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Vol 10 No. 1 York College of the City University of New YorkN Jamaica-Bayside January 29,1973 Urban Center Robbed King Park to be Closed?

by Adele Zylber had been first discovered on by Gabriel Ceron Saturday morning when the center The Urbar Center was was opened for classes. "I im- Rufus King Park may be closed burglarized sometime during the mediately notified the police of the during the remaining of the winter night of Friday, January 5. The 203rd precinct," he stated. as a result of a suspicious fire items taken were two large electric When Detective Partland which destroyed the front steps of typewriters and some stereo-radio arrived, the only clue to be found King Mansion on January 17. equipment. Mr. Elias Page, was a broken knife blade lying on Employees of the park said that Assistant to the Director of the the floor of room 215. Mr. Page, teenagers congregate in the heated Urban Center, who informed the who is now working in close comfort station during the winter police of the robbery, is now cooperation with the police, stated, months and were seen on the steps working closely with Detective "This is the fourth time the of the mansion just before the fire. Mickey Partlard of the 16th building has been ripped off. In The damage at the Colonial Division burglar squad of the each instance, when we have been Mansion was held down con- 103rd precinct and Mr. Ricardo burglarized, it has happened at siderably, as the blaze was spotted Santiago, Chief of Security at night or over a weekend period." quickly by a nearby group of York. Mr. Santiago is certain that He went on to say, "I also feel that senior citizens and by fire officers the evidence indicates that whoever did this did not have a of the 50th Batallion who coin- whoever was involved in the car. Their limited carrying power cidentally were driving towards robbery had access to a key for the only allowed them to take the two their headquarters located several building. As of yet, there have typewriters and the stereo blocks away on Hillside Ave. been no leads in the case. equipment and walk off. Other According to park officials, this When night falls, King Park and Rufus King Mansion become the There were no outward in- than the broken knife blade, there fortunate occurance held the prey for criminals of every stripe. dications of the robbery. There is no other clue, but I feel there damage down to $300 to $400. was no broken glass or broken had to be at least two people to The new City Park Commission, The recent fire comes in the pulsive". locks. According to Mr. Santiago, carry off the typewriters." Richard M. Clurman made a brief wake of the appointment of Mr. If Mr. Clurman comes through "There were no signs of forced All the locks in the Urban inspection of the damage and of Clurman as the city's new Parks, on his promise, Rufus King Park, entry in the building. It had to be Center have now been changed as the comfort station where he was Recreation, and Cultural Affairs one of the scarce places in Jamaica someone with a key" since the a security precaution. There will told by a park employee how, every Administrator. He immediately where we are reminded that the door was found to be re-locked on still be no guard stationed per- day, teenagers come is apparently set-off something of a furor at his world does not consist solely of Saturday morning, when the manently in the building since, as to cut school and weather the cold. swearing in ceremony. Mr. concrete and asphalt, may be robbery was discovered. Mr. Santiago puts it, "There is no They "spread their coats on the Clurman (formerly of Time Inc. closed. An electric typewriter, valued at necessity for it." However, a guard floor with wine bottles and and the City Center) said the Parks Police Captain Glanven approximately $500 was taken will be patrolling the area in and everything." When the teenagers Department will "withdraw" its Alverange of the 103rd Precinct from room 103 (the secretaries around the urban center several are told to leave they refuse, and maintenance men and services promised more help in patrolling office). The burglars also took an times a night. Apparently, there their presence causes other people from public parks that are the park, where there were four electric typewriter valued at ap- had been a guard patrolling the to be afraid to use the station's repeatedly vandalized and where homicides last year. Several proximately $525 and some stereo- area around the Urban Center over facilities. When asked what he had there has been no sign of "com- months ago two men were mur- radio equipment worth $150 from the weekend, but there had been learned on the inspection tour the munity collaboration to keep dered in the park during the night room 215 (the office of Pandora's no sign of illegal entry. new commissioner said that facilities intact." Reaction to the causing faculty and students to Box). They gained access to the The police have already notified "apparently a new clean comfort statement was mixed. express deep concern over the locked newspaper office by for- all pawn shops and repair shops station tends to be a gathering Borough President Percy Sutton proposed extension of classes until cibly removing some of the (one of the typewriters was in need place for vandals." complained that Clurman should 10 p.m. overhead ceiling riles from the hall of repair) in the area to look out The Mansion was built in 1750 first "upgrade the productivity of outside the office, climbing for the stolen property. The serial by Rufus King, a delegate to the his maintenance workers to a Captain Warren Otto, acting through to the office ceiling, numbers of the typewriters have first Continental Congress. In decent standard." William chief of the 50th Batallion said breaking several ceiling tiles in the also been distributed. March of 1964, the mansion was Buckley praised him in his column that if eyewitnesses can be found office, and jumping to the floor All that is possible is being done gutted and destroyed by a fire for being a "no-nonsense anti- the blaze will be reported to the from the ceiling. They apparently by the police at the present time to which caused more than $35,000 ideologue", and in the tradition of fire marshall's office for in- took only what they could carry capture the perpetrators. However, in structural damage and the loss Robert Moses. Mr. Moses, a vestigation. As of Monday January and walked out the door. the only information Detective of many valuable arltiuqes. At that former Park Commissioner and 22, fire officers at the 50th Mr. Page was first informed Partland was willing to disclose time the Mansion was closed for builder of many of the city's parks, Batallion reported no new in- about the robbery on Monday was that "there are no further two years while repairs were being blasted Clurman's policy as formation about the fire or its morning, although the burglary developments in the case." made. "utterly impractical" and "im- perpetrators.

pay something for that special did were exceedingly large. When benefit. Such an answer cannot a very large percentage of the age survice scrutiny. First, it is not group attends, the prospect of more true that the personal unusual personal benefits benefits vis-a-vis societal benefits decreases while societal benefits Kibbee on Free Tuition are greater for those who attend increase. Today almost 60 percent college today than they were for of those graduating from high those who attended high school a school go on to college. In New A strong plea for continuation education financing policy. The universities. If most of these half century ago. The level of York City the percentage is 75. of tuition-free undergraduate Keppel Task Force is expected to decisions are considered by the education to which one aspires The Regents have proposed that education at City University of submit its recommendations by regional council before being does not control the benefit he by 1980 we should expect 80 and a recommendation mid-February. It includes ad- submitted to the Regents, a great derives from it as much as the percent to move on to post- for increased authority over higher ministrators from private colleges many of the problems might never percentage of his peers who have secondary education." education by Regents-appointed and from the State University. develop." the same opportunity. When only Dr. Kibbee emphasized that regional councils were among the Dr. Kibbee told the panel, "We Chancellor Kibbee hit hard at a few were attending college the taxpayers con- points made by CUNY Chancellor applaud the advent of regional proposals to mandate tuition for potential benefits for those who Continued on Page 5 Robert J. Kibbee this week in planning and cooperation through CUNY undergraduates. He testimony before the Task Force to a system of advisory higher asserted^that the university's free Study the Financing of Higher education councils...The councils tuition policy "is an indispensable Education in New York State. Dr. should not only advise the Regents reality that speaks to the needs of Kibbee also urged formal ser- on proposed capital plans for the people, to the proper func- verance of CUNY's eight com- institutions within their regions, tioning of government, and to a munity colleges from formal they should review major changes proper understanding of wJiat has supervision by the State in curricula and programs and happened and is happening in our Sckeduk 4 University's board of trustees. make recommendations to the society." The panel, chaired by Francis Regents based upon anticipated He declared, "We do not charge Keppel, former U.S. commissioner regional impact if any." for the education provided by the Pga. 6-8 of education, was appointed by The CUNY chancellor observed, public schools. Whydoweask that Governor Nelson A. Rockefeller "In the past there has been a those who can afford to pay should ** following the 1972 legislative tendency for private institutional be doubly taxed to attend a public session after an earlier task force, decisions to generate public college or university? We are told chaired by Dr. T. Norman Hurd, problems and for public in- that college is more valuable to the secretary to the governor, failed to stitutional decisions to generate individual than to society and that, agree upon a statewide higher problems for private colleges and therefore, the individual should Page 2 PANDORA'S BOX January 29,1973 Pandora's Box

It's All In The Attitude Since its inception, York College has always possessed a vague identity and a humorous reputation both in and out of the college. By now we are all used to the location of the school being in , Canada or somewhere in transit between Bayside and Jamaica. It has also taken some time to convince people that we are a four-year college, not a two-year one. Despite all this humor however York has still managed to grow to a student body of 3300, has sent two graduating classes from its doors and is breaking ground fast in building a new campus. While all these changes have happened though, there has been no change in attitude. We still make the jokes, we still act as if we do not wish Editor-in-chief to be associated with the place, we still do not care. The time has Douglass Kennedy come to start caring. When we all walk out with a diploma which says York College on Feature Editor Sports Editor it, it is worth something. But it is only worth as much as we con- Regina Vogel Ray Harley sider it to be. All schools have problems, ours have been greater than most. But it is no reason to malign an entire school, its News Editor students and ironically then ourselves. After putting in four years Sam Mora at this place, it may still be difficult to get a job and people may Pandora welcomes your editorial comments in the form still ask "York what?", but it is our school and thus it is our job to of letters to the editor. Letters should be typed and must answer that question. We do not need a 50-acre campus, we do not be signed in full. We Will try to publish as many different need 5,000 students, all we need is for the students we do have to opinions on a variety of topics as space allows. Address get serious about their school. This is not a question of apathy, your comments to: Pandora's Box, 159-07 Archer because no one can afford to be apathetic about their future. It is a Avenue, Jamaica, New York, 11432. Telephone number question of whether or not we will begin to regard this college as it 969-4230/1. should be regarded, as an institution of higher learning. We all talk about the courses we would like and the teachers we want, but no Editorial opinions expressed herein are not necessarily one talks about the kind of COLLEGE we would like. And that the opinion of the staff or of each of the editors, but finally is the most important issue. rather the majority of the editorial board. Students and even teachers must realize that this is a college, a growing college for that matter and therefore one that will have the common problems of the old schools and the particular problems of a new school. New programs are being begun, new courses of- fered and new ideas tried. Failure should not always and only bring criticism, but should also bring the desire to find out what Letters To The Editor went wrong and how to solve it. This can only be achieved through the full cooperation of the academic community. In this way, we To the Editor: would be considered progress. can get down to the serious business of being what we were sup- I have observed that a large That is when a citizen escapes the posed to be: a college, not a joke. percentage of the York College snares of his broken down student body resides in Forest surroundings. The immunity •Hilts or the Jamaica 'Estates. These process develops when the citizen students all possess basically white becomes negligent, lacadaisical, a middle class brackets for status. wino, drug fiends, and other so- We Wuz Robbed They are the students who are not called miscreants. Many of these On the weekend of January 13, the Urban Center at 159-07 overly familiar with the ghetto life people live glum and trouble laden Archer Avenue was burglarized. The center which serves as a is a bludgeoning onslaught that days. It if isn't the lack of food, or facility for student activities, classrooms and as a community- strickens the Black people who are unemployment, it's an over- organizing center is approximately four blocks from the Main literally forced to confront it. abundance of rats and roaches. Building. As explained in the story on p. 1, it appears that the Though I have only been in New The term "ghetto life" is readily burglars entered the building on either Friday or Saturday nights. York for ten years, I've seen the associated, to me, with gangrene. At this time the building is closed down and no watchman or guard ghetto terminate many lives. A The gangrene syndrome may be remains within. However a patrol guard is supposed to check the termination which may result from halted in the ghetto, at least if the buildings periodically at night. rat bites, to the ever-looming people get together. Progress will It is obvious that no patrol guard ever checked the building. The mobidity of heroin. occur when the grassroots people burglars had enough time to enter the building and make off with The majority of New York's create petitions for urban renewal, as much equipment as they desired. If the guards had ever checked residents think of it as a place crime prevention and better the building over the weekend, they would have either surprised where the people of the Third recreational facilities. Community the burglars or at least would have discovered the crime before World are siphoned off to. A place drug and sanitation groups should Monday morning. where the Blacks, Chicanos, etc. also flourish within the ghetto. The We do not demand a 24-hour watch on all York buildings at are mentally, and physically petitions should pertain to the lack night, but we do expect the guards who are responsible for the annexed to, a nether world. They of insight, and concern, being night shift to perform their jobs. The failure to ever check the are placed in depreciated and meted out to the ghetto resident by Urban Center is an example of gross negligence and irrespon- dilapidated communities, slum their unamiacable older men, who sibility. In an area like Jamaica we have learned to expect this kind communities similar to East New also live in Forest Hills type en- of thing, but we are not supposed to also expect our guards to be York and Brownsville sections of vironments. Since the people have incompetent. Director of Security Santiago has taken enough Brooklyn. The ghetto life is an the power of free speech, they can measures to already insure safety in the school. For an incident almost undescribable, and un- march to Albany in peaceful like this to occur ruins those measures. If we cannot expect the natural phenomenom, marked by hordes, and subject Rockefeller guards to do their jobs now, can we expect them to perform more changes in the character of the and his constituency to their capably when they are guarding our 50-acre campus? people. Example:- A Little country demand for aid. Better community boy can stay in the Brooklyn slum recreation would decrease the area for about 3 or 4 weeks before rising youth gangs and youth drug he is subjected with heroin or the addiction. Save the community, gang situation. but save the children. The ghetto life is harsh and shine on, To the Editor: that you paper dedicate a page or An advertisement might read as morbid, yet it is simply a process, Preston L. Pritchett I believe that your paper can two to the publication of por- follows: though not a simple process. It is a take a giant step forward in nographic materials. Upon YOUNG ATTRACTIVE FEMME process through which the oc- To the Editor, helping to solve the problem of reading these pages, the student seeks financially secure cupants feel as if they are being Couldn't help but laugh at .the apathy in York. It is not enough to body will know that the faculty male for adult fun and pounded deeper and deeper into letter written by Helen Moore last simply say to an apathetic person, had no part for once. Students will games. Water Sports, S&M the slums. Pounded by a 1,000 week directed against J.S.U. Those "Don't be apathetic." It is time we be proud to hold a copy of their French, Greek, Spanish and pound sledge-hammer that's who build bridges over Jewish actually looked into the problem in OWN paper and say, "This is English Ar:s. composed of marshmallows. You blood will find their bricks turn to an attempt to discover WHY4hese Pandora's Box." The interested reader then sends know the feeling, it's like being sand, their mortar turn to dust and people, myself inclined, are the Hopefully some of the more a revealing letter to the paper heavily assaulted, by heavy foam their steel turn to Reynolds' Wrap. way they are, and then DO curvacious Yorkettes will step which in turn forwards it pillows. Eventually it gets to you. In short, the power of the Jewish something about it. forward and volunteer their service unopened to the advertiser whose When you live in the ghetto the spirit is stronger .than Helen The problem, as I see it, is a for our noble cause. (They can be name has of course been held in youth die of overdoses, and young Moore Servillo, Mademoiselle vicious circle. Because Yorkies easily assured of anonymity be strictist confidence. mothers get tatooed with hot irons Magazine, and the entire Russian don't care, the job of running the means of a thin black strip over In summary, 1 say that the by inebriated husbands. Empire. It can be predicted school is taken up entirely by the the eyes.) If for some reason inclusion of porno would not only The ghetto citizen per se New therefore that the same fate en- administration, which in turn nobody does step forward, perhaps help stem the tide of apathy, but York, eventually acquired an joyed by her posters before, will makes it impossible for the we can collect money, as was once will put York College on the allergy or worse an immunity to happen again. I pray for my students to do anything, which done for George McGovern, which "academic map." We will be the the slums. When the citizen oppressed brothers in Russia. makes us all the more apathetic. will pay for a model's services. only college that can say "WE becomes allergic to the ghetto he Sincerely yours, The adoption by your paper of The personal column consists of print porno." Rest assured other attempts to exit to Flatbush or Aaron Biller my proposal can break this vicious advertisements by people for other colleges will soon follow our lead... perchance at Forest Hills. This Student Senator circle once and for all. I propose people sharring similar interests. Benjamin Westfried January 29,1973 PANDORA'S BOX Page 3 (From The Moccasin Factory; Through The Looking GlassJ How the Utachenhuts O Say, Stole Christmas Can't You See !by Regina Vogel •

If York is traditional about one being used for festivities - there the fifth floor. Maybe everything Jby Douglas Kennedy thing, it is the annual Christmas was smoking in room 6, private would be like last year. The party, preparations for which are parties in the empty rooms, and a regular smuggling occurred, but in In America, you can insult a the protestors, particularly the made a few weeks in advance. This waiting line for the bathroom. the late morning, students were man's job, his intelligence, even athletes, seem almost afraid to past year we had more to celebrate Many of us served as drivers of car being watched more carefully for his mother, but never insult his stand up and voice their beliefs. since December 22nd was also the pools to bring home the Yorkies bringing bottles in. Wackenhut country. Imbued with the melting They usually offer some weak last day of classes. But the Great who over-celebrated the occasion, guards and the "men in red," who pot, Horatio Alger and America, excuse, like they were warming up York Tradition apparently died in or we would sober them up at I thought were supposed to be our right or wrong traditions, the over- or tying their shoes. If one's 1972. MacDonalds on Northern Blvd. friends, leaned over the banister of forty generation has reacted purpose is to protest, let it be We did not leave until four or five the cafeteria stairways and told us strongly to the recent affronts on known. It is difficult enough to Bayside in the afternoon when we finally to get rid of the bottles. By the their patriotism. A generation that bear the burden of one's con- got ourselves together, found our time they arrived downstairs the grew up alongside a depression troversial actions, to add stupidity In the first years of existence in belongings, and tried to wash the bottles they spotted were gone, and a major war often had little and cowardice to that is to make Bayside, nothing was said about liquor stains off our coats. It was conveniently shoved in any place but that love of country to depend the protest worthless. the "no alcoholic beverages on all a part of the Great York unoccupied. Later on, one guard on. Now thirty years later, another But the real questions is, should campus" rule. Christmas was Tradition which we could not wait told us to keep everything on the generation has rejected the one pay deference to the symbol of more planned out since we were a to celebrate again. floor and they would not bother us. feelings that accompany them as something he does not believe in, few blocks away from the nearest We had to resort to keeping the well. There are many of us who maybe even hates? The answer is grocery store. Everyone con- Jamaica '71 bottles on the floor and sneaking still feel a sense of pride when yes and the reason is just because tributed something - paper cups, refills now and then. Ingenious America is honored or when the it is a symbol. When we honor the coke,orange juice, cake, and other New surroundings were not people made gigantic straws so National Anthem is played. flagor we stand for the Anthem, it necessary items in the preparation going to change our annual they can drink from a bottle under Having feelings for one's is not because we respect Richard of a York party. We didn't have to festivities, in fact, it was more the table. While the Wackenhuts homeland though does not mean Nixon, it is not even because we conceal liquor bottles in convenient since we were right were booed by students, smoking we are blind to its problems. Our respect America, but it is because pocketbooks, briefcases, or under near a grocery store for purchasing was going on as usual with no blindness comes when we reject we believe in what America should our coats. York's security force last minute items, and also near a interference. It is rather ironical the very feelings themselves. stand for. It is because we believe consisted of "Irving the guard", hardware store where we had to that what is legal (but not in city- In an increasing pattern of in America as it should be, not friend to Yorkies and enemy to buy a 35 cent corkscrew which, for owned buildings) was given police incidents, many Americans "have necessarily as it is. When we hear none. He would smile as we passed the third time, we forgot. action. At one point security head desecrated the use of the flag or "the land of the free and the home the parking lot gates with brown About a week before the Great Ricardo Santiago and a disregarded the ceremony that of the brave," none of us is naive paper bags shaped in familiar Event, students talked about it Wackenhut accompanied a accompanies the playing of the enough to really believe it. But we sizes. One; inside we would and the administration and faculty Yorkie, who was selling pot, up the National Anthem. The many court believe it in the sense that that was conquer our usual tables and start tried to put a stop to it. We were cafeteria stairs. cases involving artist's what America was always meant to the celebration as early as 7 A.M. repeatedly told that no liquor No recorded incidents of questionable use of the flag, the be, a place where freedom and No one went to classes even though would be permitted on campus violence or crime are known to two Olympic incidents in which bravery were characteristic. Then a few carried books to appear and that the Wackenhut guards have occurred during York black athletes reacted con- maybe that black-power salute scholastic. Through careful would be around to enforce the festivities, probably because no troversially to the playing of the that shocked the world was on preparation we would have all the rule. No one heeded the request such incidents have happened in Anthem and the recent refusal of target, a realization that America cups and o.j. needed but someone from the fifth floor and finally, on the first place. All we wanted was certain members of the Eastern needs change and an expression of would always forget a corkscrew. the day of the Christmas party, to have our traditional party, but Michigan basketball team to stand the desire to change it. Carlos and Warm wine used to be stored in President Bassin asked all the presence of the guards put a during the Anthem at Nassau Smith saluted the flag in a manner the small refrigerator that held Wackenhut guards to stay out of damper on the festivities. Many Coliseum are only some of the which was unexpected, but which chocolate milk and yogurt. We did the cafeteria. That day the juke faculty members and ad- more highly-publicized items. expressed their desire for change. box was never quiet and bottles not have a juke box in those days, ministration personnel have The types of incidents seem to And they had both the freedom but we did have a piano in the kept being smuggled in. The car divide along a color borderline. and the courage to do it. pools remained and so did the stressed that Yorkies should "get cafeteria. Music was provided at it all together" and be more Blacks have not responded to the York parties by students, in- other characteristics of previous It is not respect or honor that we. Bayside parties. However, we unified. Well, even if it is only a Anthem; whites have been in- cluding Gus Labella, Steve Lynch, are giving to a song or a piece of missed the picture windows for air few times a year when students volved in alleged misuses of the Pete Morra, and Ricky Nebbia, and the wide-open Queensborough have Christmas and "last-day-of- flag. While both are serious, the material, but it is the who brought , organs and campus for space. After all, you class" celebrations that they share refusal of the whites to respect the acknowledgement of goals that drums for jam sessions. On one cannot walk someone who had things with each other, then do not symbols of their country is the should be a part of us all and can side of the cafeteria, a huge "one too many" on Jamaica spoil it. We do not have the privacy more serious of the two. This is be identified as American ones. "Return your empties here" sign Avenue. of offices in which to have our own because their actions are a Those who do refuse to stand hung from the ceiling. Of course private parties. We did not hurt complete disregard for America during the Anthem then or misuse we encountered a few sick Yorkies each other, we did not vandalize and its ideals with no motivation the flag should be punished who ran out of the cafeteria facing Jamaica '72 the building, we only wanted to behind it It is the response to a harshly. Whether it is expulsion the brisk December breeze without enjoy ourselves and celebrate with fad in which everyone is getting on from an athletic event or a stiff a jacket. Across the parking lot, The usual preparations were our friends and fellow Yorkies. Is the bandwagon to knock America. fine, cowardice must not be en- the classroom building was also made, but no warning came from that too much to ask for? In the case of blacks, while one couraged. To simply disregard may disagree with their protests, at something one does not like is From the City Desk E3SSSSSS3SSSSSS2 least there is some reasoning surrender. And surrender without behind their actions. A symbol discretion is cowardice. One which expresses an ideal which cannot turn his back on his does not exist for them is then one country, no matter how bad he which does not demand their may think it is. A nation can only respect. Their protest thus be as good as its people and when Adventures of Bullwinkle becomes valid because they refuse its people are apathetic, the nation to honor a system which in their in turn must suffer. Real courage by Joe Raskin eyes is inherent with corruption comes in trying to change the Strange as it may seem, cartoons drugs somewhere. Poetic justice in where's Anne Bancroft?) and racism. system, whether from within or have' begun to make sense to me. both cases. That's about the time when Part of the problem with the without. The flag and that anthem Everyday I turn on the tube and Anyway, we had all reached the Bugs Bunny began to make sense. current storm of protests is the way should stand as goals. Symbols of watch the latest (by 1950's point where we had to begin (Rocky and Bullwinkle have they are conducted. Whether or equality and justice, values which standards) adventures of Bugs thinking about our futures. None always made sense, because that not one agrees with an individual's all men must honor and strive for. Bunny and his friends. Although of us could exactly be considered was a satire to begin with. But views, they at least can be admired America then is not symbolized by these things were visible in my ready to move into a $50,000 job or Bugs Bunny?) It started because for standing up for them. In the its flag and its anthem, but should home for many years, it's the first house, so the conversation became I've felt tremendously insecure 1968 Olympics when John Carlos be a symbol itself of what those time that these things have ac- slightly stilted at that point. about my future. Here it is two- and Tommy Smith gave black- two things stand for. Those who tually made sense. It's quite scary, Eventually the inquiries turned to and-a-half years since my gloved salutes, they stood for the forget that are not worthy of really. me. At that point, absolute silence becoming a Yorkie, and I am no world to see. They knew what they standing, playing or living with This started a few weeks ago, prevailed. I didn't know what to closer to becoming ready to be rich were doing and did it. But many of those who remember it. after I happened to run into a say. and famous than I was after my couple of old friends in the local Later, I sat down at home and exit from Springfield Gardens library. We hadn't seen each other began to think. It was if the party High School (Escaped would be a To my point of view, at least, those questions exist for ma.ny other in quite a long time and. as a scene from The Graduate actually better term.) I now have 89 credits, things represent a great deal of Yorkies. How many people in this result, our conversation was took place and happened to me. but it's as if I didn't have any. security. We would eatch those school really are sure of what they restricted to gossip about who was One person tells me that in order cartoons in a time when we weren't are doing in this school, or where doing what, where they were doing to become a great writer I must I don't know what it is. It could worrying about things like indexes they are heading once they leave? it, and how they were doing it. The learn how to drink in bars without be an insecure feeling, it could be and graduate school and the damn These probably aren't the right girl who was driving every male passing out which is a physical paranoia, it could be boredom. geology test, not to mention all of questions to be asked during student in our junior high school impossibility at this point. In order Whatever it is, I've got to sit down those lousy papers. It is escapism, registration, but the thing is that class nuts because she reached to get a job, I must learn how to someplace and reason things out. an attempt to forget about all of many of us will be signing up for a puberty long before anyone else in write in Arkansas and learn how to What am I doing here? Where am this stuff. And Lost In Space and bunch of classes without knowing the class knew what it was is now understand a southern accent. I've I going? What have I done? Will it Batman come on after ol' Bugs. the answers and we'll just be working in the meat department of been urged to explore the field of be beneficial to me after I hope that all of this hasn't continuing to ask these questions, the local supermarket. The cooperatives, which is a nice way of graduation? Will graduate school bored everybody stiff, although term after term. All I know is that grinning, egotistical s.o.b., with saying get a job in the super- help any? Unfortunately, I haven't stuff like this deserves to. It's just I don't want to wind up in the the incredibly wavy hair who market. And of course, there's still been able to answer any of these that, well, there are things that supermarket, gravitating towards everyone hated considered himself this guy following me around, questions as of yet. really have to be sorted out in my the meat department. Besides, a trend-setter and is strung out on hollering "PLASTICS!" (But As a result, there's Bugs Bunny. mind, and probably the same that girl slowed down a lot. Page 4 PANDORA'S BOX January 29.1973 CUNY CLIPBOARD Faculty Union Threatens March 9 Faculty Students Voting Rights Strike Possible City University of New York 19, "...on personnel matters af- Vladeck, maintains that the The City University in- year was the highest in the students would be denied the right fecting faculty....this is the PSC's Taylor Law, in his opinion, does structional staff today over- University's history. of voting in matters of college position, that they (students) not recognize a distinction bet- whelmingly adopted a "No "Today's vote," they said, is a governance according to demands should not have the right to vote." ween "mandatory" and Contract No Work" policy that vote against the conversion of made by the Professional Staff Professor Kugler also told the "voluntary" subjects of collective could result in a strike affecting Open Admissions into a revolving Tongress (PSC) during fact- fact-finding panel, which will hold bargaining. However, the New CUNY's 230,000 students and door and against the Board's inding hearings on its proposed its fifth hearing today (January 2), York State Public Employment 16,000 professional employees. refusal to negotiate a decent new contract with the Board of that the PSC wants the new Relations Board established a The 7-1 vote by the membership settlement." Higher Education. contract to prohibit student contrary position in a previous of the Professional Staff Congress Also at issue is the Board's Dr. David Newton, City evaluation of faculty unless an ruling. was 3836-577. proposal to empower the college University vice chancellor for agreement is reached with the PSC The current contract between The Congress has been presidents to deny reappointment, faculty and staff relations, today on the exact form of that the Board of Higher Education negotiating with the Board of tenure and promotion without quoted from a transcript of the evaluation. and the two former bargaining Higher Education since June 19, givng reason. December 19 fact-finding session The Board of Higher EDucation units expired on August 31, 1972. 1972, and has been working The Board would also abolish in which the PSC called for a in 1969 encouraged each of the 20 Negotiations began on July 12. without a contract since last increments earned for service and contract provision denying CUNY colleges to develop its own Fact-finding, the third step in the August 31. experience, and would require students the right to vote on governance charter in con- resolution of contract impasse The union recommended no job individuals to negotiate alone for department and college personnel formance with general guidelines under the Taylor Law, began on action at that time, in the hope of increases beyond a fixed range and budget committees at City established by the board and November 24. Under the Taylor reaching an amicable settlement. Factfinding is scheduled to end University colleges. These com- subject to final board approval. Law, a "legislative body," which is According to PSC President March 9. mittees act on the hiring, Six plans have been approved to defined as "the board of Belle Zeller and Deputy President promotion and tenure of the more date and several others are in their education" in the case of school Israel Kugler, however, such a Unless agreement is reached b than 16,000 faculty members final stages. districts, makes a final decision in settlement was frustrated on then, the union may be faced with currently employed at CUNY. The John Jay College of contract disputes where the parties December 6 when the Board a job action as its only alternative. Dr. Newton said: "The PSC's Criminal Justice governance cannot reach an agreement. Mr. reneged on the class size The Taylor Law provides that, i student-be-damned attitude is an charter, one of the six approved, Vladeck, however, contends that it limitations agreed to in mediation. either side rejects the factfinding attempt to deny students the makes students full members of is the State Legislature and not the Such ceilings, they said, are report, the public employer mus1 exercise of their hard-won right to the college's Committee on Faculty BHE that has final jurisdiction in needed to bring down" CUNY's hold hearings and make participate in college governance, Personnel. The City College this case. alarming dropout rate, which last recommend ation s. as determined by each individual governance charter, approved by college community. We have the Board of Higher Education declared issues affecting gover- last month, gives each department nance to be non-negotiable, and theoptionof having student voting are now faced with union demands representatives on its personnel CUNY Work-Study Program Begins that would have the effect of and budget committee. wiping out governance decisions The Board of Education has developed over the last three years taken the position that nine items Students from the City to work with the college students gratifying year in which each by vote of faculty, students and specified in contract demands by University of New York will be and the facilities (including mobile college student involved in th administration at CUNY the PSC fall in the area of able to earn money and gain a full units) to put the M.A.S.H. project program will be in the position o1 colleges;." governance and structure of the years credit this year. The federal into effective operation. influencing for the better th< If incorporated into the new university and are therefore non- government has allocated funds to PROFESSIONAL TRAINING countless high school students whi contract, the PSC provision would negotiable. This position is in the Health Services Agency and AND ORIENTATION for the are either unwilling, unaware or call for the alteration of existing accord with a statement in the the Department of Health students selected will be conducted uninformed of their own health provisions in the governance Statewide Plan for the Education and Welfare. The during a two-week period by the needs and the means through charters of at least two CUNY Development of Post Secondary H.S.A. in conjunction with the NYC URBAN CORPS and the which they can obtain advice, colleges that provide for student Education, 1972, adopted by the Federal Action Agency has set up Health Services Administration, information and care. membership and voting rights on Regents of the State of New York, a Health Services Program for after which the students will be Students who wish to enter th( such committees. that "certain academic matters college students. Students will assigned in teams of two to 23 health field have a rare op Professor Israel Kugler, deputy must remain outside the purview work for one year in community District Health Centers. There will portunity in this program. The; president of the PSC, said at a of negotiations." service while earning a $2,000 be periodic seminars and day-to- will gain valuable experience whili fact-finding hearing on December The PSC lawyer, Stephen C. stipend plus a full year's credit day professional guidance, as well learning in a work situation. Thi towards a bachelor degree. as continuing contact with a program is also important to the THE NEW YORK CITY CUNY faculty adviser that valid community and high school URBAN CORPS, the recipient of academic credit can be awarded. students to which the program wil the Federal grant for this APPLICANTS must be CUNY be administered to. This op University Year For Action, will students in their Sophomore, portunity is too good to pass up. administer the program with the Junior or Senior year, with an average of C or higher. They must full cooperation of the City All those interested should contac be willing to work the full calendar University of New York and the Mr. John Mattoon Health Services Administration. year (February 1, 1973 - January 31, 1974)., must demonstrate Project Director M.A.S.H. ( Mobilization for University Year for Action Adolescent Student Health) is the sincere community concern, have a high degree of responsibility and Urban Corps organization which will employ 46 250 students to work under commitment to a program of this nature, and be able to relate to New York, New York 10007 professional guidance both in 566-0070, -3952 District Health Centers and the high school youth on a one-to-one city's high schools in an intensive basis and in group situations. The success of M.A.S.H. will mean that Ms. Sheila Kaplan attack on V.D., birth control, drug University Coordinator addiction, sickle cell anemia and an effective answer to teenage health problems has been found CUNY-Baccalaureate Program other serious health problems. Graduate Center THE HEALTH SERVICES and can lead not only to the ex- pansion of M.A.S.H. but to the 36 West ADMINISTRATION has long New York. New York recognized the need for a new and development of similar programs dramatic approach to teenage in other acute-need areas of 790-4559 health problems and has the community service. M.A.S.H. can *M.A.S.H. has been mad professional staff able and willing provide a stimulating and possible by a Federal grant to th New York City Urban Corps. CUNY Accuses P.S.C. of Despotism

The City University recently finding hearings on Dec. 19, the governance as determined by eaci accused the union representing its union said students should not individual college community,' faculty of seeking to deny students have the right to vote on personnel Newton said. their recently won right to par- matters affecting faculty. "We have declared issues af- ticipate in college policy-making. Newton said that if incorporated fecting governance to be non- CUNY and the union, The into the new contract the union negotiable and are now faced with Professional Staff Congress, are at demand would delete provisions in union demands that would hav an impasse in attempts to reach two branches of CUNY - the John the effect of wiping out governanc agreement on. a contract. The pact Jay College of Criminal Justice and decisions developed over the las A Time for Peace between the board of Higher City College - that give students three years by vote of faculty Education, which covers CUNY membership or voting rights on students and administration a and its faculty members, expired faculty personnel committees. CUNY colleges," he said. last August 31. "The PSC's student-be-damned Personnel committees deal with David Newton, CUNY's vice attitude is an attempt to deny hiring, promotion and tenure o chancellor for faculty and staff students the exercise of their hard- more than 16,000 faculty mem relations, asserted that at fact- won right to participate in college bers. January 29.1973 PANDORA'S BOX Page 5 WHILE YOU WERE AWAY Grading System Changed

J. THE INCOMPLETE AND bookkeeping has been un- ABSENT GRADES necessarily created by using the The current grades of In- separate grades Absent and In- complete and Absent should be complete. Although the registrar abolished and should be replaced has distributed descriptions of the by a new grade to be called distinction between these grades "Incomplete" (referred to as I with the end of the semester grade below.) cards, often incorrect grades are The / grade is to be given to assigned. The proposed con- those students who have (1) missed solidation of grades and the the final examination (2) who have procedure for implementation of taken the final examination but the new Incomplete will eliminate have not completed the work for much unnecessary work. the course. If a student misses a final A student who missed a final examination due to illness, death examination must take a "make- in the family, or other bona fide up final" within two weeks after reason or fails to complete course the last date of final examinations. work, he should be able to take a Only students with a bona fide "makeup" final or submit reason to take a makeup required work within two weeks examination will be permitted to except in the most unusual ex- do so. (Such permission should be tenuating circumstances. granted only by the department chairman or his representative, III. WITHDRAWAL FROM and not by the instructor himself.) COURSES A student who receives the grade / because he did not Course withdrawals and complete the work for a course program changes may be per- although he did take the final mitted for the first two weeks of examination, will have two weeks every semester only and that these after the last day of final be effected through the Office of examinations to complete his the Registrar (no developmental unfinished work if the instructor courses may be dropped.) permits. Exceptional requests will be COOPER A TION: In a community service activity of York College of the City University of New If the student has received the handled as follows: York, the Department of Health is testing the blood pressures of more than 2,200 students and grade / in an independent studies a( Freshmen and Students in teachers at John Bowne High School in Flushing. Participants included, front row, left to right, York course, he may have up to a full the Seek Program: students, Marcelle La Porte, Howard Fisher, Elwanda Gray and Tony De Siervi. In the back row, left semester to complete the work in They should apply to their to right, are Kathy Sullivan, a York student: Dr. Frances Zoeckler, a Public Health physician: Dr. the course, provided the instructor counselor who will make a Theresa Sweeny of the York Faculty: Jeffy Williams of the Air Force Reserve: Lieut. Col. Paris of the course grants permission. recommendation to the Chairman Swoopes of the Air Force: Arnett Johnson, Health Department community liaison representative: At the time an instructor files of the Committee on Academic Mrs. Lillian Jerome, Public Health educator: Mrs. Irene Duffy, health sciences teacher at Bowne, and his grades with the department Standards. Mirielle Herriveaux and Maria Jassen, both York students. chairman the instructor should: Upper Classmen: a. complete an "Incomplete They should apply to the Grade Form" for the registrar. See Coordinator of Academic Ad- Appendix 1. visement who will make a More Science Courses b. submit a "makeup" final recommendation to the Chairman examination (if a student missed a of the Committee on Academic GEOLOGY courses and programs to meet Sciences continues to plan new final examination). Standards. The Environmental Studies student interests and needs. Some non-mathematical survey of the c. submit detailed instructions Seminar, Geology 260, is an in- of these are listed below. For major environmental areas of as to what the student must do IV. PASS/FAIL OPTION terdisciplinary science course to be further information, contact the concern. Each student selects a submit) in order to receive a letter offered in the Spring term. The Chairman of the department or topic for presentation to the class grade (if a student did not com- A student who has earned at availability and use of natural the appropriate discipline during the second part of the term. plete the work for the course). least 28 credits elects to take a resources are studied. Emphasis is Coordinator. Following each presentation, there course on a PasslFail basis at on water, land use and pollution BIOLOGY will be an open discussion of that II. RATIONALE registration. He may decide to problems in urban areas. Next fall, the biology faculty topic. Students are guided by the receive a letter grade anytime During the first part of the will offer a new course-Bib- instructor in the selection of Considerable paper work and before the end of the semester. course the instructor will present a preparations. In this "how-to" reference material, and in the course, students will learn preparation of their talks. techniques of preserving mammal While some of the students in and bird skins and of mounting this course may be motivated to York Initiates small organisms in bioplastic. continue in the field of en Methods of microphotography and vironmental science, it is expected wildlife photography will also be that all of the students will leave explored. the course with a greater ap- Night Classes The impetus for this course preciation of the nature and came from student interest in an complexity of our environmental York College of the City "For our initial semester of American studies, mathematics, exhibit on animal diversity set up problems. University of New York will evening classes, we have been education, political science, at the Bayside campus by Dr. Geology 260 is open to all inaugurate evening credit courses authorized to recruit ap- sociology, and fine arts. Kenneth Cooper, of the biology students with at least two 100 level leading to baccalaureate degrees proximately 250 matriculating York College, founded in 1966, faculty. This exhibit displayed a science courses, and non-science beginning with the opening of students," Dean Sutton said. is committed to blending few of the land and marine majors are encouraged to register. spring semester classes in "Provisions are being made to traditional academic disciplines organisms commonly found in the February, 1973. afford some of these students an with meaningful involvement in New York Metropolitan area. Dr. PHYSICS "This program is another step opportunity to pursue degrees on a community activities and Cooper is now preparing an forward in York's effort at part-time or full-time basis during problems. York's programs in- exhibit, featuring some of the In addition to the regular community outreach," President evening hours." clude continuing education, common birds of New York City, major in physics, the physics Milton G. Bassin of York said. "It The course, to be taught by health, child care, aid for local for display in the York library faculty is offering several other is designed for adults who, because regular members of the York businessmen from minority early in the Spring semester. programs for scientifically and of daytime working schedules or College faculty, will include groups, training in community mathematically minded students. other commitments, have not subjects such as biology, leadership and in English as a l' CHEMISTRY Among these is the Medical previously been able to go to economics, history, Afro- second langugage. The chemistry discipline is Physics Option. In this program college. These classes provide a offering two courses for the first physics majors can attend lectures much needed opportunity for time in the Spring semester, One is and obtain practical clinical residents of Jamaica and other "Instrumental Methods of experience in radiation dosimetry areas of Queens who hold high Kibbee—Free Tuition Analysis," Chemistry 241. This in their senior year at the school diplomas or the equivalent Continued from Page 1 The CUNY chancellor charged lecture-laboratory course for the Downstate Medical Center. to resume their education." tribute more to the cost of public that the imposition of tuition upon medical technology and en- Students interested in medical Dr. William S. Sutton, assistant higher education than residents of City University undergraduates vironmental health student will and dental careers, and who wish dean of faculty at York, who is other parts of the state. He said, would remove "a powerful reason" consist of practical experience with an insight into the modern charged with implementing the "If there was no City University, for middle income families modern instrumental techniques. technology of medicine and program, announced that the and the State of New York was continuing to reside in New York The other course is Chemistry dentistry, will find the pre-medical evening classes would be offered providing public higher education City. He warned, "Those who 221, "Physical Chemistry for the and pre-dental program in physics from 6 P.M. to 10:05 P.M. to New York City students on the would remove this stabilizing force Life Sciences." It will include a to their interest. This program Mondays through Thursdays. same basis it does students from the city for political reasons study of areas of Physical meets all the professional school These activities extend the regular enrolled at State University, the or for a small and transient Chemistry of particular im- admission requirements and is daytime classes at the college additional annual cost to the financial gain, should carefully portance to biology and looked upon with favor by ad- where 3,250 students currently are state's budget would be well in consider the consequences of their prernedical students. mission committees of medical enrolled. excess of $150 million." actions." The Department of Natural and dental schools. Page 6 PANDORA'S BOX Jan INSTRUCTORS FOB HUM ANITIES DIVISION 341 N Dr. Johnson Hebrew 313 H Communications 355 N Prof. Ignatow 101 LM Mr. Kehati 105 CM Dr. Baum 105 DN Mr. Como 367 G Dr. Hux 102 MN Mr. Kehati 105 GHQ Mr. Reardon 1114 TBA 391 TBA Dr. Ryley 106 KS Mr. Ehrman 106 BC Mr. Como 106 DN Miss Feldstein 491 E Dr. Higgins 106 EF Dr. Epes 106 PG Mr. Reardon History Fine Arts 109 FN Dr. Bieler 103 A Dr. Boyer 033 P 103 B Dr. Boyer 110 GP Mrs. Katz 036 103 CD Mr. Vaughn 103 D Dr. Kelly RQ 103 L Mr Sandblom 103 J Dr. Morton English 039 RV 103 N Ms. Schuyler 103 K Dr. Morton 103 VW 100 AL1 Ms. Oser 105 M Dr. Onwumelu 103 EF 100 AL2 Mr. Sage 105 Q Dr. Onwumelu 103 LM Mrs. Kirkpatrick 171 CD Mr. Jensen Dr. Giordano 100 BC Mr. Nouryeh 171 E 110 CD 171 F Dr. Giordano 106 E Dr. Proodian 100 EF Mr. Fischgrund 106 G Dr. Proodian 110 GP 100 EN Mrs. Mohsen 171 FG Mr. Jensen 171 JK Ms. Weintraub 106 L Dr. Onwumelu 100 GH Mr. Raunheim 106 M Dr. Kelly 111 AB 100 SVW 111 DN 250 AB Dr. Giordano 106 N Dr. Kelly 106 W Mr. Vartoogian 111 EF 101 c Dr. Hux 250 GH Ms. Borstein 101 D Dr. Hux 107 F Dr. Boyer 133 p 101 F Dr. Ware 286 EFG Mr. Harding 101 G Dr. Ray 108 G Dr. Morton 136 RQ 101 H Mr. Raunheim 291 M Ms. Schuyler 101 J Dr. Ware 139 RV 297 B Mr. Vaughn 202 C Dr. Papachristou 101 OR Prof. Ignatow 202 H Dr. Papachristou 101 U Mr. Craven 140 350 CD Prof. Anderson 202 J Dr. Willis HQ no AL1 Mrs. Franko 141 355 GH Prof. Anderson 271 B Dr. Parmet TBA 110 AL2 Ms. McDonald 271 C Dr. Parmet 355 RQ Mr. McClancy 110 AL3 Mrs. Greenberg 144 JQ 110 BC1 Mrs. Greenberg 358 PQR 272 M Mr. Walker 110 BC2 Dr. Epes 272 Mr. Walker 171 A 110 BM1 Dr. Fischer N 171 H 365 CDE Mr. McClancy 110 BM2 Mrs. Franko 312 Dr. Willis 171 L 110 BM3 Ms. McDonald H 171 374 MN Ms. Borstein M 110 CD Ms. Hueston 313 Dr. Papachristou 110 DE Mr. Sage D 390 P 213 E 110 DEN Dr. Fischer 336 Dr. Kelly 110 FG1 Dr. Ryley E 221 B 394 A Mr. Vaughn 110 FG2 Mrs. Kirkpatrick 339 Dr. Holland 110 FP1 Mr. Fischgrund L 233 P Mr. Wheeler 395 N Mr. Sandblom 110 FP2 351 Dr. Onwumelu Dr. Dorris 110 GH P 236 RQ 110 GHQ Dr. Johnson 445 PQR Prof. Anderson Mr. Harris 353 F Dr. Morton 110 HJ 361 Q Mr. Lauer 239 RV 110 SVW Mr. Fludas 482 FG Mr. Macia Ms. Friedman 482 JK Ms. Borstein R Mr. Vartoogian 110 TWX 362 241 N Dr. Proodian 241 111 AL1 Ms. Feldstein 489 PQR Mr. Harding 489 QRP 368 111 AL2 Mr. Nouryeh TBA 244 KS 111 AL3 Mr. DeVries 497 CD Mr. Vaughn 490 111 BC Dr. Southwell 250 CD 111 BL Mr. Harris 499 TBA Mr. Vaughn 111 BM1 Ms. Oser Humanities 251 PQ 111 BM2 Mr. DeVries 111 CM1 Ms. Feldstein 101 EF Dr. Willis 260 Q 111 CM2 Mr. Wheeler French 111 DE Mr. Elderman 202 B$ Dr. Bieler 313 B 111 DN1 Dr. Baruch 101 AL Mrs. Beudelac 203 BC 111 DN2 Miss Fuchs 101 CM Dr. Raitiere Dr. Kornfeld 321 A 111 FG Mr. Elderman 101 DN Dr. Eberbach Mr. Leroy 111 Ms. Hueston P GP 101 JQ Dr. Eberbach 333 111 HQ1 Mr. Fludas 205 DE Dr. Boyer 111 HQ2 Miss Fuchs 102 EN Dr. Raitiere Mr. Maguna 336 RQ 111 JQ Mr. Glucksman 102 HQ Dr. Raitiere 111 MN Ms. Teghrarian 250 L Mr. Perretta 351 CD PQ 111 Ms. Teghrarian 105 J Ms. Carasso 272 H Dr. Proodian 420 G 210 D Dr. Cooper 106 H Ms. Carasso 210 F Dr. Hux 281 N Father McKeon 422 TBA 111 FG Mr. Leroy 220 E Dr. Ray 282 P Father McKeon 490 TBA 113 V Dr. Lombardi 230 E Dr. Cooper 301 FG Dr. Baum 323 D Dr. Bieler Dr. Mintz 288 P Prof. Ignatow Dr. Papachristou Phi 329 C Dr. Eberbach Mrs. Waldman 290 E Dr. Dorris 103 A 290 P Dr. Baum 400 TBA Dr. Eberbach 310 H Dr. Eberbach 103 B 103 Q 306 FP Dr. Johnson 103 GP Italian 308 G Dr. Ware German 121 A 101 BM 121 D 312 M Dr. Southwell 101 FP Ms. Ozolins 121 G 102 EN Mrs. Coleman 314 FP Dr. Fischer 102 AL Dr. Kornfeld 102 GP Mrs. Coleman 202 F 204 N 316 N Dr. Southwell 220 C Dr. Coogan 105 C Dr. D'Alberti 221 C 321 C Dr. Baruch 106 A Mr. Perretta 261 H 323 B Dr. Ryley Greek 206 D Dr. D'Alberti 331 E 327 D Dr. Dorris 114 B Dr. Coogan 233 J Mrs. Coleman 354 M 336 H Dr. Ray 291 C Dr. Seittelman 268 G Dr. D'Alberti 355 J »ry29,1973 PANDORA'S BOX Page 7 SPRING SEMESTER Dr. D'Albert i 460 A Mr. Ruttenberg 102Q Mr. Petersen 271 G Ms. Spier

480 B Mr. Ruttenberg 221 N Ms, Cherneia 285 T Ms. Montgomery ivir. L/russ .at in 499 TBA 322 N Ms. Villmoare 1A 1 T Dr. Coogan J4X 1 345 H Dr. Schneider 328 P Mr. Wengert 347 D Ms. Lindenbaum 332 B Ms. Bridges Russian 362 E Dr. Schneider 393 F Mr. Dickie 367 C Dr. Burnett 4usic 101 EN Mrs. Ozolins 393 K Mr. Dickie 373 H Mr. Rudin Mr. Labovitz 401 P Ms. Cherneia Spanish 451 M Mr. Druss 384 JK Mr. Wengert Mr. Labovitz 490 TBA Ms. Lindenbaum 491 TBA 401 TBA Dr. Burnett Mr. Moorman 100 0 Mr. Capellan 492 TBA 425 0 Mr. White Ms. Wright 101 AB Ms. Lopez Ms. Wright 101 BL Dr. Boyd 490 TBA Staff 101 DN Mr. Quiroga Economics Mr. Ernst 101 HO Mr. Quiroga 491 TBA Staff Mr. Adams 101 TW Mr. Rey 101 B Mr. Shululu 101 F Mr. Shululu Mr. Ernst 102 AL Dr. Boyd 101 G Mr. Shululu Psychology Mr. Labovitz 102 GP Mr. Maguna 101 N Ms. Alamelu 102 JR Mr. Rey 101 M Mr. Jordan 102 D Dr. Grant Dr. Hollister 102 H Dr. Grant 102 J Dr. Brody Mr. Labovitz 105 P Mr. Prieto 102 A Dr. Schacter 102 E Dr. Schacter 102 N Dr. Dick 102 GP Dr. Dick Mr. Labovitz 106 D Dr. Boyd 180 KS Mr. Easton 180LM 102 T Mr. Wynne 103 E Mr. Gianutsos Mr. Moorman 110 BC Mr. Barrueco 180 WX Mr. Wittenstein 110 EF Dr. Beck 181 103 K . Mr. Wynne 200 B Dr. Schacter 103 M Dr. Karp 111 AB Ms. Waldman 220 MN Mr. Swan 202 FG LECT Dr. Karp LAB Dr. Long 281 E Dr. Trembicky 202 DEF F Dr. Boyd 202 EFG Dr. Long 209 281J Dr. Trembicky LECT Dr. Karo 311C Mr. Shululu 202PQ Mr Mr. Adams 202LM LAB - Vartanian 224 G Mr. Quiroga 321 P Mr. Swan Dr Karn Dr. Zinar 332 H Dr. Trembicky 202NPQ Mr. Vartanian Mr. Labovitz 272 JK Mr. Prieto 337 D Dr. Trembicky 202 PQR 272 Ms. Lopez LM 361 F Dr. Schachter 205 B Dr Brody 272 Ms. Lopez ; Mrs. McCown MN 205 HI Mr. Wvnne 272 OR Mr. Prieto Sociology Dr. Hollister Dr. Long 275 J Mr. Maguna 262 B 272 B Mr. Gianutsos Dr. Hollister 101 A Mr. Sutton 303 P Miss Haboiecha 271 0 Dr. Brody 101 D Dr. Givant 275 0 Dr. Zuckerberg Mr. Labovitz 101 F Mr. Sutton 351 EN Mr. Prieto 280 W Mr. Golden 101 G Dr. Givant 290 TBA Staff Mr. Labovitz 101 L 402 C Ms. Waldman 291 TBA Staff 101 N Mr. Segal 292TBA Staff Mr. Moorman 414 TBA Dr. Beck 301 F 101 W Mr. Segal 320 C Mr. Wynne Mr. Moorman 332 E Mr. Gianutsos TBA 152 V Mr. Segal 332 G Dr. Grant Speech 332 K Dr. Grant Mr. Adams 220 B Ms. Lewis 332 S Ms. Stephan 231 HJ Dr. Fortune 338 J Dr. Dineen 101 BC Ms. Schilling Dr. Southern 235 C Dr. Fortune 338 L Dr. Rosenberg 101 DE Ms. Fischbein 241 L Mr. Best 3380 Dr. Rosenberg 101 EF Dr. Lang Mr. Ernst 241V 353 DN Dr. Rosenberg 101 EN Ms. Nickolich 246 B Mr. Sutton 382 R Dr. Rosenberg 101 FG Ms. Fischbein Dr. Zinar 254 J Dr. Givant 454 H Dr. Dineen 101 RV Mr. Como 254 P 490 TBA Staff Ms. Wright 261 M 491 TBA 110 GP Ms. Nickolich Staff 271 E Dr. Fortune 492 TBA Staff Dr. Hollister 110 HO Ms. Nickolich 271 F Dr. Fortune 289 G Ms. Lewis Mr. Labovitz 132 H Ms. Fischbein 290 TBA Social Science 291 TBA Mr. Labovitz 160 0 Mr. Como 292 TBA 241 N Mr. Lopez

Dr. Southern 182 P Dr. Lang 312F Dr. Odenyo 242 L Mr. Lopez * 314 P Mr. Segal Mr. Ernst 211 DE Ms. Schilling 321 D Ms. Lewis 333 C Dr. Givant Mr. Labovitz 250 M Mr. Reardon 354 K 366 G Dr. Odenyo Social Work Dr. Hollister 271 M Dr. Lang 390 TBA 391 TBA 490 TBA Mr. Como 392 TBA 101 A 412 TBA asophy 101 G Mr. Linkh Political Science Swahili 101 M 101 A Dr. Burnett 101 R Ms. Miles 101 OR Mr. Mganga 101 E Dr. Ranis 101 F Dr! Ranis 101 X Mr. Linkh 102 OR Mr. Mganga 101 M Mr. Wengert 101 U Ms. Montgomery 201 J Mr. Linkh SOCIAL SCIENCES 102 C Dr. Jacob 201 P Ms. Miles 102 G Dr. Jacob 202 K Anthropology 214 A Ms. Bridges 290 TBA Mr. Linkh 490 TBA Ms. Miles 101 C Ms. Lindenbaum 214 S Mr. Rudin 101 D Dr. Schneider Afro-American Studies 101 E Mr. Dickie 257 P Ms. Sheinbaum 101 F Ms. Lindenbaum 101 G Dr. Schneider 258 D Dr. Jacob AA101 A 1 ion Mr. Dickie M.. 101 U 266 D Dr. Burnett AA101 ™ Continued on Page 8 Page 8 PANDORA'S BOX January 291973 MORE ON INSTRUCTORS AA101 S 373 EF CHEMISTRY 102 D (Lee) H. McGee 102 F (Lee) P. Scheiner AA172 P Dr. Okam 375 MN 102ABC (Rec/Lab) A. Zebelman 110 D D. Eckroth 102 BAC (Rec/Lab) F. Vogel AA 242 A Mr. Burton 385 FGH Mrs. Wehrly 102 EFG (Rec/Lab) A. Zebelman 385 PQ Mrs. Wehrly 120 C P. Scheiner 102 GHJ (Rec/Lab) H. McGee AA331 N Dr. Okam 102 HJG (Rec/Lab) A. Zebeli^an 387 MN Mr. Ryder 211 C L. Richards 102 HJK (Rec/Lab) P. Scheiner AA331 V 102 LM (Rec/Lab) F. Vogel 420 F Mr. Armstrong 212 FGH L. Richards 212 GHJ D. Eckroth 421 N TBA * MATHEMATICS 213 F L. Richards Geograohv 422 N TBA *'Open only to student s enrolled in the 221 F H. McGee SEEK program. GEO 271 C Ms. Alamuelu 424 GHJ Dr. Bursuk Dr. Glenn 424 PQR Dr. Bursuk 233 E P. Scheiner 100 ABL* M. Betancourt CDN E. Liban 426 KST TBA 234 LMN S. Galton 234 PQR S. Galton DEN* V. Hill E. Elcock 460 H Mr. Armstrong E. Manche FGP* JKR S. Siegel TBA 241 EFG H. McGee 461/66 E 101 DN M. Ritterman TEACHER PREPARATION pn 470 P Mr. Armstrong 322 C E. Manche FP C. Dixon GP J. Stevenson 471 E TBA 401 TBA JQ J. Sodano 402 TBA 111 AL R. Gentry 473 E Dr. Roy Education BM R. Gentry M. Shiffmar 474 E Dr. Roy CM GEOGRAPHY HQ S. Sperber Sperlock 201 c: Dr. Hockmeyer 476 E Dr. Cravats W. Glenn - KRS 271 C H. Baron 201 E Dr. Hockmeyer ST 201 T TBA 477 E Dr. Cravats 112 E Lect M. Kelly A. Calhoun 202 GH Mrs. Walker 485 E Mrs. Wehrly LM1 202 <;HJ Mr. M. Meisner GEOLOGY LM2 A. D'Arco 202 p Mrs. Walker 487 ' E Mr. Ryder H Lect Yuester 202 M Mrs. Walker 110 B C. Fray NP Lab A. D'Arco 110 D W. Glenn PQ Lab Yuester 202 N Dr. Holland 488 E Mr. Ryder 110 V M. Tomkus 489 E Dr. Zinar 203 BC Dr. Ovryn 113 BL T. Dai 490 E TBA 203 EF Dc. Ovryn 120 A C. Fray 121 AL A. Schulhoff 203 LM Dr. C. Huang 492 E TBA 203 0 Dr. Ovryn 205 PQ A. Loring BM E. Liban DN T. Dai • 203 S TBA 498/99 TBA 212 MN A. Loring JQ S. Sperber 205 D Dr. Wittek TU H. Baron 205 232 EFG S. Schleifer N Dr. Wittek Geog. 271 C Dr. Glenn 205 U TBA 122 BC H. Gabai 260 AB S. Schleifer EF H. Gabai MS 301 DE Miss K. Cheh EP A. Schulhoff 321 FGH Mrs. Green 321 PQR C. Fray GP C. Dixon 321 GHJ Mrs. Green MS 302 MNN Dr. Ovryn HQ M. Ritterman 321 N Mrs. Green 402 DE A. Loring 321 PQ Mrs. Green BIOLOGY 150 EN J. Malkevitch 321 PQR Mrs. Walker 498 TBA 180 AL1 C. Mittman 322 EFG Dr. Seittelman 499 TBA AL2* V. Hill 322 GHJ TBA 103 AB A. D'Adamo BL J. Malkevitch 322 PQ TBA 103 FG A. D'Adamo BM* H. Geffner 322 PQR TBA 103 VW S. Huang CM* H. Geffner PHYSICS DN1 E. Elcock 323 BCD Dr. Cacha 110 A K. Cooper DN2* R. Cohen 323 LMN Dr. Cacha 110 D K. Cooper 110 C F. Pomilla EN* H. Geffner 323 MN Dr. Harmon 110 F R. Sherman FP1 J. Sodano 323 PQ Dr. Cacha 110 G R. Sherman 120 E E. Levin FP2* M. Shiftman 110 J R. Sherman GP* H. Geffner 324 GHJ Mr. S. Klein 110 N V. Chiapetta 202 AB D. Jain L. Robinson 324 NP Dr. Glenn 110 S 202 EF M. Spergel 324 PQR Dr. Cravats 181 AL D. Busch 120 C M. Cravats 203 L S. Borenstein BM D. Busch 325 BCD Mr. Ryder 120 M B. Borowsky 203 PQ E. Levin CM* L. Robinson 325 GHJ Mr. Ryder 120 P B. Borowsky 203 QR E. Levin EN* M. Betancourt 325 LMN Mr. Ryder FP S. Sperber 325 PQ Mrs. Stephens 206 B S. Gianinni 211 CM E. Levin GP M. Ritterman 206 D S. Gianinni HQ* J. Sodano 326 BCD Mrs. McCown 206 E S. Gianinni 281 LMN L. Indyk KRS Belkin 326 DEF Mrs. McCown 326 NP Dr. Zinar 207 J. Schlein 351 HJ M. Spergel 184 DN A. Schulhoff HQ M. Shiffman 210 GHJ D. Patton 383 PQR S. Borenstein 327 FGH Mr. Semas 210 HJK S. Gianinni 221 JR R Cohen 327 GHJ Mr. Semas 210LMN M. Goldstein 495 TBA 327 MN Prof. Rizzitiello 210 MNL M. Goldstien 222 AL R. Dai 327 PQR Mrs. Wehrly 210PQR V. Chiapetta 496 TBA 230 HQ R. Cohen 328 G Dr. Higgins 212 GHJ P. Kalman 212 PQR P. Kalman 271 DN J. Stevenson 329 GH Miss K. Cheh IVATURAL SCIENCE JKQ H. Vinegrad 3w9 LM Dr. Jacobs 302 MPQ M. Callery 100 CD D. Jain 281 CM D. Roy 330 BC Dr. Jacobs 332 ABC J. Schlein 330 PQ Miss K. Cheh 310 FP E. Liban 339 BMN K. Cooper 335 PQ Dr. Hockmeyer I•HYSICAL SCIENCE 312 G Lect Frecken 342 N P. Popkin LM Lab Frecken 338 KST TBA 101 HJ (Lee) S. Borenstein 343 PQ P. Popkin 101 EF-1 (Rec/Lab) L. Indyk 313 C Lect M. Kelly 361 BC Dr. Higgins 343 GHJK I. Prasad 101 EF-2 (Rec/Lab) R. Kaplan LM Lab M. Kelly 101 GH (Rec/Lab) M. Spergel 363 CDE Dr. Holland 461 LBC D. Sarot 332 JQ C. Dixon 101 PQ (Lee) L. Indyk 365 DE TBA 498 TBA 101 LM (Rec/Lab) R. Kaplan 333 CM J. Malkevitch 101 M (Rec/Lab) D. Jain 371 DE TBA 499 TBA 101 Q (Rec/Lab) Ml Spergel 424 EN R. Gentry January 29,1973 PANDORA'S BOX Drama Club News Drug Seminar 'Moonchildren' Coining On the heels of their highly later this year. ot York successful production of Arsenic The York College production of and Old Lace, the York College Moonchildren is slated for March by Andrew Golfioff discussed the possibility of damage can inhale and breathe properly thespians are about to begin work 30 and 31. The play will be to the chromosomes of an L.S.D. while smoking, but a rat tends to on Michael Weller's Moon- directed by Miss Sarah Schilling of On Thursday, December 7 a user. The danger would be the choke. Because of this, rats are children. the Speech Department. Her discussion was conducted by Dr. effects on the R.N.A. of the drug unavailable for pot-smoking Moonchildren, writes Jack Kroll impressive credentials include George Alexander on the effects and its effect on the D.N.A. as the experiments. Another reason that of Newsweek, "are a troop of directing for the Actor's Studio and uses of halucenogenic drugs. Dr. Alexander rarely, if ever, college kids who live together in and Actor's Equity. She is also one Dr. Alexander is a D.N.A. splits. Sometime a certain conducts experiments with this one of those lyrically sloppy of the founding directors of the off, Neurotoxicoligist currently in- quantity of L.S.D. will not be drug is that it comes in a much less rooming-house rooms that buzz off Broadway Actor's Place vestigating the toxicology of successful in causing deformity. consistent quality and quantity of with the myth of total freedom. It Theatre. Her Assistant Director methadone and the various effects The greatest danger of damage to pureness than the type of L.S.D. is five or six years ago, com- will be student Dennis Raveneau, of halucenogenic drugs on the reproductive cells is during the used. mencement is coming, whom many of you will remember laboratory animals. These most delicate weeks of gestation, are blooming, peace marches are as the evil Jonathan Brewster in discussions took place in room 209 when the fetus is just beginning to One point brought up was the deploying, Kathy and Bob are still Arsenic and Old Lace. of the Humanities building in two develop and form. possibility of halucenogens being making it but Kathy is eyeing Miss Barbara Nickolich, also of sessions. The first one was from Dr. Alexander uses rats in his used to cure mental patients of Dick, who is (maybe) making it the Speech Department, will be 10:00 to 10:50 A.M. and the experiments. Through his ex- ailments of the mind. Dr. with a profs wife. And then there the play's Technical Director. Miss second took place from 11:00 to periments he has found rats to be Alexander, treating the subject are Mike and Cootie, really smart Nickolich earned her Master's 11:50 A.M., both on December 7. susceptible to L.S.D. induced quite thoroughly, explained that guys who have developed a positive degree in theatre from Nor- forms of schizophrenia. One the reason this is impractical is genius to turn any situation into a thwestern University and is Dr. Alexander was brought here student questioned the use of rats that any effect that the drug might put-on. And Norman is so busy currently a candidate for her PhD by the York College Committee on in experiments such as these. have that would help to improve studying that literally every item in in drama in New York University. Drug Information and Programs Wouldn't some other animal, such the condition of the patient, would the above is lost upon him--he's so She has directed over twenty in cooperation with the depart- as a monkey perhaps be closer to a wear off when the drug wears off. straight, he can't even be put on." shows, including A Man For All ment of Health and Physical human being physically? Dr. This has been proven through "These kids know that Seasons, Tartuffe, and A Mid- Education. Dr. Alexander is an Alexander's response was that the experimentation. Dr. Alexander, meaningful life has been kid- summer Night's Dream. Assistant Professor of rats, in some respects, are closer to warning of the dangers of drugs, napped, and its abducted energy The cast of the play includes Biochemistry/Psychiatry at the humans than monkeys. The main also point out that any time a drug has left them in a kind of cosmic eight students and seven members College of Physicians and reason for the preference of rats in is used there is going to be some terror." of the over thirty generation. If Surgeons at Columbia University. the experiments is that rats are effect; a price must be paid. If Clive Barnes of the New York "you're interested in trying out, all He is also connected with the New carnivouris while monkeys are there is no change than nothing is Times wrote of Moonchildren, parts are open, and the casting York State Departmeni of Mental generally herbivious. That is, the being gained from the drug. "one of the most lively and per- schedule is as follows: Hygiene. His experiments are rats eat meat and are similar to tinent plays of the last few Tues, Feb. 6 12-3 known and have a significant humans in that respect, while the The drug-discussion, lasted seasons...fascinating and daz- Wed, Feb. 7 2-5 influence outside of the U.S. in monkeys live more off plant life. In about fifty minutes and turned out zling!" Thurs, Feb. 8 1-4 many different countries. spite of these incredible to be most informative and en- Newsweek called the play Tryouts will be held in the similarities between meat-eating joyable. Dr. Alexander answered a "sensitive, intelligent, alert...an Humanities Building basement on Sitting in front of the room, Dr. rats and meat eating humans, the variety of intelligent questions in a extraordinarily subtle play, all three days. Bring a short Alexander answered a variety of rats have not found themselves totally scientific, interesting and registering the true temperature of monologue with you to read. questions dealing with different entirely successful in Dr. informative way. He seemed to be 'issues'—the war, the generation If acting isn't your bag, how aspects of his experiments. Most of Alexander's experiments. They at ease and amiable, as well as gap-at their spiritual center." about joining the technical crew? these dealt with L.S.D. The cannot, for instance, be converted extremely knowledgeable about Moonchildren was first Set designers, costumers, prop questions dealt not just with the into pot-heads. The reason for this his topic. At the end the moderator produced at the Arena stage in managers, carpenters, artists, effects of L.S.D. on the mind, but is that L.S.D. can be ingested or invited everyone interested in Washington, D.C. The play made stage crews are all needed and with possible discoveries of side injected, while grass must be doing so to stay for the second its Broadway debut in February, welcome. Why not come down and effects of the drug. Dr. Alexander inhaled or mowed. A human being session. 1972 and is scheduled for a revival join the fun?

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J every Tuesday, Club hours (12-2). FRIDAYS TIME PLACE * Gospel Chorus 3-51 3.M. 504H Page 10 PANDORA'S BOX * January 23,1973 Record Review Beach Boys'Holland' by Joe Raskin spoil the song, though. It's too "", which is what good. happens when you take lyrics by Some time ago, Alan and Lynda Jardine's "The Love and Rieley, and let Brian and their families packed up, lock, Beaks of Eagles" is the second Wilson do the music. It isn't the b y R egin a V ogel listener that Yoko has stock, and barrel, and moved from song, mixing in some beautiful best song on the record, but ability that should be utilized more California to Holland. They set up harmonies on the chorus with a nonetheless, it is a treat. Brian is For two weeks Imagine, the frequently than the wailing that shop in Amsterdam, and recorded recitation of "Jeffers County," a one of the real giants of American Lennon/Ono feature film, has had she has become associated with. their new , entitled Holland. poem by Robinson Jeffers. This is rock, writing most of the Beach its New York Premiere Strangely enough, this record, an ecological song, mourning what Boys' greatest songs, arranging Engagement at the Whitney The sketches backing each although it was recorded man has done to most of the world. most of the others, and generally Museum as part of the New number are simple, enjoyable, and thousands of miles away from "California," also by Alan, closes being the driving force behind the American Filmmakers Series. interesting. Imagine presents to us what most of us supposed was the trilogy, a song that is ab- Beach Boys (and Jan and Dean). Although Imagine is not a film at-home scenes of John playing the their environment, really rekindles solutely gorgeous. It's right out of For all that he's done, he hasn't that everyone should rush out to piano and Yoko opening windows, the old Beach Boys spirit. the Beach Boys' glory days. They received the recognition that he's see, it is a good film that would a photographer's attempt to The Eteach Boys have one of the haven't sounded like this since the deserved. definitely be of interest to Lennon photograph John, an interesting strangest followings around. final strains of "." "Funky Pretty" is another enthusiasts or followers of new game of chess (which ends with Despite the fact that they have died out on . At the farewell to the old days, a goodbye films or modern music. John eating the chess pieces), and done many excellent works since same time, though, "California" to the , the Disney There's no story outline, plot, or scenes of the two boat riding, the days when they were singing serves as a eulogy for those days. Girls wrote about dialogue. The consists of songs walking in forests, or kissing. War the praises of beaches, surfing, hot In a way, it's like saying goodbye on Surfs Up. The song tells of the from Lennon's Imagine and photos and demonstration scenes to Rhonda. It was certainly nice, rods, and East Coast girls Beach Boys' travels, and how their Yoko's Fly . Each song is are shown when John and Yoko (although they wished that they all but those days are long gone. lives have changed in the years accompanied by the Lennons' "California Saga" serves to show walk in a New York park during could be from California...), all since "Surfing U.S.A." "I'm fantasies and situations which the the song "I Don't Want To Be A that many people want to hear are what the Beach Boys were, but also coming back when the aspects are Beatles began to do with what they are now, a highly skilled Soldier Mommy, I Don't Want to songs like "Help Me Rhonda" right," Mike writes, and they Strawberry Fields and Penny Lane Die" and cameo appearances are and, well you know what the other group, capable of doing very probably will. There's a little bit of when they discontinued touring in serious and very beautiful music. made by , Dick ones are. The problem for these the old Beach Boys spirit in all of the late sixties. The Imagine Cavett and others as they walk into people (I won't call them fans) is Side 2 opens with "The us. album is a collection of creative a room with Yoko. Undoubtedly that ever since Pet Sounds the Trader," by and the and well-written songs; therefore, many people will find hidden Beach Boys have been continually ubitquous Mr. Rieley. It's a song Holland concludes with a little the Lennon score is of a high meanings behind why certain trying to create new vistas for about what man does in his in- bonus, a seven inch record that quality. However, Yoko's four themselves. Occasionally they miss scenes were used for specific songs, finite wisdom, once he gets a hold Brian put together. It's called songs by no means can Jbe com- but just watching two people in the mark, as witnessed by the of some unspoiled, untouched Mount Vernon and Fairway, a pared to her husband's; I felt that jmiley Smile debacle, but far more love with each other and thw world land, and how the writers are musical fairy tale to be listened to only one number should have been expressing themselves in a non- frequently they hit, as can be seen trying to escape from this. "The in the dark. It's light and used. This song was sung rather by two of their more recent violent and family movie is Trader" is really well done as is whimsical, with some very nice than screeched and proves to the refreshing, Imagine-ative and fun. albums, Sunflower and Surfs Up. "Leaving This Town," which music, but I don't know what the Their last record, Carl And The follows. It's written by the two hell Brian is talking about with his Passions - So Tough, was a pretty newest Beach Boys, phosphorescent transistor radios. I good album, but it suffered and , with think that I'm going to have to because it was in a two record set assistance by two who were there listen to it a lot more before what that included a re-issue of Pet at the start, Carl Wilson and Mike Brian is saying becomes Sounds, their greatest album. The Love. It's a sort of Future Shock decipherable. Of course, it could INTERESTED IN SEX Beach Boys' music has always song- a slow, sad song with a be a regular fairy tale, but been the most complicated, haunting chorus lamenting what nowadays everybody is looking for because of their arrangements and happens when you stay too long in meaning in everything, so AND/ OR MONEY? singing style ("" one place. "Leaving This Town" is is a great example). Now comes marked by well-done vocals by Summing up, Holland is a Holland, and it seems that one Ricky, accompanied by a fine marvelous album, a record that could imagine "California Girls" organ solo by Dennis. not only re-captures the old spirit being on this record as easily as of the Beach Boys, but also allows one can imagine songs like The next song is "Only With them to continue widening their (well, you won't find it here) "Student Demonstration Time" or You" with lyrics by Mike and musical horizons. The old Beach "Long Promised Road" being on music by Dennis. It's a short, Boys fans will be disappointed it. romantic song that Dennis because they won't really hear overdoes with the music, and anything like their old songs, but join Pandora's Box, meetings every Holland opens with "Sail On, spoils it to a degree. That's been they shouldn't even listen if that's Sailor," a song with no less than Dennis' problem lately. He all they wanted to hear. Holland is Tuesday 12-2, room 209 five authors- , Van arranges a song to death, as fresh, well done, and totally Dyke Parks, Tandyn Alman, Ray witnessed by "", from representative of what the Beach Archer Avenue. Kennedy, and . I wish Carl And The Passions. The Boys have been doing. I recom- that I could tell you what this song regular record concludes with mend this album quite highly. is about, but Warner-Reprise neglected to put the lyrics for the Record ftevkw song on the lyric sheet. Let it be said, though, that "Sail On, Sailor" is an old formula Beach Boys song; well instrumented, well arranged, beautifully sung, and an Brombcrg's 'Demon in infectuous chorus. "Sail On, Sailor" is the single off the record, by Andrew Gobioff Bromberg's influences which pointment. I guess it's an ac- drama and humor effectively and is the best song on the album. If ever someone was absolutely include progression, rock, complishment since it represents mixed in. The song is the highlight "Steamboat," by destined to be a superstar in pop modern and traditional folk an advancement of his style. of the album. and Jack Rieley is the next song. music, it would have to be David music, and country music. Many Of the two good songs on this The other great song on the Starting off with some steamboat Bromberg. Bromberg is the people would say that the album is album, one was written by David album is "Jugband Song" which- • sounds, it isn't a very ambitious guitarist who broke into the great because its contents are so and one wasn't. The one that was Bromberg's own song. This effort, relying on very little in- business as a studio musician, varied, but in reality it was sloppy wasn't is the famous "Mr. song is really, really good. I had strumentation beyond the after playing the basket-houses and uneven though it had a few Bojangles" by Jerry Jeff Walker. heard that several members of the keyboards. Most of the backing for down in the village. He has played good things. This is the same one that was a top were on this track the vocals comes from the har- his on such controversial On this album, Bromberg ten hit on the radio in April and but they're on another track in- monies behind Dennis' lead. It's a albums as "Self-Portrait" and matures and advances from the May of 1971. Then, though a hit, it stead. The song is a simple blues slow song that doesn't build, and it "New Morning" and jammed with sparse, shallow lyricism and in- was obscured by all the other great progression in a light, happy is probably the only weak cut on George Harrison. After strumentation, and the bone-dry songs out at the same time such as arrangement. The irony and Bangladesh he and Harrison the album. arrangements of the songs on the "One Toke Over The Line" by humor of the song is presented on collaborated on a song which "California Saga," a trilogy, is first album. His endless guitar- Brewer and Shipley and "Put Your almost equal terms with the blues up next and it might just be the Bromberg recorded on his first riffs no longer seem so random, Hand in the Hand" by Ocean and album. harmonica, which sounds just best job of sustained musicianship and no longer seem to run into "Love Her Madly" by the doors, great. When I first heard the song, that Wilson, Wilson, Wilson, The reason that I mention all each other here. This album seems and "It Don't Come Easy" by I couldn't believe it was Bromberg. Ringo Starr. Now it is much easier Love, Jardine, and Co. have ever this is because it's important to more organized, more definite. He The song is just too fantastic. It's to appreciate, and the Bromberg done. 's "Big Sur" is the decide whether you want to judge seems to be gradually gaining another breakthrough for first song, a beautiful, if out of 's latest album control over his different musical version is much better than the original. David played lead guitar Bromberg-another moment of character, ode. ("...Sparklin' Demon In Disguise by his influences. If, instead of com- genius, proving that he is headed springs from the mountainside- background or by comparison with on the 45 and his guitar does some paring this new album with the beautiful thing to it here. This for "Superstardom." Either of Join the Big Sur River rushing to his first album David Bromberg. one before it, you decide to these two songs are worth the price the tide- where my kids can search If you decide to compare the two song is supposed to be a true story, compare it with level of ex- and David breaks off in the of the album. I realize that by now for sea shells at low tide...") It's a albums than the new one comes pectations one would have of that's become a too-often-used- really nice piece, but the way Mike middle, and tells us the story, out quite good. Demon In Disguise someone with Bromberg's cliche, in album reviewing, but in (who is the only rock musician to is, if anything, a clear demon- while his guitar goes on un- background and spectrum of interrupted in the background. this case it really applies. have a brother in the National stration of musical growth by an influences, than the album suffers Basketball Association) sings it for Bromberg's voice is generally very The rest of the songs are all artist. This new album is much badly. Not that it's a bad album. moderately successful attempts at the first miriute or'so in the song, more consistent than the other inflexible, but it seems perfect for he sounds as if he's doing an There are some pretty good songs this song. Listening to this song "rock-a-billy", or country-rock- one, which was an assortment of here, several mediocre songs and opera. There are some more imitation of the guy doing the abstract musical patterns, blues with the story-explanation in the Dylan imitation on the National two really good ones, but for middle is a beautiful, moving assorted bits and pieces of con- and traditional tunes, which arose someone with Bromberg's fusion, some corny humor and Lampoon's Radio Dinner. Doesn't from the melting-pot mixture of experience, with moments of potential, it's a bit of a disap- Continued on Page 11 January 29,1973 PANDORA'S BOX Page 11 Whd'b In planning implementation of the Education Amendments of 1972 (P.L. 92-318), we have assigned operational status to the following February 2-3 Melanie Carnegie Hall projects provided for by the new legislation: 1. Basic Educational Opportunity Grants 5 Guess Who Philharmonic Hall 2. State Planning Commissions 3. Veterans Cost-of-Instruction Payments 7 Carnegie Hall Because these are of particular importance in terms of time, we have put them on an operational basis, with full-time staff, in order to ex- 8 Traffic pedite the development of the necessary regulations and procedures. Free Nassau Coliseum Leadership for these projects has been assigned as follows: 1. Basic Educational Opportunity Grants - Gerald Wheaton 9 Melanie Capitol Theatre 2. State Planning Commissions - John Phillips 3. Veterans Cost-of-Instruction Payments - Donald Deppe 9-10 Traffic Mr. Wheaton has been assigned by the Deputy Commissioner for Free Academy of Music Management, Planning, and Evaluation; Mr. Phillips has been detailed from the HEW/OE Regional Office in Seattle; and Mr. Deppe has been 11 America Felt Forum detailed from his position as Director of HEA, Title I, in OE's Bureau of Higher Education. 11 Seals and Crofts Capitol Theatre

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All such announcements will be made for the Yonkers Raceway has instituted Dear J., University by the stations indicated above. COLLEGE NIGHT every Friday Yes I do, with Perdue in Peru Indiana. until March 1st. Your college I.D, Yours, Chicken M an This year's literary magazine promises to be of high literary merit. In plus $.75 admits two into the order to represent the entire York College Community, it welcomes grandstands....Free mailing lists of Dear Chicken Man, contributions from faculty and staff as well as students in the areas of King Karol Records can be ob- This question has puzzled me for months. In 1967 how could such a poetry, short story and critical essay. Former publication of a piece tained by sending a request to small nation Israel defeat the Arab nations and in six days at that. should not stop you from submitting it. On the other hand, the coming KING KAROL RECORDS, P.O. Sincerely yours, vacation might be a good time to polish up that chef d'oeuvre. 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On Super Bore VII by Jim Ryan sloppy game. There were too many turnovers, most of them in clutch i-LL, Remember last August? The situations. Everytime Billy Kilmer by Ray Harley with the netting drawn back in of each quarter, the ball is faced Redskins beat the Dolphins with went to the air, he had trouble. pyramid fashion to a point on the off at midfield. The four defensive 36 seconds to go, 27-24. It wasn't Even the defense was picked Next to basketball, lacrosse is ground 7' back of the goalmouth. and three offensive players must that way on "Super Sunday". The apart; over the middle was always the only other sport at York that Like hockey, lacrosse has onside be beyond the goal-area lines. The Dolphins put it all together by good for a completion. even approaches the varsity level. play. I will not explain these rules, faceoff itself is tricky: the net ends putting away the "over-the-hill- Washington, after the first five It is hoped that the new athletic fee for I don't understand them. I of the sticks are on the ground, gang", the final score being a solid minutes gave the game away. They will enable the club to go varsity suggest that as spectators, if you parallel but not touching, about an 14-7. More significant is the fact only made the interesting after next season, but in the meantime, watch the play long enough, you'll inch apart. The referee places the that what had never been done has they scored accidentally. all of you sport fans out there had get the idea. Lacrosse also has ball so that it is balanced on the been done. Miami won 17 con- I honestly felt that my original better be informed of just what in penalties; these are divided into two sticks. When the ref blows his secutive games without losing in pick for the Super Bowl got blazes lacrosse is. "personal" and "technical" fouls. whistle, the two players can move, the duration of the entire "duped" out of the battle with the A simple way would be to think Personal fouls cover a whole range the wings are released from their professional season; no team had Dolphins. On that fabled carom- of this game as a kind of hockey, of nasty things like illegal checks, areas, and play (or havoc) begins. gone a full scarless season without catch by Franco Harris with five only a little dryer. It's a truly slashing, tripping, unnecessary A team plays shorthanded when being destroyed in the playoffs. seconds to go. the Oakland American game; it was played by roughness, and stuff like that one of it's members is in the Now, Miami has done it. In the Raiders kissed their hopes good- the Indians many years before the there. Technical fouls are illegal penalty box, but if a goal is scored beginning of their season they were bye. As a result, there is a move Europeans came over and spoiled interference, illegal screening, against the team, the player is very strong but with the injury to under way to allow a Head Coach the neighborhood. The first thing holding, pushing, touching the released. Time of penalty is 30 Bob Griese it was thought that the or a Field Manager to give up a to learn about is the stick, called a ball with the hands, throwing the seconds for the defensive team; for Jets may have a chance at catching time out to observe a slow motion, "crosse." It has a pocket made of crosse, and on and on into the the offense, it's a loss of that Eastern Division lead. Earl video tape replay with the referees thick netting so the ball can be night. Body checking is allowed possession. Morrall with the help of Mercury before a call becomes final. This caught and thrown with the crosse (like hockey), and stationary Substitutions can be made any Morris, Larry Csonka, Garo entire article may have been about (the name of both the game and blocking is allowed (like time the ball is dead, and one Yepremian, and Nick Buoniconti, Oakland if that type of call could the stick come from when the basketball), but not moving substitution can be made while the proved most of the experts to be have been made earlier. French landed and saw the In- blocks. ball is in play at a designated point wrong by cleaning up the league. That wasn't my only wrong dians playing the game. They The players have particular on the sideline at midfield. As for In the actual Super Bowl, all ot choice this season, as I picked thought that the stick looked like a names. In front of the goalkeeper, officials, there are four of them those players proved that they were Washington to beat Miami. This bishop's crosier and named it "la forming the "close defense" are cluttering up the field: the the best in the world this year. wasn't because I felt that the crosse.") The width of the stick the "point," "cover point," and ''referee,'' ''umpire,'' Buoniconti hurt the Washington Redskins were any better, but may be between 7 and 12 inches, "First defense." In "midfield" are "timekeeper," and a "scorer." passing attack by intercepting because I wanted to always think but only the goalkeeper may use a the "center," "left wing," and Saves and assists are credited the several big ones, Larry Csonka and that it was impossible for a stick fully 12 inches wide. The ball, "right wing." In the "attacking same way as in hockey, but only Mercury Morris ran the professional football team to go all made out of white rubber, is about zone" are the "inside home," one assist is allowed per goal. Washington Defense ragged, the way without a single defeat. the same size as a tennis ball, "outside home," and "first at- Lacrosse is one of those rough Griese and Morrall both were able Now it seems possible. about the same weight as a tack." Hoo boy. and ready games that has a great to put the ball through the eye of a Once again, that final: baseball, and is a lively little devil. The game lasts for sixty appeal to both players and needle and to make matters worse. As for teams, there are ten men on minutes, and is played in 15 spectators. Usually, a game has a Yepremian was accurate. Washington 27, Miami 24 each, and the general idea is to get minute quarters. The team change lot more goals than hockey (a The Redskins played a very Aug. 31, 1972 the ball into the other guy's goal. sides of the field at the start of typical score might be 10-8), and The field is 110' by 60', and a wide each quarter. If, after four periods, involves much passing, running, The basketball Nomads will be playing a number of games in the next center line divides the field in half. the score is tied, one or two extra and attack patterns that are few days and here is the vital information: 20 yards on each side from the five minute periods are played. If related to hockey and soccer. Wed. Jan. 31 vs. Lehman at Lehman at 8:00 center line is a goal area line, and the score is still tied after that, it's I really hope that this helps you Sat. Feb. 3 vs. Newark State at Queensborough at 4:30 P.M. at right angles from the midpoint a tie game, and everybody goes understand some of the elements Wed. Feb. 7 vs. Cathedral at Hillcrest H.S. at 8:00 P.M. towards the sidelines are two wing- home unhappy. of this sport. If it doesn't, the back Sat. Feb. 10 vs. Yeshiva at John Bowne H.S. at 8:15 P.M. area lines. Each goal is 6' by 6', After every goal, and at the start of my hand to you. Mon. Feb. 12 vs. John Jay at Queensborough at 5:00 P.M. Volumes on the Oblate Spheroid by Raymond Harley the field. life, from his early exploits in high authors do give a fine portrait of Gilchrist, he of the great Shaw gives us this example, and school, to playing against the both Allen and the teams that he reputation, great wealth, and great MEAT ON THE HOOF a few more like it, but fails to get Champion Cleveland Browns (in has played on and coached, from birth. THE HIDDEN WORLD OF any farther than that. He keeps those days, they had both Jimmy his days as a reserve right end at This book gives a fairly objective TEXAS FOOTBALL hitting you over the head with his and Paul) in the College All-Star Alma College up to the Redskins' accounting of the rise of the BY GARY SHAW stories of decadence, and 25% of game, and up to making the game loss to the 49'ers in last years Dolphins, and it is enlivened by ST. MARTIN'S PRESS $7.95 the way through the book, you winning catch against the Red- playoffs. Mercifully, the book was flashes of wit (the preceding bit start wishing that Shaw had had skins in 1971. published before Super Bore VII, about Gilchrist's great girth is Right on the cover of "Meat On his typing fingers broken in a blitz. A splendid book,-actually; it and thus we are spared from from the book), but it just never The Hoof," Gary Shaw states that almost makes Butkus lovable. On another mention of that debacle. excites, motivates, or makes you "they raise cattle and football STOP-ACTION second thought, forget that line. I think that this book proves want to finish the book. playprs in Texas. The cattle are BY DICK BUTKUS WITH something that Art Buchwald once Another thing that it does give is treated better." The only trouble ROBERT W. BILLINGS THE FUTURE IS NOW said: "If George Allen doesn't a detailed analysis x)f the Dolphin's with this announcement is that it's E.P. DUTTON $6.95 BY WILLIAM GILDEA & accept any more plays from loss to the Cowboys in Super Bore been heard so many times before, KENNETH TURAN Richard Nixon, he may go down in VI. The mistakes made by Miami in books like "Out of Their When you first see that title, you HOUGHTON MIFFLIN $6.95 history as one of pro-football's that led to the 24-3 massacre. League," and "The Jocks." But could get the impression that this greatest coaches." McLemore seems to point to the what Shaw does bring to light is is just another "gosh oh golly, ain't The two authors have taken Cowboys' use of Nick Buoniconti's just how much of a religion it swell, hooray for Petey-Poo George Allen, put him under the quickness. Nick, says the author, football is in Texas (to my Rozelle" book. This one gives a microscope, and have bared his THE MIAMI DOLPHINS !ways gets to the point of attack knowledge, the only other piece of real look at the human side of the Inner Soul. Considering that Allen BY MORRIS T. MCLEMORE quickly, but the Cowboys (par- work that came close to showing most feared man in the N.F.L., wears his soul on his sleeve, I don't DOUBLEDAY $7.95 ticularly in the third period) would this was short story that appeared and probably the entire western imagine that it was very hard. But, start off as if on a wide sweep, and in "Sports Illustrated," written by world, if you can believe that. Not it's a pretty good book anyway. The tumult and the shouting then have the carrier (notably Dan Jenkins, called "A Wild that he's feared, but that he has a This book takes us all on a 318 have died, and the captains and Duane Thomas) cut against the Texas Weekend.") The author human side. page trip down George's memory kings have departed, and there are flow and garner obscene chunks of tells us how he was pressured into Ah, me buckos, he does, he lane, and while that in itself is no people in sight, save the boys yardage. Sic transit landry. the sport by his parents, friends, does. The most effective portion of rather interesting, it is made even from Orangeland. The story of As I said, an adequate book, but and relatives, and that when he did the book is when Butkus relates more so by the chipmunk-ish how they were built into the don't cry into your pillow if you fail make good in high school, the how it felt to watch Chuck Hughes writing style employed by the jolly- champs of today is given the to get it. pressure .from the colleges made stagger and fall for the last time. gent authors. Using such pithy standard treatment in this his home town folks look puny. He He really gets his feelings of horror phrases as "On what meat doth adequate, but undistinguished finally chose the University of and sorrow across. On a more local this George Allen feed, that he book. NOTE! Texas, and it's superman coach, level, you get an idea of the hath grown so great?", they let you This book does give a good view Folk, the Jock Shop is suffering Darrel Royal, known to his players problems of bringing up a family laugh with them and at them. My of the procedures that have to be from a profound lack of people. as "Daddy D." It is enough to say with a football players schedule, favorite is how Allen looks forward gone through to start a ballclub, Right now, the staff consists of one that your heart didn't belong to and on a higher plane, he makes to locking the Redskins into the such as gathering the necessary guy, six cats, two drainpipes, and Daddy, as a linebacker by the you feel the tension and ex- little town of Carlisle, Penn. It's financing, scouting, and finally, one editor (whatever he is). Just name of Rusty Workman found citement of The Game (in this his kind of town, say the authors, the drafting and signing of the sweetstep up to the Urban Center out. In a freshman practice case, it's the final game of the '71 because the only movie shown by ballplayers. This club has a on Archer Avenue, and bop up to session, he was hit and his knee season against the Vikings). the one theatre in town was particularly colorful legacy; it's Rm. 215. If you don't, little Ray was "torn up." Later, Royal called Butkus and Billings tell us all "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate past is filled with such stalwarts as Harley will go hungry tonight, or him gutless, and ordered him from about the various events of Dick's Factory." On the serious side, the Danny Thomas and Cookie something...