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Peaceful and exhilarating... Wisconsin Paddling and listening to the OCOM Wisconsin River. Gazette page 28 PROGRESSIVE. ALTERNATIVE. August 11, 2016 Vol. 7 No. 20 O,, 'Tr • T. ••• 1 '4Immint Imo •Th rr 4 mas trans ormst trash to treasure page 2 8 Environmental assaults 10 Voting wrongs 24 Wisconsin 36 The Dish Natural Resources Board approves Appeals court puts hold on Sound WiG checks out a land swap with Walker donor and decision giving voters an Joey Grihalva new brewpub in what critics call continuation of alternative to state's wraps up a few Riverwest an' - weak regulations for clean water. photo ID law. GOP now busy weeks new locavor seeks to undo on the state's style eatery separate ruling music scene, cocktail bar/ for voters' rights. including Mile of bakery on Music 4, which Madison's featured a hip- Capitol hop showcase Square. curated by Lex Allen. WISCONSINGAZETTE.COM is August 11, 2016 News with a twist WIGWAG By Lisa Neff and Louis Weisberg BIEBER TURNS DOWN RNC alleged marijuana pos- emoticons like Hillary Clinton in a horse stable had been storing a sweet snack. An officer moni- Justin Bieber turned down $5 session. a snappy red pantsuit or sporting manure in large piles that fre- toring the area for drug activity million to perform a 45-minute a T-shirt that reads, "The future quently spontaneously combust- stopped the motorist and noticed set for Republican donors during REDNECKS HOLD is female." And be ready to text ed in the excessive heat and dry four flakes of glaze on the floor- the party's convention in Cleve- SUMMER GAMES back with a cartoon Clinton as conditions. Prevailing winds car- board that she suspected were land. According to TMZ, Bieber There were no world-class "Rosie the Riveter." ried the odor of burning manure pieces of crystal meth. The flakes initially considered the offer. But athletes or top-notch sporting through neighbors' windows. It turned out to be from a Krispy his manager and recording label venues, but there was cold beer, WAXING POLITICAL took three fire departments two Kreme doughnut — not nearly urged him to decline, saying the barbecue and a muddy tug-of-war Madame Tussauds DC recent- hours to douse the burning poop. as addictive but much higher in gig was "100 percent political." at the event formerly known as ly released the first images of calories. the Redneck Olympics. The event the clay-head sculpts of Donald COOL COPS, GOOD HUMOR HATE WHEN now is officially known as the Trump and Hillary Clinton. Dis- The Boston Police Department APRIL 1? OR AUG.11? THAT HAPPENS "Redneck (Blank)" after the real played face-to-face, the Clinton rolled out a unique tool in its cam- WiGWag recently received a A 22-year-old Florida woman Olympics threatened to sue over and Trump heads were built on paign to thaw community rela- review copy of a new e-book titled ended up in the hospital after the use of "Olympics." The event wire frames that support the tions and bring citizens and cops Donny Trumpet Goes to the Elec- shooting herself in the hand while also featured bobbing for pig's busts upright. But only one of the together. The department this tion: The Story of a Yuge Yellow Bird making a Snapchat video of her- feet, a greased watermelon haul, candidates will be immortalized summer unveiled an ice cream by Nazan Sattci and released by self posing with a 40-caliber pis- toilet seat horseshoes, a wife- in full-figure wax. In keeping with truck as part of its patrol fleet. Fairy Hill Publishing. Sattci says tol. hauling contest and free mud runs tradition, the museum will create The truck is part of the Operation she didn't intend to write about for big-tired trucks. a figure of the 45th president Hoodsie Cup community policing the 2016 presidential race, but WEIRD PRIORITIES in time for the inauguration in effort, which has distributed hun- Birdland is populated by feath- Police in Lexington, Kentucky, OMG HRC January. dreds of thousands of ice cream ered folk who resemble Jeb Bush, say a group of men armed with Yeah, yeah, many tweeted cups donated by a local dairy. Bernie Sanders, John Kasich, Ted semi-automatic weapons and #ImWithHer and #ShesWithMe HOT MESS Cruz, Barack Obama and Hillary wearing body armor showed up during Hillary Clinton's historic This summer has been so hot SUGAR RUSH? Clinton. And then there's Donny at a Wal-Mart store talking about acceptance speech at the Demo- and dry in upstate New York that Police in Orlando, Florida, Trumpet, a yellow bird who dis- doomsday. Police were called to cratic National Convention in July. horse poop is bursting into flames arrested a 64-year-old man on parages the other candidates, the scene by witnesses concerned But how many were at the ready in the Finger Lakes region. Local drug charges after a traffic stop. threatens violence and pledges about a baby — neither armed with Hillarymoji? The new key- officials received multiple calls The man had dropped off a neigh- to ban migratory species from nor wearing armor — traveling board for smartphones debuted complaining of smell and smoke bor at a hospital for chemothera- Birdland's skies. This one is prob- in a car with the men. Police had on Apple's App Store earlier this coming from a burning pile of py and then stopped on the way ably not on any back-to-school no problem with the guns or the summer. So kids, look for your horse manure at a property in the home at a convenience store to reading list. armor but did issue citations for auntie or your nana to be texting town of Throop. The owners of pick up a friend — and apparently Q21(ezteyeV- Weddings Marcus Hotels & Resorts is proud to help you celebrate your special day. Experience a beautiful celebration at any of our downtown hotels — each offering its own unique charm and elegance — and take home a lifetime of wonderful memories. Consult with our wedding specialists by calling A is 414.390.3802. 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FARM 9014 long-term care programs for the elderly and and Vilas counties in 2017 and expanded to disabled will be expanded to all 72 counties Dane County in early 2018.