James Madison University Thursday, April 9,1987 Vol. 64 No. 49 Voter turnout up 41 percent Sayko wins SGA presidency By Morgan Ashton Kathy Sayko won the SGA the hardest thing was speaking to —I number of votes cast in the elections. SGA reporter presidency with 1,716 votes, garnering don't know how many— organizations Incumbent SGA Secretary Stacy 75.3 percent of the ballots. She defeated and people trying to drum up some Summers lost her position to Jennifer Voter turnout increased more than 41 Paul Ferguson. support." Showalter who won 55.8 percent of the percent over last year during Tuesday's "As far as my election, I thought it One of the early goals set in this total ballots cast in that race. Showalter SGA election. went well. Obviously I was excited year's election was to get a larger voter narrowly beat Summers by 254 votes. The total student turnout for the about the outcome," Sayko said. "I turnout, Snow said. elections jumped from 1,693 last year, Before the election "I was really thought that it was one of the cleaner Competing for the office of to 2,392, according to the SGA nervous," Showalter said. "The phone races." legislative vice-president, James elections committee. rang and I finally picked it up and In the race for administrative Coleman, gaining solid support, Marietta Daniels, elections committee Marietta told me that I'd won. And it vice-president, Eric Snow beat streaked past candidates Steve Gough was just the most exhilarating feeling." chairwoman, attributed the boost to opposing candidate Lee Russell with 79 and John Finnerty with 65.9% of the early publicity and the committee's Another candidate, Mike Murray, percent of the vote. votes in that category. decision to double the number of voting running for Honor Council president booth's this year from four to eight. Snow said he was "very pleased" with Finnerty received 24.9 percent of collected 1,959 votes, while Honor After an hour and a half of frantic his election. He said he was extremely vote, and Gough garnered 9 percent. Council vice-presidential candidate counting and calculating Tuesday night, relieved the campaign was over. Maria Duncan, who ran unopposed Tracy Gregory received 1,972. Both the elections committee announced their "We did a lot of posters and flyers and for the position of treasurer, won 1,193 results. shaking hands," Snow said. "Probably votes, or 49.87 percent of the total See SGA page 2 > Five -year plan to take effect in departments By Martin Romjue news editor JMU's five-year plan to improve curriculum soon will be implemented in individual academic departments, said the vice president for academic affairs. "Primarily what is left, is the putting in place of parts of the plan that impact different departments," said Dr. Russell Warren, before taking a six-week leave of absence on April 1. The five-year plan is designed to improve academic standards and student performance in all disciplines. It stresses such areas as writing, liberal studies and development of students' abilities to learn. Separate tasks are divided among different committees. "We shouldn't be educating you [students] to work in 1987; we should be educating you to work in the 21st century," Warren said. The plan is about "one-half complete," he said. Oil YOlir ITiark! Photo courtesy of Jerry Blaze Changes will come about over the next few semesters, "and at the most, within three more years." JMU's own Duke Dog hits the slopes' with the mascot from the University An emphasis on writing and development of learning of Iowa during the Chips Invitational Mascot Ski Race April 4 in Winter skills across the disciplines is "very challenging," he Park, Colorado. Duke placed ninth out of 35 mascots. ^, -- See PLAN page 2 ►
COfttS ^imray Battenwarmed upacold, snowy JMU gymnast Mike Ha#fen/lswaitBig ^ . weekend for evervonewtw attended i^s expectantly tor Sunday when he finds out SUflOSy concert here Sunday night. If .he. has made the NCAA's. 23 5 f»I)l«l .1 ii' .3 Ml0 \fC81Jll ,95991* 311 Page 2, The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987 SGA Plan >• (Continued from page 1) >- (Continued from page 1) past." Warren's year as acting president Commitment from deans and faculty allowed him to earn more recognition candidates ran unopposed. said. members helped the five-year plan for the plan outside of JMU. The voting began at 9:00 a.m. "I'd like to see a writing experience in progress this past year, Warren said. "My being acting president helped Tuesday in Grafton-Stovall Theater. about 50 percent of the courses taught "I didn't spend the great majority of sell the five-year plan more When it was finished, SGA President . here," Warren said. "In courses that are my time on this plan like I would have off-campus," Warren said. "I think Greg Gromada commended the elections small enough, I would like to see more in- the vice president's office," Warren conceptual support has gotten stronger committee for the way they ran the student participation and class said, referring to his one-year term as because each year more and more election. discussion." acting president of JMU. people, by definition, had to have been The announcements capped an 11-day The plan also calls for offering more "One of the greatest things has been involved in this." campaigning period that most of the interdisciplinary courses, more student to see it [the plan] continue at a time Funding for the five-year plan is still candidates said they were glad was over. use of primary sources in research when I haven't had much time or energy on target and JMU won't have to raise "It's a very stressful two weeks,1' papers, more outside reading and team to work on it. Now it has a life of its more money for it unit! after 1988, Sayko said. She said the elections teaching. Warren said. own, and mat's the best thing we can Warren said. become the main focus of a candidate's He said courses should stress outside hope for," he said. "We can always use more money, but life during the campaigning period. learning and reading more than just "What has caused the plan to continue I'm not worried about funding on this." After the results were announced a lecturing and studying from textbooks. to prosper, is the work of the deans and JMU President Ronald Carrier has party was held for all of the candidates, "Most of all I would like to see the faculty, and that is very heartening," raised SI.25 million for the plan so far, she said. students taking more responsibility for he said. "This faculty has shown over he said. their learning," Warren said. "I fear that and over again that it's really open to The concept of a five-year plan to too often students are doing what their change." improve student learning is a new one told to do rather than taking the Warren also said students have helped nationwide, Warren said SUMMER- inititative to learn. the plan progress. "To my knowledge, we are the first TIME "Ultimately it's going to come down "What is heartening to me is that a university which is sitting down and JOBS to the individual faculty member and lot of student leaders seem to really identifying the ways in which we hope the individual student doing something want to make JMU a better place even to help students grow effectively," he (VA Beach Area) different than has been done in the if it means more work," Warren said. said. Holiday Trav-I-Park is seeking hard- working, reliable, motivated persons with CORRECTIONS experience in retail sales for positions in THE COST OF stock, sales, and cashier. 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By Sarah Michel organization, she said. Students and faculty members agreed skill that should be continually staff writer ' Wzsalek handed out 600 surveys to on some questions in both surveys. developed throughout a student's college JMU seniors who had the most credits When asked which skills should be career. while going through' pre-registration "An overwhelming number [cf JMU faculty members and students emphasized in freshmen composition last November. Students received 550 identified problems in student writing classes, most of the faculty and the faculty members] agreed it was a of the surveys. continually developing skill," Wszalek through surveys distributed by the students agreed that organizational In response to whether or not their said. English department last semester. skills should be the main priority in high schools had adequately taught Students, however, did not see a need "They all recognize major problems improving studcnOvriting. to keep improving their writing in student writing," said Joyce Wszalek, throughout college. an assistant professor of English. "Writing becomes a means of discovery, The English department is sponsoring Wszalek was granted an educational workshops to give faculty members leave last semester to determine ways a means of learning." new ideas for using more writing in faculty members can help their students their courses. improve writing skills. She also is Joyce Wszalek "There have been a number of working on a writing guide to address workshops for faculty," Wszalek said. the needs of faculty and students. them to write, 36 to 47 percent of the However, on other questions, students One such workshop, held for a week Wszalek sent a detailed five-page seniors said they had been very well and faculty differed in their responses. last summer, attracted 30 to 40 faculty survey to 400 faculty members in all prepared. Students rated mechanics as the members, she said. academic departments. She received 262 Sixty to 80 percent of the seniors felt second most important priority, and Almost 100 percent agreed at least responses, and interviewed 50 faculty that the professors teaching in the fields analytical skills as the third, while one course in each college should be members on their answers to the survey they are majoring in have been faculty said analytical skills deserve offered this fall which stresses writing questions. seriously concerned with the quality of more attention than mechanics. as an essential part of the curriculum, Overall, faculty members indicated students' writing, Wzsalek said Another question asked on both Wszalek said. student writing frequently contains "If we're shooting for excellence, we surveys was whether the students and grammatical errors and poor have a ways to go," she said. faculty members viewed writing as a See WRITING page 7 > Class of '87 valedictorian honored at ceremony By Heather Dawson staff writer Claudia Dawn Pitzenberger was honored Tuesday as the valedictorian for the JMU class of 1987. As a psychology major with a 3.95 GPA, Pitzenberger said, "If I've learned anything as a psych major, it's to be satisfied with who you are and Where you're going." Pitzenberger spoke at JMU's annual Honors Day ceremony in the Convocation Center. She also stressed that although success is an important goal, "it's important to take that time to relax. "We are all achievers, to have made it this far today," Pitzenberger said of her classmates. She urged the class of 1987 to "benefit society, make the world a better place. "We can shine ... we are graduating from the best university in Virginia." Pitzenberger admitted to being nervous about making the speech, but said she had been told that James Madison also had an aversion to public speaking. "If I have to be nervous, then I'm glad to be in such good company," she said. Dr. Robert Shapiro, acting vice president for academic affairs, presided over the ceremony. "Honors Day has always been a very special event," Shapiro said in his welcoming, address. The purpose of the event is "to recognize the academic accomplishments of our students," he said. Shapiro noted the changes in the university's image that have occurred since Dr. Ronald Carrier became president in 1971. "Our national reputation has passed our expectations. Where we are in 1987 wasn't expected until perhaps 1990," he said. Dr. Carrier has many ideas for improving JMU, Shapiro said. "Dr. Ronald E. Carrier came to JMU in 1971 and for 16 years was not satisfied with the status quo...Now, those dreams are the status quo." Staff photo by HARK MANOUKIAN Carrier presented over 125 awards from all academic departments. Valedictorian Claudia Pitzenberger has a 3.95 GPA Page 4, The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987
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■"•V; The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987, page 5 Colleae of Fine Arts and Communication Ohio U. administrator accepts dean job here
levels within our university here [at administration, he said. He arrived there in 1971 and worked By Amy Porter Ohio University] and have had broad He said the students' average SAT as assistant professor of research assistant news editor range experience with institutional scores of 1070 is a plus. methods. For seven years he served as The director of interpersonal planning," Whitman said. "I have Ohio University is an open-admission director of graduate studies. He also communication at Ohio University in been instrumental in creating five-year school, which means that anyone who chaired the university graduate council Athens accepted the position of dean of plans for our school and for our college graduated from an accredited high school and was on the faculty senate for six JMU's College of Fine Arts and and integrating the school and college is eligible to enroll there. However, the years. Communication last week. plans with our university's planning as college of communication at Ohio Whitman completed his undergraduate Dr. Richard Whitman said he hopes well," he said. University has a selected admittance studies at Dakota Wesleyan in Mitchell, to accomplish two goals here that he Whitman sees the jobs of director and policy, Whitman said. South Dakota and earned two B.A. has accomplished at Ohio University. dean as having administrative "The quality of the faculty was degrees in speech and theater, and "Two of the things that I've been differences. another important reason to go there English. successful at doing is developing a "I think that there are some obvious [JMU]," Whitman said. "The faculty is He earned his masters degree from sense of unity within the programs differences between them," he said. very enthusiastic. They're very South Dakota State University in (academic departments). And the second "One is that at JMU, I think the well-credentialed, and I'm looking Brookings, South Dakota. thing is long-range integrated function of the dean will be more forward to working with them." At the University of Nebraska, he planning," Whitman said, during a externally oriented than my present "A third factor, of course, and not the was the first person to receive a telephone interview. position has been. And by that I mean least, is the quality of the progressive doctorate in speech communication. He said he wants to work on these that the dean is going to have to not administration of the school," he said. Whitman is married and has two goals "immediately". only look for institutional resources but "The concept of working as an children. He plans to arrive here in To accomplish these goals, Whitman is going to have to assume a leadership administrative dean was very mid-June to assume the deanship July said he plans to fall back on his position externally to fund programs," appealing." 1. experience at Ohio University. he said. Whitman has served as director of Whitman will be succeeding Dr. "I've served in any number of Whitman chose JMU because of the interpersonal communication at Ohio Donald McConkey, who plans to return administrative positions at numerous high quality of the students, faculty and University for five years. to teaching. POLICEFILE
•Non-student Mark W. Colegrove, elevator in Moody Hall. The value of started and moved, the rear-view mirror 23, of Harrisonburg, was arrested and the mats was not known, police said. was broken off, and the tum-signal City police charged with DUI Tuesday about lever was bent, police said. midnight on South Main Street and Attempted larceny • Six parking lot and jogging trail offer reward Warsaw Avenue. •A bearded white male reportedly signs reportedly were broken at the was seen carrying a car battery from Z Convocation Center over the weekend, in rape Drunk in public lot at about 1 a.m. Tuesday. The man police said. • A female student, 21, was dropped the battery, a Road King charged- judicially' about 2 a.m. Saturday 6000MF model, in the bushes in Z lot Suspected use of drugs and drag By Keith Perry and fled in a Pontiac Firebird, police police reporter on South Main Street, police said. paraphernalia A judicial charge is made when said. Harrisonburg city police are offering a •A complaint reportedly was made university policy is violated. It is by the White Hall staff on April 1 reward up to $2,000 for information Destruction of state property leading to the arrest and indictment of reviewed by university officials. Police regarding the suspected use of marijuana •A male student, 22, reportedly was the suspect in the alleged sexual do not release the names of students by five residents, police said. A driving a Jeep on the sidewalk between assault and robbery of a JMU student judicially charged. judicial investigation is underway, near Hunter's Ridge Condominiums. Gibbons Hall and the Warren Campus police said. The incident took place at about 2 a.m. Lareny Center when he knocked over a fence •A similar complaint regarding the on December 10 in a field near the • About $2100 worth of archery post at about 10:30 p.m. Friday, police possession of drug paraphernalia complex, police said. The suspect is a equipment allegedly was stolen between said. reportedly was made by the Gifford Hall 5 foot-9 black male with a medium build. June 1986 and March 27, police said. • A male student reportedly was staff at about 9:45 p.m. March 6, Anyone with information should call the The equipment was stored either under charged judicially for breaking a door in police said. Harrisonburg Police Department at the east ramp of Godwin Hall or beside Hoffman Hall about 5 a.m. Sunday, 434-2545. Anonymity is guaranteed. the storage building across Interstate police said. Other incidents 81. The incident cleared up two other • The car of a Charlouesville Campus police reported the following • Two Bose 901 stereo speakers similar incidents in Hoffman Hall, runaway reportedly was found incidents: reportedly were stolen between Sunday police said. The suspect reportedly was abandoned in X lot at about 4 a.m. and Monday from the Theta Chi also guilty of the March 20 water April 2, police said. The runaway, Driving under the influence fraternity house. The value of the fountain destruction and bulletin board however, could not be found. fire, police said; •Student Jeffrey L. Garber, 20, of speakers was estimated at $1,000. The •A college-aged male reportedly was •A Weaver Hall C-Section window McConnellsburg, Pa., was arrested and speakers were found about 11:30 a.m. found sleeping in a maid's closet in reportedly was broken about 2:30 a.m. charged with DUI about 3:15 a.m. March 7 under a tree outside Weaver Anthony-Seeger Hall at about 11 p.m. Saturday. The suspect was seen running Sunday on Duke Drive West, police Hall, police said. April 2, police said. said. •Two highway signs were found in a towards Dingledine Hall, but no •Student Jeffrey S. Poland, 20, of Wayland Hall suite about 11 p.m. identification could be made, police City police reported the following: Germantown, Md., was arrested and Friday. The signs had an estimated said. charged with DUI about 10:45 p.m. value of less than $100, police said. Drunk in public Saturday on Bluestone Drive, police •A girl's jacket reportedly was stolen Vandalism •A female student, 20, was arrested said. from the K.appa Sigma fraternity House •A 1969 BMW used for Yee's Place and charged with drunk in public on •Non-student Leigh Ann Wiley, 19, Friday, police said. The jacket had an delivery reportedly was vandalized at Friday, police said. > of Charlouesville, was arrested and estimated value of $75. about 10:15 p.m. Sunday, near the •A male stodentT^Jfwas arrested and charged with DUI about midnight •Three quilted mats were discovered construction site on Greek Row. The charged with drunk in public on Sunday on Bluestone Drive, police said. missing March 31 from the walls of the car. although reportedly locked, was Sunday, police said. Page 6, The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987
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- ..»,—■ The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987, page 9 BUSINESS NEWS & NOTES AIDS victims hit with increasing AZT drug costs
The cost of AZT, the only approved drug capable of prolonging the lives of AIDS victims, has shot up 20 percent in the three weeks since it received Food and Drug Administration approval. Patients who use AZT will pay at least $38 more a week for the drug manufactured by Burroughs Wellcome Co. The initial price of 100 capsules, a week's supply, was set at $188, with the company e/5 handling distribution directly. But the National * A/j;? on Association of Wholesale Druggists said wholesalers who handled billing for the company will add a 20 percent markup. Burroughs Wellcome spokeswoman Kathy Staff graphic by STEPHEN ROUNTREE and MELISSA AMOS Bartlett said the company cannot control the price of AZT. "We don't set the price that wholesalers Personal finances charge pharmacists, or what pharmacists charge patients," she said. Burroughs Wellcome has said it spent S80 million developing the drug and another $5 million Banks offer students options testing it. Business school holds By Kathi Chirichiello "There may be a bank close to home that better assistant business editor suits your needs," he said. "Or you may have given briefing for executives When many students decide to go to college, they up an account somewhere because you didn't know usually think of their soon-to-come independence. that you could bank-by-phone while you where at The executive Advisory Council of the JMU This may be their first big chance to break away from school." College of Business will sponsor a briefing for their parents. Although money is a big concern, Many banks offer other services that the average executives April 24 from 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. in most students don't think about where they will keep customer may not know about. Chandler Hall. their hard earned dollars. The program, which is part of a special seminar "You could get an ATM (Automatic Teller) Card series that focuses on issues of importance to "Their first thought is usally towards for any Most or Money Exchange machine," Virginia executives, will address topics including independence," said Don Michaels, new accounts Michaels said. ^Most offers regional (Virginia, managing organizational change and technological counselor at McLean Savings & Loan. "Many Maryland, and DC) service, while Money Exchange change and transfer in business. students don't realize how important banking really offers national service. Many banks also offer free The program will also discuss the impact of the is." travelers checks to customers and that's an option to new tax law on management strategies and tactics. consider." An executive dinner will follow the program at Commentary Perhaps the most important thing, according to 7:30 pm in the Shenandoah Room of Chandler Michaels, is opening an account with a parent Hall. There are many things that affect the college "I can't stress enough how important it is to put a For further information or reservations for student when it comes to banking. Some students parent on the account with you," Michaels said. dinner, contact the Center for Professional will get their checking and savings accounts at a bank Development at the College of Business at x6956. near their home. Others, to avoid hassle, will bank This not only enables parents to make deposits There is a fee for the activities. somewhere that has a branch close to campus, such easily, but they can take care of bounced checks as well. Jam$on Report as Sovran or First American. "I decided to bank at First American because they "I don't know how many times I've seen a parent (JMU investment club) had a branch on campus," freshman Karen Brincka come in and want to cover an overdraft," Michaels said. said. "Our tellers just can't tell them how much the Jam$on Price* What many students don't realize is that they might overdraft is for, because it's not their account. It's your account and it contains privileged information." 8 15T be giving up quality for convenience. Sovran and First American are good banks, but they might not Many students worry parents will take their money be meeting the needs of each and every student. or moniler their spending if their name is on the Many out-of-state students choose "local" banks account. just to avoid the hassels of "long-distance banking." "Your parents aren't going to steal your money, " Micha-.ls said long-distance banking doesn't have to Michaels said. "They don't care, in fact, they're be a probbm. probably paying for you to go to college!" Before you open an account, you should shop Mon Tuas Wed "Banking long distance doesn't have to be a hassle if the student knows just what their bank offers," - from staff and wire reports See BANKS page 11 >■ C Michaels said. i p Page 10 The Breeze ^ftysday Apri 9.1987
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Prices So not include ta> and are tutted to o we would like to assist yon by BM * regniered trademar* o( Inlemalional Butmeaa Machine* Corp MS-OOS and GW-8ASC are making the transition as easy Microaorl Corporahon as possible.If you are considering transportation, yon may find that without credit history, credit experience, and credit references it may be difficult to obtain the car you want. WE CAN HELP WITH OUR * NEW COLLEGE GRADUATE PLAN * YOU CAN 1.Establish credit with major banks 2.Establish credit history and reference 3.Arrange payments to fit your situation #1 PRODUCT #1 SERVICE #1 PRICE I^Horr Isonburq DX.No.407* rtfl nonoo 433-1W7 2675 S. Man St.. Hamsonburfl. Va. 4 The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987, page 11 Banks > (Continued from page 9) the charges or minimum balance. "Ususally, places of employment are able to deposit your paycheck in to your account by around for the bank that is best for you. "We have a minimum balance, if you go under it, you just don't get any interest," Maloy said. "There's computer," Michaels said. "It's very helpful. You "If you are known to bounce checks, look for the no charges otherwise." know right away that your money has been deposited. bank with the lowest charges on bounced checks," Many smaller banks offer similar set-ups. At the Otherwise, you'll have to wait a few days for your Michaels said. "And if you're bouncing checks, you're smaller banks you also get to know the people who check to get to the bank after you mailed it. Then probably down below the minimum balance at most work there. you have to wait for the deposit slip to be mailed banks. Look around for a low minimum balance." back. And then, there's always the posibilty that "Smaller banks are good because you get to know First American offers their Big Gold Account to your check won't even make it to the bank. You're the people," Michaels said. "There you're a person. relying a lot on the postal system." JMU students. With this, the student pays $25 then In a big place, you may know some of the people, has no minimum balance or service charges for a full It's also important W realize the differences between but to most of them you're just a number." year. This could be very helpful, because those banks and savings find loans before you make your service charges do add up. Because you are probably banking long-distance, final desicion on where to bank. before the account is opened, you should make sure "Banks make their money from their customers," Some banks have no minimum balance or service that the bank is willing to make telephone transfers. charges. Michaels said. "They get it through service charges "Most banks have a card for you to fill out when and other expenses. A savings and loan makes their "I just don't agree with it," said April Maloy, a money by lending money out. They make their teller at Commonwealth Savings Bank of Virginia. you open the account allowing you to make transfers by telephone," Michaels said. "That way, if no one money through charging interest on loans." "I see it as charging you for not having enough can to the bank to cover a bounced check or you just A lot of places to bank simply want your money, money to suit them." need money, you can handle it all yourself." but how much you give, and how much you get, is Commonwealth, like many places, does not have It's also helpful if the bank accepts direct deposits. ultimately up to you. Costs of student vandalism rising on campus Simar said that many of the vandalism problems of people try to get credit on the laundry machines by By Brian Carter tinkering with the coin mechanisms," he said. business editor occur in freshman and sophmore living areas such as A vending machine in Hoffman Hall was broken the village. "I think that it is a part of human nature The end result is usually a broken coin mechanism, into in early February. Over $85 in merchandise was that when you are already breaking the law by which costs about $25. "We repair or replace about stolen, and the repair bill for the machine totalled drinking, you more easily break down and are more four or five of those every month," Blume said. more than $76. willing to get a little rowdy." Other vending costs associated with vandalism Vandalism, though less severe than at many other Male dormitories also have higher rates of include replacement of glass on the front of major colleges, is still a financial problem at JMU, vandalism than female dorms. Ikenberry, an machines, which can run $30-$70, and stolen according to Tim Rose, associate director of residence underclassmen male dorm in the Village, had over merchandise of up to $70 in a single machine. life. $800 worth of vandalism during the first semester of the 1986-87 school year. The vending division reported $243 in damages due "We have a lot of good kids here, and a good to vandalism in January of 1987, about the same Vandalism in the residence halls increased by residence life program, and I've noticed less vandalism amount as in all of the first semester. February's here than at other schools I've been to," he said. $656.36 in the fall of 1986 from the previous fall damage was more than $420, and March damages are "Still, vandalism does happen, and it is a cost that semester. estimated at $350. we don't need," he added. The total cost of dormitory damages that were "The trend is obviously getting worse," Blume The university does not budget money to vandal related was $4,090.76. said. "But I expect fluctuations. It's been a lot worse compensate for vandalism, according to a budget in the past. Much of the on-campus vandalism is directed office source, so any money that goes toward repairing vandalized grounds and machinery must be towards vending machines and laundry facilities, 'This has been an ongoing fight for the six years taken from the budgets of other programs. according to Vending Manager Don Blume. "A lot I've been here," he said Campus police records show that vandalism has Vandalism costs been on the rise since 1985, when only 47 cases were reported. In 1986, the number of reported cases (Fall 1986) jumped to 73, and 46 cases have already been reported in 1987. But Alan MacNutt, director of campus police and safety, said the numbers are misleading because not all vandalism is reported to the police. "Most of the damages that happen in the residence halls are never reported to the police," Rose said. costs "Usually we just have an R.A. fill out an incidence report and then we try to find who did it" ^dollars) Rose estimated that 95 percent of on-campus vandalism is alcohol related. MacNutt and Ron Simar, assistant director of residence life, attribute the rising rate of vandal-related cases to the new Virginia drinking age. "Vireinia had to raise its drinking age to 21 because of the threat of losses in federal highway funding, Residence Vending Total MacNutt said. "But a higher drinking age promotes Halls irresponsible drinking on the part of the so-called Staff graphic by STEPHEN ROUNTREE minors." Page 12, The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987 CLASSIFIEDS FOR RENT 1987-88 Housing Brochure now available 2 Females Needed to share room in nicely Forest Hills Townhouse - 5 BRs, 2 1/2 featuring Madison Gardens, Duke Garden What A Bargain - Female May/summer furnished University Place apartment. baths, girls, $l60/each, 1 year lease, no Apartments, University Place, older homes sublet. Furnished. On Main, 1/2 block from $155/mo. Lisa, 433-5374. pets, available 7-1-87. 433-8822. A.S., $i30/mo. plus utilities. Colleen. close to campus & much more. Special rates for early rentals. Patrick Real Estate 433-3050. Large Single Room in S. High St. house with University Place - 3 BR, 2 bath, completely 433-2559. AC & parking. May and/or summer. Price furnished including W/D. Water, sewer & Roommate Needed - 2 BRs, Squire Hill negotiable. Call Kristy, 434-8871. garbage pick up furnished. Single mom Apartments. June-July. Only $1(50 plus $190; share room $155. Available June 1,1 Storage Space - 200 sq. ft units, $25/mo utilities. May/female. Call David, 433-6810. Roommates Needed for May/summer year lease, no pets, 433-8822. Call 896-2915 after 6 pm. Also van for and/or '87-88 school year in duplex on Port hire, reasonable rates. Sublet For Summer -1 BR in house behind Republic Rd. 1 1/4 mile from campus, own University Place - Girts, 3 BR, 2 bath Wine-Price, 1 or 2 females, W/D. Ask for room, W/D, 2 baths, full kitchen. $135/mo. condo. Fully equipped kitchen, W/D, water No Lease • Available May 1st. 1 BR Joanne or Marybeth, 434-8321. plus utilities, 433-0836. & sewer furnished. Single room $165; share apartments on Dutchmill Court (behind room $150. 1 year lease, no pets, available Hardees). Water, trash pick-up, lawn Duke Garden Apartments - May and/or Female Roommate Needed for fall-spring June 1,433-8822. mowing & appliances provided. Carpeted summer sublet. $145, Jeff, 433-7890. '87-88. Close to campus, Harrison St. Almost new. No pets. Deposit, $255 $155/mo. plus utilities. Call Carolina or Large 2 BR -1 year old equipped kitchen, 434-2100. College Station - Available June 1, 4-5 Linda, x4340. W/D hook up, 1 mile from campus, water & FOR SALE females needed for 1 year lease. 434-3128. sewer furnished, available May 1, year lease, Mountain Bike - Ross ML Washington 19' Need A Room For Summer? Right next to no pets. $375. 433-8822. New. Make offer. Terry, 434-6892. New Condo - 1-3 rooms available. Mr. Flips, 1/2 block from campus. $l35/mo. Microwave, DW, W/D. Furnished completely Call Susan, x4263. 3 BR Apartment - 3 girts, $150 each, 2 with TV..May-August. Hunter Ridge! Price blocks from JMU, water & sewer furnished, Convertible -1979 Fiat Spider 2000. New top & tires, $2500. 433-6775, M-F, after negotiable. Kim, 433-8532. 1988 May Grada - Don't worry about lease available August, 1 year lease, no pets. 6:30. after graduation. University Place, W/D, 433-8822. Squire Hill - Non-smoking female needed. DW, microwave, 3 BR, 2 full baths Own BR, W/D, DW, microwave. $133/mo. $l25/mo. Can Lisa, 433-5374. 3 BR Duplex - Fully equipped kitchen, large '80 VW Sclrocco - Wolfsburg edition, 5 Fall &/or summer. Call Valeta, 434-4647. living & dining rooms, 3 BRs, plenty of speed, sunroof, Blaupunkt AM/FM stereo June-August - Rent 1 of the enchanted closets, hook up washer & dryer, water, cassette, radials, 30+ mpg. Call Stuart at 2 Females To Share - 1 BR next year, rooms at the "Mushroom Mansion" starting sewer & garbage pick up included. x4043. University Place, non-smokers, $l45/mo. at only $90/mo. Call Mike, at 434-2757. $l60/each. 1 year lease, available each. Tara,x7313. P.O. 3955. immediately or July 1. 433-8822. Investment Opportunity - 3 BR University Summer Rental - Furnished room, Court townhouse. Very good condition Join Us At 165 N. High St - Looking for University Court. Pool! Cheap! Scott, University Race Condo - For rent August Wanda Shifflett, 433-6449 or female roommate, private room, rent cheap. 434-5987. '87, new, 4 BRs, 2 baths, microwave. Call ERA-Nancy Beahm & Associates, Call 433-5977 or 5978. Alan evenings, 703-892-5913. 433-6666. May Session Only - A fully furnished, fully 1 1/2 Miles From Campus - stocked townhouse (1-3 BRs) at nearby House For Rent - Group rental for 7 JMU Roland Amp ; classical, steel-string & Energy-efficient townhouse, 3 BRs, 1 1/2 University Court. $100. Call Mike at females. Comfortable house, reasonable electric. Call Jim, 433-7090. baths, all appliances, W/D, central heat, 434-2757. rent, convenient location. Call 434-0670 AC. $450, May 15th occupancy. after 6. Olds 81 Omega Brougham 2 Door 434-6146. 2 Malea Wanted to share large BR. Beautiful car, outstanding condition. University Place. $H5/mo., W/D, DW. Call 5 BR House, 4 BR House 4 4 BR Apt - All AM/FM/tape, air, power, everything you 1 BR Apartment - 200 yard walk to Quad, Robyn, 433-3528. with kitchens, living rooms & Aug '87-88 want. Great to look at fun to drive all utilities included. $275, Lease June 1, lease. Glenn, 433-5912. Terrific at $2333. 433-1126. "87- May 31, "88. 434-4106. Large Room Close To Campus - Female, quiet, non-smoking, upperclassman, Two guys - Looking lor a place this 434-0640. Government Homes from $1 (U repair) Female Wanted to Sublet - Forest Hill summer? Two individual rooms, one Delinquent tax property. Repossessions. townhouse. Call Denise, 433-6379 bathroom, W/D, microwave, HBO etc"' Call 805-687-6000, Ext GH-5526 for Need Space? 3 BRs in large house near You would live with two girls who think guys current repo list Forest Hill Townhouse - Large room for 2 campus, May-August. $l00/mo. plus utilities, negotiable. x4303 or x4302. are the best kind of roommate - less females. May/summer. Fully furnished. problems, more fun! Call 433-3302 Ask HELP WANTED $i00/mo. each. Call KeUy, 433-6578. Have The Summer Of Your Ufa & get paid University Place Townhouse -1-4 people, for Doug, Brad, Cathy, or Diane fa it! Come to the Poconos of Pennsylvania furnished, pool. May & summer session. 2 Rooms - Madfeon Manor, new furniture & Room lor summer rent - in a 4 bedroom, 2 & be a counselor at 1 of the top brother/ carpet, '87-88 school year. $l45/mo plus $100 negotiable. Kristi, 433-0999, 5 bath townhouse, AC. pool. University sister camps in America, June 24-Aug. 20. utilities. Prefer females, x5226. minutes from campus. Court. Contact Karen (703) 573-5243. Counselor positions avatabto in a wide range of activities, including rocketry, arts & Summer Session Sublet - Forest Hills $75 - Large BR, walking distance, May- 1-2 Occupancy - Summer, across from crafts, photography, rock 4 rope cimbers, female, single room, fully furnished, W/D summer, great porch, Jim, 433-7669. campus, rent negotiable, x59l2, x57ii. computer, canoe tripper, sailing, tennis, $120/mo. negotiable, plus utilities, call athletics & water sports (W.S.I.) Call Madison Square - 4 BRs furnished, June- Julie, x4662. 800-533-CAMP or write 407 Benson E.. FwMtWBs Townhouse - 4 BR, 21/2 bath May. caH 433-5793. T 1yearleaSe Partia,,y,UmiShed: Jenkintown, PA 19048. College Station - May/summer, 2 rooms 433 2lS ' College Station - 4 BRs furnished, June- W/D, DW, AC. Rent negotiable. Call Summer Jobs - Royal Prestige has work May, call 703-821-3773 collect after 5 pm. 433-7194, Beth or Alison Madison Square - 3 level townhouse available in many areas of Maryland & furnished for up ,o 5. $675. 13 Virginia (if you live within 45 minutes of May Session Sublet - Furnished room in May/Summer - Room to share in Madison axupancy. Patrick Real Estate, 433-2559 Beltway). 13 weeks guaranteed. Earn furnished apartment on S. Main. Close to Square apartment, furnished, own bath $300Wweek. For more information come to Anthony Seeger. Call Steph at 433-0618. W/D. DW. cable, May $90, summer Duke Apartments - The closest housino to WCC; Rm., C. Mon , April 13 at 10,12,2 or $110/mo. (negotiable). Call Wendy, x3640 campus. Only 2 units left. Call nowtSS* 4; Rm B, Tues., Aprl 14 at9:30, II. 1230. Summer Sublet -1 BR apartment in Squire Or 434-9848. Real Estate. 433-2559. 2 or 330. Hill, mid-May to end of August. Price negotiable. 433-5771. Single Room in fully furnished apartment Large Apartment - 3 very large BRs 4 Summer Session Resident Adviser emales. &g kitcherVscreerid £*%£ available May/summer. Approximately 2 Position- No experience required. June 13 - yard, much pnvacy. 6 blocks from campus The Big House - 5 BRs, $70/room, summer. blocks from campus. Rent neqotiable Aug. 8, $58.75/week Must be taking Call Mike, 433-0533. 434-4859. A" utilities included. 4 @ $170TK" 434-1940, 289-5055 ' $68° classes. Apply by calling x6598 before Fn April 10. • • i >. The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987, page 13 Holiday Travel Park - Looking for VA Lost Gold Rope Chain Bracelet - Friday Research Papers - 15,278 available! Joe Tagllarenl - Happy 'Big Brother Beach locals for summertime employment. night. Please call Leslie, x5276. Great Catalog $2. Research, 11322 Idaho, Appreciation Day"! Your appreciated! Positions available in stores, registration & sentimental value. Reward. *1206XT, Los Angeles 90025. Toll Free Laura maintenance. Contact Ginny, (804) Hot Line: 800-351-0222, Ext. 33. 425-0249. Lost JMU Women's Class Ring - If found, VISA/MC or COD. Tell Anything to John Re & you tell the please call x4151 PERSONALS vworid. Summer Positions at resident camp located i Congratulations. Susan Blals for getting 10 miles north of Raleigby NC. Cabin Lost Jean Jacket With Keys - Friday night Eviction - Conviction, belly constriction. into Hahnemann. We are all very proud of counselors/program specialists in sailing, party White C201, accidental switch during swimming, athletics, tennis, archery, fire drill. I have your jacket, Kelley, x7396. you. Love, TCSSKBLCS. Lance k Chrys - Kids love 'em & grown ups horseback, etc. Applicants must have high can't get enough of 'em. Kiss-N-Tell, SERVICES moral & ethical values & be interested in Cool Shades, Hoi Band, Chuck and your Saturday night at the Den! guiding boys & girts (ages 6-15) in their Ladles - Tired of shaving? Try electrolysis class ring. Tonight at the Convo., 7 p.m. or waxing. 433-6270. physical, mental & spiritual growth. For Klss-N-Tell Will Play Cuts off their new further information write or call: Director, Flying Eyz - Psychedelic fun at Hampton album & John Miller will show what he Resumes Prepared -1 hour service, $30. continues. Friday, Mystic Den. Camp Kanata, Rt 3, Box 192, Wake Forest, learned at the Podunk Bass Symposium NC 27587. (919-556-2661) Bowman Literary Services, 234-8396. Come see Chuck Taylor and the Ad-Stars Saturday night at the Den. and the official Class of 1989 Ring. It's Earn $36001 This summer will you be 45 Typing Service - 23 years experience, Free! Terrl Summers - Happy 21st birthday! minutes from Harrisonburg, Winchester, $1.50/page. Mrs. Price, 879-9935. Love, Jenny & Annette. Roanoke or Charlottesville? If so, be different. Don't flip hamburgers, pump gas Typing - Experienced, professional quality. Frank - Hey Big Bro, have a TKE kinda Call Donna Bodkin, 879-9294. or paint fences. Learn about yourself while birthday! Tina Sharon (Oriental Lady) - Thanks for expanding your resume for your future. making group work something to look Typing Service - $i/page. 433-8713. No After all, that's why you are in college. For Klss-N-Tell - Featuring Pete Stoesser at forward to! Good luck in your job search, I'd calls after 9 pm please. interview call 269-2923,10 am - 3 pm. the Den on Saturday. hire you in a second. I love your sexy smile & tan. Your not so secret admirer, Fast Special Times At The Country Place-2 BR Typist - 40 wpm, 10 hours/week beginning Senior Panhellenlc • To LB, High Blood Talker (Scott). cabin or 5 BR lodge with waterbed, September. x6478. Pressure, Checkbook, This is my brother', fireplaces, canoeing, near Shenandoah a glowing DS, the maniac Philly driver, "I Class of 1989 River. $75 up. Call 1-743-4007 evenings Summer Employment - Dependable didn't get any yogurt peanuts because I was or Gail Price, Communications Dept energetic people for moving company. Long driving", the Grateful Dead pile & the Ring Premier hours, good pay. Pullen Moving Company, woman running the kegs, so far so good Horizon Sure Tan is a professional tanning Woodbridge-Dumfries, VA. 550-8077, girls! Keep it up & maybe I'll send you Tonight salon with the best systems available & 6 221-3107. another personal. No comforter jokes years of service. 1106 Reservoir St., please! PL, Hillary. 7, Convo LOST & FOUND 434-1812. Eviction - Your last chance to see a Pat Omar - Don't ever stop making tents, you're Lost Gold Benrus Watch - Somewhere Blue Ridge Dive & Craft Shop - Scuba & Donahue show at JMU! fantastic. between A.S. Commuter lot & Duke. Great snorkeling, sales, repairs, beads, jewelry sentimental value! If found, please call Kim, hardware sales. Only hours 7:30 - 9 pm, Trl-Beta Car Wash benefits Pam Gladwelt, Kappa Alpha Psi Week - April 12-18, Greek Fridays. 896 N. Liberty St., 433-6153. 433-6995! Saturday, 10-4, Gatti's. basketball tournament, guest speakers, Nupe Jam & Kappanic, open smoker. Kappa Monthly Maid Service is included in your Alpha Psi Week, April 12-18. rent at Hunters Ridge. Call 434-5150! Back From Kappa Sig's Basement - It's Gandy Dancer presents Skip Castro, Thur, Kiss-N-Tell, Saturday night at the Den. April 16. Come on out, you just might win a dream ATTENTION date! JMU Cheerteadlng Try Outs - April 20th at 9 pm in the Godwin Gym Happy Birthday AZTers - Jodi S., Stephanie B., Susie R., Anne Catherine W., HOTOGRAPHERS! "Somebody's Got To Go To College'' SalyM&JenM.! T-shirts only $6. For information call X5109. Sophomore Class Ring Premier - Tonight 7, Convo. Be there. LOCAL SLIDE SHOW Bill - Happy 21st! Love you always, Leslie. Happy Birthday to the world's greatest Hey ZTAs - Let's do it again, Greek PRODUCER IS LOOKING guy! Love ya Teens. sing tomorrow night! FOR A PHOTOGRAPHER Want A Cheap, Fun Date? Bring $2.50 to Greg Purcell (alias Sam the Stress Wampter & see Eviction. Monster) - The moral of the story: Beware WITH CREATIVE of SK lightweights! You should have Class of 1989 Ring Premiere - Tonight at ordered the tuna at the Tombs. Thanks for JOURNALISTIC AND 7in the Convo. Friday, did we have a good time? Love, The Lightweight. PS Sorry about G-town. JMU License Plate Frames! 8 FOR A TEMPORARY, 555 501 555 Yo Dude - Rugby sponsor night Thursday 000 XCELLENT OPPORTUNE!] at JM's Real cool 000 Blues 111 () EXPAND CREATIVE John - Just wanted to let you know that I'm 111 ■ thinking about you! Hang in there, you can do it! Love ya, Duckee. 501 Blues HI - Fun times. Fun music. Fun PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS! beer. AXft, ArA, ALA, AIT, AT.dHj 501 Blues III The off-campus party. 501 OM, 111 & ZTA - Bring your letters & S. High St. INTERESTED? I numbers to Grafton-Stovali today at 4 for the all Panheltenic meeting. 501 Blues III - Saturday. 501 S. High St (ALL 433-6368 1-8 pm. 5-0-1 B-l-u-e-s l-N - Saturday, April 11, (LEAVE A MESSAGE) 501 S. High St., five bands, great weather, Congratulations To Sandy Movers - Winner great time! of the ALX Pledge Raffle. Page 14, The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987 Hunters Ridge - The ultimate place to live. Congratulations Sayko, Snow, and "M.W." - Nic8 to hear from you. It's about AXP Provides An Escort Service for Showalter!!! May your 1987-88 team be time. Speaking of which we are tunning out on campus women. Sunday-Thursday, 8 pm drier than Tuesday night! Good Luck, Your of. The M & M's just might melt to midnight. Need Some Cool Shades? Be the first 200 Commuter Senator. somewhere... it's time. Let's get together sophomores at the Ring Premier & get a JMU Dukes - License frames $2.50 each. pair. Heather P. Jones - Hi, P.j. Barbie and Call Kim, x4578. Tri-Beta Car Wash benefits Pam Gladwell, Midge are realty sad to hear you're feeling AIT Misses Lisa Keefe, Sherrie Saturday, 10-4, Gatti's. so down! How about a picnic with Ken and Steete & Jessica Ramage! Come See Eviction - the latest from the bright, aspiring playwright, Pat Donahue. Todd when you're feeling tots and lots Come To The Grand Opening Of Eviction at belter? We can go camping, swimming, and Need Airline Tickets Come Dance To Your Favorite Band with the Experimental Theatre. Tonight at 8 pm. explicate difficult poetry - Milton and your favorite friends at the Class of 1989 Donne just for fun! I love ya. Midge. For Easter Weekend Ring Premier. Free. All Sororities - The Panhellenic meeting is at 4 today in Grafton-Stovall. A PH To my irregular guy - Thank you for Or End Of School? Sunthings Art Coining - Sunthings are picture wil be taken, Rho-Chi's announced supporting me, Merely, these days. As I've coming. Sunthings are coming. & president-elect speeches given. Everyone said often, what would I do without you? 433-5656 come in letters! Life would not be any fun at al...Wednesday Greek Women - Put on your letters 4 be at is still unbearable without you. I'm waiting Friendship Travel Grafton-Stovall today at 4 for the KKY Convention Gotrs - Thanks for the weekend Panhelenic meeting. for being there Friday night when we Glasses Lost! Grey case; thin, black metal Skip Castro Band - Thur., April 16 at the needed you. Love, Jen & Mchele. rims' If found, call Elizabeth, x7206 or Gandy Dancer. JMU Dukette Try Outs - April 14th in the Godwin Gym, 7:30 pm. Yes, Economics Can Be Fun! Economics Oub x6721 Come & Join over 400 of your college meeting & officer elections Friday at 3:30 friends that will be living at Hunters Ridge Snookums -1 had a great time last week. I in Burruss 14. Dues only $5. Suits - just thought I'd say "hi!* Have a next year! love you. BB great weekend. Me. Ladles - Madison Men's Rugby requests 501 your presence at JM's Thursday. John - Life with you is awesome! It wasn't Type A Personalities - Unite. Thanks, Dude! meant to be any other way! Amy 501 Blues III - The off-campus party! Madisonlan Auditions - Sat, April 11,10 am. Congratulations Tara Magee - ilKG's Deb, Uz, Mike, and Rob - Knock 'em dead in Duke Fine Arts DM 209. Call x6393. 501 $100 raffle winner! No Survivors, Friday. California! Remember, we're all behind you. We're a bit jealous-San Diego in the Flying Eyz - More reggae, psychedelic 4 Flying Eyz - Northern Virginia's #1 college Hey Tie Man • Watch out for those 4 foot Spring-but we're behind you! Good Luck fun! Mystic Den, Friday. band comes to Harrisonburg. flies! and have fun! Love, Kathi. This Ain't No Foolin' Aroundl Kiss-N-Teii, Congratulations Shorts on winning the SGA Want To Lose Weight? Come see Eviction 4 Lady in Pink - Lefs go to dinner again real Saturday nite, at the Den! B & G Beatification Contest. laugh your butt off! soon! THE Photographer. Dead Bracelets - $1-3, for specific colors Tri-Beta Car Wash benefits Pam Gladwell, Sophomores Come Get A Free Cup - 1st Dawn - thanks for your help. Here's your call Denise, x5659. Saturday, 10-4, Gatti's. 500 people at the Ring Premier get 1. name in print. Love, Kathi ANNOUNCEMENTS 200 Student Volunteers Wanted for Resume/Cover Latter Review - every The Sophomore Class Ring Premier - Announcements appear in participation in a research project to Thursday from 9 to 11:30 am at CP4P Featuring Charles Haley 4 Chuck Taylor 4 The Breeze as a public determine the effects of vitamin A on Please have resumes in typed format prior the Allstars, tonight, 7 pm-Midnight in the service to the community, cancer prevention. Students will be asked to review. Convocation Center. and are published on a space to eat carrots or take vitamin A available basis. All events supplements for 2 weeks 4 give a blood Wesley Foundation New Life Singers and meetings are free to the sample. Participants should be in good MEETINGS Tonight, 6 pm. public. health, should not be taking vitamin Organizations that want to supplements & should be available on JMU Mediation Center organizational place an announcement In Thurs., April 9 4 Thurs., April 23. Please meeting. Rm. 221, Sheldon Hall today at JMU Department of Music will present the paper ahould mail it to send your name 4 address to Dr. Patricia 9:30 am. For furhter information contact guest double bassist, Harold Robinson. He The Breeze, Anthony-Seeger Brevard, Dept. of Living Sciences or call Dr. Bruce McKinney, X6581, or Dr Bill will be assisted by pianist, Ms. Vicki O'Meara, x6547. Hall, Campus Mall. The x6362'or x6166. Berneking. Sun., April 12, 8 pm in the deadline Is Friday noon for Anthony-Seeger Auditorium. Monday's issue and Tuesday Students May Work off-campus during the Madison Outing Club meets every noon for Thursday's issue. summer of 1987 through The Virginia Wednesday at 6 pm in Rm. A, WCC. Please send announcements Program. Students must demonstrate JMU Department of Music will present the to The Breeze exactly as thsy financial need 4 have a 1987-88 Financial Campus Crusade for Christ meets every JMU Symphony directed by Ben E. Wright. should appear In print. The Aid Form on file in the Financial Aid Office. Wednesday night at 7:45 in Mezzanine Rm Tues., April 14, 8 pm in the Wilson Hall Breeze no longer will accept Information 4 eligibility requirements for D. For more information call Todd at Auditorium. Admission is free. lists of events and reserves The Virginia Program can be obtained in 433-1460. the right to edit all the Financial Aid Office. Priority will be "Is being Christian Hazardous to your announcements. given to students who contact the Financial JMUs Music Industry Association meets at Health? - Choosing the Workout That's Aid Office by April 15,1987. 5:30 pm, Tuesdays in Duke Rm. M102 New Right For You: Discover Your Talents' members 4 interested parties are welcome Wesley Foundation, Tues., April 14, 5:30 GENERAL For Information About Eating Disorders pm. please call the ZTA Hotline, x7486, Monday EVENTS SNAV & Scabbard & Blade are sponsoring - Wednesday, 8 pm to midnight. Visiting Scholsr - William Bass, 1985 a Red Cross Blood Drive on Mon., April 13 Wesley Foundation - "Cop Walk", Sun CASE Professor of the Year, Professor of from 10 am - 3 pm at the Convocation TV Life Science Museum in Rm. 10 in the April 12, (or information, call O.H. Burton' Anthropology, University of Tennessee on Center. Check Godwin bus stop for van basement of Burruss Hall is open Mondays at Asbury United Methodist Church. "Forensic Fire Investigations," or, "My shuttle times. 4 Wednesdays from 1 to 5 pm 4 Tuesdays pother Warned Me Not to Play With 4 Thursdays from 11 am to 1 pm. Matches." Wed., April 15, 7 pm, Miller Hall, The Comm. Dept's. English Proficiency Rm. 101. Test will be offered Fri., April 10, 2-3 pm, Auditions For the "Orientation Show" A-S Rm. 8; Mon., April 13,2-3 pm, A-S Rm. June-July, will be held Mon., April 13 at The JMU Department of Music will present program, State University of New York I 6; and Thurs., April 16, 3:05-405 pm, A-S an "Evening of Brass Chamber Music 8:30 pm in Duke Rm. M103. For more Stony Brook, today, 4 pm, Miller Haii Rm.9. information call Roger Hall, x6037. Rm directed by Kevin Stees. Tues., April 21 8 pm in the Anthony-Seeger Auditorium. The Breeze, Thursday. April 9, 1987, page 15 COMICS BLOOM COUNTY- Berke Breathed YABBER Dorsey w ,\ . \v s \ \ 0 71• 1 1■,sm CONVENT©^ / \V- /A I \ / *$9* 1 JsSfc'. 1 T ypfffi /* i II11 M|Sn HOW MM HUES DO I HAVE To TSU- yoU^'CUSE THE ttCKOWNC. POOR WHW W HEAT YoOR SNAcfcs/ .Gary Larson THE FAR SIDE / go around fo the back of the t bam carrpro this shonel and he's _ got -this wild look;r< his ejesar*Jhn\ l:Ke real nerws an/ the* 1 ^ce JL "Again? You just had a Mr. Ed spills his guts. In the Old West, vegetarians were glass ol water 12 days ago.' often shot with little provocation. Page 16, The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987 Buffett brings calypso feel to snowy Convo By Chris Cohick staff writer It was snowing over much of the Shcnandoah Valley Sunday night, but at the Convocation Center Jimmy Buffett and the King Kong Trio were throwing a beach parly that would have taken the chill off any night. Before a backdrop featuring a lone sailboat in a tropical lagoon, Buffett started the concert alone with a five-minute monologue that would have put Johnny Carson to shame. Tossing around several current events, he decided that the biggest news of the week was Vanna White's appearance in Playboy Magazine. He held up a copy of the magazine for his own inspection and later tossed it into the audience. Then, armed with only an acoustic guitar for accompaniment, Buffett sang "We are the People our Parents Warned Us About." Using current events and personal experiences as transitions between the music, he made each song flow smoothly into the next. Before the next song, he mentioned that Monday marked the opening of baseball season. He then related the fact that he has broken his leg three times playing softball and launched into "Growing Older but Not Up." Concert review Buffett picked up a twelve-string guitar and was joined onstage by harmonica player Greg "Fingers" Taylor. Together they performed one <' Buffett's first hits, "Son of a Son of a Sailor." The 40-year-old songwriter then talked about Staff photo by MING LEONG his less-than-stellar college career at the Jimmy Buffett heated up the Convocatinn rAn««. *> University of Southern Mississippi. ,nos, pop„,ar sounas o^umme ~?' SSTJSZSS^JSST " He indicated that a large portion of his time at college was spent in front of the lube taking in Carribean-flavorcd song enhanced by the addition reruns, of which "I Love Lucy" was one of his of two percussionists. Sam Clayton joined in on announced that the band was going to bring out a personal favorites. The next selection, "Pencil congas, and Robert Grecnidge added the beautiful special guest guitarist — the result of a Thin Mustache," was dedicated to the show's sound of steel drums. Buffctt-style Starsearch. The audience was stunned suave Latino, Desi Amaz. The final two selections from the first half of when a beautiful, deeply tanned brunette with a Switching to an electric guitar, Buffett and the show were classics from ihe Buffett songbook Stratocaster strapped over her bathing suit appeared on the stage. keyboardist Michael Utley played "Come and are also on his greatest hits collection, Songs Monday." This song off his second album. You Know by Heart. The first, "Changes in The band kicked into "Cheeseburger in Living and Dying in 314 Time, became his first Latitude, Changes in Attitude," originally came Paradise," and the special guest strummed along Top 40 hit. from his fifth album of the same title. to the delight of the King Kong Trio. Most of the audience members knew the words Buffett finished out the set with the To follow this up, Buffett put on a shark almost as well as Buffett himself, and he calypso-driven, "Volcano," which earned him a costume which exposed only his face peering out complimented the crowd of about 4,400 on their gold album in 1979. of the jaws. With this change in wardrobe, "Fins" began. singing abilities. Fifteen minutes later he was back onstage, and With the audience now in the palm of his the crowd was on its feet. On the choruses. Buffet had the crowd claspirfg tanned hand, Buffett played "Jolly Mon Sing," a For the third song of his second set, Buffett See BUFFETT page 18 ► .—igppVM- The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987, page 17 'Eviction' looks at loneliness and the elderly Y By Angela Warden himself to the other residents and staff writer . pulling fire alarms. Ella also meets a Cuban orderly with "Being alone isn't so bad, as long as an expired green card, a brainless you don't mind the company." redheaded nurse and a recreational This line spoken by one nursing director who, according to another -home resident -to another, the resident, "isn't all there." playwright says, is the central theme of Director Gina Giambatusta, a senior, "Eviction," which opens tonight in the says the farce in this show is used to Experimental Theater. make a point. This play is about "how The show, written by senior Pat we cope with who we are and what we Donahue, is set in Grand Oaks Nursing do about it. Home in Boca Raton, Fla., and takes a "You laugh at the characters — and somewhat comic look at the serious with them, and then you catch yourself problem of lonliness among the aged. wondering why," she says. Ella, a 70-year-old woman, played by The title of the play, Donahue says, freshman Dana Bledsoe, has been placed is a paradox. All the Grand Oaks in the home by her son because she is residents and staff have been evicted in jealous of his relationship with his some way by their families or society. fiancee. To get his attention, she has "Each character in this home," faked a hip injury and confined herself Giambattista says, "has dealt with their eviction in some way. This play is to a wheelchair. Staff photo by LAWRENCE JACKSON Ella is bitter about what her son has Ella's chapter on how she deals with done and feels she has been evicted from "Eviction," a play by senior Pat Donahue, is set in a nursing it." her home. home in Florida. Bledsoe says it is difficult to play an While at the home, she is befriended, helps her deal with her loneliness and the home's recreational room. At this elderly woman. "You have to change though somewhat unwillingly, by shows her she must "grow up" and live party she meets a strange assortment of how you sit, walk and speak." ex-actor Ned "Ed's Dead" Sullivan, her own life. people, including a senile flasher called, To prepare for her role, Bledsoe played by senior Scott Harrison. But "Eviction" isn't all serious. appropriately enough, Hash. visited a nursing home and watched Ned, needing someone io talk to, While at Grand Oaks, Ella is cajoled Flash wanders throughout the nursing appoints himself as her guardian. He by Ned into attending a beach party in home wreaking havoc by exposing ^.•See-EVICTION page 19 > Spring folk dance concert premiers tonight By Terrl Hlckman staff writer With spring in the air and the end of the year rapidly approaching, many student organizations are looking forward to year-end activities. One group activity the dance department and dance lovers have been waiting for is the spring Folk Ensemble concert, "An Evening of International and American Folk Dance." The program premiers tonight and will run through Saturday night in the Sinclair Gymnasium in Godwin Hall at 8 p.m. The first half of the concert is a collection of dances from around the world, and the second half is made up of traditional American pieces. The international showcase will feature a Jewish wedding suite put photo by together by guest artist Shirley Folk Dance Ensemble members Andrea Krantz and Matt Comer perform In the Jewish Wedding Waxman and Bavarian and Japanese suite, one of many dances In the ensemble's spring concert. works. The American program will celebrating in costumes from James Accessories such as • Japanese Ensemble members have been feature precision clogging and a suite Madison's time- with American dances umbrellas, rattles, fans and candles, will working on this show since January, in tribute to the 200th anniversary of from this time like the six hand-reel, be used as part of the costumes in and are, according to junior Karen the U.S.-Constitution put together by certain pieces in the show to enhance Comerford, excited about the premiere. guest choreographer/musician Jim the waltz, a cotillion [an flat orate dance with frequent changing of partners] and the performance. "I think this concert will be an Morrison. Another Folk Ensemble member exciting one not only for the audience Folk Ensemble member sophomore a minuet." , This showing t)f 'The Federalist Jennie Ray, a freshman, says the props but for us dancers also," Comerford Andrea Krantz says, "The Federalist Suite' will be a practice for the Folk aid the dancers in "portraying the true says. Suite' is being done in commemoration Ensemble's engagement this fall at culture of the country we're Tickets arc $2 with JMU ID Thursday of the 200th birthday of the Montpclier, Madison's home. representing." and S3 Friday and Saturday. Constitution. We are going to be Page 18, The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987 Buffett >■ (continued from page 16) hands oypr their heads to form quasi-shark heads and leaning from side to side as he sang, "You got Fins to the left. Fins to the right A few songs later, he began theorizing as to why Jim Bakker had his brief sexual encounter with PTL secretary Jessica Hahn, and he deduced that Bakker had listened to the next song. With no suprise to the crowd, the band rolled into "Why Don't We Get Drunk," which left audience members half laughing and half singing along. Towards the end of the second set, Buffett played the song most of the audience had been waiting for — "Margaritaville." With the tropical background and the laid-back feel of the song, he verified that summer is truly the greatest season. After finishing the set and going offstage, Buffett and the band were pulled back on by relentless cheering and played a two song encore which featured Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl." Buffett recorded this cover as part of his 1983 release. One Particular Harbour. Two and a half hours after the concert began, the audience, which included about 2,700 students, was greeted by snow. Staff photo by MING LEONG But nobody really cared, because Jimmy Buffett had Jimmy Buffett and the King Kong Trio are joined onstage by a guitar playing bikinled just given them a big enough dose of summer to wipe beach beauty as the band kicks into "Cheeseburger in Paradise." out even the biggest blizzard. Four-band concert scheduled for Sunday album. Especially For You, which By Pam Wiley features editor features the pop singles "Strangers When We Meet," "Blood & Roses" and This Sunday, anybody at JMU with "Time and Time Again." $10, a blanket and reliable New Potato Caboose is an 8 man transportation can enjoy the band out of Washington D.C. with a Smithereens and three other bands at the classic rock format. This is reflected not fifth annual spring Van Ripers Music only in their original compositions, but Festival. also in covers of songs recorded by The festival will be held in Rock fish artists like The Band, Crosby, Stills Community Park in Nelson County, and Nash and The Grateful Dead. about an hour's drive from Indecision, Capshaw says, is "the Harrisonburg. The bands scheduled to most popular band in Charlottesville. play are The Smithereens, New Potato Period." This 4-man group also plays Caboose, Richmond's Cashmere Jungle music with a classic sound and covers Lords and Charlottesville's Indecision. songs by Eric Clapton and Santana. Also featured will be acoustic acts The Cashmere Jungle Lords, a such as Chris White and Shannon Richmond-based trio, play a wide Worrell of Charlottesville. variety of musical styles, ranging from The festival will be hosted by the blues to bluegrass and zydeco to Rockfish Valley Ruritans, who will be country punk. The groups also covers selling food, soft drinks and beer. All works by both Elvis Presley and profits from food sales will be used by Beethoven. the Ruritans toward building park facilities such as softball fields, a horse The festival is open to persons of all show ring and a shelter. ages, but anyone wishing to purchase Festival organizer Coran Capshaw beer must bring a valid ID. says the park's location outside of Tickets are $8 in advance and are Charlottesville off Route 131 is ideal available in the Commuter Student because of its proximity to several Lounge in the Warren Campus Center colleges including the University of and at Midway Market. They will also Virginia and JMU. be sold for $10 at the gate on Sunday. "It's convient. Its location is close to a lot of schools — that's the main To get to Rockfish Community Park, thing." take Interstate 81 south to 1-64 east. The bands, two of which play From 64 get onto Route 340, located Photo courtesy of Premier Talent Agency regularly in Harrisonburg clubs, are near the Howard Johnson's on Afton The Smithereens — I to r: Jim Babjak, Dennis Diken, Michael scheduled to begin playing at noon. Mountain, and from there, take Route Mesaros and Pat Dinizio — are one of the four bands that will The Smithereens have released one 131 and follow the signs to the park. be appearing at the Van Ripers Music Festival this Sunday. ■■ The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987, page 19 AFTER HOURS THURSDAY Theatres, 7:15 p.m. and 9:15 p.m. Platoon (R) —Valley Mall Roth Theatres, 1:30 p.m., Police Academy 4 (PG) — Roth Theatres. 7:15 DANCE 5 p.m., 7:30 p.m. and 9:45 p.m. p.m. and 9:15 p.m. The Secret of My Success (PG-13) — 1:30 p.m., Folk Ensemble in Concert — Godwin Hall 3:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m., 7:15 p.m. and 9:15 p.m. gymnasium, 8 p.m., $2 with JMU ID, $3 general FRIDAY Blind Data (PG-13) — Roth Theatres, 2 p.m., 7:30 admission. DANCE p.m. and 9:30 p.m. MUSIC Folk Ensemble In Concert — Godwin Hall Blind Data (PG) — Roth Theatres, 7:30 p.m. and Madison Singers — Emanuel Episcopal Church, 9:30 p.m. 8:15 p.m., free. gymnasium, 8 p.m., $3 with JMU ID, $4 general admission. Johnny B. and The Qoodes — Calhoun's, $2 Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3 (R) — Roth cover charge. MUSIC Theatres, 7:15 p.m. and 9:15 p.m. Landslide — Gandy Dancer, free. Lip Sync Contest — J. Maddies. 9 p.m.- midnight, Police Academy 4 (PG) — Roth Theatres, 7:15 The Shuffle — Mystic Den, cover charge not $.50 cover charge. p.m. and 9:15 p.m. available. Visions (jazz)— Calhoun's, $3 cover charge. Disc Jockey — Belle Meade, Ladies' Night, free for Whlsksy Creek — Gandy Dancer, $3 cover charge. SATURDAY Joyce Brseden and friends — Little Grill. $2 ladies, $2 for men. DANCE cover charge. DJ — JMs Pub & Deli, Sponsor Night, $1 cover Folk Ensemble In Concert — Godwin Hall charge. Flying Eyi — Mystic Den, cover charge not available. gymnasium, 8 p.m., $3 with JMU ID, $4 general DJ — Players. Ladies" Night, no cover charge for admission. ladies, $1 for men. Nlghtllght — Scruples, Sheraton Inn. $3 cover charge. MUSIC COMEDY DJ — Belle Meade, free. The Shuffle — J. Maddies, 9 p.m.-midnight, $2 Richmond Comedy Club — J. Maddies, 0 p.m. DJ — JM's , $1 cover charge. cover charge. and 10 p.m., $2 cover charge. DJ — Players, sponsor night, $1 cover charge. Spectrum — Belle Meade, S3 cover charge. Animal Logic — Calhoun's, $3 cover charge. MOVIES Comedy Zone — Scruples, Sheraton Inn, $i cover Southern Breeze — Gandy Dancer, $3 cover charge. Karate Kid (PG) — Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. charge. Karate Kid 2 (PG) — Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 9:30 Hubble Bubbls — Little Grill, $2 cover charge. MOVIES p.m. KIss-n-Tell — Mystic Den, cover charge not Laurel and Hardy Film Festival — The Aristocats (G) — Valley Mall Roth Theatres, available. Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. 1:30 p.m., 3:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m., 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. Nlghtllght — Scruples, Sheraton Inn, $3 cover The Color of Money (R) — Valley Mall Roth Lethal Weapon (R) — Valley Mall Roth Thaatres, charge. Theatres, 1:30 p.m., 5 p.m., 7:15 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. 1:30 p.m.. 3:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m.. 7:40 p.m. and 9:40 DJ and Dance Contest — JM's, $1 cover charge. Lethal Weapon (R) — Valley Mall Roth p.m. DJ — Players, $1 cover charge. Theatres, 1:30 p.m., 3:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m., 7:40 p.m. Platoon (R) — Valley Mall Roth Theatres, 1:30 p.m., and 9:40 p.m. 5 p.m., 7:30 p.m. and 9:45 p.m. MOVIES Mannequin (R) — Valley Mall Roth Theatres, 1:30 The Secret of My Succesa (PG-13) — Valley Mall Karate Kid (PG) — Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. p.m., 3:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m., 7:35 p.m. and 9:20 p.m. Roth Theatres, 1:30 p.m., 3:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m., 7:15 Karate Kid 2 (PG) — Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 9:30 Platoon (R) — Valley Mall Roth Theatres, 1:30 p.m., p.m. and 9:15 p.m. p.m. 5 p.m., 7:30 p.m. and 9:45 p.m. The Aristocats (G) — Valley Mall Roth Theatres, Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3 (R) — Roth 1:30 p.m., 3:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m., 7 p.m. and 9 pm, Blind Date (PG-13) — Roth Theatres, 7:30 p.m. and Theatres, 2 p.m., 7:15 p.m. and 9:15 p.m. Lethal Weapon (R) — Valley Mall Roth Theatres, 9:30 p.m. Police Academy 4 (PG) — Roth Theatres, 2 p.m., 1:30 p.m., 3:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m., 7:40 p.m. and 9:40 Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3 (R) — Roth 7:15 p.m. and 9:15 p.m. p.m. Eviction ART REVIEW ► (continued from page 17) several movies about elderly people. textiles. His most stunning exhibit is a Senior Brian Goings says his work She learned to walk by putting rocks in Zirkle House art hand-painted silk kimono decorated with springs from a spirit of playfullncss. her shoes. tiny carved fish. He says he becomes obsessed with an Senior Scott Harrison says he likes exhibit displays Valverde has been producing art at ordinary object and works with it until playing Ned because the character has JMU for a number of years and has also it loses its conventional meaning to both a serious side, a side he shows acted as director of the Zirkle House him. only to Ella, and a joking side that he honors works Galleries. She says being born and shows to everyone else. ■ _ .... . „ raised in Mexico has given her a special "Trio of Willies" exemplifies this. Goings says working on the three "Ned is insecure and afraid to H»»SJ5 interest in folk art alone," Harrison says, "and he needs Her works are an explosion of spirals portraits of Willie Mays gave him the Ella to keep from being alone." The JMU Honors Award Show opened and color. She says that she is opportunity to work with many To prepare for his role, Harrison went Monday night in the Zirkle House interested in using patterns and colors different mediums at once. »to Valley Mall and followed senior galleries. to create intricate designs, and she likes The portraits are a combination of citizens around to study how they The show features works by students the idea of designing wallpaper. painting, paper cut-outs, and paint walked and acted. who were invited by members of the art Valverde says she is glad for this dripping used to create an almost religious portrayal of Mays. Goings Donahue says the idea for "Eviction" department faculty to show their work chance to show her work because, even goes so far as to playfully attach a came from his experiences in the before a jury for elimination. "people tend to mystify art and artists, religious icon to one of the "Willies." Campus Catholic Ministry's Adopt-a- Four undergraduates, Brian Goings, but it's something that you have to 1 These exceptional artists all take their Grandparent program. He remembers James Hall, Chris Sprouse and work at just like anything else." work seriously. For them it is more one woman in particular who always Georgina Valverde were chosen from a Senior Chris Sprouse obviously than just pleasure; it is a way of life. said, "Take me home baby," whenever group of 12 nominees to receive this worked hard on his comic book exhibit, Some of the artists featured in the —he passed by. recognition. "A Portrait." The cartoon is about a Hall, a senior, is double majoring in exhibit have contributed to the JMU "You look at these people that have boy who has his portrait done by a interior design and art history and plans Art Auction which is scheduled for been stuck in this home, and you street artist and then does not understand to attend graduate school at the the artist's interpretation. Saturday at the Convocation Center. realize how lonely they are." University of Virginia. He is exhibiting The comic is beautifully drawn, well Their work will also be in the Artworks Their loneliness made an impact on an intci^or design project which detailed, consistant and extremely Gallery and The Other Gallery, both in Donahue, and, he adds, this play is for includes floor plans, photographs of professional. Sprouse's other works Zirkle House, until April 18. them. furniture and accessories and carpet and include a promotional poster for an The Galleries arc open to the public "Eviction" will be presented at 8 imaginary company and pastel chalk noon-5 p.m. Mon.-Thurs and noon-4 p.m. Thurs -Sat. and at 2 p.m. upholstery samples. Hull also cnjo>s working with drawings. p.m. Friday and Saturday. Sunday. Admission is 52.50. s Page 20, The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987 *T Invite ^ f your parents *° slay Wlth us wh,,e thev EMPLOYMENT!! visit you (you'll like it too). THE This Ded & breakfast inn $300 per week! PUMPKIN was bui,t circa 1Q47 & Plus Earn Credits features HOUSE Victorian & country Royal Prestige needs students to supplement ^ Tyy rooms - some with private summer work force!! INN, bath & fireplace - and is LTD furnished with antiques. 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Carry out 10% discount zuith student ID Come in and see us today JOE BOWMAN MIEVKOI.KT. IN( 237 EAST MARKET STREET HARRISONBURG, VIRGINIA 22801 3140 S. Main St. 433-0560 ^GwAwH*^ 30 By Greg McCormlck staff writer The two most important numbers on the Long Field scoreboard after JMU faced Liberty University Wednesday were both zeroes. For only the fourth time this year, the Dukes turned in an errorless defensive performance. That and Tim Layn's pitching let JMU ignore some of its same old problems and enjoy a 4-0 victory. The Dukes' first shutout of an opponent in over a year evened their record at 13-13, while Liberty fell to 8-16. Before Wednesday, Layn had pitched 7 2/3 innings this year. But with the exception of some trouble in the late innings, the senior right-hander had little trouble in upping his record to 4-0. On the afternoon, Layn gave up eight hits and struck out six, while walking only two. Normally assigned to clean up for another pitcher, Layn was more than happy with his performance. "I think I did a good job," he said outside the Godwin Hall training room. He went on to add that starting adds little pressure, considering what he's used to. "I'm used to going out there in tie games," Layn said. JMU head coach Brad Babcock was a bit more vocal about Layn's performance. "I think it's super...; I don't need to say anything else," Babcock said. "When you shut a team out you've got a chance to win. You can quote that." Layn's performance overshadowed the pitching of Liberty's Mike Lopsteitch. The sophomore right-hander kept the Flames in the ( contest until the eighth, giving up only three hits. Two of those JMU hits came in the second inning and provided the Dukes the early lead. Scott Mackie stretched an apparent ground ball single to left into a double. Mackie's high school teammate, Mark Brockell, Staff photo by LAWRENCE JACKSON followed with a double to the gap in right-center to JMU's Mark Brockell (12) slides into second base as Liberty's Mike Rivas (7) awaits score Mackie and give the Dukes a 1-0 advantage. the throw during the Dukes' 4-0 win over the Flames Wednesday at Long Field. Clinging to a one-run margin gave Layn the incentive to pitch even harder. "I figured I might maybe give up one run," Layn Scott Engle's bloop single to right later in the "I Chinked it helped not having any runs on the said, "but I knew I wasn't going to give up a big inning scored Brockell for the game's final margin. board," he said. "I had to go out and battle every inning. I usually don't; I just go out and concentrate Now the Dukes will wait until this weekend for an time." on striking the guy out" important conference series against the University of Of course, the Dukes' defense didn't hurt either. With his slider working well, Layn did exactly that. Richmond. "Sometimes when you're not hitting, you play like First baseman Sidney Davis and second baseman Against the Spiders, JMU will try to improve on a a dog on defense," Babcock said, "but they were the Mike Rivas both fell victim to strikeouts to end the 1-5 Colonial Athletic Association mark. The Dukes opposite [today]. inning. now stand in fifth place in a six-team race, leading "The team came ready to play defense and that's "He was throwing all right," said Babcock, "so I only William and Mary (0-6). wasn't going to get him." what saved us." "It's crucial that we play well [this weekend]," Layn's biggest struggles came in the last three A Liberty double by Michael Tatum with two out Babcock said. "Hell, we're going to be in the innings, every one of which Liberty stranded in the eighth also went for naught when shortstop tournament and all that anyway. baserunners in scoring position. Tim Foster flied out to right In the bottom of the seventh, Layn walked right The Dukes finally gave Layn room to breathe in "We're playing without [Jeff] Garber [out of the fielder Rodney Carter. John McClintock's one-out their half of the eighth, again keyed by Brockell. lineup for disciplinary reasons], without Ivanicki single sent Carter to third and left runners at the His double to the center field wall brought home [dismissed from team] and without [ injured shortstop comers. Dave Kennett and Mackie for a 3-0 cushion. Matt] Lasher so it really puts us to a minimum." Page 22, The Breeze, Thursday. Aprjl 9,. 1987 «M *% James Madison University Dance Theatre Uniuersity presents JUDICIAL COUNCIL PREGNANT? 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[Lifting noteworthy personal accomplishment weights] has gotten me a lot stronger; for JMU's top gymnast, Mike Harley. just being stronger has helped me Entering this season, the junior hoped improve." to improve on a 1986 season in which For Harley, gymnastics has been a he won the state individual title in the way of life for the past seven years. He floor exercise and finished fourth in the seriously started in gymnastics in ninth state all-around championships. grade. "I set several goals for myself at the Harley credited his ninth grade beginning of the season," Harley said. physical education teacher as the "I've been able to reach all but two of biggest influence on his gymnastics them; I won't find out until Sunday success. about one of those." "We didn't have a high school team, Harley is waiting patiently for but in ninth grade, gymnastics were Sunday — the day he will find out if he part of gym class," Harley recalled. will qualify for the NCAA "She [his teacher] said I had potential championships. He is close to making and suggested I work out at a private the national tournament on the vault club to see how good I could become. and has an outside chance of qualifying "[She] caused me to fall in love with in the floor exercise. it." "An NCAA committee decides the Practicing and performing at a private competitors," said JMU coach Scott club helped Harley in all aspects of Gauthier. "It's very similar to the way gymnastics. It allowed him to work out the NCAA basketball field is all year without the restrictions of a determined. They look at your top five school sport. scores, and also take into account Three years ago Harley was not sure seasonal improvements. he would even make the team. But now "Right now I think Mike's chances he is JMU's top male gymnast. are 50-50 on the vault. It could easily "When I got here I didn't know what go either way," Gauthier said. to expect," he said. "I soon realized that During last week's state I would compete and that really helped." championships at JMU, Harley put Gauthier has high hopes for Harley's together a solid performance. He placed senior season. first in the floor exercise, tying with "I would really like to see him make William and Mary's Bob Ross. Harley nationals on both floor and vault next also placed first in the high bars and season," Gauthier said. "He made second on the vault and parallel bars. Staff photo by CATHY UDELL himself known to many people with Harley also improved on his 1986 More than a few his strong performance in the ECAC's performance by placing third in the rivals have looked up to JMU gymnast Mike Harley this year. last month. People are going to be all-around competition. looking for a strong season from him." Harley knows the only goal he season. said. "Getting stronger enabled his Harley also has set high standards for definitely will not reach this season is Gauthier credited Harley's steady parallel bars and high bar his senior campaign. breaking the team individual all-around improvement over the last three years [performances] to improve." "I again want to work on strength and meet record. His 49.7 score last to his increased strength. Harley agreed with Gauthier about his also some new skills on some events. I weekend was .25 short of this record. "Mike was skinny and had little improvements. "I was good on the floor He feels it will be within reach next strength when he got here," Gauthier and vault when I got here," he said. See HARLEY page 25 >• Top JMU senior athletes receive honors at banquet JMU honored its Athletes and Scholar-Athletes of rushing mark with 4,168 yards and also established He won the 1986 Michael J. Frye Award, the Year Wednesday at the seventh annual Greater the single-season standard with 1,284 yards. presented to honor the leadership qualities of a Madison Sports Banquet at the Convocation Center. Marshall earned honorable mention All-America Dukes' soccer player, and was named to the adidas Senior running back Warren Marshall was named honors for the third straight season. He set set career Academic All-South Atlantic Region team. He also Male Athlete of the Year, while field hockey forward and single-season records for both points and received the Virginia Society of Certified Public Sandy Wilson gained Female Athlete of the Year touchdowns this season. Accountants award for 1986-87. Reichle, a political science major with a minor in honors.. Wilson was the leading scorer in NCAA Division Senior soccer player Dan Wright won the Male I play this fallAvilh a school-record 33 goals. She German, has a 3.6 cumulative grade-point average. A four-year lacrosse starter, she was named to the Scholar-Athlete of the Year, while senior field was a first-team All-America selection, the first All-South team the past two seasons and was an hockey and lacrosse player Sue Reichle earned the JMU player to gain All-America status. All-South Atlantic Region selection in 1986. Female Scholar-Athlete of the Year award. Wright, an accounting major with 3.7 cumulative Earlier this year, Reichle. gained the honor of Marshall, the fifth-leading rusher in NQAA grade-point average, was co-captain of the 12-3-3 JMU's outstanding senior political science major. Division I-AA football historv, set the JMU career JMU soccer team. 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The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987, page 25 SPORTSFILE Joy Jones had an outstanding game in overcame a migraine headache to defeat MEN'S GOLF the Cavaliers' Francis Alvir 7-5, 6-4 at Lacrosse team goal for the Dukes, recording 23 saves, The JMU women's rugby club won number two, while number five player while her Loyola counterpart only had one of three games in the eight-team Keith Ciocco ouUasted Bill Grana 7-6, falls to Loyola 10. Virginia Commonwealth Cup at the 6-7,6-3 to score JMU's other point. JMU begins a six-game homestand University of Virginia Sunday. Ciocco and Gerald Syska won for the The JMU women's lacrosse team lost today with a 3 p.m. game against JMU defeated Mary Washington 12-0 Dukes in doubles, defeating Alvir and 10-8 to Loyola Tuesday, dropping their Richmond at the Convocation Center but lost 12-0 to Cornell and 8-4 against Eric Vlcek 7-5, 6-2 to cut Virginia's record to 1-5, 0-1 in the South Atlantic field. William and Mary. lead to 4-3. JMU's comeback bid was Conference. Loyola, who led 5-3 at Senior C.C. Perkins scored a try (four foiled, however, when Grana and Carl halftime, moved to 4-4-1 and 2-0 in the MEN'S TENNIS points) against Mary Washington while Clark clinched the team match by SAC. junior Patti Smith scored one against topping Smith and Carl Bell 6-0,7-6 at Diane Buch and Jamie Little scored JMU lost 6-3 to Virginia Tuesday in number two doubles. William and Mary. three goals each for JMU, who was Charlottesville, dropping their record to The Dukes travel to Morgantown, Junior Ellen Kwiatkowski also played well on defense. outshot 37-26 by the Greyhounds. 7-7. W.Va. this weekend to face West Tricia Dewey and Christine Luke added The Cavaliers took a 4-2 lead after Virginia, Bloomsburg (Pa.) State and The JMU club next plays against one goal each for the Dukes. singles. The Dukes' Rob Smith Rutgers. Loyola Saturday in Baltimore. 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WILLIAMSBURC VA An Affirmative Action/Equal Opportunity Employer JWF/H ^ Woodsy Owl says ••••••••••••l Stash Your Trash Give a hoot. Page 26, The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987 Election FOR PETES *AKE Ckfce-T>iE BUNDS... ANOGCTHIMOUT fallout or THE FRONT m>! The winners... ALL CONFLICT aside, this year's SGA election proved to be one of the most successful in recent memory. With more voters turning out to cast (or not cast) their votes for the respective candidates, the SGA finally found something resembling a representative sample of JMU students. Although the 2,300 students who showed up to vote make up less than a quarter of the campus, the turnout more than doubles last year's total of just over 1,000 voters. WW^Mty ^TO^ The SGA should be commended for setting up long overdue extra voting booths. It also moved the location of the booths from the campus center to Grafton-Stovall Theater, giving people w>wP£5*?^r- - less time to wait and more time to vote. Last year, many people just lost patience with the voting process, and it's good to see the SGA finally take heed of past mistakes and improve not This was one poetry reading only the election's atmosphere, but student interest as well. that you could have missed Sometimes I write these columns because I want to the need for black women to get into space. The losers... make some people angry. Other times I write be- If by now you're asking yourself, "Well why didn't cause something is bothering me. Nikki Giovanni's THIS ELECTION also had its pitfalls. When a you just get up and leave?" it's because I'm not that reading on April 2 is one of those things. candidate gets less than 50 percent of the rude. You may stop reading this, and I won't think votes cast and waltzes into an executive I went there because I enjoy hearing people read it's rude. As a rule, though, I don't like to get up in good poetry. And Nikki Giovanni's poetry is indeed council seat without even a whisper of the middle of any speaker, no matter how offended I wonderful. The ones she did get around to reading al- competition, there is something very wrong. That may be. And besides, I wanted to hear her read poetry. problem is not only with the election process, but most atone for the sermonizing, the judgemental atti- Her material is wise, insightful, funny and applica- with the student body as well. tude, and the elitist tone she adopted for the better ble to the existence of any breathing being. Her pre- part of an hour before her reading. reading lecture on the pitfalls of youth, the Greek im- It is hard to believe that, on a campus of nearly I felt as though I had gone to hear some great mor- age on campus and the 1980s need to please one's par- 10,000 students, no one wanted to give Maria alizer tell me how to live my life, and in fact I had. I ents was not Duncan a run for her money. After all the did not enjoy this. If Nikki Giovanni wants to put all that in a poem, controversy over the woman's lobbying tactics, a The reading began with an introduction ("Nikki Gio- then that's fine. I would like to hear it, just as I liked potential candidate probably could have walked vanni has changed the hearing the four or so away with a good share of the votes, even without world") which although a poems she finally being pan" of JMU's student government clique. little much, was a pleasant WORLDVIEW got around to read- enough background speech. It's also strange that it took some kind of ing. But I'm afraid I The speaker got up there and controversy to create more interest in this year's like my life the way began to chat with the audi- election. The pre-election activity at JMU this it is, and I'm going ence which, too, was enjoya- Bruce Jones spring was more talked about than the actual to continue living it ble for about the first few election itself. Ifs just a shame that the that way despite Gio- minutes. tough-talking Duncan and her questionable vanni's Bill Cosby-ish monologue on the evils of liv- motives created more student interest in this I respect someone who can establish that kind of ing in this generation. election than the other qualified, wetl-platformed rapport with any audience. I respect even more some- Sure, I laughed at times. Some of what she had to one who can do this in a limited amount of time. candidates who won it. say was universal, and amusing. The rest was merely Nikki Giovanni did not. painful. In the space of 50 minutes, she digressed from The above editorial is the opinion If you think by now I'm an uncultured s.o.b., then things all humans can identify with (i.e. the need to of the 1987-88 Breeze editorial board. you're probably right. The poetry readings I've been make one's voice heard in an anonymous world, the attending for the last four years have come to narrow need to achieve against the cynicism of "the fool") to my definition on what a reading should be. Let me Rob Washburn Mark Charnock things at best esoteric, at worst elitist. editor Editorial Editor see...William Stafford read poetry. Gwendolyn Brooks I don't watch morning TV, and I don't want to hear read poetry. Cornelius Eady read poetry. Henry Taylor Mike Wilson Stephen Rountree someone talk about the need to have a black woman read poetry. I suppose poetry is what I've come to ex- managing editor AssL Editorial Editor wake the world up in the morning. I don't go to poe- try readings to hear someone advocate nihilism, or See JONES page 29 ► »"«*ywwn»- . . .. The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987, page 27 S<3A voting: a monumental task Two famous boxers entered the ring Monday in Las "Expand and continue to develop the campus pub." "Junior" Vegas, and pummelled each other for 12 grueling Now that's a worthy cause. To improve on a pub Now that's impressive. rounds for the middleweight championship of the which has brought so much joy and pleasure to world. Both men were severely beaten, but the students is, shall we say, noble. "Chairman of 1988 ring committee." atrocities of boxing and their social implications do "Upgrading JMU's technological capabilities." Now there's a qualification one can hook on to with not compare to the fiasco of JMU's SGA elections. some confidence. Where would we be without those A select few may have missed the horror of the Hmm, that's not ambiguous. It probably means rings? political gauntlet between D-Hall and the union there will be more nifty tricks we can perform with the To further complicate matters, there were all of the Tuesday. I am envious. I wasn't one of the fortunate. I campus telephones or that we'll begin deploying our catchy campaign slogans. wasn't fast enough, rude enough, strong enough, o^ own version of the Strategic Defense Initiative. "Once Again, If s Time For Sayta." just plain smart enough to avoid being forced throughf[ If she would have lost, she could have changed her the political meat grinder. name and given it another go under the slogan, However, I was lucky enough to make it through the "Timex, she takes a licking and keeps on ticking. maddening throng with only several minor lacerations And how about the guy who ran under the slogan, and a couple of deep contusions. So there I stood, in a "IfJMU is wrong, I don't want to be right" daze, clutching hundreds of nasty liule paper leaflets of He might do better next time with the slogan, "If the all colors of the rainbow. voters are wrong, I don't want to be right" As I regained my senses, the weight of a great So I stood there, in limbo, as many of you must responsibility fell on my shoulders. "Begin 24-hour study areas." have. I had no idea of who to vote for. I was racked "Do your duty," said the not-so-little voice inside The grammatical fallacies aside, I saw the benefits with the wicked combination of the heavy burden of my head. "Vote! Vote! Vote or forever hold your the candidate was offering. Hey, I thought, that's a social responsibility and the mental emaciation of peace!" good one. After all, how often have you felt the urge indecision. The words boomed in my head. I was faced with a to study 24 hours a day? All of a sudden it dawned on me. I thought if I can social obligation of epic proportions. I had to carefully "Increase and improve athletic facilities." just make it out of the doors of the union I might be review the flood of information and make the decision I had to agree with the concept. The $500,000 able to weasle out of this heavy responsibility crap. I of who will serve the JMU community most Omniturf is not enough. (Let's put one more of those might be able to get away with not voting. effectively. My vote could propel JMU to new heights beautiful green monsters on the quad. Students could Not voting? I considered the many complex of greatness, or it could throw the structure of our more easily watch the Dukes practice, raising school implications of such a decision for a good second. student government into a disasterous nose dive that it spirit to new heights.) Maintenance of Omniturf is Then, very slowly, I turned around making sure to might never recover from. I felt pressure. much cheaper as well, even if you have to replace the avoid eye contact with anyone and made it to the I considered the campaign platforms of many knee-twisting carpets every few years. doors. Then, just as fast as my Nikes would carry me, candidates. The numbers of great ideas were After reviewing some of these important campaign I sprinted up the stairs by PC Dukes, behind the frightening. platforms a couple of qualifications stuck in my head. library, to freedom. FORUM , v : , :J : , , :■■■■■■■... . ■-■■--..:. ■ a^ " ftiBii; ;ii-yit f- --> - - ;-v-; Parking by Ashby's anti-coed attitude inane To the editor: to provide an outrageously decadent As for your flippant remark G PA has To the residents of Ashby Hall, lifestyle. concerning your alumni donations, if we would first like to say we are Not that we are adverse to partying, such a small issue (such as where sorry some of you are being mind you, but any individual truly you live) would weigh so heavily in some flaws bumped from your dorm. However, capable of partying can do it your decision to give, we hardly the letter which appeared in the anywhere, anyhow and anyway. think you would consider giving in April 2 issue of The Breeze We consider ourselves to have the first place. In addition, if this is expressed somewhat of an inane been extremely fortunate students indicative of your general attitude at attitude toward residence life at being provided the opportunity to school here, we believe Francis E. JMU. live on campus for the four years of Turner (director of admissions) may The purposes for attending an our undergraduate education. have made a mistake. .institution such as JMU should Students at comparable state include academic programs, institutions are only guaranteed Linda Ryder accreditation of schools, post- housing for their freshman year. graduate student graduate career planning and After this time, they are subject to a history placement and quality extra- lottery system which more than four other curricular activities, not the ability likely will force them off campus. signatures To the editor: those not "meeting the grade?" Yeah, that'll teach Parking according to a student's G.P.A.? The those lazy, irresponsible idiots! solution to a problem that needs great attention on this This plan does, however, have one flaw. It does not campus was so obvious that it was overlooked by include faculty. I propose a plan that would base an everyone with the exception of transportation buffs, instructor's parking status according to their salary. Dfi Clark and Gentile. After all, a professor earning less than $30,000 a year As a senior with a respectable "middle two" average, I should be more concerned with paying the bills than RKEflVE support the suggestion 100 percent. How nice it "cruising around." would be to see the traffic on campus cut in half or Jim Mauser *»' mm* >h* better by implementing this brilliant plan. 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The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987, page 29 Jones > (Continued from page 26) pect from a poetry reading. The didactic morality lesson I received the other evening was not poetry. It was, instead, an offensive tirade conducted in a near-revivalist atmosphere, complete with applause after evstt poem and even one gratuitous "Amen." No thanks. Look, I know we don't need racism in the United How do you capture the attention States. We don't need Cummings, Georgia, and we don't need incidents like the ones in Queens where a of one person black man was killed when he fled onto an interstate to escape a band of white supremacists. in a school ol nearly 10,000? But I also know we don't need to hear about this at a poetry reading. Yes, these things are terrible, but I hope that an audience at a poetry reading would be educated enough to know about these things already. I went there expecting poetry and not a commentary on the state of the union. Send a personal! Let me make it clear to you (if I haven't already) that this was an extremely unpleasant experience, one I can only hope Nikki Giovanni does not subject upon another unsuspecting audience. $2.00 per every 10 words ^ If I have inadvertantly made people angry through expressing my sincerity regarding Giovanni's Mail to The Breeze thru campus mail or "reading," well, good. Keep those cards and letters coming. You can reach me at the paper, but please, deliver to our office in Anthony-Seeger basement keep the scripture to a minimum. Thanks for listening. SMOKING Deadline for Thursday's paper is noon Tuesday. hurts your unborn child. Deadline for Monday's paper is noon Friday. 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SxiXVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVNVSXX ' < . • I r.KJ. • , »-»-»-•« '.*.^?..'.'..mtiH^..'.iiy.i iv- Page 30, The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987 Soviet embassy site used for spying embassies in Moscow and Washington, finally cutting new quarters for intelligence gathering. WASHINGTON (AP) — The Soviet Union has used a deal in 1969 during the Nixon administration. its new hilltop embassy complex for espionage since Washington officials say the Russians have lived in white marble residential buildings, including a United States intelligence officials say that no 1979, congressional and administration sources say, amount of precaution can prevent some eavesdropping. and a newly declassified State Department letter shows nine-story apartment building, in the new Soviet that concern about possible spying from the site dates Embassy complex for eight years. American diplomats Sen. Daniel Moynihan, D-N.Y., says the Soviets are back two decades. also are living in residential buildings in the new using the embassy to intercept U.S. communications. The letter, obtained by The Associated Press through Moscow complex, alongside the old embassy. The Mount Alto complex is well-situated to intercept the Freedom of Information Act, shows that in 1966, Espionage experts say the vantage point of the the "spill" from microwave transmissions, Moynihan the National Security Agency raised objections to Soviets' new embassy allows them to train sensitive said in an article published in this month's "Popular electronic ears at microwave communications channels giving the Soviets access to the site atop Mount Alto Mechanics" magazine. in a prime Washington neighborhood. used by the White House, the Pentagon, the CIA and President Reagan warned Tuesday that the Soviets other key American offices. The "spill" is a pattern of microwave signals about cannot occupy their new offices in Washington until A U.S. official noted that the nine-story apartment 30-40 feet wide that is not picked up by the dishes he resolves security questions surrounding the new building would have nearly the same vantage as the normally used to relay microwave signals. $191 million U.S. Embassy complex in Moscow. office structure. "Using a well-aimed parabolic dish antenna you can Administration officials, speaking on condition they The U.S. and Soviet governments took years to intercept this signal and pull it in. And that's just what not be identified, said the Soviets already are using the negotiate agreement on new sites for their respective they are doing," Moynihan said. WORLD Pope urges rights reforms in Argentina VIEDMA, Argentina (AP) — A His reference clearly was to the "dirty to defend their heritage. extend his hand to well-wishers. bishop suggested to the pope Tuesday war" of the late 1970s when the military In this small city on the vast regime hunted down suspected leftists Patagonian scrublands northern ridge, John Paul traveled later Tuesday to that the Argentine church had not Mendoza, a northwestern wine-growing always defended human rights and at and at least 9,000 people disappeared, the pontiff encouraged development of region, and made his first comments times neglected the poor, whose cause presumably killed. the nearly empty expanse. about divorce, which is expected to be a John Paul II has championed The bishop also told the pope that the The democratically elected leading topic during his six days in throughout the world. generally conservative Roman Catholic government of President Raul Alfonsin, Argentina. Bishop Miguel Hesayne of Viedma, hierarchy in Argentina "does not always whose inauguration in December 1983 The House of Deputies passed a bill standing with the pontiff on an outdoor identify itself with the poor, the needy ended nearly nine years of military rule, legalizing divorce last August, but last platform, said: "Let us never again have and the persecuted." plans to transfer the national capital month the Senate postponed to lament the deaths of young people from Buenos Aires, which has 10 consideration of it until John Paul — soldiers or civilians — 'disappeared The pope, in his remarks to the million people, to Viedma, population welcoming crowd, called for fairer leaves for home next Sunday. Argentina ones' or torture victims." 30,000. The move is intended to spur distribution of Argentina's natural provincial development is 90 percent Roman Catholic, but a Applause rose form the crowd massed bounty, advised farmworkers not to poll last year indicated 70 percent of in the sagebrush near the airport. migrate to the cities and urged Indians The pontiff paused to kiss babies and those questioned favor divorce. Bodies recovered from capsized ferry -ZEEBRUGGE, Beflgium (AP) — Divers Zeebrugge naval base where the bodies were taken allowing divers to enterN yesterday recovered about 123 bodies from the for indentification, said 19 British and Belgian divers The vessel sat about 1,006 yards from shore, "horrific" interior 6f the partially submerged British were "going full speed" in the effort to recover an where itjeapsized with more than 540 passengers ferry Herald of Free Enterprise. estimated 11 corpses believed to be still inside the aboard after water rushed through its bow loading vessel. The ferry capsized March 6 and was righted Olivier'Vanneste, governor of the province of doors. Sixty-one bodies were recovered in the days Tuesday. f West Flanders, said 63 bodies were retrieved immediately after the accident. overnight and about 60 were brought ashore after "It is absolutely disastrous and horrific inside," Many of the bodies recovered today were found dawn. That brought the number of confirmed dead said Commander Jack Birkelt, who was directing the along the upper decks where many passengers had from the ferry disaster to about 184. British Royal Navy diving team. congregated as the vessel left the harbor bound for Vanneste said none of the bodies brought out of There is virtually nothing remaining of how you Dover, England. Officials said they believed other the ferry today had been positively identifed. There would expect a ship to be. There is thick, gooey, bodies would be found in the lower decks, which was no immediate,explanation why he gave an black mud and it is putrid," he said. remain submerged and strewn with debris. approximate figure for the number of bodies Salvage crews on Tuesday used floating cranes and Authorities have said 348 people were believed to recovered in die daytime operation. giant barges to right the 7,951-ton ferry* whose keel have survived the accident However, they said die Roger van RanSbeeck, a spokesman at the rests on the bottom in about 30 fee* of water. count of survivors may be imprecise. "321" ,6 Ire/ 'itijrjir S*eei9 31T (f 905c The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987, page 31 NATION U.S. troops will remain in Honduras WASHINGTON (AP) — Reagan administration further escalation by Nicaragua's leftist Sandanista Honduras are appropriate and of a temporary but officials said Monday that while the U.S. military government and lead to a destabilizing militarization of indefinite nature." presence in Honduras is temporary, troops will remain Central America. The Pentagon is seeking $4.5 million for the 1988 indefinitely because they symbolize American Sasser told reporters his panel will carefully fiscal year, which begins Oct. I, as the first determination to support democracies in the face of a scrutinize administration requests for new military installment of a three-year program to upgrade growing military threat from Nicaragua. facilities in Honduras. "I think many of these requests facilities used by a 1,100-member U.S. support force Sen. James Sasser, D-Tenn., chairman of the Senate will be disallowed," he added. at the Honduran Air Force Base at Palmerola, about Appropriations subcommittee on military But Richard Armitage, assistant defense secretary for 100 miles northwest of Tegucigalpa, the capital, construction, said it is clear to him that the Pentagon international security affairs, testified: "In spite of The facilities include new barracks, a dining hall, is intent on making its Honduras facilties permanent. what some people erroneously term a permanent and recreational facilities, a medical clinic, a sewage He said he believes such a move will only cause overbearing military presence, our activities in system and supporting roads. WASHINGTON (AP) — Rep. Jack Kemp, a former professional football thai we lie defenseless against Soviet Kemp embarked Monday on his quarterback who is serving his ninth missiles," Kemp said as he formally Kemp to run conservative quest for the 1988 term in Congress from New York, also declared his candidacy with a speech in a Republican presidential nomination, pledged to oppose "any plan, from any crowded House Judiciary Committee for GOP bid vowing to support guerrilla movements quarter" to raise taxes, and strongly hearing room. around the world in the hope of advocated deployment of the "Star "The Strategic Defense Initiative is winning "back to freedom" nations now Wars" missile defense system. the greatest peace initiative of our time under communist rule. "The central dilemna of our day is and we can deploy it," he said. STATE Williamsburg slayings remain unsolved WILLIAMSBURG, VA (AP) — In the six months Thomas, 27, a Lowell, Mass., native who graduated throats had been slit, the FBI said. A medical since two women were found strangled and stabbed to from the U.S. Naval Academy in 1981, had been examiner's report listed strangulation and stabbing as death in a car along the Colonial Parkway, the FBI has discharged from the Navy in July with the rank of the causes of death. been flooded with tips but remains stumped by the lieutenant after working at Atlantic Fleet headquarters A jogger found the car down an embankment near crime. as an assistant protocal officer. She had just started a the York river, about seven miles from the college "We're doing the best we can. We're chasing every promising career as a stockbroker with Brokers campus. The inside of the car had been doused with a lead," said Jim Walters, a spokesman for the FBI office Securities Inc. in Norfolk. petroleum-based fluid, which the FBI has declined to in Norfolk. "We're still getting calls. The public is Dowski, 21 of Poughkeepsie, N.Y., had transferred identify publicly. still calling in." to William and Mary form Dickenson College in The FBI investigation remains active. Waters said, A few people even have confessed to the crime, but January 1986. She had planned on a career in although no one is working full-time on the case. they lacked enough information about the killings to international business. "It's difficult. Crimes of passion, which murder is, convince police they were guilty, Walters said. The two women, who were friends, were found slain really resolve themselves into two categories—those Cathleen Marian Thomas and Rebecca Ann Dowski Oct. 12 in Thomas' white Honda along the Colonial that are quickly and easily solved and those that are were last seen Oct. 9, 1986 leaving the campus of the Parkway, a federally owned, 23-mile scenic drive most problematical," he said. "There's simply a murder College of William and Mary, where Dowski was a connecting Jamestown and Yorktown. with no clues and that's what we have. senior majoring in business management. j They had rope markings on their necks and their "It will be a long time before we forget this one." BY THE WAY Man confesses role Circus tiger gives- birth in 1979 UFO fprankf during performance CINCINNATI (AP) — Circus fans had fallen free of the mother, between got more than they expected when a the field. "I brought the tamper to two handfuls of hay and placed it in LAKE CITY, Minn. (AP) — Nearly tiger gave birth during a Ringing the mother's cage. Then the next act simulate what would have been landing eight years after a man found two Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus began. gear setting down," Olson recalled scorched, flattened circles in his show. Pregnancy is difficult to deject in a cornfield that he claimed were evidence Monday. A tiger standing on a stool in the big cat, which might weigh 400 of a UFO landing, his uncle has Then he used the butane torch to ring Sunday gave birth as the pounds compared with a cub of less confessed to rigging it as a joke. singe the corn on the ground and performances began at Cincinnati's than a pound, said Barry Wakeman, David Olson, a 44-year-old chemist, surrounding the site. Riverfront Coliseum curator for education at the Cincinnati said he got the idea for the prank when He would have confessed immediately Spectators saw the tiny cub dangl- Zoo. Tigers normally give birth the topic of unidentified flying objects after his handiwork was discovered, but ing on the umbilical cord. When the easily, quickly and with little pain, arose at a family gathering in the the site was investigated immediately trainer saw what had happened, he he said. by the Wabasha County Sheriff, a summer of 1979. quickly moved the tigers to their The circus is now headed for Roch- That September, he says, he lugged a county extension agent and the Center cages. He picked up the cub, which ester, N.Y. butane torch and a posthole tamper into for UFO Studies of Evanston, 111. / ' Page 32, The Breeze, Thursday, April 9, 1987 COMBO INCLUDES A BIG! 12 SUB. A 1? I TWO ITEM PIZZA! AND FOUR 16 OZ CUPS OF COKE OR SPRITE COUPON tfo 0_ EGULAP $9.50 SAVINGS$O.^D WE RESERVE THE RIGHT WE RESERVE THE RIGHT WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO LIMIT OURII DELIVERY AREA )■ TO LIMIT OUR DELIVERY AREA ■ TO LIMIT OUR DELIVERY ARE> ■ ■■■ COUPON COUPON COUPON ■■■■