The Newspaper of Imperial College Union SOUTHSIDE MOVE: COLLEGE TRIES AGAIN
The projected move of Union facilities to Southside is again a real the claim that it would be more complain of the noise of pool possibility after a meeting of the Southside Working Party and costly to simply build the Post balls in Falmouth-Keogh Hall. members of the Estates Section on Thursday afternoon. Most Union Experience Centre in Southside. The matter is long referred to the Union Major Subcommit- representation seem to approve of the plan as set out by the College, but Other questions that they tees, and as soon as a detailed they will insist on certain safeguards and guarantees before committing would like answered include the costing has been made there will the Union. probable life of the Southside be a further meeting of the The College proposals as backed squash courts, a new Building (Don Clark told the Working Party; it is possible that outlined by Don Clark of theatre and, once the Southside meeting that he has an estimate the matter will get as far as a Estates is that over the next four Shop has moved to larger of over a hundred years) and the UGM before Christmas. years, all Union facilities should premises, all the Union adminis- noise problem; residents of the move from Beit Quad to the tration, and offices. No plans to Mews have been known fo lower levels of Southside, which move the FELIX Office have are at present underused. The been put forward. Post Experience Centre could Union officers still have major then be established in Beit. (This reservations; they consider it GUILDSHIT HITS THE FAN is a plan to run short courses for suspicious that College should industry, and is expected to offer to undertake so much Several hundred copies of Guildsheet were replaced by a satirical bring a large amount of money expenditure on the Union's imitation entitled 'Guildshit' on Wednesday morning. For his into College.) The move would behalf, and want legal guarantees involvement in removing the official publications, Union Welfare start with the building of new that the money will be spent as Officer Jon Barnett has been accused of theft by members of City and sports facilities, including glass- promised. They are also querying Guilds Union and by Stephen Goulder, 1CU President. 'Guildshit' was produced by Wednesday morning when they Nick Pyne, the UGM Chairman ran into Frank Rowsell, the and himself an ex-Welfare Guildsheet Editor. Officer, in reprisal for a series of Steve Bishop and Frank attacks on himself in several of Rowsell then complained to the the year's issues, primarily in the Union President Stephen 'Hissing Sid' column written by Goulder, who sent Mr Barnett Jon Stanley. Mr Pyne told an official letter saying that he FELIX that replacing Guildsheet considered that Guildshit was far with a parody was the only way more extreme than anything to make his protest in a forceful printed in Guildsheet this year, but humorous way. The issue and accusing him of intolerance was written by Mr Pyne and and theft. But handwritten at the several close friends, and was foot of the letter he had added copied at his home on his own "PS: I thought the issue was duplicating machine, except for hilarious." the cover, which like that of Guildsheet, was printed in the Union Print Unit—but without the official knowledge of the Print Unit Manager. Distribu- tion was originally intended for last Thursday, but when it was learned that the next issue of the regular newspaper would be on Morphy Day, it was re- scheduled. Accordingly, Mr Barnett and Jon Taylor, a third year Physics The mother of Stuart Rockell, who died of Leukaemia four weeks ago, student, were removing Guild- launched a new four named after Stuart on Morphy Day in the sheet from the Electrical Engin- traditional fashion. eering Department early on
No. 629 Friday, November 26, 1982 Free! Mr Buckton gave an impression Strike Soon of the increased worry and Aerosoc A Winner frustration in his union, and said that he would be the last person to oppose further industrial action. Silly Sports
Over a thousand pounds was raised for Rag last Saturday, with Guilds running Silly Sports outside Harrods on the RCS licence obtained for their twenty- four-hour event. Mike Stuart of Guidls collect £188. City and Guilds Union had The General Secretary of ASLEF, failed to obtain street-collecting Ray Buckton, was fifteen minutes licenses from the Metropolitan late for a meeting of the Industrial Police, and were advised to Society on Tuesday because his collect on the RCSUs permit train was delayed. issued for collections in Kensing- In his address, entitled 'Strikes ton and Chelsea. This was done Raymond Baxter congratulates the winning team. —the Ultimate Sanction', Mr on the condition that while Buckton stressed the plight of Guilds would be allowed to add the overworked, underpaid A team from City and Guilds Imperial. The IC team scored a the amount that they raised to workers leading to the recent Aerosoc won the 1982 Aero- narrow victory over Kingston their Rag total, the money would Rail strike that cost British Rail nautical Challenge Quiz on before convincingly defeating go through RCSU channels. Wednesday November 17. City in the final. The prize, a Sea £100m. He gave vent to his No trouble from the police The event is a four-sided Harrier display model, was disappointment with the Fleet was encountered except for a competition between London's presented by Geoffrey Pardoe of Street view of the strike, des- warning about obstruction aeronautical engineering depart- the Royal Aeronautical Society. cribing their attacks on him and caused by playing three-legged ments, with teams from Queen As winners, IC will be expected his union supporters as trash. hopscotch along the pavement. Mary College, City University, to play hosts at next year's event. Referring to the possibility of Guilds raised £550 compared Kingston Polytechnic and another strike in the near future, with the RCSU's total of £600.
IIIBII ! We have an extensive infor- used at school. mation system. We can supply These session are open to all information on Ents, shopping, Nightline RCC students and, will take place in late night shops, nightlife, Huxley 341. No registration is restaurants, cafes, or on sexual, required. Just turn up! Now that you've been at College legal and medical services. If we The next RCC General Meeting Dates: for over half a term, perhaps don't have the information you will be held in the Union Lower Session 1 Tuesday November you're finding that life at College want, we'll know who will have Refectory on December 2 at 30, 1730 to 1830h. isn't all that you expected it to it. If you ring early enough we 6:00pm. Will all society chairmen Session 2: Thursday Decem- be. Perhaps you're feeling lonely can find out the information and collect their agenda for this ber 2, 1730 to 1830h. or depressed or homesick or just ring you back with it. meeting from the societies letter rack in the Union Office. Please Session 3: Tuesday December bored. Perhaps you're having So, whether you want infor- note that at this meeting names 7, 1730 to 1830h. difficulties getting to know mation or need someone to will be collected for engraving Session 1 will cover skills people or don't like your course talk to, we'll always be prepared onto the RCC pots. If your including: study tasks and study or are feeling puzzled or tired. to help you. We hope you will society cannot be represented at problems; concentration; organ- Or maybe everything is fine— use the service. ising your time; organising your you just want to find out what's this meeting put a note in the environment. on at different colleges or train RCC Exec letter-racks telling us times or a late night chemist. the relevant persons name to go / S Boucher on your pot, this is your only AAO Nightline is a student-run chance! voluntary organisation which Nightline operates during termtime, Confidential help and information SCC between 6:00pm and8:00amevery 581 2468 Anyone who is interested in the night (including weekends). following clubs, or actively There is always somebody here Studies 9 organising them should contact to talk to or listen to you or give Jonathan Miller, via the Union you whatever information you Nightline is run by student Office, and attend the next require. volunteers from twelve different Skills meeting of .SCC on December 2 Nightline gives 'non-directive' colleges in West London. If you at 6:00pm in the Union Upper counselling. It's like talking to a think that you would like to IC Education Forum is running Lounge. All are in danger of friend. We will give you support, help, then don't hesitate. Ring us a series of study skills work- being declared moribund! sympathy, time and care. We up and find out more about how shops to give you the oppor- Flesh, Fish & Fowl won't try to diagnose, categorise to become a volunteer. There are tunity to improve your skills in Social Democratic Society or patronise you or glibly offer regular training programmes till note-taking, writing, revision Communist cures or solve all your problems. the end of March. and exam techniques. These PATA (anti-abortion) We are strictly confidential and Nightline can be found in the sessions will emphasise the new Polish We are a strictly confidential basement flat at 9 Princes skills you require to adapt to Celtic and anonymous service so no- Gardens SW7. Drop in for a cup learning methods at university Note: SCC Exec meets Nov- one will need to know you of coffee or ring us on 581-2468 which are, as you must already ember 30 at 1:00pm in the Green called. between 6:00pm and 8:00am. know, quite different from those Committee Room. Page2| MIHIlLlltliillllllllMIM November 26,1982 wammmmmm I FELIX College, "they are savages!" He A Degree of praised the achievements of science in general and with a particular bias towards chemis- Ignorance try and biology speaking of Horoscopes, UFOs and ghosts miracles from rational means, were among the fallacies attacked slipping in numerous jokes at the by Dr Magnus Pyke under the expense of the engineers and heading 'A Budget of Fallacies' mathematicians. He then turned last Monday. Dr Pyke has spent to the fallacies and pseudo- the last ten years trying to tell his science "the poison of unreason" fellow citizens what science is all that still persists: 30 to 40 million about. He is still trying and Americans believe deeply in spent some time extolling the astrology. Dr Pyke then ran virtues of hard science and the through all the popular fallacies, scientific method: "I have been referring to spoon bending, the very much disturbed and upset Bermuda Triangle, dowsing and by the degree of ignorance homeopathy with a final warn- generally prevalent about the ing note on witchburning and world we live in." People have nazism; the master race fallacy. no understanding of the science Dr Pyke appealed to all science that affects their lives, he says. students to help dispel the "Outside these walls," Dr Pyke fallacies because of the real cried, one of his famous arm- danger of the ignorance they A rare photograph of Magnus Pyke using only one hand! waves encompassing the entire indicate.
Arthur explained the situation to who was busy at the National FELIX: Bar Accounts Conference. Since Mr Howard Morphy The first group on the ladder was delayed, the talk was of priorities will be overseas Open preceded by an informal debate postgraduate freshers, who will Bob Schroter, Chairman of the Muck-Up between Philip Nathan (IC all have one guaranteed year in a Refectories Committee, has Liberals) and Paul Simion The Morphy Oar was broken on single room in an Imperial offered to open the Bar accounts (PWP) on the NUS issue. Wednesday during the annual College or Intercollegiate Hall. to the members of the Bar Sub- towpath battle. City and Guilds The next priority will be given to committee only. His proposal now possess one third of the first year postgraduates who was revealed to Council on trophy and Mines hold the rest. have not studied at IC before. Monday evening. The scheme The Morphy Day battle itself MSc students will be given was agreed to and has been did not start until dusk, with priority over PhD students and referred to the next UGM for various revolting substances female students will have priority approval. But Dr Schroter being hurled at everyone in over male. dismissed as 'ridiculous' ru- sight. This year's predominant The justification for these mours that the Rector himself ingredient was fish gut, but after decisions is that firstly overseas had ordered him to do this. the RCSU fire engine Jez had students have to pay full tuition hosed down the towpath there fees and so they should be Sexism was more left on the participants allowed the financial relief of than on the ground. Compara- living in Hall, which is usually Protest tively few people were allowed cheaper than living outside. A lone Imperial College student into Harrods for tea afterwards. Students who pay full fees are was the only protester outside In the more serious rowing Frank Howard much sought after by the College the Albert Hall last Thursday competition, City and Guilds Mr Howard challenged Mr and are likely to be influenced by evening. Michael Newman won the Morphy and Lowry Simion's claim that NUS works the availability of accommo- appeared with his banner, eights, and a team from RCSU on "totally unrealistic grounds" dation. Also, students who have reading 'Down with the Stereo- won the ladies' race. and said that, although NUS is never lived in Britain before type Female/Male', just as the radical, not all its members are have a great need of guaranteed rich connoisseurs of the Miss stereotyped activists. He also housing. Secondly MSc students World competition were leaving. denied that NUS's bureaucracy have an intensive, timetabled Some interest was shown in his IC 'Armless' is larger than needed or that its one-year course and have little banner, but the main comments ways are undemocratic and said opportunity to look for housing were advising him not to get too cold. IC is cutting off its own arms, that, although it has made while PhD students have a more according to Frank Howard, mistakes in the past, it is the sole flexible course and can take time After a small protest march NUS Exec Member, when ques- organisation to represent our off. Finally, female students in front of the Albert Hall Mr tioned about ICU's re-affiliation interests. might be worried about living on Newman sat down opposite the to NUS. Mr Howard said that their own in London, and hall and was joined by a friendly NUS would be even stronger and Racial because there are so few women policeman. The two chatted able to negotiate better deals for students the College tries to amicably, both of them explain- students by having ICU among Discrimination encourage female applicants. ing to enquirers the meaning of the slogan. its members. This would be Student Services' decision to Michael Arthur put these There was an unusually large especially true for issues such as practise positive discrimination proposals to a recent meeting of police contingent for the compe- the rationalisation of London when allocating places in Hall to the Student Residence Commit- tition this year as a group of University and the various postgraduates next year has tee, and they were approved in Falklands' Heroes had been mergers involved. caused concern among people principle. The scheme will invited. Due to high media Mr Howard was addressing a who feel there will be no room probably be implemented for attention it was feared that they meeting on Tuesday replacing for British PGs in Hall. The next year's admissions. might be a target for terrorists. NUS Vice-President Jane Taylor Student Services Officer Michael FELIXI HHMMV'HHl November 26, 1982 HHHPHHHBHH Page 3 gain. In fact this year I expect it provokes others, both Parking Permits record profits since, like a Christians and non-Christians, number of lecturers at IC, Dear Sir with feelings similar to mine, to performance has reached a Many happy tube journeys voice their opinions. pinnacle of unreliability as the ago after wantonly applying for Yours years have taken their toll. A M C Prowse a parking permit, my wife and I So make a move, Space Cadet Mech Eng 1 (both physics postgraduates) were told we did not qualify Gnus and get yourself over to because we only lived six miles RSM. I'm afraid we can't offer News Bias— out in Islington and most people you TyPhoo Tea, which is what I Round 3 who were allocated permits lived thought Gnus drank, but our at least twelve miles out and a lot machine sure gives a mean cup Dear Sir of PGs travelled in from Oxford. of coffee (only lOp remember), I am sorry if I upset your I must admit we left the Union and if you're lucky I'll give you a reporter, Adrian James, with my Office thinking "Cads refill from the vegetable sludge letter the other week; from the Bounders! It can't be true!" in the spillage tray. tone of his reply, he seems rather Now however I see the errors of I think I'd better get on with distressed! (If he would care to my ways. While wandering some Rock Mechanics now. Rag Mag read my original letter, he might casually around the estate on Yours then be able to answer my actual which we live I came across two Mines HJT Grumbles criticism, rather than ascribe cars with valid IC parking Sir views to me that I do not permits. "Rotters!" I thought, Lexham Gardens possess. S'funny how many May I, through the pages of but then I realised of course that Dear Martin people assume that those who they must have been down FELIX, protest at the offensive- We live in a Head Tenancy ask for fair and unmisleading visiting someone from Oxford ness of this year's Rag Mag, a flat in Lexham Gardens. When reporting actually want biased because we happened to have copy of which I was unfortunate we moved in the flat was in a reporting—I assume this to be a overslept this particular day and enough to recently acquire. The disgusting state including (as we symptom of their closed minds. it was about 10:30am, and as we majority of the so-called 'jokes' found out to our cost) fleas in But I digress.) all know anybody who gets I found, as a Christian, both the carpets. Also the rent was Adrian James' letter was, like parking permits would of course vulgar and re'pulsive—especially put up by 22% to £22.50pw. those concerned with racism. I his original 'news' article use them every day unlike two In view of Mr Goulder's feel that it is a sad reflection on perhaps, not entirely unmis- hardworking PGs who never election pledge, (yet another one the state of our society when leading, so perhaps I may be work late or anything like that. broken), to improve Head some people can consider the permitted to 'worry' the word Yours non-forgivingly Tenancy accommodation we sort of material contained within 'betray' a little further. R Chapman wrote to both him and Students the Rag Mag as funny — Surely Mr James does not S Chapman Services. Mr Goulder's reply was thankfully, some of us still find need me to point out that Physics PGs totally unconcerned, he didn't this sort of 'humour' totally although one of the ten usages of answer our questions and he obnoxious. Having sampled the word 'betray' given by his PS: Today I came across a third passed the buck on to Students some of the 'student humour at dictionary is indeed "to indicate car and I realise now we should Services who have since done its irreverent best', I read the or show signs of, the other take up praying to Mecca as in nothing. editorial which added insult to more common usages all suggest certain other permit applications One member of our flat has injury, and made sure in my either inadvertence or some mentioned in this newspaper since confronted Mr Goulder mind that I should voice my dishonourable motive. When the before. with these problems and was disgust. Just because some of us word is used in the sense he We would be obliged if this is told, "I do not have time for have morals and ethics somewhat intended, the effect can be not edited too drastically and individuals." different to those of Mr Craw- ambiguous, as noted in Eric published in full if possible. It seems that Mr Goulder feels ford, does not give him justi- Partridge's excellent Usage and Thank You himself to be above the problems fication to refer to us as 'narrow- Abusage. 'Betray' is, I would of the ordinary student. minded' and 'shit filled', and it suggest, more usually applied in Mines Coffee the sense intended to inanimate Yours sincerely does not follow that we lead Dear Martin objects, where there is less scope Jonathan Holmes 'humourless, crapped-up lives'. In response to MA Gnus for ambiguity! (Incidentally, Physics 2 I would also like to point out whinings last week I should like Webster also notes its use for "to that the Rag Mag is one of our to bring to his attention the show or indicate"—but adds, J Soc Opinions contacts with outside world, and fabulous beverage service avail- "(as something not obvious on is thus taken by others as able on the first floor of the Dear Martin the surface)". Give or take the representative of the College Mines Building. For a mere lOp I as taken aback by the light odd pinstripe suit, I have always (even though it is not a fair you can enjoy the peace and hearted, carefree attitude shown found Sir Ashley's socialist representation of the whole quiet of a coffee-room full of in the J Soc article regarding the principles highly visible!) College). I, for one, am quite Minesmen (and women), the 'killing of innocent people in ashamed that the College of Finally, I won't make a cheap spectacle of life and death Lebanon...'. The article was which I am a member produces reference to the inevitable struggles with Gorfian Empires, indicating 'OK the number of and sells such a disgraceful printing errors that crept into Mr asteroid belts and Pacmen, or 'civilians' killed didn't reach 6m, publication—especially under James' letter, but on the subject the anguish as yet another so it can't be described as a such a misleading title. (I have of spelling, might I request that student finds that the infamous holocaust.' Surely no 'true' heard of an instance where a the next time someone chooses, coffee machine has swallowed religious faith (of any kind mother bought a copy for her however childishly, to spell his only lOp. Thrown in free whatever) can endure such a young child because of the 'Daily Torygraph' and not to with all this sundry entertain- stupid, nitpicking attitude. 'Janet and John' title.) 'correct' it as with my previous ment is the drink itself, an The article did get its message Finally, I would like to ask letter. (Mutters cry of 'Censor- irresistable chocolate or coffee across though—revealing yet whether or not the fact that ship' (!), and exits triumphantly brew carefully cultivated in the again the similarities between something makes money for (?) ) dungeons of the Gerrards Cross the sadistic Nazis and the charity means that the thing Yours pedantically, and in haste, Maxpax factory. This assumes of Zionists. itself is necessarily right? Glyn Garside course that you are not one of Thank you. I hope very much that you EE3 the unlucky aforementioned Khalid print this letter, and I hope that (PS: I quite like FELIX really!) persons whose loss is RSMUs PG Maths Page 4 HHHMHHHMi HHHHHI FELIX Bar Accounts Christmas FELIX Next week there will be a normal Dr Schroter has at last agreed to Friday FELIX as usual. The let the Bar Committee see the following Friday, December 10, accounts provided they are kept there will be a FELIX Careers to people on that committee. EDITORIAL brochure instead of a regular This is a long way short of what issue, and the Christmas FELIX we were asking, but at least the will appear on the following accounts are available to proper Tuesday, December 14. Any student representatives, and not Steve Goulder was thought- them at some point in the future, ideas for features, humorous just to Stephen Goulder. less in publicly accusing Jon they are open to exactly the same articles, cartoons and general Gouldshit Barnett of theft; he should have criticism as they aimed at its been more careful in wording his publishers. festive merriment will be grate- Nick Pyne behaved unfairly letter. fully received. when he and his friends removed Leukaemia Sufferer Guildsheet on Wednesday morn- But with all the aggression and Barrie Holt of the Holland Club ing; they should have distributed ill-feeling floating around, most Impossible Without.... people have missed one over- has heard news of a ten-ye'ar-old Guildshit and left Guildsheet any of the regulars, and lots of riding point, namely that every- leukaemia sufferer who is trying alone, or distributed Guildshit new people too. Special mention one who has seen Guildshit has to get into the Guinness Book of on another day. to photographer Dave W Parry found it very funny. All the Records by receiving more Steve Bishop and Frank who risked his camera to get remaining copies are now in the letters than any other private Rowsell were hasty in sending pictures of Morphy Day, and to possession of Guilds. The individual over a given period of round the heavies to deal with Peter Hobbis who stayed up till newspaper was produced by time. If anyone wants to help, those responsible; they should the small hours printing them. Nick Pyne at his own expense, please write to Paul, PO Box 26, have dealt with the matter Sorry we didn't have room to and unless Guilds redistribute Paisley, Scotland. through official channels. publish them!
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