~ Wednesday, September 29, 1 999 • Volume 40, Issue 7
SiII%ox%)mrs Building up to peace
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3 News 8 Opinion 10 International 12 StudentLife 14 Features 16 Sports 22 Entertainment 26 Arts 27 Classifieds
WLU's own Mr. Romance
Yvonne Farah second game. Lifestlye section.
The road to the contest all began Readers of the Sun then voted for
when his mother in his their Sitting there in Student Union 24- fiancee's sent ten favourite ten men.
to the ten to hour lounge with fiancee Natalie photo Toronto Sun newspaper. Those men then went on
Gaudun, Harvey Stables looks like The Sun had announced a contest compete in the contest.
football for the "hunkiest" heroes to out for So had to make the cut every other twenty something try Harvey
player at WLU. the Mr. Romance '99 pageant. about four times before even starting
little The received over 40() the Except for one thing, Harvey newspaper pageant.
will entries from hundreds of kilometres The model he has just won one contest that cover competition
in of the change his life. away. competed was part Romantic
book On the weekendof September 17 to Times Magazine convention
held in time 19 1999, Harvey competed in and Toronto, for the first this
won the sixth Annual 1999 Mr. year.
All it takes held the Romance Cover Model Pageant in The pageant was on
Toronto. Saturday of the four-day convention. is mixture who a Ten Canadian and How does a guy grew up in competitors
about a dozen from as far as Belleville, playing every sport from men,
of luck the hockey to football and everything in- Germany, partook in competition
end contest like this? at the Sheraton Centre. between, up in a
and talent The had three All it takes is a mixture ofluck and pageant main seg-
ments to it, the tuxedo round, the talent and a lot of support from fami- and a lot ly and friends. character phase and the pose down
This personal trainer is finishing off competition. of his degree in Kinesiology here at support... In the tuxedo portion of the event
Laurier. the gentlemen modeled while a brief
read. He will add that to the degree he biography was earned at Loyalist College in Belleville The female staff photographers at The character phase entailed the for Police Sciences. the Sun had the tough job ofwhittling participants to be matched with an
While at college he was awarded that numberto down 120. author and they then were asked to
those 120 the lead male character from the top fitness award in the program. They photographed portray
After completing his degree at men and from those pictures chose thatauthor s book. This meantdoning PHOTO
Loyalist he gained late acceptance to 80. full costume.
For Toronto Laurier and a spot on the football eight straight days the team where he was at the Sun featured ten a in its' Continued on page 13 COURTESY starling guys day
Laurier parade takes wrong turn
The police had decided to redi- and making music to help raise fan
rect traffic down Ezra Street and support.
parade participants simply complied The Spirit Band, just 10-days
with the members police. new and 10 strong, pro-
"It was a last minute decision. vided cheerful anthems as a warm-
The the traffic at Ezra for the cops stopped up game.
so we went down Bricker," said Tim Maxwell, Spirit Band Co-
recruit Homecoming Co-ordinator, Jeyas ordinator, hopes to more stu-
Balaskanthan. football and dents for further games
Despite the unexpected turn, the other campus appearances.
parade looked bet- "We are hoping
ter than ever. Five for a good turnout.
flatbed 1 think it's the transport It was a last trucks carried the Saturday morning Greek Council, minute that's what's keep-
Water Buffaloes, ing people the Student decision...so away,"Maxwell Alumni said.
ELLIS Association, the we went The parade Psych Society with helped increase
CHRIS Mac the House, down awareness for Kristina Spence The parade participants followed had even preset their coffeemaker Laurier Spirit other
Band and the Homecoming banner, on Friday night as part of their own Laurier Bricker. H omecoming
Almost and and Place. and 200 energetic early-risers Homecoming King Queen parade preparations. events put
cheered their WLU Hawk and onto When it was discovered that the Other in the way through the up Seagram Campus everyone
streets Street but the such the Foot of Waterloo to begin the Albert took an unexpected parade was passing by Bricker, Clubs as Patrol, football spirit on a sunny Saturday
Student and the Saturday festivities of the 71st WLU turn onto Bricker, stopping short of pajama-clad ladies trekked across Union Cheerleading morning.
the Ezra Street the street to houses team walked the streets the back in Homecoming. expected appear- glimpse between among Stalling May, approxi-
Several cried in floats, as well as volunteers have campus organizations ance. and out disappointment as some Big Brothers. mately 25 to 30
gathered housemates at had the last of The football to the success of in the parking lots of Four 31 Ezra couple floats disappeared Pikes ran a from helped ensure
from lamilton Seagram Stadium to decorate their settled themselves on their front sight. 1 to Waterloo with a goal of Homecoming activities.
floats, their before 9:30 a.m. antici- An "I'm so mad" all that for An estimated 3000 staff cars and even them- porch just in was was raising $1500 Big Brothers. alumni,
selves. the A and pation of the event, a tradition the heard as saddened ladies few flatbeds down, other students attended the weekend
women started two years ago. They retreated to their house. Laurier organizations were cheering festivities. come to |
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23 in the mented, "It's it's a real On Thursday, September magnificent,
hall of Wills Foot beaut." holy hallowed The Patrol officially unveiled the brand Foot Patrol van has already
Drive Home its and new Foot Patrol proven capable handling
flashy good looks Orientation Program. during
the Home Parade and Foot Patrol was established at Week, Coming
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The donated to total ol' 130 van was kindly on a tliis year a grand shiny
who 12 month renewable lease from happy volunteers provide a
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uncompromising driving standards The Foot Patrol van will provide more often." and for the The new-fangled FootPatrol van phone air time privileges and for the students with late regulations put in place easier access to Students, staff and faculty can is a rad Pontiac Montana2000 with Drive Home Program.
pilots of the Foot Patrol van. night events, activities on dial 886-FOOT seven nights a week liter V6 The Drive Home was campus a 3.4 engine, power doors, Program In the near to present future and will offer a heightened sense of between 7:30 and 1:30 a.m. , p.m. CD and cruise control. initiated by John Hilson and through
more drivers will be hired to fill the security and comfortability to the (2:30 a.m. Wednesday and Saturday) It has the to seat six his vision, dedication and hard work capacity pas- and volunteer and be biked driven sweet glamorous posi- Laurier environment. can walked, or sengers and two footers. Greg in conjunction with the Laurier tions available. When asked for her thoughts to their destination.
WLU grad reaches top Senate Meeting
Kristina Spence posed calendar changes. Students Ed President of Procter and Gamble can contact the Faculty of Arts for Canada.The appointment of Penner from ftirther information on how to enter Everything new programs to to such a prestigious position has the new students were discussed at the the program. President Rosehart entire school buzzing with excite- September 21 Senate meeting. advocated the creation of a new
and is testament to the ment, truly a Honours The unofficial registration num- program to help balance
quality of education that we receive bers from the Office ofthe Registrar out the General to Honour program here at Laurier. On the final of day ratio and the amounted to 2035 new first year proposal was passed.
my internship, I had the opportunity PhD students to total approximately A proposed joint program in
to meet with Penner and discuss his 6697 for the Laurier and entire campus. The English involving
life at Laurier, as well as his thoughts Honours faculties of Kinesiology program expe- Guelph English was
on the graduates of today. approved to be sent to die Ontario rienced a 24 per cent growth and As I sat down with Penner (a Honours and Centre of
1978 Laurier BBA Grad) and dis- General Arts Graduate Studies
cussed his days at Laurier, I found Honours came second with (OCGS). Also him to be most pleasant in nature. 23 was a a per cent Communica approved He reminded me of a typical Laurier increase in total txi-university joint
student. He was well rounded, registration, -tion MA program in enthusiastic, intelligent and very University History which will
involved in the school. He was the President Robert Studies is also be sent to the
coordinator of the small business- | Rosehart hopes to OCGS for further consulting group here at laurier, now a keep| the Laurier study. and served the head TA for BU as within The Senate ! population at 111/121. Among other things, reality the six to seven then passed the Penner clearly demonstrated his thousand student Laurier removal of the emphasis on social obligations by range under cur- 'Graduation with to he revealing me was a pub regu- PHOTO rent academic and housing condi- Distinction' honour from Graduate lar. tions. Program diplomas. While there was Penner constantiy emphasized Acting Dean, Donald Baker, pre- some questioning of the reasoning COURTESY the high quality of graduates that the sented his recommendation to behind the decision, the majority of
Laurier of today turns out. He Vineet Mehra Bounce, Sunny Delight, the Senators felt the distinction could be Pringles, approve following five elements oS'ered his perspective by comment- . Pampers, Downy, Crest, Always, related to the auricular changes for easily dismissed. "Laurier has the This past I had and ing that, been on summer, the priv- Zest, Folgers Royale. P&G con- Communication Studies: (1} the President Rosehart then led a dis-
ilege to work leading edge of several innovations alongside some of the stantly emphasizes its success is due Honours Communication Studies in cussion about growth opportunites brightest which has them ahead of other minds in the business to the of hire. kept and the quality people they Combination with Another Honours funding necessary to sup- world business schools." He mentioned as a summer intern P&G recruits the our within only top talent, and Program; (2) CS100: Introduction to port any influx of" students. Procter iCE Week, and and Gamble's Customer their from within' Co-op program, Rosehart the be 'promote policy Communication Studies; (3) the wants programs to
Business Laurier's involvement with the com- function. ensures Development For everyone is given a fair revised requirements for Major and "different but complimentary" those of of Laurier's you who chance rise munity as key examples may be unaware, to to the top. Minor Programs in Communication because he is "not sure we can Procter and Gamble efforts to stay ahead of other busi- (P&G) is the One of the of sum- the revised, from highlights my Studies; (4) course expect more our programs."
consumer ness schools. products mer was company watching as SBE Laurier descriptions for CS2QO, C5235, The next meeting of the Senate will Continued responsible for such Tim on next page brands as: Tide, Graduate, Penner, and 14 at 4:00 PMC. was appoint- CS3OO, C5329, CS4OO (5) pro- be on October p.m. The 4 News Wednesday, September 29, 1999 Cord Weekly
which Continued from page 3 companies may use to attract
students.
When I asked Brantford shines it He also emphasized that Laurier Penner what Procter and Gamble up turns out students that are down to exactly looks for
head their in their recruits, he Earth, have a good on was full of
P&G for shoulders, and don't expect to take answers. is looking people
their the who can and have made a differ- over a company first day on
who have job. ence. People a strong
in their Tim Penner also had his fan- presence community, and
who the share of advice for current students. people possess uncanny
He to and alter whatever placed very strong emphasis on ability change
environment they are placed in. getting involved on campus as a In
short, Penner wants who means to practice for what you are people are
'a above the rest.' If this going to face in the outside world. He cut sounds
also stressed the importance of like high expectations, you're right.
The of its is learning to handle multiple priorities quality people probably
and unexpected tlie single biggest
'surprises' that reason why has show "Laurier Procter and tend to up
time and time Gamble has been on the again. For stu- enjoyed so much
dents just entering success since its
the work world. leading beginnings on
Tun's advice was August 22,1837. of sev- plain and simple; edge On October sth,
take full advan- Procter and
eral innova- Gamble will be tage of Career on
to Services. He com- " campus answer
tions... that mented on the any questions
PHOTO have. great job that you may
in to I've been the to Career Services does aiding you given opportunity get
in involved with the whole COURTESY position your accomplishments a recruiting that to for next and it is some- way appeals todays compa- process year,
BA Students from the of Brantford are Jennifer Moore degree program. city among that I am excited about. year nies. He went on to say, "Never again thing very enrolled in first Honours the benefits of Laurier year choosing life will have buffet of P&G will have a booth in the in your you a setup Bachelor of Business Administration Brantford. The beginning ofthe fall semester to it concourse and will be an companies come you. Treat seri- holding this marked for and Honours Economics choose This students started anew beginning may past Saturday, info session at 5:30 that same year ously, and go at it with a vengeance." Laurier to their first at Laurier Laurier tradition in Wilfrid University: the complete a proud Come out and see open- year Penner has been a life long evening. what
of its Brantford Located Brantford and transfer to the main Brantford: Shinerama. Thanks, to ing campus. "P&Ger". When I asked him why he P&G Ls all about. Word around the
45 minutes from the main Waterloo campus for the remainder of their public donations, over other he school is that Tim Penner generous chose P&G over companies may even
the $270 was raised be campus, accredited the quality of the people making a guest appearance. He Ls
Brantford facilities in of cystic support with whom he interviewed. He felt a dynamic speaker, and I encourage
hosts fibrosis. to out and listen to approxi- Brantford students raised that the quality of his interviewers you come a man Students at the mately 100 full- of to. was a reflection of the people inside worthy looking up Brantford and part-time stu- campus the I'd like to leave with one final over $270 for Shinerama. in the company. He got feeling you dents this academ- have the responsi- of advice which Tim Penner that he could learn a lot by working piece and ic bility privilege asked me to to the student year. for a prestigious company such as relay
Students select from of the of their cam- may a wide degree. being pioneers Procter and Gamble. Penner also body:
choices After one the advan- of course from only week, pus. that should "IfI could students one of range explained to me money give piece
to Business, tages of the Brantford campus are Events, clubs and student leader- Mitch Anthropology not be the most important factor advice, go global. your cart to
to its are in the works n with Contemporary Studies to obvious students. ship already and will be on whenlooking for a job. He told me to a global company you
Small class a close knit of excellent Communication Studies. sizes, signs many projects yet and Think to and always go with my 'Gut Meter,' your way. narrowly,
Laurier Brantford offers three- school and to come. a community great support not to follow desires are any superficial you truly limiting yourself."
The WLUSU Presidential Suite
Kristina Spence lively in our best interests."
Other Head Resident apartments, including
YVLUSU President Devin the second in have beenconverted Grady is renting a room Euler,
former Resident into student to three stu- Assistant apartment at Euler rooms, housing up
Residence for the duration of the 1999-2000 dents in each. school year. The room had previously been kept as a
While it Is not unusual for student leaders to guest suite for visitors or parents to use under rent rooms on campus, Grady is neither a Don special circumstances.
he had in the location of the nor a R.LA.C. and Is occupying a R.L.A.C. Grady no say
and he rent the like suite; a suite wliieh,' once renovated, has the room pays for room, much capability to house three students. ;iil other on campus students.
Mike Be'langer, While only a few
Director of Residential senior students occupy "We've Services, said that the on always rooms campus,
that if room was offered to Belanger says made rooms Grady sometime earlier there was more space,
tliis the school would want year. available to "We've always more senior students made available rooms on campus. to WLUSU executives WLUSU execu- Residential
for summer. It's a co- Services had hoped to tives for operative thing," make Paragon Park a
Belanger said. residence for upper
further summer." students but the Belanger year
that with the in first explained increase year
forced them the transition from a Head Resident system to a acceptances to open building
Residence Life and Activities Co-ordinator, to new students.
available In the that accommodated at Laurier. added, "...if' the numbers had been right, we some apartments became in the future, Belanger hopes Laurier fortably liv- would have been fine." shuffle. Place will provide 230 beds for senior students. Currently, just under 1600 students are
ll' Residential Services and WLUSU find the this addition of to in Laurier residences. With the new system in place, four former Despite past year's 80 beds ing "The bottom line real mutually pleasing, perhaps Head Resident apartments became vacant. Willison and the acquisition ofother residential is its a unpredictable arrangement
science," Belanger said. President Grady be starting a new Although he does not want to make a com- units, Laurier's unexpected acceptances over- may Residential Services will not for whelmed administration. Belanger continued, saying thatit is much eas- WLUSU tradition. mitment to ensure on campus housing WLUSU executives Had the ier for the school to add an extra desk to make to for WLUSU executives, Belanger believes that target enrollment of 1750 been a any promises
M than and the but each student would have been classroom trying (ind,an. extra bed future only having, the, executive? in residence is .;.coUeic>; reached, com- tq .^^^>%>>>>>>>> News• 5 The Cord Weekly Wednesday, September 29, 1999
WLUSP BOD Newsbites
Sarah Kristina Spence EIC, Schiefer. waste Nortel Muir then reported that WLUSP No phones at the Hazardous bringing
will the The WLUSP Board of Directors use university ombudsper-
discussed items of the organization's son to resolve an advertising spon- pumps coming to Ontario celebrities to work and at its first sorship conflicts with other universi- past, present future
which arise. A official meeting on Thursday, ty organizations may Approximately 473,(XX) tonnes new global advertising launch Hie companies of Esso, 23. In discussing office hours for the of hazardous waste will be trans- is expected from Nortel and begin in September Petrocan, Shell and Sunoco have in will of of Board, Muir that the ferred from Detroit to Sarnia a early 2000. The campaign con- Hiring volunteers was one requested decided not to urge consumers to recent deal made between the U.S. sist ofprint and television ads and first Issues discussed WLUSP members: "...be around so volun- the by use their cellphones while putting "What do Environmental Protection Agency focus on the question: you teers can to know Each tanks. President, James Muir, as he began get you." gas in their and the Canadian government. want the Internet to be?" member will maintain his to the Board. try to schedule at least While the companies report of Materials such as explosive chemi- The marketing expenditures that there is only a remote chance were one office hour on Mondays or Applications accepted up $100 cals, mercury, benzene and solvents Nortel are approaching the become that the phones may produce a until Friday, September 24 and actu- Tuesdays to acquainted will be included in the shipments of million but no exact figures for this spark powerful enough to cause a will be with the bulk of WLUSP volunteers. al interviews conducted this materials. campaign werereleased. fire, they have collectively decided to After a "Nature of Reality" update In week and next. This agreement will allow the February, the company will ask motorists to keep their phones On the issue of and the presenta- Detroit-based company to ship focus on becoming more of an inside their cars. hazardous the Internet tion of tentative more waste to Sarnia networking company as extra yearbooks, The largest ofthe companies, than sent to all of Ontario to a oftraditional WLU'ER financial plant was opposed supplier the Board decided Last Esso, is putting stickers at its outlets year's from the U.S. in 1992. phone equipment. statements from in order inform customers ofthe to sell the remain- to A Canadian Institute for Canadian hockey hero Joe the Del Col, Jill regulations. ing books in yearbooks Environmental Law and Policy Nieuwendyk will advertise that the The request to have people stop Concourse at a Osborne recom- in report shows that hazardous waste Internet as "something to do the will also brain- using their cellphones cost of $35 each. mended a will be sold imports into Ontario from the U.S. 83 minutes of off-season." ensure that consumers are paying on which storming meeting Days has rose more than 300 cent Nortel is focusing its efforts on the actual of per attention to process books to plan the future to sell the in the between 1993 and 1997. creating more high-speed Internet pumping gas. ' of WLUSP. Both because the demand have yet to be Ontario disposers of waste do transmissions The other companies will not the of for oftransfers chosen. volunteers and not have same stringent rules higher speed rates Concourse place stickers at the pumps but will the waste before turning it and browsing is increasing. his interested mem- treating Continuing advise their customers in person or into land therefore Other celebrities to be included bers of the Laurier which the disposal, making report, President soon. over intercoms stop the much less expensive. in the campaign will be sprinter will alert of the process Muir informed the community be pump and the customer The requests from the U.S. gov- Michael Johnson, author Kurt potential Board that the invited to the danger. ernment for hazardous-waste ship- Vonnegut, astronaut Buzz Aldrin, The of seri- date for the will reports people being Cord Editorial Board did not require event. A event be ments to Canada are increasing musician Curtis Mayfield and the ously injured by explosions due to scheduled soon. Internet access for all the production and have increased 1999 U.S. National Bee yearly 40 per Spelling cellphones are considered to be Finally, Cord Opinion Editor, total the five Lala. computers as once suspected. cent in over past years. Champion, Nupur urban myths. Asad discussed the The Cord did, however, request Kiyani, possibili-
of WLUSP to cre- that the purchase of a new comput- ty using computers
newsletter for er be considered instead. ate a monthly
L.O.C.U.S. Off Before the Board agreed to con- (Laurier Campus
Students). sider the pui-chase of another com- University
The Board will consider puter, Director Jill Osborne asked for lending
the facilities to resi- some paperwork on the project. production
dences and other "I would like to see a proposal in organizations
of writing," Osborne said. depending on a variety factors.
The VP. Finance, Anthony Del Col, idea will be discussed fur-
ther promised to contact some retailers at upcoming meetings. and draw the The next will be held on up a proposal for new meeting
30 at 5:30 computer in collaboration with Cord September p.m.
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Two weeks of crime in one article
TheftUnder short and $5000 Sun Sept 12/99 Theft Under $5000 0003hrs Wed Mon Sept 20/99 as being thin, African-
A non-WLU male reported the thefl Sept 15/99 Medical Assist 1315hrs Thu Sept Two traffic signs found in the American.
of his Wilds. unknown forced knapsack from Person(s) had the 16/99 Willison Hall lounge were turned in.
doors on the vending machines in Officers responded to the Science Mischief 0300hrs Fri Sept 24/99
Medical Assist 0940111's Mori the Aird of Theft Under 1145hrs Tue unknown removed a Sept Building removing some Building after receiving a report that $5,000 Person(s) metal
13/99 the bench from the Grad House. No contents. a female was feeling faintand ha,ving Sept 21/99 sus-
Officers responded to a report that difficulty breathing. An ambulance A staff member reported the theft of pects.
someone seizure Mischief office. The office was suffering a in 0445hrs Wed Sept 15/99 was called but the individual her purse from her
the Peters An ambulance to declined the for Unauthorized Building. Person(s) unknown attempted pry going to hospital. She was open and unoccupied Soliciting 1120hrs
was called and the individual off the hours. Fri 24/99 was sign at the entrance to was taken to Health Services. approximately 2 Security Sept
to not Officers to 232 transported hospital. University Stadium. would like to remind everyone to responded King after
of Medical Assist 1810hrs Thu Sept leave their personal belongings receiving a report a male asking
Mischief MOn Car Fire Wed unattended for of time for The 0800-1900hrs Sept 0700hrs Sept 15/99 16/99 any period people money. individual
13/99 A and that offices could not be found. Extensive Ike damage was caused to call was received from a person to ensure are
Person(s) unknown caused damage a vehicle parked at University Place. whocomplained ofstroke-like condi- secured when unoccupied.
lot ()130hrs Sat 25/99 to a vehicle parked in 15. The Waterloo Fire Department tions. An ambulance was called and Trespass Sept
male responded to extinguish the fire. the individual was treated by ambu- Noise Complaint 0020hrs Thu Sept A non-WLU was issued with a
Medical Assist 1500hrs Tue Sept Foul play is not suspected. lance personnel. 23/99 written trespass warning when he
evicted from for 14/99 A complaint of loud was campus his
Officers responded to report of Mischief Tue music coming from loud and obnoxious behaviour.
someone having fainted in the Sept 14-Sept the Grad House PI ease return the metal Concourse. On arrival the individual 15/99 was received. Staff Possession Stolen Property
was conscious and indicated they did Person(s) there turned the 0227hrs Sat Sept 25/99 bench to Grad House. not student found require treatment. The individ- unknown forced music down when A WLU was in posses-
ual was directed to Health Services open the gas requested. sion of a sign taken from a pizza
to be checked. lank of a vehicle parked at Laurier establishment. The matter will be
Place and that Medical 1230hrs Thu forwarded to the it appears some gas Noise Complaint 1945hrs Thu Sept Assist Sept DAC.
Suspicious Person 2320hrs Tue was removed from the tank. 16/99 23/99
Sept 14/99 A complaint of excessive noise in a Officers responded to a report of an Noise Compliant 2330hrs Sat Sept
Officers responded to Laurier Place Possession Stolen Property room on the first floor of the Science individual falling in the Peters build- 25/99
after that 0140hrsThu 16/99 received. washroom. She receiving a report some- Sept Building was On arrival, ing was assisted to Security responded to University
around with students officer found Health after one was walking a TwoWLU were apprehend- the all was quiet and in Services. Stadium receiving a complaint
flashlight. On arrival it was discov- ed when they were observed cross- order. of loud music; coming from the stadi- ered it of the dons Bricker the of 1545hrs Thu The music turned was one checking ing Ave in area the Suspicious Person um gym. was
the area for safety issues. Grad House. Investigation revealed During this time period, 10 provin- Sept 23/99 down.
that the chairs came from outside cial offence notices were issued for A WLU student residing on Albert St.
Noise Complaint OOlOhrs Wed Sept the Grad House and the individuals liquor violations. reported that she had been followed Mischief 2330hrs Sat Sept 25/99
15/99 intended to take them back to their to her residence by a male who Person(s) unknown broke a window
A call received from Willison residence. The will be for- Theft asked what school she Hall. was a matter Under $5,000 1800-1200hrs her name, at YVillison
Hall resident complaining about the warded to the DAC. Fri Sept 17/99 went to and whether or not anyone
level the Grad When Willison Hall resident the home. Officers checked the 0235hrs neise at House. A reported was Assist Police Sun Sept officers arrived Mischief 0235hrs theft of the noise had Thu Sept 16/99 his VCR. immediate area with negative 26/99
stopped. Person(s) unknown damaged a results. Waterloo Regional Police Officers assisted Waterloo Police in
in lot Stolen Recovered 0330hrs advised. Themale described St.. parking sign 3. Property were is breaking up a fight on King
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"The that tiebindssince1926" An of this Ls the Committee in an AIDS Walk As much as I would like not to appeal to the example planning participated
will in the and this from which all WLU masses, the following thoughts involved pre- post- game parties past Sunday profits A WilfridLaurier University Student went to AIDS fortunately, (and for some unfortunately) that surrounded this year's Homecoming awareness, advocacy and Publication research. Laurier Students For coincide with the majority opinon at this game against McMaster. literacy, 75 University Avenue West, The involved financing, safety, the Waterbuffaloes, Foot Patrol and LOCUS Waterkx), Ontario, N2L 3C5 university. process
relates what and were the (519) 884-1970 ext. 356-4 My discussion directly to security minding specific legalities represented amoung groups
and related the itself - all ofwhich offer which Fax: (519)883-0873 happened this weekend, what was being to event participated helped to raise
future in between $400 and $500 dollars for Advertising: (519) 884-1970 ext. 3560 promoted all last week and what Ls on the a background for any opportunity the
wl i/Tl >rd/ the last www. usp. on. a ieQ of of the Cord - and with orientat- cause (twice proceeds of walk). front page this edition planning working group year
e-mail: 22a>[email protected] ed It is evident that the Homecoming. Or, in a more general sense, activities. despite legitimate
the oft-criticized Hawk Culture. As this type of spirit is generated and opinions of some "anti-hawk" activists I've shit things more phallic which have To ensure that all of us are on the same already passed through the than you! of Hawk school and will in the page (pardon the pun), the terms pass through future, Tim Durkin and Culture needto be defined.The term Hawk Culture is thriving. clearly Hawk Culture permanent 'Hawk' refers to our school mascot the It not only provides intellectual and Editorial Board Golden Hawk. social benefits but also allows all of those
Editor-in-Chief Sarah Schiefer our The word culture refers to the intellec- gives involved to release creative energy and
Opinion Editor Asad Kiyani (as demonstrated the tual and social formation, activity and school what individuality by body- News Editors Kristina Spence fans at It expression specific to our community at painted Saturday's game). gives
Off To Work what Laurier. What do I mean by this phrase? our school so many others are miss-
EntertainmentEditors Danielle Fielder so The Orientation Committee, BACCHUS many ing - community, spirit, energy, character
Beth Mullen Boosters, tlie Waterbuffaloes, tlie Pigskin and enthusiasm. others are Sports Editors Matt Cade involved Payoff at Purple and Gold, Foot Patrol, the No, not everyone is ever in
Francesca Rica general hype surrounding Golden Hawk everything and all tastes and styles are dif-
Feature Editor Patricia Lancia ferent. while Hawk Games etc. etc. missing. And culture may lose
Student Life Editor Yvonne Farah As for outsider, I some of it's because of its wide- my opinion ... as an popularity
International Editor Chris Pearce it is without doubt feel that both Homecoming and the Hawk spread popularity, a one
Arts Editor Ross Bijllen of the vital which Page phenomena at our school are integral and Hawk Culture expands to more and more most parts constitute
Productu >n Manager Oirr To Pasture fact to both and individuals the social links Laurier. in necessary community every year, gain
of and - individual development at WLU. strength. First, a sense community To deny Hawk Culture or any other
Intellectually, events organized to raise school loyalty is extended to a different part of the school's identity - is to diminish The Cord Electric Hawk offer of students. This offers students the and value of Laurier school spirit, specifically spirit, group an entirety our expe-
Webmasters Vacant outlet which organizational experience to those execu- through they can meet new rience.
tives and volunteers involved in the plan- people with similar interests. Secondly, the Cord Staff Those involved learn how to "there in numbers" Beth Mullen ning process. saying is power rings
Classified Coordinator Michelle Yan (a) develop and ideaand make it work on a true. Various organizations and clubs in the Evilriai\ment Editor
Production Assistants Luke Martyn grand scale and (b) react to their fellow stu- school are able to easily target these groups
Tim Durkin Kristy LaSalle dents in terms of what what will motivate to help with fundraising as well as promot- The opinions expressed in this editorial are those of the
author, and do not reflectthose of The Cord Staff, the edi- Catherine Chung them to involved and increase the events around the school. get gen- ing non-profit torial board, or WLUSP.
Editors Kfm if Sumner Copy eral Golden Hawk support. For example, the Equality Awareness
Kathryn Nyland
Vacant
Circulation and File Maneesh Awesome Manager LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Student Publications Staff
imum hiring numbers and left the decision this, must ask the people at the end of Cord Photo Manager Christine Cherry Simplifying you as to how students should be hired therows to stand so can access these Keystone Photo Manager Chris Ellis many up up you
to the appropriate Vice-President, President middle seats. IT Team Shawn Truax Hiring...But or the Board of Directors where This cannot be done without the Alan Lew applicable. hearing
of those sit- This the number of people that can be disapproving sighs and moans Rob Borek Not Really way, hired is relative to 'need' and not 'arbitrary ting at the ends of the rows. Why is it Advertising Manager Angela Foster my numbers'. fault that they sat at the end? If you're Ad Production Manager Jason Kipfer
Dear Editor, For more information on sit at the end of a row in 2CB, be Ad Production Assistants Andrei Kovacsik Hiring policies, gonna pre-
or other WLUSU email to be asked to move! If don't Zach Lytwyn Michelle Bustos any policy, please pared you
This letter is in regards to the Board at '[email protected]'. Thank want to stand to let someone in, then Rob Paulson Melanie Martin Beport me up
of the 1999 Cord entitled middle the damn row! It's Public September 22, move to the of Relations Coordinator Janette Roy you.
"By-Election Update." not that difficult a concept.
Administration In this article, it read, "The number of Sincerely, But that's not all! These people also like
to students hired will be left up to the specific to leave their bags on the floor as you try President James Mum
coordinators and the minimum/maximum Eric Davis to a seat. So while perform the bal- VP: Finance Anthony Del Col get you
allowances written in the Hiring Policies." 1999-2000 Chair ofthe COD Committee act of to to a seat, also Board of Directors Luxmen Aloysrus ancing trying get you
That statementis now incorrect. 1999-2000 Director of theBoard have to make don't on some- Sue Portelance Nathan Ludwig sure you step
Last for volunteer Wilfrid Laurier Students' Union one's When inevitably step on a Kevin Ramessar Krista Neher year, every position University bag. you
(e.g. Foot Patrol volunteer) there was a set the owner of the bag mad at you. Jill Osborne bag, gets Contributors maximum and minimum number of stu- But why? There is obviously not enough
dents that could be hired. For in between those walk, and D.W. MacDougall, Vineet Mehra, Jennifer Moore, Mike example, room seats to
Ching, Jennifer Smith, Reagan Haire, Ferrin, Greg Emily regards to Foot Patrol, the minimum num- when some moron leaves a bag in your way, Walzak, Brent Blair Nizar Hagerman, Miller, Abboud, Tina ber of Why 2C8 Is If must students that could be hired was 100 it makes it even more difficult. you Shrigley, Timothy Mark Phillips, John Grant, Martin whereas the maximum number was 150. sit at the endof a row in 2CB, please pick up Kuebler, Angela Puddicomb, Todd Dougherty, Woodie Such An Ass That meantthat, according to the old Hiring damn bag when stand or it will Brown and all those LOCUS people who stopped in... your you up,
policy, we had to hire at least 100 Foot get stepped on!
LETTERS POLICY: Room 2CB Patrollers but no more than 150. Hopefully students with classes in • All letters lx and submitted must signed with the author's name, student Over the the identification numlxr, and telephonenumlxr. summer, however, are reading this and will remember my • All letlers will lx printed with the author's name. Letters can lx printed Constitutional and Operational Dear Editor, words for next time. I dream of the day without the author's name with pennission from the EIC.
• G Letters The >rd c< >mes out >n must lx received by Tuesday to < Wednesdays. Development (COD) Committee, a sub-com- when I walk into 2CB and don't need via al 12:30, on disk, or e-mail at [email protected]. lx- • Letters must typed or easily legible, double and cannot exceed mittee of the WLUSU Board of Directors, I've with 2CB in the Arts about these fools! spaced got some problems worry
35') wc irds. worked hard the will at revising sick ofidiots at the end • I The Cord reserves the right to edit any letter. Spelling and grammar lx very Hiring Building. am sitting cc irrectcd. in order offer as vlun- of should be Maneesh Sehdev policies and, to many row when they moving to • every The Cord the win >le < that reserves right to reject any letter, in >r in part, is in vi( ilatu in (>f G >rd ilicies. teer the student existing pi opportunities to body as the middle! That means people who come Tlie Corel will not print anythingthat is racist, sexist, or homophobic in nature, min- deemed the stall Tlie Cord will in possible, eliminated all maximum and later have to sit in these middle seats. To do as by as a vi >ting lxx.ly. n< it print anytinng
of its C< outlined in Tlx Cord Consilium Cord sul> violati( in x.le of F.thics, al
$20.00 lor addresses within Canaila. Tlie Cord is scription rates are per tenn All the of printed by Hamilton Web Printing commentary is strictly opinion Bisha. I'm hard Come and catch if Do know where look?"< CORD OPINION* not the editorial to me can; to the writer aixl does ncccssanly relied that of the Cord stall, playing get. you you lx rard, i ir \X'LI I Student I'ulilicatn>ns. Cord 1999 The Weekly Wednesday, September 29, Opinion 9
Fast Food Laying It Down
eyes, which are trained I-aurier students who had a difficult
on her incredible rack. make them feel bet- summer, just to
The alcohol came next and the ter.
of the rest was smile. Bolstering BOD Our not have student night one big They may sup-
The next ClassifyingCultures'Queer' morning, my mother was port, but what exactly does Mr. with her quick news. Markham have? What we are now
"Your brother said and you John Grant left with is an illegitimate voice rep-
Mark Phillips [Name Withheld] were at the bal- Timothy resenting our concerns, put in place
last amount of have heard night." The noise wo by a lamentable decision on the part
Is almost and I'm in Summer over "Yeah. Well, I didn't see him." lately concerning the actions and of the BOD.
Stratford with Best Friend. "Did dance treatmentof the WLUSU my My you with any girls subsequent The fear I have is that I will face
Friend about as as Best Ls straight last night?" BOD is breathtaking. What has the wrath of the BOD Chairman,
shot an At "Some." occurred is that an arrow by epileptic. though, impas- Jeffrey J. Kroeker. Mr. Kroeker
least it so. 1 don't know. There sioned from sides appears was a long awkward players various asserts that attacks against the BOD
Whenever we're together, we talk before take in endless debatewhere pause my mother's annoying part an need to cease. He is justified in citing
about music, and movies and girls. started little resolved. grating voice up again. very is actually the BOD's dedication, and as for their
And he always brings "1 don't want to I will our Yes, girls. up piss you off, Luckily provide protago- "dynamic" energy and abilities, I am
An odd the subject. subject for but...Rob that friend Ls nists with the says your not in a position prose. homosexual infatuation. But his food Queer." necessary to verily or refute
sexual Ls neither here preference Another long awkward silence for thought and a I here this.
take nor there; peo- ensues. I end it chance to a Unfortunately, he
breath. ple's perception before it deep was no is also correct in his sexuality is For the first of becomes totally Like the high stating, "dedica- a 9 OPINION your the issue. unbearable. 'I'm school students in tion and repre-
Queer I front of the My time, truly not a 7-11, senting students
Friend and 1 both the Homosexual, problem of for him to day in and day
like to dance, so mom. I'm status of Ethan Queer, out Is not news-
hit the we only but I'm not a Markham on the receive full At least with worthy." trueDance Bar in the will I lomosexual." BOD not go this is true with want
Strat{' or d . know Indeed, "I you're away. Mr. v o t i 11 g the BOD. When starts not but Markham did not Everything Gay Tim, one becomes a oil' line. We if to you continue secure enough status. member of the homosexual decide to hold hang around this votes in last BOD, the we back on the will elections to boy, people year's assumption is that such qualities are ale. booze. Instead m think warrant a the BOD. And you're spot on only present. That which becomes news- we stand, empty- Queer and no son a grievous error on the through part worthy is whether or not this group
handed wallflowers catching on of mine will be a of did this even up considered Fag by election officials of people can use these qualities to
old times, interrupted only by the become for feel anyone." a cause concern. I represent the students to their satis-
who on short, stocky stooge keeps For the first time in life, I truly deeply for Mr. Markham. Certainly faction. CORD my
in front of shout- our path with the of the he not at fault. Even there crossing empathized plight was so, There is your challenge. Mr. the ing, "Gay! Gay!" in rhythm with homosexual male. I've been was no for him to If the always justification Kroeker. BOD can consistently
music. but full the pounding open-minded, for the first time, receive status on BOD. create items of voting "newsworthy" a pos-
Bored, we hit the dance floor. A 1 found with the Quite he lost in the election, nature then will myself perspective simply, itive you no longer tall, attractive, blond is to consider the and should had to boy soon consequences that 1 have try again to have to suffer from articles similar to
tin-owing me meaningful looks and would have suffered if I told receive such Given the my a privilege. the one by Sarah Schiefer.
dancing towards me. I turn that 1 liked that has been slowly mother boys. precedent set, perhaps run Show that you can a real stu-
entering a circle of attractive the away, Immediately, I would have been two vacated BOD positions dent government day in and day
girls. I then shine Blond a "no labeled should be handed of Boy a "queer" or a "fag" or a over to a pair out...then life will be beautiful.
hard smile. feelings" "homo" or a "cocksucker" or a
is My Queer Friend, meanwhile, "buttfucker", etc., etc.
with a ini- dancing woman whose Labels - the simple tool used by tials should be I)D. But she thinks the ignorant to explain away Issues he's Flamer. It's clear in her a eyes. too complex or too disturbing for
doesn't He give a shit. It's clear in hLs further analysis.
Thank all who you to applied to be an Opinion Columnist. I appreciate it. Now, where is that kid with
the cartoon and my hands all cut out?
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Dreaming about Peace
stand with the I visited old me to group of people after my house in the
who had been gathered together. It occupied territories, I was arrested
five wasn't until the Iraqis stuck a pin by physically intimidating sol-
both of the man's that I diers with into eyes guns.
understood 1 taken the what was happening. was to a jail on top of
where His parents were sobbing uncontrol- a mountain my cousin was
lably as if they were about to die taken 12 years ago. After spending
I in this themselves while was forced to 10 years prison my cousin
watch the whole display. I can sadly was released only to be shot to death
I've another human individuals affiliated with say seen living by the
being shredded apart. prison soon after.
Have feared time in the you ever you might My prison was like a
be like vacation hell. mind exposed to an experience to My was frantic
and I will and told I mine. No, hope you never no one me why was arrest-
be. Ed or what would
You might be donewith me. I
think that this is met another
disturbing and, inmate who con-
yes, it is. But more vinced me they
than that, this is brought would do whatev- reality. Yo < may back er they wanted also think that this and there was
is in some way nothing 1 could do rii e m or ie s appealing, but to stop them.
» remember this is j Next, they took no this is to movie, me a big open
real human life where space they was that is being trying started kicking
forced suffer- and to beating me. remember Nizar Abboud I friend the war in I^ebanon. what amounts to my talking Afterwards, 1 was
about and hope. It was an As for the Gulf it felt differ- peace War, hell on earth. fnrcrpf tied to a pillar for X UJL L unusual % * ® Do you remember the thunder and experience, since the per- ent to me because 1 was older then. After that inci- four days without
storm time son I was with was of Jewish One in 1990, I was woken lightning some ago? talking night up dent, I couldn't any food. I could
The thunder while if boomed heritage 1 am from Lebanon; by a thunderous I soon dis- for two I about thank God not throughout impact. sleep days as thought only my parents were
most of the it difficult we were to have followed traditional covered than 200 night making more helicopters the young guy, and the fact that it there.
for to much patterns we would have been on had filled the skies Kuwait. anyone get sleep. over might just have easily been me. I After a week they let me out with
1 recall the from the opposite sides of a potentially violent When we realized the thank God thatit for if had been lightning helicopters was not me, it out tolling me why I jailed.
storm cracked so and were from and not from would not have to relentlessly, argument. Iraq was I been writing I returned Kuwait very fast and
with such there One of the benefits of here intensity, were living Kuwait, as was orignally this article for a points expected, searching peaceful expeditiously prepared my papers so in is it where I the sun had dawned Canada, has allowed me to our concern to dread. The hel- thought grew future. that 1 could come here to Canada to
and had have contact with from a One week the prematurely, daylight many people icopters began rampage, destroy- during war, we be secure.
to the blinds different countries and back- begun seep through into ing everything challenging their were further devastated when we Now that I am here at WLU, I
bedroom. These individuals haven't grounds. told about 50 newborn want to thank who has my authority. were babies everyone
1 don't know whether had different faces, but also We all confused and only were unsure in had been killed and to friends you a hospital by Iraqi helped me, my new
this; but 1 recollect a on various about the intentions so thought pre- unique perspectives Iraqis' my soldiers. who have helped me to feel much
of wild Issues and different of father and I took drive to find out ponderence ideas flowing ways thinking. a We were also limited to small better.
head which feared friend and what through my in I My new 1 were talking was happening. That was rations of and intolerable- want who reads this unhealthy 1 everyone about and lightning might strike own house. war We arrived at when we were accosted by several the forced to my peace. food by Iraqis. We were article to tell everybody they know
My anxiety was Fear over- Iraqis. wait for two hours just to get five aboutit and to respond by telling me
amplified when I when of which came me pieces bread was supposed what your opinion is about how we
of what the took me thought Have Iraqis to last us for three can war from you ever thought days. prevent happening might happen to from father, That my was my experience during again. We can contact one another
if the me lightning the calmly if the Gulf War. the account: next minutes might saying through following did hit house. father did not my my Last summer, a terrible thing
"Could I be hurt or them be the last of our car to me when I went to I'm sure after this article your life? give happened reading killed?... even What were to Lebanon. After I finished school that don't they going high you can agree you ever
about others in the kill me. Just then, I went there for three weeks to spend want to have to go through whatI've
house?..." a conclusion that one of the admitted he didn't represents Iraqis two weeks the one in consid- my in north and gone through. Thank you for motivation for this like Shortly after my angst apexed, writing article: if the tears out of the south of the I coming my eyes country. ering my experience hope you the thunder and subsided would and decided lightning everyone begin to empathi- to me over to his One of these weeks to be reflect lot. give was upon it a and 1 able find size with the that was to some solace l'or horrible reality is comrade who me back to the worst life gave my among in my when,
in the of then all father. We myself slumber. essence war, we might were told to go back to our
The have an home and following day, everyone was engaging reason to prevent to stay in our house for
talking about the storm; how no one their existence in the future. Instead two days. was able to because of of the All the sleep the passively accepting emergence sitting around and waiting incredible noise. of war with our bore since The tremendous silent acquiescence. began to me so, things
the had calmed power of storm the night before My life in Lebanon, and later in down and 1 was allowed
highlighted my conversations Kuwait, are very personal experi- to go out, 1 was persuaded to help between friends the next that 1 will share with day. ences you in the people in Kuwait by working in a
For the I talked the of and under- people to, hope promoting peace supermarket. storm had been little than in the thus eliminat- took more an standing future, It only about a two weeks
the need uncomfortable experience prevent- ing for more violent terror. before the Kuwaiti resistance began
them from 1 when it all That when lot ing sleeping. was very young start- to emerge. was a of
the For me, storm was much ed, It was all terribly shaking. Have killing began to happen.
than that. the more you ever thought next minutes In one situation, the soldiers from
The storm back be the last of brought memo- might your life? Iraq took a guy out of his house
of This ries times I was trying hard to for- exact situation happened to claiming he had tried to resist the get... times of fear, times of war and me in the war between Israel and Iraqi invasion. times of death. Lebanon. To punish him, they took him into
With the In our conversations after the houses shaking as if by the street along with his whole fami-
I told friend of the the force of storm, my memo- tin earthquake, bullets ly. The Iraqis gathered everyone in ries and the experiences 1 had while shattering nearby windows and fre- the street together to demonstrate living in the heart of the Middle quent explosions, the experience the terrible repercussions they ABBOUD
Eastern conflict in was would on rebels. I was on as a youth devastating...it really was. impose my
That is what I Lebanon. remember from way home when the Iraqis forced NVZAR International 11 The Cord Weekly Wednesday, September 29, 1999
WORLD WATCH Building up to Peace
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100 days designated to ensure Washington. The United Stales the the passage into year 2000 Former U.S Vice-President Dan
comes as "a positive beginning Quayie is set to annouce his with-
to 'a new era of local and global drawal from the Republican cooperation for a better world." Presidential race. Quayie and his The greatest obstacle these advisory staff no longer believe they groups have encountered, has can compete with the extensive cam- been the prevailing ignorance paign resources of George W. Bush, displayed by the mainstream who has raised five times that of his nearest challenger. Quayle is media about their mission. the fourth candidate to remove themself from the race, and it is
These movements are hoping as field expected the remaining of eight may decrease in size in the they grow the media will no near future. Quayle, known for his numerous gaffes, has been try- longer be able to deny them the ing to renew his image since he and George Bush, the father of the world's attention, and that the current frontrunner for the Republican nomination, were defeated
billions of little things that peo- by Clinton and Gore in 1992.
ple are doing, and have done
until this point, wil finally make MitiffdWgib <2$ fepi® Ota iMMI a big difference. Taipei, Taiwan Despite the media's inatten- Two brothers were pulled from the tion, the Internet, coalitions and rubble of one of Taiwan's worst earth- networking have given the quake this century on Sunday. The
"Millenium Movement for a two survived more than Five days with
Better World" effort a definitive no more than a couple of apples and a global face. Thousands of deck of cards. To avoid dehydration hundreds groups from of coun- the brothers were forced to consume
tries have rallied themsleves in their own urine. Meanwhile, aftershocks added to the death toll,
support of the "peace on earth which has already topped 2,000, when three new victims were movement." killed on Sunday. Most of Taiwan's infrastructure still remains in As of today's date there are disrepair. first Chris Pearce groups have come together to only 94 days left until our
of find designate the first day of day peace ever...you can ©iMMidl jjj sfitip (fo? rflteiry o© involved with While most adults who follow January, 2000, as humanity's out more or get Grozny, Russia first of Millenium for the Christian calender are plan- day peace ever. Movements a The Russian military appears ready While the involved Better World the Internet ning wild New Year's celebra- groups on at: to unleash a ground attack against
diverse movements are focussed on various causes,
Others, however, are not con- ious positive millenium projects
of dedicated tent to allow genocide, arms groups to every- proliferation and human rights thing from environmental pro-
other tection to to abuses, among visible dis- interfaith harmony
abolition. turbances, to seal our collective weapons fate. Another UN undertaking saw
To this end, numerous September 23 begin a period of
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it! You meet Isn't will those who Isn't that there are such Tina Shrigley doing can new people, room just your thing. Maybe you inspire are unwilling why
it feel great and smile! have built-in gills or sweating to try new things. things as co-ed teams? Or is so
victim If then The I have been at have chance - Being a of Hie 'Frosh 15' Isn't you change your mind, cramps your style. AG's Olympic never good sports, guys actually a sorry
- a room knocks, always pretty especially since it can change your activity. No one said as length pool has lot of for you but I always liked to try. guys, when opportunity run
choose swimmers who like to swim there to the door! happen to upper years as well (ha! soon as you an activity or lengths Unfortunately, were no intra- answer
So in the it's etched in stone. If or who like to for an mural teams where I was from and I So see? There's to be you thought you were clear, program you practice up you nothing
did seniors?). isn't hard no find what are Innertube Water Polo was left find other do as I intimidated but there's you It to get longer you doing upcoming to things to about, every-
fit and have and then either Make mental of the fact house caliber. This be excited about! I'm excited fun, especially on a challenging fun, game. a note was not league thing to
the has different hours than the I not I aboutintramurals I'm excit- campus tliis size. There are a lot of change your specific activity some- pool year, although am good, starting. activities and for all or with a recre- ed about aerobics and going on, room how, completely change your gym. signed up team to play teaching to participate! Our Athletic Complex activity! Here are the hours the pool Is ational volleyball and recreational cycling. I'm excited about every-
Ls to suit Let's want to start available for free innertube water Sure I felt (AC) Cully equipped every- say you getting swimming: polo. thing!
one's needs. bulked toned in the - - 6:00 intimidated at first but the ll' have or weight room, Monday Friday 5:00 I'M PM, main you any other questions
but don't want to look like loser - A lot of people, however, choose a 8:00 PM 10:00PM objective is to have fun and I'm super about the Athletic Complex, their
because because think the is for 12:00 that! Sound like fun? See if them not to participate they feel you leg press Saturday PM-4:00 PM at doing programs or intramurals, give
intimidated. It's the arms. 1 is on the 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM, team. If call in (start active understandable, your lelp way! Sunday you can get on a not, you'll a or drop being
AC be 8:00 PM - 10:00 have to contain excitement for now! It Ls small and talk to can overwhelming. PM your a campus)
at the Hawk Perhaps 1 can set all of your inhi- For those wanna-be swimmers, another term. Don't forget though, one of the friendly laces bitions of active at If there are lessons and cer- intramurals are a to meet Desk! I to see all of our becoming bay. you are swimming great way hope you Did know scuba lessons and those individuals of and you as a student of Laurier tifications, diving new people, or there, unintimidated ready to
other can workout at the AC for free activities. the sex (who, have a time! you going to opposite you say?). great
A to fit and have (not including any intramurals, aero- great way get bic fun to at programs, etc.)? The pool, the work out is join aerobics or cycling
all of the cardio the AC. I'm this weight room, equip- not just saying Adventures of a Boozehound the because I ment, squash courts and the gym every day am an aerobics instructor are all available to students. because not or 1 am sporty in any
First, let an either. Ask me say as experi- you might as way any of the people Oatmeal Cookie enced 'gym-goer' and aerobics who attend classes. Yes guys, here's 1 part Baileys Irish Cream
to to know the instructor, you're never going stick well like it. a great way get to 1 part Goldschlager with a program or activity if Laurier ladies. If you're not coordi- you 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps don't like it. No matter what nated at all your or are sick of grapevines the and Layer with Schapps on the bottom, then Goldschlager friends what the health The AC hits trained stall'who will and marches, then some of the say, maga- try then the Irish Cream.
what Fit zines say or your mom says, if take you through the machines and boxing classes or the Cycle class-
don't like it, it won't work for stall for small Both full you you up on a program a es. are amazing workouts, Pie Apple s fee of sweat and "' you. ($20.00). They'll even monitor power! Please note that / 1/2 oz. Apple Schnapps 11/// ,A\o' Choose The attend an activity you enjoy. your progress to see how you are lik- to aerobic or cycling classes, 1/2 oz. Vodka jbv O to do more willing you are an activi- ing your program. The AC hours can an extra cost applies. It's a great deal 1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice J /wtf/M Sw ty, the more willing are to work fit in to everyone's schedule. You compared to other clubs in the you city. dash of Powdered Cinnamon I \/ /)\J it! hard and enjoy You'll stick with it even have enough time to work out Make sure or you'll have 1 you register Shake with ice and strain into M
and feel about before out to $5.00 class. longer good your going on Thursday nights. pay per shot a glass. Y»» -gss=| ,j The AC schedule is as follows: Have I made feel progress. you more com-
- Have fun!! do in Monday Thursday 7:OOAM - fortable still intimidated People enough yet? Are you Girl Scout Cookie *" their lives don't like 12 roll sleeves and fit? It's II they to do, so midnight to J up your get 3/4oz. Peppermint Schnapps
the 7:OOAM -10:00 "" why add one more activity to Friday PM okay to be intimidated, but you'll 1/2 oz. Coffee Liquer www w
- have to do list? If are going to Saturday 9:00 AM 6:00 PM never get over it if don't try. Let you you 3 oz. Half & Half
12 -12 share with work out day, might as Sunday noon midnight me somewhat of a every you you Shake with ice and serve over the well like it and have a good time Perhaps gym or the weight personal success story. Perhaps it The Cord Weekly Wednesday, September 29, 1999 Student Life • 13
Mr. Romance is a heart stopper
vious learn in Continued from the Cover relationship to love off this round. Like all other pag-
again?" eants, this one ended with the win-
His have been chosen of Harvey portrayed a cowboy type response mast ners being and, over
Wild Wild he wonderful character (think West type great because got a course Harvey Stables won first
ensemble). While in costume the round of applause. The last and final place.
round of participants were asked a question the pageant entailed the By winning this competition,
by a member of Stables is guaran-
the audience. teed to model for a
from cover for a The ques- Everyone CKCO-TV to
tions were unre- Kensington Press
book hearsed and i Maclean's magazine is ask- and full cover- meant to about his were age partic-
give the contest- ing for an interview. ipation in the com- O the ants the oppor- petition in
eontestant.s to as a December of tunity to show their romantic sides. post; they would Issue Romantic Times
book Stables' question went something cover with a female model in a Magazine. The magazine, founded
"How seduction an American entre- like this, would you make a vampire scene. by Kathryn Falk,
had Yet blew socks is available woman who been hurt in a pre- again Harvey their penner, only at (Chapter's
bookstores.
The fact Stables won this pageant
means lie has had odors from news
media - everyone from CKCO-TV to
Maclean's magazine is asking for an
interview.
The news media has not been the
only one to come knocking at
Harvey's door. The modeling indus-
try has also been interested in the
stuednt as well.
He from has gotten offers across PHOTO North America to model. Movie and
television offers have also been dis-
cussed since Harvey won the contest COURTESY little than week a more a ago. other related events locally until he will be happy just, "...having fun However, Stables Is interested in finishes his degree. with it and letting it take him for a finishing school. He will be done in this ride." This who Although experience has is one guy is definite- PHOTO December and then he will see changed Stables' life considerably, ly going to make sure he enjoys what
where he can go from there. He he knows be short ride. he has with his it may a gained, especially hopes to do some modelling and COURTESY One thing he is certain about is he family and friends.
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A cadernie institutions are not merely centers of higher education. For many students, university broadens the range of options in life - options for employment, options for enlightenment, options for relating to other people. How a university represents these options for women, through the environment it fosters, is directly related to its female faculty. The issue of gender equity in fac .... ulty is currently being faced by c;--:v____ .. ~~~(ill@~ U© ~ITU~occil®U' Wtlfrid Laurier administration. This Does a professor's gender summer the university posted a con matter? troversial advertisement for a female psychology professor. In order to rec Is it the responsibility of tifY a "gender imbalance" within the universities to provide department, WLU administrators positive female role models? chose to overtly state they were only interested in hiring women. Should universities hire more · The conscious effort to hire women to correct historic women, whether overtly or covertly, gender imbalances? is common at the majority of Canadian universities. For the pur Do employment equity hiring pose of policy implementation, the practices necessarily result in issue is not whether women have less-qualified professors? been discriminated against, either covertly or overtly in the past, but Should intentionally hiring should an applicant's gender be con women be done overtly or sidered significant in hiring process covertly? es of the present...... ___,. ,.___ ::E The place of gender in academic 0 ... -----· ""u.. hiring does not only affect potential z LLJ professors. A lack of female profes -- ~ sors also means a lack of female role ~------~~ Women began to make impor- Canada. In 1907, the Ontario In order to better analyse this models and mentors for the increas tant strides at the end of the 19th University Act, which proclaimed issue. one should look at some rele ing number of female university stu century, led by a movement in women would no longer be disad- vant statistics: dents. As barriers to post-secondary Germany calling for higher educa- vantaged with respect to higher edu- • 52 per cent of all undergraduates education for women have been tion for women. This movement cation in Ontario, signified the begin- in Canada are fe-male and 48 per removed, have barriers to teaching at the post-secondary level also been swept through ------cent are male. Europe to Britain, • 12 per cent of taken down? HISTORIC DISCRIMINATION ~~t~::~dad~ Fifty-two per cent of all ~:::ia:dm:~~ Historically, women have had are limited access to higher education, ~;::~i;,t ~~: undergraduate students :~::~. beginning with the papal decree in Oark Murray be- in Canada are female. . Since 1931, the 1225 banning women entry into uni gan a 12-year bat- number of female versities. The males have been able tie with the plinci------university profes determine all aspects of life and pal of McGill, Dr. J.M. Dawson. Not ning of the end of the political battle. sors in Canada has remained on activity in universities. Even in those until Dawson's death did McGill open . While women have made impor average around 20 per cent. few institutions where women were its doors to women. tant strides of inclusion as students, • In 1997, seven per cent of the 91 included, the dominant point of view The acceptance of women in aca "proper" gender representation as presidential chairs of all Canadian remained male. demic institutions spread throughout faculty members has yet to be seen. CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE The Cord Weekly Wednesday, September 29, 1999 Feature • 15
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CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS PAGE points out that many female students This has happened in the past, "There are enough women out academic institutions were filled by bring traditional ideas and aspira- according to Brock University philos- there that are qualified," says women. tions influenced by a lack of female ophy professor Murray Miles, who Seligman. "It is unnecessary to role models. "If they leave with them says less qualified women have been exclude men from the hiring ARGUMENTS FOR INCLUSION unaltered," says Blackwell, "the uni- hired instead of more qualified men. process." At the University of Patricia Hughes. a professor of versity is not doing its job of encour- This process systematically elimi- Western Ontario, 24 per cent of the law at thfl University of New aging students to consider the full nates visible minorities and the dis- applicant pool were composed of Bnmswick, sees the issue of hiring range of avenues women. Of that 24 female academics in tenns of free speech. In her article Ensuring Our open to them." Th · f h • • · per cent, 40 per The issue of f cent were hired as 'Vocal Presence' in the Classroom: e 1 S S U e 0 1 1 fl g Considerations of a Complex Task, gender should f 1 d • • 1 members of facul- also be considered ty without system- she says free speech asswnes we em a e a c a em 1c s 1s a s 0 since the average • atically excluding have as our goal a free exchange of f f h numberofwomen , men. ideas. This cannot occur if a particu an ISSUe 0 ree speec . professors has _._-,_·------Obviously, lar group is summarily excluded remained virtually the same since abled from competing on equal women are already being hired dis from getting its viewpoint across. the 1930s. If institutions are content tenns with women. According to proportionately without excluding According to Hughes. we must on maintaining current hiring prac Miles, this will continue to occur if men. It is not constructive to elimi recognize people are not "neutral"; tices, gender disparity will continue. academic institutions pursue their nate men from the hiring process people are not without views about present course of action. while women are already being the way the world should look. If an ARGUMENTS AGAINST According to Oive Seligman, a hired. effort is not made to include a partie- INCLUSION social science professor at the If the Ontario Human Rights ular group, their unique views and Many arguments exist again-st University of Western Ontario, the Code explicitly prohibits discrimina perspectives will be missing. employment equity elimination of men from the hiring tion based on gender, why do aca The system- practices, such as process is perverse- it is contrary to demic institutions find it appropriate atic inc~usi~n of w e c ann 0 t those. being used by what our beliefS and our ideals are to violate the law, even if its inten- women m higher Laurier. For as Canadians. tions are noble? ~ education will 1 • instance, rectifying ~ also improve the c a 1m gender disparities ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 0 academic excel- 1" t · f in academic facul-' lence of post-sec- e q u a 1 y 1 ties by making a Psychology hiring at Laurier ondary institu- t 1 conscious effort to ~ In July, Williid Laurier University posted an electronic vice-president: academic, in a letter to the Globe and :::E tions. The excel- w e 0 v e r y hire only women ~ advertisement for a tenure-track position in development Mail. The advertisement was placed using Section 14 of u.. lence of a partie- . 1 d e runs contrary to a war institution eX C U e 0 ll program of equa!i- psychology. Such a posting would have gone largely the Onta.Jio Hwnan Rights Code which permits such hir unnoticed by local, provincial and national media if it had ing in the case of historical discrimination. comes into ques- ty. Efforts to include tion if it neglects g r 0 u p . those who have not been for one thing: Laurier is only Dr. Oive Seligman, a psychology considering women for the position. professor at the University of Western the 52 percent of been historically the student body that is female or if excluded often result in discrimina Laurier's psychology department La uri e r ' s Ontario, says the advertisement actu- it continues to provide negative, gen- tion against th-e dominant group, in has 22 tenured and tenure-track facul- ally violates the province's Hwnan der-inappropriate role models and this case male academics. ty members, 18 of which are men. p S y C h 0 10 g y Rights Code since it amounts to sex Women make up per cent of under- discrimination. In August, Seligman mentors to its students and to socie- 'This is, after all, an issue of equal- 75 graduate and 80 per cent of graduate a the ty. ity. W cannot claim to be treating h i ri n g h a s sub~tted fo~al compl~t ~ of psychology students, but only 18 per · Ontario Hwnan Rights CormrllSSIOn. As Judith Blackwell points out in people equally if we overtly exclude the book Illusion of Inclusion: the traditionally dominant group. cent of~ychology facul~. . 1e ad t 0 a . Laurier's psychology hiring situa- Looking at the uruvers1ty as a · tion has lead to a great deal of debate • Women in Post-Secondary The importance of merit should Education, "women's understand- also be considered. Often, in our whole, 32 per cent of the 289 faculty g f e at d e a 1 in media across the country. Should members are female. Fifty-five percent · Laurier be praised for its honesty and ing of the value of an undergraduate haste to rectifY the situation, we fail degree, and their educational and to consider academic excellence of undergraduates and 66 per cent of 0 f deb a t e openness since many universities pre- graduate students are female. • fer to hire women covertly? How will career aspirations in general, may may suffer as a result. If gender is be influenced by lifelong exposure to the most important factor in the hir According to Angelo Santi, chair of this hiring affect the quality of faculty undergraduate psychology, Laurier's hiring practices in at the university and the reputation of the woman hired attitudes that slot women into partie- ing process, systematically excluding this case are meant to address the "gender imbalance" for the position? Should the needs of female students ular roles in life." men from the process of hiring within the department. take precedent over the rights of male applicants? An associate professor of sociolo- reduces the field of qualified candi gy at Brock University, Blackwell dates. Laurier "took extensive legal advice before approving Should such employment equity practices be pitched a special program in psychology," said Rowland Smith, altogether? Sports 16
Football Hawks sack Mac
Matthew Cade tion for the Marauders when, time
after time, he put the ball in the end
To paraphrase Ralph Kiner. "Two- zone on each kickoff.
thirds of the earth is covered for the by As defense, play was as it
the other one-third water; is covered has been all season long.
the defense." by Laurier Interceptions were made by Kojo
The Golden Hawk D was solid Millington, Dewayne Cameron,
once again this past weekend mak- Donnie Ruiz and David Agro, who
ing a season high four interceptions, would have had another had the
as well as and forcing recovering two play notbeen called back on a I lawk
Marauder fumbles as they mostly penalty. Frio Schwab finished with
embarrassed their higher ranked 1.5 sacks and Terrence Murray had
opponents. six tackles in helping the D shut
The story on this busy and hot down McM aster.
Homecoming weekend, however, One significant hole in Mac's line-
was the offense. The Hawks com- the absence, lip on Saturday was of
pletely dominated Mac's defenders 1998 s OUA MVP quarterback Ben
r as coasted >3-27 Of they to a , victory. Chapdelaine. course, quarter-
Quarterback Adam Lane completed back's aren't much help on defease.
8 of 20 and for passes threw 221 The Hawks travel to London next
and 3 yards touchdowns. week to face Western. It will be a
"We with Adam's were pleased game to decide first place in theOUA
said head CHERRY day," coach Hick Zmich. West as both teams are 3-0 going
"He's getting more and more com- into the contest. fortable with the offense and is CHRISTINE Before then, coach Zmich will with improving every game." look to improve his team's returning Before the end of the the stood in 22 quarter, definitely out my mind." handed catch on a yard touch- Lane's longest completion was a game; but otherwise plaas on taking Hawks had increased their margin In the third quarter, Talbotscored down. Five minutes later, Jon Low 61 TO wide yard pass to receiver the Mustangs in stride. another seven after his second touchdown of the in by points game ran a 39 yard score right at the Andre Talbot, who continued his "The guys are focused," said Praamsma in his second touch- another ran on big play. With the score end of the third quarter. Laurier's excellent play this weekend with five Zmich. "Often teams wilJ beat them-
down of the - his in game longest run of 24-13 favour of the Hawks and the only fourth TO came from for 171 and quarter receptions yards two selves when they have to play the beautiful day, a Roh a n touchdowns. who leads Talbot, the against Western. We want to be able 48 yard score. He Thompson, who Hawks in each of those categories, to erase all mental errors and ensure would finish with "Adam had lot of a recovered a fum- was named both player of the game that we cut down on controllable 69 yards on 12 car- ble and returned and male athlete of the week. and mistakes (ie offside penalties). ries. protection of it nine yards for On 1-aurier's first drive plenty of the "We want to be thinking small Players who the final points of the 1 lawks went for it on third game, holes plays. We have a few guys that will might sometimes were created..." the day. down from Mac's one yard line and turn small plays into big plays, but unnoticed the go by Th e runni back Justin Praamsma ran lg mostly we just want to be thinking fans, but who certainly deserve Marauders sneaking back into the special teams continued their it for the first great- in score of the game. first downs, first downs, first downs." much credit for how well the offense game, lane hit his favourite target ness against McMaster as punter Ed Just minutes later, WLU prevented So the Hawks will face their the weekend those for a 55 and comfort- Becker performed on are yard score a averaged 50 yards a punt Mac. from their own end escaping biggest challenge yet this season. on the ofl'eusive line. able 31-13 lead. and John Katsaouni and placekicker on the first of the The is play ensuing funny thing, though, every "The O-line played very well," The List three Laurier touch- remained perfect for the season put- drive Lane connected with Talbot for week we say that, and every week said Zmich. "Adam had lot of downs a pro- came from three different ting his one field goal opportunity his 61 yard Tl). Talbot flat out the Hawks end for just up looking some- tection and of holes cre- plenty were sources, all on great plays. Receiver ill rough the uprights. Also, he con- beat his man deep. one better to play. ated for the I Stables made fantastic running game. They larvey a one- sistently gift wrapped poor lield posi- High hopes for Men's volleyball
Todd Dougherty be ignored. Deservedly, he has been
named captain this season by coach
The 1999 season for the men's vol- Pavan.
looks Ted leyball team to be a continua- Kern (2nd year) will start tion of the 98/99 season. The Hawks alongside Orth at left-side, and will should be a lock for a playoff berth, have to shoulder more of an offen- but will be to sive loadwith a of hard-pressed challenge year varsity expe-
Western for top spot in the OUA West rience under his belt.
division. L of W transfer Mark Gatto (a
The Hawks welcome the addition graduate of volleyball powerhouse of two key transfers, but will miss the Forest Heights Collegiate), should
of have an presence Ryan Brown and Lucas impact at the setting position
Snider. once he works off the rust he accu-
Brown mulated was an important factor while taking a yearoff from in the middle and one of the conn- play at the varsity level.
dominant when he Gatto's try's player's was durability might be a the top of his game (which was problem as he has had some serious HARDING whenever he felt like it). Snider was difficulties with both shoulders in the
reliable a contributor at left-side. past year. If Gatto's health does
It become will be left to Ryan Boekhorst an issue, the Hawks do have (■CATHERINE and Rob Chambers at the (3rd year) (2nd depth setting position as third
and see how it from in the than Fans of to fill the hole left 7pm) goes league originally expect- can get an early preview year) in the middle year player Matt Ritchie (another said who there," Reimer, is in his sec- ed," said captain Kelsey Orth. the Hawks and their competition this by Brown's departure. Coach Paul F.H.C.I. grad) is very capable of han-
ond of When will benefit from the tour- Pavan will look fourth the year eligibility. healthy, "McMaster weekendas they host their own to year dling setting responsibilities.
Reimer will be needed to take on a return of three experienced players, nament at the A.C. The OUA has London native Doug Waters at If the 1 lawks are to challenge deal ol' the offensive and for great load, including Laurier grad (and adopted some new rules that have Libero to pick up backcourt defense Western top spot in the West, perenni- should make transfer up for the loss of al OUA all-star) Kevin Shonk, who is been in place at the international for both teßoekhorst and Chambers. Mark Reimer (Quincy) will Brown. have be Reimer pursuing a Masters in Ornithology level for the past year, so go and Waterloo Collegiate graduate to healthy. is cur- The remainderof the Hawk s ros- (the study of birds). Windsor could check it out. Kelsey Orth will be counted on to rently suffering from plantar fascitis
ter consists of mostly lirst play- also be a team to be reckoned with Look in next week's Cord for a lead the team the his foot his status is year on court in (a problem), so ques- ofwho ers, some will be looked upon as it has been rumoured that OUA preview of the 1999 Lady Hawks, fourth year with the Hawks. Orth tionable.
later in the year to conribute in spot all-stars Jamie Gravelle and Neils who Western for the be small but "I'm to it on may challenge may in stature, his going try Wednesday
roles. Rock return for their fifth division tide in this 1999/2000 sea- experience at the varsity level cannot (exhibition game vs. York at WLU; may year 'There is going to be more parity of eligibility." son. • The Cord Weekly Wednesday, September 29, 1999 Sports 17
Tennis
This Sat. Oct. 2 McGill vs. and Western Laurier kicks balls
Week In Swimming Woodie Brown Wed. Oct (> Waterloo
Sports The men's and women's soccer
into teams went their games on
Wo men's Rngbv Saturday with opposite records and
with results. Wed. Sept. 29 C
Sat, Oct.. 2 (<* KMC. 3 Scores Surprisingly, the men's team, which pm
was number one in the country
Baseball Men's Rugby going into the game, lost. In contrast,
l.aurier 4. McMaster ;> Sat. Oct. 2 Toronto, Ipm the girl's team played a great game Laurier S : 7, McMaster to beat the #4 ranked Marauders.
Record: 0-1 3 Men's Volleyball
29 The had Wed. Sept. @ York, 8 pm McMaster men only one
Women's Soccer win all season and the Hawks were
Laurier 3, McMaster 2 Volleyball confident of a victor}'. Coach Harry
Record: 1-3-1 Pri. Oct. 1-SaL Oct, 2 Men's McLean said the team was "over- KUFRIFR and Women's WLU Invitational confident going into the game, and Men's Soccer believed that no matter what, they /.ARTIN
I lurier 0 MtMast) r { Women's I.an se would come out with a win." beat last He believes the start of the second hall' to knot l-l Western year. 6 : ' : \ Recoi d: 3 The did Thurs. SepL 30 vs. Guelph, team simply not play up "I that it'they play at their top level in all the gamo at two. was a little nerv- to their pm potential. They played poor- areas of their should ous about our breakdown after the Women's game, they pull Sun i)(t 3 (a ( Rugby ly and did not show the same char- but the sh< >wed out a firsthalf, girls a great l.aurier 50 victory. ?Ste @ 0. .«< i.ph acter that them to lirst -> VS \S '51 got place. back As as the deal of character and came Record: 0-3 surprising uninspiring MacMaster and ener- => vs. McM&ster @ 3 pm was a young admitted The play of the men's learn was, the strong," McLean. getic team that played a strong game
women a Golden Hawks scored the Men's played very spirited game winning Soccer Rugby to beat the Hawks. The. Marauders
for their first win of the The and a to hold l.aurier York 0 year. goal, played tight game 19, scored minutes into the first half Fti Oct 1 vs. Western.' 30 team has started the season without on to the lead. Record: 1-2 on a kick that was the result Women 2 and said that with seven sive to shut down Laurier 7, McMaster (» victory game completely @ Western, the season, and left them with a Sal. Oct 2 2 pm best ofi'easive left the team was much one of the players in Laurier 10, Brock 12 games very record of 3-1-1. The only positive still in the the It overall Record: 1-1 playoff picture. province. was a great Baseball note of the game, said McLean, was "We are going to get several play- effort by the team to produce an that "it was a time to lose. This : Sun. Oct. 3 vs. Waterloo good back from and we moral Men's ers injury, are important victory. Lacrosse loss should show them that they to a of teams that The women also play Western Laurier 16, York 11 going play couple Golf have to play hard all of the time." we lost to but that we. can this and are in for another Record: 3-0 already, Friday, Mon. (k:t 4-Tue. Oct 5 They will have to play tough this beat with a healthy team;" said tough game. Western were hist OVA Finals week when they play the new num- McLean. year's Ontario Champions. With the ber one team, and defending cham- The girls played strong and returning starters and the confi- pions, Western. Coach McLean Is lead dence of the McMaster the jumped out to an early 2-0 in win, girls positive about the team's future and the first half. But McMaster was not should be able to get back into the added l aurier was the only team to finished. They scored two goals at playoff picture. GoodLife fitness-top clubs in the world 20™ ANNIVERSARY STUDENT SPECIAL ,-m s HAIR LOSS? 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Other and some restrictions may apply. memberships • 18 Sports Wednesday, September 29, 1999 The Cord Weekly Better games ahead for lacrosse spread out and for the second day in a row was assist from Josh Black, who finished with live the led by DeSouza who, along with Vanessa goals on day. Cowlen, scored three times. Carr put in two Other notable offensive performances wore goals, and Hrin McKlhone and Mel VVelwood turned in by Chris Oke and Paul Rich tor who each had one. each scored a hat trick. Equally impressive was The Hawks showed some fire by coming Collin Doyle who, despite playing most of the 8-4 halftime deficit tie it under double still back from an to up at game coverage, managed to 10 in the fourth quarter. But Brock was simply finish with a goal and four assists. scored of York made their concerted effort too much, and they a couple quick most at a goals in the final frame to put the match out of comeback in the third quarter when they reach. scored four quick goals at the beginning of the "Considering how much Brock has second half. back when improved, I was happy with the way we "They battled right we thought played," said coach Orth. "We made some we had them," said Horlings. "We got sloppy of inexperienced and early season kinds and lost some intensity. But we fought them off and have few work and controlled the ball in the fourth ; errors, we a things to on. just quar- ! But we did well. ter. You can't score without the ball." KUEBLER ) Goaltender Karl solid : "As well, we had to play Mac without EmUy Lippe was as in the like is Ontario team's first and fac- MARTIN; Watson, who, Bomberry an sen- two games was definitely a member. That could have from his defen- ; ior provincial team tor. He was given plenty of help Matt Cade scored four on the to her team to way leading proven a very intimidating situation, but the sive core, who kept York's best player con- Christa Haskins and Palumbo victory. Sandy girls played tough and didn't allow that to hap- tained and only allowed him a pair of goals. The hairier women's lacrosse team rounded out the Hawks offensive two with thatwin." "We'knew he there began scoring pen. I was happy was primary weapon," their season over the weekend and 1 splitting a pair goals goal, respectively. The Hawks open at home this Thursday, said Horlings of Jackson. "We were able to take of the evenly-matched McMaster Defensively, women were at Stadium his routes and the did games against impressive, September 30, University as they away passing D a great and the Brock, with 1-1 record. The especially during final few minutes of the host at After opening a Guelph 6 pm. the first weekendof job of stripping the ball from him." Golden Hawks defeated the Marauders 'That first didn't end with 7-6 game. game us scor- results indicate it should be bal- The team this weekend play, a very plays again on and fell short the a goal," commented Orth. "Instead we anced just against Badgers, losing ing league as nearly every game played was Saturday at Toronto. The game should be a 12-10 on a couple of goals scored late in the played great defense and on for the win." hung close. The game looks to be an exciting one. good one as the teams have played quite a bit fourth An outstanding individual performance quarter. in the recent past and at the beginning of the "The turned McMaster was a bit of a was in by Carr who the game against Megan guarded Men's Lacrosse season were quite close in the rankings, see-saw battle, coach Orth said. "It Marauders' best an in Lynn was player, Crystal Bomberry, Another impressive outing was turned Toronto only one spot in front of them. As of tied at halfand close all the Neither team Ontario senior provincial team member. For this weekend Laurier's this the way. by men s lacrosse team weekend, though, WLU was at top of her was ever by more than 2 pains, Carr was awarded with ofthe up goals." player as they extended their undefeated season with the league currently tied for first. Rankings be The offense came from honours. primarily Meghan game a .win over the York Yeomen, 16-11. damned. DeSouza, who last finished sixth in the efforts were noble but year Sundays again "That's probably the highest raiiked team OUA West Division She scored not defeat the much scoring. more proved quite enough to we'll play all season," captain Wes Horlings Athletes of the Week than half her Brock The team's on as she improved squad. was said of the third ranked goals Saturday scoring Yeomen. "In the years I've played at Laurier, we've Melanie Wltzell - Women's Soccer never beaten them. But they Metanie made a huge impact in the I lawks underestimated us, and we 3-2 victory over the McMasler Marauders. put them on their heels Witli the two goals, including game winner, early." Witzel! now lends the Hawks in goal scoring The Hawks certainly did for the season. take advantage of their opponents' overconfidence. Andre Talbot - Men's Football By the end of the first quar- .Andre had of the best game his Golden ter, they had taken a 6-0 lead Hawk career this Saturday against McMaster. and never looked back. 1 ° It led the for the Hawks with nny' way offensively y GamoV^° i j Included in that quick start "AflM* 5 catches for 171 and 2 touchdowns in c yards j were three goals and an Jaurier's 53-27 Place Centre, Waterloo win over the Marauders. V \\3oWestmount Shopping ph.lsi9J 884-8558 Waterloo has needed a joint like this! 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'til 2am) Home 0f... jarrett smsth MIKE MORREALE, MIKE O'SHEA, PAUL MASOTTI,VAL ST.GERMAIN, MIKE jM VANDERJAGT, JOANNE MALLAR, STEVE STAIOS and DONOVAN BAILEY J ■I mks 8 Hamilton, Barrie, Waterloo oKSd Burlington, Oak*k. | • The Cord Weekly Wednesday, September 29, 1999 Sports 19 The new Golf Toughing you up Ricci r for Fran Angela Puddicombe Since, then the club has been run- entire year, (only $2, > returning Laurier then travelled to the more members}, how often ning smoothly, and more and you decide you headed to the Cutten Club Golden Hawks in Guelph for the Guelph women, like to attend. The 1 aurier has a Boxing Oub? Yes, it's students, both men and would of Sunningdale Golf and Imitational on Monday. The Hawk who would like to is greens true. 1.aurier does have its own box- have been joining. This year, how- Anyone join Club in London on golfers finished the tied for third and Country Friday day ing club, and it just happens to be the ever, we realized nut very many peo- welcome, no experience is nec- for the Western Invitational. The place. run only university in Ontario with one. ple are aware of this amazing, tun, essary. The instructors wili you the with sixth team ended day a club. all tin- basic, footwork and Be proud Laurier: we know how to get~you~t.ough-and-in~shape through Team finish. Results We it needs to become ama- place properly kick someone's ass. decided a little more .skills required an Guelph 300 fn 1949, boxing clubs were out- recognition. teur: boxer. Team Results Western 303 vent ail The club and lawed and removed from all univer- Boxing is a period, way to runs every Tuesday 314 Ixaurier 307 from and 1) Guelph sities because boxing standards at of your frustrations, either by punch- Thursday night, 7-S:3oprn 2) Ottawa 315 the s!@t out of; he even- then from at the lime made the powers that bo ing bags, or 8:30-1.0pm University Western "A" 315 Other Laurier scores believe else in Stadium. if cannot, 3) it was not an appropriate col- tually sparing with someone However, anyone 320 Derek Churchill-Smith 77 6) Laurier legiate sport. In 1992, former the club. It is also a great way to get or does not want-to become a boxen Nathan Brooks 77 than welcome Wilfrid I,aurier student, Don in shape. they arc more to par- Best Finishes I lolborn 80 Club members in the club will Andy Courtemanehe, began it) petition to can practice as ticipate special events 77 Jim Zwolak 82 - Jim Zwolock six hours week, gel h boxing club back at burner. In much as a or as lit- be putting on this year. - Holborn 78 tle one-and-a-half hours week. this week Andy 1995, he successfully did so, as a Hope to see you at the For the low price of $40 for the stadium. True bounce Fran Ricci McLeod played great, hard hitting Rugby tennis and won her match 6-4, 6-4. weekend in Francesca Ricci used lot of After a tough Hamilton, a Matt Cade and win her the girls came back ready and patience consistency to rearm* to face Queen's and York at match 6-1, 6-0. In the last match of This weekend the Laurier the National the day, the girls mens rugby team hosted Tennis Centre. pulled together to the York Yeomen for their The team was cheer on Megan third game of the season. able to play on McMutry. The match, played at Her match courts with a was Waterloo Collegiate, was "true" bounce 12" * filled with long, 1 1 1 1 * I controlled entirely by the and level ground, tilled with exciting rallies, Hawks, who shut out their unlike the courts which ended in a I 19-0. here at home. 011 2 draw. Each mem- opponents o HARDING WLU faces off the Queen's, the. ber of the team against Toronto best team in the exciting played outstand- University of this o tennis and are 2. province, was no ing KATHERINE Saturday, October match for the looking forward to Hawks. The girls kicking it up one redeemed themselves by playing more notch next week against solid, aggressive tennis against York, Western and McGill. They will be last years #4 team. playing at Doon Racquet Club in Fourth Kitchener at year student, Heather 9:00p.m. Do and friends have what it takes t0... you your KEYSTONES ON GO Start your own Fraternity? ATA SALEWEEKNEXT I 1 JL I 1 WilfridLaurier's Nlgr Newest Fraternity! Budweiser. KING OF BEEB8. The International Fraternity ofDelta Tau Delta is looking for S Founding Fathers. Andre Talbot Those men selected will combine a rich tradition with a brand new direction and brotherhood at Wilfrid Laurier. Player of the Game Dell North America Being a ensures membership in one of s most active and progressive fraternities. Andre Talbot, a third year wide receiver, has been the Hawks offense all This weekend go-to man on year. past against Talbot had the Hawk McMaster, best game of his Golden career. The Oshawa, Ontario native had 5 receptions for 171 and yards receiving 2 touchdowns, including a 61 yard bomb from quarteback Adam Lane. has scored touchdown season He a in every game tliis and wentinto the game against McMaster fourth in theCIAU in Talbot of the receiving yards. has been one biggest rea- sons that the Hawks are off to a 3-0 start. 111 j a&lffM ;:|llilp|B 11 BB&immm&si^}flw>>>w™&SßggBg2gS!KgWz&si^ig^^ 1:111*1 HUB' /Mm I I^MBMH^H^BBWI^te^MIMB lip -;;lltti^M ..-. 112 af, . _ ■ * .TIZrfHM ' ' m&> , N„ ; .. ~...,. s : »■w^m^W'imMtmm^^^^^^m^mmMSlmmim^S^M s BmraWBßßßira&: . , :'.-. : w/a< .. k Wsbs&m x -:^ Ifew *» - / / v '-• '-• '•' <; ■-''XOZ ; 'sac,' /.' • ' '/•'"* r ■;•/•'r^"'': 1 " , '•"•V -. "' .• 'i"7 "- ".- \ ■- v/ .- .-•■ „>"" \ -" "... .:■■>■•■". ■/ ;', --■. ■.■ _ :--. ■ '' ', ■■ ; . - ' ' .. / . .' • , •';- . ... . -, ' ' -. ■ ■■'__■ ■ ■~ - _;.' ' _ ';. . ' - ■' ' , . ■ r - -v""'...■ '■"'''- 1' . •. • Motors TD Bank licensed *TD Bank and GM licensed of Marks. 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McFadden Chief Returning Officer £fir j? /-/ A ii© at 884-0710 ext. 3335 I I S VOTE Oct. 20/99 !I~ Entertainment 22 Whole Iotta Shakespeare endoes and comments peppering momentum that it seemed strange to the script. stop. Intermission followed, and Th~begins with a rendition while it felt .long, th~ of the classic tragedy, Romeo and simply eager to sec ~hat the second Juliet. David Tompa was ravishing as act would deliver. Juliet. and Dylan Roberts gave us a After some major scene changes, girly-man Romeo . . One could not the actors returned to dedicate the help but be touched by the slow second act to perhaps the greatest of motion meeting of the two lovers, Shakespeare's works, Hamlet. especially when accompanied by "I Randy Johnston played the prince of Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Denmark, accompanied by a skull Boys. that spoke back to him any words Throughout the shortened ver- that he said. sion of this tale, the actors play with Dylan Roberts took on the part of the language and, occasionally step a doddering Polonius and the bitter out of character to make comments brother of Ophelia. David Tompa sin and poke fun. Some of the charac- gle-handedly played Ophelia, the ters were imper------queen, and the sonations done in The c raft king. the.style of Captain They went on to Kirk, Celine Dion O f a C t · fi g perform Hamlet a and a couple of 1 second time, but Capulet rednecks. b a C k W a f ds faster, and then Next, they again, even faster. moved on to Titus 1 1 To conclude. of Andronicus, the 1 s ru y a course, they did cooking show. We 1 1 1 Hamlet back- won't spoil it for · 0 S a f • wards. The craft you, but two of the ------of acting back- · characters have missing wards is truly a lost art. appendages. Othello became an We hav.e to agree that this show extremely involved but hilarious rap- is the most entertaining piece of the song. atre we have seen in a long time. It The trio continued by summing was great to sit back and laugh with take on the traditional form. slapstick style of the play. The actors DANIEUE FiEu>ER AND up all of the plays about kings. They out letup for two hours. The acting is This play pokes fun at the Bard appeared. tumbled and flew through JENNIFFll SMTm remark that to make Shakespeare a excellent, the timing perfect and the while providing an impressive sur swinging doors and trap doors with little more accessible to a larger audience eats it up. Even those who vey of all the plays, even the ones we amazing timing and precision. lt was with frenzied anticipation we crowd, it needs more sport. They may find Shakespeare dry will laugh haven't heard of. (No one has actual The high-energy performance embarked on a special outing to the then proceed to play a slow motion at the spectacle created. ly read King John. have they?) The had almost a pantomime quality, as Waterloo Stage Theatre on Saturday game of football tht covers Julius Tllis is a wonderful start for this cast is made up of t.l-rree actors who the audience was 'encouraged' to get night. The theatre is now showing Caesar to all the Henrys. season at the Waterloo Stage play all the roles: the very talented involved. This included dragging The Compleat Works of Wllm The comedies of Shakespeare Theatre. If you have the time or the Dylan Roberts, David Tompa and Jennie Smith up on stage to give a Shakspr (Abridged), a medley of are thrown into a blender so to inclination, don't miss this perfor Randy Johnston. All three are very rendition of Ophelia. Shakespeare's complete works speak, and the result is a play read mance of Shakespeare at its best and familiar with the area, and many of The actors impressed with wrapped up into a neat little two- us out by all three actors. The play is a at its funniest. The play runs for the jokes in the play arc exclusive to delightful overacting and constant hour package. _ hybrid of all the stories, and ends up three weeks, on Thursday, Friday, residents of the K-W area. laughs. Many scenes seemed com After spending tireless years being very funny. Saturday, and Sunday nights, as well The play opens with a seemingly pletely improvised, while it was obvi studying Shakespeare at gunpoint in This signaled the end of the fust as afternoon matinees. For show simplistic set that later reveals itself ously all part of the effect. highschool, it is ama7lng we still act, which wa.'> surprising, as the times and ticket information call to contain many hidden doors and Shakespeare would have been have a great love for his many plays. performance had gained such 888-0000. It is, however, nice to see a different other surprises which enhanced the proud- especially of the sexual innu- NUMUS is on the scene with a cello REAGAN HArnE ing in Kitchener", writes Anne-Marie Donovan, So head down to the Maureen Forrester the Artistic Director at NUMUS. Tllis year Recital Hall and groove to the sounds of our What is NUMUS? Some of you may be won- NUMUS focuses on the cello as it looks to 20th alumni. dering this very thing as you pick up the paper. century music. As for the quickly approaching 21st centu NUMUS is an organization featuring new For the music buflS and persons interested, ry, NUMUS is holding a festival with special music by both Canadian and international a concert will be held on Friday, October 1st. guest George Crumb, a very talented American composers. It also focuses ------beginning at 8pm. It will take composer. Musical highlights from Canadian on certain performers and place at the Theatre of the master, the late Harry Somers, will be per ensembles in the area. Arts. Modem Languages formed as well. 1bis event promises to be excit Peter Hatch, composer, . T h i s e v e n t Building, at the University of ing, so keep it in mind. is the man behind the Waterloo. · Apart from the music, NUMUS also has machine and has been f O ffi 1 S e S tO Noted cellist Paul Pulford, education and outreach programs that are put since 1985 when he found P will be gracing the masses in place for people of all ages. They encourage ed NUMUS. The group has . e eX Cit ill g , with his music that evening. participation in these from citizens in the com since released a CD titiled b The featured visual artist of munity. "Mildred's Thoughts," which • t the night is wood turner 1bis group of musicians are well-known in premieres Hatch's music. S'- 0 keeP 1 Gordon Dunphy. The concert the K-W area and have support from the ~ They are currently working · d is called "I Cello", and it will Canadian Council for the Arts, The City of on releasing a second CD in 1 n m 1 n . be very entertaining for any Waterloo, the SOCAN foundation, and the the near future. who enjoy music. Ontario Arts Council. Aside from COs. there ------ NUMUS has not forgotten Even with these supporters, NUMUS are fascinating visits by guest composers, an Wilfrid Laurier and will be entertaining us on encourages the students of WLU to take part informative miniature new music journal, Friday, November 12th at 8pm. This evening, and to lend their support. We hope to see you many multi-media events, and Music Theatre. entitled "Laurier's offSpring" will contain musi out there! The list of events goes on, so make sure you are cal contributions from some of WLU's presti kept updated. gious graduates. Reagan is writing for us for the first time. She This particular organization has been in It is a special night as this year marks the deseroes points for her hard work and for existence for 15 years and "is alive and thriv- 25th anniversary of Laurier's Faculty of Music. putting up with her don Beth on a daily basis. The Cord Weekly Wednesday, September 29, 1999 Entertainment • 23 Jazz it up, yo We Like Mustard Greg Ferrin They took home the silver medal! Emily Walzak Even more impressive, our choir from Laurier Minor Infraction is Lauriers own was recognized by People like mustard. The fact this Trish vocal Jazz group. It Is comprised of Colter, a jazz specialist, and yellow condiment has its own members the very six sell-directed right now, John Chalmers, leader of the day of national recognition (August and four Auditions Both two guys girls. Mayfield Magnetics jazz group. Ist, for all those who didn't know) earlier in leaders were held September to jazz were extremely leads one to conclude this is some that find the perfect mix ofvoicas to blend impressed Minor Infraction was powerful stuff. Good stuff. The sortof together in this acapella jazz choir. self-directed and they invited the stuff dreams are made of. back to The group, which is currently in group MusicFest this upcom- Well, no, not really. of official not the process becoming an ing year as performers, competi- MustardPlug, on the other hand, tiors. Laurier campus club, practices twice well there's a band to look out for. Minor Infraction, a week, for about three hours. They which was With it's second CD release, "EVIL- various founded in is its have performing opportuni- 1990, coming up on DOERS BEWARE" the six piece ska the 10 and ties throughout year including year anniversary next year band from Grand Rapids, Michigan, the two Laurier Jass Cabarets, private plans are already in making to has the energy and immaturity to have a reunion members parties, intermission performances concert of put on an amazing show. from the ten at other events, and their final con- past years. This group Evildoers should also beware of The choir of musicians is talented and is cert in March. jazz also very Mustard Plug, one of several bands RECORDS "Monster Jam" more sings in a every year slowly becoming recognized on that play on the "Ska Against Racism with Wibbijazzin, the vocal jazz campus so keep your eyes open for Tour" in 1998 with bands like Less at Your This posters of concerts group University. year, coming up! Than Jake and the Toasters. HOPELESS Minor Infraction is hosting the Jam Oh and by the way, they weren't Since 1992, the band has been OF at Laurier. kidding about needing a tenor. If creating and causing a stir in the ska Infraction tenor and in audi- Last year. Minor partic- you're a interested wild of scene, releasing a array ipated in MusicFest, the national tioning for Minor Infraction, call COURTESY tunes, including the band's own ren- vocal jazz festival and competition. Kellly or Kristie at 883-0173. dition of the Verve Pipe's hit single, CD comes, deliriously enough, from the band has out to date. At the same "The Freshman" 1992 was also the a Simpson episode, when Homer time, old jokes and juvenility stillfind A Reminder From their title takes a so he could their into the Friendly year ska-pun album, having disability way lyrics. "Skapocalypse Now!" was released, get a monkey helper. For the love of Mojo, I seeno rea- The WLU Bookstore! causing a snowball effect with all the When the monkey, Mojo, son to miss seeing this band when other ska-pun named bands. becomes sick, Homer types the they perform next Monday, October As part of the "Meet the Author" Their latest release, "Pray for words "pray for Mojo" on his key- 4th, at the Tlrasheteria, in Guelph. Mojo" has been widely approved by board. Despite Ms Simpson refer- Try to make it to see the opening Series, Russell Smith and Jan critics and fans alike. The title of the ence, it is stall the most mature work band, Jersey. Wong will read in the Torque Entertainment is everywhere. room on October sth. Be sure to drop in! Where are You? Cord Office. 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Pin is by sea of it doas the quasi-rap segments (watch out for est Hank has spent his 26 unknown a mediocrity, oppo- the children electric and site. gypsy in dresses, years playing drums, bass, gui- The that makes this they're iasane / 1 hear they live in tar in various punk bands in Atlanta. aspect album different Ls the crematoriums and smoke He that he is a fan of "hard so way they your says There with and likes his music are sequenced. are virtually remains) more serious pas- country" "rough no breaks between the songs and sages about love and other more around the edges." This CD is nei- they often lead right into the next adult themes (your vulgar display ther hard or rough. It is however, almost like live off better than one, a performance. caught me guard / cold, cold boy your average new coun- the Nashville hit This keeps the momentum and with an American heart). Malkmus try offering from up makes the album sound a lot more maintains his vocal style on Terror machine. Pavement bunch kind "Risin' Outlaw" contains 13 unified than just a of similar Twilight, giving it the same of Terror TWilight in of which Sheldon Hank rhythm and groove evident all songs, 4 sounding songs. track on Between the their work. Williams (the III) wrote or co-wrote. Every Pavement seems to be drawing a lot That's better than the vocalist Kerr who Bridges builds on the previous one in Musically, the boys in Pavement a average Melyssa only of mediaattention these days. Two of oft' sounds like Alanis and thank- some before going into its seem to be exploring some new majority of todays country stars yet slightiy way their albums were listed in Spin like Sinead, Sarah, and own direction. There are some directions. Relying far less on heavy weak in comparison to his prolific fully nothing magazine's top 90 albums of the but distortion and hard-core riffs, the grandfather. Hank Sr. not only wrote Ani (talented artists all, already 90s, including their full-length far too Jason Atchinson's new album features a whole slew of the majority of his own material but imitated.) album debut, Slanted And stan- work often stands out as new instruments including, I'm pret- also penned many country guitar Enchanted, at number five. Clearly Folk dards. innovative and eclectic, ty sure, a banjo or two on Jam. delivering in the early to mid nineties Pavement album sounds memorable hooks and melodic The most outstanding tracks are Overall the more the indie-rock epitomized scene, a Hank like Spit On A Stranger, You Arc A light, like Dwight Yoakam than Sr. accompaniment on songs scene that would explode into the and "Just Ann Don't Cry, and Major Leagues with its rockabilly shuffles and its "Formerly Happy" mainstream with the advent of undeni- Another although all of the tracks are really ninety's sheen. The voice is Day." Nirvana and various other guitar- of Whether able That unmistakeable The band does a quite good. you're a sea- though. good job driven I grunge acts. lowever, unlike lonesome Williams' be its with soned Pavement fan or just some- croon can keeping songs interesting so many other of these now-forgot- "On and body interested in something differ- heard on songs like, My Own," thoughtful lyrics periodic tempo ten bands, Pavement has endured I endorse the act of "You're The and From the ent, strongly you Reason," changes. anti-beauty and, unlike Pearl Jam or STP, actual- anthem "Cover Girl" to the purchasing Terror Twilight. 'Thunderstorms and Neon Signs." queen ly gotten better. It's not hard to see that this album questioning "Why must I," this 5 The strengths of Pavement are modem an cre- musical experiments as Ross Bullen has a split agenda: snag the song E.R portrays emerging interesting threefold: Superior musicianship, an this well, such as the slow paced country fans with slick production ativity that will hopefully push opener evolving and adapting sound, and "TheN.S." and the incredible, almost and catchy riffs, while keeping the band to bigger and better tilings. the lyrical genius of frontman Steve old Hank faas interested with that Pinwheel has shown that they anthemic "The Marquee and the Malkmus. On their new record (their of the Moon". haunting, moaning voice that the can successfully avoid one fifth full-length album), Terror this bands - The this album Hanks do so well. It achieves major trappings of younger songs on are very Twilight, these three factors combine result and title of the album goal admirably, especially with the lack of originality. The is an personal, the to make one of the most intriguing album that refers to the two in addition of a grainy 4-track record- interesting pop shows a actually bridges and entertaining alt-rock albums of I the area between them. ing ("Blue Devil") that resembles band full of potential. lalifax and track be tied to their country records of bygone years. Every can expe- GREGG Brent riences in Halifax and their more |%«o' | Hagerman recent ones as a popular band. FAMILYH) -61 Brent Hagerman Between the Bridges almost plays Sloan like a album, covering a lot CHIROPRACTIC concept the Hank 111 Pinwheel Between the Bridges of Sloan's history, present and in Dr. W. James Gregg, D.C their Risin' Outlaw Wish Murderecords last track, "Delivering Maybes", looks be BMI Steve Eyers Studios future. It to an optimistic 4-255 King Street North Sloan's latest effort, Between the one. of (at University) when that Pinwheel is a Waterloo band that continues their trend Just you thought country Bridges, Waterloo, Ontario had Hank Williams' mainstream out a lot of similar Maneesh Sehdev music too many classify themselves as putting sounding N2J 4V2 & Sell V"7 We Buy CD's, 1/J\ ,r> Y~l(^h/t\ PHONE: 885-L I F E K-W Family Medicine (5 4 3 3) Clinic Pharmacy STUDENTS OFF 50% KingSl All major drug plans • Dr Gregg is 1- | - Regma st. WLU Alumni I acceptedr including o> ■ Weber St. • Leave other your 1 WLU plan Chiropractor at home? 65 University E. • Headaches, m o e stress, n Nowfeaturingfair-trade coffeeat neck and back pain Sat 9:3o-4 (University 89Kingst -NorEh. Plaza)'^46-61 33 TTRFWATT BB4-4232 w • fAFF WLU Health Plan covers i_i Chiropractic 1. -LlyJ '"ryjJj vyiYl 10 minute walk from Laurier! 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Rupert ly for more twenty seconds, who something that was once successful Wainwright, directs Stigmata, or else you should have decided to make it successful stands as of new of else. in order to again part a group consume something Image twist. directors like Michael alter tweaks but with a new, contemporary Bay image our sensitivities Newness is on standby; let's dust off (Armageddon) who used to direct and then gets left behind for another of best and it commercials and music videos like this some our garbage use a smorgasbord. Although before someone stumbled and decid- look what suffers is again. may 'real cool,' film ed to let them direct films. the MGM's new Stigmata repre- Hollywood story. Arquette, Byrne and sents a move to take the demonic Jonathan Pryce (Tomorrow Never possession story madepopular in the Dies) all give shallow performances, late sixties and seventies and give it a This is a but it is only because their charac- look. Linda ters hold for new, modern Blair's merely the menu our head doesn't spin (The Exorcist) and movie to be eyes. They lack depth, which Ls the element that would allow no one is pregnant (Rosemary's us to sym- Baby), but many of the same ele- consumed, pathize with them. The also turns out ments are ' there. Frankie Paige movie to be a about the evils within (Patricia Arquettc) Ls a twenty-some- no t story potential the of a thing hairdresser whose eye for style Vatican instead story about Frankie and her demon the film and interior decorating even exem- watched. (if Ls the of her to 1 PHOTO plifies retro, recycling style one consume, guess you may as Much like The Ls well switch stories - world. All of a sudden, she receives Exorcist, Stigmata just just keep FILE full of visual them It almost lacerations that may or really powerful eating!). seems as with its strange may iasulting. Movies for consumption to paint a picture (a story) of of which have reli- kind think not be a case (wounds metaphors, most though these of directors it stigmata basically degrade themselves into eclectic colours. It's just that is sup- connotations. if The that don't need char- mimicking those of Christ's gious However, we story or during any 'cool medleys,' meaning that each posed to bring a new twist to an old had such shot for his crucifixion). Exorcist one every acter depth, since all we're going to this what the scene has to outdo the last as though story and, well, is new Andrew Kieman (Gabriel Byrne) five minutes, then Stigmata has do Ls consume each scene instead of the film was fighting with itself. In twist is. about The overall make the whole a for twenty. film is an film as a something plays priest/scientist working the meantime, characters are the Better Than: Armageddon the Vatican as someone who travels assault on the cortex, with visceral, meaningful. A consumer strong most predictable and flaky people Not As Good As: The Exorcist the world miracles. colour contrasts, and powerful makes for investigating society corresponding could meet on the street. you ever shown for but since societies When he is assigned Frankie's case, images mere seconds, films, consumer It's as though it's assumed that we all "Whether acknowledged or not, vir- then discarded for another suck, shouldn't film's that look bad he is in over his head, and image. all critical discourse of obviously have ADD and as long as the movie tually is part a confusion about the role of the For some people, the 'two-hour MTV enough to eat suck too? his is choppy and distracting, then we'll conversation that begins before the Catholic Church in his life makes his video' feel be But for did well, so may great. Armageddon apparently love it. review starts and continues well those who don't suffer from more difficult (Father Karras, atten- I guess not. alter it's ." If have job Stigmata isn't nearly so insulting over .. you com- tion-deficit disorder, it becomes far My biggest problem with movies e-mail anyone?). as a moshed-up palette like ments or complaints, me at Of Frankie is possessed too much. like Armageddon is that I find them course, Armageddon. Stigmata at least tries mill2s4o@machl. wlu.ca * N (« 1 <; X Leave your mark Ifc in Hollywood. - %&s£& c *- jps* - ?k Jr ,-: -®i ' ' •'* frien rnseltov.-r:. The Grand P-ve incu "'-'HE- |H Yo_ aiid three js co..id be par;y ,in .c.ies , ' "■ r . /jp| y £1.000 sr;encJ"«] money. plus an exclusive Hollywood enmny ;•• = ! shjci'c tour. 112 ' As a seci ■•< id could win lof H Clearnet -lokia tor ies wilt) one local ) , prize, yen I pi year rt For full contest rules forrr www.clearnet.com/student - r 5 airtime. and entry ; | „ . * ,Sr Now for $49.99. 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