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GET YOUR COPY with your MR DELIVERY order from FREE Thurs-Sat each week YOUR FREE GUIDE TO YOUR FREE TIME ÷ 16 October - 22 October 2015 ÷ Issue 593 Johnny Depp plays a ruthless gangster – page 8 Plight of the African penguin takes centre stage – page 10 - Page 4 SA comedy’s finest convene for Mass Hysteria Color Run madness takes over city – page 12 Follow us online: @48hrsincapetown • www.facebook.com/next48hours • www.48hours.co.za The Next 48hOURS • What’s Hot The annual UNICEF Charity Ball was once again hosted by The Westin Cape Town A Dialogue on Cancer was hosted recently by Brimstone Investment Corporation Limited, Life Healthcare and The Next 48hOURS at the Sports Science Institute The Next 48hOURS is published by EDITORIaL STaFF EditoriaL Address EditoriaL COnTRIbutors Rani Communications. Every effort has Managing Editor: Naushad Khan Postal: P.O. 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Oth- Waterfront without finding space, but there are large and very er options include smoked salmon, somewhere to eat. There beautiful chandeliers overhead. BBQ chicken, hummus and roast areY more than 80 restaurants, from The small chalkboard menu fo- vegetables, or good old cheese and almost fine dining to fast food, as cuses on flavours of the Middle East, tomato. The food is light, fresh and well as the Market On The Wharf, Mediterranean and a contemporary tasty but do keep space for a little and the surrounding five star hotels. twist on Africa. something sweet at the end. The al- Every taste and budget is catered for, There are baguettes and wraps, mond cake served with cream was whether you want ice cream on the potato latkes, and khoubiz flat divine. Cooked makes plenty of deli- go or sushi and champagne with a breads with various toppings and cious sweet breads and pastries, and view of the harbour. fillings. In addition there are daily baked cheesecake. 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Good luck! 16 October - 22 October 2015 www.48hours.co.za The Next 48hOURS 3 The Next 48hOURS • Entertainment Guide SA’s best and brightest comedic minds offer solutions to our political quagmire Chester Missing John Vlismas Marc Lottering Mpho Popps Modikoane n all-star cast of local com- Awards, ‘Revelations’, ‘Bitches’ and Minister (Performing until Tuesday, very important one, as we bring lit- promised by Number One that no- edy talent is currently as- other comedy showcases comes one October 20) tle-known diseases to the fore. We body would ask about that. Maybe sembled at the Artscape Op- of the most anticipated comedy pro- • Loyiso Gola: Minister of Sports- have had enough of these Ebolas not hysterical, but close. era House for Nando’s Mass ductions of the year. Look forward wear, Emmy Nominations and Aus- and HIV’s that hog the limelight, and MISSING: When I found out they AHysteria 2015 – ‘The Long Bunfight to a handpicked line-up of the best tralian Affairs take all the budget. And then we are are releasing Oscar during Woman’s to Freedom’, showing until October stand-ups in the country each night And… flooded by all these cheap Asian ge- Month. WTF man? What’s next? 25. on one stage. • Marc Lottering as Minister of the nerics as well. What about the Com- ‘Cosby Show’ re-runs? The comedy showcase aims to Cape, Retail Therapy and Statues mon Cold? Why must the common MODIKOANE: My job is making oth- provide relief to South Africans bat- The line-up is as follows: ones be left with no headlines? We ers hysterical; I on the other hand tered and bruised by the shenanigans • John Vlismas: Minister of Non- PETER TROMP threw some journal- want to see an African flu dominat- never get hysterical. of the political class of late. Nando’s Communicative Diseases istic curveballs the way of VLISMAS, ing the news by 2018.