday, will doubtless die Monday, March 22. Problems were presented to President Frederick in obscurity yelling about all their and his staff on situations that concern Veterans on campus. The plac­ stand before a draft board. People have been coming too troubles, but were never willing ing of a part-time Veterans Counselor on campus to disseminate and to attempt to affect any change coordinate Veteran's affairs is in the making. The President has late to Mr. Hanak so they leave him with very little time and a for the better, either in their placed formation of this into the hands of Dean Beck and Dean Chap­ lives or that of their fellow man. man and promised his cooperation. With the projected membership lot of things to do. Come to him now. Come to him daily. Call him To all of these worms, who are of the club to raise above 150, we can then push these proposals and not worthy of being called mem­ expect to receive a productive outcome. daily. Keep him informed on what is happening so he can help. bers of the human race. I hope Try getting off your Ass (Break up your cliques), get out of the that you get everything that you cafeteria and lounges on Mondays at 1:00 p.m. and come over to Mr. Hanak is trying to start a library on the draft and the deserve, namely disease, death N-237 to see what’s happenin'. Join what is soon to be the Largest In­ and starvation, may you wallow dividual club on campus. We are soon to be a part of a State-wide or­ rights of students. This library ganization. Ask yourself—would you like your VA checks to raise. will foe in his office and can be Would you like tuition free? It can be done—a state wide organization used by students when they have will boast a membership of over 7,000 members. "If you want it questions. College Chorus changed", you are going to have to help it along.GET INVOLVED!!! Remember, if you don’t want to go into the service for one or Performs many reasons, go to Mr. Hanak Corning Community College and see what you can do about it. It can't hurt and it might Chorus will perform Bach’s St. Faculty Artisan’s Guild even help. John Passion with the Coming Philharmonic on Sunday, April ATTENTION 4th at 7:30 p.m. at the Coming Seminar 81 West Market TRANSFER STUDENTS Please notify the transfer sec- Glass Center Auditorium. Tickets Corning retary after receiving your de­ will be sold at the Commons and Speaker cision from the four-year college. at the door — $1.00. Mr. Heinz Kettner, Professor Custom Leather of Engineering Technology at Corning Community College, ad­ Shirts, Vests, Pants, etc. dressed the Interdisciplinary Fac­ Ceramics, Jewelry, Tom Gill Photo Studio ulty Seminar held Wednesday. Imports, March 24, at 1 p.m. in the ma­ Beautiful Color Portraits chine laboratory of the Science Candles, Incense, Building. Clothing and Other SUPPLIES -- EQUIPMENT His topic was "Use of Visual Aids in the Teaching of Kinemat­ Hand Crafted Items. ics.” and he utilized models pro­ 60 EAST MARKET STREET, CORNING duced by students in his classes. tastef ully made and Prof. Kettner developed his sub­ reasonably priced The Complete Photo Service ject on a non-technical level in order that persons in areas other than engineering would under­ stand and appreciate this field. Prof. Kettner is a native of Germany and was associated COLLEGE STUDENT’S with Coming Glass prior to Join­ ing the Corning faculty in 1958. POETRY ANTHOLOGY The NATIONAL POETRY PRESS April Fool’s K e g announces its Sponsored by SPRING COMPETITION The closing date (or the submission of manuscripts Computer Club by College Students is April 2—2:00-6:00 April 10 UNCUT CORDUROY- 50 cent Admission the "in " fabric for Spring ANY STUDENT attending either junior or senior college is —expertly tailored into low 25 cent a Can of Bud. eligible to submit his verse. There is no limitation as to form rise, fast back jeans. or theme. Shorter works are preferred by the Board of Bronze, gold and brown. Judges, because of space limitations. $12 a pair Draft Counseling Each poem must be TYPED or PRINTED on a separate Are you having problems sheet, and must bear the NAME and HOME ADDRESS of with the draft? the student, and the COLLEGE ADDRESS as well. JO SEPH J. H A N AK MANUSCRIPTS should be sent to the OFFICE OF THE Nursing Building— 232 PRESS Richman Office Hours: M W F— 10-11 a.m. NATIONAL POETRY PRESS 12-12:30 3210 Selby Avenue Los Angeles, Calif. 90034 On The Mall T-Th— 9:30-2:00 page 4 the Crier/April 2, 1971 In Memoriam to Robert J. Wenderlich JO E’S “What’s it all about?” asks the other people call him Raisin? how about a little nip?” It’s sorta fat girl at the bar. But anyway, what makes us insulting in a way. I’d really feel That question always comes up. such good friends is. well, I guess better if he asked: “Miss Mag- I guess it has something to do we’re what you might call “com­ dery. would you care for a with life. I mean there’s got to be patible.” That’s kinda of a junky drink?” “No thank you Mike,” some connection between myself word to say. I mean there’s a lot I'd answer. I know it would give and yourself and everybody else’s of junky words like that around me a better feeling. As it is, I selves and life. And hell, if there that just don't mean anything. just answer him with a crooked is some connection, cause I’m Lake “respectable” and “moral” lip and a faked bit of a smile and pretty sure there is, then we’re and “religious.” Most of those say, “No thanks.” I won’t call up really screwin' up life. But all kinda words I don't even think Joe about it. I mean it just ain't this is just too much general shit are necessary anymore. But that important. It doesn't even to say to you. I keep talkin’ in we're compatible ’cause we bother me that much. big general terms; sometimes I hardly ever seem to get tired of Well, this place is closing. I'm can’t seem to narrow everything each other. We just keep doin’ glad. For one thing, my ass is down to the way I want to say it. things together and doin' more killing me from sittin’ on this bar Sometimes I think that nothing is things and havin' good times and stool and for another. well, I'm worth sayin’ cause after it's all we understand each other—well. gettin’ kinda sick of the place. said, who really gives a shit? Ya I understand Joe better than any­ Somebody musta' taken my know what I mean? I mean if I body else I guess. There just paper. That happens sometimes start gettin’ into this big talk on ain’t no way Joe and I won’t if I leave it on top of the bar in­ drugs or sex or war or love — know what we’re sayin’ to each stead of tuckin' it in my bag. I that’s a heavy one—love. other. We seem to know when don’t mind though. Dear Abbey "Heavy” is heavy too. I don’t something’s wrong and take care was really bad. Some pregnant really know why I say heavy:of it right away. No trouble or girl that wasn’t married asked heavy this and heavy that. anything. I Abbey if she know what the best guess it’s because everyone else It’s really great to know that thing to do if she didn’t want the says it. Anyway, I start talkin’ when you're sorta down and not baby. The question was enough to on these things and after I'm feelin too happy, you’ve got make me order a drink, but the over, who really cares? or re­ somebody to go and talk with. answer Abbey gave — that was members? or wants to remem­ And whenever I'm down, I’ll enough to make me drink the ber? Sometimes it just ain't write Joe or call Joe or see Joe drink. Abbey said to give it to worth saying’. Hell, most of the or somethin' and hope that when I some orphan place. She really let time it ain’t worth sayin’. get back a letter or hang up the me down. I didn’t even read the So. here I am. Tryin’ to be me phone, or leave where he lives. second letter. It was the only for a little while longer. I figure I'll feel better. I usually do — I drink I had. That's the way it is the longer I’m alive—Ya know? usually do feel better. Not all the some nights: one letter: one Just keep wonderin’ how much time, but most of the time. That’s drink. longer I’ve got. Do ya ever won­ the kinda time that really counts Anyway, since I’m the only one by EDWARD J. GUSTINA College. Using the facilities of der about these things? Probably anyway—most of the time. Know left in here, Mike tells me that Mr. Robert J. Wenderlich, of the C.C.C. Greenhouse, Mr. Wen­ not. Not too many people think what I mean? I mean if your life it's “last call.” I think he was 161 Denison Pkwy., East, suffered derlich taught CE 62, a non-credit the same way I do, except one or is sprinkled with crumby times tryin’ to be funny or fresh or a fatal heart seizure on Saturday, course entitled Growing Flower­ two. I haven’t got many friends. here and there, but crammed full somethin’. I’m goin’ now. Right March 13, as he was pulling out ing and Non-flowering Plants for Don't know why though. I like of good times, then it’s those now. Can’t stay here a minute of the Grand Union parking lot Home and Garden. people, but somehow or other, good times that count. ’Cause longer. It’s rainin’. Well, I don’t in Corning. He was pronounced Mr. Wenderlich attended Flori­ not many seem too attracted to there's more of them than mind too much. My hair’s a lit- dead on arrival at Corning Hos­ culture School at the State Uni­ what I’m like. I think you call crumby bad times. tle dirty anyway. Some say the pital. versity College at Alfred, and people like me “unlikes.” Yea. The fat girl at the bar is get­ rain is too. But I really don’t Until the time of his death, he was a naval veteran of World that’s me. I’m an unlike. I do ting up now. She's been sittin' care. Right now I just wanta’ was employed in the Parts Serv­ War II. gotta couple friends though, and there about two hours just gulpin’ think of that little poem my hus­ ice Department of Ingersoll-Rand The death of Mr.' Robert J. in those couple I’ve got one best down these drinks in tiny glasses. band wrote for me. Can’t remem­ at Painted Post, and taught a Wenderlich, will be a great loss one. Everybody has a best They look like water. Oh, I know ber all the words. course at Corning Community to Corning Community College. friend. I mean it’s only natural what they are but sometimes I The way things are isn’t it? like to pretend like I don’t. And look to be

' CONCENTRATION. CONFIDENCE. RELAXATION" His name is Joe. Joe’s sorta They’re all booze. I’ve been at Our dreams are far like me, cause he's an unlike too, the bar too; I haven't been From this hole’s misery. CORNING ACADEMY OF but we’re kinda different in ways. drinkin’ those drinks though. I’ve But wait for the day He looks at some things different just been sittin’ here thinkin’ When the two of us'll dance KARATE than I do, but I like ’em just as 'bout all this stuff. Sometimes I Above all the gray

56 E MARKET ST., CORNING. N. Y. much anyway. Oh yea. his namewonder whether thinkin' 'bout it To make a new romance. is Joe, but most people call him is worth it. It’s a good way to That sure was a pretty thing. HIDY OCHIAI Raisin—Joe Raisin. I don’t know spend time I guess. That is. if Makes me think that things will J a p a n e se B lac k belt m a st e r why. I don’t care really. Guess you like what you’re thinkin’ be better really fast. I just guess

T. ANTON AIDES it’s because he likes raisins. I about. Otherwise, it can be kinda the reason the rain is dirty and assistant instructor mean he eats a helluva lot of rai­ borin' or depressin’ or somethin’. Abbey is bad is the reason that sins. He doesn’t have a problem Every once in a while the bar­ somebody asks the question MON & THURS. - 6: 3 0 P.M. tender comes over and asks me Saturdays - 9:30 A.M. or anything, otherwise he’d a “What’s it all about?” It always told me. But anyway. I still call if I want a drink. I wouldn’t mind comes up. Always. him Joe. It doesn’t make any dif­ it too much if it wasn’t for the THE TRUE ART OF ference anyway. Joe Raisin—does way he asked me. I mean every sound kinda funny though. I won­ fifteen minutes or so he comes The Whether KARATE der if he ever gets mad when up to me and says "Hey, Mary, Report IS BASED ON by M. A. SPENCER THE WAY OF A bortion Counseling, Information On Love We stand facing each other PEACE And R eferral Services Seeing the love in each other's "Discipline of Mind eyes Training of Body" H. 0. Abortions up to 24 weeks of pregnancy are Hearing each other’s steady now legal in New York State. There are no breathing WHAT IS KARATE? residency restrictions at cooperating hospitals Thinking our own personal Contrary to public opinion, the karateman is a peaceful ma n, tor the ort of karate and clinics. Only the consent of the patient thoughts. ultimately teaches a man how to seek inner and outer peace with himself. However, it is true that, in its process of development in Okinowo, there was a and the performing physician is required. No words are needed here vital element of self-defense for the soke of survival. When the islanders were de­ Only the warmth of our hands prived of a ll weapons by the ruler, it become a sheer necessity that thev should be If you think you are pregnant, consult your And the touch of a gentle kiss able to defend themselves unarmed against a sword attack Upon our Ups. The Okinowan karatemen, in order to perfect their skills and techniques in the doctor. Don’t delay. Early abortions are ort of fighting, secretely trained themselves in mountains thrusting punches agonist simpler and safer. This kiss which is a symbol woods, kicking rocks, and running and jumping in forests, the men eventually became A symbol of our love able to produce such power that mode it possible for them to defend against almost any kind of attack These karate techniques, often referred to os lethal ones, were If you need information or professional assist­ A kiss temporarily pleasing not magic. They were the result of hard training, trial ond error, of the ancient ance. including immediate registration into But permanently meaningful. masters. available hospitals and clinics, telephone: Every one of karate techniques, that had been produced ond invented by the an­ However, I ask you: cient masters who were not familiar with modern science os such, were amazingly Is our love forever— enough, very scientific "According to the basic principles of the Universe and the Or is it only for the moment? Nature," wrote one karate master at the end of the nineteenth century, "Karate he bortion nformation gency nc T A I A , I . Is it temporarily pleasing— techniques should be perfected and executed " 160 WEST 86th STREET Since karate techniques were often referred to os being dangerous, the ancient NEW YORK. N. Y. 10024 Or will it be permanently masters secretely fought the ort only to selected students They never taught lethal meaningful? karate techniques to those students whose conduct and intention were questionable, in a similar manner today we don't give a knife or a gun fo an insane man. 212-873-6650 Why must I suffer? Just os Jigoro Kono saved the declining Jujitsu by making it more scientific and Why must I cry? systematic so that on overage mon could enioy if as a "sp o rt" Judo, there ore sev­ 8 A.M. TO 10 P.M. eral modern karate masters who hove immensely contributed to propagation of modern SEVEN DAYS A WEEK Why must I love you? karate. Why?

page 5 the Crier/April 2, 1971 To: What the Student Uncle Sam 1971 Offiendi Should Know In concern over last week's article on the I.C.C. budget, I would like to give another version on "what the students should know". The Yknuh proposed budget for next year runs like this: One hundred dollars will Kanuch kanuch kanuch and a be alloted to each club with the balance of the budget, around $8,000, major kapooie to your head. going to the Calendar Committee of I.C.C. This committee is responsi­ BABY! ble for the various social events that will take place next year. The What is really the matter with reason that this large sum of money will be allotted this way is—to all of your shinkles anymore. give the Fall Weekend-Spring Weekend activities enough money to Yabliminy Kricket couldn't have bring in large name groups, which will in turn draw Interest from the crehashed any more bablinkly. students. This money will also be used to plan other activities that And neither could she for that will have enough money to drawinterest from students. cablatchy. Looking at the social activities sponsored this year by the clubs. I think that it can be generally assumed that the club activities, such Please never disappoint you as kegs, have been a failure. The membership of the clubs are com­ again. O-KEE-DOKEY HON- posed. with a few exceptions, almost entirely of sophomores, again EY? showing what the clubs have to offer is not enough. Clearly, when Most shashinkely; disinterest is running as large as it is now, it is time to look at what Yavandi Myhalyk's twin yippie is wrong and try to remedy the situation. The proposed budget for Post scriptscen: next year would change this attitude that is so prevelent now. Littlest Offendi, your mama This budget will not mean a demise of the smaller clubs. In fact and little sisken suehaki most ve- the opposite will happen. This will be the first time the smaller clubs hemenshly clababble for you to will have a chance to grow with the larger clubs. The reason they come back to the old countree. couldn’t grow before is because the larger clubs had the money to at­ Remember little Offi hows youse tract the members which in turn meant that they could get more money. In short, a vicious cycle was formed in which only a few to trow your mama's mazi balls clubs profited. at the trains when they went trew It has been charged that I.C.C. lacks confidence in its officers. de neighborhood. And little Bar- You will notice several changes screams of his nephews dying in This may be true but whose fault is that? In running an I.C.C. meeting bisken, the cochati in the red in the appearance of our Uncle Viet Nam and his nephews and each week I find that no one volunteers to join committees, rarely house who first showed you that Sam. These have all been done nieces being beaten, robbed, and does anyone look into the business on the agenda to see what is be­ a balloon made a good condom- with the sincere intention of molested in the streets of his hind it, and what is worst of all the only reason why anyone shows up bringing his image up to date cities. ski. Oh you mandillian deblinky is the fear that they might lose their budgets. It is therefore, impossi­ you. you always remember that with the American ideals and pol­ (4) His eyeballs have also been ble to make I.C.C. the body it should be when the members refuse to icies both at home and abroad. redesigned. Seeing that the one gabbner. won't you? care about anything but their own sphere of influence. For your convenience, they are thing that seems to occupy his Dearest Offi. give up the scar- No one is questioning the right of the clubs to have their own ac­ pios, lions, fishes, an gemnininies. listed below: meager mind more than anything tivities. Many clubs sponsor activities that require little money such else is money which he so will­ Hocus Pocus ain't the real you! (1) You will probably notice as raffles, auctions, even a boutique that have helped further the goals ingly takes from his family, it They hang people for less than ole Uncle Sam has shaved his of each of these individual clubs. It is interesting to note that the was believed that it was in the that in Amerika, I kid you not. beard and taken to a Madison projects that have required large sums of money have actually lost best interest to remove his pupils Now look what you’ve done, money. Ave, hair style. This has been so and replace them with dollar you’ve got your mama crying, that he will not be mistaken for $3,000 has been set aside to help clubs in major undertakings and signs. This also allows him to act Sbaaame Offiendi! You never use one of those communist, radical, special programs that are necessary to that club. This will give quali­ blindly toward the wishes and to be this way$. So littlest Offi. nazi, insane, degenerate hippies ty, not quantity as a criterion for a successful club. Next year's budg­ views of the people. (Note his ap­ Plipsken please comen yadik. Ta- that have infiltrated our glorious et is a challenge, a challenge to become RELEVANT not only to the proval of the change by his beam­ blank your evil dindins. condine members within the clubs, but to the college community as well. nation declaring that they have your ripple binsies. and most of ing smile.) There is one additional thing I would like to add—the money for some sort of rights and that our (5) The last modification was alls scrabbles your bablinnomad- ALL student activities comes from ALL the students through thenational policy should be privel Purples BABBY! the tiny change in his tongue’s activity fee. The budgets for all activities have not become final yet.changed. shape and length. In the tradition including I.C.C.'s. So please take interest in what is happening. It is (2) You will also notice a sharp of our American predecessors, your money and your school. decrease in his cranial space. It the Indians, it has been forked Poetry Tom Reidy, Pres, of I.C.C. was felt that this previously and lengthened to give him more Dr. Robert T. Giuffrida. Chair­ unused space could be used in a self confidence when making man of the Humanities Division much more practical place. In promises and proposals to his and Professor of Modern Lan­ result, the cranial area and its nieces and nephews and when contents were donated to science guages at Corning Community MONDAYS 11-1 P.M. making agreements and treaties College, has had some of his to help in the research of psycho­ with foreign governments. poetry selected to appear in the paths. Well, now you have seen the April 1971 anthology ‘‘Yearbook (3) The old boy has also had a changes in Uncle Sam and we of Modem Poetry.” minor change in his ear struc­ hope you’re not satisfied at all. MID-DAY RAP ture. You will notice that the ear If that’s the case, see what you Dr. Giuffrida, who joined the " College faculty in 1962. holds his has been replaced by a solid plas­ can do to bring back the old Un­ bachelors and masters degrees tic plate. This was done at Uncle cle Sam. Let’s get our heads to­ from the University of Rochester | + + + COME + + + |Sam's request so that he would gether and do something about and his doctorate degree from not be distracted from his more it. George Washington University. important business by the John Massey

Letter to HELP WANTED: Male students with own transpor­ the Editor tation to work part-time on redecoration of houses Dear Steve, (painting, etc.) Must have entire day or days free. In reference to the Piggy- FRENICKS Wiggy Awards that have ap­ Contact L. Husisian at 732-7802 for interview. peared in previous issues, we of (Since 1957) the Commons Committee want to Experience and mechanical inclination desir­ support Dan Schwartz to the full­ est degree. It has been said that able. a great many people have given Dan a hard time about doing The Oldest College Bar these articles but if you take a look around, the Commons has OPPOSE WAR? VIOLENCE? been cleaner. You can actually Where New and Old Friends Meet walk through the Large Lounge and the crud doesn't hit you right DISCRIMINATION? smack in the face. Also the area at the foot of the steps leading to the Pub doesn’t look so bad now, ELMIRA RELIGIOUS SOCIETY OF either. Maybe the people who are re­ FRIENDS (QUAKERS) ceiving the awards don’t like the The Altered End Coffee House idea of being portrayed as slobs SUNDAY WORSHIP — 10:30 A.M. but others don't like to have to 93-95 W. MARKET ST. look at the god-awful mess that SOCIAL HOUR AND DISCUSSION — 11:30 A.M. | is made by them. Now Open We would like to repeat — Everyone Welcome! "Hat's off to Dan”. We think he 155 W. SIXTH STREET, ELMIRA, N.Y. is doing a great job and we want Corning Area Christian Students, Inc. him to know that we are support­ NEED TRANSPORTATION? CALL CORNING ing him all the way. BOX 444, PAINTED POST, N.Y. 962-7385 or 962-6946 The Commons Committee page 6 the Crier/April 2, 1971 Bill Baird Speaks on Abortion Here Ye! their churches with marble and golden crosses and jewelled crowns while the very people of their faith were starving in pov­ Here Ye! erty". TO ALL C.C.C. STUDENTS: The dominant tone of Mr. Baird's speech was the explana­ An activity file is now being kept in the Commons Office. tion of his personal campaign to Please come to get a card and fill it out as completely as possible “free women from the oppression and return to the Commons office. of laws forcing them to give up This will serve as a future reference for you as well as a complete their basic rights" in this sub­ up-to-date record for our office. Please keep this card up to date from ject and the "oppression of the the freshman year until your graduation. Church". The form is shown below.

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Bill Baird. Abortion Law re­ many different types of birth con­ Anticipated Date of Graduation______peal advocate and lecturer on the trol devices now legally available subject of contraception and birth to all women. Baird warned control, was guest speaker at against their efficiency. Please list below the activities you think should be included as part of your Corning Community College last Baird explained the many court permanent record at Corning Community College. Thursday. Mr. Baird, founder of sessions that led to the final par­ the STOP Clinic for birth control tial repeal of the abortion laws and abortion services in Hemp­ but made clear the point that stead. Long Island, spoke on the there is still a great deal to be College Sports events concerning his struggle to done, as there are forces present Semester Participation College Activity Community Work have the abortion laws repealed in this country advocating rein­ Date & Year (Specify if and office held Activity Experience and the existing forces opposing statement of these laws and thus varsity) him at the present. Several times taking away this right from wom­ imprisoned through the efforts of en. The speaker went into the these members of the opposition, many sexual activities that are Mr. Baird names the Roman forbidden by law even to married Catholic Church as his major couples and stated that pre-mari- threat. tal intercourse is technically Baird devoted a great deal of against the law and punishable his presentation to the discussion by imprisonment. of some of the myths the ignor­ In naming the Roman Catholic ance of the ghetto can give rise Church as his biggest enemy in to in regard to methods of self the fight to give women the right abortion and to the explanation to decide the number of children of the success of various types of they will have. Baird questioned birth control devices. its right to “impose its idea of Pertaining to the former topic, morality on those not of that he described women’s use of coat faith". In the question and an­ hangers and knitting needles to swer period following the presen­ abort themselves, as well as the tation, Baird further stated his use of caustic chemicals, often disagreement with the “hypoc­ with results of serious injury and risy” of the Catholic church in fatalities. noting that the hierarchy of that In naming and describing the church “adorned the walls of

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Long Time! the Crier/April 2, 1971 page 7 Music Festival Thanks Science Convocation by SHEILA FINNELL Pop. rock and folk acts from colleges and universities throughout Many thanks to the following On Thursday, March 18, 1971, a panel discussion was held in the the United States will compete for college music’s national champion­ individuals for their help and par­ Nursing Ampt. 237. It was entitled "Science versus Civilization" and ships at the Old Spice-sponsored 1971 Intercollegiate Music Festival. ticipation in Brotherhood Days, its main purpose was to inform and educate students and faculty on The Festival, for the fifth consecutive year, will offer an opportu- science in the world today. Mr. Jack Anderson and Mr. Marvin Bunch nity for national recognition for talented performers in pop/rock and March 10-12, and Black-White folk categories. Weekend, March 12-14: were the coordinators of the panel and the speakers were: Mr. Leon­ ard Hersch, Dr. Robert Giuffrida, Mr. Joseph Vikin, Mr. William Audition tapes from vocalists, vocal groups and instrumental Barclay, and Dr. John Martin. Dr. Frederick was to speak but had to groups will be judged to select finalists for regional competitions held Division Chairmen drop out. Each man was assigned a passage from different publica­ Faculty on college campuses in the East, South, Midwest, Southwest, Moun­ tions and were to discuss them. tain States and on the West Coast. Staff The regionals, held in March and April, will narrow the field to Administration Mr. Hersch was the first speaker. His passage taken from Gerald twelve national finalists. The national finals of the 1971 Intercollegiate Students Helton's "The False Images of Science" and it dealt with the inability Music Festival will be held in August at the Mississippi River Festi­ of scientists and students to deal with science and religion. He said val Site on the Edwardsville campus of Southern Illinois University. Fran's Bridal Shop that each are coming down heavily on the other (science and religion). A crowd of 30.000 people and a worldwide radio and television au­ Jane’s There is a mixture of logic and emotion. God is seen as the controller dience of 200,000,000 people saw and heard The Drambuies from Rol­ Hudson's Shoe Store of certain events or certain behaviors. The uncivilized tribes do fertili­ lins College and Florida A & M University's Funk, Inc. win the 1970 The Hub ty dances such as a rain dance and pray to the spirits to get what national titles. Frank the Tailor they want and what they need to live. But Western man looks down The 1971 national champions will represent the United States at Kathryn Goundry on this. He is employing a scheme to explain behavior. The educated the North American College Music Championships at Man and His People’s Place man is not like the kid who thinks “it is because it is." Man has to in­ World in Montreal. A crowd of 42,000 people and a nationwide Canadi­ The Leader vestigate. But there is one thing about God. God cannot lose. If a kid an Broadcasting Corporation television audience watched the 1970 Northside Floral prays for a bike for Christmas and gets it, it is because God wills it North American Championships. West High School good. If the kid doesn’t get the bike, it is because God wills it as bad Collegiate performers may secure Festival information and entry Radio Stations in Elmira-Coming for him. Therefore, God does not lose. God is brought in where under­ forms by writing IMF. P. O. Box 1275. Leesburg. Florida. 32748. En­ Horseheads Post Printing standing is lacking. tries close on February 1, 1971. The scientist must go farther than God wills it. He has to find out I.C.C. why. But he should still not cut God out of the picture completely as Student Government some scientists do today. Scientists do not hold truths as being self- Crier evident. They must be proved. The scientists do not believe that just Farewell Radio Club because some one says something is alive it is alive. They prove it. Sports Car Club God is still around but the scientists must know more about some hap­ Afro-American Society pening than God did it. Captain Amerika Rev. Frank Keis The next speaker was Mr. Vikin and he talked on science and Rabbi Zelionka technology. His quotation dealt with the idea that scientific knowledge Black Panthers is going too far and that a moratorium should be placed on the pur­ ( OldBuddy) Young Lords suit of knowledge. Mr. Vikin thinks that technology is basically good. Science develops a process and technology makes it work. He is for Fashion Show Organizers technology but now technology is reaching a point where it creates more problems than it solves. He used the example of the SST. Why Mrs. June Jefferson do people want to go faster? It takes them still three hours to get to Miss Linda Gantert the airport and to get back again, it takes another three hours. If Mrs. Linda Spaccio technology doesn’t stop soon, the world will soon be in more trouble Thella Keith than it is in now. Susan Barrow To help decide what to do about technology, the government is Debbie Cruttenden talking about starting a "Committee on Technological Assessment.” Andrea Waytena Mr. Vikin said that the commission would see whether technology on a certain process is necessary or whether it will create more problems Special Thanks to the than it will solve. It will act as an advisory commission. Of course, Following Faculty there is always the problem of who is to say what is good and what is Mr. Henry Moonshein bad. Another problem of this commission is that it may become a po­ litical vehicle instead of an advisory source. Dr. Giuffrida commented Mr. Joe Vikin that maybe technology should try and develop honest people with no Mr. Gil Sweet Mr. Ron Hofsess political ties. Father Richard Murphy The third speaker was Dr. Robert Giuffrida who spoke on the Mr. Fred Jefferson idea that today’s modern scientist is soulless, mad, immoral and trai­ Mr. Rick Biesanz torous. It stated that "science is the serpent seducing us into eating Dr. William Thompson the food of the tree of Knowledge—thereby dooming us." Dr. Giuffrida Mr. Sam Mclnroy said that this idea is very well stated in this passage and he wishes Captain Amerika has left us to become one of the little people. No Dean Clark Maloney that everyone would think about it. He can not stand the popular idea longer will the far reaching wisdom of his weekly column find its way Dr. Frederick of "damned if you do and damned if you don’t” for himself or any­ into the darkest hallways of our minds. No longer will his infinite abil­ Mr. Don Fronapel one else. It is an obligation of a thinker to know what is going on even ity to burn the apathetic kindling of collegiate life (Corning style) be Mrs. Barbara Raysor in science. He can not blame everything on the scientist. A scientist employed. Captain Amerika is lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry Mr. Hank Newlin must do what he can but the thinker must do something also. Neither Clementine. Miss Kathy VanSkiver can be blamed for it all but they should both take the responsibility We will miss you, oh Captain. Do not stay away long. Come Mr. Frank Anastasio of science. He used the example of a man who is drunk and gets in back to Coming’s nest in the crest. Teach us to think and breathe Mr. Michael Gilmartin an accident can not blame the scientist who developed the car for his and to execute an "around the world" on our Duncan Imperial yo-yo. Dean McDonald accident. Man has to take his own responsibility. Good bye, Captain, good bye. You rip-off freak. Miss Florence Healy The fourth speaker was Mr. William Barclay and he talked on Mrs. Miriam Jenkins science and the government and money. The government makes all Miss Mary-Alice Schuster the decisions on what is going to be researched because it supplied Advisory Committees the money or does it? Does it come from the people through their Special Thanks to Four advisory committees of The general work session of the taxes? People should make some of the decisions. Again, it is pointed Student Workers of out that people, i.e., the thinking man. should take some responsibility programs at Corning Community meeting consisted of a discussion of the common “core” first sem­ Both Committees and the for the decisions that are being made. College met Thursday at the Col­ ester introduced two years ago in Following Students lege for their annual discussion Scientific studies are usually one-sided. This has to be stopped. the three technical programs, the The non-science layman needs to do something. He needs to get edu­ and review of program goals and $150,000 in grants received for the Sue Frank John Massey cated and do his part. This will help science and help the world. objectives. development of the programs, Mr. George Gifford. Chairman transfer opportunities for grad­ Sherry Lewis The fifth and final speaker was Dr. Martin. He started off by de­ Steve Nash of the Math. Physics and Tech­ uates, definition of what the Col­ fining a scientist. A scientist is a person who works to expand the Chicken Gillern nology Division at the College, lege’s services are, the future horizon of knowledge. People still don’t know where science is going: Peggey Gross reports the advisory committees goals and objectives of each of they still have to work on it. Problems will always be around and Herman Connor of the Mechanical. Industrial, the programs. need answers. Scientists work on these answers trying to help the Junie Wilkinson and Electrical technology pro­ In addition the industrial repre­ world. Brenda Seals grams and the one-year Drafting sentatives received a tour of the Sedra Giles Science has been described as an acceptance of what works and a Certificate program met with new Nursing, Science and Tech­ Chris Kopko rejection of what does not work. But this is not true. Scientists work faculty and students. nology Building; held a discus­ John Born to solve problems even though new problems may be created. Scien­ Gifford pointed out that this is sion with technical program stu­ Tom Reidy tists are needed and people are needed to help scientists in their work. the first year that a combined dents regarding opportunities, the Irene Green student - faculty - industry repre­ need for technicians, further ed­ Mr. Gin Gee, a member of the audience, described the different sentative meeting has been held. ucational goals and the changing Thank you, types of science as: The objective of the meeting identity of technicians in indus­ Ron Nash, Chairman “If it is green, it is biology; was to allow the students and the try. Nancy Andrews, Advisor if it stinks, it is chemistry; advisory committees a better Attending the meeting were Co-Chairmen: and if it doesn't work, it is physics." chance to discuss the programs representatives from Corning Tom English Dr. Giuffrida commented that a social scientist can be defined as a as they see them. In this way, Glass Works, Bendix, Westing- Jim Dennard chemist who goes out every night. But with all the joking aside, the both groups were made more house, Kodak, National Cash Reg­ Rufus Curtis panel discussed many important issues, the audience participated with aware of the academic require­ ister. General Dynamics, Inter­ questions and comments and everyone seemed to gain knowledge. ments of the programs and the national Business Machines, In- An extra thank you to those in­ necessity of these requirements gersoll Rand, and BMT Mfg. dividuals whose name we may If anyone is interested in listening to a tape of the panel, you can from the standpoint of industry. Corp. have left out. contact Mr. Anderson in S210. the Crier/April 2, 1971 page 8 Unofficial Horoscope BITCH 1985 by A F F ID E N H i Y K N U H and T R U ST ED Z O D IE N A R F Dear Bitch, by JIMMY OLSEN Scorpio (October 23-November 21) I feel that the Nursing Department should do away with clinical The fifth annual Mud Slinging Men and women born between October 23 and November 21 are records. Reason—they take up too much time on research and they Contest was held in Washington ruled by the zodial* sign of Scorpio. As we all should know by now are too long. last week, much to the delight of the Zodial Belt (see Asterisk*) is composed of an 8° or 9° belt on each Thank you, one hundred senators from side of the apparent path of the sun on the sky (the ecliptic) that in­ A Nursing Student around the country. Hubert Hum­cludes within its borders the paths of the moon and principal planets, phrey, out of the contest until except Pluto, which is sometimes outside the belt because of the Dear Bitch, this year, headed a contingent of large inclination of the plane of its orbit to the plane of the ecliptic. I have finally found an access to relieve my frustrations. I am Democrat senators, representing Where was I? Oh yes . . . Scorpio, the Scorpian horn have very ac­ damn sick and otherwise tired of the massive amount of minority all sectors of the country. Ed tive minds, bodies, thyroid conditions, and police records. bullshit that goes on here at C.C.C. Muskie. of Deputy Dawg fame, This sign is all fuzzed up with mythological happenings about a The United States of America is ruled by the majority—not the scored 167 points to win the in­ very pretty lady who gave a nice man a scorpion which promptly bit minority whoever they presume they are. Since the Black-Whitedividual title by hitting Hughhim and gave him such a lump that he never got over it. The scorpi­ Weekend it is my belief that other minority groups should have simi­Scott with an under-handed pitch on is an ancient zodiacal constellation* that lies west of Sagittarius lar arrangements made to enlighten others on their plights also. This in the final round. James Buck- and southwest of Ophicuchus in a portion of the Milky Way* (*See means that to be perfectly fair, we must have Italian, German, Polish, ley, placing second in every cate­ Giant and Dwarf stars) or (*See Almond Joy). Irish. Swedish, Mexican, Ukrainian, Spanish, Dutch, French, English gory, paced the Conservative and most of all American-Indian weekends. The past minority week­ wing to an impressive and con­ Mercury rules the pelvis of each Scorpio (You can imagine what end, we must not forget, was made through the benign generosity of vincing victory. It was the first that causes when the lights are out). Due to this pelvic problem, the the majority. victory in the five years of Scorpio has a thing about love—crying out for love—but shoving it Greg Dickinson competition for the Conservative away when it comes. (Doesn’t this choke you up?) team, who broke the four year Scorpio women are very giving by nature—which makes them Dear Bitch, (I will not bitch about the ambiguity of that salutation). string held by the Republicans. sought after by men who throw certain kinds of parties. Prime consideration was given to you and your column and I have The Republicans, without the placed you at the top of my list of priorities. In this time of demean­ Scorpio males find happiness in the armed services, since they are services of Spiro Agnew, who is such marvelous cheaters at poker and craps. They also have uncon­ ing and derogatory pervading social values in prose, you have spit in on vacation in Spanish Harlem, the literary spittoon. Why don’t you solve the riddle of the sphinx, or trollable urges to sleep in damp laundry hampers. Many a Scorpio managed only eleven points. The believes they are cut out for journalistic perambulations — such as something as constructive as trying to put Tareyton's filter on your Soviet Union expressed an inter­ cigarette, or count the extra sheets on a roll of Kleenex tissue? Leave copyboys, typesetters, and/or, becoming linotype machines. If you est to compete in next year’s con­ are Scorpian born I will settle from frauded myths concerning your the poor to the rich and shave with a Lady Shick. I hate doggerel, so test, promising "... we will throw away this letter and others like it. Stop bitching and join the existence—1. puffed rice isn’t really pregnant. 2. dry wine isn't made bury you." It was assumed thatfrom raisins, and 3. potatoes can’t really see. Boy Scouts! Write a book and sail the seven seas. the Soviets meant that this would Truth Suffers, be done in mud. Healthy outlets for the Scorpio . . . organizing water falls . . . Adolf Hitler solitare games with a pinochle deck . . . or practicing self-cremation. Your lucky sign isOUT OF ORDER. Your lucky number is area Dear Bitch, code 403-XF7-2996. And your lucky color is February. We are personally fed up with the apathetic feelings at this school. “Oblivion” Famous people born of the Scorpian period are Harry Aloysius It is both the administration and students who are contributing to the Here I sit in solitude Simmons—famous Milwaukee-born outfielder. Lake Erie, and Millie downfall of C.C.C. but people are all around and Mike, the All-American(s) -Siamese tapdancing quartet. (For We also are fed up with the "Big Man on Campus” who is com­ not one plastic card player those of you without total recall. Millie and Mike were joined at the plaining that no one volunteers to help in anything happening on the realizing his life is run aground campus. The reason being no one volunteers is because it is a well forehead(s), shoulder blade(s), and ankle(s)(s)(s). But unfortunately in 1964, the act suddenly broke up and each went his separate way. kept secret until the activity is a week away. I ask myself what life reserves Another complaint we have is the inadequate parking facilities. for this fool General Tendencies: The lack of parking spaces includes the new parking lot. In the first probably a backroom game Monday: Become more religious, take a quaker to Salt Lake City. place there are not enough spaces and during the winter months they sitting on a Goodyear stool Keep your city clean—eat a pigeon. are poorly plowed. The new lot is either unplowed or muddy. The prices of food are guite high. We realize that there are many Tuesday: Be kind to an Oriental today. Take a little nip before lunch. For now his trump is used Think about your health today—try holding your breath. costs involved in preparing the food. But for some of the prices the His last chance was abused . . . students have to pay, we could eat at some of the most expensive Wednesday: Same as last Thursday. places in the city of Coming. Life’s laughing joker is in his Thursday: Same as last Wednesday. Another complaint is teachers. We feel that new teachers should hand Friday: Your date will have hot lips and a trembling body. Careful be on a trial basis and the student reactions to them should be con­ Only now does he understand here, we all know that malaria is contagious. Try to show some sidered by the administration. Doug Rutter respect for age. Drink a good Scotch for a change. We realize that these are just a few of the complaints that are go­ ing around campus, but we hope that this is a start in bringing some changes here at Corning. Howard Schlecht Earn a Requirements Change Larry Huntley FREDONIA, N.Y. — Beginning what constituts a liberal arts edu­ Thanks for the letters. I hope that we get some good reaction Summer in next fall, general education re­ cation" at the Fredonia school. from all the readers of Bitch. quirements for a bachelor's de­ One major change, he pointed I would like to point out that each student at Corning pays through Europe gree at the State University Col­ out, is that a student is no longer Student Activity Fees about $7.20 a year for the Crier to be published Many temporary paying jobs lege at Fredonia will come in a required to take two years of a —whether or not you take the time to pick up and read the Crier. Do are still available in Switzerland, neat. 30-hour package and will foreign language, before he can also realize that you pay about $10.20 for “Student Social Activities’” Germany, France, Italy, England apply to students in every curri­ graduate. Which means that when you don’t go to functions that are for you,and Spain. Any student may ap­ culum. Here the new Group I require­ you are giving your money out with nothing in return! Think about plyit. and obtain one of these pay­ The Fredonia faculty recently ments at Fredonia: One more thing . . . the administration must really be worried about ing summer jobs in one of these approved a new set of “Group I" ENGLISH, 0-3 hours. the car situation on Spencer Hill ’cause they apparently are not using countries. Most of the jobs do not requirements designed to give the HUMANITIES AND THE ARTS. 9 hours — Three courses the great amount of influence on the county officials to get something require previous experience. student considerably more con­ done about the foot-deep potholes on Powderhouse Road. If the ad­ trol over the planning of his col­ from at least two of the following ministration cared at all about it, they could at least throw some dirt Resort work, hotel work, res­ departments: English, foreign taurant work, office work, sales lege program. into the potholes so that when they are hit, the car doesn’t go so damn “Up until now,” explains Dr. languages, philosophy, music, deep into the damn things. How about, administrators? work, factory work, farm work, art, theatre arts. construction work, forestry work, William T. Hagan, “a student’s If you want to write Bitch, all you have to do is write your bitch Group I, or general education, SOCIAL SCIENCE, 6 hours — down on any sheet of paper and send it through the U.S. mails to: camp counseling and governess One course from each of two of work make up most of the job requirements could amount up to Bitch, CCC Box 81, Coming, New York, or drop your Bitch in Box 8-L as high as 60 credit-hours, de­ the following departments: Eco­ (bottom row, last box) on the main floor of the Commons on the way categories. Standard wages (plus nomics. history, political science, tips where applicable) are paid, pending on his curriculum. And to the Cafeteria or drop it in the Crier office. You have to sign your which courses he had to take to psychology and sociology. name, but if you don’t want your name printed, write under it “With­ and room and board are either SCIENCE AND MATEMATICS. provided free or at least arranged make up those hours were pretty hold Name.” Please, make sure you write to Bitch because I get lone­ much spelled out for him.” 6-8 hours—One course from each some when I don’t hear someone bitch. I LOVE BITCHES!! in advance. of two of the following depart­ The SOS-Student Overseas Serv­ Now, says Dr. Hagan, the col­ Tim Michaels lege’s acting vice president for ments: Biology, chemistry, ices Placement Offices screens geology, physics, mathematics. and places every student appli­ academic affairs, "the student Hello. I would like to say that I have a “bitch”. Her name is has been given much more flexi­ PHYSICAL EDUCATION. 3 Spot and she is a very pleasant young dog. She often would come to cant by mail. Furthermore, to bility in his choice of courses and semesters, 0 hours. school with me to play with her friends. They ran in the snow and make certain everything goes The remaining hours to a mini­ programs.” got lots of exercise. She would come into the Commons and visit with smoothly and students get off to He said the new requirements mum of 30 may be chosen from people. She also played with all the garbage on the floor. She never their jobs on the right foot. SOS represent “a new definition of courses in any department listed left any garbage of her own. Recently “the people” told Spot she can’t provides a series of 5-day orien­ above, except a student's major come to school anymore. I guess they don’t want dogs playing with tation periods in Europe. These department. their garbage. briefings are conducted in a come, first served, basis. Inter­ Stephen Van Dyke beautiful 100-room, 18th centuryested students may obtain job ap­ castle in Europe and. in addition plication forms, job listings and Hello: the above mentioned dog is also my roommate and shares to being enlightening and fun, descriptions, and the SOS Hand­ Join the the same pleasures of the Commons that I do. Recently, hard-core they provide the needed stability book on earning a summer Segregationalists discriminated against my canine roommate by ban­ for the SOS Placement Program, abroad by sending their name, ning her from the Commons. This incident is living proof that the and a focal point in Europe for address and $1 (for airmail re­ Crier Staff-- myopic racists on this campus were unaffected by Brotherhood Week. the student worker. turn from Europe, handling, and And it is only through tolerance and understanding that this injustice Jobs, work permits, and other the materials) to SOS-Student will be avenged. necessary working papers are Overseas Services. P.O. Box 221, NOW! John M. Lang issued to students on a first Brookline, Mass. 02146. page 9 the Crier/April 2, 1971 Volume X—No. 21 CORNING COMMUNITY COLLEGE April 2, 1971 Corning Indoor Soccer Tourney Barons in Second Place Finish Lacrosse by JERRY HOLDEN Corning had its first indoor Soc­ Team cer tournament March 28. Corn­ ing, pitting its one-two punch of by ROY GUARINO Oscsodal and Ulloa. went against This year the Lacrosse team, a steamed up but inexperienced under the coaching of Mr. Tom Elmira team. Rochester, will open with its first The game started in a roar as game away against Cornell frosh Oscsodal. better known as Joe or April 10. This year’s team will "Rookie" , scored in 40 seconds. try to better the fine 8-1 record Joe and Jorge completely domi­ held by last year's team in the nated the first 15 minutes as they regular season. The team last hammered at the Elmira goalie. year also finished fourth in the At the end of the half the score nation at the N.J.C.A.A. Lacrosse was 8-4. Corning. Elmira's main tournament. This year's team is stems were two foreigners from rated fifth in the pre-season polls. Africa, who constantly slammed The team has five returning goals for Elmira. varsity lettermen; Joe Cuda, Tim The second half was a continu­ Havens, Mike Quattrini, Dave ation of the first half as Joe and Pieri, and Duane Miller. The fan­ Jorge continued to score. The de­ tastic attack threat, Tim Havens, fense, led by Holden. Donahue is now in mourning for he broke and Payne tightened and Elmira his attack stick—the one that he squeezed in only one goal the broke several records with. These whole second half. Toodie Wil­ records are: most goals in one liams. a reserve line man. ended season (73), most assists (37), the scoring with a hard shot to most goals in one game (13), the corner. The game ended as most assists in one game (9), and Corning reserves held Elmira finally most points in one season scoreless for 7 minutes. Leading (91)! Tim is now leading the scorer was Rookie Joe with 6. team in daily practices so he and then came Jorge with 5 and Too­ the team can improve. die with 1. Final score Corning Another fine attack man is Joe 12 and Elmira 5. Tri-captains of indoor soccer team: left to right, Jerry Holden, Jorge Ulloa Cuda. who is usually seen play­ The next game was a thriller, and Mohammed Kassimali. ing cards at the Pub. Mike Quat­ pitting Ithaca and Brockport. trini and Duane Miller will be showing Coming fans their skills Brockport, the state's number nament for fighting. The first half er Corning players but could not two team, had defeated Ithaca get a score past Coming's goalie, as midfielders. ended at one all. On defense, the Barons have in regular season play. Brock­ Ernie Payne. Ernie’s spider web The second half was dominated All Tourney Team Dave Pieri, who will help protect port. lead by College All-Ameri­ around the goal soon broke and by Brockport. but Ithaca slopped CCC's goal. Joe Stratton, who can A1 Moca, leading high school Ithaca's Tony Watson soon in a goal and had a two to one JORGE ULLUA— Corning isn't a returning Corning Commu­ scorer Dan Hickey, and All-Amer­ scored. Coming's "rookie” Joe lead. Brockport. very strong on nity College Lacrosse player but ican and national leading scorer was being double teamed which DAN HICKEY— Brockport offense continued to shoot on the played Lacrosse for Cortland's Tom Gentile, intended to do it left George to score two more. Ithaca goal keeper until finally DON UNSEN— Ithaca team, will help out as a midfield­ again. Ithaca, fired up over Ithaca’s Tony Watson, trying to Dan Hickey shot from the mark er. Brockport's cockyness, didn't fight back for Ithaca scored an­ TOM GENTILE— Brockport and it was all tied two all. Brock­ A few fine frosh are going to agree. other goal and Scot Pakel also port, continually driving on Ith­ DAVE RIEHL— Ithaca help make Corning into a power, In a fury, the game started as scored, the end of the half 3 to 3. aca. could not score. Ithaca, a like: All-Conference goalie Pete Ithaca scored its first goal. This Both teams feeling the tired­ very rugged defensive team, was Grahm from East High: All-Con­ sent a chill into Brockport 'til ness of their earlier games came falling apart and only the goalie ference defenseman Pat Hanley, they had fought to a one to one out on the floor for the second was saving them. Tony Watson W.A.A. Wins also from East; and Jim Sinicru- tie when Dan Hickey scored. half with determination to win. of Ithaca scored for Ithaca on a pi, a mid-fielder from Seneca Hickey, the very impressive line­ Coming quickly, they scored and by DIANE SHEERER skipping shot that went over a Falls. There are many more man and back, for Brockport. held on to the lead for the third Saturday, March 27, proved to fallen Brockport goalie. Brock­ great Lacrosse men on this year’s continually shot at Ithaca. quarter. After the start of the be another winning day for the port continued to pound on Ith­ team. Be sure you see them in Bruce Marino, of Ithaca, scored Women's Athletic Association. We aca but could not break the ice. fourth quarter Ernie Payne dove action at their first home game Ithaca's first goal, and then was attended a sportsday at Alfred Ithaca won a hard fought but to catch a loose ball and caught April 16 against Siena. ejected for the rest of the tour- well deserved victory 3 to 2. a loose foot and was out for the University and won the entire The Consolation Game was one tournament. Ernie's cut required sportsday by defeating Alfred U. of undisputed dominance. Brock- four stitches. This blow did not and Alfred Tech, in basketball Sport Shorts Sports Car port’s well oiled machine, pollut­ stop Corning as the second string and bowling. ed Elmira’s goal with six goals. goalie. Dave Brownell, stopped Rocky's Raiders, coached by by TOM MARTIN Continually hammering the goal many shots at the goal. Ithaca's Miss Mary Lee and captained by The Portage County Spitting Rally April 4 and goal keeper, Brockport Tony Watson slipped in his third Debby Rockwell, beat Alfred Contest was held in Revenna, The Glen Region Chapter of the showed its superiority. Elmira goal as he tried to score for Ith­ Tech, in the first game 24-21 and Ohio last week to capacity Sports Car Club of America will never could get a drive going and aca and then tragedy struck. finished off Alfred U. 21-9 in the crowds. The contest, sponsored hold a Fun-Khana Solo 2 event at the half it was six to zero. "Rookie" Joe wrecked his knee second game. Debby Rockwell and sanctioned by the American on Sunday, April 4. Brockport. and was out of the tournament. and Jan Wynn were high scorers Tobacco Company, drew more Registration and technical in­ The second half, Brockport’s This struck a deep blow as Rusty for the day with 15 and 14 points than 200 tobacco chewing spitters spection will take place at Cor­ second team played with the ball Floock and Joe Roach came respectively. throughout the county. Billy Joe ning Community College from 10 with beautiful passes and then back with two quick goals to give Team members were Kathie McCoy took top honors by un­ a.m. until noon. Timed runs will scoring two more goals to com­ Ithaca a 6-4 lead with less than Burnside, Sharon Larison, Diane leashing a twenty-six foot effort start at 12:30 p.m. plete the scoring and came home two minutes to play. Coming’s Sherrer, Barb Bennett. Nancy on his first try. He then passed Don Millhollen, chairman of with a third place finish. desperate try to win could not Weiderhold, Debbie Rockwell. the ensuing rounds as his nearest the event, said that all compet­ The championship game be- overcome their losses and Ithaca Jan Wynn. Amy Freeman, and competitor was Bobby White, ing cars must be fitted with ween. Corning's small fast attack­ walked off with a hard won title. Debbie Marlatt. with a 19 foot fling. McCoy, in his mufflers. ers and thin hustling backs, and Kenner, referee of all four tour­ CCC's bowling team still re­ seventeenth year of competition, The entry fee is $3 for SCCA Ithaca's well balanced smooth nament games, was really a mained undefeated by beating won his third championship and members and $4 for non-mem­ passing quintet was set for five standout ref. He was always both Alfred U. and Alfred Tech. dethroned Otis Taylor. Taylor bers and if you bring a trophy, o’clock. right on top of the action and 1986 in total pins. Peggy Spencer had won the contest every year any trophy, the entry fee is $1 Corning came on strong and made many fine judgement calls. gave Corning the day's high se­ since 1968. Otis attributed his less. scored fast on a hard driving cor­ He is really a great ref and a ries with a 489. Team members loss to switching his brand of The result of the competition ner shot by All American George good sport, and as a member of were Jane Ashton, Peggy Grant. chewing tobacco. Another case of will not count toward the Solo 11 Ulloa. Ithaca coming back trying the Corning Soccer club I would Dawn Gould. Pattie Spencer, and juiceless and useless sports championships. to score a victory over the small­ like to thank him. Peggy Spencer. equipment.