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VOL XXIII NO. 135 TUESDAY, MAY 1, 1990. THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Hofman ends 40 years at NO, leaves a legend By ANDREA CAVANAUGH dean of the Freshman Year of man's time at Notre Dame, News Writer • Photos I page 4 Studies. espncially his chmnistry classes. l~mil Hofman, currently dnan Hofman's many awards tes­ Students report dreading of tlw Frnshman Y11ar of Stud­ convinced him to become a tify to his devotion in teaching quizzes they tcrnwd "Emils." ins, is retiring at the nnd of this tPaehnr. and in promoting excellence Before tests, students com­ yPar. Aft1~r 40 years of hard t\fter completing his M.S. de­ within the Notre Dame commu­ monly recited the "Our Father" work in various capaeitins, hn gree at Notre Dame, he became nity. with a slight revision to "deliver will bn lnaving the UnivNsity. part of the faculty of the chem­ • In 1963, ho was tho first re­ them from Emil." llofrnan said it was limn for istry department. In accepting cipient of the Thomas P. Mad­ During finals week, I lofman him to rntirn because "when this position, he interrupted his den Award for excellence in formed a paradn with different you ar1~ 70 years old. you havn Ph.D. research. He said, "I teaching freshman. themes in order to lighten the to think about tlwsn things." loved the teaching so much, I • In 1982, he received the students' mood. lie dressed as lin plans to stay in South Bend delayed the research." James E. Armstrong Award in Bruce Springsteen or Notre and promises he will not do Balancing his research and recognition of his outstanding Dame's quarterback, 007, and anything he "does not want to." teaching, he managed to com­ Emil Hofman service to the University and his proceeded with his teaching as­ Hegardl1~ss of what he does, plete his Ph.D. in 1960. tant dean in the College of personal qualities that reflect sistants to tlw site of the final llofman hop1~s he will bn abln to Science. the principles of the University. exam. n~main involved in the Univer­ In 1963, he was appointed to Two of Hofman's important •In 1983, A scholarship was Hofman has many stories to sity. assistant chairman of the accomplishments are the endowed in his honor for un­ tell of students who performed lie nntered Notre Dame in chemistry department. Hofman Teacher Training Institute dergraduate students at the poorly freshman year but re­ 1950 as a chnmistry graduate implemented many creative which educated high school University. ceived a 4.0 senior year, and student and teaching assistant. programs to increase the qual­ teachers for their M.S. degree • In 1987, he received the students who paid their way llofrnan had always hoped to ity of the students' education. and directed the International Shilts/ Leonard Teaching through school and now are havn a carnnr in industry bul His energy and creativity soon Science and Engineering Fair. Award in the College of Science. working as a teaching assistant earned him the office of assis- In 1971, he was appointed _Many storjes surround Hof- see HOFMAN I page6 Shiites release American hostage Reed; Bush thanks Syria and Iran for assistance

DAMASCUS, Syria (APJ - He was freed in Beirut at 8:30 could be no rest "until ali Anwrican hostage Frank Heed p.m. ( 1:30 p.m. EDT), Syrian hostages are free." was frond Monday aftnr being officials said, and was driven to There are still 16 Westerners, lwld for 43 "endless" months, the Syrian capital, where For­ including six Americans, held in much of tlw time blindfolded, eign Minister Farouk al-Sharaa Lebanon. by Shiite Moslem kidnappers in turned him over to U.S. ambas­ "I hope this is a forerunner LdHtnon. lin was the sneond sador Edward Djerejian. to the release of the other Arrwrican fnwd in nirw days. lie left Damascus at 2.22 American hostages and the ! "I'd like to tell my family, a.m. Tuesday (7:22 p.m. EDT others from other countries ~~specially my son Tan~k. that Monday) on a U.S. military held against their will," Bush his daddy is wPII. ll11 is a littln transport plane headed for the said. skinny, hut he will bn home very U.S. Air Foree Base at Wies­ The Iranian newspaper soon." tlw 57 -year-old ed ueator baden, West Germany, where he Tehran Times said Tuesday from Malden. Mass., told state­ will undergo medical checks that unless Washington an­ run Syrian TV after his release. and a debriefing by a State De­ swers the latest releases with In tlw Boston suburb of partment team. goodwill gestures, no more Malden. Hnnd's Syrian Moslem President Bush hailed Heed's Americans will go free. witi~. Fahirna "Fif'i" Heed. 3

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INSIDE COLUMN WEATHER

Forecast for noon, Tuesday, May 1. Parietal patrol: Lines show high temperatures. Chastity Guard on duty

The clock strikes 2 a.m.; parietals are now in effect. A steady stream of men National high:102 begin to flow out of (Presido, Texas) every female dorm on National low: 7 campus. What power­ (Pinedale, Wy.) ful force drives these Yesterday's high: 69 men so quickly out Jeanne Blasi Yesterday's low: 50 the door? Standing in •the doorway, Design Assistant Forecast: Partly sunny smugly and cool today. Highs in glaring at all these men, is the Chastity the middle-to upper 50s. Guard, gun in hand and ready for action. FRONTS: Tomorrow cloudy with a She uses any means possible to protect chance of rain. Highs to­ the virtue of ND women. From ESP to her • • • morrow in the upper 50s. COLD• • WARM STATIONARY• • bloodhound's nose, she is trained to detect ©1990 Accu-Weather, Inc. the signs of a helpless female falling prey to Pressure the charms of a nasty boy. Remember, every room is a bedroom. ®© In some dorms, the guard makes rounds HIGH LOW SHOWERS RAIN T-STORMS FLURRIES SNOW ICE SUNNY PT. CLOUDY CLOUDY through the hallways, peeking under door­ Via Associated Press GraphicsNet ways on her hands and knees, holding a glass up to the door to listen for male sounds, and sniffing for the aroma of cologne in her quest for virtue. The Univer­ OF INTEREST sity even plans to install new, larger key­ holes in all the women's dorms. Money is Transfer students interested in helping with Washington D.C. Club will be driving two also being set aside to purchase supersonic next year's transfer orientation should attend a manda­ trucks back to Washington D.C. for anyone wishing to glasses to pick up extra sounds through tory meeting tonight at 8:30 p.m. in the Montgomery The­ send personals home. Club members will be receiving a doors. atre in LaFortune. We will be compiling a list and giving bulletin in the mail with further details. Anyone with One Chastity Guard was even seen hanging specific information about the fall schedule. questions should call 271-5691 or 283-1416 on campus. from the roof by a rope as she peered through the windows. After this incidence, A Mother's Day pottery sale will be held Female singers interested in forming a contem­ the University proposed to purchase a new May 2 and May 3, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on the Ri­ porary a cappella group should contact Margaret at 283- fleet of helicopters to make their endeavors ley/O'Shaughnessy lawn. 4081. less life-threatening. After 2 a.m., a few brave men dare to stay with their dates in 24-hour lounges, strictly monitored by the Chastity Guards. WORLD They are brilliantly lit and if a light goes Boris Yeltsin was taken to a off. alarms sound loudly and the Chastity hospital in Spain yesterday with a Peasants in an Andean mountain village in Guard rushes in, gun in hand, and escorts slipped disc and was to undergo back Peru stoned to death a local leader of a Shining Path the guy out the door by his ear. surgery, regional television said. The guerrilla group along with his mother and sister, police The "four-feet-on-the-floor" rule must be outspoken Soviet Congress deputy, said yesterday. Police said almost 200 peasants attacked strictly observed at all times. This rule who has a history of heart trouble, Similiano Chavez Yanac and his sister, Vitaliana, as they eliminates any type of "close encounters of arrived in Barcelona Sunday night and were visiting their 65-year-old mother, Alberta, in the the horizontal kind." was to have appeared on a television town of Huamarin, 180 miles north of Lima. Chavez, 43, Violators receive the harshest punishment. panel show and his 35-year-old sister were members of the Maoist­ Male violators are usually castrated on Monday. The television, TV-3, said Yeltsin would be oper­ inspired Shinning Path group and were armed with auto­ sight and female violators are lectured pro­ ated on at Barcelona Hospital. TV-3 said Yeltsin had matic weapons, police said. The mob beat the three with fusely on averting the typical ND male's complained of back pain during the day and had canceled sticks and then stoned them to death, police said. They drive. In extreme cases, the violator must a scheduled news conference and meeting with officials. said Chavez has led a guerrilla force for years. pin a large scarlet "C" on her at all times to remind her of evils of temptation. Some evil women find ways to get around the Chastity Guard. For example, some NATIONAL claim to have developed a sixth sense that alerts them when she is on the prowl. California Polytechnic State University Jurors in Imelda Marcos' fraud trial in New Others delegate lookouts or set up traps to President Warren Baker has called off future celebrations York were told yesterday about $1 million in newly­ warn of her arrival. of the annual Poly Royal festival for an indefinite period minted Philippine pesos and jewelry that were seized after The most daring try to break parietals after a morning meeting with San Luis Obispo Mayor Ron the Marcoses fled to Hawaii. Twenty-two boxes of (Note: breaking parietals and having Dunin. On Friday and Saturday nights, party-goers hurled currency and jewelry, including a diamond tiara, were on "social gatherings" do NOT occur at ND). rocks and bottles at police officers, who used tear gas a U.S. Air Force plane that followed the Marcoses to this However, the addition of non-removable and fire hoses to disperse crowds. Sixty-four people were country on Feb. 26, 1986, the day after Ferdinand Marcos screens on the windows makes this feat injured, including 14 police officers, and there were 110 was ousted as president, U.S. agent Leslie Kinney said. more difficult now. Since the men can no arrests. longer hide on the window ledges, women Amtrak would have to suspend passenger Americans will spend an average of two must disguise or hide their male compan­ rail service to Florida if a judge rules that it must quit hours per day, the equivalent of seven years over a ions in their rooms. One has to wonder, dumping sewage from moving trains, Amtrak's president lifetime, sitting in front of the tube, according to a 13- though, when she sees a laundry bag walk­ testified yesterday. U.S. District Judge Howell Melton is to year study of viewers released yesterday. The findings ing by itself to the bathroom at 4 a.m. decide if the national railroad can be prosecuted for were published in a book, "Television and the Quality of It's nice to know that while Big Brother dumping waste in northern Florida waterways. Amtrak Life: How Viewing Shapes Everyday Experience." Viewers monitors the people of Beijing, Big Sister is appealed to federal court after a state jury found Amtrak in the study reported their hours in front of the tube on the lookout for walking laundry bags. guilty in of four felony counts of commercial littering. made them feel worse rather than better.

INDIANA MARKET UPDATE ALMANAC Closings for April 30, 1990 P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, Indiana 46556 On May 1: (219)-239-7471 A dozen fires set on the Indiana e1n 1884: Construction began University campus in Bloomington within 16 days Today's Staff: Volume in shares on the first skyscraper, a 10- appear to be random and probably are not the story structure in Chicago built Production News Systems result of a single arsonist, the campus police 122.8 Million by the Home Insurance Co. of Wendy Cunningham Amy Leroux Gilbert Gomez chief said yesterday. The 12 fires set since April New York. Jeanne Blasi Monica Yant Deb Walker 14 have caused thousands of dollars in damages, Pete Yob e1n 1931: New York's 102- VIeWpOint Graphics said IU Police Chief George Huntington. The story Empire State Building Julie Shepherd NYSE Index Accent Bradford J. Boehm School of Music and Fine Arts buildings have 181.49 {} .75 was dedicated. Kathy Welsh Catherine Danahy been hit twice. Circulation S&P Composite eln 1967: Entertainer Elvis Sports Ad Design Chris Hanley 329.11 \7 3.81 Presley married Priscilla Frank Pastor Amy Eckert Lu Medeiros Gov. Evan Bayh announced plans Dow Jones Industrials Ken Tysiac Kelly McHugh Beaulieu in Las Vegas. Quinn Satepauhoodle yesterday for a regional office complex in Gary 2,656.76 {}11.72 eJn 1987: During a visit to that will improve access to four state agencies Precious Metals West Germany, Pope John Paul for residents in northwest Indiana. "State II beatified Edith Stein, a Jew­ government provides services that affect the daily Gold \7 $2.60 to $371.40 1 oz. ish-born Carmelite nun who lives of every Hoosier," Bayh said. "Therefore, The Observer (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday Silver{} 1.5¢ to $4.932 I oz. was gassed in the Nazi death through· Friday except during exam and vacation periods. The state government offices should be conveniently camp at Auschwitz during the Observer is a member of the Associated Press. All reproduction located in every region of the state." Source: AP Holocaust. rights are reserved. The Observer page 3

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1ne uoservertt:lJII Mowle Gaylord Nelson (right), founder of Earth Day, speaks with senior James Dailey, head of the Environmental Action Club. Nelson spoke yesterday at ND about the history of Earth Day and tactics that should be em­ ployed to help save the environment in a speech titled, "The Greening of American Politics." Earth Day founder says study of environment a must for all By SANDRA WIEGAND decades for the necessary in the long run. lw said. Assistant News Editor change to come about, he said, and presidential initiative is a Nelson said hn would likn to A "conservation ethic" must necessity. s1~e half of the "peace dividend" become a part of the U.S. cul­ resulting from reduced defense ture. encouraging people to Although the stat11 of the en­ spending go toward sustaining consider tho impact their ac­ vironment has worsened in the ecological rnsourcns. If tho de­ tions will havo on tho environ­ 20 years since hn began Earth cision wnrn his. lw said, tlw dn­ mont, according to Gaylord Day, Nelson said, the rate has fensn budgnt would be cut in Nelson, tho founder of Earth been slowed from the course it half within tlw next tnn years. Day. would have taken without pre­ Nelson. who spoke at a press sent efforts. "All we'rn doing is making confernnce Monday, served as a ourselves worse off (by spend­ Wisconsin senator from 1962 ing so much on ddense)," lw Earth Day was started, he The Observer/Bill Mowle to 1980. A· "conservation gen­ said. eration" must be raised. hn said. to reach leaders in the Showers for the end of April said, and education is the key. private sector, and to initiate Nelson said that although tlw The last day of April was one of the first days the fountain, located Nelson was recently asked demonstrations so large that rising world population is o1w just outside of LaFortune Student Center, was activated. Yester­ what legislation he would have they force the issue into the reason for the nnvironm1~ntal day also saw temperatures moderating from recent summer-like passed if he had the choice, he mainstream of political dia­ crisis, pollution is caused by readings as rain and cooler weather took over. said, and answered that "every logue. "what people usn and do, h not single school in the U.S., grades merely by their nxistenee. K through 12, should have an One sign that the message is Now in our new location: environmental element in every getting across, lw said, is the From 80 to 90 pnrcent of tlw 1724 N Ironwood Dr. course." increased number of corporate pollution in tlw world could South Bend, IN Such legislation has been executives who call him, wish­ have b1~nn prnvented. he said, passed in Wisconsin, he said, ing to become involved in Earth and the cost of not implnnwnt­ 272-0129 adding that if it reached a na­ Day activities. On the first ing environmentally sound poli­ tional level, "the president Earth Day in 1970, he said. cies is going to be "1 00 to wouldn't bo able to stand by si­ none wished to partieipate. 1,000 times grnater" than tiH' Bicycles by: • Thule car racks lently as he has." cost of making such changes. *Raleigh •Basso •Giordana clothing Hegarding what has some­ To encourage environmental •Miele • Diad ora shoes times been called a lack of ac­ awareness in less developed Asked about his feelings •Bridgestone tion by President Bush, who countries, the U.S. should pro­ about organizations such as •Eddy Merckx •DeRosa •CIC heart rate monitors claims to be the vide technical and scientific in­ Earth First which are consid­ •Pinarello • Exceed sport nutritional "Environmental President," formation, Nelson said. ered radical. Nelson said, "I supplements Nelson said, "I think it's a real don't condone violnnce ... but tragedy; at least he's an im­ Countries like Brazil, he said, most of the groups anm 't vio­ The area's ONLY certified FIT-KIT Technicians for provement over Beagan, who cut down rain forests because lent. All groups have a role to proper fit and position totally trashed the environ­ they are trying to support play. If they want to lie down in • NECA Frame Alignment ment. .. but he hasn't made any themselves on a day by day ba­ front of bulldozers, they know proposals. He needs to propose sis. The U.S. must provide aid they will pay the consequences. •Customer Wheel Building an environmental agenda, rally­ to encourage more long-term I'm not going to go around • Certified Mechanics ing the country around it." planning, because a sustained saying my way is the only It will take two or three yield would be more profitable way ... l don't blame them." Correction In the Monday, April :-w. story on transfer students at Notre Dame, there were sev­ REFRIGERATOR RETURN eral factual errors. The headline incorrectly stated that Notre Dame will take 700 transfer students; most IF YOU RENTED A REFRIGERATOR AT THE FALL from Saint Mary's Co11oge and Holy Cross College. It should have said that Notre MALL IT MUST BE RETURNED. Dame receives 700 transfer applications; most applica­ tions from Holy Cross College and Saint Mary's WHEN: FRI MAY 4TH 2PM--5PM College. According to Susan Joyce. transfer coordinator WHERE: STEPAN BASKETBALL COURTS for the Office of Admissions, the number of transfer stu­ dents who are admitted to Notre Dame is approxi­ mately 150. In addition, The refrigerators MUST be CLEAN, DRY and DEFROSTED University requirements in­ clude six credit hours in both in order to receive your deposit. philosophy and theology, not six semesters.

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DELIVER Us FROM EMIL PSALM 23 (revisitfldl

The Emil is my teacher; I shall not pass. lie maketh me to sit in an assigned scat; And causeth me to answer seven questions; lie confuseth my mind. lle guides me For his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the Shadow of the Valley of Death I fear no Emil, for thou art with me. Your review sessions and your staff, They comfort me. You set a periodic table before me in the sight of my classmates. You inundate my head with facts my notebook runneth over. Surely worries and anxiety shall follow mn All the Thursdays of my life. And I shall dwell in the Hall of Cushing for months to come.

This psalm/prayer can be said in the place of the usual "and deliver us from EMIL" prayer at the start of class. You freshmen may even want to clip out this artidP and keep it in your text to remind you that things arnn 't so bad. Maybe it will keep you from "making those mistakes that all freshmen make." I could write more about Emil T. But maybe anything but a prayer would bn useless. Good luck ... you'll need it!

This prayer by Jim Greene originally appeared in The Observer on September 10. 1982.

Observer file photos were taken by Joe Raymond, E.G. Bailey and Zoltan Ury. Tuesday, May 1, 1990 The Observer page-s • NATO ISSUe nags Germanys BONN, West G11rmany (API­ Moseow's "justified seeurity in- eeonomic and other incentives West German leaders at­ terests." to the Soviet Union to overcome tempted Monday to overcome Genscher told the Soviet ofli- reservations about German uni- Kn~mlin opposition to a united cial that German unification fication within NATO. (;errnany belonging to NATO as would represent the "solution Kohl, in a statement read by pn~parations got under way for of a serious European problem Vogel, said he is "certain that historic unification talks. (the division of Europe), and we will come to a reasonable Experts from the two Ger­ not the creation of a new one." agreement, also with the Soviet manys and the four vietorious In an effort to make some Union" on the matter of a World War II powers held headway before Saturday's united Germany's strategic: al­ dosml-door procedural talks in "two-plus-l'our" talks, the West legiances. Hast Berlin to prnpare for the German government announecd formal "two-plus-four" negoti­ that Genscher would hold sepa­ Kohl added that West Ger­ ations at the l'on~ign ministers' rate meetings friday with So­ many is "ready for comprehen­ level in Bonn. viet Foreign Minister Eduard sive cooperation with the Soviet No dntails on thn East Berlin Shevardnadze and U.S. Secre­ Union in the areas of economy, talks werP reh~as1~d. tary of State James Baker. technological exchanges, ath­ Baker will also meet Friday letic meetings ... and coopera­ Wnst Gnrman Pomign Minis­ with West German Chancellor tion in seeurity questions." Wr llans-Dietrich Genscher as­ llelmut Kohl, said West Gnrman sun~d Vietor Karpov, the Soviet government spokesman Dieter Kohl's statement did not deputy forPign minister, during Vogel. elaborate. West Germany is the a private mneting Monday that Kohl indicated that West Soviet Union's largest trading Bonn would not overlook Germany was prnpared to offer partner in the West. Berlins expect May Day celebration, riots WHST BHHI.IN IAI'I - Thou­ dashes between the eity police Skinheads and youths in sands of 1~xtra polirn wern de­ and youth gangs, foreigners blaek leather will be special ploynd Monday in both Berlins and extremists. targets, Piestert said. Skinhead alwad of fparnd May Day riots, Last ynar some 2,000 riotnrs is a popular term for right­ as tlw dty prl'parnd for its first rampaged through the streets wing extremist youths with ~ joint eel1~hration of the holiday of W!~st Berlin, smashing win­ dose-shaven heads. I siru~e thP Bnrlin Wall came dows and ears and looting gro­ PiBstnrt said the polien wlll, I down. cery stores and other busi­ however, not close any of the llnion organiznrs said tlwy nesses. More than 300 police more than 35 border check­ PXJHH't up to !iO.OOO pnople ol'l'icnrs, demonstrators and points between East and West from both sides of the city to passers-by were injured. Berlin, whieh Germans can attPnd tlw fpstivities today. Last wenk. hundreds of right­ cross after presenting a valid Polien forrns in Hast Bnrlin wing "skinheads" and lnftist passport. and West BNiin will mu·.h have nxtrernists rampaged in Hast "We're too happy about the :l,OOO extra oflicprs on tlw job, Berlin and police fear that borders being open to close and WPst Bnrlin policP said they troublemakers from both sides them now," Piestert said. will hn prPpared with watnr of the city will join forces to­ cannons and tear gas. day. The Berlin Wall and the rest AP Photo Tlw main May Day event will "We 'II do our best to see that of East Germany's western Endara visjts the U.S. lw a cnlnhmtion in front of the violent pnople don't cross the border were opened in Novern­ Panamanian President Guillermo Endara talks to reporters on his fornwr HPichstag, or parlia­ border," West Berlin police bnr 1989. arrival at Andrews Air Force Base as Secretary of State James nu~nt building, in West Bnrlin. spokesman Gernot Piestert told Baker stands near. The Panamanian leader was scheduled to For the last three years, May The Associated Press. "We 'II For the first time police in meet with President Bush yesterday. I, tho international workers search anyone who looks suspi­ both Berlins will cooperate to holiday, has been marked by cious." ensure security for the holiday.

Catnpus Ministry and You @0PUS ------MINISTRY CULTURAL DETERRENTS TO INTIMACY

This past week was a beautiful one. Sunshine, warmth, a definite end to the The Whiteheads' definition works either way. If the Intimacy quest Is midwest's longest seeming season of winter. Nature let itself be known in very primarily sexual and will fit most notions of being fully moral, It will Involve graphic ways. elements of commitment and fidelity and change. If It Is primarily 1plrltual, It Most graphic of all, perhaps, were the ducks and geese on the two lakes, will also Involve those same elements. letting it be very clear to whoever might be there to observe what nature's But these are most likely not the questions folks ask as they walk around the primary purpose for this season is: recreation, renewal, reinforcement of the lake, holding hands or wanting to. The pressure of defining the relationships species. precludes those questions. She'll think I'm too serious. He'll be scared off by We humans have been affected by the season too, certainly. Garb is less wondering if I'm too smart for him. confining. Romance blossoms in us around the lakes and around the rest of The need to be In a relationship has replaced the need to live out essential campus, too. Feelings become more vulnerable than at other times, and in issues of Intimacy. It's as if the culturally demanded category allows or ways more directly related to the weather than is usual. disallows exploration of these Issues In a particular relationship. If we're "just Spring is a season for intimacy: for drawing close and sharing in ways that friends", we can't discuss these things until we at least move to effect change- in ourselves and in our others. Yet certain elements of our boyfriend/girlfriend status. Then, It might be ok. But 'till then the only valid culture seem to work against our nature and its natural call to intimacy. question is "Who are we to each other," not "Who are we?" Wftve established a hierarchy of relationships that detract from healthy As Christians, we're called to be appropriately Intimate in all of our intimate development. When we reflect on our relationships, it's often to relationships. The intimacy comes first. Categories might (might not) follow. I establish just what they are. Are we "boyfriend-girlfriend"? Just friends? Going share who I am with you because of a belief that we are both images of the together? Dating? Lovers? Needing to quickly establish our relationships in same God, and if we're going to know who that God is and be In relationship that context as early as possible and to update it as often as we can does work with that God we need to know the image as well. against our nature and does detract from intimacy. In that context, intimacy is That's certainly not to suggest that we use people and share with pebple only in danger of becoming no more than an audition for status. as a way to get beyond them to what we really want God. Rather, It is to James D. and Evelyn Eaton Whitehead define intimacy as: "the capacity to suggest that by getting to know people and getting them to know us In loving commit ourself to particular people in relationships that last over time and to ways we are being our God to each other or having an experience of who our meet the accompanying demands for change in ways that do not compromise God is. personal integrity." That may or may not be what's going on around the lakes We love because it is our nature to love. We reveal God to each other these days. because we love. When categories and hierarchies get in the way of our loving We are always challenged by life to go out beyond ourselves toward others. or cause it to become artificial or limited, those categories and hierarchies need The purpose of that going out is somewhat complex, however. At times it to be discarded. appears to be In order to procreate. At other times it seems to be In order to At our healthiest and holiest we reach out to each other not In order to move learn from someone some important thing about ourselves or about life in up the culturally determined ladder of relationship and be fulfilled by general. Sometimes we go out in order to give or receive something needed by possessin& what that level offen , but, just lib the ducb and the geese, In one party or the other. These reasons and others beyond them all converge In order to live honestly live out who we are In nature and the world of nature one person - us, and make us feel rather split. Is our need for Intimacy about us. primarily physical? If so, is it primarily sexual? Or is our need primarily spiritual? Is the call beyond ourselves a call to God in some way? A call to service and altruism? How can we know?

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"to get them oriented academi­ Hofman Transfer cally." continued from page 1 continued from page 1 On August 23, the transfer students will register for very successful. ented us, it [the attitude] was classes. "It was the interaction with basically 'Find out about it on the students that I enjoyed," he your own."' Tiller has also planned many said. Hofman was well-known This inspired Tiller to volun­ social events for that weekend, for his friendly association with lilt~ .c teer for the 1989 transfer ori­ including a softball game and a ~,_-,""""- students. He often had break­ entation, which was coordi­ volleyball game. When return­ fast with his male students and nated by senior Kevin Keane. ing students start coming back lunched with the females. "I Tiller credits Keane for improv­ on August 26, the committee have always boasted that I have ing the social aspect of the ori­ plans to take transfer students had more dates than any other entation. "He turned it around off-campus, possibly taking a man on campus," said Hofman. 180 degrees." trip to Michigan Sand Dunes. As he leaves Notre Dame, "We try to get them away from Hofman will not have only in­ Tiller hopes to produce "the campus when it starts getting fluenced students socially but same kind of program" that hectic," he said. also academically. As dean of Keane produced. However, Freshman Year of Studies, he Tiller also wants to "give them Tiller, who has never lived on­ has reorganized the Freshman [transfer students] more social campus, said that he regrets Curriculum, the Freshman interaction." the feeling of isolation that liv­ Learning Resource Center, and ing off-campus creates. "I re­ Freshmhn Orientation. On the first day of this year's ally did not experience the Also as dean of Freshman transfer orientation, August dorm situation, which is very Year of Studies, he has been 22. the transfer orientation fraternal," he said. The Observer/Bill Mowle especially interested in minority committee plans to present a Mac-Attack! issues. He described diversifica­ Mass and a luncheon. Also, Tiller said he would advise Students facing last minute paper deadlines crowd the Macintosh tion as an important compo­ each college will make a pre- transfers to "get involved as computer lab in LaFortune. The lack of late night computing facili­ nent of education and wants sentation about its curriculum. much as they can handle, both ties on campus has brought complaints from students who are students to be prepared to live According to Tiller, the intent is- socially and academically." forced to wait hours for available terminals. in a diversified world. "In help­ ing minority students, we are level of the nation has realized ety including agriculture, busi­ "We have more environmen­ helping all students," Hofman that we are endangering the ness, labor, religion, the gen­ talists in the legislature than Earth eral public, and the govern­ r said. ecosystem. "Without it (the re­ ever before." He said that in r Hofman is in the midst of continued from page 1 alization) nothing would be ment. The social compact 1963 he could think of only five clearing his office in order to The date, April 22, was se­ done," said Nelson. would be a joining together of Senators who were environ­ make room for Associate lected because that week was Another change cited by Nel­ these levels spontaneously in mentally conscious. Provost Eileen Kolman, the in­ the best week for colleges to be son is the fact that the issue response to an urgent problem. coming dean of Freshman Year involved without having vaca­ used to be deemed unnecessary According to Nelson, U.S. of Studies. He wants the change tions or holidays interfere, ac­ by businesses, but today every "We've done it before," said presidents such as Washington, of leadership to be a smooth cording to Nelson. business is interested and par­ Nelson. He cited the bombing Lincoln and Franklin Roosevelt transition in which Kolman can Nelson stated that he felt that ticipates. of Pearl Harbor by Japan as -a became great because they de­ bring "new thoughts and new Earth Day would survive be­ Nelson cited the main cause prior example. feated a great challenge. "This motivation for the benefit of all cause, "at the time I knew that of our environmental problems challenge is more serious than students." everyone could see something today as the lack of an envi­ Nelson concluded by stating any other and the damage will As Hofman ends his time at happening." The transforming ronmental ethic in this country. that he felt the future is be far greater. President Bush Notre Dame, he says he envies of Lake Erie into a "cesspool" "We have consumed without promising for an improvement has a chance to go down in his­ those who are just beginning could be paralleled to a similar regard to the environment. We in the environment because of a tory if he succeeds." theirs. "Of all the people in the situation in any region of the have always assumed that na­ coming "conservation genera­ world today, the people I envy country. ture could handle anything," tion." Today's children are Monday's lecture in Washing­ most are the incoming fresh­ As for the biggest change be­ Nelson said. "much better informed than ton Hall was sponsored by the men. I know what is ahead for tween Earth Day 1970 and To solve this, Nelson sug­ those of 20 years ago. We Center for Social Concerns, the them, and I would love to expe­ Earth Day 1990, Nelson stated gested a "social compact" must continue to move in that Environmental Action Club, and rience it myself." that the leadership of every among different levels of soci- direction," Nelson said. the Student Union Board.

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Tuesday, May 1, 1990 The Observer page 7 Volcano threatens survival of Hawaiian town KALAPANA, llawaii (AP) -A Colombia 2 ,000-foot-wide river of lava from Kilauea Volcano de­ gains new stroyed another house Monday as it thrna!Pned to bury and burn the center of this coastal candidate community. MEDELLIN, Colombia (AP) Kilauna, the world's most ac­ - A former guerrilla, left tive volcano, was pumping all with one leg and slurred of its daily output of 650,000 speech aftnr an assassina­ cubic: yards of molten rock into tion attempt six years ago, tlw Kalapana an~a on Hawaii gained thn support of a left­ Island, and authorities had lit­ ist coalition Monday as re­ tin hope the community would placement for a slain presi­ survive. dential candidate. "This is a massive glacier of Former field commander lava, at least a quartnr of a Antonio Navarro replaces milo wide, at least 10 to 40 feet Carlos Pizarro, his onetimn high lwhind the front of the guerrilla boss, on the May 27 flow," said llawaii County Civil ,.,,.,..., ballot. Pizarro was assassi­ Ddense Administrator llarry nated last Thursday. Kim. The government is printing Kilauea has dnstroyod 120 16 million new ballots to re­ homos sincc~ its latnst nruption place those carrying bPgan .Jan. 3, 11JH3, 44 of them Pizarro's name and photo­ in April. graph. Photos help illiterates Lava was a quarter-mile from ~­ identify candidates. tlw Kalapana Store and Drive- ~l The Dnmocratic Alliance, a In and two churches in the ~­ coalition of many of Colom­ town eentPr, whkh Kim said AP Photo bia's leftists that daims to could be overrun by Tuesday at A parishioner prays following Sunday Mass at Star of the Sea Church in Kalapana, Hawaii. Government offi­ have the support of the na­ tlw cmrlic~st. cials estimate that the church may be destroyed by lava from the Kilavea Volcano within a week. tion's labor unions, will sup­ Walter Yamaguchi, who built I win. I leave it up to heaven." Hobert Lippi, chief financial cated across the street from port Navarro. He is the new tlw store in 11)7 4, said he was Parishioners made plans to offer for the Roman Catholic Star of the Sea, said the leader of thn M-19 move­ content to leave the fate of his move the historic Star of the Diocese in llonolulu, said church's structure was rotten ment. Last month M-11) dis­ husirwss in the hands of God Sea Church, which sits on an church officials would wait un- from termites and not worth banded as a guerrilla orga­ and tlw volcano goddess Pele. oceanfront lot in the direct til lava was certain to overrun saving. nization and becamn a politi­ '"In fact, Madamn Pelc owns path of the lava. A trucking the church before moving it. cal party. thn whole place. So I belinve in company volunteered to move "It looks pretty inevitable," They said some artifacts and Colombia's Communist her and I bnlievn in God," the the church for free. Volunteers he said. a church bell made in the 1800s Party refused to support H2-year-old man said. "I leave began removing the church's Leaders of Kalapana Mauna would be the only things sal­ Pizarro and does not sup­ it up to tlw good Lord whether stained glass windows Friday. Kea Congregational Church, lo- vaged. port Navarro. The party is divided as a result of Com­ munist loss of prestige and SECURITY BEAT China lifts yearlong power througout the world. FRIDAY, APRIL 27 11:25p.m.NotreDamePoliceciteda The secret police m•~an­ Michigan resident lor Exceeding the 1:30 p.m. A Keenan Hall resident re· Posted Speed Limit. The defendant had while said they could not ported that his car had been struck in a b . 11 4 martial law in Tibet verify the authenticity of a hit and run accident in the D·2 lot. The een trave mg 3 mph in a 30 mph zone accident occurred sometime between on Eddy. lettnr purportc1d to be from 4124 and 4127 SUNDAY, APRIL 29 BEIJING (AP) - Chinese au­ Jokhang Temple, Buddhist Ti­ Pablo Escobar, chinf of the 4:43 p.m. Notre Dame Police were 12:35 a.m. A resident of Greencastle thorities lifted martial law to­ bet's holiest shrine and a flash­ Medellin drug cartel, claim­ called to the scene of a two car accident was cited by Notre Dame Police lor Dis· day in the Tibetan capital of point for anti-government ing that Escobar did not on Juniper Road. No injuries were re· regarding a Stop Sign at the corner of Ivy Lhasa, nearly 14 months after demonstrations, at midnight murder Pizarro, as sug­ ported. and Bulla Roads. 2:56 a.m. Notre Dame Fire and Police the restrictions were imposnd Monday. gested by national policn. SATURDAY, APRIL 2 8 Departments were dispatched to St. Ed· to quell bloody nationalist riot­ Troops have manned check­ The letter said Escobar ward's Hall. Unknown person(s) had 5:20 a.m. A Safe Walk worker re· ing. China said social order had points on main roads leading sheltnred M-11) guerrillas in pulled an alarm on the first floor. ported seeing a suspicious person in the been restored. into the temple and maintained the past. 1 :21 p.m. Notre Dame Fire Depart­ D·6 parking lot at approximately 1 a.m. ment was called to Lewis Hall to extin· The official Xinhua News sentries around the Barkhor The movement took its The man left the area without incident. guish a fire in a trash can. Agency said martial law, im­ Square that encompassns the namn from the date of the 1:15 p.m. A Flanner Hall res1dent re· 1 :40 p.m. A Flanner Hall resident re­ ported the theft of cash from his wallet in posed March H, 1989 after temple. April 19, 11)70 presidential ported that someone had entered his un· his unlocked room. The theft occurred three days of anti-Chinese riot­ It is likely that the army and elections that rebels said locked room and removed a number of between 12:30 and 1:10 p.m. blank checks. ing, oflicially ended on orders the paramilitary People's were rigged. 5:45 p.m. An off-campus student re· 2:30 p.m. Notre Dame Police re· of Premier Li Pong. Armed Police will continue to be ported that his car had been broken into sponded to a hit and run in the C·1 lot. while parked in the Green Field. Stolen "In view of the fact that the deployed in large numbers Former president Misael The accident occurred between 1 p.m. from the vehicle were a stereo, receiver. situation in ... Lhasa has be­ around the city. and 2:30 p.m. Pastrana of the opposition and amplifier. In addition, the dashboard 3:30 p.m. A Morrissey Hall resident come stable and social order Anti-Chinese, pro-indepen­ sustained damage. Total damages are Consnrvative Party urged reported that his vehicle had been van· has returned to normal, the dence sentiments remain high estimated at $450. President Virgilio Barco on dalized on 4/28. 9:33 p.m. Notre Dame Security was task of enforcing martial law in in Lhasa. Xinhua warned Mon­ 7:30 p.m. Notre Dame Police were Monday to resign before his called to Knott Hall on a report of three the city has been successfully day that "separatists on both called to the scene of a two car accident four-year tnrm ends Aug. 7. women selling magazines without per· in the B-2 parking lot. No injuries were fulfilled," said a Cabinet order sides of the border ... are still mission from the University. His remarks came in an in­ reported. signed by Li. plotting to continue their sepa­ 11:13 p.m. A New York resident was terview publishnd by the Bo­ 10 p.m. A staff member at the Uni· cited by Notre Dame Police for speeding. Xinhua said People's Libera­ ratist and destructive activities. varsity reported that his vehicle had gota daily La Prensa and in ~ The defendant had been travelling 43 tion Army troops were ordered We absolutely cannot relax our been struck in a hit and run accident live broadcast interview wit mph in a posted 30 mph zone on Dou· vigilance." while his vehicle was parked in the JACC to leave their posts around the qlas Road. the radio chain RCN.

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LETTERS Death penalty reflects prejudices in application Dear Editor: on the subject of deterrence. So, to answer Longeway's cumstances shall anyone be its members and setting an ex­ I am writing in response to There is no conclusive evidence question, "Should capital pun­ subjected to torture or cruel, ample of respect for human Christopher Longeway's that the death penalty deters ishment be abolished?", the an­ inhuman or degrading punish­ life. It should not teach its Observer article on April 25. He people from killing. In fact, swer is yes, and not for eco­ ment. No matter how it is car­ members that one can solve claims that "capital punishment murder rates have increased nomic reasons or deterrence ried out, the death penalty is problems by killing people. is effective and useful." He ob­ everywhere in the United States reasons, but for moral ones. always cruel, inhuman and de­ The death penalty is not a viously speaks out of igno­ in the past decade and even Capital punishment is a matter grading punishment and it is a punishment. It is a crime. rance. The use of capital pun­ more so in states where the of human rights. The United violation of human rights. It is ishment is not limited to the death penalty exists. Murders Nations in the Universal wrong to kill, and a society that most flagrant and malicious are most often committed as Declaration of Human Rights executes its own people legit­ Kelly Reuba actions as Longeway claims. crimes of passion when ex­ states that every individual has imizes killing. The state should Lewis Hall The death sentence is imposed treme emotion overcomes rea­ a right to life and U!lder no cir- be in the business of protecting April 25, 1990 in a discriminatory way on ra­ son or under the influence of cial minorities and those who drugs or alcohol. These people are poor and cannot afford de­ do not see beyond their actions cent legal representation. and, therefore, cannot be influ­ African-Americans and enced by the threat of death. Hispanics are more likely than Even when murder is premedi­ white defendants to be sen­ tated, the individual rarely be­ tenced to death for the same lieves that he will be caught or Co-ed housing threatens tradition crimes, and murders involving executed, and I do not believe white victims are more likely to that a potential murderer goes Dear Editor: As desirable as this may or may When Howard Hall was con­ result in death sentences than through a "cost/benefit analy­ Should coeducational housing not be, it is wrong according to verted to a women's dorm in murders involving black vic­ sis" as Longeway describes. be an option for students at Catholic thought. Therefore, 1987, sweat shirts were made tims. I do agree that life imprison­ Notre Dame? This question, the University, in its touted with "Howard Hall 1931-1987" Longeway also says that "The ment can be ineffective. The which has become a hotly con­ Pastoral Mission, is obligated printed on them. This symbol­ system does not choose to sen­ problem lies within our judicial tested issue in recent years, has to prevent such opportunity for ized the "death" of the dorm tence the mentally ill to death." and prison systems. If a person been argued from all possible temptation. Regardless of what and the disgruntlement of the Since 1984, at least eleven peo­ is sentenced to life imprison­ perspectives. While supporters people's beliefs are on the sub­ men who had lived there. Of ple suffering from mental ill­ ment, then he should remain of co-ed dorms believe that this ject, there is one clear, definite course, there could be a phase­ ness have been executed. This there for life and under no cir­ new living environment would and correct teaching. I do not in as seniors graduate, but in past summer, on June 26, the cumstances (unless wrongly enhance the social life of the believe co-ed housing is accept­ any case, the character of the Supreme Court ruled that the convicted) should he be re­ University, critics of coeduca­ able under that teaching. dorms would drastically Constitution permits states to leased on a weekend furlough, tional housing feel that co-ed In addition to disrupting the change. Traditions would end, execute murderers who are as Alan Matheney was, or be dorms would disturb the moral morals of the University, there and the fraternity and sorority­ mentally retarded as well as released on parole. and Catholic traditions that is also a question of cost. like atmospheres within the those who were as young as dominate the atmosphere of Someone has to pay for the dorms would disappear. sixteen when they committed Since Longeway is a business Notre Dame. I believe that the conversion of the dorm. That, While coeducational housing their crimes. To say that "the major, I am surprised that he negative aspects of co-ed of course, will be the student could produce a better quality death penalty is punishment did not bring up the point that dorms outweigh the supposed through hidden increases in tu­ social life, it could also destroy that is distributed unequally the death penalty is a cost ef­ benefits of a new housing sys­ ition and decreases in financial the foundations and traditions and, therefore, unfairly" is fective way to deal with crimi­ tem. aid. Do students really want an that separate Notre Dame from true. Between 1976 and 1978 in nals. Perhaps it is because he The first drawback of coedu­ increase on an already taxing all other universities across the Florida, Georgia and Texas, 89 knows that the death penalty cational housing is associated tuition? nation. Hopefully, people will percent of the 92 blacks ar­ costs more than life imprison­ with the strong moral beliefs Finally, there is a major consider the negative draw­ rested for killing whites were ment. A 1982 New York study that are present at the problem in converting a single­ backs of co-ed housing before under the death sentence, while concluded that the average University. Notre Dame is one sex dorm to a co-ed dorm. any decisions are made to only 5.25 percent of the 38 murder trial and first stage of the foremost Catholic uni­ When a dorm becomes co-resi­ change the housing system of whites arrested for killing appeal cost taxpayers $1.8 mil­ versities in the nation. It is dential, half of the residents the University. blacks were under the death lion-- more than twice as much inevitable that, in a truly co-ed have to leave to make room for Jim Cretella sentence. as it costs to keep a person in situation, "late night liaisons", the other sex. This, I guarantee, Fisher Hall Longeway is terribly mistaken prison for life. to put it mildly, would increase. will be met with opposition. April28, 1990

DOONESBURY GARRY TRUDEAU QUOTE OF THE DAY ANTI-U.5. ICAN R/015! AFTeR /MJV31N& HOW 'I don't know the key to success, AU I'Vt f)()Nt­ THATM/6HT fOR 7H/5 RAT­ Be /JtMORAJ.,­ but the key to failure is trying to HOtbOFA !ZING, 5/R.. ... please everybody.' COUNTRY' I

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Tuesday, May 1, 1990 Accent page 9 'Happy Trails:' Bloom County says goodbye

PAIGE SMORON Trails." things in life, but this is the first Edition, featuring fat hairy men and sexist self in a dramatic assisant accent editor Breathed's drawing is more time I've been preoccupied with in Speedos, is definitely a clip­ moment. When everyone starts "I never thought Berke polished than in his earlier penguins going on welfare. and-save. looking for job in other comic Breathed had talent. so he was books, but at the same time, he Breathed seems to have strips, he auditions for one in probably forced to quit." seems to lose much of his spon­ There are several bizarre plot picked up an environmental which women look like "Dolly This quote from Donald taneity. There is also a perva­ twists, typical of Bloom County. conscience, and tackles the is­ Parton in zero gravity," but Trump opens tlw latest and last sive feeling that the end is com­ The reason Donald Trump is so sue of "acid snow." He also ac­ ends up in "Cathy." //loom County book, "llappy ing, even in the funniest strips. harsh on the critic's page is tually introduces a sensitive Still, it's hard to laugh when Trails," and sets an ominous Breathed's formerly off-beat probably because of a non-flat­ character, Honald-Ann, whose Opus occasionally laments: tone for this snlnction of comic and original humor seems tering plot-line in which his mom is still trying to pass gym "Comic strips aren't supposed strips. forced in this book. Usually, the brain is transplanted into the class. Her favorite possession is to end! Neither arc good mar­ strips are more sad than funny. body of Bill the Cal. (He buys a doll who doesn't have a head riages! Or frinndships. Or loyal­ Whntlwr Brnathed was forcnd At times the characters con­ six "Roach Hotels" and offers to (she got caught in the crossfire ties. Or happiness ... happiness to quit or lw voluntn1~rt~d. thn front the situation. In one strip, let Ivana redecorate them.) during the Christmas drug-turf isn't supposed to just end. Gilda strip did din rncnntly, along Opus sees a shooting star, then Opus, as usual, undergoes a battles). Hadner isn't supposnd to end ... " with Opus, Bill thn Cat, Milo, faces the audinnce and says, "I traumatic experience in the "Happy Trails" isn't Bloom Binklny. and tlw rest of thn east wish- I wish I knew if I'll have form of an illegal back-alley Some old characters return to County's best, but it's worth an lw 1·rmttPd. 1/lomn County, meaningful employment after nose liposuction, and ends up Bloom County for a reuinion. investment for sentimentality's whieh inspired many T-shirts, August 6." For a cartoon char­ looking like "a mosquito with Steve Dallas, who had had his sake. and probably Bill the Cat eults, aeter, that's pretty depressing. gas." And for feminists every­ brains scrambled by aliens, re­ And wherever Opus is, I hope brnatlws its last in "llappy I've worried about a lot of where, the Annual Swimsuit turns to his original ofl'ensive he's happy.

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Two examples of Berke Breathed's classic comic strip, Bloom County, show how his drawing has evolved from his first published efforts to his present style. The true meaning behind 'Lion Taming'

Please fill in above informa­ have to explain a lot sooner­ you see, if I were to ring up the less than your own. And never tion and then start story here ... lan Mitchell why this column is called "Lion circus and tell them 'I've got a lose the gift of being able to laugh - at both the world and I got a letter from God the Lion Taming Taming." The title, predictably fellow here who wants to be a yourself. Taking things too se­ ... other day. Or rather, I got a enough, is taken from "Monty lion tamer' their first question riously is the number one caus1~ letter signed: "G.O.D. (Greatly Python's Flying Circus" (the TV to me is not going to be, 'Does of death in America. (Or if it's Outspoken Dames)." Allow me favorite writer, perhaps of all show). In the "vocational guid­ he have his own hat? ... "' And not, it should be.) to quote briefly from this little time, and they want to bear my ance counselor" sketch, an ac­ the skit goes on from there - I "Lion Taming" is (sorry, was) love notn: "We are writing to children. countant walks in and explains can't really do it justice in print dedicated to those who dream, express our moral outragn at Well, I don't write to annoy that he's tired of his job and (certainly not without violating people, and I don't want to wants to become a lion tamer. some kind of copyright law, no matter how, unrealistic the the blatant stupidity or your ar­ dream may be, and to those tidns which continue to plague make enemies of people I don't When he is told that it's quite a anyway), but that's the reason know - at least I assume I jump from accountant to lion behind the column title. who laugh, no matt11r how seri­ our only student newspaper." ous things seem. So good luck And thn Iotter really picks up don't know them: you have to tamer, and asked if he has any A year or so ago I was talking admire poopln with the courage qualifications, he says some­ to a math major and he on finals. llaVf~ a good summer. from from tlwm, using a few (For seniors, have a good life.) words wn won't print in tho to stand by their opinions and thing like: "Well, I've got my mentioned how much he hated math. It turns out he was a And maybe you might want to newSJHlPI'r. (I lint: One of them hidfl bnhind anonymity. own hat - a black top hat with Anyway, G.O.D. doesn't have with the words 'lion tamer' math major because his parents buy yourself a hat - something rhynws with "luek," and the along the lines of. oh, I don't ... otlwr is a means of generating much to worry about. This is written in great big neon letters expected him to be one. I hate the fiftnnnth "Lion Taming" of so you can tame the beasties at this idea. Don't bn an ac­ know... a black top hat with the hyd roelectrie power.) Basieally, words "lion tamer" on it in tlw point of tlwir letter was that the year. and it's the last. night when they're less feisty." countant if you want to be a But bdore I finish, I want to The guidance counselor, after a lion tamer; don't live someone great big neon letters so you tlwy love me and want me to can tame the beasties at night. .. write twice as often. I am their explain something I thought I'd pause, responds: "Yes, well... else's dreams, never settle for ------

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COKER, 233-7009. person. 272-0615 277-3324 CHILO'S DEVELOPMENT IF YOU 3602 Grape Rd. Jack Devereaux is mine!!!!!!!! DESIRE. EXPENSES PAID. CALL SHIP YOUR BOXES WITH US! Outpost Center FREE, almost! Furnished houses 0-317-298-8548 OR ATTORNEY To the OLD STAFF MAIL BOXES ETC. (2) on N.D. Ave., $115 mo. per :free Ve!ivery 0-317-882-9799 of SENIOR BAR: UPS, Boxes, Shipping Supplies. Share driving ONLY to Bedford, person for entire summer, OR flat (ref#89-129). Thanks for allowing (most of) us to On S.R. 23, just past Ironwood. VA, or en route 5/10 or 11call $190 pp for summer session; plus coupon ezyires: survive what could have been a 277-6245 Patty,1675. electric. DEPOSIT. REFERENCES. Matthew Ashford is hot!!!! vicious Saturday night! 259-7801 days, 255-5852 5-6-90 Congratulations on a great year ALASKA SUMMER evenings. EMPLOYMENT- fisheries. and best of luck to all of you. FREE BEER AND FOOTBALL TIX! LOST/FOUND The New Staff $5,000+/month! Over 8,000 SUBLET FOR SUMMER &.------.1 openings. Free transportation! Now that we have your attention, 2-bdr apt. partially furnished For Sale: Apple lie, monitor, dbl. FOUND: Blue wrist keychain­ Room & Board! No experience Anywhere you go, let me go too, the Transfer Orientation Turtle Creek-price negotiable disk, wp programs and manuals, O'Sullivan?-with 2 car keys-Found necessary. MALE or FEMALE. That's Alii Ask of You. Committee will have a meeting for call Anne x4267. hundreds o' games, $500. Greg Sat. at 5 PM at Bookstore Semis­ Send $6.95 to M&L Research, Box all those interested in helping next x1462 fall with orientation! If you want to on grassy hill near Stepan. Tom- 84008, Seattle, WA 98124- 4 OR 5 BEDROOM HOUSE CONGRATULATIONS TO help you must be there, Tonight 1887 Satisfaction Guaranteed. AVAILABLE 1990-91 SCHOOL 1-WAY Chicago to Houston (Tuesday) 8:30pm Lafortune's YEAR. FURNISHED, WID. CLOSE May 24 $40 John 277-4152 5 GIRLS WHO JUST DO IT Montgomery Theater. Attendance LOST: H.S. CLASS RING. BE ON T.V. many needed for TO CAMPUS. COMPETITIVE ON NORTH QUAD BY NOH. commercials. Now hiring all ages. 1990 BOOKSTORE CHAMPS is mandatory!!! RENT. 277-0959. -NICE-FURNITURE FOR SALE REWARD. SEAN 2073 For casting info. Call An entire apartment! Must sell this (615)779-7111 Ext.T-530. Congrats MOLLY MAHONEY on FOR RENT week. Best offer or only offer! Call LOST: Black and gold Seiko Bookstore. Its too 272-6117 bad you had to play all week dress watch on the second ATIENTION- HIRING! TURTLE CREEK TOWNHOUSE floor of the library. Please Government jobs - your area. with a broken hand, but we PRICE NEGOTIABLE Notre Dame Men's Volleyball call Pat x2479 or give to $17,840-$69,485. Call1-602- Mo, love you and think you jammed. PLEASE CALL EITHER: Team is selling NO volleyball library security at the front 838-8885. EXT R-6262. Good Luck on the CPA! Love SUNSH and TRACIE X4026 OR T-shirts. Three styles to desk. You'll do great! Party hard this MARY. LAUREN X4035 choose from. Prices $10 & A TIENTION : EASY WORK weekend. You deserve to. $11. LOST: Women's high school class EXCELLENT PAY! Assemble Love, GOING TO NORTHWESTERN For info call Tom x2333 ring ... gold ring, dark blue stone products at home. Details. (1) 602- ThePWgang CHRIS B-A-L-C-E-Z-A-K: FOR SUMMER SCHOOL? JOB IN with gold crest on top ... class of 838-8885 Ext. W-6262. Congratulations on surviving EVANSTON/CHICAGO? 112 2BDR VOLVO- 1978 4-dr. sedan. 1986 ... initials LAG on the inside ... To the HOT, INCREDIBLE babe both MCATs and initiation on the APT TO SUBLET, 3 BLKS TO NU, Auto. trans. New: tires, battery, PLEASE CALL #2533 ATIENTION: EARN MONEY that is about 5'3, dark hair and same day! 1 TO EL. SARA 1674. tune-up, exhaust sys., WATCHING TV! $32,000/year lives in 829 PE - I saw you walking You definitely deserved M.V.P.! $1800 obo. Dave 258-1165. LOST-- RAY BAN SUNGLASSES­ income potential. Details. (1) 602- across campus and I fell into a pool Female wanted to share a recently -Black wire-rims, left on a PA 838-8885. Ext. TV-6262. of emotion! - your nervous ••Attention•· redecorated 2 bdrm SPEAKERS - Project One, 3-way speaker at Earthday during the Campus View admirer. The Pittsburgh Club is looking house for the summer. $200 spkrs. $50 obo. Call Dave: 258- mind-shattering mega-jam of Need GUYS to coach FARLEY for a freshman from the mo. Call Now: 232-7970 1165. Superfreak. Call Mike x1464. football, hoops, & softball - NEW JERSEY CLUB TRUCK Pgh. area to take an exec. call Aimee x4222 LOADING TIMES position in the club. Job LOST: A Canon Sprint camera 5/10/90:6:00-7:00 PM offers a bevy of excitement. at Senior Formal. Please call I FORSALE STEPAN COURTS If interested, call Kay at 277-8813. Thanks! I '--I _nc_m_s __, 5111/90:4:15-7:00 PM Steve x1177 or Chris x1238 '----FO__ R_R_E_NT...... ,...___.l ::~-.-::·f"oR-s~~"E::·::::::::·--- STEPAN COURTS PLEASE!! I LOST MY ------ANY PROBLEMS, CALL LEE OR CASH FOR CARS & TRUCKS COMPUTER NEAR N.D. Clean and comfortable I NEED GRADUATION TICKETS!!! DAVE (3883,4235) REGARDLESS OF CONDITION. A couch with a pull out bed DISKS - YES WITH ALL MY turn. apts: 755 South Bend Ave., please call Kathy at 277-8813 277-9954. PAPERS - IN LAFORTUNE LAB ******** ***•"'"'******* *** ASK ME IF I AM A CAR. efficiency-$225; 1 bdrm-$265 dep., Best Offer takes couch!!!!!! OR SOMEWHERE IN THE references. ROOMMATE WANTED: To share Grad Tix = Big $$ ARE YOU A CAR? a house with 3 other girls, close to HUDDLE. 616-483-9572. Call Beth, Sara or Natasha at THEY WERE IN A RED CASE Call Steve@ 287-2105 campus, $130 total a month, for X2722 HOLDING 5 DISKS, SOME WITH 3 BEDROOM-GARAGE summer and/or school year. Call THE NAME "MOON." I REALLY 3 BLOCKS FROM CAMPUS Yipes! My ultra-rich grandma NO! 233-3263 needs a ticket for graduation or REALLY NEED THESE!!! IF $525 MONTH, $400 DEPOSIT Furniture:Game Table,Sm Ref., YOU'VE PICKED UP THE WRONG she'll beat me into submission with LOVE is 232-3616. Sofa,etc. Great for house or ARE YOU A CAR? CASE, OR WHATEVER, PLEASE her cane. I will give you CASH MADNESS, LUNACY, ORDINARY dorm. 232-3972 CALL MONICA AT 288-4335 Turtle Creek Apt today for your ticket. CALL X4238 UH, UH,NO! OR LEAVE IT AT THE and name your price. TO: furnished/summer For sale-Macintosh 128k LAFORTUNE LAB. THANK Lisa, Lisa, Julie, ND Martial Arts Matt x3549 Complete package: printer, HAHAHA!!!!! I NEEO GRAD TIX Club, the women of Knott, Lise, YOU!!!! second disk drive, mouse, $$will pay$$ Eric, Dave, Scott,BERT!, Boski, SUBLETIING TURTLE CREEK keyboard, software, only $785. LOST- BLACK S100EF KODAK 283-3536 and everyone else who assisted TOWNHOUSE FOR SUMMER, 233-9428, after 6 p.m. SENIORS: STOP IN AT CAREER CAMERA ON SATURDAY AT FURNISHED. TOM 273-0302 AND PLACEMENT TO CHECK me in the gimp phase, esp. Anna "I HOGSTOCK. CALL KATH ANNE NEED GRADUATION TIX-TOP $ have EMS training" Wiese, my DINING ROOM SET; EXCELLENT OUR HOUSING I ROOMMATE 283-4044. New 2 Bdrm., 2 Bath Condo. CALL #2059-JOHN INFORMATION EXCHANGE. roommate Tricia, and Delli­ COND. $45 : SMALL DESK $20 OR THANK YOU THIS MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Available for 1990-1991. BEST OFFER. KEVIN 256-2927 \lost my SEIKO wristwatch Walk to campus. Call WANTED- GRADUATION Love, the Knott with black wristband. Maybe TICKETS. REWARD. CALL 800- gimp-K.T. Michelle at x4981. FURNISHINGS FOR THE Going to D.C. for the summer on North Quad. If found 888-5054 BETWEEN 8-5. ASK STYLISH STUDENT: Red shag or moving there permanently? please call Diana x4003 2 BDRM, 2 BATH HOME ON N.D. FOR SHIRLEY K. CALL COLLECT LAW STUDENT LOOKING FOR carpet (approx. 9x12) and a wood D.C. Alumni Club can help you AVE.2 BLKS TO CAMPUS.272- AFTER 5 616-342-0729. ROOMMATE IN D.C. THIS FALL. bookcase (3 shelves). Best Offer. find housing. Call Mike Jones LOST: dropped a single key CALL KATHLEEN AT 1918. 6306 Call Rich at 1265. at (202) 546-7582 (evenings) (42g)somewhere near St. Mary's I need graduation tickets for huge Lake or Holy Cross last week. SUMMER RENTAL. House or family. Please call Jeanne at 2600. Furniture: A whole apartment hiag Hey K.P.- PLEASE call x4897 if you picked it Rooms. Near campus.272-6306 full of CHEAP goods. Must go 1cannot believe the year is Up. HELP! 00 WHEN YOU NEED COPIES 00 .... this week. Call Tom anytime over .. I will miss you so much NEAR NO: Clean and comfortable I DESPERATELY NEED 1 OR 2 THE COPY SHOP IN LAFORTUNE 234-7083 over the summer .. Know I will LOST: Gold Chain Sat. between turn. apts: 755 South Bend GRADUATION TICKETS. WILL IS OPEN LATE & WEEKENDS the An Tostal picnic and the Blue Ave*efficiency-$225;*1 bdrm-$265 PAY CASH. MICHELLE 2677 always love you .. LOVELY HOME- Near ND , 3+br, -P.R. and Gold Game. Extreme dep.,references 616-483-9572 $69,900, 287 9341/239 5080 ADOPTION. We are a childless, Sentimental Value NEED 2 GRAD TIX ! ! educated, secure, happily married, *****POTTERY SALE ..*** REWARD!! call Kelly 284-5464 Party Off Campus ENTER LOTIERY 4 ME ! ! white Christian couple. Give your 1978VW Riley Hall - outside on Furn. 4 bdrm. Sand CALL JIM X1415 baby a fantastic future. Let us EXCELLENT CONDITION the lawn V-ball court, washer/ ------adopt her/him. Call us collect 201- 61 ,000 MILES, NC May 2nd & 3rd 10-4pm dryer, safe. Bruce : WANTED \ 272-1134. 974-8227. •••••poTTERY SALE***** 234-3831 or 288-5653 lPERSONALSI SHIP YOUR BOXES WITH US!!! Is It True .... Jeeps for $44 DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO NEEDED: A ride to BALL STATE Two Bedr Condo 2Baths, Lg Mail Boxes Etc. any weekend-ext 1938 through the Government? Call SEE DICK HOLLIDAY AND THE rooms,pool,great for Grads START YOUR NEW CAREER We're ON CAMPUS 5/5 to 5/12, for facts! 1-708-742-1142 Ext. BAMBOO GANG ON WED., MAY 2 232-3972. WITH A NEW CAR! 7316. In La Fortune (Dooley Room)! IN THE FIELD SOUTH OF BOXES TO SHIP HOME FOR We have special financing for UPS, Boxes, Shipping Supplies. YOU. employed graduates. MADELEVA, 5-8 PM FLIGHT to SALT LAKE CITY, one­ 277-6245 UPS ON CAMPUS DAILY Castle Point Studio Call: Gary Erb way, leaving South Bend May 11, for summer rent;fully At: Gates Toyota PMS- THIS WEEK LOOK FOR female only. CHEAP!!! THE COUNTRY HARVESTER furnished 277-8379 237-4999 DETAILS- EVERYBODY DOES IT! LAFORTUNE BASEMENT Call Karin at 2565. 239-6714 LARGE 5 BR HOUSE 2 BATHS ANNA BUNGER SENIORS: STOP IN AT CAREER Going to VIRGINIA after finals? 11/2 KITCHENS WET BAR IN AMSTRAO LAPTOP WI GOOO LUCK ON YOUR FINALS AND PLACEMENT TO CHECK Need a rider? Call Christine at 284-4345. WE TAPE! WE LABEL! WE SHIP! BASEMENT. NEAR ST. JOE EXTERNAL MONITER. 2 LOVE OUR HOUSING I ROOMMATE HOSP. $480 MO. 9M LEASE 271- DRIVES.MUST SELL SOON. CLANCY INFORMATION EXCHANGE. 0373 GARYX3952. *** ************* •••••••• Discounts available see CLASS I page 14 ~ru=e=sd=ay=,M=a=y1=·=19=9o~------~~~~oreboard page 11 MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TRANSACTIONS

BASEBALL SEATILE SEAHAWKS-Signed Todd Oberdorf AMERICAN LEAGUE AMERICAN LEAGUE American League and Michael Lindsey, tackles; Felton Parquet, Oakland 021 100 101-6 11 0 East Division BAL TIMOAE ORIOLES-Sent Ben McDonald. fullback; Alvin Lee, wide rece1ver: Xavier Jordan New York 000 000 000-0 6 1 w L Pet pitcher, to Rochester of the International League for and Willie Walker, linebackers: Jonathan Walls, Welch and Hassey: Parker, Robinson (7), Guetterman (7), Plunk (9) and Geren. W-Welch, 3-1. L­ Milwaukee 12 6 .667 a rehabilitation assignment. safety: and Bobby Garcia, guard. Parker, 0-1 HAs- Oakland, McGwire (7), Canseco (5), A. Henderson 2 (3). Boston 11 8 .579 1 112 BOSTON RED SOX-Sent Daryl Irvine. pitcher, HOCKEY Toronto 12 9 .571 11/2 and John Marzano, catcher, to Pawtucket of the National Hockey League Toronto 410 113 OOQ-10 19 0 Cleveland 9 9 .500 3 International League. WASHINGTON CAPITALS-Called up Mark Cleveland 100 200 010--4 7 0 Baltimore 9 11 450 4 CHICAGO WHITE SOX-Traded Bill Long, Ferner and Bill Houlder. delensemen; Jim Hrivnak, Stottlemyre. Acker (6), Wills (8), Henke (9) and Borders: Bearse, Shaw (1 ), Wickander (7) and Now York 7 10 .412 4 1/2 pitcher, to the Chicago Cubs for Frank Campos, goalie; Tyler Larter. Steve Maltais and Kent Alomar. W-Stottlemyre, 3-2. L-Bearse, 0-2. HAs-Toronto, Felix (3), Hill (2), Fernandez (1), Bell (6). Detroit 8 12 .400 5 pitcher. Placed Dave Gallagher, outfielder, on the Paynter, wings, and Steve Sattel and Alfie West Divtsion 15-day disabled list. Purchased the contract of Turcohe, centers, from Baltimore of the American Milwaukee 110 101 002-6 9 w Pet Rodney McCray, outlielder, from Birmingham of the Hockey LE\ilgue. Detroit 000 000 001-1 8 3 Oakland 14 5 .737 Southern League. Released Greg Walker. first COLLEGE Knudson, Grim (9) and Surhoff; J.Aobinson, Gleaton (9) and Nokes. W- Knudson, 2-0. L­ Chicago 9 6 .600 3 baseman. BOSTON UNIVERSITY-Named Aus Bradburd J.Aobinson, 1-2. HAs- Milwaukee, Yount (2), Brock (1). Detroit, Fielder (7). Texas 11 8 .579 3 CLEVELAND INDIANS-Claimed Sergio Valdez, associate head men's basketball coach Callforma 8 11 .421 6 pitcher, off waivers, from the Atlanta Braves. Sent DARTMOUTH-Announced the resignation of Seattle 8 13 .400 61/2 Seattle 000 ooo ooo-o 6 o Kevin Bearse, pitcher, to Colorado Springs of the Jeff Kosak, head hockey coach. M1nnesota 7 12 .368 7 Boston 130 200 14x-11 12 0 Pacific Coast League. OKLAHOMA STATE-Announced the Holman, Knackert (4), Comstock (7) and Valle, Bradley (8): Boddicker, Murphy (8), Reardon (9) and Kansas City 6 12 .333 71/2 MILWAUKEE BREWERS-Placed Tom Filer, resignation of Myron Roderick. athletic director, Pena. W-Boddicker. 2-3. L-Holman, 3-2. HA-Boston, Pena (2). pitcher, on the 15-day disabled list. Transferred effective June 30, so can become president of the NATIONAL LEAGUE Mark Birkbeck, pitcher, from the 15-day to the 21- National Wrestling Hall of Fame. East Division NATIONAL LEAGUE day disabled list. OREGON STATE-Named Dutch Baughman w Pet New York 001 001 020--4 7 MINNESOTA TWINS-Released Rich Yell, athletic director Pittsburgh t4 6 700 Atlanta 002 221 OOx-7 8 1 pitcher. Cone, Whitehurst (6), Musselman (6), Pena (8) and Sasser: Smoltz, Henry (8), Soever (9) and Whitt. Montreal 10 9 .526 3112 NEW YORK YANKEES-Placed Pascual Perez, Olson (9). W- Smaltz, 1-2. L-Cone, 0-2. Sv-Boever (1). HAs-New York, Johnson (4). Atlanta, NHL PLAYOFFS Philadelphia 10 9 .526 3 1/2 pitcher, on the 15-day disabled list. retroactive to New York 9 10 .474 4 1/2 McDowell(2), Treadway (1). April 26. Sent Chuck Cary, pitcher, to Tampa for a St. Louis 9 11 .450 5 rehabilitation assignment. Optioned Deion DIVISION FINALS Philadelphia 100 000 010-2 5 2 Chicago 8 11 .421 51/2 Sanders, outfielder. to Columbus of the Wednesday, Apnl 18 Cincinnati 300 000 12x-6 7 1 West Div1sion International League. St. Louis 4, Chicago 3 K.Howell, Carman (7), Akerfelds (7), McElroy (8), Parrett (8) and Daulton; Aijo, Charlton (8), Dibble w Pet OAKLAND ATHLETICS-Sent Mike Bordick, Edmonton 7, Los Angeles 0 (8) and J.Aeed. W-Aijo, 1-1. L-K.Howell, 2-2. Sv-Dibble (3). HA-Cincinnati, J.Aeed (1 ). Cincinnati 13 3 .813 infielder, and Dave Otto, pitcher, to Tacoma of the Thursday, April 19 4 Los Angeles 11 9 .550 Pacific Coast League. N.Y. Rangers 7, Washingtor~3 Houston 000 100 030--4 11 2 Houston 9 10 .474 51/2 TEXAS RANGERS-Returned Ramon Manon, Bosotn 1 , Montreal 0 Montreal 001 100 000-2 7 San Diego 9 10 .474 5 1/2 o pitcher, to the New York Yankees. Friday, April 20 Des.haies, Andersen (6), Schatzeder (8). D.Smith (9) and Biggio; D.Martinez. Frey (9), Sampan (9) San Francisco 7 12 368 71/2 TORONTO BLUE JAYS-Sent Ozzie Virgil, Chicago 5, St. Louis 3 91/2 and Fitzgerald. W-Andersen, 2-0. L-D.Martinez, 2-1. Sv-D.Smith (7). HAs-Houston, G. Davis 2 Atlanta 13 .235 catcher, and Paul Kilgus. pitcher. to Syracuse of Edmonton 6. Los Angeles 1 (6). z-denotes first game was a win the International League. Saturday, April 21 AMERICAN LEAGUE National League Boston 5, Montreal 4, OT BASEBALL'S TOP TEN Sunday's Games ATLANTA BRAVES-Waived Sergio Valdez, Based on 34 at Bats. Washington 6, N.Y. Rangers 3 Oakland 1, Boston 0 pitcher. Claimed Joe Hesketh, pitcher, off waivers AMERICAN LEAGUE Sunday. April 22 Calllorn1a 4, New York 3 from the Montreal Expos. Sent Rick Luecken, St. Louis 5, Chicago 4, G AB A H Pet. Cleveland 6. Minnesota 4 pitcher, to Richmond of the International League. Edmonton 5. Los Angeles 4 Heath Det 14 36 3 16 .444 Milwaukee 6, Detroit 1 CHICAGO CUBS-Optioned Greg Smith, Monday, April 23 Pena Bsn 19 72 8 29 .403 Baltimore 5. Seattle 4 infielder, and Dean Wilkins, pitcher, to Iowa of the Griffey Sea 20 80 10 31 .388 Washington 7, N.Y. Rangers 1 Chicago 10, Toronto 3 American Association. Boston 6, Montreal 3 Stillwell KC 17 57 10 22 .386 Kansas City 5, Texas 2 CINCINNATI REDS-Placed Danny Jackson, Tuesday, April 24 Webster Cle 14 48 9 18 .375 Monday's Games pitcher, on the 15-day disabled list Felix Tor 20 66 10 23 .348 Chicago 3, St. Louis 2 Oakland 6. New York 0 HOUSTON ASTAOS-Activated Eric Anthony. WWilson KC 16 55 10 19 .345 Edmonton 6, Los Angeles 5, OT, Baltimore 2. California 1, 12 lnmngs outfielder, from the 15-day disabled list Placed Larkin Min 17 64 10 22 .344 Edmonton wins series 4-0 Boston 11, Seattle 0 Mark Davidson. outfielder, on lhe 15-day disabled Wednesday, April 25 BJackson KC 14 53 10 18 .340 Toronto 10, Cleveland 4 list. Optioned Dave Rohde. infielder, to Tucson of AHdsn Oak 17 65 16 22 .338 Washington 4. N.Y. Rangers 3, OT Milwaukee 6. DetrOit 1 the Pacific Coast League. Home Runs Montreal 4, Boston 1 Texas at Chicago. (n) MONTREAL EXPOS-Placed John Costello, Fielder. Detroit, 7; Gruber. Toronto. 7: McGwire, Oakland, 7; Bell, Toronto, 6; Canseco. Oakland, 5; Thursday, April 26 Only games scheduled pitcher, on the 15-day disabled list retroactive to Gnffey, Seattle, 5; 5 are tied with 4. Chicago 3, St. Louis 2 Tuesday's Games April 25. Named Richard Morency vice president of Runs Batted In Friday, April 27 Oakland (Moore 1-1) at New York (Hawkins 0-2) communications. Gruber, Toronto. 20: Fielder. Detroit, 19; McGwire. Oakland, 18; Felix, Toronto, 17; Griffey, Seattle. Washington 2, NY Rangers 1, OT, Washington Callforma (Abbott 0-1) at Baltimore (Tibbs 0-2) NEW YORK METS-Piaced Keith Miller, 17, Bell, Toronto, 16; S1erra. Texas. 16; Fernandez, Toronto, 15: lncaviglia, Texas, 15. wins series 4-1 Seattle (Johnson 2-1) at Boston (Hetzel 0-1) outfielder, on the 15-day disabled list retroactive to Pitching (3 Decisions) Boston 3, Montreal 1. Boston wins Toronto (St1eb 3-1) at Cleveland (Candiotti 3-0) April 25. Purchased the contract of Darren Reed, Bosio, Milwaukee, 3-0, 1.000; Candiotti. Cleveland, 3-0, 1.000; KBrown. Texas, 4-0, 1.000; Ryan, series 4-1 Minnesota (Tapam 2-2) at Detroit (Morns 2-2) outfielder, from Tidewater of the International Texas, 4-0, 1.000: Stewart, Oakland, 5-0. 1.000; Clemens, Boston, 4-1, .800; CFinley, California, 3-1, Saturday, April 28 Texas (Ryan 4-0) at Ch1cago (Perez 1-2) League. Claimed Daryl Boston, outfielder. off .750; St1eb, Toronto, 3-1, .750; Welch. Oakland, 3-1, .750. St. Louis 4, Chicago 2 Milwaukee (Higuera 2-0) at Kansas City (Saberhagen waivers from the Chicago White Sox. Sent Julio Monday, Apnl 30 Wednesday's Games Machado, pitcher, and Lou Thornton, outfielder. to NATIONAL LEAGUE Chicago 8, St. Louis 2. Chicago wins series 4-3 Milwaukee at Kansas City. 2:35pm Tidewater. and Chuck Carr. outfielder, to Jackson G AB A H Pet. Oakland at New York, 7:30p.m of the Texas League. St. Louis 0 1-2 Kennedy SF 14 39 5 16 .410 Calilorma at Baltimore, 7:35 p m PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES-Waived Todd Chicago 2 3 3_ Duncan Cin 15 49 13 20 .408 8 Seattle at Boston. 6:05pm. Frohw1rth, pitcher. Optioned Brad Moore. pitcher. to First Perlod-1, Chicago, Aoenick 8 (D Wilson. Santiago SO 18 63 9 25 .397 Toronto at Cleveland. 7·35 p.m. Scranton Wilkes-Barre of the International League. Presley), 2:47. 2, Chicago. Aoenick 9 (Goulet. Sabo Cm 15 64 16 25 .391 M1nnesota at DetrOit. 7·35 p m PITISBUAGH PIRATES-Named Jim Mallon D.Wilson), 13:03. Penalties-Featherstone, StL. Larkin Gin 16 65 12 25 .385 Texas at Ch1cago. 8 05 p m manager of Weiland of the New York-Penn maJor (f1ghtmg), 7:28; Gilbert. Chi, maJor (ftghtlng). Backman P1t 11 43 7 16 .372 League. 7.28, Thomas. Ch1 (roughing), 9:4!. Butler SF 20 82 16 30 .366 NATIONAL LEAGUE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS-Placed Terry Second Perlod-3, Chicago. Larmer 4 (Graham. McGee StL 20 83 15 30 .361 Sunday's Games Pendleton, third baseman. on the 15-day disabled KBrown), 3:03 (sh). 4, Chicago, Savard 4 (Larmer. Owen Mon 19 64 6 23 .359 Atlanta 3, Philadelphia 1 list Gilbert), 7:28. 5, Chicago, Manson 2 (Yawney, Daniels LA 18 52 7 18 .346 Montreal6. Ctncmnatt 3 FOOTBALL Larmer). 10:22 (pp). 6, Sf. Louis. Maclean 4 Home Runs Houston 2. New York 1. 10 Innings National Football League (J.Brown). 12:06 (pp). Penalties-Presley, Chi Bonilla. Pittsburgh, 7: GDavis, Houston. 6: Guerrero, St Louis, 5; Saba, Cincinnati. 5; g are tied with San Franc1sco 9, St Louis 7 (slashmg), 1:22: P Cavallini, Stl (tripping) 4 43; St 4. Pittsburgh 10, San Diego 1 NFL-Suspended Frank Warren. New Orleans Louis bench, served by G.Cavalltni (too many men Runs Batted In Ch1cago 4. Los Angeles 0 Saints defensive end, for at least one year alter on ICe), 8:43; Chicago bench, served by D.Sutter Bonilla. Pittsburgh. 21: Guerrero. St. Louis, 20; JCarter, San Diego, 17; WCiark, San Francisco, 17; Monday's Games testing positive lor drugs a third time. (too many men on ice), 11:16; Momesso, StL, Dawson. Chicago, 15; MaWilliams. San Francisco, 15; GDavis, Houston, 14; ONeill, Cincinnati. 14. Cmcmnau 6, Philadelphia 2 ATLANTA FALCONS-Signed Joe Meerton, tight mater-game misconduct (high-sticking), : . Pitching (3 Decisions) 15 35 Houston 4. Montreal 2 end, and William Evers, cornerback. Third Perlod-7, Chicago, Gilbert (Konroyd. Armstrong, Cincinnati. 4-0, 1.000; Cook, Philadelphia, 3-0, 1.000; Heaton, Pittsburgh. 4-0. 1.000; 5 Atlanta 7, New York 4 PHOENIX CARDINALS-Signed Vernon Larmer), :35. 8, Chicago, Creighton 2 (Larmer, Tudor: St. Louis, 4-0, 1.000; Viola, New York, 4-0, 1.000; Drabek, Pittsburgh, 4-1, .800; LaCoss. San San Franc1sco at Los Angeles, (n) Maxwell, Bob Davis, Lawrence Oliver and Eldonta K.Brown), 3:45 (sh). 9, St. Louis, Oates (Hull), Franc1sco, 3-1, .750; Maddux, Chicago, 3-1, .750; Morgan, Los Angeles, 3-1, .750. 2 Only games scheduled Osborne, linebackers; Darren Flutie, Bill Hess, 17:19. 10, Chicago, D.Sutter 1, 19:49. Penalties­ Tuesday's Games Amod Field and John Jackson. wide receivers; Lowry, StL (roughing), 1 :17; A. Sutter, StL Philadelphia (Ruffin 1-2) at Cincinnati (Mahler 1-0), 12:35 p.m. Mike Johnson, quarterback; DeWaine Jones, (slashing), 2:04; Aoenick, Chi (roughing), 2:04 ; New York (Darling 1-2) at Atlanta (LIItiqutsl 0-3). 5:40p.m. SPORTS CALENDAR fullback; Dennis Smith, tight end; Win Lyle and Yawney, Chi (trippmg), 2:46; P.Cavallini StL Houston (Portugal 1-3) at Montreal (Gardner 0-2), 7:35 p.m. Kevin Nicholl, placekickers; Preston Waters, (slashing), 9:14; P.Cavallini, StL (chargi~g). 14:02; St. Louis (B. Smith 2-2) at San Diego (Whitson 2-0), 10:05 p.m. cornerback; Mike Applewhite and Jeff Mathis, Oates, StL (high-slicking), 14:02; Manson Chi Pittsburgh (Terrell 0-0) at Los Angeles (Belcher 1-2), 10:35 p.m. defensive linemen; John Brandom, guard: Mike (roughing), 14:02. ' Chicago (Bielecki 0-2) at San Francisco (Hammaker 2-1), 10:35 ~· "'· Tuesday, May 1 Thursday, May 3 Pfeifer, offensive tackle, and Lance Prouty, Shots on goal-St. Louis 5-8-15---28. Chicago Softball vs.DePaul (2) 4 p.m. Wednesday's Games Softball vs. Valparaiso (2) 4 p.m. offensive lineman. 12-10-7-29. Men's Tennis at Kalamazoo 3 p.m. Chicago at San Francisco, 3:35p.m. SAN FRANCISCO 49EAS-Signed Reggie Power-play Opportunities-St. Louis I of 4; Atlanta at Montreal, 7:35p.m. Bynum, wide receiver, and Kevin Lewis, Ch1cago 1 of 6. Wednesday, May 2 Friday, May4 Cincinnati at New York, 7:35 p.m. cornerback. Released Matthew Fitts, offensive Baseball vs. Valparaiso (2) 2 p.m. Softball vs. Illinois-Chicago (2) 4 p.m. Goalies-51. Louis, Riendeau, 3-4 (15 shots-11 Houston at Philadelphia, 7:35 p.m. Lacrosse vs.Michigan St. lineman; Tom Flesher, defensive end, and Garry saves), Joseph (7:28 second, 14-10). Chicago St. Louis at San Diego, 10:05 p.m. James. running back. Balfour, 4-1 (28-26). ' Pittsburgh at Los Angeles, 10:35 p.m.

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May 7th, from 11 am - 3pm ~lh 8f-nrt lnc1MI~ .tbllft Lafortune Sorin Room 219. 211. 3731 J page 12 The Observer Tuesday, May 1, 1990 Golfers finish spring season 25-man rosters take effect Irish women place fourth in Boilermaker Invitational in young baseball season By FRANK BARLETTA overmgnt, but at the same Sports Writer time, we can't have scores (AP)-The 25-man roster, to Pascual Perez, Expos pitcher reach the upper 80's and 90's. be restored next season, Rich Costello, and Cardinals The Notre Dame women's I'm still encouraged by our returned a year early Monday third baseman Terry Pendleton. golf team wrapped up its play, but I'm disappointed as major league teams cut The biggest names placed on 1990 spring season with a that we're not getting solid extra players allowed to stay the DL belonged to the Reds - fourth-place finish in the performances out of key play­ for three weeks because of the left-hander Danny Jackson and Boilermaker Invitational this ers." delay in spring training due to center fielder Eric Davis, who weekend. The Irish recorded a Hanlon had hoped to get the lockout. has a sprained knee. team score of 1014 in falling strong performances from Teams had until midnight The 27-man roster was set to Big 10 leader Wisconsin in several of his players at the EDT to get down from 27 men just before the start of the reg­ the tournament held at Purdue competition. However, to either 24 players or 25. The ular season to give teams extra Purdue University on the team was hurt by inexpe­ first has been observed by bodies because of the shortened Saturday and Sunday. rience and by the limited gentleman's agreement in ma­ spring training. Some teams Kathy Phares and Allison schedule they played this sea­ jor league baseball since 1985, used it to get an added look at Wojnas led the Irish, each son. This season was only the the second is still the official rookies; others to try out vet­ turning in a score of 252 over second for women's golf as a limit. erans. the 54-hole competition. The varsity sport, and the Irish Twenty-five seemed to be the In many cases, barring injury, rest of Notre Dame's scores did not play in as many rule, in part because no team it was the rookies who went came from Cappy Mack (258 tournaments as Hanlon would seemed ready to let rivals get Monday. strokes). Pandora Fecko have liked. the advantage. The Chicago Cubs lopped off (259), Roberta Bryer (260), This season included the "If the other teams go to 25, two extras - infielder Greg and Kristin Kolesar (283). first-ever tournament victo­ then we will, too," said AI Smith and pitcher Dean Head Coach Tom Hanlon ries for the women's team, at Harazin, vice president of the Wilkins, while Pittsburgh op­ expressed disappointment the Lady Greyhound and New York Mets, echoing what tioned catcher Tom Prince and with his squad's performance. Franklin College Invitationals. other team officials said. pitcher Mike Roesler to Buffalo. "Even though we are improv­ Phares led the team with an Many teams, including the That left the Pirates with 11 ing as a team, I feel we're not average of 83.33 strokes, fol­ Sports Information Mets, used the disabled list to pitchers, a course many teams improving fast enough," said lowed by Mack with 84.45, Allison Wojnas shot a 252 help pare the roster. The Mets seem destined to follow. Hanlon. "I know we're still Wojnas with 85.20, and Bryer over the 54-hole Boilermaker put center fielder Keith Miller young and we can't be great with 86.07. Invitational last weekend. on the DL with a hamstring in­ The Cards optioned pitcher jury. Ken Hill to Louisville. Others disabled included Minnesota released veteran NO men slip to 17th in Kepler Invitational White Sox outfielder Dave pitcher Rich Yett. Gallagher, Brewers pitcher Some teams actually added By STEVEN WALSH 314. Efforts to bounce back picked up a few more shots, Tom Filer, Yankees pitcher players on Monday. Sports Writer in the final round fell short we would make it into the top and Notre Dame dropped to a 10. Unfortunately, our short The Notre Dame men's golf 17th place tie with a round of game went bad, and we had SPORTS BRIEFS team closed out its season 325. problems putting and chip­ this past weekend at the The three day team total of ping. We were able to hit well Women's Varsity Cross Country and Track Robert Kepler Invitational in 950 was good enough, how­ from the tee to green, but and Field: Beginning in the fall, women's track and field Columbus, Ohio. Despite a ever, for Notre Dame's once we reached the green, we will be a varsity sport at Notre Dame. Any women interested promising opening-round second lowest 54-hole total had trouble putting the ball in in competing in track and/or cross country are asked to at­ showing, the Irish gradually ever at the Kepler, 11 strokes the hole." tend a brief meeting on Wednesday, May 2 at 4:00 p.m. in slipped back in the standings off last season's record. the Loftus Auditorium. Any further questions. please call the as the tournament continued, Miami of Ohio shot a 901 to The Irish were led once Track Office at 239-6989. finishing the three-day win the championship, again by senior co-captain tournament tied for 17th in a marking the first time in over Pat Mohan, whose field of 23. ten years a school other that performance in his final After firing a first-round Ohio State walked away with collegiate tournament was Notre Dame boxers: score of 311, the Irish found the title. typical of his stellar career at those who ordered videotapes, themselves in ninth place and "I was a little disappointed Notre Dame. His score of 234 your tapes will by at Lafortune from 7-9 p.m. on Wed., May looking to improve on last with our performance after placed him 45th overall at the 2 under the boxing picture. year's record-setting perfor­ the first round," Irish assis­ Kepler, marked the seventh mance. Instead, the team was tant coach Joe Thomas said. time this season he led the unable to maintain this pace "We were ninth, and I felt we Irish, and assured him the and slipped to 13th place could do even better. I low team average for the sec­ after a second-round total of thought if we could have ond year in a row. HOLY CROSS PARISH 1520 Vassar Avenue Tennis South Bend, IN 46628 continued from page 16 219 233 2179 in the Top 5 in Division III," MALE GRADUATE HOUS.ING I $170 permo says Assistant Coach Brian Kalbas. "They are a well­ Furnished sleeping rooms. coached team and they always Bed, dresser, desk, telephone hook-up, play hard. They have six guys eating & cooking areas, & laundry facilities provided. that are even in talent. They 9 month lease don't have any superstars, but '714/J~Uf ''214t" ~ i they love to beat Notre Dame." (6 fUUl, ·~." Under Bayliss' three year stint as head coach, Kalamazoo 1Ue au tJeiUf fPuud tlj 11"4• A SPECIAL THANKS edged the Irish 5-4 during the To the student assistants working in the University 1988 season at Kalamazoo. Yet Libraries, the Library faculty and staff extend a last year's Irish squad wal­ lopped Kalamazoo 8-1 at Notre word of thanks and appreciation for your help in Dame. Considering the recent serving the University this past year. Special rise of the Notre Dame tennis program, the Irish squad thanks, congratulations and best wishes to the should have a rather easy time. following students who will be graduating on "We really don't foresee a May 20. We've enjoyed having you with us. tough match," said Kalbas. "Kalamazoo is a little weaker David Andrew Furkan Javaid this year. If we play aggressive, Donnette Bailey Mark Malloy we shouldn't have too much Brian Bajuk Christopher Morphew trouble." Scott Baker NOTES: Notre Dame's James Neill chances of a regional invitation Timothy Bauman Raho Ortiz to the NCAA team champi­ Margaret Bruns Carmina Perez onships were dealt a blow this Doreen Bussi Patrick Russell weekend by their Midwestern Angela Calabresse Maura Schoshinski rival, Northwestern, who Gina Cammarano Michael Sefransky blanked Indiana 9-0 on Marilyn Campbell Christopher Shank Saturday. Northwestern, led by Joseph Casey Michael Shewey the nation's No. 1 player, Todd Peter Dillon Melissa Simmermeyer Martin, edged Ohio State 5-4 on Christopher Emert Evan Smyth Sunday. Northwestern is con­ sidered Notre Dame's top rival Ginger Escobedo Kathleen Stanaway for the Midwestern bid to the Maureen Finnigan Scott Sullivan NCAA Championships.The James Fleming James Talerico Wildcats have a perfect re­ Christopher Hair Kelly Terrill gional record, while Notre Ann Hebenstreit Stephanie Thomas Dame faltered to Midwestern Christine Heslin Ina Turner foe Wisconsin. Northwestern Adrianne Holmes James Vespalec still must compete in the Big 10 Carolyn Huber Lori Weidner Championships this weekend. Tuesday, May 1, 1990 The Observer page 13 Braves shock Mets behind two home runs ATLANTA (AI') - Oddibe bark spasms limited him to just Ml'l>owPII and Jnf'f' Treadway four morn starts last ynar, and Pach hit two-run honwrs and lw went 0-2 bPforP going on tho Atlanta addPd two othl'r runs disabled list for thn r<'sl of the whiiP startPr David Corw ar­ season July I 7 with a cracked gtwd a l'all at first hasP as tho lumbar wrt<'bra. BravPs lwat NPw York 7-4 The Ht•ds hav<' won 13 of Monday nighl. tlwir lirst 16 games. It was tlw sPrond vietory in a row for tlw BravPs, who lwat Brewers 6, Tigers 1 thl' MPts for tlw first timP sinen DI\THOIT (API Mark .July I h, snapping a six-game Knudson earn<' within an out of losing strf'ak against NPw exl<'IHiing Milwaukpn's major York. Atlanta is only 4-1 :~ for league lead in shutouts, and thP sPason. Tlw Mnts havn lost Uohin Yount and Greg Broek thrPP straight. homered as the the Brewers TIH• Braws got tlu· gift runs beat the Detroit Tigers 6-1 from Conn in tlw fourth. With Monday nighl. «IIH' out. l>aiP Murphy singiPd CE~eil FiPider hit his snventh and stolf' SPI'ond lwforP Hrnin honwr, off Knudson with two Whitt walki'CI. Af'tPr Andrns out in the ninth inning. Thomas fliPd out, Cmw ap­ Knudson (2-0l allowed Pight pParPd to IH• out of tlw inning hits, struck out three and whPn I.PmkP hit a groundPr bP­ walked two bPforn giving way twPPn first and SPI'ond. to Chuck Crirn for llw final out. SPI' o rHI has!' nHtn (; n•gg Tlw BrPwors worn trying to .JpffriPs fiPidi'Cl tlw ball and sPt a club record for April with thrPW to ConP covpr·ing, but six shutouts. It was tlw 10th . b N' AP Photo first hasP umpirP CharliP victory in tlw last 12 gamPs for Frrst aseman rck Esasky and the Atlanta Braves defeated the New York Mets 7-4 Monday night behind Williams ruii'CI Cmw faill'd to MilwaukPP, whieh IPads tlw two-run homers by Oddibe McDowell and Jeff Treadway. toul'h thP hag. Tlw pitrlwr was Anwriean Leagun Easl. l'hargPd with an t•rror on tlw Milwaukf'P, which hit just fiw scor<'d on ILl. Surhoff"s doubl<'. Welch pitehed a six-hittPr, tlw snvPnth. Last yE~ar. tlw play. WhiiP Corw arguPd tlw l'all htHIII' runs in its first 15 gam<'s. Milwauk<'e mad<' a :{-0 with Hickoy Henderson hit two hom<' Athll'lirs thrPw 20 shutouts, with his bal'k to lht• infiPid, hit six in its last tlm•p with an urwarnPd run in the fourth. runs and .Jose Cansero and but Mike Moon• was tho only Murphy and Whilt seorPd. Detroit, from whirh tho Brock singled off Hobinson 's Mark MrGwire also r:onnnet<'d pitrlwr to do it in a rompiPt.P BrPwors took a four-ganw leg, reached spcond on a Monday night, )pading tho gamP. On Sunday. l>aw St<'wart Reds 6, Phillies 2 Sl'rii'S ;{-1. throwing pr-ror by third hasP­ Oakland AthiPties over the Now and l>mmis 1\ck<'rsloy eomhirwd CINCINNATI IAI'l - Paul JPfT Hobinson ( 1-2) gave up man Tony Phillips and scon~d York YankPes 6-0. to bPat Boston, 1-0. O'NPill's two-run singiP in tlw ninP hits. walkPd four and when shortstop Alan Tramnwll Weleh (3-1) gaw up four sin­ CansPeo. McGwir<' and first inning hPipPd .JosP Hijo struck out two in S 1-3 innings. droppPd a two-out popup by gles, walked none and struek IIPnd<'rson homPrPd in tlw gain his first victory sint'P last liP thrPw two wild pitrlws and Surho!T. out four in Oakland's S<'C'ond sanw ganw for t.lw first tim I' Junt· as Cincinnati IH'at tlw Tig<'rs committPd two Pr­ Brock hit his first homor eonserutivn shutout liP pitelwd ovl'r. Tlw A's improwd to 11-0 l'hiladl'lphia. rors, accounting for on<' un­ leading off tlw sixth. his 26th eareor shutout and in gamPs in which tlwy st·or<' Hijo ( 1-1 1 allowPd four hits Panwd run. (;us l'olidor addPd a run­ first since July G4, 19SS. first, and tlwy tii'Pdf'd only onl' and strul'k out six in Sf'Vf'n in­ Tlw BrPwPrs, who havP scoring singiP in tlw ninth. A It was WPlch's first compiPLP run this timP. nings for his first victory in his sror<'d first in Pal'h of tlwir 1 H f'ip)dpr's choicP and Phillips' gamn since last May 29, and thP last sPVPn starts. Hob DibbiP games, did it again as Yount hit sf'rond throwing Prror gavP tlw A's first complPtn game of tlw MrGwir«' l<'d ofT tlw S<'('OJHI pitrlwd I t-:l innings for his his SPCOIHI homer in thl' first BrPWPrs anotlwr run. S<'ason. inning with his sEWPnth honw third saw. fanning thrPP. inning. Wnlrh rPtired 12 straight run of tlw s<'ason. a long driv<' Hijo's last virtory was Jun«' In tlw Milwauk<'P s<'cond. Athletics 6, Yankees 0 battPrs in the middlE' innings to IPft f'iPid ofT Clay Parkl'l' (O­ G:l ovf'r l.os AngPII's. l.owf'r GrPg Vaughn walked and NI':W YOHK lAP) - Bob and allowPd only two hits until Il.

Mikl' Coffey (4-1). Tlw Irish thP prceedPnt set the day hPfore ing 5 innings. liP gav<' up two Baseball won it in the ninth wlwn .Jacobs of tight ballgames. With tho Panwd runs and only thn•t• hits, rParlwd on an error followPd scorn tied at one in thn sixth. but lw walkPd six. contrnued from page 16 Attention Freshmen, by a Maisano doubiP to put Mike Coss came up with his Sophomores and atomic blast of tlw yPar, but rumwrs at. second and third. biggest hit of the year as he Notr<' Danw finislwd ofT thP Juniors Detroit ti<'d in the bottom of Matt Krall (.:~10) thnn came lined a throe-run honwr to left. swPPP with a 4-2 win in tlw tho Pighth ofT eventual winrwr through with the game winner Detroit came baek with one in nightcap. Down 2-1 in tlw as he singled home .Jacobs. the sixth and one in tlw sevnnth ninth, thP Irish sror<'d thrP(' Chris Michalak survivPd two ofT Michalak, but Tony Livorsi thanks to Miko Coss' (4-for-41 GETA ninth inning walks to rPeord camn in to savn the win for Pat s <' (' o n d H B I a n d C r a i g Earn the savP. Leahy. Leahy didn't havP on<' of CounsPII's two run dingPr. Alan Sunday's nrst gamn followPd his better performances in go- Walania was on as lw wPnt S ·- REAL JOB! 1/3 innings for the victory. Michalak finislwd up for his SPC'Ond SUVP of tJw WPPkPrHJ. while you The Passionist Lay Missions Program NOTES: offers a variety of Tlw Irish haw now won II of learn. tlwir last 1 G and arP :n-9 ow r­ ministry opportunities ail as tlwy d rivP toward an designed to bring the NCAA tournanwnt bid. missioner closer to the Tlw Irish bullpPn corps con­ realities of the struggle timH'S to play a kPy rolf' in tlw Manpower is looking for of the poor in inner-city winning ways of tlw Irish. Tlw students interested in Chicago and Detroit. For rPiiPVI'rS haVP rPC!ll'dPd 13 of earning great pay. We tlw tl'am's :C{ wins and also offer flexible hours. And a copy of our "job lists" havP <'ight sav('S (thnw this valuable training and for August 1990-August WPnkPnd). Tony Livorsi ( 1-G) business experience. 1991, please complete and has a l.G:l 1\HA in 14.7 innings Plus free use of a mail attached coupon. whiiP MikP Cof'fpy is 4-1 with a personal computer. saw and a 1.73. Tlw main l«'fty out of tlw pPn, Chris Michalak, is :{-I with liv<' saves and a 3.41 EHA If you're a full-time student, Sophomore or passionist above, with at least a B average and are lay computer familiar, Manpower nfteds you as missioners a COLLEGIATE REP to promote the sales of th1 Please send me your IBM Personal System/2 jobs list for 1990-1991 on campus. and more info. about the program. Send resume to: Nwne ______Lynette Lottie Collegiate Rep Addre~·------­ Manpower Inc. Cty/State ------320 W. La Salle np ______) South Bend, Ind. ...1 ~.00 tuition scholarship olua room 111.1d board are provided by 46601 5700 North Harlem Avenue aponaortng ND Alumni Clubs. Chicago, IL 60631 For more lnfonnallon atop lh at the center for Social Concerns 312-631-6336

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page 14 The Observer Tuesday, May 1, 1990 Outdoor track splits squad, Hawks dispose of Blues 8-2 CHICAGO (AP) - Jeremy struggles in separate meets Roenick scored two first-period goals and Steve Larmer and By SHANNON FAY Coyle. O'Rourke competed in Adam Creighton added short­ Sports Writer the 3,000-meter steeplechase handed goals Monday night, The Notre Dame men's and Coyle in the 5.000-meter leading the Chicago track team struggled against run. Both O'Rourke and Coyle Blackhawks to an 8-2 victory tough competition this week­ met qualifying standards for over the St. Louis Blues in the end. The Irish divided into the IC4A Outdoor decisive seventh game of the two squads as half the team Championship meet on May Norris Division final. traveled to Michigan to 19-20, in New Haven, CT. The victory vaulted the participate in the Hillsdale Despite such performances. Blackhawks into the Stanley Relays. while the remainder however. stiff competition Cup semifinals against the headed to Des Moines. Iowa. prevented either of the ath­ Edmonton Oilers in a best-of-7 for the Drake Relays. letes from top-placing fin­ series that will begin In order to participate in ishes. Wednesday night in Edmonton. the Drake Relays. athletes Coach Piane feels that The rout was the first in what had to meet certain qualifying the weekend's competition had been a tightly-played standards. The Irish met up will definitely help the team in series. Each team had scored a with qualifiers from the their upcoming meet. Next total of 20 goals while splitting Southwestern Conference, the weekend, the Irish will be the first six games. Big 10, as well as the Big 8. hosting over twenty teams. Larmer. who also had four Coach Joe Piane said of the including Michigan. Michigan assists, scored his short­ Relays, "It was one of the two St., Purdue, Iowa, Loyola, and handed goal to start a three­ top meets in the country this Marquette. During the indoor goal second period and weekend ... a great meet." track season, the· team fin­ Creighton added his at 3:45 of Piane cited strong per­ ished fifth in the competition the third period, long after the was decided. formances from senior Tom and Piane is hoping to better issue The Blackhawks came out de­ O'Rourke and fn~shman John this performance. termined. Roenick scored at APPhoto 2:27 of the first period when he Jeremy Roenick (1.) scored two goals Monday night to lead the took a pass from Doug Wilson, Chicago Blackhawks to an 8-2 victory over the St. Louis Blues. Wisconsin faked around Jeff Brown and Chicago won the Norris Division finals four games to three trespasses shot a backhander. series. in favor of Curt Joseph. MADISON, Wis. (AP)- Two was arrested. Roenick scored his 9th goal St. Louis drew a bench cIa s s University of Wisconsin A mountain bike and sun­ of the playoffs at 13:03 when penalty for too many men on football players will be charged glasses were among items re­ he brought the puck around the ice at 8:43 and Dave continued from page 10 with criminal trespass to prop­ ported missing from an apart­ one-handed with Harold Snepts Manson scored a power-play erty in a weekend incident at a ment, the police report said. hanging all over him and goal at 10:22. The Blackhawks Are you an ND student from campus apartment. a prosecu­ The bike was later found dam­ slipped it between goalie returned the favor with their DuPage County or the Chicago own penalty for too many men suburbs? tor said Monday. aged after it had been driven Vincent Riendeau's pads. Interested in doing any Don Davey, 22, a senior co­ repeatedly into a fence. accord­ Chicago's Wayne Presley drew on the ice and Paul MacLean community service in your captain from Manitowoc, and ing to the report. a slashing penalty at 1:22 of scored on the power play at tree time this summer? the second period when Larmer 12:06. Fellowship of American David Czech, 19, a freshman Dane County District Ccllege Students organizes Attorney C. William Foust said scored his short-handed goal at tight end from Chippewa Falls. Greg Gilbert scored 35 sec­ various activities during the police 3:03 on a slapshot from the top summer and provides college were arrested early Sunday reports indicated there onds into the third period and after police were called to a was a burglary but he would of the left circle. Denis Savard students with service work UW apartment complex in not file that charge. made it 4-0 at 7:48. At this Creighton scored his short­ opportunities in their spare handed goal at 3:45 with Trent time. Call Ron X1716 if which Davey resides. point St. Louis Coach Brian interested. David Stoor. 21. a friend of "There's no burglary there," Sutter lifted Riendeau, who had Yawney sitting out a tripping Davey's from Manitowoc, also Foust said. ~een excellent throughout the

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.. Sports page 16 Tuesday, May 1, 1990 Auerbach's Celtics make Irish spell trouble for Detroit one last run at NBA title Balanced hitting, pitching key baseball team's four wins By MIKE KAMRADT Sports Writer How about just one more championship for old times' They call Detroit the Motor sake? City for good reason. This past Last year, with Larry Bird on weekend the Notre Dame base­ the bench, the Boston Celtics ball team drove over the exited quickly and quietly from Detroit Titans for a four-game the National Basketball sweep. Association playoffs as they There was a playoff atmo­ were swept by the eventual Ken Tysiac sphere at the Campell Complex champion Detroit Pistons in the as the host Titans were only first round. World of Sports three games out of first going With Bird back in the lineup this year the Celtics seem de­ into the weekend, but the Irish termined to return to the form which helped them win three wiped out any Titan hope of re­ championships in the 1980s. They hammered the New York peating as regular season Knicks to the parquet floor in Boston Garden this weekend, champs of the MCC East with 3- going up two games to none in the best-of-five playoff 2, 10-9, 4-3 and 4-2 victories. series. The Irish got off to a quick The way Boston won game two Saturday was particularly start in Saturday's first game impressive. In a 157-128 triumph, Coach Jimmy Rodgers's with two runs in the first. Craig club set single-game playoff records for most points scored Counsell, who raised his aver­ and highest field-goal percentage (67 percent) and sent the age to .242, started things with Knicks back home with their tails between their legs and a single. Frank Jacobs slapped three days to think of a way to get revenge at home in game a single to left and both run­ three on Wednesday. ners moved up an error by the If and when the Celtics get past the Knicks, the competition leftfielder. Up stepped every will get much tougher. They will likely run up against the opposing pitcher's worst deep and talented Pistons in the second round of the play­ nightmare as of late, Adam The Observer I John Studebaker Pat Leahy was the winning pitcher in Sunday's 4-3 Irish victory over offs, and even if their old war horses can keep up with Maisano. The freshman DH Detroit. Detroit in the first couple of games of the series, their drilled a double to bring both greatest enemy could rear his ugly head as the playoffs runners home and give the Irish much more wide open game Cory Mee and Dan Bautch pre­ progress. a 2-0 lead. Notre Dame added with offense taking center ceeded a three-run shot by sel­ That enemy, of course, is Father Time. Four of the Boston one in the sixth on a Frank stage. Detroit roared out to an dom used catcher Greg Hudson. starters are older than 32; third-year man Reggie Lewis is Jacobs RBI, but the Titans 8-0 lead after five innings as The Irish picked up one more in the only youngster in the lineup. Bird, Kevin McHale, Robert touched freshman Dave Sinnes Brian Piotrowicz took the brunt the seventh, and then opened Parish and Dennis Johnson all have taken a beating for two in their half of the in­ of the Titan assault. The senior the flood gates with five in the throughout the years as they logged 40 minutes per game ning. Sinnes, though, set the righthander gave up 5 runs (3 eighth. The Irish picked up one Titans down in order in the earned), 4 hits and walked 3 in make it 8-5 and then Adam seventh to notch his second three innings. Senior lefty Dave "Throw me a fastball and I'll complete game victory. Sinnes Legus came on to slow down crush it" Maisano launched a lowered his ERA to an amazing the Titan Express over the next grandslam that almost disman­ 0.81 (in 44.3 innings of work) 3 2/3 innings in yielding only tled the Campell Complex's by allowing no earned runs. two earned runs. leftfield scoreboard. The Irish · The Titans only managed two Meanwhile, the Irish began led 9-8 after Maisano's 4th hits. yet another tremendous come­ The second game proved to a back. In the sixth, walks to see BASEBALL I page 13 • Softball team WinS 16 of 17 dy MICHAEL MALODY Irish (32-14) depend on the Sports Writer speed of their catalysts in the top of the lineup and the power The Irish softball team, suc­ in the heart of their line-up, cessful in 16 of its last 17 out­ featuring the bats of Rachel ings, will host the Lady Blue Crossen, Megan Fay, Amy Demons of DePaul for a dou­ Folsom, and Sheri Quinn. bleheader 4:00 o'clock this Quinn, showing no signs of her afternoon at the Notre Dame early season injury, has ignited Softball Field, the second such as of late. The freshman third meeting between the two foes baseman hit .500 this weekend this season. with a home run and 4 RBI. In early April, the Chicago­ based Blue Demons captured Inspiring performances from both games of a doubleheader Missy Linn, Staci Alford, and over the Irish in the Windy City. Sheri Quinn Ronny Alvarez have been the DePaul convincingly controlled pitching strength for the Irish. the first game, battering the hit the ball well, play great de­ Linn, in particular, is coming APPhoto Irish 6-1 in the second, the fense, and have strong pitchers. off the first perfect game of her Kevin McHale (32) and the aged Boston Celtics have jumped out Demons squeaked out a 3-2 But if we have a productive day career, blanking Saint Mary's to a 2-0 lead in their series with the New York Knicks. come-from-behind victory. offensively, we are capable of on Saturday. She is expected to "DePaul has a very talented beating them." start the first game and Alford while taking teams with weak benches to the finals year in team," Boulac assessed. "They and year out. For offensive production. the will likely start the second. With all of these factors working against them, it is doubtful that Bird, McHale, Parish and Johnson will bring Men's tennis to home the title. But it still would be nice to see one more World Championship banner raised in the Garden. Those face Division Ill who hated those Bird-led Celtic teams could at least take heart in the fact that superbrat Danny Ainge is no longer force Kalamazoo wearing kelly green. Boston is the only team with all of its old stars playing to­ By BOB MITCHELL gether (with the exception of Ainge, but nobody really liked Sports Writer him anyway). Philadelphia has put together a talented club, but Julius Erving and Bobby Jones have retired and Maurice While the 23-4 Notre Dame men's tennis team anxiously Cheeks is Il()W a New York Knick. Los Angeles still has Worthy and Magic, but J.