*Certain Exceptions Apply ® MARCH 2016 Muse Volume 20, Issue 03 VP of EDITORIAL & CONTENT Catherine “Lark” Connors DIRECTOR of EDITORIAL James M
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® muMARCH 2016 se NO FOOLING* *certain exceptions apply ® MARCH 2016 muse Volume 20, Issue 03 VP OF EDITORIAL & CONTENT Catherine “Lark” Connors DIRECTOR OF EDITORIAL James M. “Scheme” O’Connor FEATURES EDITOR Johanna “Tomfoolery” Arnone CONTRIBUTING EDITOR Meg “Mischief” Moss CONTRIBUTING EDITOR Kathryn “High Jinks” Hulick ASSISTANT EDITOR Jestine “Jest” Ware ART DIRECTOR Nicole “Prank” Welch DESIGNER Jacqui “Joke” Ronan Whitehouse DIGITAL DESIGNER Kevin “Trick” Cuasay RIGHTS & PERMISSIONS David “Spoof” Stockdale BOARD OF ADVISORS ONTARIO INSTITUTE FOR STUDIES IN EDUCATION, UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO Carl Bereiter ORIENTAL INSTITUTE, UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO John A. Brinkman NATIONAL CREATIVITY NETWORK Dennis W. Cheek COOPERATIVE CHILDREN’S BOOK CENTER, A LIBRARY OF THE SCHOOL OF EDUCATION, UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN–MADISON K. T. Horning FREUDENTHAL INSTITUTE Jan de Lange FERMILAB Leon Lederman UNIVERSITY OF CAMBRIDGE Sheilagh C. Ogilvie WILLIAMS COLLEGE Jay M. Pasachoff UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO Paul Sereno 10 (Don’t) Fly Me to the Moon Calling all conspiracy theorists by Lela Nargi 16 20 26 40 Not ActuAl Size Rooked! WhAt Killed the WhAt’S So FuNNy? The many faces of caricature The true story diNoSAurS? How we learn to laugh by Kristina Lyn Heitkamp behind a fake robot A theory on trial by Kathiann M. Kowalski by Nick D’Alto by Jeanne Miller CONTENTS VP OF EDITORIAL & CONTENT Catherine “Lark” Connors DIRECTOR OF EDITORIAL James M. “Scheme” O’Connor EDITOR Johanna “Tomfoolery” Arnone DEPARTMENTSDEPARTMENTS CONTRIBUTING EDITOR Meg “Mischief” Moss CONTRIBUTING EDITOR Kathryn “High Jinks” Hulick ASSISTANT EDITOR Jestine “Jest” Ware 2 Parallel U ART DIRECTOR Nicole “Prank” Welch by Caanan Grall DESIGNER Jacqui “Joke” Ronan Whitehouse DIGITAL DESIGNER Kevin “Trick” Cuasay 6 Muse News RIGHTS & PERMISSIONS David “Spoof” Stockdale by Elizabeth Preston 47 Your Tech BOARD OF ADVISORS by Kathryn Hulick ONTARIO INSTITUTE FOR STUDIES IN EDUCATION, UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO Carl Bereiter 48 Last Slice ORIENTAL INSTITUTE, UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO by Nancy Kangas John A. Brinkman NATIONAL CREATIVITY NETWORK Dennis W. Cheek COOPERATIVE CHILDREN’S BOOK CENTER, A LIBRARY OF THE SCHOOL OF EDUCATION, UNIVERSITY OF YOUR TURN WISCONSIN–MADISON K. T. 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I didn’t know it was the false fact until I got to the page where it said so! I love cows! I was so upset! They are wonderful, calm, sweet creatures and I am so glad they Mail aren’t going extinct. If you don’t put this in the next issue, I will send a ferocious herd of angry (and not extinct) cows to trample you! :) —CADENCE W. Muse Hey Cadence, Glad you caught the falseness of that news item! (Um, or is it falsity?) Thinking cows are going LETTER the way of the prehistoric giant Ferocious Girl Power of the MONTH beaver would be extremely Okay, I know you get this a lot, so be prepared stressful. I for one don’t want to live to hear it again: I. LOVE. YOUR. MAG!!!!!!! It in a world without cookies-n-cream gives me cool facts that are easy to remember, and are milkshakes. TOTALLY worth learning. I’m pretty sure that one Muse Now here’s a mini description of me: I’m a 12-year-old News story is always false, but tomboy who has teal-aqua hair and is a purple belt in tae sounds like you won’t be fooled again. Good luck (to both of us) in kwon do, though I will definitely be a ninja sometime. I love separating the true from the MOO. Star Wars (my favorite character is Yoda). I don’t mean to Yours in bovine solidarity, brag here, but I’m a really good writer and I’m trying to —O write a graphic novel, which is WAY easier said than done. _________________ (Of course. Duh—anything’s easy to say!) I play heavy metal. If you do not post this, I will send an army of exactly Of Igoxes and 9,999,999 lovesick punk ghosts (by punk I mean the music) Snapscoffles to haunt you for eons. Also, using the ferocious girl power I am a fennec fox typing on my deep inside of me, I will create a whirling firestorm to attack typewriter in the middle of the Forlaca desert on Saturn. Here Muse HQ with a barrage of pies of assorted offensive flavors are a few of the common animals (like spinach). on Saturn: Fennec foxes, igoxes (a But otherwise, I, being peaceful, will love you with all of type of sea serpent), orinoris (a my heart and soul. Over and out. species of very small insects), the —IGGIE C. / age 12 / California, U.S., Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, role-poly bird (a large bird with a Local Group, Universe very bright plumage that speaks the language of every animal), and snapscoffles (a species of crocodile as big as an igox). Famous people native to Saturn: Higher Ground medieval people rushing into Charles Darwin, Jane Goodall, Dian Where I live there has been a towers. I still like the Mayan Fossey, Forpy Loggo (the bull frog), lot of bad weather. Namely: image better. Pergrine Falco (the peregrine flooding. People are saying this —ABIGAIL / age 9 / South Carolina falcon), Lemony Snicket, and happens only once in a _________________ Snarky Snap (the snapscoffle). millennium. I had imagined The one law on Saturn: do what Mayans fleeing onto the roofs of Angry, but Not Extinct you can to survive! their circular houses, but I love Muse! It is a great About me: my name is Fike apparently I was wrong. What I magazine. My only complaint is Faulk (in the Earthling language should have been imagining were that you guys said that cows are of “English” it would translate to 3 Starclash? (By the way, Starclash is a multidimensional-extrater- restrial-purple superhero that we met along our travels.) #2.