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tOffi cial C!totnmtnUndergraduate Newspaper of Yeshivatato (:ollege r VOL. XCVII· YESHIVA UNIVERSITY, NEW YORK CITY, THURSDAY, APRIL 21, 1983

YU Board Finalizes Tuition Hike; YC Will Cost $5,680 Annually COMMENTATOR EDITORSSLAP

By YOEL MOSKOWITZ OBSERVER WITH LIBEL SUIT The Y.U. Board of Trustees ha• In dollar terms, that is a rise from Apr. 20 - The Oh.ferver. was served with a summons tonight, initiating a $1,000libel lawsuit by the approved a 12.5% increase in the already hip $6634annually, to editors of The Commentator. The suit, which was filed on 24th in New York County Civil tuition effective October 1983 for S7200 annually, starting nextyear. Court, comes in response to a March 23rd Observereditorial entitled, "Commentator AbusesIts Power all the Y.U. schools - Yeshiva Mr. Neade, Director of the College,Albert Einstein College of N.Y.U. Budset office, attributes With Strategically Placed Typos." Medicine, and Benjamin Cardozo these rises to hisher fuel, energy The complaint in the lawsuit said, "We regret very much having be felt by Tht Commtnatator for a School of Law. The cost in dollars and maintenance costs. Asked charges that · "The Ohurvtr to take such severe action. long time.'' . for the Y .C •. student tuition will what he thought of Y.U.'s 12% editorial... is a malicious accusation However, the circumstances The spokesman added that while rise from SS,OSO to SS,680 per increase, he replied, .. I'm not which is in reckless disregard of demanded an expression of the reliable sources indicated that the year. surprised, it's like this. all over the the truth. This · unproven and editors' coll�ctive outrage at Tht editorial was proposed and ad­ The tuition rise, which · stems · country." slanderous defamation o( the Observer. The editorial, while vocated by only one member of largely from· higher costs of repairs Mi�s Judy Paiken, Director of newspaper's integrity has caused accusing The Commtntator of The Ob.ttrvtr Executive Board, the and maintenance and in higher Admissions, noted that compared irreparable damage to the reputa­ "undermining the credibility of the lawsuit was filed against the entire staff salaries, will be met with a to other universities, Y.U. has tion of the publication as a whole undergraduate �ublications ..." · Board, "for they arc all equal 2½% rise in scholarships. This dela yea the tuition rise for - a J and, to the individual editors in violates every sacred tenet of partners if they did not oppose the should help those students who . number of years. This caused the particular." The editorial alleged journalistic integrity, by printing propogation of this slander.'' receive scholarships to still main­ relatively large increase at this that the typos were "strategically · allegations that arc totally un­ To win a libel suit, according to tain the cost of their tuition. But as time. Miss Paiken, however, feels placed in certain articles, substantiated. The editorial arrives a 1964 Supreme Court decision one administration source who that the increase will not affect presumably with the intention of at its inane conclusion without ( New York Time.f vs. Sullivan), a requestccl anonymity said,.. 2 ½% is Yeshiva's enrollment. "You have making those columns sound citing the slightest shred of public official must prove: that an not 12 1/2% and all it means is that to unde·rstand,'' she said, "Years asbsurd." evidence. The economic repercus- article about him was published in the wealthier students wiil be ago, Y.U. had a low tuition, and A spokesman for The sions of this attack are only reckless disregard for the truth, or covering costs for lower income the increases weresmall, now they Commentator's Governing Board · beginning to be felt now and will (Continued on Pa�e 2, Col. 4) students." Furthermore, the source had to make a larger increase, to pointed out that even with the · catch up on the previous years." Hon. Geula Cohen, Knesset Member, Speaks At YU; 21/2% rise in scholarships, lower Miss Paiken also remains op­ income students will have to pay timistic, because so far, there has Topics Of Discussion. Include Israel's Future more, even though they will be been a 4% increase in enrollment By HOWARDT. KONIG receiving more� at Yeshiva College. Nevertheless, Yeshiva University Mr. Jack Nussbaum, Directorof April 18 - Hon. Geula Cohen, of the Yeshiva University Israeli Yamit. Ms. Cohen believes that does not stand alone in this Y.U. Student Finance, shares Miss a member of the "Techiyah" party Affairs Committee, gave a brief with politics the way it is now, this dilemma. In a Commentator survey Paiken's optimism. Mr. Nuss&aum of the Israeli Knesset, spoke to· introduction, informing the problem will not repeat itself. of tuition costs conducted last' stated that the finance office will - a room full of students this audience of some of Ms. Cohen's week in private universities within · try and meet lhe needs of all evening, The students gathered in more important endeavors. Before Early Fight for Freedom the tri-statc area, Y.U. still students.as indicated by the third SOI Furst Hall to hear Ms. Cohen Israel ever existed, she fought for In speaking to the Y.U. stu­ remainedon� of themore inexpen­ patty, impartial body of .the speak concerning_ .her beliefs on its establishment in the dents, Ms. Cohen brought out a sive Institutions. New York Scholarship office. . Other Ad­ Israel and its futu�. , · ..LechV'against · the British. In story which has given her courage University, for example, sawa 14% ministration representatives such -The event· .started after Ms. 1973, she entered the "Knesset" in and inspiration in a hope that increase this year and will have as Dr. I. Miller were unavailable Cohen entered to a standing the "Cherut" party. She later left those at Y.U. would also be another increase of 8. .S% next year. for comment. ovation. Phil Machlin, the director this party and started her own, the inspired. The story takes place in "Techiyah", on a dispute concern­ 1946 after Ms. Cohen was taken to ing the Camp Accords, court to be punisht:d for being 1·0.ric f·u111cs /11 .\'cience flail .\laJ· which she was against. involved in an underground radio in the fight against the British · J Polltlcal View Mandate. / ose Ilea/th lla-:.artl 1·0 .\'tutlents She began by outlining that her She and her colleagues did not party may be small, but plays an defend themselves with lawyers but Tht Commtntator has learned equipped with 'blast walls', orilynear accident in the room. On important role. Ms. Cohen was instead "we accused the judges." that the University is now in the designed to withstand the impact another occasion, a University later to state that if the four On this occasion, Ms. Cohen had process of correcting possible of an explosion, contains chemicals maintenance man entered B-09 to Knesset members associated given a political speech to the safety hazards in Science Hall, The and other supplies left over from drill holes in the wall. Despite with her would leave the coalition, court outlining her fightto possess problems center primarily around the now defunct Belfer Graduate being warned about the danger of then the government would her homeland. This · speech, the chemical storasc room in the School of Science, which closed sparks from the drill, the workm_an probably fall. · Continuing, she however, is not what brings the building's basement, and the space down in 1976. Last spring, the persisted, claiming that he only explained what happened with the great inspiration. rentedto outside scientificresearch New York City Bomb Squad was needed to drill three little holes. It peace treaty controversy. "I went At the end of the trial, the judge concerns in the building's upper called in to remove a container of was only after being told, "By the to a desert in a political point of stood up and sentenced her to nine floors. crystalized . isopropyl ether (a time you finish the first hole, view as well as a physical one.'' years in prison, although she was Bomb Squd Visit chemical which is entirely safe in they'll be no more building left," Thereby, she went to Sinai to join to escape in a year and a half. -"I The· storage room, room B-09, is its liquid form, but becomes highly that the workman backed down. the struggle. _for the settlement of (Continued on Page 7, Col. 4) located in the tunnel linking explosive in its crystaline form). Science Hall to Rubin Hall, Although the incident involving Noxious Fumes adjacent to the loading platform the Bomb Squad seems to have The fumes in B-09 are so · and bakery area of Parker's prompted the. University to begin.. noxious. that passers-by in the $250,000 In Rare Books cafeteria. The room, specially cleaning up B-09, it was not the tunnel connecting Rubin to Scien­ ce Hall often comment about the foul stench. A Yeshiva College Stolen From YU Library student who worked for the By MARK LEFKOVJTZ Chemistry Department on the The Commentator has learned accurate list of what was taken can Wor�-Study Program during the that a former staff member of the never be pr.:pared. Yeshiva summer claimed that, "The room Y.µ. Library was arrested on University has not yet decided is overstocked with old bottles and April 7th on charges of grand whether to press charges. containers that leak. The ventila­ larceny, second degree. Both Dr. Baum (Dean of the tion system is simply not adequate, The charges were filed in New Y.U. Libraries) and Vice President and it was always difficult to York Criminal Court by Atikoth, Miller denied that the accused breathe in there, especially on hot an antique gallery located on worked for the library and that summer days when all the Manhattan's Upper East Side. any hooks were missing. However, chemicals were vaporizing." The According to the Manhatt, n at a Dean's meeting last Thursday student, who did not wish to be District Attorney's Office, tl1e at AECOM. Prof. Baum informed identified, claimed that, "If I had accused stole property valued at those present of the sketchy details known then what a time-bomb $1,500. of the story because he suspected that room was, I'd never have While working at the Y.U. 711e Conmll'fllalor was ahout to exposed myself to that danger. The library. he allegedly stole rare hreak the story. and he wanted the University had no right to subject hooks and other property from the Deans to know hcforc they read it me to such hazardous conditions, lihrarv valued at more than in the press. On April 17th, during Club Hour, PresidentNorman Lamm hosted especially since they knew just how $250,000. Reportedly, 96 cartons his semi-annual meeting with the student leaders. Amoog the topics dangerous it was." of hooks were returned to the The former lihrarv staffer was discussed were: the appointment of a Unh·erslty Posek, the Art On . numerous occasions, library last week. allegedly from arraigned on April Kt.h and entered requirement, the GRE's, the Pep Squad, the attrltloo rate and the Commentator reporters and editors the accused's possession. Ac­ a pica of not guilty. He was library guards, Also in attendance for the Administration was Vitt sought access to B-09 to view the cording to a source who requested released on his own recognizance . President Israel Miller situation first hand, but they were anonymity. however, the stolen and a court date of April ��th has (Continued on Page 5, Col. I) items were never catalogued, so an been set. Pa,e 2 THE COMMENTATOR Dunday, April 21, 1983

resident of the dorm. No ordinary "garden Time of Awareness ltlJtCltomm intator variety" waterbomb was this - the small kind that we are all accustomed to This time of year provides us with a clash of ....115 ...... -...... IMIIIIIJ. harmless weather gets warm. This was emotions. We are asked to mourn the dead of ...... ,.., .. ,.... Clllllt ...c..1.1111... dodging once the bag tilled with water. the Holocaust, and almost immediately ...... , a giant plastic garbage ....,2 ...... ,...... , ...... , .. .. thereafter to mourn those lsraelies who fell in Most waterbombs are dropped without battle. At seemingly the same time, we are ...... malicious intent and only to relieve some of the expected to eltpressour joy and elluberanceover Governing Board tedium of studying. The incident described Israeli Independence Day and the capture of DAVID VORCHHEIMER above, however, was different, and it is for this Jerusalem, and in between, to recognize the end Wtor-ln-Cltlef reason that it. is mentioned here. Only the of a tragic plague on Lag Ba' Omer. ROBERT RIMBERG MOREY KLEIN smallest shred of imagination is required to It is a time of awareness which unfortunately Auociatl Editor M1nqin1 Editor envision what that huge waterbomb would have DAVID FELDMAN JEFFREY STOCK comes during a- difficult time scholastically. E•ecutive Editor &ecutive Editor done to the human skull for which it was With midterms upon us, many students find MARK TANNENBAUM MICHAEL IOSENILOOM intended. that fe w Coordinatin1 Editor Senior Editor themselves tied up - so much so, -OC equal concern is the daily ritual where found the time to attend the Yorn HaShoah LARRY GREENMAN LARRY BARUCH Contributing Editor Senior Editor students clean their rooms by throwing the program in Furst Hall. Even · with the JOSHUA SCHNALL MARK LEFKOVITZ garbage out the rear of Morg into the parking understanding that it· might not have been News Editor News Editor lot belowand from Rubin Hall onto Laurel Hill publicized adequately, and many students had STEVE KAfflN ARI SILIERMINTZ. Copy Editor Mako-Up Editor • Terrace. Everything including bags ofgarbage, not yet returned from vacation, the attendance bottles, plates and silverare from the Caf and was frankly disturbing, and embarrassing at BEN-ZION ·SMILCHENSKY RAZ HARAMATI Feature Editor Contributina Editor even an odd television .set have rained down best. RICHARD FRIEDMAN from the dorm windows. Many · students can vividly recall an Production Editor . emotional trip to Yad VaShem on Yorn Ttchnlcal Board Aside -from the serious and imminent danger HaShoah or to . an Israeli cemetery on Yom MARK MAZER ALAN KESTENBAUM these incidents present to the community at HaZikaron during the year they spent in Israel. Aaist■nt to the ANDREW SCHREIBER large, they are a source of a tremendous Editor-in.chief Bulinas . Still more can recount their participation in Chilul HaShem. Last year, a pedestrian hit by a · · Israeli celebrations. We remain the same people CHAIM NORDLICHT MICHAEL MANN waterbomb went into a rampage, smashing the , with the sameresponsibilities regardless of place Circulation Op-Eel windsheilds of cars on Amsterdam Avenue. It we take these BARRY BENDER was not until the poli9C or time. It is imperative that M.J. LAUB PhotCJlraphy arrived that serenity moments into account and not let them fall by An· was restored, an event that can in no way be the wayside. construed to reflect positively on Y.U. or on . STAff Jews. NEWS: MORD�HAI TWEltSltY, Aaittant NIWI· Editor. Neil Adler, Jay lu1talatt. EddyFinkelllein, Ezra The administration must strictly enforce any Bombs Away Gelb,Jeffrey Lied•, MarkM ..Moa , Mehlman, JOIIPh Mllldlol, Ella Ofer, SINldon Plctholr, O.rid Sclawua, present rules that call for the immediate A few weeks ago; · a pedestrian walking along lelljy Schoenbers, "Golda "Smilcllemky, lluc;. Zuker. ' dismissal of any student found throwing Amsterdam Avenue in front of Morgenstern .PIA1UII: Velvy Appleton, laac Cone, Daniel Zlqlr. dangerous objects onto the · street below. COPV:BRIAN SHOKEN, AaociateCopy Editor. Al'l'lr Dorm would not have failed to notice the M. G,_.bell, M, Schlchter. SPOITS: MICHAEL Students must also show some discretion and conspicuous sight of a small · silver car with a TARAOIN, Auillant Sportt.Editor. Robert Katz, MOIile think twice before dropping deadly objects huge crater in its hood. This 2 " 2 x I foot dent Kranzler, Jack Nuuen, Andrew Schmber. MAD-VP: upon unsuspecting passers-by. . JOIIPh GNlllblati. The life that is was caused by a waterbomb thrown by a saved by doing so might be his very own. 11 Letters,To The Editor· that the class is taught at too quick the positive aspects of Y.U. better system our university has study of the intellectual level of More Credit a pace.) J know that if the During my shift as operator at recently acquired. Yeshiva University students instructor had more time, he could the .computer center, I overheard . While I must admit that I don't (March I 6) that even I, a YC For Art? go slower and would also be able some of the students in the center walk out of everycompµtcr lecture graduate was inspired to do my to answer more questions from the degrading the department, com- mentally drained, some of the own follow-up survey. Realizing To the Editor: students. This would �elp make plaining t�at they �ere not getting advanced theoretical courses that I that .the library had already been There has been much talk and the course more enjoyable for any pr�ct1cal expenen� an� were have taken in Yeshiva College well canvassed in the earlier study controversy regarding the Art those who are interested. And, f not being properly tra.med in the have definatley been geared and I chose to check out the situation requirement here at Yeshiva really believe that it would take . field of Comp er Science. How taught o� a graduate level. All my in one of my favorite on-campus College. I am taking this course r some pressure off the people who wrong they are. . · courses in computers �av� . had sites-the Deis Medrash. this term, and I would like to share· re are taking the coursebecause they .I doubt there 1s �ny scho�I small . cla.sscs. whe individual The first student that caught my something about this course which have no choice in the matter. where students are as involved m attention 1s given to the student. eye was dozing over a large tower bothers me. One more thing _ the amount the developement and improve- This i.s unique, something not of·· the Talmud. "Oh no," I While studying for the Art of work that most people put into mtnt of the_. computer department found an many �olleges. thought, "he certainly doesn't midterm, I kept hearing myself this course deserves at least two and the computer system as at A student, 1f he takes the seem stimulated by his studies." say,"this is an incredible amount credits. So, why don't we 0give Yeshiva. To a g �t extent the initiative, can approach any Upon waking him and chatting of work for one credit." Well, it . credit where credit is due?" computer center 1s run by the pro(essor 1n tJi e .department and with him briefly,I ascertained that really is. In fact, to be honest with Ben Kersheabaum students, who, when necessary, ask him for help an computers: to he had taken a year off from you, I've done more work for this y ' c. '83 consult particular faculty members borrow books on computers, college in order to devote himself course than I've done for some of for advice. It is the students who debug programs, and explain to full-time learning. I remarked our two-credit courses, and, even attend to the upkeep and the needs concepts in computer theory even that without his college work he more work than fo r a few three­ Praise For YU of the system. Through the aid of if they don't pertain to the course ·must have a lot of free time. credit courses which I've taken CompuSci (the Y.C. computer curriculum. "Actually,'' he said, "I barely have here at Yeshiva College. So tell To the Editor: club) the students have given It would be a pleasure to ·open _a minute to myself now. I have me, why is Art only a one-credit There is a story about an old lectures to the more novice student the school newspaper and finally Chavrutot until two o'clock in the .course? I would guess that it is chasid in Europe who would only programmers on UNIX and 'C'. read an article that praisesYeshiva morning." because many people are afraid of read a newspaper put out by an These seminars enhance the stu- , University rather than criticizes it. Turning from him, I noticed a receiving a grade lower than "8". anti-Semitic organization and dents' knowledge of the computer Kenneth Brander fe llow who didn't seem to be Fine, I can understand that. I've never read the Yiddish paper. system giving them the tools with YC '84 learning at all. He was reading spoken to · the instructor, and he When asked why he didn't which to explore the system more some notices up on the wall. I has informed me that he is patronize the Yiddish paper his intricately. It is the undergraduate approached him to ask what. he teaching the minimum amount reply was very simple. He ex­ students who have written software Post-'Jm'Ynress io_ ns' was doing, but before I had a 7Jossibleto give us a "taste" of Art plained that if he read the Yiddish packages that have improved the To the Editor: chance to say a word, he burst History. So, why not make Art a paper he would only read about system, from restoring the Pascal So stimulating was Ira Meisels' (Continued on two-credit course. This way, the the Jews' problems; in the constant complier, to writing different types Page 7, Col. 3) course would be taught twice a anti-Semitic papers, he would of games on the computer. week (100 minutes), instead of constantly read articles proclaim­ There arc very few universities once a week (75 minutes). This ing the wealth of the Jews and that give an undergraduate student Observer Sued would also alleviate the problem of their milking the country of its such a free hand on its system. (Continued on Pafle I, Col. 5) publications has been sued for having the instructor rush through financial resources. Some colleges prohibit the student that the defaming falsehood was libel. The Observer now has 20 classes, as is often the case. The same story can be told from doing any outside programm­ intentional - this is .known as days to respond to the charges in I'm sure that many of you arc about Yeshiva. Students attending ing work on the system, restricting "actual malice." Later decisions writing (to the court). About ten repulsed by this suggestion. But Yeshiva are constantly criticizing his use on the computer to class expanded this ruling to include weeks later, an arbitration date think about it for a moment. If the it: some declare there is lack of projects only. This is not so in public figures. Among the most will be set and each side will course were taught twice a week, Torah at Y.U., some cry out that Yeshiva. Teachers are constantly well known successful libel suits in present its case . . then the instructor would be able there is a lack of Mada at Y.U., stressing the importance of know­ recent years, was entertainer Carol If no settlement can be reached to answer the student's questions and some fe el there is either too ing and exploring_ the system and Burnett's $1.6 million award from at · that time the case will go to without having to rush through the much Madah or too much Torah. its underlying principles. Un­ The Notional Enquirer in 1981. trial. The Cnmmellfalnr editors last ten or fifteen minutes of class. But if one speaks to outsiders, . limited computer time this It is believed that this is the first announced that any punitive (By the way, the bigest complaint people not at Yeshiva, he will semester gave us the opportunity · time in the University's history damages awarded will be donated that I've heard from students is always hear them comment about to expose ourself to the new and that one of its undergraduate to charity. 'llnmday, April 21, 19113 THE COMMENTATOR Page 3 ''Poor Murderer'' OP-ED Superb Performance Outshines Weak Plot By MIKE ROSENBLOOM It is not an uncommon theatrical phenomenon, that the production of a play is superior to the ·work Leave The Money itself. When this is the case, it is to be .hoped that the cast members, And Run on the broad shoulders of their ------By JAY S. AUSLANDER ______acting abilities, can carry the script and create life out of the "Selr'-ish. How often we say this alcohol and drugs - the mode of characters and the lines in the word, and how rarely do we "authentic" living is, to many, too collective · mind of the audience. contemplate its meaning. We live harsh and depressing. "Poor Murderer," this semester's in a century that has wittnessed What is the root of this evil? The production by the Yeshiva College two world wars, a holocaust, a New Technology? Man's seeming Dramatics Society, is such a play, Vietnam, a Korea and their result, domination over nature? Certainly and fortunately, the suberb cast a Woo�stock. Upon reflection, we this is a prime factor, althought we combined with the • excellent confront an era in which regard for must, while crticizing, bear in mind directing by Dr. Anthony Beukas human life has peetered to a that the Scientific and Industrial ably shouldered the burden of minute and infinitesipml degree. An Revolutions gave us tremendous making this translation of Pavel era of movie stars and prof­ good as well. When man can be Kohout's play into an interesting fe ssionalism, an era in which explained in light of impersonal enough two-hour drama. "looking out for numberone" has chemicals, biological and In turn-of-the-century Russia, be.come the Bible of every man and mechanical functions, pychological Anton lgnatyevich Kerzhentsev woman, Reductionism is rampant. normatives and pathologies, and (Adam Charnoff), has asked the We are either "scientific" or socio-economic status, we begin to members at a Shakespearean "religious," "rationists" or "em­ look at him as not only the acting co�pany to play .the parts piricists." Dualism has been abor­ rational, but the "predictable of the siginificant characters ted, and unfortunately, empiricism animal" as well, as his uniqeness throughout his life. Anton is also a Crai2 Thurm (left) and Adam Charnoff in YCDS's "Poor Murderer" has turned men into "creatures"­ and his exoticness, have been patient in an institute for nervous they have lost their subjectivity­ stripped away. The humanist and disorders, and hopes that his Poor Murderer play, which the playwright seems to be straining to bring to everyone's their status as emotive beings .. As the romantic are now shunned, autobiographical play will · prove POMMuni-, by Pavel Kohout. directed by Dr. Dr. Norman Lamm explained in and the empiricist exalted. Once his sanity, so he can be released Anthony S. Beukas: set design. costume attention. It is obvious that Anton concept, lighting design and sound concept by is a solitary believer in his own his address "Taking Man Serious­ again, this is another example of from the institute and tried for the Dr. Anthony S. Beukas: stage manager Alan Mayer. Produced by special arrangement with sanity (just like Hamlet), and it is ly," "The spiritual grandeur of modern day reductionism. The murder of his friend, Alexey Samuel French Inc.; Presented by the Yeshiva individual humans has sustained a concept of "dualism," of being Savelyov (Craig Thurm). The play College Dramatics Society: At the YCDS demonstrated throughout that he . Theater, 2475 Amsterdam Avenue. New York. procrastinates as a result of over­ stunning defeat, as man is stripped both the rationalist and . the serves as a vehicle for revealing the Assistant Professor ...... :... Jay Barbalatt Attendant No. 1...... David Paul rationalization (just like Hamlet). of his mystique, his metaphysical empiricist is gone-and with it, the history of Anton's carter, love life Attendant No. 2...... Ben Kershenbaum dignity, his mystical special-ness." concept of the "universal man." and neuroses, and their effect on Professor Drzhembitsky ...... Isaac Zucker · And yet, Kohout, for some Anton lgnatyevich Kerzhentsev..... Adam Charnoff unknown reason, fe els the need to In light of these developements Yet is the new technology the. · his present condition. It also draws First Actor ...... Craig Thurm or perhaps "regressions" only cause of the "depersonaliza� on a seemingly incessant Hamlet Alexey Konstantinovich Savelyov hit us over the head and also Polonius is philosophers and artists alike have tion of man?" Definitely not. comparison, with this play's main SecondActor ...... Michael Brecher scream,"This Hamlet!" also lgnet Antonovich Kerzhentsev/ Fortunately, Adam Charnoff reacted bitterly. We confront the Indeed, we must call out attention protagonist, Anton. Rector/Waiter/Bernardo Romanticist Francisco Goya's to many a man's strongest desire - This last item which played such Sixth Actor ...... Judah Harris · provides the necessary charm, also Katya/Flower Vendor/ charisma and energy of the lucid "The 3rd of May," and cannot the accumulation of capital. . a large role in the play, is its Gypsy Rome/Marya Vessilyevne SeventhActor ...... Peter Mercu5i Anton, in addition to the help but be shocked by the agony ."Keepingup with the Joneses" will greatest weakness. Anton regularly also Mistress/Eric Pevlona Kurganova/ no longer suffice - we must now lapses out of reality into reciting Count Byelltskaya's son · · melancholy and despair of his on the victims' faces. The dada Eighth Actor...... DannyStochel character in his depression fits, artists reacted.with cynicism and stay ahead, control, and crush verses from �hakeHJC.11re'!i. srcat also Mistms/Duke de Cllche-Turomel/ · . Prolo•lie needed to overshadow this con­ hate towards the "New them if necessary. What Aristotle tragedy which correspond to his Third Actor...... Joe Grob Technology," and indeed, life has considered to be the "good" own personal conditions, while the also Dean/lawyer/Major Count Byelitsky/ descending technique. His shifts Kurganov/King from reality to autobiographical itself. And in Philosophy, who can life - happiness - has now become rest of the acting company stands, FourthActor ...... ArthurLowy also Cashier/Newspaper Vendor/ script to Hamlet are always fluid deny the impact of Husserl's non­ equated with "economic success." silently, applauding only when he Conductor/Gypsy/Frensisco/Polonius II Fifth Actor ...... Hy Pomerance and credible, while his stage empirical science, and Heideggers The lust for an expansi\'C home finishes. These numerous also Tatyana Nikolayevna/QuNn presence is intoxicating. Without concept of "Dasein?" Indeed, the and two cars has reached scenarios, direct references to him, this play would have dis­ . phcnomenologist's reliance on astronomical proportions. To "Hamlet" in the script, and our an actual performance of human insight, on intuition, is a many, the cartesian dualism has play's climax taking place during "Hamlet" makes this a one-trick (Continued on Page 7, Col. I) beautiful exaltation of humanity. become the cartesian• "monolism." (of course, this might not have It consists, as the name implies, of been these philosopher's intentions­ one entity-extended substances­ but the result is one visible to all. sensual objects. The age-old Former Israel Bond Director Furthermore,one cannot deny that platitude "Don't judge a book by the period in which they grew must it's cover" has been negated to Appointed V. P. ·01 Development At YU have inspired them to an extent!) "Judge a book by its cover." Modern life has become, to Vanity rules all, and in the quest to many, the mirror image of gratify it, our senses have become Apr. 6 - David H. Zysman, University Boards, in addition to million debt to several banks and tenebrism. We often find the dark, numb, as an excess·of anything is former National Field Director of nurturing major gift prospects for lending institutions. Together with the evil, accentuatedover the light, never pleasurable. We live, in a the State of Israel Bond Organiza- the University. Dr. Lamm, Dr. Dobrinsky helped or, the good. One need not wonder word, in an era of art(ficiality. We tion, has been appointed Vice Dr. Dobrinsky will now be able to achieve that goal. at the overt and excesive use of must find moderation.but even · President for Development and to concentrate his efforts in the At the Israel Bond Organization, more importantly we must live National Campaign Director at field of major gifts, and will Mr. Zysman also served as Jay A u.'1ander i., a YC moderation. Therefore; perhaps it Yeshiva University, Dr. Norman undertake to develop a special gifts National Director of Special Pro Sophomore in I. B.C. (Continued on Page 7, Col. 5) Lamm, president of the University, program for alumni. He will jects. In that capacity, he hac announced today. continue to work with Board direct responsibility for the super­ Mr. Zysman was one of the Committees while assisting the vision of 58 Israel Bond offices in Lavie Is Keynote Speaker At YU founders of the Israel Bond Cam­ President in other areas of major major cities throughout the United paign and served with that importance, and will also help States. Service organization for 32 years. develop the programs which he Previous to assuming National Yom HaShoah Memorial Mr. Zysman will direct all fund­ pioneered within the University, responsibility, Mr. Zysman had By MORDECHAI TWERSKY raising and development . cam­ such as: Planned Giving and headed the Bond Campaigns in April 10 - Some 80 students J.S.S. Student Council, presided paigns, including the Century Bequests, Sephardic Studies and Greater New York and in and survivors of the Holocaust over the program. Campaign, a drhe to raise SIOO Community Activities and Chicago. gathered at Yeshiva University this The memorial service was con­ million by the University's centen­ Holocaust programs. Mr. Zysman was horn in Poland evening for a Yom HaShoah cluded with a candle-lighting nial in 1986. Dr. Dobrinsky served as the and lived in Europe and Latin memorial service, in tribute to the ceremony, and a short prayer in Mr. Zysman has noted that in University's chief development of­ America before going as a child to victims of the Nazi persecution. memory of the Holocaust victims, his new position, "I want to ficer during the most critical China, where his father was in the The key-note speaker of the sung by Mr. Neal Harris, emphasize and organize wider period in its history, when the silk export husiness. He grew up in program, Hon. Naphtalie Lavie, Associate Director of St�dent participation of the total Jewish University had to retire a $35 (Cnminued 1111 Page 7. Col. 31 Consul-General of the State of Finances. community and its friends both in Israel, said that if not for the Mounted on the walls of the the Metropolitan New York area survivors of the Holocaust, "there room where the service was held as well as·in the country at large." would be no State of Israel today·. .. was an exhibit of photographs He added that he hopes to ATTENTION SENIORS Mr. Lavie told a touching depicting the atrocities 1f the Nazi "broaden the fund-raising base to Voting for the Yeshiva College valedictorian, account of his father, a European Holocaust. bring in Jews from all segments of Class of 1983 is now under way Rabbi, who demonstrated courage the American-Jewish community." The ca'ndida tcs arc: and bravery during the Holocaust. The event was sponsored by the Dr. Lamm announced that this Adam Karp Charnoff James Striar School Student Coun­ new position was created at the Two students, Adam Michael Rosenbloom and Eddie Schauder, members of cil; Holocaust Studies Program - recommendation of Dr. Herbert C. the Yeshiva College Dramatics Yeshiva University; Yeshiva Dobrinsky, Vice President for Mark Tannenbaum Society, read selections from Yaffa College Student Council; Stern University Affairs, who has carried Ballots are available from Mr. Larry Wachsman, Director Eliach's book, "Chassidic Tales of College Student Council; Student the overwhelming burden of of Student Activities, in F 413, and will beaccepted until noon the Holocaust." Organization of Yeshiva, and the directing the Century Campaign, on Friday, April 22, 1983. Mr. Alan Frenkel, chairman of Isaac Breuer College Student managing the daily ongoing annual the Holocaust Committee of the Council. campaign and dealing with all THE COMMENTATOR 'llllndly, April 21, 1913

· ''SAVE -µs,0 LO�D ... '' ''Give Us 8ack Our Homeland'' Ten years ago in Germany there came foto power a man who· did not believe in man-or Clo11e to two thousand years the Jew has wandered from country to country. from G-c:I. This man was the epitome of everything which enlightenedmankind had been fighting _ continent to continent; nowhere could he stay, nowhere could he rest • so he trudged along since the dawn or civilization, and his first official act was the sacrifice, on his altars of the raod to no man's land. A day here,a day there, sohas he ·ravellcdt across the length and animalistic cruelty. dcbauctiery. and supreme hatred, of the Jewish citi1.Cns of hintate. breadth of the universe. When he sat down to think, only one idea permeated his mind, Yet. the world kept silent. .. next yearin Jerusalem... So he has told his children throughout the ages, next year! -next His slaughterbenches becameredder and redderwith the blood or this people. The drops year! accumulated and became raging torrents, arid as, the years went on, they bore ghastly There were peric,cts in his life when he was subjected to the ruthlessness of mankind. witness to the extermination of a. portion of mankind. There were times when he was robbed and murdered, pillaged and plundered. Whole Yet. the world kept silent. communities were rued and communal populations annihilated. But never in all his history The tidal wave or chaos and havoc overnowed the sluice gate, arid this flood of fu ry has he undergone a more complete and systematic extermination as in the past decade. poured out all over Europe, tf!3ringout everything in its path-appeased for the moment · Europe has become an infernoof hate and slaughter. Man stands arrayed on an opposite only when mixed with Jewish blood. Rob the Jew! Kill the Jew! Exterminate the Jew! front from his fellow man and, in the midst of all this misery of mankind. stands the Jew, Yet, the world kept silent. beaten and tortured . in the blood-caves of the continent. TIitJew �• theSymptom of die World's Ills The Cry Of die Jew The wotld did not realize that this To all mankind we cry out-why? What stagmatic Jew was its -pulse. It did not have we done to deserve this fate? Whom realize that rot and decay were setting in, havewe killed? We ask not riches nor fa me, that when the Jew suffers it · is always not fo rtune. Let us live!! Permit us just to symptomatic , of a greater and fa r more rest our wearied bodies on the cold stones deadly illness. An even when, finally, the of your land. This, too, you do not grant us. world. decided to take · up arms, "expedien­ Have we not given of our sweat and blood cy" preVl:nted it from demanding justice for to the growth of the fa therland? Must the the first heroic soldiers who fought this blood of the Je1•1 forever grease the wheels monster. of civilization? "It might be said it is a Jewish war," To you, noble England, we can say only furtively whispered so-called · leaders of this: We are sick of the earth; We arc sick of freedom. "It might lead to embarrassing beingbutchered in all parts of the earth. We complications if we bring the Jew into the shall no longer be cattle· herded for limelight," worried so-called fighters of. slaughter on the chopping blocks. Can't you liberty.Blasted appeasement and weak-kneed see that we are breathing our last·· breath? cowardice was all that it was! While the Can't you see that mother earth has reached world was sacrificing itself on an altar of its saturation point with Jewish blood. Do "eltpediency," the Jewish people was being not mock at us because we are small in . sacrificed for all humanity, and that same number or weak physically. Remember, indifferent world is now paying dearly for Palestine is ours and shall be so forever turning its eyes away, fo r saying "Peace, because O-c:I in his infinite mercy has Peace.. when there was no peace. granted it to us. Remember, too, that our Conditions have now reached a spirit is still high and shall never be daunted head-late enough to be sure. With the Greetings :From Prime _Minister Begin by the beastliness or men. O-c:I shall fight blood or two million murdered Jews our battle! �ming ouf · for revenge. rumblings of "In That Day ...... protest bd demands orr action are finally On IsraePs· Thirty-Fifth Independence Day When this black age of unbelievable -·; ·· i • - , : • - · , , , _. •• issuing fo rth. The stomach or human . i')' · _ � · torture and sufferins shall pass. and · the · From Jerusalem. our . eternal arid . inC,ivisible capital, I sencf . my heartfelt clea:ncy is vomiting in revolt! . voice or·freedom shall rins throughout the greetings to- the Jewish communities. throughout . the Diaspora on. the occasion · of world and when the shackles of hate and the thirty-fifth anniw,rsary of Israel's independence. Oar Sacred Daty_ As Ftbne laden . .. despair shall ro re¥1:r be broken. our people We, the students of Yeshiva College and Yom Ha'Atzmaut - the Independence Day of the Jewish State - is unique in shall come forth proudly and staunchly. the annals of mankind because it celebrates an unprecedented historical truth, Higher and higher •�all we rise above the The Rabbi Isaac Elchanan Theological shouldersof man. Slowly but surelysha ll we Seminary, have dedicated ourselves to the namely, the return and self-liberation of an ancient exiled, scattered, persecuted march along the glorious road that leads to task or making those rumblings stronger and ultimately almost devastated people back to the land of its birth after close to our everlasting homeland. Lo and · behold and stronger. We havetaken upon ourselves twenty centuries of homelessness, defenselessness. and Holocasut. this victory of -the sacred duty or making every human the gates shall open. Israel shall forever be a r people! being with a spark or mercy and righteous life over death. justice ove might, right over wrong. the few over the many. indignation bring pressure upon the leaders elevates Yorn Ha'Atzmaut into a universal Jewish festival for all generations to or the United Nations to auarantcc for our come. The preading editorial is fro m The Commentator of March 4, 1943. brethren a fifth freedom-the freedom to In the year of freedom which this Independence Day heralds we will together live. Or if to die, to die as human beings, pay homage to all those who, in the blackness of the night, kindled the torch and not as helpless· lambs being led to the slaughter. which illuminated our path to national liberty and who have defended that liberty This publication is our initial attempt. ever since. Through it we hope to create a militant We recall the martyrs and heroes. the partisansand the soldiers, who raisedthe On Israel's nucleus-on the campus, from the pulpit, flag of Jewish revolt against the Nazi exterminators, fighting them, often on the noors of Congress. in the hopelessly,in side the death camps and the ghettos. We commemorate this year the First schoolroorr.. , on street corners, wherever a thinking being can be found- which will fortieth anniversary of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising. storm the gates of our leaders and demand We shatl remember the fightersfo r the liberation of our Land from foreign rule, Anniversary that abstn1se principles be translated into the members of Haganah, lrgun and Lehi. We shall pay tribute to all our sons and . dynamic reality. daughters who continued the heroic fight to sustain our independence against Israel has gone a long way in the past aggression. And we shall salute the Israel Defence Forces,the army of the people year. Although the Jewish State has been Whether we shall succeed or not depends beset by mariy enemies, both overt and wholly upon the reader. If what is presented of Israel, devoted and brave. dedicatedto but one single purpose- the protection covert, it has. not only survived, it has in the ensuing pages is read with the proper of our country and people and the advancement of peace with security. growi:i and prospered. It has forced back its measure of mind and heart and soul, we will Since Independence Day last year, the Israel Defense Forces were once again foes, it has extended its boundaries, it has succeed: if not, this will but be a hollow compelled to enter battle against a ruthless enemy of our nation - indeed of the begun to consolidate its fruits of victory. It voice in the wilderness of indifference. has selected its government and fo rmulated Yet, it goes still deeper. We are students (Continued on Page 6, Col. I) its policies. It has laid the foundationsfor a of a theok>sical seminary. Our lives are stable, lasting state. bo�nd up in the work of the Lord. We hope But much remains to be done. Israel's some day to become leaders of Jewry, to foe s lighton. The accompanying building of mold a good and spiritual people. the land has just begun. The majority of D.P.'s, though already in the country, are as But we. the living, cannot rest while our yet unsettled. They have to adjust to normal brethren are dying. The words in our holy life and become integrated into the Israeli books become blurred because of the society. In addition, the in0ux of im­ burning tears which blind us. And although migrants has resulted in a major housing we know that the ultimate decision rests in problem. Each task completed reveals more the hands of O-d, we also fe el that it is duties and more opportunites. incumbent uponus to let out brothers know Today. looking back proudly at a year of that we are not forgetting them in this, their accomplishments, we must once more darkest hour-to let them know, that resolve to continue the battle: we must besides our prayers, we are trying our rededicate ourselves . Jo go on working utmost to make mankind itself create out of unfalteringly forthe ideal of a firm, fruitful. their black misery a new humanity and a democratic Jewish state. real civilization.

The preceding editorial is from The The preceding editorial ;., from the May /!. Commentator of March 4, 1943. ./949 iuue of The Commentator, Thlnday. April 21. 1'83 fflE COMMENTATOR Pag� 5 Y .C. Student Council Budget Announced; . Dramatics Society To Get Over $5,000 Behind Dorm Doors By GARY BELLMAN The final appropriations forSpring Accounting Soc. - $369 Mar 14- The YCSC Spring 1983 were: Baseball (Stickbatl club) - not to Last month, The Obseriver visciously attacked The semester budget was decided upon YCDS - 55248 exceed $100 Commentator editors in an editorial entitled "Commentator tonight iri• a closed door meeting. Commentator - $5000 Chabad club - not to exceed $100 Editors Abuse Power With Strategically Placed Typos." This semester the total amount WYUR - $2143 Physics club - not to exceed $100 This week · we take you Behind Dorm Doors to find out, allocated to the various societies is · Masmid - $2000 Chemistry club - not to exceed appro,dmatcly $16,360. Harvard U.N. - $1200 . S 100 Do you feel that T6t Obstrver editorial on TAe . ' The Yeshiva College Dramatic Commentator was justified? Society rcoeivcd the most funding because of the lavish costumes needed for its production of "Poor Murderer", a play set in I 9th Use Of Computers By Physicians century Russia. Its budget is in No. The people on The Observer should excess of SSOOO. As well, the ls Topic Of Seminar At YU· · · understand the complications of putting out Student Council is in the position a newspaper. I am surprised at The to allocateextra funds for standing \Ob.terver'.t lack of sensitivity. ·debts in the account of The '- Jonatllan Roberts Commentator. ··The Council set An intensive, one-day . Seminar programs to keep track of records, Sophomore, JSS aside SSOOO for the publication for physicians on the professional stock or medications; how the which needsextra funding because use of microcomputers, sponsored microprocessor can help in the of its extra Purim issue. WYUR by Yeshiva University's Center for preparation of insurance forms, do This blatant, insensitive act only typifies the also received a large sum of money Continuing Education, will be held cross-referencing, run information insecurity and immaturity of The Observer to fund its purchase of a new twice in April, on Sunday, April searches, and perform other useful board. generator. 10, and Sunday, April 24. time and money-saving operations. Mike Lavine Masmid '83 received $2000 this The Seminar, called "Putting the Individual sessions will be Junior semester. This amount, coupled Microcomputer to Work for devoted to "Home Computers vs. with last semester's allocation of You," is designed to help physi­ Personal Computers," capacity, $1000, make that publication an cians understand what a software, and "Applications to the important factor in budget microcomputer is and how it can Special Needs of the Physician." No. They make less mistakes than The meetings. The Acounting Society best serve the needs of the There will be demonstrations and Observer does. should be lauded forits continuing physician. Participants are time for brief "hands-on" use. Moshe Balakhane ability to raise needed funds while assumed to have no computer Senior, JSS casing YCSC financial tensions. expertise. Teachers at the Seminar will be A final decision has not been Subjects to be covered in the · drawn from Yeshiva University's reached on allocations for the Seminar include financial control Computer Science Department, Political Science and Economics systems and inventory, patient Management Information Services, No. It's cogleene uphourds and corzidto ri Societies. Four clubs are receiving information files, billing, cash and Data Processing Center; St. bonupt. Besides, alligators don't part. revenues for the first time. These flow, and word processing for • John's University College of Mike Rosenbloom arc the Chabad, Physics and physicians' office staff. Business Administration; indepen- Senior, 1.8.C. Chemistry clubs, as well as the The Seminar will also include dent computer consultants; and new, Stickball club. information on how to create computer specialists. .. I don't know. I don't bother reading either Toxic Fumes In Science -Hall May paper. I go for real journalism; I read the New York Post. Vidor Urecki . Pose. ·Health Ha' ,: zar...·' . d ___ ...... -· _T._ ,.• o Students. RIETS . (Contlnu,d.fromPag� I. Col. 3J · be 111ct to get certification. Mr. believed to be engaged in the ' •atedly denied permission to. Dick Wilmot, Chief Safety Officer process of extractinghy drocarbons enter the room. and Director of Environmental from shale. Those who occupy the p■-9 .J111pecden Health and Safety at AECOM, rooms adjacent to and above According to Mr. Leonard who was called in to evaluate the Chcmarol have complained Brandwein, Director of University room's safety, said he found repeatedly about fumes which Laboratories, "There is no storage conditions in the room to .be frequently leak into the halls. har.ard in the room." basically safe. However, he did When Commentator reporters this toxic metal. When the some sketchy details. · Although While the room has passed N.Y. leave the University. with some sought to identify the chemical was discovered to have eaten placated by assurances of safety by · City tireinspection, there are those suggestions to correct safety condi­ that produces the smell, Chemarol through the pipes and was the administration, he became who chargethat the inspectors arc tions in the room. "It's safer than refused to comment, and Mr. dripping into the room below, disturbedwhen radioactive warning not especially thorough, and only it was, but there's still work to be Brandwein admitted that he had University personnel immediately stickers appeared on his door and the most minimal standards must done," he said. no idea which chemicals were moved to suck up the trapped he received a memo from Colonel However, none of those inter­ being used. He did, however, metal using vacuum power. Robert Marmorstein (Director of viewed would explain how the assure the Commentator staff that However, they reportedly only Security and Safety) cautioning him situation was allowed to the Chemarol operation is perfect­ recovered about 12 pounds of to avoid his officebecause there had deteriorate and the chemicals ly safe. Despite having passed New metal, and the other 8 pounds of been a radioactive leak on the noor. allowed to accumulate as the room York City fire codes, Chcmarol mercury remained somewhere in Col. Marmorstein later denied and its contents went mostly recently purchased its own ventila­ the building's plumbing system. sending the memo. unsupervised in the seven years tion hoods, which are designed to Room 1517 is off limits: it is Col. Marmorstein then assured since Deffer shut its doors. prevent future fume leaks. _permanently contaminated. Dr. Lennard that, "there are no Expensive Clean-Up radioactive substances in the Mr. Brandwein explained that huilding." However, as shown in Dr. Irving Horowitz of the the accompanying exclusive Chemistry Department and Mr. Commentator photograph. there are John A votio had been assigned the a numhcr of lahs which do use task of sorting and classifying radioactive isotopes, alheit in a safe these toxic chemicals and deciding manner. which ones should be kept for the undergraduate labs and which are Inadequate Supervision no longer needed. The University Dr. Lennard. although worried is currently awaiting a permit from ahout the safetv conditions that the Environmental Protection current Iv exist · in Science Hall, Agency before it can begin feels th;tt the prohlem is of even disposing of the chemicals. In !!reater scope. lie is particularly f order to legally discard toxic concerned ahout the University's suhstances such as these, the Cn!. Marmorstein regulation of scientific experiments University must hire an outside cateKnrica!!y denied the in ScierH.:c llall. a huilding which contractor who is appropriately contains hundreds of officepe rson­ � licensed. This project is expected to presence nf mry radioactive nl'I and s1udcnts. "No one has any ! C')St thousands of dollars, largely s11h.\·ta11ces in Science Hall. idea e.xal'l ly 11 hat these people arc § hecause the room has not heen Tire photn m, the riKht shows the radioacril'e warninK siK11 on doing. Thos1.: who arc supposedly G properly regulated over the last tire door of one nf several labs in Stic>nce Hall which 11.1·e supervi,in!! this research don't � few years and there is so much rat/inactive i.wtope.1. even know what chemicals arc · heing used. What guarantees do we � work. to he done. However, Vice cc President for Academic Affairs Mercury Contamination Dr. Henn· L. Lennard. have that t h1.:,e experiments arc f Egon Brenner says that the One other health hazard that the Professor of ·sociology. initially sa ft:. Fverv other major University a: University will pay whatever it . University has only partially hccame concerned over the safety has cornmittci:s to supervise scien­ Shelved toxic chemicals and costs to clean B-09. corrected involves an incident in conditions in Science Hall several tific research. It's time we did debris on floor In room 8-09, This Unidentified Chemicals which former lah technician Scott months ago when the University too." exclusive photo_ was in�enlously The other area of concern Bcrlant reportedly dumped ap­ relocated his office to the 15th Dr. Lennard proposed in­ taken throu�h the crack hetween the involves the rooms leased to the proximately 20 pounds of raw noor. He tried to ascertain the stituting such guidelines at a recent door of 8-09, after the University Unigene Corporation and the mercury into the noor -drain trap exact nature of the experiments Y .C. Student Faculty Senate repeatedly denied, Commentator Chemarol Company on the 14th in room 1517 after he accidental­ being conducted in the rooms meeting. No plans have yet been staffers access to the room. noor of Science Hall. Chemarol is ly broke an instrument containing surrounding him, but only received set. Pqe 6 THE COMMENTATOR Thanay, April 21, 191.1 Greetings From Prime Minister Begin On Israel's Thirty-Fifth Independence Day NY State Assembly Is Looking Into (Continutd from Polle �. Col. J) erupting in inter-Arab confronta­ Price-Fixing Of Kosher Poultry Jewish people - who had built tion and even in attritional themselves an armed state within a warfare, as between Iraq and Iran. state in Lebanon and who turned It is in this context that Israel Allegations of price-rigging and prices. Rabbin Schulem Rubin, he currently has an anti-trust Beirut into a centre of inter­ presses ahead in its quest for peace anti-trust violations highlighted· a State Director of Kosher Law lawsuit pending in · the courts of national terrorism. For seven bitter with its neighbours mindful always recent hearing conducted jointly by Enforcement, testifiedthat the very Massachusetts. Under repeated years the citizens of Galilee had that without security no peace can the Assembly Agriculture Subcom­ calling of the hearing served to questioning by Assemblyman suffered horribly from the incur­ ever prove lasting. This · is the mittee on Food Products and notify producers that "somebody Silver, Mr. Wolf told the story of sions, the atrocities and the �ssence of the Camp David Senator Carol Berman. The is watching them." Rabbi Rubin Israel Kosher Chickens which was shellings of the ever-growing Accords. Had that not been its Assembly Subcommittee, chaired said that he. has not detected the put of our business, he said, as a terrorist aggression on our fundamental point of reference by Assemblyman Sheldon Silver usual price increases this year result of Empire pressure. Mr. northern border, carried out with Israel would not have signed them. (D. L-Manhatt,n), is seeking to before Passover that had been Wolf said that Israel Kosher was some of the best weapons the Let the world note this truth and determine why consumers of prevalent in prior years. selling chickens to the distributors Soviets and its · satellites could let it register that it was in the kosher products are forced to pay Mr. Mark Wolf, of Wolf Poultry at .23¢ per pound less than empire provide - including long-range context of this truth that we signed more than double for their kosher Company, testified about the at the time. artillery and katyusha rockets - the peace with Egypt. The poultry as opposed to consumers sudden termination of his Empire and financed by the petro-dollars sacrifices we made for the sake of of non-kosher products. Poultry distributorship in Among other experts offering of Arab states. The population of that peace were great indeed, but The hearing fe atured an ex­ Massachusetts, allegedly because testimony were Rabbi , Ephraim Galilee · - every town, town let, we made them because, by the change between Assemblyman he began distributing a competing · Sturm of the National Council of kibbutz and moshav - had provisions of Camp David and by Silver and an attorney for Murray _ line of poultry in March of 1982. ·. Young Israel and New York City become hostage to the murderous the stipulations of the peace treaty, Katz, ·President of Empire Kosher Mr. Wolf told the Committee that Comptroller Harrison Goldin. and indiscriminate attacks of the Israel satisfied itself that its Poultry. the largest kosher poultry so-called PLO. Their strength had security remained intact. .. producer in the United States. Mr. reached a point that Nahariya and Israel has remained faithful to Katz was present at the hearing Alumni Association Kiryat Shmonah faced the threat its Declaration of Independence. until two-minute,s before his name of physical destruction. We have built up the land and was called to testify. at which time And so, Operation Peace for made it green. We have gained his attorney took the witness stand Plays Vital Role In YU Galilee was launched. Israel did_ national vigour with each passing and advised the Committee that not ..inv ade" Lebanon fo r we do year. We have renewed_ our Mr. Katz would not testify on the By SHELDON PICKHOLZ agent for the school. Although the not covet an inch of Lebanese heritage in our ancient homeland. advice of counsel. The attorney. The Y.U. Alumni Association is office is involved in the support of territory. The Israel Defence For­ And we have brought home responding to questions by Com­ the liaison between volunteer student body, it has compiled an ces entered Lebanon with the millions of our scattered. sisters mittee members as to why only organizations supporting Yeshiva impressive fu nd raising record. Its' single objective of destroying those and brothers. two days earlier Mr. Katz had and the University itself. When annual drive, non existent in 1978, armed bands who, with the aid of This, above ali, the great reportedly said that he was one thinks of this organization he raised $500,000 in 1982. Further­ the Syrian · occupation forces, had ingathering, the Aliyah, remains preparing to offer testimony, associates it with a fund raising more, the· level of support during virtually- ruled large areas of the ultimate mission of our advised that Mr. Katz had not office. Fund raising is a major Y .U .'s fiscal crisis was very strong Lebanon and oppressed its people. generation. Let all thosein the free discussed the matter with his segment of the office's duties; as 2000 individual Alumni con­ The aggressors were ejected from world who perceive the greatness counsel. however, it is also a multifaceted tributions were received. Mr. Volk, Beirut and that capital city was of this challenge come and join us Falls Kosher Chicken was organization. however, pointed out that at restored to its owners. The in the further upbuilding or our. represented by its Vice President, A primary concern of the A.A. association-run-events, such as blessings of a new life of peace, · beautiful country and of our free Mr. Harvey Potkin, who made is the student l>ody of Yeshiva Homecoming. no solicitation of serenity and security have been and democratic society. allegations toward Empire in College. Last year it contributed funds was carried out. given to the people of Galilee. Israel, stable, strong and faithful controlling the distribution of $5,000 in grants and awards to A current problem that the Despite the strains in the ally .of the free and democratic kosher 'chickens. Mr. Potkin various student clubs (Commen­ association is involved with is the relations between Israeland Egypt, world, enters its thirty-sixth year of · related details of an anti-trust tator, Economics and Poli-Sci organizing of Alumni into a the treaty of peace between our freedom with the unflinching lawsuit, as a result or which, Societies). The association makes recruiting unit for Seniors looking t�o cuntries has withstoodthe test. resolve to pursue its goals of peace Empire paid Falls between $200,- an ongoing effort to maintain close for full-time employment. We look forwardto strengthening while remaining· ever vigilant in 000 and $300,000. in settlement. tics with the, student body by an Although a concerted effort has thoserelations. as befits the spirit protecting its national rights and Rabbi Sol Eisner, of · the association representative on the been made to coordinate a _ and letter of the treaty, through a its vital security in Eretz Israel. By Rabbinical Alliance of America, Student Senate and by urging placement of acniors by Alumni. it progressive interchange of trade, standing together in the perfor­ applauded · the Committee for . Senion to attend Alumni meetinp. is a g,owing problem that the culture and tourism between our mance of the momentous tasks or bringing the problem to the Gerold Volk, (Y.C., J.S.S. 1975). University itself will have to face two ancient peoples. our generation, the justice o; our attention of the public. Rabbi Director of the Office of Alumni eventually as Yeshiva competes We live in a region in which causesha ll surelywin the day.Hag Eisner tatiraed as - to the findings aff'ain, feels · that people colllider more heavily with students with upheaval and turmoil persist, Sameah! of inonlinarily high kos�er food his office strictly as a fund raising othercolleges. Jewish Public School Youth Program - MARCUS 'A Fa�t Growing O•treacl, ·PrograJ.mP.S In N. Y. Ci.Y.ty' l,,n�n,w:a 1D�, fl2',W tD Wt ENROBERTGRAVERS MARCUS YC '80 Interviews are now being conducted for 8901 5th Avenue North Bergen, N.J. 07047 STAFF POSITIONS (201) 869-8526 fo r 1983-84 Academic Year Engravers of Plastic, Acrylic and Metal Signs A great opportunity to work with unaffiliated A w�,d� Trophies and Cert(ficates Public School teens . in Jewish identity clubs ENGLISH TYPE GREAT SALARIES OFFERED HEBREW TYPE Positions from 5 to 20 hours weekly DISCOUNTS TO Available positions include: V.U. 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J. P.S. Y. is a project of the Educational Alliance and Federation of Jewish Philanthropies TQE COMMENTATOR ''Poor Murderer''­ Zysman (Continued fr om Page 3, Col. 5) Geula Cohen Shanghai, and as a child spoke MeritsOutweigh Weaknesses eight languages. (Continutd fr om Page 3, Col. 5) YCDS plays. He studied at Cambridge and Speaks . At YU solved into a drab exercise in Other fine performances were London Universities in England (Cdn tinued from Page I. Col. 5) of illegal settlements, she said the mental gymnastics, and his ability turned in . by Hy Pomerance, Joe and also earned a Master of Arts took it as a Jew, proudly, and with only real illegal settlements are manufactures excitement · which Grob, Peter Marcus and Judah degree from Hembury College in a smile," Ms. Cohen said ... Nine Manhattan, the Bronx, Paris, noticably affects both the audience Harris as members of the acting China. years. You (the British) are not London etc. and they should be and the other cast members. This troupe, and Jay Barbalatt as the He has also lectured extensively going to stay here (in charge of evacuated and resettled. The crowd is Mr. Chamofrs final performan­ assistant Professor. The small on the Far East at American Israel) that long." erupted into loud applause upon ce on the YCDS stage, and his attendant parts were humorously Universities from coast to coast. Throughout the trial, · Ms. hearing this point. thrilling portrayal or the mentally handled by Ben Kershenbaum and After the European Holocaust, Cohen's parents had observed the Ms. Cohen, however, realizes anguished Anton, clearly David Paul. Mr. Zysman came to the United proceedings. At this point, that making "Aliyah" is not easy. demonstrates that this drama Dr. Beukas apparently felt that States and served in a leadership however, her mother stood up and "After two thousands years, it's society will sorely miss its most simplicity in the stage design position in agencies organized to began singing "Hatikva". The hard to pack up and go." The versatile performer in recent years. would be best to offset the rehabilitate Jewish survivors of experience was very moving and "Geulah" (redemption), she told, The role of Savelyov is played complexity of the plot, and the World War II and to aid in the Ms. Cohen claims that the judges is a sickness. Sicknesses are worse with unusual gusto by Craig stages tiered levels of varnished establishment of the state of Israel. face was revealing that stopping a when the person believes that he is Thurm. Anton's best friend and wood served its purpose well. It is He has visited Israel on more people with mothers like this is healthy. Not making "Aliyah", she rival tor a woman's love is given a constant reminder that the action than I 00 occasions, and has had impossible. stated, is such a sickness. The first an almost tansible existence by is beingpla:,ed out by actors in the close personal working step is realizing the problem. Mr. Thurm'& acrobatics and basement of a mental institution. relationships with all of Israel's Ongoing War emotive voice. Mr. Thurm has The smoke occasionally blown out Prime Ministers including David The state of Israel has had A Hope For The Future previously demonstrated his from under the stage was an Ben-Gurion, who asked him to independence for thirty-five years, In concluding her speech, Ms. capabilities in this typeof role, and effective atmospheresetter, and the help organize the. Bond Campaign, however, "We still arc fighting for Cohen tied in the fact that Israeli casting him as Savelyov was an costumes were appropriate for the Levi Eshkol, Golda Meir, Yitzhak our independence." "The struggle Independence Day has just passed, obvious choice. period. Rabin and Menachem Begin. is going on," Ms. Cohen said, a fact apparent by the blue and As Professor Drzhenibitsky, the Perhaps the best part of the "and will go on." This struggle, white decorations and the nags in · head of the acting company, Isaac evening was observing the she explains, requires more than the room in which she was Zucker· bestowed the production orchestration of three simultaneous Letters just belief. We should "translate speaking. In Israel, on this special with some Russian authenticity. plays in such clear fashion that the (Continued from Page 2. Col. 5) this belief to acts," she asserted. day, three sirens are sounded. One He exploded his lines across the audience is never confused. It forth: "Rav Schachter is giving People must act on their beliefs for those who perished in the stage with a convincing accent, would be unfair not to mention another shiur tomorrow night. I'm and Israel needs the support. She Holocaust, which is tragic, one for which paired nicely with his period that the mediocre first act is getting down the mareh mekomos. " pointed out that she cannot do it the children who have fallen from make up and beard. His fine followed by a second one that Feeling that I almosf had alone. war, which is sad yet strong, and performance, however, drew atten­ develops some momentum, and by enough information formy study, Dedication is required and "to one for Independence Day, which tion to a flaw in the production- the time Anton is prepared to I searched the Deis Medrash for a struggle means to pay the price." is encouraging and joyful. Ms. the random attempt by cast perpetrate his dastardly deed, the Stern girl, alas, to no avail. In the Ms. Cohen showed this idea by Cohen. hopes that soon a fourth members at a Russian accent. air is filled with dramatic tension back corner, though, I spotted a using the very name by which we, siren will be sounded com­ Most of the actors seemed and expectation. The preceding JSS freshman poring over a as Jews, call ourselves. Yaakov memorating the event when all uncertain as to whether to attempt period, however, is a seemingly Gemam Chu/in. I introduced was named Yisrael when he Jews wilt be united in Jerusalem. it or not, and it would have been interminable wait forsomething to myself, and asked him what he struggled with an angel and won. After the speech, Ms. Cohen preferable if either all or none had happen, and when it finally does, thought of Rabbenu Tam's pshat The price he paid was an injured accepted questions from the utilir.cd this inflection. Among the · the play is nearly over. in "Bein Seudah Le'Seudah." He thigh. Ms. Cohen said that we audience and was forced to leave actors in the visiting company, YCDS and Dr. Beukas have replied, "Tom Seaver? Comeback "have to pay a ,price fo r being by ten, but not before the entire standouts were Michael Brecher as taken on a considerable task in player of the year!" Surprised, I Yisrael" and the price may be "the room filled with the singing of Anton's cruel humiliating father presenting this play and their said "No! Rabbenu Tam. Twelfth blood of our children" from the "Hatikva". lgnat, Arthur Lowy as a cashier · efforts have resulted in a nearly century Tosafist." He looked a bit wars. This event was sponsored in victimized by our protagonist, and flawless production from top to confused and said, "sorry don't Y.U. by the Israeli Affairs Danny Stochel as the Duke de - bottom. The playwright, however, know any Tosafists, but I was The Big Move Committee. Special thanks should Clichc-Turomel. Mr. Brecher used dealt with an interesting premisein hoping to find someone who Israel is "a state for you, for go to Saul Loshinsky. of the his ·Rti!liiin ac:cent and anger well, a heavy-handed fashion, which would learn some Chumash and every Jew forever. not for me." A.Z.Y.F., and Daniel Bush, of the while Mr. · Lowy has a knack for detracts somewhat from the com­ Rashi with me." Ms. Cohen is greatly in favor of Conference of the President, who simultaneously conveying innocen­ plete enjoyment the audience could We learned until Ma'ariv. students moving to Israel to live or made it possible for Ms. Cohen to ce and guilt through his cherubic have had. One should nevertheless Shalom Berger making "Aliyah". When speaking come to Y.U. face. By virtue of his clear and grant the deserved and proper YC '81 REITS '84 strong delivery of lines, Mr. plaudits for transforming a mere Stochel has established himself as mediocrity into a vibrant and someone to watch for in future viable entertainment. YCSC SPRING Leave The . BLOOD DRIVE Money Thursday, May S, 1983 (Continued from Page 3. Col. 1) is best to .. Leave The Money· and • 9:00 A.M. - 6:30 P.M. Run." Thus we live in an era where Belfer Commons "love and hate" have become "lust HOFSTRA and revenge," and getting back to the great outdoors" has in many instances become an outing in a LAW SCHOOL trailer, complete with heating and air conditioning, beds, showers, · and a color television set. And, Attainyour ·pro fessional goals even Art itself has changed from SUMMER SESSIONS19 83 and realizeJew ish fulfillment. the landscapes of and SUMMER SESSION 1 SUMMER SESSION 2 Certified Benton to the cityscapes• of July 5 to August 15 Sheeler. One need not wonder why May 23 to July 1 TEACHERS' teachers,MSWs the celebrated Post-Impressionist CREDITS Paul has said "civiliza­ COURSES CREDITS COURSES and BSWsare In- Business Planning 2 Administrative Law 3 SDaAL tion is what makes you sick." The Business Organizations 4 vited 0 apply. time )las come for us to object in Child, Family & State 3 ! outrage to the present artificiality. 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Renaissance of ethics, humanism. and Romanticism. to enjoy the artifical while exalting the natural. ISRAEL ALIYAH CENTER And. in the spirit of Aristotle. to HOFSTAA avoid. at all costs. reductionism of CalL (212) 752··06Q0 Ext. 345/6 m11· kind, hut rather, to find the UNIVERSITY means to accept both the Sciences SCHOOL OF LAW Hempstead, Long tslana, New York 11550 and the Arts. In a word. to once Hofstra Universily is an equal educational opportunity institution. again, he "human." THE COMMENTATOR Thunday, April 21, 1913 Wins Agains� NJIT And Pratt Bring YU Tennis Team To 2-0 BASKETBALL . INTRAMURALS By MICHAEL TARAGIN of 8-6. The tough match was The Y.U. Tennis Team won highlighted by some magnificant both of their first two matches to lobs by Avrumi Markowitz and Seniors vs. jump to an early2-0 record. Their thrilling passing shots by Michael Sophs vs. firsa match of the season was Taragin. Juniors apinst NJIT, a team that defeated Baruch Weinstein and Jeff Freshmen Yeshiva last year. This.year's team Golden, also in a very tight match, a\'enged that loss by defeating emerged victoriousby a score of 8- NnT by a score or 8-0. 6. Baruch displayed excellent net By -MICHAEL TARAGIN By MICHAEL TARAGIN Neil Tilson, who went un­ play while Jeff displayed some The Sopllomores net the The two upperclass powerhouses defeated theentire season last year, perfectly placed shots. Freshmen fo.r the second timethis · · met for· the second time this maintained llis unbeaten record. Yeshiva then went on to beat semester. This time, however, the semester. The Juniors · a\'enged He defeated his opponent without Pratt, their second opponent, by a Freshmen werethe ones to emerge their earlier loss this semester. In much difficulty by a score of 6-4, score or 5-1. Neil Tilson once victorious. the first quarter,. the score see­ 6-2, This pve Yeshiva a 1-0lead .. again came through with an easy The game staned with the sawed back and fo rth with the Next, Co-Ciptain Avrumi victory by a score of 6-2, 6-2. Freshmen jumping out to a quick Juniors ahead 14-13 at the end. Markowitz · atcnded Yeshiva's Avrumi Markowitz then went on 19-10 first quarter lead. The In the second quarter the lead to 2-0 by downin1 his to face an extremely tough Freshmen were led by Barak Saffer Juniors extended their lead to· 5 opponent with great ease by a opponent. A vrumi we>n the firstset who scored 8 points (17 -points). points to gain a half-time lead 26- score or 6-2, 6-1. by a score of 6-3. The second set In the second quarter the 21. The Juniors were led by Elli Schulman then went one to went on to a tie-breaker but the Sophomores tried to close the lead Baruch Weinstein with 12 points. overwhelm his opponent by a score Pratt player came out on · top by a but managed only to get within 6 (14 points) in the first half. Elli of 6-3, 6-0.Thia now ga\'eYesh iva score of 7-5 and then went on to points with, the score at the end of Schulman led the Seniors in the a 3-0 lead. win the third set by a score of 6-4. the firsthalf 30-24in favor of the · first half with 8 points (12 points). The next NJJT opponent was Larry Lehman then defeated his Freshmen. The third quarter the Juniors were defeated by Larry Lehman by a opponent decisively by a score of The Sophomores came out at led by Jeff Katz with 8 points (22 scoreor 6-2, 6-4 thusextending the 6-3, 6-0. This now gave Yeshiva a the start of the second half ready points). The Seniors were led by margin to 4-0. 2-i lead. to teach the Freshmen how to play Adam Maslow with 7 points (16 The ot�r Co-Captain, Michael Elli Schulman once again dow­ bait: Great defense by the points). Taragin, then went on to· defeat ned his opponent, this time by a Sophomores kept the Freshmen to In the fo urth quarter the Juniors his, opponent without any difficul­ score or 6-2,6-1. This now put only 3 points in the entire third totally · dominated the Seniors. ty by a score or 6-2, 6-1. This Yeshiva ahead by a score of 4-1. quarter enabling the Sophomores Outstanding defense limited the clinched the match for Yeshiva by Baruch Weinstein then went on to overtake them. The Sophomores Seniors to only 5 points in the , giving them a 5-0 lead. to totally dominate his opponent led· by David Schwanz with 7 fo urth quarter, thereby thwarting Baruch Weinstein went on to by defeating him by a score of 6-1, points (19 points) in the third any comeback attempt. The win his match with no problem at 6-0. This insured a Yeshiva victory quarter mounted a 37-33 lead by Juniors again outscored the alt by a score of 6-1, 6-1.Yesh iva and raised the team record to 2-0. the end of the quarter. Seniors this time by a score of 16- was now up 6-0. This year's team looks extremely The fo urth quarter belonged to 5·. The Juniors won by a score of Michael Taragin and Avrumi hopeful and is ably coached by the Freshmen. They were led by 58-37 thereby raising their record Markowitz playing doubles Ray Garfinkle who was of course Stuie Weinstock with 8 points (13 to 3-1, while the Seniordell to 2-3. together raced two strong players very pleased to see the ease with points) ·and Andre Isaacson with 6 bi'iiht spot_ for the Sophmores in from NJIT. ·They managed to which the team defeated their points (18 points) to win the game the fo urth quarter was Simmy defeat their opponents by a score opponents. by a score of 62-58. The only Weber's 16 points. The Boys Of Sum.mer Return: A Baseball Preview By ROBERT .(UTZ - BLUE · JAYS - Without a magnificent. Names to watch are known· as the "Wheeze Kids." own. Joe Torre (manager). former­ Spring Rehearsals areover, and single doubt, the, most improved · (I B) Kent Herbek (3B). Gary Their averageage. ·is higher than ly of the Mets, made them believe the curtain has been raised on the team inthe division. You'\'e got to Gaetti and ·(OF) Gary Ward. the IBC passing grade. Don't in themselves." While their staffis Broadway stage. known as Baseball fe el sorry for them being in such Zimmer ··. wonders, "How that laugh - it will hurt them. · Pet� somewhat questionable, newly ac­ '83. · good company. Bobby Cox will be organization keeps coming up with Rose, Tony Perez, . and Joe quired pitchers Forster and The following brief analysis is a strong candidate for Manager of good hitters I'll never know." Morgan are reunited from the old Falcone "will help immensely." based upon observation of teams the year. RANGERS - At last count, Reds days, but they and the other Braves in · first - not by much. down in spring . training, talking RED SOX - The consensus is they've had 11 managersin the last Grandpas will either wilt away or GIANTS - "The Giants were with baseball people and "just a that Jim Rice & Co. will score 15 . twelve years. Blame the silly come down with many injuries the best second half team last year, general consensus of baseball runs a game once a �k, but still ownership fo r the team's failures. during the hot summer. and with any kind of decent start experts." suffer from a lack of starting New Manager Doug Rader is METS - You have no ideahow they could have ruh away with the AL EAST: pitching. Clear and Stanley are·an different though. His players say much this hurts. We Met fans, division. They might miss some ORIOLES - Earl Weaveror no excellent bullpen tandem. Who that they can relate to him well have been suffering tremendously leadership from now departed Earl Weaver, this team is solid all · ever thought the Red Sox might . because he acts like one of them - fo r seven years · now, and there Reggie Smith and Joe Morgan. around, with fewer question marks finish 6th? players like and respect that. All may be relief in sight soon. But they are certainly a darkhorse than any or the otherteams. Fint _ INDIANS - Not a bad team, ·Rader needs now is talent. Everyone is talking about their candidate." Second place. baeeman Eddie Murray is one or just that they always play .500ball, A's - "I never like to count future Phenoms - which is true. DODGERS - There's no way thebest in the Majon, and rookies and evenManager Mike Ferraro, a anybody out so early," claims But what about 1983? Keeping they'll win with two players Leo Hernandez (38). John Shelby knowledgable baseball man, won't Zimmer. C'mon now, Don. Darryl Strawberry down in the (Guerrero an� Marshall) playing (CF) and 1982 rookie or the year get· them over the hump. MARINERS - Ibid, A's. Rene minors is a good move. Insiders out of position and with all those Cal Ripken (SS) look solid. AL WEST Lachemann just might be the first fe el he's still down there is because youngsters. "Their pitching staffis Besides, Oeorp Steinbrennerpicks WRITE SOX - Former Sox · manager fired this year. Darryl· and the term "breaking ex(e/lent", says Shirley, "but their tile Orioles, and who's gonna player, YankeeSteve Kemp, points ball'.' (a type of curved. pitch) bullpen is poor." araue with l,fm? to all-star or Harold Baines, rookie NL EAST haven't been introduced yet. PADRES - No more than S or YANKEES - Billy Martin is phenom, Ron Kittle and free agent CARDINALS - The world CUBS - Ron Gey is the 6 games should separate the top 4 certainthat his teamwill win it all. acquisition, pitcher Floyd Ban­ champs play in that huge pin-ball ultimate professional, his acquisi­ teams. "The Padres never had a One big stumbling block,might be nister as the keys to the closet of machine of theirs known as Busch tion is an excellent one. Bill direction, never knew what they the pitching staff. •Aside from fortune. "They are so strong both Stadium, and it seems that the Buckner will hit .300 as always, were going to do" claims the ex­ Guidry,· Righetti and Gossage, all offensively and in pitching that it's little metallic ball never falls down and Larry Bowa is a sure bet at Padre, "and now Dick Williams the Yankee pitchers are no better hard for , me not to pick 'them. the 'out' chute. Shortstop -- but what about the and management have wised up than ·marginal. The )'ankees "Good choice Steve, Chisox's first. Bruce Sutter is the best N.L. rest of the team? and given the team an identity · -­ looked so terrific in Florida, ANGELS - Yankeecoach Don reliever, and Ozzie "The Wizard of NL WEST great youth, which they never awesome was too passive a word Zimmer: "Thetve got an awful lot Oz" Smith may be the best BRAVES - Ex N.L. West had." By the way, they've also got to describe them. They'll give tht of talent," "I just hope new defensive shortstop ever. The team Lueder Yank ·Bob Shirley: this new guy - Garvey Steve I Orioles a run for their money. · manager. John McNamara can · is owned by the makers of "They've finally come into their believe - 4th place. TIGERS - What a Lineup! continue · where · unjustly fired Budweiser beer - Cardinals, this Manager Sparky Anderson says manager Gene Mausch left off." Bud's fo r you. that "we'll hit 170 homeruns easy COMMENTATOR Let's face it - Any team "'.ith EXPOS - The most enigmatic Non-ProfitOrs. this year, I know that before we Reggie Jackson, Rod Carew and team in the game. For three years YESHIVA UNIVERSITY start." Their bullpen is weak, and Tommy John on its roster is worth now, they've had the best on-paper 500 W. 185 Street . U.S. Postage will cost thein.Anderson fe els, that a good bet. - Second place. "Like team yet haven't been able to pull PAID "we're not ready, just yet • we New York, N. Y. 10033 with any team," says Zimmer, it off. People are starting to fose N might need another year to fully their relief could be a problem." fa ith in them. If they do win it, EW YORK, N. Y. mature." All-Star catcher Lance ROYALS - Resident expert credit is due to new manager, Bill PERMIT NO. 4638 Parrish disagrees - "we fe el in Zimmer picks them to win it. Virdon. Andre Dawson is the our minds that we can win it, no "They have a club that stays experts' choice for MVP of the doubt about it.". Sorry, Lance, but together, they are unified, and National League. Sparky's older. Third Place. that's something you don't see PIRATES - The key to this BREWERS - The Brewers are anymore in baseball." That's just team is Dave Parker. If he has a a huge, powerhouse, beer guzzling the point. They're the same team long overdue strong year, the group who, to put it simply, eat - that hasn't won it the last two Pirates are legit contenders. And raw meat. Two key injuries to years. Otis, Wilson and Aikens are wouldn't you know it, Parker former Cy Young award winners all great. Brett is super. The rest of looked great in Spring training, so V•owidl and Fingers will do them the team is mediocre - 3rd place. guess what- Right. The Pirates are in. ""Their fi elding ain't so hot TWINS - Give them 3 years legit contenders. either," says Anderson. say the experts, and they'll be PHILLIES - Affectionately