Clemson's Guide to Entertainment & the Arts

Volume I, No. 1 Clemson University, Clemson, South Carolina January 20, 1994 Brooks Center Open! tME- OUT

The Gathering

Phridaz page 5

Erik Martin /interim head photographer Cayce Crenshaw practices her flute playing in one of the Brook's Center practice rooms Performing arts dances into future , ^ , _P„JL... ^ <-™L- ^HHPH that a np.rfnrminj? arts Dr. Mark Hosier. "A good facility proves by Caroline■ Godbey Cook added that a performing arts the value of the performing arts, and the staff writer building has been envisioned for quite a long time, and recently the need was ad- arts are important to students no matter After six years of planning, numerous dressed by President Max Lennon. what your major is." The outside may not be so pleasing to The 2 Tone delays, and lots of talk, the Brooks Center Six years ago he met with campus the eye since the landscaping is not com- for the Performing Arts is finally open. planners and an outside consultant to plete, but the inside is a totally different Collection Located behind the Strom Thurmond In- project the program's needs. Approxi- story. "It's really nice once you're inside stitute and next to Lehotsky Hall, the mately 150 possible designs were submit- and have gotten around the mud," said Brooks Center will serve students who are ted from architectural firms all over the Birma Gainor, who is involved in chorus involved in music, drama and dance. As country, Cook said. The firm who submit- and has a music theory class in the Brooks The Melvins new home of these students, it will put ted the chosen design was Sert, Jackson them all together for the first time, bring- and Associates of Cambridge, Center. The second floor has offices, classrooms, ing orchestra and band from the basement Masachusetts. rehearsal rooms and a dance studio with a of Holtzendorf, along with chorus and The Performing Arts department will spring floor. Downstairs you will find theater from Daniel. Director of the Brooks benefit from the Brooks Center in many Tom Petty ways. "We finally have a facility here plenty of practice rooms - every one Center Dr. Bruce Cook said that, "Hope- equipped with its own piano-as well as the fully this will give us more visibility as a comparable to what other major universi- see Brooks, page 6 group." ties have," said Assistant Director of Bands page 2 L.T. Fields: "upscale" eating on campus:-? A , „*J „ , TheTI,„ second,^^A is,c atmosphere.,tmntnhpr<. Uselisp of "tang" to them than I was used to having,havir by Sean Cook but they were very good. The ribs were § interim Time-Out editor Applebee's/Bennigan's style green uphol- stered furniture and green carpeting good and messy (as ribs should be) and comparable to ribs I have had in several ' Clemson students and faculty have a complement the pop-rock restaurant-style music coming over the house radio. The area eateries. They were served with a new on-campus eatery. warm, wet napkin for cleaning sauce off L.J. Fields, located next to Harcombe in setting is much nicer than Harcombe and \ Schilletter and definitely comparable to the fingers. Finally, the ribeye was well ■ the Union, features a wide range of up- some off-campus restaurants of the same prepared and cooked to my liking (me- scale selections. From tangy buffalo wings, dium well) without being overdone. The grilled tuna, babyback ribs and ribeye type. It's fairly clear that the designers of the interior were somewhat taken with the meal, overall, was surprisingly good, and I steak to shrimp primavera, angel hair left the restaurant practically bursting at Philadelphia marinara and pesto pasta, the restaurant style of Applebee's and Bennigan's. Not the seams. departs from traditional on-campus fare in very original, but it is nice. The third is the open kitchen policy. I didn't take advantage of the kitchen several different ways. tour, but I think it is comforting to know The first is quality of selections. Compa- Diners can meet the chef and come into the kitchen to watch their meals being that the staff doesn't seem to have any- page 2 rable to the Applebee's/Bennigan's class thing to-hide. I was served by Clemson of restaurants, L.J. Fields offers a variety of made. I ate at L.J. Fields last Friday. I had students who were polite and obliging. traditional steak-and-shrimp types of en- Drink refills are free and they serve two trees, alongside "heart-healthy choices" buffalo wings, a half-rack of ribs, a 10 ounce ribeye and fries. The buffalo wings (these are clearly marked on the menu) to see Fields, page 6 Much more! stir fry favorites, burgers and sandwiches. were spicy and had a somewhat different

m mmimmmmmmuaammiimmlaaBuausD Page 2 pus* our! January 20,1994 2 Tone Collection: Rating System: •*••• Excellent •*•• Pretty Good Ska Label had a checkered past *** Good ** Fair Various Artists Mighty Mighty became affiliated with Chrysalis * Poor Bosstones. In Records when that company 2 Tone Collection England, however, signed the Specials in 1979. both arresting and fresh, with ••••& ska found its fol- The 2 Tone Collection is a lyrics which are something that lowing in the dis- double disc collection that fea- most, if not all black people affected youth of tures 44 A-side singles from acts should sit up and listen to, if to by Sean Cook England's punk such as the Special AKA, the do nothing else but to voice an interim editor scene, who were Specials, the Selecter, the Beat opinion in response to it. already drawn to (known in the U.S. as the English There were really no weak Much has been said in praise reggae out of ad- Beat), the Higsons, the tracks on the album. Notewor- of reggae. Its slow, cool and spiri- miration for that Apollinaires, J.B.'s All-Stars, thy tracks were "Malcolm," tual nature (not to mention its genre's outlaw he- Roddy Radiation and Neville which caught the message from endorsement of smoking grass) roes. Reggae had Staples, the only 2 Tone A-side Malcolm X and passed it on, has made millions of Americans been incorporated single not on the album is "I Can't Tom Petty "Love," which talks about the into self-declared Rastamen. But into sets of some Stand Up for Falling Down" by subject from a slightly different only your hard-core reggae reviv- popular punk Elvis Costello and the Attractions. &the point of view and "Pop," which alists give much .credence to the bands (most nota- Costello produced the first Spe- very very simply deals with pop real roots of reggae, the under- bly the Clash). cials album and was a 2 Tone Heartbreakers music from the point of view of appreciated art form called ska. Some groups, artist for a brief time while having a musician who knows where Ska, reggae's predecessor, however found ska to be a better a dispute with his record Greatest Hits the genre comes from. drew on heavily on horns and was complement to their set because company's corporate parent. That ••••• The entire album is very deep, a bit faster and more dance- it was easier to play. One label single was never officially released and should not be taken lightly, on 2 Tone, but was released on B;y Sean Cook friendly than reggae. Bob Marley emerged to market ska to the for technique or for message. another label after Costello re- interim editor himself was in a ska band before English masses. That label was 2 he and the Wailers practically Tone Records, the creation of solved his legal dispute. What more do you need to invented reggae and thrust it on Jerry Dammers, an Indian immi- From "Tears of a Clown," by the Beat to "Three Minute Hero," know about this album? The the world. grant and art student who started by the Selecter to "What I Like title says it all. Tom Petty and While reggae managed to make his ska career in a group called Best About You is Your Girlfriend" the Heartbreakers spent over its way into the states, its more the Automatics. This group later and "Nelson Mandela" by the 18 years in the making of this eclectic cousin has never really became the Special AKA, then album. Sixteen tracks come caught hold here on a wider scale. the Specials and even later, the Special AKA, the 2 Tone Collec- tion provides listeners with a com- from the 8 albums the band Only recently has the U.S. seen Special AKA again. prehensive retrospective of (if not has made since 1976. Two more interest in ska, fueled by the Over 7 years, 2 Tone released tracks are new. All are great. If ska influence of acts such as the 29 singles and eight albums. It an introduction to) ska. you like Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, this album is 1 an essential collection-compl- Hanks Philadelphia: Oscar time? eter. Tom Petty and The Heart- The Melvins breakers: Greatest Hits. Houdini Enough said. •••• Movieviewers "experience" fear of AIDS lookers, but we experience first- than suits its content. Tom Hanks' Larry Barthelemy IV Philadelphia hand how a character is treated powerful turn as the AIDS-in- staff critic Starring Tom Hanks & or how he or she treats other flicted Beckett is a role that will characters in the film. surely not be forgotten when Denzel Washington If Metallica turned alterna- Philadelphia's only flaw is its Academy Award nominations are tive, their name would be the •••••& lackluster approach to present- announced in February. Another Melvins. The Melvins offer the ing AIDS facts through the char- contender for the golden statu- same guitar riffs, harsh drums The first of a long line of ette may be Denzel Washing- and deep-heavy vocals, but they AIDS movies, the new film ton whose portrayal of the are considered non-main- Philadelphia stars Tom Hanks homophobic Miller serves as stream and not really alterna- as Andrew Beckett, a hot shot a societal magnifying glass Umar Bin tive. Their music is a mix of lawyer who hides his homo- focusing on one man dealing heavy metal with a twist of sexuality from his law firm. with his discriminatory be- Hassan punk, the only thing that comes When he is fired after develop- liefs. In the end, the film Phila- Be Bop or Be Dead to mind is heavy. ing full-blown AIDS, Beckett decides to sue his former em- delphia is a visually-astound- ••••-& The three man band con- sists of: King Buzzo (vocals ployer for AIDS discrimination. ing achievement that cel- and guitars), Dale Crover Beckett persuades an ambu- ebrates life and criticizes the b;y Birma Gainor (Drums and vocals), and Mark lance-chasing attorney named discrimination of homosexu- staff critic Deutrom (bass). Buzz Joe Miller (Denzel Washing- als in our society. For the Osbourne and Dale Crover ton) to handle his defense, al- first big-budgeted attempt at Imagine sitting in a lounge were the original members of though the two must face acters. The spoken lines involv- approaching the problem of AIDS, somewhere, enjoying a drink the band, which was formed in unsurmountable odds by chal- ing the AIDS information seem Hollywood has done well by al- or two, with soft jazz or some 1984; later Deotrom joined. lenging the prominent law firm more spoon-fed, than naturally lowing a cinematic visionary like nice rhythms playing in the The band put out three albums headed by Charles Wheeler (Ja- spoken. This problem only spar- Demme to head the project which background. All of a sudden before their latest release, son Robards). ingly hurts the movie, which ex- is appropriately set in and named your consciousness is assaulted Houdini. The band has many With his last blockbuster film, udes a visual energy that more after the city of brotherly love. by a man who seems to have a influences from Black Sabbath, The Silence of the Lambs, direc- chip on his shoulder and will Kiss, Sex Pistols, and even the tor Jonathan Demme displayed a not shut up. Umar Bin Hassan Clash. As Nirvana's favorite talent for manipulating the ele- does this, and more, on his band, the Melvins were rock- ments of the story through out- new album Be Bop or Be Dead. ing the nation's country-side standing camerwork that en- ™E*O He first is a musician and with legendary bass kicking hances the film's psychological second a black man, but both Primus. They toured around mood and atmosphere. With ^^ Clemson's Guide to Entertainment & the Arts seem to take equal importance America last fall causing sell Philadelphia he creates the same An Affiliate Publication of the Tiger type of manipulation, but with a on this disc. He is angry with out crowds and much commo- Open Terrell Johnson everything, loves everything, tion through todays youth. different cause and meaning Editor-in-Chief Managing Editor yet hates all people and, oddly Each song contains the found within. His apparent love Sean Cook Chris Sutherland enough, treats all people with heavy drums and fast moving for the point-of-view camera shot Interim Editor Business Manager respect. He tells black peopje guitar sounds, but surprisingly is a perfect example of this ma- Joshua Kesterson Clator L. Butler, Jr where to go and what to think it does not get repetitious. You nipulation, because the technique Interim Assistant Editor Circulation Manager and what to do at the same feel a thrust of energy with helps the audience to better con- Open Beth Warren time telling them to listen to each song, and each song of- nect with the film's characters. Advertising Manager Copy Editor no one. If anyone captures the fers a different kind of energy The ability to gaze through the iderson Independent Erik Martin angry feel of a black person that is hard to say in words. If AIDS-fearing eyes of someone Printer Head Photographer

trying to live a life of normalcy you want to feel this unheard who is scared of a mere lesion on Staff writers and critics: Larry Barthelemy, Joe Branton, Rob Brosnan, Mike Duran, Birma Gainor, Grant knowing it may be a farce, it of energy, invest in Houdini. If the skin of a virus-infected person Gongloff, Jody Morton, Mike King, Chris Moore, James Palmer, and Maurice Watson. would be Umar Bin Hassan. you like the lighter side of the or to look through the painful The Tiger is a member of the Associate Collegiate Press, the South Carolina Press Association and isa four- His style of simply talking to music industry—beware, for eyes of a person dying from AIDS star All-America Award Winner. Write to Time-Out at The Tiger, Attn: Time-Out Editor, P.O. Box 2097 University Station, Clemson, SC the audience over grooves of this album is not for you. But is, in essence, the best way for an 29632-2097. The Tiger's offices are located in Suite 906 of'the Edgar A. Brown University Union. Tinie- audience to become more in- Out's plume number is 656-0986. To reach our Advertising Department? call 656-2167. Our FAX number many different styles from jazz for all you head-banging music is 656-4772. Subscriptions to the Tiger are $ 15 per year and $8 per semester. Local and National to hip hop to heavy metal is. lovers, the Melvins are for you. volved with the story. We, in ef- Advertising rates are available upon request. fect, are not just omniscient on-

HHjB January 20,1994 TIME* OUT] Page 3 Clemson area needs entertainment guide I know what you're thinking. Why does lected over the years. I was especially fond comes to Clemson area entertainment. As people in the Clemson area recognize the Clemson need a weekly arts and entertain- of music from the fifties and sixties, from many of you may already know, my father talent and potential already in this area. ment guide? the Platters to Elvis to the Everly Broth- has been a professor of Music here since You'll see more coverage of local bands, The answer is simpler than you think. ers. As I grew older, I went through musi- the late sixties. My mother has been in- plays and events, more interviews of local The area has a lot of unrecognized talent. volved with the Clem- artists, along with the same regular fea- Notice that I didn't .say untalented. I son Little Theater for tures (record, restaurant and bar reviews, .said unrecognized.-The distance between many years.' My book reviews and comics). meanings of these two words is wide. Shut Up & Listen brother has been in An expanded Time-Out Calendar Untalented implies a void of uniqueness productions of the centerspread (coming next week) should or artistic worth. The meaning of unrecog- Clemson players. And help you plan your weekend every Thurs- nized hits the heart of Clemson's enter- Sean Cook I know many members day morning, as you look over the events tainment dilemma. In my context, to recog- of local bands came of the coming week. It will be larger and nize means "to show appreciation of Interim Editor from my high school more user-friendly than before. Just re- (achievement, service or merit)", as it is (D.W. Daniel in Cen- move the center sheet once you've fin- defined in the Random House Dictionary. tral). ished reading Time-Out and tack that Clemson's entertainment scene is wor- Laying personal bi- sucker up on the wall somewhere, and thy of recognition in many different ways. ases aside may be a you'll be able to keep up with the week's From the university's new Brooks Center cal phases, from metal to rap to classic hard thing to do, but I have managed to do events. Local advertisers will also eventu- for the Performing Arts to the Pendleton rock to industrial to reggae to blues to it on many occasions as a member of the ally cover the whole centerspread with Playhouse to TNT Music Night at the "alternative" (whatever the hell that is). Tiger music staff. I'm not going to say that entertainment ads aimed at the Clemson Gathering to the 16-year-old kid with the And through it all, my parents showed a band is good because I'm friends with student market. There might even be a few acoustic guitar playing at the Coffeehouse, great understanding for my need to ex- someone in it. I'm only going to say whether coupons every now and then on this page. the Clemson area has been asserting itself plore the world of music from all angles. I I like something .and why I like it or not. We'll all have to wait and see. lately as a venue for live entertainment. was never yelled at for listening to music. And I'm going to hope you like the music, As always, we'll be, open to ideas from And the. list goes on.' Many more individu- I was yelled at for tistening to music too plays, books and other events we cover our readers. Please tell us if you see a need als and businesses are coming out in loud. because they are worthy of recognition. for improvement. I hope you like the new support of arts and entertainment ii£ the* I must admit that I have a bias when it I think that the new Time-Out will help Time-Out Clemson area. The time seems right to actively encour- age all of these efforts. One way to do this is to devote a section of the paper to Faber to present video projects entertainment. An even better way to do it is to devote a whole paper to it. by Chris Moore MTV, The Movie Channel and the The I was raised in a home where apprecia- staff writer Learning Channel. tion of music, art and culture was empha- The Southern Circuit Film Series is sized. I count myself among the lucky that As part of the Southern Circuit Film sponsored by the S.C. Arts Commission my parents cared enough to introduce me Series, independent video artist Mindy with support from the National Endow- to artists of merit from Tchaikovsky to Faber will be presenting two of her ment for the Arts and the College of Buddy Holly, from Shakespeare to Arthur video projects on Wednesday, Jan. 26 at Liberal Arts at Clemson. Miller and from Da Vinci to Picasso. 8 pm in Daniel Auditorium. Films by independent filmmakers As a child, I was entranced with a stack The viewings are free and open to the Marco Williams and Stephen McCallum of old forty-fives and seventy-eights (editor's public. The two works, entitled Delirium will be presented on Feb.16 and April 6, note for freshmen and other and Suburban Queen, delve into the respectively, in the Y Theater. youngsters-these are types of vinyl plat- area of mother and daughter relation- Call Carol Ward at 656-5415, for more Photo Courtesy Southern Circuit Film Series. information about the Southern Circuit ters on which music was stored for play- ships. Mindy Faber, video artist. back on a fancy contraption called a record Faber's work has been broadcast on Film Series. player) my mother and father had col- THIS WEEKEND AT THE Y THEATER

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3 COLUMNS WIDE January 20,1994 TIME* OUJI Page 5 New Clemson bars: Different is good

Phridaz North Clemson Avenue : ••••

-la> Erik Martin/interim head photographer ISi ' '•"" ":> A new seating area with a good view of the stage lies where the Underground's bar used to be. Phridaz has a new logo, new furnishings and a new head bartender, Scott Foster (pictured here behind the bar of the newly renovated tavern.) Now you can "see" bands Phridaz: Shaping up The Gathering plan to bring them back earlier by Sean Cook signs- that cast a soft glow over interim editor the once dark corners of the bar. 1110 Tiger Blvd. in the week." The Gathering will also con- Manager Russ Youngblqod ••••■& tinue to co-sponsor New Musjc Phridaz is nearing completion and head bartender Scott Foster Night with TNT Music/which Is of its remodeling project and is bring both friendliness and nearly b} Sean Cook owned by Tim Newman, the shaping up as a much nicer, 30 years of combined restaurant interim editor drummer for local cleaner place than previous bars and bar management experience band Dreamclock. at the same location, next door to to Phridaz. They have planned Remember the That event centers the White Rabbit on N. Clemson promotional events which should Underground? For- around giving newer Ave. prove to be popular attractions, The Kaplan MCAT get it. regional acts the With a wider beer selection, such as an upcoming steak cook- prep course begins That club was sold chance to play a better lighting, a back room with out on Jan. 25. And they are here on-campus after nearly a year of larger club. "We just three new pool tables and an area booking bands on a regular basis, legal problems, want to give them the for bands, the backstreet tavern which should offer area bar-goers from Sunday which began with a experience of playing is gaining a following of regular a little more variety of musical 1-23-94 shooting last March in a professional at- customers. choices for their weekend enter- Call and ended with the mosphere," says The new management should tainment. Overall, Phridaz is a sale of the bar to the new own- Newman, "so when they go to be credited for spending a great major improvement over the bars 1-800-KAP-TEST ers, Jeff Boehme and Mike other towns, they can be just as deal of time and effort to clean once at the same location, with for details Bodily. competitive as the bands in that the place up. They have repainted the promise of a lot more to come Clemson Chief of Police music scene." A wide variety of the once-green walls white with in the near future, when all-reno- Johnson Link protested the bar's musical styles will be featured accent striping and added neon vations are complete. KAPLAN RULES new liquor license, which was for the TNT New Music Nights, approved with stipulations that according to Newman. "We are the former owners, Karen and not deciding what kind of music Jeff Holland, not have any corr- is good or bad," he emphasizes, 501 COLLEGE 653-7373 nection to the operation of the "That doesn't matter to us. The AVENUE (FIZZA bar. In response to police con- only thing that matters is that it cerns, the new owners have is original music and there is made improvements to parking some attempt at being profes- lot lighting, improved the stairs sional with it." which lead up toward Kentucky Local reaction to both New Fried Chicken, placed alarms Music Night and The Gathering on the back doors to prohibit seemed to be extremely posi- unauthorized entry and opened tive. "It's a good thing for the up the parking lot to regular town, I think," says Andrew police patrols. Wood, lead singer for local mmn'Eelw&liry T^TUUcf 'Piffi*!- And these aren't the only punkers Mooseboy, "It's a good improvements which have been place. They let bands play. That's made to the place, now known the point" Dave Dondero, singer as The Gathering. The bar has for Sunbrain, agrees. "I think it CALL YOUR PAPA! been shortened and moved to only helps the local music scene. the back, increasing the legal °'%& Be It gives us a place to come." °treZ**tr*0< capacity of the club from 400 to "It gets a lot of people out tfS** *tr>*i 526 persons. A new seating area that normally don't have a place with round-top high tables al- to go and listen to good music," lows bar-goers to sit and still see says Rob Keller, bassist for 6- over the standing patrons on String Drag, "There is a lot of the dance floor area in front of good music that is not getting the stage. The beer selection heard because we have all these IFOR or%**Bo has been expanded to include a 'jukebox bands' being played in wider variety of imported beers bars all around Clemson. So we FAST, FREE DELIVERY!! and premium liquors. The draft need something like this going bar, although in the same place, on." Ken Roby, lead singer for has been expanded to include 6-String Drag, feels the timing l§§!™!!°r ONE 14" LARGE \ LUNCH SPECIAL cans and bottles as well. is right for an event like TNT One 14" Large /-.ATE T/-HJDTXT/"' I ONE 10" PIZZA, TWO TOPPINGS UIMC lUlrllNlj ■ Cans of Coca-Cola* Classic Boehme expresses a solid New Music Night. Roby, a Clem- "Works," k Tw0 interest in setting his club up as son native, remembers feeling Garden Special $ a competitive regional venue "totally shut out" as a young OR for new live entertainment. All the Meats + Tax ♦ Tax rocker trying to make it in this Additional Toppings 95e ea. «6 6 | Daily 11AM -4PM JfSXZiO "There's an 'entertainment town. He sums up the reasons Fm Ptpptroncinis & Sptcitl GtrtK Sure* V0i Expires 6/30/94 ! Expires 6/30/94 vacuum' here," he claims, "And for New Music Night's success. AM V*U HW *»y l"- AddJIUraaJ Toppiop «. EM* j. 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wwss^mmm January 20,1994 page 6 TIMEtlj^ •- ouflv^u; ; —— Tips for driving around aimlessly A h£?hard wayw,v that mymv room- Few men would admit this, but I'm not sure why. It's a driv- mate used the bed the night and no doubt I will receive some ing lost and aimless thing-you before, you can bet I won't grief for doing so. But I am not wouldn't understand. After a few dozen miles of air- be whistlin' Dixie. proud. I realize my penis is not a And when I seek solace compass. It is not its fault. It can shifting my automatic on roads in that special someone, only be what it is. without lines, the frustration falls and she gives me the fin- Late evening is the best time, away, regardless of how much I ger and tells me to hit the when sunlight is softer and colors had to scrape off my shoes. And, when I finally find my way back to road, I do. are more vivid. Clear nights are —" Few men would admit this, and no doubt 1 will receive some Clemson, I am again a happy, grief for doing so. But I am not proud. I realize my penis is not though still sexually frustrated, a compass. It is not its fault. It can only be what it is." non-threatening member of soci- ety. Driving fast and aim- almost as good, but they make me So when you're feeling angry lessly is a fine alternative think of the sunroof that I do not and find yourself contemplating to suicide, and it's a good have. Windows should be down heinous, random acts of violence, 1 deal less painful than self- all the way, regardless of tem- give my therapy a try. flagellation. perature. Even if you classify your- Leave your frustrations with Though I haven't actu- self as a non-smoker like I do, you your map; grab your keys...and Jody Horton/ Staff photographer ally tried the others, I'd should probably smoke just one, hit the road. A typical scene from driving lost and aimless on the back imagine you feel a lot bet- roads of the upstate: a stretch of windswept road. ter afterwards as well. parking ticket of the week and The real trick is to get lost, and Brooks center open by ]ody Horton as anyone who has driven the staff writer step in that warm pile on the continued from 1 sidewalk and have to sit on my back roads of the upstate will tell bumper and scrape my shoe with you, it's rather easy. I, being Sometimes, I get angry. I al- blessed with the sense of direc- 15 is something nobody will want ways have, and still do, consider a test I got a "D" on, I don't feel band and chorus rooms. The so chipper. tion of an ice cube, quite natu- Bellamy Theater, located on the td miss. It will be a tribute to myself to be a remarkably well- rally arrive at this state more Leonard Bernstein. The Sym- adjusted, though somewhat sexu- When a really painful zit is first floor and commonly called somehow growing on the inside quickly and with less effort than the Black Box by the Clemson phonic and Concert Bands will ally frustrated, happy individual. most. perform some of his music, the But, when I reach for the third of my nose, and I find out the Players, also serves as a perfor- mance area. "I think anyone various singing groups will sing technically involved in theater it, and the Clemson Players will likes it a whole lot better because act out several scenes from some Fields review you can do things such as hang of Bernstein's musicals. Continued from 1 lights without risking life and For all,, of the students and limb," Theater student Anne other football fans who have spent kinds of fresh rolls at the begin- comparable to the same type of Piquette said, "It's a lot safer in Saturday mornings before the ning of the meal. restaurant. My meal was. just the Black Box." games waiting along the road One is just a regular roll. The over $21. It was convenient to On one end of the building behind Johnstone for Tiger Band other is a tasty jalpeno and pay with my Tiger Stripe, as there is a new concert hall. Among and the cheerleaders to pass by, cheese roll, which I liked so well. some of the more exciting fea- wait no more. With the new much I asked for a couple more. I can honestly say that L.J. tures are an orchestra pit with an home of Tiger Band being on the I didn't have any dessert, but Fields is a step up for on-cam- electric riser, handicap seating, other side of campus, the parade they have a fine selection, in- pus dining, but I would throw a 1,000 seats (that is more than route is going to change. Dr. cluding Butterfinger ice cream little caution in there by saying both tillman and Daniel Audito- Hosier said the new route will not pie, New York Style cheesecake, that most Clemson students riums), and incredible acoustics. be set in stone until sometime apple pie and Uniquely Clemson couldn't afford to make eating Graduate student Denise later this year. ice cream. there an every-night thing. Mathewes, who is involved in The Brooks Center will serve I only had one small criticism But for occasional visjts, it is Chamber Singers and University both the campus and the sur- for my first trip to L.J. Fields. nice enough. You could even Chorus, called it absolutely beau- rounding communities, says The buffalo wing appetizer came take your date there, as I saw tiful. "The music department is Cook. It will help to draw a wider with only 10 wings, instead of a several students doing already just going to fly," added Mathewes. variety of students to the school, full dozen. They were also some- last Friday. The first performance in the will open its doors to a multitude what smaller than the wings I'm L.J. Fields' Grand Opening Brooks Center concert hall will of cultural events, and will allow used to eating at TD's, Chiefs is tomorrow. The regular hours be the Atlanta Brassworks, on greater numbers of people to The Smokies and other wingeries in the area. of operation are 11a.m. to 2 Saturday, January 22. The make use of the Performing Arts in Western North Carolina They were good as appetizers, p.m for lunch and 4:30 p.m. to evening will consist of music from building. but one could hardly make a 8 p.m. for dinner. all around the world, including Many seem to be pleased with Why fly half-way across meal out of them. Private dining rooms are works by Handel, Le Jeune, Sousa the addition of the Brooks Center the country in search of The last comparison I can available for groups of eight or and Gershwin. 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Time-Out for Reflection: DRINK, "For even that vulgar tavern music, which makes one man merry, another mad, strikes in me a deep fit of devotion, and a profound contemplation of the first Composer, there is something in it of divinity more than the ear discovers." -Sir Thomas Browne Rattlesnake 2 oz. blended whiskey 1 tsp. pernod" J|ME • OUJJ Coming Next Week. . . 1/2 oz. lemon juice 1 egg white 1/2 tsp. superfine sugar Look for an exclusive interview with The Dead Milkmen. The Milkmen are currently touring in support of their latest release, Not Richard, But Dick, and are scheduled to appear at The Masquerade in Atlanta this Saturday. So go see them play then read the review. And please, don't Combine all ingredients in a shaker glass half filled get the baby high. with ice cubes. Shake well. Serve in a cocktail glass. Also look for an exclusive interview with the Connells. This interview was done before Tuesday's show at Character's in Greenville. The Connells are touring in support of their latest album, Ring. *pernod is an anise & licorice flavored liquer, originally from France. They will appear at the Georgia Theatre in Athens tomorrow night. Plus our expanded Time-Out Calendar centerspread and much, much more good stuff!!!

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Board Elections: The following positions are open for the 1994-1995 Academic Year. Presents Elections to be held yw. March 3, 1994' The Fourth Annual African-American Arts Festival

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