«...

tK?3| ,

a.

: theCORD weekly 1986

University, 18 Laurier Nfimber

26 ""-jjWHfrid Volume 2 Thursday, January 30, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY TODAY!

JPWk a ii/ J Thursday,Jan.3o a I K 1 d / 4:00 -6:30 p.m. 112# / P1025 -1027 5T Al]k/ jIIIS Jl Bk. \ Don't miss this exciting DAVIE Jr i3p %£ » and informative filnni/discussion! yr

SOON —

stranger HP

9 ■ ■ JA A B —Archer Winstcn, N Y Post THAN r^KTi —-St. Elmos Fire— A FILM BY JIM JARMUSCH M [ - I - tv- .f.'/a

AM ASTRAL FILMS RELEASE \ ''-•/■ jfifeM

NOTICE

The executive of Gays of W.L.U.

asked that the 8.0.D. of WLUSU

the club's status as a

recognized club.

interested in Any persons should retaining this club status

- Clubs see Matt Simon Campus

Co-ordinator, WLUSU, before

Feb. Prescind4:30 p.m. Friday, 7/86.

INFO CENTRE

884-5210

GET INVOLVED!

￿ WLUSU Elections Feb. 25 - March 5

￿ Nominations Available Feb. 3 -13 - WLUSU CENTRAL OFFICE THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 30, 1986 3 news

Basement fire claims life, injures students

Sarah Hayward for by someone up a carpool. But then I heard him there say was a fire Laurier students Three escaped next door," said Bergen. from house- early Friday morning a Bergen saw flames flickering in a fire which claimed the life of their basement window, and ran over to

housemate, He 23-year-old Kimberley the house. pounded on the door

Coe. wake the and shouted, trying to up

Victoria Henderson, a second- residents. There was no answer, so economics Lisa year student, he went in and helped McFie and

Hoecht, a first-year business stu- Henderson out of the smoke-filled

dent, and Carree McFie, a first- house.

economics year student, escaped He was unable to find Hoecht serious treated injury; they were for who was overcome by smoke in an

smoke inhalation at Kitchener-Water- upstairs bedroom. Const. Andrew

loo Hospital, then released. Knetsch of Waterloo regional police

The blaze started in the base- went in and carried her to safety.

ment of the 1-1/2-storey house at Fred Nichols, dean of students, Columbia Street the 50 West. Police met the three women at hospi-

found Coe unconscious in her base- tal. He furnished them with clothes

ment apartment, but were unable and food and arranged to have

revive her. She was Clara Con- to pronounced locks put on a lounge in

dead on arrival at K-W Hospital. rad Hall. The students will be living

Coe, formerly of Brantford, had there until suitable accommodation

into just moved the apartment three can be found.

weeks earlier. She was a hairdresser Nichols said that the landlord of

Water- at Terence Hair Design in the building phoned to assure him loo. the that his insurance will cover

The students were awakened by losses incurred by the fire.

a passerby who roused them and Hoecht, Henderson and McFie them helped to safety. Clifford declined to answer questions about

Bergen, 39, of Fort Collins, Color- the fire, although they said they Rre on Columbia Street. A basement fire on Columbia Street early Friday ado the houseat 6 the was jogging past were extremely grateful for help took the life of one woman and injured 3 Laurier students. a.m., when he noticed a man pound- Wilfrid Laurier University gave morning CORD Andrew Dunn. ing on the door of 48 Columbia them. photo by

Street. The cause of the fire is still under "At first I he thought was waking investigation. iAA Nichols Centre inaugurated

by Andrew M. Dunn

The Nichols Campus Centre. PK|A On Monday night, a new name Student Union was given to the

Building. The building is now

named in honour of Fred L. Nichols, Representatives from Canada's largest GRADUATE

dean of students at Laurier for the MANAGEMENTSCHOOLwill be visiting your campus. 23 past years. Come and meet us!

The official naming took place at the Wilfrid Laurier University Stu- TUESDAY, FEB. 4 dents' Union (WLUSU) Honour 2:30-3:30 Awards dinner. The dinner was to p.m. Rm. P3015 Peters Professional honour student volunteers, and Bldg. Nichols the although was present at Wilfrid Laurier University

dinner as a guest, he had no idea

the building was to be renamed. "I'm It's indeed proud. an FACULTY OF honour," he commented.

According to WLUSU president Name Game. The Students' Union Building is now ADMINISTRATIVE STUDIES the Matt Certosimo, renaming was officially the Nichols Campus Centre The signs went originally supposed to take place at 7:30 a.m. Andrew Dunn. last September. "It was delayed up Tuesday. CORD photo by

because we wanted to make it more

formal, and last night was," he

said. is both the tenth students have to make mistakes to This year more space. learn. "I considered the anniversary of WLUSU and the like being The awards dinner, where the of the student. Most fifteenth anniversary of the build- friend young

of the building was it from home will do renaming ing, so was an appropriate time people away sometime announced, was set up to honour for the name change. something foolish ... they students in the many involved volun- After much research, three need someone to let them know activities this and that's teer year, espe- names were taken to the board of okay." cially the eight students selected to directors for a final decision. "There receive honour awards. who was really only one Nichols was much involved person very > Name contributed specifically and con- in the conception and completion of and Address sistently to student life at WLU the Student Union building. Origi- The first-year honour award went

to this Certosimo to Catherine building itself," nally, the student union was housed Ould. Second-year r\s; \ said. in the basement of the Health Ser- awards went to Andrea Cole and

vices Jane Voll. The » building. More room was recipients of the

has been dean of stu- the students of the third-year awards Jane Waur- Nichols needed, so day were Jl He into echen and J. David dents since he came to Laurier. paid $10 per year a trust fund Black, while towards the eventual the originally responded to a magazine construction. fourth-year awards went to Dan advertisement for the position. He Wright, Kathy Diamantes and and When the decision to begin con- was invited to the Jacqueline Bradshaw. campus, Fill in this form and bring it into struction was made, there wasn't took the the he here. / job day got the Cord offices by February 7 his enough money, so only two floors He said he has really loved at noon. could be built. The He remarked top two floors The award were sel- experiences as dean. recipients Turret and the Games ected students are (the Room/- by committee from a that Canadian very number Message their Amer- Offices floors) were built first, with of nominations. The student courteous, compared to com- parking below. This, said ican counterparts, and this fact space mittee based the awards on aca- ensured that the amazed him. "It's been like dying Nichols, last two demic performance, dedication, floors would eventually be com- and felt and going to heaven. I don't think involvement, qualities they

pleted. Completion came several were in I've ever seen a problem which was important students. later, when both the student not solvable," he said. years union and The dean feels that sometimes the university needed 4 Thursday, January 30, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY

istYear party I Arts & Science Students with Campus Marketing

your best deal to Florida $ Earn As You Learn $

DAYTONA BEACH

Computing Sociology you drive O THE PARTY)

$

essSS» Geography Biology V jM/W}y'

dLtmtf WE DRIVE (THE ARTY STARTS HERE) [M |Rl JS~ JflBR INCLUDES: flip "112 \' • trip motor coach transportation to beautiful ■ ■ Daytona Beach (WE DRIVE Packages Only) We use 112 nothing Put modernhighway coaches

• Eight Florida daySfseven nights excitingoceanfronthotels locatedright on theDaytona V

Beach strip Your hotelhas a Peautifulpool sun deck air 1

'"f" 1 col °'™ ° na ° nice s.re.cno< Interested in applying your academic studies to a summer job? Vlffivl^

• A full schedule of FREE pool deck parties every day

wV •Afull list of pre-arranged discountsto save you moneym 112 ) JL

Come and find out more about the INTERNSHIP PROGRAM. '» I"

good time 1 ||

World. deep • Optional side excursions to Disney Epcot

sea fishing, party cruises, etc WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 1986 B SPEND A WEEK — NOT A FORTUNE ROOM P2031

M.15 Peters Building for further information Departure:sat |c-»— •** Return: Sun. teb. 23 ccwDOfar-oncteoogto^i.oconooo

cos>e»ea Dy me Aisin sifiN UP ■ and me«e«o»e * not travel Ac' Curieof irvautlfy Carncxjj

enst oo>v 'o e«oedi'e 12:30 4:00 ■ p.m. or p.m. ra„ CALL TOLL FREE ■

1 -800-423-5264 | fb Note: The deadline for for the is March 6,1986. ... applyingKK 7 InternshipProgram . n n r , oUSm For Waterloo Referral J , sh* MBHHB Sponsored by Campus Marketing M«pttNctop«o«ssK>H*isiNcoui«'ou»s ——J

CLOTH OR PAPER - WHETHER USED ON THIS CAMPUS

OR NOT. WE BUY ALL TITLES HAVING RESALE

MARKET VALUE! - FOLLETT COLLEGE BOOK CO. SELL THEM OUTSIDE THE BOOKSTORE

FEB. 11,12 & 13

TUES. WED. & THURS. 10 a.m. • 4 p.m. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 30, 1986 5 news-

Recommendations pass with no opposition

Andrew M. Dunn Only one recommendation had distribute election of office into line with the fiscal by uments state that WLUSU is the wear, or post any year

more than 40 cast it. votes against or candi- and policies, the term sole representative of students at material for against any budgeting of This The results of Tuesday's general was officially titled the "Rec- date's office for WLUSU BOD members Laurier, both graduate and under- campaign. ommendation Ex- will of the members (full-time on the WLUSU now run from May 1 to meeting graduate. The Chief Electoral Officer April Wilfrid Laurier ecutive 30 of each students) of the Development," and was will now be the Since the Many changes to WLUSU's (CEO) called Chief year. present Students' Union passed by a vote of 199for and 71 Officer avoid term before 1 of this University elections resulted from the general Returning (CRO), to expires May be of the could best interpret- against. possible confusion with the year, the term BOD (WLUSU) meeting. Along with the president any present will be with all recom- The recommendation made the Chief extended until 30. The ed as an agreement and executive vice-president, the term Executive Officer, com- April elections mendations. None of the board of WLUSU president a full-time posi- monly called the CEO in will take place as usual in vice-president: university affairs will many recommenda- March. directors' (BOD) tion, paying $250/week during the instead of corporations. The CRO will chair February or now be elected appoint- and of fall and winter and members of were defeated, none terms $400/ an Electoral Committee, made Finally, the BOD tions ed. Quorum for such elections, or up and executive votes were really close. month during the summer. The of the two a the are no longer the Annual General Meetings as they CRO, deputies, repre- the fill The general of mem- president is required to take exactly sentative of the Inter-Residence permitted to a salaried or wage- meeting are officially called, will be 10% of WLUSU one-half credit in the fall and and the chair of the Con- paying within WLUSU bers of the corporation winter the members of the corporation Council, position their full in allow the students and a maximum of two dur- stitution and during term office. This was designed to terms, (about 420 students at present Operational Develop-

actions of the BOD. the summer. ment (COD) committee. recommendation will prevent con- to approve ing enrolment levels). Also, members All of the In order allow for better flicts of interest for board members Under the corporation's bylaws, original department of the executive and the election to trans- who also hold cannot amend the head have been changed fer of and to bring the term jobs during the the BOD byl- positions committee are now forbidden to power, year. The it can to vice-presidencies. treasurer aws; only pass regulations. Ultimately, bylaw changes must be became the vice-president: finance; passed by the members. the director of student activities became the student CEO tendered The recommendations brought vice-president: resignation included a and the vice- to this general meeting activities; present paid, full-time WLUSU president, president became the executive the No wards disqualified side, later deal with these ambiguities. an vice-president. by Tony Karg a fee increase, autonomous I met with a lot of will be on opposition Grad Student Association, an elect- These vice-presidencies Yes side for On chief from the my decision," ed vice-president: university af- considered part-time positions, and January 16, 1986, the said Boparai. She said that mem- will electoral officer (CEO) of the WLU A solution currently in the works fairs, and an extension in the term be paid $230/month, year- bers of the Yes side later stated that round. The holders will be Students' Union, Robyn Boparai, is the division of the position of of office of the present board, exec- position their she the sole reason for of her was CEO into a committee. utive and volunteers. Also included limited to a maximum of four one- resigned over the questioning Such a defeat. decision the Yes side eventual committee would on half credits term during the fall to disqualify tentatively con- were recommendations quor- per

and and then later the No side in the tain a chief officer election and con- and winter, a minimum of two returning as um, procedures member the summer. Ontario Federation of Students' chair, two deputies, a of duct, and conflict of interest. in Boparai doubts this as both sides To the increased (OFS) referendum. the Constitutional and All recommendations passed eas- accommodate were disqualified from continued Operations Development Committee and "no" vote was incurred these and the students a ily. A "yes" or expenses by campaigning were repre- sentative of the member the Student Administra- She claims that her actions — Inter-Residence required of each voting, changes, free to vote as they chose. Never-

recommenda- tive Council fee which students the of both sides — she said drew increas- Council. When asked, Boparai on each of the ten pay disqualification theless, she stated vote at will be increased in the best interests of the the advantage of such a tions. Members could also by registration by were ing fire and was required to justify format their votes with $2.80, from its present level of students and of parity in the cam- her decision would be that the CEO proxy, sending continually. Yes-OFS and No-OFS would have the to dis- another member. $27.50 per year to $30.30 per paign. Both opportunity

for violation of is faced cuss a decision and defend it collec- Quorum for the meeting was year. were disqualified The problem everyone the She the 100 members present and voting. In other recommendations, electoral policy. The campaigns with is the interpretation of elec- tively. questioned commit- will tee's 183 WLUSU BOD to were for larger toral One of the CEO's impartiality because some of This was easily met, as stu- attempt disqualified using policy. the members in also amend the documents than allowed and for placing duties is to enforce electoral would also be dents voted person. They corporate posters policy and WLUSU members in the held for another 147 bylaws to allow an in incorrect locations. which some who, case proxy votes necessary posters requires interpretation Graduate Students' decision of the OFS students. Out of the total 330 bal- autonomous "When I made the to as to what electoral policy is. The referendum, were on

Association. these doc- the Yes side and after- Election Review Task Force is to one side of the lots cast, only four were spoiled. Currently, disqualify campaign.

heats Campus travel scam up Correction

the Canadian Federa- TORONTO (CUP) — Individual unregistered on-campus student newspapers, Last week's article "Grad stu- iveness." tion of travel student were Students service, students, councils, clubs, representatives caught acting It dents want to be autonomous" should have read, "The Grad- travel Travel and other break the as agents for an American CUTS, warned there could campus groups uate Students' Association will ad- (page 3) contained a paragraph be other ille- Ontario law dozens of times each company, Campus Marketing Inc. companies operating which incorrectly read, "Dormer dress graduate issues with greater by organizing ski trips, spring gally by having student reps handle year that face effectiveness." Because so vacations were pointed out graduates many their transactions. break and other tours. junkets misunder- different and Our apologies for any at stake, the province workedout a very problems issues, The province's ten-year-old this have which are not addressed standing error "one time only" deal, allowing stu- Travel Cuts president Ron Hurd by may Travel Industry Act prohibits the if said the less WLUSU with degree of effect- caused. dents to on they signed company is concerned any individuals from go trip groups or arrang- about a form waiving their right to com- unfair competition than the ing anything but day trips unless if went tangle students would into travel pensation something awry. get sign- they are registered agents. sold In a recent letter sent to ing up for illegally trips. The government's Assistant campus Registrar of Travel, John Bucky,

said last week that he has at least 20 complaints on his desk concern- Poor students will more ing trips organized at colleges or get grants universities.

He said in almost all cases the TORONTO raised with (CUP) — In an effort me is debt load," he in applicants. income students. students simply don't know about to lower debt loads, Ontario's min- said. "Students have been forced to The Ontario Federation of Stu- The day after the announcement, the but "we take the contraven- act, of ister colleges and universities will assume increasingly large loans in dents (OFS), which has made stu- OFS met with ministry officials to tions very seriously." increase student aid aid its grants signifi- order to attend a post-secondary dent improvements one of present its preliminary report on There are 2,700 registered for some low-income this is cantly stu- institution." key campaigns year, was OSAP. The ministry conducting travel agents in Ontario, he said, dents next the with the level of review of the and year. According to ministry, an pleased higher a program and "they certainly object to other Sorbara said 16 Greg January average student from a low-income grants, but is seeking clarification expects to complete it by mid- without groups offering trips being that almost all of an the the approved family can now expect to owe on what minister means by low- summer. Travel registered." agencies pay $10.8 million (eight percent) in- government $1,000 after complet- $2,000 in licensing fees initially crease in the student aid will budget ing a four-year bachelor's degree, and after a $110 a year that, plus to the grant The loan $ 1200 last That go program. compared to year. small of their rzrr^' percentage gross of the Ontario Student with portion compares a $20,000 debt annual sales that into a travel goes Assistance Program (OSAP) will load in British Columbia, $9,600 compensation fund. likely stay at or near its current in the Maritimes and $5,400 in

for that level. the Students who pay trips Quebec, ministry said.

Most of the new aren't organized by bona fide travel grant money

aren't for will to students from families Married students also be agents eligible money go may from administered with incomes of less than for and the provincially $24,000 eligible more grant money

(based on a three-child compensation fund if the trip falls family, with OSAP allowances will increase an child doesn't live its one attending a post- of four across-the- through or up to average percent

advertising. secondary institution). board — below the projected infla-

For example, a of university stu- tion rate 4.4 percent. Those who violate the act are dent The Cord Weekly from a family that earns Funding will increase for the liable for penalties of up to $2,000 $20,000 will receive $4,520 in Ontario Special Bursary Program, and but EL one in jail, Buckley next only 500 each to be published year grants year, an increase of aimed at part-time students, and J said he can't remember charges in the February 13 issue. \ any $600, or 15.3 Bring percent. for the Ontario Work-Study Pro- [|\j •fC\jk laid students or to the Cord offices, 2nd being against Sorbara told the legislature he is which yours gram, provides campus jobs schools. trying to lower the amount students for hard-up students. Last however, 1,000 stu- year, owe after OSAP's leaving college or univer- budget had been wea- dents lost their break nearly spring kened in the sity. past seven years by to Florida after a number of trips "The problem most frequently inflation and a 46 percent increase 6 Thursday, January 30, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY comment

Exercising advertising rights

Almost half of Cord is allotted The Cord every to advertising space.

is not obligated to run all ads which are submitted and, in fact, has the

refuse — right to space to advertising a right which has not been fully exercised.

Most of the has been of recent advertising a simple marketing pro-

ducts or offers of pizza discounts. Some advertisements, however,

imply much more.

In the first two issues of the New Year, an ad appeared for a

"Ladies' (or Girls') Night Out." Although the copy of the ad changed

from the use of the word "girls'' (implying that university females are with the of the ad still on a par six-year-olds) to "ladies," point

remained that this establishment offered a special to women only, ther-

eby discriminating on the basis of sex.

The "Classic Characters" ad, run January 16, was a degrading ste-

reotype of all male engineering students, inferring that pornography and in "frosh bashing," addition to, of course, drinking beer, were inherent elements of the male undergrad life. There discussion Cord staff whether these was some among as to

ads should have been allowed amid heated words about censor- to run,

ship and the Cord's alleged role as an agent of social change. Although

the Cord shares with such "real" as the many principles papers Globe,

there are fundamental differences.

in Advertising revenues often result a game of competition between Most commercial will almost advertise- papers. newspapers print any is ment, so long as it is not fraudulent or blatantly illegal. This why you ads the entertainment see for strippers on front page of the Record's section.

The Cord, with its relatively guaranteed circulation and income, is

not a part of this competition. Along with these guarantees comes a

responsibility which the Cord must take. Our masthead contains a of which that the Cord will statement principles states not print any submission which is considered "racist, sexist, homophobic, libellous in

nature or in bad taste." Because of this desire to be an agent of social change, the Cord has promoted minority rights and denounced racism and discrimination by printing editorials and features on topics ranging

from support of gay rights to the condemnation of pornography.

Two weeks as a result of discussion sparked by the "Girls' ago, Laurier sexism examined Night Out" ad, the word "advertisement" was added to the masthead Characters" ad the first policy. Aware that the engineers' "Classic was the in a the staff was not surprised to find degrading copy in committed at time of or and a campaign, It's not pleasant, but sexism is a fact of life for most any day night imposing

next advertisement, which "typifies" rugby players. Apparently all the Laurier curfew isn't much assistance. women on Wilfrid University campus. system are to enjoy "scrumming down with the cheer- rugby players supposed Women aren't treated equally in all areas at Laurier. What makes a woman different from a man? Well, leaders." Without much because of the discussion, everyone was aware made in We are subject to discriminatory practices did know that have the you women only ever to go to inherent sexism and theme of the characters the continuing campaign, most facilities in residences and not offered the basic our 11:30 bathroom between 10 a.m. and p.m. on some staff voted not to accept the second ad for publication. own student building. Are there any really good reasons be days and never on other days? We hold this fact to With the of deadlines, ads can leak through without suit- pressures for double standards? What really makes a woman self-evident because the only women's washroom on the able discussion. Despite the fact that several staff members were second floor of the newly named Nichols' Campus Cen- against the publishing of the "Girls' Night Out" ad, it appeared twice in News comment is tre (formerly Student Union Building) in the games it. it works the paper without a vote to remove Although sometimes, room. with washroom, is by The gamesroom, the women's this system clearly is not sound. 10 while the of only open from a.m. to 11:30 p.m. rest Most student newspapers have recognized the importance of their Andrea Cole the building (including the men's washroom) is open them advertising policies by putting on paper: formal policies ensure seven days a week round. the year consistency of standards and practices from week to week. One of different from a man? that advertisers rules in most positive effects of written policies is begin to real- Apparently, women need different for living is for women's The games room itself a dumb place a and Clara ize they should simply market their product, without unfair residence. If happen to be a woman living in male using you washroom. Very few women patronize this den of Man Conrad Hall, are to "man hours". degrading stereotypes. you subject machismo. As former Cord editor Chuck Kirkham once

The Cord is one of the few without a formal advertising pol- hours are an archaic tradition which somehow clings papers said, "Placing the women's washroom in the games this is because the business Laurier it icy. Perhaps mentality of makes tenaciously and viciously to the women's residence. The is litter box in the room much like putting your cat's which rules If invite immoral to turn down the revenue advertising brings. Some are simple. a male friend over on any you middle of your local dog pound." that it is of But because of the to friend must might argue an example censorship. weeknight from Sunday Thursday, your Cord's devotion social which is leave 11 the and and exist to change, allowing advertising the premises by p.m.. During Thursday These are clear cases of discrimination, they

ideals Laurier's female stu- obviously counter to such is a massive inconsistency. Sunday curfew hours, men can stay in the building, but here at our university. When will of life? The Cord should not print advertisements which promote products they aren't supposed to sleep there. dents be given a fair shake in all aspects campus

ideas its This includes the establishment of a be in Willison Hall or contrary to principles. If you happen to a man living or

formal written which would eliminate or dis- female visitors have unrestricted not until of them start policy racist, degrading C.H. Little House, your Probably a great many voicing holds them criminatory ads. Rhetoric is not enough. access to the residence. their dissatisfaction with the system that this Why the dichotomy? bound to these discriminatory traditions, says weary

Heather McAsh Crime can be female. the Do women need extra protection? CORD TheCord Weekly is published weekly during the fall and winter

academic terms. Editorial opinions are of the Univer- weekly independent m jealous- and sity, WLUSU, Student Publications. The Cordis a member of Wil'na Un.vers-ly

the Canadian University Press news cooperative. Eight-month, Editor Fred Taylor for addresses within President Kurtz News Editor Andrea Cole 24-issue Cord subscription rates are: $ 17.00 Lynn Canadaand else. students subscribe Directors Jamie Gorham, Theresa Kelly Ass't News Editor Liz Jefferson $20.00 anywhere Co-op may at rate term. Peter Lear, Roger Nault Entertainment Editor Matt Johnston the of $7.00 per 4-month work The Cord welcomes all criticisms and Sports Editor Rob Furlong comments, suggestions from its readers. Letters the Editor must be Copy Editors Marina Munro to typed, double-spaced Diane Wright 884-2990 and handed in the editor the week of LGOTOH Heather Lemon to by Monday noon publica- tion. All letters full and Production Manager Heather McAsh must bear the author's name and telephone student numbers. All letters for The UNIVERSITY TYPESETTING Production Ass'ts Karen Schmalz are subject to editing length. and Roger Nault 884-2990 Cord reserves the right to withhold submission or advertise- Doris Docs any TRANSPARENCIES

which it libellous in _ Photo Manager lan Dollar ment considers racist, sexist, homophobic, or bad Photo Technician Andrew M. Dunn taste.

Arts Technician David The Cord offices are located on the 2nd floor of the Student Graphic Wilmering Student Publications Advertising ... 884-2990 Union at Wilfrid Laurier University. The Cord is Circulation and Filing Manager Diana Kastelic Building Weekly Kitchener. Classifieds Co-ordinator Corina Kelly printed at Fairway Press, Manager Bert Trapman Copyright 1986 by Student Publications, Wilfrid Laurier Uni- Systems Technician Stephan Deschenes N2L 3C5. No of this Ad Manager Bert Trapman versity, Waterloo, Ontario, part publication Ad Reps Zoltan Horcsok, Dave Mcintosh, Al Strathdee be reproduced without of the editor. Contributors: Bruce Arculus, Dave Banton, Chris Bechard, Chris- may permission Contributors con't: Don Minato, Scott Piatkowski, Ram- tine Bowman, Eric Brown, Richard Cousins, Sarah Hayward, Audrey National Advertising say, lngrid Randoja, Ron Shuttleworth, Tony Spencer, Chris Star- Tony Karg, Dave King, Lynn Kurtz, Peter J. Lear, Chris Lobsin- Plus Janice Anne Marie Sue Campus (416)481-7283 Brad Paul McLean key, Tuominen, Tymec, Wallace, ger, Lyon, MacDonald, Steve Michael Wert, Ralph Zamboni, Robb Zilles comment THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 30, 1986 7

Festival salutes the Japanese Question

made this I this becauseof the popularity possible. say historical For context in which Festival Japan occurs. Guest comment example, 1985 was the fortieth since the drop- of year the Week by ping of the first atomic bomb. 1985 also marked the fortieth anniversary of the closing of concentration John Iwohara in North after the camps America. Even forty years of these closing camps no reparations or even an be It the "issei" apology appear to forthcoming. was

In a period of forty years the popularity of Japan and "nisei" who lived through the prejudice and the and what is Japanese has increased dramatically. hatred to allow those like myself to participate in a Sushi has from fish gone being a raw barbaric food to Festival Japan. the delicacy that would be What do think is the main hazard any epicurean embar- As a final comment, I cannot help but wonder what you safety rassed not to know about. the father like this. I anything Perhaps single my would say about something can around the campus? item which highlights this increased the him Not popularity see saying, "John, you're very lucky. only by Stephan Deschenes and Andrew Dunn most is the rising sun design which once allowed but the school symbolized are you to go to school, you're

the Japanese military but is now a common t-shirt is as well." going to celebrating your heritage Forty design. What is Japan and has who would have that Japanese literally years ago thought something become fashionable. like this would be possible? All 1 know is that I am this Although popularity has helped to make festi- looking forward to participating in Festival Japan. 1 val Festival also tribute Japan a reality, Japan is a to would also like to thank those who planned Festival all the first- and second-generation Canadians of Jap- Japan for, knowingly or unknowingly, paying this descent since anese they, more than anybody, have tribute. The handicapped access ramp outside the CTB going towards

the library. It is too steep and

there is no way anyone could its use it, handicapped or non, Optimism...(and opposite) especially during the winter. Serge Linarello

3rd Year Arts & Science

... Scientific truth was going to make us so happy and he content." Then, still a went to war. At guest column young man,

age twenty-one, he was a prisoner in Dresden, Ger- by when that many, city was burned to the ground by talk Tom York Allied bombers. "So 1 had a heart-to-heart with

Social norms. Individuals col- myself. 'Hey, Corporal Vonnegut,' I said to myself, around believe be lectively campus 'maybe you were wrong to an optimist. Maybe " in some ideals "This is distinct of Linus is the very unnecessary a philosophy mine," says pessimism thing.' (such as modes of appearance) in Charles Schultz's comic strip Peanuts. "No prob- "I have been a consistent pessimist ever since, with which can make stupidly that In to wife to things lem is so big or so complicated it can't be ran a few exceptions. order persuade my dangerous. of 1 had to her that the away from." marry me, course, promise Tim future would be And then I had to lie to heavenly ... 3rd Year Honours doesn't back this her time she threatened leave because I Philosophy Rings true, it? When you look on every to me

or that situation you've lived through, when all the was too pessimistic.

subtleties have been the took "I saved our times forgotten, stance you marriage many by exclaiming,

1 at the of the tunnel at last!' was either fight or flight, loyalty or desertion, pass or 'Wait! Wait! see light end

fail. And I wish I could tunnels bring light to your today.

There are of who that failure is wife me but there is no those, course, say My begged to bring you light,

pre-programmed, that life is a cheat and a disap- light. Everything is going to become unimaginably

and that is and never better If 1 lied pointment, every new opportunity a set-up. worse, get again. to you in Ellison's Invisible about would that I'd lied and Like the character Ralph Man, that, you sense to you, We who gets turfed out of the black college he has been that would be another cause for gloom. have

attending in the deep South and is sent to New York to enough causes for gloom."

seek his fortune. He is given a sealed envelope with a So we do. There's all the difference in the world Theelevator in the CTB because

"reference" from the of the but he between Robert Lowell's "If there's light at the end of it stuck president college, gets and nobody res- he it's the finds he cannot land a job. Finally, in frustration, the tunnel, light of an oncoming train," and ponds to the alarm bell. John tears and the reference for Capt. "When the an abun- open the envelope reads Merry's sky falls, Mary-Ellen King himself. It "Keep this boy dance of larks be catched." And the difference is 2nd says, nigger running." may Year Honours English There and have this: dead there's are, always been, pessimists, none pessimism is a end, whereas always "The the with bitterer than the Preacher of Ecclesiastes: race possibility optimisim that your outlook may

is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, nor transform the situation.

In the dark in bread to the wise, nor riches to the intelligent, nor December of 1942 Germany, Die-

favour the men of skill Like fish which are taken trich Bonhoeffer wrote to a friend: "The essence of to ...

in an evil net, and like birds which are caught in a optimism is not its view of the present, but the fact that

the at evil all others around snare, so sons of men are snared an time, it inspires life and hope when one

it them." in. It when suddenly falls upon (8:11,12) give enables a man to hold his head high when

And then there are those who started out as seems to that holds optim- everything go wrong ... optimism

and somewhere the Novelist Kurt for the future should be if it ists, along way ... hope never despised, even 1970 class told is The inadequate removal of ice Vonnegut in a speech to a graduating proved wrong a hundred times." what had him. "I used be from the stairs. happened to to an optimist," (The Rev. Dr. Tom York is United Church chaplain to University he said. "This was during boyhood in Indianapolis Ashley Cameron my of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University) 4th Year Non-Co-op business Letters continued|on page 8„

Music loses loyal Turret goers

Dear Samboard, kouri, Rose Petals on the Micro- Please, don't forget the BTO. Here fine Rene are other songs to go wave; Simard, choice; your Keep up the good work, Fed Hall is The intersection of along with the classics played last Abba, Dancing Queen & Nina mid-campus sounding better all the time, drive and Friday night: Paul Anka & Odia Pretty Ballerina; Captain &Tenille, University Avenue because Norm O'Rourke we have had Cotes, You're Having My Baby; Muskrat Love and Donny more accidents there Anne Murray, Snowbird; Neil Osmond, Puppy Love (for Randy Mulville than anywhere (former else. Sedaka, Bad Blood; Nana Mous- Margaret). loyal Turret goers) John Baal WLULA by Ron Shuttleworth Chief of Security

The security guards. Tim Martens

1 st Year Music

Gael Mulvaney 4th Year Music 8 1986 THE CORD Thursday, January 30, WEEKLY comment

THE PLACE TO BE Tips for the socially inept?

THE W.L.U. LETTERMEN CLUB

AND HOTEL WATERLOO Whether consider a least "Blow it you yourself false" should be avoided or at buglehead." But what

PRESENT BMOC (Big Man On Campus), or about to pistol whipped. responses snarky com- the who can't under- which should ments such "Do you're type Social faux pas one as, you need alco- about hol have stand why people make jokes steer clear of (they could tarnish the to a good time?" First Herb Tarlick's the fol- off the floor wardrobe, image) such as crawling on your pick yourself up (or at will enable to fulfill least sit up), and lowing you your back at toga parties or bringing up say, "Only around NEW REGIME social totally. These few the of friend John Tho- you! potential topic your could be considered sound three In remember that pointers mas in groups of or more. closing small # 1 CANADA'S advice from sound but often find rodents are friends minds, Do you yourself being your though the

NEW MUSIC GROUP shouldn't for health reasons (ours down with- Book of Common cut by a contemporary Worship pre- and vents And WITH yours). out having a suitable reply handy? marriage. one final plea for all Business First a few quick pointers "Oh yeah," "Says you," and "Well to students, please SPECIAL GUESTS to keep so's don't refrain from party-goers: (a) always try your mother," just quite stating opinions on all stains glass intact & remove (b) make it. Always effective, how- any subject.

footnote stolen remember old Thank jokes (c) ever, are standards such as, you. ZIP ZIP 4 the aren't serious that police truly "At least I'll be sober in the morn-

until they use (As well, one still be Mr. P.S. Be on the lookout for IN CONCERT teargas. ing, you'll ugly" (thanks our should refrain from Bulimia comment con- Bash — Churchill), "Ride it" (performed upcoming all you foodstuffs found anoth- drink cerning in with the appropriate gesturing), can twice. er's or your own vomit.) "May your first-born daughter's

So find in a social the Chris McGrail you yourself back never see light of day"and

situation where conversations are

do going on around you, how you FEB. 7 8:00 FRIDAY, p.m. become involved in one and with avoid BINGEMAN PARK, MARSHALL HALL whom? As a rule people "1 Bad stand out TICKETS $7 AVAILABLE wearing t-shirts proclaiming like images Freud, do you?" or anyone from IN THE CONCOURSE Western. And although it is true I've often wondered why univer- hoos, previously unknown that is,

that woman's heart have until last Saturday night. a good way to a sity students such a bad image is through her bone, tripping in of the residents of the On Saturday I had the funny the eyes night priv- in recent a cripple, as mentioned a K-W area. Most of us make fairly ilege of observing university stu-

National article on pick- Some of us even Lampoon good neighbours. dents at their finest. While 1 was advised is not — even members ing up girls, attempt tobecome active waiting for a bus on University • INCLUDES 2 FOR 1 DINNER VOUCHER FROM we find it Mem- in though hysterical! of the community by taking part Avenue 1 watched as several stu- CHADD'S AT HOTEL WATERLOO ($lO VALUE) both who bers of sexes wear so various local and dents stumbled of a LICENSED - PROOF OF AGE NECESSARY organizations out party at

much make-up they find it Yet for rea- impossi- municipal programs. Dag Hammerskold Residence. ble to smile (for fear of cracking unknown to sons previously me, Once outside the residence, they their who make such state- students MATCOR INTERNATIONAL PRODUCTION faces) university have always proceeded to continue the party in

ments as "everyone here is so been and seen as drunken, rowdy ya- the residence driveway even-

tually into the middle of University

Ave. It was at this moment, as 1

watched the faces of the drivers as

they had to stop while these parag-

ons of knowledge celebrated Sat- urday night in the middle of the

street, that I realized why K-W res-

idents don't appreciate us. The

next time any of those drivers are

involved in a conversation about

do think university students, you they will remember the amount of that the students raised for money that the students Cystic Fibrosis or

organized a task force to increase

the student awareness of the munic-

ipal election?

No, they will remember the

drunken fool standing in the middle

of University Avenue yelling at him

and his wife while they were on the

their way to weekly bowling tour-

nament. And the sad part is, can blame you them?

Jamie Gorham

Return of

pearls appreciated

I would sincerely like to thank involved those individuals who were

of freshwater pearl in the return my bracelet.

First, I would like to express my individuals who gratitude to the two bra- thought they had found my

celet. Your concern was greatly the appreciated! To the people at thank InfoCentre, 1 would like to

for time and concern. you your are the work; you Keep up good service to the stu- providing a great

dent body of WLU.

And lastly, I'd like to express my individual heartfelt thanks to the

who found bracelet and turned my I as it in to the InfoCentre. Seeing

had lost it at the end of November,

see it again. thought 1 would never 't Thank whoever are you you are know there still sure is good to around. some honest people

With sincere thanks, Schmalz Karen

~—.. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 30, 1986 9 inbrief THE GODFATHER Pizza & Subs

U of T closes architecture

TORONTO (CUP) — The president of academic matter."

Canada's largest university told a large U of T's projected deficit is $7.2 million

audience of architecture students January for 1986-87, despite cuts it has already 23 that he is shut down their made the of planning to to faculty architecture, among

faculty as soon as they graduate. others. The announcementby University of Tor- However, the faculty has also had prob-

onto president George Connell took the 200 lems with internal bickering and dissension. into have students by surprise. They had crowded Students complained of a curriculum Connell he that for the hall expecting to say had ten years has emphasized either

end a student technical skills found a way to boycott or design skills, but rarely

sparked by discontent over option courses provided both. They have seen three deans of the in the students and the quality faculty's leadership. last four years. Recently that the refused "It's really, really disappointing to sign up for third-and fourth-year

of which calls itself studio courses which before University Toronto, they must pass of the close Harvard North, can down one of graduating, saying they are too technical said this and have little its most important faculties," Ralph year, design value.

Giannone, the president of the architecture Connell blamed government underfund-

students union. "It (the announcement) was ing for the need to close the faculty, but

of wouldn't the biggest shock my life." say whether U of T would have to will Students enrolled in the faculty be chop other programs.

allowed to finish their degrees, but no new The 386-student faculty, which includes

students will be admitted and the school will landscape architecture, provides one of only

shrink in gradually until it disappears in three accredited architecture programs 1989-90. Ontario. Although it doesn't enjoy the high- refused architecture Connell to give the exact reasons est reputation among schools, the for the closure, but told reporters it is "not its students say Toronto is recognized as Home of the $5.99 8 Slice Pizza ! purely a financial matter and not purely an centre for architecture in Canada.

MONDAY \[X- tests their pub SPECIAL Ryerson goers TUESDAY U e OFFER! / °^ LIMITED TIME . , . , said he the combination Sub at the — $2,000 TORONTO at Hayward expects _ (CUP) Pub-goers Ryer- A rirL ,TC cq qq OF E,GHTS "$B BB PAIR ' don't have machine to for itself by the end of this son Polytechnical Institute to wait pay regular low price of 53.05 but admits students aren't it as V> Pizzas for officer them over to find using slice 4 item a police to pull year, j Buy two eight an( get much when it was first installed. out they're unfit to drive. The Filling Station as r an incredible low of $8.88 THE SECOND ONE FREE ! f° price student "The out a bit," he said. bar is one of a handful of pubs in novelty's wearing Of the four Station inter- Canada equipped with a breathalyzer, Filling patrons

viewed, two had used the breathalyzer, but bought earlier this year. fun said were it out for and Slip in a quarter, breathe through a straw they just trying tells if blood not to their and a digital display you your judge impairment.

"I know when I'm not fit to said alcohol level is above or below the legal limit drive," student Whitehouse. of 80 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millilitres Ryerson Ed of blood. Another one-time sampler, Wayne Lee, said the is The wall-mounted Alcohol Guard ma- machine a "good idea", but ques-

—a—— i< the local tioned the ability of device to chine was installed at Ryerson by any gauge

chapter of Boost Alcohol Consciousness impairment. Concerning the Health of University Stu- BACCHUS's Hayward said two of the be six at group's early concerns proved to unjusti- dents (BACCHUS), begun years ago the University of Florida. BACCHUS has fied. People haven't been drinking more to how much their blood alcohol level 256 U.S. and five Canadian chapters. see Ryerson chapter president Barry Hay- would rise. And because the machine's is in court, at ward said the instrument was installed as accuracy not accepted nobody

the school would be liable for damages if a "part of a broad educational thing the machine BACCHUS wanted to do" to convince driv- person using was subsequently PARTY involved in a car accident. ers they should drink in moderation.

with Campus Marketing

YOUR BEST DEAL TO FORT LAUDERDALE Engineers face opposition to ride

fierce — do it VANCOUVER (CUP) Despite and women not see the ride, will still YOU DRIVE (TO THE PARTY) their and from opposition from own deans affect them."

the at the Univer- the the ride embodies campus groups, engineers But engineers say Columbia intend sity of British to proceed the spirit of engineers and they are unwilling

with their annual Lady Godiva ride, now to break the tradition.

called the Peeping Tom parade. "Lady Godiva is the patron saint of engi- WE DRIVE ARTY STARTS taken (THE HERE) The ride, which has place every neering," said Rich Fitzpatrick, treasurer of

February since 1951, involves parading a the engineering undergrad society.

the on a nude woman through campus "The ride symbolises a kind of spirit O surrounded stand what horse, by rowdy engineers. (engineers share) to up for you $ZSl"ci, "When the Lower Mainland community believe in under pressure.' that sexism is sees this ride, it sees con-

said Gloria Coombs, a first-year doned," INCLUDES: (112 Fitzpatrick said he doesn't consider the applied science student. • Round tripmotor coachtransportation to beautifulFort L yr he admit- Lauderdale(WE DRIVE Packages Only) We use nothing V \k the Coalition ride sexist or degrading although Danica a member of butmodem coaches \ Gleave, highway \ '^V. if the \ ted he • said: "This ride would "probably" feel differently Florida days/seven endless at one of our '~yN vv\ Against Sexism on Campus, Eight nights y. •: \ exciting oceanfronthotels, located right on the Fort """*■•£ m \ woman on the horse was his \ violence toward wom- girlfriend. Lauderdale Your hotel has a beautiful sun is a public display of strip. pool, y ~ ''' deck, air conditionedrooms, color TV. anda nice long \ "But that will never he said. other happen," stretch beach. en."Even if people (than engineers) of -•** ".** \ . \

• FREE pool deck parties • \\

•Afulllist ofpre-arranged discountsto save you moneyin

Travel to insure smooth and • representatives a trip a

* goodtime. >S\ | |1 U All taxesand no at ofA • tips. | VH Wl No test, registration |

A A SPEND WEEK — NOT FORTUNE | \

— The to the test. 1 EDMONTON (CUP) university pass FOR FURTHER INFORMATION \ of Alberta stu- Caroline informed fifteen university Nevin, U of A student council AND SIGN UP 1 % that their dents over the Christmas holidays vice-president, said the council has no plans cancelled because registrations have been to intervene on the students' behalf. Alberta Com- "If wish they did not write the Writing they to challenge it in court, we'd back petency Test. probably them," Nevin said. CALL TOLL FREE if flf CampusMarketing. Inc is aU S based and last Nevin said she has Bpw t| corporationoffering lours in Canodo Seven students wrote passed recommended some 5 MM Mm fno and therefore is no' covered by the M| mm V Travel others Vjß lp JVjB ' 3 current industry Act Campus but to h exist to week, and then registered, eight changes the test to benefit students. She ■ ■ ■ ■ #B H Representatives only expedite ■ BB 3 motenais and escort tours are of the for also said the should out university good. senate accept other KH CampusMarketing. Inc.

and three U of A students proof of hg Glen Ellyn. Illinois 601 M Five hundred writing competence like a passing have writ- in 1983 and 1984 who grade in a full registered English course or a pass on the

the were in danger of Test of ten and flunked test English as a I-v IbSSii Foreign Language, Sponsored by Compus Marketing Expf»iENCED«>oFfssior*AisiNcoiiEGtiou«" j|j| - from the school. The U of A which international students have expulsion to pass until 1986 senate decided to give them April before studying in Canada. 10 Thursday, January 30, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY news

Students question principles of McGill Daily

MONTREAL — the students (CUP) Sixty stu- occupation, called for of students there," said. Smyth "We've explained this to the The Daily is attacked being on dents occupied the McGill Daily an amendment to the weren't all Daily's "They conservatives organisers. It's a few students other fronts by just as well. The McGill of office last week to protest what they statement principles "to accom- stretch." any grandstanding." Students' is Society refusing to sign call the biased and irresponsible modate the free expression of Students carried placards that Editor-in-chief Melinda Wittstock a rent agreement with the Daily of the student diverse journalism paper. opinion." said "Put the to dogma sleep" and pointed out that all newspapers are unless its statement of principles is "The is of the Daily totally unrespon- Organisers occupation "Free at the biased. speech Daily." "The difference is that we changed. An opt-out campaign, sive to student needs," said Perry made rallying in the speeches Senior news editor Brendan admit she said. our bias," where students could choose a economics cafeteria and the student union Weston the Smyth, third-year objected to "The is an alternative disruption. Daily whether they want to pay fees to student. "What students want is lobby before going to the "We've Daily always discussed issues press," said Wittstock. "It's the has also been pur- paper, organised. news." offices. to more campus According Smyth, at with any student who asked, and is to combat racism, sexism, The pose Daily' s statement of princi- Students also claimed the Daily least 30 people staff and staff spontaneously our are heterosexism, and economic meetings injus- ples is based on the belief that Can- is "cliquish" and anti-semitic. joined the occupation. and democratic." while open tice, covering news ada is a class fairly, society and that the In a petition circulated after the "There was a wide cross-section accurately, and to the best of its should be newspaper an agent of ability." social change. said staff members told Smyth "1 don't want to see the paper him if he the wants to change paper die," said "I think Smyth. having a he should write for it. "To some- McGill get Daily is great, but there has worth think thing paying for, I don't to be some set way up so students I have to do that," Smyth said. can their students register or Starving are a approval reality "Most students don't have time to disapproval." be We journalists. have careers The McGill Daily is celebrating and whatnot." its 75th of year publication. HALIFAX — Dalhousie offices for food last week. Rizvi another is (CUP) looking says problem student council is food organising a So many students are broke the attitude that people in the who don't bank to feed students because the Nova Scotia student Western World don't starve and

have to feed them- still hasn't enough money department processed that they are often too proud to York U divests selves. all the loan Rizvi said. admit don't have the applications, they money to "We've already received some The student aid department com- buy food. since this and has been distress calls we announced puterized "But if we can have a real out- York conduct year TORONTO (CUP) — Uni- for operating in South the food bank would be all starting," several months behind year. pouring of generosity to people in versity has become the second uni- Africa. said Reza Rizvi, Dalhousie student "The student 1 saw today just Ethiopia, why can't we care about divest The versity in Canada to totally York decision was made council "This should vice-president. found out he didn't get his loan, but those who sit next to us in class?" from companies with holdings in during a 45-minute closed discus- it this he he show those people who say isn't at point said cared he asks. South Africa. sion and must be approved by the needed that they are wrong." about his education to The local media has paid lots of enough go York's All University Pension pension fund board of trustees. A The council meal tickets without food in order for gaveout to pay attention to one student caught member Committee, who are representa- of the pension committee, three students who the Lj came to tuition," said Rizvi. stealing food from the women's res- tives from campus unions, man- faculty rep Robert Drummond, idence but council garbage, many agement, and administration, voted said, "my suspicion is that they'll members feel the journalists are last withdraw within Wednesday to probably go along with it." the real missing story — students estimated million one year the $8-9 The vote count has been kept who are not doing anything to get it in had invested companies deal- secret, but Drummond said that a food and who are suffering from ing with South Africa. "large majority" of the six or seven result. malnutrition as a Almost all York linked members in money to present voted favour of Meanwhile at Simon Fraser South Africa was contained in the divestment. Dissenters, he said, University, a food bank, organized one $180 million dollar pension argued divestment isn't the most two Catholic by campus groups, fund. in which the effective of the Companies pen- way pressuring has been operating since December sion fund had invested since 1984, South African government to 1984. The two placed groups including Alcan, Cominco, Chase change its racist policies. boxes for tinned food in all campus The Manhattan, Deßeers, Consolidated motion was brought to the retail food outlets and put money Mines, Falconbridge, Hudson's committee by the York University tins in the pubs and restaurants. and Bay Mining Smelting, IBM, Divestment Committee (YUDC), a

Fowler, a member of the Terry and Xerox, are all linked nine-month-old made of Seagram's group up student society, said col- money to South Africa. students, faculty and staff. lected from the tins is used fill in to York joined McGill to become YUDC chair Dave Himbara in food donations. "We have gaps the second Canadian university to lauded the pension committee's

a special problem getting protein totally divest as a protest against decision and how it was made. but — we spaghetti, not get spagh- the apartheid policies of South etti sauce," she said. Africa. The University of Toronto "This has been the friendliest Fowler said students and needing decided in December 1985 to div- smoothest divestment mounted

food include married students with anywhere to est only from Canadian and U.S. my knowledge," families, single and inter- Himbara told parents, companies that failed to adhere to Excalibur, York's national students. the federal government's code of student newspaper.

Parking replaces Bricker House

by Christine Bowman brought the college in touch with scholarships for children of new- said Stewart. the academically and socially accept- comers to Canada," able of the community," said her After Aksim's children moved

Come to flamboro downs Harness Racetrack any students' night this A lot will stand in Use she first house parking soon daughter Stewart of Kitchener, away, became the 00 winter and could win tuition, to a maximum of M,OOO. you your up the place where a historic Bricker who is Aksim's only surviving child. mother at Clara Conrad Hall. Upon out To qualify just fill the ballot in this ad and bring it to the track any Avenue house used to stand. Aksim moved to Canada with retirement, she returned to her Saturday night. Enter often and increase your odds! (Winning entry to The landmark "Bricker House" husband and made her in 1929 after fleeing house was an honourary be drawn March 15, 1986). was bought by Marie Aksim in Russia in the Revolution of 1919. member of WLU Women's Assoc- Proof of enrollment required ■■ an |h -o

■ I * to when Laurier was known as said Black- Students with valid I.D. cards "Mrs. Aksim's escape from university educated," Address | Waterloo Lutheran Aksim College. Russia like it in the more. Aksim continued admitted to Grandstand FREE every was just was gardening

to I in but her con- until she her and Saturday night March 15,1986. J passed away 1982, movie Dr. Zhivago. She escaped was in nineties tributions the to university and the the invasion with her two remained in touch with various Phone# during

weekly community continue to be remem- I S sons and her daughter," said community groups. College/University ■ bered. Aksim was ready to help any PRIZES Blackmore. who Laurier Economics Professor student or faculty member I Concert tickets, albums and great | Blackmore boarder Ralph was a at Stewart described her mother as needed a temporary place to stay, 'mystery' prizes to be won each ■ the house for fifteen "When made invalua- years. being involved in helping people in by doing this she an week — courtesy of CKOC 1150 entered the it like you house, was the Kitchener-Waterloo area. ble contribution to the university Radio. Deposit ballots only on Student

were in 1925 with the the itself. also the at Nights at flamboro downs you living "Mother was a liaison between She was on faculty old-fashioned and furniture of lamps community and the university," Laurier for a number years. he said. historic there," she said. Aksim worked at Free- The destruction of the "Have you played today?" %. Bricker House served as a meet- house Bricker Street took fifty port Hospital, was a founding on for students and member of the of Friend- the history ing place faculty, Council years of university's the flamboro downs the community-at-large. A well- ship, and established reading along with it. Stewart called

known event was the for in house "a little place, campus groups people interested very ordinary nights,Wed. thru Sun. Doors 6:00. Post time where for Racing 5 open 7:30. Bricker House coffee hour German and Russian classics. but one that was always open

between 6& 8. Flamborough(416) 627-3561 Hwy. 5, friends could meet. "These events "Mother who needed arranged resources for people a refuge. feature THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 30, 1986 11

ActionSouthAfrica

Part three of a three-part CORD feature

by Christine Selbstaedt

Mandela

remains a very Nelsonimportant figure in South African poli-

tics even though he has been

for 21 imprisoned now years.

Mesenbring: "I don't think that

there's another black leader that is so

widely regarded by the black people as

their leader. The whites have a long-

standing tradition of telling Blacks who

their leaders are and Blacks just know

that these are puppets. They in no way reflect genuine Black thinking. They tell

the whites what the whites want to

hear. So it's really important that where

there is consensus about who they

respect and regard as a leader —

someone who will stand up and who

will speak to the whites some sem- Black communities." squelched, we are depriving the world blance of what they feel as a majority — The ultimate goal is to make the community of the gifts of promise, have to deal with you that kind of per- Freedom Charter of the ANC a reality: hope, and strength that these people son. The whites have systematically equal opportunity and freedom for all have to offer. Remember — we are

people in South Africa — regardless of humans because of the interrelation- of and between race, sex, colour. All the people ships interdependence

we are humans South Africa need to be freed from It is our because of the people. responsibility as

interrelationships and interde- their chains of oppression — including humans to act.

white South Africans. We can help Boesak: "I have found that a pendence between people. It is the decision

the people of South Africa to reach this to make a commitment to is not our humans justice responsibility as goal and without tremendous something that you can do once for all; to act. in to bloodshed. We have played a part it's something that you have pray about the oppression. By supporting the every day and find the courage for South African economy through pro- every day anew." tried to kill, or ban, or get rid of those duct buying and investment, we are David Mesenbring is the Associate Blacks who reflect the large degree of and helping to sustain, even are actively Director of the Southern Advo- Black Africa thinking. South Africa is a broad the of the encouraging, oppression cacy Program of Lutheran World Min- spectrum of different people and this is If Blacks. we allow the Blacks to be istries, New York. all the more reason to work with the

people who reflect the major consti-

tuencies and not just the uni-ethnic

constituencies. Nelson Mandela is such

a leader, unlike Chief Buthelezi, who

has no support outside the Zulu people,

except for the white businessmen."

Boesak is an important active figure inside the country right now although

he is in danger of being imprisoned

again. Mesenbring: "He's the kind of apartheid leader that actually inspires the people to move forward. That's why he was arrested. He's dangerous to the

— governnment he's aggressive — he's

fearless. Also he's involved in the Uni-

ted Front Democratic (UDF) which is a

major political organization inside the

country right now. Boesak is one of the main leaders. UDF is a broad coalition of some 600 community organizations,

churches, and professional organiza- tions in the white, colored, Indian and THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 30, 1986 13 12 Thursday, January 30, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY feature feature

"To serve, to strive and not to yield." We ate much less on the trail than from the and from of many White, pure potable This motto may conjure up images eat at home but found that the Our white bottles the people Superior) a day. plastic Arthurian quests, or a call to arms at air and fresh campfire cooking satisfied were refilled and of Cana- emptied just as quickly very least. What the slogan the appetites. Nonetheless, at least two or at portage and trail stop. dian Outward Bound Wilderness School every three people would ensure that each The journey also entailed a lot of hon- (COBWS) does signify is a call of a differ-

in — empty pot was fact empty after most esty and respect respect for others, and ent sort — a call to adventure. The call to meals, thereby creating a "potlickers' respect forthe park. (A Pukwaska natural- exploration is twofold, as COBWS partic- club." ist said the park is one of the parks that ipants explore nature and potentially un- Woods life OB style requires a number could be affected by a federal government tested personal resources. of adjustments, most of them pleasant decision to allow mining in nationalparks.

releases from cultural norms and routine. The fragile ecosystem of the area is far too Service to others within thetrip team (or No watches were allowed on the be the of is trip; we valuable to exposed to ravages brigade, as COBWS groups are known) told time by the sun (each fingerwidth commercial resource extraction.) a central focus on Outward Bound (OB) above the horizon equals fifteen minutes The highlight of the outing was two expeditions. At the end of a trip, a brigade until sundown). Alcohol, druqs, walkmans days of solo camping at Oiseau Bay, two also collectively serves by performing a

in the half-day or day-long service project

form of trail blazing or trail maintenance

the has on behalf of the park in which trip

taken place. Striving to master new skills,

unfamil- to overcome the challenges of an "D iar natural environment, and striving to

the the difficult challenge fears of new, tough yet gentle, humble yet bold, swayed and the unexpected is the norm. of truth and OB founder Kurt Haan My OB experience as part of a group always by beauty."

and two OUTWARD six men, three women instructors

during a fourteen-day stint in Pukwaska

national park last August is well summed

For five canoed up by the motto. days we traf- BOUND and books were also taboo. Deodorant days removed from the amenities and and kayaked the White River from White was optional but discouraged, as sweet fic of the main park area. Each brigade Lake provincial park to the mouth of the smellsattract mosquitoes and otherflying member was left to his or her own devices river on the north shore of Lake Superior. with little that had varmints. on the Superior shore, The brigade then hiked along a coastal Our brigade was eventually dubbedthe to be done, and a unique opportunity to trail, camping collectively and individu- because of our cus- whittle, in the 8 The as Nightshifters, largely reflect, meditate, nap sun, All Outward Bound participants are Day ... day began every ally before returning to the main area of tom of wasting enough time throughout listen to the windsong and the call of the other seemed to begin. That is, encouraged to keep a daily journal as a day the park. the that start watch the cirrus clouds and the That That day early or no early start, we tide, or to record of the trip. While the often bone- lousy. is, bloody lousy. is, The four pillars or guiding principles of ended and the horizon. Happily, it did not the nth morning in a row up cooking, setting up tents, tugs on wearying of the trip could have waking up for the OB movement are compassion, crafts- pace once even canoeing after dark in search rain during the solo, and only twice during to see that the sky is than the docks for a break and to discuss made finding 15 minutes or so daily to greyer your fitness and service. the mouth of the White River, brigade manship, physical After reaching of The in the entire fourteen socks. Albert was his own a campsite. Nightshifters ranged days. scribble next to impossible, the own molding throughout of Peter COBWS. group These values were stressed on Lake Superior. Photo courtesy Morgan, paddling from 17 to 55, with an of The instructors left the alone to sweet self, purring age average age group leaders gave each person a notebook gently "Alright, get the trip, both verbally and practically. the of itsfinal from Oiseau Bay the souls takes when is about 30. Strangers at beginning make expedition and and made of allot- up already" to slumbering hands to discuss the and an overrid- on new meaning one strap- pencil a point Teamwork and cooperative leadership each meal, as we joined of daily routine, safety the if back at the end of the solace in their and underwater and con- trip, we soon became a team, a to Hattie's Cove trip. time for Most damp musty and did swim test and ped into a kayak ting writing. Nightshift- finding prevailed in meal preparation, breaking our feelings, the events of the day, to ing concern. Everyone a the teamwork skills somewhat motley A large part of This final test put and least tents. As usual, we were our own vinced of imminent drowning after ten group. ers kept a personal journal at part respons- and trail hearwilderness-related canoe-over-canoe rescue before we left and setting up camp, portaging philosophical pro- the trip's appeal (aside from the we had developed along the way to good ive selves, as the did not stir rugged and took turns brigade ... from the White Lake. People who wanted to try the seconds; I needed threeattempts to pass.) of the trip, everyone reading. The brigade appointed a coordi- fundities which ranged musings that the of Pukwaska, which some- as the small rock cairns were itself for another half hour, the on use of a beauty means use writing in the journal. save and from A.A. fine art of kayaking were required to flip Other sessions map reading, group nator of the day, but consensus remained of Thoreau to Trudeau, the Indians who named the trail markers were easily missed. odd off" murmured under the whitewater first aid thing evil for only What follows are selected excerpts "bugger The Milne Robert the kayak and sit in the river upside down compass, techniques, a prerequisite to decision-making. to Kennedy. basics. what's OB Let's of Ladies and took after area) was the return to Days were So, an trip like? just say breath an ingrate or two. wet exit. and low impact camping place from the group journal. communal element was stressed before Skill training was an indispensable part before making a 'graceful' (Panic of shoot- long and often bonewearying, but also it involves theterror and triumph Gentlemen, this was nature in the raw

trail — free and One of the the bliss and blisters of take it or leave it. A few of wished uncomplicated. con- ing rapids, Day 1 Upon arrival at the park we us and stants was the need to maintain body hiking, accidental cliff climbing the we could SHOVE it. wentforashort run (7km) to where This the soli- fluids at decent level. meant drink- of suspension bridges, lake. 9... now as write this sit a crossing van parked at a campsite near the Day I entry, I

ing at least one to two one-litre bottles of tude of solo and the of the northern here alone on this barren rock watch- peace It was raining and most people were taken and tremendous. water (treated with iodine when quiet. In short, tiring ing the ceaseless of the surf on damp. Set up tents, lit the fire, set up beating the shore. That relentless the kitchen tarp for shelter and got beating

environmental matches that of heart as it Greater howeverwere sensitivity Nospirits, only my poor supperready. find two without the dampened, but the rain did help us anticipates nights snor-

Thunder will be (OB isa non-profit educational organi- ing of tentmates; two mornings A life renewal experience. A confi- east of Bay) comple- our sleeping bags without doodling my in "southern" and that without the sweet dence builder. For Canadian Outward mented 1987 by a new zation), some comparably too much after a spaghetti supper. good-morning song

base in North Bay. This will priced or more expensive private out- The beautiful of that lark of the north, Albert, and two Bound Wilderness School (COBWS) growth Day 4 canoeing was ... of listen- director lan these facilitate expansion of courses fitters offer less for the money. but of detracted from days not holding hands and program Yolles, com- existing a couple things in of all students to from Jona- the time in Park, and new courses About ten percent OB like how much ing meaningful quotes ments sum up the impact that Algonquin complete enjoyment, has had the Georgian Bay area and in Quebec. receive financial assistance in the form time to before dark and where, oh than before I am allowed to feed my spent "Outward Bound" on go is in face. Such deprivation man has never Yolles also be- Another new program Youth at Risk, of grants, loans or reduced fees where, are those damned campsites many OB participants. known for adol- return for volunteer work at the Toron- were marked on to that .... lieves OB helps people gain a greater an outing specially designed we planned use belief in 10... the of life under- and in- escents who have behavioral problems to OB office. The school's ser- the With a few minutes to Day meaning sense of their own abilities, map. go

at school. A train- vice extends to the assertion that all sundown and to rest stood, with satisfaction creased sensitivity to the natural en- ortrouble leadership before no place I got up some

for native Canadians is those who want to take a course should to make breakfast of tea. Yes, I the nest showed my ... vironment. ing program for night a for the night to fast ladies and anni- its second COBWS be able to do so. itself I use the term 'nest' advisedly was going gentle- This year marks COBWS's 10th entering year. ... of its COBWS is of OB schools in the human the and 500 "students" from hopes to broaden the range one two because we camped on a tiny island men, I, eating machine, versary, further within Canada Mountain school was estab- with mouth mounted on a will venture on course offerings even (a with a 30-foot embankment two-legged plat- across thecountry forth steep form. I decided it like the next five to serve franco- lished inß.C.in 1969), and one of thirty room to fit 3 tents and a to see what was to hiking, canoeing, kayaking, winter- years just enough schools in around be like much of the physically disabled persons, seventeen countries campsite fire deprived of food so camping and other specialized courses phones, ... breaks. Fitness is and substance abusers (people suffer- the globe, such exotic areas breakfast or on mid-day 6 to rest of the world. Fifteen minutes later, ranging from nine to twenty-four days including Day The only way top Friday's stressed in OB information which from oralcohol dependency). of the world as Kenya, Australia, Leso- kits, and after-dark was to completely empathizing with the starv- in length. The implementation of spe- ing drug portages paddle mentionthe importance of stamina, flexi- children decided do- womens" Outward Bound courses are not tho, and Great Britain where OB found- and be on the river at dawn for a ing of Asia, I to cial managers' courses, get up the Kurt Haan started a search for adven- bility and body By nate life to and and within the means of all students er upper strength. final fling on the White River, and start my savings Oxfam, courses, whitewater skills courses priced and that has been shared third of the Puk-2 one softie was made the human or folks with debts to off, ture growth day trip, the coastal trail in the a quick beeline for granola. courses for educators and ser- working pay hitting blistering that this was How know that there well worth saving and by thousands since 1946. American painfully aware suggestion heat and in a was I supposed to been of an but are finishing ... vice professionals has part they downpour not of the above, for. Prices are between $700 OB schools operate out of Colorado, multiple choice, pick one John harnessed the mighty kayak for was a chipmunk going through the ongoing diversification aimed at serv- planning Hurricane Island and that in shape to It life and different and $1300, including transportation to (Maine), Minnesota, being sufficiently its final run and headed towards the same experience? was a ing the interests of as many and based hoist canoes and fifty- and death but able to all this and from Thunder Bay airport, food, an Oregon-Washington ninety-pound mouth of the White. The water struggle, I was finally groups as possible. "Through winding rock outcrop- the elastic from his use of (high qual- school named Pacific Crest that con- pound packs up winds became cooler as we approach- wrest bag steely we have also strived to maintain the instruction and gear in four than a few tents and back- ducts states. pings requires more dropping ed icewater and even jaws. standards of quality, the personal ity light mummy bags, programs Superior's body off pounds and a token effort to shake a Day 11 Last of solo can't that raincoats, mess kits, canoes the skies were dark. As the shores day ... I touch and the sense of community packs, grew

Some For further information write: few of sedentary bad habits. Our speak for the others, but I think I am to Outward Bound," etc., depending on the course). years farther apart we picked up speed. is so important the The Canadian Outward Bound first going to miss the time I had on courses are less expensive during that glimpse of Superior was awe- my Yolles said. Robin once suggested of Christopher the thrill of on stretches Wilderness It's hard to match paddling large The include off-season: Oct- School, of inspiring and foreboding. sea rocky point on the Superior "sea". I Short-term COBWS plans May, September,and Winnie the Pooh and his friends eat all water. Instructor Peter for doing non-winter for P.O. Box 675, Morgan gets paid headed into the sky. Two crosses on spend the morning the red winter and an in- ober for the courses, of the empty, open watching expanded courses their provisions at the beginning clouds the Additional factors to con- Station K, this. Jonathan Golding, COBWS. the left shore provided a sobering re- allowing warm morning sun creased on managers' example. have so much to Photo courtesy of emphasis trip so they wouldn't Ontario make small for a financial viewpoint are the Toronto, minder of our own com- through. I a fire my The Black Sturgeon Lake sider from reas- impotency courses. carry. That now seems an eminently deductible nature of OB course M4P2H2 pared with nature's power. We gun- granola and tea and then reluctantly OB km north- tax any ... "Homeplace" base (160 onable suggestion for future outings nelled take down modest sheet and up (brought our canoes togeth- my plastic

er) at that point and searched the attempt to make a "no scar" area.

horizon for our intrepid instructors. Outward Bound: A called adventure

CORD feature by Mike Strathdee 14 Thursday, January 30, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY —feature

What is the allure of Miami Vice? hard-boiled The crazed and with Castillo as the head. all Why detective," says Klovan. peddlars, youth gangs even family They

does actor Don Johnson such vaunted will to need two former category includes zombies from Haiti. Also, one favourite go extraordinary lengths to help and bodyguards to fend off when he sleuths as Sherlock Holmes and Hercule theme is the turned each other to help other human groupies Miami Vice good cop out to eat in in goes Miami? Poirot. In classical detective stories, bad. beings. They're knights shining armour.

How has this show overcome its hard-boiled Crockett is even dressed in white." society is essentially good with crime being "Miami Vice is part of the

inauspicious start (it in the an committed for detective but it takes it The code these detectives follow is languished abnormality purely genre, one step akin bottom half of the Neilsen in the criminal motives. ratings The classical detectives further. The cops don't just perform their to Bushido, says Klovan, Bushido was the

first ten months when it h'ead to ran head use reason and logic to defeat evil and the job, they are their work. Crockett, Tubbs, name given to the code of honour followed

with Falcon Crest on Friday nights) to stories are marked by little or no violence. Castillo, and the other four detectives on by Japan's Sumurai warriors. achieve 15 The of "Bushido — perennial top-ten finishes, problems life are brought down to a the squad (Switek, Zito, Gina Callabrese in its strictest interpretation

Emmy nominations and four Emmy clash of and criminal — means 'code of simple good evil, with good and Tandy Joplin) must adopt knighthood'," says awards? (It also captures the highest always triumphing. methods to survive and to succeed, but Klovan. "The Samurai lived and died by viewers percentage of male 18-54 of The hard-boiled detective includes in of criminal Bushido. were indifferent age genre they are no danger becoming They to pain or show the any on air except Monday Night Sam Spade, Philip Marlowe, Mike themselves because they strictly adhere to death, loyal only to the overlord. This is

How has this in the Miami to Football.) program, Hammer, and now the vice cops, an unwritten moral code. This moral code quite similar the kind of dedication words of NBC Brandon the president Sonny Crockett (Don Johnson), Ricardo is based on four values: friendship, loyalty, practiced by seven detectives in Miami Tartikoff, "redefined the cop-show Tubbs (Philip Michael Lt. if Vice. In show, there is genre"? Thomas), and duty, and honour. In every show, they're every always some

to Dr. Peter Klovan the According of Castillo (Edward James Olmos). not acting on these values, they're mystical reference to Vietnam, Cambodia of Alberta's film studies University "In the hard-boiled genre, evil is discussing them. By following this code, or Southeast Asia. Crockett was with the

program, there are four reasons why believed to be intrinsic to the society. Evil, the detectives are able to salvage their Ist Air Cavalry in Vietnam and Castillo Miami Vice is the television changing way although it must be fought, will always dignity." worked for "the Company" (probably looks and sounds: of the it in a reworking exist; can never be controlled. This genre Klovan also believes the show CIA) Thailand, Cambodia and Laos." conventions of the hard-boiled detective with violence." "Castillo is fraught cynicism and transcends the boundaries of the hard- provides a good example of

a rock Beneath all the and of because the detectives what Bushido is. In genre; synthesizer score; quick, glitter glamour boiled genre are one show, actually rock video-like and an deco) Miami is the definitive for the hard- close and to another. "The titled Castillo finds out editing; (art setting very loyal one 'Bushido', that one mise-en-scene. expressions boiled story. On a weekly basis, Crockett hard-boiled detective is essentially a loner," of his friends has turned outlaw. But

there exists two hard- "In literature, kinds of and Tubbs do battle with scumbags, he said, "but Miami Vice has seven Castillo has no moral dilemma. 'I can't let detectives: the classical detective he tells and the degenerates, cocaine smut boiled detectives in a sort of walk,' the friend, 'It's cowboys, surrogate you my duty.

Miami Vice's aud-f iences doesn't read. Miami Vice

It wants images and

emotion and energy rather than plot or words. Redefining the shows cop

by Dean Bennett Reprinted from The Gateway Canadian University Press

It's what I am.' This kind of dedication conventional television shot must out. German director, the late Werner every Also the quick editing from one scene the either reveal character advance the certainly goes beyond hard-boiled Fassbinder." In Fassbinder's later films, the or plot. to another gives the impression of a detective and into Samurai ethics." It is linear narrative. shot must be dream." whole screen is awash in flamingo-pink Every the if leave the Another contributing factor to self-explanatory so that The knock Miami Vice has been and cobalt-blue neon, the predominant you on innovative show's look is its music. colours of Miami Vice. But where room for a few minutes can still follow and sound the of you style at expense storyline, in the few of when "Usually television," Klovan, Fassbinder's strands plot return. but Klovan does see this as says world was very grimy and you not legitimate

"music is used to reinforce the action of, Dallas. three months or so I criticism. seedy, Miami Vice is, in Klovan's words, It's like Every ask a love scene or a chase scene. In watch 15 minutes of it. Don't me why, "Miami Vices audience doesn't read. It say, "more streamlined for a cooler colour and

Miami Vice it is used to comment either but in those minutes I'm in wants a jazzier look." caught up images and emotion and energy that's The directly or on the like the everything going on. techniques rather than or ironically action, Miami Vice's visual style is interesting plot words." chorus in ancient Greek theatre. For of restrict the of choices. Since for the dichotomy it creates. The world of TV range Although he applauds Miami Vice for shot in one show, over a shootout is must be self-explanatory, one the innovative of visual and aural example, Miami a very polished one. (Before every use show involving Crockett, Tubbs, and a for is much like the other." he also sees the show's success gangster, shooting night scenes, example, the pretty techniques,

we can hear the Clash 'No Peace "Miami Vice is different. It's told in the context of singing streets are watered down to get a nice quite television just keeping up in the Western World.' The lyric smooth reflection of moonlight off the in non-linear fashion. Like Flashdance, with the times.

on the action and this are left in the Each scene does "the comments directly pavement.) Yet underneath this glittering gaps story. "Forty years ago," he said,

creates emotional excitement. build on the one. was world of polished streets and winking not necessarily preceding television screen was very small, as

Miami Vice's musical score is notable And afer the first ten minutes the the the pastel nightclubs are sleazy, degenerate story speaker. Because of this, producers

also for its use of original not cheap doesn't a lot of If didn't bother with mise-en- songs, dope dealers and outlaws. The setting for give you exposition. you composition or made-for-TV imitations. If miss the first few moments of the show, little music necessary, the show has been appropriately coined scene, and paid attention to the executive Michael Mann will lost." producer 'glitter-sleaze'. you're score. Today, though, the screens are

spend $10,000 episode to is "The scenes themselves contradict the much the is and per just acquire There one very strict rule on the larger, picture better, you

the rights to an original work. According Miami 'no Pastel edicts of television. Usually the TV scene can hook the size Vice set: earth tones.' your set up to speakers the of is is refused to Harpers Magazine, budget a shades a complete entity unto itself. There a of a But television has are definitely the rule and anything refrigerator.

of Miami Vice is and a middle and an not so Their single episode greater red or brown is strictly taboo. "One of the beginning end; to adapt. visual style is forty years than the the real Miami will entire budget of vice in Vice. The viewer enter a out-of-date. Miami Vice is and reasons for this," says Klovan, "is tc alluring

in Miami. scene in the middle and leave before the squad reinforce the dream-like quality of the powerful because it uses modern visual of Miami likes to do this. likes to I "The style Vice," says show." end. Miami Vice It techniques to present an ancient theme. "has its in the It throws into the can't imitations it Klovan, roots expressionist "Miami Vice is the first challenge you wait to see the number of show to use you. elements of the later films of the West rock video-like middle of something and lets it will editing," says Klovan. "In you figure spawn." THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 30, 1986 15

Entertainment

Kiss me, you fool!

by Michael Wert

It wasn't quite Live at the Hollywood

Bowl at the Turret on Wednesday, January

least live. Turret 22, but at it was The was the setting for the annual Winter Carnival talent night, and a large crowd witnessed a diversified of array performances.

The Bag of Fries started things off with an excellent version of "Heart of Gold," a well- balanced performance combining great vocals, two acoustic guitars, a steel guitar, and harmonica. They received a good from the and response crowd, probably would have fared better with the judges had they not been first on the schedule of acts.

The judges were probably a little too conser- vative in their earlier scores. vulgar style of humour often involving racial The crowd was not so polite to Marion connotations. Prolonged delays between acts Rahn. Apparently not in the mood for a have provided him with a little more cultural experience, the audience was a little may for. and time than he bargained noisy gave a meagerresponse to a good While urging the crowd to be quiet before performance. Instead they saved their Marion Rahn's performance, he said: "Don't applause for Muppet Mania, featuring like 'Shut bitch'." Jokes of that yell things up Kermit the frog and a "smashing" Miss his and nature typified style were not appre- Piggy performing Rainbow Connection. The the the most of voice the ciated by crowd. In fact, amus- authenticity Kermit's made per- ing of his performance centered formance and won the duo a well-deserved aspect from the audience of and All around the flak he received from the dis- third-place finish. Judging reaction (or and guitars on versions Tokyo audience. At inter- lack The the Watchtower. First gusted one point he was On the creative side, Dilligaf, a very thereof) to Trash, most people Along place went to almost the rupted by a and then was unconventional ballet duo thrilled the crowd thought name very suitable for the Idiot Savant, a twelve-piece band whose wave,

thrown out a member of The Trash he with the old "leaping chest embrace." music. The band, however, had a pretty style faintly resembled the Talking Heads at by

Cleese when in Heroin and deserved better Their collabora- insulted. Where is John you really good song a their most bizarre. unique Creti- for crowd The Trash well with tion of musical talents earned them Other performances included the need him to say: "And now something response; fared a partial the standards nous Horde, The Piano Man, the A2/B3 completely different?" One Man's Blues was of the judges, tying with David standing ovation as well as first place. the the N the Turret crowd Glover for honourable Master of ceremonies, Bruno Galano, did Beernuts, Dukes, plus N's, just that and a typical just mention. Second with his "tal- Midget Express Pt.2, Centurian, A 1 & Zoey, could not appreciate the performance. place went to The Bridge, a two- not impress too many people and Polkarous. disco. man band that excellent ent." Lack of talent resort The Maybe if he had played some combined vocals forced him to to a Theatre Laurier previews Dream

Theatre Laurier's pro- duction of Shakes-

peare's A Midsummer Nighfs Dream debuts this at 8 evening p.m. Director Leslie O'Dell

has set the play in the Victorian period to con- trast the repression of

that era with the free-

dom of the forest

the scenes. Also, pro- duction is being staged

in the round, so all seats

are excellent.

The show runs from

tonight through Satur- day. All performances

are at the Theatre Aud-

itorium at 8 Tickets p.m.

are available at the

door for $4 students, $6

adults.

CORD photos by lan Dollar 16 Thursday, January 30, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY entertainment

Runaway Train on right track

becomes and be main- photography and stuntwork by Ingrid Randoja train a runaway, the two pri- Roberts continues to ignored by breathtaking to full The fault in the film is soners along with a maintenance worker stream audiences who somehow believe Rob advantage. only it and What when place a trio of must the and Dillon will the torch of that employs corny poorly-acted con- happens you (Rebecca DeMornay) try to stop Lowe Matt carry trol under the watchful Roberts room scenes which to build the inten- extremely talented actors train or die in its eventual crash. fine acting into the next generation. try renowned director Akira Kurosawa's is of and and of the train, but which in eye of an internationally screenplay typical DeMornay prove their talents, sity runaway fact,

film based a he intense and make it seem overly melodramatic. and make a on a screenplay by all of Kurosawa's work, as once again Runaway Train is a showcase of

In the end Train is a film revered film director and writer? The end conflict which men Runaway which sets up an allegorical exciting acting. excellent of some truly excellent performances result is Andrei Konchalovsky's must fight against, or become part its Director Andrei Konchalovsky, (perhaps employs fatalistic and based real life to a adventure film Runaway Train, on a dramatic fatalism. Manny's flight to freedom better known as Shirley MacLaine's convey allegorical mes- Akira Kurosawa. latest In screenplay by cannot change his destiny, as the runaway lover, exposed in her book. Dancing sage. tension- Train is The film stars Jon Voight, as Manny, a train becomes his destiny. The Light), has skillfully made a Runaway currently playing at The Cinema in Kitchener. convicted murderer serving a life sentence in The constantly under-rated Jon Voight filled action and adventure film which uses his a hellish Alaskan prison. We first see Manny gives one of best performances as Manny. from the cell he has as he is being released Voight's Manny is a man possessed by a

been welded into for the past three years. violent and reckless code of ethics which can

Manny's return into the mainstream prison quickly become ruthless and vicious. Voight

is marred with and frenzied as well as system graphic violence, can sum up intelligence

to one final A cocky remain control. he decides try escape. in Don't come out with Not outdone Eric Roberts young prisoner (Eric Roberts) goes to be however, steal Manny and they manage to onto a matches Voight's intensity, and, as usual,- have the train. However, as fate would it, with an incredible Bill tried his hand comes up performance. ing, Inkol, at humour by Steve McLean during introductions, but he obviously can't outside the If Kloset Komics is indication of confines of a any cope cozy bowling

it looks like come- alley. Name things to come, stand-up The of dians could soon be a thing of the past. highlight my evening occurred Hi Address from the intermission: I was in Judging competition at University during lining up the of Waterloo's Humanities Theatre January washroom and Johnnie Walters of Trivia

jhg~\ a of feel came by and said "excuse me." 1 21, majority young comics they Company 1 had and have to on musical instruments or other thought died to heaven. 1 / - *' rely gone -g l Jl in order be humorous. The The second half of Kloset Komics props to props started with don't help. off two "performers" who must have been let of the "kloset" mistake. The night started off on a bright and ener- out by One getic note with comic and magician Doug of them played guitar while the other drew of Hunt, an excellent juggler who also man- pictures elephants. Enough said. Fill in this form and bring it into / Last aged to draw laughs from the younger year's second-place contestant, a \/ / the Cord offices by February 7 in know as Men Without crowd. The many older people the less- quartet Taste, drew at noon. and than-full auditorium were not as amused at sporadic laughs were voted into the

his frequent references to "balls." Kloset Komics Hall of Fame for their efforts. Message What honour. The eventual winner of the competition, an

Greg Morton, was obviously trying to make The last comedian of the night was "Big" think of Eddie John who the people Murphy. His appear- Woodbury, opened by telling audience he's been ance and monologue closely resembled the having trouble finding former dates: "You wouldn't believe how hard is Saturday Night Live star. If you have it

Delirious have to find a who likes with tits." seen Murphy's video, you girl a guy big Even already seen Morton's Stevie Wonder and though Woodbury's act was probably

James Brown routines. his one of the show's To credit though, best, you probably won't much of Morton did have some humorous, original see too it on CKCO-TV because of and of the the his reference material was one stars of many to drugs and his liberal

show. usage of George Carlin's Seven Words You

After the first two performers, the rest of Can't Say On Television. I the evening seemed to run downhill. An Although was probably more critical than the of the unbeguiling improvisational troupe called rest generally appreciative crowd, 1 Acting on Impulse was next. must admit that 1 was roundly dis- the half in Ending first of the show was a appointed the quality of the comics, con- had all man who played guitar and mispronounced sidering they been screened by a of of Canada's words. This was supposed to be funny, and panel some top professional talent would have been successful if the audience comic beforehand. In a few cases 1

had been made of He also found for the up 13-year-olds. actually myself cheering more than 1 did sang about the gay exploits of everyone's person holding the applause sign favourite Stone Age pals, Fred and Barney. for the comedians. As member of the If find a Loyal Order of Water you want to out for yourself, check TV (gtg^

The Master of Ceremonies for the even- soon be broadcasting the show.

Ladies' Night Out Images in pop Every Thursday! by Paul MacDonald late spring release for their next LP. "We've

done three tracks for a new album," Martin- Ladies, You could win a Images in Vogue became Images in Pop dale added. "Our last album was more or less last done With record deal Thursday night at the Turret. A less than last spring. our new

crowd of about 300 entertained there's no Records) are Driven capacity was pressure, they (Quality Chauffeur Limousine most to with." The band by one of Canada's promising groups really easy get along

and this time the crowd showed its enthusiasm. debuted the three new songs during the course

The six-member in of the each well-received the ride. You and 5 girlfriends group, touring support concert, being by the crowd. of their latest LP In the House, gave mass Without Martindale of students a sound to dance by. Unlike the FM any vocal training could a of cheer. three weeks the crowd moved from school music four enjoy night concerts ago, moved, art to years shook and rambled about the offered He still his the main interest to songs ago. pursues art as the Vancouver in his life: "I'm week to by former now going to New York next Feature group, residing Special The in Toronto. check out some of the work that I'm into."

Mr. Ontario A factor that will be important to the band's band will return to Toronto for a February

future success live show the Diamond. Draw at midnigb/c is performance. Using an at innovative sound and "I listen and synchronized light The band's musical influences vary.

Emerald Limousine Service 1 the band to bit Lou Reed and Sponsored by system really gave the crowd some- quite a of Bob Dylan, cheer about. David Martindale. When thing to Opening up with Prom- early Bowie,"said vocal ised Land the band also played Call it Love, asked about comparisons between his Good for Two Chicken Wing Entries for the Price of One Richard he Lust for Love and their latest single In the style and that of Bowie or Butler, of House. The band capped its one-and-three- replied, "I've tried to establish a style my

I music so quarter-hour performance with an interesting own. enjoy the visual end of as well, for *°r form." J version of Heard it Through the Grapevine. my style has to fit a visual and for- The majority of the crowd seemed to enjoy the Images in Vogue provided glossy with. band's performance. mulated music too danceable to disagree

Lead singer Dale Martindale voiced enthu- However, something seemed to be missing. siasm haircuts electronic still for the band's present situation during a Their and gadgetry Maybe pre-concert interview: "1 think our material is can't buy them music with substance.

much better written than it should offensive or now was four years they try doing something Pistols. n ago." Already the band is looking forward to a obscene. It worked for the Sex i ma o;i:w I*;\*w.ih; entertainment THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 30, 1986 17

A-maze-ing Resumes

Yeah! It' s summer job time already, when we scramble around by Peter J. Lear like busy little worker bees make to sure we all secure some type of with this employment. Along activity comes resume writing. 1 have Maze, by Christopher Manson, is not really a book. never written one so I never realized before, what a humiliating It is a maze disguised as a book, and it is frustrating ordeal the experience really is. to make pull hair out. The enough you your concept First of all, the whole reason for a resume is because writing you like this: "Each numbered goes page depicts a room in need someone else's In someone's money. fact, you are grovelling at in the maze. The doors each room lead to other feet, whole in of putting your destiny the hands some stranger in rooms. For example, the room on 1 has doors page for But exchange a few measly dollars. hey, that isn't so bad; eve- to rooms 41 and 21. To leading 20, 26, go through needs and ryone money, who wouldn't sell their own sister for the door number 20, simply turn to 20." The goal is page right price, right? to go from page (or rather room) 1 to room 45 and back to room 1 in the fewest possible moves. Sounds The narrator also gives clues: "Anything in this Freedom of Speech simple enough, right? Wrong! book be clue. Not all might a clues are necessarily by Your first instincts tell that 1 you to go from room to frustrating." Tony Spencer room 45 there must be at least one distinct path, like 1 of the fan- The overall feel maze is comparable to to 21 to 27 to 17 to and back to room 1. 45, similarly tasy like Dungeons and Dragons but it has a games is it take The worst part about resume writing that requires you to It doesn't work that wrv. First of can't quite all, you deeper sense of than most dungeon masters mystery look and with best attributes a good long at yourself come up your always go back and forth bei veen rooms. Room 23 from D & D There is Christie games. an Agatha sense this to sell yourself. This is the most painful part in my case. I mean, lead toroom but room 19 doesn't may 19, necessarily to it, it will drive too; you crazy. is realization of how a point-blank completely inadequate you really back 23. lead to room So why risk frustration and hair-pulling? There is and how useless skills are to to are, your anyone willing give out there is no distinct path to room 45. Secondly, an additional incentive beyond general dismay and money. After around the maze for a while, themselves. wandering you confusion, though they may be fun in So I'm sitting there, thinking to myself: "What am I good at, discover that you are either coming to dead ends or The publisher, Holt Rinehart and is offer- Winston, I what did I learn what do know a lot about, here in university that in circles. Room 43 to 38 which to 22 the There going goes goes ing $10,000 to those who can solve maze. can help me out?" My conclusions were less than inspirational. which back to 38 or 43 it's endless! If goes ... you flip are three steps to winning: finding the shortest path What have I got out of school? So far, I have created a baby the book will discover there through (ie. cheat) you from room 1 to 45 and back, stating theriddle hidden beer and am the of what belly cultivating pleasant beginnings prom- are three rooms which lead to room 45. You can the on last page (page 45), and answering the riddle ises be a successful liver corrosion. And that's about it. Also to very never to them, unless one of the need get you decipher on page 45. All of the information is you sup- to to I've learned live on hardly any money, learned photocopy obscure clues in the maze. posed to be in the book. notes, and consider myself one of the best bullshit-essay writers ever. There is more the book than of rooms to pictures There is a contest deadline of September 1, 1986. I wonder if those skills would be worth anything to anyone? with doors. In each room there are clues; some blatant If nobody solves all three parts, a clue will be sent to all Would you give your money to the lead singer for a band called like the and a one-way sign pointing to door, some participants and the deadline will be extended by six The Trash, who pride themselves on being consistently awful, and subtle, like a series of symbols above a door. Don't be months. Clues and deadlines will continually be would rather annoy an audience than please them? the fooled into believing all clues, even if you actually extended in the absence of a winner. And what I about Ask do know anything? me any question to notice since certain clues manage them, are As a last resort, if no one can solve the Maze, the about Iggy Pop's music or his life, and I can recite everything down decoys. will reward the whomever publisher prize money to the minute detail. Need info obscure to most any on underground In addition to the room decor, you have a guide to has come closest to the correct solution. punk bands? I'm the man. author has attached take you through the maze. The With requirements like those, it is not hard to and did I mention incredible abilities Free Oh, my at pinball? a narrative to each room. This guide may be helpful, believe the author's boast that Maze is "the world's the machine the And I game every time, especially on at Kent. can think I will them the centre. or not: "They guide to most challenging puzzle." I think I'll be talking to Sy drink beer and smoke while those No even racking up points. prob- I wi11...." Perhaps Sperling very soon! lem! I can even make it home from distant places like Sunnydale

when the beer runs out or I'm asked to leave.

Can an interviewer about you imagine asking me my previous Japanese Festival begins employment? "Do you have any work experience, son?" last I "Why, yes, summer worked for two whole months."

"What about the other two months?" ies features excerpts from Japa- chicken wings, rice and vegetables I ah went to California. You should have seen Anne Marie nese As at 7 in will be available "Well, um, my by Tymec operas. well, p.m. Wednesday noon man! And should see me consume American beer; why, I the Theatre Auditorium Mrs. in the Concourse for about $2.50. tan, you the beach Yoshimi will could drink a six-pack on before any of them got warm!" Once again, February ushers in Oyama perform a The winners in the Festival Japan selection "That's pretty impressive son. Next!" Festival Laurier. This year's theme of Koto music, a string poetry contest will be announcedat instrument. that time. As see, it does seem quite hopeless. I wish I could be a suc- is Festival Japan, and it runs from you Martin cessful biz nob, blessed with connnections and work-related February 2-8. Festival Japan fea- The Paul Centre will Those with sophisticated tastes exper- and exhibit various will ience. My best connections are the bartenders I know from local tures many interesting enter- Japanese sculptures enjoy participating in the Tea wood and establishments who throw in an extra shot for free. taining events, with each of the in ivory, a number of Ceremony and Flower Arranging

But all is not lost. I do have some as a successful friend a different porcelain and even cere- on 7 in the Paul value, seven days highlighting pieces Monday at p.m. out I culture. monial swords. The Concourse Martin pointed one day. am a living reminder of why one should take aspect of Japanese Centre. focuses pride in one's self. Look at then do the opposite. Find inspiration The Japanese-Canadian Cultu- Gallery on works by Dier- For the athletically inclined, me,

dre in hopelessness. Tread all over me as climb the ral Centre of Don Mills will host the Chisholm, who is currently Martial Arts Night is Wednesday my you corporate in 7 ladder. initial event, a Family Day pro- studying print-making Japan. at p.m. in the Theatre Audito- It is not of and A different film will be rium. Demonstrations and discus- a rough job, but everyone is cut out to be a consistent gram consisting puppets Japanese and shown 3 in of fuck So if knows of employment that dolls, music origami (the art of daily at p.m. 2E7. Also, sions Kendo, Judo and Karate up. anyone any opportunities

Art dis- Friday will feature require a person who takes a lot of in what he does and decorative paper folding). night Demon will take place. pride per- Pond and forms let know. I be reached at the Kent and film screen- Kagemusha at the very well, please me can plays, concerts, beginning Finally, Festival closing on 7 class but I take off don't bother then. make a deal of the will feature and during hours, evenings so me ings up great p.m. Saturday a drum For students Festival's attractions. On Tuesday who prefer to be dance performance by the Japa- afternoon, the Noon entertained Music at ser- on a full stomach, nese Canadian Cultural Centre.

a 570CHYM

~~ stereotomy BRUCE alan parsons project

to background vocalist on this album.

Chris Rainbow the sings next song, Beaujolais, a

boppy piece of pop fodder. Urbania, an instrumental and track, follows allows each musician to strut his

stuff in turn. The side closes with the fourth-consecu-

tive Trivia buffs will average song, Limelight. recog- nize the voice as Gary Brooker, formerly of Procol Harum.

Side B begins with The Real World, which is the best the if because song on album, only it offers a distinct of features change style. It Miles on lead vocals and spotlights guitarist lan Bairnson for a change.

Another instrumental, Where's the Walrus?, fol- like lows, sounding vaguely the theme to a Miami

by Scott Piatkowski Vice spinoff. The song's downfall lies in its inordinate

when the listener thinks is length; just the song over, it It's difficult to excited about Stereotomy, picks very get up again. Enjoy this internationally^^^HPJ^- effort Alan Parsons, Eric Woolfson, After Where's the vocalist the newest by Walrus?, Graham Dye acclaimed poet, singer there with the ammmm mum and While is nothing wrong tries to convince us that he is the walrus (goo company. goo and songwriter when he HJBjJIT3T|||PB the kind of album with music, it is just not groundbreaking g joob) a passable John Lennon impersonation. performs works from his The that it ■ that I Robot and Eve were. fact was The itself, Light of the is in song World, no way latest album as well as indicates that Par- lli .ailW recorded over a one-year period memorable. excited about it than I. Both the third sons is no more instrumental, Chinese Whispers, and

The disc with Stereotomy, a gnawingly the final opens song, Stereotomy Two, have the mark of Tuesday March 11 shares vocals with Eric * piece. John Miles pure filler. Stereotomy, the ninth album by the Pro- average 8:00 p.m. Woolfson who, departing from his major role in the ject, should be their last if it is indication of where any $14.00 $16.00 (J Project's three previous albums, is usually relegated they are heading. includes .500 CRF Surcharge A ;$ 18 Thursday, January 30, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY entertainment _

UW shuns Wilcox

IREGAMA] show. I waited eagerly to meet the by Chris Lobsinger Even Wilcox was aware that the of many reclusive blues fanatics Fed Hall crowd was not his, as I Waterloo. his for HAIR DESIGN was pleasantly shocked when 1 reflected in plea a Cheap found out David Wilcox had sold Beer Joint where he plays his final

out Hall Federation two weeks in Wilcox has never been popular. respects to all the good time people.

advance of last It that the mention of A blitz of individualism Thursday night's seems very followed;

his either draws such little-known as Mow Glenridge Centre-Waterloo name stupified songs for all the Em Down and Brain gazes or outright loathing Fever, and an Park Woodlawn 10. drunkenness, chair-smashing and unheard-of ten-minute version of

sexualizing that is typical of a Wil- Bad Apple only enhanced the dis- Son and Father 9. He is between audience cox performance. a hick, a tance and per- former. bum, a drunk, and he doesn't wear Estevez Emilio 8. Roots sweatshirts!

a see that two- boy." dull Jack 1 was surprised to

no with him Anyone who has makes play and work "AH 7. thirds of the crowd were seen David Wilcox Students for most of the night. Stereotypical a number of times knows if he's Petrie Robert 6. Wilcox fans could be found near not ripped, he's excellent, and

\ 2 Haircuts 1 even if he he's >r for the price of the stage and all over the balcony. is, amusing. As he 5. False third of the audience was led toward the makeshift \r Just bring in your student i.D. card The other dress- I seemed immune to the of ing was shuffled magic room, aside by a and a Friend to receive 2 haircuts for Hills Beverly in Out and Down 4. BENT Toronto's boppin' blues master. crew member, who informed the of price . that legs. The unreleased favourite, Bare- me an encore was forthcom- both and ear right arm, right Her 3. moved 1 knew she footin', barely anyone ing. was wrong. As

much as Wilcox around me. Stunned, my friend and might like to come Year the of Woman 2. the the home 1 made correct response by Uptown, only for him is Downtown. removing our shoes. Story Side West 1. Call now for your Answers appointment

PREP for i_ courses Profit aid 884-6050 < Feb. 15 LSAT

Mar. CO 5 15 GMAT

—1 0 (416) 923-PREP by Scott Piatkowski Johnson and Johnson to allow the

1-£OO-387-1262 use of the Band Aid trademark, but So can't but think the lack of you thought the music indus- one help

try was charitable? Only so long as profits played a part in the decision. Glenridge charity remains fashionable, it Music Express magazine reports seems. Hypocrisy reigns! that CBS is also withholding over

If and need of $10 million in from the We I you are pregnant Many the performers cared profits offers and Centre help, Birthright care little about the meaning behind Are The World album pending the understanding. All services our Band Aid, Northern Lights, USA return of unsold products. Mean- are free and confidential. totally For Live the of Ethio- Africa, or Aid. They par- while, starving people Call 579-3990. ticipated for the and the Chad and other African coun- Corner of University & Lincoln prestige pia, What sacrificed in tries continue to die. Open 6 days a week exposure. they

royalties was compensated for by The proposed Can-Aid concert

Offer increased sales and was axed when clear that expires Feb. 22/86 BcallIRTHPJGHT popularity. it became

ever heard of the Hoot- Bruce a 579-3990 (Had you Allen, major west coast

ers before Live Aid?) manager, would not allow his

Now the industry is beginning to clients to participate. The failure of

show its true colours. Queen, for this event can be considered a

example, has made it clear that black mark against this country.

they are "gonna play Sun City." In Hypocrisy is nothing new in the have and addition, they released a Live record industry. Sex appeal

Aid-inspired song, One Vision, and fashion have long outweighed artis-

announced their intent to keep the tic integrity as factors in signing profits. artists and promoting albums. It is CBS Records, the unfair with company to paint everyone one

which distributed the three famine- brush, but at a time when the indus-

relief has is its songs, ceased to issue the try patting itself on collective

•• ••••V® Band Aid single, Do They Know back, people need to be reminded

It's Christmas? The in all company that, too many cases, money

claims the reason was a refusal of talks. * ;v./••••/•\V %

Entertainment quiz

by Ingrid Randoja

1. The America what musical? songs and Cool come from film? 2. What was the first Katharine Hepburn/Spencer Tracy 3. What parts of the Bionic Woman were bionic? film? 4. What is the name of Nick Nolte's and Bette Midler's newest

True False: were married. 5. or Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire 6. Dick Van Dyke played what character on The Dick Van Dyke Show?

7. In the movie The Shining, what did Jack Torrance (Jack Nichol-

son) type over and over instead of writing his novel?

8. Who is Martin Sheen's famous son? 1 9. What Cat Stevens contains the "From the moment song line,

could walk, I was ordered to listen..."?

10. On The the kids Brady Bunch, what was the name of the park

tried to save? THE CORD 19 WEEKLY Thursday, January 30, 1986 Sports

Mustangs stampede Hawks in doubleheader

sole of second by Brad Lyon The losses dropped the Lady possession place, The Lady Hawks played much sevic in the latter part of the first

into fifth while their women vaulted Hawks (2-5) deeper place (5-2) more inspired ball in the second half allowed Laurier to maintain a

Laurier Hawks men's in the Ontario Women's Interuni- into a tie with Waterloo. lead and into halftime Golden first-place half, as was shown by an eight- six-point go 32-26 and women's basketball teams were versity Athletic Association point splurge at the 13-minute with a lead. in 72- soundly defeated both ends of a (OWIAA), while the men's team mark, which closed the gap to The second half was a different women's basketball basketball doubleheader as the (2-2) dropped into a third-place tie 54, the closest WLU would get the story, though, as Laurier fell apart in the in first Western Mustangs prevailed con- with Windsor and McMaster rest of the game. the six minutes, squandering the the vincingly in an 82-62 triumph over Ontario University Athletics Asso- In first game of evening The Hawks were hurt, no doubt, its halftime lead, and eventually fal- the Hawks the Lady Hawks and a 70-60 vic- ciation (OUAA) West, pending at Alumni Hall, Lady by the loss of starting guard Ann ling behind 38-36. The Hawks the men's Wed- of other valiant second-half effort, who her ankle the lead. Four tory over team on the outcome games. put up a Weber, injured and never regained or 22 Western's acquired but still lost 20 The day left the in second five and nesday January at Western. men (3-1) by points. game the half. giveaways some scrambly

hadn't started well for the team as According to coach Jeffries, the play by the Hawks combined with

the team bus broke down before it team struggled and couldn't handle the hot shooting of Vandeboven-

left Waterloo. The half-hour the "We had all vault UWO into even pressure. trouble get- kamp helped for rushed delay made pre-game ting into offense upcourt. But that's the lead. preparations and undoubtedly to be expected with eight rookies; it

threw the out of kilter in their takes team experience to handle pres- By the midway point of the least in the plan of attack, at poorly sure. second half, the score remained

first half. also credit played Jeffries gave to West- close, with Western ahead only 44- in the ern's Top Hawk scorers game foul shooting (only five missed 42. By the 14-minute mark the Sue O'Brien with 14 which he were points on the night), saw as a big score was still close, 52-48 UWO.

and Catherine Foulon with 13 difference in the Jeffries But game. a tough Mustang defence pre- while Debbie Whatmore admitted that the Hawks aren't vented Hawk points, penetration on many DeSut- chipped in with nine. Tracy good foul shooters yet (only 14 of occasions in the last 10 minutes, and Pratt with 14 ter with 17 Tracy 27 on the evening), but agreed that forcing long Hawk which the the led Mustangs. women played much better in wouldn't sink and also forcing the second half as they cut West- Hawk mistakes whenever they ern's 12 The Hawks opened the scoring, output by points. moved the ball in close to the basket. de- but went downhill from there. While Simply, the Mustang

both fence deserves credit for the win as poor shooting by teams kept

three their constant the the score close in the opening pressure threw men's basketball minutes by the four-and-a-half- Hawks into chaos. had the minute mark Western gained a Probably biggest factor of

lead it would relin- the second half was that Forden two-point never second the male The game saw only scored 6 points after totalling quish. Hawks matched against, arguably, 16 in the first half, while Western's the quickest team in the conference The first half was marked by the Jamie Zeigal got hot with 12 of his in a coach Chris Coulthard amount of time spent in the Laurier game 14 points on the game. hoped would get the Hawks on zone. Constant Western pressure the Hawks forced Laurier track after their loss to McMaster; on many it didn't happen. A rash of Laurier fouls in the last giveaways under the Hawk basket The started quickly with a two minutes and resulted in important points to game ended any Hawk 10 seconds into the Mustang basket at a comeback. Western's help Western put game away. attempt

the followed by a Hawk Pod the out Prior to the game, coach Gary game, Armstrong put game

Jeffries had commented that the basket on a jumper by Steve of reach with four foul shots. last week's male Hawks couldn't afford five-, six- Forden, Laurier athlete of the week. Forden led After the coach Coulthard and seven-minute scoring droughts. game, "The beat We Hawk scorers with 22 points. said, pressure us. The team suffered one of those first Other scorers included Rene lost the in the six minutes — game droughts five minutes before a high Luypaert with 12, and Darren Syer of the second half." point on a foul shot, eight minutes and with nine He added that after that six- in total before a basket was scored. Andy Balogh apiece. the couldn't The first half was characterized minute span team just By that time the score was 34-12, Western's the for all by good defensive play, especially perform against pressure and game was over to defence and if don't learn to intents and by the Hawks, who were able you purposes. Western to the handle defence, can't Hawk shooting improved in the consistently keep pressure you

outside. were win. last two minutes of the half, with Only occasionally

47-27 the Mustangs able to work inside to "Twenty-six points a half (Laur- seven points, resulting in a their Pete Vandeboven- ier's second-half output) is not halftime score. big men, Chris Cavender, who to win," said Coulthard. The second half opened with six kamp and enough Foulon a Windsor Lancer in Laur- Catherine out-jumps each scored 16 to lead West- Both the male and female Golden straight Western points and by the points See 20. Hawks their chance at ier's 55—49 win. story page seven-minute mark, Western had ern. get revenge

Dunn. Good Bob Uro- on February 15, here at Laurier. CORD photo by Andrew stretched its lead to 30, 65-35. rebounding by

Hockey Hawks maul Mac Marauders 10 — 3

CIAU hockey r- nkings The first featured Then Rob Sutherland into talk: The Hawks by Scoop Furlong period numer- got Hawkey play- with the he ed 1. Alberta ous penalties Laurier taking act. First, dropped a pass to at home last night against the 2. Moncton seven of the eleven called who Western Inevitable. penalties. Hrysko snapped a quick wrist Mustangs. They travel to 3. York The most serious shot into the net. Suther- on the weekend penalty being a high Then, Kingston for games 4. LAURIER five-minute boarding penalty to land broke down the and against RMC and Queen's. Centre When a top team plays a last wing Marsden the conclusion knocked his rebound McCutcheon 5. UQTR place club in the Ontario Universi- Doug at of in own to Terry is nine points, the period. stake the Hawks lead. behind Waterloo's 6. Ottawa ties' Athletic Association hockey to a 5-1 Steve Linseman the Hawks in 7. Toronto Still, skated the league race. McCut- — away league, the result is inevitable a scoring with 2-1 lead 8. UPEI one-sided the a after one period of cheon, however, has three victory. Such was In the final minute of the period, games Banton 9. Manitoba the play. opened the scoring in hand on "the rat's" brother. case Saturday as Hockey Sykes blasted a rebound off of the midway the 10. Dalhousie Hawks downed the last place through opening frame. back boards into the empty net. Dean drew the faceoff back to McMaster Marauders 10-3 at The Mac goalkeeper was caught who blasted Dundas Arena. Levesque a low shot. out of position. Laurier led 6-1 after Third assured Banton the pounced on rebound to place two periods. wrist the puck home.

A communication problem be- by Scoop Furlong The Hawks bumped the ball

hockey tween defenceman Eric Calder and well, thus allowing setter Dan Four minutes later, Mac tied the The goalkeeper John resulted men's volleyball team virtu- Wagar to the ball of Sheppard give to any one score with a powerplay marker in Mac's assured themselves of a third- three second goal. ally hitters. "Steve Davis did a after fine The win Laurier's a three-man rush. with improves McCutcheon place finish a 3-0 of retaliated 27 sec- convincing good job bumping the ball," said record while McMaster A point shot by Levesque onds defeat of 12-2-1, put later with his 16th of the the McMaster Maraud- coach Don Smith. "It (bumping) 3-13-1. Laurier ahead 2-1. McCutcheon Game drops to season. ers. scores were 15-7, 15-6, keeps the defence off guard." the Nine different Hawks potted cleanly won faceoff back to 16-14. Laurier has now won 12 of its

Levesque to assist on the goals. Dave 'Crazy Legs' Banton goal. The line of Black, Dean and The win evens the squad's record last 14 games including the cham-

led the attack with and an two goals Banton accounted for Laurier's fi- at 4-4. Waterloo sits atop the West pionship round of the Mohawk assist. went to Joel nal three division with 8-0 Singles Less than a minute after success- goals. This line a perfect record. tournament two weeks responded ago.

Shawn Reagan, Joe to Western a 6-2 Levesque, fully killing off Marsden's major being benched earlier in the sports record, while The Hawks have rescheduled Rob Beric the the of sits 5-3. Hrysko, Sutherland, Hawks took a 3-1 lead period. "Wayne (Laurier coach University Guelph at home penalty, Friday's game to accommo- Bob has Sykes, Terry McCutcheon, a beautiful Wayne us down Guelph, however, been date the on four-way passing Gowing) sat cause penal- Texaco Cup. They will Black. ized for Dean, and Peter Levesque McCutcheon initiated the we weren't playing the 1-2-2 using an ineligible player. the play. play sys- play Thursday night at same

and Dean both had four-point said centre Dean. "When They in with time nights and Reagan finished it to notch his tem," he are, fact, sitting an as the women's 8 team, p.m., each added as they three assists. of let us loose we counted for unbelievable minus total. for 15th goal the season. three." one-point simultaneous volleyball action. 20 Thursday, January 30, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY sports Hawks drop below .500

needed. At by Brad Lyon Moravek and Luypaert by the 12:00 was various times in the mark. Laurier actually took the lead evening, usually consistent shooters

The Laurier Golden Hawks men's at 13:40 on a Forden jumper, 27-26. Bob Urosevic and Brian Demaree

had chances to basketball team suffered another But Brock was not to be denied score important but tough defeat in the Ontario Universi- this night as they consistently hit points, simply couldn't get the ball into the ties' Athletic Association (OUAA) shots from the area of the three-point hoop. their the 12:00 mark West conference, succumbing to the line and effectively used height By of the half, Brock remained electrifying Brock Badgers 80-70, under both baskets to constantly comfortably in front, defend- and would on Saturday. steal rebounds from Laurier 66-55, never look back.

With Brock's attackers. Brock was still hard-fought victory, ers and shooting as hot as

the vaulted into first- Six foot-seven Kevin Moore was they had been in the first Forde Studio will be in Badgers (4-1) a half, espe- he led in the last place tie with the Western Mustangs, the big man for the Badgers as cially 10 minutes of the when who had defeated Waterloo 75-65 the with 27 while chip- the Hawks were team points, game press- earlier in the in with 13 rebounds. In offensively. Brock the Concourse Feb. day. The loss dropped ping fact, ing was able to on 4, the the Hawks (2-3) into fourth place. four Badgers — Moore, Bralen with employ fast-break, court-long Since both and Bill Grace teams were coming off 11, and John Lianga pass to perfection to score some val- losses in their with 7 rebounds outrebound- uable previous games — apiece, points.

Laurier Western ed the Hawk Darren Top scorers for Laurier 5, 11 &12 to take orders to and Brock to top rebounder, were Luyp-

— 6. aert with 21 with Windsor an exciting game was Syer, who had points, Syer 14 and with expected. The a struck this at game started at fast Controversy game Andy Balogh 13. Luypaert, no with Brock the the 17:40 mark of the half when doubt Laurier's of the pace opening scoring a player game, for Photos. also Grad only 20 seconds after the tipoff. Brock foul shot was counted even chipped in with 5 rebounds. Some sloppy Laurier play under though it didn't sink. The referee According to coach Chris Coul- the Brock basket in the first minute ruled that Luypaert had knocked the thard, the Hawks didn't play badly. Hawks and a half prevented the from ball off the rim while it still had a "We played as hard as possible. But

their first until 1:40 chance in the basket. The half Brock was that hot and gaining points on to go just they

a Rene basket. the Hawks shots Luypaert ended with trailing, were making we have never

the 5:30 mark of the seen before. I'm By half, 41-35. disappointed we lost

Brock had stretched lead Thesecond half as but not with how GRADS! its to 10-6 opened quickly we played." and the Hawks were forced to re- as the first half had, with Laurier's Coulthard saw Brock's height — with Grace and group a time-out. Syer sinking the first basket only 20 Moore six foot-seven and A offensive factor for the seconds Soon Bob Mcßae foot-five — major in. after, a Luypaert six as a Hawks up to this point, and for the steal, and then another WLU steal to major factor in the game. "We had

entire in set in game, fact, was the lack of up Syer, brought the Hawks chances the last 10 minutes but we Pick up your proofs at from Steve Forden. beat output Although within two, early in the half. just got on the boards." In fact, he scored 12 the booth and points, he simply didn't But by the 3:00 mark, Brock had Brock's height forced Laurier to Information with the needed score regularity for stretched its lead again, this time by change its game plan. Bob Urosevic

the of the team. to sat out success In fact, 8, 50-42, thanks mainly a Laurier half the game, so some of

make return Forden didn't score his first defensive letdown which led Laurier's please sure you basket to two bigger men such as Syer until 9:50 of the first half. Brock baskets and Hawk and could be quick a Moravek, utilized to try Laurier the a black & white proof to the played gamely in first timeout to regroup. and counteractBrock's height advan- and down The Hawks troubled half, although 20-14 at were all night tage. the 10:00 mark, had narrowed the by The Hawks information booth by Feb. 3. poor shooting; they simply next game is Satur- score to 22-21 on baskets by Ron couldn't sink the big basket when it day in Windsor.

Team effort keys success

to the special Cord effort. women in the top 25. The Laurier

Last Friday, Laurier's racers women placed fifth out of ten teams

One of the secrets for the success the and showed their ability to ski as a team on fast icy Giant Slalom

of this ski team year's is team by placing five men and three course. Western took top spot with Queens and Laurentian following IT'S EASIER THAN in second and third respectively. Important home win The Laurier men finished fourth out of 11 teams, with Guelph knock-

ing Western out of first and YOU THINK! special to the Cord O'Brien added 10 points and six McMaster finishing third. rebounds, while Andrea Prescott Kim Gowing of the women's The women's basketball team chipped in nine points and five team in a second its 3-5 put spectacular upped record to with a con- rebounds. Catherine Foulon was after first the last the run a disappointing run, vincing 55-49 win over teams leading rebounder with cutting a wopping two seconds off place Windsor Lancers January 14. her initial time. Kim's effort earned 24. The team played without the

her a 12th It the win the valuable Anne place standing. was first home for Weber who is out basketball Hawks five Lady in with an ankle sprain. The team, All of the Hawks four re- however, overcame this setback. years. ski team are home. "We maining games at got great play out of our big trailed The Hawks never and kids: Catherine, Deb (Whatmore),

built an early 11-2 lead. An eight- and Sue," said head coach BREWSKI'S Garry The men's first-seed Dave racer, point spurt in the final minute of the Jeffries. Bradley, caught a tip part-way 35-22 first half gave Laurier a half- and ask Donna how to down the first pitch and lost his ski. time lead. Windsor pulled to within This weekend, the travels team Bradley slid 80-feet down the icy before the Hawks went two, 47-45, to Michigan to play in a tourna- make wine and beer. It's course before coming to a stop. For 54-49. on a nine- run to lead in Park. point ment Highland Their open- the Western team, watching from Kris Peel led Laurier scorers is ing game against Kennedy King if economical, it's easy and the half-way point, it appeared as with 19 points and six assists. Sue College from Chicago. their competition would not finish

the a it's fun! race, but Bradley, always faithful climbed team racer, up, Court size afactor retrieved his ski and finished his run. On his second run, Bradley of posted one of the fastest times Zamboni the by Ralph played on wider international the day. This type of team spirit is courts and although all three played giving Laurier a prominent name men's each On January 18, the varsity well, was defeated. The final on the Pepsi circuit. travelled Toronto three from squash team to to players competed on the small- Other individual results Fri-

in the second of three major er North American and for the Janeva compete courts had day, women, were:

Ontario Universities' Athletic Asso- greater success. The result was that Healey 18th, Jackie Dolling 20th,

ciation (OUAA) tournaments held the team split the number of victories Theresa Moreau 28th, Shelagh this Their efforts them with Trent and year. qualified York: three each. Pepper 30th, Lisa Odoni 36th. the OUAA finals this weekend in On Clarke for Saturday, play resumed and The men's results were: Western. the Laurier team competed against Smith 16th, Rob Crocker 17th, U of Brewski's The team was represented by T, Queens, and RMC. Despite Pete Ardill 20th, Chris Fraiken Dave Paul Grant minor Brad- Lissaman, Einhart, injuries, the team continued to 23rd, Dave King 25th, Dave Waterloo Town Square Fraser, Peter Maule, Mike Moffat, play well. Both Peter Maule and ley 60th. lan Mike Thompson, and the two coaches, Moffat were able defeat for world cup Lower Level to Friday was a race Arthur and Pete individu- Stephen Sturrup. strong opponents from Queens. points and for that reason The tournament began Friday Later in the afternoon Laurier defeat- als could for 885-4060 race to gain points off ed afternoon and Launer squared a weaker RMC team. national standing. Racing for points both Trent and York Univer- Laurier Andy against now advances to the other than starting six were OUAA finals 64th sities. which will be held at Barret 23rd, and Reid Finlay Laurier's first three competitors Western this weekend. after fall. 10% discount to card-carrying students! a L 21 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 30, 1986 sports

scoreboard

OUAA OUAA Basketball—Wert OWIAA Volleyball-West Hockey

Standings Standings Standings GP W L T F A PTS GP W L T F A PTS GP W L T F A PTS

York 16 12 3 1 100 51 25 Western 5 4 1 0 387 353 8 Guelph 8 2 6 0 10 19 4 Toronto 15 12 3 0 103 34 24 Windsor 6 4 2 0 490 465 8 LAURIER 9 1 8 0 11 26 2 LAURIER 14 11 2 1 114 51 23 Brock 5 4 1 0 399 386 8 Brock 7 2 5 0 11 19 4 Windsor 22 McMaster 5 2 3 0 357 350 4 Western 9 5 4 0 17 19 10 16 9 3 4 93 67 Waterloo 17 10 5 2 86 75 22 Waterloo 5 2 3 0 371 367 4 Windsor 7 5 2 0 18 8 10 Western 15 10 4 1 89 54 21 LAURIER 5 2 3 0 331 351 4 Waterloo 8 6 2 0 22 14 12

Laurenti sin 18 9 9 0 104 116 18 Guelph 5 0 5 0 355 418 0 McMaster 8 7 1 0 23 7 14 Guelph 17 7 8 2 78 84 16

Brock 17 5 11 1 95 128 11

16 4 11 1 70 127 9 Results OUAA Volleyball-West Ryerson Queen's 17 3 12 2 69 98 8 Western 70, LAURIER 60 RMC 18 4 14 0 68 128 8 Waterloo 87, McMaster 71 Standings McMaster 17 3 13 1 57 112 7 Windsor 99, Brock 89 GP W L T F A PTS

Brock 80, LAURIER 70 Western 75, Waterloo 65 McMaster 6 0 6 0 1 18 0

Windsor 92, Guelph 70 Brock 6 0 6 0 5 18 0 LAURIER 6 4 2 0 14 10 8 tamaie hockey

Upcoming Games Western 6 4 2 0 12 7 8

Guelph 6 4 2 0 13 8 8 LAURIER at Windsor (Feb. 1) Waterloo 6 6 0 0 18 2 12

OWIAA Basketball-West Standings GP W L T F A PTS

Results 1 10 0 23 60 2 Standings Philadelphia 11 4 7 8 GP W L T F A PTS New 11 0 41 39 Western 70, Guelph 65 Boston 11 5 5 1 37 37 11 Brock LAURIER 57 76, 5 037 44 12 Windsor 8 0 8 0 371 499 0 Minnesota 11 6 Waterloo 46 Brock 58, 14 LAURIER 8 3 5 0 462 518 6 Chicago 11 6 3 2 44 34 McMaster 64, LAURIER 62 Oilers 11 9 1 1 50 18 19 Guelph 7 3 4 0 404 402 6 Western 77, Windsor 64 McMaster 7 5 2 0 363 344 10 McMaster 55, Waterloo 49 Western 8 5 3 0 506 471 10 Western 82, LAURIER 62 Brock 6 4 2 0 357 293 8 Results LAURIER 55, Windsor 49 Waterloo 8 6 2 0 499 435 12 McMaster 38, Brock 31 Oilers 10, Philadelphia 2 Waterloo 64, Western 61 Boston 7, New York 6 Guelph 63, Windsor 32 Chicago 6, Minnesota 1

Third annual Texaco Cup goes this weekend

Bruce Arculus Laurier fans will the for the familiar in by see Golden $2 for a day pass or $4 Youth team, Royal Military Col- some names opposing Hawks, champions of the 1984 weekend. A dollar from each ticket lege, Kitchener Beograd, and Lon- uniforms. 1984 tournament MVP Texaco The third annual Cup at 7:50 as sold will the Canadian nation- will be tend- tournament, p.m. they goto don Panhellenic. Eymbert Vaandering tournament hosted take Kitchener for the four-time indoor soccer on Beograd. al team, competing for the first time In the other division, reigning ing goal Emeralds,

Wilfrid Laurier is scheduled for Admission is $3 for each the World be all-Canadian Paul Scholz will wear by day, or in Cup Soccer Finals in champion Kitchener City will this Mexico June. weekend. $6 for a weekend pass. Advance in challenged by Toronto Emerald, the colours of London Panhellenic,

the com- tickets be either The Hawks will the and midfielder Scott three- Play among ten teams may purchased at Golden fight for University of Toronto, the Uni- Fraser, a will off 7 the Bookstore will for the peting kick at p.m. Friday. or the Athletic office: a top berth against the Canadian versity of Western Ontario, and the time all-Canadian, play

University of Guelph. Emeralds. Hawks Golden Hawk coach Barry Lyon Flying said he hopes for increased attend- last attendance indoor soccer ance; year's was

over 3,200. Over 1,000 fans

watched Kitchener City trip the After games Friday and Satur- Hawks 3-1 in the final.

day, the top two finishers in each Hawk player Stefan Kerry said

division will play off, with the losers the Golden Hawks are holding a 1 playing a consolation final p.m. fundraising bash Saturday night at Sunday, and the winners facing off the Knights of Columbus Hall. The

2 at p.m. $4 tickets will be available in the

Golden Hawk followers will see Concourse and from the players.

A great looking hairstyle at reasonable prices!

Men $7.50 Women $8.50

Complete with Blow Dry

Perms complete $35.00

L Appointment needed (or Perms only. ] 05

- 28 University Ave. E.

Pat Wylie, a third-year Honours Across from San Francesco Foods Kris Peel, a first-year Arts stu- Arts student, is male athlete of the

dent at WLU, has won female ath- week. Wylie set a new school

- 8:30-6:00 lete of the week honours. She scored record in the Can-Am Invitational Tuesday Friday

19 and 6 13.60 metres. * points accounted for with a shot put of He Saturday 8:00-3:30 the assists to help basketball Hawks is currently ranked sth in the coun-

to a 55-49 victory over the Wind- try and two of his three puts were last the sor Lancerettes Friday night. long enough to qualify for national championships. Edge 886-2060

name the hawk

If it free. you love something, set

If it it can't doesn't go away, fly. Such is the unhappy lot of the

Laurier mascot. It can't fly. It can't

talk. It's purple. It has no name.

It used to be called Tommy (as

in Tommy Hawk, get it?) which, as be struck oodles of can imagined,

fear into the hearts of opposing

teams.

Now, the WLU Lettermen's club

and the Student Alumni Associa- for the tion want a new name worth Hawk, and are offering $75

of prizes (that's not chicken feed).

Entries can be made at the Stu- dents' Union Info centre, second UNIQUE... ANY WAY YOU SERVE floor, Students' Union Bldg. II 22 Thursday, January 30, 1986 THE CORD WEEKLY

BENSON'S 30s DELIVER MORE TASTE^

REGULAR LENGTH AND

5 FREE -

CIGARETTES vb etcetera THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, January 30, 1986 23

to be to be ......

Ihuroday Monday Upcoming Tuesday Thursday JCffHJCHY 31 3 January 30 ' February Events February 4 February 6

MASTER'S PROGRAMS: — RESUME WRITING Fac- — Workshop i INTERVIEW SKILLS Workshop JapaneseOpera and Operetta Film Screening. 'Gaijin'. 3 p.m. will take from ulty of Environmental FESTIVAL place 10-11 a.m. Design will be held from - Excerpts 12 noon in 2E7. j 6:30 8 p.m. at in the T.A. from in L235. the U. of will hold a I Check — — Calgary in PCS for location. JAPAN Lecture. Gerald Pratley, York Lecture. 'Successfully Doing presentation about programs in University. 'Films of Japan' at Business with Japan'. Susumu Urban SEMINAR ON Careers in Busi- Planning, Architecture, Tuesday 2:30 in 2E7. Yanagisawa, president, Toyota FESTIVAL and Industrial in PlOl7 LAURIER presents: — Film P1025/27. ness forArts & Science Students Design Screening: 'Hiroshima, Canada. 7 p.m. in

4 - - FESTIVAL from 1 3 February JAPAN, February 2 at in 2E7. will take place from 11:30a.m. -1 p.m. Mon Amour' 3:30 p.m. 8: in P3015. — Concert. Yoshimi Oyama, p.m. YORK UNIVERSITY'S MBA Pro- Friday RELIGION & CULTURE Stu- koto. 7 in the T.A. I Info. Session p.m. gram will be held February 7 MUSIC AT NOON dent/Faculty will I Iton Colloquium - presents from 2:30 3:30 p.m. in P3015. at at take place 3 in PMC. Sunday Wjuniski, harpsichord, 12 p.m. Wednesday — Lecture. 'Religions of Japan'. noon in the T.A. 2 RESUME February 10:30 a.m. in 4-209. ' WRITING Workshop Februarys

THE CORD — 'Early Spring'. | WEEKLY will hold will be heldfrom 6-7 Check FilmScreening. p.m. — Display of Japanese Trea- READING SKILLS Series its — and will weekly staff meeting at 2:30 in PCS for location. Lecture. 'Art Religious 3 p.m. in 2E7. sures. To February 8, PMC.

in — 'Demon take place from 12:30 -1:30 p.m. p.m. in the news office of the Experience Japan.' Dr. David Film Screening. — Display of Music, Dance, Ori- in P3027/29. Continues on Feb. ; Cord (2nd Fl. Waterhouse, U of T. 10:30a.m. in Pond'. 7 in 2E7. SUB). Learn what FRENCH FILM p.m. Screening pre- gami, Puppets, and Dolls. 2 p.m., 6. Register in Student Services ■ real fun is! Come and discuss the 4-209. — Film Screening. 'Kagemusha'. sents 'Les Portes de la Nuit, M. Torque Room.

Centre. — intellectual theories of Japanese Cuisine An- 9:10 p.m. in 2E7. newspa- at plus Carne' 9 p.m. in PlOl7. nouncement , pers and social change as app- of Poetry Contest Winners. SUMMER JOB Search Work- j lied to student journalism. Any Monday 12 noon in the Con- Saturday course. - student shop will be held from 1 2 I who would like to con- Wednesday 3 p.m. February 8 — February in PlOO3. I tribute is welcome to attend. Februarys Lecture. 'Western and Tradi-

— Lecture. 'Religions of Japan'. tional Music of Japan'. Dr. David

Uof T. 1:30 in — Gala WLUSU FILM/Speaker Presen-! i CLASSICAL REVIVAL: Faculty AIESEC BUSINESS luncheon: 10:30 a.m. in 4-209. Waterhouse, p.m. Closing. Drums and Dan-

John chief — Film 3 Portable 2. Performance. 7 in the tation, 'Hookers on Davie' will! & staff dinner/dance will take Grant, economist of Screening. 'Yojimbo'. cing p.m.

Wood in 2E7. — Film Screening. 'Yakuza'. 3 T.A. Speaker. Tadashi Ikeda, Jap- take from - placeat7 p.m.attheWalperTer- Gundy, will speak about place 4:30 6 p.m. in ■ p.m.

free — Flower in 2E7. the Turret. A discussion with | race Hotel. For tickets, call ext. trade as it affects Canada Tea Ceremony and p.m. anese Embassy. 'Understanding .

in at 7 — Japanese Martial Arts Dem- producer Holly Dale will follow. 2279 or 699-5572. and, particular, Ontario. Takes Arranging Demonstration the Japanese'. Following per- i onstrations. 7 in place at the Valhalla Inn, Kit- p.m. in the PMC. p.m. the T.A. formance in the T.A.

chener, from 12 noon - 2:30 THEATRELAURIER presents 'A | FRIDAY NIGHT at the Movies p.m. in Midsummer Tickets available the Con- Night's Dream' at 8 presents 'St. Elmo's Fire' at 8 p.m. orfrom Diane classifieds course at 885-1076. p.m. in the T.A. Tickets, $4 for in IEI. students, available at theStudent 1 Info. Centre. RESUME WRITING Workshop NEW MUSIC CONCERT: The Personals Personals will 1:30 to Stenographic Start be heldfrom 2:30 p.m. I Gallery will present a con- Check WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL: Wat- PCS for location. Services j cert featuring recorder virtuoso WHEREAS ROBERT'S Rules of HELLO: IS THIS Pokey and Spa-1 i at erloo at Laurier 8 Peter Hannan at at p.m. 8 p.m. 125 Order cause nightmares for golie? Is your mother home? St. WEDNESDAY FAST, ACCURATE King W., Kitchener, Ont. VARIETY Night chairpersons, BIRT Robert's And does she make you spa- typing and ISYOUR life devoidof meaning? presents Terry Kelly, singer/ Rules of Order be rejected by the ghetti when you're drunk? E & J. word processing of reports, lacklustre Is Thursday a grey musician, at 9 in the Turret. WLUSU Bored mailing lists and resumes. Re- MEN'S VOLLEYBALL: Guelph p.m. Directors; hole in a week full of lacklustre asonable (RlOl/86). DEAR FORMER Gumbies, rates, many years ex- at Laurier at 8 p.m. holes? have no grey Well, you stones perience. Phone 886-2097. sticks and may break our excuse because...you could be ENGLISH Upcoming CLUB Sweatshirts: To- BIFRT POTTER'S & Dunn's bones, but spineless house- at writing news! Meet Thursday Events TYPING: GRADUATE a day is the last date to order Rules of Disorder be adopted by mates only humourus! A&Z. P.S. of uni- 2:30 p.m. for coffee, donuts,and -$15/shirt. Secretarial and Admini- the WLUSU Bored Directors as a A&Z Inc. repossess absolute versity an inside look at the sordid world 'SKI FOR UNICEF for $I.o4'Day viable alternative; (RlO2/86). rights to the Gumby House trade- strative Studies Program will for Andrea will of news. Ask or take place on Fri. Feb. 7 at mark. Failureof compliance sub- type essays, reports, resumes, leave your name and number. It's Saturday Talisman Mountain Resort in etc. Close to Rea- AND BIFRT a search committee ject to criminal prosecution. campus. been said we're hard for wri- Ont. Skiers up 1 Kimberly, can enjoy sonable rates. Call at February be established by the WLUSU Cathy to 10 ters. Come to the Cord office a full day: 8:30 a.m. p.m. on 746-0190. Bored Directors to find a perm- ERIN (THE other woman): (2nd Floor SUB) and see if it's DAY RETREAT: Reflect upon the down-hill slopes and 8:30 to anent alternative to Robert's Happy 20. You have to act true. Even the writers who have 4:30 and enrich your spirituality as a on the cross-country ski DEPENDABLE Rules of Disorder; (RlO3/86). mature and responsible now. No FAST, word pro- discovered nirvana Time: 10 -10 trails. The $1.04 already up single person. a.m. you pay (pro- $1 more breaking Bambi's heart. cessing. per double-spaced here are expected to show. You Advanced is re- ceeds to Unicef) also in- p.m. registration go Luv, Lis. Resumes $3 AND BIFRT, insteadof counting page. per page. know who are. Call at cludes entrance into the you quired. Kathy 884-1970, your Draft provided. Near Sea- Quorum at meetings, the copy i ext. 2240. CHUM FM rock videodance that Stadium. Phone 885-1353. WLUSU Bored Directors count LISA LISA, HOW will I know - gram evening. Tickets available at all the number of 'Make rftaay pizza slices re- mystery P/Lady? love not DONT MISS Offcam's Snow- Collegiate Sports Experts quired; (RlO4/86). war Erotic City come alive'. P.S: 31 Stores. For more info., call (416) QUALITY TYPING January fest! Come on out and have a 1 and/or word Don't be too shy to phone - S. 487-4153. good time. Hot dogs and apple processing. Resumes stored in- BIOLOGY LECTURE: DR. D W. AND BIFRT a Beer and Pizza cider available. Be at Waterloo definitely. Punctuation and spel- Stanley, Food Science Dept. of A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S Fund be established by the WOULD ANYBODY notice if the Park (near the tennis courts) ling checked. Fast accurate ser- Dream will be in the WLUSU the U. of Guelph, will speak on presented Bored Directors to CTB escalator ended in a hot between2-5 and then vice. Delivery arranged. Diane, p.m. join T.A. each Jan. 30- Feb. The of Beans as a Food night, 1, cover those meetings where dog factory? Just wondering. Biology 576-1284. us at the Kent Hotel for a party at 8 Tickets available at or Tuff Beans' at 11:30 a.m. in p.m. the Quorum will be lost if he is not around 6 (till 1 p.m.). p.m. Student Info. Centre - 884-5210. PlOl7. fed; (RlO5/86). BLOND & REDHEAD: How are TYPING! ESSAYS and resumes. you this week? We had to re- Paper supplied. Reasonable AND BIFRT a tilt/swivel/recliner schedule our workouts so we rates. Close to universities. Call chair be purchased from missed you MWF. Still see i Donna at 888-6308 anytime. WLUSU MiscellaneousFunds to around school and think about Echo Travel avoid those embarassing spills our future night on the town. And QUALIFIED when go on into know you're about it ! TYPIST. presents meetings long thinking Anything the knight. (RlO6/86). too. So maybe we'll introduce ; typed from theses to resumes. ourselves sometime And , IBM Selectric Will SPRING ... may- typewriter. BREAK. DAYTON be find in editand correct Will A TO THE 'GROUP' can a BEACH roo- you dog Ethiopia. any spelling. esp. my & Man. Call Pamela mie: Thanks for making 'my day' Guy supply paper. at featuring the famous INTERNATIONAL INN ~ extra special. I'll have to have 884-6913. YOUR TRIP INCLUDES: '86 GRADS: I'D like to be of another sometime! Karen. one • Six party mghis accommodations at the well known . - but I'm not a InternationalInn you and I need PROFESSIONAL a Driving Package ± located in the TYPING. Es- 4 fight middle ofthe at 313 South N. lUz.LaJ st"P Atlantic Avenue in N. ■ Without 5 Oaytona place to live next Do Transportations JOHN: I WANNA have some - year. you term res- \ Beach renovated over says, theses, \ V J W T Totally the pasttwo years papers, n . \ yuaa 'his oceantrontresort is one of the have a 2 bedroom no farther certainly high- wawa wawa waaa but apt., ' umes, etc. $1/double est pizza pizza spaced hotels locatedin quality thecentral strip area \ / than 1/2 hour walk from The all the uni- \ hotel has oceanview rooms when Hazel St. tax returns color TV air only floods, page. Simple pre- \ Cull Pool/o conditioning pool bar. giftShop, and one ofthe na _ I'd be to take t John. versity? willing over pared $10. Call *000 00 hottest pooldecks on the strip Accu-Type U.-.UT With Transportation*. ZZY.UU lease in May. Please call V

* Poo! deck and Personal Business P ar,ies activities have screwed but Airanoements by ECHO TRAVEL INC every single day may things up, MOOSE CHEF: Here's to Chef " Bf v laigest in JKSB The college lours lo Florida he hasn't heard the last from us! •*'for * Opt'onai pizza, new friends, ' Over 7years excursions available to Disney World Boy-ar-dee Hawaiian luaus BLYTH & COMPANY: Epcol party boats and more the know Superbly - if By way, you anyone and 3 a.m. phonecalls from new " •*" '•« WM. restamanl a.scounls lo who shoes i Led Tours for Young Adults Ages M s»«'i jow>eisi>>ove ii.'moK. ÜbA As0I p

throw e*pefl"uiq partiesand take oi ot you biking Europe's river val- asked), 888-6881. Carlyle. asleep in washrooms. Also to great leys, biking in France, the bike alarm watches - yours, not mine. of tour: THANKS tour Europe, grand EIH: FOR the 'Chinese How's your green tongue? Greece and the THE BEST OF EVERYTHiNG YOU Islands, grand TO INSURE THE BEST SPRING BREAK! Fall' last week. You sure know tour: Western how 'catch' attention for i ANY WOMEN INTERESTED Europe, sailing in i V to me. in r| French Immersion and Don't to Greece, 4 forget dress up this playing summer soccer in Water- V B ■ Best Hotel- j| humanities at Oxford - homestay, week wear J.C. jeans. P.S. loo, call Blair at 885-5671. \ | I W.. H V™ HI Guaranteed your University. Please call for a com- J I' Watch out for H.H. and his hat! where you be H brochure. Offices in on plimentary If FEH. Articles for Sale % I other Canada, USA and France. Toll

TED: DISCO appreciation. Your . Free: (800) 387-1387; (416) Make your own beer for under place, then mine Baby! TeTe. ! 964-2569. ■ vV A Best '- oca, on $5/case. Hi ' If your paying too much " m BP \ Daytona b| for LUIGI: WHY ARE your beer, visit Brewski's- BV Don lei you always - - A I a poor location ruin your i BUS. 211 STUDENTS Don't lower level, Waterloo Town V ' the Day'ona dressed on Tues. and Thurs? xr% K? strip is up waste valuable time — 19 your worry- V JH nR 23 miles long!) Square. Would it have anything to do ■ ing about overheads. Bring your with Macow? P.S. You always ideas for overheads into UT&T i3, complain that you never get any Wanted Help : (2nd Fl. SUB) and watch your Fli 4 from H.H. will Mgf , . Everything phone calls-maybe get a ' key ideas transform into pro- in touch soon if keep dres- WANT TEACHING expos you experience fessional business presentation. |fIA a | sing up!! Guido. while extra earning money? Call 884-2991 and ask for Roger. Needlecraftinstructors/sales re-

PUP: STILL waiting for you to quired by leading needlecraft \ ibk START PLANNING for the sum- drop by and get your B-day company. Will train, no in- mer now. Employers are im- HBft Milk Luxury Coaches 9H present. Hope it fits and vestment. Generous commis- you get pressed by early applicants who party a lot of use out of it! Calvin. sion and bonuses. For interview present themselves profession- call Maryann, 742-8813. ally. UT&T offers typeset res-

F O JEFF AND VAN: Life's a beach, I umes in six formats, in a variety 65 let's 800-323- EC HO make it an annual event! lost & found of typestyles for only $20. For Ik j] John. in at UT&T The ln more info., drop on T \ LOST: COMPLETE set of Campus keys the2nd Fl. SUB, or call 884-2991 on University Ave. orWLU. JOHN: LET'S makea 'Sandwich, Keys and ask for Roger. were in brown sandwich, wawa wawa waa!' zippered case and You JUNE: 5794866 might tind a cheaper trip. are irreplaceable. Please call but why risk John. your THE CORD is looking for people Break cash 884-2990, Fred. ... ■ Spring on a illustrations. If imi,a,ion!! to draw simple Watch for in cheap display Concourse! ROB B.: SORRY about the mis- you can doodle, you're likely LOST: BROWN wallet,lost understanding Saturday. It was a some- qualified. Contact Ron at the where in K —W last party! See at the Tur- week. Please good you Cord Office or at 886-9956. ret! E. call 884-2990, Fred. CORD WEEKLY 24 Thursday, January 30, 1986 THE

ATTENTION ,

ALL '86 GRADS f\

Nominations For: Open -...... n|\ fl 111 HI UH L Honorary Class President

Student of the Year SALE

Forms Available in Info Centre. m CAR/ i»HI/ Nominations Close " Tuesday, Qy y3 ull /0 off most items im

—— Thanks for at the "Loo" your support | |

Watch for other Grad Events.