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~ . . tABarnes Resignation Not 60fficial'

down to," he said. he would receive a copy of the However, many SA members resigned. Sfeven Brawley view Barnes' oral resignation as a In 1968, Michael Hughes resigned managing editor According to Barnes he would resignation letter from the SA preSi­ have to write a formal letter of dent because of the effect it would serious matter. as SA president. Shortly after his ~ Student Association President resignation to the vice chancellor ' have on his office. "As far as I know he was mad reSignation, SA was abolished. Greg Barnes offered h is resignation for Student Affairs. According to the Student Associa­ because Ken Goins was not In 1978, Paul Free resigned as on March 20 following a debate over "A letter was never sent to for­ tion constitution, in the absence of approved," said SA member Ken president of the Central Council. appointments to the Student Activi- malize it," he said. the president the vice president Meyer. The council was formed after the SA tties Budget Committee. However, Vice Chancellor for presides over the assembly. Meyer, a possible candidate for was abolished. Barnes walked out of the room Student Affairs Sandy MacLean The constitution states, "The vice SA president said, he got the after the assembly voted to not' said he sees this as a student president shall assume the duties of impression that Barnes had Free' s reSignation resulted in the appoint Ken Goins to a position on issue. the president in the case of the pre­ resigned. present SA constitution clause that ,..the SABC . . "I try to avoid getting involved in sident's absence or illness." "Greg said, '1 resign my pre­ states the SA vice president will . Barnes said he threatened to student organizations," MacLean SA Vice President Hilary Shelton sidency,' and stormed out of the succeed the SA president if he resign arid that he thought political said. presided over the March 20 meeting room," Meyer said. resigns. manipulation was gOing on. MacLean said he thought if after Barnes left the room. " It was a situation where he was ~ "I was going toresign if Ken Goins Barnes were to resign, that a letter "Greg said he would resign ver­ upset," Meyer said. The 1985-86 Student Association r was . not approved for political should be written either to the bally and left the scene and I ran the According to the SA constitution, will hold its last meeting of the , reasons," Barnes said. as sembly at large or maybe to the meeting," Shelton said. there are no guidelines for the for­ semester on April 13 . Elections for · He said that he did not formalize SA vice president. He said that he felt Greg left the mal proccedure of a SA president's the 1986-87 Student Association will his resignation because Goins was "I see this as a Student Associa­ room in "the heat of the moment" resignation. be held April28 and 29. The 1986-87 ~approved later in the meeting. tion matter," he said. and that there was no formal In the past, two other student body assembly will meet for the first "I never resigned is what it boils MacLean said that he hoped that resignation. preSidents at UMSL have formally time on May 4. Greg Barnes

~{Mirth Day' Wiseman To Be Held Receives Alumni ,April 23 Service Award

Jacqui Lauer Monica Lauer reporter reporter ------, Student Activities is sponsoring The Presi\lent's Alumni Service its first "Mirth Day," April 23, at Award was presented to Ralph Wise­ from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. in the man, a graduate of the University of commons . Missouri- St. Louis, and three other . " Mirth Day is going to be a fun recipients during Legislative collegiate day," said David J. Recognition Dayan March 18 in Jef­ Thomason, coordinator of Student ferson City. Affairs. Wiseman, who graduated in 1968 Thomason said they wanted to with a B. S. in Business Administra­ ~name the event something other tion and in 1973 with a Master's in r than Spring Fest, so the committee Business Administration, . was searched for a word that would chosen because of his continuing make people think. They came up service to U.M.S.L. He has been a with mirth. member of the UMSL. Alumni Mirth means joyfulness, gaiety or Association since 1978, and served merriment, especially when as treasurer for the past five years. \ characterized by laughter. He is also a member of the Missouri }. A 40 ft. by 80 ft tent is going to be University Alumni Alliance, an \ ~set up on the lawn to mark where the organization in which the alumni of event is taking place and can be used the four campuses promote recogni­ as a place of shade. There is going to tion of the University of Missouri be a hot air baBoon, and Student Ac­ system. tivities is renting 150 pairs of roller During Legislative Recognition skates, pads and helmets, Day, Wiseman and other members ~ Thomason said. - of the Alumni Alliance m et state senators and representatives as "They will also have volleyball. Cedric R. An derso rl horseshoes and other competitive they lobbied for the University of • picnic-type games for the faculty, RAYS: U MSL Students take advantage of the unseasonably warm Jefferson Library. Temperatures soared into the 90 degree Missouri. "It's a day of awareness so students and the people who live temperatures early this week in the commons in front of the Thomas range sending sun-worshipers outdoors in droves. the legislators know we have an in­ around the campus, since they have ,terest in the University of Missouri. See "Mirth," Page 2 See "Award," Page 3 Disabled Awareness Installment Payment Plan To Be Implemented Promoted Next Week installment plans. installments, the charge will be educational assistance, students Craig A. Martin "The student can pick whether $20, if he chooses one installment, who enroll in five credit hours or. "Disabled Awareness Week," a horseback riding for the disabled, news editor he wants one installment payment it will be $10," said Moody. less and students who register series of events involving the dis­ will give demonstrations of its prQ­ The Univ ersity of Missouri-St. after registration or three There are rest.rictions on who after classes start, ,. according to a abled and non-disabled held gram on the UMSL commons. At Louis has implemented an install­ payments:' said Bill Moody , direc­ can use the installment plan. letter sent to UMSL students by annually on the UMSL campus, this noon, tennis playing members of the ment payment plan for students' tor of fiscal operations. " The installment plan is not the cashier's office. year will featu re singers. wheelchair basketball team, the fees effective this fall. An installment fee will be available to stUdents with delin­ The reason for the plan, accord­ wheelchair tennis, horseback riding "Rolling Rams," will take on mem­ When registering for the fall charged at the time of registration quent accounts. students whose ing to Moody, is simple. for the disabled and the sixth annual bers of the UMSL tennis team on the 1986 semester the student will to cover the administrative costs enrollments are processed on the "The cost of a college education cross campus wheelchair marathon Mark Twain tennis courts. have the option of paying his fees of the plan. basis of financial aid. third party for t he non-disabled. • On Wednesday, April 9, UMSL · in full or choosing one of the " If the student chooses three billings, scholarships, employee See "Installment," Page 3 faculty, students and staff will be Held this year from Mon. April 7, offered the opportunity to experi­ I. - through Fri. April 11 , " Disabled ence the world of the disabled by Awareness Week" is designed to spending a part of their working day 'Student Association raise the consciousness of the on crutches or in a wheelchair. campus community about the world Equipment for these simUlations • of the disabled and is sponsored by will be available in the lobby of the UMSL's Disabled Students Union J. C. Penney Building. Also avail­ Sponsors Elections the Division of StUdent Affairs, th~ able in the lobby is registration for University Program Board and the evergreen Cross Campus This year's election com- Pepsi Cola. Wheelchair Marathon which begins Craig A. Martin missioner is John Gorges. The following events are at 1 p.m. on the Thomas Jefferson news editor Money for. the wages of these scheduled for "Disabled Library parking lot. Non-disabled · The UMSL Student Association employees comes from the SA. Awareness Week" are invited to traverse a deSignated sponsored elections for Student "Once everyo ne is hired. then we route, and prizes will be awarded. Senators Tuesday and Wednesday, take applications for candidates, • Monday, April 7. is "Entertain­ • Thursday. April 10, is "Movie offering a ballot containing 27 print a ballot and hold elections," ment Day ." Vocalist Su san Adrian, Day," with back-to-back showings of names. Mazur said. president of the Disabled Students four feat ure-length films that illus­ "That's not as many as we had last Union, will perform with the gui tar trate the lives of the disabled. The Polling places were located in ·ear. because there were· a few group, .. A Small Circle of Friends," movies, shown in the Summit SSB, Benton Hall, University Cen­ things that really got people in the lounge of t he University Cen­ Lounge starting at 9 a. m. include ter and EOB. motivated last year.' said J Hulsey ter from 11:30 a. m. until no on and "The Other Side of the Mountain "When the polls close on the last Mazur. Student Association again from 12:30 to 1 p.m. From (Part 2), " Visions," "Just the Way day of voting, the votes are counted administrative chair. noon until 12:30 p.m., the group You Are" and "If You Could See by the SA administrative chair. the "Celebration" will present its pro­ what I Hear." According to SA rules the· election commissioner and the gram, "Music in Sign." • Beginning at noon on Friday administrative chair is responsible chief justice of the student court ,. • Tuesday , April 8, is .' Sports April 11 , the Disabled Student~ 1for hiring an election commissioner Mazur said. ' Day," and is designed to Union will present its annual dnd election ·poll workers. These demonstrate that exercise for the Meritorious Service Awards at a · positions are advertised for and are This year's chief justice is Steve Daugherty. disabled is not limited to a ceremony and reception held in the paid positions. therapist's treatment room. From Hawthorne Room of the University · The applicants must be full-time Candidates on this year's ballot . Cedric R. Anders on were: 10 a.m. until noon, Jamestown New Center. • students and meet certain Horizons, a not-for-profit, tax­ requirements regarding GPA and VOTING: Elections were held Tuesday and Wednesday this week for For additional information about exempt corporation dedicated to "Disabled Awareness Week," call campus political activities. See "Senate," Page 2 student Se~ators . Ballots were to be counted Wednesday, and results will be published in next week's Current. prov iding s pecial ized therapeutic 553-5211.

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BALLET JUGGLERS SOFTBALL

The nationally acclaimed For UMSL student Trish Lucy Gassei picked up her 21st Tulsa Ballet Theatre will be in St. Means, the ancient art of career victory last week by pitch­ louis for two performances, April is not only enjoyable but pro­ ing a no hitter in the River­ 4 and 5 at the American Theater. vides an excellent opportunity to women's victory over the Both shows will begin at 8 p. m. meet people who share in her University of Missouri-Rolla. unusual pasttime.

------Pag e 6 -----~ Page 8 ------Page 9 page 2 CURRENT April 3, 198.6 _ •\ ' " . ' , l :Debate Team Takes First-Place Honors At Trinity cT6urnElY' , ,.. . - ~ .. The UMSL Debate Team took first place second out of 24 teams in to the quarterfinal round. In quar­ ico Junior College in the semifinals "In debate, it is acceptable to tournament. place honors at the recent Pi Kappa their division. terfinals, they defeated Johnson to take tbird place. have a two-man team from different "I would like to especially thavk - Delta Tri-Province tournament At the Ozark Classic Tournament County Community College on a 3- In varsity debate, the UMSL team chools, in which case the points are Dick Finton, the coach at Missourj. «,. held at Trinity University at San at Mi ssouri Southern State College D decision. of Darrell Farhat and Helaine Hen- · plit evenly between tbe two Southern, for allowing Todd ·t6 '!" 1 Antonio, Texas, March 13 to 16. F eb. 7 to 8 in Joplin, Mo., the UMSL In semifinals, they defeated ning took fifth place by amassing a , hools," explained UMSL coach travel with us this, weekend," said In varsity debate the team of John team of Bryan Ford and John Han­ Oklahoma Christian College on a 2-1 4-2 record in the preliminary rounds m Preston. "This rule was Preston. "He helped us o'ut Hancock and Bryan Ford took first cock took first place among the 16 deCiSion, and in finals, they and dropping a 2-1 decision to ablished by the Cross Examina- immeasurably this weekend, and it lace among 22 teams. Ha ncock and teams in the field. defeated another OCC squad to win ' Macalester College in the n Debate Association to allow was a privilege to be associated with .. rd posted a 5-1 record in the pre­ Ford was named first speaker the title, 3-0. quarterfinals. re students to participate in the this 20 program for t~is inary rounds and defeated among the '32 at the tournament, At the Illini Classic held March 7 Since Hancock was ill with the flu ivity." weekend." ~klilOma Christian College to take whereas Hancock was named to 8 at Urbana, Illinois, the UMSL during the IlTini ClaSSic, Ford was e title. second s peaker. novice team of Mark Haynes and teamed with Todd Graham of Mis­ UMSL will close the 1985-86 cam- l'>; At the Illini tournament, Graham Injunior varsity debate, the team . F ord and Hancock posted a 5-1 John Wright posted a perfect 6-0 souri Southern for the Illini paign with the CEDA Nationals ,at ltd Ford posted a perfect 6-0 record pf Mark Haynes and John Wright record in preliminaries to advance record before bowing to New Mex- Classic. Wichita State University in Wicliit~, for UMSL!Missouri Southern. They KS , April 4 to 6. 'advanced to the finals, losing a 2-1 , I ' til Senate decision to Macalester to place Allocations second. Ford was named fourth The team has a record of 140--68 speaker out of the 44 at the going in to the nationals in Kansas:. from page 1 Miriam Silberman, Tom Bom­ marito, Steven Thomas, Jackie SABCFinishes Hearings; • Dilg, Verna Blevins, Robert Dawes, Barbera Willis, Kevin Polito, Steve HEY YOU! Bratcher, Sheila Johnson, Edward Ready To Hear Appeals As Declared By The Student Asser:nbly" Kennedy, Hilary Shelton, Michelle 'Smith, Steve Daughert" Phil Tho­ April3rd - 6th man, Bryan Overman, Mervyn Miller, Kevin Lacostelo, Mark The Student Activities Budget 1986 1987 1987 GAY AWARENESS WEEKEND ~ Committee has made its final Niemeyer, Russell Houston, Robert ALLOCATIONS: Budget Requests Budget ' Doyle, Mary Katherine Grossheim, recommendations for activities Thursday, April 3 Steve Wolfe, Jerry Eulentrop, Linda fees distribution. "Wear Green If You're Gay Day" The committee, which is made up Associated Black Collegians $12,150 $18,000 $13,500 , Pavlakes, Ken Meyer and Connie Beta Alpha Psi 434 625 of students nominated by the Stu­ 1,085 Foster, Chess Club 175 1,750 250 Friday, April 4 dent Association president and Chinese Student Association o 505 100 "Wear Jeans If You're Gay Day" approved by the assembly, is Current 19,000 24,140 19,000 charged with the task of allocating Delta Sigma Pi 550 1,500 700 Disabled Sludent Union 1,700 2,400 1,800 Mirth funds to student organizations. Doctoral Student Organization o o If you have any questions about these or other activities, look , 268 for flyers on cam pus bulletin boards or call Student Activities ' Once appointed, the committee Evening College Council 6,165 11,040 5,000 from page 1 takes applications from qualifying Forensics 5,000 6,000 6,000 at 553-5536 and they will forward your number to us so we organizations, then meets to decide Gay/Lesbian Student Union 90 3,822. , , 900 can contact you. . to put up with us throughout the 750 1,150 on allocations and hearings. Greek Week 1,400 year," Thomason said. 11,000 12,520 11,000 c , UMSL GAY/ LESBIAN STUDENT UNION Hearings are called with the Horizons Thomason and the committee are Il'\ternalional Student Unio~ 2,5QO 5,925 3,000 trying to get celebrity entertain­ groups that the SABC feels it needs Jewish Sludent Union o 450 o !Ssssssssss-s.s~~~:;.sss:sssssssss~~~ . ~ : more information from in order to Kappa Delta Pi 200 595 250 ment to perform in the evening. 9,500 16,100 a ~ They are also working on having make an allocation des cis ion. KWMU Student Staff 900 Literary Magazine 1,128 5,100 roving artists, mimes and picnic­ 175 3,850 200 The SABC is now taking Madrigal Ensemble 100 type foods like hamburgers, potato Music Educators National Conference 50 850 applications for appeals from 500 1,375 600 salad and baked beans. Panheilenic o organizations wishing to appeal Pierre LaClede Student Organization o 2,100 If the fair is a success, next year their allocations. 800 850 800 Psi Chi o 100 Student Activities may add booths After all applications are taken Psychology Organization 425 sponsored by groups on campus, and 359 780 250 they will hold hearings [or those Rho Nu 175 460 o more activities. School of Educalion Organizalions 900 900 who appealed and make their final Student Act iv ities Budget Committee 1,270 ,------allocations. 6,000 6,000 6,000 Student Association 23,400 30,850 29,700 Student In vestment Trust 100 150 The allocations are tllen sent to 700 Elderly Seminar Student National Education Associalion 125 225 150 the vice chancellor for Student Student Optometric Association 1,350 6,300 1,000 Affairs for alteration of approval. Student Volunteer Optomelric Services 350 2,800 700 . Scheduled Then the allocations go to the vice Symphonic Band 400 600 450 TV Productions 900 1,000 chancellor for Administrative Ser­ 3,450 Independent living and the University Center Advisory Board 9,400 12,100 10,600 vices. This office is a clearing house Elderly will be the Second Universily Players 13,477 30,000 11,715 for all budgets in the college. 89,360 71,300 Annual Gerontology Co nference UniverSity Program Board 63,745 The allocations must then be University Singers 2,412 2,597 2,597 scheduled for Wednesday, April approved by the curators before 9, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at t he they become fin al. TOTAL: $195,700 $309,550 S202,487 University ' of Missouri-SL ~------Louis. The conference will present up-to-date information on issues of immediate concern to those working with or for older adults. presents The conference is designed for Shows Daily persons employed in long-term Movie of the Week NORMANDY BANK care and independane living set­ Mon. 10:00 a. m. , Video in the lookout " tings Tues. 9:00 8. . (Summit lounge) m. 7151 Natural BridgE' Road The keynote address will be Wed. 12:00 " /"---'-'"' given by Mrs. John Ashcroft with , L .' M' . 63 2 i A FULL\ introductions by Lloyd Connolly, RomanCing the Stone Thurs. 2:00 p. m. St. OUIS, ISSO url 1 1 (SERVICE l director, Missouri Division, of \ [3ANI( J Aging. April 7th Thru 11 th Fri. 1 :00 p. m. Member FDIC (314) 383-5555 " ~'/

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(CPS)-Music videos can desen­ Dominick and colleague Barry ·r sitize college students to violence, a Sherman recently studied 165 "con­ Students To Study Abroad sutvey of 700 midwestern cept" music videos shown on MTV . collegians has found. and on two other stations that fea- ­ F~~ stlHlents at UMSL have been selected to participated in the ture music videos, WNBC and 1986 Strassenfest Study Abroad Scholarship Program. . The study released last week by WTBS, and found that about 55 pet- . The winners, who will spend the summer in Germany in various assistance professor Sharaf Reh­ cent of the videos had at least one vi­ language study programs, are Sister Marie-Therese Define, Janet man of West Texas State, found that olent incedent. M. Grobegeers, Patricia A. O'Brien, and Ellen Hart Strubert. after viewing music videos for a The scholarships are made available through a grant from the St. while, students became less cap­ While Dominick has no Louis Strassenfest Corporation to UMSL's modern foreign languages able of perceiving levels of viol ence sci~nmtific measure of how popular department. ih the videos. music videos are among college Another UMSL student, Thomas A. Haake, has.. been selected by Rehman also found students tend students, he believes they are "big, the Higher Education Center of St. Louis to participate in the on campus from my casual German-American Student Exchange Program. . , ~ to excuse violence in videos done by performers they like, and that analysis." UMSL offers bachelor's degrees in three foreign languages: Ger­ women students in his study tended man, French and Spanish. The univerSity also offers courses in Rus­ t6 view themselves as victims of "You may be teaching a young,­ sian, Italian, Latin, and ancient Greek. violence. impressionable audience that the /! two things (sex and violence) go : They're not the only ones dis- together," he says. Workshops To Be Offered turbed. A growing body of scholarly r:esearch seems to be supporting The 'studies also stated that '''in many cases, women were presented Two workshops offered by UMSL' s Continuing Education­ contentions that music videos are Extension will teach both beginning and experienced photographers ; ~ qften unduly violent or sexuaL as upper-class sex objects for lower class males with visions of upward to see and to photograph the complexity of nature. " i , "I think the coupling of violence mobility." "Nature Photography Workshop" will be held Thursdays begin­ and sexual imagery is troubling," ning April 17, 7-9 p.m. and include one Saturday, May 3, field trip, 10 University of Georgia media They determine social status a.m.-3:30 p.m .. Topics for this workshop include cam-era com­ iesearcher Joseph Dominick from clothes, jewelry and cars in the ponents, lenses, tripods, calculating exposure and secrets of good . J1laintains. videos. composition. The class will be held in the J. C. Penney Building and the fee for the workshop is $45. " Weekend Workshop at Pierre Marquette" State Park in Gramon, ALUMNIST: Ralph Wiseman, left, recieved the President's Alumni IlL, will be held Saturday and Sunday, May 17 and 18,9-5 p.m .. Installment Service Award recently in ceremonies held in Jefferson City. He is pic­ Topics will include exposure, focus, filters, and accessories. tured here with univerSity president c. Peter Magrath. The fee for th~ workshop' is $85. Lee F. Mason and Edward M. Mason, freelance photographer­ :: from page 1 Oct. 1. Both of the last two writers, will lead the workshops, The Masons have had more than '. payments would include one third Award 200 articles and photographs published. :: has reached the point where peoc of the educational fee. For more information, call Nan Kammann at 553-5961. " pIe should be able to spread their Regular students who register 'from page 1 year in 1965 , and was a full-time stu- . : payments out if ,they want to," after pre-registration and prior to dent from 1966-1968. He was in the This'is our way of letting them know : .said Moody. the first day of classes. will be able second undergraduate class to Course to Be Offered we follow what they're doing," Wise­ - . The college has yet to see just choose a plan with two graduate from UMSL and among the man said. Two one-day courses designed for secretaries to increase their : -IiO'w this plan will affect them instalh;nents. first graduates from theMaster's of In. his role as treasurer of the communication and management skills will be offered this spring : financially. The first installment is due on 'Business Administration program. "It will definitely change our the day of registration, the second UMSL Alumni Association, Wise­ by the UMSL Continuing Education-Extension. , : cash flow , because we won't have is due Oct. L man sees his job as more than During this time he was married "The Secretary as Manager" will be held April 30, 9-4 p.m. at the as much money in one lump sum as The first payment includes an administering funds. " I like to get to Joyce, his wife for 22 years, and Clarion HoteL Topics include setting priorities, advancing pro- we used to, if a great number of administrative charge of $1 0, the . people involved in treasury work," began raising a family. He has two feSSionally, and controlling stress. ' students take advantage of the student activity fee , optional he said. "A certain amount of work children, Jeffrey, 16 , and Jaimee, "Effective Communication" will be held May 7, 9-4 p.m. at the ~ ': plan," said Moody. charges and two thirds of the · can be accomplished with our funds. 13. He has been employeed by the Holiday Inn- Westport. Topics inc'lude effective speaking and listen­ I try to help.people understand what ing, and correct grammar, punctuation and usage. r y " We can't enter a plan like this educational fee. The second Chromalloy Corporation, Consumer figuring to lose money, we have to installment would be for one third w,e can do as opposed to what I want Home Products . and General The fee for each course is $145 . figure it on the hopes of at least of the educational fee. done personally." Among their most Dynamics. Currently, he works for Shirley Breeze, chairperson of the Business Office Education ~ ~ breaking even," he said. A late payment fee of $5 will be recent projects is the acquisition of the St. Louis Community College as Department and professor at the St. Louis Community College will - . Students using the plan will assesed for installments not paid the UMSL Alumni House. " It shows the manager of internal audit. lead both courses. Judy Gurley, a lecturer in the UMSL English make their first paymenton Aug. L on time. that there is an alumni group, and "I owe a lot to the University of Department joins Breeze in leading the "Effective Communication" This payment will include the "I think it will work. Of course there is a place for UMSL alumni," Mis so uri," he said. His philosophy course. administrative charge, the stu­ we won't know until we have had a Wiseman said. The group's con­ is "(0 recognize that when yo u can For more information, call Joe Williams at 553-5961. dent activity fee, optional charges year or so experience under our tributions include support for the be part of an event, project and (parking and insurance), and one belts," said Moody. University Singers and the distribu­ organization, take that opportunity third of the educational fee. " It's just another chance for us tion of scholarships. and learn from that experience as Thompson Joins Staff The second installment w.ald be to provide a service to our Wiseman has been involv ed with well as lend your ideas, thoughts paid on Sept. 1, and the third on students. ,. UMSL since its earliest days. He at­ and abilities in a constructive Mary Ann Thompson has joined the UMSL Continuing Education­ tended the Evening College for a manneL" Extension as a research associate to market contract human resource development programs to St. Louis employers. Thompson recently graduated from UMSL with a degree in busi­ ness administration with an emphasis area in management and organizational behavior. S.U.1ll m it " ~9_ ,unge Prior to UMSL, Thompson was the director of sales at Stretch and .~~MMI~T · I· .. . ,....." Sew in Creve Coeur, Mo .. ~H~W~HS~ ' Comedy In April Booksale Starts April 15

The University Women at UMSL will hold their annual apring book sale Tuesday, April 15 , through Thursday, April 17 on campus. Sale hours are 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. in the Library Annex, located west of Thomas Jefferson Library. Visitor parking is available along West Campus Dr. Popular fiction, special interest and scholarly publications, records and magazin~s will be sold at prices ranging from 10 cents Kate Kasten David Co an to $1. The UMSL book fair is held twice a year. The Oct. 1985 sale raised approximately $1,200 to benefit the Thomas Jefferson Library. 'Comedy- Theatre Persons who want to donate items for the book sale may call 553 - Com~ dy J .~ ggler 5442 to arrange to have' them picked up . . Fri. April 4th Tu'e. April 8 th Blacks In Education

"Blacks in Higher Education: The '80s and Beyond" will be the 8::00 pm 7:30 subject of a conference to be held Wed., April 23 from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. at UMSL. Dr. Herman Blake, president at Tougaloo College in Tougaloo, Miss., will deliver the opening address, "Blacks in Higher' Educa­ tion: The Window of Opportunity." Dr. Reginald Wilson, director at the Office of Minority Concerns, American Council on Education, e - Washington, D.C., will present the luncheon address, "Minority "Mildly " Hilarious" "Astounding" Crisis in Higher Education." Amusing" Topics for concurrent workshops will include: "Beyond the Revolving Door: Black Student Access, Recruitment and Retention," "Negotiating the System: What Students Need to Know, " "The Role of Developmental Education in the Retention of Black Students," ..(~ .. " Making the Grade: The Congruency of High School Success with College Success" and "The Black Family: Survival and Catastrophe. " The fee for the conference, which includes lunch is $20 before April 7, $25 after April 7 and $12 for college students with valid 1.D .. All sessions will be held in the J. C. Penney Building. For further information call Joe Williams, Continuing Education­ Extension, at 553-5961. Library Conducts Survey

. Through the end of this week, the Reference Department of the Thomas Jefferson Library will be conducting a patron survey regarding the Library's services and collections. Survey forms are available at the Library entrance, Reference Desk and Circulation D,esk. Copies of the survey have also been sent to a sample of faculty and staff members on campus. For more informa!ion call Joyce Edinger at 553-5060. "Side-Splitting" " Photogenic' ~.t;'< ~ ~. ~ r~~J(~\'~ ~ : ' ~ ' I nternational Scholarships A one woman show of zany ~~~ ~:; ~ : Nominations and applications for James S. McDonnell characters and political satire Fun for the whole family Scholarships in International Studies are now being accepted by the Center for International Studies. These scholarships are named in honor of James S. McDonnell, the founder of McDonnell Aircraft $2 Students $2 Students Corporation and are funded by a grant from the McDonnell Douglas Foundation. For 1986·87, awards may range from $300 to $750, depending on the number of successful applicants and funds $3 Fac./Staff $3 Others available. Children 12 and under free To be eligible, students must be currently enrolled at UMSL, have $4 General· Public completed a minimum of 24 credit hours and have shown significant with payi n9 ad u It interest in international, cross-cultural or foreign area studies. Applications are available from the Center for International Studies, 366 SSB. Nominations and applications must be received by 4:{5 p.m. on April 11. Recipients will be selected according to merit by a com­ h mittee of the CIS faculty. For more information, call 5753. .·I!.~~ ' .'--:--_---:---~--p--:r-eUniversity~s---=-e~n-:--:--tT""Te~d,_=:· Pro'grab-:;;-:n y:---;:----:-:t'mBoard "7"'T~e_:::_:_;_:__~~----.../ ! ,s· ...: ". editorials . page 4 CORRENT April 3, 1986

ff 1.. ooK ColOt-)EL Kl-iAb"F( ::r:. Kt-:>€"u.r"H~T C~(.E T'"e Barnes Resignation: ) . AfI\6"1t.lcAt-)S R€C.':::'Gt-).:1~EI) ou.\< ~u..PER 10 g. uAvAL r 0 2.Cn; CURRENT Why Bother Now? ,fiAT THE'( WOUL~ Re.\~~A T ... l\ Un iversity of Missouri-St Louis In t he next two weeks an Somewhere out in the st. 1 Blue Metal Office Bu ilding UMSL tradition will take place. Louis region, the other 8001 Natural Bridge Road The Student Association elec­ thousands of UMSL stUdents St Louis, Mo. 63121 Phone: (314) 553-5174 tions will once again become were working, raising a family, the focal point of campus or at home watching soap The Current is published weekly attention; . During the last operas. on Thursdays. Advertising rates assembly meeting, many SA are available upon request by con­ tacting the Current Business Office at members acknowledged that UMSL is an urban commuter campus and the fact that stu­ (314) 553-5175. Space reser­ the association's credibility vations for advertisements must was very low. On May 4, 1986, dent body elections are not on be received by noon Monday prior · the 1986-87 Student Associa­ the UMSL stUdent bodv's " do to the date of publication. tion will hold its first meeting. list" is understandabie and The Curren~ financed in part by The ability of the new accepted. It is true that most 1986-87 student activities fees, is not an assembly to rebuild its ties to official publication of the University the stUdents of this campus students will not know the of Missourl The university is not re­ rests upon the outcome of the names of either the chancellor sponsible for the Currenfs con­ upcomming elections. or the SA president. What is tents and policies. crucial to remember is that The frustration of this year's Edrtorials expressed in the paper assembly is evident. SA Presi­ there is a group of active reflect the opinion of the editorial · dent Greg Barnes stormed out students on the UMSL campus staff. Articles labeled "commen- ' of the last SA meeting and who do vote in SA elections and tary" or "column" are the opinion of the individual writer. offered his resignation over who do know the name of the chancellor. what he called political manipulation of SA member Barnes' name will appear in Copyright by the Current, 1986 Ken Goins by the assembly. at least one chapter of UMSL's history. The person who will All materials contained within this However, such manipulation issue are the property of the Cur-. can only be expected when succeed him will have the rent and can not be reproduced or issues such as this are not same fame. reprinted without the expressed brought up until a few weeks SA presidents filter through written consent of the Current and its staff. before SA elections. the doors of UMSL along with Barnes' term in office has their student body. Issues such Daniel A. Kimack been marked with a resigna­ as parking, the bookstore, and , t;J,:0f , [I .;; :~; e~ apathy were important to this tion, an impeachment proceed­ Steven Brawley ing, and a Student Court case .. campus 20-years ago. It is most ; :1 , 1,1.: ;q. ; c d:!"), Any move made by the likely that these same issues assembly at this point, to try to will continue their dominance yates w. Sanders in the future. :'... i s.:It~$5 a~ ~ a ;r:;. a .1 $,I;\~ S d.rt..-...:II)I make his "heat of the moment" .. I resignation stick would be For the active students par­ I Mike Luczak ! fruitless and would only serve ticpating in this year's SA elec­ .1sso-: a,] 3,~ ; e ,I.l't] ~t 01 the pleasure of those against tions, let this serve as a I the Barnes/ Shelton machine. reminder. Robin House Barnes can be credited with Part of collegiate life .: 'J ;' : Po :10:" (. involves getting a feel for the ~ long service record to the Craig Martin UMSL campus. His role in the real world. For Greg Barnes, it news editor 'opposition to the proposed is likely that he has gotten a ., . merger of UMSL and Harris good taste of life in the politi­ Marjorie Bauer Features/arts editor Stowe is evident of his cal arena. dedication. Barnes would probably do Dan Noss "In the political backwash things different if he could turn sports editor • !, that will plague the upcom­ back the clock. If given the ming elections, keep in sight same opportunity, hi s Diane Schlueter another UMSL traditon. opponents would probably assl sports editor Yes, here we go again with resort to using game plans " B" Jan Braton the " apathy" excuse. In the last and " C" the s econd time arou nd UMSL editor SA presidental elections, around. d assifted coordinator Barnes · received 529 votes. SA should give its full atten­ This accounted for 60 percent tion to the future and not the :::::..\ Cedric R. Anderson ..:;:--, photoqraphy director nf the total votes. . past in the upcomming weeks. ~;;;e;:;;;:~--=,,~m:1 John Dereak SABe Actions Do graphic artist Brent Jones • Not Remedy Problems office manag er LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Jon Young (fhe final allocations from the which s aw its allocation move circulation manager Student Activities Budget from $550 to $800. The UMSL Committee are in (see chart, Psychology Organization Michele Smith production assistan t page 2) , and the Senate Student received the r emaining $50. was the third proposal we had Affairs Committee must grin Mary Weiler, member of the Upset With submitted for this equipment in Ideology less than three years and com­ John Conway and bear it. Student Association Assembly production assistant The Senate committee, and member of the Political prised individual proposals from SA Control 10 UMSL Chemistry faculty Is Nothing which reviews tentative Science Academy, was one of Steve Luczak members and one from UM­ production assistant allocations from the SABC, Barnes' main opponents in Over Current Rolla. Preparation of these three New recommended the board the SABC allocations. Dear Editor: proposals represents perhaps in Dear Editor: Terri Seymour should review some of its The two, in fact, were at odds excess of 120 faculty working production assistant allocations, including the . much of the year on many dif­ We the undersigned find it days. We were su ccessful on the Recently, there has been much awards of $30,000 to Student ferent political issues. appalling that the present stu­ third attempt. The program Peggy Harris t alk of "ideology" among those production assistant Association, $13,500 to the Also, Sandy Richey, who dent government has used its involves the NSF providing two­ who participate in student Associated Black Collegians, heads the UMSL Psychology power in an attempt to put the thirds of the cost of the government here at UMSL. When instrumentation and the Marci Green and $900 to the Gay and Les­ Organization, was one of the Current in its back pocket. By Greg Barnes tendered his typesetter bian Student Union. proponents in a move to taking the Current off direct institutional match required is reSignation as Student Associa­ the remaining one-third. the suc­ Amidst cries of foul, remove Barnes from his office funding, Greg Barnes and Hilary tion President at the March 20 cess rate in this program is about however, the SABC reaffirmed Shelton will have the opportunity' meeting of the Student reporters last semester. Laurie Aldy to abuse their power further. 30 percent. The universities sub­ Assembly, he condemned those both the ABC and GLSU An appeasement that mitting proposals are the PhD­ Mark Bardgelt With every editorial that the pre­ who opposed his nomination to Loren Richard Klahs allocations, and decreased the amounted to $300 from the Stu­ granting institutions in the U.S . sent stUdent administration the SABC, accusing them of Eileen Pacino Student Association allocation dent Association allocation Nick Pacino finds unsettling, the Current can manipulating the Assembly fo by only one-tenth of one does not improve the structure Sincerely, Marilyn Probe start su btracting dollars. pursue their own political ideol­ Jimmy Schwartz percent. and effectiveness of the Stu­ This is not right. Does Lawrence Barton ogy. Previously, this same Chris Stolte The Senate Student Affairs dent Activities Budget Com­ "freedom of the press" stop at Chairperson allegation was made of Mr.· Monica Lauer 1.1 ;:, Il l: ~ ',It· Committee, which had hoped mittee as seen this year. UMSL? Does the student govern­ Barnes. As the result of filling .ment have the right to hold a car-. . D,l ,l : 8 ~ 0 \\: ' to investigate possible politi­ The committee ran into Encourages SABC vacancies continued, ,.,: ,(j,lWi: 't .: ,. cal bias and nonrepresentation problems early when members rot over a free institution? We many heated remarks were say absolutely not. An editorial is on the SABC, simply did not were not offi cially approved exchanged accusing several dif­ an expression of opinion, not a have the resources or time to ferent parties of voting by their and when Barnes circulated political tool used as a PR ser­ Participation effectively act on the SABC's what some saw as a political ideology. Had it not been for the I vice, or to hide the actions of the noble gesture of Assembly original recommendations. questionnaire to applicants for people elected by the students. Chairperson John Hancock who . Instead, the Senate commit­ Dear Editor: the SABC. Let's hope the students resigned his own position on the LEITERS POUCY tee could only plead that the The problems continued remember this at election time SABC to create another vacancy ..SABC listen to reasons of non­ with nonrepresentation of the and at budget allocation time As chairman of the Student Association Grievance Commit­ on that committee and allow both representation and political committee, representation on next year. "ideological" pOSitions to The Current welcomes all letters tee, I would like to encourage to the editor. The writer's studeni bias as reasons to realign the the committee which favored students to use the avenues believe they were filling a posi­ SABC allocations. Sincerely, tion on the committee, the number and phone number must SA, ABC, GLSU and a fei.v available to them for expressing be included. Non-students also others. Kelley Betz Assembly · would have found Steve Ripper concerns, problems and must sign their letters, but only . complaints. itself in an ideological deadlock Instead, the SABC acted to It was a committee that Nancy Dawkins need to add their phone number. reappoint members that were started in the wrong direction, that would have been to no Letters should be not more than Students can do one of a couple benefit. removed from tlie committee spent much of the time back­ two typed pages in length. things to have their complaints I am deeply disturbed by this No unsigned letters will be by the Student Court after it tracking, and never reached Cites Error heard. First, there are grievance constant discussion of ideology published. Names for published was learned that the commit­ the correct destination of dis­ In NMR . boxes in several buildings on and its resultant political furor. I letters will be withheld upon re­ tee members were not tributing monies raised campus. The boxes on North . believe something quite basic to quest but letters with which the .officially approved by the Stu­ through Student Activity Fees Camp'us are located in the third student governance has been lost" writer'S name is published will dent Association Assembly. equally among the broad spec­ Coverage receive first preference. floor lobby of Mark Twain Build­ and until we cease to discuss Responsibility for letters to the Instead, the SABC acted to trum of · stUdent Dear Editor: ing and in Benton Hall outside of ideology and begin to talk about editor belongs to the individual reaffirm its tentative organizations. the Women's Center on the first purpose and procedure, the writer. The Current is not respons~ allocations. The Senate Student Affairs I was pleased to see that you floor. On South Campus there are ability to compromise and ble for controversial material in the The end result from all the Committee has offered recom­ included a feature about the boxes in Marillac Hall and in the achieve some real results is letters, but maintains the right to' refuse publication of letters judged heated controversy involving mendations that would Department of Chemistry in the Music Building. lost. With regard to purpose, one ·by the editorial staff to be in poor Student Association Preident improve the ' committee's March 20 issue. In the article, you Second, a stUdent may contact must ask what is the purpose of taste. No letters with libelous effectiveness, Barnes has described our recent acquisition material will be published Letters Greg Barnes and members of me by stopping in at the Student student government on this cam­ the student government com­ offered recommendations, of a $222,000 NMR spectrometer may be edited for space limitations. as being made possible by Association office (262 U. Cen­ pus - or any college campus, for mittees cpncerning the SABC concerned stUdents have Letters may be dropped off at university funds and a private ter) or by calling the office at 553- that matter. While I find the the Current offices, 1 Blue Metal allocations was an offered recommendations. donation. 5104 . If I'm not available, please divestment of university funds Office Building, or the University appeasement. Hopefl!lly, something will be My colleagues and I wish it leave a message. from South Africa a commend­ Center Information Desk They The Student Association done over the next few months were so easy. The "private dona-. Hopefully this information able achievement of the current may also be mailed to Letters to budget of $30,000 was cut to to curb the many problems will assist any and. all students SA administration, I am sad­ the Editor, Curren~ 1 Blue Metal tion" was in fact a grant from the Office Building, 8001 Natural Bridge $29,700. Much of that.decrease that have a problem. dened that that administration with the SABC. Hopefully, the highly competitive chemical Ro~ci, St Louis, Mo. 63121. went .as an increase to the committee will be improved instrumentation program of the Sincerely, .Political - Science Academy, for next year's allocations. National Science Foundation. It Ken Meyer See "Letters," Page 5 ., I April 3, 1986 CURRENT page 5 -,._------

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:from page 4 many instances the rules are build a student government that when they perform they say improvements on this campus, there to protect the student inte­ can truly represent its something to the world about all Asks For such as the $250,000 walkway. ~ : .claims this as its greatest rests. In this case the rules were constituency . of us - and, my friends, they do But I have also seen some things deteriorate. Most notable . ... :achievement. While I believe it is protecting the monies paid by say it so very well. .: important to feed the hungry students as they are allocated to Sincereley, Out onto the stage they filed Help On among these is the gradual , (and I have individually suppor- . student organizations. I think Mary T. Weiler with a bounce to their step and a deterioration of fork service on : ted many efforts in that direc­ also it is time for student leaders' huge 'silent grin across their Radio campus. One would expect that , tion), I am disturbed that this of UMSL to realize again the Thanks And faces which shouted louder than on a major university campus in ' effort has been placed above Office of Student Affairs exists to any words. Sitting in the Dear Editor: a big metropolitan area one • many direct concerns of UMSL help students, to work for the audience I felt their confidence could get a decent metal fork in l ,students. I believe the primary. ~raise For the cafeteria after 1 p, m. Sadly, good of students, and to assist the and joy at being · there, joy to .As producer and host · of • p'urpose of any student govern- this is not always the case, student gov~rnmentin .protect: . share with us their great giHsof KWMU's "St. Louis Considered" .ment should be to work for the One might expect the student ing the . valid' interests ' of , U. Singers song - and I was impressed. news magazine, I have an up­ : :best interest of the students' and government 'of this world-class students. For quite afew years, . The performance was totallv close view .of breaking stories in " other ' concerns should Dear Editor: university to form investigative ~ome some of the leaders of student professional; a top class act; any the metropolitan area, • after this primary goal. Although government have invested great The raging controversy over committees to flriifOut what in . Ihope I can convey to you the choral group would be hard : it has been argued that students energy in fighting thisbrancp of the UMSL fork budget and the the. world is going on with our ..... many emotions which I experien­ pressed to follow. I do want to • do not live in a vacuum and are the . admini~tration rather than resulting administration cover­ fork budget. ced at the Kennedy Center in thank them for their lovely gift­ : part of a greater communitv it trying to work with that office to ups and widespread campus But that is not the case. Washington, DC., on Sunday, but there is much more for which . • must be rememb.ered that p~r- achieve their ends. If 'We are to unrest all point to one thing: I say it's time for the UMSL March 16. I am not accustomed to to thank them for they say some­ • ticularly in an urban area make any real gains for UMSL great story opportunities. student body, 11,000 strong, to writing what is in my heart, thing to all who hear them about • students are the constituents of students, we must cooperate I urge all 11,000 UMSL rise up against the international rather my training in sociology me and you, about our values and t many political representatives with the staff of the Office of Stu­ students to make their feelings fork conspiracy and vote for a schooled me for writing studies about our achievements. ~ .- within many systems. But in the dent Affairs. known on this issue, especially to man who 's not afraid to fight the or reports in as objective and I must tell you that here in : university community, the stu­ I will soon be graduating and me or members of my staff, so we fork fiends: Kevin Polito. unemotional a form as possible. I Washington, at the reception t dent has only the student govern­ will no longer have the privilege can do a neat story and fill in Vote for Kevin Polito for can still hear a professor after the concert, I met many for- ment to represent him or her of representing students on the about three minutes of our show University Senate. cautioning me over and over mer students from all four cam­ ·, with regard to particular student UMSL campus. I do intend to sup­ schedule next Sunday. ~ again, "Bebe, don't tell me what puses: Kansas City, Roll, I concerns. I believe that this port the university in any poss­ The issue especially demands With extreme sincerity, • you feel - tell me what you Columbia and S1. Louis, all burst­ emphasis has been lost and will ible way as an alumnus. I hope a lot of vocal protest, primarily Vito Lucido · think." I shal now try to tell you ing with pride and basking in the · not be rediscovered until the that as I inquire 'about the of the sort that can be recorded what I felt on that memorable glory of what the University of I students themselves demand hapenings of this campus, I will on tape for background for a Sundayafternoon and what I feel Missouri could produce. So you that their representatives work be told that students have good, in-depth report with lots of Program .. today and what I am sure I shall can well imagine the magnitude ·r to protect their interests within managed to put ideology aside comparisons to campusu nrest in. always feel about that day of my emotions and by extension, the university. . and have b'egun to cooperate as the '60s, etc. · because I have this overwhlem­ Question · I also believe it is important to they pursue their interests at the I instinctively feel, your By the way, being ajournalist, I · ing desire to share with you what emotions had you been there. · look at procedure. A bureauc­ university. It is my hope that this ca~t endorse anybody in the , ·• shall always be one of my most ratic structure such as the letter will convince even one stu­ This was our school, our univer­ upcoming Senate race, but if I Dear Editor: · cherished memories. I shall sity, our campus out there in · university has many rules and dent to support a candidate who could, I'd endorse Kevin Polito. write from the heart, albeit a front, setting a standard of such · regulations. While some may not· truly wants to work for better For the entire "St. Louis Con­ Every morning during the I, : totally biased and subjection high quality and excellence. be directly related to the parking, lower bookstore prices, sidered" staff, I'm Tony Taylor week I slave over a hot control I " communication. when I addressed the seniors ..) . individual student and others lower fees, ' better food, etc., board as engineer for KWMU's .. It was a bright, sunny day. The • may even be cumbersome to the rather than pursuing his or her at the February graduation local broadcast of " Morning Edi­ ~ hint of spring felt warm upon ceremonies, I gave fair warning r student, there have been own political interests. I hope Upset With tion," the National Public Radio your skin and glamour per­ to larger campuses "to look out, · . guidelines, rulesand regulations that this letter will encourage show that brings in-depth news to · meated the air. The scene was established to protect the inte­ . even one student to examine the move ove, we're coming on and millions. Washington, D.C., and excite­ we're coming on strong." Well, Campus Fork rest of the student. In bringing structure of the eXisting student And when I get done with my ment bustled all around you. my friends, on thisSunday after­ . the recent case concerning SABC government to ascertain shift and head over to the UMSL Here we were at the Kennedy appointments before the Student whether that structure is the best noon in the Kennedy Center, I Situation cafeteria, I expect to be able to Center, the sophisticated, fully burst with pride. I felt we Court, it was my intent (I can not to aid UMSL students. And I dive il'!to my spam and eggs with national center of culture where speak for the other two pro­ especially hope that this letter had arrived, we had grown up and Dear Editor: an honest-to-God, All-American the greats had performed. Here ponents of the case) to bring the will encourage one concerned we were definitely on our way. metal fork. we were waiting for our Univer­ Thank you, University focus of student government student to get involved - to s'eek Sing~rs, I have been an UMSL stUdent sity Singers to present their con­ Quite Sincerely, back to procedure, to make office, to hold a committee we are basking in your glory and for three years, and during that cert - no, our concert, for surely Joseph Kupferer individuals rememb.er that in appointment or just to vote - to we all owe you thanks. time I have seen many I:.. KWMU Engineer l~ Patterson Receives Science Teaching A vvard PROJECT PH ILIP Margaret Patterson, a longtime sponsor of science fairs. asked Pat- promote students' interest in the MacArthur Fellows, two Field The Bible Solves aU your probJems promoter of science fairs and who, terson to set one up in itspavilion at sciences. Medalists and thousands of Ph.D. s in 1942, was instrumental in the the 1939 New York World's Fair. After much research she sugges­ in a host of science and when al~ things and friends fail you establishment of the annual nation- Joshua Lederberg. a 15-year-old ted that Westinghouse sponsor a mathematics' areas. wide Westinghouse Science Talent science student who participated in series of scholarships for high Patterson directed the Wes­ We offera free Bible and Correspondence Search, has been presented with the the project. went on to win a Nobel school seniors who had tinghouse scholarship program for course to all students. Free postage. Monsanto Science Teaching Prize in 1958 and is now president of demonstrated an ability for analyti­ 17 years. From 1958 to 1965, she Award. Rockefeller University. cal reasoning and problem solving. Write to: Project Philip - College Campus . worked with the National Education P.o. 1.1301. Clayton HD. ~',l;~';; ~,.:-~. ".,. , In ceremoni~s , t1e~d du pi;g.g. tJ1e With the advent of \ 'orld War II. Forty,five years and millions of Association through the Ford Foun­ 13th annual Missouri Regionals of Sf. LouiS, MO 63105 the science fair movement was cur­ dollars in scholarships later, the dation as a science consultant to the Junior Science, Engineering and tailed by' Westinghouse. Ho\\ ever. Westlllghouse SClence Talent governments and research HumamtJes SymposIUm held at she was asked by V'eslinghouse to Search boasts among its winners institutions in India, East Pakistan, UMSL, March 13-15, she was cited develop a unique activity that would five Nobel Laureates, four West Pakistan and Turkey. for her" outstanding achievements in the development and guidance of students with respect to understanding and implementing the process of science" Patterson is currently producer­ director of the radio program ,. Creative Aging" which broadcasts on KWMU radio. Patterson graduated from the University of Missouri-Columbia in 1929 with a teaching ·certifiG

· ,-, If· HONORED: Dr. John ~ason, president of the Monsanto Fund, presents Margaret Patterson with the Mon­ , -.OUI !'I ;... santo SCience Teachtng .Award dunng the 13th annual Missouri Regional Junior Science Engineering \ ~ : : J...1 I.J I and Humanities SymposlLlm, held March 13-15 here. ' ", I'~rnuill! I . II II IL· . 11 Dr. Robert Calsyn Associate Professor of PSYCh~logy

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Thursday April 10, 1986 2:00 p.m. 101 Stadler Put YOl Jr Major u p To Work At o The Current , , roundOMSL page 6 CURRENT April 3, 1986 Thursday dance,------9 r Wednesday : 3 L-___~ • The Tulsa Ballet Theatre wi ll perform at 8 will present lectures ~nd Inte~- : • The UMSL Restoring Your present a "Children's Hour" . in • Men's Baseball vs. SIU­ p.m., April 4 and 5, at the sive workshops on Issues .In Rights group will meet at 12:30 the University Center Lounge. Edwardsville at 3 p.m. ThiS American Theatre as independent living and long­ p.m. in the J.C. Penney Building. There will also be a "College double-header will be played at part of UMSL's continu­ term care in gerontology, IInclud­ Night at the Bars" in which gay Mark Twain Complex, ing Premiere Perfor­ ng such topics as Alzherme.rs • • The UMSL Gay and Lesbian and lesbian barswill be offering mances Series. intermediate and ' Student Union will sponsor a specials to students with an 10. ~isease, The company, made • The "Second Annual Con­ "Gay Awareness Weekend" ference on Long-Term Care: skilled care, adult day care, ho~e A potluck dinnerwill be held on up of 28 dancers, is today through Sunday, April 6. Saturday at 5 p.m. This will be Independent Living and the care, nev...: developments. In • known for its technical An information table will be followed by recreational activi­ Elderly," sponsored by, the rehabilitatio n and housl~g. excellence in the Ballet set-up from 10 am. to 2 p.m., options for the aged. The ~egls· ties around SI. louis. At 7:30 Russe style, Director UMSL Continuing Educatlon­ Th.u rsd ay and Friday, in the p.m., Sunday, there will be an "AI I­ trat ion fee is $30. For more tnfor­ Roman Jasinsky has Extension, will be held from 9 University Center Lobby. SI. louis Gay and Lesbian am, to 3:30 p.m, in the J.C, Pen­ mation, call 553-5961 , danced with the orig inal At 11 a.m. , Thursday, the Leaders' Roundtable Discus­ ney Building, This conference Ballet Russe and with organization will sponsor a talk sion," sponsored by the Gay and George Ball anchine, His on "The Life and Times of Harvey Lesbian Student Union and the wife and Co-director, Moscelyne Milk." in the University Center lambda Student Network-SI. ing and sets, will dance the Larkin, was prima ballerina with lobby. Following the discussion Louis. "Gaite Parisienne" and the the original Ballet Russe and a at 12:30 p.m. will be a multi­ second act of "Swan Lake," protege of Alexandra Danilova in media presentation . entitled • Women's Softball vs. Admission is $3 for students, the Ballet Russe de Monte "Gay People in the Media," and Northwest Missouri State at 3 $5 for facu lty and staff and $7 for Carlo. • The University Program on "People, Offices and C~a.n­ at 2 p.m. a discussion on gay and p.m. This double-header will be general admission. For more The company, w ith full costum- information, call 553-5536, Board in cooperation with the nels for Obtaining AdVise­ lesbian poetry and literature will played at the Mark Twain UMSL Disabled StUdent Union ment" at 2 p,m, in Room 31 .6 • be presented. Complex. will present a film festival as part Stadler Hall. Everyone IS At 11 a.m., Friday, thegroupwill Sunday of Disabled Awareness Week. welcome to attend, The films will be shown in the 6 Summit lounge, Friday • The UMSL Continuing ' The schedule is as foll ows: Education-Extension will offer 4 • " The Seventh Annual .)Iympics, and Suzy Selvin, coor­ "Data Processing II: Software _ Senior Olympics" will be the dinator of the Senior Olympics, 9 a.m.: " The Other Side Applications" on Thursdays, topic of the first part of this • "Women and Leadership" president of The Alliance, There will also be a "Report of the Mountain, April10 through May 1, from 6:30 week's "Creative Aging" pro­ from the Silver Haired Legisla­ w ill be the topic of the 1986 Con­ Magrath will give the keynote Part II" to 9:30 p,m, This course is gram, aired every Sunday from 7 ture" given by the legislature's ference on Women's Issues to address at 12:30, fo ll owing a 10:45 a. m.: "Voices" designed to help beginners to 8 p.m. on KWMU (FM 90.7), speaker of the house, Charles begin at 9 a.m., April 4, in Room lunch break. 11 :45 a.m.: " Just the Way effectively use a microcomputer Guests will be Sue Season(:lood, Bu sen hart, 126 J.C. Penney Building. The The conference will continue You Are" nublic ity director of the Senior without an extensive knowledge _ 'keynote speaker will be Diane with a second panel discussion, 1 :30 p.m.: " If You Could of programming, Students will · M agrath, wife of C. Peter " Personal Pathways to See What have a hands-on opportunity to Magrath, president of the Unive r­ Leadership," from 1 :30 to 2:45 Monday Hear" evaluate and use " off-the-shelf' sity of ;-, issouri system, p.m , Participating in this session computer software, The registra­ The conference, sponsored by will be Marcia Mellitz, executive 7 • The University Program tion fee is $65. For more informa­ the UMSL Women' sCenter, will director of Operation Food Board will present "The tion, call 553-5961 , o pen with registration at 9 am., Goonies" in this week's "At the Search; Helen Ford, vice presi­ • The UMSL W omen's Center sexuality and limited career followed by a panel discussion, Movies" feature. The film will be dent of human resources at will show th e film " Killing Us options for women as depicted in "Women as Leaders: Not Going shown today at 5 and 7:30 p,m, Landmark Bank; Angela Morton, Softly" today at 10 a,m, and 2 advertising are two of the issues • A workshop on " Employee it Alone," at 10 a, m, Participants and tomorrow at 7:30 and 1 0 p. m, executive d irector of t he SI. p,m, and tomorrow at 11 am, and this film explores, For more infor­ Development for Nurse in this panel dealing with the in the M a.ril lac ' Education Louis YWCA; Susan Block, 1 :30 p.m. in Room 107 A Benton mation, call 553-5380. Managers" will be offered by the importance of women's network­ associate circuit' judge of St. Hal!, Th e exploitaticr of female Auditorium on the South cam­ UMSL Continuing Education­ ing will be Edith Graber, chair of Louis County; and Diane pus, Admission is $1 for students Extension from 9 am, t04 p,m, in the Women's Program Council of Magrath. ~I -~~·I~ T_u _es_d_a~y with a valid UMSl 10 and $1.50 the J,C, Penney Bu il ding. This the Higher Education Center; The conference is free and ______for general admission. 'Workshop will assist nurse. Joan Horn, chair of the SI. Louis open to the public. For more managers in t he development of Women's Political Caucus; and information, call the Women's • The UMSL Psychology their employees so that they will Cathy Burack, coordinator of the Organization will sponsor a talk Center at 553-5380, • A talk on "Opportunities for ticipating in the disabled hor­ function effectively. The registra' UMSL Women's Center and by Robert Calsyn, associate pro­ Students of Russian" will be seback riding program and for tion fee is$55. For more informa· fessor of psychology at UMSL, t he next ina series of lectu res disabled students interested in tion, call 553-5961 . Saturday offered by the UMSL Depart­ horseback riding, For further ment of M odern Foreign information, call Kathleen 5 Languages. The tal k w ill begin Riemann at 741-8507 or Bonnie at 1 :1 5 p.m, in Room 110 Clark Grueninger at 741-5816, calendar Hall. Ludmila Bronstein, lec turer • "Foot Problems" will be the a.m, to 4 p,m. in the J,C, Penney from the modern foreign topic of the next "Saturday Building, This program will help • "Investing for Financial languages departm e nt, will M orning H ealth Talk" from 10 participants form realistic expec­ Security" will be offered by the speak on " Life in t he Soviet requirements,--~ to 11 a,m. in Room 218 Mark tations about alternatives to UMSL Continuing Education­ Union" and Nelly Grosswasser, Twain Building, Diane Murray of their present career and to iden­ Extension on Tuesday, April 8 • Material for "around UMSL" from SI. Louis University, will dis­ the Depaul Good Health Pro- ( tify personal priorities, strengths through 29, from 7 t09 p.m, in the should be submitted in writing no cuss the "Advantages of Know­ g ram will be the guest speaker. and ski Iss that will be sought by J,C, Penney Building, Par­ later than 3 p,m. Thursday of the ing Russian." Sponsored by the UMSL Well­ prospective em ployers, The ticipants wi II learn how to identify week before publication to Jan ness Network. For more infor­ registrati on fee is $74, For more • The Jamestown New financial goals, select among the Braton, around UMSL editor, mation, call 553-5220. information, call 553-5961 , Horizons: Rid ing for the Dis many saving/investment alter­ Current, 1 Blue Metal Office abled group will be in the UMSL nat ives and manage a diversified Building, 8001 Natural Bridge • The UMSL Continuing • Men's Baseball vs, UM­ quadrangle from 11 a.m, to 1 p,m, portfolio, People of all ages and Road, SI. Louis, Mo, 63121, Education-Extension will offer Rolla at 1 p,m. This double­ giving demonstrations and pass­ incomes are welcome, The regis­ Phone items cannot be accep­ a c ourse on "Career Alter­ header will be played at the Mark ing out literature for students'in ­ tration fee is $30 for one person, ted, Material may be edited or n atives for Educators" on Twain Co mplex. terested in finding out how they $45 for two, For more informa­ excluded to satisfy space or con­ Saturdays, April 5 and 12, fro m 9 can earn college credits for par- t ion, call 553-5961 tent requirements.

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Prince Book Can Bore " ,T Jugglers The Reader Loren Klahs book reviewer I • Prince: Inside The Purple Reign Practice by Jon Bream " (Collier Books, 112 pages, $8.95) ,

The problem with a lot of rock :';A ncient A rt books currently on the shelves rests on the fact that they are basically pu blicity tools. Many times these so called "books" are' little more than up-dated P.R.: releases with a few color photos thrown in for good measure. If a celebrity is quoted, that quote has _ Eye The Juggler On this side, it's just the same, many times been spruced up by a: ( - 'The spectator has no will ghost writer or another individual ": • "Eye the juggler, (only eyes), in the role of publicist. • Watch them whirl. On this side, it's just the same. In the case of " Prince: Inside Orbs in orbit slap On palms So I becomeeye ' The Purple Reign" by Jon Bream, Beat ing out the time. Eye the juggler." the basic problem is further com­ The music of th,e spheres, plicated because Prince, himself, • , . . , I, the juggler, -Joe Welling refuses to talk. Therefore, much of : Watch as wel l. the prose involved here is purely CATCH: Trish Means and JoeWelling show the art of juggling six clubs between classes, Jim speculative, The great bulk of Meyer, another enthusiast, was unable to be present. information here comes from research stemming from a series of newspaper articles for the Linda Wendling more nervous than juggling pool balls, he . , "assistant features/arts editor said, "Just a little," " Minneapolis Star and Tribune.". Asked about the pain and risk involved in So why a book about a man so shy juggling fire torches, he shrugged and said, or reclusive that he will not re­ ~ :.p' erhaps you recall the jugglers in "I only singed my hair once. And if you catch spond to interviews? The answer ,,; , the quadrangle last faJ]? the wrong end, it doesn't hurt as much as the rests with the fact that Prince is machete wou Id," one of the hottest rock celebrities r , . Trish Means, a biolo gy senior, has found What kind of a person would want to in America and that his music is I " that juggling in public has brought , her Juggle things? Is there something different quickly catching on with the rest of friends who are hooked on the same habit. in the juggling personality? It may be some the world, Some of that music is . Last semester Means was approached by time ' before medical science pins down good and a lot more of it is not. Jim Meyer, an English major. when she and their secrets, because . the aspirations of BaSically the phenomena concern­ a friend got together to pass some clubs in juggling personaiities seem to be diverse, ing Prince stems from his overt • the sunshine on campus, The first thing he For instance, Means is a biology senior sexuality coupled with something _ ever said to her was. "Hey' You're a who hop es to land a job in Mayas a of a mystique. ~ uggl er, too'" naturalist at Yellowstone National Park. Because Prince will not talk Meyer. an active member of the St. Louis But she's not averse to the thought of jug­ makes him that much more of a , Juggling Clu b, explained in a recent inter­ gling professionally, mystery, It's almost like a .. view: "Juggling is such an odd, esoteric Welling wants to teach juggling, he said, publicity ploy, Hey wait a minute • thing that it's nice to find others who do "If I could just support myself doing it. .. In - you don't think? ~'-it, too." fact, teaching juggling is one of four jobs he The shroud of mystery sur­ JoeWeliing is another English major who holds at the moment. He is particularly rounding the persona of this man • . , happens to juggle, He met Meyer in the proud of hi~ youngest student, who is only called Prince is little more than a Writing Lab. where both are tutors, He fi ve years old, He would not like to pe a per­ media-hype in reverse, Thanks to introduced himself to Means when he saw forming juggler, though, clever promotional folks, the public's appetite has been whet­ her performing "Dueling Banjos" on kazoo "Performance juggling would take all the ted, They want to know about the while juggling in a St. Louis coffee house. fun out of it for me, And it's such bad pay. I'd young talented man with no last The first thing he ever said to her was (you like to be a poet. too. but that also pays MINE: Trish Means in the act o f catching a tossed club, is about to name, They want to know about his guessed it), "Hey~ You're a juggler, too'" badlv. " toss another to her partner who keeps the rotation in motion. Minneapolis life before he took to In fact, all three have done some casual Mever was a "muddv water sailor,-' work­ the stage, In short, a great many performing at bars. co ffee houses. hos­ ing the towboats o'n the Mississippi for o~ individuals are curious, "Prince: pitals. parties and picnics. Recentl~· they over eight years until May 1983 , when he Welling likes to write short stories, read, Both Welling and Means learned juggl ing Inside The Purple Reign" has been ,. were discovered passing some clubs in the '\.a.:~ ~e riously injll!ed on the job. and "collect to.- s," he grinned. "Really. I'm from a book by a San Francisco "sidewalk manufactured for that very pur­ University Center: " ;. - "Bu! some good came out of it." he said, a 24-year-old kid," He also enjoys guru na med C arlo," they said, pose - to exploit the curiosity to " It·s s~mething that becomes muscle "That accident began a year of hard think­ astronomy, th e fullest. memor~', once yo u learn it," Joe said, ing in which I decided to return to 'Meyer is a poet. He enjoys c~'clin g and balancing a poolball on his head and jug­ "Carlo incorporates Zen impli citly into Unfortunately the cup does not school. " literature. but writing is rea lly his other gling a lar ge black spider to Means. without juggling." Welling explained "It's a no-self runneth over with interesting Meyer has li ttle desire to be a profession­ love, He is an active member of a wrifers' slowing his pace - or hers, thing. There is a lot of will and effort in the facts, The so-called "earsful of aljuggler, either, ''I'd like to teach 20th cen· club which meets in Webster Groves, He learning. until suddenly, you are merely a information" is basically half­ In the course 0 1 one afternoon they might tur~ ' literature," he said, "I am particularly has also traveled extensively, including spectator, There are orbits in it just like in researched material that is juggle an)·thing from balls and clubs to interested in the Latin American magical Asia and Europe, everything else in the universe" largely based on hearsay and burning torches, devil sticks. a free-flying realists, .. What kind of person juggles? Is it genetic? myth, In fact, Prince's manager is ., Chinese vovo called a "." a bowling Me yer smiled, .. Jugglers are great pro­ What do jugglers do when they are not Is it a nervous tick? Is it induced b\' some­ caught lying about Prince's age ball. an a·pp·le. which is eaten in orbit. and ­ selytizers, We love to hook more people on tossing the clubs. knives, and spiders? thing. say, .. exposure to a radioactive early on in the book. The author our habit, In fact, if there's anyone else on of course - Joe's hu ge rubber spider Means enjoys biking, kayaking, and spider? surmises, ", , , he fudged Prince's campus who's hooked lon juggling) or Means has been known to a spin- mountain biking, She has also been active in It may be some time before medical age by two years to make Prince seriously wants to be. we'd I ike to hear from ning plat e on a stick on her chin. Joe formi ng UMSL's new Big Mountain Support science pins down its secrets, because sound extra special" Apparently them, \Ve usually meet at 11 a, m, Wednes­ juggles machetes. Group. which is dedicated to saving Navajo these juggling personalities are diverse. the younger the age is perceived, When asked if those long blades flying Indians from being forced off their land (see Still. there seems to be a certain gentle, days, in Room 161 of the Mark Twain Building. the better, Prince is 27 and his real inches in front of his face didn·t make him the " Current." Feb, 27), even optimis tic nature in common, name is Prince Roger Nelson, He was born in Minneapolis, Minn. on June 7, 1958 (yawn.) The background material is truly hackneyed, Only the most extreme of fans will even care etropolitan Centre Celebrates 20th Anniversary that, for instance, Prince's house is actually painted purple. "One of the inIlovations in the new "People in administration of jus­ ence in St. Louis. earlier in spring. is not a "service" type journal. but a " The Life Story Of The Private magazine," Phares said, " is the tice, police studies. corrections to develop a marketing strategy to schol ar Iy pu bl ication for schol aI'S Prince," as this book is lovingly design, We want to make a clear have published articles in the jour­ inform lJ""plL

April 3, 1986 CURRENT I Tulsa Ballet To IQuicksilver' 9 Star~ , - , I Perform I n Modern, Now unemployed, Casey gets a Jim Schwartz job with the messenger service. By Classical Program reporte r racing through city traffic on ~~.. - . Imagine yourself on a New York bike. he escapes the responsibili- -~ The nationally-acclaimed Tulsa City street racing between cars and ties of the suit-and-tie world J.n.. • Ballet Theatre will give two evening buses which honk madly as you zip which he was once so successfulf • performances of classical and con­ in front of them on yom 10-speed, In the process, he becomes ­ temporary ballet Friday and Satur­ pedaling faster and faster, dodging acquainted with the people of .t.P day, April 4 and 5 at 8 p.m. in the pedestrians as they appear in front ghetto, his new neighbors. One stfc American Theatre. The Tulsa Ballet of you, not knowing what will pop out neighbor, "Hector" is played b': Theatre performance is part of the in front of vou next. Paul Rodriguez. He, too, is tryingi:&. Moveable Feast series, co­ It's cam~ra work like this that make his escape, out of the povellly. sponsored by Dance St. Louis and makes " Quicksilver" an exciting surrounding him. He also provides' , UMSL. m 'ovie. But the bicycle scenes are Jack with the motivation an'd The Tulsa Ballet Theatre's stop in only one element of this new optimism to try to return to hjsold ~ lifestvle.· . • .. , St. Louis is part of a major 40 city movie. tour of the Western U. S. and Canada. The plot consists of a combination Th~ other members at i e' Their St. Louis program will feature of different people's lives turning in messenger serv ice are also " hie:y cY~'; two Ballet Russe classics, "Swan new directions. How many times escapists." They perform some verf' ~ake, Act II," and "Gaite havewe been able to predict the plot nice "bicycle choreography," ' 1t~ Parisienne." Also included in the of a movie after say, the first 20 that's what you call it. " minutes? But ae-a in. the cycling stunts ~ program is an ethnic ballet in Indian POINTE: Members of the Tulsa Ballet Theatre demonstrate their artistry in the classic "Swan lake" "Rocky' IV" is one such movie for onlv a s~all part of the larger whole. .motif by Arthur Mitchell, titled, ballet. Their performance at the American Theatre includes a "lost" Balanchine ballet, "Cotillon." "Rhythmetron: Ritual of the example, But"Quicksilver's" plotis To~ often. movie makers don·t know Winds," and the " Hand of Fate" pas not cast in stone: it moves up and when to stop the music and the dan;,c= de deux from George Balanchine's down with the highs and lows of the ing and get on with the plot. This The Tulsa Ballet Theatre 30 years. Both Jasinski and Larkin ded member of the Arts and Educa­ "Cotillon." ' lives of the messengers of the movie is an exception. included " Hand of Fate" in their gained international recognition tion Council of Greater St. Louis and The running time of " Qui!:.k., The " Hand of Fate" pas de deux Quicksilver Messenger Ser vice. 1983 New York debut, and was given during the 193 0s 'to 1940s as stars of receives partial financial support from "Cotillon" was revived from "Qu icks il ver" has more than just silver" is only 1:j4 hours. But the r.~ high m arks by the dance critics. theOriginal Ballet Russe and Ballet from the National Endowment for are virtuallv no sags in the plot. Its the memories of Jasinski and one theme. The diversity of the cast­ Russe de Monte Carlo. the Arts. Mid America Arts Alliance, rhythm ains cons istent Larkin, who danced it in 1955 while ing gives us a multi-angled perspec­ re~ rr~r.rt be-ginning to end. touring with Sol Hurok's "Great Roman Jasinksi and Moscelvne t ive of the players' different values. ,,~ ,' '\Moments of Ballet." "Cotillon" is Larkin, the company's arti;tic In its 20th anniversary season. The Missouri Arts Council. One s uch value illustrated is that of A combination of artists led :llr., considered to be a "lost" Balanchine directors and co-founders, built the Dance st. Louis continues to bring a Regional Cultural & .Performing escape. Kevin Bacon of" Footloose" "Who" vocalist, Roger Daltry, c91}: ( ballet because its complete Tulsa Ballet Theatre into a profes­ diversity in international dance Arts Develo·pment Commission, portrays J ack Casey, a once suc­ tributes an appropriate soundtrack. styles performers to St. Louis choreography, which was created in sional dance company, rooted in the a~d and other public and private funding cessful slock broker who took one Nine stars for "Quicksilver ~ 1932 has been forgotten. Ballet Russe tradition in less than a~diences. The company is is a fun- sources. risk too manv and lost it all. Rated P. G. : ~ ;: (. ... .i .. , ~" Prince Heart Attack: It s Causes A nd Affects· Explained .,': from page 7 If: I'", Maybe I'm being unfair, but I [The following article was submit­ Predisposing factors to coronarv removed and are not receiving heart. This may have the potential behavior is not easy, .but recogft,if~' '. think much of Prince's posturing ted by UMSL's Nursing School as artery disease and, in turn. hea;t estrogen repl acem ent. of creating a heart attack. ing it and seeking to change; .i1 has more to do with him imitating part of the Wellness Network series. attack, include: positive family his­ Hypertension. a persistent hi gh Cigarette smoking constitutes becomes one of the most import .. ~ . the likes of Jimi Hendrix and less It was writtl!n by Venita tory, sex, age, hypertension, smok­ pressure of blood against the another serious factor in heart dis­ steps to developing a m C\!.. ~ . ~ to do with real music. Weintraut, R.N.] ing. elevated serum triglyceride arterial walls, is another predis pos­ ease. Smoking increases the blood tranquil lifestyle. On the positive side, some of his Coronary heart disease is one of and cholesterol levels. sedentary ing factor ,for heart disease. This pressure, the heart rate, and con­ A sedentary lifestyle, one whii?n' work is truly avant garde and the major causes of hea rt attacks. lifestyle and stress or a Type A stricts the blood vessels. Studies doesn't include exercise, is alsq ~~ . experimental. Songs like " Little elevated blood pressure damages The heart muscle recei'o/es its blood personal ity. the innermost layer of the blood factor in heart disease. Researchers "'( Red Corvette," and When Doves supply from two ,c oronary arteries. vessels which could lead to the for­ "Creating a less stressful indicate that men who make a Cry" deserved their commercial t v .... ~ A blockage of one or both of these mation of a blood clot. lifestyle, maintaining an lifetime habit of regular exercls"e success (ie: "When Doves Cry" arteries decreases the blood supply WELLNESS A blood clot may cause blockage exercise program, cutting have about half as many ' hea.ci was the biggest selling pop single to the heart muscle, \'ihich then may attacks as tllOse who are' _ J of 1984.) "Purple Rain" was a bet­ of the blood flow at the site where out smoking reducing produce a sudden painful sensatio~ the clot is attached, or the clot may saturated fats, eating a diet sedentary. 'U. " ter than average album, and his NETWORK . • ~ -i l of pressure, usually described as break away from the artery wall and high in fruits, vegetables, Although such risk factors as age latest disk" Around The World In A "crushing," " heavy," or "squeez­ Day" has its moments. be carried through the bloodstream poultry, lean meat are sex, and family history of heart dts •. ing" in the chest and occasionally, until it lodges and blocks another Then again a lot of the other stuff One group of individuals likely to all primary areas for ease are beyond one's control th ~ radiates to the arm, jaw, neck or have a h eart attack are those whose area. In either case, a compromise are other areas which one can reg[!;: is junk. shoulder blade. The pain may per­ positive results." This so-called "mystique" sur­ parents or greandparents died pre­ of the blood supply to the heart late. Creating a less stressfullifeS'­ sist for hours. maturely from a heart attack. exists with a potential for a heart tyle. having an exercise program rounding Prince is a bit of a bore, The victim may experience have proven that individuals who and his royal highness (complete Although one cannot change one's attack. c'utting out smoking, reducing ) nausea, vomiting, profuse perspira­ ancestors. a health care provider stop smoking before the develop­ with bodyguards) is beginning to In some individuals, increased saturated fats in the diet, and eating r,( tion and an extreme apprehension who knows the family medical his­ ment of coronary disease will have a wear thin. levels of triglyc erides (which are a diet high in fruits, vegetables, of impending death. tory can watch for early signs of lower incidence of the disease than I only hope that Prince will clean saturated fats) and cholesterol pro­ beans poultry, lean meat and drink... j. Although the previous picture is heart disease a nd prescribe preven­ duce a raised plaque within the thos'" who continue to smoke. ing skim milk are all primary are,a$ ~ up his act a bit, before he truly A major risk factor for he Type A behavior can be described as symptoms, such as extreme fatigue, heart attacks are men over the age co ndition may partially or totally The inconvenience of modifying lems have always rested with the thinking of or doing two things at contrived trappings of a abdominal distress and shortness of of 40. However, the risk of coronary block the coronary blood vessels one's habits can be a diffu.cult breath. These symptoms are known once. have diffi cu lty sitting st ill "superstar." h eart disease increases in women and, in turn, interfere with the nor­ challenge, but the results in gO(}~ as "silent myocardial infarctions" following menopause, as well as mal electrical conduction of the withoul doing anything. ' And as for books like "Prince: Restructuring one's Type A health are worth it • Inside The Purple Reign"; I think or "silent heart attack" and result in young women who have had a hys­ the less said, the better. damage to the heart. t erectomy with both ovaries THE

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1986 Conference on Women's Issues ~NV~lES April 4, 1986 in the J .C. Penney Building ENTHUSIASTIC

Morning Session Afternoon S.ession 9:00-10:00 am • Lobby 1:30-2:45 pm • Room 126 Registration and coffee STUDENTS Personal Pathways to Leadership ..... '1 10:00-11:30 am • Room 126 Personal accounts of the " pathways" that led .. , women who are recognized leaders to their Women ss Lesders: Not Going it Alone INTERESTED IN cu rrent positons A panel on the importance of women's networking. "~ Dr. Edith Graber, Chair, Women's Program Diane Magrath Council of the Higher Education Center Marcia Mellitz, Executive Director, Operation PRODUCTION Joan Horn, Chair, St. Louis Women's Political Food Search Caucus Helen Ford, Vice President of Human Resources, Landmark Bank NEWS Cathy Burack, President, The Alliance , II ... Angela Morton, Executive Director, St. Louis r 11:30 am-12:30 pm • on-your-own YWCA It-. Lunch: A list of on-campus and nearby PROMOTION I Susan Block, Associate Circuit Judge, St. Louis I restaurants is available at the registration desk. County 12:30-1 :30 pm • Room 126 MUSIC Keynote Address Diane Skomars Magrath, co-editor of the book The President's Spouse: Volunteer or Volunteered? lOJO~N All events are free of charge and are open to the public. OUR STAFF If you are physically disabled and need information about access, please call 553-5380.

Community groups and organizations are encouraged to bring free materials FOR INFORMATION ABOUT ~~ to distribute. Please call 553·5380 to make arrangements. , I I~ I .··· The Conference is sponsored by the UMSL Women's Center, a unit within the Division of Student Affairs. " , ... ~ We apologize for not being able to offer child care for this event. fM 90luI7 :" ', CALL 553-5488 Visitors to' campus may park in the open lots north of the garages, on the upper level of the garage adjacent to J .e. Penney, and in all areas marked "Visitor. " OR STOP BY 105 LUCAS HALL "IApril 3, 1986 CURRENT page 9

' "1 -': . ~here Does Riverwomen RemainHotat 11-3 ..-...

UMSL Budget will cause any lack of intensity by in mind as she brings the River­ on the season. . "'..;! Dan Noss . sports editor the the Riverwonien, perish the women into the heart of their In UMSL's last two wins, Lisa Leasck, Aldy 'stand? thought. schedule. Thayer reduced her ERA to 0.86 . . The UMSL Riverwomen con­ "We need to win these ballgames .. We' ll work on some of the things when she shutout both Missouir M IAA " Hitters Of" tinued their winning ways over the (M1AA contests)," UMSL coach Lisa that have been happening that Baptist (8-0) and Quicny College (2- IDan NdSS Spring Break, and now sport an 11-3 Studnicki said. "We have to continue shouldn't be. We need have patience 0). Thayer now has four shutouts and pf-p~rts editor record as they head into Missouri to and play smarter. And look like it a 5- 1 record. The Week" Intercollegiate Athletic Association make practices intense. We will The pitchers have been using the :: When I first considered this in games." play. work twice as hard." sticks ,too. Gassei is hitting only t\ipic for my column, I thought it After not producing many posi­ Rivermen baseball player Tony.' But, if anyone thinks that success Studnicki has some specific ideas .250, would be necessary to make some tiveresults the past few seasons, the Leasck and Riverwomen softball . Riverwomen should be proud of but she has four RBI's and three I~efinitive statement. Something player Laurie Aldy were named their accomplishmens · so far in runs scored for her six hits. Thayer, along the lines of "the UMSL " hitters of the week recently by the 1986. If this is going to cause any on the other hand, is hitting unlike a al,l)fetic department should con­ Missouri Intercollegiate Athletic overconfidence in the team, is yet to pitcher. She is hitting .310 with s~'der a switch to Division III." Association. Leasck was named be seen. Besides, " It's hard to tell if three extra base hits and four RBI's after the first week of voting by th~, , .; on nine hits. She carries the third this group is cocky or obnoxious," MIAA and Aldy's was for her ' ~'~{',~------best slugging p'ercentage on the assistant coach Margaret Graff. accomplishments during the' team, with a .448 mark. The players seem to be respond­ second week of play. '."TIME' OUT. ing to the coaches' form of Laurie Aldy, hitting a team lead­ discipline, ing .396 with a .542 slugging percen­ In a four game stretch, Leasck "This year it is more serious," tage, was named M1AA "hitter of the battted .600 (9-15), hit two home I did not expect to find, in my Grace Gain said. " Our coaches care week." She leads theRiverwomen in runs and had six runs batted in. . cenversations with Athletic Direc­ and that makes us care more. Lisa hits (19) , runs (20) and extra For the season, Leasck is hitting ' for 'Chuck Smith, that the UMSL keeps us working. basehits (four). She went 5-for-12 to .405 (17-for-42) with three home r' athletic bugdet effeciently The Riverwomen went to 8-0 earn the honor. runs and nine runs batted in. He before falling to Southeast Missouri has a slugging percentage of .667 covered the needs of the sports Right behind Aldy in average is program. I also did not eXPect to State, 7-0, at home to suffer their . and an on-base percentage of Grace Gain. The sophomore first first loss. But along the way , they .571. Hiid that the budget is totally baseman is hitting .351 and is tied i\ ufirealistic . . picked up two wins against Southern with Linda Rogoz for second in hits Aldy hit.416 (5-for-12) and tied a: ; "'Thereweren't enough facts Indiana (12-0 and 9-0) and a pair with 13 . Gain has five RBI's and a school record for most hits in a ' available, however, to determine over the University of Missouri­ slugging percentage of ,486. Rogoz game (vs. Southern Indiana) when · if the UMSL sports prgram was Rolla (1-0 in eight innings and 8- is the team RBI leader with 10. shewent4-for-5 and broke a school 'f being correctly funded for its 0) . UMSL has yet to hit a home run, a record for runs scored by scoring . needs. What I was able to deter­ The loss to Southeast was fact that does not bother Studnicki. five times. mine was that UMSL is far from followed by a loss to Lewis College, "We're a basehitting team," she The sophomore shortstop is . . being able to compete with the 9-4, in nine innings. Studnicki poin­ said. " We have no overall power. leading the team in hitting with a' other schools Missouri Inter- ted to the problem immediately. With some of our little kids, we don't .396 average. She also has team ' collegiate Athletic Association " Good pitching. " It took us awhile to r} expect too ma ny extra base hits and high marks for hits (19), runs (20) cQTIsjstentiy. get our bats used to fast pitching." home runs." and extra base hits (four). ' , U~SLand Lincolri University Studnicki explained that the edric R. Anderson have the smallest budgets in the pitching at Rolla was slower than UMSL also defeated Evansville, 1''Conference. Also, the two schools BATTER UP: Along with fellow hurler Lisa Thayer, Riverwomen normal. UMSL made the adjustment 6- 2, and lost to Northeast Missouri .. As long as we don't put them have the largest amount of part­ Lucy Gassei has been doing her part to help the offense out. at Rolla in the second game, winning State, 3-0, on either end of their last (errors) back-to-back, we can play tiJ:ne coaches. UMSL, unlike Lin­ Gassei has four runs batted in and three runs scored for her six 8-0 as they did against Lewis in the four games. The Riverwomen are 2- out of it. The defense seems to be fairly smart." ~dlh,has found succfess despite hits. Thayer is among the team leaders in hitting with a ,310 second game of that day, although 2 in M1AA competition. the financial handicaps. they fell 9-4. Playing within their capabilities, average. Gassei and Thayer have been doing the job on the Studnicki seems to be satisfied \ " 'The presecnce of a full-time The s hutout of Rolla was the with her team's efforts, win or lose. is also a concern for Studnicki about 'CO;lch allows for more one-to-one mound, also. Gassei threw a no-hitteflast week against Rolla fourth of four consecutive shoutouts ''I'm not worried a bout anything - her players. . i"irteractlon between between and Thayer has a 0.86 ERA. for the Riverwomen. In the game, hitting, pitching - we know why we " We can't do anything real risky. ptayer and coach. A part-time pitcher Lucy Gassei picked up a no ­ lost. There's no major problems." Being young, we can't take chances. ... 'co'ach barely has time to run a hitter and her 21st career win, the There is a minor concern, though, We can't risk the benfits because of how much it will hurt us." '. practice session after completing Rivermen Return most by any Riverwomen hurler. according to Studnicki: defense and a ". full-time job. UMSL has just Gassei has three shutouts and a 1.29 the need to stay away from errors three fulHime coaches (men' sand ' earned run average and a 6-2 mark in bunches. Tennis Teams wgmen's basketball and baseball. Home Respectable Erght positions are filled by part­ ExperienCing time coaches on part-time 'budgets. From 4-3 Road Trip · ",' ~ It is essential for these coaches Defeats " :to 'do a great deal of fund raising to aid scholarship funds. Many of " When we get him on base. he Jim Weiners Dave Brown reporter them do a fine job at it and are able reporter makes things happen," Brady said. , ~ - Tome close to the monetary "He co mes to play." There was plenty of action . ammounts needed to run their pro· The next stop on the trip was . While most UMSL students were scheduled for both the UMSL men's ~ gram competively. another Division I school, Austin relaxing in the sun last week, the and the women's tennis teams over P eay State University in - · "1 like this," said Smith. ,·It baseball Rivermen were having a the spring break. Unfortunately, the Clarksville, Tennessee. Behind the 'giNes coaches the incentive to week of ups and downs. The team men were only able to play one strong pi tching of Don Bock, who ".t>r.ing money into their sport." went on a seven-game road trip and match, while the women could only pitched all nine innings, the River· But does it put an unfair burden finished with a respectable 4-3 win one of four scheduled matches: men earned a 10-5 win. on them? Isn't it enough to be in record. In the UMSL Rivermen's only Second basemall 'reg King, who ::1One of the best Division II pro­ The first stop was a doubleheader match, they lost to University of hasn't committed an error all ' "::grams in the country," as many in at Southern Illinois University­ Missouri-Rolla, 6-3. The other · . , ~ he conference are fond of season, continued to play great de­ matches were called off due to Carbondale. Although the SIU-C fense. "He's been steady all : ; ~aying? team was ranked among the top 30 weather and availibilty of student­ season," Brady said. "His play at .'6 Another hardship for coaches at Division I schools in the country, athletes during spring break. Austin Pea)' was incredible. He :::UMSL is the fact that they cannot Coach Jim Brady's team managed to UMSL and Rolla split the six ~ ffer full scholars hops to deserv- made two major league plays in- a singles matches, with Brett post two victories. Kevin Blanton row. " r",10," lting athletes. Only in basketball do pitched well to get the 6-3 win in the Schram a (6- 4, 6-1), James Boldt(4- The Rivermen then moved on to l ~hey approach the necessary opener, and Tom Lewis gave a fine 6,6-2, 6-3) and Alex Schaubitz (6-3; play Cumberland University in : ~mount of scholarships needeq. performance to get the 7- 4 victory 7-6 with a tiebreaker) taking their Lebanon, Tennessee and "were ' ~ he men . receive 10 full in the nightcap. matches. Rolla took all three beat.en 7-1 and 11-1. John Markham :1>c hloarships and the women Russell Muenks continued his doubles matches. was handed the loss in the first game a'lTe ceive 5.6 full grants. great season and was the catalyst Coach Jeff Zoellner had two and Bob Simpson was the loser in : ' ~ Smith said that UMSL is taking that sparked the two victories. He players missing from the Rolla the second, :: ~ teps to improve the budget. was 4-for-5 at the plate and was on action, Brent Jones and Scott Stauf­ However, Brady was not dis­ • tAmong the ways being considered base seven of eight times. The SIU­ fer. It was Stauffer's injury that couraged by the defeats. " They were . '''bv the Athletic Committe is "coor­ C coaching staff was duly impressed caused the lopsided double~ the best team we'll see all season," ~ ~~p~rate sponsorship". Unlike nor­ and decided to intentionally walk results. he said. "They could do · ,!mal fund· raising from individuals Muenks twice. .. Stauffer's injury ruined the nume everything. " i ~nd szmall businesses, "corporate Muenks is hitting over .450 and his ber one doubles team and I had to se,t The final stop on the trip was in C~ sponsorship " would bring in a on· base percentage is .565. He has up a new number two double:; Cape Giradeau against Misso uri . : ~ arger sum of money. It would be also scored 14 runs in 13 games. Cedric R. Anderson team," Zoellner said. : t~available, conceivably, for a lon­ Intercollegiate Athletic Association Brady realizes Muenks's impor­ SERVICE: An unidentified Webster UniverSity tennis pklaye( pre­ See "tennis," page 11 ' t-ger period of time. tance to the club . See" baseball," page 11 pares to serve the ball to his UMSL opponent . ! Corporations, such as • FAnhueser-Busch, already are :;"active contributors to the UMSL ' :~ sports program. But, Smith says Lewis, Blanton, Bock lead U M SL Muenks Brings (, ! that there are other big companies ....that would be interested in helping :~ UMSL and gain a little publicity at Mound Corps In Earlv Season Games Confidence, :~ the same time. They just haven't · ': been contacted yet. Dave Brown • Along these lines, the UMSL reporter Surprises --- -~ - - .- -- ~ .. ------.,:basketball radio broadcasts :, should be brought into considera­ ":tion. Given that UMSL pays all When the season began, UMSL Dan Noss costs for these broadcasts, are baseball coach Jim Brady knew the sports editor !> they practical? Is the listener re­ pitching staff was going to have to When UMSL Rivermen baseball • sponse worth the cost? There isn·t prove itself. Three men have caoch Jim Brady first talked about a . ':a profit made on the broadcasts, stepped to the forefront - Kevin 5-foot-1 outfieider from Crowder "except for the amount of student· Blanton, Tom Lew is and Don Bock. (J efferson City,. Mo .) Junior . U, athletes that it brings to UMSL. It College, he said that individual had ;;l;is highly unlikely, in my opinion, The three starters have been the ability to spark the club and : Itthat it reaches very many high impressive all season and have make things happen. Russell M ue nks . school atheletes. But it does combined for a 7-4 record and a 4.24 Well, Russel Muenks has been a • t spread the UMSL name around if earned run average. Out of nine disappointment to no one and and a go dU1V1l there," he said about the : you happen to be checking out the possible starts the trio has thrown surprise for most of the opponents intentional walks. An unlikely situation arose eariy : l~ ads for radio broadcasts of sport­ seven complete games. so foar this season. The junior has a in the season that \vas a perfect dis­ · I~ ing events. Kevin Blanton knew that Lewis, .457 batting average and has scored " Smith stated that the combina­ Bock, and himself would have to 14 runs in 13 games. play of Muenks' versatility. When =t tion of the volleyball, coach's posi­ pitch well for the team to be ,. Usually, I satrt off s low in the both catchers went down in the first : : tion with that of the assistant successfuL spring," Muenks said. " This year I game of a doubleheader, MUenks : :: athletic director, is a effort bring a " Everyone looked to us to be the STARTING POWER: UMSL Starting pitchers Tom Lewis (left) started with a full head of steam. I was called upon to catch. It seems he "full-time coach to the ranks. But, aces ofth'e staff," he said. " Ifeellike and Kevin Blanton (along with Tom Lewis) have a combined 7-4 hope I can keep it up and it doesn't go mentioned his fast pitch softball we've done the job so far. ,. catching experience, and he was • ;~ although this person will be on record with a 6.99 ERA. Coach Jim Brady was hoping that a the other way around this year." : ,.;campus all d'ay, will they really be Blanton has carried his share of For all the hoopla and expec­ volunteered. . : •• able to concentrate on volleyball the load up to this point in the number of moundsmen would come to the forefront to aid the tations, Muenks isn't phased a bit. "I feel comfortable behind the plate. I'm not afraid of it. ~ !" ·more. Aren't the duties of an assis­ season. His record is 2-2 and his Rivermen this season. ' 'I'm m ore relaxed this year," he : : tant athletic director extensive ERA stands at 3.48. His control has said contrary to the pressure. " I Muenks was noit disappointed in and calling some excellent games. Coach Bradv cites Lewis's abilitv his play, as he got a start against ::: enough to be considered a full­ been excellent and he has walked to throw a va'riely of pi tches as ~ have no pressure. r m not just going only three batters in twenty and two­ While Blanton has won games Maryville in the next game. He "t time position? Somebody should with finesse, Tom Lewis has at reason for his success ... He changes by there words. rve always just done :I. ask Judy Berres before she thirds innings. the best I could." failed to throw anyone ou t, though. times been a power pitcher by speeds very well,"' he said. " He His arm was not tested that much. ~. leaves. The sophomore righthander has recording twenty strikeouts in keeps the hitters off stride. He uses The word is spreading about :;~ The UMSL athletic budget needs either. shown confidence in Jetting the twenty-three and two·thirds innings his talent to the best of his Muenks. In a recent game angainst With Missouri Intercollegiate ~: work to betruly competitive with UMSL defense do the work. of work. Lewis has a 3-1 record and ability." Southern Illinois University­ the other schools. The question Athletic Assciation play coming into .J, " I'm not an overpowering pitcher his ERA is an impressive 2.66. The Senior DOll Bock has also been Carbondale, Muenks was inten­ full swing forthe Rivermen, Muenks .". must be raised though, "Do we experiencing a good season. He got by any means. The defense has done junior college transfer has shown tionally walked twice with runners personal confidence carries over to want to be athletically equal to off to a rocky start when he gave up :l: the job behind me, " he said. Blanton the ability to go the distance in com· in scoring position. He had tw o hits his team ... As long as the ball staYs ::: them if it takes. away from the also credits catcher John Murphy pleting all three of his starting eight runs in three innings against earlier in the game. .' . ," academic goal of the university?" in the park, we can make the ,. with doing a fine job behind the plate assignments. See" pitchers," page 11 . " It was pretty neat, just getting to plays." April 3, 1~ . 86 page 10 CURRENT . . Southeast Fatls In Division II Final UMSL Intrarnurals - March 19 All-American Roger Younger led Rankin's thigh cramps that thwar­ DAY BASKETBALL NIGHT BASKETBALL . HOC SOC Sacred Heart (Fairfield, Connec­ ted the Indians after they had come Tournament Results back to within two, at 77-75. They Final Standings Pikes 3, Steamers 2 ticutt) to a 93-87 victory over NFC 2, Sting Rays 0 Southeast Missouri State Univer­ were down by as many as 15 in the Semifinals sity, giving the Pioneers their first second half. Western Division WON LOST Spurs 40, Garzias 39 Blue Division WON LOST National Collegiate Athletic "When we started to make our United Blacks 6 0 US 46, Spectacles 35 Men's March 17 Association Division II title. It also run, he was hobbling," Shumate Trotters 3 3 1 0 NADS Sting Ryas, 4, Tekes 3 marked the first Division II crown said. "When we cut it to two, he was Over The Hill Gang 3 3 FINALS Sting Rays 1 0 NADS 3, Pikes 0 (Fit) for New England. Holy Cross holds on the bench. If he's 100 percent, I ROTC o 6 Tekes 0 1 New England only Division I crown feel we'd have been OK. Without it US 45, Scleral Spurs 40 Pikes 0 1 with a basketball championship in him, we weren't. " Eastern Division WON LOST March 19 1947. It seems Shumate gave up at that Mahvelous Ones 6 o :i point. "We got ourselves in a hole Thew's Crew 4 2 Younger, a 6-foot-3 senior guard Green DiviSion WON \ LOST JSH I, ROTC 0 1 who had 18 pOints and four assists and tried to dig out, Rankin came O.C .T. 1 5 Whatevers 6, Arrows 5 1 and six steals, was jubila nt but con­ down with cramps. I knew we were Sigma Pi 5 Whatevers 1 0 -,. cise in his postgame words. in serious trouble." JSH 1 0 WEIGHTLIFTING RECORDS MEN'S RACQUETBALL "This was my last college game," At that point, with 4 minutes and Arrows 1 FALL 0 WINNERS Younger said. " I had no. idea it'd end 30 seconds to play, Sacred Heart Playoff Results ROTC 0 1 reeled off eight straight points, like this. It's a great win. It was the Women's Division winners, I sparked by three of Southeast's 22 Semifinals Darrin Tessmer won the "A"! " ultimate and we surpassed it. Gilda Smith and Bridget Bufford, turnovers. The game was marked by Division in the UMSL Intramural : There' s no more to be said." joined Chuck Lawless in establish­ 45 turnovers and 41 fouls being com­ United Blacks 64, Crew 24 Red Division WON LOST Men's Racquetball Tournament. Younger, one of six Sacred Heart ing new UMSL Intramural records mitted by both teams. MavIs Ones 51, Trotters 21 Tessmer defeated Ron Siegel, 21- players in double figures, joined in the recently held Weightlifting The first half was filled with most Purple Haze 1 0 4 and 21-3; Kirk Hinson, 21-15 and teammates Kevin Stevens and Keith Contest. of the above for Southeast, as they FINALS Net Results 1 0 21-13; and Jeff Lindhorst, 21-13 Johnson on the all-tournament team Smith won the 132-lb. division fell behind at the half, 50-41. ROTC 0 1 and 21-17. as the tournament Most Valuable with 345 Ibs., including a school Besides the second half run the United Blacks 39 , Mahvls Ones Heavenly Dog 0 1 In the "B" Division, Player. Stevens led the Pioneers in record 100-lb. bench press. Buf­ Indians were all but controlled. 30 Williams took the title. He ' scoring with 19 points along with his ford won the 148-lb division and The game was probably won .defeated Dan Morrissey, 21-14 1 seven rebounds. Johnson had 17 set another school bench press before it even started. as Sacred Gold Divison WON LOST and 21-17; Tood Swope, 21-11 and ! points and nine rebounds in a mark with a lift of 135 Ibs. Hea rt came out with adjustments to 21~11; and James Wheatley, 21-11 relief role. Lawless only lifted in the 181-lb Southeast's potent pressure defense NFCS 1 0 and 21-16. Keith Judkins led the team in division bench press, but came (long inbounds passes to midcourt). POINT TOTALS Pikes 1 0 Wheatley advanced to the finals rebounding with 11 and Travis away with a school record 320 lb. The Pioneers were also able to work Final Steamesr 0 1 by playing only one match, He Smith had eight assists. lift. Both teams shot well from the the ball inside very effectively, as Sting Rays 0 1 drew a bye before winning the 1 • : Team For Against Mark Neely took the 132-lb divi­ field. Southeast hit 54 percent and they did when Southeast was work­ second r ound. 21-13 and 21-2. :1 ' J United Blacks 53 38 sion: 750; Randy Malstrom, 148: Sacred Heart was right with them, ing back from thier 15-point deficit Then he won on default over Bill '; • 't ..~ Mahvelous Ones 52 34 855 ; Brett Butler, 165: 280; Dan converting on 53 .5 percent of their in the second half. Becker to reach the championship ' \: Thew's Crew 41 39 Kirby, 181: 1110; and Tom Powers, Game Results field goal attempts. Southeast "They gave us some problems match against Williams. Hill Gang 37 36 198 : 225. was led by Ronnie Rankin (14 of 21 defensively. They did some things The doubles match was won by Trotters 36 41 Pat Chun had the high squat Coed March points in the second half) and Riley that caused us severe problems." 17 the team of Doug Williams and ROTC 35 44 mark in the 148 division with a lift Ellis (33 pOints and eight rebounds). The Pioneers finished their Steve Warth. They defeated Chuck - l-\. ISigma Pi 33 45 of 385. Tio Wise had the top bench Purple Haze 10 , H. Dog 0 Both players were named to the all­ season at 30-4, Southeast was 27- Lowe and Tom Powers by identical O.C.T. 32 40 press in the 132 with a lift of 175. Net Results 5, ROTC 4 tournament team. But, as Southeast 7. 21-19 scores. . I ' . coach Ron Shumate stated, it was ~ ______-J .'-~ . ~ Baseball Tennis Golf Team Set from page 9 from page 9 set win in th'e singles competition. The Riverwomen are on the roa ~: , ~ rival Southeast Missouri State spoil what had been a fine T,o Start Season The Rivermen will travel to Tao picked up two more victories for three matches in the coming ' 1 University. Brady knows how tough performance. Elsah, III to compete against Prin­ against Rolla. Her 6-1, 6-1 victory week. Thev take on Northeast Mis.!'" it is to beat the Indians on their "That was the only pitch he got up cipia (April 8) and will host was one of three in singles mathces souri State today before traveling to' I home field. " Any time you go there all day," Brady said. The UMSL Rivermen golf team, Northeast Missouri State (April 11 for UMSL. Her doubles partner, participate in the Missouri Westenl • J you want to come away with a split," The team came back strong to win third in the Missouri Inter­ at noon) in their next action. Stacy Schmidt, took a single match, Quad, April 4-5. An April 8 matcjf ~ hesaid. "Icanneverrememberwin- the second game behind pitcher collegiate Athletic Association for The Riverwomen tennis team won also, 6-3, 6-2, as did Nancy Sedej, 6- aggianst Principia in Elsah, III ning there before. Their hitters are Tom Lewis. Lewis bettered his 1985, will be participating in their only one out of four matches during 2, 6-1. The Scmidt-Tao doubles rounds out the road trip. The nexi catered to their small ballpark." record to 3-1 by giving up only five first competition of the season this team took thier match, 7-6 (a 7-4 home match for the Riverwornen the week before spring break. On .') The Rivermen lost 6-5 in the first hits and one earned run. week. The Park College March 19 they shut out Westminis­ tiebreaker), 6-4. will be on April 11 against game, but came back to win the The s coring for the Rivermen was Invitational in Kansas City con­ ter, 9-0, before falling in three The victories agianst Lincoln Tennessee-Martin. .. second game 4-3. provided by a two-run homer by tinues today. were picked up by Schmidt (6-4, 6-4) matches in the Southeast Missouri I The Rivermen appeared to be on Greg King and a two-run shot by Ron • J The eight-member team is split Quad played on March 21-22. and Sedej (0-6,6-3, 6-4). the way to a victory in the first Hoerner, who also had a home run in evenly between veterans and new­ While falling to 1-4 (0-4 in the game, but a controversial call the first game. Muenks continued comers. The old faces include Bob MIAA) , the Riverwomen were turned the flow of the game. After a his fine hitting by going 2-for-3 in w Cissell, Randy Kruse, Jerry Vitale defeated by Southeast Missouri r------~~ routine ground ball play at first the second game and was 5-for-7 on and Frank Nicolazzo. Joining them State, 8-1, University of Missouri­ INCOME TAX base, UMSL' s Ron Hoerner tagged the day. will be Matt Burke, Bill Davidson, Rolla, 5-4 and Lincoln University, the bag and turned to throw the ball According to Brady, the team is Kurt Goebel and Doug Mars. 7-2. Professional around the horn and then dropped it. about where he expected, although Jim Niederkorn will return for In the win over Westminister, all The Indian'S bench then yelled to they could easily be 9-4 instead of7- • Tax Preparation his sixth season of coaching the nine matches were taken in straight the umpire who saw the ball on the 6. Brady sees catcher John Murp.hy Rivermen. sets. The closest match was the • Tax Planning ground and reversed his original as one of the keys to the team's The annual Riverman mumber two doubles match, which call. Brady felt that the call "opened future. Murphy has been playing • Tax Compliance Invitational will take place on saw Sue Steiniger and Robin Heuer up the floodgates," and SEMO pro- with strained ligaments and is only by Takuri Tel E.A. April7th at Normandie Park Coun­ win 7-5, 7-6 (including an 8-6 ceeded to score three runs. about 75 percent healthy. try Club. The MIAA Cham­ tiebreaker). Enrolled to practice before the IRS. The Ri v ~rmen ' forced the game Brady was pleased with the road pionships will be held at Osage Against Southeast, Nancy Tao had We prepare tax returns into extra innings and took a one-run trip and believes even better things Beach. Mo 011. ;v!ay 1-2. UMSL's only win, a 6-3,6-3 straight lead when Muenks doubled, stole are to come. 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------" ]I .• CURRENT page -n~ . ,. Home OR~-UMSL" Softb'a,11 ~Tea rTl • they ':¥ould probably be further sport because by the end of each Diane Schlueter ahead in softball if it weren't for season, I'm sick of that sport," Gain ass!. sports editor ,_ ._. __ _ M " ______•• _ ~ basketball. They could start prac- said. " Basketball started dragging ticing earlier." on towards the end of last season." (Part one of two parts) "If there are any major problems Gain is not saying that she didn't Imagine playing in the MIA A bas­ or if they have to make a change, it's want to go as far as possible in the ketball play-oHs one day, and the. harder for them to do that in the play-offs, " but we started condition- next week, practicing for the middle of the season. It's frustrating ing at the beginning of the school upcoming, softball season. Four for them, and it is improtant for year. By the end of the (basketball) players were members of the 85-86 them not to get frustrated." season, I wante.d to play softball," Riverwomen basketball team, and Snow, who prefers softball over she said. ' . . also plays sof~bail for UMSL now . . basketball, tends .. to . . agree . With a .351 mark, Gain is current­ "It takes aspecial individual to do "Because I didn't get the-practice in, ly second on the team in hitting. She that;" UMSL coach · Lisa Studnicki I'm not as ready as the others," she • is also leading the team in walks said of Grace Gain, Kaye Klotzer, said. " My throwing arm is not in .. along' with Kris Caldwell (eight). Deb Moreno and Juanita Snow. shape." Gain finished.the.basketball season .. " They've got to set their priorities with an average of 7 j points and 5.6 straight." "lttakesaspecialindividualtO · reboundsagame. , . Participating in two sports oile (play two sports). They've got Moreno, who finished the basket- right after the other, like basketball to set their priorities ball season second on UMSL's all- and softball, does not leave much straight." -Lisa Studnicki "time list with 131 ass its, is tied for free time for a college student dur­ second in doubles with Lisa ing the fa ll, winter and spring. While the action in basketball is Thayer (two). "I have a job, a boyfriend and steady and fast-paced, softball is a Shawn Frantz, a resrve on the 85- school - there's not a lot of time to much different sport, because a· 86 Riverwomen basketball team, just sit down," Klo tzer said. " But I player, other than the pitcher and was planning on playing softball this wouldn't trade . it. I enjoy both the catcher, is not involved in season too. But after injuring her sports." every play. knee during a late season basket ball " It's fun," Gain said. "It keeps me " Basketball is more involved and practice, 'Frantz wili be sidelined busy. I don't know what I'd do in the takes more time," Gain said. " Both for the entire softball season. afternoon if I didn't have (both · are competitive, but basketball is When .asked why each chooses to sports)." faster. You are constantly participate in back-to-back sports, "As far as homework goes," Snow thinking." the answer was a common one: " I said; " I don't have as much time, but ,. Cedric R. Ande rson ' ,': " Basketball is mOTe condition- like the competition." Cedric R. An ders9.1). f _ -', . _ .'. . . I chose to play sports, so .. ." ing," Klotzer said; "In softball, you (Next week, Riverwomen soccer TWO-SPORTER: . Kaye Studnicki believes that playing work on the basics like hitting. But players _discuss thier feelings on . Klotz~'r' F.ASHION STATEMENT: Grace Gain, one of four Ri verwomen bas- partiCipates in a recent practide ' Ketball players on the UMSL softball team, keeps cool while working two sports can be helpful but also . you have to be ready because the playing softball and reasons will be k harmful. "After the basketball session for the UMSt,;: ')I qut at first base between games. Gain is hitting .351 and has .971 field­ batter might hit it to you." given why m en don't play two sports Riverwomen. . 'J ing..aVerage. season, they are already in good Playing a second sport also offers at UMSL. , . '[I~ shape physically," she said. "But a change. "I don't have a favorite '. -.

'1 . , .•Q r ~itchers, from page 9 Mi ssouri, but has pitched,well since from page 9 change in the infield arrangement then. Over hi s last sixteen innings involves Thayer. When Gassei is "Do n is an important cog on our She has, though, encouraged her he has given up only sixteen hits and 'pitching, Thayer will man second ; earn," said Brady. "He's consisten- outfield to continue .their five earned runs. He has lowered his base. That will free up Kris Caldwell ly g.o, tten bette,r. 1'd like to see him aggressiveness. A revamped lineup . I}tinue to improve." ERA to 6.99 and his record is 2-1. He . gives Studnicki a quicker outfield by for outfield duty. UMSL jOins eleven other schools Communi ty College and Southenr ~ defeated a Division Ischool in a 10- 5· ~' Iftbe other members of the staff adding Melanie Wynn. . in the first annual Budweiser Indoor Illinois Un iv ersity- Edwardsville~~ ~ victory at Austin Peay State . . cOa~ tollow the example of Blanton. 'As a matter of fact, the players are This afterno.on at 3 p. m., the Women's College Soccer Tourna­ Other Missouri schools include Mis.; Br ady would like to see Bock.gain · sayirig t hat with Wynn in the 'out­ Riverwomen will host Northwest ment to commence at 6 p.m. on souri Baptist and Tarkio College'.' i~ r",ewjs ,and Bock, the baseball more consistency, although he has Riv El rmen should be in an excellent field, Rogoz behind the plate and Missouri State. This weekend, they Friday April 1L The title match is Rounding out the lineup wi ll be past.1 seen a continual improvement in spot to contend for the MIA A Kaye Klotzer at third, the River­ will compete in the Southern Illinois . scheduled to take place on Sunday UMSL opponents Southern Indianaj; .Bock's performance up to this q~'im pi onship. women have put together their University-Edwardsville Cougar Ap ril 13 at 8 p.m. Cincinatti and Eastern Illinois. . Jloint. "most awesome lineup." Another Classic. . . ,,' The tournament is to take place at There will be three grou ps of fomfl the Dellwood Indoor Soccer competing in round-robin action OlU ·MCL.AUGHL.IN real est~t.e , inc. . Faciltity (10266 West Florissant) Friday evening. Eight of those 12 PREGN~~NT? and will benefit the Dellwood Li ons teams will advance to playoft 3855 Lucas and Hunt Rd. Suile 218 st. LOU IS. Mo . 63121 Club and the UMSL Women's Soccer rounds on Sunday beginning at l!' Scholarship Fund. The semifinal HOUSE OF THE WEEK "If an UlIpIanncd ptepmcy past:tJcs I penomJ p.m. crisis in yrJUT life. .. Lcr lIS bdp you!" . round will begin at 5 p.m. Sundav. - - - "It should be good, there should Group .. A" includes UMSr:.: • Free Prqn.a.ocy Test Meremac. Northeast and Ea s te .~r\ (N~ early Ikltttioo IDClbod) be some good teams there," said Illinois; Group "B" has Lindenwo09t • Professiooal COlllmdinr; 8< ~ UMSL coach Ken Hudson. who will A11 SaYi=; Free '" CoofIdcnIW have everyone, except softball Rolla, Illinois and Cincinatti; Group "C" consists of Mo. Baptist. SIU-E; Birthright Counseling players Laurie Aldy, Kris Caldwell and Linda Rogoz playirig for his Tarkio and So. Indiana. , '. . "...... --.-: 227..-n~ squad. It will also mark the first ~ I • 8 . LOUIS: 961·5)00 S-. ~ 724-llOO co mpetition for Micki Frederiksen Determining a winner won't beis 1IoIIft: m · ~ a-SouoLt6l-)6S] since being injured earl y in the easy as checking the ou tdoo,; 7512 Rosedale 1985-86 season. records of each team. "Wh en play) St. Louis, MO ing indoor..whatyou can do outdoo.r MIAA rivals No rtheast Missouri doesn't really matter," Huds91l WE SPECIALIZE IN THE l)MSLAREA. State and the University of said. Its coming Missouri-Rolla join local schools . For More Information: 389-9998 Admission is $250 for adults aTIlt Lindenwood College, Meremac $1.50 for ~tudents and children . . . Your Mirth Day

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