RAINY DAY RAMBLES IN THE LAKE DISTRICT RAINY DAY RAMBLES IN THE LAKE DISTRICT edited by John Self Copyright © 2015 by Drakkar Press 978-0-9548604-4-7 Drakkar Press Limited, 20 Moorside Road, Brookhouse, Lancaster LA2 9PJ http://www.drakkar.co.uk
[email protected] All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced or used in any form by any means - graphic, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording or information and retrieval systems - without the prior permission of the publisher. This booklet includes the first ever published extracts from a controversial file of documents recently discovered in a derelict barn in Aspatria, Cumbria. The documents appear to have been written for the Cumberland Courier but were never published, presumably because their content was deemed detrimental to the image of the Lake District as a paradise for tourists. DRAKKAR PRESS CONTENTS These Boots 7 Save Our Sausage 12 Four Men in Their Boots, Day 1 15 You Don’t Need a Weatherman 20 Letter to the Editor 23 Plane Sailing on Windermere 24 Four Men in Their Boots, Day 2 27 The Annual Harriet Martineau Lecture 31 The Way We Were, with Silas Jessop 33 The Fairy Fell Roundelay 36 Mrs Mudderdale’s Diary (June 15) 38 Four Men in Their Boots, Day 3 40 Letter to the Editor 45 Tak Hod 47 What Bare-Faced Cheek? 49 Four Men in Their Boots, Day 4 52 The Big Society and its Role in Cumbria Today 57 Council Head Loses his Head 61 Low Brow Opening 62 Nature Notebook 65 Four Men in Their Boots, Day 5 67 A Brand-New Brand 72 Mrs Mudderdale’s