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Los Alamos EAP students Hot off the grill contrad return from China will go to SARS scare initiated recall of highest bid 43 who were studying abroad By EVAN McLAUGHUN blings of government cover-ups" News Editor regarding the reponed severi ty University of of MS. A professor at Peking Forty-three OIversity of Ul1Iver I!y, one of the EAP host California Califorllla student returned universities in Beijing, had also from China last week after the been recently diagnosed with the must compete University suspended its disea e. Educaoon broad Program In " We had communica ti ons for jon Beipng following the increa 109 with twO UC sta ffers, both of outbreak of evcre Acute whom fel t that the SlnlatJon had By THOMAS NEELEY Respi racory Syndrome In the deteriorated to the pOint where regIon. they no longer felt it was safe for Senior Staff Writer ne student has decided co the tudents to remain," said Ending several months of stay In BeiJIng, and as a result has EAP poke person Bruce Ilanna. peculation, Energy Secretary Withdrawn from the Univer ity UC officials noofied students Spencer Abraham announced on of California, an EAP spokesper­ enrolled in EAP Beijing on April April 30 that the contract to man­ son said. 17 that they were to decide Tyler Huff/Guardian UC officials say they have whether or not to leave immedi­ age Los Alamos ational Velan feast: John MUIr College senior MIChael Pessls (left) receives d been monitoring SAR 's ately - within one day. The Uni­ Laboratory will be made open to vegan meal at the Festival of India on Apnl 28 on Library Walk. competitive bidding, and that the progress since March, but decid­ versity asked that students sign University of California will have ed to suspend the program in and return the "Education to compete in order to retain the mid-April because of an increase Abroad Program Suspension contract. in cases, the recent severity of Agreement," a document outlin- Although he praised the man­ SAR ymptoms in persons agement improvements made by under age 60 and the "faint rum- See EAP, Page Watts reinstated as the University of California, Abraham maintained that the uni­ WCSC president--elect versity bears responsibility for the laboratory's management failures. "Given that responsibility and Gallagher, new council Current president dismisses the wide pread nature of the problems charges disqualifying Watts uncovered at begin term April 30 Lo Alamos, I By STEVENwm be dismissed." intend to open Many seats still unfilled as new Staff Writer Watts had appealed the prll the manage­ I Warren College Judicial Boa rd ment of Lo members are sworn into office After being di qualified, deci ion ruling that he had VIOlat­ Alamos to full Warren College Student Council ed c1eenon bylaw, whl ch diS­ competition president-elect Daniel Watts was qualified him from office. In the when the cur­ reinstated into position after initial hearing, the \Varren rent contract WC C PreSident Donald College Judicial Board, III a Spencer expires, " Povieng dl missed the case on three-co-one deCISIOn, found that Abraham Abraham said appeal on pril 30. \, am had vlOlJtcd bvlaw~ by Depanment of in a statement. The WC is the appellate campaiglllng on his ' \\ 'a rre~ Energy Secretary The current body that was suppo ed co hear College TclcVl ion show "Perfect contract with Watts' ca e. However, before the ViSIOn ." the university is set to end III hearing could take place, "This how why I should be eptember 2005. Povieng decided to dismis the V arren ollege nldent Council The University of California case against \Vam based on Pre ident. I am Willing to tand has managed the ew Mexico lab­ "procedural and substantive bia up to the adrruni trators," \Vatts oratory uninterrupted since It and violation of the defendant's aid after the deci Ion. incepuon in 1943 . The laboratory rights CO due process and breach Watts claimed hiS rights of employs 7,600 people and has an of contract," thereby reversing due process and tho e to an unbi­ annual budget of $ 1.6 billion. The the decision of the judiCial a cd hearing were Vlolated when University of Califorrua also man­ board. procedural bylaws were not fol ­ ages Lawrence Berkeley National "The bylaws must be strictly lowed regarding presentation of Laboratory and Lawrence followed," Povieng aid in hi evidence, and belllg informed of Livermore Nauonal Laboratory. wrinen decision on Watts' appeal. the time, date and place of the Abraham noted that the "If a defendant's rights are University of California is still eli­ )mica HortoII/Cuordion infringed upon, the charges must ee WArn, Page 7 gible for the contra t and said that New business: From left to nght A.S. President Jeremy GaUagher, VICe President he "strongly agreed" that the uni ­ ChriSllne Pae and ExecutJve Assistant Tracy M. Phillips srt In on the new counal. ver ity should compete for the lab­ oratory. By CLAYTON WOIFOLK ervice Kelly Va ant and "1 categori ca lly reject the WEATHER SURF Commis ioner of Enterprise SPOKEN notion that competition i a repu­ Senior Staff Writer perations Jeremy ogan were REPORT diation of an incumbent contrac­ New A.. President Jeremy the only other new officers to ~My decision is to tor or that an in umbent contrac­ Paul Gallagher and the new A.S. take office until the end of the Mayl ror is inherently incapable of pre­ ~ allow any individ; Council took office on April 30, current term, which rema ins May 1 'MIld. W 10 kt vailing in a competition," W1d waves I It. or less following the 2002-03 counci l's partially incomplete due to the H 65 l55 H 65 l57 ua1 to apply and Abraham said. 6nal meeting. A.. Election ommittee's dis­ Swell. SW 2 It. In a written statement dated Vice President Internal Jenn qualification of all candidates . .. be appointed." April 30, UC President Richard Pac, Vice President Finance Eric running on the rudent First! May 1 C. Atkinson left open the question Webster, Commis ioner of late. -~,.... 'ItInd S 10 SW 10 kL Athletics Jordan Cross, ..,J ..,. W'ldWMS. I It. SweI: SW 10 W 2 It. Su ALAMOS. PIJIt 7 Commissioner of Srudent ee COUNCIL. P"lt J H64l59 H6Sl56 AS.r.:... ZNEW THE U D GUARDIAN THURSDAY, MAY I, Z003 THUR DAY, MAY I. 2003 THE UCSD GUARDIAN NEWS 3 BRIEFLY Academic Senate addresses romance Council: Appointing ETCETERA ••• replacements is a priority Online library catalogue The UC Writing Institute has been in Faculty conduct, teaching awards discussed development for the past two years and is continued from page I Appointments will also be made launched for UC system the result of work completed by faculty from By USAMAK dents," said Joel Dimsdale, chair The change is not expected to Vacancies in the positions of vice for junior senators for John Nllllr UCSC, UC Berkeley, UCLA. UC Santa Barbara Staff Writer of the San Diego division of the impede engineering majors' president external and commission­ College, Revelle College, The new online Melvyl-T catalog, which and UC Davis. Academic Senate. progress toward the completion of ers of srudent advocacy, program­ Thurgood Marshall College and will allow Califomia Digitaf Library patrons to An amendment providing According to Dimsdale, the their degree, since most students ming, academic affairs, diver ity Earl Warren College, and a sopho­ search more than 23 million records for UCSD Lit Professor receives r------,r------~ r------~f additional wording in the Faculty amendment addres e issues that bring in units through AP or affairs and communications were more senator for Warren. matenal held by the libraries of the 10 UC • Code of Conduct to directly are subtly different from those of transfer credit to meet the lower­ temporarily filled with the interim Vice President Finance Eric campuses, was rolled out April 23. Guggenheim Fellowship - address romantic and sexual rela­ sexual harassment. The effort for division requirements. Of this appointments of incumbent officers Webster, an independent candidate Compared to the legacy Melo,yl catalog. tion hip between faculty mem­ such an amendment began in year's 121 entering engineering at the meeting. during elections, expressed excite­ which will continue operating until Au~ust UCSD Professor of Comparative Literature bers and students was the target of 1983 ; it eventually lost steam and majors, only nine students did not Permanent appointments will ment at taking office and said that 2003, Melvyl-T has a new format and design, Lisa Lowe has been granted a Guggenheim discussion at the April 29 was revived in ZOO1. Similar poli­ clear the lower division breadth be made upon Gallagher's recom­ his first commission will be Student offers users a variety of enhanced features, Fellowship for 2003. Academic Senate meeting. cies at other universities were requirement through approved mendation and council approval Orgamzation Funding AdVisory and contains completely updated data for the Lowe is among 184 artists, scholars and The proposed enacmlent of the studied in order to evaluate how credit. during eighth week, according to Board allocations. Webster, who holdings of the UC system. Once the legacy scientists who were selected from more than faculty bylaws and academic such issues were addressed on In order to better accommo­ Gallagher. Applications for the won only ZZ percent of the popular Melvyl catalog has been retired, Melvyl-T (for 3,200 applicants to receive awards at the requirements of Sixth College, as other campuses. date six-unit courses from the vacant positions are due May 9. vote and took office as a result of Transition) will become Melvyl. John Simon Guggenheim Memorial well as an amendment to the acad­ Although the amendment was University of California and the "My main concern is the unfilled Students First! candidate llarish The MelvyI-T has refined and expanded Foundation's 79th annual United States and emic requirements for Thurgood not voted on at the meeting, its Education Abroad Program, as commissioner and vice president andagopal's disqualification, said search features that are a significant advance Canadian competition. Awards for all recipi­ Marshall College, were approved merits and faults were debated. well as the increase in one-, two­ external positions," Gallagher said. that he expected questions of his over the legacy MeIvyI catalog. These features ents total $6,750,000. at the meeting. Recipients of this Concerns raised about APM 015 and three-unit labs, the amend­ Gallagher invited all senators, office's legitimacy. indude more flexible search options. induding Fellows are appointed on the basis of dis­ year's Distinguished Teaching included the ambiguous language ment will allow Marshall College cabinet members and ex-officios to "It's a fair criticism," Webster phrase and proximity searching; browsing by tinguished achievement in the past and excep­ Awards were al 0 announced and . of the amendment, its enforceabil­ to adopt the sixty-unit measure sit in on appointee interviews. said. "What happened in the elec­ major indexes, induding authOr. title, suoject tional promise for future accomplishment approved. ity and the nature of the punish­ for graduation requirements. "I want as many people who can tions was really ugly, [but] under and call number; expanded limiting and sorting Lowe has been on the UCSD faculty since The Faculty Code of Conduct ment for violations. The amend­ Thus, students will need to com­ be involved," Gallagher said. "I the circumstances, the actions of search results; display of foreign language 1986. She received a bachelor's degree in amendment, APM 015, hIS been ment will be talcen to the Academic plete a minimum of 60 units at the reaJly want all of council to have a taken were appropriate." materials using their native language characters, history from Stanford University and a doctor­ under review both locally and Council for consideration. upper-division level out of the 180 say in deciding who their commis­ Commissioner of Athletics induding Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Hebrew ate in literature from UC Santa Cruz. throughout the entire UC system. The proposed enaconent of units needed to graduate. sioners and vice president are. " Jordan Cross, :Ill independent can­ and Arabic; and the ability to retum to previous The amendment would 9plicidy the bylaws of the faculty of Sixth Previously, a minimum of 15 Some have questioned the con­ didate, said that he is ready (0 "hit searches and combine, r€'VIew or save them Staph infection described prohibit romantic and sexual rela­ College, as well as the enaconent upper-division units had to be stitutionality of potentially the ground running" and will be Into a personal workspace. tionships, even if fully consensual, of Regulation 630, which sets the completed out of 4S courses. appointing disqualified candidates worlc:ing on garnering athletes' sup­ Melo,yl-T is at http//melvyl.cdlib.org and !iy UCSD researchers between educational fiaculty and academic requirements for Sixth The Committee on to office. The A.S. Constitution port of the upcoming University also available via the CDL Web site students. Any such relationship, it College, were approved by the Distinguished Teaching stipulates that persons who have Centers expansion fee referendum (http//WNN.cd!Jb.org), which contains infor­ For the first time, UCSD School of is asserted, "jeopardizes the Senate at the meeting as well. The Nominations for 2002-03 also been "removed from office" are and getting more people involved mation about the catalog and other digital Medicine researchers have described the integrity of the educational general education requirements presented its list of winners for ineligible to fill a vacancy in the with Triton TIde, initially. collections and services. method that Staphylococcus au reus infection process." The language of the for the college emphasize cross­ this years awards. Awards were same office during the term in Commissioner of Enterprise uses to inactivate the body's immune amendment as it currently stands disciplinary studies and creative presented by division, and awards which they were removed. Operations Jeremy Cogan aid that Web site lends insisht to response and cause previously healthy B cells would prohibit such relationships and ethically informed thinking. were also given to a nonsenate "My decision is to allow any indi­ he plans on creating a good foun­ to commit suicide. if a fiaculty member has, or can Michael Schudson, acting faculty member and a graduate vidual to apply and have the oppor­ dation for his newly autonomous college composition Normally, B cells mount an early defense reasonably expect to have in the provost of Thurgood Marshall student. The list of recipients was tunity to be appointed," Gallagher office. Cogan is currently working against invad ing bacteria. From this immuno­ future, "audemic instructional, College, presented an amendment approved by the Senate, and the stated in his report to council. "It is on securing campus approval for an A new Web site called the uc Writing logic experience, memory B cells are devel­ evaluative or supervisory respon- to his colleges genenl education awards ceremony will take place my interpretation [of the A.S. ropes course that would gen­ Institute, which contains information about oped with the ability to quickly recognize ibility" over a student. requirements. The amendment, on May IZ in the Faculty Club. Constitution] that any person who erate funds for Associated writin~ programs and instruction offered these antigens and destroy the bacteria if "The intent of this revision of approved by the Senate, requires "There's an awful lot of good was disqualified from the election Students. throu out the entire UC system, has just they retum in the future. When staph infec­ APM is to address an important engineering majors to complete teaching that goes on at this cam­ was not 'removed from office,' Gallagher, who ran on the Unity been aunched. tions occur, however, this important process A.S. COUNCIL AT A CLANCE issue in the Faculty Code of four, instead of three, disciplinary pus," said Daniel Hallin, vice because she or he was never in slate and would have lost the election The purpose of the site, which was for immune defense can be corrupted. Conduct that was not ever direct­ breadth courses. This would bring chair of the committee. ~It always office." by 64 votes to Students First! presi­ designed for people interested in college In studies with mice, the researchers ly addressed, and that has to do the general education require­ makes me want to go and hear Gallagher said that he consulted dential candidate Kevin Shawn Hsu, composition, is to provide Information about found that a staph protein called SpA acts like with the nature of faculty-snldent ments of engineering majors in some of these lectures and possi­ the Judicial Board on the matter had he not been disqualified, said writing requirements, courses and special a B cell toxin to ultimately cause their relation, romantic, sexual rela­ line with those of all other majors bly makes me a little envious of and that it agreed with his interpre­ that election events would have an programs offered by each UC campus; sup­ death. Althoui1 B cells begin to respond, A.S. Meeting f30 Grove's accumulated profit in a year, provided tions between faculty and tu- at Marshall. the slcill of some of the teachers." tation. effect on the new COunCIl. ply resources on writing and writing instruc­ they are quickTy shut down Decause the SpA February JO, 2003 the enterprise made at least S I 0,000. tion; and present the results 01 faculty deactivates B cell's antigen receptors. Then, research In the teaching of wnting. within a few hours, the SpA toxin induces B Eleanor Roosevelt College freshman sen­ The Web Site, which IS located at cells to tum on themselves in a programmed Items of Immediate ator Max Harrington http://WNN.ucwrite.org, currently includes suicide process called apoptosis. As a direct Consideration Harrington reported that the Information about first-year wnting programs consequence, the B cells never get a chance Campus/Community Planning Committee for UC freshmen, resources for ESL/multilin­ to develop the memory cells necessary to Item 8 rejected a proposal for an A.S. ropes course to gual wnters and a section on the use of tech­ recognize and fight future staph infections. Passionate about Outreach? The A.S. Council unanimously approved be located in the Eucalyptus grove below nology in teaching writing. In follow-up studies, the researchers will the commission of an ad hoc task force that RIMAC Arena. Council members are cur­ ConceIVed as an institute as well as a Web examine people with staph infections to veri­ will look at revising A.S. Election Bylaws. rently worlc:ing on drafting a new proposal Site, UCWRITE will additionally serve as a fy that the same process takes place and that Penned by Thurgood Marshall College with a new location for the ropes course, place where instructors can share research, it prevents individuals from defending against which would generate funds for the new dassroom technologies and teaching staph infections. sophomore senator Jeff Le, the task force charter states that the ad hoc group "shall ASUCSD. materials, as well as discuss philosophies oT The study appears in the May 5 issue of serve to research, evaluate and reform the instruction and composition. the Joumal of Experimental Medicine. ASUCSD Election Bylaws that could be Old Business implemented at UCSD in order to improve Want to take a leadership the electoral process." According to the char­ After pulling to the council floor an ter, the tasle force will provide the A.S. amendment to A.S. Election Bylaws that role in your community? Council with recommendations and advice on would make candidate disqualification what changes should be made to current require a three-quarters vote of the Elections bylaws by second weelc of spring quarter ...c...... GIII Committee, the A.S. Council voted 9-8-1 to ZOO4. The voting bloc of the tasle force will be refer the amendment and several others u...lc...... , ·SN.... composed of one representative from each a.It ... regarding elections reform to the newly cre­ M •• ' ...... college council, two representatives from the ated A.S. Task Force on Electoral Revision. A.S. Council and four at-large representa­ ...... _..... IimbeIIr HapIik­ The council was split between those who tives. The task force will meet biweelcly and Grant SdIrader argued the tasle force would be better suited ...... '·'blr... meetings are to be well publicized and "acces­ to addre s issues of election reform and those e.n McI.IuIIIin ...... flue ..... sible to interested students." T~I~ who felt that the A.S. Council should, as a u,,,,,,u .. Glller.n A


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, -'.' , THURSDAY. MAY I. Z003 Ti IE UCSD GUARDIAN OPINION 5 Real world values Stop Thatl takes a look at the trade­ THURSDAY offs and workloads of high school. college and work. MAY 1,100] Work a dissapointment Naysayers forced page 5 Procrastination always a possibility to pay the price those overachievers, in which to college? Like everything you case you'd better swi tch over to did, every test you studied for War aftermath encourages EDITORIAL stop the Wall Street JourrIIIl - I hear and every paper you stayed up they have a good column on how until 5 a.m. for, were all collec· that! to more effectively kiss President tively contributing to where and backpedling, denial whether you went to coll ege. But Josh Crou .., EYan McLauplln, Bush's ass. I wrote a few things about high in college, it seems that every­ Editor In Chief News Editor Bertrand Fan By DUSTI!' FRELICH predicted problems to admit their school when 1 was in high school, thing you're working for is to Staff Writer error. Lauren I. CoIIrtney, ClaIre J. Vannette, here are two camps of and every now and then I'll get a graduate and not necessarily The first such political pundit to Managing Editor Opinion Editor people that graduate high school senior sending me a toward a job. 1 mean, you're the­ The war in Iraq has been over admit his error did so in a gutsy Charlie fran, .... UnpI. T from college. There are message or e-mailing me asking oretically working toward for a few weeks now, and the debate way. It was Andy Rooney, of "60 Managing Editor Associate Opinion Editor the ones that tell you, "For the for advice about high school, becoming unemployed. over whether we should have gone Minutes" fame, in his syndicated love of god stay in school, you which is damn funny to me. I think the secret to work is to war has largely died down except column, that did it in possibly the going to the bathroom a lot. The UCSD Guardian IS published twice a weeIc at the Un~ d don't know how easy you have it Considering if you knew me in for an extreme fringe of the biggest way. "I watched the victory California at San Dieso. Cortents (c) 2003. Views expressed herein now, yadda yadda yadda." Then high chool, I'd be the last person Every time I get bored, I just go American public who would protest celebrations in Baghdad and have represtnl the majority VOle of the board and are not necessar· tdrtonai there is another set of people that you'd be asking for advice about to the bathroom and read design anything Bush does. Before the war, seldom in my life been 0 pleased ily those of the UC Board 01 Resents. the ASUCSO or the members of strongly praise working over it. magazines for about a half-hour the Goordion SIIff. there were those who made extreme to find I wa wrong," he wrote. "I school, often referencing the lack at a time. I figure my co-workers predictions about what would hap­ did not think we should attack Iraq of "bringing work home with just think I have a bowel prob­ pen as a resul t: It would be another without the approval of the United you." lem. Viemam, costly and lengthy; people Nations. The UN was wrong, I was Both of these people are full Design magazines- are an inter­ would rise up and defeat us; we wrong and George W. Bush was of shit. I can name a million esting substitute for porn. Every would not see any right. Forrunately, New A.S. Council thjngs better about school than " couple pages you get some artsy he's President and I think the secret to support; our mis­ ..; '.' work, and a million things better nude for absolutely no reason sion would enrage I am not." about work than school. And I work is going to the whatsoever. ( think psuedo-porn the proverbial Arab Welcome to the should take advice can name a billion things better enthusiasts are a significant "street;" terrorist right side of histo­ : ' bathroom Every than both. a lot. majority of their subscribers. And attacks would Some are" conceding ry, Andy. We salute Here's what I don't under­ time I get bared, I just the other half are people that just increase, and so on. your honesty. and cater to all stand: When you're in school, if don't know they're psuedo-porn But now every­ defeat in the realm Another political you do absolutely nothing all go to the ~oom enthusiasts. They say to them­ one is debating a pundi t of the liber­ day, you're a slacker; but the and selves, "Self, I really like this of debate, while oth, Although the new A. . Council took different story, and al per uasion also minute you graduate, you're a read design magazines design magazine, but I don't know some are attempt­ raised the specters office amid the controversy surrounding the leech on society. Because the why. It mUSt be the inventive and ing to stick it to ers have merely shied of defeat and quag· di qualification of the enore tudents First! pretense of going to school is far about a halfhour at original way they take the pic­ those outspoken away from the lime, mireprior to the late, which left many council eat vacant, just so strong that doing nothing tures." cri tics tha t have got war in Iraq. The while you're in chool doe a time. I figure my co' Here is the tradeoff - you and some doubt of the legitimacy of some it so wrong in the light I no doubt author was officer, the new council can still make a somehow manage to seem workers just think I have get up about five hours earlier, pa t and continue icholas Kristof, beneficial impact on thi campus provided "I THINK IT'S TIME WE USE OUR WEAPONS OFMUST ACHE DESTRUCTION." important. There were days but you never have to study. You to find themselves attempting to wait of the NriJ! York where I filled up my gas tank, bowel problem." get a paycheck every two weeks, on the wrong side TmuJ. "Last they follow a few pieces of sound advice. and that was my crowning a but your parents aren't giving out the I,told,you, First, the new council, or what there is of of history. Some are eptember, J achievement for the day. A hair­ you any money. You have no conceding defeat In gloom-and-doom 50S., " it, must work to fill the vacant po itions cut, now that's just gOlllg all-out. homework, but you're too tired the realm of debate, columlllst warned quickly and with qualified candidates. One Anything that requires twO But the general message I try to do anything anyway. Your while others have about Iraq: 'If sure way to solifidy the student body's recent showers in a single day deserves to pass along to them is thi : "You weekends are completely guilt­ merely shied away from the lime· we're going to Invade, we need to mistrust of the A. . Council would be to an award. don't know how hard you have it free, but they pretty much always light, no doubt artempting to wait prepare for a wor t·case scenario People have been aylllg "You now." In less than four years, were. out the I-told.you-so's. involving street-to-street fight­ revert to cronyism, something the students don't know how easy you have it you'll be in college, and none of Weekends have some sort of who voted in the last A. . elections express­ Plagiarism a persistent problem Diana We t uccinctly worded ing,'" he conceded. "Ahem. Yes, now" my entire life. And I can this will marter. Really, none of it. new importance. It's almost like the change in the ude when she well, that was my body double ly indicated they did not want. afely say is that it didn't hold true Even the people you really hate 5 p.m. every Monday through wrote, "The most evocauve news while I was on vacation." econd, the new council needs to favor Causing concern from kindergarten to college for a lot of cases. High school? with every fiber of your body, Thur day are these little photo to come out of the liberation And Kristof also offers us a real action over virtually meaningless reso­ Give me a fucking break - wak­ you'll probably meet them ome­ mirage, and Friday night is the of Baghdad may be one of a young point-by-polOt wording of why he lution . Considering the current campus cli­ ing up at 7 in the morning, day and have the kind of conversa­ oasis. And while it' true that Iraqi man, dres ed in a derum jack­ wa wrong: "Despite [what I wrote mate, the council needs to affect actual By MARIANNE MADDEN Universities should imply not have mandatory c1as es, homework, tion you have with people that there are no finals once you're in et, holding a homemade poster cel­ in my] column, Iraq never carried to face the problem of habirual and busy work, public £ran ponation, you went to high school with, the workforce, there's not the change to erase uncertaintly and raise sup­ Staff Writer ebrating the "Hero of the Peace" out terrorist attacks 10 the U. '. or sophisticated plagiarism, first becau e SAT review clas es, the which usually end with, "I'll give feeling of relief after fini hing all - George W. Bush - and kissing abroad, it didn't use chenllcal or port for the new campus leadership. Midterms are upon lIS, and we all theres considerable freedom in a uni ­ Department of Motor Vehicles, you a ca ll sometime." And there is your finals either. It's not better For this same reason, the council needs to the president'S faintly smiling biological weapons, Jnd it dldn 't know what that means - caffeine, versity environment, and srudents progress reports, parent-teacher absolutely no exchange of phone and it' not wor e: It's just differ­ photo. And after the fall of launch missiles agalOst Israel III focus on local issues. While it's very impor­ frenzied p2per writing and tense late­ should care enough about their classes conference and 3 lot of jerking numbers. ent. ad dams Baghdad starue, accom­ hopes of triggering a broader war," tant to EO to Sacramento to lobby against night visits to the gatekeeper of acadt'­ to acrually learn the material. The sec­ off somewhere in the middle of all But if you tnink college i panied with Iraqis dragging the he confessed. "Turkey h"s nOt CRENa and to fight against further tuition mic integrity, www.Turnitin.com. ond and more important reason is that that. easy, work, in some cases, is ea i­ head around for hours while strik­ invaded northern Iraq to attack the hikes, the events surrounding the elections Professors are increasingly making the theres no good way to weed out or deal How in the hell was high er. Work is kind of a let-down. Want to tell Bertrand to stop ing it with the oles of their hoe Kurd ." to You know how up until college that? E-mail him at and the sharp divide that visioly split UCSD submisSIOn of papers to Turnitin.com with plagiarism when it's progre sed chool supposed to be easier than - a great insult in the Arab world part of the paper-writing proce s, such an advanced stage and the behav­ college? Unless you're one of you were working toward going [email protected]. - it was then left up to those who See AFTERMATH. Page 6 community member as a result proved that wruch essentially puts the burden of ior has been reinforced by years and the greatest need is right here at home. proof on srudents in detenmning the years of getting away with it. Fourth, while it has been said again and legitimacy of written exams. It's absolutely essential that academ­ again that student organizations are the "life Turnitin.com compares submitted ic dishonesty be caught early in a tu­ blood" of UCSD, don't forget the individu­ papers with bodie of text accessible CAMPUS dents' career, but it rarely IS - and that als that this narrow focus often ignores. throughout the Internet, as well as is precisely the problem. The current other paper that were submitted for educational enVironment of Junior high utreach to or~ is great, but the average the same a Ignment (so-called "peer and high schools IS all too condUCive to UCSD student I n't necesarily part of one. reVIew"). The alln is to deter plagia­ every form of academiC dishonesty: During the last A.S. elections, a mere 17 rism, u e of Internet sources and collu­ If someone" resorts to rudents are impatient, class sizes are EARL'S PLACE PRESENTS percent of UCSD students voted. [t's easy sion with classmates, and to analyze relatively large and teachers are over­ and effective to target org in order to get discovered plaglansm so that guilty cheating at this point in worked. 1111s breeds an envlronmem elected, but cater to these individuals and parnes are confronted with solid evi­ where rudents, whether they're acade- dence agalllst them. their educational careers, 1m cally gifted or not, are plagued by there's a good chance you'll see that 17 per­ In shan., upholding the uOlverslty's cent figure figure rise come next spring they've most likely made di interest, and plagiarism is a thnlling lrIct prinCiple of acaderruc IIltegrlty IS and easy way to keep tho~e grades up 3rd annua{ quarter. requiring students to Jump through use of it in the past; it (because morc emphasl~ is put on Last but not least, the new council should more hoops than ever. grades than anythmg e1~e) . The stu­ be hone t and open about what goes on in Is It really Justified to be SU P'CIOUS represents an ingrained dents who plagiarize are simple inno­ the A. . Council. ooperaring with campus of every srudent's Integri ty and subject vator ; they accept the societal goal of everyone to testS of acade01Jc Integnty behavior, not just a last earnlllg good grades, but don't accept chalk contest media outlets can only help the new AS. Council, provided that they are on task and such as Turmon.com, III the name of the conventional means - studYlOg SUN weeding Out plagiarISm' Considering ditch effort far an A. " and hard work - that constlrute the acting honorably on behalf of all of the sru­ that the~ Innocent srudents have noth­ conventional way to meet this goal. dents of UCSD. Because jf they can't talk ing to lude, and will no doubt be hurt srudent cutting a few corners with a And how can they be blamed for that, about it, something must be wrong. by their dishonest classmates, then per­ research pa per. when getong Ns through less·than­ GOD inspired artists haps the answer I yes. If someone resons to cheaong at this honest means I continually reinforced But the ~trategies that the umversi­ point Hl their educational careers, by parents and teachers? They hould win phat prizes ty i pursuing - constant rerrunder of they've most likely made use of It In the know better, of cour e, but the weight EDITION the extreme consequences of plagJa­ pa r; Il represents an mgr3.JJled behavior, put on good grades I much s£ronger PROPS &' FLOPS fI m, "guilty unul proven Innocent" not Just a last-ditch effon. f, r an A. It' than IIlgra,ned morality - and tI,at I~ Thursday tests like Turmtln.com and the com­ regretubIe that hablrual pIalPansts even th current sad state of Amencan \Cc ­ May 1-31 I.undIIIIIIt: ~ II fle pul ory photocopYing of title pages - made It to U SD, but since they have, ondary school educauon. I ~ c:itis reun t) seVIIg Ignore the most disturbing aspect of It shows t:hu they're soplusocated - Ultimately, the focus need to be May 15th Earl's Place, Warren College - kntI in 1he SIl.deIt Cerra plagiarism at thiS educational level. too sophisocated to be caught WIth a hifted from univerSity-level plaglari~t" Call our office and reserve IS M- F9 :30am- 1am n 11115 aspect, of cour e, that college IInple and obVIOUS test like to the IOcredlble crop of dlshone~t ad space today! plagiariSts don 't Ju~t pnng up Turnmn.com. 'Thus, at the very bot, JUIll(Jr high and hlgh chool student~ Sat & Sun 3pm-1 am CoMIrudIon woes: Flops to overrught - they are the product of Turmun.com catch the weaker Ister Their plagun m IS a mu ch a rcspon\c Salk InsIibAe's plans to cons1JUc:t ~ 858-534-3467 many years of tcstlng teachcr and sub­ of ~ollege - Ievel pla81an m: the occa- to boredom as I[ IS to their clc~lre lor hds.ucsd.edu/earlsplace on the Sal Coastal Canyon. verung true education. and the proh­ lonal person who had a senous lapse of lem runs much deeper than a desperat e Judgement or plalPamed Hladvertently. See PLAGAILISM. PaR" () 6 OPINI N lrlE UCSD GUARDI AN THURSDAY, MAY 1,2003 THURSDAY, MAY I, 200) THE UCSD GUAkLJIAN NEW 7 LETTER TO THE EDITOR Atkinson defends affimative action in Post article Watts: Appeal leads Protesters' anger a bit aimed at the millions of indi vi dual UC president cites underrepresentation in op-ed piece citizens who disagreed with you, to dropping misdireded including those in Grea t Britain Iy MATT SCHIAD,I Meanwhile, the lUte of tittics .how a widening of this gap uaring seniors in California quali­ and Spain. Si mply because their s, nior Stiff Writer California vored fo r propo itlon from 17 to 24 percent, as only 18 fied for admission to a UC cam­ of charges Editor: government leaders choose to sup­ 209 in 1996, which disall owed percent of minoriry tudenu were pu., while only 4 percent of Univerllty of California race and ethniciry to be a factor in admitted to a UC .choolla t year. Latino and 3 percent of blacks So coul d one of you pro-war­ port President Bu sh, in defia nce of continutd from page I ri ors who claim so vehemently to their citizens' wishes, should not be President Richard C. Atki nlon nate hlri nl and UC admi tlonl. "What we mult do about this i. met these same standards. wrote an op-ed piee fo r the April SP- I wu re8clnded by the a source of real concern," These numbers, however, can hearing. According to Watts, support democracy, who are so the basis of whether your dismay is Debra Westervelt, a member of hostile toward France and other 10 WllfhingrlWl Pm In which he Relents. In 200 .1 in favor of co~­ Atkin on said. "We mu t continue be misleading as UC group directed at an enti re country. the judicial board, had actively Sorrento Valley Golden Triangle governments tha t opposed the ellpre lied hili pro-Qmrmative pr ih n IV revtew, a process tn our fforts to help clo e the together multiple ethnicities and In a democratic society, it's the campaigned against him dUring Self Storage LLC Self Storage LLC invasion of Iraq, explain one thing citizens' views that count, but per­ acrjpl1 view., IIltho\l~h the ulliver. which UC officiall may can Ider achievement gap In the pllbll place them in one broader cate­ 10531 Sorrento Valley Rd . 10345 Sorrento Valley Rd . to me? The majority of citizens in ity hali l10t H ed rice ali a factor in allllpplicant's personQI q\lalirles In chools." gory. The effect c n be misinter­ the elections on behalf of his oppo­ haps you're too used to deferri ng to nent. This, he claimed, meant that almost every nation in the world admii~ion iiince the pauage of addition to academic merit when Moreover, tkinmn said that pretation of the stati tics. (858)453-0800 (858)453-1001 your own government lea ders, Westervelt was not impartial and opposed our invasion of Iraq, that ProposjfjQn 209 in I 99fl. making admissions decisions at IllQ r underrepresented minority "Ethnicity is not blaele, white right or wrong, as your basis for should not have been able to rule includes the majority of citizens in decision-makin g. I I 'With the Supreme Court the university. tudents are fQlling to qualIfy for or ny color. Per ian, Spaniard E:1 Mira Me.. -'" considenng a momentous case on After 1998, the enrollment of UC Qdmissions because o( the and Norwegians re all included in on the hearing. Sorrento Mesa/UTe Great Britain, Spain, Italy and Westervelt wa unavaIlable for E:.I Self Storage LLC Self Storage LLC Australia . One would think that if - Paul Hanis the future of IIffirrn~tlve action in mmonty snJdents clecreased in all high chool grade pomt average the whIte label, but are not the universiry adnltSsions," said of the UC schools, and by more and standardized telit scores same ethnicity," said UCSD comment at press time. 7044 Flanders 6690 Mira Mesa Blvd. you truly support the notion of Geisel Librllry Assistllnt Student advocate Rohert democracy, your anger would be Supervisor tkinson in an April Z I srate­ than SO percent t UC Berkeley requir d for entry. Conservative Unton co-chair John (858)453-0511 (858) 453-0100 ment he relea ed after the article and UCLA. Many on campus beiteve that Allison. "The number of ethnic Forouzandeh, who worked a , ran in rhe POSI'S opinton section, In his opinion article titled these two variables are the most groups that exist in California is defense co unsel for Wa ttS ~ 0UardiIn weIames IetIers from IB readers. All "I believed it was imponant to "Not there yer," Atkinson ci ted fair and ju tifled factor and that large enough such that there is no throughout the process, agreed IettfIts must be no longer Ittm 500 MJfds. /)'pect hare rh University of California evidence that the UC schools are only measure of intell igence ethnic majority.» WIth Povieng's decision. Free Truck to Move Inl cJoubIHpo(ed ond signt!d with nome and .. *' ellperience since race I nd ethnic­ having trouble with minority sru­ should be used to determine UC Others, however, felt that "I feel in light of all the JudICIal reseM the ~ to edit fot length and dority. ity were eliminated II admls ions denu having the nee ary grades admission. Atkinson was talting advantage of problems of this ca e that thIS IS I.ECIM moy be tkopped off at the Gulrdien offia con ideration at UC." to qualify for UC admi ion. "Race and ethnicity is indepen­ the students and the UC school the proper decision for [PoVleng] • No Sec urity Deposit on .the S«»nd floor 01 the Student Cenl'!f or eo Atkinson ha been in favo r of AccordIng to Atkl n on, 38 de nt of in tell igence, motivation system by publicly expressing his to make," Forouzandeh aid . "We mailed. Send CJI ~ to: affi rmative action for many years, percent of California public high and hea rt ," said John Allison, co­ view. objected right from the start of the 71Ie UCSD Cuadian but in 1995, the UC Board of 5chool graduates and 21 percent chair for the UCSD Con ervative "What President Adcinson and case, before, during and after, on • Friendly Staff 0pirU0n Editor Regent passed SP- I, ba nni ng the of UC fres hme n in 1995 were Union. Profe !lOr Po t are tryi ng to accom- many grounds which were not 9500 G*nan Or. W 16 use of race in admi lion deci- underrepresented minority Stu­ Currently, 30 percent of Asia ns even considered by the judictal La Jolla, CA 92093-0316 ions begi nning in 1998. dent . even year later, the sra- and 13 percent of Caucasian grad- Ste ATKINSON, Page 8 board, which shows how troubling • Call for Guaranteed e-mail: 1efII!Is~.0I'g and unfair of a hearing Daniel was Reservation with given. It I good that the appellate proce held up." Credit Card With Povieng's deci ion, Watts Alamos: UC Regents to decide if UC will compete for job is once again the Warren College • Plan Ahead ntdent Council president-elect. Universities ccordtng to Warren College Reserve Now! Plagiarism: continued from page I of Energy IIlvesltgalton and UC­ the untver ity wa ~Iow to re olve tnterested in the contract tnclude of whether or not rhe unIversity funded udits found that due to problem, its ub. equent actions the University of Texas sy tem and bylaw, the pre idenr-e1ect rakes office May B. Some Restrictions Apply unable to deal with issue would choose to compere, hut . alo lack of StriCt over tght, laboratory ro that end were "broad, forceful, the University of ew Mexico a that hIS instlllcrs were "to com­ fu nds were used to I)urcha e ques­ and effecttve." The report also well as corpora tions such as [Editor! nott: H~m IS U.lSOfllllt continued from page 4 mation and answers, bur theIr pere - and to compete hard." tionable Item~ 'iuch as jacketS, recogmzed that the alleged IllJ - Locltheed i\!Jron and B tt lie - OPIJIIOIl tdl/or Qllhf GuardIan.] www.S.nDlegoSelfStor.ge.com good grades; thu , this should be teachers seem 0 overworked or "We beiteve, WIth every fiber of .hoes, hand lotion and hunttng management wa not as wide­ both of which Ir ady manage lab­ addressed, since the incredible uncaring that the simple solutIon our tnsnntttonal betng, that con­ 'iuppite . One employee attempt­ spread as once thought and was oratorte for the Department of weight of good grade will never of reporting the cnme is ruled tinued UC management tS til the ed to use a laboratory charge card the re ult of "the failure of a few." Energy. disappear. It's a lofty goal to instill Out, and plagiarism thus prolifer­ ab ohlte best intere. t of the to buy a Ford Mustang. Of great concern to long-time On May I, tlansOtl will testilY a genuine love for Imow ledge in ates (and the poor "brain" i nation'" security," tltinson atd. Abraham based his deCISion on workers at Lo Alamo, braham before the I rou e Committee on pre-college students, but this essentially puntshed for bemg The final deCISion of whether an Apnl 26 report and recommen­ al 0 aId the he would worK to Energy and Commerce regardtng would no doubt eliminate plagia­ legitimately studious). or not the university will compete elmon made by Depu ' Energy en ure that should the UnIversity the alleged mi management and the rism before It sprang up. A range of soillt l on~ pre,em will be decided by the UC Secretary Kyle McSlarrow and of alifornia not continue manag­ corrective step taken at L He(lJrh & 1edica] ProfeSSion Preparation Program Or 10 be les ambioous, teach­ themselves, but the POInt IS that Regents, who will be discussing cting National Nuclear Security ing the lab, that the current worle­ Alamo. His appearance was sched­ ers hould be more atnJned to pla ­ universiues, by their ' cry nature, 1..0 Alamos at their next meeting dministrator Linton F. Brooks. force would be retained and that ttled prior to the energy secretarys giarISm in all of its subtle forms are III-equipped ro dcal WIth pla­ in mid-May in San Franci co. Brooks will be in charge of deter­ the pen ion benefits of current announcement. On March 12, UC and pulltsh It accordlllgly, 0 the giartSm hlft the focu to ca t Iter Allegations of fun di ng mis­ mining the criteria for accepting Lo Alamos employees be pro­ Senior Vice Pre ident Bruce behaVIOr IS never reinforced by an education, where thi terrtble hahlt management aro e in November potential bi ds. tected by new management. Darling appeared before the same Ill-gotten A. It's also important ­ takes rOOt, Jnd progrcs~ wtll hc 2002, and ince then, Department The report said that although Parties that are rumored to be committee. and seemingly obvious - that an made. But by subjecllng every col­ The Medical School open Ime oj communication lege student «J compul\ory test of between teachers and tudents IS their tnregrtty, the problem IS mainrained, but this is rarely the being tackled way tOO late, and Admissions Process: case. Many times ·school brains" unnecessary resentment IS bemg are continually bullied for tnfor- bred. Having Housing Problems in September? Myths, Realities, and What Admissions Committees Don't Tell You Aftermath: Celebrities Solution: Tell Mom & must own up to mistakes Dad to buy a Condo! 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" being JU t as dan ­ Fox New gerou~ a~ Saddam hannel's "The I hIS\CIll but " Ill J Have your parents call Tobin today at No pm Zone" ~he would crawl on dIfferent way." glas and apologi le 10 the pre~tdent But I duuht the COIl1I)Js~lonale COLDWeLL ASSOCIATES of the Untted States her elf If he conservattve WIll \lIck her In the BANt\.eR U W3\ wrong. rort1Jre cham her, along II IIh allY 01 REALTY "I would be ~o wllIlIlg to say 1'111 the other,> prcdKlIng clllom and \()rry, I hope to Cod that I CJ n he gloom for thl\ hl\lOrI ·JI w.tr Come (858)637-0609 9988 Hilbert Street, Ste 100, San Diego, CA 92131 made a buffoon of, thaI people WIll one, tome JlI,Jdnllt the Idcologlcal Each office Is Independently owned and operated e-mail:[email protected] Guess Today's MOVI E QUOTE on page 16 in "Personals" \ay you were wrong, you were a defea I. You'll 1cel III lie h better J ftc r fat.lIt't, and I wtll go to the Whtte the f.l(1. THE UC D GUARDIAN THURSDAY, MAY I, 2003 • Film review: Film INside EAP: Students awarded two .. thirds credit '12: X-Men Preview: Musical culture United' 'Film ASlfln-AlIItl"l((11I film 12 continued from page I national television program directors regarding the pro­ cnlentinr J3 ing the cost and benefits of a "Sport English." According to gram's statu, as the SARS epi­ Forward' student's decision to stay in or US (0/1111111 14 UC Irvine undergraduate and la demic evolved in the month's ARTS ENTERTAINMENT leave China. EAP Beijing participant Nathan leading up to the university'S & see page 10 see page 11 Students choosing to leave Jones, Fang decided to forgo his decision to suspend the Beijing THURSDAY, MAY I, 2003 C hina without delay per UC status because of promises he program. Further, the primary THE UCSD GUARDIAN 9 University of California's request had made with the show's pro­ EAP director for Barret and were promised to be awarded ducers about filming. Jones, who Jones' group had been replaced two-thirds credit for their also starred in a national televi­ in February by a professor emer­ coursework that semester pend­ sion how in China, called itus from UC Berkeley, John ing final assignments, free health "Mission Possible," was forced to Jameson. According to Barret, care in the United States for 90 make a decision between keeping Jameson was traveling between days and the shipping of belong­ his promise to his program's pro­ Hong Kong and hanghai while ings back to the United States ducers or leaving the country at directing, and would only spend free of charge among other ben­ the request of EAP. a few days in Beijing every two to efits. Upon arrival in the United Jones said that his decision to three weeks. States, students were to contact leave Beijing was less about Hanna says that Jameson was their UC campus immediately remaining a University of also involved with EAP in Hong regarding coursework. California student as it was about Kong and that other UC officials However, students were also the financial aid funding he were available for information in presented with the option of would be forced to pay back if he Beijing. staying in Beijing, but would were to be kicked out of the uni­ According to UC officials, no have to withdraw from the versity. EAP students have been diag­ University of California, forgo "In the end, my decision was­ nosed with SARS , a disease that any UC financial aid or travel n't based on the threat that I'd be has gained notoriety worldwide insurance and rely on the host kicked out of UC, but the fact for its recent eJ[pansion through­ university to award any credit. that I'd lose $7,000 to $8,000 in out EaST Asia. As of April 30, "Essentially, the students financial aid," Jones said. "They almost 1,500 cases of SARS had understand that by staying in said I'd essentially have to pay ~n reported and about 9,000 China, they are withdrawing back all of the financial aid I had people have been quarantined from the program, which, this received for the semester if I because of the disease. particular semester, is their link stayed." Hanna said the University of to being enrolled in the John Muir College J'unior California continues to monitor University of California," Hanna Reid Barret, who had stu ied at local conditions related to the said. "Effectively, they are disen­ Beijing Normal University SARS outbreaks in Vietnam, rolling from the program by before leaving on April 25, ssid Hong Kong, Singapore and staying." the window of less than 24 houn Taiwan, where EAP programs One student, UC Santa Cruz to decide whether or not to leave remain open. undergraduate Eric Fong, decid­ made him feel "overly pres­ IW/au.dan Since 1962, more than 40,000 "* ed not to leave Beijing, costing sured. " Sweet melody: An up-

Atkinson: UC targeting PETE high schools YORN fo r minorities conrmued fram pag 7 plish is an infringement on tudent's rights," said Konstantinos Roditis, VIce chair Internal for mc College LIVE Rcpubllcans. "It IS disconcerting that the largest chool system in the U.S. would like to tUrn ml institu­ DON'T TRUST THIS MAN tion of hIgher learmng mto stage; GET 2 FREE TICKETS for policcal propaganda." AND MEET PETE. But minority-labeling aside, the University of California has been trying to increase the enrollment of minority students by targeting cer­ tain high schools and offering mem 'Trigger Happy TV' prankster keeps straight face aide with students and professional development programs. Over 97,000 students in 2001 OU had a long day at work, and )"OU're rac:tions ofJoll,. victims - who are subject­ hidden camera shows. Obviously, there Iud participated in UC-Ied student on your way home. You caU for the ed 10 jaw-droppina, awkward situations, like a been things like ~Candid Camera" and such, programs such as tutoring, college elevator in your aputment building, penguin and nUn &t6ght or an epic battle in but there wasn't any of the new wave of pro­ counseling and academic prepara­ only to discover a SOO-pound swno the produce section between Mexican grams coming through. One of the things that rnr Don. Y wrcsder occupying it when the doors opeIl- I of lettuce, was GO roATT VIR lE wrestlers over head I wanted to do just to create a program In addition, the UniverSIty of You're window shopping downtown only to UTrigger Happy TV" was created and where literally we could see if we could do a California also provided instruc­ come across a storefront display of the nativity 6lmed in England, and its first seasons were laugh a minute type of program, which is lion to over 110,000 teachen Oil scene gone awry, with the three wise men club­ aired for the ~rst time in the United States last always the cliche that's put across but never how to better teach and reach their bing each other as the Virgin Mary looks on in fall on Comedy Central. The show has since really happens. We wondered why people did­ tudent~ . contempt. moved to the United States, and the one-man n't do that. Moreover, the Unlv('r~lty of Or perhaps you're pumping gas when, out cast of Jolly has recruited the talents of G: How do you Dot laugh when you're alifornl3 IS currently worktng nn of nowhere, a cheerleader emerges - fully American comics Jessica Makinson ("That~ participating in such absurd situations? other IfllUaUVC~ lCJ help lin prove equipped wim pigtails, pom-poms and leg My Bush!"), Travis Draft ("SpyTV'") wl1erry DJ: I'm acrually really good at keeping a IIllnorlty enrollment ~ueh J~ kicks - to root on your gas guzzling: Minor ("The Martin Short Show· and "Cedric straight face. One of the main reasons is ~ ~ Wireless "EhgJudlty In the Local Context," "Ro-shain-bo, pick up sticks, the EntertUner Presents,,). beC"~use nonnally you're in such an absurd it­ whIch gu3rantee~ UC adrnl sion to You're paying a dollar-suty-six! The pranbtcr Jolly IP$Wcrcd a few ques­ uation that, If you laugh or give it away, then the top 4 per ent of a high school Nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts, tions for dit GUIIt"JI4j,~ding the new sea­ you have to explain it to the person you'r;.! tallc.­ graduaung cia , an increased You're getting screwed! son, keeping a straight face and his favorite ing to. That's more embarrassing than the enrollment of rran fer students and CAIIIII£I. MOUNTAIN RANCH D£l MAR LA JOLlA Go American Consumption! Yeah!- beer. embarrassing siruation you're in. MISIIOII VAlLEY an IIlcreasc tn Lhe critcria mat the 11~ Carm.' Mountlln Ad 3435 Otl Mar He'ghlJ Ad 8651V1itl uJoIlI 1115 8590 Alo SoIn 01100 Or Enter the iJuane world of DomJolly, star of G: Who do you see as your comic inspi­ (Clfrrlfl Mounuin Pfm) (Nut to KJnko s) (LJ Jo/l, Vllilg. 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The main ing of his origins, and doing battle Associate Hiatus Editor REGION-FREE $"95 I PORTABLE KARAOKE I difference in the sequel is that with a female version of himself in "X2" do ubled the ingredients the process. t has been a travesty for film lovers nation­ ~::t~~ : MACHINE RENTAL w/CD's : from the film that gave birth to This film really aims to please wide ro see their local movie theaters over­ the comic book film craze in the X-Men addicts and those who I nm with formulaic, second-rate, commer­ Hollywood. 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conunued /rom pn.,.ge =~ UCSD fre hman pitcher MEN'S ULTIMATE Tritons prepare for this weekend's WIRA final Men's basketball Byro n Grubman picked up the outhwest regionals for men's 10 and fe ll to 7-2 on th year. By AMBEI MAllIN "Overall we had a better race throughout the race and finished Triton horr top Keith ultimate Frisbee were held at will miss lone senior Staff Writer than last week, bur it was not only three seconds behind Orange Hernandez, Merrifield and Miller UCSD this past weekend. The enough to get us into the finals," Coast, beating UCLA, UCI and each had two hits in the game. host's A and B teams competed In preparation for the Western said. UCSD head coach Mike USC. kept Woods on the O n pnl 26, the Warriors rook against squads like UCLA and Intercollegiate Rowing Filippone. "I love coaching this "Our goal at WlRA for the Injury game one of the doubleheader Arizona. The A squad rolled into Association finals this coming group, despite the setbacks. Every novice is to improve to beat agamst the Tritons. With multiple the finals winning five straight weekend, Triton men's crew had athlete comes to practice each day Orange Coast. The novice squad bench, but his presence was felt lead changes m the game, U C D games with a total score of7S- I3. one final meet on April 29, the completely committed to going has done an incredible job racing UCSD faced the University of was unable to pull out the victory. Newport Invitational. Although faster." and gaining speed each week, By AMBER MMTlN in scoring, averaging 9.8 points per Colorado in the finals. In a This time, it wa two C U varsity improved over their past For the first time since Eric which shows great promise for game, totaling 284 on the season. marathon game, Colorado outlast­ Staff Writer tanislaus players who knocked in meet, it was unable to row its way Hardman's injury, the varsity team our future," Filippone said. Even though a knee injury only ed UCSD to win 16-15 on a dou­ home nms to give the \Varriors the into the finals. The novice eight was able to pool irs individual This coming weekend, the Although the UCSD mens bas­ allowed him to play in four games ble-game point. Kevin Spindt and ,,;ctory. Warrior second baseman came in second only to Orange strength and find consistent UCSD crews head up to ketbaU team will be losing only one this season, Woods still oied to help Brent Goldberg, two players grad­ Kyle Dennis hit hi fi rst home run Coast Crew, the No. I freshman speed. Sacramento to participate in the senior this year, ]ody Woods, it will the Tritons any uating this year, made solid plays of the eason to knot the game at squad in Southern California. "I am sticking with the lineup; WIRAs. The boats are set, and definitely feel the impact of this loss. way he could. throughout the entire weekend for one run apiece. The Tritons put up The Newport Invitational, it's my policy to build a team and will just be working on gelling and "]ody was a good influence to "He was two unearned nms in the bottom of UCSD, and the duo's performance held in Newport Harbor, included let them gel together and find finding and improving their speed have around the guys alI season," always being in the final game was no exception. the fourth after Hernandez led off teams from UCLA, USC, UC their speed," Filippone said. throughout the week. said UCSD head coach Bill funny, trying to Both players threw and caught with a double to right center field. Irvine, Loyola Marymount and Filippone has decided to keep "We will be entering some new Lanthier. keep guys In the top of the Mth, Stanislaus' numerous scores, as well as playing Orange Coast College. The meet the varsity lineup and "concen­ boats besides the traditional eights. khelA.~ Woods, who had shown amazing loose. He would - Jeren Livernois sent his fourth strong defense. began with heats set up as a trate on starts" throughout this We should get good speed out of a promise after his first season at find a way to home run of the season to right A witness: Matt Kenni50n looks at a CSUS pitch In the series openef. He had a home M and three RBis in the game. Lucas Mays, another senior, straight line to the finals, the week. This will help the team be novice four, lightweight four and a UCSO, was out injured his senior keep things in field. Down 4-3 in the seYeIlm, the made a Itey contribution for equivalent to single elimination more competitive off the line at varsity four," Filippone said. year, but continued to be an active JodyWoods perspective. As Warriors added two runs and extn innings. After the Warriors Stanislaus blew out UCSD 14-7. into fifth place in the CCAA stand­ UCSD in the finaJ game, laying for crews. WlRA. The novice lightweight four participant, watching games from Men's basketball one of the older pulled ahead of the Tritons to earn scored twict in the top of the sec­ The Warriors put up runs in sU out ings. Only the top four teams in the out aJl over the field and getting Varsity fell behind in the start "I wa~ again impressed with will also be one of the top con­ the bench and cheering on his team­ members of the Courtesy of UCSD their second win of the series, 5-4. ond inning, the Tritons came bade of nine innings, including four runs league qualify for the postseasOn. several defensive blocks. of the 2,Ooo-meter race, but after the novice, they had a great per­ tending lineups of the weekend, mates during practice. team, he wa s Triton freshman pitcher Justin and cut their lead in half when in the top of the second and three in "We mipt back our way into The B team finished ninth out of 500 meters, was able to keep the formance again," Filippone said. maintaining the chance of being "It was really unfortunate he was Athletics really a role Suarez picked up his fourth loss of third baseman Alex Gascon dou­ the top of the ninth. For the playoffs," O'Brien said. "We as a the 16 teams, winning the loser~ speed of the other crews. The novice team kept pace nationally ranked. unable to play his senior year," model to the younger guys," said fe l­ the season and is now 0-4. bled home Kennison. The TritonS, Burton launched his fifth group do not feel worthy of play­ braclcet and losing only to the A Lanthier said. low teammate Sean Crawford. Up until this point, the UCSD Warriors tied the game in the top home run of the year to right field, offs because we have not been team and CoIondo State. The B Woods transferred to UCSD Woods had a lasting influence on team finished the season ranked No. baseball team had been on an 11 - of the seventh inning, sending the driving in two runs. Stanislaus playing playoff baseball, but this from the College of the Desert in the team. 83 in the nation, ignilicantly higher game losing strm game into extra innings. UCSD racked up 16 hits combined off of team has the capability to play Des Moines, Iowa, for the 2001 -02 "We are going to miss Jody," "It was a tough weekend pitcher Alex Cremidan sat down all UCSD pitchers Andy Holloway, well should that happen." than any other schools B team. Tennis: UCSD is confident about matchup season. Lanthier said. It's not hard to under· because we didn't play well," said three tanisJaus batterS in order in Logan Boutilier and]ames Sanders. Now with a CCAA record of During his first season with the stand why the team would miss For the Warriors, right fielder 19-19, UCSD must wait and see UCSD head coach Dan O'Brien. the top of the eighth. The Tritons conrinued from page 20 season. But now I am a year more advantage for the Tritons, who lost Tritons, he led the team with 169 Woods, who shot close to 50 percent what happens in league play this "We needed to play solid baseball earned their fir t victory when Scott Neal and designated hitter coach Eric Steidlmayer. UCSD ready and a year more experi­ last year in Hawaii. agel says that total rebounds. He was aJso second in 2001-02 conference games. upcoming weekend. Not only do and we didn't. The team we played Kennison smgled home Miller. Marc Duvall each had three hits in has also competed well in Division enced," Swatt aid. "We know not having the Hawaiian humidity was beatable but we ended up UCSD senior pitcher Alex the game. the Tritons need Grand Canyon II despite having to play teams [the Sea Warriors) going in .. . and playing in San Diego weather beaong ourselves rather than hav­ C remidan earned his second vic­ Tritons Burton, center field­ to sweep CSU Stanislaus, but they where the majority of the players there will be no surprises. We are key aspects, which allow the ing Stanislaus come down to our tory of the season and improved to erlleft fielder Damian F ante and also need CSU San Bernardino to are on athletic scholarships - have a lot of energy and we feel ball to travel faster here. place and beat us, which makes for 2-2 overall. Hernandez each notched two hits beat San Francisco State, and omething UCSD does not give. positive. We've been working The Tritons are also hoping Softball: Triton defense a frustrating weekend." Kennison went 2-forA and apiece. league-leader Sonoma State to The Tritons will be facing a hard all year for this match. We're for a large, thunderous crowd to In game two of the doublehead­ Gascon went 2-for-3 with twO UCSD pitcher Boutilier picked outplay CSU Los Angel , if a squad of foreign players, includ­ really pumped." cheer them on and to perhaps makes up for weak bats er, the third of the series, UCSD doubles. Merrifield also had a up the loss for the Triton and fell playoff berth is in the future. ing the No.7 singles player in the Before the match, the Tritons intimidate their opponents. double in the game. to 2 -Ion the season. finally put up a nurk in the wins nation, Mikael Maatta from will have a couple of days of "I think it is very important to continued from page 20 The final game of the Classic was '7 column and beat CSU Stanislaus in I n the crucial series closer, The three losses drop UCSD Sit PLAYOFF. Page Sweden, who will most likely play intense doubles practice and will have the home court, especially if bringing her record down to 9-8 on a low note for the Tritons, who fin­ at No. I singles against junior be focusing more on match play. we can draw a large amount of fans . the season. UCSD was able to get ished with a 9-1 mercy rule defeat at Sameer Chopra, whom Maana "We cannot afford to come out They definitely could be the differ­ five hits, including two from Hurst the hands of CSU Bakersfield. defeated in three sets last year. slow [in doubles]. Doubles are ence for us," Steidl mayer said. and junior Amy Mettee, despite not Junior J odie Bland took the loss, FIND All are healthy on the UCSD fairly even [against Hawaii Swan expressed a similar senti­ being able to bring in a run. putting her record at 5-7 on the sea­ team, and Steidlmayer will send Pacific) and will be huge because ment. "Our defense was really so-ong," son. Hurst scored UCSOS lone nul. Roommates STORAGE out his usual starting lineup we have to take [at least] a 2-1 "We're going to need the place Gerckens said. "We had a lot of "Bakersfield has won nine of USA their last 10 games, and I thi nk against the Sea Warriors. At No. I lead," Meyer said. packed," Swatt said. "Fan support offensive opportunities but we just rICkets doubles will be Chopra pairing up Playing at home is also a crucial is big. We need it." couldn't score. " they're the best team in our region with sophomore Bryan Swan. At In the third game of the tourney, right now," Gerckens said. "No mat­ 1&lim&IIIDIr:J (ars No. 2 will be freshman Tommy the Tritons pulJed off a 5-2 victory ter who we pitched, they hit us. " STUDENT Novak and his partner, junior Jeff against San Francisco State from After the Mountain Dew Classic, Bikes Wilson. At No.3 will be a pair of behind an eight inning perfonnance UCSD played a doubleheader seniors, captain Mike Meyer and by Hanley, which brought her against San Francisco State, winning Deals SPECIAL Sean Nagel. In singles, Chopra record up to 7-11 on the season. both games by scores of 4-0 and 3-0, Or:J mltl ••, will play at No. I, Meyer at No. 2, While the bats were slow for respectively. Kurz (10-9) and Hanley Rentals Swatt at No. 3, sophomore Emil UCSD, they managed to tie the (8- 11) earned the respective pitching Novak at No. 4, junior Blake game at two in the seventh inning, victories. Real World. Real life. Real Issues. Stereos Wilson-Hayden at No. 5 and and scored three in the eighth to In the first game, Mettee went 2- FREE Wilson at No. 6. take the victory. for-4 with two runs and an RBI, SurfbaU Meyer, who says he's been play­ "It took a while for our bats to while Bland went 2-for·3 . ln the sec­ TRUCK ing better the last few weeks and come alive, but it was much better ond game, Cope went 2-for-J with a AulD", feels like his normal self after hav­ lare than never," Gerckens said. home run, which was her third of the FOR ing faced an injury last season, is The fourth game for UCSD was year, and junior Kim Aggabao went Come hear Cara, cast member of We looking forward to his singles against UC Davis. The match 2-for-2 . "THe REaL UUORLD"'" match, most likely against Austrian resulted in a 4-0 Triton setback, with "We had a couple key wins," 10k MOVE-IN Matey Pampulov. He has seen the loss going to Kurz, her ninth of Gerckens said. "We could've been CHICae;O at ArIon. location only Pampulov play before and plans on the season. The Tritons were only tired from the tournament, but we iiams beating him with his counterpunch able to muster two hits, one from were playing for pride. an share the true story of her battle with and by outhitting him. Hurst and one from Mettee. Francisco has a high team batting depression and how she overcame her Typing The Tritons are looking to "Our bats really quieted down," average, so hutting them out was illness to go on and live. ACCESS DAILY 6 AM TO 10 PM benefit from last year's match Gerckens said. "Davis is a great hit­ impressive." I'JI/Gwtdion file BaIJysiIIing 2 Miramar Locations! against the Sea Warriors. *' ting team; they hit the ball alI over The Tritons finaJ four games of Mental health professionals will "My freshman year last year, I Home-court ••ngge: UCSD men's tennis IS looking forward to plaYing in the place. no matter where we the season take place on May 2 and didn't have the best end of the front of a solid fan base when rt faces off against Hawan Pacific at rome on May 3. pitched it" May 3, with two games each against be on site to discuss depression Computers 8038 Arjons Drive among college students and to answer questions. Tutors (858)549-8300 and more In Gucr_ 8192 Miramar/Cabot Water polo: UCSD comes short Womea's water polo 1003 WWPA Ch.plollslip finiII results: (858)549-0500 conunued from page 20 0-01 of the match. coffin. Oassifieds. more to "shut down any Davis Easier said than done. U SO fought hard for the We sell boxes, locks and packing supplies momentum," according to The Lion offense came out rest of the qu arter, scoring one WHEN: What do you ander . After letting in one swinging, u ing peed and tak­ more to make it a two-goal uaot,UClU UCSO (2.\014) st Thursday, May 1 more "garbage" goal, UC D's ing advantage of some U D game again, but couldn't come 5:00 p,m. need1 defense set in to shut out and defensive miscues to put five up with any more of the cor­ fru trate the Aggies for the goals on the scoreboard in the ing magic. amara ilverman remainder of the match. first period, and one in the sec­ led the Triton offensive with WHERE: G0 0 &MIl .. UCSD • lO'jOla Mil)CmJIIt (24-8) UCSD 1heGudan Tucker and Keesey were ond. UC D valiantly kept up three goals. top scorers once again, along with LMU, adding three goal The efforts of UC D's play Price Center, Ballroom A upstain in the with Meri Bantilan- mith, to cut the lead to 6-3 at the didn't come in vain, however, with twO goals each. break. as four Tritons were named to For more information, log on to www_GoOnAndLlv •.com Student Unlet With the vi ctory, the uddenly in the third, the the All -Tourname nt team. n,. Rul World i< • trllMnur1t of I/,ocom Int,""llon. llne abovetht UCSD squad found itself fa - Triton charged back, coring Ttl ker was a fir t tea m selec­ Opportunities for D.C. Internships mg a quick LMU squad ill the twice to get Within twO of the tio n, BJllulan- ' mith anti General Store. champIOnship. The Triton Lions at 7-5. lrhen, at the Ilverman were second -tea m Sponsored by Psychological and Counseling Services 858-534-3755 leadership Trainin& & Campai&n Involvement. kn ew they would have to low beginning of the fourth, LMU selections ,lil t! Kce!ocy rounded down the speedy LIOn attack (lJd what all haled tcams do up the bUllch With an hOllor­ G Call 866-777-1400 ea rly Illhcy we re to take con- best: They put the nail In the abl e me lltl OIl . Senior Sendoff Although an injury kept Jody Woods on the THURSDAY bench, men's basketball MAY 1, 2003 will miss his influence. page 19 20 LMU edges UCSD in WWPAs Triton baseball loses Women's water polo falls just short of title final league series

Iy DANIEL DW first quarter proved to be decisive onship every year." UCSD drops into fifth place; Staff Writer in the 8-6 loss. The road to the champi­ UCSD finished the 2003 sea­ onship game began with an 11-5 New York Yankees, Detroit son with a 23-14 overall record. tournament-opening victory playoffs are unlikely now Red Wings, Duke basketball ... Despite the second-place fin­ over CSU San Bernardino on you can add Loyola Marymount ish in the WWPA and top-notch April 25 . The Tritons charged women's water polo to the list of tournament victories over CSU right out of the gate, taking perennial parry poopers; the San Bernardino and heated rival advantage of all scoring opportu­ teams that everyone loves to UC Davis, coming home again nities to start the game with a 4- hate. without a championship trophy o run before the Coyotes got one For the second consecutive proved to be a little hard to swal­ by the UCSD defense at the end year, the UCSD women's water low for the Tritons. of the first quarter. UCSD polo team had their ational "We're disappointed with the rammed three goals into the San Collegiate Athletic Association loss," said UC D head coach Bernardino cage in the second Final Four hopes dashed by the Larry Sanders after the LMU period, meanwhile allowing only Lions of LM in the Western game. "We've worked hard to one more goal, which gave the Water Polo Association champi­ come this far, and to not finish it Tritons a 7-2 lead. UC D added onship game, on April 27 in off ... it's frustrating. We expect four more scores in the third Bakersfield, Calif.; a five-goal to win a conference champi- before sending in the subs. San Bernardino hit three consolation goals in the half. UCSD's Elizabeth Kee ey and Dana Tucker led the coring with a hat trick each. "We jumped out early those Rachel A. Garcia/Guardian first two quarters, scoring goals Getting back: ucsO's Matt Merrifield dives back to first In the Tntons' Apnl 25 game and shutting [San Bernardino) against the Wamors. Merrifield launched his first home run In the first Inning of the game. down. We dictated the tempo of the game," anders said . By COURTNEY FIELD field, to put U SD on the board. The next day proved success­ Senior Staff Writer Stani laus retaliated and put up single ful once again for the Tritons as runs in each of the fourth, fifth and they downed rival UC Davis by a After 10 ing three of four games sixth innings, to go ahead. Then in core of 6-5 in the semifinal on to visiting CSU Stanislaus this week­ the seventh, the Warrior put lip five April 26. end, the Triton baseball team will runs on three hits to clinch the first After a first-period draw, need a lot of help ftom other victory after the first five batter of UCSD lit up the scoreboard California Collegiate Athletic the inning reached base. UCSD put three times in the second period Association teams in order to qualify up three runs in the seventh to to take a 4-1 lead at the half. for the playoffs. counter Stanislaus' power, when Before things could be consid­ The Warriors took the opener catcher Matt Kenni on smack.ed a ered safe, however, the Aggies with ease, beating the Tritons 9-5. three-run home run to left field, plat­ came back with two goals of their UCSD jumped out to a two-run lead ing right fielder Brett Burton and sec­ own to cut the UCSD lead to in the bottom of the first inning when ond baseman Nigel Miller, who had Rebecca Orv!.t!r/Goordion fie one. The Tritons scored two Triton third baseman Matt Merrifield both singled through the right side. Denied: The loss to LMU In the WWPA final prevented UCSO from plaYIng knocked in his first home run of the In the NCAA ChampIOnships, which begin on May 10 at CanyonView Pool. ~e WATER POLO, Page '9 season, a two-run shot to left-center See BASEBALL. Page ,8

Is there too UCSD hosts NCAA men's tennis tournament high a price Triton are set to play Hawaii Pacific at home in NCAA Regionals to pay for By CYNTHIA CHAVEZ Regionals against No. 3 seed Hawaii Pacific a pair of victories on the road against Sonoma Staff Writer Universiry on May 3 on the Northview Tennis State and UC Davis. They finished a solid sea­ winning? Courts. The match starts at 10 a.m. son with a record of 18-5 in one of the tougher Having ho~e -court advantage will be a There are 61 teams from eight regions in schedules in aU of Division II, and took first in heavy component when the No. 14 UCSD the first round and UCSD is one of the three the California Collegiate Athletic Association. men's tennis team tries to avenge last year's sec­ teams receiving first-round byes along with The Hawaii Pacific Sea Warriors concluded From the ond-round loss to Hawaii Pacific. Hawaii Pacific and defending NCAA Naoonal their season with a record of 15-3 and placed sec­ "Playing at home is a big factor. We will Champions BYU Hawaii. Each region is hav­ ond in the Pacific West Conference behind BYU Front Row need the loud, boisterous fans when we play ing two first and econd round tournaments llawaii. They have not played the Tritons mce Hawaii Pacific," said UCSD men's tennis play­ with the winners advancing to the 16-team defeating them last year in the second round. er ean agel. national championships in AJtamonte Springs, UCSD has entered postseason play ever Bryce Warwick The ational Collegiate Athletic Association Fla., May 8 through May II . ince they joined Division n in 2001 under head DiVision 11 Men's Tenrus Comrruttee has select­ The Tritons are entering postseason play on ave you ever thought about ed the o. 2 seed Tritons to host the West a Winning note, ending their regular season with See TENNIS, Page '9 what it's worth to wm? Is It H worth hard work' Blood? Sweat' Tears' Is It worth losing years off your life? As far as I'm concerned, there Softball takes four of its last seven games are only two channels on our TV: ESPN and ESPN2. I was watching the latter on one of those days UCSD sweeps a doubleheader where it gets to be early afternoon before you realize that you're still wearing your pajamas and that against San Francisco State you've accomplished nothing all IyIOE SPANO innings, including a home run by day except to put a sizable impres­ Staff Writer sophomore Breanne Cope, her sec­ sion of your butt in the couch. ond of the season. Sophomore That's when one of those world's The Triton softball team com­ Jamie Hurst knocked in three runs strongest man competitions came peted in the CSU Bakersfield and freshman Desiree Franciscus on. Mountain Dew Classic on April 25 had two runs and two RBis. I must admit, I'm a sucker for through April 27 in Bakersfield, "We came out aggressive and these things. There's something Calif., and played a doubleheader had some key hits," said UCSD about watching huge men pull against San Francisco State on April head coach Patti Gerckens. semis uphi ll and toss around 100- 28, also in Bakersfield. ~Everyth.ing was working for us, pound weights like they're toys The toumamem started off on a and it wu a lot of fun." that pulls me in. Beyond that, these high note for the Tritons, who The second game of the strongmen have such great names: defeated Sonoma State with a Mountain Dew Oassic was a tough Svend Karlsen, Magnus mercy rule 9-{) victory. Sophomore I-{) loss for the Tritons against Samuelsson, Janne Vinanen, and Ken Hanley pitched five inninp of Western New Mexico. Freshman the great American hopes, Phil shutout ball to receIVe her sUth win Stephanie Kurt took the loss, * tW/Cuardar! • of the season. 011-': Ntef ~ in the MolrtaIn Dew Classic and in a cbJbIeheader agaenst ~t FIONT lOW, Pocr '7 UCSD collected II hits in four SFSU, UCSO VIi host CSU ~ ~ and CSU BaIr.ersfieId !his weeI!end.