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In 8 p.m., 3:40 a.m. on HBO 9:01 p.m. on KMBC ers that Ashlee has been talking behind the premiere, “Daytona 500,” he’s in the This documentary from Lucy Walker Stung by the discovery that Savi (Alyssa her back to the other girls, and an ugly infield at the celebrated NASCAR race, (“Waste Land”) profiles snowboarder Milano) kept her pregnancy and affair Sunday confrontation ensues in the new episode getting a look at the luxurious RVs fans Kevin Pearce, who suffered a severe secret, Joss (Jes Macallan) moves in with “Who Are You, the Pope?” camp in and the distinctive tailgating brain injury in December 2009 while April (Rochelle Aytes). Harry and Domi- treats they cook up. practicing for the 2010 Winter Olympics. nic (Brett Tucker, Jason George) have a MLB Baseball The Mentalist Interviews with Pearce and his family tense confrontation at a social event. members and friends, along with exten- Karen (Yunjin Kim) meets with Detective 12 p.m. on TBS 9 p.m. on KCTV Monday On the last Sunday before the All-Star sive snowboarding footage, tell his story. Newsome (Gary Dourdan) again, but It’s a “Homicide: Life on the Street” mini- this one isn’t for business. April tries to break, two American League division reunion in this episode, with Reed Dia- How I Met Your Mother leaders get together at Comerica Park, Bizarre Foods America move on and pursue a relationship with mond reprising his role as CBI agent Ray 7 p.m. on KCTV Richard (Cameron Bender) in the new where the Central-leading Detroit Tigers Haffner and Kyle Secor guest starring as 8 p.m., 11 p.m. on TRAV close out a three-game series against When Robin (Cobie Smulders) discovers Andrew Zimmern visits the often-over- episode “All In.” a priest who once belonged to the Visu- that Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) never the West-leading Texas Rangers. Ian alize group. As Jane (Simon Baker) and looked Gulf Coast, sampling such local Kinsler and the Rangers got the better of formally asked her father for her hand delicacies as stingray tacos, pan-fried Tuesday the team investigate a 25-year-old case in marriage, she insists he do so before Prince Fielder and the Tigers when these that seems to involve both Visualize and duck testicles and nutria stew, in the teams last met in Texas in May, winning announcing their engagement. Ted (Josh new episode “Third Coast: Stingrays, 2013 MLB All-Star Game Red John, Lisbon (Robin Tunney) con- Radnor) tries to keep his own feelings in three of four — the last victory coming templates her future in “The Red Barn.” Swamp and Swine.” 6:30 p.m. on WDAF despite three Miguel Cabrera home runs. check by getting deeply involved in the wedding planning in “Band or DJ.” Jason POV Baseball’s best — as determined by a Crossing Lines fan vote — turn out at Citi Field in New NASCAR Racing Segel and Alyson Hannigan also star. 9 p.m. on KCPT, KTWU 9 p.m. on KSHB York for the 2013 All-Star Game. At this 12 p.m. on TNT As the ICC team races the clock to rescue American Ninja Warrior Jason Tippet and Elizabeth Mims’ writing, Miguel Cabrera of the Detroit New Hampshire Motor Speedway is the a wealthy teen who’s been kidnapped, documentary “Only the Young” profiles Tigers, Buster Posey of the San Francisco scene today as the Sprint Cup’s best 7 p.m. on KSHB three teens in a small California town. Giants, the New York Yankees’ Robinson Anne-Marie (Moon Dailly) discovers a The new episode “Miami Qualifying” vie in the New Hampshire 300. A field possible connection to a similar case Garrison, Kevin and Skye — Garrison’s Cano and the Baltimore Orioles’ Adam including Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, brings the action to Florida, where the sometime girlfriend — are typical teens Jones appeared to be shoo-ins for start- in Florence. Dorn and Louis (Donald new obstacles Utility Pole Slider, Balance Tony Stewart, Jeff Gordon and Kyle Sutherland, Marc Lavoine) uncover a link and also devout Christians, and their ing nods. The National League holds a Busch will take to the 1.058-mile oval in Bridge, Slider Jump and Monkey Peg lives unfold against a backdrop of eco- 43-38-2 edge in All-Star play, including to their archenemy, Alexander Dimitrov await the contestants. The field includes a race won last year by Kasey Kahne. He (Marcel Iures), that could prove deadly. nomic turmoil and uncertainty about the last year’s 8-0 rout at Kauffman Stadium took advantage of a miscommunication Olympic track star Dee Dee Trotter and future. in Kansas City, Mo. Richard Flood also stars in the new epi- returning competitor Flip Rodriguez. between leader Denny Hamlin and his sode “Special Ops: Part 1.” pit crew to take away the lead and bag Matthew Iseman and Akbar Gbaja Biami- Longmire NCIS la host; Jenn Brown is the co-host. 9 p.m., 10:01 p.m., 1:01 a.m., 2:02 a.m. his second win of 2012. The Newsroom 7 p.m. on KCTV on A&E 9 p.m., 11 p.m. on HBO 2013 Home Run Derby Although he’s still on medical leave, The Good Wife Walt (Robert Taylor) investigates when Ducky (David McCallum) orders the The season premiere finds the “News 7 p.m. on ESPN 8 p.m. on KCTV Night” staff answering questions from a wild horse is discovered dragging a exhumation of a body related to a 12- When Alicia and Will (Julianna Margulies, This year’s Home Run Derby takes dead body, turning up evidence of an il- year-old case. As Gibbs (Mark Harmon) a network lawyer (Marcia Gay Harden) place at New York’s Citi Field, where the Josh Charles) learn that an imminent regarding a story that’s created a crisis. legal rodeo taking place at a local farm. and the rest of the team investigate a Supreme Court ruling could put Colin game’s top power hitters take aim at the Detective Fales (Charles S. Dutton) is Marine’s death, they start to suspect this Will (Jeff Daniels) makes a comment that shortened dimensions of a once pitcher- Sweeney (Dylan Baker) away for life, gets him yanked from 9/11 anniversary back in town with some questions for new case is connected to Ducky’s old one they rush to trial without bothering friendly park. Last year, Prince Fielder Henry (Lou Diamond Phillips) in the new in “Phoenix.” Rocker Michael Des Barres coverage. Jim (John Gallagher Jr.) goes joined Ken Griffey Jr. as the only players to prepare. Diane (Christine Baranski) on the road with the Romney campaign, episode “The Great Spirit.” Bailey Chase guest stars. re-evaluates her relationship with Kurt to win multiple derbies when he out- also stars. and Neal (Dev Patel) investigates the slugged Jose Bautista in the final round. McVeigh (Gary Cole) in “The Wheels of Occupy movement. Emily Mortimer also Whose Line Is It Anyway? Justice.” This year, Robinson Cano of the New Below Deck stars in “First Thing We Do, Let’s Kill All York Yankees and the New York Mets’ 7 p.m. on KCWE the Lawyers.” 9 p.m., 12:30 a.m. on BRAVO Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Masterpiece Mystery! David Wright will captain the four-man Five single male passengers recruit Dave American and National League squads. Stiles, who brought the laughs in the 8 p.m., 12:30 a.m. on KCPT, KTWU Falling Skies and Eddie as wingmen as they try to pick 1998-2007 incarnation of the improvisa- up women in the local clubs. At the end In the new episode “Endeavour, Series 1: 9 p.m., 10 p.m. on TNT The Glades tional comedy series, are back for this Fugue,” the police are working around The Masons’ search-and-rescue mission of the evening, they bring someone back new reboot. Aisha Tyler takes over the the clock to stop whoever is responsible 8 p.m., 12:01 a.m. on A&E to the boat who isn’t quite what they hosting duties as the featured players is interrupted by an encounter with a Jim’s (Matt Passmore) latest murder for a never-ending string of homicides. family of outlaws in this new episode. were looking for. Dave gets a special and guest stars create sketches, scenes Morse’s (Shaun Evans) love of opera may investigation leads him to a trio of lov- birthday surprise from his boyfriend. and songs on the spot. The construction of a massive weapon ers in a polyamorous relationship. His actually hold the key to stopping the kill- fuels doubt and a conflict of interest. An Adrienne, Kat and Sam continue to have ings. Roger Allam, Sean Rigby and Anton visiting father (Corbin Bernsen) has a trouble working together. Sam and CJ Perfect Score effort to catch a killer hits a roadblock in shocking bit of news for him in the new Lesser also star. “The Pickett Line.” Noah Wyle stars. take their flirtation to the next level in 8 p.m. on KCWE episode “Three’s Company.” Kiele San- the new episode “Dude, That’s a Dude, chez also stars. Date or no date? In each episode of this Princesses: Long Island Adam Richman’s Fandemonium Dude.” new game show, two friends compete 8 p.m., 12:30 a.m. on BRAVO 9 p.m., 12 a.m. on TRAV to pick their ideal mates from a field In the wake of the Drink Hanky party People with a passion are the focus of of prospects, each of whom has a cash fiasco, Chanel tries to get back on track this new series. “Man v. Food” star Rich- value attached based on the results of a of abnormal neurological reactions in a Only in America With Larry the camper, Kip (Thom Green) learns he has who’ll do whatever it takes to keep his group of girls. His examination yields the Cable Guy an admirer of his own: Chloe (Natasha motive for murder under wraps in the Best Bets discovery that a dark secret is behind Bassett), one of the mean girls who’s new episode “Detour.” Louis Ferreira, their symptoms. Moretti (Rachael Leigh 8 p.m., 12:01 a.m. on HIST been on Marina’s (Lily Sullivan) case. Lauren Holly, Roger Cross and Brendan Cook) wants to know why Pierce has In this new episode, Larry discovers that Mack’s (Rachel Griffiths) ex (Jonathan Penny also star. compatibility test. The player who picks taken on a case without her in the new the West Coast craze for customized low- LaPaglia) pays a visit in the new episode the most compatible — and valuable episode “Toxic.” Arjay Smith also stars. rider cars has made its way to Boston, “Capture the Flag.” Intervention — bachelor or bachelorette wins a date of all places. While he’s in town, he also 8 p.m., 12:01 a.m. on A&E with that person and the cash. Arielle Suits joins historian Rick Beyer for a memo- Necessary Roughness Kebbel (“The Vampire Diaries”) hosts. The compelling reality series takes its 9:01 p.m., 12:07 a.m. on USA rable trip along the Freedom Trail and 9:01 p.m., 12:03 a.m. on USA final bow with the story of Eric, 31, who Rizzoli & Isles As a new season opens, Jessica’s (Gina debuts his own re-enactment troupe. A Connor (John Stamos) receives an un- was a funny, generous and life-loving Torres) new partnership with Darby visit to the U.S. Army’s Natick Soldier pleasant surprise that has him looking guy before being caught in the grip of 8 p.m., 10 p.m. on TNT (Conleth Hill) is put to the test when he Center is also on his itinerary in “Larry’s for a mole at V3. An accountant (Sam addiction. Now he does whatever he can Maura (Sasha Alexander) becomes a assigns Harvey (Gabriel Macht) to a high- Beantown Lowdown.” Page) with a secret seeks out Dani’s (Cal- to finance his next fix, including steal- homicide suspect after her date is killed, profile, high-stakes case. Mike (Patrick lie Thorne) services. Paloma (Karissa Lee ing. His family members, especially his and she has no memory of the time they J. Adams) tries to mend fences with Franklin & Bash Staples) aspires to the fast track. TK and father, who feels responsible for Eric’s spent together. Jane (Angie Harmon) Harvey and deal with the fallout from his 8 p.m., 10 p.m. on TNT Sheera’s (Mehcad Brooks, Kate Miner) addiction, are desperate to get him into does her best to hunt down evidence to confession to Rachel (Meghan Markle) in A practical joke war becomes serious relationship heats up in the new episode treatment. prove her friend’s innocence, but it’s not “The Arrangement.” business when one prankster turns up “V3 for Vendetta.” looking good in the new episode “Killer dead, and the other is charged with the Pawn Stars in High Heels.” Bruce McGill also stars. Wednesday killing. The accused is Jared and Peter’s Deal With It 8 p.m., 12:01 a.m. on HIST Covert Affairs (Breckin Meyer, Mark-Paul Gosselaar) 9:30 p.m., 11 p.m. on TBS He was a singer, not a slugger, but Frank Suburgatory friend Robbie (Eddie Jemison), and to Howie Mandel of “Deal or No Deal” fame Sinatra’s signature on a Los Angeles 8 p.m., 11:07 p.m. on USA get at the truth, they’ll have to stop 7:30 p.m. on KMBC is an executive producer of this new ad- Dodgers World Series pennant could Season 4 finds Annie (Piper Perabo) try- thinking like lawyers and think like jok- dition to the “game shows with ‘Deal’ make a big difference in its value. Also ing to balance her budding romance with George (Jeremy Sisto) feels threatened ers. Damien (Reed Diamond) handles when Tessa (Jane Levy) returns from in their names” collection. Hidden cam- in this new episode, the guys get a Auggie (Christopher Gorham) and her a case for Infeld’s (Malcolm McDowell) eras capture the action as people play chance to make a deal on a replica of new professional partnership with Henry a summer with her grandmother in foundation in the new episode “Freck.” Manhattan and expresses an interest in pranks on their companions according to the DeLorean from the movie “Back to Wilcox (Gregory Itzin) as she searches instructions they receive via earpieces. the Future.” Rick thinks outside the box Colombia for the agency’s latest person her mother’s life. She even takes up the Royal Pains guitar and plans to sing in a talent show Theo Von hosts. to break Chumlee of his habit of losing of interest, known as the Puma. Hill 8 p.m., 11:03 p.m. on USA the keys to the shop in “World Series of Harper (“CSI: NY”) joins the cast this as a way of connecting with her mom’s musical side. Noah (Alan Tudyk) wants As Hank (Mark Feuerstein) tries to fig- Thursday Pawn.” season as Calder Michaels, a CIA station ure out what’s wrong with Officer Don chief based in Latin America. Michelle Carmen (Bunnie Rivera) to come back to Burn Notice work for him but has to compete for her (Brad Beyer), he finds himself becoming 2013 Tour de France Ryan guest stars in the season premiere, more involved in the lives of Don and his “Vamos.” with Dallas (Cheryl Hines) in “Homecom- 10:30 a.m., 1:30 p.m., 7 p.m., 11 p.m. on 8 p.m., 11:02 p.m. on USA ing.” daughter, Molly (Alexandra Socha). Divya Michael (Jeffrey Donovan) deals with (Reshma Shetty) treats a famous conduc- NBCSP Storage Wars New York Past Tours de France have been won and painful memories as he and Fiona (Ga- Criminal Minds tor whose passion for music is causing brielle Anwar) pose as hackers at a mali- 8:30 p.m., 12:31 a.m. on A&E him problems. Evan (Paulo Costanzo) re- lost in the mountain stages, and that 8 p.m. on KCTV may very well be true again today as the cious programming syndicate to steal This new episode brings the buyers back alizes that his new political venture will some information for Sonya (Alona Tal). to Brooklyn, where Joe P. scores with When a busload of children goes miss- be more difficult than he thought in the 2013 race winds its way through the cen- ing on the outskirts of Washington, tral French Alps. The 108-mile 18th stage Sam and Jesse (Bruce Campbell, Coby some modern technology, and Candy new episode “Vertigo.” Brooke D’Orsay Bell) make a deal with Barry (Paul Tei) and Courtney try a new bidding strategy. D.C., Rossi (Joe Mantegna) and the BAU also stars. features a double ascent of Alpe-d’Huez, team spring into action to find it before a grueling climb with 21 hairpin turns for some falsified documents in the new Chris and Tad enjoy a wine tasting in “Hi- episode “All or Nothing.” Text ... Hi-Jinx.” anyone comes to harm in “The Wheels Top Shot All-Stars that tends to separate the attackers on the Bus ... .” Thomas Gibson, Shemar 9 p.m., 10:02 p.m., 1:01 a.m., 2:03 a.m. from the rest of the peloton. Beyond Scared Straight Body of Proof Moore, Matthew Gray Gubler, A.J. Cook and Kirsten Vangsness also star. on HIST The Hero 9 p.m., 1:01 a.m. on A&E 9 p.m. on KMBC The contestants spin a wheel to deter- 7 p.m., 10 p.m. on TNT A vicious inmate tries to attack one of Tim DeKay (“White Collar”) guest stars in 2013 ESPYs mine the angle of their bodies as they the teens visiting the jail where he’s be- this episode as the father of a girl whose aim a Ruger Security Six revolver. The Primitive weapons and a tricky under- 8 p.m., 11:30 p.m. on ESPN ground cave await the contestants in the ing held in the new episode “St. Clair death Megan and Tommy (Dana Delany, bottom two finishers in that challenge County, IL.” Those young visitors include Mark Valley) are investigating. It looks Jon Hamm (“Mad Men”) hosts this edi- must fire a bullet through a narrow tube Team Challenge as the competition en- tion of the annual awards honoring ters the homestretch. In the War Room, Kristin, a cheerleader whose curfew like an extreme case of child abuse, but to avoid being sent home in the new violations have led her into theft and he and his wife (Margaret Easley) claim outstanding achievement in athletics. episode “Thread the Needle.” Colby Don- Dwayne poses a “What if?” question to Robin Roberts, the former “SportsCen- the hopefuls in the new episode “Endur- drug use; David, a self-proclaimed rac- their daughter was possessed, and the aldson hosts. ist who receives a humiliating demand devil killed her. The mother begs Megan ter” anchor now seen on “Good Morning ance.” America,” is this year’s recipient of the from an African-American inmate; and to keep her surviving child from suffer- Camp James, whose attack on an off-duty cop ing the same fate in “Lost Souls.” Arthur Ashe Award for courage in the Motive face of adversity. Roberts is a breast 9:01 p.m. on KSHB has made a bad first impression on the The annual capture the flag contest 8 p.m. on KMBC deputies. Perception cancer survivor now battling a blood and Flynn (Kristin Lehman) is on the case bone marrow disease called myelodys- brings out some people’s competitive 9 p.m., 11 p.m. on TNT when a mortgage broker is found stran- plastic syndrome. streak, while others take a more laid- An environmental activist asks Pierce back approach. While stewing over gled in the parking lot outside his office. (Eric McCormack) to look into a string Sarah’s (Dena Kaplan) interest in another Her investigation leads her to a man Shark Tank Moynahan also stars in “Fathers and Line”) guest stars as the suspect, Sam bound relationship with a new guy (Mark Sons.” Rhodes, in “The Man in the Woods.” Webber). This leads to tension with her Best Bets 7 p.m. on KMBC sister (Alison Brie) who is in the process Don’t you hate it when things slip be- Treehouse Masters Zero Hour of planning her own wedding. Martin tween the seat and the center console in 9 p.m., 11 p.m., 4 a.m. on ANPLAN 7 p.m. on KMBC Starr and Timothy Busfield also star in Elementary your car? Two entrepreneurs from Los this 2012 romantic comedy. Angeles, Marc Newburger and Jeffrey A bride- and groom-to-be want to get As Hank, Beck and Laila (Anthony Ed- 9:01 p.m. on KCTV Simon, hope to solve the “carmuter tri- married at Treehouse Point — the unique wards, Carmen Ejogo, Jacinda Barrett) Gaslight Sherlock (Jonny Lee Miller) is doing re- angle” problem with a device that keeps bed-and-breakfast inn Pete and his await their fate in the Faroe Islands, search in a morgue when he discovers a objects from falling into it, and they family own — but all the treehouses are Rachel (Addison Timlin) drops a bomb- 7 p.m. on TCM series of homicides in which the victims hope the Sharks will invest in it. Also in booked. Pete decides this would be the shell about Hank’s parents and the 41 You’re not paranoid, dear; he is out to were seriously ill and their deaths made this episode, a teenager pitches her line perfect time to add a honeymoon suite, Trust. When his mom (Beth Dixon) finally get you. Director George Cukor brings a to look like natural causes. He also of sugar scrubs, and a Massachusetts and he manages to pull it together in shares the painful secret she’s been classy patina to this 1944 big-screen ad- learns more about why Watson (Lucy man demonstrates his shrink-wrap gift time for the couple’s wedding in the apt- keeping, Hank realizes his father (Dan aptation of the creaky stage melodrama Liu) left her surgical career in “Lesser bags. ly titled new episode “Love Is in the Air.” Ziskie) is the missing piece of the puzzle about a woman who begins to fear her Evils.” Anika Noni Rose guest stars. and rushes to rescue him in the new epi- husband is trying to drive her mad. In- Teen Beach Movie Jules and Jim sode “Escapement.” grid Bergman won an Academy Award Rookie Blue for her portrayal of the mentally tor- 7 p.m. on DISN 9 p.m. on TCM 9:01 p.m. on KMBC Francois Truffaut produced, directed and My Cat From Hell tured wife of a man with a dark secret, Faced with leaving the beach she loves, while Oscar-nominated Charles Boyer The squad swings into emergency mode young surfer Mack (Maia Mitchell) co-wrote this 1962 drama, which became 7 p.m., 10 p.m. on ANPLAN when drugs from Andy and Marlo’s (Mis- one of the greatest masterpieces of the Most of Jackson’s feline clients attack and Angela Lansbury (in her film debut) goes out to ride one last wave with her are equally noteworthy. sy Peregrym, Rachael Ancheril) recent boyfriend, Brady (Ross Lynch). A storm French New Wave cinematic movement. people, other pets or both. Leanne and bust turn out to be contaminated with transports the couple back to 1962 and Oskar Werner and Henri Serre star as Steve’s cat, Daisy, has a different issue: Do No Harm deadly bacteria. As Swarek (Ben Bass) into a beach movie, where they’re in for the title characters, two close friends She flies into rages and attacks herself. leads the effort to get the tainted drugs a bit of culture shock. Garrett Clayton whose relationship is irrevocably altered The couple have tried everything, from 9 p.m. on KSHB off the streets, Andy and Marlo must and Grace Phipps also star in this tune- by their mutual attraction to a capricious drugs to acupuncture, but nothing has Jason receives an anonymous text mes- undergo decontamination, where Marlo ful tween-friendly confection from the woman (Jeanne Moreau). The film is worked. Leanne spends so much time sage threatening to reveal his secret and spills a big secret. Dov (Gregory Smith) Mouse House. based on a semiautobiographical novel tending to Daisy that Steve is feeling tries to track down the sender. He learns suspects Chloe (Priscilla Faia) is hiding by Henri-Pierre Roche. neglected in the new episode “Crazy there’s a fine line between an enemy and something in the new episode “Poison Hawaii Five-0 Daisy.” an ally. Olivia’s (Ruta Gedmintas) flight Pill.” Dead Files Revisited from Ian brings her and Cole (Brendan 8 p.m. on KCTV 9 p.m., 12 a.m. on TRAV Debbie Macomber’s Cedar Cove McHale) to a place filled with memories. Graceland As McGarrett and Catherine (Alex Jordan (Michael Esper) makes progress O’Loughlin, Michelle Borth) cross into In this new episode, retired detective 7 p.m., 9 p.m. on HALL 9:01 p.m., 12:02 a.m. on USA Steve DiSchiavi and medium Amy Allan This two-hour TV movie is actually the in his investigation of Jason’s past. Ste- North Korea to retrieve a fallen friend’s ven Pasquale plays Jason Cole and Ian Mike (Aaron Tveit) talks Bello (Gbenga remains, he tells her about his last mis- return to the scenes of two previous pilot for a new drama series. Andie Mac- Akinnagbe) into stealing from the investigations. In Bloomington, Ill., they Dowell leads the ensemble cast as Olivia Price in the new episode “I Can’t Keep sion there in this episode, a prequel to Your Secret.” region’s most powerful drug cartel, the show’s pilot. Jimmy Buffett and Terry reconnect with Diane, a mother who Lockhart, a judge in the titular small with a little help from Johnny (Manny O’Quinn reprise their guest roles in “Ole- reported that her son’s life was being town who finds herself at a crossroads in The Blind Side Montana). Briggs (Daniel Sunjata) offers lo Pa’a” — Hawaiian for “the promise.” threatened by strange entities. In Se- her life when she’s appointed for a fed- Charlie (Vanessa Ferlito) a hand with Scott Caan and Daniel Dae Kim also star. attle, they check in with a cafe owner eral judgeship. Dylan Neal, Bruce Box- 9:30 p.m. on FAM covering up her bad decisions in the whose establishment was in danger of leitner, Barbara Niven and Teryl Rothery A true story that had a major box-office wake of a bust gone wrong. Brandon Jay The Shaw Festival: Behind the closing because of paranormal activity in also star. impact, this drama from director-screen- McLaren also stars in the new episode “Forgotten & Burned Alive.” writer John Lee Hancock (“The Rookie”) “Hair of the Dog.” Curtain The Bourne Legacy became an Academy Award contender 8 p.m., 1 a.m. on KTWU The Shaw Festival: Behind the 7 p.m., 10:15 p.m. on HBO for best picture and also gave Sandra Friday The Shaw Festival in Ontario is one of Curtain Another covert operative plots against Bullock her first Oscar nomination for North America’s longest-running the- the agency that apparently wants to best actress. She and country music star ater events, presenting 11 plays on four 1 a.m. on KCPT Tim McGraw play a Southern couple who Gangs of New York The Shaw Festival in Ontario is one of eliminate him in this 2012 expansion of stages between April and October. This the screen franchise based on Robert take in troubled youth Michael Oher 6 p.m. on SHOW new special takes viewers on an intimate North America’s longest-running the- (Quinton Aaron) and give him the op- The word “epic” has to be used for direc- ater events, presenting 11 plays on four Ludlum’s novels. Succeeding Matt Da- tour of the festival, tracing the process mon in the series, Jeremy Renner plays portunity to become a football standout. tor Martin Scorsese’s sprawling 2002 of producing a play from start to finish. stages between April and October. This Kathy Bates co-stars. drama of rival mid-19th-century street new special takes viewers on an intimate the operative who decides to turn the gangs. Leonardo DiCaprio plays a young Blue Bloods tour of the festival, tracing the process tables on his pursuers with the help of man out to avenge his father’s (Liam of producing a play from start to finish. a similarly targeted government doctor Neeson) murder by going after the killer, 9 p.m. on KCTV (Rachel Weisz). Edward Norton and Stacy the colorful Bill the Butcher (Daniel Danny (Donnie Wahlberg) struggles Saturday Keach co-star, with Joan Allen, David Day-Lewis). The hero still finds time for to hold it together after his son Sean Strathairn and Albert Finney returning. (Andrew Terraciano) is severely injured romance with a pickpocket (Cameron Unforgettable Save the Date Diaz); Jim Broadbent and John C. Reilly in a bicycle accident. He needs all the co-star, and U2 performs the theme strength he can summon, as he and Kate 7 p.m. on KCTV 7 p.m. on SHOW song. (Megan Ketch) have a tough case: finding Carrie and Al (Poppy Montgomery, Dylan After he blindsides her with a public a sniper who’s apparently targeting the Walsh) travel to Syracuse to investigate a marriage proposal, a young woman drivers of gas-guzzling vehicles. Bridget murder that resembles the killing of Car- (Lizzy Caplan) dumps her boyfriend rie’s sister. Elias Koteas (“The Thin Red (Geoffrey Arend) and embarks on a re- THE NEWSROOM THE CRASH REEL of prospects, each of whom has a cash CRIMINAL MINDS value attached based on the results of a Sunday at 9 p.m. on HBO Monday at 8 p.m. on HBO Wednesday at 8 p.m. on KCTV Critics Choice compatibility test. The player who picks The season premiere finds the “News This documentary from Lucy Walker the most compatible — and valuable When a busload of children goes miss- Night” staff answering questions from (“Waste Land”) profiles snowboarder — bachelor or bachelorette wins a date ing on the outskirts of Washington, NASCAR RACING a network lawyer (Marcia Gay Harden) Kevin Pearce, who suffered a severe with that person and the cash. Arielle D.C., Rossi (Joe Mantegna) and the BAU Sunday at 12 p.m. on TNT regarding a story that’s created a crisis. brain injury in December 2009 while Kebbel (“The Vampire Diaries”) hosts. team spring into action to find it before Will (Jeff Daniels) makes a comment that practicing for the 2010 Winter Olympics. anyone comes to harm in “The Wheels New Hampshire Motor Speedway is the gets him yanked from 9/11 anniversary Interviews with Pearce and his family THE ADVENTURES OF SHARK- on the Bus ... .” Thomas Gibson, Shemar scene today as the Sprint Cup’s best coverage. Jim (John Gallagher Jr.) goes members and friends, along with exten- Moore, Matthew Gray Gubler, A.J. Cook vie in the New Hampshire 300. A field on the road with the Romney campaign, sive snowboarding footage, tell his story. BOY AND LAVAGIRL and Kirsten Vangsness also star. including Jimmie Johnson, Carl Edwards, and Neal (Dev Patel) investigates the Tuesday at 8 p.m. on DISN Tony Stewart, Jeff Gordon and Kyle Occupy movement. Emily Mortimer also HOW STELLA GOT HER GROOVE If this 2005 fantasy feels like some- 2013 ESPYS Busch will take to the 1.058-mile oval in stars in “First Thing We Do, Let’s Kill All BACK thing a 7-year-old came up with, that’s Wednesday at 8 p.m. on ESPN a race won last year by Kasey Kahne. He the Lawyers.” because it did spring from the mind took advantage of a miscommunication Monday at 9 p.m. on LIFE Jon Hamm (“Mad Men”) hosts this edi- of director Robert Rodriguez’s young tion of the annual awards honoring between leader Denny Hamlin and his FALLING SKIES Unless you, too, have a lost groove you son. He’s got quite the imagination, but pit crew to take away the lead and bag outstanding achievement in athletics. Sunday at 9 p.m. on TNT need to get back, this movie won’t inter- more adult editors might have helped to his second win of 2012. est you. A best-selling novel by Terry Robin Roberts, the former “SportsCen- The Masons’ search-and-rescue mission turn this tale into something a bit more ter” anchor now seen on “Good Morning McMillan inspired this 1998 tale of star- coherent. Cayden Boyd, the youngster BATMAN & ROBIN is interrupted by an encounter with a crossed lovers. Angela Bassett plays America,” is this year’s recipient of the family of outlaws in this new episode. who conjures up the titular superheroes Arthur Ashe Award for courage in the Sunday at 7 p.m. on SYFY Stella, a 40-ish single mom who’s raking (Taylor Lautner, Taylor Dooley) is a cutie, The construction of a massive weapon in the big bucks as a stockbroker but face of adversity. Roberts is a breast There really are no words to describe fuels doubt and a conflict of interest. An though, and George Lopez makes an ef- cancer survivor now battling a blood and how painfully awful this 1997 sequel is overdrawn at the love bank. Too busy fective villain. effort to catch a killer hits a roadblock in to stop and smell the romance, she’s bone marrow disease called myelodys- ... but we’ll try. And it’s not just the act- “The Pickett Line.” Noah Wyle stars. plastic syndrome. ing — although that is on par with, well, forced into a vacation by her best friend SUITS (Whoopi Goldberg). In Jamaica, she think of the worst movie you’ve ever AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR Tuesday at 9:01 p.m. on USA TOP SHOT ALL-STARS seen. Nor is it the bad costumes. Nope. meets a 20-year-old hunk (Taye Diggs) Monday at 7 p.m. on KSHB who helps her get in touch with her in- As a new season opens, Jessica’s (Gina Wednesday at 9 p.m. on HIST It’s the dialogue. The heinous one-liners Torres) new partnership with Darby and trite nonsense that come spew- The new episode “Miami Qualifying” ner hottie. Michael J. Pagan and Regina The contestants spin a wheel to deter- brings the action to Florida, where the King also star. (Conleth Hill) is put to the test when he mine the angle of their bodies as they ing forth from the mouths of Arnold assigns Harvey (Gabriel Macht) to a high- Schwarzenegger, Uma Thurman, George new obstacles Utility Pole Slider, Balance aim a Ruger Security Six revolver. The Bridge, Slider Jump and Monkey Peg 2013 MLB ALL-STAR GAME profile, high-stakes case. Mike (Patrick bottom two finishers in that challenge Clooney, Alicia Silverstone and Chris J. Adams) tries to mend fences with await the contestants. The field includes Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. on WDAF must fire a bullet through a narrow tube O’Donnell. An elementary-school student Harvey and deal with the fallout from his could write better than this. Olympic track star Dee Dee Trotter and Baseball’s best — as determined by a to avoid being sent home in the new returning competitor Flip Rodriguez. confession to Rachel (Meghan Markle) in episode “Thread the Needle.” Colby Don- fan vote — turn out at Citi Field in New “The Arrangement.” BILLY MADISON Matthew Iseman and Akbar Gbaja Biami- York for the 2013 All-Star Game. At this aldson hosts. la host; Jenn Brown is the co-host. Sunday at 8 p.m. on FAM writing, Miguel Cabrera of the Detroit SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II GIRL FIGHT Tigers, Buster Posey of the San Francisco Adam Sandler stars as a dimwitted 27- 2013 HOME RUN DERBY Tuesday at 9:15 p.m. on AMC Giants, the New York Yankees’ Robinson Wednesday at 9 p.m. on LIFE year-old goofball (hey, it’s a stretch!) Clearly produced to satisfy the hordes who must complete grades 1-12 in short Monday at 7 p.m. on ESPN Cano and the Baltimore Orioles’ Adam Real-life couple James Tupper and Anne This year’s Home Run Derby takes Jones appeared to be shoo-ins for start- clamoring for resolution to the subtle Heche star in this thoroughly depress- order or his father will turn over the ambiguities of the original “Smokey and family’s hotel chain to a conniving un- place at New York’s Citi Field, where the ing nods. The National League holds a ing 2011 docudrama as the parents of game’s top power hitters take aim at the 43-38-2 edge in All-Star play, including the Bandit,” this witless 1980 follow-up a teenager whose life is forever altered derling. Heaven knows reliving all those follows the Bandit (Burt Reynolds) and early school years would be less painful shortened dimensions of a once pitcher- last year’s 8-0 rout at Kauffman Stadium when several other girls brutally beat friendly park. Last year, Prince Fielder in Kansas City, Mo. his girlfriend (Sally Field) as they haul a her and post the video online. Jodelle than sitting through this witless 1995 pregnant elephant to Dallas, pursued by “comedy,” which plays like a bloated joined Ken Griffey Jr. as the only players Ferland and Max Lloyd-Jones also star. to win multiple derbies when he out- WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? the relentless Sheriff Buford T. Justice (a “Saturday Night Live” sketch that didn’t shamelessly hammy Jackie Gleason). make the cut. slugged Jose Bautista in the final round. Tuesday at 7 p.m. on KCWE DEAL WITH IT This year, Robinson Cano of the New Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan SECOND HONEYMOON Wednesday at 9:30 p.m. on TBS CROSSING LINES York Yankees and the New York Mets’ Stiles, who brought the laughs in the Howie Mandel of “Deal or No Deal” fame Wednesday at 7 p.m. on HALL Sunday at 9 p.m. on KSHB David Wright will captain the four-man 1998-2007 incarnation of the improvisa- is an executive producer of this new ad- American and National League squads. tional comedy series, are back for this Maggie and George (Roma Downey, Tim dition to the “game shows with ‘Deal’ As the ICC team races the clock to rescue Matheson) are about to announce their a wealthy teen who’s been kidnapped, THE GLADES new reboot. Aisha Tyler takes over the in their names” collection. Hidden cam- hosting duties as the featured players divorce plans when relatives surprise eras capture the action as people play Anne-Marie (Moon Dailly) discovers a them with an anniversary party and an possible connection to a similar case Monday at 8 p.m. on A&E and guest stars create sketches, scenes pranks on their companions according to Jim’s (Matt Passmore) latest murder and songs on the spot. island vacation. Smiling graciously, they instructions they receive via earpieces. in Florence. Dorn and Louis (Donald accept; they can get one of those quickie Sutherland, Marc Lavoine) uncover a link investigation leads him to a trio of lov- Theo Von hosts. ers in a polyamorous relationship. His PERFECT SCORE island divorces while they’re down there. to their archenemy, Alexander Dimitrov But they didn’t figure on the local mag- visiting father (Corbin Bernsen) has a Tuesday at 8 p.m. on KCWE MOTIVE (Marcel Iures), that could prove deadly. istrate, who makes them wait 48 hours. shocking bit of news for him in the new Thursday at 8 p.m. on KMBC Richard Flood also stars in the new epi- Date or no date? In each episode of this Hey, anything can happen in two days. sode “Special Ops: Part 1.” episode “Three’s Company.” Kiele San- new game show, two friends compete Flynn (Kristin Lehman) is on the case chez also stars. Daniel Lugo also stars in this predictable to pick their ideal mates from a field 2001 romance. when a mortgage broker is found stran- with a little help from Johnny (Manny BLUE BLOODS await their fate in the Faroe Islands, Montana). Briggs (Daniel Sunjata) offers Rachel (Addison Timlin) drops a bomb- Friday at 9 p.m. on KCTV Critics Choice Charlie (Vanessa Ferlito) a hand with shell about Hank’s parents and the 41 covering up her bad decisions in the Danny (Donnie Wahlberg) struggles Trust. When his mom (Beth Dixon) finally wake of a bust gone wrong. Brandon Jay to hold it together after his son Sean shares the painful secret she’s been gled in the parking lot outside his office. McLaren also stars in the new episode (Andrew Terraciano) is severely injured keeping, Hank realizes his father (Dan Her investigation leads her to a man “Hair of the Dog.” in a bicycle accident. He needs all the Ziskie) is the missing piece of the puzzle who’ll do whatever it takes to keep his strength he can summon, as he and Kate and rushes to rescue him in the new epi- motive for murder under wraps in the TEEN BEACH MOVIE (Megan Ketch) have a tough case: finding sode “Escapement.” new episode “Detour.” Louis Ferreira, a sniper who’s apparently targeting the Friday at 7 p.m. on DISN Lauren Holly, Roger Cross and Brendan drivers of gas-guzzling vehicles. Bridget BURLESQUE Penny also star. Faced with leaving the beach she loves, Moynahan also stars in “Fathers and Saturday at 7 p.m. on FAM young surfer Mack (Maia Mitchell) Sons.” ANOTHER CINDERELLA STORY goes out to ride one last wave with her The story is almost as old as movies Thursday at 8 p.m. on DISN boyfriend, Brady (Ross Lynch). A storm 50 FIRST DATES themselves, but if it’s splashy production transports the couple back to 1962 and numbers you want, this 2010 musical Friday at 10 p.m. on COMD Despite the title, this bit of tween-friend- into a beach movie, where they’re in for drama has a bounty of them. If it isn’t, ly fluff isn’t an actual sequel to 2004’s “A a bit of culture shock. Garrett Clayton The best movie Adam Sandler ever did don’t bother. Christina Aguilera plays a Cinderella Story” but just another mod- and Grace Phipps also star in this tune- was with Drew Barrymore. This is not Midwesterner who goes to Los Angeles ernized recycling of the old tale. Selena ful tween-friendly confection from the it. Unlike their earlier collaboration, in search of fame, which she just might Gomez plays Mary, the put-upon ward of Mouse House. “The Wedding Singer,” this one resorts find by graduating from waitress to a washed-up pop star (Jane Lynch), who to playing memory loss — specifically, performer at a nightclub operated by a finds her “prince” in a teen idol (Drew THE SITTER a short-term one on the part of Barry- former dancer (Cher). Co-stars include Seeley) attending her high school — sort more’s character — for laughs. Sandler’s Friday at 7:30 p.m. on HBO Stanley Tucci and Kristen Bell. of a male Hannah Montana. The plot is character is courting her, but she keeps thin, but young viewers will appreciate Jonah Hill was a recent Oscar nominee forgetting their recent history so he has DEBBIE MACOMBER’S CEDAR the song and dance numbers. Grown-ups for “Moneyball,” but the more typical to keep starting over — 50 first dates, are free to give it a pass. brand of movie he’s known for is rep- get it? If there’s a joke in there some- COVE resented by this crude comedy. As the where, we’ve forgotten it. Saturday at 7 p.m. on HALL PAWN STARS title suggests, he plays a suspended This two-hour TV movie is actually the Thursday at 8 p.m. on HIST student-turned-baby sitter, and one who THE SHAW FESTIVAL: BEHIND pilot for a new drama series. Andie Mac- buys himself a heap of trouble when he He was a singer, not a slugger, but Frank THE CURTAIN Dowell leads the ensemble cast as Olivia tries to meet up with his girlfriend at the Lockhart, a judge in the titular small Sinatra’s signature on a Los Angeles Friday at 1 a.m. on KCPT same time he’s on the job. Ari Graynor town who finds herself at a crossroads in Dodgers World Series pennant could and Sam Rockwell (“Conviction”) also The Shaw Festival in Ontario is one of make a big difference in its value. Also her life when she’s appointed for a fed- appear. North America’s longest-running the- eral judgeship. Dylan Neal, Bruce Box- in this new episode, the guys get a ater events, presenting 11 plays on four chance to make a deal on a replica of HAWAII FIVE-0 leitner, Barbara Niven and Teryl Rothery stages between April and October. This also star. the DeLorean from the movie “Back to new special takes viewers on an intimate the Future.” Rick thinks outside the box Friday at 8 p.m. on KCTV As McGarrett and Catherine (Alex tour of the festival, tracing the process THE BOURNE LEGACY to break Chumlee of his habit of losing of producing a play from start to finish. the keys to the shop in “World Series of O’Loughlin, Michelle Borth) cross into Saturday at 7 p.m. on HBO Pawn.” North Korea to retrieve a fallen friend’s MR. DEEDS Another covert operative plots against remains, he tells her about his last mis- the agency that apparently wants to Saturday at 4:57 p.m. on COMD WAIST DEEP sion there in this episode, a prequel to eliminate him in this 2012 expansion of Thursday at 9 p.m. on BET the show’s pilot. Jimmy Buffett and Terry Legendary director Frank Capra would the screen franchise based on Robert O’Quinn reprise their guest roles in “Ole- be spinning in his grave if Adam Sandler Did someone misspell the first word of Ludlum’s novels. Succeeding Matt Da- lo Pa’a” — Hawaiian for “the promise.” and his “creative team” had not already mon in the series, Jeremy Renner plays the title? All right, maybe that’s a bit Scott Caan and Daniel Dae Kim also star. exhumed him and clumsily ripped off harsh. This 2006 drama isn’t a total the operative who decides to turn the his warm and perceptive 1936 comedy tables on his pursuers with the help of waste, but it’s so formulaic you’ll prob- THE SHAW FESTIVAL: BEHIND “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town.” Actually,“Mr. ably be able to predict its plot devel- a similarly targeted government doctor THE CURTAIN Deeds” goes to that hot place in a hand- (Rachel Weisz). Edward Norton and Stacy opments before they happen. It stars cart pretty quickly, since any trace of Tyrese Gibson as an ex-con gone straight Friday at 8 p.m. on KTWU Keach co-star, with Joan Allen, David genuine wit, humanity and sophistication Strathairn and Albert Finney returning. who reverts to his criminal ways when The Shaw Festival in Ontario is one of from the original have been jettisoned to his son is kidnapped. Meagan Good plays North America’s longest-running the- make room for Sandler’s self-indulgent the Bonnie to his Clyde, a street hustler ater events, presenting 11 plays on four shenanigans. John Turturro rises above with her own reasons for wanting in on stages between April and October. This the material as Deeds’ kinky butler, but the action. Don’t feel bad if you want new special takes viewers on an intimate otherwise, this film is a waste of cel- out. tour of the festival, tracing the process luloid. of producing a play from start to finish. GRACELAND ZERO HOUR Thursday at 9:01 p.m. on USA Saturday at 7 p.m. on KMBC Mike (Aaron Tveit) talks Bello (Gbenga As Hank, Beck and Laila (Anthony Ed- Akinnagbe) into stealing from the wards, Carmen Ejogo, Jacinda Barrett) region’s most powerful drug cartel, GOLF SOFTBALL Futures. From Oklahoma City. GOLF 8:30 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour 12:00 p.m. ESPN Softball World (Taped) 6:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham- Sports Golf Aberdeen Asset Man- Cup: Puerto Rico vs. United pionship First Round. From agement Scottish Open, States. From Oklahoma City. Tuesday Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Final Round. Phil Mickelson and 2:00 p.m. ESPN Softball USA Slow Scotland. (HD) Sunday Ernie Els are expected to compete. Pitch Showdown: United AUTO RACING 1:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf From Inverness, Scotland. (HD) States vs. United States 3:00 p.m. NBCSP IndyCar Racing 2 Marathon Classic, First AUTO RACING 11:00 a.m. KSHB European PGA Futures. From Oklahoma City. in T.O. - Race Two. From To- Round. From Toledo, Ohio. (HD) 12:00 p.m. SPEED Australian V8 ronto. (HD) Tour Golf Aberdeen As- (Taped) 2:00 p.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham- Supercars Townsville. From set Management Scottish Queensland. (Taped) (HD) 8:00 p.m. ESPN2 Softball World BASEBALL pionship First Round. From Open, Final Round. From In- Cup, Final: Teams TBA. From 6:30 p.m. WDAF 2013 MLB All-Star Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, TNT NASCAR Racing Sprint verness, Scotland. (HD) Oklahoma City. Scotland. Cup: Camping World RV Game From Citi Field in Flushing, 12:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf N.Y. (HD) Sales 301. From New Hampshire 3:00 a.m. ESPN2 Softball World 3:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf John Deere Classic, Final Cup, Final: Teams TBA. From 2:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Home Run Sanderson Farms Champi- Motor Speedway in Loudon, N.H. Round. Louis Oosthuizen and Boo (HD) Oklahoma City. Derby From Citi Field in Flushing, onship, First Round. From Weekley are expected to compete. N.Y. (HD) Madison, Miss. 2:00 p.m. NBCSP IndyCar Racing 2 From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, 6:00 p.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham- in T.O. - Race Two. From To- Ill. (HD) Monday MOTORCYCLE RACING ronto. (HD) pionship Best of the First 1:30 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf AUTO RACING 11:00 a.m. SPEED MotoGP Racing Round. From Muirfield in 4:00 p.m. SPEED Lucas Oil Off Manulife Financial LPGA 11:30 a.m. SPEED NASCAR Rac- World Championship: Ger- Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. Road Racing Lake Elsinore. Classic, Final Round. Inbee ing Camping World Truck man Grand Prix. From Hohen- (Same-day Tape) (HD) From Kal Gard Motorsports Com- stein, Germany. (HD) Park, Paula Creamer, Stacy Lewis, Series: American Ethanol 8:00 p.m. FSN Golf Marshall plex in Lake Elsinore, Calif. Suzann Pettersen, Yani Tseng, Lexi 200. From Iowa Speedway in Des 12:00 p.m. SPEED MotoGP Racing Faulk’s Lumiere Place Clas- 5:00 p.m. SPEED Lucas Oil Off Road Thompson and Michelle Wie are Moines, Iowa. (HD) Moto2: German Grand Prix. sic. (HD) Racing Lake Elsinore. ProLite expected to compete. From Water- From Hohenstein, Germany. (HD) BASEBALL 11:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf and Pro 2 from Kal Gard Motor- loo, Ont. (HD) 1:00 p.m. SPEED MotoGP Rac- Sanderson Farms Champi- sports Complex in Lake Elsinore, 2:00 p.m. KCTV PGA Tour Golf John 9:00 a.m. FSN MLB Baseball Kan- ing Moto3: German Grand Calif. (Taped) sas City Royals at Cleveland onship, First Round. From Deere Classic, Final Round. Prix. From Hohenstein, Germany. Madison, Miss. From TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Indians. From Progressive Field (Taped) (HD) 3:00 a.m. ESPN BASEBALL Ill. (HD) in Cleveland. (HD) 2013 Open Champi- 12:00 p.m. FSN MLB Baseball Kan- 7:00 p.m. ESPN 2013 Home Run onship Second Round. From sas City Royals at Cleveland KSHB Golf U.S. Senior Open Wednesday Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Championship, Final Derby From Citi Field in Flushing, Indians. From Progressive Field N.Y. (HD) Scotland. (HD) in Cleveland. (HD) Round. From Omaha Country BASEBALL Club in Omaha, Neb. (HD) 9:00 p.m. FSN Baseball California TBS MLB Baseball Texas GOLF MOTORCYCLE RACING 6:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Web. 10:00 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Collegiate League All-Star 9:00 p.m. SPEED MotoGP Racing Rangers at Detroit Tigers. Game. (HD) From Comerica Park in Detroit. com: Utah Championship, Web.com: Utah Champion- Moto3: German Grand Prix. (HD) Final Round. Players expected ship, Final Round. Players GOLF From Hohenstein, Germany. (HD) to compete include Jason Gore, 12:30 p.m. WGN-A MLB Baseball expected to compete include Jason 3:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham- Chicago White Sox at Phila- Michael Putnam and Edward Loar. Gore, Michael Putnam and Edward pionship First Round. From Friday delphia Phillies. From Citizens From Sandy, Utah. Loar. From Sandy, Utah. Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Bank Park in Philadelphia. (HD) 8:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf John 12:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Scotland. (HD) BASEBALL Deere Classic, Final Round. Manulife Financial LPGA 1:00 p.m. METSPT College Baseball 1:00 p.m. ESPN2 Minor League 6:30 p.m. METSPT College Baseball Baseball SiriusXM All-Star Louis Oosthuizen and Boo Weekley Classic, Final Round. Inbee Thursday Futures Game. are expected to compete. From Park, Paula Creamer, Stacy Lewis, 7:00 p.m. FSN MLB Baseball De- TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill. (HD) Suzann Pettersen, Yani Tseng, Lexi AUTO RACING troit Tigers at Kansas City 3:15 p.m. FSN MLB Baseball Kan- Thompson and Michelle Wie are Royals. From Kauffman Stadium sas City Royals at Cleveland 1:00 a.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Web. 2:00 p.m. SPEED NASCAR Racing com: Utah Championship, expected to compete. From Water- K&N Pro Series: Sonoma. in Kansas City, Mo. (HD) Indians. From Progressive Field loo, Ont. (HD) in Cleveland. (HD) Final Round. Players expected From Sonoma, Calif. (Taped) (HD) 7:30 p.m. WGN-A MLB Baseball to compete include Jason Gore, 2:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf John 7:00 p.m. SPEED Australian V8 Chicago Cubs at Colorado 4:00 p.m. ESPN2 College Baseball Michael Putnam and Edward Loar. Deere Classic, Final Round. Rockies. From Coors Field in TD Ameritrade Home Run Supercars Townsville. From From Sandy, Utah. Louis Oosthuizen and Boo Weekley Queensland. (HD) Denver. Derby. From Omaha, Neb. (HD) are expected to compete. From 7:00 p.m. ESPN MLB Baseball St. MOTORCYCLE RACING TPC at Deere Run in Silvis, Ill. (HD) BASKETBALL GOLF Louis Cardinals at Chicago 6:45 a.m. SPEED MotoGP Racing 9:00 p.m. ESPN2 WNBA Basketball 6:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Champi- Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chi- World Championship: Ger- SOFTBALL Phoenix Mercury at Los onship Second Round. From cago. (HD) man Grand Prix. From Hohen- 9:00 p.m. ESPN Softball Taco Bell Angeles Sparks. From Staples Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, 1:00 a.m. ESPN2 MLB Baseball St. stein, Germany. (HD) All-Star Legends and Celeb- Center in Los Angeles. (HD) Scotland. (HD) Louis Cardinals at Chicago 2:00 p.m. SPEED MotoGP Racing rity Game. From Citi Field in 8:00 a.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chi- Moto2: German Grand Prix. Flushing, N.Y. (Same-day Tape) BILLIARDS Marathon Classic, First cago. (Same-day Tape) (HD) From Hohenstein, Germany. (HD) 2:00 a.m. ESPN2 Softball USA Slow 11:00 a.m. METSPT Billiards Rack N’ Round. From Toledo, Ohio. (HD) Pitch Showdown: United Roll: Men’s Tournament. States vs. United States Stampeders. From McMahon SOFTBALL Sports Stadium in Calgary. 1:00 p.m. ESPN2 Softball National GOLF Pro Fastpitch: USSSA Pride 6:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham- at NY/NJ Comets. 1:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf pionship Third Round. From Marathon Classic, Second Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Round. From Toledo, Ohio. (HD) Scotland. (HD) 2:00 p.m. ESPN 2013 Open Champi- 8:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham- onship Second Round. From pionship Third Round. From Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Muirfield in Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. (HD) Scotland. (HD) 3:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Sanderson Farms Champi- Marathon Classic, Second onship, Second Round. From Round. From Toledo, Ohio. (HD) Madison, Miss. 10:00 a.m. GOLF Golf American NBCSP Golf American Cen- Century Championship, tury Championship, First First Round. From Edgewood Round. From Edgewood Tahoe Tahoe Golf Course in Lake Tahoe, Golf Course in Lake Tahoe, Nev. Nev. (Taped) (HD) 6:00 p.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham- 1:00 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf pionship Best of the Sec- Marathon Classic, Third ond Round. From Muirfield in Round. From Toledo, Ohio. (HD) Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. 2:00 p.m. KSHB Golf American Cen- (Same-day Tape) (HD) tury Championship, Second 11:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Round. From Edgewood Tahoe Sanderson Farms Champi- Golf Course in Lake Tahoe, Nev. onship, Second Round. From (HD) Madison, Miss. 3:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Sanderson Farms Champi- Saturday onship, Third Round. From Madison, Miss. AUTO RACING 6:00 p.m. ESPN 2013 Open Cham- 3:30 p.m. ESPN Auto Racing Global pionship Best of the Third Rallycross Championship. Round. From Muirfield in 9:00 p.m. ESPN2 NHRA Drag Rac- Gullane, East Lothian, Scotland. ing Mopar Mile-High NHRA (Same-day Tape) (HD) Nationals, Qualifying. From 11:00 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Denver. (Same-day Tape) (HD) Sanderson Farms Champi- BASEBALL onship, Third Round. From 3:00 p.m. WDAF MLB Baseball Madison, Miss. Regional Coverage. Atlanta 5:00 a.m. ESPN 2013 Open Champi- Braves at Chicago White Sox or onship Final Round. (HD) New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox or Pittsburgh Pirates at Cincin- LACROSSE 3:00 p.m. ESPN2 MLL Lacrosse New nati Reds. (HD) York Lizards at Charlotte 6:00 p.m. FSN MLB Baseball De- Hounds. troit Tigers at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium MOTORCYCLE RACING in Kansas City, Mo. (HD) 12:00 p.m. SPEED Motorcycle Rac- 7:00 p.m. WGN-A MLB Baseball ing AMA Supercross World Chicago Cubs at Colorado Championship. From Anaheim, Rockies. From Coors Field in Calif. (HD) Denver. (HD) 4:00 p.m. SPEED MotoGP Racing 9:30 p.m. FSN MLB Baseball De- World Championship: U.S. troit Tigers at Kansas City Grand Prix, Qualifying. From Royals. From Kauffman Stadium Salinas, Calif. (HD) in Kansas City, Mo. (HD) 5:00 p.m. NBCSP Motorcycle Rac- ing AMA Peterson Cat FOOTBALL Washougal National 450 & 6:00 p.m. ESPN2 CFL Football Mon- 250 Moto II. (HD) treal Alouettes at Calgary trouble with a girl and gangsters. (NR) Angel Heart ››› ’87 Mickey Rourke. Autumn in New York › ’00 (HD) to stop the trafficking of Ecstasy in Miami. TCM Fri. 7:30 a.m. A satanic figure sends a private eye to Richard Gere. A New York restaurateur (R) (L, S, V, N) TBS Sun. 9 a.m. Movies Alien Resurrection ›› ’97 (HD) 1955 New Orleans, home of a voodoo unexpectedly falls for a free-spirited Bad Girls From Valley High › ’04 Sigourney Weaver. Cloned Ellen Ripley priestess. (R) (L, V, N, S) ENC Wed. 12:40 woman half his age. (PG-13) (L, S) TMC (HD) Julie Benz. Three teenage vixens and others aboard a spaceship battle a.m. Tue. 11 a.m. begin to age rapidly following the arrival A rampaging aliens. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Sun. Angels Crest ›› ’11 (HD) Thomas of a Romanian exchange student. (R) (S) 11:10 a.m. Dekker. Issues of guilt and innocence tear B HBO2 Wed. 1:35 p.m. About Face: Supermodels Then Aliens ›››› ’86 (HD) Sigourney apart residents of a small town in the Bad Santa ››› ’03 Billy Bob Thorn- and Now ››› ’12 (HD) Carmen Weaver. On planet LV-426, Ripley and a wake of a 3-year-old boy’s tragic death. Ba’al: The Storm God ’08 Jeremy ton. Two criminals disguise themselves Dell’Orefice, Carol Alt, Isabella Rossellini, dwindling number of Marines battle an (R) (L, S) TMC Wed. 1:40 p.m. London. An archaeologist unleashes a as St. Nick and an elf to rob stores at Christie Brinkley, Beverly Johnson and almost-unstoppable army of monstrous Angels in the Outfield ››› ’51 violent storm after he releases an ancient Christmastime. (R) (L, S, N, S, V) ENC Wed. other models discuss their groundbreak- predators which wiped out an entire Paul Douglas. The Pittsburgh Pirates’ god from captivity. (PG-13) (S, V) SYFY 10:45 p.m.; Thu. 10:15 a.m. ing careers. (NR) HBO2 Mon. 10:30 a.m. colony of humans, save for one little girl. manager sees hope after a newswoman Thu. 8 a.m. B.A.P.S › ’97 Halle Berry. Two Georgia Above the Rim ›› ’94 Duane Martin. (R) (L, V) MAX Thu. 10:30 a.m. reports a girl saw angels on their side. The Babe Ruth Story ›› ’48 William waitresses seeking a better life go to Hol- A high-school basketball star is torn by All In: The Poker Movie ›› ’12 (NR) TCM Fri. 3 p.m. Bendix. The baseball player goes from lywood and meet an ailing millionaire. loyalties to a drug dealer and an ex- (HD) Filmmaker Douglas Tirola examines Anger Management ›› ’03 Adam wayward youth to Boston Red Sox pitcher (PG-13) (L) BET Sat. 10:30 p.m. player. (R) (L, V) BET Fri. 12 p.m. the growing popularity of poker, and Sandler. A meek businessman clashes to New York Yankees home-run hero. (NR) Barb Wire › ’96 Pamela Anderson Lee. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ›› the crackdown on online gambling. (NR) with an aggressive therapist after being TCM Fri. 10 a.m. A bounty hunter seeks a device that could ’94 (HD) Jim Carrey. A bungling gumshoe SHOW Sun. 10:35 a.m.; Wed. 7:30 a.m. ordered to undergo 20 hours of counsel- Baby Mama ›› ’08 (HD) Tina Fey. A restore her brother’s sight and save mil- uncovers more than just a simple kidnap- SHOW2 Fri. 7:15 a.m. ing. (PG-13) (L, S) FX Sun. 8 a.m.; Mon. 6 battle of wills breaks out when a working- lions during U.S. civil war in 2017. (R) (S, ping when he searches for the Miami Dol- Almighty Thor ›› ’11 Cody Deal. Af- a.m. class gal moves in with the high-powered N, V) ENC Tue. 11 p.m. phins’ missing mascot. (PG-13) (N) CMT ter Loki destroys Valhalla and steals the Another Cinderella Story ’08 (HD) executive who hired her to be a surrogate Barbershop 2: Back in Business Mon. 7 p.m., 11 p.m. Hammer of Invincibility, only the young Selena Gomez. A young man longs to re- mother. (PG-13) (L, S) FX Fri. 8 a.m. ››› ’04 (HD) Ice Cube. The owner of a Action in Arabia ›› ’44 George hero, Thor, can protect Earth from Arma- unite with a beautiful dancer that he met Babylon A.D. › ’08 (HD) Vin Diesel. barbershop faces pressure from a corpo- Sanders. A U.S. newsman and a French geddon. (NR) (S) SYFY Sun. 8:30 a.m. at a masked ball. (PG) (L, S) DISN Thu. 8 A post-apocalyptic mercenary guards a ration that is opening establishments in agent thwart a Nazi payoff to Arab sheiks Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip- p.m.; Fri. 3 p.m. nun and her young charge, who may be his neighborhood. (PG-13) (L, S) BET Sun. in 1941 Damascus. (NR) TCM Wed. 6:45 wrecked › ’11 (HD) Voices of Jason Another Day in Paradise ›› ’99 mankind’s last hope for survival. (PG-13) 12 a.m., 11:30 a.m. a.m. Lee. Live action/animated. Chipmunks Al- (HD) James Woods. Drugs and crime bond (L, S, V) FX Wed. 6 a.m. BASEketball ›› ’98 (HD) Trey Parker. The Adventures of Huckleberry vin, Simon and Theodore, along with the an aging drug dealer and his maternal Babysitters Beware ’08 (HD) Tren- Two men invent a successful sport and Finn ››› ’60 Tony Randall. Mark Chipettes, become marooned on a not-so- girlfriend with a teen junkie and his lover. ton Rogers. A 7-year-old learns how to then try to keep a crass businessman Twain’s boy hero rafts the Mississippi deserted island. (G) MAX Mon. 8:05 a.m. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Thu. 12:35 a.m. behave badly to drive away all his baby from gaining control of it. (R) (L, S) HBO2 with slave Jim and meets a bogus king The American ››› ’10 (HD) George Another Stakeout ››› ’93 (HD) sitters. (PG) (L, S) SHOW2 Fri. 6 a.m. Sun. 3:15 a.m. and duke. (NR) TCM Thu. 2:30 a.m. Clooney. A hit man pursues a potentially Richard Dreyfuss. Seattle police buddies Back to School ››› ’86 Rodney Basic Instinct ››› ’92 Michael The Adventures of Sharkboy and dangerous romance with a local woman track a mob witness with an assistant Dangerfield. An earthy self-made man Douglas. An erotic writer toys with a San Lavagirl ›› ’05 (HD) Taylor Lautner. A while hiding out in a picturesque Italian district attorney who brings along her divorces his no-good wife and buys his Francisco detective who thinks she might 10-year-old and his imaginary friends try town. (R) (S, N, V) HBO2 Mon. 11:45 a.m.; dog. (PG-13) (V) TMC Sun. 8:30 a.m.; Sat. way into his son’s college. (PG-13) (L, S, N) be an ice-pick killer. (R) (L, S, V, N) ENC to save a distant planet from the forces Thu. 11:35 p.m. 10:30 a.m. KCWE Sat. 6 p.m. Thu. 7 p.m. of darkness. (PG) (S) DISN Tue. 8 p.m.; American Graffiti ›››› ’73 Rich- Antitrust ›› ’01 (HD) Ryan Phillippe. Back to the Future ››› ’85 Michael Batman ››› ’89 Jack Nicholson. The Wed. 11 a.m. ard Dreyfuss. Four teens in 1962 Cali- The billionaire founder of a software cor- J. Fox. A teen takes a crackpot’s DeLo- Caped Crusader saves dismal Gotham City The Affairs of Dobie Gillis ›› ’53 fornia get a final, nostalgic glimpse of poration offers a lucrative position to an rean time machine to 1955 and sees his and gorgeous Vicki Vale from the freaky Debbie Reynolds. Dobie Gillis and friends innocence before facing their postgradu- idealistic computer genius. (PG-13) (L, S, parents in high school. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC Joker. (PG-13) (V) SYFY Sun. 10:30 a.m.; find fun and romance during their first ation lives. (PG) (L, S) ENC Sun. 7 a.m.; Fri. V) HBO2 Wed. 5:05 p.m. Fri. 5 p.m. Mon. 7:30 a.m. year at college. (NR) TCM Sun. 8 a.m. 3:05 p.m. Armored ›› ’09 (HD) Matt Dillon. Back to the Future Part II ››› Batman & Robin › ’97 Arnold Schwar- Afterschool ›› ’08 Ezra Miller. A American History X ››› ’98 (HD) Armored-truck guards turn against one ’89 Michael J. Fox. A young man and his zenegger. Batgirl joins the caped crusad- prep-school student accidentally films the Edward Norton. A brutal skinhead emerg- another after their plan to rob their com- inventor friend must take a DeLorean ers to stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from drug-related deaths of two classmates, es from prison reformed and tries to pany goes terribly awry. (PG-13) (L, S, V) time machine to 2015. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC wreaking revenge upon the world. (PG-13) then is asked to put together a memorial show his neo-Nazi brother the error of his TNT Sun. 2 a.m. Sat. 5:05 p.m. (S, V) SYFY Sun. 7 p.m.; Mon. 4 p.m. video. (NR) TMC Mon. 11:10 p.m. ways. (R) (L, V, N, S) MAX Mon. 9 p.m. Arthur ›› ’11 (HD) Russell Brand. An Backdraft ››› ’91 (HD) Kurt Russell. Batman Begins ››› ’05 (HD) Chris- Against the Ropes ›› ’04 (HD) American Man ’12 Former football irresponsible playboy must choose be- Two brothers fight each other and an tian Bale. Following the death of his par- Meg Ryan. Boxing manager Jackie Kal- player Kevin Turner raises awareness tween an arranged marriage that will outbreak of arson as Chicago firefighters. ents, young heir Bruce Wayne becomes a len believes she and a veteran trainer about concussions in sports. (NR) ESPNC ensure his future wealth or following (R) (L, V) HBO2 Mon. 8:10 a.m. masked avenger who fights the forces of can turn a young man into a streamlined Sat. 12 p.m. his heart with a woman he truly loves. The Back-up Plan › ’10 (HD) Jennifer evil in Gotham City. (PG-13) (S, V) SPIKE prizefighter. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW Wed. Amish Grace ›››› ’10 (HD) Kim- (PG-13) (L, S) VH1 Fri. 6:30 p.m.; Sat. 10:30 Lopez. A single woman meets the man of Fri. 4:27 p.m.; Sat. 3:57 p.m. 9 a.m.; Sat. 3 p.m. SHOW2 Sun. 2:30 p.m.; berly Williams-Paisley. A grieving woman a.m. her dreams on the same day she becomes Batman Forever ›› ’95 Val Kilmer. Fri. 2:30 p.m. copes with the loss of her daughter after Assignment Berlin ’98 (HD) Sammi pregnant through artificial insemination. The Caped Crusader woos a criminal psy- Agent Cody Banks ›› ’03 (HD) a gunman kills Amish schoolgirls in Penn- Davis. A California detective tries to leave (PG-13) (L, S) USA Sat. 1 a.m., 12 p.m. chologist, takes on a sidekick and battles Frankie Muniz. Recruited by the CIA, a sylvania. (NR) LIFE Sun. 9 a.m. mobsters and intrigue behind by visiting The Backwoods ›› ’06 (HD) Gary Two-Face and the Riddler. (PG-13) (S, V) teen works under cover to befriend a girl An Amish Murder ’13 (HD) Neve her father in Germany. (NR) (S, V) TMC Oldman. Two couples must get a feral girl SYFY Sun. 4:30 p.m.; Mon. 1:30 p.m. whose father is a pawn for an evil organi- Campbell. A murder investigation in her Wed. 5:30 a.m. to safety after the men find her in the Batman Returns ›› ’92 Michael zation. (PG) (L, S, V) SHOW Sun. 6:15 a.m.; hometown triggers deep-seated emo- ATL ›› ’06 Tip Harris. Four Atlanta woods. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO Mon. 1 a.m. Keaton. The Caped Crusader clashes with Thu. 4 a.m. tions in an Ohio police chief who came teenagers, whose lives revolve around Bad Boys II ›› ’03 (HD) Martin Law- Catwoman and saves gloomy Gotham City Alibi Ike ›› ’35 Joe E. Brown. An ec- from the Amish community. (NR) LIFE hip-hop and rollerskating, face life-chang- rence. Two detectives uncover a conspir- from the foul Penguin’s plot. (PG-13) (L, S, centric ballplayer known for his unorth- Sun. 11 a.m. ing challenges on and off the rink. (PG-13) acy involving a drug kingpin while trying V) SYFY Sun. 1:30 p.m.; Mon. 10:30 a.m. odox pitching style finds major-league (L, S, V) VH1 Sun. 11:30 a.m. wealthy mistresses. (R) (L, S, N, S) TMC Billy Madison › ’95 (HD) Adam bomb around Chicago in an old police car, Breaking Point ’09 (HD) Tom Thu. 7 p.m. Sandler. An adult goof-off goes back to reuniting their hot band. (R) (L, S) MAX Berenger. A once-prominent attorney Movies Belly › ’98 (HD) Nas. Two young friends elementary school in order to run his Wed. 9:30 p.m. must overcome a deep conspiracy and involved in organized crime and drug father’s company. (PG-13) (L, S) FAM Sun. Blues Brothers 2000 ›› ’98 (HD) his troubled past to gain redemption. (R) dealing find that their priorities differ. (R) 8 p.m. Dan Aykroyd. Newly released from pris- (L, S, N, V) MAX Thu. 2:35 p.m. Battle Circus ›› ’53 Humphrey Bo- (L, S, V) SHOW Wed. 2:35 a.m. The Birdcage ››› ’96 (HD) Robin on, Elwood Blues reassembles the Blues A Bride for Christmas ’12 (HD) Ari- gart. A nurse joins a boozing major’s The Benchwarmers › ’06 David Williams. In Miami Beach a gay couple Brothers Band with new members. (PG- elle Kebbel. A man bets his friends that Mobile Army Surgical Hospital during the Spade. A millionaire helps three nerdy pretend to be man and wife when a son’s 13) (L, S) SHOW Mon. 5:45 a.m. SHOW2 Fri. he can convince a woman to marry him Korean War. (NR) TCM Mon. 8:15 a.m. buddies form a baseball team to compete future father-in-law and family visit. (R) 10:45 a.m.; Sat. 3 a.m. by Christmas. HALL Sun. 1 p.m. Battleship ›› ’12 (HD) Taylor Kitsch. against all the mean Little Leaguers. (PG- (L) HBO2 Thu. 8:30 a.m. Boat Trip › ’03 (HD) Cuba Gooding Jr. Bridge to Terabithia ››› ’07 (HD) An epic adventure unfolds across the 13) (L, S) ENC Tue. 3:20 a.m. The Black Dahlia ›› ’06 (HD) Josh Two skirt-chasing buddies discover too Josh Hutcherson. A boy and his new high seas, as American sailors go to war Bending the Rules ’12 (HD) Jamie Hartnett. In 1940s Los Angeles two cops late that their travel agent has booked friend, the class outsider, create an imag- against an army of invading aliens. (PG- Kennedy. A suspended cop and a pros- enter a world of greed, obsession and them on an all-gay cruise. (R) (L, S, S) inary world in which they rule as king and 13) (L, S, V) HBO Thu. 12:30 p.m., 8 p.m. ecutor become unlikely partners when corruption as they probe the grisly mur- TMC Thu. 1:50 p.m. queen. (PG) (L, S) USA Wed. 7 a.m. Beasts of the Southern Wild ››› they stumble onto a criminal plot in New der of a Hollywood starlet. (R) (L, S, V) Boogeyman ›› ’05 Barry Watson. Broken Arrow ›› ’96 (HD) John Tra- ’12 (HD) Quvenzhané Wallis. The father Orleans. (PG-13) (S, V) TMC Fri. 6 a.m. TMC Wed. 1:45 a.m. A man confronts the visions that have volta. An Air Force pilot matches wits with of an intrepid youngster prepares her The Best Man ››› ’99 Taye Diggs. A Black Rain ››› ’89 Michael Douglas. haunted him since a terrifying incident in a renegade colleague who is threatening for the end of the world, when melting writer heads to New York to be best man Two New York police detectives take an his childhood home. (PG-13) (S, N, V) ENC to detonate a pair of nuclear warheads. ice caps release fearsome beasts, called at a friend’s wedding, where he meets up underworld upstart back to Osaka, Japan. Wed. 2:35 a.m. (R) (L, V) AMC Mon. 4:30 p.m. aurochs, and rising flood waters threaten with an old flame. (R) (L, S) BET Fri. 6:30 (R) (L, S, V) ENC Fri. 10:25 p.m. Born for Trouble ›› ’42 Van John- The Brothers Karamazov ››› to engulf their Delta home. (PG-13) (L, S) p.m.; Sat. 9:30 a.m. Blade ›› ’98 Wesley Snipes. A man son. A reporter and his colleagues work ’58 Yul Brynner. In 19th-century Russia, MAX Mon. 11:30 a.m. Betrayed at 17 ’11 (HD) Alexandra with vampire blood and his mortal part- together to solve the murder of a death- the murder of a domineering man affects Beau Brummell ››› ’54 Stewart Paul. A woman seeks justice when a racy ner hunt a rebel vampire and his coterie row inmate. (NR) TCM Thu. 8 a.m. his four sons differently. (NR) TCM Mon. Granger. The flamboyant arbiter of 19th- video of her daughter becomes public, of undead. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 9:10 p.m. The Bounty Hunter › ’10 (HD) Jen- 11:45 a.m. century fashion has a fragile friendship causing the girl to commit suicide. (NR) Blade II ›› ’02 Wesley Snipes. Blade nifer Aniston. Originally hired to track The Brothers Solomon › ’07 Will with the Prince of Wales. (NR) TCM Sat. LIFE Wed. 7 p.m., 11:02 p.m. forms an alliance with a band of hard- down his bail-jumping ex-wife, a bounty Arnett. To fulfill their dying father’s wish 7:45 a.m. Beverly Hills Cop II ›› ’87 (HD) ened enemies in order to battle powerful hunter soon finds himself on the run for for a grandchild, two socially inept sib- Beautiful Ohio ›› ’06 (HD) Brett Eddie Murphy. A clever detective from vampires. (R) (L, S, V) SYFY Sat. 4:30 p.m. his life. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Mon. 12:30 lings embark on a mission to find mates Davern. A teenager lives in the shadow Detroit shows Los Angeles how to stop a Blade Runner ›››› ’82 Harrison p.m.; Tue. 6 a.m. and start families. (R) (L, S) KMBC Sun. of his older brother, a math prodigy who hit woman’s so-called Alphabet Crimes. Ford. A specialized detective in 2019 Los The Bourne Legacy ››› ’12 (HD) 1 a.m. maintains a distance from others. (NR) (S) (R) (L, S, N, V) COMD Sat. 10:24 a.m. Angeles receives an order to terminate Jeremy Renner. The actions of Jason Bruce Almighty ›› ’03 (HD) Jim Car- SHOW Tue. 3:30 p.m.; Fri. 5:30 a.m. Beware of Mr. Baker ››› ’11 (HD) obsolete android slaves. (R) (L, S, N, V) Bourne spell the possible end of secret rey. After a bad day at work, a frustrated Beavis and Butt-head Do Amer- Filmmaker Jay Bulger interviews Gin- ENC Wed. 11:15 a.m. intelligence programs, so a specially en- reporter meets God, who endows him ica ›› ’96 (HD) Voices of Mike Judge. ger Baker, legendary and often volatile Blast Vegas ’13 Frankie Muniz. An hanced operative goes on the run with a with divine powers for one week. (PG-13) Animated. Numbskull teens wander af- drummer of the rock groups Cream and ancient Egyptian curse leads to massive research scientist when it appears that (L, S) TBS Sun. 5 p.m., 11 p.m. ter their stolen television and into the Blind Faith. (NR) SHOW Tue. 7 p.m.; Sat. storms that devastate Las Vegas. (NR) their lives will become forfeit. (PG-13) (S, Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star clutches of arms dealers. (PG-13) (L, S) 2:30 a.m. SYFY Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 12 a.m. V) HBO Sat. 7 p.m., 10:15 p.m. › ’11 Nick Swardson. A small-town gro- COMD Sun. 3:04 p.m. Beware of Mr. Baker ››› ’11 Film- Blind Date › ’87 Kim Basinger. A Los Bowfinger ››› ’99 (HD) Steve Mar- cery bagger believes he has found his Bee Movie ›› ’07 (HD) Voices of Jerry maker Jay Bulger interviews Ginger Bak- Angeles bachelor attends a company din- tin. A broke producer hires a nerd who true destiny when he discovers that his Seinfeld. Animated. After he talks to a er, legendary and often volatile drummer ner with a stranger who gets silly when looks like a famous actor and other mis- conservative parents were once porn human florist, a college-educated bee de- of the rock groups Cream and Blind Faith. she drinks. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. fits to star in his latest movie. (PG-13) (L, stars. (R) (L, S, N, S) ENC Tue. 12:10 a.m. cides to sue the human race for stealing (NR) SHOW2 Wed. 7 p.m. 5:40 a.m. S) VH1 Thu. 1 a.m. ’12 (HD) Wesley Jonathan. his kind’s honey over the centuries. (PG) Budz House Big Easy Express ››› ’12 (HD) Indie The Blind Side ››› ’09 (HD) Sandra Boys’ Night Out ››› ’62 Kim Novak. A stoner and his buddies hit the jackpot (S) USA Wed. 9 a.m. bands Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Bullock. A well-to-do white family takes in Would-be swingers Fred, George, Doug when the giant bag of weed they stashed ›› ’92 (HD) Charles Gro- Beethoven Zeros, Old Crow Medicine Show and Mum- a homeless black teen and helps him re- and Howard share a sexy blonde who’s under a house becomes even more po- din. Children talk their father into letting ford & Sons embark on a six-city tour alize his potential on and off the football secretly doing a thesis on men. (NR) TCM tent after a serendipitous bathroom mis- them keep a St. Bernard puppy, which together and travel to their concert des- field. (PG-13) (S, V) FAM Sat. 9:30 p.m. Thu. 12:30 a.m. hap. (R) (L, S) TMC Tue. 2:45 a.m. grows to be a problem. (PG) (S, V) HBO tinations aboard an antique train. (NR) Blitz ›› ’11 (HD) Jason Statham. A Brake › ’12 (HD) Stephen Dorff. A fed- Bull Durham ››› ’88 Kevin Costner. Tue. 5:45 a.m. SHOW2 Wed. 3:45 p.m. tough cop goes after a serial killer who eral agent is taken captive by terrorists Before Sunrise ››› ’95 Ethan A literary baseball groupie romances a The Big Lebowski ››› ’98 (HD) targets police officers. (R) (L, S, V, N) TMC who want to know the location of the U.S. pitcher and a catcher on a minor-league Hawke. An American and a Frenchwoman Jeff Bridges. Bowling buddies become Tue. 7:15 p.m. president’s secret bunker. (R) (L, S) SHOW meet on a train and spend a romantic North Carolina team. (R) (L, S, N) WGN-A involved with a multimillionaire and his Bloodknot ›› ’95 (HD) Patrick Mon. 5:25 p.m. Sun. 10 p.m. day and night in Vienna. (R) (L) ENC Thu. family wanted by mobsters in 1990s Los Dempsey. The mother of a mourning Breakaway ’11 (HD) Russell Peters. A ›› ’03 (HD) Chow 7 a.m.; Sat. 4:35 a.m. Bulletproof Monk Angeles. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Fri. 6 p.m. family meets a mysterious young woman young man is torn between his traditional Yun-Fat. A martial-arts master finds an Being Flynn ›› ’12 (HD) Robert De Big Momma’s House 2 › ’06 Martin with a dark secret from the past. (R) (L, S, Indo-Canadian family expectations and Niro. As he struggles to define his own unlikely protégé to take over the respon- Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises his dis- V, N, S) TMC Tue. 4 p.m. his dreams of playing hockey. (PG-13) (L, sibility of protecting an ancient scroll. life, a young writer encounters his es- guise as a corpulent old lady and takes a Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for V) SHOW Thu. 5:45 a.m. tranged father, whom he hasn’t seen in 18 (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Tue. 10:45 p.m.; Sat. job as a nanny in a crime suspect’s house. the Road ›› ’06 (HD) Comics Jeff Fox- The Breakfast Club ››› ’85 (HD) 6 p.m. years. (R) (L, S, N) HBO2 Sat. 9:15 a.m. (PG-13) (S) BET Sun. 2 p.m. worthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall Emilio Estevez. A wrestler, a rebel, a Burke & Hare ›› ’10 (HD) Simon Bel Ami ›› ’12 (HD) Robert Pattinson. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure and Ron White perform their stand-up brain, a beauty and a shy girl share A morally bankrupt schemer rises to Pegg. Two 19th-century opportunists ››› ’89 (HD) Keanu Reeves. Two dopey routines. (NR) CMT Wed. 7 p.m., 11 p.m. Saturday detention in a Chicago high the upper echelons of Parisian society become serial killers so that they can dudes go back in time to fetch Beethoven, The Blues Brothers ››› ’80 (HD) school. (R) (L, S) AMC Wed. 9:01 p.m.; Thu. maintain their profitable business sup- by seducing a series of powerful and Napoleon and other biggies for a history John Belushi. Joliet Jake and Elwood 2:15 p.m. project. (PG) (L, S) COMD Tue. 10:12 a.m. Blues, brothers on a mission from God, Captain Ron ›› ’92 (HD) Kurt Russell. Charlie’s Angels ››› ’00 (HD) Cam- claim, the two arrive in his town. (R) (L, S, Cool Runnings ››› ’93 (HD) Leon. A salty rogue signs on to steer the yacht eron Diaz. Three private detectives try to N, V) HBO2 Fri. 2:55 a.m. Two Jamaicans make their way to Calgary Movies of a Chicago businessman and his family rescue a kidnapped computer pro whose Cloak and Dagger ›› ’84 (HD) Henry as long-shot bobsledders in the 1988 in the Caribbean. (PG-13) (L, S, N) SHOW voice-ID software would threaten global Thomas. An imaginary superspy helps a Olympics. (PG) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 9 Fri. 3:45 a.m. SHOW2 Tue. 3:15 a.m. security. (PG-13) (S, N, V) TNT Sat. 12 a.m. boy foil enemy agents plotting to smuggle a.m. plying cadavers to an anatomist. (R) (L, S) Car Wash ››› ’76 (HD) Richard Pryor. Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle top secrets. (PG) (L, V) MAX Thu. 5:15 a.m. Couples Retreat ›› ’09 Vince SHOW2 Tue. 6:30 a.m. A preacher, a cabby, other customers and ›› ’03 (HD) Cameron Diaz. Three private Closer ››› ’04 (HD) Julia Roberts. A Vaughn. Four couples find that paradise Burlesque ›› ’10 (HD) Cher. With help employees mingle to disco music at a Los detectives work under cover to retrieve writer, a photographer, a young woman comes at a price when they must par- from a savvy stage manager and a gen- Angeles car wash. (PG) (L) TMC Fri. 1 p.m.; two rings that contain cryptic informa- and a successful dermatologist grapple ticipate in therapy sessions at a tropical der-bending host, a cocktail waitress with Sat. 4:10 a.m. tion. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TNT Sat. 2 a.m. with love and betrayal. (R) (L, S, N) HBO resort. (PG-13) (L, S) OXY Fri. 7 p.m., 9:30 a stunning voice becomes a performer in The Cardinal ››› ’63 Tom Tryon. Charlotte’s Web ››› ’06 (HD) Voic- Thu. 1:10 a.m. p.m. a club’s musical revue. (PG-13) (L, S, N) An Irish-American clergyman experiences es of Julia Roberts. After learning that a Cloudy With a Chance of Meat- The Cowboys ››› ’72 (HD) John FAM Sat. 7 p.m. personal and professional turmoil as he young pig’s days are numbered, a literate balls ››› ’09 (HD) Voices of Bill Hader. Wayne. An aging rancher is forced to The Burning Plain ›› ’08 (HD) rises through the Catholic Church. (NR) spider weaves an elaborate plan to save Animated. When hard times hit the town hire a group of schoolboys when his own Charlize Theron. The offspring of two (L, V) TCM Sun. 5 a.m. her friend from the butcher’s block. (G) of Swallow Falls, a failed inventor con- men desert him before a 400-mile cattle dead lovers try to understand what hap- Casino Royale ››› ’06 (HD) Daniel TMC Mon. 6:30 a.m. structs a device that turns water into deli- drive. (GP) (L, V) AMC Sat. 5 p.m. pened to their parents. (R) (L, S, N) TMC Craig. After receiving a license to kill, Chasing Amy ››› ’97 (HD) Ben Af- cious food. (PG) (L, S) TOON Sat. 6 p.m. Cowboys & Aliens ›› ’11 (HD) Daniel Thu. 5:05 p.m. British agent James Bond enters a high- fleck. A young cartoonist falls for a fellow The Coca-Cola Kid ›› ’85 Eric Rob- Craig. A 19th-century gunslinger unites Busty Housewives of Beverly stakes poker game with Le Chiffre, a man artist, a lesbian with a long list of former erts. A corporate soft-drink sales ace townspeople, outlaws, and a band of ’12 (HD) Kelli McCarty. Lusty house- Hills who finances terrorist groups. (PG-13) (S, lovers. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 Tue. 11 p.m. finds an Australian valley where everyone Apache warriors against an extraterres- wives go crazy over an inept hypnotist N, V) AMC Sun. 5 p.m., 11 p.m. The Cheetah Girls ›› ’03 (HD) Ra- buys a local eccentric’s brand. (R) (L, S, N) trial threat. (PG-13) (S, N, V) HBO Tue. 2 and his magical amulet. (NR) (L, S, N, S) The Castilian ›› ’63 Cesar Romero. ven. Four diverse New York teenagers KCWE Sun. 12 p.m. p.m.; Sat. 1 p.m. MAX Wed. 11:45 p.m. A medieval Spanish nobleman comes out hope their music group will hit the big Colombiana ›› ’11 Zoe Saldana. A The Craigslist Killer ’11 (HD) Jake of exile to fight the Moors and a bad king. time. DISN Sat. 1:30 a.m. professional killer carries out hits for her McDorman. Police suspect medical stu- C (NR) TCM Sat. 5:30 a.m. Chernobyl Diaries › ’12 (HD) Ingrid uncle and dreams of taking revenge on dent Philip Markoff of murdering a young The Cake Eaters ›› ’07 Elizabeth Catch .44 ’11 Forest Whitaker. The plan Bolsx Berdal. Stranded in the ghost town the mobster who murdered her parents. woman at a Boston hotel. LIFE Sat. 7 p.m., Ashley. The death of the family matriarch of three women to intercept a drug ship- of Pripyat, Ukraine, near the Chernobyl (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC Wed. 9:20 a.m., 8:55 11:02 p.m. affects the three surviving male members ment for their boss goes horribly wrong. disaster site, tourists find that they are p.m. The Crash Reel ’13 (HD) Snowboarder in different ways. (R) (L, S) KSMO Sun. 4 (R) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. 1 a.m. not alone. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Thu. 7:30 p.m. Conception ›› ’11 (HD) Jennifer Finni- Kevin Pearce suffers a traumatic brain p.m. Cat’s Eye ›› ’85 Drew Barrymore. Child of Manhattan ›› ’33 Nancy gan. Nine Los Angeles couples react to injury while training for the 2010 Winter Camouflage ›› ’99 (HD) Leslie Stephen King tales follow a cat into a Carroll. A woman falls in love with a the challenges of pregnancy. (NR) (S) TMC Olympics. His family stands by his side Nielsen. An unsuccessful actor joins an smokers clinic, onto a penthouse ledge wealthy man but runs away with another Sun. 5:30 p.m. as he struggles through rehab, but they experienced private investigator to foil and into a girl’s bedroom. (PG-13) (L, S, V) after the death of her baby. (NR) TCM Thu. Concrete Blondes ’12 (HD) Diora object when he expresses his desire to a murder plot in Oregon. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 5:20 a.m. 11:15 a.m. Baird. Violent criminals try to retrieve $3 return to his favorite sport. (NR) HBO SHOW2 Fri. 2:30 a.m. Catwoman › ’04 Halle Berry. A shy Children of the Corn IV: The million from three young women. (NR) (L, Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 3:40 a.m.; Thu. 10:30 a.m. The Campaign ›› ’12 (HD) Will Fer- artist acquires feline speed, agility and Gathering ›› ’96 (HD) Naomi Watts. S, N, V) SHOW Fri. 12:30 a.m. HBO2 Wed. 7 p.m. rell. Hoping to gain political influence in keen senses following a brush with death. A medical student tries to free children in Coneheads ›› ’93 (HD) Dan Aykroyd. The Crocodile Hunter: Collision their North Carolina district, two wealthy (PG-13) (S, V) BET Thu. 6:30 p.m.; Fri. 2 a Nebraska town from an evil figure’s in- Stranded on Earth, aliens Beldar and Pry- Course ›› ’02 (HD) Steve Irwin. Steve CEOs put up a naive candidate to chal- p.m. fluence. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Thu. 12:30 a.m. maat of Remulak try suburbia with their and Terri Irwin encounter bumbling CIA lenge a longtime incumbent congress- Chalet Girl ›› ’11 (HD) Felicity Jones. Children of the Corn V: Fields teenage daughter, Connie. (PG) (N) COMD agents who are trying to find a fallen U.S. man. (R) (L, S, N) MAX Sun. 9:30 a.m., 3:15 While working a job at an exclusive ski of Terror ’98 (HD) Stacy Galina. De- Fri. 1:14 p.m.; Sat. 8:23 a.m. spy satellite. (PG) (L, V) HBO2 Mon. 5 a.m. p.m.; Sat. 6:20 p.m. resort to support her Dad, Kim learns to termined to save her estranged brother Congo ›› ’95 (HD) Dylan Walsh. Killer The Crow: City of Angels › ’96 Can’t Buy Me Love ›› ’87 (HD) Pat- snowboard and is so good at it that she from a suicide cult, a young woman faces gorillas menace an ex-CIA agent, a prima- Vincent Perez. A magic black crow guides rick Dempsey. A teenager pays the most enters a competition with a huge cash murderous children and worse. (R) (S, V) tologist and others on a mission in Africa. a motorcycle mechanic who returns to popular girl in school to be his girlfriend prize. (R) (L) TMC Tue. 9:20 a.m. TMC Wed. 12:15 p.m. (PG-13) (L, V) HBO Thu. 5 a.m. avenge the murders of himself and his for a month. (PG-13) (L, S) FAM Sat. 8:30 Changing Lanes ››› ’02 Ben Af- The Christmas Card ›› ’06 (HD) Ed The Constant Gardener ››› ’05 son. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sat. 8 p.m. a.m. fleck. An attorney and a recovering alco- Asner. Home on leave, a soldier visits a (HD) Ralph Fiennes. A mild-mannered The Crow: Salvation ›› ’00 Kirsten Can’t Hardly Wait ›› ’98 (HD) Jen- holic have a car accident which escalates small town and falls for the woman who English diplomat begins a transcontinen- Dunst. To avenge their deaths, a mystical nifer Love Hewitt. A teen decides to into an ongoing feud. (R) (L, S) WDAF wrote a well-wishing card to the troops. tal quest to uncover the truth about his crow resurrects an innocent young man proclaim his love for a classmate at their Sun. 1 p.m. (NR) HALL Sun. 3 a.m., 7 p.m. wife’s death. (R) (L, S, N, V) TMC Mon. 4:50 who was executed for the murder of his high-school graduation party. (PG-13) (L, Chaos ››› ’05 (HD) Jason Statham. A Christmas in July ››› ’40 Dick p.m.; Sat. 8:10 a.m. lover. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sat. 9:30 p.m. S) AMC Fri. 1:30 a.m. rookie cop and grizzled veteran search Powell. A penniless office worker goes Contagion ››› ’11 (HD) Marion Cotil- The Crow: Wicked Prayer ››› ’05 The Canterville Ghost ›› ’96 (HD) for a bank robber. (R) (L, S, V) USA Mon. on a spending spree after fellow work- lard. The world panics as doctors race to Edward Furlong. A resurrected ex-convict Patrick Stewart. A jaded American family 1 a.m., 9 a.m. ers trick him into believing he has won a find a cure for a rapidly spreading virus seeks revenge against Satanists who mur- frustrates the ghost trying to scare them The Charge at Feather River ›› contest. (NR) TCM Thu. 12:30 p.m. that kills those contaminated within days. dered both him and his girlfriend. (R) (L, from his 400-year-old English manor. ’53 Guy Madison. A frontier scout leads Chronicle ››› ’12 (HD) Dane DeHaan. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Thu. 5:40 p.m. S, V) TMC Sat. 11:15 p.m. (PG) (S) SHOW2 Wed. 11 a.m. prisoners on a death mission to save a Three high-school friends make a discov- Contraband ›› ’12 (HD) Mark Wahl- The Curious Case of Benjamin Captain Corelli’s Mandolin ›› ’01 railroad and rescue two women. (NR) ery that gives them incredible superpow- berg. A former smuggler finds himself Button ››› ’08 (HD) Brad Pitt. Ben- (HD) Nicolas Cage. In World War II Greece TCM Sat. 12:45 p.m. ers, but their lives spin out of control back in the game to settle his brother-in- jamin Button is born an old man in 1918 an Italian officer falls for a doctor’s Charlie and the Chocolate Fac- when their darker sides begin to emerge. law’s debt to a ruthless drug lord. (R) (L, New Orleans and ages in reverse and, daughter who thinks her fiancé is dead. tory ››› ’05 (HD) Johnny Depp. A poor (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Tue. 7:30 a.m. S, V) MAX Mon. 9:35 a.m. in so doing, becomes intimately familiar (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Wed. 3 p.m. boy and four spoiled children win a tour The Claim ››› ’00 (HD) Peter Mul- Cool Dog ’10 Jackson Pace. A dog trav- with the natures of love and death. (PG- through the incredible factory of an odd lan. Twenty years after a town’s founder els from Louisiana to New York to find his 13) (L, S, V) FX Tue. 12:30 p.m. confectioner. (PG) (L, S) FAM Thu. 4 p.m. trades his wife and daughter for a gold young owner. (PG) (S) SHOW2 Tue. 5 a.m. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Fri. 9:05 a.m., 8 after the death of his girlfriend’s daugh- Devil ›› ’10 (HD) Chris Messina. As able horror during a deep-woods sojourn. p.m. ter. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Fri. 11 a.m. frightening events unfold, five strangers (NR) SHOW2 Fri. 9:45 p.m. Movies The Darkest Hour › ’11 (HD) Emile Death Wish V: The Face of Death realize they are trapped in an elevator Double Harness ›› ’33 Ann Hard- Hirsch. After an alien attack devastates › ’94 (HD) Charles Bronson. The New with Lucifer himself. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO ing. After tricking him into marriage, a Moscow, survivors search for a way to York vigilante goes back to work after a Thu. 7 a.m. woman tries to win the love of her philan- Curly Sue ››› ’91 James Belushi. fight back against the deadly invaders. mobster’s thugs kill his girlfriend. (R) (L, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days dering husband. (NR) TCM Thu. 5 a.m. A con man targets a corporate lawyer (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Sat. 4:30 p.m. S, N, V) AMC Fri. 1 p.m. ›› ’12 (HD) Zachary Gordon. When his Dragonheart ›› ’96 (HD) Dennis and steals her heart with his adorable DarkWolf › ’03 (HD) Ryan Alosio. A Debbie Macomber’s Cedar Cove dad decides it’s time for some father-son Quaid. A medieval dragon-slayer teams adopted daughter. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. policeman and his rookie partner try to ’13 (HD) Andie MacDowell. A newspaper bonding, Greg Heffley pretends to have a up with his intelligent prey to rid the land 8:45 p.m. protect a woman from a hybrid werewolf editor complicates the life of a small- job at a ritzy country club so his vacation of a tyrant who betrayed them. (PG-13) which has chosen her as its mate. (R) (L, town judge who’s trying to prevent a won’t be ruined. (PG) (S) HBO Sun. 7:30 (V) KPXE Fri. 10 a.m. D S, V, N) HBO2 Wed. 2:35 a.m. couple from divorcing. HALL Sat. 7 p.m., a.m.; Wed. 6 a.m., 6:15 p.m.; Sat. 6:30 a.m., Dream House › ’11 (HD) Daniel Craig. D3: The Mighty Ducks ›› ’96 (HD) Date Night ›› ’10 (HD) Steve Carell. 9 p.m. 3:15 p.m. A publisher and his wife discover that Emilio Estevez. Teenage hockey players Mistaken identity creates an unforgetta- Debbie Macomber’s Trading Die Hard ››› ’88 (HD) Bruce Willis. their beautiful new home was once the get a prep-school scholarship, with a new ble adventure for two suburbanites who Christmas ››› ’11 (HD) Tom Cavana- A New York policeman outwits foreign scene of the gruesome murders of a team name and a new coach. (PG) (L, S, were trying to invigorate their marriage gh. Holiday travel leads to cross-country thugs holding his wife and others in a woman and her children. (PG-13) (L, S, V) V) TMC Fri. 7:30 a.m. with an evening at a bistro. (PG-13) (L, S, romances when a man and a woman tem- Los Angeles high-rise. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX HBO2 Tue. 5:55 p.m. Daddy’s Little Girls ›› ’07 (HD) V) FX Thu. 10:30 p.m.; Fri. 10 a.m. porarily swap houses. HALL Sun. 9 a.m. Sun. 1 p.m. Dreamer: Inspired by a True Gabrielle Union. An unexpected romance Dawg › ’02 (HD) Denis Leary. In order Deceived ››› ’91 (HD) Goldie Hawn. Die Hard 2 ››› ’90 (HD) Bruce Willis. Story ››› ’05 (HD) Kurt Russell. A blooms between a struggling mechanic to inherit $1 million, a heartless wom- An art expert suspects her husband of The sequel’s police hero spots military racehorse trainer and his daughter nurse and the attorney who is representing him anizer must seek forgiveness from his forgery, then suspects him of not even terrorists while waiting for his wife at a a gravely injured filly back to health and in a custody battle for his young daugh- former conquests. (R) (L, S) HBO2 Sat. being her husband. (PG-13) (V) TMC Sun. Washington, D.C., airport. (R) (L, S, N, V) aim for a slot in the Breeders’ Cup Classic. ters. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BET Sun. 4:30 p.m. 3:30 a.m. 4:30 a.m. MAX Thu. 1:10 a.m. (PG) (L, S) HBO Mon. 12:30 p.m. Daffy Duck’s Movie: Fantastic Is- The Day After Tomorrow ›› ’04 Deep Blue Sea ›› ’99 (HD) Thomas Die Hard With a Vengeance ››› The Dreamers ›› ’03 (HD) Michael land ›› ’83 (HD) Voices of Mel Blanc. (HD) Dennis Quaid. A climatologist tries Jane. A marine biologist and her staff ’95 (HD) Bruce Willis. Suspended from the Pitt. A young woman and her twin brother Animated. Daffy and Speedy Gonzales to locate his son after global warming become the prey of scientifically altered police force, John McClane enlists a Har- play sexual games with an American stu- invite Bugs Bunny, Foghorn Leghorn and leads to worldwide natural disasters. (PG- sharks that have a hunger for human lem shopkeeper to help stop a terrorist dent in 1968 Paris. (R) (L, S, N, S) HBO2 others to their own “Fantasy Island.” (G) 13) (S, V) MAX Thu. 9 p.m. flesh. (R) (L, V) KPXE Thu. 10 a.m. bomber. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Mon. 6:45 p.m. Thu. 2:25 a.m. MAX Sat. 5:30 a.m. Daydream Nation ’10 (HD) Kat Den- Def Jam’s How to Be a Player Dinoshark ›› ’10 Eric Balfour. A pre- Driven › ’01 Sylvester Stallone. At the Dakota Skye ’08 (HD) Eileen Boylan. nings. Forced to move to a boring back- › ’97 (HD) Bill Bellamy. A womanizer’s historic shark unfreezes from an Arctic request of the team owner, an auto racer A teen falls in love with a girl who has water town, a teenager embarks on af- sister and girlfriend study him for anthro- glacier and finds a feeding ground full of comes out of retirement to mentor an the ability to detect lies. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 fairs with a teacher and a stoner class- pology class, then try to reform him. (R) tourists and locals near Puerto Vallarta, immature hotshot. (PG-13) (L, S, V) KCTV Thu. 3:30 a.m. mate. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 10:40 a.m. (L, S, S) SHOW Thu. 2:25 a.m. Mexico. (NR) SYFY Sat. 10 p.m. Sat. 2:30 p.m. Dance Flick ›› ’09 (HD) Shoshana Daylight ›› ’96 (HD) Sylvester Stal- Den Brother ’10 (HD) Hutch Dano. Dirty Dancing ››› ’87 (HD) Jen- Driving Miss Daisy ›››› ’89 Mor- Bush. Two teens from opposite sides of lone. An ex-EMS chief leads the rescue of Suspended from his hockey team, a teen- nifer Grey. A doctor’s teenage daughter gan Freeman. An Atlanta widow and her the tracks come together through their New Yorkers trapped by an explosion in ager becomes a substitute leader for his gets slinky with the dance teacher at a chauffeur reflect the changing times, passion for dancing and their desire to the Holland Tunnel. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW sister’s Girl Scout troop. (NR) DISN Sun. Catskills resort in the summer of 1963. from 1948 to 1973. (PG) (L, S) ENC Fri. win the mother of all dance battles. (PG- Sun. 2:15 p.m. SHOW2 Sat. 5:15 a.m. 1:30 a.m. (PG-13) (L, S) A&E Sat. 4 p.m. 8 a.m. 13) (L, S) BET Tue. 12:05 a.m. Dead Calm ››› ’89 Sam Neill. An The Descendants ››› ’11 (HD) Dirty Laundry ’06 (HD) Rockmond Drones ›› ’10 (HD) Jonathan M. Wood- Daredevil ›› ’03 (HD) Ben Affleck. Australian in a sinking yacht tries to reach George Clooney. A man simultaneously Dunbar. Family secrets bubble to the ward. An office worker discovers that his A blind man whose other senses are ex- his wife, trapped on another vessel with a struggles with the decision to pull the surface when a closeted gay man returns colleagues, including his new girlfriend, traordinary works as an attorney during killer. (R) (L, S, N, V) OXY Thu. 5 a.m. plug on his comatose wife while facing home to see his mother and learns that are aliens. (R) (L) SHOW Tue. 8:45 a.m. the day and fights crime at night. (PG-13) Dead Silence ›› ’07 (HD) Ryan Kwant- pressure from relatives to sell 25,000 he has a young son. (PG-13) (L, S) LIFE (S, V) TBS Fri. 1 a.m. en. After his wife meets a grisly end, a acres of unspoiled Hawaiian land. (R) (L, Mon. 7 p.m., 11:02 p.m. E The Dark Knight ›››› ’08 (HD) man returns to their haunted hometown S) MAX Tue. 2:40 p.m.; Sat. 12:20 p.m. Divorce American Style ››› ’67 and uncovers a supernatural link to her Desperado ›› ’95 Antonio Banderas. Dick Van Dyke. A couple break up after The Eagle ›› ’11 (HD) Channing Ta- Christian Bale. Batman has to keep a bal- tum. Accompanied by his slave, a Roman ance between heroism and vigilantism to death. (R) (S, V) MAX Wed. 9:05 a.m. A guitar-playing stranger shoots up a 15 years of marriage, then get back to- The Dead Zone ››› ’83 Christopher Mexican cantina while seeking the drug gether as the easy way out. (NR) TCM soldier heads to Scotland’s Highlands fight a vile criminal known as the Joker, to retrieve the long-lost Ninth Legion’s who would plunge Gotham City into anar- Walken. A man comes out of a coma able dealer who killed his girlfriend. (R) (L, S, Sun. 5 p.m. to see the probable futures of anyone he V, S) ENC Tue. 1:45 p.m. Doc Hollywood ››› ’91 Michael J. emblem, and in doing so, to restore his chy. (PG-13) (S, V) TNT Sun. 5:45 p.m. father’s honor. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO2 Sun. 6 The Dark Knight Rises ››› ’12 touches. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Tue. 5:15 p.m. Detachment ››› ’11 (HD) Adrien Fox. An upstart plastic surgeon gets stuck Death Becomes Her ››› ’92 (HD) Brody. A substitute teacher and a princi- in a one-doctor Southern town and falls a.m., 10 p.m. (HD) Christian Bale. Eight years after he Edge of Darkness ››› ’43 Errol took the blame for Harvey Dent’s death Meryl Streep. An actress and an author pal are among those trying to maintain in love with a local. (PG-13) (L, S, N) ENC fight over a plastic surgeon and the se- their sanity in the face of a crumbling Fri. 4:30 a.m., 8:40 p.m. Flynn. A Norwegian fisherman and his and vanished into the night, Batman is bride lead the underground against the forced out of his self-imposed exile by a cret of eternal beauty. (PG-13) (L, S, V) high-school environment. (NR) (S) TMC Don’t Be a Menace to South Cen- MAX Thu. 12:50 p.m. Thu. 3:20 a.m. tral While Drinking Your Juice Nazis. (NR) TCM Tue. 10 a.m. cunning cat burglar and a merciless ter- Elevator Girl ›› ’10 Lacey Chabert. rorist called Bane. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Death on the Diamond ›› ’34 Detective Dee and the Mystery in the Hood ›› ’96 (HD) Shawn Robert Young. A rookie pitcher for the St. of the Phantom Flame ›› ’10 Wayans. A Los Angeles teen with an ir- Sparks fly between a free-spirited woman Tue. 9:30 a.m., 10 p.m. and a successful lawyer who meet while Dark Shadows ›› ’12 (HD) Johnny Louis Cardinals investigates the mysteri- (HD) Andy Lau. During the Tang Dynasty, responsible father seeks guidance from a ous murders of several of his teammates. China’s future empress frees an impris- cousin whose weapons color-coordinate stuck in an elevator. HALL Thu. 7 p.m. Depp. Turned into a vampire by a venge- Elizabeth: The Golden Age ›› ’07 ful witch, Barnabas Collins escapes from (NR) TCM Fri. 8:45 a.m. oned detective to solve the deaths of two with his sneakers. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO2 Death Wish 4: The Crackdown › courtiers who burst into flame upon ex- Fri. 1:25 a.m. (HD) Cate Blanchett. Queen Elizabeth I his tomb after 200 years and finds 1972 faces a threat to her rule from Spain’s Collinsport, Maine, a very different place. ’87 (HD) Charles Bronson. The vigilante posure to sunlight. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW2 Don’t Go in the Woods ’10 (HD) Eric architect targets Los Angeles drug rings Mon. 4 a.m.; Thu. 5 a.m. Bogosian. Musicians encounter unspeak- King Phillip II and temptation from char- Extremely Loud & Incredibly Fatal Instinct › ’93 Armand Assante. to survive after a huge sandstorm causes with a country girl rumored to be 16 and Close ››› ’11 (HD) Tom Hanks. Con- A cheating wife plots the death of her their plane to crash in the Gobi desert. married. (PG-13) (L, S, V) WDAF Sun. 2 Movies vinced that his late father left a final mes- policeman/lawyer husband to cash in on (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO2 Fri. 12:35 p.m. a.m. sage for him somewhere in New York City, his insurance policy. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC Flightplan ›› ’05 Jodie Foster. A Friday After Next › ’02 Ice Cube. a boy scours the five boroughs for clues Thu. 8:45 a.m. widow becomes frantic when her 6-year- Working as security guards, Craig and ismatic seafarer Sir Walter Raleigh. (PG- relating to a mysterious key. (PG-13) (L, S) Fever Pitch ›› ’05 (HD) Drew Bar- old daughter disappears on an airplane Day-Day run into the thief who stole their 13) (S, V) SHOW Mon. 10 a.m.; Sat. 7:30 a.m. HBO Mon. 10:15 a.m.; Fri. 1 p.m. rymore. A corporate executive falls for traveling from Berlin to New York. (PG-13) Christmas presents. (R) (L, S) BET Fri. 9 Sun. 4:35 a.m.; Thu. 4 p.m. SHOW2 Eye See You › ’02 (HD) Sylvester Stal- an affable schoolteacher obsessed with (S, V) OXY Mon. 5 a.m. p.m.; Sat. 6 p.m. ›› ’04 Anne Ha- Ella Enchanted lone. While staying at a clinic for therapy, the Boston Red Sox. (PG-13) (S) AMC Thu. Flyboys ›› ’06 James Franco. Several The Fugitive ››› ’93 (HD) Harrison thaway. A young woman embarks on a an FBI agent searches for a serial killer 6:30 p.m., 11 p.m. American youths volunteer for the French Ford. A U.S. marshal hunts a doctor on journey to break the curse of obedience who is murdering the staff and patients. ›› ’97 (HD) John military before the U.S. enters World the run who was convicted of murdering placed upon her by a fairy godmother. Fierce Creatures (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Sun. 1:05 a.m.; Fri. Cleese. An ex-Hong Kong policeman ruins War I and later become a squadron of his wife. (PG-13) (S, V) KPXE Mon. 10 a.m. (PG) (L, S) ENC Fri. 6:15 a.m., 7 p.m. 11:15 p.m. a media mogul’s London zoo that he had fighter pilots, the celebrated Lafayette Fun With Dick and Jane ››› ’77 ››› ’33 Joe E. Elmer the Great been hired to make profitable. (PG-13) (L, Escadrille. (PG-13) (S, V) WGN-A Sun. 10 Jane Fonda. When a California aerospace Brown. A country bumpkin-turned-base- S) HBO2 Fri. 11 a.m. a.m.; Mon. 3 a.m. executive loses his job, he and his wife ball player foils crooked pitchers and F ››› ’11 (HD) Joseph Gordon- Fool’s Gold › ’08 (HD) Matthew Mc- turn to armed robbery. (PG) (L, S) OXY Fri. racketeers conspiring to fix the World 50/50 The Falcon’s Adventure ›› ’46 Levitt. After learning that he has malig- Conaughey. A treasure hunter drags his 5 p.m.; Sat. 12 a.m. Series. (NR) TCM Fri. 6:15 a.m. Tom Conway. The debonair Falcon res- nant tumors along his spine, a young man estranged wife and her boss on a quest The Funhouse ››› ’81 (HD) Eliza- ›› ’06 Employee of the Month cues the Brazilian daughter of a scientist vows to beat his illness. (R) (L, S) TMC to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold. beth Berridge. Naughty teens are locked Dane Cook. The chance of a date with a slain for his synthetic-diamond formula. Mon. 9:30 p.m. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) LIFE Sun. 6 p.m., 10:02 in a carnival fun house with a man in a beautiful new cashier sends two store (NR) TCM Sat. 9:45 a.m. ›› ’04 (HD) Adam p.m. Frankenstein mask. (R) (L, S, V, N) MAX clerks into fierce competition for a cov- 50 First Dates Family Band: The Cowsills Story Sandler. A veterinarian tries to make a Footloose ›› ’84 (HD) Kevin Bacon. A Fri. 12:35 a.m. eted award. (PG-13) (L, S) OXY Thu. 7 p.m., ›› ’11 (HD) In the 1960s, incredible woman who has short-term memory loss hip Chicago teen moves to a Midwestern 10 p.m. musical talent helps propel the Cowsill fall in love with him. (PG-13) (L, S) COMD town where, thanks to a pastor, dancing ’10 (HD) Devon Sawa. Veteran G Endure family to the top of the charts, but their Fri. 10 p.m.; Sat. 6:58 p.m. is outlawed. (PG) (L) CMT Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. detective Emory Lane finds a disturbing meteoric rise ends almost as quickly as it ››› ’10 (HD) Mark Wahl- 1 p.m. Game Change ››› ’12 (HD) Julianne photo of a young woman inside of a car The Fighter began. (NR) (L, S) SHOW Tue. 4 a.m. berg. Having earned a shot at a world For Colored Girls ›› ’10 (HD) Kim- Moore. Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska be- wreck and races to find her before it is Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver championship, boxer Micky Ward reunites berly Elise. A group of women comes comes Sen. John McCain’s running mate too late. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Thu. 4:10 p.m. Surfer ›› ’07 (HD) Ioan Gruffudd. with his estranged brother to train for together in search of commonality and in the 2008 presidential election. (L, S) Eternal Sunshine of the Spot- Reed, Susan, Johnny and Ben face an the fight and become the new “Pride of understanding in the wake of personal HBO2 Sat. 3:15 p.m. ››› ’04 (HD) Jim Carrey. ›› ’07 (HD) Dwayne less Mind intergalactic messenger who has arrived Lowell.” (R) (L, S, V) FX Wed. 12 p.m.; Thu. crises, heartbreak and crimes. (R) (L, S, The Game Plan A doctor’s invention allows a couple to to prepare Earth for destruction. (PG) (L, 8 a.m. V) BET Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 2 p.m. “The Rock” Johnson. A star football play- erase the memories of their tumultuous S, V) FX Thu. 6:30 p.m.; Fri. 1 p.m. Finding Forrester ››› ’00 Sean Forced Vengeance ›› ’82 Chuck er tries to juggle his carefree lifestyle, relationship. (R) (L, S, N) SHOW Wed. 11 Fargo ››› ’96 (HD) Frances McDor- Connery. While studying at a prep school, Norris. The security chief of a Hong Kong his team’s bid for the championship and a.m. mand. A pregnant police chief probes an aspiring writer befriends a reclusive casino kicks apart a crime gang to avenge the needs of his newly discovered young Eurotrip ›› ’04 (HD) Scott Mechlo- the murderous events that evolved from author who becomes his mentor. (PG-13) his boss. (R) (L, S, N, V) ENC Thu. 12:20 daughter. (PG) (S) KMBC Sat. 8 p.m. wicz. A teenager and his friends have ››› ’02 Leonar- a desperate car salesman’s kidnapping (L, S) ENC Wed. 2:50 p.m. a.m. Gangs of New York misadventures in Europe while trying scheme. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Tue. 3 a.m. Finding Nemo ››› ’03 Voices of Forget Paris ››› ’95 Billy Crystal. do DiCaprio. During the era of Tammany to meet one’s pen pal. (R) (L, S, N) TBS Fast & Furious ›› ’09 (HD) Vin Die- Albert Brooks. Animated. A clown fish Friends at a restaurant recall the ro- Hall’s sway, a young man vows vengeance Mon. 1 a.m. sel. Back in Los Angeles, fugitive Dom embarks on a journey to find his son after mance of a yuppie couple who met in on the vicious gangster who killed his Evan Almighty ›› ’07 (HD) Steve Torretto and agent Brian O’Conner reig- losing him in the Great Barrier Reef. (G) Paris four years before. (PG-13) (L) ENC father. (R) (L, S, V, N) SHOW2 Mon. 3 p.m.; Carell. A newly elected congressman fac- Thu. 6 p.m. nite their feud but, then, must join forces ENC Mon. 7 p.m.; Tue. 6:30 a.m. Wed. 5:45 a.m.; Sat. 8:15 a.m. es a crisis of biblical proportions when against a common enemy. (PG-13) (L, S, V) Fireman Save My Child ›› ’32 Joe Forrest Gump ›››› ’94 (HD) Tom Gangs of New York ››› ’02 (HD) God commands him to build an ark. (PG) USA Sun. 10 a.m. E. Brown. A Kansas firefighter pitches for Hanks. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and Leonardo DiCaprio. During the era of (S) TBS Sun. 3 p.m. The Fast and the Furious ›› ’01 the St. Louis Cardinals and perfects a new other history is seen through the eyes of Tammany Hall’s sway, a young man vows vengeance on the vicious gangster who Ever After: A Cinderella Story (HD) Vin Diesel. An undercover police of- extinguisher. (NR) TCM Fri. 5 a.m. an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (PG-13) ››› ’98 (HD) Drew Barrymore. Treated ficer investigates a gang leader suspected Firestarter ›› ’84 David Keith. Qua- (S, V) HBO Thu. 4:30 p.m. killed his father. (R) (L, S, V, N) SHOW as a servant by her stepmother, a 16th- of stealing electronic equipment. (PG-13) sifederal agents hunt a man,who can The 40-Year-Old Virgin ››› ’05 Fri. 6 p.m. century woman wins the heart of the (L, S, V) TNT Sat. 9 p.m. bend minds, and his daughter,who can (HD) Steve Carell. Three dysfunctional Ganked › ’05 Kel Mitchell. An aspiring French prince. (PG-13) (L, S) E! Thu. 3:30 rapper seeks revenge when a pop singer The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo start fires by staring. (R) (S, V) ENC Thu. co-workers embark on a mission to help p.m.; Fri. 12:30 p.m.; Sat. 6 a.m. OXY Tue. Drift ›› ’06 Lucas Black. An American 11:15 p.m. their newfound friend lose his sexual in- steals his song. (PG-13) (L, S) Everyday Black Man ’10 (HD) Henry street racer in Japan learns an exciting The Five-Year Engagement ››› nocence. (R) (L, S, S) E! Sat. 7 p.m. 5 a.m. Brown. A drug dealer forces a man back but dangerous new style and goes head- ’12 (HD) Jason Segel. Career plans and Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred Garfield: The Movie ›› ’04 (HD) into being the violent person he once to-head with a local champion who has other obstacles stand in the way of two ’11 Lucas Cruikshank. A teenager tries to Breckin Meyer. Live action/animated. An was. (R) (L, V) BET Fri. 7 a.m. ties to the Yakuza. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SPIKE lovers who run into trouble each time convince everyone that his new neighbor orange cat tries to save his owner’s new Evil Eyes ’04 (HD) Adam Baldwin. A Fri. 7:30 p.m. they try to set a wedding date. (R) (L, S) is a vampire. (NR) NICK Sun. 12 p.m. dog after a television personality kidnaps series of grisly murders mirrors a screen- The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo HBO Sat. 12 a.m. Freedom Writers ››› ’07 Hilary it. (PG) (L, S) HBO Mon. 7 a.m. writer’s script about the slaying of a fam- Drift ›› ’06 (HD) Lucas Black. An Fled ›› ’96 (HD) Laurence Fishburne. Swank. A dedicated Los Angeles teacher Gasland Part II ’13 (HD) Filmmaker ily. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Thu. 2 a.m. American street racer in Japan learns Escaped convicts fight while they evade inspires her class of at-risk students to Josh Fox examines the potential long- Extreme Prejudice ›› ’87 (HD) Nick an exciting but dangerous new style and authorities seeking a computer disk on believe in themselves and achieve aca- term environmental impact of hydraulic Nolte. A border-town Texas Ranger gets goes head-to-head with a local champion Cuban mobsters. (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO Fri. demic success. (PG-13) (L, S, V) OXY Tue. 9 fracturing, including poisonous water and caught between a drug-dealing ex-friend who has ties to the Yakuza. (PG-13) (L, S, 1:45 a.m. p.m., 11:30 p.m. earthquakes. (NR) HBO Sun. 2:15 p.m.; and a major’s commandos. (R) (L, S, N, V) V) SPIKE Sat. 7 p.m. Flight of the Phoenix ›› ’04 (HD) Fresh Horses ›› ’88 Molly Ringwald. Wed. 12:45 p.m., 11 p.m.; Sat. 8:10 a.m. MAX Wed. 1:05 a.m. Dennis Quaid. A group of people struggles An Ohio engineering student falls in love The Good Witch ›› ’08 (HD) Cath- Growth ›› ’09 Mircea Monroe. A new Harry Potter and the Deathly women who work for prominent white erine Bell. A woman moves into a suppos- strain of a parasite threatens humans Hallows: Part 2 ››› ’11 (HD) Daniel families. (PG-13) (S) TMC Mon. 7 p.m. Movies edly haunted house and changes the lives on an island that had a deadly outbreak Radcliffe. As his showdown with Lord Help for the Holidays ’12 (HD) Sum- of the townspeople. HALL Sat. 5 p.m. 20 years earlier. (NR) (L, S, V) SYFY Wed. Voldemort nears, Harry may have to mer Glau. Santa’s elf leaves the North The Good Witch’s Charm ›› ’12 2 a.m. make the ultimate sacrifice. (PG-13) (S, V) Pole to help a family during Christmas- Gaslight ››› ’44 Charles Boyer. A (HD) Catherine Bell. Newly appointed The Grudge ›› ’04 (HD) Sarah Mi- HBO Wed. 10:30 a.m.; Sat. 10:45 a.m. time. HALL Sun. 7 a.m., 9 p.m. Scotland Yard detective figures out why Mayor Cassie Nightingale deals with a chelle Gellar. An American exchange stu- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Hemingway & Gellhorn ›› ’12 (HD) a schizoid Victorian is trying to drive his string of mysterious crimes in her small dent and her boyfriend encounter venge- Prince ››› ’09 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe. Nicole Kidman. Writer Ernest Hemingway wife mad. (NR) TCM Sat. 7 p.m. town. HALL Sat. 3 p.m. ful spirits that haunt a house in Tokyo. Dumbledore tries to prepare Harry for begins a romance with fellow scribe Mar- Get Smart ›› ’08 (HD) Steve Carell. The Good Witch’s Family ›› ’11 (PG-13) (S, V) MAX Wed. 3:45 p.m. the final battle with Voldemort, while tha Gellhorn. HBO Tue. 9 a.m. A newly promoted field agent, partnered (HD) Catherine Bell. Trouble plagues a Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle Hiding Out ›› ’87 (HD) Jon Cryer. with veteran Agent 99, blends inexperi- witch and other townspeople when her H and Wizard worlds, and tragedy looms A Wall Street yuppie hunted by mob- ence, enthusiasm and ineptitude as he long-lost cousin appears. HALL Sat. 1 p.m. on the horizon,. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM Thu. sters hides out as a student in his nerdy battles against KAOS. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TBS The Good Witch’s Garden ›› ’09 Hail the Conquering Hero ›››› 6:30 p.m. cousin’s high school. (PG-13) (L, S, V) MAX Sun. 2 a.m. (HD) Catherine Bell. A woman faces a ’44 Eddie Bracken. Preston Sturges’ satire Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Fri. 6:05 a.m. Ghostbusters ››› ’84 Bill Murray. threat from a stranger who claims to about a sickly soldier discharged from Azkaban ››› ’04 (HD) Daniel Rad- Highball ›› ’97 (HD) Justine Bateman. Parapsychologists with nuclear guns go have legal ownership of her house. HALL duty and mistaken for a war hero when cliffe. The young wizard and his friends Friends’ relationships are tested during a into business ridding New York of polter- Sat. 9 a.m. he returns home. (NR) TCM Thu. 3:30 p.m. confront Sirius Black, a fugitive with ties birthday party, a Halloween party and a geists. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. 9 a.m. The Good Witch’s Gift ›› ’10 (HD) Hallelujah, I’m a Bum ››› ’33 Al to Harry’s past. (PG) (L, S, V) HBO Wed. New Year’s Eve party. (R) (L) SHOW Thu. Ghosts of Mars › ’01 Ice Cube. An Catherine Bell. A criminal threatens the Jolson. A Central Park hobo falls in love 8 a.m. 7:30 a.m. intergalactic cop and her team join forces Christmas Eve wedding of an enchanting with the mayor’s amnesiac girlfriend. Hatching Pete ’09 (HD) Jason Dolley. Higher Learning ››› ’95 Omar with a dangerous criminal to battle su- witch and a police chief. HALL Sat. 11 a.m. (NR) TCM Tue. 6:45 a.m. A teenager becomes a big hit when he Epps. The harsh realities of identity, sex, pernatural warriors. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Sun. Goon ››› ’11 (HD) Seann William Scott. Halloween: Resurrection › ’02 dons a chicken suit to become a high- politics and racism greet the incoming 9:15 p.m. Though a misfit among his brainy family (HD) Jamie Lee Curtis. Internet users school mascot. (NR) DISN Mon. 1:30 a.m. freshmen of Columbus University. (R) (L, Gideon’s Army ››› ’13 (HD) Three members, Massachusetts bouncer Doug watch six collegians as they spend the The Haunting ››› ’63 Julie Harris. S, V) BET Wed. 12 a.m., 2:30 p.m. young public defenders dedicate their Glatt has a knockout punch that lands night in Michael Myers’ childhood home. An anthropologist, an heir and two ESP- Highlander: The Source ›› ’07 lives to helping the people that society him a spot on a minor-league Canadian (R) (L, S, V) TMC Mon. 1:15 a.m.; Wed. 7 prone women explore a New England Adrian Paul. Duncan MacLeod and a would like to forget. (NR) HBO Fri. 7:15 hockey team. (R) (L, S, S, V) SHOW Mon. 2 p.m. mansion. (G) TCM Sun. 2:30 a.m. group of companions embark on a quest a.m. a.m.; Wed. 10 p.m. The Happy Ending ››› ’69 Jean He Got Game ››› ’98 (HD) Denzel to discover the origin of their immortal- Gidget Goes Hawaiian ››› ’61 Grandma’s Boy › ’06 (HD) Doris Simmons. An affluent Denver woman Washington. A convict’s freedom depends ity. (R) (L, S, V) SYFY Sat. 2:30 p.m. James Darren. Teenage Gidget flirts with Roberts. Evicted from his apartment, gets drunk, pops pills and walks out on upon convincing his estranged son, a History Is Made at Night ››› ’37 beach boys in Hawaii until her old Cali- a video-game tester must live with his her lawyer husband after 16 years. (PG) basketball star, to attend the governor’s Charles Boyer. A Parisian headwaiter res- fornia boyfriend shows up. (NR) TCM Sun. grandmother and her two friends. (R) (L, (S) TCM Mon. 5 p.m. alma mater. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Tue. 10:20 cues a woman from her husband, a mad 11 a.m. S, N, S) COMD Sun. 7 p.m. Happy Gilmore ›› ’96 (HD) Adam a.m. steamship-magnate. (NR) TCM Sat. 9 p.m. Girl Fight ’11 (HD) Anne Heche. A video Grease ››› ’78 (HD) John Travolta. Sandler. A powerful swing convinces a He Said, She Said ›› ’91 Kevin Ba- Hitch ››› ’05 Will Smith. A smooth- of an assault on a teenager surfaces on Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to hockey player he can join the PGA tour con. After they split up, a newspaperman talking man falls for a hardened colum- the Internet. (NR) LIFE Wed. 9 p.m.; Thu. be like each other in their 1950s high and win back his grandmother’s repos- and a woman journalist each tell about nist while helping a shy accountant woo 1:02 a.m. school. (PG) (L) AMC Wed. 11:17 p.m.; Thu. sessed house. (PG-13) (L, S) FAM Sun. 6 their romance and becoming a Baltimore a beautiful heiress. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC Tue. GoldenEye ››› ’95 (HD) Pierce Bros- 11:45 a.m. p.m. TV team. (PG-13) (L, S) KSMO Sat. 6:30 10:10 a.m., 7 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m., 7 p.m. nan. A secret weapon’s theft sends Agent Greedy ›› ’94 (HD) Michael J. Fox. Hard Luck ››› ’06 (HD) Wesley p.m. Hitched for the Holidays ’12 (HD) 007 to Russia, where a pretty computer Rival heirs send a nephew to save their Snipes. A former criminal goes on the Head of State ›› ’03 (HD) Chris Rock. Joey Lawrence. A man and a woman pose programmer helps him track an ex-co- claim to the scrap-metal fortune of an run with a stripper after a drug deal goes An alderman becomes a presidential can- as a couple to fool their respective fami- hort believed dead. (PG-13) (S, V) BBC uncle who makes them nervous. (PG-13) bad. (R) (L, S, N, V) USA Tue. 1:09 a.m. didate and chooses his unsophisticated lies. HALL Sun. 3 p.m. Sun. 6 p.m.; Mon. 1 a.m. (L, S) SHOW2 Thu. 7:05 a.m. Hard Rain › ’98 (HD) Morgan Free- brother as a running mate. (PG-13) (L, S) The Hitcher › ’07 (HD) Sean Bean. Gone ›› ’12 (HD) Amanda Seyfried. The Green Berets ››› ’68 (HD) man. A thief, a sheriff and the nephew TBS Sat. 1 a.m. Two traveling students pick up a hitch- After escaping from an abductor a year John Wayne. A cynical newsman follows of an armored-truck driver seek money Heathers ››› ’89 (HD) Winona Ry- hiker, unaware that he is a serial killer earlier, a young woman sets out to save a Green Beret colonel on missions to hold bags in a flooding Indiana town. (R) (V) der. Cool Veronica and her quirky new who intends to pin his crimes on them. her sister, who has been kidnapped by a hill and kidnap a Viet Cong general. (G) TMC Fri. 9:15 a.m. boyfriend topple a high-school trio of (R) (L, S, V) USA Fri. 1:02 a.m. the same serial killer. (PG-13) (L, S, V) AMC Fri. 3 p.m. Hardball › ’01 (HD) Keanu Reeves. too-cool Heathers. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW A Holiday Engagement ’11 (HD) Jor- SHOW Wed. 5:15 p.m. Grendel ’07 Chris Bruno. King Hrothgar A sports junkie agrees to coach Little Tue. 5:15 p.m. SHOW2 Wed. 2 p.m. TMC Fri. dan Bridges. A woman hires a man to The Good Doctor ›› ’11 (HD) Or- recruits warrior Beowulf to fight the mon- League Baseball in Chicago in order to 4:15 p.m. pose as her fiance when she returns lando Bloom. A young physician becomes ster Grendel. (NR) SYFY Mon. 2:30 a.m. pay his gambling debts. (PG-13) (L, V) FX Heaven ›› ’02 (HD) Cate Blanchett. home for the holidays. (NR) HALL Sun. 1 dangerously obsessed with a teenage Griff the Invisible ›› ’10 (HD) Ryan Wed. 8 a.m.; Thu. 6 a.m. After falling in love with a widow, an Ital- a.m., 11 a.m. patient and falls into an illicit romance. Kwanten. An office worker who imagines Harriet the Spy ›› ’96 (HD) Mi- ian policeman tries to help her kill a drug Hollow Triumph ››› ’48 Paul Hen- Things quickly spin out of control when himself a superhero by night becomes chelle Trachtenberg. Spying on and writ- dealer. (R) (S) TMC Tue. 2:15 p.m. reid. An ex-medical student on the run an orderly finds out and blackmails the involved with a woman who has a few ing about family, friends and neighbors Heaven Help Us ›› ’85 (HD) An- kills a look-alike doctor and almost takes doctor. (PG-13) (S) SHOW Thu. 2 p.m. idiosyncrasies of her own. (PG-13) (L, S, turn a preteen aspiring novelist into an drew McCarthy. Students reject authority his place. (NR) TCM Tue. 10:30 p.m. The Good Doctor ›› ’11 Orlando V) TMC Thu. 3:30 p.m. outsider. (PG) (L, S) MAX Sun. 6 a.m. in 1965 Brooklyn at St. Basil’s Catholic Home Alone ››› ’90 (HD) Ma- Bloom. A young physician becomes dan- Grown Ups › ’10 (HD) Adam Sandler. Harry Potter and the Chamber of School for Boys. (R) (L, N) HBO2 Wed. caulay Culkin. Accidentally left by his gerously obsessed with a teenage patient Friends and former teammates learn that Secrets ››› ’02 (HD) Daniel Radcliffe. 4:10 a.m. Paris-bound family, an 8-year-old makes and falls into an illicit romance. Things age does not, necessarily, equal maturity The young wizard and his best friends The Help ››› ’11 (HD) Viola Davis. mincemeat of two burglars in the house. quickly spin out of control when an or- when they reunite to honor the memory investigate a dark force that is terror- Determined to become a writer, a 1960s (PG) (S, V) FAM Sun. 7:30 a.m. derly finds out and blackmails the doctor. of their basketball coach. (PG-13) (L, S, N) izing their school, Hogwarts. (PG) (L, S, V) Mississippi society girl turns her small Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (PG-13) (S) SHOW2 Fri. 4:30 p.m. FX Sun. 7 p.m., 9 p.m. HBO2 Thu. 5:15 a.m. town on its ear by interviewing black ›› ’92 (HD) Macaulay Culkin. Once again detective helps a retired Army sergeant a political killing. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Sun. church choir is to stay together and win a I uncover the fate of his son, who went 1:40 p.m. national competition. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Movies I Don’t Know How She Does It missing shortly after returning from Iraq. The Jackie Robinson Story ››› Wed. 1:45 p.m. › ’11 (HD) Sarah Jessica Parker. A new (R) (L, S, N, V) HBO Sat. 2:10 a.m. ’50 Jackie Robinson. Brooklyn Dodgers Judge Dredd ›› ’95 (HD) Sylves- In Time ›› ’11 (HD) Justin Timberlake. owner Branch Rickey makes Robinson ter Stallone. An archcriminal escapes in left behind by his family, the boy hero account in New York requiring a lot of travel threatens to derail a Boston-based Accused of murder, a man must figure out the first black player in major-league 22nd-century New York and seeks re- lands in Manhattan and battles two bur- how to bring down a system where time baseball. (NR) TCM Fri. 1:30 p.m. venge on the lawman who sent him to glars he faced before. (PG) (L, S, V) FAM financial executive’s attempt to juggle work and family. (PG-13) (S) SHOW Wed. 6 is money, enabling the wealthy to live Jane Eyre ››› ’11 (HD) Mia Wa- prison. (R) (S, V) SHOW Sun. 4:15 p.m.; Fri. Sun. 9:30 a.m. forever, while the poor must beg for each sikowska. After fleeing Thornfield House, 2:25 p.m. SHOW2 Mon. 1:15 p.m. Home Fries ›› ’98 (HD) Drew Barry- a.m. SHOW2 Sun. 8 a.m. I Know What You Did Last Sum- minute of life. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) MAX Sat. governess Jane Eyre realizes she must Jules and Jim ›››› ’61 Jeanne more. Two killers fear a fast-food cashier 10:30 a.m. return and come to terms with Edward Moreau. An Austrian and a Frenchman and her associates may be able to iden- mer › ’97 Jennifer Love Hewitt. A killer stalks North Carolina teens who disposed The Infidel ›› ’10 (HD) Omid Djalili. Rochester’s terrible secret. (PG-13) (S, N, love a woman who loves them, between tify them. (PG-13) (S) MAX Tue. 5:15 a.m. After the death of his mother, a Muslim V) MAX Tue. 3:10 a.m. the world wars. (NR) TCM Fri. 9 p.m. Honeymoon for One ››› ’11 (HD) of an auto accident’s live victim. (R) (L, V) ENC Tue. 3:30 p.m. learns that he is Jewish and an adoptee. Janie Jones ›› ’10 (HD) Abigail Bre- Just Go With It ›› ’11 (HD) Adam Nicollette Sheridan. A woman travels to (NR) (L, S) TMC Wed. 8:35 a.m. slin. First, a fading musician learns that Sandler. A plastic surgeon enlists the aid I Love You, Alice B. Toklas ››› an Irish castle after her engagement ends ››› ’03 (HD) he has a daughter from a long-ago tryst, of his assistant and her children to help ’68 Peter Sellers. A Los Angeles lawyer Intolerable Cruelty one week before her wedding. (NR) HALL George Clooney. A successful Los Angeles then he must take the teen on tour with him win the heart of a beautiful woman. shocks his mother by dropping out with a Fri. 7 p.m. attorney matches wits with an attractive him when her mother checks into rehab. (PG-13) (L, S, N) FX Sun. 4:30 p.m. hippie who bakes marijuana brownies. (R) Horrible Bosses ›› ’11 (HD) Jason woman who marries men for their money. (NR) (S) SHOW2 Tue. 12 p.m. ›› ’05 (HD) Reese (S) TCM Fri. 3 a.m. Just Like Heaven Bateman. Three oppressed workers de- (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW Thu. 3:45 p.m.; Sat. ›› ’78 (HD) Roy Scheider. Witherspoon. A San Francisco widower I Love You, Man ››› ’09 (HD) Paul Jaws 2 vise a complex and seemingly foolproof 1:15 p.m. Amity’s citizens and police chief dread falls in love with a ghostly doctor while Rudd. As a bridegroom’s bond with his plan to rid themselves of their intolerable ››› ’03 George another tourist season with a huge white subletting her apartment. (PG-13) (S) new best friend grows, it threatens his Intolerable Cruelty employers. (NR) (L, S) MAX Sat. 12:10 a.m. Clooney. A successful Los Angeles at- shark near the beach. (PG) (L, V) MAX MAX Tue. 6:50 a.m. relationship with his fiancee. (R) (L, S) House of D ›› ’04 (HD) Anton Yelchin. torney matches wits with an attractive Sat. 3:30 a.m. › ’06 (HD) Lindsay Lo- COMD Sun. 4:59 p.m. Just My Luck His son’s 13th birthday prompts an artist woman who marries men for their money. › ’83 (HD) Dennis Quaid. An han. A young woman, who has always led I, Robot ›› ’04 (HD) Will Smith. In Jaws 3-D to revisit his own adolescence in New (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Fri. 8 p.m. engineer and a marine biologist face a a charmed life, suffers a reversal of for- 2035 a Chicago homicide detective tracks York’s Greenwich Village. (PG-13) (L, S) ›› ’06 Mark Wahlberg. mother white shark at a Florida sea park. tune after kissing a stranger at a costume a sophisticated robot accused of murder- Invincible TMC Mon. 8:10 a.m. At 30 years old, bartender Vince Papale (PG) (L, S, V) MAX Wed. 2:50 a.m. party. (PG-13) (S) FAM Sat. 10:30 a.m. ing a visionary scientist. (PG-13) (S, N, V) The House of Seven Corpses › sees his wildest dreams come true when The Jerk ›› ’79 Steve Martin. A sim- Just Visiting › ’01 Jean Reno. Drink- ’73 John Ireland. An actress reads the HBO Mon. 6 p.m.; Fri. 11 a.m. I Still Know What You Did Last he becomes a member of the Philadel- pleton leaves his foster family, acquires ing a defective potion takes a French no- Tibetan Book of the Dead on the creepy phia Eagles football team. (PG) (L, S) a girlfriend and invents slip-proof eye- bleman and his servant from the Middle set of a director’s horror movie. (PG) (S, Summer › ’98 (HD) Jennifer Love Hewitt. A killer with a hook returns to KSMO Sun. 7 p.m. glasses. (R) (L, S) ENC Tue. 12:10 p.m.; Sat. Ages to 20th-century Chicago. (PG-13) (L, V) TCM Sun. 1 a.m. ››› ’08 (HD) Robert stalk a young woman and her friends at Iron Man 1:45 p.m. V) ENC Thu. 11:50 a.m. House Party ››› ’90 Kid ’N Play. Downey Jr. A wealthy industrialist builds ››› a tropical island resort. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Joan of Paris ’42 Michele Mor- Two teenage rappers try to throw a party an armored suit and uses it to defeat Wed. 7:45 p.m. gan. A French barmaid distracts the K despite a trio of rap bullies and the po- criminals and terrorists. (PG-13) (S, V) FX Gestapo so an underground leader can I Think I Love My Wife ›› ’07 (HD) lice. (R) (L, S, V) COMD Wed. 11:20 a.m. Wed. 6 p.m.; Thu. 3:30 p.m. sneak out British pilots. (NR) TCM Wed. The Karate Kid ›› ’84 (HD) Ralph Chris Rock. Attraction to a free-spirited How High › ’01 (HD) Method Man. Two ›› ’05 (HD) Ewan Mc- Macchio. A New Jersey teen moves to woman causes a man to question the The Island 12 a.m. stoners get into Harvard University after Gregor. In 2019 a mercenary pursues two ›› ’12 Taylor Kitsch. California, meets bullies and learns ka- happiness he feels with his wife and fam- John Carter magic marijuana enables them to ace clones who escaped from a research facil- Somehow transported to Mars, a war- rate from a handyman, Mr. Miyagi. (PG) ily. (R) (L, S) VH1 Sun. 1 a.m. their tests. (R) (L, S) MAX Wed. 10:35 a.m. ity after learning their true fate. (PG-13) weary human captain becomes embroiled (L, V) NICK Sun. 8 p.m. Ice Age ››› ’02 Voices of Ray Ro- How I Got Into College ›› ’89 (HD) (L, S, V) MAX Sun. 4:50 p.m.; Fri. 6:45 p.m. in an epic conflict among the inhabitants Kassim the Dream ’08 The life of mano. Animated. A woolly mammoth, a Anthony Edwards. A high-school senior ›› ’49 of that planet. (PG-13) (S, V) ENC Sun. 7 World Champion Boxer Kassim “The saber-toothed tiger and a sloth find a hu- It Happens Every Spring tries to get into the same college where Ray Milland. A professor becomes a World Dream” Ouma, a man from Uganda who man baby and try to reunite him with his p.m. his dream-girl wants to go. (PG-13) (L, S) Series pitcher with his secret formula for ›› ’02 Denzel Washington. was trained as a child soldier before get- tribe. (PG) (S, V) KSMO Sat. 3 p.m. John Q MAX Sat. 6:50 a.m. wood-repellent screwballs. (NR) TCM Fri. A desperate man takes hostages at a ting involved in boxing. (NR) ESPNC Sat. Idlewild ››› ’06 (HD) André Benja- How Stella Got Her Groove Back 12 p.m. hospital in order to force doctors to save 5:15 p.m. min. In a 1930s speakeasy, a piano player ›› ’98 (HD) Angela Bassett. A 40ish San ››› ’03 (HD) Mark his dying son. (PG-13) (L, V) BET Fri. 12:05 The Kids Are All Right ››› ’10 (HD) and his fellow performer try to keep their The Italian Job Francisco stockbroker has a fling with a Wahlberg. A master thief and his crew Julianne Moore. The teenage children of a establishment out of hoodlums’ hands. a.m. 20-year-old while vacationing in Jamaica. plan to steal back a fortune in gold bul- ›› ’04 lesbian couple seek out their biological (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Fri. 4 a.m. Johnson Family Vacation (R) (L, S) LIFE Mon. 9 p.m.; Tue. 1:02 a.m. lion after they lose it to a double-cross- (HD) Cedric the Entertainer. Disaster father and make him a part of their lives. I’m Gonna Git You Sucka ›› ’88 Hudson Hawk › ’91 Bruce Willis. An ing gang member. (PG-13) (L, V) AMC Sat. strikes when a man takes his wife and (R) (L, S, N, S) HBO2 Thu. 6:10 p.m. Keenen Ivory Wayans. A veteran, his idol ex-con cat burglar becomes mixed up 11 p.m. three unruly children on a road trip from Kill Bill: Vol. 1 ››› ’03 Uma Thur- and other ghetto good guys battle a white with a CIA operative, a Vatican agent and Los Angeles to Missouri. (PG-13) (S) HBO man. Awaking from a coma, an assassin mobster called Mr. Big. (R) (L, S, V) ENC a wealthy couple in a plot to steal da Vinci J Wed. 3 p.m. seeks vengeance against her former boss artifacts. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. 7:20 a.m. Wed. 1:20 p.m. and his ruthless gang. (R) (L, S, V) ENC The Imaginarium of Doctor Par- Journey 2: The Mysterious Island The Hustler ›››› ’61 (HD) Paul Jabberwock ›› ’11 Tahmoh Penikett. ›› ’12 (HD) Dwayne Johnson. Sean An- Mon. 10:50 a.m. nassus ››› ’09 Heath Ledger. After Newman. A gambler stakes pool shark A peaceful man uses a powerful sword to derson and his new stepfather find an Kill Bill: Vol. 2 ››› ’04 Uma Thur- a carnival troupe saves his life, a man “Fast Eddie” Felson in a smoke-filled save the woman he loves from a winged island of secrets, strange life forms, and man. Before confronting her former boss, agrees to help its immortal leader collect marathon against Minnesota Fats. (NR) monster. (R) (S) SYFY Sun. 3 a.m. gold when they answer a coded distress an assassin goes after the man’s younger five souls and win a bet with the devil. AMC Mon. 8 a.m. The Jackal ›› ’97 Bruce Willis. A signal. (PG) (L, S) MAX Wed. 12:10 p.m. brother and her one-eyed counterpart. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC Fri. 1 p.m. jailed IRA operative helps the FBI track ›› ’12 (HD) Queen (R) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. 12:50 p.m. In the Valley of Elah ››› ’07 (HD) Joyful Noise a masterful assassin about to perform Latifah. Two strong-willed singers must Killers › ’10 (HD) Ashton Kutcher. A Tommy Lee Jones. A sympathetic police learn to work in harmony if their Georgia woman’s perfect suburban life explodes that his only son is gay. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Laws of Attraction ›› ’04 Pierce (L, S) ENC Mon. 10:30 p.m.; Tue. 4:50 a.m.; The Lucky One ›› ’12 (HD) Zac Efron. Fri. 11 a.m. Brosnan. Two successful attorneys fall in Sat. 9 p.m. A war veteran pursues a romance with Movies The Lady and the Mob ››› ’39 Fay love despite battling each other in high- The Little Match Makers ’11 (HD) the woman whose photograph he be- Bainter. An elderly rich woman forms her profile divorce cases. (PG-13) (L, S) ENC Hannah Frantz. A girl from New York lieves helped him survive his tour of duty own gang to bust racketeers. (NR) TCM Sun. 5:20 a.m.; Fri. 9:40 a.m. and a boy from Mexico scheme to start a in Iraq. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Sun. 11:15 a.m.; in a hail of bullets when she learns that Thu. 6:30 a.m. A League of Their Own ››› ’92 romance between their divorced parents. Thu. 8:30 a.m. her husband is an international superspy. The Lady Eve ›››› ’41 Barbara Tom Hanks. The All-American Girls Pro- (NR) (S) TMC Tue. 5:55 a.m. Lucky Partners ›› ’40 Ronald Col- (PG-13) (L, S, V) TBS Sat. 10 a.m., 11:30 Stanwyck. Father-daughter cardsharps fessional Baseball League begins in 1943 Little Nicky ›› ’00 (HD) Adam man. A Greenwich Village artist goes p.m. fleece a rich man’s son on a cruise ship. with a major-league has-been as a man- Sandler. The youngest son of Satan must to Niagara Falls with his sweepstakes Kindergarten Cop ›› ’90 Arnold (NR) TCM Sun. 1 p.m. ager. (PG) (L) CMT Tue. 7 p.m.; Wed. 1 p.m. go to New York City and bring back partner, another man’s fiancee. (NR) TCM Schwarzenegger. An undercover offi- Lady L ›› ’65 Sophia Loren. An 80- Lebanon, Pa. ’10 (HD) Josh Hopkins. A his brothers, whose absence is wreaking Tue. 8:15 a.m. cer teaches a rowdy class of peewees, year-old Frenchwoman recalls her adman forms an unexpected friendship with havoc in hell. (PG-13) (L, S) FX Sun. 6 a.m., to identify one whose mother must be ventures with a French anarchist and a his pregnant, teenage cousin, while both 11 p.m. M found. (PG-13) (L, V) ENC Tue. 8:15 a.m. British lord. (NR) TCM Wed. 3:15 p.m. struggle with potentially life-changing The Little Rascals ›› ’94 (HD) Tra- The Kingdom ›› ’07 (HD) Jamie Lake Placid ›› ’99 (HD) Bill Pullman. decisions. (PG-13) (S) TMC Thu. 8:30 a.m. vis Tedford. For wooing Darla, Alfalfa Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Foxx. A sympathetic Saudi police captain A New York paleontologist goes to the Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & has a falling out with Spanky and the ››› ’08 (HD) Voices of Ben Stiller. helps a team of federal agents flush out backwoods of Maine and teams up with Blonde ›› ’03 (HD) Reese Wither- all-boys clubhouse gang. (PG) (L, S) FAM Animated. Zoo animals from New York a terrorist cell in Riyadh. (R) (L, S, V) AMC the local game warden to stop a 35-foot spoon. Fired from her firm, a young Bos- Sun. 12 p.m. meet others of their species for the first Mon. 2 p.m. killer crocodile. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Tue. ton lawyer heads to Washington, D.C., to Locked in Silence ›› ’99 (HD) Bon- time after crash-landing on the Dark ›› ’01 LL Cool J. Kingdom Come 4:20 a.m. fight for animal rights. (PG-13) (S) SHOW2 nie Bedelia. A psychologist tries to help Continent. (PG) (S) FX Mon. 5 p.m.; Tue. Members of a dysfunctional family bicker Land of the Dead ›› ’05 (HD) Simon Tue. 3:40 p.m.; Fri. 12:55 p.m. a 9-year-old who stops speaking in re- 8:30 a.m. while mourning the loss of their patri- Baker. A mercenary leader squares off Legendary › ’10 (HD) Patricia Clark- action to family crises. (S, V) TMC Thu. Made in Paris ›› ’66 Ann-Margret. arch. (PG) (L, S) BET Mon. 6:30 p.m.; Tue. with a rebellious comrade, while flesh- son. Hoping that his estranged brother 10:20 a.m. A fashion buyer sent to Paris attracts a 10 a.m. eating zombies threaten their fortified will train him, a scrawny teenager joins Lola Versus ›› ’12 (HD) Greta Gerwig. charmer, a newsman and her boss’ son. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang ››› ’05 city. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 11:30 p.m. his high-school wrestling team. (PG-13) A young woman tries to get back into (NR) TCM Wed. 5:15 p.m. (HD) Robert Downey Jr. Hoping to land The Laramie Project ››› ’02 (HD) (S, N, V) SHOW Sat. 5:40 a.m. the swing of single life when her fiance Madea’s Family Reunion ›› ’06 a movie role, a thief learns investigative Dylan Baker. Two young men face mur- › ’06 (HD) Dax dumps her shortly before their wedding. Tyler Perry. A Southern matriarch deals techniques from a detective. (R) (L, S, N, Let’s Go to Prison der charges for the beating of Matthew Shepard. After learning that the son of (R) (L, S) HBO2 Sun. 1:45 a.m.; Wed. 12 p.m.; with a host of personal and family issues V) MAX Mon. 2:15 a.m. Shepard, a homosexual student at the the judge who put him away is in jail, an Fri. 4:15 p.m. while planning her clan’s upcoming re- ›› ’97 (HD) Morgan Kiss the Girls University of Wyoming. (S) HBO2 Wed. ex-con gets himself sent back to prison so The Long Kiss Goodnight ››› ’96 union. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BET Sat. 8 p.m. Freeman. After escaping from a serial 3:05 p.m.; Sat. 6:35 a.m. he can make the man’s life miserable. (R) (HD) Geena Davis. Former cohorts come The Magic of Belle Isle ›› ’12 (HD) killer, a doctor helps police and a forensic Larceny, Inc. ›› ’42 Edward G. Rob- (L, S, V) MAX Fri. 5:15 p.m. after a small-town New England mom Morgan Freeman. An alcoholic, disabled psychologist track the madman. (R) (L, S, inson. An ex-convict’s niece runs a shop ›› ’97 (HD) Jim Carrey. A who gradually remembers her past as novelist finds his muse again after he V) HBO2 Mon. 2:30 a.m. Liar Liar over the tunnel he and his partners are boy’s birthday wish comes true that his a government assassin. (R) (L, V) HBO2 moves into a lakeside cabin and meets a Knuckleball! ›› ’12 (HD) Filmmakers digging to a bank vault. (NR) (S, V) TCM Tue. 2:05 p.m. single mother and her daughters. (PG) (L, Ricki Stern and Annie Sundberg profile neglectful father, a fast-talking lawyer, Thu. 9:30 a.m. will not be able to tell a lie for 24 hours. Looney Tunes: Back in Action ›› S) TMC Tue. 4:05 a.m. baseball’s Tim Wakefield, R.A. Dickey and Larry Crowne ›› ’11 (HD) Tom Hanks. ’03 (HD) Brendan Fraser. Live action/ The Magnificent Seven ››› ’60 other Major League pitchers who still (PG-13) (L, S) FAM Sun. 2 p.m. Unemployed after a round of corporate ›› animated. Bugs Bunny tries to find Daffy Yul Brynner. A man in black recruits have the knuckleball in their repertoire. Liberal Arts ’12 (HD) Josh Radnor. downsizing, a middle-aged man enrolls in A New York college adviser becomes Duck after the latter loses his job and six hired guns to lead Mexican villagers (NR) SHOW Sun. 8 a.m. college and meets a teacher who has lost involved with a student when he returns travels to Las Vegas with a man. (PG) (L, against the gang of an outlaw. (NR) (L, S, Kung Fu Panda ››› ’08 (HD) Voices her passion for her job and her husband. S) HBO Mon. 5:25 a.m. V) TCM Sun. 7 p.m. of Jack Black. Animated. Chosen to fulfill to his alma mater in Ohio for a favorite (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Thu. 2:45 p.m. professor’s retirement party. (PG-13) (S) Lord Jim ››› ’65 Peter O’Toole. A Maid in Manhattan ›› ’02 Jennifer an ancient prophecy, a clumsy panda Lopez. A senatorial candidate falls for a The Last Days of Disco ›› ’98 (HD) SHOW Fri. 10:35 a.m. SHOW2 Mon. 11:30 merchant seaman is branded a coward must become a martial-arts master and Chloë Sevigny. Two young women and after he abandons ship during a fatal hur- chambermaid after he mistakes her for a defend his people from a villainous snow a.m.; Sat. 12:30 p.m. their friends spend spare time at an ex- ›› ’51 Stewart ricane. Based on Joseph Conrad’s novel. guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (L, S) OXY Wed. leopard. (PG) (S, V) FX Mon. 7 p.m., 9:30 The Light Touch clusive nightclub in 1980s New York. (R) Granger. An innocent Italian artist be- (NR) (S, V) TCM Mon. 2:15 p.m. 5 p.m., 11 p.m. p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m. (S) SHOW2 Mon. 6:15 a.m. comes involved with a master thief, his Losing Chase ›› ’96 (HD) Helen Major Dundee ››› ’65 Charlton Kung Fu Panda 2 ››› ’11 (HD) Heston. A Union major chases Indians to The Last Hunt ››› ’56 Robert Tay- partner and their caper. (NR) TCM Mon. Mirren. A woman’s clinical depression Voices of Jack Black. Animated. Po must lor. A buffalo hunter has a falling-out with subsides when a mother’s helper stands Mexico with a condemned Confederate unlock secrets of his past in order to 6:30 a.m. his partner, who kills for fun. (NR) TCM ››› up to her abusive behavior. (R) (L, S) TMC captain and a cavalry of prisoners. (PG- defeat a formidable villain who plans to Lili ’53 Leslie Caron. A French Mon. 10 a.m. teen joins a carnival and meets a lying Wed. 3:50 a.m. 13) (L, S, V) TCM Sat. 4:30 p.m. wipe out kung fu and conquer China. (PG) ›› ’89 (HD) Tom The Last Mimzy ›› ’07 (HD) Joely magician and a loving puppeteer. (G) TCM The Lost Future ››› ’10 Sean Bean. Major League (S, V) HBO Sat. 5 a.m. Richardson. The parents and teacher of Sun. 9:30 a.m. Humanity bands together to defeat a Berenger. Lackluster baseball players a pair of siblings notice the children are Little Big League ›› ’94 Luke Ed- devastating disease in a post-apocalyptic hear their Cleveland team’s new owner is L developing amazing mental abilities fol- wards. The 12-year-old heir and manager world. (NR) SYFY Thu. 12 a.m. counting on them to lose. (R) (L, S, N, V) lowing their discovery of a box of strange of the Minnesota Twins coaches the base- Lucky Christmas ’11 (HD) Elizabeth COMD Sun. 12:33 p.m. The L-Shaped Room ›››› ’63 Les- Malibu’s Most Wanted ›› ’03 (HD) lie Caron. A pregnant Frenchwoman living toys. (PG) (L, S) TBS Thu. 1 a.m. ball team to a winning streak by teaching Berkley. A woman must retrieve her win- Lawless ›› ’12 (HD) Shia LaBeouf. A the players to love the game once more. ning lottery ticket from the glove com- Jamie Kennedy. A rapper’s hip-hop life- alone in a squalid London boardinghouse style jeopardizes his father’s campaign to finds romance with an unemployed writ- sadistic Chicago lawman comes to 1931 (PG) (L, S) ENC Mon. 5 p.m. partment of her stolen car. HALL Sun. 5 Virginia to shut down the Bondurant Little Man ›› ’06 Shawn Wayans. A a.m. become governor of California. (PG-13) (L, er. (NR) TCM Tue. 2 a.m. S, V) VH1 Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 3 p.m. La Mission ›› ’09 (HD) Benjamin brothers’ bootlegging business. (R) (L, very small fugitive from the law poses as Lucky Me ›› ’54 Doris Day. A song- S, V, N) SHOW Mon. 11 p.m.; Thu. 8 p.m. a toddler to gain access to the stolen gem writer finds a singer and her stranded Mallrats › ’95 (HD) Shannen Doherty. Bratt. A macho ex-convict in San Fran- Dumped by girlfriends, two teens go to a cisco has difficulty accepting the fact SHOW2 Sun. 10:05 p.m.; Wed. 8:35 p.m. he stashed in a woman’s purse. (PG-13) troupe working in a Miami hotel’s kitchen. (NR) TCM Wed. 9:45 a.m. M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell, Million Dollar Baby ›››› ’04 (HD) contain an infection that turns people Never Die Alone ›› ’04 (HD) DMX. Amen ››› ’83 Alan Alda. As the Ko- Clint Eastwood. A deep bond develops into mutants. (R) (S, V) SYFY Thu. 2 a.m. An aspiring writer learns about the rise Movies rean conflict comes to an end, the men between a cantankerous trainer and the Mutiny on the Bounty ››› ’62 and fall of a ruthless Los Angeles drug and women of the 4077th Mobile Army female boxer he reluctantly takes under Marlon Brando. First mate Fletcher Chris- dealer. (R) (L, S, V, N) HBO2 Sat. 2 a.m. Surgical Hospital prepare to go home. his wing. (PG-13) (L, S, V) MAX Fri. 1:30 tian leads his 18th-century shipmates in Never So Few ››› ’59 Frank Sinatra. shopping mall and land on a dating game TVLAND Mon. 8:30 a.m., 4 p.m. p.m. revolt against odious Captain Bligh. (NR) A U.S. captain loves an arms merchant’s show. (R) (L, S) TMC Fri. 2:40 p.m. Master and Commander: The Far Miracle ››› ’04 Kurt Russell. Coach (S, V) TCM Tue. 3:45 p.m. mistress and leads troops from Burma › A Man Apart ’03 (HD) Vin Diesel. A Side of the World ››› ’03 (HD) Rus- Herb Brooks leads the U.S. Olympic hock- My Father, the Hero ›› ’94 (HD) into China. (NR) TCM Tue. 7 p.m. DEA agent embarks on a vengeful quest sell Crowe. In 1805 a British captain and ey team to victory over the Soviet team in Gérard Depardieu. While on a tropical va- New Year’s Eve › ’11 (HD) Halle to find the drug lord responsible for his his crew endure hardships while trying 1980. (PG) (L, S) ENC Sun. 3 a.m. cation with her father, a teen passes him Berry. Intertwining stories promise love, wife’s murder. (R) (L, S, V) SPIKE Thu. 11 to prevent a French ship from reaching Miracle in the Rain ››› ’56 Jane off as her lover, to impress a boy. (PG) (L, hope, forgiveness, second chances and p.m. the Pacific Ocean. (PG-13) (L, S, V) BBC Wyman. A mousy New York secretary S) SHOW2 Sun. 6:30 a.m.; Wed. 9:30 a.m. more for a number of New Yorkers on Man on a Ledge ›› ’12 (HD) Sam Sun. 3 p.m. meets and loves a lonely soldier, but My Left Foot ››› ’89 (HD) Daniel the celebrated night. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Worthington. While trying to convince a Matinee ›› ’93 (HD) John Goodman. then loses him to war. (NR) TCM Wed. Day-Lewis. Born with cerebral palsy, Irish Mon. 4:45 p.m. disgraced ex-cop to come in from a high- A producer sells his new monster movie 11:30 a.m. Christy Brown uses an unafflicted foot Next Day Air › ’09 (HD) Donald Fai- rise ledge, a police negotiator begins to with gimmicks in Key West, Fla., during Mongolian Death Worm › ’10 Sean to paint and write. (R) (L, S) TMC Sun. son. A courier lands in the middle of a realize that the man has an ulterior mo- the 1962 Cuban missile crisis. (PG) (V) Patrick Flanery. In Mongolia, a treasure 10:20 a.m. drug deal gone awry when he accidental- tive. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Tue. 9 p.m. HBO2 Tue. 5:45 a.m. hunter and a doctor try to avoid becom- My Week With Marilyn ››› ’11 ly delivers a box of cocaine to the wrong Man on the Moon ››› ’99 (HD) Jim The Mating Game ›› ’59 Debbie ing worm food after oil drillers awaken a (HD) Michelle Williams. A production as- address. (R) (L, S, V) BET Sat. 12 p.m. Carrey. Milos Forman’s film spotlights Reynolds. An Internal Revenue Service nest of gigantic, carnivorous slugs. (NR) sistant introduces Marilyn Monroe to the The Nightmare Nanny ’13 (HD) Ash- Andy Kaufman’s unusual performance agent audits an evasive farmer and woos SYFY Thu. 10 a.m. pleasures of the British countryside dur- ley Scott. A woman uncovers the dark style, his becoming “intergender wres- his elusive daughter. (NR) (S) TCM Wed. Monty Python’s The Meaning of ing the filming of “The Prince and the truth about the nanny who cares for her tling champion,” and his role as Latka 10:45 p.m. Life ››› ’83 (HD) Graham Chapman. Showgirl.” (R) (L, S, N) SHOW Mon. 3:45 3-year-old daughter. (NR) LIFE Sun. 1 p.m. Gravas on the TV sitcom “Taxi.” (R) (L, S, McLintock! ››› ’63 (HD) John Wayne. The British troupe’s sketches include glut- p.m.; Sat. 11:35 a.m. SHOW2 Thu. 2:10 p.m. No Escape ›› ’94 (HD) Ray Liotta. N) SHOW Fri. 12:15 p.m. A cattle baron tries to tame his wife amid tony, birth control and total insignifi- Mystic River ››› ’03 (HD) Sean The warden of a 2022 prison sends an ex- ››› The Man Who Loved Women a feud with settlers and trouble with Indi- cance. (R) (L, N, V) TMC Sat. 12:40 a.m. Penn. A detective investigates the brutal Marine to a jungle island where inmates ’77 Charles Denner. A doctor’s wife, an ans. (NR) AMC Fri. 6 p.m.; Sat. 2 p.m. Mother’s Day › ’10 (HD) Rebecca De beating and murder of the daughter of a are left to die. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Mon. 2:45 editor and other women recall a 40-ish Mean Girls ››› ’04 (HD) Lindsay Mornay. Crazed members of a sadistic childhood friend, then questions a second p.m. Frenchman who loved them. (NR) (S, N, Lohan. Attending high school for the first family return to their childhood home friend. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Sun. 2 p.m.; Mon. No Strings Attached ›› ’11 (HD) V) TCM Sat. 3:30 a.m. time, a teenager becomes friends with to terrorize the new owners. (R) (L, S, V) 11 a.m. Natalie Portman. After sex enters the ›› The Man With the Iron Fists three popular but manipulative students. TMC Wed. 10:30 p.m. equation, two lifelong friends make a ’12 (HD) RZA. In feudal China, a black- (PG-13) (L, S) SHOW2 Tue. 5:15 p.m.; Sat. Mr. & Mrs. Smith ›› ’05 (HD) Brad N pact to keep their relationship purely smith channels ancient energies to trans- 2:15 p.m. Pitt. A husband and wife are unaware physical. (R) (L, S) USA Sat. 2:30 p.m. form himself into a human weapon capa- Napoleon Dynamite ››› ’04 (HD) Mean Girls 2 ›› ’11 (HD) Meaghan that each is an international assassin who ››› ’05 (HD) Charl- ble of defending his fellow villagers from Jon Heder. A gawky teenager from an odd North Country Martin. A clique of girls makes life dif- has just been assigned to kill the other. ize Theron. A constant barrage of abuse soulless villains. (NR) (L, S, V, S) MAX Sun. family helps his new friend run for class ficult for a new student at a high school. (PG-13) (L, S, V) HBO Sat. 4:55 p.m. from her co-workers spurs a miner to 1 a.m., 7:10 p.m.; Tue. 8:30 a.m., 9 p.m. president against a popular student. (PG) (PG-13) (L, S) E! Mon. 6 a.m.; Tue. 1 a.m. Mr. Deeds › ’02 (HD) Adam Sandler. A file a sexual harassment lawsuit against ››› (L, S) HBO Sun. 5:45 a.m.; Fri. 9 a.m. The Manchurian Candidate The Mechanic ›› ’11 (HD) Jason television producer tries to get the scoop her employer. (R) (L, S, V) HBO Wed. 12:55 ’62 Frank Sinatra. A Korean War hero’s National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze Statham. After his mentor is murdered, on a small-town pizzeria owner after a.m. commanding officer discovers he and his 2 ’06 (HD) Gable Carr. College students an elite assassin accepts the man’s son he inherits $40 billion. (PG-13) (L, S, N) ›› ’09 (HD) Mor- platoon were brainwashed. (PG-13) (V) take a chaotic cruise on a ship containing Not Easily Broken as an apprentice, so that they both may COMD Sat. 4:57 p.m. ris Chestnut. A physical therapist, who Thu. 8:45 p.m. a priceless stolen jewel. (R) (L, S, N, S) TCM take their revenge. (R) (L, S, V, N) USA ››› ’93 Robin Wil- is helping a woman recover from a ter- ›› ’11 (HD) Anna Paquin. Mrs. Doubtfire MAX Sun. 9 p.m.; Thu. 8:45 a.m. Margaret Sun. 2 p.m. liams. Estranged from his wife, an out- rible injury, becomes involved with the Feeling responsible for a fatal traffic ›› ’03 Martin Medium Raw: Night of the Wolf of-work actor masquerades as a nanny National Security patient’s disenchanted husband. (PG-13) accident, a high-school student lashes Lawrence. Two Los Angeles security ’10 (HD) John Rhys-Davies. A sadistic to be with his children. (PG) (L, S) CMT (S) LIFE Mon. 5 p.m. out when her attempts to make amends guards try to stop a criminal mastermind killer terrorizes a rookie cop and civil- Sun. 4 p.m. Notting Hill ›› ’99 (HD) Julia Rob- meet with opposition. (R) (L, S) HBO2 and his gang of robbers. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ians inside an asylum. (NR) (S) TMC Fri. Mumford ›› ’99 (HD) Loren Dean. A erts. A man’s life changes when an in- Mon. 12 a.m. Sat. 7 p.m., 10 p.m. 2:30 a.m. young man quits his IRS job and heads to TVONE ternational star walks into his bookshop. › ’06 (HD) John Cena. A ’13 (HD) Danielle Pana- The Marine Memphis Belle ›› ’90 Matthew Mo- a small town, where he poses as a psy- Nearlyweds (PG-13) (L, S) LIFE Sun. 3 p.m. discharged soldier returns home from baker. Complications arise when three dine. An account of the courageous B-17 chologist and gives no-nonsense advice. ››› ’00 (HD) Morgan Iraq and finds that his wife has been kid- women learn that their marriages are not Nurse Betty bomber crew that flew more than two (R) (L, S) FX Fri. 6 a.m. Freeman. After seeing her no-good hus- napped by the gang of a murderous thug. official. HALL Tue. 7 p.m. dozen perilous missions over Nazi-oc- The Mummy ›› ’59 Peter Cushing. band killed by hit men, a woman thinks (PG-13) (L, S, V) AMC Wed. 1 p.m. cupied Europe. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC Mon. British archaeologists defile the tomb of Neil Young Journeys ›› ’11 Ca- she is a nurse who must find her lover, a ››› ’88 Mi- nadian-born singer Neil Young returns Married to the Mob 3:10 p.m. an Egyptian princess and her buried-alive soap-opera doctor. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sun. chelle Pfeiffer. An FBI agent gets close to his hometown of Omemee, Ont., and Midnight Run ››› ’88 (HD) Robert lover. (NR) TCM Sat. 11 a.m. 11:20 p.m. to a gangster’s widow in order to nab a De Niro. A scruffy bounty hunter has five Muriel’s Wedding ››› ’94 (HD) later performs a solo concert at Toronto’s Nutty Professor II: The Klumps crime boss. (R) (L, S, N, V) ENC Sat. 12 days to bring a fussy embezzler from New Toni Collette. An Australian social out- Massey Hall. (PG) (L, S) ENC Tue. 1:50 a.m.; ›› ’00 (HD) Eddie Murphy. In an attempt p.m. York to Los Angeles. (R) (L, S, V) MAX Fri. cast moves to Sydney, cares for an ailing Sat. 3:05 a.m. to remove Buddy Love from his subcon- Mary and Martha ››› ’13 (HD) 9:30 a.m. friend and weds an Olympian needing Network ›››› ’76 (HD) Faye Dun- scious, professor Klump accidentally cre- Hilary Swank. After losing their sons to away. A TV executive boosts her ratings The Mighty ››› ’98 (HD) Sharon citizen status. (R) (L, S) SHOW Mon. 12 ates him as a separate person. (PG-13) (S) malaria, two women dedicate their lives with a mad anchorman who thinks he Stone. Friendship develops as a physi- p.m.; Thu. 12:15 p.m. AMC Mon. 11:30 p.m.; Tue. 11:30 a.m. to helping others affected by the disease. cally handicapped youngster teaches a Mutants › ’08 Michael Ironside. A speaks for God. (R) (L, S, N) MAX Mon. HBO Fri. 5:30 a.m. fellow outcast how to read. (PG-13) (V) security expert and his girlfriend must 4 a.m. SHOW2 Fri. 4:10 a.m. Overboard ›› ’87 (HD) Goldie Hawn. found brutally murdered. (R) (L, S, V) TNT pranks on bullies, but he longs for more of America’s downtrodden public. (R) (L, A yachtsman’s wife falls overboard, for- Sun. 11 p.m. from life. Using the wisdom of his Uncle S, V) USA Mon. 6 a.m. Movies gets who she is and becomes an Oregon Petulia ››› ’68 Julie Christie. A di- Nick, Chris starts on a path of self-discov- Public Sex › ’09 Luke Treadaway. An carpenter’s mate. (PG) (L, S) FAM Sat. 6 vorced doctor has a hectic affair with a ery and romance. (NR) SHOW Mon. 8 a.m. aspiring journalist follows his swinging a.m. kooky married woman in 1960s San Fran- Preacher’s Kid ›› ’09 LeToya Luck- cousin to parking lots where strangers O cisco. (R) (L, S, N, V) TCM Fri. 1 a.m. ett. A smooth-talking singer convinces have sex. (NR) (S) SHOW2 Mon. 2:05 a.m. P Phantasm II ›› ’88 (HD) James a young woman to leave the security of Purple Violets ›› ’07 (HD) Selma O Brother, Where Art Thou? ››› LeGros. Two psychically linked teens can- her family, friends and church to join a Blair. Patti Petalson has a difficult time ’00 (HD) George Clooney. A mysterious The Palm Beach Story ›››› ’42 not escape from the grave-robbing Tall traveling gospel show. (PG-13) (S, V) BET with the pressures of becoming the next lawman tracks three escaped convicts Claudette Colbert. An inventor’s wife Man of their nightmares. (R) (L, S, V, N) Thu. 12:05 a.m., 10 a.m. important American writer. (NR) (L, S) searching for buried treasure in 1930s meets some sporting millionaires on a MAX Mon. 1:05 p.m. The Presence ’10 (HD) Mira Sorvino. HBO2 Thu. 10:30 a.m. Mississippi. (PG-13) (L, V) AMC Mon. 7 p.m.; train to Florida. (NR) TCM Thu. 7 p.m. The Phantom ›› ’96 Billy Zane. A woman travels to a remote cabin and Tue. 4:30 p.m. Paper Man › ’09 (HD) Jeff Daniels. A A purple-costumed superhero tries to is stalked by a ghost and after her boy- Q OC Confidential ’08 Cassie Court- frustrated novelist begins to depend less thwart a master criminal’s acquisition of friend arrives she begins to exhibit irra- land. California collegians test sex and on his imaginary friend when he forms a mystical skulls with legendary powers. tional behavior as the line between sanity Quadrophenia ››› ’79 (HD) Phil relationships. (NR) (L, S, N, S) TMC Wed. unique bond with a Long Island teenager. (PG) (L, V) ENC Wed. 5:15 p.m. and possession blurs. (PG-13) (S) MAX Fri. Daniels. A rebellious teen vents his anger 12:30 a.m. (R) (L, S) TMC Sun. 6:30 a.m. Phat Girlz ›› ’06 Mo’Nique. Two large 3:45 p.m. with the Mods and the Rockers in 1964 Ocean’s Twelve ››› ’04 (HD) George The Parent Trap ››› ’61 (HD) Hay- women — one a tart-tongued gal who Presumed Innocent ››› ’90 (HD) London. Based on the album by the Who. Clooney. To pay back a casino boss, Danny ley Mills. A prissy Bostonian meets her wants to be a fashion designer — struggle Harrison Ford. A married prosecutor (R) (L, S, N, V) SHOW2 Wed. 1 a.m. Ocean and his team of criminals plan an California-tomboy twin, and they plot to to find love and acceptance in a culture hires an attorney to defend him against Quantum of Solace ›› ’08 Daniel elaborate heist in Europe. (PG-13) (L, S) reunite their parents. (G) SHOW2 Wed. where thin is in. (PG-13) (L, S) BET Mon. charges of murdering his seductive col- Craig. James Bond’s hunt for those re- MAX Tue. 4:35 p.m.; Sat. 8:20 a.m. 5 a.m. 8:30 p.m.; Tue. 2:30 p.m. league. (R) (L, S, N, V) MAX Tue. 6:45 p.m. sponsible for Vesper Lynd’s death leads October Sky ››› ’99 (HD) Jake Gyl- La Parisienne ››› ’58 Brigitte Bar- Piranha ›› ’10 (HD) Elisabeth Shue. Pretty Woman ››› ’90 (HD) Richard him to a ruthless businessman who is lenhaal. Not wanting to be a miner, a dot. A diplomat’s daughter becomes a Spring break turns gory at a popular wa- Gere. A corporate raider pays a gorgeous plotting to seize control of a valuable young West Virginian builds rockets with favorite attraction with royalty as she terside resort, where hundreds of prehis- hooker to be his escort for a business resource. (PG-13) (S, V) BRAVO Sat. 8 p.m., his friends and later becomes a NASA sci- attempts to recapture her husband’s at- toric man-eating fish have come to dine week in Beverly Hills. (R) (L, S) FAM Sat. 10:30 p.m. entist. (PG) (L, S) SHOW2 Sun. 4:30 p.m.; tention. (NR) TCM Sat. 11 p.m. on hapless humans. (R) (L, S, V, N) SPIKE 4:30 p.m. Quick Change ››› ’90 Bill Murray. Sat. 10:30 a.m. Paul Blart: Mall Cop ›› ’09 (HD) Sat. 1:57 p.m., 9:30 p.m. Prey of the Jaguar ›› ’96 (HD) Max- Robbing a bank is easy for a clownish trio; Once Around ››› ’91 Richard Drey- Kevin James. When crooks shut down a The Pirates! Band of Misfits ››› well Caulfield. An ex-federal agent lifts it’s getting out of New York that’s hard. fuss. An obnoxious salesman charms a suburban New Jersey shopping mall, a ’12 Voices of Hugh Grant. Animated. Seem- weights, learns martial arts and becomes (R) (L, S, V) ENC Thu. 1:20 p.m. woman but not her close-knit Boston security officer must find his inner police- ingly blind to the odds stacked against a superhero called the Jaguar to nab the The Quiet Man ›››› ’52 (HD) John family. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 Tue. 8:05 a.m.; man to save the day. (PG) (L, S, V) E! Tue. him, an enthusiastic pirate dreams of drug lord who killed his family. (R) (L, S, Wayne. An American boxer returns to Wed. 3 a.m. 8 p.m.; Wed. 4 p.m. besting his rivals and winning a coveted V) TMC Wed. 7 a.m. Ireland to live in peace, but his bride’s One Day ›› ’11 (HD) Anne Hathaway. Pavement ’02 (HD) Robert Patrick. A award. (PG) (L, S) ENC Mon. 4:10 a.m. Pride and Glory ›› ’08 (HD) Edward burly brother picks a fight. (NR) AMC Sat. For 20 years, an idealist and a wealthy homicide detective and a wilderness ex- Pitch Perfect ››› ’12 (HD) Anna Norton. Duty and family loyalties come 11 a.m. charmer reunite on the anniversary of pert team together to stop a serial killer Kendrick. When a new student joins her into conflict when a detective and his the day they first met, their college grad- who murdered the latter’s sister. (R) (L, V) college’s female a cappella group, she brother-in-law probe a failed drug bust R MAX Sat. 2 a.m. uation. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) HBO Mon. 2:30 takes the women out of their comfort in which a fellow cop and family member ’12 (HD) Debby Ryan. Two ›› ’99 (HD) Mel Gibson. A Radio Rebel p.m. Payback zone of traditional pieces and introduces lost four men. (R) (L, S, V) AMC Fri. 8 a.m. worlds collide when a shy teenager de- man seeks revenge on his wife and crime Original Gangstas ›› ’96 (HD) Fred them to innovative arrangements. (PG-13) A Princess for Christmas ›› ’11 velops an alter ego that becomes popular partner, who shot him and left him for Williamson. Former gang members return (L, S) HBO Fri. 3:15 p.m. (HD) Katie McGrath. A woman escorts her on the radio. (NR) DISN Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. dead. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Mon. 3:05 p.m.; Sat. to depressed Gary, Ind., to quell violence Poetic Justice ›› ’93 (HD) Janet niece and nephew to spend the holidays 11 a.m. 12:30 p.m. perpetrated by their successors. (R) (L, V) Jackson. A beauty-salon worker goes with their grandfather, an English duke. A Rage in Harlem ›› ’91 (HD) Forest MAX Wed. 5:20 p.m. Paycheck ›› ’03 (HD) Ben Affleck. from South Central Los Angeles to Oak- HALL Sun. 5 p.m. After learning that his memory has been Whitaker. An unhip undertaker’s helper Our Idiot Brother ››› ’11 (HD) Paul land in a mail truck with a guy she cannot The Principal ›› ’87 (HD) James seeks stolen gold and a temptress with Rudd. Following his release from jail, erased, a technical wizard goes on the stand. (R) (L, S, V) VH1 Tue. 10:30 p.m. Belushi. The new principal of a drug-in- run to piece together clues from his past. his con-man brother in 1954 Harlem. (R) a well-meaning but dimwitted slacker The Pool Boys ›› ’11 (HD) Matthew fested high school joins with a security (L, S, V) MAX Thu. 3:15 a.m. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Sun. 6:30 p.m.; wreaks havoc with his three sisters’ care- Lillard. A pool cleaner and a gardener guard to clean it up. (R) (L, S, V) KPXE Rain ››› ’32 Joan Crawford. IWhen fully structured lives. (R) (L, S, N) TMC Fri. 6 p.m. hatch a scheme to make money by turn- Sat. 12 p.m. People Like Us ›› ’12 (HD) Chris pasengers of a boat are forced ashore Wed. 5:30 p.m. ing an empty mansion into a home for Problem Child 2 ›› ’91 (HD) John by a cholera scare, missionaries Alfred Our Man in Marrakesh ›› ’66 Tony Pine. In the course of settling the estate prostitutes. (R) (L, S, N, S) HBO Mon. 2:40 Ritter. Unruly Junior meets wild Trixie of his late father, a young salesman is Davidson and his wife try to reform fellow Randall. Moroccan gangsters involve an a.m. and together they try to match his father passenger and spirited prostitute Sadie American tourist in a complex espionage surprised to discover the existence of a Pootie Tang › ’01 Lance Crouther. with her mother. (PG-13) (L, V) HBO2 Mon. 30-year-old sister, Frankie. (PG-13) (L, S) Thompson. (NR) TCM Tue. 5 a.m. scheme. (NR) TCM Wed. 9 p.m. Although he speaks an indecipherable 6:35 a.m. ››› ’39 Myrna Loy. SHOW Sat. 8:35 p.m. The Rains Came The Out-of-Towners ›› ’99 (HD) language, a superhero protects children Prometheus ››› ’12 (HD) Noomi An English lord’s wife falls in love with a Steve Martin. An Ohio couple reinvigo- The Perfect Game ›› ’08 (HD) Clif- from a mogul who encourages smoking, Rapace. A clue to mankind’s origins leads ton Collins Jr. A small miracle awaits as a Hindu doctor amid disaster in fictional rate their passionless marriage during a drinking and eating fast food. (PG-13) (L, a team of explorers to deep space, where Ranchipur. (NR) TCM Sun. 3 p.m. bizarre 24 hours in New York City. (PG-13) ragtag team from a poor Mexican town S) COMD Mon. 1:33 p.m. they must fight a terrifying battle to save enters the 1957 Little League World Se- The Ramen Girl ’08 (HD) Brittany (L, S) HBO2 Wed. 6 a.m. Pork Chop Hill ››› ’59 Gregory the future of the human race. (R) (L, S, V) Murphy. Abandoned by her boyfriend in ries. (PG) (S) SHOW Tue. 1:30 p.m. The Outlaw Josey Wales ››› ’76 Peck. A lieutenant is ordered to take an MAX Sat. 9 p.m. Tokyo, a woman learns how to become (HD) Clint Eastwood. A Missouri farmer A Perfect Getaway ›› ’09 (HD) inconsequential hill during the Korean Public Enemies ››› ’09 (HD) John- Steve Zahn. Newlyweds find terror in a ramen chef. (PG-13) (S) TMC Wed. 10:30 hunts down the Union soldiers who killed War truce talks. (NR) TCM Tue. 2 p.m. ny Depp. Depression-era outlaw John Dill- a.m. his family and left him for dead. (PG) (L, paradise when they encounter other hik- The Prankster ’10 (HD) Matt Angel. inger becomes the fledgling FBI’s most- S, N, V) KPXE Tue. 10 a.m. ers who claim that some tourists were Chris leads a group of students who pull wanted criminal and a folk hero to much a skyscraper homicide to Washington Ruby Sparks ››› ’12 (HD) Paul Dano. treacherous labyrinth. (R) (L, S, V) HBO Seeking a Friend for the End of politics and corporate Japan. (R) (L, S, N, A struggling novelist creates an inspira- Sun. 2:45 a.m. the World ›› ’12 (HD) Steve Carell. Movies V) MAX Tue. 1 a.m. tional female character, who somehow Sand Serpents ›› ’09 Jason Gedrick. With an asteroid due to smash into Earth Rites of Passage ’12 (HD) Wes Bent- leaps from the page into his home as a U.S. soldiers encounter giant, man-eating in 21 days, two misfits embark on a road ley. Anthropology students and their pro- real flesh-and-blood woman. (R) (L, S) serpents while fighting the Taliban in Af- trip to find one’s high-school sweetheart Ray ››› ’04 (HD) Jamie Foxx. Blind fessor experience terror when they visit a HBO Fri. 3:25 a.m. ghanistan. (NR) (L, S, V) SYFY Thu. 6 p.m. before it’s too late. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Tue. since childhood, Ray Charles overcomes sacred burial ground. (R) (L, S, S, V) TMC Rudy ››› ’93 (HD) Sean Astin. With Sand Sharks ’11 Julie Marie Berman. A 4:10 p.m.; Wed. 12:50 a.m. poverty, hardship and addiction and be- Tue. 1 a.m. heart and determination an Illinois youth ravenous prehistoric predator is released Serena the Sexplorer ’12 (HD) Me- comes an American music legend. (PG-13) The River ››› ’84 (HD) Mel Gibson. tackles shortcomings to play Notre Dame from underground by an earthquake to lissa Jacobs. A sexy and innocent alien (S) HBO Tue. 4:15 p.m. Tennessee family corn farmers sandbag football. (PG) (L, S) AMC Wed. 8 a.m. terrorize people on land. (R) (V) SYFY temptress comes to Earth to learn our Reach the Rock › ’98 (HD) William a flooding levee despite a dam builder Rules of the Game ››› ’39 Marcel Thu. 2 p.m. sex secrets. (NR) (L, S, N, S) MAX Mon. Sadler. A jailed troublemaker tries to who wants it to break. (PG-13) (S) HBO2 Dalio. Jean Renoir’s classic illustration of Sands of Oblivion ›› ’07 Dan Cas- 11:45 p.m. get through to an ex-girlfriend and to a Thu. 12:20 p.m. the sexual and social “rules” that sepa- tellaneta. The spirit of an avenging demi- The Sessions ››› ’12 (HD) John policeman who has a grudge against him. Roads to Riches ››› ’01 (HD) Rose rate the classes. (NR) TCM Thu. 11 p.m. god emerges from its tomb to wreak Hawkes. Confined to an iron lung, writer (R) (L, S) MAX Sun. 4:20 a.m. McGowan. An unscrupulous stripper and Rumble in the Bronx ›› ’95 (HD) havoc. (NR) SYFY Thu. 4 p.m. Mark O’Brien consults a sex therapist to Real Steel ›› ’11 (HD) Hugh Jackman. a con man who goes on game shows be- Jackie Chan. A Hong Kong policeman in Santa With Muscles › ’96 (HD) Hulk lose his virginity. (R) (L, S, N, S) MAX Wed. A small-time boxing promoter and his friend a newcomer in Los Angeles. (R) (L, New York defends a woman shopkeeper Hogan. Amnesia makes a mean health- 7:30 a.m. estranged son reluctantly join together to S) MAX Sun. 2:50 a.m. against bikers who want protection mon- food tycoon think he’s Santa Claus, espe- Seven Angry Men ›› ’55 Raymond build and train a robot fighter of champi- Rock ’N’ Roll Exposed: The Pho- ey. (R) (L, N, V) MAX Mon. 12:15 a.m. cially when it comes to a local orphanage. Massey. Abolitionist John Brown’s fight onship caliber. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Sun. tography of Bob Gruen ’12 (HD) Rush Hour 2 ›› ’01 (HD) Jackie Chan. (PG) (L, V) TMC Tue. 7:40 a.m. against slavery ends with his 1859 arse- 12:05 p.m., 9:10 p.m. Interviews with Iggy Pop, Yoko Ono, Alice Two detectives battle a Hong Kong gang- Save the Date ›› ’12 (HD) Lizzy nal raid at Harpers Ferry. (NR) TCM Sun. Red ›› ’10 (HD) Bruce Willis. Retired Cooper and others highlight a look at the ster and his henchmen after a bombing at Caplan. After breaking up with her boy- 9:15 p.m. CIA agents reassemble for survival after stories behind some of photographer Bob the U.S. Embassy. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sat. friend, a bookstore manager resists a Seven Chances ››› ’25 Buster Ke- the agency sends assassins to silence Gruen’s most famous snapshots. (NR) 12 a.m., 2 a.m. seemingly perfect guy’s attempts to woo aton. Silent. Women start an avalanche them and the secrets they carry. (PG-13) SHOW2 Sun. 2:45 a.m.; Wed. 5 p.m. her. (R) (L, S) SHOW Sat. 7 p.m. chasing a man who must be married by (L, S, V) TNT Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 5 p.m. Rock of Ages ›› ’12 (HD) Julianne S Say Anything... ››› ’89 (HD) John 7 o’clock to inherit $7 million. (NR) TCM Reservoir Dogs ››› ’92 (HD) Harvey Hough. Songs by Def Leppard, Journey, Cusack. A high-school senior falls in love Mon. 12:15 a.m. Keitel. Thieves ponder the identity of the Joan Jett, Bon Jovi and others under- Sacrifice ›› ’11 (HD) Cuba Gooding with an honor student bound for studies 7 Faces of Dr. Lao ››› ’64 Tony traitor in their midst in the violent after- score a rock ’n’ roll romance between a Jr. Mike tries to get out of the drug trade in England. (PG-13) (L, S) AMC Thu. 1:45 Randall. A Chinese showman becomes math of a failed jewelry heist. (R) (L, S, V) small-town girl and a city boy who meet to save his little sister, Angel, and leaves a.m. Merlin, Pan, Medusa, Apollonius, the TMC Sat. 2:30 a.m. on the Sunset Strip while chasing their her with John, an undercover cop. Mike School for Scoundrels ›› ’06 (HD) Abominable Snowman and a sea serpent. The Reunion › ’11 (HD) John Cena. Es- Hollywood dreams. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX is killed and the drug lords kidnap Angel Billy Bob Thornton. A downtrodden me- (NR) TCM Wed. 7 p.m. tranged siblings, working as bail bonds- Tue. 12:35 p.m. forcing John to use all of his skills to save ter-reader enrolls in a confidence-build- Seven Samurai ›››› ’54 Toshirô men, cross the path of a drug lord and a Rock Star ›› ’01 Mark Wahlberg. A the innocent girl. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Fri. ing class in the hope of winning the gal Mifune. Feudal Japanese villagers hire murderous businessman in Mexico. (PG- heavy-metal group hires a singer from a 2:05 a.m. of his dreams, then he discovers that his seven warriors to defend them from 40 13) (L, S, V) SHOW Sun. 4:30 a.m. tribute band after their frontman quits. Saint Misbehavin’: The Wavy professor loves the same woman. (PG-13) mounted bandits. (NR) TCM Mon. 1:15 Revenge of the Pink Panther ›› (R) (L, S) VH1 Sat. 8 p.m. Gravy Movie ’09 (HD) Wavy Gravy. (L, S, V) COMD Thu. 12:16 p.m. a.m. ’78 Peter Sellers. Inspector Clouseau Rocky Balboa ››› ’06 (HD) Syl- Through interviews and archive footage Scott Pilgrim vs. the World ››› Seven Years Bad Luck ’21 Max tracks a French drug kingpin with the vester Stallone. Retired Rocky’s plan to the hippie icon and activist’s life and ’10 (HD) Michael Cera. After meeting the Linder. Silent. A superstitious man expe- help of disguises and his quarry’s ex-mis- re-enter the ring for a few small matches influences on culture is revealed. (NR) gal of his dreams, a charming slacker riences numerous calamities after break- tress. (PG) (L, S, V) ENC Fri. 2:50 a.m. escalates into a full-fledged bout with the SHOW Tue. 5:30 a.m. must contend with an army of her ex-boy- ing a mirror. (NR) TCM Sun. 11 p.m. Riddles of the Sphinx ’08 Dina Mey- world’s reigning heavyweight. (PG) (L, S, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen ›› friends, wanting to get rid of him. (PG-13) Sex and a Girl ›› ’01 (HD) Angela er. A man and his daughter must solve a V) FX Tue. 10:30 a.m.; Wed. 10 a.m. ’11 (HD) Ewan McGregor. A scientist and a (L, S, V) MTV Sat. 8 a.m. Gots. A 16-year-old aspiring dancer ques- series of riddles to defeat a deadly crea- Romeo Killer: The Chris Porco businesswoman fall in love while devis- Seance on a Wet Afternoon ›››› tions her priorities after news that her ture. (NR) SYFY Thu. 12 p.m. Story ’13 (HD) Eric McCormack. A detec- ing a way to bring sport fishing to the ’64 Kim Stanley. A medium orders her parents are divorcing. (R) (L, S) SHOW2 Ring of Fire: The Emile Griffith tive intends to prove that a young man is Middle East. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TMC Thu. 12 husband to kidnap a child so she can Thu. 12:30 p.m. Story ››› ’05 The welterweight box- guilty of a savage ax attack that killed the p.m., 9 p.m. stage a seance later to find it. (NR) TCM Sexting › ’11 (HD) Jason Lewis. Looking ing champion gains notoriety after an college student’s father and disfigured Salt ››› ’10 (HD) Angelina Jolie. After Mon. 10 p.m. for love, a man and a woman try to end opponent dies from injuries sustained in his mother. LIFE Sat. 3 p.m. a defector accuses her of spying for the Seattle Superstorm ’12 Esai Morales. relationships formed through their Black- a bout. (NR) ESPNC Sat. 3:30 p.m. Romy and Michele’s High School Russians, a CIA officer goes on the run A scientist and his fiancee search for an- Berrys. (R) (L, S) SHOW Thu. 9 a.m. Rip Girls ›› ’00 Camilla Belle. A 13- Reunion ›› ’97 (HD) Mira Sorvino. and tries to come up with a way to es- swers when cataclysmic weather threat- Shakespeare in Love ››› ’98 (HD) year-old learns to surf while visiting Ha- Two pinheads try to impress former class- tablish her innocence. (PG-13) (S, V) FX ens the planet. (NR) SYFY Thu. 10 p.m. Joseph Fiennes. Young William Shake- waii for the first time to see a plantation mates with far-fetched success stories. Sat. 2 p.m. Second Honeymoon ’01 (HD) Roma speare falls for Viola, reawakening his she inherited. DISN Wed. 11 p.m. (R) (L) HBO2 Wed. 7:35 a.m. Salvation Boulevard › ’11 (HD) Downey. The children of a couple on the creativity, but she is betrothed to Wessex. Rise of the Planet of the Apes Route 666 › ’01 (HD) Lou Diamond Pierce Brosnan. A man becomes the brink of divorce send their parents on a (R) (S) SHOW Sun. 12 p.m.; Mon. 3:35 a.m.; ››› ’11 (HD) James Franco. A scientist’s Phillips. Two federal agents encounter target of a fundamentalist preacher’s trip in hopes of rekindling the romance. Sat. 9:30 a.m. quest to find a cure for Alzheimer’s dis- zombies on a desert highway years after minions after he sees the preacher ac- HALL Wed. 7 p.m. She Hate Me ›› ’04 (HD) Anthony ease unintentionally results in a highly the massacre of a chain gang. (R) (L, S, V) cidentally shoot an atheist. (R) (L, S, V) The Secret World of Arrietty ››› Mackie. Fired from his corporate job, a intelligent chimpanzee, which may signal SHOW Tue. 12 p.m. SHOW Tue. 7 a.m. ’10 Voices of Bridgit Mendler. Animated. A man agrees to impregnate his ex-fiancee the end of man’s dominion over Earth. Route 30 ’08 (HD) Curtis Armstrong. A Sanctum ›› ’11 (HD) Richard Rox- secret friendship blossoms between a and a slew of lesbians for money. (R) (L, (PG-13) (S, V) MAX Sun. 7:45 a.m.; Thu. 7 tour guide, a man with chronic pain and burgh. While exploring an underwater human boy and a tiny girl who lives with S, N, S) HBO2 Tue. 2 a.m. a.m. a writer have different experiences. (NR) cave system in the South Pacific, a skilled her family beneath the floorboards of She Made Them Do It ’12 (HD) Jen- Rising Sun ››› ’93 (HD) Sean Con- (S) SHOW Tue. 10:30 a.m. diver and his team become trapped in the his home. (G) ENC Mon. 2:35 a.m.; Wed. na Dewan Tatum. Convicted of murder, nery. Los Angeles police detectives tie 4:10 a.m. Sarah Pender escapes from prison and time odyssey through New York. (R) (L, S, away bride and 400 cases of beer. (PG) and repair a 1950s satellite. (PG-13) (L) Storm War ’11 Stacy Keach. A deranged V) HBO Mon. 11 p.m.; Fri. 7:30 p.m. (L, V) AMC Tue. 7 p.m., 11:45 p.m. KPXE Wed. 10 a.m. scientist manipulates the weather as a Movies 16 Blocks ››› ’06 (HD) Bruce Willis. Smokey and the Bandit II ›› ’80 Speechless ›› ’94 Michael Keaton. weapon of destruction. (NR) SYFY Fri. 2 A boozy, world-weary NYPD cop must (HD) Burt Reynolds. Sheriff Buford T. Opposing speechwriters fall in love on the a.m. outwit rogue officers planning to kill a Justice chases a trucker and his girlfriend campaign trail for senator of New Mexico. ›› ’99 (HD) Bruce becomes a most-wanted fugitive. (NR) The Story of Us witness who is set to testify against them. hauling a pregnant elephant to Dallas. (PG-13) (L) ENC Sat. 3:20 p.m. Willis. While their children are away at Sat. 5 p.m. LIFE (PG-13) (L, S, V) AMC Fri. 9 p.m. (PG) (L, V) AMC Tue. 9:15 p.m.; Wed. 2 a.m. Splitting Heirs ›› ’93 (HD) Rick summer camp, a married couple try to She’s the Man ›› ’06 Amanda Bynes. Sixteen Candles ›› ’84 (HD) Molly Snakes on a Plane ›› ’06 (HD) Moranis. An American klutz and a British remember why they fell in love. (R) (L, S) Romantic complications ensue when a Ringwald. A girl turning 16 likes another Samuel L. Jackson. An FBI agent must banker compete for the title of the 15th SHOW Mon. 2 p.m. student poses as her twin brother and girl’s guy and feels nobody cares about contend with a swarm of deadly serpents Duke of Bournemouth. (PG-13) (L, S) MAX Stranger Than Fiction ››› ’06 replaces him at his boarding school. (PG- her birthday. (PG) (L, S, N) AMC Wed. 7 that have been released aboard an air- Wed. 6 a.m. Will Ferrell. A mentally unstable IRS audi- 13) (S) MTV Sat. 12 p.m., 9 p.m. p.m.; Thu. 4:30 p.m. liner to kill the witness he is escorting to Spy Kids: All the Time in the tor hears an author’s voice in his head A Shot in the Dark ››› ’64 Peter The 6th Day ›› ’00 Arnold Schwar- trial. (R) (L, S, V, N) SPIKE Sat. 11:30 p.m. World › ’11 (HD) Jessica Alba. Upon and discovers that he is the ill-fated pro- Sellers. Clumsy Inspector Clouseau visits zenegger. When a man discovers he has Sniper ›› ’93 Tom Berenger. A lone learning that their stepmother is a re- tagonist of her latest work. (PG-13) (L, S, a nudist camp to prove a French maid been illegally cloned, he must outrun Marine sharpshooter goes on a Panama tired spy, twins step up to help save the N) ENC Sat. 6:20 a.m. innocent of murder. (PG) (S, N, V) ENC assassins trying to protect their secret mission with a Washington bureaucrat world from an evil maniac known as Straw Dogs ›› ’11 James Marsden. A Thu. 3:35 a.m. experiment. (PG-13) (L, S, V) KMCI Sun. accustomed to paper targets. (R) (L, V) Timekeeper. (PG) (S) SHOW2 Mon. 10 a.m.; screenwriter and his wife are pushed into Shrek Forever After ›› ’10 (HD) 2:30 a.m.; Sat. 2 p.m. ENC Thu. 1:55 a.m. Sat. 9 a.m. a violent confrontation with locals after Voices of Mike Myers. Animated. After Skateland ›› ’10 (HD) Ashley Greene. Snow White and the Huntsman Stakeout ››› ’87 (HD) Richard Drey- they move to the woman’s Mississippi Rumpelstiltskin tricks him into making a Dramatic events in Texas force the man- ›› ’12 (HD) Kristen Stewart. Sent by an fuss. A Seattle detective watches his part- hometown for the summer. (R) (L, S, V) pact, Shrek finds himself in an alternate ager of a skating rink to look at his life evil queen to capture an escaped prin- ner flirt with an escaped convict’s ex-girl- ENC Sun. 1:05 a.m. version of Far Far Away, in which he and in a very different manner in the early cess, a huntsman instead becomes the friend under surveillance. (R) (L, S, N, V) Stripes ›› ’81 (HD) Bill Murray. A lazy Fiona never met. (PG) (L, S) FX Fri. 5 p.m.; 1980s. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW Fri. 7:15 a.m. young woman’s protector and helps her TMC Mon. 1:05 p.m. New York cabby quits his job and con- Sat. 6 a.m. SHOW2 Tue. 2 p.m. in her quest to regain control of her king- Star Trek: First Contact ››› ’96 vinces his bored buddy they should join › ’99 (HD) Sarah Simply Irresistible Sky High ›› ’05 (HD) Michael An- dom. (NR) (S, V) MAX Sat. 4:05 p.m. Patrick Stewart. Picard, Riker and the the Army. (R) (L, S, N) AMC Tue. 2 p.m.; Michelle Gellar. A man resists falling in garano. Hoping he will follow in their So Young, So Bad ›› ’50 Paul Hen- others set off to stop the half-robot Borg Wed. 10:30 a.m. love with a woman he believes received footsteps, two superheroes send their reid. A doctor attempts to enact some from sabotaging a historic rocket flight in Sullivan’s Travels ›››› ’41 Joel magic powers after inheriting a restau- reluctant son to a training school. (PG) (L, desperately needed social reforms inside 2063. (PG-13) (S, V) SYFY Sat. 9:30 a.m. McCrea. A Hollywood director’s desire to rant. (PG-13) (S) HBO2 Fri. 5 a.m. S, V) DISN Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 11 a.m. a girls correctional school. (NR) TCM Wed. Star Trek: Nemesis ›› ’02 Patrick produce a film about real people and hu- Sin City ››› ’05 Jessica Alba. Law- Sleepers ››› ’96 Kevin Bacon. A DA 3:15 a.m. Stewart. The crew of the Enterprise must man suffering leads him on an odyssey as men, prostitutes, a hulking thug and and a reporter fix the trial of childhood The Soft Skin ››› ’64 Jean Desailly. prevent a replica of Capt. Picard from a hobo. (NR) TCM Thu. 1:45 p.m. other sordid characters run amok in a pals who killed a sadistic guard they all A French magazine editor’s wife puts an overtaking Earth. (PG-13) (S, V) SYFY Sat. Superman III ›› ’83 (HD) Christo- crime-ridden metropolis. (R) (L, S, V, N) knew as teens in a detention center. (R) end to his affair with a stewardess. TCM 12 p.m. pher Reeve. Ersatz kryptonite laced with SYFY Sun. 10 p.m. (L, V, S) ENC Sat. 12:35 a.m. Fri. 7 p.m. Stardust ››› ’07 (HD) Claire Danes. tobacco tar splits Superman in two: good The Sin of Harold Diddlebock ›› Sleeping With the Enemy ›› ’91 Something’s Gotta Give ››› ’03 To win the heart of his beloved, a young Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel. (PG) (L, ’47 Harold Lloyd. After being fired from Julia Roberts. The battered wife of a yup- (HD) Jack Nicholson. A music executive man ventures into the realm of fairies S, V) MAX Mon. 6 a.m. his office job, Harold Diddlebock gets pie neat-freak fakes her death at sea and falls for the mother of his young girl- to retrieve a fallen star. (PG-13) (S, V) The Surrogate ’13 (HD) Cameron drunk, goes on a wild binge, and buys a flees from Cape Cod to Iowa. (R) (L, S, V) friend after having a heart attack in her SHOW2 Wed. 7:10 a.m. Mathison. Hoping to have a baby, a col- near-bankrupt circus. (G) TCM Thu. 5:15 E! Sun. 12 p.m.; Fri. 1 a.m., 6 a.m. home. (PG-13) (L, S, N) A&E Sat. 1 p.m. Stargate ›› ’94 (HD) Kurt Russell. A lege professor and his wife hire a surro- p.m. Sleepless in Seattle ››› ’93 Tom The Sons of Katie Elder ››› ’65 portal takes an Egyptologist, a colonel gate who has a deadly agenda. (NR) LIFE Sinbad and the Minotaur › ’11 Hanks. A recently engaged newswoman (HD) John Wayne. Four sons attend their and a team of soldiers to another planet Sun. 1:02 a.m. Manu Bennett. Sinbad encounters the becomes obsessed with meeting a griev- mother’s Texas funeral and avenge their with pyramids, slaves and an alien ruler. Sweet Home Alabama ›› ’02 Re- monstrous Minotaur while searching for ing widower she heard on a late-night slain father. (NR) AMC Sat. 8 p.m. (PG-13) (V) BBC Wed. 8 p.m., 11:30 p.m.; ese Witherspoon. Separated from her the head of a statue. (NR) SYFY Sun. 1 radio call-in show. (PG) (L) E! Thu. 1 p.m.; Soul Plane ›› ’04 Kevin Hart. Passen- Sat. 10:15 p.m. Southern husband, an engaged New York a.m. Fri. 8 a.m. gers and crew enjoy a wild party aboard Starsky & Hutch ›› ’04 (HD) Ben fashion designer confronts him about Siren of Bagdad ›› ’53 Paul Henre- Sliding Doors ›› ’98 (HD) Gwyneth an airliner flying from Los Angeles to Stiller. Thrown together as partners, two a divorce. (PG-13) (L, S) OXY Sat. 7 p.m., id. A magician and his friend try to rescue Paltrow. After a series of misfortunes, New York. (R) (L, S, N, S) BET Sat. 12:05 detectives investigate a cocaine dealer 9:30 p.m. some Bagdad dancing girls who are going a woman with an unfaithful boyfriend a.m., 4 p.m. suspected of murder. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) Sweet Karma ’09 (HD) Shera Bechard. to be auctioned off as slaves. (NR) TCM experiences an alternate reality. (PG-13) Source Code ››› ’11 (HD) Jake Gyl- AMC Mon. 9:30 p.m. Karma infiltrates Toronto’s underground Tue. 9:15 p.m. (L, S) HBO Mon. 8:30 a.m. lenhaal. A helicopter pilot takes part in a Stash House ’12 (HD) Dolph Lundgren. sex trade to get revenge after her sister Sister Act ›› ’92 Whoopi Goldberg. Slumdog Millionaire ››› ’08 Dev secret government program that enables Dave and Emma move into their dream becomes a casualty of the perverted A Reno lounge singer on the run plays Patel. Flashbacks reveal how a poor youth him to assume someone’s identity and house and are happy until violent thugs crooks who run it. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 nun and shows a San Francisco convent’s came to be a prize-winning contestant on experience the last few minutes of that imprison them in their home while they Wed. 10:35 p.m. chorus how to rock. (PG) (L, S, V) WE Sat. one of India’s most-popular game shows. person’s life. (PG-13) (L, S, V) SHOW Fri. 9 search for a stash of heroin. (R) (V) HBO The Sweetest Thing › ’02 Cameron 9 a.m. (R) (L, S, V) WGN-A Sun. 2:30 a.m. a.m.; Sat. 4:05 a.m. SHOW2 Sun. 9:30 a.m., Sun. 1 a.m. Diaz. A confirmed flirt and her best friend Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit Smiley Face ››› ’07 (HD) Anna Faris. 8:30 p.m.; Sat. 10 p.m. Stepmom ›› ’98 Julia Roberts. A New search for the charming guy who slipped ›› ’93 Whoopi Goldberg. A Las Vegas A perpetually stoned actress has a se- Southie ›› ’98 (HD) Donnie Wahlberg. York fashion photographer contends with through her fingers at a dance club. (R) singer teaches a mother superior’s flock ries of comic misadventures all over Los A prodigal finds trouble upon returning her boyfriend’s children and ex-wife. (PG- (L, S) OXY Sun. 7 a.m. how to rock and save the school from Angeles after she eats her roommate’s from New York City to his Boston neigh- 13) (L) ENC Thu. 2:50 p.m. closure. (PG) (L) WE Sat. 11:30 a.m. marijuana-laced cupcakes. (R) (L, S) TMC borhood. (R) (L, V) TMC Mon. 11:25 a.m. Stompin’ at the Savoy ›› ’92 Lynn T The Sitter › ’11 (HD) Jonah Hill. The Fri. 11:15 p.m. Space Cowboys ››› ’00 (HD) Clint Whitfield. Harlem’s Savoy Ballroom is world’s worst baby sitter takes a brood Smokey and the Bandit ››› ’77 Eastwood. Four aging astronauts who the backdrop for this tale of the lives Tactical Force ’11 (HD) Steve Austin. of rambunctious children on a wild night- (HD) Burt Reynolds. Sheriff Buford T. never made it into space agree to go up and loves of four World War II-era black Rival gangs trap members of a Los An- Justice chases a trucker, his buddy, a run- women. (NR) BET Sun. 9:30 a.m. future arrives in 20th-century Los Ange- a quest to foil a plot against the crown. Trading Places ››› ’83 (HD) Dan covers her computer-salesman husband les to kill the woman who will give birth (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW Wed. 1 p.m. SHOW2 Aykroyd. Sporting billionaire brothers re- is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (R) Movies to mankind’s post-apocalyptic savior. (R) Mon. 6 p.m. verse the roles of a Wall Street commodi- (L, S, V) A&E Sun. 12 p.m. (L, S, N, V) MAX Sat. 2:15 p.m. The Three Stooges ›› ’12 (HD) Sean ties broker and a street hustler. (R) (L, S, Turner & Hooch ›› ’89 (HD) Tom Terminator Salvation ›› ’09 (HD) Hayes. Knuckleheads Larry, Curly and V) COMD Sat. 2:26 p.m. Hanks. A drooling dog helps a tidy detec- geles SWAT team inside an abandoned Christian Bale. As the machines prepare Moe become embroiled in a murder plot Traffic ››› ’00 (HD) Michael Douglas. tive link California beach-town foul play hangar. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 2 a.m. for a final attack, John Connor and a and stumble into starring roles in a TV While a judge’s anti-drug campaign leads to a drug-money laundry. (PG) (L, S, V) Take This Waltz ››› ’11 (HD) Mi- mysterious stranger delve into the heart reality show while trying to save their him to his own daughter, a DEA agent tar- SHOW2 Mon. 8:15 a.m.; Sat. 7:15 a.m. chelle Williams. A young woman is torn of Skynet and uncover a terrible secret childhood home. (PG) (L, S, V) HBO2 Sat. gets a trafficker’s wife, and a policeman 28 Days ›› ’00 Sandra Bullock. When between the husband that she loves and involving the annihilation of mankind. 12:40 p.m. fights corruption. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW Tue. a court order sends a New York journalist a new man in her life, whom she’s unable (PG-13) (L, S, V) TNT Thu. 5 p.m., 8 p.m. Thunderstruck ’12 (HD) Kevin Durant. 8:35 p.m. SHOW2 Thu. 9 p.m. to a rehabilitation center for substance to ignore. (R) (L, S, N, S) TMC Sun. 2:30 Terror Tract › ’00 (HD) John Ritter. A teenage klutz becomes the star of his Training Day ››› ’01 (HD) Denzel abusers, she meets a ballplayer. (PG-13) a.m.; Thu. 11 p.m. A real estate agent tries to sell a newly- high-school basketball team when he Washington. A rookie cop meets a corrupt (L, S) OXY Mon. 6 p.m.; Tue. 12 a.m. Talk Radio ››› ’88 (HD) Eric Bo- wed couple on one of three homes with magically acquires the abilities of his Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants 28 Hotel Rooms ’12 (HD) Chris Mes- gosian. Oliver Stone’s dark film shows gruesome pasts. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Thu. hero, NBA star Kevin Durant — but the to include him in his schemes. (R) (L, S, sina. A night of casual sex between a New the self-destruction of a talk radio host 12:45 a.m. switch leaves Durant unable to score. N, V) TNT Sat. 2:30 p.m. York novelist and an accountant from whose broadcasts are marked by verbal That Old Feeling ›› ’97 (HD) Bette (PG) (L, S) HBO2 Sat. 5 a.m. Transformers ››› ’07 (HD) Shia Seattle unexpectedly leads to a long-dis- abuse. (R) (L, S, V) SHOW2 Thu. 12:05 a.m. Midler. An angry confrontation evolves Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Mov- LaBeouf. Humanity’s fate rests in the tance relationship that lasts for several Tall Hot Blonde ’12 (HD) Garret Dil- into renewed passion for a divorced cou- ie ›› ’12 (HD) Tim Heidecker. Would-be hands of a youth when two races of war- years. (NR) (S) TMC Fri. 1 a.m. lahunt. A married man begins an online ple at their daughter’s wedding. (PG-13) filmmakers Tim and Eric squander $1 ring robots make Earth their final battle- 29 Palms › ’02 (HD) Rachael Leigh relationship with a beautiful teenager. (L) MAX Fri. 7:45 a.m. billion of the sinister Schlaaang Corp.’s ground. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sat. 7 p.m. Cook. In a small California town, a hit LIFE Sat. 1 p.m. That’s My Boy › ’12 Adam Sandler. money and must figure out a way to pay it Transformers: Revenge of the man searches for an undercover FBI Talladega Nights: The Ballad of A groom’s world comes crashing down back. (R) (L, S, N, S, V) TMC Fri. 9:40 p.m. Fallen ›› ’09 (HD) Shia LaBeouf. When agent and a bag of money. (R) (L, S, V) Ricky Bobby ›› ’06 (HD) Will Fer- when his estranged father — who is des- The Time Machine ›› ’02 (HD) Guy an ancient Decepticon rises for revenge, TMC Tue. 5:40 p.m. rell. NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces perate to reconnect with his son — shows Pearce. A scientist travels into the future Sam and Mikaela must figure out the 21 Jump Street ››› ’12 Jonah Hill. his greatest challenge ever when French up on the eve of the young man’s wed- and meets a race of people who fear hid- history of the Transformers’ presence on Two cops must confront their teenage Formula One driver Jean Girard roars ding. (R) (L, S, N, S) ENC Tue. 9 p.m. eous monsters living under the ground. Earth and find a way to save the planet. angst all over again when they go under onto the scene. (PG-13) (L, S, V) TBS Sun. Thelma & Louise ››› ’91 (HD) Su- (PG-13) (V) TNT Mon. 1 a.m. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sat. 10 p.m. cover as high-school students. (R) (L, S, V) 7 p.m., 9 p.m. san Sarandon. An Arkansas waitress and Tip on a Dead Jockey ›› ’57 Robert Transit ›› ’12 (HD) Jim Caviezel. A ENC Wed. 7:30 a.m., 7 p.m. Ted ›› ’12 (HD) Mark Wahlberg. Live a housewife shoot a rapist and take off Taylor. Broke and about to divorce his family’s vacation goes horribly wrong The Twilight Saga: Breaking action/animated. Thirty years after his in a ’66 Thunderbird. (R) (L, S, N, V) AMC wife, a pilot joins a smuggling scheme in when bank robbers hide their stolen loot Dawn Part 1 ›› ’11 (HD) Kristen Stew- childhood wish brought his beloved teddy Tue. 8:30 a.m. postwar Madrid. (NR) TCM Wed. 1:30 p.m. in their car and try to intercept them art. A chain of events, set off by Edward bear to life, a man’s close attachment to Thief of Damascus ›› ’52 Paul Hen- To Have and Have Not ››› ’44 later to retrieve it. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 Fri. and Bella’s marriage, honeymoon and the talking toy prevents him from mak- reid. An Arabian general foils invaders Humphrey Bogart. A boat skipper flirts 11:30 p.m. birth of a child, yields a shocking devel- ing the emotional leap from boyhood to with Sinbad, Ali Baba, Aladdin, Schehe- with a singer and fools Nazis on the island The Transporter 2 ›› ’05 (HD) opment for Jacob. (PG-13) (S, N, V) SHOW adulthood. (R) (L, S) HBO Sun. 6:05 p.m.; razade and special steel. (NR) TCM Wed. of Martinique. (NR) TCM Wed. 8 a.m. Jason Statham. A former Special Forces Fri. 4 p.m. SHOW2 Tue. 10 a.m., 9 p.m. Tue. 8 p.m.; Wed. 3:05 a.m. HBO2 Thu. 8 1:45 a.m. To Live and Die in L.A. ›› ’85 Wil- operative springs into action to save the Twins ››› ’88 Arnold Schwarzeneg- p.m. The Thing ›› ’11 (HD) Mary Elizabeth liam L. Petersen. A Secret Service agent kidnapped son of an anti-drug czar. (PG- ger. A genetically perfected specimen Teen Beach Movie ’13 Ross Lynch. Winstead. Paranoia spreads among a bends and breaks the law to nab an art- 13) (L, S, N, V) USA Sun. 12 p.m., 11:01 p.m. meets his pint-size, wise-guy long-lost Two young surfers find romance when team of Arctic researchers as they battle ist/counterfeiter in Los Angeles. (R) (L, V, Triassic Attack ›› ’10 Steven Brand. twin. (PG) (L, V) SHOW2 Fri. 8:45 a.m. they magically become part of a movie a deadly alien organism that assumes the N) ENC Sat. 10:40 p.m. A sheriff must save his town when dino- Twisted › ’04 (HD) Ashley Judd. With musical. DISN Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m. shapes of its victims. (R) (L, S, V) HBO2 The Tourist ›› ’10 (HD) Johnny Depp. saur skeletons come back to life. (NR) help from her partner, a police inspector The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad Sun. 12 a.m. During an impromptu trip to Europe, a SYFY Mon. 12:30 a.m. searches for a killer who is murdering ’12 (HD) Beverly Lynne. Beautiful agents This Means War › ’12 (HD) Reese man’s flirtation with an alluring stranger The Trouble With Bliss › ’11 (HD) her former lovers. (R) (L, S, V) TMC Sun. encounter danger at every turn. (NR) (L, Witherspoon. Once inseparable pals leads to a dangerous game of cat and Michael C. Hall. An emotionally inert 35- 2:15 p.m. S, N, S) MAX Fri. 10:50 p.m. and partners, two CIA agents turn their mouse. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sat. 12 p.m. year-old finds his life opening up when Twister ››› ’96 (HD) Helen Hunt. The Temp ›› ’93 Timothy Hutton. deadly skills and an array of high-tech Tower Heist ›› ’11 (HD) Ben Stiller. he begins a relationship with a former Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try A junior executive’s temporary helper gadgetry against each other after both The manager of a luxury condominium classmate’s 18-year-old daughter. (PG-13) to place equipment inside a tornado on works her way up the ladder with her fall for the same woman. (PG-13) (L, S, V) joins forces with a petty crook to steal (S, N) SHOW Thu. 10:35 a.m. the Oklahoma plains. (PG-13) (S, V) FAM own deadly agenda. (R) (L, S, V) ENC Fri. HBO2 Tue. 12:20 p.m. back the retirement money a Wall Street Trouble With the Curve ›› ’12 Fri. 5 p.m., 7:30 p.m. 1:10 a.m. 300 ››› ’07 (HD) Gerard Butler. Spar- swindler stole from him and his co-work- (HD) Clint Eastwood. When his bosses call 2 Days in New York ’12 (HD) Ju- The Tempest ›› ’10 Helen Mirren. ta’s King Leonidas and his badly outnum- ers. (PG-13) (L, S) HBO Tue. 7:15 a.m. his judgment into question, an aged base- lie Delpy. A happily married man’s san- Prospera, an exiled sorceress, brings her bered warriors fight to the death against The Town ››› ’10 (HD) Ben Affleck. ball scout is forced to take his estranged ity is pushed to the limit when his wife’s powers to bear against enemies who King Xerxes’ massive Persian army at the A Boston bank robber looks for a way out daughter with him on a road trip to North crazed, over-sexed French relatives crash have become shipwrecked on her magi- Battle of Thermopylae. (R) (S, V, N) TNT of his criminal lifestyle after beginning a Carolina to check out a hot prospect. (PG- their cramped New York apartment. (R) cal island. (PG-13) (S, N) KCTV Sat. 12 p.m. Sun. 3:45 p.m. passionate romance with the woman that 13) (L, S) HBO2 Mon. 1:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m.; (L, S, N) TMC Mon. 9:50 a.m. KSMO Sun. 1 a.m. 360 ’11 (HD) Anthony Hopkins. A man his gang briefly took hostage. (R) (L, S, V) Fri. 6 p.m. Two English Girls ››› ’71 Jean- Tequila Sunrise ›› ’88 Mel Gib- searches for his missing daughter in one TNT Sat. 12 p.m. True Grit ››› ’10 (HD) Jeff Bridges. Pierre Léaud. A French writer falls in and son. A narcotics officer uses a woman of several vignettes dealing with issues of The Toyman Killer ’13 (HD) Sarah A teenage girl enlists the aid of a boozy, out of love with sisters of opposite virtue. to catch his buddy, a big-time cocaine love, loss and betrayal. (R) (L, S, N) SHOW Carter. A criminal psychologist evaluates trigger-happy lawman to hunt down her (NR) (S, N) TCM Fri. 11 p.m. dealer ready to retire. (R) (L, S, N, V) ENC Thu. 10:30 p.m. the sanity of a death-row inmate who father’s killer. (PG-13) (S, V) FX Tue. 7 p.m., 2 Fast 2 Furious ›› ’03 (HD) Paul Thu. 5 p.m. The Three Musketeers › ’11 (HD) shows signs of multiple personality disor- 9:30 p.m. Walker. A former policeman and his The Terminator ››› ’84 (HD) Ar- Matthew MacFadyen. A young swordsman der. (NR) LIFE Sat. 9 p.m. True Lies ››› ’94 (HD) Arnold friend work with a U.S. Customs agent to nold Schwarzenegger. A cyborg from the joins three of France’s finest warriors in Schwarzenegger. A Washington wife dis- street gang after his car is stolen with his the same weddings. (PG-13) (L, S) FX Sun. working-class woman and a 20-ish yuppie boding estate of a recently deceased son inside. (R) (L, S, V) BET Thu. 9 p.m.; 10 a.m.; Mon. 8 a.m. adman with little in common. (R) (L, S) client. (PG-13) (S, V) TMC Sun. 3:55 p.m.; Movies Fri. 10 a.m. Weekend at Bernie’s ›› ’89 (HD) MAX Fri. 2:15 a.m. Mon. 2:45 a.m. A Walk in the Sun ››› ’46 Dana An- Andrew McCarthy. Two guys party with Whiteboys ›› ’99 (HD) Danny Hoch. The Woman Next Door ››› ’81 drews. Weary GIs hit the beach at Salerno their bumped-off boss at his Long Island Enamored of the hip-hop culture, three Gérard Depardieu. A husband learns his indict a launderer in Miami. (PG-13) (L, S, and advance on a farmhouse full of Nazis. beach house, and no one notices. (PG-13) Iowa youths convince a black student to married neighbor is the woman he loved V) TNT Sat. 7 p.m. (NR) TCM Tue. 12 p.m. (L, S) COMD Sun. 8:31 a.m. take them to Chicago, where one plans and lost years earlier. (R) (S, V) TCM Sat. Two Rode Together ››› ’61 James Walking Tall ›› ’04 (HD) The Rock. Wes Craven Presents: Dracula to get drugs to sell. (R) (L, S, V) HBO Thu. 1:30 a.m. Stewart. A Texas marshal and a cavalry A former Special Forces soldier becomes 2000 › ’00 (HD) Christopher Plummer. 3 a.m. Working Girl ››› ’88 (HD) Melanie officer recover long-held captives from sheriff and deputizes an old friend to help A London antiques dealer travels to New Who Framed Roger Rabbit ›››› Griffith. A spunky Wall Street secretary Comanches. (NR) TCM Sat. 2:30 p.m. rid their town of thugs. (PG-13) (L, S, V) Orleans to save his estranged daughter ’88 (HD) Bob Hoskins. Live action/ani- takes her boss’s place with a merger spe- MTV Fri. 9 p.m., 11 p.m. from his nemesis, Count Dracula. (R) (L, mated. In a world where cartoons coexist cialist. (R) (L, S) AMC Thu. 9:15 a.m. U War Horse ››› ’11 (HD) Emily Wat- S, V) TMC Sun. 12:50 a.m. with humans, a private eye tries to clear Wrath of the Titans › ’12 (HD) Unholy Partners ›› ’41 Edward G. son. After forcibly parted from his be- Wet Hot American Summer ›› a long-eared fugitive of murder charges. Sam Worthington. Perseus enlists the aid Robinson. A crusading newsman starts loved owner, a remarkable horse changes ’01 (HD) Janeane Garofalo. After their (PG) (V) TOON Sun. 5 p.m. of Queen Andromeda, Hephaestus and up a tabloid with a gangster as his 50-50 and inspires the lives of all he meets charges have left, staff members of a The Whole Nine Yards ›› ’00 (HD) Poseidon’s son to rescue Zeus from the partner. (NR) TCM Wed. 5 a.m. as he moves through the battlefields of children’s camp pursue romances that Bruce Willis. A hit man in the Witness underworld, defeat the Titans and save Untamed Heart ››› ’93 Christian World War I. (PG-13) (S, V) SHOW Thu. have been brewing all season. (R) (L, S, S) Protection Program and his next-door mankind. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO Sun. 9:15 Slater. A Minneapolis waitress falls for a 5:30 p.m. TMC Fri. 8 p.m. neighbor team up to find out who is try- a.m., 4:25 p.m.; Fri. 5:30 p.m. shy busboy who thinks his heart came The Wash › ’01 Dr. Dre. Two room- What Dreams May Come ›› ’98 ing to kill them. (R) (S, N, V) HBO2 Mon. The Wrong Box ››› ’66 John Mills. from a baboon king. (PG-13) (L, S, V) ENC mates who work at a car wash must save (HD) Robin Williams. A man explores a 5:15 p.m.; Sat. 11 a.m. Two brothers try to outlive each other Fri. 11:15 a.m. their kidnapped boss in order to keep lush, vivid afterlife and tries to reunite The Whole Truth ›› ’58 Stewart to win a cash hoard in Victorian London. Up Close & Personal › ’96 (HD) their jobs. (R) (L, S, V) BET Sat. 2 p.m. with his beloved wife. (PG-13) (L, S) TMC Granger. A Hollywood producer’s wife (NR) (S, V) TCM Mon. 8 p.m. Robert Redford. Romance and stardom The Watch › ’12 (HD) Ben Stiller. Four Mon. 4:30 a.m. does not believe he has stabbed his ac- Wyatt Earp ›› ’94 Kevin Costner. The result for a pretty young reporter when members of a neighborhood watch group What’s Your Number? ›› ’11 (HD) tress lover, another man’s wife. (NR) TCM portrait traces him from Southern boy to her boss takes her under his wing. (PG-13) discover that their town has become Anna Faris. A pessimistic magazine ar- Mon. 5 a.m. Western lawman defending boomtowns (L, S, V) HBO2 Fri. 6:40 a.m. overrun with aliens posing as ordinary ticle prompts an unmarried woman to Who’s Your Caddy? › ’07 (HD) Ant- with his brothers and Doc Holliday. (PG- suburbanites. (R) (L, S, S, V) HBO Tue. revisit her numerous ex-boyfriends to wan “Big Boi” Patton. When members of 13) (L, S, V) ENC Sun. 3:45 p.m. V 12:55 a.m.; Fri. 12 a.m. HBO2 Sun. 8 a.m., find out if one of them could be her true a stuffy country club oppose his bid to 8 p.m.; Wed. 10:15 a.m., 11 p.m.; Sat. 5:15 love. (R) (L, S, N) MAX Fri. 11:40 a.m. join, a rap mogul buys the land adjacent X Vertical Limit ›› ’00 (HD) Chris p.m. When a Man Loves a Woman ›› to the golf course’s 17th hole. (PG-13) (L, O’Donnell. A climber must rescue his sis- Water Damage ›› ’99 (HD) Daniel ’94 (HD) Andy Garcia. Alcoholism and S, N) COMD Fri. 11:12 a.m. X2: X-Men United ››› ’03 (HD) Pat- ter stranded by an avalanche. (PG-13) (L, Baldwin. Years after his son’s accidental recovery test the marriage of a San Fran- Wild Cherry ›› ’09 (HD) Tania Ray- rick Stewart. After a mutant-hating mili- V) TBS Wed. 1 a.m. death, a broken man becomes involved in cisco couple with two young daughters. monde. With help from her best friends, tarist named Stryker invades their school, VHS ’12 (HD) Calvin Reeder. Hired to steal a murder mystery. (NR) (L, S, V) SHOW2 (R) (L, S) HBO2 Thu. 4 p.m. a high schooler turns the tables on a the X-Men must join forces with Magneto a rare VHS tape from a remote house, a Wed. 12:35 p.m. When in Rome › ’10 (HD) Kristen jock who plans to deflower her. (R) (L, S) to rescue Professor Xavier and neutralize ragtag band of crooks finds a dead body, The Waterboy › ’98 (HD) Adam Bell. Magic coins bring an assortment SHOW2 Fri. 1:05 a.m. the threat posed by Stryker. (PG-13) (L, S, old TVs and a lot of cryptic footage. (R) (L, Sandler. A water boy’s temper tantrums of odd suitors to a disillusioned woman, Win a Date With Tad Hamilton! V) BBC Fri. 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m. S, V, N) TMC Wed. 8:30 p.m. spur an addled football coach to sign him but a persistent reporter may hold the ›› ’04 (HD) Kate Bosworth. Secretly in XXX ›› ’02 Vin Diesel. A government Video Girl ›› ’10 (HD) Meagan Good. on as defensive tackle. (PG-13) (L, S) FX promise of real romance. (PG-13) (S) FAM love with his friend, a supermarket man- agent recruits an athlete to stop an anar- After a knee injury, an aspiring ballerina Sun. 2:30 p.m. Sat. 12:30 p.m. ager becomes jealous when she meets chist from using biological and chemical lands a glamorous new career in hip-hop, The Way of the Gun ›› ’00 Ryan When Time Expires ›› ’97 (HD) a famous actor. (PG-13) (L, S) TBS Tue. weapons. (PG-13) (L, S, V) FX Sat. 4:30 but soon finds that fame has a dark side. Phillippe. Looking for an easy payoff, Richard Grieco. A series of chain reac- 1 a.m. p.m. (R) (L, S) BET Wed. 10 a.m. career criminals kidnap the surrogate tions will destroy the Earth unless a The Winning Team ››› ’52 Doris View From the Top ›› ’03 Gwyneth mother to a wealthy couple. (R) (L, S, V) time traveler successfully completes his Day. Grover Cleveland Alexander becomes Y Paltrow. A woman from a small Nevada SHOW2 Mon. 12:05 a.m.; Sat. 1 a.m. mission. (PG-13) (L, S, N, V) SHOW Wed. one of baseball’s greatest pitchers, with Year One ›› ’09 (HD) Jack Black. Two town makes friends while training to We Own the Night ›› ’07 Joaquin 4:15 a.m. his wife’s support. (NR) TCM Fri. 5 p.m. lazy primitives begin an epic journey become a flight attendant. (PG-13) (L, S) Phoenix. As the NYPD wages war on The Whisperers ›› ’67 Edith Evans. Wishful Thinking › ’99 (HD) Drew through the ancient world after they are KSMO Sun. 2 p.m. drugs, a nightclub manager whose broth- Familial problems and social-agency rep- Barrymore. A young woman falls for her banished from their village. (PG-13) (L, S, Volcano ›› ’97 (HD) Tommy Lee Jones. er is a cop tries to remain neutral. (R) (L, resentatives disrupt the otherwise lonely best friend while he looks for the man his V) COMD Sun. 10:32 a.m.; Mon. 12:04 a.m. A Los Angeles emergency official takes S, N, V) ENC Sun. 11 p.m. existence of an elderly woman. (NR) TCM girlfriend is having an affair with. (R) (L) Yogi Bear › ’10 (HD) Voices of Dan charge when earthquakes and erupting We the Party ›› ’12 (HD) Mandela Tue. 12 a.m. TMC Tue. 12:45 p.m. Aykroyd. Live action/animated. Yogi, Boo lava ravage the city. (PG-13) (S, V) HBO2 Van Peebles. A teen who would rather White Chicks ›› ’04 (HD) Shawn The Wishing Well ’10 (HD) Jordan Boo and Ranger Smith team up to stop Mon. 3:30 p.m. organize dance parties than study sets Wayans. Two male FBI agents pose as Ladd. A wishing well magically gives a the mayor from closing Jellystone Park his sights on a brainy classmate. (R) (L, S) female socialites to foil a kidnapping plot celebrity journalist a new life in a small and selling it to loggers. (PG) (S) FAM W BET Mon. 2:30 p.m. and save their jobs. (PG-13) (L, S) VH1 Thu. town. HALL Mon. 7 p.m. Sun. 6 a.m. Wedding Crashers ››› ’05 (HD) 10 p.m.; Fri. 1 p.m. Without a Paddle ›› ’04 Seth You Again ›› ’10 (HD) Kristen Bell. An W. ›› ’08 (HD) Josh Brolin. George W. Owen Wilson. Two divorce mediators White Men Can’t Jump ››› ’92 Green. Three childhood friends embark Bush transforms himself from a ne’er-do- upcoming family wedding brings a young spend a wild weekend partying with a Wesley Snipes. Two basketball hustlers, on a canoe trip to find a plane hijacker’s woman and her mother face to face once well son of privilege to president of the politician and his eccentric family. (R) (L, black and white, count on racial myth to stash of money. (PG-13) (L, S, V) CMT Sun. United States. (PG-13) (L, S) TMC Sun. 7 more with their high-school tormentors. S, N, S) TBS Fri. 8 p.m.; Sat. 12 p.m. cash in on street games. (R) (L, S, N, V) 1 p.m., 11 p.m. (PG) (L, S) FAM Sat. 2:30 p.m. p.m.; Wed. 3:20 p.m.; Sat. 6 a.m., 2:15 p.m. The Wedding Singer ››› ’98 (HD) BET Mon. 10 a.m. The Woman in Black ››› ’12 (HD) Waist Deep › ’06 Tyrese Gibson. An You Don’t Mess With the Zohan Adam Sandler. A spirited entertainer and White Palace ››› ’90 (HD) Susan Daniel Radcliffe. A widowed lawyer en- ›› ’08 (HD) Adam Sandler. A much- ex-convict collides with members of a a waitress with a boorish fiance work at Sarandon. Lust turns to love for a 40-ish counters ghostly goings-on at the fore- Movies feared Israeli commando fakes his own death and moves to New York, where he fulfills his dream of becoming a successful hairstylist. (PG-13) (L, S, N) FX Sun. 12 p.m.; Mon. 10 a.m. You’ve Got Mail ›› ’98 Tom Hanks. Professional rivalry threatens to thwart romance when anonymous e-mail pals meet each other. (PG) (L) WGN-A Tue. 7 p.m. Z Zookeeper › ’11 (HD) Kevin James. When their shy caretaker decides he needs to switch careers to find a woman, zoo animals reveal their secret ability to talk and teach him how to woo the ladies. (PG) (L, S) FAM Sun. 4 p.m. replacement doll for Emma. Sabrina and Patrick questioned Britt’s health Soaps crisis. Laura was livid with Lucy for going behind her back to get Nik’s investment in Deception. Olivia con- For release: 07/13/13 fronted Sonny about Franco. Danny By George Dickie had a high fever. Sam and Silas got Tribune Media Services emotional over Danny’s declining (This column is for print use ONLY.) health. Dante and Lulu discussed (This column represents on air sum- baby names. Ellie told Spinelli she maries for the week of July 8-12, was reconsidering her position on 2013.) having a family. The Young and the Restless Adam exposed Melanie’s disloyalty. The Bold and the Beautiful Leslie told Neil about Rose and the A marriage seemed unsalvageable. daughter she had. The blogger called Brooke had trouble redeeming her- Neil a coward. Chloe rushed Delia to self to her family. Bill sought help the hospital because of a high fever. from an unlikely party with a personal Alex wanted Kevin to take him up matter. Liam searched for answers on his offer and work for the police. before making a major life decision. Billy begged Nikki to ask Victoria to Hope was suspicious of Wyatt’s past. give him one more chance, but Vic- Days of our Lives tor berated him for being an addict. Cane set up a romantic evening for Rafe came out of his coma and had himself and Lily. Sharon felt trapped a strange reaction to Sami. Jen- in a time warp. Kyle admitted to Abby nifer was stunned to meet her new he made a mistake in ending things assistant. EJ and Justin labored to with Summer. Kyle was forced to steal DiMera Enterprises. EJ kicked come clean after Jack overheard him his dad out of the mansion. Sami and Abby discussing his kiss with again defied doctors’ orders. Jen- Phyllis, who then said she did it to nifer went with her instincts in hiring break Kyle and Summer up. Michael Theresa and was proved right. Eric reasserted his commitment to Lauren had another attack. Fearing her by tearing up the divorce papers and secret was about to be exposed, taking her to bed. Carmine turned Kristen confronted Dr. Chyka. Brady down Fen’s request to help him get confessed to Maggie. Eric had a dis- drugs, then later found him passed turbing memory of the night he got out in an alley with a bag of white sick. Rafe had a baffling question for powder. Carmine rushed him to the Kate. Kristen moved forward with her hospital, where Michael accused plot against Marlena. Sami and EJ him of giving Fen the drugs. Paul fought and then made love. Jennifer then took Carmine to the police sta- set boundaries for Theresa. Adrienne tion. Chelsea was upset over Jeffrey and Justin remained at loggerheads. and Anita’s snide comments about Kristen made a request of Eric. Rafe her living arrangements. Victor fired took a turn for the worse. Cameron Melanie after getting her to admit she and Abigail advised Chad regarding was working with Adam. Nikki told EJ’s offer. Victoria to give Billy another chance. General Hospital Chloe offered Billy support. Sam had a nightmare about Danny. Connie fished for news about Sonny from Olivia. Maxie advised Con- nie to go after her man. Olivia and Sonny realized nothing stood in the way of their romance. Kiki dreamed of Michael. Sonny and Shawn plot- ted against, then pummeled Franco. Silas and Ava had a tense reunion. Brad caught Kiki and Michael kissing and attempted blackmail. Silas had ulterior motives for visiting Sam and Danny. Ava revealed her relationship with Silas to Tracy. Britt brought a