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indispensable, called assistance) is not ', Edison’s Latest—An Iron in of to Bomin za [ mainder the way home. Four physi- Tli© as the Joneses seem imagine.” the Sands Along the cians, Delighted Elephants in a SCIENCE AND Republican. Atlantic Coast. including Dr. Webber, county Bath. INDUSTRY. “Shameful, shameful!” was the in- physician, group of listen- Mr Thomas A. have been attending the —Copper, if suddenly dignant comment of the - Edison, the electrical y°un As the three in the cooled t,„ JAS. A. HAYDEN, Publisher. wizard who has of ß lady since her illness, and elephants Zoolog- conies soft and ers, as Up finished his story. late accomplished so I been have ical Garden had not washed malleable; if s jo Said “Iscarcely many marvelous j unable to determine the cause of themselves cooled, it hardens GARRETT CO., MD. Incomprehensibility: ? things, has perfected the malady for more than two years Superintendent and becomes OAKLAND, believe the Joneses to be cruel as another remarkable which so suddenly seized brittle can so invention her. After Brown suddenly realized that it would —According to Mr. Fairthorne i—- ' s that will losing her sight she soon to abuse such a little man as Up like no doubt work great revolution in the lost her be to them a zine may be freed from all o e hearing, and then her eminently proper give bath, ffensiv, that. Just think of it—only two letters iron trade. The matter has vocal or- but odor by shaking it up well JOHN'S WIFE. s up to the gans became paralyzed. For several the difficulty was to find a bath-tub with quid high! And here am I, a very giant present been kept very quiet, but it days large enough to accommodate the line, about three ounces to the gallon t leaked has past she has been unable either to trio of •* , among Words, and yet have only been ;t finally monster If I say ‘ Yes’ to tliee, John, can I thy love out, notwithstanding the hear, see or speak. proboseians. The sea-lion pool —The excessive resonance of chm-d retain? called out once for a month! Then if efforts of those who are financially Her or seal tank not be used, as es, M. l’Abbe t in- disease appears to be of the na- could they Barrett says, can be For I’m no beauty, dear; there’s plenty call was for a spelling at a public school, , terested to keep it from the public/ ture too small, was to mod’ me plain., 1 The of paralysis, and this had yesterday are and it remembered ihed any degree by the simple roses in my • and I was immediately dismissed. Why machine, wherein electricity plays that when Empress dient of stretching exZ Lilies and don’t blend their tints s the extended to her legs and the lower part took her last bath in iron wires across ih face; could not the work be more evenly dis prominent part, is a very simple of her the duck-pond in 1879 she flopped dome. ne I have no witching blue eyes; no wonderful ” trivance, con- body. For some days she has 1 tributed among us! but nevertheless it will be bad but around in such an extravagant —The grace; “ the little use of her hands, and manner experiment of lighting youth, You have Spoken my sentiments ex- means of producing what then But 1 have health and truth, and and t ¦ has never been only under certain conditions. The and stirred up the mud so thoroughly streets of Albany, N. Y., I love no other but thee: actly,” said Procrastination. “Wt produced in this most she out by elertricit me E country before and curious feature of her that came far dirtier than she has so far been successful John, thou must take all in all, or else ought to labor according to size. that is iron of the same case, however, is that the 8, thou must let me be. ; our quality as the that all this time she has been was when she went in. Itwas clear that perintendont of Lamps has My only work this week was in serving best Swedish, and for a market able if the been author i price of to communicate with all about her elephants were to bathe a tub lzed to cut off the gas lamps on the "Iam no scholar, John; of art I could not for an as for one-half of : eld' hour writing-copy Tommy , about that the latter. though bereft of all her would have to be built. The work was tnc-light circuit. One speak; Jones. I was to be to It had been senses. This hundred and six Icould not pose or dress, and look like an very glad put use. , believed for some time she has asking begun in April, and, as it was finished teen gas lamps done in writing. In were accordingly cut ancient Greek ; although the teacher did say I was a ) that there was in the seashore on the ’ ” sands of her a question Friday, bathers took their first off. at all; not paint or play; it was necessary to do Twenty-five electric lights are on I’m not aesthetic I do ‘thiefof time. Long Island and along the so dip yesterday morning. The 1 no matter “ Atlantic in writing, her bath-tub this circuit. Nor* could write talc or poem, Let us hold an indignation meeting,’' Coas* hand being laid on that is what the pay; indications of magnetite iron, and of the questioner during the he oval in shape, ten feet deep, about —The But I can keep the house-place bright, and I suggested another. “We can at least examination proved that time was one French Government tc I this was a’fact, writing. This done she at hundred and twenty feet in circum- establish an intends love no one but thee: protest but how to extract it being once observatory at Cape John, thou must take me all in all, or thou against such barbaric cruelty from the sand was wrote an to ference and has a concrete floor and is Horn and injustice.” problem. answer the question, but for the purpose of accumulating must let me be.” the Mr. Edison had some while doing so it was for the lined with bricks. Half an hou# after regarding terrestrial data The idea met with favor, and the fast- time ago invented a necessary the elephants, magnetism. Those “ process for questioner to Dom Pedro, Empress Como to my heart, dear Give me thy extract- place his hand on hers or and who are to take charge of the girl! increasing assemblage adjourned with- ing gold dust from to tanny, establish- sun-browned hand. washings by the use lightly hold the top of the pencil with breakfasted yesterday morning ment will sail in same me out delay to the main hali of the build- of were the vessel ’ they which Fairer art thou to than the fairest in the magnets, whereby the baser constitu- which she was writing. Allthis marched from their pens to is to bring out land. ing, whither all the other inmates were ents were attracted into piles by time the roadway the astronomers, who Dear little womanly woman ? Love shall be means her eyes were closed and her head rest- hriek-covered which in- will try to make what use they soon summoned. Arbiter was clines to can ’ my share. chosen of three or four processes, and the gold ing on her pillow in such a position that the water in the bathing place. the ol Love is better than witching eyes or sunny moderator, in acknowledgment of his and sand subsequently washed and Here Empress approaching transitof Venus. hair; sep- she could not have seen what was doin became suspicious about wisdom, and because of his reputation arated. \V matter of the solidity of —When in Africa M. d’Abbadie Love is better than beauty or wit; love is bet- hen the securing and she not blind. the roadway and stopped. nessed wit. ter than gold. as a settler of disputes. Vice-presidents iron ore from the sands 1 he keeper, however, found lightning any thunder i sea was pre- Itappears that the young lady’s is a several ten- He For love is not found in the market-place; love it were selected from Scripture proper sented to him a few der places on her contends that in this instance the or- not bought and sold. weeks ago, he at peculiar organism—that she has long body with his harpoon, names, abbreviations, and noted went to work and ami after two dinary explanation of so-called - ... names once perfected a sort or three snorts, ” “heat - . -? i a been of psychological puzzle. wicked lightning of fiction, and Record elected secretary. process whereby with exposure to which were echoed by as the mere reflection of a one Many instances might be given of this her companions, storm below the is UP. The meeting being duly organized, the magnets the valuable ore tt. 'ft peculiarity, but they she moved cautiously toward the water. horizon not applies- “ nearly all concern he ble, because it was a thin fog occupying chairman announced the business to ) be separated from the titamt’e. people well known here and who do I plane to the pool is only about sixty tired—not come before it, giving a brief but spir- or iron coated not feet long, but a narrow valley which was suddenly Poor old Mr. Preface was with sulphur, with wish to have their names mentioned. so slowly did the bathers that he had been particularly busy—no, ited account of Qj’/Jiistory and suffer- which it was mingled, and at the move that fifteen illuminated by the sheet lightning. ¦ same As to the character of these things, we minutes elansed before that was the pity of it. Time had been ings. time left free of the schist wherein it was Empress put one of her feet in the wa- —Pitch paper, the same as that was may say that she in several instances in used when every caller at Dictionary Man- He followed by Argument, an old lodged. To do this it became necessary felt ter, stopped, raised her trunk trum- covering roofs, when cut into slips and experienced debater who ¦ impelled to go to persons who were peted aud and placed in sion had, first of all, paid their respects had spent to so gradute the electrical force that to her and loudly. This cry seemed to convenient situations un- much time in and was strangers tell them things the dispel der carpets to him; in return, he imparted to each court, noted the true iron, having the greater attrac- that were for their and fears of her companions, for an in- and behind sofas and chairs new chiefly for always being on the good, which in a room, visitor such little hints and general contrary tive force, should be drawn nearest the made their hair almost stand stant later Dom Pedro pushed his way will effectually repel the information as its Mr. Webster, side. For this once, however, he hap- on end, for to the moth miller from founder, magnet, while magnetite, or sulphur- the reaion that her front and went boldly into the wa- depositing its eggs. If thought they might need aid pily agreed with the prevailing opinion. revelations showed strips to them ore and sand, should fall in separate that sh? knew almost ter. Fanny plunged in next, taking a similar are placed inside the’backs in their researches. Said he: piles. Mr. Edison’s every action of genuine elephantine and seats of parlor suits will separator—forthus their lives. In speaking of some per- “header” and reap- they render But, alas! those days were of the past! “No doubt the Americans are a well- it may comprehensively be called—con- pearing in the centre of the the furniture moth-proof. meaning sons she said she knew every action of pool. Em- In the rush and hurry of modern Amer- race. But they are extreme- sists of a V-shaped trough four feet long their lives from press entered very slowly until her legs —The discovery of another new vine ican life, could not wait to con- ly careless and seldom think. And no and childhood. Another were is people a Jittie more than two feet deep, curious thing remains to be told. covered, and then with a grunt announced. M. Armand Desvignes, fer with him. There were constant call- doubt the Joneses are, at this very with a slit one-sixteenth of an inch wide which indicated a in In Gold Hill, fully half a mile away intense satisfaction missionary China, has sent to the ers at the mansion with whom he had moment, serenely sleeping in utter un- at the bottom. Under this, at a dis- from she toppled over on her left 1 rench Academy of Science a of the the residence of the girl, are two some seeds never interchanged word—people who consciousness pain and misery tance of five feet, and resting on the persons appear side and sank out of sight. Dom of a vine which grows wild in China, rushed through halls, found the which dullness who to be affected the their has inflicted upon ground, is a separator, the apex situated through her. One of Pedro, after sousing himself thoroughly and produces edible fruit, which, after room of the Word they desired to con- poor little Up. Of course they them is a boy and mean to a little to one side of the trough above, about six years of age and the other going under the water several fennenation yields a wine the bouquet of sult, made their inquiries, do right, and would not in- a times, waded to and then knowingly so that the sand falling straight will man of mature age. Since she has a place where the wa- which resembles the aroma of raspber- bolted unceremoniously. All this wor- jure any But that is a poor strike been ter one. excuse. on one incline and be forced in an stricken down these persons was only three feet deep and stood ries. There are two species; one is ried Mr. very much, for was he Now these same Americans have a have felt there thorny grows Preface soci- opposite direction from that taken bv the every change that has taken in the lazily whisking his good-for-noth- and at an altitude of 10,- not an old and faithful servant? ety for the prevention of cruelty to ani- ore, which, place ing little tail at 000 feet striking the other side, is young lady’s condition; have it the flies, as he viewed above the sea level; the other is Mr. Webster himself had given him the mals. They seem to be in greater need slid offinto a or known with the (pund on granite soil. hopper receptacle. A instantly. She has had frequent con- evident astonishment prepos- position of janitor when Dictionary Man- of a society for the prevention of cruelty little less than terous capers was half-way between the slit vulsions, and whenever one of these fits Fanny cutting. The A number of railroad companies are sion was first completed. It was com- to the English language, a society whose in the trough or sand receptacle and the Dom accepted the situation as coolly now trying laws has seized her the man and the boy at as the experiment of using the paritiveiy a small house then; and rigid should be" strictly enforced. ground, and of the width, a though he went in bathing day hulls of cotton Perhaps same are Gold Hillhave in some way been made every in- seed, with the small through all its changes to the present my words seem strong, but, my pair of large magnets, which receive of the stead of once in two years, but the fe- amount of lint usually attached structure, with its friends, Up’s is not aware fact. Also, whenever she as they enormous numberless case an unusual one. their electrical energy either from jars seized with males fairly bubbled over with manifes- come from the oil mill, as he had remained at I see before me even now was a spell of vomiting a substitute lodgers, faithfully two Words, or steam generator, just as is desired, (which tations of satisfaction and they dived for the ordinary cotton waste at his post. You and who have an spells were quite frequent) the and present Know, had equally according to the plant. fact instantly spouted and snorted and trumpeted used for packing the journal These were a few of the sad thoughts bitter experience. W was known to the two per- boxes of henever some peo- The object, as I have above stated, is sons at Gold nearly an hour. After splashing around cars, and with every prospect his attention one us to Ilill. In order to prove of com- occupying night as he ple summon the aid of their ideas, to extract the magnetite iron ore from this, persons fifteen or twenty minutes Fanny walked plete success. The advantage sat restlessly in his arm-chair, wearied You and Know are hitched in with the interested in this curious up the incline and then this claimed the sand and titaniferous ore. The business have made many quick deliberatly rolled for material is a great reduction of with enforced idleness. Itwas rather other Word. Sometimes they trot be- sand trips down into the water the post, 1 is shoveled into the trough and, from Gold Ilillto the Divide, carefully again. The effect saving of oil, and prevention of late for him, too. He usually closed the : fore and sometime behind. Ineither case, of this newly feat must hot being dry, falls through the narrow slit noting the time, and always found that discovered have boxes, while the producer of the doors early in the evening; but that ' while they do not help the expressions, in a sheet four feet long and one six- the pleased her intensely, for on coming to seed finds a ready market at night Orator Puff was to but are man and boy had exactly described advanced speak at the rather a hindrance, they become teenth of an inch in width. The mag- the the surface each time her piggish little orice. Town Hall, as as young lady’s condition. and had engaged many of ' quite fatigued if doing regular and nets arc provided with just enough eyes sparkled joyously and she scam- the biggest Words to assist him, and \ proper work. Now, if Mr. up the bath Jones, for power to deflect the magnetite or block The Stature of Different Races of Men. pered to’repeat the novel PITH AND POINT. Mr. Preface was awaiting their return, instance, should see a pair of oxide of iron from a performance. i horses perpendicular fall a Meanwhile, the poor old fellowwas used in the same way, he would at on In comparing as to stature, At the moment the —Can young lady who is everiaff. t once and deposit it the side of the separa- races their spectators were ingly slowly going over his sorrowful thoughts, set down their driver as an idiot, if not tor the sand, we concern not with the tall- most deeply interested in knitting her eyebrows be sailto when s opposite which, having no ourselves Fanny’s per- be industrious?— Springfield he was suddenly startled by a t something worse. But the two cases affinity for the magnets, falls direct est or shortest men of each tribe, but formances Dom Pedro showed his ill- News. It arc not to scream. evidently came from a dis- t unlike, although our unthinking the ground, together with the titanifer- with the ordinary or average-sized men breeding by sucking a gallon or so of —The man who gets bit twice by the tant part of the building. Going into friends seem not to perceive this.” It who may be taken as fair representa- water into his trunk, and poking that same dog is better adapted for that kind the he 1 ous ore. is then taken up, placed in hall, found it rapidly filling with Another speaker thought that, “As shipped. process tives of their whole tribe. differ- 'ukil '\cs wm* of than anv other —ml sacks and The is very la *VtonThe oui/nu Uk excited Words, anxious to t the Joneses and other* have prohahty rapid. tt to know the and people come tents fall in the face of.an observing nat- Procrastination is said be the cause of the alarm. As the commotion never looked at the subject in that light, It may be asked what particular vafafe wKere a tall a short of the hours, and yet one Thus, uralist who stood near the edge of the purloiner fleeting appeared greatest in the corridor of the it might be that if it were so presented is to be attached to this simple invention together in district. in Aus- will sit and wait for “ The naturalist on his how many people there, soon to them they justice tralia the average English of pool. recovering ll’s,” he hurried and would see the of the and where it is to be adopted. Itis one breath used bad language and Dom Pe- the railroad train to start, when they found himself at the of little Mr. complaint and offend no I five feet eight inches looks clear over room more. of the most valuable of modern inven- dro bellowed as if proud of could save part of the blessed time by Up. past should, therefore, move, Mr. Chairman, tions, the heads of the five feet four inch his perform- Crowding Curiosity, who and is to be made use of right ance. The keeper had some difficulty footing part of their journey on the ties. stood vacantly staring through the that our friend should be ap- on the Chinese laborers. Stillmore in Sweden Preface here Atlantic coast, for the pres- in getting the elephants out of the water, —Wit and Wisdom. door, he saw the body of the little pointed a comnfittee of one to call their ent at least, and the Lord only knows does the Swede of five feet seven inches tower over the Lapps, whose but he finally succeeded and drove them lodger lying prostrate on the floor. attention to the matter, and urge a re- where it may not be applied, for, ac- stunted asked measure is not much over five to their pens. On the journey, however, thing, Miss Ilammerdebang?” Bending over him were Pity and Sym- form.” cording to Edison’s statements, the average to ever so much,” Among the tallestof mankind are Fanny insisted on rolling in the dust, so Fogg. “Ishould like pathy, vainly trying to bring,him to At this point, Mr. Preface arose and ocean shores are simply covered with feet. she, at watch, the who seemed a race of that when she reached her apartment she said” looking her “but consciousness. addressed the meeting in a sorrowful these iron deposits. Heretofore Swed- Patagonians, no time.” “So I have to the Europeans who first was about three times as dirty-looking really I have Miss Upas, the lady who lived in the manner. He thought the appeal should ish iron has never been made of giants replied “but we will outside as when she went into the bath, but she Fogg;“ chamber, this be far wide watched them striding along their cliffs heard,” adjoining gave explana- spread and by some able that country, where these sand deposits at o'clock this that, you know.”—Poston tion: Her neighbor had home and draped in their skin cloaks; it was even will take another dip 1 overlook come influential advocate. Reminding exist, and where the crystals of mag- afternoon.— Philadelphia Times. Transcript. unusually late that evening. After his hearers of his own posi- are declared that the heads of Magalhaens’ neglected netite very large. But here, right ¦ # - man,” hearing him close his door, she felt tion and waning powers,' he to our men hardly reached the waist of the —“Matrimony, young re- moved under very nose, there are, it ap- The Pet Dog of the Politicians. old the jar of some one falling. Hurry- amend by having an account of the pears, first Patagonian they met. Modern marked Metaphysics, “matrimony millions upon millions of tons of is xvhereby a ing to his room, she discovered him whole affairprepared for publication. this sand containing travelers find, on measuring them, that One of the most famous black-and-tan an arrangement woman incalculable feet four strives to swamp the giant intellect of a lying on the floor, apparently dead, The amendment being accepted, the amounts of the purest and best iron ore, they realty often reach six terriers in country, Dolly, a pet of being about this man by insisting that he shall go ‘shop- and, in her terror, she gave the piercing resolution as amended was passed by a for magnitite or block oxide of iron inches, their mean height the late John A. Smull, and a cherished is or ping’ with her at least twice a week, and scream which alarmed the house. Mr. unanimous vote, after which the meet- the purest ore known, containing no five feet eleven inches—three four favorite of W. P. Smull, died this morn- Aid was the first to appear on the scene, ing adjourned.— St. Nicholas. inches taller than average Englishmen. the latter, aged the result is she swamps his pocket- phosphorus or sulphur. There .are banks ing at the residence of book.”—New Haven Register. and was doing all he could to the ¦ 0 ¦—— . . of this sand on I’be shortest of mankind are the Bush- 21 For the past year Dolly has revive Long Island alone twen- years. trav- sufferer. The Grasshopper iz ty feet high where there men and related tribes in South Africa, been deaf and blind, and was tenderly —An Austin man, who lias been a Burden. are layers upon over the fur- When Up had sufficiently recovered, layers of the deposits, these with an average height not far exceed- cared for by her master, who had a eling a great deal country, and banks fair definition we he told his story, as follows: The grasshopper is a flippant bug. are from 100 to 150 feet in ing four feet six inches. A con- large feather pillowprepared, on which nishes the best have heard “ width. There shortest yet eating-house. Mine is simply a case of nervous and They are born of eggs, and are an is one strip of coast that has been pros- tiast between the tallest and she lay on the foot of his bed. Yester- of the average railroad bodily exhaustion, caused by constaut inch and a quarter in length when they that is miles races of mankind may be seen in the day the brute was taken with He says it is a place where the train pected twenty long. Re- poor a overwork. There has not been a night git ripe. moving the white surface sand, there is Patagonian and Bushman, whose head spasms, in which she lay the greater stops long enough for pious-looking for the last two years that I have not They are hatched out, get their a only "reaches to the former’s breast. watched until man, who has been a colonel, to collect usually found deposit of black sand part of the day, and was taking come home so utterly fagged out that it growth, and die off in seventy-five days. about ten inches in Thus the tallest race of men is less than the hour of her death by her kindhearted a dollar from each passenger for depth. About two a Texas seemed as if I never could begin my end- This iz bizzness, and shows that they inches below occurs another deposit. In one-fourth higher than the shortest, master. She wili be buried on the away his appetite.— Siftings. less labor Ever in a hi to those not the again. since the ones have enterprise degree. these deposits is found the iron ore that fact which seems surprising premises of Mr. Smull’s residence to- —When the boiler exploded in family came to this town, my services What they are good for iz a prize is so valuable. It is that used to measurements. In general, the day, with her pillow, her wraps, her sawmill near Oakland, the fireman was have estimated any race may been in constant demand from konundrum, but the evil they sumtimes ab#ut 40 per cent of the sand is com- stature of the women of china dish and trinkets. Twenty years blown across the Youghiogheny River till late at do iz to a famine. as about less a early dawn night. It ap- equal posed of the two forms of iron ore- be taken one-sixteenth ago Dolly took her seat on the desk of and seven hundred feet through thick- there is an I hav Thus, in hardly idea in their seen every green tiling on the magnetite and titaniferous—while of than that of the men. Eng- the late resident Clerk of the House, et, and buried head foremost under an eads but they r face ov the inches and Eears think my presence nec- for fifty miles in cir- this from 18 to 20 per cent is pure mag- land a man of five feet eight John A. Smull, where she sat every day old log, and he wasn’t killed. But when essary for its expression. For instance, cumference et up bi them, and milyuns netite. a woman of five feet four inches look an the Legislature was in session until the they dug him out and restored him to there — E. is Father Jones. Atfirst cock-crow, ov them besides starving to doth. Under the present working those ordinary well-matched couple. It. death of Mr. Smull. She was a general jonsciousness, he asked how the mule he ‘wakes then seen by him. up’; ‘gets up’ and I hav the air filled with them who are managing the machine in ope- lay lor, in Popular Science Monthly. favorite with members of the House, got into the engine room to kick ‘makes up’ the fire; ‘does up’ his like a shower ov sand, and nothing but ration about 10 per cent extracted, officers, and pages. When the Speaker’s He couldn’t believe it was merely a boil- up’his is Japanese anil Chinese. chores; ‘blacks boots; ‘eats up’ stone fences proof against their destroy- but Edison says he can get gavel fell at adjournment Dolly always er explosion.— Boston Post. whatever his wife more than ‘cooks up’ for break- ing appetights. this if he should take hold of it person- S. Kurino, a Japanese student, writes responded witlia gentle bark, and she —“Oh, yes,” writes the young man fast; ‘goes up’ the They travel to store; ‘figures up’ on the jump, and fillthe ally. He gave the present operator a to the Boston Herald that his love of his watched the proceedings at times as if who went out to the mountains a couple the cash ‘buys “ account; up’more goods; heavens with their song ov ruin. en minutes’ lesson one day, and own im els him to set forth “a she really comprehended their import. qf weeks ago, Oh, yes, the climate is ‘marks the up’ They that’s country up’ prices; ‘fills the or- are a consuming fire, and no ill the instructions he had; so na’- nationality utterly distinct from that ol No dog that ever lived in Pennsylvania very healthful. I went out hunting one ders; up’the profits; power he is ‘foots ‘shuts up’ ov man kan stay their journey. .1 rally working a Utile crude.— New Yorlc China.” The reasons given received as mauy caresses from states- day, and gained three pounds in f air store; ‘dresses One principal the up’ for dinner; ‘sits grasshopper iz a mizzerable item, Cor. Chicago Tribune. him for the theory that the men, politicians, journalists, legislators, hours.” The remarkable was owing awhile but when sum edikt by rejecting gain up’ afterward, calling for my of heaven marshals Japanese are of Chinese origin are that warriors and ladies fair. She sat on the to the fact that the two other men of the assistance continually, until he ‘locks them in countless legions they are an Psychological of the two people are gen- knee of every Governor from 1801. Su- party from up’ A Wunder—A Young Lady the customs were gentlemen sportsmen the house for the night and ‘shuts appalling terror. erally that the former arc far preme Judges did not hesitate to lay Boston, with genuine his in To be et up Predicting Her Own Afflictions. different; armed breech-, up’ eyes slumber. bi grasshoppers, to bo con- to the latter in intellectual pro- their hands gently on her beautiful head. loaders, and miss “At the same time Miss sumed bi superior they could more birds Fannie ‘dress- musketoes, or mangled by a There is in this city, says that their earliest written lan- Mr. Lincoln took her in his arms, and hit legs St. Louis up;’‘does hair; ‘takes mule hav the Vir- gress; more than the es up’ her up’ alwus ben the three deths that ginia City Enterprise, a are dissimilar, and that history charmed by her beauty. Gen. Grant shot tower could furnish double B’s for. her book; ‘gets herself up’ in her I have dreded. young lady guages lesson; whoso case is not only the most the descent of the Japanese had her paw in his hand frequently. All —Burlington Hawkeye. ‘hunts up’her bonnet; ‘hurries But az much az I fear dis- indicates up’to the deadly tressing imaginable, but which is from the inhabitants of ancient Babylon. the great political leaders of Pennsylva- school; ‘catches up’ with a schoolmate; grasshopper, I a also a had rather face mile most curious and a puzzle for Kurino admits, however, that the an- nia knew Dolly. She was general fav- The Past and Present. ‘stands up’ to recite; ‘passes to square of them all alone mont of physi- up’ the in the h ' eians and all who are acquainted with cient history of Japan is too fragmen- orite, but flattery never spoiled her, be- head of the class; ‘flushes up’at the August; I had rather cross the Newark her condition and the peculiar untrustworthy to be of much cause she had been raised to good man- In noting the difference in the style in praise of her teacher; ‘divides up’her marshes bi moonlito in Ju'y, when circum- tary and mus- stances attendant upon and connected That there was an invasion ners.—Harrisburg (Pa.) Telegraph. which Senators and Representative- value. — luncheon at recess; and, as she keters are in Iheir consummate glory, or ¦ ‘rides therewith. The young lady is a about 65b years before Christ is certain, now live in Washington as compared up’ home in the horse-car, ‘makes up’ even fondle the sportive mule, than to Miss —An Englishman named old Mary Kenney, agi-d about 18 years, Imt he contends that it was not from with that usual thirty years ago, an her mind to ‘be up’ at the head of the hav a nuzepaper kritick who writes who found dead in his for on the Divide to lie takes pride in the fact that Porter was rooms in resident tells an anecdote of interest. ere term ‘up.’ a week git resides Previous her China. Boetie, Paris, school the is .sl2 after me. illness she was a pupil in Japanese, unlike other Asiatics, do the Rue La dressed in a He says that at that time it was not un- Jones ‘runs to the store Oh! it iz to hav the Prof. Flint’s the Punch’s costume. “Tommy up’ awphull laurels school, where she was treat women as inferiors; and he red and yellow On common for very worthy members ol on an ‘trips tip’ over a stick ; ov years torn forehead, distinguished for not was attached with errand; from ones and her close application to her that hari-kari, or the exeention his breast pins a either House of Congress to occupy cries nut that he is all trampled in the dust, and be studies and claims of on which written ‘bruised up,’until annihilated her quiet ami ladylike deportment. of the death penalty upon one's self, is piece paper were rooms over stores. A very “swell his mother ‘bandages his knee, and for life, and perhaps eternity, bi She words of which the following is a up’ the was ambitious to become a teacher, proof of genuine chivalry. “It must trans- gentleman was elected to Congress, ‘hugs him dozen and scathing fury ov the newspaper and : suicide up’a times, tells kritick studied very hard in order to ho “bo confoundod with lation “I commit in this cos- whom we will call Baker, and set up a him to ‘keep up’ and who for 12 a be able to not,” says, wore good courage try writos dollars week and pass an examination. common, suicide; it was, on the tume because I it the night of the grand here. He waf pays the cash price for clam Some six weeks ignoble ball where I made her establishment to ‘cheer up.’ highest ago Miss Kenney told contrary, a act, attended with acquaintance. It greatly to that his intimate “And so is long, weary gruel. her mother and public shocked find it the long, others that a great ceremonies, and a kind of capital is for her that I die.” friend Cooper, although a very fi™ day. to This iz purely awphull. calamity was soon to great Igo from one the other until I befall her: that'she would be punishment intended for the privileged man, lived over a grocery store, and one can scarcely totter. Nor would I com- This beats mules, grasshoppers stricken —Mr. Marshall Johnson, of Claiburne, and blind, deaf and dumb. In making The high privilege, hari-kari, day, in addressing a note to him, wrote: plain even now if I thought my help musketers just as eazy as f this class. La., dreamed for two nights in succes- “ sticking announcement she was much granted by the code of honor only Hon. Mr. Cooper, over Smith’s gro- were really needed. But there is the thistle intu yure finger. —Josh di-tressed was sion where his grandmother, who died a Billings and wept bitterly. It was in vain when a military retainer was guilty of cery store.” But Cooper was not to be Brown familyliving next door; they are that number of years ago, had buried a i“* her friends tried to comfort ’high political offence not unworthy put down remembering certainly as active as the —ln there is a million her; bho som 1 quantity of money, and going to the thus, so, quite Joneses, Germany sur said it was a thing in order to save him from situation of grand house, 'h en and, as they seldom require my plus of women—the result that.must c mie. A of his rank, place which was pointed out to him Baker’s services, of the whole few days while on infamy of being abandoned to the in he “Hon- I can only think that my presence on sale emigration of men to later, her way homo the his dream, and digging, he answered,addressed his letter: escape milita from school, she was hands of the common exe- found the George Augustus toy 3 every occasion (for it can not fairly be ry servioo. suddenly struck ignominious money, $1,200 in gold. Baker, opposite blind, and was led by the hand the re- cutioner.” livery stable. Washington Star.