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Non-Profit Org. U.S. Postage Paid Newark, DE 250 Student Center• University of Delaware • Newark, DE 19716 Permit No. 26 etts, UD professor sworn in Political science chair Joseph Pika New state will be working for the states first -ever secretary of education senator rises BY RYAN CORMIER National/State News Editor WILMINGTON - After months of debate over who would be Delaware's first-ever Secretary of Education, all the speculation from tragedy officially came to a close as Dr. Iri s T. Metts was sworn into office yesterday. The ceremony at Bayard Middle School BY ELIZABETH BREALEY With 82.3 percent of the vote also swore in three new school board members, National/State News Editor garnered in a special election April including a university professor. When state Sen. Robert T . 5, Dori , at 53, made her first The new members are Dr. Joseph Pika, Connor, R-12th, died March 7 of entrance into the political arena. chair of the political science department, Dr. heart problems, sympathy cards and She took her oath of office April 15 Dennis Savage, Christina school board calls poured in to his grieving wife and said she plans to emulate her member and Dr. Jim Spartz, former deputy Dori and their th ree children. B u t husband's professional ways. superintendent of instruction. so did words encouraging Dori to "He was a good guy," Dori said Students, administrators and state politicians fill Bob's shoes. "You're the only of her husband. "Bob's famous line, seated in a full auditorium looked on as history one who knows the job," his 'When I go to bed tonight and I can was made and Metts took over as Delaware's constituents wrote to her. sleep, I know I did a good job and chief educator. State concerning how much power the The idea was not new. In the last if I can't, I better get up tomorrow THE REVlEW I John Chabalko "I pledge my greatest efforts to make this secretary of education, the school board and three months before Bob died in and fix it,' is a motto I plan to live the best educational system in the world," Above, new state Secretary of Education Iris T. Metts the state will have over the schools, Metts said Texas, the couple had talked about by." Metts promised the crowd. those concerns are not too daunting. signs the cast of a young supporter after being sworn in the possibility of Dori running for While Bob served for 17 years as Pika, who will now work under Metts' "I don't think there will be a big debate over at Bayard Middle School in Wilmington on Thursday. his vacant seat. "We have formed the state senator of Penn Acres, leadership, said he is looking forward to hi s 23 years of friendships a nd Dori was his political ally and the division of responsibilities because all of us Below, the university's own Joseph Pika, a new member new position. want what's best for children and I am relationships. Who else would do confidant. After the birth of their "It is indeed a privilege for me in joining of Gov. Thomas R. Carper's ''Education Dream Team." confident we can work toward that end," she this?" the ailing Bob asked Dori. two sons, she worked once a week this effort to move forward the educational said. Seventeen days after her husband in order to devote her remaining agenda of this state," he said to the audience. died, Dori stood on her driveway time to assisting Bob in his duties. "I've been given the direction and the "It is all the more meaningful to me that it destiny of II 0,000 students in the state of and declared her candidacy for the "We had a constituency to worry occurred in a school where all three of my 12th district state Senate - Bob's about,'' she said. "We had to put Delaware and much is expected of me," she children have been students over the years." said. "I pledge this morning that I will not let seat. ourselves out there." The speed and efficiency of the school Addressing the needs of the anyone down and I will move forward with the board should increase, Pika said, because the reform agenda and accountability. people was a joint effort fo r the team is now complete. Metts said all Delawareans must "meet couple. "We always did things as a 'The school board has a plate full of issues team and had real name standards not just within our own schools but that has to be addressed very quickly," he said. meet world class standards" and she thanked recognition." While he attended a "The questions about· assessments and the governor for the opportunity to serve in civic leaders meeting, she showed accountability are foremost on the agenda." up at a school board meeting the such a historic manner. The governor praised Pika for his continued "He is elected as governor but he gives us same night. commitment to Delaware's education system. "He always told me to keep our his heart, his soul and his entity," she said. "He "He is a person whose expertise goes is recognized throughout the nation as an constituencies in mind. One part of beyond being just an outstanding teacher," us was always represented." educational governor and I am indeed honored Carper said, "but he is one who is very good to be his choice." And it didn't stop outside the with organizations and running them welL office. Dori recalled one time when Carper sai d the long road it took to reach " He also went on sabbatical from his yesterday's ceremony was worth it. she was in the grocery store with position at the university to serve as executive Brad and Brian, her sons. She had "This governor," Carper said referring to director of the Minner Commission which took himself, "believes that he will make no more her hands full with one child eating a top to bottom look at the state government food off the shelf and the other important nominations during his second term and he was extremely helpful - a great job," as govern or than the ones for secretary of crying when a constituent came up he said. to her. education and the state school board. Carper said he W(lS oveijoyed with his entire "I am sure," Carper said, "we have put in "My mailbox got knocked over "educational dream team." and lines are down in our place the rest of the leadership team which will Metts, the star player on his "dream team," help these young men and woman in this neighborhood," the constituent told said she is ready to take on the new position her. The constituent's worry school and in every school in our state to reach THE REVIEW I John Chabalko and tackle the main issues facing her. their very top potential and allow then to soar." State Sen. Dori Connor, R-12th. see CONNOR page A7 In addressing the squabbling across the First

INDEX W. Del. renovations will Campus Calendar ...... A2 Drug-Free Summit ...... A2 Police Reports ...... A2 Ag Day ...... A3 Editorial ...... A8 UD's government...... A4 rod~ y':· Comics ...... B5 Baseball scores 30 in two ...... B I0 \lft:!atf.r~ cost university $3 million Classified ...... 86 "For The Record" ...... B I high 62 Feature Forum ...... B4 Ag students ...... B I Sports column ...... B9 Son Volt's "Straightaways" ..... 82 low 41 BY VERONICA FRAA TZ departments, whose offices are the department of music. Sports ...... BlO Education debate ...... A2 Assistant Efltertainment Editor now in Ewing Hall, will be sharing " We want to make these Cranes and tractors have moved the newly renovated space in Fall particular buildings more in on three university-owned brick Semester, project coordinator Fran accessible to the handicapped and houses on West Delaware Avenue Cutrona said. also i nstall elevators and fi re as part of a $3 million renovation " We' re j ust continuing the stairs," he said. These additions are project to be completed in August. construction that has already been required by law to be installed in Officials with Facilities done on West De l a ware," the buildings. Planning and Construction said Executive Vice President David Before construction began the they decided in October to restore Hollowell said, referring to the houses served as space for graduate Police investigate the houses at 46 through 56 W. repairs made to the Greek Affairs students studying mathematics, as Delaware Ave and connect them house on West Delaware Avenue, well as the modern languages and via a large addition on the back of as well as the buildings that house literature department and the art the three houses. the Medical Scholars Program, and department. The anthropology and hi story offices for foreign languages and According to Ho llowell, the April towing spree graduate students who are now housed in an office on Academy Street, will eventually be moved BY MOSI K. PLATT into Ewing Hall in September. The Staff Reporter math department is. scattered Police are investigating allegations that throughout campus and this project Allied Properties violated Newark's private will give the department the chance towing ordinance when it removed 47 cars from to become consolidated into one its parking lot April 9, Capt. Charles Townsend building. of Newark Police said. Di visions of the department are A university student made similar allegations currently in Ewing Hall, Pearson Monday when he started a petition for the Hall, and part of Rees Hall, said reimbursement of students who own vehicles Dianne Iffland, assistant to the towed from the lot. chairperson for the math Sylvester Marchman Jr., a freshman department. chemical engineering major, said the American "I've been working within the Towing and Recovery Company violated an department since 1978 or 1979," ordinance passed by the city council in January Iffland said, "and for the first time when it towed the automobiles. money back. since I've been here, or that I even Townsend, who is investigating the charges, City manager Carl Luft said Marchman know of, the math department has said both the owner of the lot and the towing could begin by taking his petition to the never been in one building. When company would be held liable if police Newark Police department. this [move] happens, every discovered any violations. If Colorado Ski Company is found in professional for the department Marchman said he plans to take his petition violation by police, the case would go to an will be in one building." and case to small claims court to get students see STUDENT page A 10 THE REVIEW I Bob Weill The disunion of the math Mos& oftbe additiom being made to houses on West Delaware Avenue are required by law, Executive Vac:e President David Holl6well says. see EONSTRUCTION page A 7 A2. THE REVIEW • April 22, 1997 Biden heads first Drug-Free Summit

are using, ain't your father's The senator told 150 children marijuana. It's a different product. "It is II to 12 times more potent. Friday that 'users' are 'losers' It's a different deal and that's an actual fact and your parents don't BY RYAN CORMIER was nothing c~mpared to what even know." NationaVState News Editor today's kids face. Biden warned that the threat of WILMINGTON - Promising he "Whether you are in kindergarten drugs for young children is has never had a drink, smoked a or a senior in high school on the increasing as new substances are cigarette or done an illegal drug in verge of adulthood, your parents spreading across the country. hi s life, Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr., D­ will tell you how it was when they "We have some problems coming Oe!., stressed that "drug users are were kids," he said. "Well, the truth and it's called crank- it's on its flat out losers." of the matter is that what your mom way. There's ice and that's on its Speaking to the Red Clay School and dad faced when they were kids way," he said. "It makes crack look District's first-annual Drug-Free like a playground." Summit Friday, the senator got Tapping into the insecurities of personal with 150 public school "Let me tell you school children, he spoke of how children. even the most good looking and The senator went on to explain something. The talented can easily be ruined by his abstinence from all of those marijuana you're using using illegal drugs. substances. . .. ain't your father's "Beautiful women become ugly "I never did drugs. Not because I when they use drugs," Biden said. am such a good guy, not because I marijuana." "Good-looking guys become ugly. am a smart guy, but because in my Good athletes become losers. Smart -Sen. Joseph R. Bidcn Jr., D·Del. family we had alcoholics," he said. people damage their brains and THE REVIEW I John Chabalko "I never did that because I had two people who are capable to write and At Friday's Drug-Free Summit at the Holiday Inn in Wilmington, Biden, the co-chair of the Senate uncles who were alcoholics and I to speak lose that pretension. Caucus on International Narcotics Control, swore that he had never drank alcohol or did an illegal drug. saw what it did to them and it is nothing like you face as kids in "And if you are black, if you are scared the living daylights out of terms of the threats related to a minority, you have a tough are the same way." "We figure, you tell them the "Kids like it because they have me." violence and drugs." enough time anyway. It guarantees The crime rate is down for every truth then it will encourage them, an excuse," he said. "They can say, School children ranging from T_he old television ad featuring you're a loser. It ain't fair but it single incidence of crime except for and if you lie to them it encourages 'Yeah man, I do drugs. I do th at kindergarten to high school seniors, Oldsmobile cars which states "this guarantees it- flat guarantees it." young people up to the age of 16, he them. The parents don' t know quite crap, there's nothing the matter with as we ll as teachers, administrators ain't your father's Oldsmobile" Biden said it is hard for kids to said. what to say, so they are putting their me. But you know, I ' m on the and counselors, attended the first­ became part of his message. "just say no" like some have "Why is it up? It's up because heads in the sand." football team and if they randomly annual "Drug Free for Life" summit "You hear all this stuff about my suggested in the past. our generation doesn' t know what Students would like to have a drug test my class then I'm out ­ at the Holiday Inn. generation, the baby boom "It takes guts to say no. It takes to tell our kids," Biden said. "Our socially acceptable excuse to say no I'm in trouble."' Biden, the co-chairman of the generation and the drug use that guts to be different," he said. "By generation doesn' t know quite what to drugs, he said, and the majority The students need excuses to say Senate Caucus on International took place," he said. "Let me tell the way, you're not alone because to tell our kids when they come to of kids like the idea of having no to drugs, the senator said. "Why Narcotics Control, said the drug you something, the marijuana the adults all try to be the same too. say to us, 'Mom, did you ever? Dad, random drug testing in public do we adults forget that's how we problem faced by the baby boomers you're using and the kids you know They pretend they don't, but they did you ever?' schools. were when we were kids?" Britain must return Hong Kong to China this year

BY JAMES JANVIER Kong and China. come together to protest China' s plans to curb the Secretary of State Madeline Albright announced Sraff Reporlt!r "They will be ruled according to communist law, civil liberties of Hong Kong, a nd to restrict the that she will be in Hong Kong on July I for the As June 30, 1997, draws c lo ser, the destiny of and the citizens will be forced to stay," the professor exercising of democracy, in o rder to introduce initiation of Chinese rule. more than six million Hong Kong residents will soon said. socialist policies. Officials from both Hong. Kong and China met in be in the hands of Chinese control, and the people of According to the British Joint Declaration that President Clinton and Vice President Gore are to February and the Chinese lashed out against Hong Hong Kong are not exactly ready to greet the Chinese confirmed the annexation, r------. meet with Hong Kong's leading democrat, Martin Kong's "lenient" politics. government with open arms. China had stipulated that it Lee, this week in the White Ho use to open an China's chief executive, Tung Chee-hwa recently The fate of Hong Kong was established back in would enact laws for Hong American campaign to defend H ong Kong's issued a five-page document to " strike a balance 1984 when Britain made an annexation agreement Kong in accordance with the News endangered liberties. between civil liberties and social order" which would with China. Now people from all over the world are Constitution of the People' s The political science professor said the Un ited effectively limit the freedom that the residents of wondering what will become of this former British Republic of China. Analysis States will not have much influence on the situation Hong Kong currently have. colony. The British government is because the president does not want to offend the One of the changes China is proposing for Hong "The future of Hong Kong depends on how it will known to have a past full of unfriendly ties with the Republic of China and will avoid interference. Kong would be to ban parties from accepting be governed," said a professor of political science, Republic of China. "American philosophy will support democracy, but contributions from outside countries, curtailing the who specializes in Asian history and culture and As of Monday, Socialist China began to move its there is a price to pay. That is why President Clinton popular fund-raising activities that Lee implemented wishes to remain anonymous. troops into the heart of Hong Kong's major cities in remains coy," he said. " Nationa li sm shou ld be through his Democratic party. The departure of Hong Kong from British rule is an attempt to begin reformation to the area. involved in the matter but there is legally nothing we currently causing turmoil and friction between Hong However, many citizens and activist groups have can do."

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CAMPUS CALENDAR What ' s the secret? Find out proceeds from the concert will be Police Reports what the " Mysteries on donated to help preserve forests. Campus" are today at 8:30 p.m. Need some laughs? Mary in the Hen Zone of the Perkins Francis Connelly and Big Student Center. Call 831 -2428 for Daddy Graham will be doing MAN STABS YOUTH IN LEG Police said. more information. some stand-up comedy in the Hen A 45-year-old man stabbed a 16- ANOTHER SCOOTER BITES The two boys, between eight and Tonight at 8 p .m . Peter J. Zone of the Perkins student year-old boy after a parking THE DUST I 2 years old , threw mud at the bus McCarthy will be directing the Center tomorrow at 8 p.m. For dispute in the Speedy Muffler A scooter was stolen from once it had stopped, police said. University Orchestra in a more information, call 831-2428. parking lot Saturday, Newark Pencader A parking lot Saturday, Boys around the same age have concert which will take place in The Delaware Commission on Police said. Capt. James Flatley of University been causin g similar incidents to Loudis Recital Hall of the Amy National and Community Police gave the following Police said. occur for more than a month, E. du Pont Music Building. For Service and Vollie Melson will a..:count: The white 1993 Yamaha Riva police said. more information, call 831-2577. be doing a program for National Ralph Patterson pulled out his was taken between 12: 15 a.m. and Why buy a greeting card when Volunteer Week on civil knife when the owners asked him 3:18p.m. and was valued at $1500, STOLEN CAR RECOVERED you can create your own? responsibility and AmeriCorps ro leave the parking lot around Flatley said. A stolen car was recovered Thursday e\lening after it was Tomorrow on the front patio of tomorrow at 4:30 p.m. It will be 12:10 a.m. Patterson began to approach the COMPUTER STOLEN involved in an accident on Route 4 the Perkins Student Center from held in the Alumni Room of victim, who was with the owners. A laptop computer was stolen and Harmony Road, Capt. James II a.m. to 2 p.m. create your Alison Hall. For more The victim attempted to kick the from Hartshorn Hall between noon Flatley of University Police said. own personalized greeting card information, call 266-0406 or knife out of Patterson's hand and Tuesday and 3:30p.m. Thursday, The 1990 Honda Accord had for free . For more information, 737-1231. was then stabbed by Patterson in Capt. James Flatley of University been stolen from the Ray Street call 831-2428. On Thursday afternoon from the leg. Police said. parking lot between I I p.m . The Delaware softball"team noon to I p.m. the Royal Palm He was taken to Christiana The IBM 486 ThinkPad is Wednesday and 12:30 a.m. will take on George Mason in a Steel Band will be playing at the Hospital Emergency Room and valued at $1600, Flatley said. Thursday, police said. doubleheader tomorrow at 3 p.m. Perkins Student Center patio. For treated for the wound. on the Delaware field of the more information, call 831-2428. Patterson was arrested and CHILD'S PLAY -compiled by Laura Overturf Nelson Athletic Complex. The Delaware baseball team charged with second degree assault Two white male suspects ran in Antje Duvekot, a local folk will be taking on St. Joseph's on and possession of a deadly weapon, front of a university bus causing it musician who has performed at Thursday on the Delaware Field police said. to come to a complete stop on numerous coffee shops and other of the Nelson Athletic Complex Wharton Drive Saturday, Newark events, will be giving an Earth at noon. For ticket information, Day Concert starting at 8 p.m. call UDI-HENS. tomorrow in the Multipurpose Room of the Trabant University -compiled by Adam Sloane Center. Admission is $3 and

I \ I J " April 22, 1997 • THE REV (EW .-x'J This little piggy went to the mqrRet, this little piggy stayed home . . . Ag Day: Go.ahead, have a cow

BY KRISTEN LEWIS variety of educational displays, Staff Reporter including everything from how bees DEFECTOR iW ARNS OF "Honey, look. There's the moos and make honey to the importance of SECOND KOREAN WAR the baas." recycling, taught by "Trash Can Dan," " Oh my God, look at the giant whose appearance was sponsored by SEOUL- The highest-ranking defector in udder." · the Alpha Zeta honors agriculture North Korea's history arrived in Seoul Sunday, " Mommy , does that brown cow fraternity . shouting "hooray" for his freedom but warning make chocolate milk?" Becca Wentz, president of the AgCC that the North's Communist leaders are These words rang through the and Alpha Zeta member, even took dangerously close to launching a second Korean petting zoo Saturday at the 21st annual some time out of her busy day to War. • Agricultural Day outside Townsend disguise herself as "Trash Can Dan." Amid intense security and fears of North Hall. The Agriculture College Council, Another educational highlight of Ag Korean assassination attempts, and apparently consisting of 13 clubs within the Day was the petting zoo, organized by wearing a bulletproof vest beneath his blue college, sponsored the event. the university's Animal Science Club. business suit, Hwang Jang Yop and an aide who For many, Ag Day is a tradition Club members also demonstrated the defected with him raised their arms and shouted even if it was the coldest in history. techniques of cow-milking and sheep­ as they stepped off a chartered flight from the "This is my seventh year coming to Ag shearing. Philippines at a military air base near Seoul. Day," said Karen Gouge, a technical Children pushed and shoved in line Looking calm and serious, Hwang, 74, who for assistant at the university poultry unit. waiting for their turn to milk Bessie the decades was North Korea's leading ideologist and "The weather has been much nicer in Cow. political philosopher, issued an emotional the past, but we managed to fight the Alice, 9, didn't want to milk Bessie condemnation of his former government in the cold. My son Brandon abso lute ly at first , but after a few minutes of first public statement he has made since he couldn't miss the pony and hay rides." parental coaxing, she tried it. walked into the South Korean Consulate in One Newark woman described the "The milk was really warm,'" she Beijing 67 days ago and sought asylum. hay ride as " the freeze-your-butt-off­ said . "It doesn"t look anything like "It is obvious why the North Korean ride.·· The IS-minute ride looped what my mom buys in the store." government abandons starving people, refuses around the experimental station and During the sheep-shearing reforms and does its utmost to prepare for a research farm . demonstration, visitors were amazed to war," Hwang said. "It seems to believe its only In addition to the hay ride, Ag Day see how docile the lamb was while choice is to use the military forces it has been featured 21 other events and about 30 farm superintendent Scott Wright preparing for decades." ex hibits. The university Botanical sheared more than eight pounds of Hwang, who left behind a family widely Gardens, located behind the Fischer wool. believed to face prison camps or possibly Greenhouse, sold red and pink Shane Wesley, 6. of Newark, said execution because of hi s defection, said he geraniums, purple pansies, and a THE REVIEW I Bob Weill riding the pony Coco-Puff was th e best departed because there is " no hope left" for the number of other perennials, trees and THE S1ARS OF THE SHOW. Despite cold weather, Ag Day enthusiasts turned out to part of his whole day. Stalinist regime he helped to create, and because sh rubs. Very few visitors walked back see pigs, cows and other animals at the 21st-annual event. The pony rides provided by the he "could not go against the order of my to their cars without a handful of university's equestrian team was a conscience." flowers from the sale. here." Links members sold t-shirts and baked fundraiser to help send the team to the Elaborate security steps were taken to prevent Students in Dr. Paul Sammelwitz's Dunking victim Shannon Tilmon, a goods to help raise money for local ~­ national tournament in a few weeks. North Korean agents from assassinating Hwang, functional anatomy and physiology senior. said. "The cold wasn' t too bad H camps and scholarships. Another outstanding part of Ag Day a member of Pyongyang's inner circle who class demonstrated how to test out the - it was just every time I got dunked, Ltnks member Sylvia Walther, who was the annual pig roast sponsored by presumably can provide unprecedented detail total amount of air you can hold in the water went up my nose." has been involved in 4-H for 45 years. Alpha Zeta. about the reclusive ruling cabal in the North your lungs. This experiment included ~lpha Gamma Rho raised about $60 said she thinks Ag Day is one of the Alpha Zeta members started roasting Korean capital. smokers, nonsmokers and people of all to benefit the Ronald McDonald House best events held in Newark. th e two pigs around 8 Friday night. Hwang's grim assessment of North Korea ages. of Delaware. · "It allows our younger 4-H members Member Eric Keehan said the pigs supported reports that the situation inside the The Alpha Gamma Rho dunking The 4-H Club of -" Bear had to get involved in leadership roles. in have to be cooked for at least 12 hours. world's most isolated nation is dire. A famine booth, sponsored by the uni versit y's something completely different in mind running their own educational booths "This year we finished around 10:30 that could kill millions of people reportedly is agriculture fraternity , was one of the for its fundrai sing profits. By sel ling and at the same time share their Saturday morning." he said. imminent, and a few eyewitness accounts suggest most popular events. flower pots and chocolate chip cookies knowledge about agriculture with other John C. ye, dean of the College of tens of thousands already may have starved. Despite the 40-degree weather, the and raffling off a grill, the club aimed kids in the community," she said. Agricultural Sciences said the pig roast Many worry that North Korea's leaders may dunking booth participants didn't to earn enough money to support their Links president Nora Evans said, "I is a "big hit'" every year. "The see a desperate military attack on South Korea as complain too much about being new project in which each 4-H member love Ag Day because it educates the sandwiches are sold ou t usually at least its o nl y chance to save their regime. Hwang's soaked. "It actually felt better being in raises a piglet. general public on the importance of by 12:30,'" he said. statements Sunday only heightened such fears, the water, because we were running "I hope to se ll a lot today because agriculture, community service and the Along with the variety of homemade which have broad implications for the United warm water from the Fischer my new pig, Twiggy, eats everything local 4-H programs. Ag Day for many foods, Ag Day also provided another States and the 37,000 U.S. troops s tationed there. Greenhouse into the tub," Alpha in sight," said Katelyn Cofrancisco, an years consisted of the college students flashback from home for one university Gamma Rho member AI Connor said. 8-year-old member. enlightening the publi c about the freshman. After observing the peuing AIR FORCE FINDS MOUNTAIN Shivering, Connor encouraged a 7- The New Castle County '4_-H Links hands-on care of farm animals." zoo, Laura Bollinger. a biology major WRECKAGE THOUGHT TO BE THAT OF year-old boy to hit the target. "Come Association, whose membe'rs are 4-H Now Ag Day involves a number of from Lancaster, Pa. said, "IL smells like MISSING A-10 on," he sa~d. " I'm falling asleep up alumni, also participated in Ag Day. local agriculture clubs and has a home."'

EAGJ..E, Colo. -Military pilots searching for an attack jet that disappeared during a training mission in Arizona spotted pieces of gray painted metal Sunday they believe to be the plane's wreckage protruding from the snow near a NSF awa·rdS ·'·university $200,000 Colorado mountain peak. Air Force Maj . Gen. Nels Running said a choice. of educational technology and This summer, the Institute Colorado Army National Guard helicopter pilot The money will be used to improve "It gets students to think computing also influenced the will be holding workshops hovering just off the south side of a peak in the and professors to create NSF dec ision , Watson said. over several days to present • New York Mountain range, some 12,500 feet up undergraduate education through courses for greater thinking," "The infrastructure for student ideas for changes in ' the sheer, rocky face, had seen pieces from he said. computing on our campus is curriculum and strategies for interior sections of the plane with the Warthog's problem-based learning in class Research on interactive first-rate," he added. professors' individual classes. • distinctive gray paint and yellowish-green anti- learnjng distingui·shed the Classes currently taught Watson said. • corrosive undercoating. Air Force pilots flew to BY BETH MATUSEWICZ including the university. university from the numerous using an interactive approach Last year, th e NSF created a ' the spot to verify the sighting. Atlmi11is rrat i\·~ News Editor "We were successfu l in applications and influenced include Int roduction to nationwide program to aid He said there is some " urgency" to get to the The Nati onal Science large part because of the the selection, Watson said . Biochemistry. taught by schoo ls in transforming site because there were explosives- four 500- Foundation recently awarded excellent reputation that UD "Problem-based learning has White, Introductory Physics 1 undergraduate education, pound general-purpose bombs - on board the A- $200,000 to the university has for its undergraduate been extensively developed at and Introduction to especially in the areas of 10. towards promoting a more program," he said. UD. as an active learning Biochemistry. Watson said the science. mathematics, Melting snow, hastened by the heat of the active learning environment Some of the funds wi II be strategy for science Institute hopes to involve engineering and technology. aircraft's metal, was probably responsible for for students. used for personnel in volved instruction," he said. teachers from other disciplines The grant was a result of this finally making the invisible, visible, Running The grant, which was with the problem- based In brder to process the in the future. instead of only venture. said . awarded April I, will be used project and the expenses the money efficiently , Watsoo the science fields. The SF has an interest in Helicopters and planes in the massive search to change traditional lecture­ university uses in its said, the university formed the As an initial goal. Watson advocating science reform at effort had flown many times over the mountain type courses to classes with execution , he said. For Institute to Transform said, the I 0 professors who the undergraduate level where the wreckage was found, Running said. more interaction between example, workshops and Undergraduate Education, a originated th e Institute wished " across the spectrum from About 15 miles southwest of the Vail ski report, students and teachers. training for professors will be g roup which encourages to include 15 other faculty community colleges to it was the last place sensors and witnesses Georg.e Watson , an held to teach problem-based faculty to use problem-based members. More than 60 research-intensive tracked what could have been the plane on April associate professor of physics techniques. learning, especially in applications have currently universities,"' Watson said. • 2. the day it disappeared from a training exercise and astronomy and the Problem-based learning introductory science and been submitted by faculty. Earli er in the year, the NSF : that began from Davis-Monthan Air Force Base principal invest igator of the involves active learni·ng and engineering classes. " Most of u on the project awarded a $500,000 grant to in Tucson. funding, wrote and submitted technology as a basis for a "This is an institute without team are scientists or the university to encourage On Sunday morning, two days before the Air the grant application to the c lass, chemistry and walls," Watson said. "We will engineers. so much of our emphasis on undergraduate ' Force was set to suspend its search, searchers NSF. The foundation received biochemistry professor Harold be a collection of faculty early efforts will naturally be research. In both cases, White decided to go over the area again "spot by spot, close to 80 applications from White III said. Classes will be members spread across the on science and engineering said, problem-based learning looking at the mountain wall," Running said. " It colleges across the country. divided into groups and exams colleges and departments of courses,'' he said , '·but we are was the background for the took that disciplined look." From these s ubmissions, 20 will emphasize open-ended the university." entertaining suggestions from award. Maj. Chuck Mitchell, an A-10 pilot who flew proposals obtained funding , questions instead of multiple- The actual implementation anyone interested." to the mountain in a helicopter to help identify • the aircraft Sunday, said weather conditions ' made the ride "harrowing." He said he saw 18 to , two dozen pieces of metal strewn over a large • area. "It was like seeing the pieces of a jigsaw ; puzzle," Mitchell said . "What I saw was a very, After three years, SAE is recognized very small part of the airframe."

KERKORIAN NEGOTIATING FOR ORION BY KENDRA SINEATH "A lot of other fraternities don't investigation requiring the men to " Friday night was an emotional ' PICTURES, SOURCES SAY Staff Repomr take as long , but our national give a multi-media presentation, celebration where brothers shared The culmination of three years of organization is tough - they want to highlighting their. numerou s their memories in preparation for ' Las Vegas billionaire Kirk Kerkorian is hard work came in the form of a make sure the charters they award will accomplishments over the past two Saturday morning' s rituals," in which negotiating to acquire beleaguered Orion national charter for the members of last," Beach said. years, to visitors from the national the men became official members of • Pictures, primarily for its substantial film library, the university chapter of Sigma Alpha The IFC's expansion policy is made chapter in Evanston, Ill. the national fraternity, Kiernan said. and a decision is expected by mid- to late-week, Epsilon fraternity last weekend. up of three separate parts, explained "As a kind of final report card, our Michael Rendeiro, a junior and the • sources close to the dea l said Sunday. The extensive chartering process Noel Hart , Coordinato r of Greek presentation showcased our first president of the university One person familiar with the talks began in the spring of 1994, according Affairs . "To gain IFC approva l a philanthropical, social, academic and chapter, received an award in his characterized the odds at "60-40" that Kerkorian to senior and former SAE president group must prove they have fulfilled financial accomplishments," Kiernan name to be given annually to an would buy Orion from fellow billionaire John James Kiernan. all the requirements.'' said . outstanding brother. Kluge. The sources cautioned, h owever, that the In conjunction with one of the Members had to work with SAE's Following the investigations, a vote Rendeiro, the master of ceremonies, talks were fragile and could easily unravel, largest national fraternities in the national philanthropy, breast cancer, by SAE nationals in January of this was caught off guard when awarded adding that no decision is expected until country, II friends who lived together by doing such things as participating year approved the university's chapter' the plaque by his fraternity brother, Wednesday at the earliest. in Squire Hall their freshman year in breast and testicular cancer for a charter. "All that was left to do Kiernan said. The executive said the billionaires have worked to create their own fraternity screenings at Wilmington Hospital was arrange a date convenient for both " He deserved it," Kiernan said. discussed a price of about $300 million, but on campus and became a colony of 18 and taking part in Sen. Joseph R . the local and national chapters to meet "The award goes to a brother who has added that it is unclear whether Kerkonan­ men in October of 1994. Biden's Breast Cancer Initiative, as and establish the charter," Kiernan exemplified leadership and who last year bought Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer for " SAE's charterization process is well as maintaining the All Men's said. perseverance: Michael got us off to a $1.3 billion - wants Orion's production arm, probably the most difficult in the GPA for two years, Kiernan said. And last we.ekend the members start- he's the one that made the call which operates far below the level of major Greek community," said senior Alex In November 1996, the brothers received their charter as part of a to nationals and that led us through a Hollywood studios. Beach , the current SAE president, took part in two intense investigations weekend of commemorative events. lot of really tough stuff that first year. about a potential fraternity 's required for their national acceptance A banquet held Saturday night at "When you leave this university -compiled from the Washington Post I Los application for recognition. into SAE. One was a n inprovence the DuPont Country Club included you take an education, a diploma, a lot Angeles Times news service by Denise Matthews Kiernan said that unlike many investigation in which the group's various speake,rs who were nationally of great stuff," he said. "But we had fraternities on campus, SAE had to get accomplishments were reviewed by and loca lly involved members of the the opportunity to leave something Interfraternity Council approval the regional mid -Atlantic fraternity, as well as the presentation behind, something withstanding." before the group could be considered org anization. of a special award created by the for a national charter. There was also a n outprovence brothers.

I ' A4 il TRE"REVIEW • April 22, 1997 • Multi-media center The Battle rages on • • • slated for Smith Thanks to an international group, faculty will soon have an advanced facility at their disposal

BY DAWN E. MENSCH wireless mice and keyboards will centers in Australia, Canada, Stalf Reporrer allow professors to point and click Columbia, Finland , Sweden, Faculty m e mbers anxious to on a projected monitor screen from Taiwan and the United States. improve their teaching skills will up to 30 feet away. Lyons said she is enthusiastic get a technological edge at the new Faculty can also learn how to "to capitalize on the media center open house Thursday creat.: and enhance Web pages scpecializations of different and Friday. using word processing files and schools." Together, she said, the The o pe ning of the m e dia photo images from a digital institutions can share experiences center. located on the lo wer fl oor camera, Lyons said. with each o ther to prevent o f Smith Ha ll , will a ll o w Use r The advantage of the location of " Delaware from reinventing the Serv ices to serve "a b ro ad the media center is that everything wheel," adding that s pec trum o f facu lt y,"· d irecto r is in one spot, as opposed to communication prevents Leila Lyons said. having the tools spread out redundancy of ideas. The un iversity joins 85 othe r between computing sites. The university was c hosen me mbe rs of the San Franc isco­ According to Lyons, who will be through a rigorous screening based New Media Centers, a non­ director of the new center, a process by a committee at New profit o rganization develo ped to common complaint among faculty Media Centers, said Lyons who assisting facu lty members through was "they were forced to go all submitted the proposal for the the use of digital medi a. over to get their work done." university. Each year the Any facult y member can access User Services is redirecting its organization requests proposals th e cente r to learn how to use funds to finance the program and from interested institutions and the tec hno log ical tools in the hopes to use tools that are university was among them. c lassroom wh ile also correcting inexpensive so fac ulty can Another goal of the media 4 common project problems such as purchase them if desired, Lyons center is to reach o ut beyond the I fo nt size and co lo r combina ti o n, said. university community, Lyons said. Lyons said. The university will be able to A s ummer program offered to T he staff of User Services is pa rticipate in programs such as state-employed teachers will located near the cente r to assist vid eo teleconference and online introduce them to th e center. Plans THE REVIEW I John Chabalko p ro fes o r s interes ted in discussions with fellow members. are also being made to help local ''It's hard to find places like [The Stone Balloon] that are supportive of local bands:' says Braxton Hicks incorpo rating new tools into the There are currently 86 culturally private schools with Internet lead singer Carrie Bath. Bath's band took part in ''For The Record,'' a battle-of-the-bands of sorts Friday at classroom . Among the too ls, dive rse members with campus access. the Balloon. The Joy Poppers and Gangsta Pump also competed. See story, Bl. DelTech graduates can .. The administration: receive quick UD degree ' BY ERICA IACONO pursue a four-year degree," Andersen program, since they decide which Who's on top? Staff Reporcer said. courses are comparable. Graduates of Delaware Technical Dr. Orlando George, president of These three majors were chosen. and Community College will soon be DeiTech, said he thinks the program Andersen said, because the university able to enter the university as juniors will be beneficial to DelTech noticed these majors were popular BY BETH ASHBY Trustees who has the final say-so. after graduating from DeiTech with graduates. a mong transfer students from Admmisrrathe Ne h'S Editor The university charter specificall y an associate's degree. " Any time you can create an DelTech. The office sc ream s. p atriotism. A states in underline that the Board of An agreement between the two opportunity for people to grow, I think wrought iron rooster stands poised on the George said he sees the program as Trustees has " the e ntire control and schools will allow DelTech graduates you've done a good thing," he said. windowsi ll , and a teddy bear wearing a a professional growth opportunity for management of the affairs of the with an associate degree in criminal ·Before the agreement, advisors at UD sweater sits on a cabinet. his students. university." justice, early childhood education and DelTech had to be very careful when A Bob Carpe nte r 19 92 basketball " [The] days have passed where The board includes four permanent medical laboratory technology to take advising students as to wh ich credits gathers d ust on the bookshelf, a Blue Hen people get a degree. sit back for 40 po s1t1on s filled by the university part in the program, which will take would transfer, Provost Melvyn m ug is near hand o n the desk and a president, the state governor, the master years and don't improve themselves." r effect next fall. Schiavelli said. he said. framed picture of him and YoUDee of the state grange and the president of the Dr. Margaret Andersen, vice "This [program] spells out pretty Both George and Andersen said leaning toward eac h o th er replaces the state board of education. provost for this university, said usual family photo. clearly what classes to take and makes they don't foresee any problems with Eight of the 32 trustees are appointed agreements of this kind are common it lot easier for the students," he The man behind the dark wood desk a the agreement. In fact, in the past by the governor, and the remaining 20 are between universities and community said. wears a bl11e and gold ti e and a UD lapel students who partake in this type of elected by the board for six-year terms. coll eges. As part of the agreement, courses pin . And he " knows program have the same graduation Roselle said tru stee candidates are She added that one of the reasons at DelTech wo uld be made a ll th at 's go ing on rate as other students at the university, the agreement was made is because comparable to those at the university. 111 the wo rld ," George said. DeiTech provides the university with Each course at DeiTech will have to acco rding to hi s First in a three-part series Schiavelli said majors such as the largest amount of transfer include certain content to be ass ist a nt , Caro l general agriculture, family and looking at the structure o( students . guaranteed credit at the university, Hadden. community se·rvices and civil Uf)'s "We see [DelTech] students as Schiavelli said. But Pres ident gm·emmcllf engineering are being considered for • potentially our students and provide George added it is the faculty that Da vid P . Roselle is inclusion in the program within th e them with the services necessary to wi II ensure the success of the next year. mo re modest. considered o n the basis of their " By no means do I "accomplishment." k no w everything Andrew Kirkpatrick, the chairman of ROSELLE that's going on," ~e the board, was a little bit more specific. s aid , while "We look for a variety of qualities," he compulsively rubbing an imaginary spot said. "Obviously, we want people who can off the desk wi th his thumb. execute good judgment. That's the " I tend to know about things that are a preeminent quality." li ttle non-rout ine, w he re people want to A little more than a third of the trustees Goodbye, do so me t h i ng a nd th e re 's no clearly are alumni. Roselle said a lack of insider established path for how they can do it." knowledge is not a problem and th at non­ Rosell e. who has been president since alumni bring a diversity of ideas. tax forms. 1990, sau.i he spe nds most of hi s time in "Any lack of knowledge is easy to deal meeti ngs a n d o n e-mail " problem with,'' he said, "and it's a fair trade for the solving.'' fact that they ' ve had a whole lot of Hello, " I take somebody wh o's experiencing experiences in life that they can bring." some difficulty of some kind or another, Roselle said the trustees usually side and try to advance them a little bit ahead with the university. TeleFile'f of where they would be otherwise. "In many cases, the university's policy "Sometimes that ta k e s the form of is motivated by questions the trustees l ./ / raising mo ney, o r sometimes it takes the have asked. The ad ministration goes out, / fo rm of movi ng some bureaucracy away." fusses around, comes back and says, As always, in typical Rosellian speech, 'Here' s o ur best thinking about it.' And he fai led to gi ve a concrete example of then they'll say, ' That looks pretty what he does during the work week. "It good.'" varies,'· he said. Kirkpatrick said the majority of trustee -, R oselle als o refused to reveal such decisions concern where and how much ·.•, information as how many e-mail messages 'money to spend. In the Fall take ...... he got in a day o r what time he fat to his Disc ussio n can revo l ve around ..,. offi ce. "competing interests," Kirkpatrick said, This vagueness is not unusual from the such as argu ing which discipline most This year, millions will man who. for the most part, determines needs a new bui lding. Brazilian · ; ~ the university' s structure. The board meets biannuall y to discuss file their tax returns by •• While other universities have a and vote on university policy. Smaller horizo ntal structure , in which many committees on specific topics, such as phone- using TeleFile, Portuguese people report directly to the president, this finance, academics, buildings or societal, a free service from the univers ity operates with a vertica l meet about four_times a year. (POIU 105. M-F 9:05A.M.) structure. Recommendations are filtered Kirkpatrick said the committee process IRS. The call is easy .,'' through deans, vice presidents or vice is "vital to the function of the board." ... provosts, who then report to the provost For example, the fi nance committee and refunds are fast. '• • Portuguese is among the ten most ,,' ~ and the executive vice president. will call on the un iversity treasurer to Check your mail for a •·,. The provost has control over the report and "quiz him about what' s going widely-spoken languages in the world, ' . academics , student life and research , on ." The committee will then TeleFile booklet. ''• being a native language in South : ~4 while the executive vice president is "brainstorm" on questions that may arise • respon s ible for administration, the as a re sult. America, Europe, Africa, and the Far :~ treasurer and services. Although any trustee can come up with iiiTeleFile East. "·~• Roselle, the provost and the executive a recommendation , tlie committees are It's free . It's fut. It works . · ~ I '• vice president, floormates in Hullihen responsible for mo s t o f the m . These • It is always a lot of fun. "• Hall, usually discuss proposals together. recommendation s a re then presented ~.,8i Department of the Treasury ,•,•• I ntemal Revenue Service Most of the approvals Rose.lle makes during the full board meetings '\nd taken ~tii!fJ • A knowledge of a little Spanish goes a http ://www .in. ustreu. gov "...• are over expenditures. However, he said, to vote. long way in this course. .••.,• his approval is usually assumed because If a recommendation is urgent, the • Same Instructor all 5 days he has been aware of the proposal process. executive committee can take actiori in ,.••·~•, Though Roselle may be privy to a lot of between full board meetings. • At UCLA, Portuguese was the favorite information, it is ultimately the Board of ::· • language of the student-athletes. .I •.,! Goodbye, tax forms. • You can correspond via e-mail with : ~ Hello, Telefilef Brazilian students. :~ J

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DiGregorio add ed that most of Vita Nova's staff will be another turn of the tables." The student-run restaurant graduating too. Currently, the staff rotates 17 positions in the Vita Nova's recent surge in business has surprised the staff. restaurant among 33 students daily. About half of the students will "We knew the restaurant would take off, but we did not expect won't be open for graduation be graduating, b ut spaces will be filled by new and returning this mucll success," Lynch said students for next year, DiGregorio said. "I have to give credit lO the students. They put o ut a consistent BY CHER YL SMITH Come September, the chefs will be back at work, and the quality product and service." Staff Report.r cooking extravaganza will not stop at just tomatoes. The student employees of Vita Nova do not receive a paycheck Student chefs spend 14 hours of painstaking labor and Unlike the Scrounge and other fast food eateries on campus, Vita for their time and effort, but they have a great time learning how a preparation oven-roasting a fresh herb tomato to perfection. Nova, located on the second floor of the Trabant University Center, restaurant runs, DiGregorio said. . This is no ordinary tomato. offers entrees such as pan-seared salmon with pine nuts and ravioli "This is very demanding, but the students give II 0 percent,'' But these tomatoes, along with other hot entrees such as with duck confit. Lynch said. "It would not happen without them." tenderloin steak and chicken, will not be available on the busiest As the countdown to graduation nears its end, reserving a table Appetizers, salads, desserts and the lunch buffet at Vita Nova are ,, day of the year for Newark restaurants. By graduation day, Vita at the university's newest restaurant is becoming harder. enjoyed by the university community as well as the surrounding Nova's doors will be closed. Vita Nova has been so s uccessful that the waiting list for Newark area, Lynch said. "Most people tend to forget the restaurant is a class," said reservations is slowly growing, with bookings scheduled about a "We even get a few customers from Wilmington on occasion," executive chef Joe DiGregorio, an instructor for Vita Nova within week ahead of time, said general manager Jim Lynch, who is also he added. the Hotel , Restaurant and Institutional Management [HRIM] an HRIM instructor. The HRIM department has not develope d a curricul um for program. "We follow the same curriculum, just like any other Lynch said Vita Nova gets between two to six reservati·ons summer or winter sessions, but there may be one in the future. class." overbooked daily for lunch and dinner. If no one cancels, Lynch Right now, their hours are pretty much dictated by ·c lass schedules, Because students will not be availab le to work there, the said, the wait could be more than a week. Lynch said. • restaurant will close its doors at the start of finals week, May 21, "We only have a 65-seat capacity," DiGregorio said. " Most and remain closed until the fall. people take their lunch hour break and stay, so we can't make

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BY ELIZABETH BEUKEMA building. Delaware Avenue, behind the class, founded two anti-hate groups Sraff Rbox, a peanut butter and jelly keep their bodies going." A house being built on Corbit Street construction occurred, he said. volunteer help, Smith said, the Home ''They have donated $22,500 to this sandwich, an apple, and a bag of Stacy Witalis, a sophomore by the Newark chapter of Habitat for "In the end of March the basement Builders Association will also house, along with as many volunteers potato chips. dietetics major, eats around her Humanity has resumed construction walls got waterproofed which allowed contribute by trying to get discounts as they can get," Smith said. But now, co liege students are schedule. "It all depends on how much after flooding problems came to an end us to start framing the house," Smith from suppliers. Meanwhile, the campus chapter of scrambling to fit a nutritious meal into work I have. I' II do my work before I last week, said Kevin Smith, executive said. " It would usually cost about Habitat for Humanity is working on sched ules already crammed with eat " director of the New Castle County Workers on the project have never $50,000 to build this house," Smith volunteer recruitment and fundraising. classes and schoolwork. When students restrict the number chapter of Habitat for Humanity. set a specific date of completion, said. "Through professional services The chapter has pledged to raise It is extremely important that of meals they eat, they compromise The New Castle County chapter, in Smith said. "With the help of the and suppliers from the Home Builders $5 ,000 and is currently $ 1, I 00 short of students have three meals a day, said nutritional value, Manning said. ''They conjunction with the university Home Builders Association we could Association, the cost will go down to their goal. Administrative Dietitian for Dining may set themselves to overeat at the chapter, is building a home for Barbara be done by July and August." $35,000." Jody Kelly, vice president and Services, Debbie Miller­ next meal or find themselves Thornton and her family at 27 Corbit Patricia Powers, president of the Martelli Builders, a member of the fundraising chair of the university Lewandowski. munching on snack foods," she said. St. university chapter, said now that the Home Builders Association, is helping chapter of Habitat for Humanity, said, Skipping meals deprives the body The unhealthy eating habits that When the house was excavated in contractors have finished with the electricity, plumbing and "We are planning on doing another of important sustenance and results in students adapt in college tend to stay January, the area became a poor waterproofing, volunteers can start cementing. concert and we are doing canning at improper nourishment, she said. "It with them for life, Manning said. drainage site because of the excess dirt. working on the site. "With the help of volunteers [the local grocery stores." can lead to lack of energy and a lower " Habits are hard to break,'' she After pouring the cement basement in "Finally this past week, the entire Martelli Brothers] will do siding and Working as a volunteer, she said, metabolism which slows a person said. Students should establish healthy early February, a month and a half of house was framed," Powers said. interior work," Smith said. allows her to "help people who want to down." lifesty les in college or they may end rai ny conditions caused excessive mud "They had work days all this week and The Home Builders Association be helped." Carolyn Manning, associate up with a lifestyle not conducive to and water damage in the basement, then they started the roof. One week have had volunteers on site, but those That volunteer spirit is what makes professor of nutrition and dietetics, nutritious eating. which delayed the waterproofing ago the first floor decking was done volunteers "couldn't do the hard things these projects possible. Smith said, said, "When a person decreases the All over campus, Dining Services process, Smith said. with a lot of help from Stanley like framing," Powers said. "The campus chapter is their own non­ amount they eat, they do not get tries to meet the neecj;; of students who profit organization and they have done enough calories and the body begins cannot find time for lunch. a great job organizing it." to adapt to conserve energy. A good meal is available at any "They support what e are doing. "Fewer meals mean not enough location on campus, Miller­ OPEN INVITATION TO UNIVERSITY COI\IlMUNlTY They are getting the word out that nutrients for good health. It Lewandowski said. there is a need for decent housing." compromises the body's resistance to Students can find everything from Smith said he would like to di sease," she said. Because the CorTTrission to Promote Racial and Cultural Diversity is interested in Healthy Choice turkey sandwiches to continue to find projects to work on. the c:arrpus' perception and appreciation for all people, a survey was conducted in Students do not need to eat fresh fruit, soup, and salads at various Mard1 of 1996 to help the Cormission better understand the campus d imate for "We want to try to find one house a traditional meals to receive the proper dining locations, she said. diverse groups. The survey was aclmnistered to a stratified random sa!TlJie of year to work on every year." amount · of nourishment, Miller­ For those on the run, Russell 1 T2f3 full-time efll)loyees and 2 ,314 full-time UD Newark campus students. Smith also said the New Castle Lewandowski said. "Some students Dining Hall offers Express Lunch and 1r-K.Ieed, you may have received one of our surveys. VIle seek now to gain a more County chapter would like to start a take breaks later in the day to eat Kent Dining Hall is open for c:orT1llete picture of our campus dimate and to that end rnerrt>ers of the ~s committee which would allow them to while others are 'grazers' who nibble continuous dining. "Students can get Diversity Unit are convening a series of focus groups during the Spring semester. build more houses. through the day." soup, salad, or pizza any time," she VVe invite you to attend one or more of these sessions to share your experienoes, "We have thought about forming There is nothing wrong with either said. discuss issues of concern and COilTTlent upon the responses received from the we and steering a committee with one or type of eater, she said. survey. Copies of the survey VIIi II be available at ead1 session. While finding time to munch for two campus chapters and local Freshman psychology major Alison many students is difficult , not churches," Smith said. Faculty, staff and stucJer:!ts are encouraged ~o attend the focus _groups ~ i <;*l VIIi II Waldman is one of many university everyone feels the time crunch. last for ninety rrinutes; light refreshments Will be served. Sessions are llrnted to "Maybe people in the local students struggling to find time to eat. Mike Bradsha'w, a sophomore fifteen persons because we want to discuss, in depth, pertinent survey findings, government could have them explore "I don' t eat lunch everyday, but I try criminal justice major, eats lunch share experiences and s~ ways in whid1 the campus dimat~ c:;:an be opportunities fo r land." to grab a quick snack, usually a bagel everyday. "Lunch: How can you not? i~ . The sessions .Will be ~ . ~. the confidentrality of from somewhere on campus," she Everyone needs to eat." individuals Vllill be maintained. 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< practices regularly on the North Mall every Friday

5 BY ALLISON SLOAN commitment to, Sorenson said. Street. Topless juggling ceased ~ Staff Rtporrer Most people just show up after this episode. '( It's Friday afternoon and the whenever they feel like it , he In the past, the club has s North Mall resembles an artillery said. performed at community events filled battlefield. Balls are flying, One of their strongest goals is such as Newark Community Day sticks are twirling and pins are to increase membership in the and Agricultural Day, and at sailing through the air. near future . Depending on the places such as the Jewish But this chaos isn ' t part of weather, the club can have Community Center and the Arden some bizarre war training- it's anywhere froin three to 25 people Fair. They hope to continue to be an average meeting of the practicing on the Mall. involved in community events, Juggling Club, an official student Sorenson said he read about particularly non-profit groups. organization. the c lt!b in an ariicle in The Antal said that children really The club, which has existed for Review befo re he came to the love the club and enjoy learning 15 years, practices on the North university. That s ummer he how to juggle. The club does Mall from 3 to 5 p.m. each taught himselr'how to juggle and these events free o f charge, but Friday. During meeti ngs, the has stayed involved ever since. sometimes gets donations to buy members simply dump out their Peter Antal, a graduate student new equipment. equipment a nd start juggling. and past president of the club, has Sophomore Alison Liechty said There are no rules, no speeches, been a member for several years. she learned to juggle in fourth no agendas. Just j uggling. He said the club is different every grade and joined the club when The club practices with pins , year in terms of activities and she came to school. She ended up balls, devil sticks, Chinese yo-yos even official status, depending on loving it. and even a unicycle that the president, but it always has a , Sorenson said traditionally the sophomore Nathan Sorenson , common thread - the love of club has had problems recruiting president of the club, received as juggling. fema le members. This year, ' a Christmas present. Different Sorenson recalled one hot Liechty and the ot he r female people find strengths in different spring day when a man surveying members of the club have he lped pieces of equipment depending on student life at campus wandered improve the situation. ~ their particular skills. by and asked the club a few In fact, Sorenson said he thinks " You don' t even need to know questions. After· he left, the juggling is for eve ryone and ,. how to juggle," Sore.nson said. male club members took off their encourages anyone wandering "Our members have all different shirts in response to the hea t. around campus on a Friday ~ skill levels and we'd love to teach Minutes latl!r, they looked up afternoon to stop by and throw a . anyone willing to learn." only to see the man they had few balls around. " The club is not one that many talked to previously s neaking THE REVIEW I Bob Weill people want to make a pictures of them from Main The university's Juggling Club once tried to go topless, President Nathan Sorenson says. That idea was jettisoned when a passer-by started taking photos of the group, he adds. . Norton. Manalo. Augustine. •j A: Wednesday • Bringing you features twice a week. • •j and Thursday • Only in The Review. :t

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continued from page A I that they'll be movtng on to "It's a tight space and there's a something nicer." lot of activity, but we 're trying our department has always been one of At the present moment, the best not to make delays. I don't the biggest problems among houses on West Delaware Avenue think we' re disrupting traffic flow I students, Iffland said. a re not in use, according to too much so far, but there may in , The shi fting of residences has I Cutrona. fact be some small traffic ' been aggravating for the math "The ho uses are totally gutted, problems," Cutrona said. graduate students, but they are so no one can work there until the Hollowell said the project is looking forward to being placed project is finished," he said. beneficial because "it gives the with the rest of the department and Although some traffic has been department of anthropology more into nicer offices, Iffland said. obstructed due to the two lanes space, the math department will be "Some of them weren ' t too being reduced to one lane during consolidated, and it will generally happy abo ut the move due to construction, facilities management just make the space much more timing," Iffland said, "but they and construction still considers the usable." know the move is temporary, and problem small, almost nonexistent. Connor 'keeping busy' a loaded gun. with senator position

continued from page A I constitution mandates that a senate seat left vacant by death must be filled within 4 1 days. "I knew I had to became her immediate focus. act quickly," she said. A friend helped Dori manage her "It doesn' t matter how bad a day you are having, you campaign, setting up all newspaper and radio can't have it," Dori said of her personal life. "The interviews, as did many of Bob's campaign workers. constit uents are what is important." "I felt like I might have an edge in the race because This team attitude made Dori the logical choice for Bob and I were everywhere. But I never counted my Bob's replacement- at least in his eyes. It would be a chickens before they were hatched," she said, admitting chance for her to keep busy, he told her, so the pain of that she did have some concerns. losing him would not be as bad. "When I pass on, I' m Her dedication is to Penn Acres, an area gone. You need to go on," he said. concentrated with many union workers. When voting To subtly encourage her to run, Dori said, Bob hid on bills in Dover, she said, it's important the district small notes all over their house. A month and a half remain her number one priority. after his death, she is still finding them. Whether she will run for re-election after she The couple first met whi le working at Carrie­ finishes this term, Dori does not know. Downey Elementary school, though both had earlier "I've only been in Dover three days. I have three and attended West Chester University. After keeping their a half years to go," she said. "It's frenzied down there, relationship a secret from both faculty and students for every decision you make affects people. I love it so far, months , Bob and Dori were married. "We were but I do need time for me. inseparable. We were almost one person," she said. Still, it's an adjustment. "I feel like I am just keeping After Bob's death, time was of the essence. State Bob's seat warm for him, but unfortunately, I'm not." consti tution mandates that a senate seat left vacant by a lit cigareHe. I COl X ..l

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April 22, 1997 AS

Earth Day is a time to examine how we live

Once again Earth Day is Jersey shut down. upon us, and as people As they follow trucks celebrate earthiness we carrying nuclear waste from should all think about how New England the caravan we impact and interact with of protesters w iII be the planet. More stopping at the Salem importantly we need to Reactor on April 28 at 3:00 decide how healthy these p.m. interactions are. Don't have that much As well as examining our time to devote? Then just own behaviors, now is the write a letter about an issue time to look at the that concerns you and mail behaviors of other members it to someone, preferably of our community. As someone who can do students we need to be something. especially watchful of the Need an issue? How university we attend and about the plans to dam a which, with out tuition, we tributary of White Clay fund. Creek and destroy a large Over the last year the area of park to build a university has made a reservoir that many number of earth-friendly environmental groups say is changes. Chief among these unnecessary. Try writing changes is the university's Tom Gordon, the county desire to put more and more executive. of their publications, which Want something a little before used up vast closer to home? Express amounts of paper, on the your support for the web. reinstatement of the We also support the Environmental Concerns Letters to the Editor Smith Hall computer site's Committee at the university. plain old pomposity as an opinion that I am a Muslim (a follower of use of recycled paper and The committee, which Rich's column scribbler got a little out of hand. Media biased In Islam) , and I am not an African would like to see this policy was disbanded two years irresponsible ignoring Waco American. Although I know many become standard university ago, was a university entity James Swiss Mus lims who are African wide, not just at the that existed. expressly to Mr. Rich, I usually don' t think Senior I am appalled by the one-sided Americans, I know many who aren't. computer sites but in copy discuss and deal with your editorials even deserve so much [email protected] coverage in today' s news and am Once, one of the white Muslim machines and everywhere environmental issues and as a second glance, let alone a reply, convinced the media is extremely students here was asked, "How come but your piece titled " If Nothing Towing operator bi ased and not objective. April 19 yo u are a Muslim? You are not else including in what their impact on the black!" publications the university university and campus. Else, Suicide is Respectable" from was the anniversary of the Waco the April 15 issue of The Review is deceitful about signs massacres and the Oklahoma City In the article, a Nation of Islam still does publish. Another way to get one of the worst pieces of tripe I' ve bombing. leader, Louis Farrakhan, was referred Although the university involved locally is to work ever had the displeasure of laying my After reading the article, "Eleven Herman and Chomsky's to as "an Islamic leader." The article seems to be becoming more with the Delaware eyes on during my unfortunate Cars towed from North Street Lot," propaganda model, as described in also implied that the Nation of Islam environmentally friendly Undergraduate Student acquaintance with The Review. in the April 18 issue of The Review, their book "Manufacturing Consent," represents one of the three Your piece was an unbelievably I was shocked by the lie that was has played itself out perfectly in this Abra hami c faiths , Judais m , we must continue to be Congress on their Main Christianity and Islam. These wary to ensure the process Street cleanups. irresponsible (I fear you may be told. instance. Because the Waco victims more intelligent than whoever it is American Towing owner Charlie were viewed as "unworthy," they are assertions and implications are not continues and so that no DUSC, in the spirit of that's in charge and actually Mooney was quoted as saying "but · given little or no coverage by the correct. ·back-sliding will occur. community relations and permitted your piece to be published) we posted signs three days in media. But because the Oklahoma The so-called "Nation of Islam" As well as being watchful environmental concern, is bit of "journalism." ad vance to give th e kids some City bombing victims were seen as differs with Islam in many we must also get involved if orgamzing community Before I go off on your piece, let warning." This is a flat out lie. " worthy" victims, the media drools fundamental issues. This movement we feel there is a problem service activities including me say that I'm well aware of the He claims that they posted signs over their deaths. Murder is murder. arose in the United States of America on Apri I 6, the day students returned in this century, as a reaction to the and make our voices heard. the Main Street cleanups. fact that what you write may be quite In both cases, dozens of innocent different from who you really are (in from spring break. I pulled into the men, women and children were oppression of African Americans by Today is Earth Day and Contact DUSC if you're fact I hope it is, otherwise I feel lot around 9:00 on the night of April murdered . So why does the media white Americans. the best time to get involved interested. sorry for you.) 6 and did not see head-nor-tail of any "obsess" over the Oklahoma City The Nation of Islam picked up IS now. If you 're really interested, I would first like to ask - is it a towing signs. When I got there that bo mbing annive rsary but not the some ideas of Islam and convoluted them to suit their specific purposes. Tonight at 8 :00 in the then get involved and stay fact that you really, trul y have th ~ night, there was already a semifull Waco Massacre? Could it be the Trabant University Center's involved! Join SEAC, gall to submit your own personal lot. media is stupid and simply forgot? In fact, some of their beliefs, like "a Now you tell me, and use your black scientist created the white multipurpose room the Greenpeace, Green thoughts, and shallow ones at that, Perhaps the government does not on such subjects which are nothing common sense, wh y would anybody want to be reminded of its race" and implying the superiority of Student Environmental Delaware or any other more than the early ro t of o ur in their right mind park in that lot if destruction and murder of a religious the bl ack race over white, are Action Committee 1s group that can help you decaying Western civilization? those towing signs were there? group by federal FBI and BATF egregiously antithetical to those of sponsoring a concert make the changes you seek. I got the feeble bit of sarcasm you If you think about it, look at the agents. However, the media loves Islam. The Holy Book of Islam, the featuring Antje Duvekot. If none of these were attempting to convey in your lot now: are there any cars there? glorifying dead bureaucrats - those Qur' an , openly declares, " 0 As well as being able to piece, but from one of us on campus No; the reason is because people people who live off other people's humankind! We created you from a organizations share your single (pair), of a male and a female, relax and li sten to some concerns than start your who is a real adult human (meaning now see the signs that were put up on taxes. In simple terms, the message I one who actually engages in April9. get is that the media thinks and made you into nations and tribes, music you'll be able to sign own group. intellectual activity outside of my 12 What makes this lie even worse is so that you may know one another a petition protesting the We must get involved, hours in the classroom) I would like that I went and got my car on April 7 (not that you may despise one construction of an however. Over the last year to express a bitter sense of disdain to go to the grocery store and there The message I get is another). Verily the most honored of incinerator at Pigeon Point the increase in the number for your ninth-grade level weren' t any signs up. you in the sight of God is the one in Wilmington. of environmental issues that intellectualizing. Yes, of course I'm My friends parked in that lot on that the media thinks (who is) most righteous of you ." not forced to read your stuff, but in April 8, and there still weren' t any (Translation from the Qur'an, 49: 13.) You'll also be able to get affect the local community s1gns . government can do no The Nation of Islam also believes information about a letter the interest of humanity (one of my has been stupendous. last priorities) DON ' T ADD TO If signs were posted on April 6, wrong while religious that some of their leaders, like the writing campaign to support Everything from the THE PROBLEM! why was everyone shocked beyond late Elijah Mohammed, had special the Siskiyou Project to save Newark traffic problem and There' s so much fluff thrown belief when they walked past and groups are better left connections with God, and many old-growth forests. its ties to pollution to the around the media, and since for saw cars being towed out the lot on dead and forgotten. believe him as a prophet - whereas Even better is the fact possibility of an incinerator many people The Review is. April9? Muslims believe that Muhammad, It just so happened that I was who passed away about I ,400 years that the $3.00 you pay to being built in Wilmington, unfortunately, the only thing they read on a regular basis, give them walking to the gym on April 9. government can do no wrong while ago, (peace be on him) was the last get in the door will be to the problems with the something they can chew on. Don' t around I :30 p.m., and saw that cars religious groups are better left dead prophet of God. donated to charity. Salem Nuclear Power Plant describe to me, in a public forum, the were being towed. My first reaction and forgotten. Although I profess no It may be illuminating for the If a more traditional in New Jersey can directly thoughts which go through your head was that those two cars were broken religious inclinations, it seems to me careful reader to read the protest is what you're affect everyone who lives which have no place but in a down . When my friend went to that this is a matter of propaganda, autobiography of Malcolm X if personal journal. People write things check to see if his car had been not truth seeking. Nonetheless , he/she wants to know what the looking for, you can join a nearby. Nation of Islam truly was/is about. group of protesters striving With so many issues we like that in diaries precisely because towed, out of sheer curiosity, sure wrongdoing was done in both cases. no one else should read it. Don' t you enough, it had. This is when I, and However, I have yet to see the killers He, who was one of the most famous to get the Salem Nuclear have to be aware and we get embarrassed? many others became aware that they of the Waco massacre indicted or champions of the Nation of Islam, Reactor in nearby New have to be heard. Lastly, and VERY, VERY were towing from the lot. brought to justice yet (Janet Reno, later chose to renounce his seriously, I'm going to say I don't know if you can see the Bill Clinton et al.). Why aren't the associati on with it and became a something truly mean to you. common sense behind it. Why would media asking those questions? Muslim. If you haven't already had the anyone, who already couldn' t afford experience, I hope that some day you to pay for a parking sticker and Mal)' Szterpakiewicz Enam Ahmed Chowdhury think seriously about suicide or didn ' t want to risk parking on Escondido, California Graduate Student know somebody close who is campus in fear of getting a ticket, [email protected] enam@ udel.edu EDITORIAL BOARD thinking about su an attempt, and park their car in a lot with three after that, I hope you think back to posted no-parking signs, knowing Nation of Islam IS Mark Jolly Editorial Editor what you wrote in your piece. the consequences of their actions Shawn Mitchell Assistant Editorial Editor I assure you, the sense of utter would be $100 to get your car back.? not true Islam Leanne Milway Editor in Chief Tell me the answer to that. Peter Bothum Executive Editor nausea that will overcome you as Leo Shane III Copy Desk Chief you think of the words "suicide is I am not attacking The Review or It is commendable that The Robert Armengol City News Editor respectable" will be like no emotion thi s report in any way. I just wanted Review has published the article Scott Goss Senior Staff Reporter you've ever felt. you to see that a big, fat lie was told. "Rally sparks unity in Philly" in the Kelly Brosnahan Managing News Editor If you're actually intelligent To be honest, I would appreciate if April 15 issue to uphold racial Robert Kalesse Entertainment Editor enough to debate the merit or the you could send me a full address for harmony in the United States. Jill Cortright Entertainment Editor possibly heroic nature of the suicidal Mr. Mooney of American Towing. I John Chabalko Photography Editor However, there is a mi stake· in the act, you'd know that the opinion would like to give him a piece of my article. It seemed to have equated the The editorial board meets before each deadline to debate page of The Review is the last place mind. "Nation of Islam ," a religion a topic selected by The Review staff. Simple majority to do so. As I mentioned before, I followed by some thousands of determines the editorial staffs stance on each issue. don't know the real you; you may be Domergue Wescott African Americans, and Islam, the a really cool fellow for all I know. Sophomore religion of a billion people of every But you'll have to forgive my bile. 67897@ lldel.edu race and color world wide. The I think your irresponsibility and reason I'm conc.erned about this is

'] I April 22, 1997 A9

When coming Tiger Woods is not God! out is just PR

have the giants be willing to pay lungs. I'll call the man the messiah. about skipping college and joining ; Matt What bothers me is the media's I respect his talent, just like I the pros. Football is the same way. 1 Mike $300 billion? Not really, when you get down Manochio constant portrayal of Tiger as the cure respect a Brien Taylor, who can hurl Golfs a different story. It's rare ' Rich to it. First of all, C. Everett Koop, for everything evil in the world. I've a 98-mph fastball. Remember Bri en? for a young kid to achieve such : former surgeon general, has noted read that people ·have said Tiger wi ll He was su pposed to be the New York prominence during his first year on ' Lost in the change humanity as we know it. Yankees pitching phenom a few Happy that this total amounts to about Big City the pro circuit. It's even rarer for the ' Thoughts $28,000 per death, a paltry fee, Really? The guy's an athlete . He years ago. He was fresh out of high player to be black. Tiger is both and : considering just the medical hasn't found the cure for AIDS, nor school, le ft-handed, and could throw has the potential to open the golf' expenses incurred by the states as has he solved religious turmoil in baseballs by batters at intense speed. doors to a younger generation and to Tiger Woods. Tobacco companies may be a result of smoking-related illness. Israel. If Tiger can go to the Gaza There are other phenoms too. Any more minorities. I respect that. Tiger Tiger Woods will do for golf what coming out of the closet, Furthermore, such an strip and get Benjamin Netanyahu sport has them. Basketball always has is even using some of his money to Jesus did for religion. admitting guilt in tobacco-related agreement allows the tobacco and Yassir Arafat to kiss, then maybe a couple of amazing kids thinking benefit inner city kids and make Tiger Woods. deaths nation-wide. Likewise, companies to reap a public them aware of golf. One touch from Tiger will heal all Ellen Degeneres, and her relations success they clearly do When Tiger figures out how to put cancer and reunite estranged lovers. si milarly named character on her not deserve. Sticking to their a golf course in the middle of the Tiger Woods. TV show, have come o ut or will guns, however, the attorney Bronx and not disrupt rush-hour I am Tiger Woods. soon be doing so. generals may be able to inflict a traffic during a playoff, maybe I'll Actually, I am sick of Tiger Both of these events are being fitting punishment upon the change my outlook. Woods. heralded as sweeping alterations tobacco companies. But until then, the man is a role Dear dad, I know yo u have been a By settling, these state model, a media-generated superstar. to American society. Ellen would golfer since the game was invented representatives would be taking Like so many other celebrity athletes, be the first high-powered and will disown me for what I am the easy way out, much as Disney he dropped out of school to make television star to come out , while about to write. And seeing that I need and Ellen Degeneres are in millions. That's right, Tiger didn' t her character would be the first a place to live upon graduation, I ask deciding the direction of her attend his fourth year at Stanford. He gay main character on a prime­ that you put thi s newspaper down show. While she must <.:ertainly be elected to make some money. I don't • time show. and go golfing. For I am sick of the Tobacco companies, on the commended for the courage of her blame him, but at th e same time I' man Sports Illustrated is touting as won' t place him in the category of; other hand, are finaily going to personal admissio n of possibly being the best golfer ever. homosexuality, particularly in an the 25 most important people on the · fess up to their incredible history It' s true, Tiger is a good golfer, industry which frowns upon open planet. Face it, the guy doesn't need . of lies, deception, and immoral OK, a great golfer for his age. homosexuality, the move by an education; an accountant would be . business practices. Each Tiger, at 21, who has African, Disney, which owns ABC, isn' t more fitting. revolution, of sorts, has inspired Asian and Native-American blood exactly ri sky . He is an entertainer for a sports­ great joy among those who feel runnin' through his Nike veins, was They have agreed to allow the crazed society. He fits in perfectly · cigarette makers have consistently able to win a very prestigious game episode to be run, but it contai ns with a nation of people who place wronged America, and those who of golf, whereupon he gained even little which should truly shock physical feats above intellectual ones. believe that prime-time television more endorsements deals and anyone. For instance, Ellen Yes, Tiger will be on cereal boxes, is too conservative in its " ri sk­ increased his net worth to some crazy doesn ' t actually physically do have a shoe named after him and taking." number around $60 million. anything risque with any other probably be the focus of a Unfortunately, though. with a At the same moment that Tiger woman. No McDonalds Happy Meal at some little closer look sank his final put in Augusta, I, 21, kissing point. at both of these went to the MAC machine on Main (which was But please, stop cramming Tiger major news Another mark Street and found that my balance was done first on down our throats and telling us he is stories, we see about $134.94 cents. I am not Tiger will be notched R oseanne , more important than David Ho, the that things Woods. I don' t know who the Nike anyway) or country's top AIDS researcher, or aren't quite as people are trying to foo l. on the wall, but anything of someone whose ability benefits revolutionary as But what bugs me about Tiger­ the sort. society in some fashion other than they may seem. mania is not the fact that Tiger is a First off, let's no one's going to In fact , the sinking putts, throwing baseballs, or , good golfer. I admire hi s ability to examine the future going way down town. have to face the direction of whack a ball the size of a kidney tobacco stone 300-plu s yards, and cause a Xavier Everett Patton III the show has 250 Perkins Student Center Matt Manochio is a managing co mpan ies bunch of roped-off yokels to shout, real truth. b e e n Newark, DE 19716 Magazine editor for The Review. decision to "Get in the hole!'' at the top of their come out of the described as Send stuff to [email protected]. clo et. shying away from dating issues. While reports are still quite True, Ellen has never been about preliminary, the gist of the news dating, but nevertheless, the story is that the 22 state attorney opportunity presented here to affect some real change seems too United States must help prosecute generals who have filed suit against the major tobacco good to be passed by. companies have entered into talks So, it appears that th e two with the heads of these companies biggest coming out parties of the Bosnian war criminals in order to come to some sort of year are far from genuine. Sure, settlement. the hype is all there. We' re told Early statements indicate that that television will change one of the results of a settlement forever, and that the tobacco to deter future genocide by punishing election issue. as well. But America should may be a $300 billion fund which companies will never be able to Dave the guilty. But now that he has been re­ intervene in the most extreme cases, would be used to pay for tobacco­ operate the same way again. Newsome The Nazis are not the only ones elected, Clinton needs to plan a such as against genocide, to punish related medical expenses over the Deep down, though, below the who have committed it and will not strategy for apprehending the war and deter others. next 25 years. Furthermore, the surface, nothing much will be the last. The Bosnian Serbs have crimes suspects. Unfortunately, this Yet, in Bosnia it has not been Dr. committed genocide as well , and is a risky issue because such an done and the Clinton administration s tate attorney generals are change. Another mark will be Strangelove promising to exact other, notched on the wall, but no one's peace in Bosnia will not be possible operation wou ld likely resu lt in some has avoided admitting genocide even unnamed reforms on the entire going to have to face the real unless th ose gui lt y are justly people, including Americans, being took place, fearing the possible truth . America won ' t have to punished, preventing ot her potential ki lied. It also would not surprise me public o utrage for them to do industry. Sometime later this year , . I really face the not-so-ugly truth war criminals from doing it again. if Serbian extremists retaliated with somet hmg. , This capitulation by the President Bill Clinton will likely face about homosex uality, and big Former Bosnian Serb President terrorist attacks against Americans. The worst possible scenario for • tobacco giants comes after a long the most important decision of hi s business won' t have to deal with Radovan Karadzic and Bosnian Serb And that, is the inherent danger of Clinton would be if he orders : period of pressure to compromise. life whether he will put American the responsibility of their immoral General Ratko Mladic planned, such an operation, that the American American soldiers to go after the war; All of the tension came to a head lives at risk in order to arrest indicted acts. ordered and carried out the public may not be capab le of criminals and then encounters heavy • recently when the smallest of the war criminals in the fo rmer Status quo all around. It 's not systematic liquidation of Croats and toleratmg casualties because they U.S. casualties and a loss of publi<.: : tobacco companies admitted to Yugoslavia. so much a coming out party as a Muslims. The worst atrocity of all sti II suffers from the effects of the support coupled by demands for a : knowledge about the cancer­ Nearly a year and a half after causing and addictive agents in debutante ball. occurred in June 1995, when the UN­ Vietnam Syndrome. Americans have quick withdrawal. American troops were deployed as protected "Safe Area" Srebrenica simply lost fait h and trust in their However, America's fai lure to : cigarettes. They even admitted to part of an international peacekeeping Mike Rich is a weekly was overrun by the Serbs. There is government a nd have become puni sh war crimi nals will only : targeting teenagers in advertising. force , Bosnia-Herzegovina remains a columnist for The Review. Happy evidence indicating that between skeptical, if not cynical, about undermine it's own credibility and . Finally, the company accused the bitterly divided nation and is likely other tobacco giants of similar Thoughts appears every Tuesday. 6,000 to 10,000 unarmed Muslims military intervention in foreign sense of moral worth in the eyes of; to return to war if that force pulls out were massacred on their orders. nations. the world and appease further guil t. as planned before the summer of Isn' t it a great victory, then, to However, there is no evidence the Now the question remains if this aggression, including genocide. 1998. Bosnian Croats and Bos nian nation is willing to sacrifice Nevertheless, some Americans The reason is because there really Muslims American li ves could care less about genocide, is not a genuine peace in Bosnia, but commi tt ed for causes where judging that it is not worth the risk or merely a temporary truce among the genocide. This is Fighting genocide is our national in our interests. But they miss the big factions. because their interests may not picture, fighting genocide is in our Under the Dayton Accords (the war crimes were in our long-term be necessarily at long-term interests. Our failure to do peace treaty that fo rmerly ended the not orchestrated stake. But when so now will allow future aggressors war in Bosnia), indicted war from the top. interests. Our failure it comes to the to graduall y eat away at the criminals are supposed to be arrested Nonetheless, all to do so now will issue of international system. and extradited to the International sides are guilty genocide, the Eventually, this erosion will Criminal Tribunal for the Former of war crimes allow future United States has directly threaten our interests and Yugoslavia in the Hague. and sho uld be both a moral and America will finally have to make a.. There is a good reason for that: justly punished. aggressors to legal obligation stand, but at a much hi gher cost in true peace can not exist without Yet, in reality, gradually eat away to intervene. human lives. justice. In the case of Bosnia­ Dayton is Genocide did This mu st not be allowed to happen. : Herzegovina, this is even more nothing more at the international occur in Bosnia. But the international community · important because it includes the than a Both the United needs leadership, and America is the : worst of all possible war crimes­ convenient hoax , system. Nations as well world's only superpower with the ; genocide. vaguely created as human right will and capability to adequately · Yet in Bosnia, the exact opposite in order to forge a consensus among organizations, such as Amnesty fight war crimes in Bosnia. : has happened. Instead of removing the international community to end International and Helsinki Watch, Unfortunately, credibility and ; these murderous hate-mongers from the war. have overwhelming documented leadership are something o ur . power, the international community In practical terms, the vagueness evidence to prove it. scandal-ridden president may already ; tolerates them. was quite useful in convincing all The United States is also a lack . Finding the strength to : How can one except true peace to sides to agree and to allow the signatory of the UN' s Convention on persuade the American public to the • exist under those conditions? If deployment of American troops. the Prevention and Punishment of the cause of arresting war criminals may ; anything, the last year and half of Fearing heavy casualties if they tried Crime of Genocide, and is, therefore, prove to be impossible. Let us hope peace has only hardened the hatred. to arrest war criminals, the legally bound to help arrest and it is not, and that Dayton 1995 wi II It seems as if the world has forgotten international peacekeeping force has punish Bosnian Serb war criminals. not lead to a repeat of Munich 1938. · the lessons learned at Munich and avoided the issue. This doesn't mean that America Nuremberg from World War II. Avoiding the war crimes issue must be the world's policeman and Dave Newsome is a former staff Of course, the most extreme was also convenient for President intervene in every ethnic conflict reporter and guest columnist for The case of genocide is the Holocaust. Clinton's re-election. By ending the where war crimes are committed. Review. Send e-mail to Failing to stop it from taking place, war in Bosnia without shedding That wouldn't be practical and other [email protected]. the international community sought American blood, it became a moot countries should be expected to· help

I \, \ A 10 • THE REVIEW • April 22, 1997 Student fights Colorado Ski Company towing continued from page A I Marchman. He said the company the sign installed at the entrance Newark Police officer Mike location to have a free parking lot. parking," he said. "A [towing fee] is cannot get its story straight and April 7 and he replaced it the night Hardgrove, Charlie Mooney said. He pointed out that students in cheaper than a parking fee." alderman's court, Townsend said. In labels all three statements false. of Apri I 18, he said. Jacqueline Mooney said the Pencader dorms really do not have a Marchman said he will not place court, a city solicitor would seek He said he saw no signs when he Mooney said enough signs were company ' s c ustomer service is convenient place to park. too much emphasis on getting restitution for the car owners along parked his car between 3 and 4 a.m. st ill posted in accordance with the above average. "Anybody treated "They have the Towers and Ray reimbursement. " As long as with a fine for the owner of the lot. April 8. parking ordinance despite the rudely was rude first ," she said. Street," he said, "but they don't have somebody hears me knocking on the Allied Properties owns the Jacqueline Mooney said, " No, vandalism. The ordinance states that Citing examples of exemplary any place to park without [taking] a door," he said. Colorado Ski Company parking lot he's very wrong. He's just pissed off one sign must be posted for every 50 relations with customers, Mooney long walk." Students inquiring about the on the corner of North Street and [and] trying to get hi s money back." cars. said he released one student's car Charlie Mooney summarized the petition can e-mail Marchman at North College Avenue . Frank Students whose cars were towed Drivers jammed the 63-space after receiving only $50. American situation in this way: smarch @udel.edu. Acierno, the New Castle County and residents of North Street, who parking lot with 101 cars this Towing charges $75 for towing and "They got a half year of free developer whose name graces the witnessed the towing, disagree with semester, Mooney said. He added $25 for each day of storage. arena in the Bob Carpenter Center, the towing company. that American Towing originally Marchman' s father said refunding owns the property. La' Whan Yancy, a junior, said placed four signs in the lot. the money would be the right thing The owner of American Towing her car was also lowed from the "I' d rather deter you than tow to do, but described his son's and Recovery, Jacqueline Mooney, Colorado Ski lot April 9. The you," Mooney said. "[In] 20 years, I chances as "nil to none." said Allied Properties contacted her chemical engineering major said she can ' t imagi ne how many times Charlie Mooney said his company about clearing the lot of cars and would definitely sign Marchman's we've been challenged. We've never tries to accommodate customers garbage a week before the towing petition. lost. " whenever possible. took place. She said police had not Yancy parked in the lot between City councilman Gerald J. Grant, "I want to set the record straight," contacted her about an investigation. I 0:30 and II p.m. the night before District 6, said those who chose to he said. "We' re not out to kill these NEED According to ordinance No. 97-2, the towing and said she did not see park in the lot knew the ri sks they kids. A lot of st udents are Do You signs informing violators of towing any s1gns. were taking. misinformed and not aware of the must be posted 24 ho urs prior to North Street residents said they " If you dance to the music," laws." removing vehicles from private don ' t remember seein g any signs Grant said, "you've got to pay the He said American Towing is not property. posted before April 9. . piper." to blame for the ·students' parking EXTRA CASH? The towing company said they Keith Casey, a senior physical Marchman said, "I know it's a problems. "We're only doing what notified violators well in advance, education major who lives at 12 risk parking on private property, we' re told," he said , adding that it is but the stories of management and North St. , said the company posted [but] if you' re going to tow people's the responsibility of student employees regarding when the signs no signs on the fence unti I early cars, give them noti ce so [they] government to get the students were posted contradict. April 9, before 6 a.m. could move the stuff. cheaper parking and towing fees. Charlie Mooney, supervisor of Lucy Cotero, 72, has lived at 16 "I can see the signs now from my "The administrative people aren' t American Towing and Recovery, North St. her entire life. She did not room window. There were no signs, being ripped off," he added, " the Adecco is the \Vorld's largest Employment said he posted four signs in the lot see any signs either. "I' m here all I checked." students are." The university charges - on the fence, building and lot the time. I've been here [almost] 73 March man described the $ 133 for spring semester parking Service and we are right do\\on the street! entrance - between 9 and 9:30a.m. years," she said. "We didn' t see company as rude and cited its permits. April?. nothing , just [the car owners] treatment of customers as another Mooney suggested that studen! Positions available: Leslie Houser, who serves as parking." reason for his petition. government give a contract for the dispatcher and secretary for Jacqueline Mooney said s he Hi s father argued with Charlie universi ty's towing services to the Data Entry, Light Industrial American Towing and Recovery, believes the original signs were tom Mooney and his employees when he lowest qualified bidder. rviailroom, V.larehouse, ... and many more! said the signs were posted late night down after being posted. arrived to pick up his son's vehicle, He said they are trying to April 6. "Do you know how many signs he said. negotiate a deal with the university You pick the shift and the days you work James Clark, a driver at the we replace?" she said. " Half the Charlie Mooney said Marchman's for exclusive towing rights because company, said the company posted students at the University of father was irate. He said he told him they would treat the students better \Veekend work available as \Veil! signs the afternoon of April 7. Delaware probably have their rooms he would not be able to retrieve hi s than competing compani es. Clark said they began removing decorated with signs." car without a police officer present Marchman said the uni versity cars at about II :45 a.m. April 9. Vandals tore down two signs, because he felt threatened. should purchase the Colorado Ski One of those cars belonged to Charlie Mooney said. They removed Marchman's father returned with Company lot because it is a good FOR MORE INFO CALL ~ead f!~e ~eview. 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April 22, 1997 • B 1 Professor picks itchiest U.S. cities BY STEPHEN HUHN Staff Reporter Some use lotion to cure it. When sunburn has ruined the day, it's the next inevitable step in the recovery process. During the summer it's one of the leading caus­ es of discomfort next to the heat. What is it? Itchy skin. Itchy skin can ruin a vacation; it is cause for an uncomfortable day and can make for an embarrassing moment at the most inopportune time. Until now, not much has been done to find the reasons that may contribute to itchy skin and ways to prevent it, For The Record Part IT or at least, lessen the chances of getting it. However, Dr. Laurence S. Kalkstein, bead of the Synoptic Climatology Lab, has recently completed a study that details the specific weather conditions that cause itchy skin and compiled an index which reveals when these weather conditions exist in certain cities. A professor of climatology, Kalkstein makes it clear that be is not a meteorologist. Climatology, he says, is the study of weather and how it affects the human condi­ tion. It is an impact-oriented science that specifically gives information on how weather can affect health, he adds. Kalkstein, once a math student at Rutgers University, gravitated toward the geography department after realiz­ ing he liked to see the impact, and not the statistics, involved with climatology. Kalkstein started his teaching career at the University of California, Los Angeles, and has been teaching for 25 years. He carne to the university in 197 5 and soon after helped start the Synoptic Climatology Lab in the univer­ along with Svingali, victorious. competition, saying, ''I'm not a big sity's Center for CJjrnatic Research. Joy Poppers and Svingali As the Joy Poppers tore with a fan of battle of the bands. I look at it While he primarily enjoys teaching, Kalkstein wears vengeance into their fi rst song, the as a showcase for original music. many hats at the lab. He is also involved as a writer, edi­ audience was throttled with a style How do you judge art?" tor and consultant for organizations such as the U.S. move on to the final round of punk rock from the old days. Following the noise and energy of Environmental Protection Agency, the U.S. State Despite complaints from the band the Joy Poppers, unexpected partici­ Department and the National Institute on Health. He bas BY LAURA SANKOWICH follow were Braxton Hicks, Gangsta that they had to perform a few min­ pants Gangsta Pump gave a volatile appeared on the television programs "Crossfire," "NBC Staff Reporter Pump and Svingali. All were in utes early, Coslar's performance performance. The band's "availabil­ Nightly News," and he has co-authored two books on cli­ The second round of "For the competition for a chance to win 60 received a favorable response from ity" on short notice and "priority" mate research. Record," at the Stone Balloon began hours of studio recording time from the crowd as he prowled the stage over of a list of other bands, earned Kalkstein's work, which bas generated interest from with thunder Friday night. Balloon Records. beneath a swirl of multi-colored them the spot as replacements for media organizations such as Fox News, the Weather On the same stage where the When lead singer of the Joy lights. the previously scheduled Nero. Channel and the New York Times, has enabled the adorable, vel vet-voiced G-Love, Poppers Tim Coslar appeared on A comical moment of the dis­ For unknown reasons Nero can­ Synoptic Climatology Lab and the university to be at the with Special Sauce, played only a stage, with his face painted as if he gruntled band's performance includ­ celed at the last minute. The punky forefront of technology on ways to use climatology for few nights earlier, the Joy Poppers were ready for tribal warfare, no one ed a tribute by the band's drummer ska music they played included an better living. screamed, thrashed and swore their knew what to expect. At the end of Ers k to Schlitz beer. Based on Kalkstein's expertise and notability, in way through a half-hour set. Soon to the night, however, they emerged, Ersk commented on the night's see FINAL page B4

see KALKSTEIN page B4 Ag students horse around in class BY JESSICA THORN offers a selection of production cours­ ence major, agrees with Brian that the dissecting a cat thigh once, he could Staff Reporter es, including dairy production and students have to get beyond any not bring himself to eat a broiled While lecturing to a freshman raising cattle, sheep, swine and poul­ qualms they might have. chicken sandwich he ordered from the · class, a professor slits the throat of a try for sale on the market, which give "After a while you get desensi­ Scrounge because of the appalling , chicken. Blood splatters all over his the students bands-on training with tized," Mike says, "You know what similarity in appearance. hands, and as the convulsing body the animals. you have to do, so you go in and do "You'd be surprised how many of scrambles around on the floor, the Experiences like Brian's teach the it." us end up becoming vegetarians," professor wipes his forehead, smear­ students to learn to accept death and However, many of the students Brian adds. ing blood across his face. the dissection of animals as "part of have had to perform tasks they recall Death is not the only issue animal This was one of Brian Ladman's the business," Brian says but adds, "it as especially unpleasant. Brian says science majors have to get used to. In first experiences in the animal science takes a while to get used to ." the worst experience he had in his basic lab classes, students have to program. Any small animals . • !.• classes involved taking day-one "stick their bands up the rear ends of Brian, a senior in the College of blood samples from new-born chicks. cows," Brian says. Agriculture, says he will never forget Hands on Stm· .11ls: Their veins were too small at that In fact, he is certified in the artifi­ this first lab experience in point to bleed them with syringes, he cial insemination of cows, after par­ Introduction to Animal Science. First in a series ai.;,•Jt recalls, so the students had to cut off ticipating in a 16-hour, weekend-long "Of course, half the people were their heads and collect their blood in course. career trainin~.... either throwing up or hysterically test tubes from their decapitated bod­ "When you're in that area, as a nat­ laughing at this point, but the teacher for dissection, he says, listing ham­ ies. ural defense mechanism, things can paid no attention," Brian says. sters, gerbils, chickens, cats, a.nd "That was pretty freaky," Brian get messy," Brian says with a smile. "Covered in blood, he just kept right guinea pigs as those he has dissected admits, "I didn't like it too much." "It is not uncommon for people to get on talking." in his classes over the years. Lisa Siebenson, also a senior ani­ crapped on in the face or spayed." The animal science program In many of the labs and upper-level mal science major, says one of her "Things of that nature are funny," allows students to work hands-on courses, the students have to begin least favorite experiences was in a he says. "You know, animals cough with animals at the university's 350- with live chickens, and then kill them Functional Anatomy class. and crap flies, which is also a fun acre teaching and research farm. by breaking their necks. They spent most of the semester thing." Students work closely with horses, "You do what you have to do," thoroughly dissecting a cat, and at the Mike is currently doing research ~ cattle, poultry and sheep either out in Brian says matter-of-factly. end they had to crack open its skull to with cows, training them to use a cer­ : the fields or in highly specialized lab­ "It's sad in a sense that you do study the brain. tain feed gate, which, he says, can get oratories. become desensitized after a while. I'd "I wasn't really into that," Lisa messy as well. The basic curriculum is similar to say that's probably one of the down­ says, "It was hard to go in there every "You end up wrestling the cows pre-med, Brian says, because the stu­ sides to it all, that you do kind of lose day and look at a mutilated cat." and being covered in cow manure," dents must take a variety of biology, respect for life in that sense," he says. This type of work even affects peo­ Mike says, and adds that the students · chemistry and nutrition courses. Mike Cohen, a junior animal sci- ple's eating habits. Brian says after THE REVIEW /Josh Withers But the animal science major also see AGRICULTURE page B4 Brian Ladman spends his class time working with animals. :HIV counselor sees positives and negatives of career

BY ERICA IACONO Advocates offered him a position as an says. going to have to do this for,"' he says. Staff Reporter HIV counselor. Jim says it was especially difficult 'That can get pretty intense." "I' rn sorry, but the results of your Every counselor is required to take when be first started in the mid-' 80s According to Jim, different individu­ · test show that you are HIV positive." part in an intense, four day training ses­ because there hadn't been much als act differently when learning they These are startling words to hear and sion. However, this training is only sec­ progress with AIDS treatment. are HIV positive. : even harder words to have to say to ondary to actual experience. "You were getting them into a med­ 'There is no typical reaction," he : someone. "Even after [the training], it's experi­ ical situation but you knew ultimately says. For Jim Dickinson, it's all part of his ence- having to do it," Jim says. "You there wasn't a whole lot to be done," he Some people already know they are :job. can't really predict every situation in says sadly. "It had a sense of power­ HIV positive and use the test merely as ' Jim is the health program coordina- training." lessness with it." a confirmation. • tor for the Division of Public Health in Ideally, the counselor is supposed to Even today, Jim says it is terrible "For those people, [the reaction] is Sussex County and bas been an HIV follow the patient throughout the news to have to deliver to someone pretty low-key in that first moment," counselor for almost nine years. process - from drawing the blood to even though he has become accus­ Jim says. "Later it gets more intense Jim says he first became interested in disclosing test results two weeks later. tomed to disclosing such awful infor­ when they go to the clinic and it bits the AIDS cause as part of his corning­ Jim admits that when he began mation. them." ' out experience. counseling, giving a positive result to a "Numbers start adding up and you Jim says in the two weeks between After volunteering for an AIDS bot­ person was extremely difficult. start looking at statistics and realize, the test and the results, many people line, Delaware Lesbian and Gay Health '"The first time, it's pretty scary," be . THE REVIEW I John O!abalko 'Wow, look at bow many people we're play out different scenarios in their Jim Dickinson is an IHV counselor at the Division of Public Health. see AIDS page B4 €11

.• - • SOn Volt gels on strong second effort ,.• "I liked the 'Is it true that your girlfriend once slept •' a deceiving moniker. character better. with the entire Led Zeppelin band?' So it I After one or two li stens, the record sounds The Saint is a was hard on him. I've met lots of guys I who have a hard time going out with me ~ very much like a continuation of the band's literary charac­ • straightforward, critically acclaimed 1995 ter who uses his because they feel like they have to mea­ •J album "Trace." (That album even drew wit- and not sure up to various rock starS that I've '' been with." .' numerous comparisons to fro ntman Jay vio l enc~. !I Farrar's work with Wilco leader Jeff Tweedy Batman is a real - Author/veteran groupie Pamela Des in Uncle Tupelo.) ~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!:!!::::::::::!Val Kilmer screwed-up guy Ban-es I But the fact of the matter is that the not-so­ who has hustled "The Janice Malone Show" straightforward "Straightaways" is very dif­ an entire city, and now he's running April 1997 ferent from "Trace." around in a cape. What's it all about'!' It On the ladder, Farrar had just hooked up - Val Kilmer on why he chose The ''In every inter­ with multi-instrumentalist Dave Boquist, hi s Saint over reprising his role as Batman view I ever did, everyone tried fi Straightaways brother and bassist Jim and former Tupelo Entertainment Weekly tJ Son Volt drummer Mike Heidorn. The chemistry was­ April 18, 1997 to trap me into .. Warner Bros . n't quite there, and although most of the saying I was ,· ,~ Rating: i.'ci.'l'i.'cCc 112 songs on "Trace" were masterpieces, they "''m the most humble person in the gay. And I BY PETER BOTHUM were simple and straight to the point. Farrar whole world I" learned every a players stop in mid-tune to take the listener •S Executive Editor laid the tunes out on a mammoth, wide-open - Robert Kalesse Entertainment way to dodge back to the verse. •• Albums are often named with little or no canvas, and the others played along. Editor that. Or if they Besides the band's ability to gel into one, :i thought at all. On "Straightaways," Son Volt has matured Aprill9, 1997 just blatantly the most striking thing about the I 0 songs on !I R .E.M .'s classic 1991 record "Out Of in to a band. The songs here are more intricate asked me, I " Straightaways" is Farrar's songwriting. ! Time," which scored the band its first-ever, and possess more depth - in a way, Son Volt "Billy Bob does the human experience would say I Despite critics' comparisons to Neil Young, No. I album and several Grammy Awards, sounds like they've been together for a without going to the moon or on a space­ don't talk about my personal life. I mean. Bob Dylan and The Band, nothing on this was almost named "Cat Butt" at drummer Bill decade. ship journey. He's a working-class man I really tried to figure out every way to record can be pegged as "influenced by" any­ I Berry' s request. Take the opening tracks on both LPs. with a working-class mentality." avoid answering that question for as long one. And would Bruce Springsteen's latest, "Trace" opens with the melancholy Miramax executive Harvey as I could." The riffs to bouncy songs like "Cemetery 'The Ghost of Tom Joad," have done better at "Windfall," an acoustic-laced gem with a Weinstein on Sling Blade star Billy Bob -EDen DeGeneres Savior" and " Picking Up The Signal" are gor­ record stores if it was named " Born In The refrain - "may the wind take your trouble Thornton Time geous guitar explorations. Slower songs also U.S.A . II" or maybe more appropriately, away" - that is timeless. Entel1ainment Weekly April 14, 1997 sti ck to the brain like first-time revelations: " Bruce does Dylan"? But " Straightaways" opens with "Caryatid April 18, 1997 the relieving, anodyne-like plucks of In any Easy," a song that's not only tough to digest "Let's face it, it's soap opera TV. It's "Creosote" are absolutely beautiful, while the e v e n t but also hard to say until Farrar sings it. Macau la y going to be looks-oriented. But they've .. down-a-slide verses o f " Last Minute REVIEW R ATINGS "S trai ghta ways," The tune is structured in the classic, Culkin and assured me that I won't be walking Shakedown" bring out the rich flavor of t:c Ul-l~ · ~ Classic. the second full­ Tupelo-era Farrar form, with three different si bs were around in a thong. [And] if I have a Farrar's voice. ...:.c.:.c~cU Buy this disk . length release melodies weaving in and out of the mix. First, handed over scene where I'm taking my shirt off, I'm ...jU,..:C f)uh ~ fri p. nfi'<: from Critics can pick and hack and call him the Son Volt Farrar's spray-gun guitar carries the verse. into the cus­ dieting before." "!.'n..'< Engleben Humperdink. that hits stores next Neil Young all they want. and then Heidorn takes over with a solid drum tody of their - Lucky Vanous of Diet Coke com­ .,) .,:, Don't squeeze the Channin. today, possesses Jay Farrar is the first Jay Farrar. fill. The refrain is the release, and all of the mother, before mercial fame on landing his fLrSt major •II·•• •• a costly and TV role on Fox's "Pacific Palisades" .•:•. 1acaulay Culkin nasty trail was People Weekly IN STORES Greatest Kiss Entroducing to begin. April19, 1997 :r Kiss DJ Shadow Time ... April 14, 1997 " ... The com­ Disciplined Breakdown Mercury Records A&M Records l· Rating: ~~~-1.-r petition to h• Collective Soul Rating: ~1-'c 112 •· which you are . Atlantic With the release of "Greatest Kiss," Kiss has 28 With the release of DJ Shadow's ''Nothing is too ridiculous on 'Melrose albums to their credit. About 25 of these albums are "Entroducing," hip-hop and electronic music Place'. Oh, maybe aliens from another subject makes :~ · Rating: ~~~ 1/2 •'- it more diffi­ The Roland Brothers are back for their greatest hits compilations with digitally remastered merge for a sense of critical credibility, the likes planet ... infesting the complex ... with cult both to :• t~· • third go-round, and just like th e two before, songs like "Rock and Roll All Night" and "Destroy of which neither genre has ever experienced Albanian dwarfs ... who end up ruling shoot down this collective offers a 12-pack of delicious Rock City." before. Los Angeles. No, no, that wouldn't be ~ i· So what's the big deal about this album? excessive hype ' I' clavinet and acoustic-induced ecstasy. Shadow wants to set a new standard for hip too ridiculous." Not much. "Greatest Kiss" isn't bad; the rock in some stories :I· Number one on the disc is the highly hop and shoots down his target with incredible -"Melrose Place's" Thomas Calabro Prc..,idcnt Clinton •I played " Precious Declaration," adding to Kiss generates is feel-good, head-thrashing, fire­ accuracy. "What Does Your Soul Look Like" is America Online and to take the time and effort their MTV-loved repertoire of songs for the breathing, blood-spitting music that made Kiss relaxing, chilling, lush and beautiful, but when April 1997 to put it in proper context." ; ~ easy-going Generation X-er. huge in the '70s. But at the same time it seems Kiss he samples loud drums, bass and James Brown The second track, titled "Listen," starts is out to get more money by releasing yet another shouts, it all goes funkadelic. "Don't you really want to know about - President Bill Clinton, admonishing off with a riff that makes listeners think of album of the same songs. The DJ is a master of transmitions. He can the supersex [with Superman], which journalists to exercise greater care to 1[ report stories accurately Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotions," then turns Kiss was the highest grossing tour in 1996 and switch from the ambient and classical of you don' t reall y see? Well, you do get source from intemet if into a soulful tune all its own . they are sti ll going strong in ' 97. So people are sti ll "Mutual Slump" right into the li on's den of the the afterglow. I guess that's what you April 18, 1997 '·· The band's first album, " Hints, hungry for the men in makeup. Here's a fun Ki ss hard-core drums and bass of "Organ Donor," would call it. [The sex] is super, of fact (thanks to the press release): More than 6,000 Allegations, and Things Left Unsaid," was a fresh with samples of Valley Girl lingo. T h i s course. Could be a superbaby, maybe a condoms will be utilized by the band and crew. '1 felt like I was strapped to the nose­ ~I t• soft but quick introduction, whereas their is dark, jazzy and spiritual, with a hip-hop atti­ superdivorce, I don't know. But pretty Wow! M aybe the band should be renamed to a cone of a rocket and just, like, whoosh ... II· second self-titled product was harder and tude. There are acousti c guitars, baroque organs, much you can guarantee that everything more GRAPHIC display of affection. I mean that's what my life was like." :•· faster. "Disciplined Breakdown" returns to synthesizers, saxophones and pounding beats. will be super." II· Hey! Let's face it, "Rock and Roll All Night" is - Pop and jazz singer Deborah Harry, the band's roots and will leave fans with the -"Lois and Clark's" Teri Hatcher a kick-ass song. "Hard Luck Woman" and "Sure It's impossible to define or even classify this recalling her life as the lead singer for the t! reminder of what built their relationship album because the territory it charts is in a hori­ E! 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AQUARIUS late spring days - featuring Freedy drugs and rock ' n' roll -enough to keep any young- be wi th him for eternity. 1 LEO (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) r Johnston, Chris Whitley, Grey Eye blooded American's attention - but does so without Since Lamont is al ready dead, Margie's share of the .\ (July 23-Aug. 22) Now is the time for you to put your 1 Glances, Rebecca Blasband and City coming across as cheap or sensational. book profits will go to their son, Gainey. Margie's con- 1 • ' ~ You are likely to overcome a major money where your mouth is. Rhythm Orchestra. There's only lim­ Stewart O' Nan's "The Speed Queen" depicts a death- cern for Gainey's future makes her seem even more : • personal barrier today; much that was Circumstances may soon take away ited seating available, so get your row inmate in her 20s who warm and innocent. Ironically, when Margie and ~lricted will be opened to you. your power to choose, so act now! became mixed up with a Lamont robbed and mur- -:.. VIRGO tickets now. PISCES fast hard-rocking lifestyle dered an elderly couple and (Aug. 23-Sept.. 22) (Feb. 19-March 20) Th e Chemical Brothers Fri. May despite her seemingly nor- held up a fast-food restau- . You are going to want to look at all The way things look to you today 16 at 8:30p.m. mal upbringing. rant, Gainey was in the back ; sides of a major issue today - particu­ may be tainted a little by your attitude If these electronic masters are cool As a writer, O'Nan's best seat of the car, and Margie ' larly where money is concerned. You about a distant failure. It is time to move enough to get Noel Gallagher of Oasis attributes are sarcasm and says she only brought him ; wantto getthe best deal! on - and think ahead. to do the vocals to their hit song, concise word choice, as he because she couldn't find a ARIES ~~ · . LIBRA " Setting Sun," you know they' re takes the reader through the baby-sitter. ':o". (Sept. 23-0ct.. 22) (March 21-April19) worth the gas money up to the city. pri soner's last hours before O ' Nan presents the scene • · •· If you're not playing up to par today , Someone else may try to take the Get your tickets and get your groove executi on. seriously, as though bring- ! you might be overtaken by a beginner reins from you today if you're not will­ on. The narrator, Marjorie, ing a child on a shooting · who is enjoying a great deal of luck. Use ing to be assertive. You are in control­ Standiford, is answering spree makes perfect sense: : ~ your head! keep it that way. . Stabler Arena questions about her life on "The whole thing took 10 I ..• Lehigh University, Bethlehem,PA an audio tape for Stephen minutes, and except for '! . Stone Temple Pilots with Cheap King, who bought the maybe two minutes in the Trick $25- reserved seating April 29 ri ghts to her story. walk-in fridge, I could see tI ·~. at 8 p.m. Fictitiously, King, him the whole time. But in 1! Newark Cinema Center (737-3720) Christiana MaU (368-9600) In the plush world of the "America's greatest story- the paper they make it sound 1 ~howtimes good for Tuesday April 21 (Showtimes good for Tuesday April 21 Pennsylvania valley, Weiland and the teller," she says, will tum like I just left him there. I 1 : through Thursday April 24)The Saint through Thursday April 24) Grosse boys are taking a hi atu s from the her life into a thriller. Her J • J don't care what they say- I ':~:30, 8 Murder at 1600 5:45, 8: 15 8 Pointe Blank I, 3:30, 7, 9:30 Anaconda Betty Ford Clinic to do some goal is for the book to make a mother worries." l ; , Heads in a Duffel Bag 6, 8:30. 1:30, 3:45, 7:15, 9:30 Liar Liar 1:15, croonin'. Go drivin' faster in your car her li fe sound better than p EE 0 To show their turbulent I '~ 3:15,7,9: 15 That Old Feeling I, 3:30, with an interstate love song, and if what was depicted in the 1 lifestyle , O'Nan makes the Regal Peoples Plaza 13 (834-8510) 7, 9:30 Inventing the Abbotts 1:15, 4, you should die before me, ask if you bestseller written by an ex- characters love fast cars and t ~:tshowtimes good for Tuesday April 21 7:15,9:30. can bring a friend, you big bang baby. lover. That book, she says, crank and caffeine. Settings : , through Thursday April 24) Chasing Amy is full of lies. in the book switch as quick- ' 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:55 8 Heads in a Duffel Cinemark Movies 10 (994-7075) Theatre of the Living Arts The best feature of "The ly as Margie's mind wan- I (215)922-1011 Speed Queen" is that ders. She talks about her , ~- Bag 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:40 McHale's (Showtimes good for Tuesday April 21 Margie is a character easy ;..;...-._...;.;.~;;.:::;=:.:.;.::..t.....:!II.L-...::!11!:...... !!!!!..-~~~!U childhood, her crimes, her through Thursday April 24) The Saint Shonen Knife with Pluto and : Navy 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:50 Murder at to pity. Hearing her tell her own story to the tape, her pnson sentence and Lamont all in a matter of para- 1:20, 4:20, 7:10, 9:50 The Devil's Own Splittsville $10.25 May 2 at 8 p.m • · 1600 I, 4, 7, 9:40 Anaconda 1:20, 4:20, past seems logical: being an alcoholic, then becoming a grap ~ s. However, O' Nan's writing is clear enough for 1:25 , 4:25, 7:25, 9:50 Scream 1:35,4:35, Think you're turning Japanese? ·-=1:20, 9:55 Grosse Pointe Blank I :05, You really think so? Then go check drug dealer, then a robber, then a murderer. Rather than all thts to make sense and keep the reader's attention. 7:40, 10:15 Chasing Amy I, 4, 7:15,9:55 v 4:05, 7:05, 9:45 Scream 7:10, 9:50 The out these girls from the Far East coming across as a heartless killer, she makes seems like In pnson, Margie's only book other than the Bible is Jungle 2 Jungle I :45, 4:45 Private Parts ~'$Dot I, 4, 7, 9:45 That Old Feeling 1:15, singing their fun rock songs. a good person who has just lost contro l. a road atlas. She takes imaginary vacations, tracing her 7:15,9:40 Double Team 4:40, 10:10 The -'7: 15 The 6th Man I :IOThe Devil's Own dada $11.75 May 9 at 8 p.m. Through the character's faith in Jesus and in heaven, fi nger along the routes. EngiNJ Patient 1: 10, 7 8 Heads in a ,1:25, 4:25, 7:25, 10:05 Liar Liar I, 4, Before your life goes dim, head to O'Nan shows religion as a type of light in a tunnel, with- For any?ne curious about the fast-paced life of a -. ' Duffel Bag I :30, 4:10, 7:35, 10 Murder ~30. 7, 7:30, 9:30, 10:10 Return of the Dizz Nee Land with the lovely har­ out emphasizing one particular religion or being too seemmgly mnocent murderer, Margie is an entertaining, 11 at 1600 I: 15, 4: 15, 7:30, 10:05 Return of Jedi 12:55,3:55,6:55,9:40 Private Parts monies of this talented college rock preachy. In prison, Margie has been reading the Bible well-developed character whose story is worth speeding theJedi 1:05, 4:05, 7:05, 10The6thMan •+10.10 Jungle2Jungle 1:15,4:15. favorite . and visiting with a nun. Her refusal to curse on tape and through. I :40, 4:30, 7:20, 9:45. apologies to the victim's families "for any troubles I f[l,·· - Veronica Fraatz

·I ' April 22, 1997 . THE REVIEW ..83 ~_;A WEEKEND OF THEATER

1 Chapel Street brings laughs l

<• '< < < < BY JOHN YOCCA Sraff Reporrer Neil Simon is probably the most pro­ lific and famous playwright of the late 20th century. " Laughter o n the 23rd Floo r" marks just another one of THE REVIEW I John Chabalko E-52's comedy "You Bastard" pleased a sold­ Simon's accomplishments, which include ma ny famous and successful out crowd Friday for its only weekend run. plays s uch as " The Odd Couple," " Biloxi Blues," · " Brighton Beach Memoirs" a nd "Lost in Yonkers." The Chapel Street Players exhibit E-52's ·bastard son this mastery of playwriting well with their rendition of " La ughter." Simon has a knack for blending com­ edy and drama a nd c reati ng characte rs THE REVIEW I John Chabalko Chapel Street Theater performed a rendition of Neil Simon's proves to be legit with w hom the a udience can easily •' rela te. In "Laughter," the playwright "Laughter on the 23rd Floor," which centers around TV show writers. • '• BY MELISSA BRAUN making brother Luke, played by senior Mike uses the writers of the famous Sid es to wait, thus closing the first act. they decide to enjoy the night anyway. Swff Rep.mer Rich. who gives a fairly good performance as Caesar program, " Your Show of Eight months later. he talks to NBC Director Paula Shulak did a mar­ A guy brings his girlfriend home where she Shows," as the basis fo r the characte rs the constantly talking okler brother who has a and finds out one of the writers has to velous job in casting her actors, and an . ' meets his dysfunctional fami ly for the ftrSt time. bit of a sadistic streak. in the play. be cut. Max decides to cut all their all around good job with staging this The moment all the family members come Luke, a computtr aficionado, provides him­ Simon was a writer for the program, salaries so it appears they have c ut a play. together marks the beginnihg of chaotic hilarity self with a little e~tertai nment by telling Gwen along with the infamous funnymen wr\ter. Andrew Christopulos plays the char­ that doesn't stop until the play ends. that Lane has br01ght her home as a kind of test. Larry Gelbart, Mel Brooks and Woody acter of Lucas, the new, young writer, "You Bastard," E-52's latest project, started Luke convinces Gwen that if the parents like Allen. with a just the perfect amount of shy­ its one-weekend run Friday night to a sold-out her then Lan 1will dump her. Subsequently, For the sake of the writers and the ness. Richard Gaw plays Milt, the out­ audience. Gwen decide to make the folks dislike her to show, Simon c ha nged the names but the Where to Find It rageous funnyman who's always look­ The play, written and directed by 29-year-old save her rela onshi p. story is still based o n fact. Scott Mason ing for a laugh, with great comic timing senior Kyle Crocco, revolves around Lane, his The auctence watches and laughs as each practically steals the show as Max The Chapel Street Playhouse, needed for the role. girlfriend Gwen and the afternoon they spend member of the family takes Gwen aside to tell Prince. He was al most Sid Caesar him­ 27 N. Chapel St. April 25, 26 Mike Sultzbach played Val , aRussian with his family. her some new secret about Lane's past. self, with the si milar accent and the who has trouble pronouncing English Lane, played by sophomore Brian Gray. Gwertis informed by Helen that Lane once same body movements. He ap?ears to and May 2, 3 at 8: 15p.m. c urse words, with a very believable refers to his family as "a bunch of freaks, circus­ attempt!j(l suicide and that his ex-girlfriend was be losing his mind while still possessing and April 27 Gl 3 p.m. Russian accent. C .A. Mellinger is certified." a psycfP. g reat humor. Brian, a n Irish smartass. He has a ten­ Gray, in his fifth E-52 role, gives an excellent G\)(!n, played by sophomore Shana Berry. The play begins w ith Max being late dency to go in and out wi th his Irish performance as the only normal member of the sta~upo n hearing this news, adding more fuel for work for th e fi rst time. The other accent, however, his s mugness was family of "freaks." to e comedic fire. Berry's portrayal of the writers, worried, share thoughts and The final scene c.f the play takes great for the role. One of the freaks is the loud, angry father ove eacting, insecure girlfriend is humorous, discover that Max said he has been place at a Christmas Eve party where Kenny, the suave sophisticated Max, played by sophomore Ken Remy. v/th her exaggerated facial and body expres- receiving threatening letters. everyone is drunk. The whole crew real­ writer, was played wonderfully by cul­ With the constant coarseness in his voice, ons. The w riters are convinced Max is izes despite all their problems , they are Remy gives a dead-on performance as the con­ tured-looking Matthew L ovlie. Carl Crocco's script is hilarious, making the audi­ writing th em himself because Max truly lucky to be working in such a great Shulak was hysterical as Ira, the prima stantly unhappy patriarchal figure. ence roar with at least one laugh per minute. seems to be losing his mind a bit lately. job. donna, racist hypochondriac. And However, the scene stealer in this show is The only complaints are the set and lighting, Max finally a rrives at the office in an Then Max walks in inebriated and definitely first-time E-52 performer Meg Lavin Karoline Kramer was Carol, the lone both of which left little to be desired on opening in sane frenzy. The threatening letters announces that NBC has signed the as the mother Helen. woman in the group but acts like the night. were really letters from NBC about cut­ papers to cut the show next year. rest. Lavin perfectly portrays the character of.~ The set of the family's house didn't reflect ting the show down from 90 minutes to meddling mother who doesn't mind identifyirg He tells everyone how much he lo ves This production of "Laughter" pro­ Gwen's continuous praise. And the lighting 60 minutes for the next season. the problem, but never wants to finish c)s­ them and asks them to wait I 0 years for vides the audience w ith wonderful seemed to be slightly out of sync with the action Max is getting o ld and the pressure cussing it. Lavin's Helen changes the topiq of him, when the show will be back on the humor and very touchi ng drama that on stage. from the s how is apparently starting to conversation more often than most pe•ple air. However, Max and his employees leaves them walking away with a tear of Forgetting these two minor problems, "You get to him. He tells his writers he wants blink, never finishing a discussion as she know it won ' t happen, that I 0 years was laughter and of sadness, a trademark of Bastard'' was a well-written, well-acted comedy to walk and take the show with him, but broaches a new one. reall y saying the show will never die in Neil Simon plays. that left a lasting impression on its audience. decides it's no t the time yet and c hoos- The last member of the family is the ti>uble- people's hearts. Despite the sad news, INXS elegantly Used clothes buyers may get kicks 011;t the jams Elegantly Wasted Last, but not least, they haven't sold INXS out musically. While bands like U2 more than they bargained for Mercury Records I embrace electronic music, INXS sticks to whal they do best and sound quite Ratinl!: 'i.'C'"..i'i.'i before th ey are delivered. BY GREGORY SHULA$ happy domg so. "The distributo r puts them Sraff Reporrer The title track is a terrific example of No state law through an enzyme wash,'' Cindi GEe, THesE NicE I INXS, the slick Australian r~ck group the classic INXS style. "Well look at all says. T he enzymes eat away at the that made fans dance, sing ani feel real­ that shines I baby's down on the world NE~ aW' J VINIMI wash and weaken the clothing a lit­ ly hip in the '80s are back a!!~n with, of and she knows it I if your spirit's fine I requires shops ~t.lS lVS1" M"'l(( tle bit, but she says washing is all things, a new album called "Elegantly Why don't we make it rain like we used worth it. ME FEet LIKE A Wasted." to." This wreaks with that "Need You to clean clothes Cindi also says she thinks vin­ Lead singer and band~de r Michael Tonight" flair that made them superstars ·SUa<.S! tage clothes a re doing a favor for Hutchence, that. genetic . rph of Mick to begin with. BY AMY KIRSCHBAUM Jagger and J1m Mom so mduced w1th In "Girl on Fire," Hutchence sets the Srajf Reporrer the Earth. She says that recycling an '80s commercial u t edge, has world on fire singing about this sexy girl Once upon a time, in closets far these old jeans is good for the been through hell and bick. he can't help seeing while he jumps on far away, this clothing was discov­ e nvi ro nme nt, even if the quality is After his supemodel girlfriend plane after plane, going from Sydney to e red and tossed away. Then a new a littl e weaker for the consumer. Helena Christensen dumped him and the London to New York. Yes! He's a cocky wave of fashi on came alo ng to Freshman Heather Levy says the lead singer of Oasil publicly embar­ jet-set rock star, but who would want save the day by recycling these reason she li kes to shop at vintage rassed him on a Bljish Music awards Hutchence any other way? garme nts into the clothes worn s ho ps is because of the cheaper show by touting thit he is a has-been, "Searching" is a triumphant tune for today. pnce. things haven't bee~that good. Hutchence as he re-emerges as a power­ Vintage clothing is making a "It's ni ce to have something that To make matters worse, it's been 10 ful soul singer in the style of AI Green. "/ comeback, and the effect is being someo ne else owned," she says. years since the re~ase of "KICK," their am searching. I am not alone. I'm in need fe lt the most on college campuses, " It's fun searching th e room trying •. big album - equivalent to what of sensarion, is rhere more to rhis love," where stuJents are usually on a to find good s tuff. It's not like the "Sergeant Pepper's" was to the Beatles It's soulful and eclectic to the bone, a fixed budget a nd don't have much Gap where they make l 00 copies and what 'The Joshua Tree" was to U2 notch ahead of Tom Jones (out back mo ney to spend on clothes. of the same style. Vintage is one of -and a No. I hit hasn't followed since, style, man!). Ins tead of shopping at expen­ a kind . The clothes are more which makes it almost a decade since On the opening track "Show Me sive retail stores, students will go unique." they have topped the charts. (Cherry Baby)," which sounds like a Neil up to Main Street where there is a Freshman !lana D oris agrees And be~de s great songs like Diamond song, the band gets to show off sele c tion of stores selling old with her friend. "The c lo thes are "Beautiful Girl," "Suicide Blonde" and while Hutchence's lyrics suffer: "She c lothes at cheap prices. But c heap and comfortable. You can "Disappear," nothing the band has done had a lover with danger in his eyes/ c hances are, the older the clothes, always find some crazy thing." in the '90s has improved upon those days found in the gutter with a knife in her the dirtier the clothes. Many people's reactio n to the when Hutchence used to walk the streets back." When buying clothes from fact that there are no cleaning laws of Prague to a beautiful saxophone solo But on such tracks, forget the lyrics Goodwill, people usually take for in Del t~wa re , is "There a re no while singing "Never Tear Us Apart." and listen to the music. Taking the granted that garments were laws? Eww!" But forget the gloom and doom most rhythm to a more pulsating notch is cleaned before being sold. That is Freshman Rachel Daniels agrees journalists want the public to think: bassist Garry Gary Beers, who provides not the case, according to Anita and says it's bothersome that th e "Elegantly Wasted" exudes with that a steady bass line throughout, while Beckel, an official from the clothes aren't clean a nd " you upbeat spirit and rugged Auss1e charm drummer Jon Farriss' sound is relentless, Delaware Board of Health. always have to be careful." that made these Down Under rock stars missing not one beat. She says that no laws exist in She argues, "You borrow your so damn charismatic to begin with. But the guitar needs some work. On Delaware that make it necessary friend 's clothes, so why is it bad to But just don't expectto·become cool "Shake the Tree," the guitars might as for Goodwill to clean clothes get clothes from Goodwill ?" by listening to this album. The mus1c IS well be from Sebastian Bach's "Skid before selling them. She adds that It's not only students who s hop ouldated and not in step With the times, Row" or from the Les Paul, frontman of it is Goodwill's responsibility not at these stores. Kenneth Ackerman. regard ing cleaning clothes was their chances when they buy though within it a few miracles occur. "White Lion." It's corny and outdated. an anthropology professor, is a One miracle deals with the band's to accept clothes if they are dirty. unimport ant to him. In fact, he clothes from Goodwill, but C'!S­ Though "Elegantly Wasted" isn't an long-time customer of vintage endurance. For one, they are resilient and Freshman Liz Robinson, a sales­ wonders why he should care at all. tomers know they're taking "Abbey Road'' comeback, it sure keeps clothing, which he refers to as can still play kickin' music with plenty of woman at the Goodwill on Main He says that hi s washing chances. that positive rhythmic INXS spirit alive "used clothes." soul and feeling. Street, says they don't wash the machine works fine. " If people are " I haven' t heard of a nyone get­ and (yes!) kicking. It 's 1997, 10 years Ackerman says the reason he Second, after decades in the cut-throat after "KICK,' ' and INXS still sound the clothes and can't tell if they are bothered by [uncleanliness] then ting an iilness from clothes bought shops for vintage clothing is it's music business, they still have the posi­ cleaned when the store gets them. tney shouldn't go there. That just at Goodwill, have you?" same. They play like brothers and the what he's used to. It's the c lothin g tive attitude that made albums like chemistry is beautiful. And if that's not a This is not the case at all vin­ means there's mo re for me." He says that there are too many he has been wearing all his li fe. 1986's "Listen Like Thieves" such revelation to endurance and resilience in tage stores, though. The owner of To Ackerman, the phrase " let things to worry about other than Ackerman also adds that enjoyable listening. They are real inspira­ the rock :n· roll music industry of today, Indigo, Cindi Handloff, says her the buyer beware" means let the there being no policy on cleaning Delaware's non-existent law tions indeed. then what the hell is? distributor sterilizes the clothes buyer wear. He says people take clothes in Delaware.

,. ' ., 8411 THE REVIEW • April 22, 1997 Tori should be losing her role on Tv, not her purity I don't like Tori Spelling. Maybe that's not Yeah, right. lack of adulteration. Apparently, Donna a winner. Who wouldn't want to have sex with fair - she could be a very nice person for all Obviously, I don't have much respect for Martin will lose her virginity to David Silver him? Ugh. I know, but I'm pretty sure I never will like our peppy little Alpha whatever-other-Greek­ (Brian Austin-Green) on the season finale. It just seems that every show, and not just her. Everything about the girl strikes me as letter sista, and I have still less for her show, Media. Oh, boy. "Beverly Hills 90210," is just aiming for sen­ fake: her hair, her boobs, her stomach, her "Beverly Hi lis 98486" ... I mean, "93864" ... or How is it that I can foresee Donna's entire sationalism. They' ll do anything (or in the demeanor, that she might have gotten any act­ maybe it's- well, you get the idea. It's bad. storyline for the next season? Because forev­ case of Tori Spelling, anyone) to create an ing job without the help of her big sugar However, the one thing I found cool about Darlings er following "the loss of virginity" story effect strong enough to keep their viewers a­ daddy, Mr. Aaron Spelling. Donna and her dumb little show was the fact comes "the gee-I-regret-it" story, and "the viewin'. The funny thing is, I don't blame I know you've all heard the story of how that she had become the poster child for BY VERONICA FRAATZ broken condom" story, and of course (did theho. I can understand that. But all I'm saying Tori supposedly auditioned for her "Donna chastity for almost eight years. For a show so you have any doubt?) "the oh-my-god-1- is, why can't some things just be left sacred? Martin" character under a different name. unrealistic, and with so few morals, they Five"). thi nk-I' m-pregnant-just -kidding-my-period­ What's next? Jerry and Elaine get married on "Seinfeld"? Jamie and Paul get divorced Hey, that was a pretty good plan ... maybe no made Donna's virginity something mysterious I was impressed that Donna Martin~ with ~a me- when -I-was-i n- the-bathroom-of­ on "Mad About You"? The girls on one really recognized the executive produc­ and special, in a way our society seems to her ditzy personality, her hard-hitting worl_d of Planned-Parenthood-giving-a-urine-sample" "Baywatch" get breast reductions and wear er's daughter. have forgotten how to do. hair dye and bare mid-riffs, and her 8,000 st ry. Can you hear the casting directors? Let's face it, not many 22-year-old televi­ long-term boyfriends, would make it such a It seems to me that the shqw is hitting an more clothes? Or maybe Ellen will reveal that she's a les­ First Casting Director: "Whoa, it's Tori sion characters are kicking up their heels and big deal to shelter herself from carnal knowl­ all-time low. The one thing that made it ·kind bian on her show ... But let's not get crazy. Spelling! We better put her in the show." throwing around their pom-pons, giving three edge. of jifferent was that Donna really wanted to Veronica Fraatz is an assistant entertain­ Other Casting Director: "No, no, no ... cheers for the preservation of their sexual So what am I getting at? Well, it seems that save herself for marriage, and not just give it she's not Tori Spelling. It says right here that purity. On most shows, it 's more like a quest not everyone is as dazzled as I am by Donna's awp- to anyone. But now we see that David is ment editor for The Review. Send e-mail to she's Sally Johnson." to get rid of it (Ahem ... Sarah on "Party of spebal enough to get this privilege. Sure, he's [email protected]. AIDS counselor The Final Four: bands battle for.studio time

continued from page B 1 were a bit more toned down as he pay cover bands because they have chorus. reminded the audience that they a mainstream draw." Band member Matt Vinso n deals with job stress shouldn't "be afraid to move' ' The band's power-pop guitar called For the Record "a big step occasional element of funk. Casey Rhoads, the band's lead After the show, Rhoads aid, sound along with Baith's vocals for local bands ... there's not a lot adds sadly, bu.t without surprise. continued from page B I vocalist, fought to defy gravity, "We would like to play in Newark deviated from the previous two of stuff like this." Jim says he's surprised at how little causing him to fall on the stage more." • bands, lightening things up a bit. Svingali 's lead singer Reg people know about AIDS and HIV, heads. several times as he made his way Bandmate Dennis Schofi~ld Baith, clad in a cream-colored slip Mercer agreed. "It means expo­ even after 17 years of the epidemic's Some people will pretend to hear through a set which included, iron­ agreed. "A lot of pubs don't callMilwaukee, Wis., teaching just from a textbook is not what to research, but which Jim also says he has noticed an 12 years you think it wouldn' t be bad to data provided by the National Cheyenne, Wyo., and Duluth, not enough. projects to do. increase in the number of young people try something new." Oceanic and Atmospheric Minn., were among the top 10 "When I was in school," ht "I can remember when 1 started that are testing positive. ·Although he is uncertain of his Administration was collected, he cities Kalkstein determined to be says, " programming was not seen teaching and had my first four pro­ He says he's tested individuals as future, Jim admits HIV and AIDS will says. From that data, Kalkstein the itchiest. Wilmington, Del., was as much as it is today." With the posals turned'down; now I'm turn­ young as 2 for the virus. Most recently always be part of his life, either in terms created a formula to estimate rela­ ranked in the area of minimal con­ graduate students' knowledge and ing down luxury trips to Costa he tested a pregnant 12-year-old who of his career or volunteering. tive humidity indoors based on cern for itchy skin at that time. adaptability, the research process Rica," he says. "Breaking in is was HIV positive. 'That's probably going to be true outside meteorological conditions, The professor's research has is quicker and easier. "The learn­ very difficult but it goes to show "She wasn't an isolated case," he until the day I die or AIDS goes away." while using an average indoor had such a positive response that ing process comes full circle to you that persistence pays off." temperature of 68 degrees. Lanacane has already asked him to benefit the students as well as the Agriculture majors

continued from page B I for Brian, so he, and some of the other students actually put a bit of in his dorm do not always appreciate pepper on their eyes. the smell he often drags in. "Let me tell you I learned what it Although students work closely was like to get hit with pepper spray," with the animals they study, Brian Brian says, ~aughing. says it is rare for them to become One of Lisa's favorite classes was attached to them. For the most part, Swine Production, she says, in which the students only deal with large pop­ they looked after pregnant, 450- ulations of production animals, he pound sows until they gave birth. Interested in Law? says, which does not allow for much They actually had to be there through individual attention. the delivery and then castrate the "You don't have too much oppor­ piglets and clip their teeth and ears. tunity to individually give attention "It was a neat experience,'' she The Pre-Law Students Association is a group interested in to one sheep like you would with a says, "You really get a different per­ pet dog or a cat," Brian says, "But of spective taking part in something like course when there's a sick animal it that." learning about the legal profession as well as the law school In general, the students hilVe been will g~t individual attention." I However, Lisa says that she once pleased with their experience at the became attached to some baby calves College of Agriculture. decision-making process. Trips are scheduled to local schools she was studying. As part of a feed­ "I think it is a really good pro­ ., ing study, she had to feed the calves gram," Lisa says, explaining that the with a baby bottle and then eventual­ students can establish relationships and various speakers will be addressing the group. Tips on ly train them to drink out of buckets, with each other and the professors . which entailed spending a lot of with because it is a close-knit community the animals. . and a more " personalized atmos­ taking the LSAT are also mentioned in our bi-weekly meetings. "After the calves got older, we phere." would pass them on the field and they And the experiences these stu­ would run over to us; it was as if they dents have received will stay with remembered," Lisa says nostalgical- them throughout there academic _ly. lives, for next year Lisa plans to Brain has estimated animal sci­ attend graduate school at the Upcoming meetings are: ence majors spend about I 0 hours on University of Minnesota for molecu­ ·• , the farm each week, but depending lar biology. Brian, on the other hand, on what classes they are taking, the is hoping to go to veterinary school * April 14th at 7:30 P.M. in 218 Smith time commitment can vary. Some and pursue hi s dream of becoming a Speaker- John Kluger, a patent attorney from Wilmington . animals you have to look at on a daily veterinarian . basis, he says, while others only need observation during certain labs. Of course, the students have all had favorite classes and experiences * ~pril 28th at 7:30 P.M. in 218 Smith . as well. FREE! Speaker- Ms. Mary Ann Newbol~, Dean of Admissions, Brian says his favorite class over EAR PIERCING! the years was Infection and Widener University · Immunity, which examined the infec­ with purchase of pierced earrings! tions of animals and the nature of 100°/o STERILE! * May 12th at 7:30 P.M. in 218 Smith their immune response. In one humorous, memorable experiment he We pierce cartliage! Speaker- Jonathan Hirshey, Kaplan Representative was supposed to test lysosome con­ centrations in his tears. To make the students cry, the pro­ SILVER ~WORKS, fessor brought in various peppers. 50 E. Main Street ------­ But smelling them was not working 366-8300 ~--~-

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COLLEGE B ASEBALL DEL\\\ ':\I~E SPORTS CALENDAR I• April 20. 1997 April 20, 1997 I ~ Game I Game 2 DEL\\\ \IU: B \SFB \LL TE \\1 LE \I>FRS Thes. Wed. Thor. Fri. Sat. Sun. Mon. ~ DELAWARE 16. HARTFORD I DELAWARE 14 HARTFORD 5 4/22 4/23 4124 4125 4/26 4/27 4128 ~ HARTt'OMO AB R H 81 BB SO HARn·oRD A8 R H Bl BB SO Name Avg GP·GS AB R H 28 38 HR RBI TB Slg 88 HBPSO GDPOB ~ Asaro CF 3 0 0 0 0 0 Asaro CF 3 I 0 0 I 0 Gellert, Scott 1. 00 3-0 1 I I I 0 0 0 2 2.00 0 0 0 0 1.00 Sweeney SS 3 0 0 0 I Sweeney 55 4 0 I 0 0 2 Pulito, Darren .472 38-33 127 35 60 13 I 10 48 105 .827 10 5 17 2 .521 Snyder 36 3 0 I 0 0 2 : Snyder 3B 4 3 3 I 0 0 August, Brian .435 40-40 138 53 60 17 0 12 52 11 3 .819 32 7 12 2 .550 Baseb a ll Home games at Delaware Diamond Riccio 18 3 0 2 ; 0 0 0 Riccio IB 3 I 2 3 0 Mench, Kevin .416 41 -41 149 49 62 14 5 12 54 122 .819 13 3 16 1 .473 8 1Skupiak LF 3 0 0 0 0 I Biskupiak LF 2 0 0 0 0 Colunio, Dan .413 41-41 17250 71 14 0 I 21 88 .512 16 584.469 UMBC George ~losqth's :; Edge C 3 0 0 0 0 2 Edge C 3 0 0 0 I Giles, Ken .395 2 1-12 43 11 17 2 I I 8 24 .558 4 0 3 0 .438 Mason r. Elli s C 0 0 0 0 0 0 Frei DH 2 0 0 I I 0 Ardizzone, Matt .387 40-40 163 43 63 17 4 3 25 97 .595 2 3 12 1 .398 Frei DH 3 0 0 0 0 Ran d RF 3 0 I 0 0 2 Mahony, Tim .370 41-41 154 37 57 12 0 II 52 102 .662 12 4 19 2 .410 :: Rand RF 3 0 I 0 0 I Russo 26 3 0 0 0 0 I Eyman, Brad .331 37-37 121 33 40 9 I 6 23 69 .570 22 4 31 4 .449 ; Russo 28 3 0 0 0 0 0 Nord P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Duffie, Andre .293 41-38 140 3 1 41 8 3 6 30 73 .52 1 14 0 21 2 .357 3 p.m. 3pm. 3,P~ ~ · ' Sc hroeder P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Pinney P 0 0 0 0 0 0 McSherry, Jamie .287 39-38 129 22 37 II I 2 23 56 .434 9 0 16 2 .33 1 '· Handfiel d P 0 0 0 0 0 0 TOTALS 27 5 7 5 5 6 Tri vits, Dan .190 14-3 2 1 4 4 I 0 0 I 5 .238 4 0 6 0 .320 S o ftball Home games at Delaware Field TOTALS 27 0 6 0 0 8 Preziosi, Ryan . I 47 1~5 34 8 5 0 0 0 4 I .147 5 2 15 .293 Simpson, Jeff .143 11-0 7 0 I 0 0 0 0 0 . 143 0 0 2 I . 143 Dt.:I.AWAR£. A8 R H 81 88 SO *Vermont *Hart fo rd 0ELAWAXE AB R H 81 88 so 5 23 000 Pinkman, Jeff .000 1-0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 0 · 0 0 I .000 ~ae.c=_ Culunio 55126 (DH) Colunio 55126 4 3 0 I 1 0 Ardizzone 2B 4 I 0 0 I I Osbeck, Jason .000 3-01 1 000 0 0 0 .000 I 0 0 0 .500 (DH) Ardizzone 28 4 3 3 3 0 0 August 36 3334 10 Voltz, Matt .000 2-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 0 0 0 0 .000 ;:~.0!: 1' • • • Trivits PH/55 0 0 0 0 I 0 Mench RF 5 3 3 0 0 :-, i Totals .370 41 -41 1403 378 519 IJ9 16 64 341 862 .614 144 33 17823 ,435 • August 38 5 0 0 0 0 Mahony 16 4 I 2 2 2 p.m. 12 noon Opponents .253 41 -41 1249 158 316 53 6 30 145 471 .377 120 14 268 24 .324 lp~;;i:~ Mench RF 5 2 4 2 0 0 Pulito DH/36 4 2 2 I I • Mahony 16 5 I 2 4 0 0 Gellert P 0 0 0 0 0 M en's Lacrosse Home games at Delaware Mini-Stadium , Pulito DH/3B 4 2 2 2 I 4 2 2 2 0 I Eyman LF Name ERA W-L APP GS CG SV 1P H R ER 88 SO HR BF 8 /Avg Eyman LF 4 2 3 0 0 McSherry C 4 2 2 0 0 Frey, Chris 2.21 6-0 9 8 5 0 57 .046 15 14 17 57 5 229 .222 Yale Pt:nn Stale Preziosi LF I 0 0 0 0 I Du ffie CF 4 0 I I 0 I 2.25 7-0 6 2 56.042 17 14 29 55 5 233 .210 I• Ph illips, Matt 10 8 @Delaware • McSherry C 4 1 I 0 0 0 Stern P 000 000 Stern, Dave 2.92 6-1 9 6 1 0 49.1 36 17 16 23 47 3 203 .202 Osbeck PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 TOTALS 37 14 18 14 4 4 Donovan, Matt 4.65 4-0 8 4 0 0 31.041 19 16 II 18 2 148 .313 Stadium Si mpson C 0 0 0 0 0 0 Gellert, Scott 4 .99 3-1 17 3 I 8 39.042 22 22 9 32 3 171 .268 Duffie CF 4 2 2 2 0 0 Delaware 0 2 2 3 2 0 5-- 14 18 I Pl esse, Marc 5.16 3- 2 9 2 0 0 22.222 15 13 10 18 2 106 .239 3 p.m. lp.m. Frey P 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hartford 0 0 0 0 I 3- 5 7 1 Berger, Craig 5.44 5-I 8 7 2 0 44.2 54 33 27 12 29 6 202 .295 , TOTALS 41 16 17 15 3 3 4 August, Brian 6.55 1-0 . 2 0 0 11.014 8 8 5 6 4 51 .311 Women's Lacrosse Home games at Delaware Mini-Stadium • E-Ardizzone ( 14), Sweeney. DP- Delaware I , Porcelli, Bryan 6.75 1-0 4 I 0 0 8.0 12 7 6 3 4 0 41 .316 ' ~D-el~a-w-ar_e ______4~3--5 __0_4 __ 0__ ~---,6--17---3 Hartford I. LOB- Del aware 7, Hartford 7. 26- Pinkman, Jeff 12.27 (}.0 2 0 0 0 3.2 7 5 5 I 2 0 19 .389 t Hartford 0 0 0 0 0 0 x- 0 6 4 Au gust ( 17), Cloun io (1 4), Duffi e (8). Eyman (9), *Hofstra Alumni ·------Mench (1 4), Pulito (13). 3B- Du ffi e (3). HR­ Totals 3.93 36·5 41 41 IS 10 323.0 316 158 141 120 268 30 1403 .253 Game 8.83 5-36 41 41 7 307.2 51 9 37 8 302 144 178 64 1617 .370 : E-Ardizzone (1 3), Colunio (9), Trivits (3). August ( 12), Mahony ( II ), Riccio (10), Snyder (12). Opponent s (Exibitionl • Biskupiak. Rand. Snyder, Sweeney. DP- Delaware 58- Colunio (14). CS - Colunio (9), Asaro (4). 2 LOB- Delaware 7, Hartfo rd 6. 2B-Ardizzo ne 4 p.m. 1 p.m. (17). Eyman (8). 3B- Duffie (3). HR- Mahony Hartford IP H R ERBB SO :, (10). Pulito (10). CS-Asaro (3), 6 is kupiak (2). Nord (L, 2-3) 4.0 12 9 8 2 1 MEN'S LACROSSE WOMEN'S LACROSSE Pinney 3.0 6 5 5 2 3 Men's Tennis Home matches at UD Field House :. Hartford IP H R ER 88 SO April 19, 1997 April 18, 1997 ' Schroeder (L. (}.3) 2.0 II 12 6 I I Delaware IP H R ER BB SO Loyola 16, DELAWARE 5 DELAWA RE 21, Boston U. 2 Lafayette AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA t Hand fie ld 5.0 6 4 2 2 2 Stern (W. 6- 1) 6.0 5 2 2 4 6 EAST EAST EAST Gellert 1. 0 2 3 3 0 Delaware I I I 2-5 Boston U. I 1-2 \... Delaware IP H R ER 88 SO Loyola 6 4 4 2- 16 Delaware 13 8-21 Champ. Champ. Champ. Frey (W. 6-0) 7.0 6 0 0 0 8 WP- Nord .. HBP - by Pi nney (August), by Gellert (Biskupiak) Goals: UD- Sean Manion (2). Dennis Goals: BU - len Manning (2); UD- Robyn 3:30p.m. @Vermont @Vemlont @Vermont ~ Time: 2: I 0, Attendance: 300 DeBusschere, Jim Bruder, Kevin Lavey; L­ Hill (4), Marisa Vecchiano (2), Melissa Hefner (2). Gewas Schindler (5), Matt Shearer (4), Tim ToniLeidy (2), Kelly Swift (2), Sara Hills (2). Men's Golf Home course at Newark C ountry Club O'Shea (3). Tim Goettleman (3), Mark Frye ; Christy Buck, Ana Martinez, Renee Rochen. Nikki Assists: UD - Bruder (2), Sean Carney (2), Satyshur, Karen Milewski, Sarah Edwards, Amy MEN'S TENNIS TRACK AND FIELD Dennis Byrne; L - Schindler (3), Todd Sullivan; Assists: BU- Li sa Sorelle; UD Hill Princeton Princelon Vi zcarrondo (2). O'Shea (2). Goettleman, Kei th (3). Sullivan (2), Rochen (2), Beth Boyle, Buck. Invitational Invitational ~ \~ ...------~~-----­ April20, 1997 April 20, 1997 Euker, Frye, Chris Georgalas: Saves: UD- 18 Swift. Denise Guerra, Liza Shoemaker, Edwards: Top Delaware fini shers from (Brian Cooper), L - 12 (Sean Gaiser); Shots: UD Saves: BU - 15 (Laura Garrick), UD - II ~------20, L - 55; Groundballs: UD - 23, L - 35; .._ Delaware 5. Hofstra I Lafayette Invitational (Carey Sebastian 6, Kell y Kenney 5): Shots: BU Faceoffs: UD- 6, L- 22: Extra Man Goals: - II , UD - 4 1; Groundballs: BU- 26, UD ~. UD- 2-of-5 , L - 2-of- 10. Clears: UD - 26-of- - 26. Singles: Zach Schmidt, D. def. Ron lson. 6-0, 1st Place: Cliff Hammond - hammer (49.77 m): 4 t" 35. L - 32-of- 38; Penalties: UD- 10, 8:00; L KEY .,:2-6, 7-5; Mike DeiFierro, H, def. Mi ke Lustig. 4-6, 6- BOOm relay (7:50.4); 2nd Place: 4 400m relay x x - 5, 3:00. ~ - 6-2; Todd Kosta. D, def. Derrick Silvers. 6-0. 6- 1; (3: 2 1.1 0 ); Bokah Worjolah - 400m hurdles :Ira Bernstein. D. def. Arkady Libo, 6-4 , 1-6. 6-4; (55:5 1); 4 x lOO m relay (43.32); Tom Spahr - to Subash Parameswaran. D, def. Phil Mazzella. 6-4, 6- 3,000m steeplechase (9:36.5): 3rd Pl ace: Jon DENOTES HOME GAME ·0; Chris Johnson, D. def. Gerard Ashley, 6-4. 6-3 [J Geismar - BOOm ( 1:55.29); Mike Chadwick - ..: Doubles: Did Not Play hammer (46.67m): Matt Katsirmas - discus (42.75m); Rich Bruno - pole vault ( 14-6); 4th DENOTES ROAD GAME Place: Chris Marou - high jum p (6-3): Drew Joh nson - 400m hurdles (56.7 1). D ; *DENOTES CONFERENCE GAME ; - ~ Campus sporting Pitchers focus ' TOP OF THE NINTH ... by Christopher Yasiejko !bJ lf fi ce I ~ on the mound ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• FINAL HOME GAMES FOR Delaware picked up victories ;RUGBY TEAMS SATURDAY from Zach Schmidt, Todd Kosta, continued from page B I 0 leadership," she said_ "They made it easier for me to come in here and Bats Ira Bernstein, Subash O ' Connell's moment in the spot­ The women's rugby team will Parameswaran and Chris Johnson. light came j ust moments after adjust. play its final home game of the Bernstein improved to 12-4, Pidstawski tossed an impressive one­ "It's going to be sad to see them 'Season Saturday at 10 a.m. against Parameswaran won his seventh. hitter in Game I of the doubleheader go." !Salisbury State at the Carpenter straight match to improve to 12-1 th at day. O'Connell's father, who travels to keep Newark from White Plains, N.Y. , for :Sports Building Field. and Johnson improved to 10-3 Pidstawski also tossed a one-hitter The men's team will also play overalL in a disheartening 2-0 home loss to nearly every game, is another source of inspiration for her. ~ ts last home game Saturday at 1 The Hens will close out regular Princeton April 8. fp.m. against Temple. season play today with a 3:30 p.m. Working a no-hitter in the last "He's only missed one game all .. inning, Pidstawski gave up a weak year," she said. " He's a big part of burning The men placed s~ond in last match at Lafayette. my life." turday ' s Temple Tournament, infield single, and walks and errors feating Swarthmore and Temple allowed two runs to cross the plate, Pidstawski has also found a hero ~fore losing the championship DELAWARE WOMEN'S transforming Pidstawski's gem into a in the form of Braves pitcher Greg continued from page B I 0 Maddux. ~a~e . to East Stroudsburg LACROSSE CRUSHES loss. "I like hi s attitud e," she said, "and !U mver~1ty. BOSTON UNIVERSITY "That's tough," she said of low­ The women's team placed sec­ scoring losses. "For myself, I feel control is so important to hi s game. Through their past five wins ond at the West Chester Sophomore Robyn Hill scored like that's a good day. I'm not happy The way he sets people up and mixes (spanning six games), Delaware bat­ ;rournament last weekend. The four goals and added three assists that we lost, but I guess I'm happy up hi s pitches -- I wo uld love to be ters have plated 90 runs. That's an able to be like him ." ~ earn downed Franklin and and 13 other Hens scored as the with the way I pitched." average of 18 runs scored in each M arshall, North Carolina, York Delaware women's lacrosse team Still, she admitted a pitcher takes Not unlike many major-league win. Two of those wins saw the Hens ~allege (Pa.), and Temple, but lost beat Bos ton University 21-2 at some heat fo r any loss. ballplayers, Pidstawski is also a bit score more than 20 runs, and in one superstitious. ~o - Swarthmon; in the champi­ Delaware Field Friday: TJle"'Hens "You have to accept a lot of the game they fell one run shy of 30. "They say pitchers are creatures of onship game. improved to 7-6 with an America responsibility for it," she said, "but Delaware coach Bob Hannah, who habit," the Allentown, Pa., native ' East record of 3-1 . you have to deal with it. You can't let stands 24th in the all-time NCAA yesterday's game affect how you said. " I sleep with the game ball the Division I win column with 929 • Delaware scored the game's first DELAWARE MEN'S TENNIS nine goals on its way to a 13-1 throw tomorrow." night before every game. I warm up wins, says that hitting changes day to the same way. I dress the same way. I BEATS HOFSTRA AT halftime advantage. O ' Connell is also hard on herself day. He says that you can't depend on JIIORTH/SOUTH RUMBLE The Hens also scored the first in defeat. "I feel like, if we lost, then do everything exactl y the same." those bats being there to give the six goals of the second half to lead I didn't pitch well." And as long as she and O 'Connell pitching staff a Grand Canyon's continu e to fire elusive pitches the : The Delaware men's tennis team 19-1. Melissa Hefner, Marisa. She said her teammates have been worth of breathing room. same way, with that same cold stare, r )von five of six singles matches to Vecchiano, Toni Leidy, Kelly Swift a true source of inspiration for her I have just one thing to say to the they could lead the Hens right post a 5-1 victory over host and Sara Hills each added two this season. always modest Hannah: Give your­ Hofstra at the America East goals for Delaware. "My captains, [seniors Lauren through the America East conference self more credit. Every year, this ball­ Jllorth/South Rumble Sunday. The Hens next travel to Hofstra Baugher, Alison Rose and Kristen tournament and into the NCAA play­ club is feared because of its offensive , The Hens, who lost to Hartford Thursday at 4 p.m. Kayana], are the true meaning of offs. tendencies. This season, the pitching NO U 4-3 in the opening round Saturday, has come through spectacularly when TURN improved to 11-5 on the season -compiled from wire reports it had been a preseason ques1ion while Hofstra fell to 11-2. No dou­ by Brad Jennings mark. bles matches were played. At 36-5 overall, 16-2 America East, Hannah and his coaching staff ,MATCH POINT have continued to instill the tradition­ This is no time When putting out a al Delaware mentality into the minds of young players who don't know to turn back. campfire, drown the fire, what it's like to lose. Keep MDA's it, and drown it·again. · lifesaving research Learn to call 911 quickly Christopher Yasiejko is the sports moving forward. if you have one or more editor of The Review_ He doesn't symptoms of stroke, like think losing is cute. 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\ f COMMENTARY Need numbers? • The Philadelphia Phillies have been •••••••••••••••••••••••• having problems drawing fans to For complete statistics, cam­ games on beautiful days. They stink. pus sporting briefs and box But the Hens, who have a 31-4 scores, turn to page B9. record, have similar bad support. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

April 22, 1997 • BIO Scoring spree Menaces on the mound continues Pidstawski, BY JAMIE AMATO Assisranr Sports Ediror O'Connell Following last week's perfor­ mance, in which the Delaware base­ ball team scored 53 runs in two have combined games, the Hens took to the road for a pair of conference doubleheaders for 2.04 ERA at Hartford on Saturday and Sunday. After splitting the two games of BY BRAD JENNINGS the first doubleheader, winning 7-6, Sports Ediror losing 5-3, Delaware rebounded he same cold stare. The same with back- T stem glare. A loaded gun and to-back ster- no mercy. ling perfor­ Any opposing batter who bas mances to dared to step into the box against the wi n both Sunday doubleheader Delaware softball team this season games 16-0• Hens 16-14 ~ bas seen that same cold stare and 14 5 faced that loaded gun. And most - on Hartford 0-5 Sunday and ------· begged for mercy. increase its The Hens' pitching duo of sopho­ record to 36-5, 16-2 in conference m o r e play. _ Krysta I .ast (."hanc:c · The 25th-ranked Hens were Jed TilE REVIEW/File Photo Pidstawski . ...~· by freshman Kevin Mench, who Tim Mahony is tied for the and fresh­ went 7 for 9 throughout the two What: Softball's team lead with 12 HRs. man Kristi games to increase his average to O ' Connell final home game .416. He also added five RBI's to two runs on five hits over six may have Who: Delaware vs. bring his team-leading season total innings to improve his record to 6- compiled a George Mason (DH) to 54. 1. mediocre Where: Delaware In the first game, senior first Junior first baseman bad three l 7 - I 6 Field baseman Tim Mahoney hit his lOth hits, including his 12th home run of record this home run of the year as Delaware the season, which ties him for the season, but Today, 3 p.m. When: jumped out to a 12-0 lead after only team lead with Mench. Junior left­ the pair three innings of play. The Hens fielder Brad Eyman hit his ninth has continued to improve with each were looking to avenge a 5-3 Joss to homer of year, while Mahoney hit intimidating hurl. the Hawks during the second game his lith. Atop the hill, these two young of Saturday's doubleheader. In total, the Hens have hit 64 stars heat up with a look as cold as Hartford ( 11-17, 4-11 America home runs through this season' ice. East) helped Delaware's cause by first 41 games. Their .370 team bat­ As their teammates chant, cheer committing four errors which led to ting average ranks them among the and high-five all around them, these eight unearned Hens runs. Di vision I leaders. two appear unemotional, clearly "We had a very good offensive Delaware will play eight of its concentrating on the all-important game," Delaware coach Bob final 10 games on the road before next pitch. Hannah said. "We got excellant the America East tournament begins "I've always been told not to pitching and got on base a lot." on May 8. Included in those eight show any emotion because the other Junior designated hitter Darren games are two important double­ teams can pick up on that," Pulito hit his third home run in as headers wi th conference rivals Pidstawski (8-7, 1.68 ERA) said. TilE REVIEW /File Photo many days to increase his season Maine and New Hampshire the "So I try not to show that the total to 10. Junior Chris Frey weekend of May 3. umpires are getting to me or that I'm Krysta Pidstawski (above) and Kristi O'Connell have kept the Hens alive this season. pitched hi s second shutout of the "We're trying to win the regular rattled. season, striking out eight and allow­ season to get the number one seed "I don't want to give anyone any ty." "I think I have a lot more confidence in myself ing just six hits to improve his in the tournament," Hannah said. kind of ad vantage." record to 6-0. "It's going to be tough because of O' Connell (9-9, 2.38 ERA) Though both are young, Ferguson said this year," she said. "I prepare better for games and Pidstawski has made great strides since her fresh­ I analyze batters, which I didn't do last year." "I felt like 1 bad control of all my all the road games we have to play agreed. "We 're serious out there," pitches," Frey said. "I had a solid at the end of our season." she said. "[The batters) are as cocky man campaign. "She's stronger, more confident O'Connell, who has tossed 14 complete games and very knowledgeable of the game." and struck out 70, said her first season with the defense behind me and our offense "That's going to be one of our as we are. So we need to prove just exploded. That made it a lot tougher weekends," Frey said. "1 who's cockier. O'Connell has · also made improvements, but team has also been a learning experience. Ferguson said her growth will be more evident next "In high school, you're the big star," she said. easier for me." think it will be a good test for all of "You can't show emotion. All you In game two, the Hens picked up us. " can do is focus." season after her strength conditioning sets in. "Now, in college, a lot of people have proved you "[The freshman season) can be very bumbling wrong. right where they left off, smacking The Hens continue their road trip Delaware coach B.J. Ferguson out 18 hits en route to a 14-5 victo­ this afternoon when they take on said the confidence and cockiness for these kids," Ferguson said. "Some of them "You just have to show them again. You have to come in here thinking they can set the world on fire work your way back to the top." ry. UMBC at 3. Delaware defeated the her pitchers have shown is a trait she Senior Dave Stern allowed only Retrievers 15-10 earlier this season. looks for in college players. - until that first humbling moment." O'Connell definitely enjoyed a moment at the "You want someone who can The distance from the mound to horne plate is top March 26 in a nonconference game with walk off the mound, regroup and go three feet farther at the college level (40 feet for Lafayette. back and throw. [The pitcher) can't high school, 43 feet for college), and the adjust­ The freshman hurled a no-hitter. let the situation or the umpire dictate ment is often difficult. "I threw no-hitters in high school, but I never her performance." Pidstawski, who bas compiled a 1.68 ERA with thought I'd get one in college," she said. Pitino would Ferguson called her underclass three shutouts this season, said she didn 't realize "But our defense did all the work. It wasn'tjust duo the "best 1-2 combination I've how different her freshman year was from high my pitching. It was a total team effort." school until the beginning of this year. seen here in 17 years as far as quali- see PITCHERS page 8 9 resurrect Sixers

o you' re Pat Croce, president of rum it rightside-up. the Philadelphia 76ers, and And, although the Nets' offer of 5 In a rut ... Syou've just fired your rookie percent ownership wasn't enough to coach and general manager. Now, get a nibble, a piece of Comcast after enduring the first fumbled sea­ might do the job. son of a "revolution," you vow to the Just a thought, hypothetically impressionable fans that you are speaking: If Croce's head explodes Seven when, say, he doesn't snag Pitino, "going to love introducing Rick Pitino." bow long will it take for the You say to the media - just CoreStates Center court cleanup crew moments after conceding that you've to mop up the mess? straight made big mistakes, Why are the Cubs so lovable? have big problems ­ I'm having a little trouble under­ With loss to that you standing why a 1-14 baseball team is won't rest being dubbed "lovable." In nearly Loyola, men's until the every newspaper I pick up, on nearly powerful , every web site I visit, the Chicago ]acrosse team is in young, revo­ Cubs, who set a club mark in opening lu tio nary the season with 14 consecutive losses, :worst slump ever Kentucky are "lovable." coach suc­ Isn't it so cute bow the Cubbies completely stink! It just makes me BY KAREN BISCHER cumbs to a team that want to pinch their cheeks and buy Slaff &porter them expensive, ridiculous toys. The Delaware men's lacrosse team TilE REVIEW/File Photo really isn't ·set a school record for consecutive loss­ Delaware hasn't been in control much this season. The Hens' current losing streak is the worst ever. worthy of I love baseball and tradition as :es Saturday with its seventh straight his leader­ much as anyone, probably more, but defeat, a 16-5 loss to Loyola. ship. just because the kids from the Wmdy The record, which bad stood at six game was through. Delaware's Brian Cooper made 20 nine losses this season. Shillinglaw Being Pat Croce, bow exactly do City have a knack for losing (no .games since Loyola (7-2) received key perfor­ saves of his own . noted that the team is doing well in prac­ you do that? World Series championship since ,1993, was mances from three of its players. "Brian was keeping very well. We tice, but the effort is not transferring to When you have Comcast, a bal­ 1908, no pennant since 1945), it does­ ·broken when Attackers Gewas Schindler and Tim were just not playing well [as a team] the field This may be why the team has looning company in cable television, n't make it acceptable. the Hens Goenleman had career highs in goals skill wise," Shillinglaw said. ''We're not lost seven in a row, and now bas the dis­ cellular phones and home shopping, But, on the upside of things, the could not tame scored, while fellow attacker Tim controlling the ball. We've bad consis­ tinction of owning the school's all-time at your fingertips, even the previous­ Phillies can garner a more "lovable" t h e O'Shea tied his own record for scoring. tent opportunities [to score) and we're consecutive loss record. ly impossible can be done. image if they continue to play like the Greyhound -==-----=--- Besides Manion's two goals, the not taking advantage of it." ''We don't feel very good about it," If the Sixers are ever to become a Phillies. Maybe then they'll start 'Offense. Hens 5 Hens received one goal apiece from Jim Down 10-2 at halftime, Shillinglaw Shillinglaw said. 'The players are work­ contender, it will happen within the averaging more than 15,000 in atten­ I u n i or Loyola 16 ~ Bruder (who also had two assists), said he wanted his players to focus on ing bard and putting in a lot of time and next five years. Allen Iverson and dance at each game. Dennis DeBusschere and Kevin Lavey. scoring at a realistic pace, noting that in effort. To come up short is difficult" defenseman -•-•-----· Jerry Stackhouse provide an excellent Sean Manion had two goals on the day "Loyola was zoning the ball and we a game of lacrosse, an eight-goal deficit Shillinglaw also said his team is backcourt. But Stackhouse will leave More runs for your pleasure for Delaware, including the game-tying were not executing [on defense]," is not impossible to overcome. young and inexperienced, but has han­ the team next season ... unless some­ goal in the first quarter. Loyola Delaware coach Bob Shillinglaw said. ''We were down 7-0 against Notre dled the recent situation in a mature one takes charge. I think the Delaware baseball team answered with five goals of its own ''We also did not do a good job facing Dame, and 9-0 against Towson," he manner. He said his team will play Someone like Pitino, who has the bas a problem scoring runs - the later in the quarter. off," he said, noting Loyola's 15 face­ said Delaware came back in each of aggressively in games against Yale, same rabid attitude that Croce has Hens can't stop. Delaware (2-9) went on ·to score off wins to Delaware's seven. those games, but lost 14-13 and 15-13 Penn State and New Hampshire. shown. He's a man who can take a only four goals for the rest of the game, Loyola goal keeper Sean Gaiser respectively. The Hens' next game is at Yale, vastly underachieving franchise and The Hens now have two wins to their Wednesday at 3 p.m. while Loyola added 10 more before the stopped 12 shots on goal while see BATS page B9 J 1 I '