THE LETHBRIDGE HERALD FRIDAY, DECEMBER.il,1986

Government to save the Eskimos "That's a relatively high aver­ starving beyond the Mackenzie age," she said. "Five of these wore River as a result of their own reck­ LIGHTS and SHADOWS girls." less destruction of game. The plan TECO STORE NEWS CAST Sopranos and baritones are plen­ STORE HOURS s 9 a.m. to 0 p,m.; Saturday, 9 a.m. to 9 pj|li.| was conceived from what was ac- (•» 0. r. 8.) tiful. Tenors and contraltos are Wednesday, 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. Information Phone, 2140. comi^lshcd in tlic nineties, when FLO^VER OF TRVTH getting scarcer,.the diva added. 1280 reindeer were brought from Boyhood out of wonder roae But Hark! Is that the distant To achieve prominence as a sing­ iklyiMi^View of Men and Matters Siberia to Alaska, which today re­ With eyes hitent to trail th* roll of thunder? v er in motion pictures is oven more " (By W. A. B. C.) present a capital value of seven and truth; Splendid! I merely push my difficult than, just on the concert a half million dollars, more than (How alien it is to yontht pillow under or operatic stage, she said. which .said that the lady Isn't the price paid Riissla l«r the United Uow far away and frail It "A m^ or woman with ambi­ pretty in any conventional manner Onr overturned canoe, and so States for Alaska. So the Canadian grows!) defy tions along that line should be v^M'.s&in fit and doesn't think she is. Her face Government contracted with the familiar with at least one foreign jf^ toe Crown has the length formerly seen in Lomen Brothers, owners of some The heavy clouds that sweep Boyhood's heels with wings were across the sky. language, have htid a year of hi- ^ jja; o'clock, and still the '1'/,^ wWch.he was placed and in his the thin rose-petal southern belle end, with temperatures far below To hold that desoUte llowerl Under Farm Plan Heavens break. {..'OWn ivlsdttn t6(& the. only course type that supported nothing but zero, left the men to charge of the —Lionel Wlggam in the llwhich he could take unless he rice powder. Her hands she regrets: And I am floating In a blast­ reindeer without lire to cook or to New York TImCK ed Uke. <;CShanged his ItttenOoa to marry they are competent and strong and thaw their limbs and iron-bound ..-•Mra. Simpson. This he has not have stubby fingers, so she wears Am I a man, or just a salUng Is Re^rted Upon furs, ymen they had reached tlie ODDS AND ENDS ship? 'Ichosen to do, and there the matter no rings. Instead she wears magni­ brtok of cndiurance, a scouting .'dan be well left, though it opens ficent emerald earrings, diamond Christmas Cheer, Who thought of this con­ Lapp found a seam of coal. That founded camping trip? , Nearly 3,500 Sent to Farms ,iip a vast avenue of thought as to clips and bracelets. However it night they had such a bonfire that In your Christmas giving dont >mat kingship implies, and how the would seem she has this consolation, David Stevenson, the Arctic had never seen before. overlook the Fund. In Macleans Hon. W. W. Cross occupant of the throne regards the her feet, which in this age of But in summer it was worse. The VPCisitlon he is heir to. In all the cir­ Riviera sun-bathing are well known, swamps were fluid, so herds were Announces cumstances King Sdward has taken The Gyros are talking turkey and are beautiful, small, and el^ant. bogged and sleds could not run. It they invite you to join in the feast. STAGE AND SCREEN , 'the only course open to him, de­ with classically separated toes and meant camping and walUng, tor­ If you have a weakness for sta­ termined to marry ISis. Simpson. rouged nails. This is the picture mented by the fierce northern mos­ tistics, some of those garnered about (Special to the Herald) ^itU had many things to weigh in Teacher—Now, Tommy, supposing of the most talkcd-of woman in quitoes, and no dotibt by clouds of }-ou were left a mllllou dollars,-what the' forthcpming Q3. prodUccIon, EDMONTON, Dec. 11. — Place­ .ihe^ balance, and has turned the the world as given by the New that litUe black devil the Slmu- "King Solomon's Mines," should be ments or single unemployed men "-.scales In favor of a mind ahready woiUd j-ou be? Yorker. llum ny. which, the author does not Tommy—Absent, Miss. right up your alley . . . 4000 natives under the Dominion - Provhiclal ' Mad^ up and which apparently « discriminate, capable of driving of Natal have been hired for au­ farm bonus scheme have resulted in nodilng could move from its set frenzied herds into stampede. The thentic location sliots and for their approximately 3500 being sent out purpose. There is the tragedy of A GOOD MIXER Elephants for travel are not as clothes alone, 25,000 animal skins to farms for tho winter, statesmen. OF COCKTAIIiS herdsmen found it necessary to popular in India as they used to be. the Whole situaUon. wear gauntlets and veils, as is have l>een purchased, including Dr. W. W.. Cross, minister of health, The New Yoi-ker goes on to say Trouble is there hasnt been a new those of monkeys and antelope .. . who is in charge of the administra­ —-s-— tljat Mrs. Simpson moves and the custom of men working in the model out lately. THE BISHOP forests in Siberia. the headgear ah^ady in stock runs tion of relief. speaks with authori^ in a rather Into the thousands and Includes While the actual demand from . OF teADFORD strident American vofce, which she's The journey was over a thousand WEEKLY POME 'i However worthy his motives. I everyday varieties ornamented with farmers has been met, other men never tried to Anglicize, and in a miles and the time estimated for It Many men «r« gorgeously colored beads, and war­ will bo sent out if they can be cannot but think that the Bishop Baltimore accent. Her nerves seem eight months. Actually they trekked Too smart to of Bradford, in his outspoken views riors' bomiets bedecked with ostrich, placed, said the minister. The min­ to be Internal, not external; she over 5,000, and took five and a half Work but eagle, and cock feathers . . . Paul ister said that no complaints have of King Edward during a most em- has a temper she's learned to years. Of the 3,000 reindeer that Not smart enough been received over unhealthy men ' barrassing situation, is greatly to be To live withont Robeson, who impersonates a Zulu handle; and a good woi*lng seivse started, only 30O reached their des­ chieftain, sports a swanky cape being sent out to farms. He pointed blamed. In his zeal for the church, of justice. She can be pig-headed tination, but the loss had been re­ Wwk. he has done more harm than good. which was manufactured from the out that they were inspected for or determined once she gets round placed by births, and the official white edges of 200 gray apesklns, physical fitness before leaving for I refer to his explanation of what to It, and has the American wo­ deUvery was 2,370. Most women talk too much. But - he said' about King Edward. It was owing to the scarcity of white mon­ farm jobs. man's tendency to reform men in beware of the woman who doesnt keys . . . work on the film Is tak­ Under this scheme the unem­ first Inferred that what he said was small ways. She used to play a de­ talk at aU. < in reference to the contemtdated THE FOOD BILL OF ing place simultaneously at Shep­ ployed man is given $5 per month, cent game of bridge, I read, which THE LONDON IZOO herd's Bush and In South Africa board and. lodging, and a bonus o' marriage, of the King, which In the is interesting. At her cocktail MODERN NURSERY RIMES ' chcumstances, the lady being what The annual report of the London . . the location camp in Africa $2.50 per month if he stays on the parties she mixes the drinks her­ Zoo for the year 1935 is an inter­ Jack and Jill is In the "Valley of a Thousand job until March 31 next. she ii, was quite in order. But he Went up the hill self; she measxves the proportions esting docxunent of what it costs Hills" in Natal, 50 mUes west of The farmer is allowed $5 per nine and ten years of age. • , lAade 'matters worse by saying that with her eye and turns out an even At 60 per or faster; month by the governments under .what he said had no reference to to feed the anhnals there. Durban. 44 Children Are Scanty reports reachhig here from glassful as accurately as any bar­ The food bill, for the Zoo's 3,932 A cop gave chase. the joint scheme. .^^ the .marriage but to the King's man. She doesnt drink cocktails, What a disgrace— thd isolated village Indicated the Ust want of religion. The Bishop was inmates amoimted to £12,000, and Dr. Cross said he had no further preferring whiskey and soda; she some of the items and amounts ap­ The jalles's now their master. Mary Garden, former opera queen, word from Ottawa as to completion Killed As School of dead might lengthen. Many par­ perfectly^ within his rights in ex­ smokes Turkish cigarettes. She Is and now a hunter of singing talent, ents reported their children still pressing "his opinion of a Sovereign pearing in the commissariat arc: Of the work and wages agreement a good cook, but cooks only for her 254 tons horse-flesh, 121 tons hay, WHEN'SDAY has harsh words for the yotmger between the Province and the Do­ Building Crashes imaccounted for. . Who is the head of the Established favored friends; her chocolate cake When's that slacker get the sack? generation of singers. Church of which he is a monber. 200,000 bananas. 11 tons apples, 6 minion, under which $480,000 would is ccnsldered historic. Mrs. Simpson tons bread. 27,000 eggs, 470 pound When's that fellow coining back? "Thousands of youngsters want be spent on highway projects to LISBON, Dec. 10.—(CP.-Havas) But he was so indiscreet as to vent When's that ship from England due? to be great singers," she said, "but is said to be a wisecracker and ac­ ant-eggs. 174 tons clover. 45 tons absorb single unemployed men. The —Forty-four children were killed SASKATOON, Dec. 10.-«—Use his opinions at a time when any­ cording to the New Yorker, enjoys When's that man supposed to sue? they aren't wllUng to work for it. and 300 seriously injured Tuesday thing to aggravate a complicated herrings and whitmg, 26,000 let­ funds would be nrovlded by a Do­ of high grade registered seed to the company of middle-aged states­ tuces, 25 tons potatoes, 28 tons bis­ When's she learning bow to speU? The dowmight slavery that goes minion grant of $240,000 and a loan when a school building in the vil­ situation should have been consider­ When's he think we ought to seU? mto becoming a smger seems to maintain and raise the high quality men "since they are in a position cuits, 12 cwt. sugar, 533 pound dried of a similar siun to the Province. lage of Porto De Moz collapsed and of Canadian wheat was urged by ed, waiting the ot^rtunity instead to know and are good talkers; and When's a fellow ever praised? appall them. They nm out of gas buried 500 persons under tons of • of betag expressed at a most un- flies. Dr. L. H. Newman, Dominion cereal- she's quick on the verbal trigger When's onr weAly stipend raised? in a hurry." TURKEYS FOR MARKET debris, it was learned here today. ••• fortunate time. On his head rest herself." The writer of the article Each lion has a daily allowance When's that working whistle soond? Miss Garden's job now is to tour ist since 1921, at the opening of the the cries of the crowds who dem- (Prom Our Own Correspondent) The catastrophe occurred during Saskatoon sltttags of the Turgeon in the New Yorker seems to have of 12 pounds of meat except on one When's onr week-ena coming 'roona; the country for Metro-Goldwyn- GLENWOOD, Dec. 10.—E. C. Lyb- ceremonies marking the anniversary w onstrated In favor of the King, made a particular and Intimate day a week, when he is given no When'sday. Mayer studios, giving auditions. royal grain commission t^Say. : "Down with the Bishops" and occa­ bert has commenced to kill and of the founding of the Catholic Wheat produced would be a vital study of the lady who has cwne food at all lor the sake of his —Lon WaUender in Toronto Star. She said she found six persons out dress his flock of 200 fat turkeys Action In Portugal. sioned the booing of the Arch- health. An eagle has from 10 to 12 of 1000 auditions in the last year. factor In determining Canada's into such prominenca lately. for the Christmas market. Most of the victims were between place in world markets. V .bishop of Canterbury by the crowd ounces of meat a day, while a pen­ THIS STRANGE OLD WORLD in Downing Street. The Bishop of « guin has 6ix}undsof fish. Theman- Insect Inferiority—Man is still 'Bradford's zeal certainly out- AN EPIC STORY atees eat 50 lettuces apiece and a superior to the insects. It takes '-weiglied his sense of discretion and OF A GREAT TREK sea lion's daily ration varies from millions of caterpillars«to destroy a ^I'would go as far as to say his sense The epic trek I refer to is the 20 to 40 pounds of herrings. A hip­ forest, and one vacationist can do Sof decency in the drctmistances.,1 bringing of 3000 reindeer from popotamus's meals consists of 1 it with a match.—Toronto Star. jH-don't think he did the Church of Alaska to Northern Canada, a dis­ cwt. of hay, greens and roots, and OiMt Gone—A dog who swam into ^England any good. tance of over 1000 miles. It is not an elephant, in addition to the the park lake at Moose Jaw, Sas­ fa , ^—. easy to imagine the magnitude of buns and fruit presented by the katchewan, to argue with a swan, :::THE LADY IN such an undertaking—driving 3000 public, receives 1% trusses of hay. paid with his life. The swan Jump­ head of reindeer a thousand miles. 6 bundles of green fodder, crushed ed on his back and held his head I'THE CASE The idea was that of the Canadian oats, potatoes, carrots and apples. '^i. Mrs. Wallis Simpson, the lady in tmder water until be was dead.— .:,?the case in the situatitm created, News Item. ;'Trtilch is now the general topic of /•conversation, has had many columns SAYINGS ''written about her. Some of these "For me. Empire as we know it rare amusing. There was an article, TEXT ABDICATION BILL and democracy are incompatible." 'lor Instance, in the New Yorker, —J. S; Woodsworth, MJ". LONDON. Dec. 11.—(AV-The text the enactment of this Act, and the Of the Abditation BUI filed in the Commonwealth of Australia, the "Dictators have only become pos­ LAME BACK House of Commons last night fol­ Dominion of New Zealand, and the sible through the hiventlon of the lows: Union of South Africa has assented microphone."—Sir Thomas Inskip. ' fiin Pins give prompt relief from A Bill to give effect to EU Ma­ thereto: backache rexultmg from deranged jesty's Declaration of Abdication Be it therefore enacted by the "Ever since the world began it kidneys. They soothe and heal irri­ and for the purposes connected King's most excellent majesty, by has been a fact that you cannot tated tissues and assist the kidneys there wiUi: and with the advice and consent of get something for nothing."—Henry in their function of eliminatingpois- Whereas His Majesty by his royal the Lords spiritual and temporal, Ford. f onous waste matter from the system. message of the lOth day of Decem­ and the Commons, in this present ber in this present year has been Parliament assembled, and by the "The fight in the world today is pleased to declare that he is irre­ authority of the same, as follows: net for political liberty but for vocably determined to renounce the L Immediately upon royal assent economic freedom."—Hon. H. H. throne for himself and his descend­ being signified to this Act, the In­ Stevens. ants, and has for that purpose exe­ strument of Abdication executed by cuted an Instrument of Abdication His present Majesty on the lOth day "Most problems of govemmoit set out in the schedule to this Act, of December. 1936, set out in the are the enlargement of the problems and has dgnified his desire that ef­ schedule to this Act, shall have of every household." — Herbert fect thereto should be given im­ effect, and thereunder His Majesty Hoover. mediately; shall cease to be King and there And whereas following upcm the shall be a demise of the Crown, "The most important shigle fac­ communication .to his dominions of and accordingly the member of the tor threatening recovery is a short­ His Majesty's declaration and de­ Royal Family then next in succes­ age of skilled labor." — Raymond sire, the Dominion of Canada, pur­ sion to the Throne shall succeed to Moley. mmmi suant to the provisions of Section 4 all rights, privileges and dignities of the Statute of Westminster of thereunto belonging. "It takes a highly tatellectual In­ 1931, as requested and consented to 2. His Majesty and his issue, if dividual to .enjoy leisure. Most of any, and descendants of that Issue us Iiad better count on working." shall not alter His Majesty's abdi- —Dr. J. B. Nash. ^1 catum or have any right, title or in­ terest in or to succession to the "No man is wholly free until he Throne and Section 1 of this Act is both politically and economic­ of Settlement shall be considered ally free. No man with an inade­ r4« accordingly. quate wage is free." — Ovm D. roUOW THE SUN 3. The Royal Marriages Act ol Yotmg. 1772 shall not apply to His Majesty after his adblcatlon and not to the "If employers could see farther mm SOUTH issue, if any, of His Majesty or de­ than their noses they would not scendants of that Issue. need any coercion to force them to . The golden laztness of California, the desert tesoru accept collective bargaining." — ive a This Act may be cited as His and guest ranches of the Soudiwest, where summer Harry Ehner Barnes. basks all winter, are only a day or two from Van- Majesty's Declaration of Abdication couveriuul Seattle when you go by train. And your Act of 1936. Southern Pacific trip is a fitting prelude ts die The attached schedule read: "This barbaric sweating of labor "i' ^ \ thrilling outdoor days that follow in these sumiy "I, Edward vni. of Great Britain, can jump any tariff wall or imder- soudwm lands. Ail onr^ trains are completely air- Ireland and the British Dominions mlne any currency stabilization. coodidoned. You'll tnyd tviftly, safely and eom- Beyond the Seas, King, Emperor of Don't let us be bUnd to this fact.*' XOD forlablj, anlTiflg at your destination rested and India, do hereby declare my Irre­ —Bernard M. Baruch. vocable determination to renounce ready to enjoy me gay days that await you. Low the Throne for myself and my de­ "Taxation properly Imposed Is a it fares prevaiL For csounple; _ scendants, and my desire that effect necessary evil, but taxation to 8Ui>- SIX-20IROWNIC;iUNIOIt-= JIPPT KODAK SiX.20—Hardto KODAK SIX*20 (f.S.ai-Most OINi>KO0AK IIOHT—Fdr From Letbbrldge Coach Tourist should be given to this Instrument port government waste, extrava­ Load, aim, click—and you have tto wronft with the Jiffy. Touch populor fine camera. Its keen economical home movies. Easy SAN FRANCISCO $57.35 $68.80 of Abdication immediately. gance or experiment is an unneces­ scored another swell snapshot a button—"Pop" it opens. Kodak Anastiftmat /.6.3 lens to use... low in cost—It makes LOS ANGELES . . $62.70 $75.20 sary evil."—Col, Frank Knox. with this Brownie. Fixed focus, Touch another—"Cllck^'—It makes snapshots in any weath­ 20 to 30 black-and-white scenes tow fares to PiJm Springs, Phoenix, Tucson "In token whereof I have here­ both t)me instantaneous ^ets the picture. Extra-smart, er. Its 1/100-eecond shutter on a film costlnit $2.60, finish- and olbet Soulbwestem destinalions, too. unto set my hand this 10th day of exposures; two diaphragm etched metal front, black mo- "stops" most action. Has eye- ed, ready to show. Movies nt December, 1936, in the presence of "As carloadlngs go down the im­ openings. Sturdy and depend­ rocco-ftrain covering. Two bril­ level and reflecting finders. about 10^. a scene! And for a Return limit 6 mcmtbs. Coach fares good in portance of editorial columns goes nmdem coaches and chair cars. Tourist witnesses whose signatures are sub­ able. For 2K X iH'taeh pic­ liant reflectlnfl finders. Pic­ Makes 2ii x 3>4-lnch pictures. few cents more each scene— scribed. up. Today with institutions crumb­ tures—price 12.50. Sli-16 tures 2J4 X 3M Inches. Price, Price, $18. Other models from Kodachromo full-color movies. fares good in tourist Pullmans, plus bertn ling and the people crying for charge. "Edward, B.I., signed at R)rt Bel­ Brownie Junior for 2H x 4}^- $8.25. Jiffy Kodak Slx-16,2H x $14.50 to $42. Kodak Slx-16, CIn6-Kodak Eiaht. with jr.3.5 vedere in the presence of Albert, guidance, it comes from those col­ Inch pictures—price, 9$. 4H, $9.25. 2yi X 4K, $16.50 to $46. lens, costs $39.90. ^ Henry and George (the King's three umns." — John Bassett, Canadian Southern Pacific; brothers). newspaper executive. $2M $39Bfli P«r 4«t«U>, SM your local actBl or writ* & C. ALTON, C«ni««a Oj«u 474 CruivUU 8t, Vanconw, B.C.; SLEEPING OUT •IT J.A.QRMANDJ^CM««I PtlMtn^n Agt9t,705 Pacific » <» This Is the life, to lie beneath •> BEUEI^FEED GOES <• the stars, <• OUT, RETLAW AREA and Stag, . farmers have been busy dur- Safe in an Eezie Rain-prooC Sleeping-bag. r.i ^ Ing out feed from the local <• 4 Pool elevator under the • Tliose soggy millions dweUlng.in • drought area relief plan. • the city, Threshed oats, baled hay, <• —I thbik of ihem with deep oat buiuUes and oat straw ^ disgiut and pity! were distributed. The ex- • Give me;the naked skytuid Sf 0 fhesa anil «tK«r Eastmon cdm«rat at your tfcalar's. Irawnles from %l.2Si Kodaks frofn $8 treme cold wcathei- did not • vlrgbi soil. slow up distribution. "S* (Did I forget to bring the In Canada "Eastman" and "Kodak" are the regtotered trade marks and sole property of Canadian Kodak Co., Limited, Toronto, Out. RussiftD Oil7Jt