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Issue 1050 FELIX February 16th 1996 Bookshop May hew: IRA must call bid may ceasefire again before talks cost £80K BY MIKE INGRAM BY THE NEWS TEAM The Northern Ireland Secretary College authorities have indicat- Sir Patrick Mayhew visited ed that they may ask for up to Imperial College on Wednesday, £80,000 a year from the bidder amid the furore following the successful in their application to IRA bombing of Docklands last run the new bookstore. IC's Friday. He spoke to a packed Estates Department are planning Mechanical Engineering lecture to launch an 'invitation to ten- theatre on the Ulster peace der' to gauge the interest of process in the wake of the break- major book companies, such as ing of the paramilitary's cease- Blackwells and Dillons, in man- fire. aging the proposed shop. College stepped-up security They will also consider an for Sir Patrick's arrival to application from ICU, who cur- address the gathering, organised rently run the shop on the by the Conservative Society. He Sherfield Walkway, but Union described the current situation officials are concerned that they as "a time of great disappoint- will be priced out of the market. ment |and| great anxiety", and The insist they could offer at spoke of his sympathy for the least as good a level of service to victims of Friday's attack and students, but haven't the exten- their relatives. He also sive capital of larger chainstores. expressed hope that the peace The Director of Estates, Ian process could be brought back Caldwell, insisted that the bids on track as quickly as possible, "will be judged on.a balanced set of criteria between service, the and that this would be through financial deal, and the risk." round-table discussions between the factions in the province. The Estates Department are He explained the hurdle planning to include the large preventing the setting up of all- bookstore on the ground floor of party talks on the future of the the library (Felix 1044) when it PHOTO: ALEX FEAKES province, as a "question of conti- is expanded as part of the cur- Continuc.d mi page three Sir Patrick Mayhew: not too busy after the bomb to talk to ConSoc rent expansion plans.
Foot on HG Wells Elections update Karian speaks to ICU
The Right Honourable Michael The papers for next year's sab- University of London Union Foot entertained a pack theatre batical positions will come down President Ghassan Karian out- on Wednesday evening, speaking this evening at 6pm. Although lined the new shape of ULU's on HG Wells, the subject of the further candidates have stood in constitution. Under discussion former Labour leader's new the past week, two of the posts was the representation of the biography. page 4 remain uncontested. page 3 medical schools. page 2 TWO . FELIX FRIDAY FEBRUARY 1 6TH 1996 NEWS ULU constitution debated News in brief BY ALEX FEAKES leges brought about by the The University of London Tomlinson report have changed BY THE NEWS TEAM students and staff alike to be Union's constitution became a this. aware of this method of entry by subject of heated discussion at Under the new rules, Southside robber criminals. ICU Council meeting on London's medical schools togeth- charged Monday evening. Ghassan er have only 4 delegates to the The burglar apprehended in the 'Drop-in' students get Karian, President ol ULU, was Senate between them. Some Southside Halls two weeks ago as £450 fine invited to the meeting to talk on medics have said that this means reported in Felix 1048, has been Two geology students called to the four month review of the that they will have less represen- charged by the police on three Union disciplinary after breaking constitution. tation on the new body. One counts of burglary. The name of into ICU Print Unit earlier this In his speech, Mr Karian said council member suggested that the burglar has not been released month have been charged with that the recent Education Act the fact that the medical schools yet, though he is believed to be the cost of the damage they which reformed the structure of will still send delegates to GUC from the London area. catised. student unions, and pressure to separately from their parent col- IC's Deputy Head of Last Friday's meeting also make the Union more account- leges was just "half-cocked Security, Kenneth Weir, still has banned from entering the Union able were the main driving forces appeasement", defeating the aim some property in his possession premises for the rest of this behind the review. The ULU ini- of the integration of the medical recovered at the time of the bur- term. The IC band Herb had to tiated a consultation process schools. Mr Karian said that glary, for which no owner has pull out of the Jazz, Rock and which began in September, and there would be another review in come forward. If you lost a large Ents . Friday night rock is now reaching its conclusion five years time. men's suit at the time of the "Abandon" on finding that one of with ratification by the student The Sports and Societies thefts, Mr Weir at the security their member was no longer allowed in the building. unions of the University. sabbatical post was proposed as a control in Sherfield will be The main changes from the solution to the conflict of inter- pleased to help you. Senior Union sources have old constitution involve repre- est between the Sports Council expressed disappointment that sentation of the medical schools President and the VP for Sports A Measure of Mary's the punishment was too lenient. and the proposal to introduce a and Recreation. The two posi- A ground breaking appearance of new Sports and Societies sabbat- tions will be merged to form the St Mary's Dramatic Society at New life found on ical post. The medical schools are new post with the aim of improv- ICU next week has raised hopes Earth currently grouped together as ing efficiency. of more cooperation between Researchers in America "Med Group" and send 20-30 A motion to implement the Mary's and IC. Shakespeare's announced this week that they delegates to the General Union new document, sponsored by play Measure for Measure is cur- have discovered a new type of Council of ULU but the mergers ULU VP Tara Jefferson, was rently being shown at St Mary's lifeform, distinct from all others. between medical schools and col- approved by Council. Union. The production is being The work in Wyoming's brought over to South Yellowstone National Park con- Kensington for performances on centrated on the genetic differ- Tuesday and Wednesday. ences between various microbes, utilising recent advances in struc- Marines play at the tural molecular biology. This has Albert Hall meant that microbes that are The Albert Hall was taken over outwardly similar in structure by the massed bands of Her have been revealed to be some- Majesty's Royal Marines this what different at a genetic level. week as they presented the The discoverer of these new life- Mountbatten Festival of Music forms claims that it will revolu- 1996 in aid of charity. Security tionise the way scientists classify species. was tight, however, with several roads closed to parking and the On a related note, builders area patrolled by police all week. in Romania have uncovered a cave containing 31 new species. Physics computer chips The cave was originally under stolen water, but became separated The Physics department was the when the Black Sea water level victim of yet another computer fell. Inside the cave, there has hardware robbery over the week- been no sunlight for 5 million end. A.selection of memory chips years, and the creatures have were taken from personal com- established an alternate food puters in a fourth floor teaching chain exclusive of photosynthe- laboratory. sis. Scientists have established Security believe that the that all the energy for the ecosys- PHOTO: IVAN CHAN thief 'piggy-backed' in to the tem originates from when bacte- ria oxidise the hydrogen sulphide ULU President Ghassan Karian spoke to ICU's Council meeting on building behind a legitimate user abundant in the cave. Monday, encouraging members to support his new constitution. of the department, and urged NEWS FELIX FRIDAY FEBRUARY 16TH 1996 . THREE NI minister appeal to Sinn Fein continued from front page recommendations in the report, taries have continued to commit- Sir Patrick became uncom- dence" in the intentions of he said, and pointed out the sec- throughout the ceasefire: "we fortable only once during the nationalists: "there has to be con- tion calling for all parties to sign have not had a true peace." He questioning, looking agitated on fidence that the ceasefires are up to the principle of democratic asserted that the activities had as the subject of last Friday's bomb real". Both the British and Irish methods. The report also con- much political purpose as the at Canary Wharf. A member of governments have stated that cluded that the IRA was not bombing campaign, intending to the audience asked whether he they will not meet with Sinn Fein going to accede to government "subvert the RUC" and "tell the thought that the leadership of until the IRA reinstate the cease- demands that it decommission people the IRA are in charge". Sinn Fein had prior knowledge of fire that was broken on Friday weapons before joining talks, and The spectre of a return to the docklands bombing. Sir after seventeen months. In suggested that talks start before the use of internment of terrorist Patrick replied he was "unable to response to the continuing decommissioning. suspects without trial was raised answer that", since the leadership demands of Sinn Fein to be The process hit problems by Ian Bayley, who suggested that themselves were the ones to ask. immediately included in all-party last week when the government the policy could be acceptable to When pressed for his own opin- talks, Sir Patrick said that "we gave support to the Unionist pro- the people of Ireland if it was ions, he stated firmly: "I don't share that desire", but that posal of holding elections in operated by some sort of Anglo- want to share my personal view." democratic talks are impossible Ulster leading to all-party talks. Irish body, representing all sides He instead reminded the with the threat of violence: "no Sir Patrick said the intention of of the community. Sir Patrick audience of a widely reported one can have a gun under the this plan was to "enable all parties commented "every country has incident last year, when the Sinn table or a gun outside the door". to have a democratic mandate." [provisions in the legislature] for Fein president Gerry Adams was He went on to outline the He finished by telling of the Irish internment", intended to be used addressing a party rally, and state of the Northern Ireland people's horror at the prospect of "as a matter of last resort." responded to a shout from the peace process, and the position of a return to violence, saying that The British power comes crowd of "Bring back the IRA" the government and other parties the terrorists "live in a kind of under the terms of the with "They haven't gone away, on the continuationof the process rock pool", and that 17 months of Emergency Provisions Act, which you know." One member of the in the light of the IRA's resump- peace had "reduced their support is up for renewal by Parliament in audience took exception to this, tion of violence. He restated the to a minuscule level." the near future. The Labour party shouting out: "That was out of government's aims for the The minister then opened has previously stated its opposi- context and you know it." Sir process: "we are about trying to the floor to questions from the tion to keeping the power of Patrick replied staunchly: help., achieve a lasting settle- audience. On being asked about internment within the act, but "Perhaps the context was the ment", saying that any settlement decommissioning of paramilitary the government is adamant. Sir context of last Friday." was "not to be imposed [and weapons and how to measure the Patrick said "it is necessary as a The gathering ended on a must be | founded on consent". stability of any return to the matter of prudence to keep that note of mild confusion. As the The minister attacked ceasefires, he said "of course power", adding "I feel very audience prepared to leave, a reports from nationalists that the [decommissioning] remains the strongly [that it should remain an member of the Conservative government had ignored the con- best [path]". He agreed with the option]". He also praised the Society informed the minister clusions of the Mitchell report on assertion that the ceasefires Labour Party's "staunch support that a bottle of whisky adjacent the future of the process, saying should include a ban on punish- for the government", insisting to the podium, which he had they were simply "not true". The ment beatings", forced expulsions that no party would risk peace for assumed to be a gift, was merely government had accepted all six and other crimes the paramili- party political reasons. to be autographed and returned. f:?cA,r,',?,r,Sabb elections "very boring"
BY RACHEL WALTERS zine Broadsheet, faces only New Ents DJ Luke Moralis have put sion of a valid IC Union card to Two of the contests for next Election as his bid to edit Felix forward their candidacies. Only be eligible to vote, but little more year's ICU sabbatical positions next year. Eric Allsop has the requisite sup- than 50% of students have one. look set to he straight one-horse Although two students have port in the bag: Luke needs fur- In recent years, the Imperial races. A third is dependant on signed up for the position of ther seconders names, while College Union membership ID one candidate obtaining most of Deputy President (Clubs and Mark Bridge, who signed up on came as part of the college secu- his quota of seconders' signatures Societies), James Handley only Monday February 5th, is still rity swipe card, so every student in the final 24 hours before had seven seconders' signatures hunting for a proposer. was automatically issued with papers come down. as Felix went to press. Each can- Tim Townend, the current one. Separate ICU membership Piers Williams, Pub Board dadate needs to have twenty sec- Deputy President (Clubs and cards have been issued this year chairman and 'publicity and pro- onders to be eligible to run. His Societies) commented: "It looks in an attempt to remove some of motions' secretary for STOIC, is opponent, Neil O'Shaughnessy, like it's all going to be very boring the technical problems associated the only person standing for the has been fully backed. this year." with using magnetic swipe cards position of Deputy President The position of ICU Union officials are also con- to register votes. (Finance and Services). Similarly, President is the only one that cerned that the elections will see The 'new election' campaign Alex Feakes, news editor of Felix might be more hotly contested. a very low turnout of voters when will be run by the current Deputy and ex-joint editor of the Royal In the past week, Eric Allsop, the they are held on March 4th and Presidents. The position is open College of Science Union maga- present ICU Council Chair, and 5th. Students must be in posse- for all posts. FOUR . FELIX FRIDAY FEBRUARY 1 6TH 1996 NEWS HE funding backtrack by Shephard
MIKE INGRAM sures, including the imposition of the month. problem will go away. That sim- There are signs this week that the a £300 top-up fee on students, Differences of opinion on ply won't do." Government is being forced to are timed to coincide with the the future of higher education The income contingent loans reconsider its position on univer- general election, and could dam- have even emerged within gov- scheme is also supported by the sity funding. In the face of almost age the Government's campaign ernment ranks. Last week saw CVCP and other groups. Sir Eric universal opposition to cuts in the [Felix 1049). the launch of a report on univer- Ash, former Rector of Imperial higher education budget, splits Many within the CVCP feel sity funding from the College and non-executive direc- between education ministers that the government's promise of Conservative Political Centre tor of the Student Loans compa- have come to light. public discussion on higher edu- (Felix 1049). Speaking at the ny described the idea as "entirely The Education Secretary, cation is merely a delaying tactic. launch, the Higher Education sensible", and inevitable "in one Gillian Shephard, has told the Clive Booth, vice chancellor of minister Eric Forth criticised form or another". The report also Committee of Vice Chancellors Oxford Brookes University and parts of the government's educa- proposes a national academic and Principals (CVCP) that she outgoing vice-chairman of the tion policy. He questioned the credit transfer scheme, an idea will present them with broad committee, said: "For too long government's intention to contin- which is supported by the CVCP. proposals on the size, structure Government has been saying 'we ue increasing availability of higher Discussions between and funding of higher education. need a debate'. However, the education: "It needs to be asked Government and universities The proposals are expected to be time has come for some deci- whether the current rate oi 30 may not be the only way of mak- vague, allowing details to be filled sion." per cent is about the right pro- ing progress on the funding issue. in after fuller consideration. The In future discussions, vice portion." The Association of University committee has also been present- chancellors will be attempting to Mr Forth also rejected the Teachers repeated its call for a ed with a timetable for the dis- "tie |the Government] down as report's proposal that student Royal Commission to be set up to cussion of these issues, in time much as possible on policy and maintenance be paid for by an examine the "nightmare issue" of for its meeting today. issues." The committee has income-contingent loan: "One of funding. The proposed The move is an attempt to already produced its own propos- the things that irritates me at the Commission would examine head off action threatened by the als on the future of higher educa- moment is that people think that opinions from all sides of the CVCP if the current funding cri- tion funding, which will be pre- if you talk about income contin- debate, and report next summer sis is not resolved. These mea- sented to ministers by the end of gent loans frequently enough, the with a solution. Foot on Wells
BY DAVID COHEN vision of Utopia, collecting his HG Wells is often referred to as idylls of humanity in this tome. It the father of Science Fiction. He is perhaps saddening to then is seldom recognised as the social learn that towards the end of his thinker that he was. On life he became despondent and Wednesday evening, as indeed in bitter. Perhaps it is not surpris- his recent biography, Michael ing, considering these last Foot attempted to highlight this thoughts were written during, aspect of Wells' work. A better and after the Second World War, biographer could not have been soon after which he died. chosen by Wells' himself for such Michael Foot clearly admires a task (Foot was leader of the Wells as a novelist but above all Labour party between 1980- as a visionary thinker. As such it 1983, and is a staunch socialist would be inappropriate to com- himself). pare these two characters on From his allegorical treat- these grounds, Foot seems to be ment of Imperialism in "War of the perfect pupil and humble dis- the Worlds", criticising its inhu- ciple of Wellsian thought. manity, to his prognostication Despite a frail frame and a regarding the effects of atomic malignant tunour on his left eye, PHOTO: ALEX FEAKES power in "World Set Free", Wells Foot delivered an eloquent trained his mind not only on the speech and, unlike Wells in his Former Labour Party leader, Rt Hon Michael Foot reached deep for contemporary problems of old age, is still resolute in his his speech on Wednesday evening. He spoke in the Haldane library, humanity, but also those of the beliefs. and attended a reception afterwards. future. To illustrate, Foot read a In particular, he is no less passage from "World Set Free" in anxious about the nuclear threat, ical advancement). European Union directive has which Wells imagined the Strand despite the recent non-prolifera- It is easy to be cynical about been issued to extend the copy- populated with unemployed peo- tion treaty (which, he says, Wells Foot's motives to publish this right period. It seems Foot is a ple "shamelessly begging." predicted as being the only way work exactly 50 years after genuine socialist warrior to the Later Wells wrote about his to control this form of technolog- Wells' death, but in fact a last. FELIX FRIDAY 1 6TH FEBRUARY 1996 . FIVE FEATURE
SAB B AT I C AL Didn't they do well? E L E C T I ON S Next week Felix will print the manifestos of this year's can- didates. To prepare you, we interviewed the current sabbs to see if they stuck to their plans.
Tim Townend structured, sabs, spend too much time in day to day running rather than imple- Reading Tim Townend's manifesto with a menting new ideas. That's the way in all year's hindsight, his promises seem these incidences, I've only gone halfway, courageously precise. Here is a man and I don't suppose I'll get anything fin- who pinned his colours to the mast, and ished. in his own inimitable style he has a insis- tent answer for every question. Matt Crompton RW: So have you promoted and encour- aged the arts societies? MC: [reading manifesto] Yes we do TT: No one's prepared to get off their keep prices down, I do that at every arses: I've been working hard on getting committee that we do. DaVinci's for sponsorship for SCAB [the social and example, food is actually cheaper now - . . . . :. : . „ „...: .' .. i: :.. : cultural amusements boarcl.1, but it's there's the £1 thing. : yxf:-/-n-^ . \ ' '_. taking some time... they have a much MB: Was that your idea then : < lower purchasing power than the rest. MC: Not expressly my idea but I backed : . . ' ' RW: So what the sports clubs: you said it fully. I argued against some prices , . ! . you would obtain a high level of coach- rises too, we've kept all of the prices '-. -:- >i ' ' '"
ing in all of them? down as much as we could. " < '; ' '; 1 " TT: All the major sports clubs have the We haven't move to Sherfield, we're now option of coaching (he reams off a list looking at much better plans to try and from hockey and rugby to table tennis) expand and improve existing facilities around things that people said to me RW: And what about 'extending and uni- over here. The Ents lounge is a priority at get flanned. Everyone who goes the when I asked them, before I actually got fying recreational resources'? the moment. We plan to do something Mary's hustings to speak should wear here, when actually I had time to ask TT: Hmm... it's proving very hard... with that over the summer, but there's white tops, so the shaving foam doesn't people what they thought. They would RW: And extending clubs' social links? various other things as well, such as the show up so much. say things like "oh, you know we really TT: It's difficult to get people to organise clubs and societies room. MB: Thanks! like the sport pages, we think it's really things... Yes, I think I've done a good job. Shame I was ill though, that really buggered important to keep up to date with how Here follows sizeable exegesis on poster everything up this term. It means I now the sports teams are doing.". But when boards and refurbishing the SCR into a Sarah White do 15 hour days. it comes down to it, my hands are com- clubs and socs room. It all sounds fairly MB: So don't get ill then pletely tied, because I can't go to every impressive. SW: Well what did I actually say I was MC: Yes, don't you dare get ill. But who- fixture and write a report for them, and if RW: So then, overall, do you think you're going to do though? I can't see anything ever stands should expect, I did anyway, people don't deliver the goods, there's doing a good job? there, [reading from manifesto] 'I'm especially at this time of year, to be very little you can do. And I guess I feel TT: Is that the end of my manifesto? enthusiastic' No, I'm not totally enthusi- working all hours. Although perhaps not that's probably the most frustrating thing RW: Yeah, we've gone through all your astic. I am enthusiastic most of the as much as I do now. That's life I sup- about it. points... time. I'm very determined. ... It didn't pose. really say anything. People here are quite keen to react, TT: But what about sponsorship? usually negatively, but are much more RW: umm... MB: It must be strange, just getting to MB: A good exercise in not saying any- loathe to actually contribute. When I say TT: Shit! 1 didn't even put it in! Yeah! grips with the job then watching all these thing then. contribute I'm not expecting everyone to Sponsorship's gone really well.... new people getting ready. SW: My mum helped me write it, she's drop everything and rush and write a six I hope people don't take things too MC: I'm looking forward to the Mary's very good at things like that. page epic. You know, contribute their badly, but basically, the way things are hustings actually, to see other people ideas, make suggestions, say "this is Rachel Walters what I think would be good", and people just don't do that. It is quite difficult. Rachel, being a writer by nature, reeled I feel slightly proud of the Mary's thing. off the following self analysis without let- Everybody says every year "I'll try and ting me get a question in. Make of it improve relations with Mary's" and I No K-oio what you will. think I've done that. The fact that I've RW: Well, I think I've done a reasonable got a news reporter who's a Mary's stu- amount of it. The big thing I wanted to dent, who's really keen and rushes over, do was to expand the coverage of what and that was something that was really was happening in college and to try and important to me. We've had an awful lot to have a better level of communication more news coverage of things that've between different groups of people that been happening over there. are here, and have a more representa- The other thing I talked about was Clubs tive basis of the sort of things that go on, and Societies. Well yeah, I think a lot of : vi&»^#c:: V not only at Imperial but also nationwide. that stuff tends to only appeal to the ' I think we've done that. I've made a big individuals involved. I think by spreading effort to improve contact with the people it out more, making it much more a I ip^iiiiiiPiiPiii nn that actually make decisions about week ahead - what's going on at Imperial at a time that's quite crucial, Imperial thing, it makes it less of a cou- .... with big changes. So I think I've done ple of pages to flick through. Yeah, I ' : ... that well. It's something I guess I think that's improved a little. I wouldn't : for one moment suggest it was an . . . . . focussed on. ' unmitigated success at all. I'm reason- Other stuff, like sport and stuff... it's so ably happy with things. ironic, because I based my manifesto FAST TRACK TO RESPONSIBILITY Summer '96 in Procter & Gamble UK, Scandinavia, Spain and France
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ould fat make you thin? Olestra is the dieter's dream: C a fat like any other fat with one vital difference - it con- tains absolutely no calories. For some, Olestra is the ultimate slimming product that promises to take the guilt out of glut- tony. But some scientists find the idea of Olestra just too hard to swallow. Twenty-five years after first creating Olestra, US food manufacturers Procter and Gamble last month received the go ahead from the American FDA (Food and Drug Administration) to manufacture foods containing Olestra. A new range of low-calo- rie snack foods to be sold under the name Olean will soon be on sale in America. Plans are afoot to make them available in the UK. But there was just one condition to the FDAs approval of Olestra. All foods made with it most carry a warning saying: "Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools. Olestra inhibits the absorption of some vitamins and other nutrients". This is exact role of carotenoids in the diet has not took part in tests to assess the effects of eat- hardly an appetising advert for any food and been established. ing Olestra. The FDA has ruled "with rea- with a message like that you may wonder if Olestra can also give you wind, diarrhoea sonable certainty" that Olestra is "harm- Olestra really is good for you. and in some cases it causes anal leakage. But less". Olestra is a specially designed fat made Procter and Gamble scientists, Chris Olestra genuinely gives food the same of a mixture of sugar and vegetable oil. It can Hassall, points out that eating too much the pleasant texture as normal fats. The all- be used for cooking and works just like any fibre gives you diarrhoea and too much fat important "mouth-feel", so often absent other fat but, because ol its structure, the can also lead to anal leakage. Michael from diet foods, is very much there with body cannot break it down and absorb it Jacobson, Chief Executive of the Center for Olestra. But what are the chances that it will into the blood stream. Olestra' has no calo- Science in the Public Interest, and one of make you thin? Dieticians and doctors have ries because it stays completely unchanged Olestra's strongest opponents says "Olestra differing views. George Blackburn, nutrition as it slips through the body. What is more, it acts like a laxative and robs the body of scientist at Deaconess Hospital Boston says: has a strong affinity for vitamins A, D and K. nutrients. We don't need Olestra potato "ft could (make a difference) if people fol- low the dietary guidelines; that is, they eat On its way through the digestive system chips. It's crazy to add a substance to the everything in moderation. If they use it as a Olestra sucks up these vitamins and vacu- food supply that makes people sick." licence to overconsume, it'll have no effect". ums them out of the body. Procter and Whether or not Olestra makes people Geraldine Fitzgerald, a UK nutritionist, says Gamble have partly countered this effect by sick is exactly what the FDA had to find out. "I very much doubt it will work. Nearly all adding extra vitamins to Olestra so that, like After wading through around 150,000 American studies have shown that people a hoover with a hill bag, it is already too hill pages of test results, a panel of specialists will eat just as many calories by supple- of vitamins to pick up any more. decided the substance was not poisonous menting their diet with other foods." Olestra also sucks up nutrients called and did not interfere with the action of carotenoids as it passes through the body. medicines. Olestra had to undergo very Nutrasweet and other low calorie sweet- The role of carotenoids is not hilly under- stringent testing. The FDA has never tested eners have done little to overcome the stood, but it is suggested that carotenoids a food additive with the potential to take up weight problem of either America or are essential for a healthy immune system such a large part of people's diet. Normally Britain. Olestra snacks may let us enjoy the and may be useful in preventing some forms tests involve giving rats 100 times the pleasure of eating for half the calories and of cancer. Eating just three grammes of amount of the food additive that a htiman with less of the guilt, btit it is unlikely to would normally eat. For Olestra this would Olestra causes a 40% decrease in solve many people's weight problems. mean feeding rats on nothing else, which carotenoids. Procter and Gamble would certainly kill them. Instead, 8000 have not altered Olestra to deal w^--J men, women and children across America with this effect because the ^?W.JL Natalie Barb Mtzsuvt tor MZ^BUVZ Imperial College; f eb.20-2l
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Adults £5 Students £2 -simon baker destroyed all the credibility that their political wing had started to We are rapidly approaching that build, and plunged the talks into annual Hollywood event which cap- * '. m crisis. This was a particularly evil tures the whole world's attention. I and fruidess attack by the IRA, refer not to a liz Taylor divorce, but which has merely succeeded in the Oscars. As has been the case of strengthening the call for arms late, Britain seems well placed, with decornrnissioning and turned the Emma Thompson's Sense and Irish Government against Sinn Sensibility almost certain to secure a Fein. One might imagine that number of nominations. Gerry Adams would immediately However, were an Oscar to be |j seek to condemn the bombing. awarded for Best Actor in an No. He blamed the Government. Evading Role, the Royal School of Mines would What is more, he telephoned the White House be odds on favourite for its shenanigans above, shortly before the explosion to say that he had and in, the Felix print room. As we learnt last some "disappointing news." This is extremely week, two of their leading lights, on falling significant. Despite his protestations, did Adams through the false ceiling, said that 'they were know of the bomb before its explosion? The vital lost' when Security got hold of them. I know just question is that if he did, and if he is serious what they mean. One minute I'm walking along, about peace, why didn't he warn the authorities? minding my own business, and then I suddenly If not, and he is not intimately linked with the find myself in a service void. It could happen to IRA, then why on earth-should we be talking to anyone. I think that anyone who has the front, him? It is widely known that British intelligence and the quickwittedness, to come out with such has much evidence (although not enough to a laughable excuse should not be disciplined, but bring charges) on the alleged terrorist activities of given a show on Channel 4. Mind you lads, if both him and Martin McGuinness, supposedly a you'd wanted a little more credibility, you could former head of the IRA. General Council. One have said you were conducting a geological sur- can only hope that the peace process has not vey and thought that you were down t'pit, since been irreconcilably damaged. it was so dark and cramped. If they'd said you On a happier note, I saw that it was the 40th were mad, you could have blamed the very high birthday of the Routemaster bus. As anyone who workload, which we all know is a problem. knows me will realise, I am not an enormous fan Last Friday, I was driving through West of buses - they tend to attract the slowest, rud- London and heard on the radio that there had est and weirdest members of society. The excep- been an explosion in Docklands. I immediately tion to this sad state of affairs is the Routemaster, thought that this must be due to gas, but later a design classic that manages to avoid bringing heard that it was the work of the IRA. My reac- out the worst in people and creates a contented tion was one of anger and despair. The peace had atmosphere within its dignified body. I know indeed been slow and difficult, but the ceasefire that they cost more to run, being crewed by two had held and the international efforts being people, but dare I say, what the Hell. If cost made were looking positive. Then as soon as the became a problem, we could always charge proposal for elections was made, which met tourists quadruple fare to travel on these famous with Sinn Fein's total opposition, the IRA chose vehicles. Not that I think tourists are gullible you to return to their old ways. In doing so, they have understand... cd magazine - blendeiian and music were tediously slow and generally of a suspiciously low quality. To my knowledge eight Blender is a magazine with a difference: it comes bit sound cards are extinct, so why are Blender on CD-Rom. It also costs more than a small providing us with pathetic eight bit samples? I Caribbean island. And it's a huge bunch of arse. have heard better music emanating from the Seriously, it does cost more than a small Stock Aitken and Waterman studio. Caribbean island, and it is a bunch of arse. After Blender is essentially a very good idea, receiving the initial package of an impressive- adding sound and visuals to articles in a poten- looking box, I was disheartened to find that the tially entertaining and interesting fashion. The box contained only one measly CD with no magazine format on CD should work well, but mates. Slipping it deftly into my machine I was unless you have a computer worth several thou- then rather perturbed to find that I had to fill my sand pounds, it will just be articles with crappy hard disk full of Mac software. The Blender box sound and visuals which take several decades to distinctly says 'for Windows and Mac', but it load. Putting this fact to one side, the only other appears to be only for Mac users and people who problem holding Blender back is the extortion- wish that they had a Mac. ate cover price. The 'magazine' contains a large number of Until this situation is remedied, I would articles, but unfortunately it appears that the cre- advise buying a copy of Computer Shopper and ators have tried to fill the CD with impressive some LSD - it will have the intended effect of graphics and music at the expense of any con- Blender but at a lower price, and with better tent. To my further annoyance, the graphics visuals. gig+mterview the wan- great. They |tist wish that everyone^!least had a nadies + frank black, chance to listen to it. So do I. That evening, they played to m Astoria the- it A mednx-ie son,- lull ol teiro The m ics are a Swedish band that regular atre hill of Frank Black fans I niiTUinaieh, their ..: i readers©! these sacred pages must have heard of. happy sounding tunes wereJ defun. i Ride. 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the walkabouts - IS) lob - " Ixirderline - £6 martin Stephenson - 20 feb -album: babylon zoo - the effects), and Animal Army' (using a very Lou * eale- £# | Reed-ish bass line) also stand out. alok mike Ikiwers pops - 20sfeb |.:. boy with the x-ray eyes If you listened to a couple of particular tracks clapham grand - f 10 you might think that this Babylon Zoo character Okay, so we have a formula here - quiet starts and was doing hard rock. However, if you listened to up j.inis - 20 Ibb lp|||e -%S H manic choruses. Jas Mann played a couple of different ones you silvertliuir-f tri isy all the instruments on this album might think that he was into psy- 21 feb - astoria - £9.50...... which, I must say, is pretty good. chedelic ballads. In other words, the wannadies - 22 fob- it's hard to classily this type of garage 7|lii'; ill It is awash with political infer- gwar - 22 feb - forum.! £81 ences (I think the word 'fascist' music but I get the leeling that s.iu-(lixioi\ -113 Feb, lluaj|iil §i appears in every track) which Jas Mann was going for a catego- perhaps have some meaning to ry created by Pink Floyd's 'The -£11 Jas the Mann himself but which I II Wall'. The similarities are uncan- tlie damned + sh:> r- didn't find particularly illuminat- ny - the segued tracks, the songs nalive ing. We're talking a lot of melan- about personal hates and politi- iV+iht«lsui+W)+aiiii- choly and "this world is bad" feel- cal regimes and, most of all, the nowliwv league-*-pot or and ing. sneering vocals. the test tu!v babies - 24 feb - 'Spaceman'stands out as the , At the end ol the day, this album (sri||ri -£12»§0 : comes nowhere near 'The Wall' my lite, story..- 25 feb, 3 mar, 10 best song by a long way. as far as quality is concerned but the potential for mat, 17 Marffidilp?alls - ili' m% However, other tracks such as the 'Is Your Soul For Sale' (almost Pink Floyd-ish with its piano and an album of that stature is definitely there. (6) arena - £1 7.SO, £20 vocal intro gently overlaid with weird sound
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astasia -£10i:i always raise an interesting thought, or at least a nr. trout dr. rolvrt - 29 feb - subtera- same oul' town smile. ms ~£lbc - It is difficult to write about the Saw Doctors with- The overall feeling that I get of the Saw steeleve span - 29 fob - mean out using words like "charm", "folksy", "tradition- Doctors is that of a high IQ Shane MacGowan on fiddler Mil goldie presents metalhendz al" and "rootsy" because these are words that Prozac. In other words, this album is just not to be 29 fob, 1 mar - forum - " describe them so well. However, to categorise missed. (9) £F150f£lSl- them as just another Irish folk band would do pulp 4- edwvn Collins - wern- them no justice. biey afela - f mar - £12.50' 'Same Oul' Town' is an album of rare class in tarter Usui ~*2 mar * shvpmi which biting social comment and heartfelt longing herd's bush empire - £9.50 ("I want you more than a pint after closing time" megadog - 2inK5iH-4)ri#tOQ: < - 'I Want You More') are masked by deceptively academy-£17 sweet sing-along melodes. There are some weaker tracks. The title track, for example, falls into the age-old trap of a slow song ending up like a dirge. However, even I mm I H htt tffc Imperial
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