Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM
Sun Sep 11, 2011
06:00 IT IS WRITTEN HD WS PG
On A Wing and a Prayer Religious programme.
06:30 IT'S IN THE AIR 1938 Repeat G
It's In The Air
Rejected by the air force, a man assumes the identity of his sister's fiance who is already in the Army.
Starring: Jack Benny, Una Merkel
08:15 THE REBEL 1961 Repeat G
The Rebel (AKA: Call Me Genius) Anthony Hancock gives up his office job to become an abstract artist. He has a lot of enthusiasm, but little talent, and critics scorn his work.
Starring: George Sanders, Tony Hancock, Paul Massie, Margit Saad, Gregoire Aslan, Dennis Price
10:25 GOODBYE, MR CHIPS 1969 Repeat HD WS G
Goodbye, Mr Chips
Arthur Chipping a shy, withdrawn English school teacher falls in love with a flashy music hall star.
Starring: Peter O'Toole, Petula Clark, Michael Redgrave, Alison Leggatt
13:30 THE GARDEN GURUS Repeat WS G
The team give tips on feeding your plants to get best growth, introduce some new plant varieties and give tips on growing veggies just in time for spring. Plus, Trev gives a walk through Butchard Gardens telling the amazing story behind the gardens and its stunning colour plants.
14:00 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Jules takes a journey back to Peru to see how a village has fared since a volunteer holiday he took 5 years ago. Dermott s off to Norway in search of the awesome King Crab; Kate Ceberano spends a night on the original Queen Mary ship which is said to be haunted, and we take a look at art holidays in the Barossa Valley and Sunshine Coast.
14:30 DOLLY PARTON LIVE FROM LONDON Repeat WS PG
Dolly Parton Live From London
In anticipation of the upcoming Australian tour in November, join us as we go to the 02 Arena in London for the 2008 European Dolly Parton show where she performs all of her classics including Jolene, Here You Come Again, Islands in the Stream, 9 to 5, I Will Always Love You and more. You won t want to miss this one.
15:30 THE LONG SHIPS 1963 Repeat HD WS PG
The Long Ships Viking brothers Rolf and Orm are hunting for a mythical golden bell. However, to achieve this they have stolen the King's ship and abducted his daughter. But the Prince of the Moors is hot on their trail.
Starring: Richard Widmark, Sidney Poitier, Rosanna Schiaffino, Russ Tamblyn, Oscar Homolka, Colin Blakely
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
If at Last You Do Succeed
When Stan finally has a successful business venture, he grows tired of being browbeaten by Dorothy.
18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G
Oxford Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?
19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G
Sandy s policeman boyfriend, Harry, calls by the house to tell Sandy some important news. Meanwhile, Alistair who has had dates with both girls in the household suddenly realises he wants Judith and that he should settle down. 20:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Alistair has finally proposed marriage to Judith and has been accepted. Jean is naturally delighted for her daughter while Lionel s father, Rocky and Mrs Bale prepare for the big event in the village.
20:30 IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER 1993 HD WS M
In the Name of the Father
Sometimes it's only through the greatest of tragedies and the gravest of injustices that human beings learn to relate to each other honestly and openly. In a searing, true-life drama of criminal injustice; a father and son come to an intimate understanding of each other through shared sufferings.
Starring: Daniel Day Lewis, Emma Thompson
Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Strong Violence
23:20 9/11 STATE OF EMERGENCY Captioned Repeat HD WS M
9/11 STATE OF EMERGENCY
On 9/11 the world changed forever and America was tested as never before - putting the judgment, values, bravery and ability to react of leaders and ordinary men and women alike under intense scrutiny. Offering a minute by minute account of that day, this special follows a range of people - some very famous, some very private and discovers how they behaved and how well they believe they responded.
Cons.Advice: Realistic Violence
01:15 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Rachel's Going Away Party As Rachel prepares to leave for Paris, the gang host a farewell where she takes each person aside to offer a private goodbye. But when one friend is left out he takes offence.
01:45 GEM PRESENTS Repeat PG
Adam Harvey: Falling into Place
Music Special.
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
If at Last You Do Succeed
When Stan finally has a successful business venture, he grows tired of being browbeaten by Dorothy.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Sep 12, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The One With Rachel's Going Away Party As Rachel prepares to leave for Paris, the gang host a farewell where she takes each person aside to offer a private goodbye. But when one friend is left out he takes offence.
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The Last One - Part 1
It's their last day together and it's one momentous event and there are a few last minute surprises. Even as the friends make major decisions about their futures, they share a bond that will last forever - no matter where their paths lead.
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
Murder in F Sharp Dennis Stanton investigates when a prominent pianist's wife is murdered shortly after the pianists hands are badly burnt.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 MISTER TEN PER CENT 1967 Repeat G
Mister Ten Per Cent
When a builder writes a serious drama, the world views it as a comedy and it turns into a huge success.
Starring: Charles Drake, Wanda Ventham, John Le Mesurier, Derek Nimmo, Anthony Nicholls
13:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat PG
Alicia Keys
Music Special.
14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M
Year Of The Snake The murder of an illegal immigrant leads undercover to a brothel trading in sex slaves and a missing girl suffering from Stockholm syndrome.
Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Truth Or Dare
Predators are everywhere on Drovers Run as Dave's brother drops from the sky.
Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Snap Out Of It
Dorothy tries to convince an aging hippie shut-in to come out of his apartment.
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy
Blanche's former nanny, Viola Watkins, reveals a shocking fact about Big Daddy.
17:00 TOP DESIGN Captioned Repeat WS PG
(*Series Final*)
Only three contestants are left and the toughest challenge has been saved for last: designing a three-bedroom house for real clients. The stakes are high and not just for the contestants. They are playing to win $100,000 and the fabulous design tour, visiting famous design landmarks and meeting some of the best designers in the world. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The Last One - Part 2 Chandler and Monica prepare to move out of the urban core of the New York to a leisurely suburb, and Joey loses Duck Jr and Chick Jr in the football table.
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy
Ross' Star Wars fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confide in Rachel.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 SURVIVAL WS PG
Ray Mears explores the secret life of animals in this fascinating series documenting the world's top predators. Gain a rich insight into their habits and lifestyles as he follows them at remarkably close quarters in their natural habitats; some of the richest playgrounds in the world, set amid breath-taking scenery and home to an array of wildlife.
20:30 UNDER SURVEILLANCE Captioned Repeat WS M
Charlotte's Web
Six years ago Swedish model, Charlotte Lindstrom made the biggest mistake of her life. In an explosive first, hear the murderous plot and the dramatic length she went to, to save her fiance - one of Australia s biggest drug manufactures. This is the story of a young woman prepared to do anything for love. Learn how police infiltrated Charlotte's plan to murder two key witnesses and see incredible footage of the events that led to the socialite s dramatic arrest.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Drug References
21:30 KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A. Captioned Repeat WS MA
Le Bistro
Chef Ramsay visits a high end Bistro in Lighthouse Point, FL. Stubborn chef and owner Andy has cooked for high end chefs in the past but since opening Le Bistro has lost his passion for cooking. Andy doesn t respond well to Gordon s criticisms and tempers flare.
Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language
22:30 THE BIG C HD WS M
Cats and Dogs Paul's layoff has Cathy concerned about their financial situation and she considers pawning her jewellery, but a surprise encounter with Lee causes her to reconsider.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
23:00 WEEDS HD WS MA
Fingers Only Meat Banquet Silas and Nancy's lawyer assist her in getting to California as her custody battle with Jill heats up. Meanwhile, Andy's relationship takes an intriguing turn.
Cons.Advice: Very Coarse Language, Drug Use, A Sex Scene
23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The Last One - Part 2 Chandler and Monica prepare to move out of the urban core of the New York to a leisurely suburb, and Joey loses Duck Jr and Chick Jr in the football table.
00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy
Ross' Star Wars fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confide in Rachel.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Ballad for a Blue Lady
Jessica gets enmeshed in feuds, infidelity, and murder in Nashville.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams 01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Snap Out Of It
Dorothy tries to convince an aging hippie shut-in to come out of his apartment.
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy
Blanche's former nanny, Viola Watkins, reveals a shocking fact about Big Daddy.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Tue Sep 13, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The Last One - Part 2 Chandler and Monica prepare to move out of the urban core of the New York to a leisurely suburb, and Joey loses Duck Jr and Chick Jr in the football table.
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy
Ross' Star Wars fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confide in Rachel.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
Family Doctor A quiet dinner out for Seth and Jessica ends abruptly when he is forced to care for an injured Mafia kingpin. Will Seth and Jessica survive?
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 ALL THE WAY UP 1970 PG
All The Way Up
Fred Midway may be a bit short on brains but he's got plenty of ambition. However, before he can gain promotion as a salesman he must make his family more socially acceptable.
Starring: Warren Mitchell, Vanessa Howard, Richard Briers, Adrienne Posta
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References
14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M
Head On After partying all night to celebrate passing her Constable exams, Chris is involved in a car smash which leaves a young boy permanently disabled.
Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
The King And I
Jodi's world is turned upside down when she receives a birthday gift from the late Jake Mcleod.
Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Feelings Dorothy attracts severe criticism for refusing to pass a star football player in the high school English Literature course which she is teaching.
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Zborn Again Dorothy resists Stan's attempts at reconciliation after he finally hits it big; Rose asks Sophia for help with dealing with an annoying co-worker.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where No One's Ready
Monica tries to contact her old beau Richard when she mistakenly thinks an old phone message is new.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Jam
Monica discovers a secret about Joey; Ross offers Chandler advice on the 'hug and roll' manoeuvre.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 LION COUNTRY HD WS PG
David Youldon and the team oversee a potentially dangerous introduction at the African Lion & Environmental Research Trust in Zimbabwe when two-year-old Sango meets a pair of bigger and stronger brothers called Echo and Etosha. The reserve also welcomes two new arrivals - cubs Bhubesi and Batoka.
20:00 CHEETAH KINGDOM HD WS PG
A seven-month-old cub called Quattro needs urgent help after being hit by a car, and Dave Houghton worries that the animal may have head trauma and arranges for X-rays on a suspected broken leg. The team also prepares to track the first five cheetahs released into the Okonjima Wildlife Reserve.
20:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G As the day of Judith and Alistair s wedding approaches, the women are putting the final touches to their plans. Meanwhile, a minor hitch occurs when the best man breaks his leg.
21:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Despite all Jean and Sandy s efforts, Harry has still not proposed. Meanwhile, Jean is considering asking Sandy to take over as office manager at the secretarial agency.
21:30 SENSING MURDER Captioned Repeat WS M
Fallen Angel
Psychics Sue Nicholson, Deb Malone and Cruickshank investigate the cruel murder of pregnant mother Angela Blackmoore. Angela was at home with her two year old son when someone entered her house and stabbed her 39 times.
22:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years.
23:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes that haven t been cleaned for years - going through layers of grime and muck.
23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where No One's Ready
Monica tries to contact her old beau Richard when she mistakenly thinks an old phone message is new.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Jam
Monica discovers a secret about Joey; Ross offers Chandler advice on the 'hug and roll' manoeuvre.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Murder in F Sharp Dennis Stanton investigates when a prominent pianist's wife is murdered shortly after the pianists hands are badly burnt.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Feelings Dorothy attracts severe criticism for refusing to pass a star football player in the high school English Literature course which she is teaching. 02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Zborn Again Dorothy resists Stan's attempts at reconciliation after he finally hits it big; Rose asks Sophia for help with dealing with an annoying co-worker.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Wed Sep 14, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One Where No One's Ready
Monica tries to contact her old beau Richard when she mistakenly thinks an old phone message is new.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Jam
Monica discovers a secret about Joey; Ross offers Chandler advice on the 'hug and roll' manoeuvre.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
Suspicion of Murder
Dennis Stanton must prove his innocence when he is accused of murdering a flames estranged husband.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 MRS HARRIS 2005 Repeat HD WS M
Mrs Harris Based on the sensational 1980s media event, famed cardiologist Herman Tarnower meets a particularly brutal end at the hands of his jilted lover, Jean Harris.
Starring: Annette Bening, Ben Kingsley, Frances Fisher, Cloris Leachman
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language, A Sex Scene
14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M
The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter Harris' obsession with Angie's new partner spirals out of control when one of the Undercover units falls victim to the serial killer.
Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Intentions
Dave is blackmailed by a student and has to fight to save his career.
Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
Sophia decides to become a nun to honour a friend who recently passed away.
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Mrs. George Devereaux Blanche's late husband George suddenly turns up, claiming to have faked his own death, while Dorothy finds herself caught in a love triangle with two celebrities.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel
When Phoebe poses as Joey's agent, she lands him a job and he asks her to represent him fulltime.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With Frank Jr. The gang asks the question "What five celebrities would appear on your 'freebie' list?" Guest stars Isabella Rossellini.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. EXTREME MAKEOVER: WEIGHT LOSS 19:30 EDITION Captioned WS PG
Alex
A 459-lb. teenager whose mother has cancer vows to lose weight, get healthy and make his mum proud.
20:30 WILD CARIBBEAN Repeat WS PG
Hurricane Hell Perils of hurricanes, beginning in June and ending in November, including winds over 150 mph, huge storm surges and torrential rain.
21:30 THE CLOSER HD WS M
Forgive Us Our Trespasses
The team snoop into the death of a minister, but their investigation is jeopardized by the victim's own shady secrets and his family's efforts to protect his name and their church. Meanwhile, all but one member of the unit receive a civil-suit subpoena as suspicions and tensions begin to grow within the squad.
Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Robert Gossett
22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES HD WS M
Don't Hate the Player
Jane and Maura cover all the bases when a baseball coach is found dead in the locker room. The gloves are off, as the death comes just as a star player and the team owners are locked in a heated battle to control the team.
Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lorraine Bracco, Lee Thompson Young
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Family Doctor A quiet dinner out for Seth and Jessica ends abruptly when he is forced to care for an injured Mafia kingpin. Will Seth and Jessica survive?
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
Sophia decides to become a nun to honour a friend who recently passed away.
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Mrs. George Devereaux Blanche's late husband George suddenly turns up, claiming to have faked his own death, while Dorothy finds herself caught in a love triangle with two celebrities. 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Thu Sep 15, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel
When Phoebe poses as Joey's agent, she lands him a job and he asks her to represent him fulltime.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With Frank Jr. The gang asks the question "What five celebrities would appear on your 'freebie' list?" Guest stars Isabella Rossellini.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
Moving Violation
Sheriff Metzer defies political pressure and arrests an ambassador's son for various charges, including reckless driving, and trying to bribe an officer. Later, the son is found dead, and Metzger finds himself charged with murder.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 TILL DEATH US DO PART 1968 Repeat PG
Till Death Us Do Part Chronicles the history of the Garnett family from the war with Hitler, to a later and more sporting battle with some Germans during the football World Cup.
Starring: Warren Mitchell, Dandy Nichols, Una Stubbs
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language
14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M
After The Fact (*Season Final*)
Angie frantically tries to clear her lover's name while Harris works equally hard to convict him as the serial killer.
Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Stranger Than Fiction
Moira predicts a wave of terrible trouble - and Moira is never wrong.
Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
Sophia asks Blanche for tips on how to please her boyfriend Tony.
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Stand By Your Man
Blanche makes a date with a man she meets at a library, not realizing that he is confined to a wheelchair.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Flashback
In a series of flashbacks, the friends recall secrets from their past.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Race Car Bed
Joey draws on his wealth of experience to teach a class 'Acting for Soap Operas'.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 JOANNA LUMLEY'S NILE HD WS G
Joanna reaches Khartoum where she meets the famous Whirling Dervishes and experiences a Dukhan, a Sudanese beauty treatment for women using wood smoke. Khartoum is also where the Blue Nile flows into the White Nile.
20:30 A DREAM HOME ABROAD WS PG
Banks
A Dream Home Abroad is an observational documentary series following 10 families as they battle to build their dream home out of a derelict shell. Every year Britons move permanently to other European countries, in particular France, Spain and Italy the three locations for the series.
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language
21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS M
Glasgow
The doctors' head to Scotland to offer advice on all the blush inducing conditions Glaswegians are too ashamed to seek help for. But back in the main clinic Dr Christian sees a tiny problem which is causing huge embarrassment.
Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity
22:30 SEX EDUCATION WS TB Hosted by straight-talking Anna Richardson, this series aims to improve the nation's carnal knowledge by offering candid advice on a wide range of sexual issues and problems.
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG
Suspicion of Murder
Dennis Stanton must prove his innocence when he is accused of murdering a flames estranged husband.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
Sophia asks Blanche for tips on how to please her boyfriend Tony.
02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G
04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG
Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.
05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Stand By Your Man
Blanche makes a date with a man she meets at a library, not realizing that he is confined to a wheelchair.
05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Fri Sep 16, 2011
06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.
09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.
09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Flashback
In a series of flashbacks, the friends recall secrets from their past.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Race Car Bed
Joey draws on his wealth of experience to teach a class 'Acting for Soap Operas'.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG
Who Killed J. B. Fletcher?
A fan, posing as Jessica, is arrested and later murdered.
Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams
12:00 THE PICASSO SUMMER 1969 Repeat PG
The Picasso Summer
A young couple whose lives are dominated by their idol, Picasso decide they would like to visit him in the South of France. They try to get an audience, but have no success. Their frustration leads to a quarrel, with the young husband running off to Spain, where he believes he has encountered the real Picasso.
Starring: Albert Finney, Yvette Mimieux, Luis Miguel Dominguín
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes
14:00 SEA PATROL Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Welcome Aboard
This action drama follows the exciting high sea adventures of the Royal Australian Navy Patrol Boat Service. Executive Officer Lieutenant Kate McGregor and Bosun's Mate Spider Webb are on their first patrol aboard HMAS Hammersley, and in these first days they'll encounter sea sickness, boardings, practical jokes, shipmates lost at sea, and what may turn out to be a marine scientist's suspicious death.
Starring: Lisa Mccune, Ian Stenlake, Jeremy Linsay Taylor
15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Twelve And A Half Hours Behind
Tess returns to Drovers to discover she is ten weeks pregnant, but an even bigger shock is in store.
Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani
16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Ebbtide's Revenge
When Sophia's son Phil dies, she must deal with her animosity towards his widow, Angela.
16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
The Bloom Is Off The Rose
Rose and Miles decide that they need more adventure in their relationship, so they take up skydiving.
17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG
Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Giant Poking Device
Monica accidently injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD PG
The One With The Football A good-natured football game reveals some serious rivalries; Monica and Ross compete for the 'Geller Cup' while Joey and Chandler compete for a Dutch girl.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc
19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.
19:30 THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE Captioned Repeat WS PG
Tonight our farmers take a fresh approach to love. They are taking their favourites off the farm for romantic overnight dates. While love is defiantly in the air for some, for others competing for one farmer s heart proves too much to handle.
20:30 UNDERBELLY: RAZOR Captioned Repeat HD WS M
The Darlinghurst Outrage
Phil Jeffs faces the hangman s noose for a scandalous crime that has all of Razorhurst guessing; Kate Leigh and Tilly Devine compete over control of Phil Jeff s lucrative cocaine trade; Australia s first female cop takes on the male establishment to get justice for a rape victim, and Eileen Leigh offers to manage one of her mother s sly-grog shops, with humiliating results.
Starring: Danielle Cormack, Chelsie Preston Crayford, Anna McGahan, Jack Campbell, John Batchelor, Khan Chittenden, Richard Brancatisano
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language, Drug Use, Nudity
21:30 PRIME SUSPECT WS M Detective Superintendent Jane Tennison's investigation of the murder of a Bosnian refugee leads her to one, or possibly two, Serbian war criminals determined to silence the last witness to a massacre a decade before.
Starring: Helen Mirren, Oleg Menshikov, Ben Miles
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Frequent Violence, Some Coarse Language
23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:30 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!
02:00 DULCIMA 1971 PG
Dulcima A Farmer's daughter reluctantly moves in with a persistent, lecherous old miser.
Starring: Carol White, John Mills, Bernard Lee
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References
04:00 TILL DEATH US DO PART 1968 Repeat PG
Till Death Us Do Part Chronicles the history of the Garnett family from the war with Hitler, to a later and more sporting battle with some Germans during the football World Cup.
Starring: Warren Mitchell, Dandy Nichols, Una Stubbs
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language Sat Sep 17, 2011
06:00 THE PICASSO SUMMER 1969 Repeat PG
The Picasso Summer
A young couple whose lives are dominated by their idol, Picasso decide they would like to visit him in the South of France. They try to get an audience, but have no success. Their frustration leads to a quarrel, with the young husband running off to Spain, where he believes he has encountered the real Picasso.
Starring: Albert Finney, Yvette Mimieux, Luis Miguel Dominguín
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes
08:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS WS G
Home shopping programme.
09:00 PASSPORT TO PIMLICO 1949 Repeat G
Passport To Pimlico
An ancient treaty enables a small group of people to form their own bounded territory in the middle of London.
Starring: Stanley Holloway, Margaret Rutherford
10:50 THE CRUEL SEA 1953 Repeat WS PG
The Cruel Sea
The World War II adventures of a British convoy escort ship and its officers.
Starring: Jack Hawkins, Donald Sinden, Denholm Elliott, John Stratton
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
13:25 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG
Ebbtide's Revenge
When Sophia's son Phil dies, she must deal with her animosity towards his widow, Angela.
13:55 GOOD GUYS AND THE BAD GUYS 1969 Repeat PG
Good Guys And The Bad Guys An aging marshal and an aging outlaw, onetime enemies, join forces in order to thwart the efforts of a band of young outlaws.
Starring: Robert Mitchum, George Kennedy, David Carradine, Martin Balsam
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language
15:50 ASSAULT ON A QUEEN 1966 Captioned Repeat G
Assault On A Queen A female adventurer and her ruthless companion talk an ex-submarine officer into joining them in raising a sunken German sub.
Starring: Frank Sinatra, Virna Lisi, Tony Franciosa, Richard Conte, Reginald Denny
18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS PG
Sister Of The Bride
Blanche's homosexual brother, Clayton, plans a commitment ceremony with his boyfriend, Doug.
18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G
Dumfries House, Ayrshire Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?
19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G
Blackpool 2 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?
20:30 CSI: NY Captioned HD WS M
Point Of View Mac's at home recuperating from an injury and witnesses a neighbour s suspicious activity, which leads to murder.
Starring: Gary Sinise, Sela Ward, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper
Cons.Advice: Some Violence 21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Permanent Vacation When 18 year old Brian Partney is murdered in a hotel elevator while on vacation with his parents, Horatio suspects Brian was randomly killed as a gang initiation.
22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M
Go to Hell
The team investigates a girl whose whole family has been killed and she is supposedly possessed by the devil.
Starring: Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes
23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.
00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!
01:50 THE CRUEL SEA 1953 Repeat WS PG
The Cruel Sea
The World War II adventures of a British convoy escort ship and its officers.
Starring: Jack Hawkins, Donald Sinden, Denholm Elliott, John Stratton
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
04:10 GOOD GUYS AND THE BAD GUYS 1969 Repeat PG
Good Guys And The Bad Guys An aging marshal and an aging outlaw, onetime enemies, join forces in order to thwart the efforts of a band of young outlaws.
Starring: Robert Mitchum, George Kennedy, David Carradine, Martin Balsam
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language