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Schoolcraft President Dr. Conway Jeffress addresses gathered members from the University of Toledo, Schoolcraft College, and Wayne State University during the press conference on Nov. 7, 2013, announcing the new partnership that will allow students to take Baccalaureate classes on Schoolcraft’s Livonia campus. Photo courtesy of Schoolcraft Marketing Department. Mayor stresses networking and personability for political success. Page 10 Three distinguished schools, PHOTOs BY LINDSEY WELLS Lightning strikes one bright future Schoolcraft to U partnership to offer bachelor’s and master’s degree programs on campus Thor, stealing thunder at the By Matthew Murphy for the out-of-state UT student. box office. Staff Writer Second, students can avoid Page 18 The Presidents of School- the commute to either Detroit Student ID craft College, Wayne State or Toledo. Dr. Lloyd A. Jacobs, University and the University President of the University of of Toledo announced on Nov. Toledo spoke of the proximity 7 the creation of “Schoolcraft of the two schools, and also of dining to U.” Schoolcraft to U is a the desire to blur the line be- partnership that, beginning tween Michigan and Ohio dur- technology fall 2014, will bring WSU and ing his opening remarks. He UT class offerings directly to also spoke of a “congruence of shopping Schoolcraft students, both values” and mentioned a “web (Left) Likening the new partnerships to cloud computing, online and on-site. Students of relationships” shared by the University of Toledo President Dr. Lloyd Jacobs hopes that will have the full resources Great IDeas for off campus partners in Schoolcraft to U. allowing students to take University of Toledo classes in Livonia of all three schools available uses. Dr. Jacobs said the partnership will blur the barriers between Michigan and Toledo. (Right) to them as they work to earn Page 13 is about “the possibilities for Provost of Wayne State University Dr. Margaret Winters speaks their Bachelor’s or Master’s students’ success, without re- on the advantages that the new Schoolcraft to U program has for degrees. The benefits don’t Diversions gard to borders.” the community and future Wayne State students. end there; there is a financial Dr. Margaret Winters, benefit, as well. First, the Uni- Wayne State University pro- in engineering, nursing and WSU or UT. versity of Toledo will waive vost, speaking on behalf of Mr. sudoku business.” She also said she The programs to be of- crossword out-of-state tuition fees for M. Roy Wilson, President of word search believes the program will al- students in the program. That Wayne State University, com- low the student a smoother See Partnership reduction means a difference mented, “There was a need transition from Schoolcraft to on page 2 The perfect way to pass the of more than $8,000 per year to create more opportunities time between classes. Page 30 Graphic illustration by Urmila Bilgi INDEX Serving our safety News...... 2 “The schools that can communi- Editorials...... 6 RAVE alert system cate effectively are the ones that keep Ocelot Opinions...... 9 prepares Schoolcraft for people safe, and that’s our goal,” Frank Campus Life...... 10 any emergency Ruggirello Jr., Schoolcraft College By Peter Hubbard Director of Marketing and Commu- Secrets of the Quill.. 13 News Editor nications said, regarding the need for A&E...... 18 In the event of any campus crisis, RAVE. Conceived with the notion that Sports...... 24 the college’s chief concern is the safety directions regarding safety concerns Crossword...... 30 of Schoolcraft’s staff and students. must be promptly delivered, multiple Although blizzards, gas-leaks, and methods are used to ensure that these Horoscope...... 31 blackouts are often unpredictable, messages are received. these events can all be appropriately “Let’s say we have a snow day; you’ll CONTACT US addressed in order to minimize havoc. get messages saying the school is To ensure the protection and conve- closed through text, email, and a phone News/Advertising: call,” Ruggirello said. This way stu- (734) 462-4422 nience of Schoolcraft’s student body and faculty, each person registering for dents and staff are not left in the dark Letter to the Editor: by chance events. Steven Kaufman, [email protected] classes will subscribe to an effective warning system, referred to as RAVE. Schoolcraft Chief of Campus Security Combining today’s most thorough Police, explained, “Each medium— communication methods with detailed calls, text-messages, and emails—go directions from Campus Security Po- out simultaneously.” Although not The RAVE system sends alerts via text message, lice, the early-warning alarm will help See Rave email, and phone to advise students of lead individuals away from hazard and on page 3 emergency situations and campus closures. confusion. 2 NEWSANDFEATURES Helping our Heroes Compiled by Julian Maiden Schoolcraft Staff Writer Saudi Arabia Women Defy aids Veterans in Authority With the pandemonium occurring in understanding Saudi Arabia, women from the region benefits are exercising their denied privilege to drive a vehicle on commercial by Jason Woolery Staff Writer streets. While the ban on women driving in Saudi Arabia is strictly en- On Veterans Day, Nov. 11, forced, several women in the region Schoolcraft hosted a fundrais- collaborated to oppose the ban that er sponsoring America’s de- is strictly mandated by the religious edicts, which encompass the ma- fenders of liberty. Lasting from jority of the region. The Women’s 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at Henry’s Driving Campaign reports that ap- Food Court in the VisTa Tech proximately 25 women proceeded Center, $260 was raised to give to drive despite the ban in order back to those that had already to battle with current established given so much. laws over the region. Out of the 25 women, Saudi Arabian authorities Refreshments were avail- stopped five vehicles, of which Col. able and all donations ben- Fawaz Al-Meeman of Riyadh Police efited Piquette Square, an told CNN: “Each case was dealt with apartment complex in Detroit Graphic illustration by Urmila Bilgi accordingly.” One of the drivers and that provides housing and the factory, is a new four-story in a row, starting on Nov. 18 the veterans after they are advocates of the campaign said, support for homeless veterans. brick building, which consists and ending on Dec. 9, every discharged and are in search “I drove on the highway and was The key symbol of the event noticed by a couple of cars but they of 150 affordable one-bed- Monday between the hours of of some type of employment was a large yellow "Support were fine with it.” With the number room units. The complex also 8:30–10:30 a.m. training. I am actually plan- Our Troops" ribbon which of opposing advocates, many are left houses an 11,000 square-foot The events aim to inform ning on finishing my degree to believe that the ban will be eradi- students signed their names to common area for the veterans local veterans about the ben- when I retire from the Marines cated by globalizing norms. show support and gratitude. to mingle and socialize. The efits, services, and resources in a few years.” Piquette Square is not only Deadly Shooting at LAX first tenants in the Piquette available to military veterans, Schoolcraft College is prov- an apartment complex for vet- A 23 year-old male opened fire with complex moved in June 2010. with a strong focus on dis- ing to be a continuing leader erans. They also offer many an assault rifle at a Transportation “It is really great that the abled military veterans. There in the community with its vast services including mental Safety Authority (TSA) booth at Los veterans that come home to will be two experts on hand to efforts to support the local vet- Angeles International Airport. At the health counseling, substance the city of Detroit have a po- answer any questions veterans erans and community at large. present time, investigators are not abuse treatment, on-site job tential place to go,” Marine may have. One of the experts Veterans or students inter- certain of the motives that led to the training, educational pro- Cpl. Joseph Malas said. “I can’t is Toni Moses, department ested in either of these events shooting inside of Terminal 3. The grams, computer labs, and shooter is identified as Paul Anthony imagine coming home after service officer of the Disabled are encouraged to contact more. Essentially, they seek Ciancia, a resident of Los Angeles deployment and having to suf- American Veterans. In addi- Pam Paxton-Keehner at 734- to provide overall support ser- who killed one TSA agent and left fer the plight of homelessness, tion to the expert advice pro- 462-4400 ext. 5346 for addi- other bystanders in the area wound- vices to help veterans develop especially having just served vided by Moses, Pam Paxton- tional information. Veterans ed. Currently, investigators are trying healthy and independent life your country as a veteran.” Keehner, Veterans Services interested in Piquette Square to sort through the compiled infor- skills. Schoolcraft is supportive of Coordinator at Schoolcraft, apartment information can mation available about the individual. The Piquette Square project It was clear that the shooter’s initial veteran’s issues, and they are will also answer questions contact Terri Lopez directly at is located on historic ground intention was to murder anyone af- offering a handful of “Vet- about how veterans can use 313-297-1325. ■ in the New Center Area of De- filiated with a government agency. eran’s Coffee Hour Q&A” their educational benefits to troit. The site used to be home The shooter approached several sessions starting in Novem- pursue a college education. people and asked if they worked for to the old Studebaker factory, ber and going through the Current Marine Malas the TSA. When the people that he which was destroyed in a middle of December. The stated, “It’s great to know that questioned responded negatively, fire in 2005. The apartment Question and Answer events there are community groups he would move on and approach complex, erected in place of others around the airport terminal. will be held for four Mondays and programs willing to help Leon Saryan, a bystander inside the LAX terminal, was approached by the gunman who asked, “TSA?” but PHOTO BY LINDSEY WELLS since the bystander didn’t have any tunity such as this as they affiliation, the gunman walked away. pursued their educations.” Officers present at the incident shot Partnership Terry Gilligan, who has a son and wounded the gunman. The gun- man was detained and has been tak- continued from page 1 in the Culinary Arts program en to a local hospital in Los Angeles. at Schoolcraft and is also a It still is not clear to deputies what Trustee of the Schoolcraft fered by Wayne State will initially provoked the shooting, but by College Board of Trustees, include Bachelor’s in Business confiscating the gunman’s personal described it as “…very exciting Administration-Accounting, items, it appears he possessed pa- times! This is a great oppor- pers of anti-government New World BBA-Management, Bachelor’s tunity for students in other Order manuscripts. of Science-Computer Science, programs to pursue their BS-Electric Transportation Duggan defeats Napoleon Bachelor’s degrees.” Technology, BS-Electrical/ On Tuesday, Nov. 5, the voice of De- A "boots-on-the-ground" Electronic Engineering Tech- troit’s residents was recognized as perspective was offered by the city announced its new mayor. nology, BS-Electromechanical Mrs. Michelle Randall, CPA Mike Duggan, former hospital chief Engineering Technology, and Professor of Accounting and political activist, was declared BS-Mechanical Engineer- at Schoolcraft College. She the victor by a slim margin over ing Technology and Master’s Wayne County Sheriff Benny Napo- said, “I’m very excited! This in Business Administration. leon. Leading with the support of gives students another oppor- The programs to be offered by 55% of Detroit’s voters to Napoleon’s tunity to obtain the necessary the University of Toledo will 45%, according to CBS Detroit, Dug- degrees in accounting and gan’s victory could scarcely be pre- include Bachelor’s of Profes- business and continue that dicted until all of the precincts were sional Studies, BS-Criminal success into their careers.” reported in at 10:50 p.m.. Justice, BS-Health Informa- Frank Ruggirello, Director of Marketing and Communications According to the Detroit Free Press, Schoolcraft to U is a bold tion Administration and BS- at Schoolcraft College, demonstrates how the new Schoolcraft to Duggan said his focus would stay on leap into the future. As Dr. Nursing. fixing Detroit’s battered neighbor- Jacobs said, “I predict in the U website keeps students up to date as the program, set to start Mrs. Joan Gebhardt, Trea- hoods beset by foreclosures, blight next five years, this relation- in August 2014, will offer Schoolcraft students a chance for dual surer of the Schoolcraft Col- and abandonment, and on getting the ship and those like it will be enrollment with partnering universities. city’s faith leaders involved in efforts lege Board of Trustees, spoke increasingly strong and in- to resolve the city’s crime crisis. He of her regrets that the partner- they shall never sit in.” Information is available about creasingly frequent.” A Greek also pledged to rebuild a relation- ship launched -only- recently. Further information may the university partners, avail- ship with unions, many of which proverb says, “A society grows She said, “I have a son and be found on www.schoolcraft. able programs and a form that great when old men plant a daughter who would have edu/SCtoU, the new website website visitors may use to See news briefs trees whose shade they know on page 5 loved to have had an oppor- established for this program. request further information. ■ November 18, 2013 The Schoolcraft Connection www.schoolcraftconnection.com 3 days. Unfortunately this doesn’t get as for times concerning fundamental use it...our goal is to let students know many people as we want… mostly there safety issues and other concerns. “The the RAVE system is out there and it is Rave is staff enrolled in the system.” Jeanne Clery Act mandates that col- available,” he said. continued from page 1 Consequently, a simple solution was leges and universities give notifications Current student Declan Horton used to address this concern. “Now for immediate threats and emergencies believes his automatic enrollment in when you register for classes you are for students and visitors,” Kaufman RAVE for next semester was an excep- foolproof, this distribution of warnings, automatically enrolled in RAVE,” said. The key word in that quote is im- tional idea. “Honestly, I wouldn’t have or redundancy as referred by Kaufman, Kaufman said. This saves everybody mediate. Ruggirello added, “In the case known it existed if it wasn’t for my au- is essential to RAVE’s design. “We don’t time and convenience. of an emergency, we’re pretty descrip- tomatic enrollment in it. Not only does know if students are in class, or able to Ruggirello believes this is incredibly tive on what to do during the emer- that save me time, but it may save my take a call, or whether or not a student’s more effective than Schoolcraft’s previ- gency.” life,” he said. phone is on their body,” Kaufman said. ous policy of having students sign into “We’ve used the RAVE alert for at In the face of any emergency, School- Starting winter semester 2014, the the program. “We’re going to have an least one snow day last year. We’ve craft is thrilled to have such a tool in its updated RAVE system is easy to use automatic opted in system, and now also used the RAVE system for the gas- belt. Future dismay and disaster can be and offers automatic enrollment. students have to opt out,” he said. The leak on July 17. There was also another alleviated or avoided by informing stu- “The system has been installed since new subscription method will be just in incident about unwanted touching,” dents and staff of everything they need September 2011,” Kaufman said. The time for next semester. “We’re hoping Kaufman reported. to know. Schoolcraft adopted the RAVE problem was not enough students had to have the system loaded Dec. 2,” Rug- Throughout the months of 2012, alert system to aid in one of its primary been registering for the service these girello said. the alert was only issued a handful of responsibilities—serving the safety of past two years. “Currently it takes work In regards to its use, RAVE alerts will times. Ruggirello notes Schoolcraft’s each student who attends the school. ■ for students and staff to enroll in RAVE, not serve as spam for those who enroll. hesitation to use RAVE unless absolute- and it takes time out of people’s busy Emergency messages will be reserved ly necessary. “We hope to never have to

vehicle parked in one of the handicap spaces viewed the parking lot video recording and victim parked her vehicle next to a brown east of the store. The subject exited the found that at 2:34 p.m., a newer model red Mercury. The Mercury exited the space at campus vehicle and began to walk south, away from Ford F-150 with tinted windows stopped in approximately 3:05 p.m., and the silver Mus- the parked vehicle. An officer approached front of the victim’s vehicle, obscuring the tang was seen parking next to the victim’s CRIME him and asked for identification. He was vehicle from view. The truck drove away ap- vehicle. At approximately 3:40 p.m., the driver then asked if he would voluntarily submit to proximately thirty seconds later. At 2:58 p.m. of the Mustang, described as a white male in a search of his vehicle; he assented to the the same truck parked in front of a second his early twenties, about 6’2” and 190 pounds search. During the search, three syringes vehicle, remained for thirty seconds, moved with short brown hair, is seen looking at the Compiled by Matthew Murphy were found in the passenger-side door com- and parked two spots north of the second passenger side of his vehicle. At approximate- Staff Writer partment. The subject explained that he pos- vehicle. At 2:59 p.m. the truck exited the park- ly 3:53 p.m. the silver Mustang departed the Arrests Made in Retail sessed the syringes because he is diabetic. ing space and the campus. No suspects have parking lot, onto Haggerty Rd. Please contact Fraud Cases The subject was taken to the CSP building been identified. If you have any information CSP if you have any information. At 3:40 p.m. on Oct. 28, Schoolcraft Bookstore where he was positively identified as the sec- about the break-ins, please contact CSP. employees called Campus Security Police ond suspect assisting in the Oct. 7 incident of Theft (CSP) to report that a possible suspect in two Leaving the Scene of a Property On Oct. 19, a Schoolcraft student in the lobby retail fraud at the bookstore and placed under Damage Accident recent retail fraud incidents was presently in arrest. Livonia Police released the suspect, of the Student Activities Office discovered the store. When officers arrived the subject pending review of the case by Livonia detec- At approximately 3:45 p.m. on Oct. 22, a her driver’s license, student ID card, and was still inside. The officers waited for the tives. student reported to CSP that her car had some cash were missing from her wallet. The subject to exit the store and approached him been struck, damaging the driver’s side front last time she was certain the articles were in in the vestibule. They were able to make a Larceny from a Vehicle fender. She had parked her vehicle in the her purse was Oct. 13. The only time the purse positive identification of the male suspect. At approximately 4:30 p.m. on Oct. 31, the south parking lot, row M near the Liberal was out of her immediate possession was When asked, the subject was unable to pro- owner of a vehicle parked in the center park- Arts building. She stated there was a silver when she left it at her desk, in her book bag. duce identification. He gave two false names ing lot across from the McDowell Center 2003 or 2004 Ford Mustang parked adjacent No suspect has been identified. ■ before he finally correctly identified himself. returned to find the driver’s side rear door to her vehicle when she returned. An exami- The suspect was taken to CSP to await pick window had been broken and the car’s audio nation by the responding officer revealed up by the Livonia Police Department. An of- system had been stolen. The victim contacted silver paint transfer on her fender. The officer ficer also observed a second subject in a the CSP to make the report. An officer re- reviewed video footage and noted that the

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Do you discussing a topic one is interested in and Carlos Razo informed about, they are far more likely to arts & entertainment editor communication have five dollars?” come off as being genuine. Evan Paputa A conversational stigma that I’ve always This person is clearly exhibiting signs of sports editor pretending to be concerned with the situ- A distinction must be made to deter- found perplexing is the idea of consider- mine the reason for inauthentic behavior GRAPHICS ing someone to be “fake.” Examples of this ation, due to having a personal interest in the outcome. This “interest” for personal to persist. Either they have something to Kate Mrla in ordinary conversation would be as fol- gain from you and are attempting flattery layout & design editor gain is what differentiates someone who is lows: “I was interested in this girl, but af- to gain your trust and interest, or you are Urmila Bilgi ter speaking with her, she revealed herself amused versus affected by a topic. assistant layout & design boring them to death and they are humor- to have a fake personality.” Now of course, people act “fake” in situ- Lindsey Wells ations other than when they have some- ing you until you leave. Either way, it is photo editor What is confusing about this assess- thing to gain. A person can be disinterest- best not to judge people on inauthentic Connar L'Ecuyer ment is that people who are often de- behavior that everyone has displayed on videographer scribed as being “fake” may fall under two ed as well as uninterested. If someone has nothing to gain or lose by an exchange, some occasion. MEDIA conversational categories: those either Honesty is the best policy, but it is dif- feigning interest in what you have to say and does not find it worth their time for Nick Rende the sake of pleasure, they are bored with ficult to get far if you insult or offend every online media specialist because it serves them, or who are feign- you and your conversation. rude customer, eager date, rude boss, or Rachel Nichol ing interest for the benefit of being polite. imposing relative. It is best to remember web master Inauthentic conversational quirks in- Physical characteristics of uninterested speakers are glazed over or “dead” eyes that behind every fake smile there is a SUPPORT clude being overly enthusiastic about top- glimmer of truth. Understanding anoth- ics that the speaker would otherwise have that do not maintain contact with the Kristina Kapedani speaker’s, the tendency to reply with la- er's motives is key. ■ ad manager no interest in, excessive physical contact, conically standard responses — “yeah” or Matt Hansen and a noticeable increase in pitch as a circulation manager sentence progresses. This person clearly “uh-huh”— even if they do not make sense Camyle Cryderman intern STAFF Jordan Wynn Alonna Maiden Abigail Snyder Josh Covert No sleep, long lines, and unbelievable sales April Vernon MinJi Namkoong Emily Podwoiski more spending. In 2011, the retail industry enough to have the night off learn that Jason Woolery posted sales of $52 billion over the 4-day saving money comes at a cost. Some wait Julian Maiden weekend when Walmart began its holiday in lines for hours or even days before their Matthew Murphy Benjamin Gresko sales at 10 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day for designated store is ready for shoppers. Tyran Meredity the first time, and profits are increasing These bargains have caused dangerous Emma Carlton every year. stampedes, some resulting in injury. It Alaina Keeney For many, participating in Black Fri- seems people’s morals are put into ques- Colin Hickson day is a tradition, whether with family or tion when one is willing to shove, curse ADVISERS friends. Some spend part of their holiday at, or even threaten others just for a sale. Rena Laverty at the America’s Thanksgiving Parade in The holidays are supposed to be about adviser Detroit, the Lions game, or seeing a movie being thankful and generous, but Black Todd Stowell advertising adviser at the local theatre. The point of tradition Friday has proven to bring out the worst in is to bring people closer together. It should Barb Reichard people. editorial adviser Lauren Lukens not matter how that is achieved. Instead of going out on one of the busi- managing editor While some wake up painfully early or est and most dangerous nights of the year, Rachelle Marshall [email protected] editorial intern adviser never go to bed, saving money is the most consider taking advantage of holiday important reason people join the mad- deals in the comfort of home. The Monday The Schoolcraft Connection is the award-winning, The Christmas shopping student-run newspaper published semi-monthly ness. When a child or spouse says, “All I after Black Friday is unofficially known as an educational experience by the students of season begins want for Christmas is…,” one must put in as Cyber Monday, a phrase that debuted Schoolcraft College, 18600 Haggerty Road, Livonia, Michigan, 48152-2696. The editorial offices of The the time and sweat equity to increase the in 2005 as the start of the online shopping Schoolcraft Connection are located in the Student Before Thanksgiving leftovers are gone, chance of getting the item they are seek- season. Deals are available all over the Activities Office on the lower level of the Waterman the beginning of the traditional Christ- ing. When one would normally not be able Campus Center. internet, where shoppers can buy every- The Schoolcraft Connection is a member of the mas shopping season begins. to afford a desired item, Black Friday sales thing they need without the craziness of Michigan Community College Press Association, Black Friday, an unofficial holiday since often make these dreams a reality. For the mall. the Colombia Scholastic Press Association, College Media Advisers, the Student Press Law Center, the start of the modern Macy’s Thanks- most, nothing will replace the priceless Thanksgiving is the holiday where Community College Journalism Association and the giving Day Parade in 1924, was coined in look on their child’s face when they open Americans join with friends and family Society of Professional Journalists. the 1960s as the kickoff of the Christmas Editorial Policy: Unsigned editorials represent a gift on Christmas morning that others to eat, give gratitude and, now, buy big the majority opinion of the Editorial Board. Signed shopping season. could not seem to get their hands on. screen TVs. Retailers across the country columns solely reflect the opinion of the writer. The “Black” refers to stores turning their Schoolcraft Connection abstains from criticism of, While Black Friday shopping is a ritual will be open Thanksgiving night, and the or discrimination against any person on the basis of first profit of the calendar year and mov- to some, as well as a factor in boosting the entire next day will be filled with deals for race, creed, color, sex, age, marital status, handicap, ing from the “red” to the “black,” indicat- economy, there are cons to this informal consumers to prepare for Christmas. national origin, or sexual orientation. The Schoolcraft Connection is a student forum and ing profit. Within the last few years, these holiday. While some use the day to spend Though there are pros and cons to the is self-monitored. We reject censorship and support sales have jumpstarted on Thursday. Par- time shopping with family, others are Black Friday experience, it is un-American a free student press. Material in The Schoolcraft Connection may not be reproduced in any form taking in the deals presents positives and missing out on their Thanksgiving cele- to never participate. Even if it is just once, without prior written consent. negatives for shoppers. bration because they must work the entire giving up sleep for a night full of shopping The Schoolcraft Connection corrects all errors of These early sales have become vital to fact. If you have discovered an error, please contact night of craziness. Most people are given will create unforgettable memories. Every the Editor in Chief, 734- 462-4422, or sceditor@ society, as they could indicate the econ- both Thanksgiving and the following Fri- time one uses the computer they bought schoolcraft.edu. omy sitting at a potential tipping point. day off, while retail employees could be for half off, they will remember the blood, With those working seasonal jobs, there working the hardest they have all year. sweat, and tears sacrificed to purchase it.■ is extra money circulation and therefore Those brave shoppers who are lucky

Board of Trustees Brian D. Broderick...... Chair Carol M. Strom...... Vice Chair James G. Fausone...... Secretary Joan A. Gebhardt...... Treasurer Gretchen Alaniz...... Trustee Terry Gilligan...... Trustee Eric Stempien...... Trustee Conway A. Jeffress...... President November 18, 2013 The Schoolcraft Connection www.schoolcraftconnection.com 7 It's the most wonderful Bah! Humbug. izing a holy day in such a fashion is not time of the year only silly, it’s morally reprehensible. In addition, the obligation created by remarkably symbolic. Many believe the expectation of gift-giving destroys that gift giving is the sole reason for the the purpose of gift-giving in the first holiday’s existence, but it should only place. The whole point of giving a gift be considered a small facet of the fes- is to show someone that you pay at- tive season. tention to the needs and desires and Christmas also has an unmistakable that you want to fulfill said desires and look and feel; there are streets paved needs. Creating the obligation to give, with glistening blankets of white and whether explicitly or implicitly through people bundled up from head to toe overall social pressure, cheapens the making sure Jack Frost does not nip at Pete Helms campus life editor whole act of giving, from thought to their nose. [email protected] exchange. As Lycourgos, the famous The music (so notoriously debated as lawgiver of ancient Sparta once told the CARLOS RAZO to when it is appropriate to begin play- Let’s stop the Christmas Spartans, it is better to give small gifts arts & entertainment editor ing) specifically rouses excitement for [email protected] often than lavish ones once or twice a the 25th of December, giving people nonsense, Mr. Cratchet year. Unfortunately, that’s not some- from the world over something to look Christmas deserves to Some might call this the most won- thing we do in ‘Murica. forward to. While some may disagree, derful time of year, but I disagree. I The giving of presents also becomes tradition is an irreplaceable part of be celebrated would actually venture to say this is the a competition for many. At least on a the family system that adds a sense of Now that Halloween is over, Thanks- absolute worst time of year, and noth- subconscious level, many people judge structure. Christmas is one of the (if giving is the only major holiday re- ing I could write could fully express the how the giver values them based on the not the) most tradition-specific days maining until I can pop in my “Perry vitriol I hold for the “holiday season.” value of the gift they receive, a concept people can celebrate. While there are Como Christmas Album” without “Holiday season” is in quotes be- I experienced as early as fourth grade. universal activities that many people judgment. Well, judgment from anyone cause no one is even sure when it This can create doubt and stress in partake in, such as giving presents, but myself. begins and when it ends. Fox 2 News the giver’s mind—does she love me decorating Christmas trees, and car- Christmas is just around the corner, reported how some area stores had for me or the diamond tennis bracelet oling, to name a few each family is and thousands of stores nationwide begun putting out Christmas decora- I bought her? It’s also rough on the encouraged to celebrate in their own have already begun putting out deco- tions as early as late August. Bronner’s receiver’s mind, because if the giver unique way. rations to prepare for one of the most Christmas Wonderland, the iconic “out-does” the receiver’s gift, it could The idea that society can take one anticipated (and debated) holidays Christmas emporium in Frankenmuth cause the relationship to deteriorate if day of the year to specifically show our celebrated in our society. Whether (at 25 Christmas Lane—gag), is dedi- only because of the latter’s perceived love to our closest friends and family is your 2013 was filled with joy, grief, or cated to the idea that Christmas never inferiority. Worse yet, one party may something that should be celebrated. a mixture of both, the general belief is ends on Dec. 25. Kmart and Amazon buy a gift for another without receiving Even if people do not practice the that Christmas is a time to put aside began advertising holiday gifts (spe- one back, which can cause tension as religious aspects, we should encour- strife and embrace the people you love cifically toys) just before Halloween. well. All in all, this is a terrible way to age each other to celebrate family and the most; at least, that is what should Many people are justifiably up in arms keep people moving happily along in friends—two things we can all support. be expected. with commercials mocking their own their lives. As days become weeks and weeks be- I am not going to defend the con- companies by showing trick-or-treaters I think I would be more amicable to come months, it is so easy to get lost in sumerism that has driven some people being followed by groups of carolers. the Christmas season if it were still a our busy schedules and forget the cen- to say “Bah! Humbug!” to this time of It 's simply getting out of hand, and it religious holiday. Unfortunately, the tral fibers of the community: each oth- year, nor will I discuss its religious ori- needs to stop. march of secularism and the resound- er. Christmas represents a time when gins. Instead, I will encourage you to This is, of course, my primary argu- ing drums of atheism have only served we can focus on just that one aspect embrace Christmas as a celebration of ment against Christmas and any other to remove the reason for the season. and end the year on a positive note. giving, aesthetic, and family bonding. gift-oriented holiday or celebration. This is disturbing, even to many non- So how do you plan to celebrate Dec. We should always try to surround When the focus of a holiday becomes Christians and polytheists like me. It 25? For many, it will be a joyous occa- ourselves with those we love and dem- gift-giving, it does two things—first, it helps to erode the piety that is so essen- sion that embraces the best aspects onstrate our appreciation for them commercializes the holiday and makes tial to any fulfilling religious practice of the human spirit. Whether the con- appropriately, but this time of year it about money (after all, cash is king), by pushing out the religious elements sumerism has become too much for specifically challenges us to show it. and secondly, it creates an obligation of the celebration. Even if people still you, or you start listening to your favor- Many people have gotten carried away to give. Christmas is [supposed] to be attend church on Christmas day, many ite holiday-themed songs mid-October, with the idea that Christmas is a mar- about the birth of Jesus in Christianity are “Christmas and Easter” Christians Christmas is coming, so happy Christ- ket designed to produce revenue, but (more on that below). Commercializing who only attend services on high holy mas to all, and to all a goodnight. ■ that is not what we should focus on. the holiday robs it of its meaning of As an expression of selflessness and God giving mankind the gift of a mes- see helms appreciation, the act of giving a gift is siah. Secularizing and commercial- on page 8

they wish with their own lives. and Martin Luther King Jr. about the When analyzing human history, good that tradition did for them. To hell with tradition these oppressive traditions are always On a much smaller scale, things conceived and enforced by the ruling such as dating are regulated by tradi- giving “traditionally,” date in a “tradi- elite. In America, the government rules tion within our society. A dinner and tional” sort of way,” or behave “tradi- and regulates the schools, shaping our a movie is typically referred to as the tionally,” tradition is typically viewed behavior in the way the government “traditional American” date, which as a way to pay homage to our ances- deems fit. When the conformity tool of apparently is regarded with higher tors and recognize our history. public education fails or a dissenting esteem than, say, online dating. Why, Tradition has also stunted progress voice decries the evil-doings of the rul- exactly, is the latter held in low regard throughout human history. ing class, the government itself backs as opposed to the former? How did In many oppressive governmental threats of violence to keep dissenting American teens “date” before movies regimes, tradition has compounded voices from being heard. (See: Edward even existed? Is it not okay for hu- law enforcement and has been used to Snowden and Bradley Manning.) man interaction and societal norms to passively conform the populace. Tradi- In his essay “Anatomy of the State,” evolve? tion has historically wreaked havoc political theorist Murray Rothbard Individuals and their subsequent NICK RENDE on society’s state of mind, resulting in made the following statement regard- families may adhere to, behave, and online media specialist closed-min dedness and rejection to ing tradition: “The longer that the rule even celebrate traditional values with- [email protected] change. These oppressive traditions of a State has been able to preserve out adverse effects on a global scale. were typically derived from religion, itself, the more powerful this weapon; However, traditions observed by an Societal adherence to where close-minded and hateful tra- for then, the X Dynasty or the Y State entire society can stifle progress and ditions were supposedly justified by has the seeming weight of centuries of alienate those who differ from the tradition stifles scientific religion. tradition behind it. Worship of one’s norm. ■ progress Religion, particularly as practiced by ancestors, then, becomes a none too extremist religious groups, is the big- subtle means of [worshipping] one’s Arguably the most important aspect gest proprietor of this type of oppres- ancient rulers. The greatest danger to of societies all around the world is tra- sive tradition. According to Christian the State is independent intellectual dition. Every holiday, every religion, traditions, only a man and a woman criticism; there is no better way to stifle even many forms of human interaction are allowed to marry, drugs are prod- that criticism than to attack any iso- are influenced by traditional behav- ucts of Satan, and premarital sex is lated voice, any raiser of new doubts, as iors, passed on from generation to gen- worthy of damnation. With this, it is a profane violator of the wisdom of his erations. clear to see how tradition limits some ancestors.” Whether one may celebrate Thanks- from being genuinely free to do what Simply ask Ghandi, Socrates, Galileo, 8 www.schoolcraftconnection.com The Schoolcraft Connection November 18, 2013

saying the word “higher” on T.V. and revealed a world of characters that were as vibrant as they were shocking to the public. Reed was an open bi-sex- Why Lou Reed matters ual in the 1960s—the era of Stonewall for worse, his work defines the music Perhaps what Reed is best known and rampant homophobia. In fact, his A look back on one of of today. This article merely scratches for is his time with the Velvet Under- biggest hit, “Take a Walk on the Wild Rock’s seminal artists the surface of his achievements and ground. When famous pop artist Andy Side,” expressed this uniqueness art- legacy. Perhaps, however, the terse- Warhol sponsored the band’s first al- fully. In the song, he speaks noncha- By Bradley Miller ness is more fitting of a man who could bum, titled “The Velvet Underground lantly about New York’s underground Staff Writer write a classic song with less than three and Nico”, few could have imagined scene, replete with drugs and nontradi-

ITORIAL Many classic chords. This is a short look into the ca- the lasting impact it would have on tional sexuality. Throughout his career, STAFF rock fans are still reer of Lou Reed, the artist. the music world. The band’s experi- he left several albums behind that were in shock over the Reed was born and raised in the mental style was something few radio later considered classics, some almost loss of Lou Reed, New York City metro area. He attended stations would play, yet many songs so unique that they defied categoriza- who passed away Syracuse University, where he got from the album and their later work tion. on Oct. 27. Perhaps his B.A. in 1964. While in college, he remain classics. The songs on their Lou Reed pushed the boundaries one of the most un- studied literature, film, and theatre in debut album ranged from the beauti- of what was possible for a rock artist. derrated songwriters of his era, Reed is the college of Arts and Sciences. This ful melancholy of “Sunday Morning,” From his deadpan baritone voice to now considered one of the most impor- early exposure to the arts was to stay the gritty but half-humorous “I’m his use of sometimes simplistic one- to tant. He will doubtlessly become the with him for the rest of his life. Over his Waiting for the Man,” to the nihilistic two-chord song structures, he revolu- topic of many biopics, musical tributes, career, he attempted to write a “great despair of “Heroin.” While not a com- tionized what it meant to be a musi- and books if he hasn’t already. His life American novel” through his songs mercial success, the album announced cian. In the words of fellow rock icon and its impact on music are perhaps and albums. He is often credited in a new sort of rock music. This style and close friend David Bowie, “He was most clearly demonstrated when we bringing the sensibility of the novel- was fraught with brutal honesty, rebel- a master.” Lou Reed not only made a look at the musical genres of art and ist to the world of rock n’ roll. Reed is lion, and beauty. In the words of famed place for the outsider in the popular punk rock. These styles would not have considered by many to be one of rock’s producer Brian Eno: “The album only music scene, he brought the scene to become what they were without his great creative forces, yet many artists sold about 30,000 copies, but everyone him. The lesson we can all learn from inspiration and the styles that derived he inspired went on to reap the great who bought one of those 30,000 copies this is best expressed by Lou himself: from those, by definition, would not benefits of his influence and innova- started a band.” “I always believed I had something have been either. The work of Madon- tion. Artists as wide ranging as David Throughout Reed’s long career as important to say and I said it.” And per- na, David Bowie, Lady Gaga, the Clash, Bowie, the Talking Heads, and Metal- an artist, he typically wrote brilliant haps that is the greatest piece of advice the Ramones, and Metallica (to name lica have been influenced by him and poetry about taboo topics. Reed spoke he had to give: express yourself in a a few) can all be directly, or indirectly, have worked or collaborated with him openly about the drug culture at a time way that’s true to you, and somebody’s traced back to Lou Reed. For better or over the years. when bands were being censored for bound to listen. ■

wrong, an act some can’t exercise. True, the brain is designed to function only when it believes it is making right Helms Make up your mind choices, but to believe your opinion continued from page 7 from fools to sages and from sadists to should not be challenged is compara- saints. The glory of being human is the ble to appointing a mental dictatorship. days, ignoring the message of their fact that one may be a different person One can be resolute without being faith and fellowship of their congre- tomorrow than they were last week. stubborn. The peak difference is that gation the other 363 days of the year. Whether or not that change is in the the former applies new information to This sort of disingenuous devotion-on- name of progress or regress is primar- old beliefs. Stubborn people, rather, demand piety should be offensive to all ily what determines our happiness. would not rethink their beliefs because people regardless of their theology (or Despite the infinite avenues of they do not want to prove themselves lack thereof) because nothing should thought and beliefs one can pursue in wrong to avoid looking like a fool. Iron- be “just good enough” when it comes to a lifetime, some still choose to be static ically, they often achieve just that. conviction or worship. in almost every sentiment. They reject Each day, the human brain gets Alas, all of this adds up into a culture changing themselves, believing their bombarded by an incomprehensible of materialism, commercialism, and personality and views should be etched amount of information. Trivial details PETER HUBBARD false devotion that erodes the human news editor in stone after a certain age. This stub- like the color of a stranger’s shirt to spirit and crushes the soul under a ve- [email protected] bornness can be seen all the time in semantics like the quadratic formula neer of red and green. It would be bet- children (as well as its absence), but for alter the canvas of information our ter to simply do away with any celebra- the adult population, my question is: brains may paint ideas on. As a courte- Why one should not tion whatsoever than to continue such Why limit yourself? sy to others, if not yourself: please don’t disparaging traditions. ■ be afraid to alter their Aptitude, along with empathy, hesitate in evaluating your opinion if opinions should always be placed on the pedes- you may be wrong. tal of highest human traits. The ability No known substance is more mal- No known substance is more mal- to receive new information, interpret leable than the human brain. As a leable than the human brain. Melted it, and change one’s behavior accord- result, cast it into the best instrument by ignorance, shaped by boundless ingly is the definition of learning. That you can. The universe can only expand curiosity, and cast by self-confirming is why I will always esteem those not in the accommodating mind. Change assumptions, the brain can be forged afraid to change their minds. will always be a constant force in our into any tool its survival depends upon Although shifting one’s beliefs can be lives; from shifting seasons to our ag- or its imagination allows. an indicator of indecisiveness and gull- ing skin. Accepting this and adapting Due to such an immense cerebral ibility, I believe more often than not it to it is the only way one will find peace. plasticity, humanity has spawned char- is a sign of contemplation and humil- That is why it is not a crime to change acters spanning from Nero to the No- ity. The modesty lies when one is able one’s mind. ■ torious B.I.G. Even in single lifetimes, to acknowledge they were previously individuals have rewritten their roles November 18, 2013 The Schoolcraft Connection www.schoolcraftconnection.com 9

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He and experience to political hopefuls. was elected to the mayor’s office twice The event was organized by the Uni- more in 2007 and 2011, with his current versity Bound program in conjunction term expiring in 2016. with the Communications and Politi- Throughout his presentation, Kirk- cal Science departments. President Dr. sey stressed the importance of being a Conway Jeffress and University Bound good communicator and team mem- Director Dr. Silverenia Kanoyton intro- ber. He advised students to be aware duced the mayor. of their own strengths and weaknesses Kirksey is institution unto himself, and to put their names out in their with a deep and long-running history local communities. A veteran of 47 in the city of Livonia. A Detroit native, consecutive successful campaigns, he Kirksey moved to Livonia to pursue a joked about being turned down for Mitt teaching career in the fledging Livonia Romney’s campaign team while stress- point, going on to tell the audience Photo by Abigail Snyder Public Schools (LPS) district. Origi- ing the importance of keeping the best they should never compromise their Livonia Mayor Jack Kirksey stresses the nally planning to be an automotive en- people to have on your team. Kirksey identity and to stick to the issues, rising importance of personal relationships gineer and designer, he went on to de- mentioned the importance of humor above any stereotypes or preconceived while running for office, in response to scribe how teaching at an area YMCA on the campaign trail: “It helps people notions voters may have. Responding a question asked by Phi Theta Kappa sparked his passion for education. see you as human,” and helps candi- to Sarah Osen, Chapter President of President Sarah Osen (left), seen here Obtaining his BA and MA from Wayne dates create relationships with voters. Phi Theta Kappa, Mayor Kirksey said with Amani Elder. State University, Kirksey also went on Describing some of the pitfalls of the best tips he could give to those to become a Lieutenant Colonel in the running for office, Kirksey advised stu- seeking office are to engage the people ing on a friendship of over 30 years, Air Force reserve. The mayor has a rich dents to take a step back and evaluate you know, create a wide network of Mayor Kirksey and Dr. Jeffress have educational background, serving as a themselves as often as possible. Stu- acquaintances and friends, and to worked together to help Schoolcraft be- teacher and administrator at LPS, a for- dent Marwah Baidoun asked Kirksey delegate to the best people for the job come one of the best two-year colleges mer Schoolcraft Trustee, and currently about how to approach voters who may while giving them the tools they need in the state. “The mayor has an open serves on the boards for the Madonna discriminate based on race, gender, to get things done. Foundation and LPS Foundation or religion, to which he said, “Never Friendship became one of the sur- among others. go in with the apology.” He drilled the prising themes of the workshop. Build- see Mayor on page 28 Taking care of business Todd Stowell, had this to say about the Business Club to host upcoming event: “This is an opportu- Business Leadership nity for the group to collaborate with Conference on campus another university to make students aware of the benefits of entrepreneur- By Benjamin Gresko Staff Writer ship and also to open their eyes to op- portunities that are out there and the CORNER The members of path that it takes to become a business CLUB Schoolcraft College’s owner.” Students are encouraged to student-run Business network and take full advantage of this Club are hosting the event; this would consist of exchanging first-annual Business contact information and business ideas, Leadership Confer- to plant the seeds for future potential ence that will illus- business partnerships. Many people trate lesser-known have business ideas, but very few know insider tips that real world business how to get started, and this is a great practitioners possess. Business own- opportunity to learn some tricks of the ers of various backgrounds, from those trade from a non-academic, real-world running non-profit organizations and standpoint. various forms of entrepreneurship, to The Business Club’s president, Jason those specializing in e-commerce and Woolery, knows from his experience management training, will be speak- running his own landscaping company ing to attendees from their real-world Songeird Landscaping that business experiences in the oftentimes myste- practice takes knowledge that cannot rious world of business. The keynote be entirely learned in the classroom. speaker is Lee E. Meadows, Ph.D., a He went on to say, “If you don’t do the distinguished Walsh College professor, proper research in the beginning, it will published author, and community busi- bite you in the ass in the end.” Not all of ness leader who will be introducing the this research is intuitive and the speak- speakers and speak on his own experi- ers will help those interested hone their ence. “sixth sense” of business. These speak- The Business Leadership Conference ers know from a trial and error perspec- will consist of three fifty-five minute tive what works and what doesn’t. rounds, each of which will have three The Business Leadership Conference knowledgeable speakers from various will be Thursday, Nov, 21, from 2–6:30 backgrounds in the business world. The p.m. in the Lower Waterman of the speakers will elaborate on what they VisTaTech Center. The event is free and do, where they come from, and how is open to the public. they created their businesses. The floor For more information contact Jason will then be open to any questions at- Wollery at jasonwoolery@rocketmail. tendees may have. After the round is com or call the Student Activities Office completed, the attendees will move to at 734-462-4422. ■ the next table, with a set of three new speakers. Director of Student Activities, November 18, 2013 The Schoolcraft Connection www.schoolcraftconnection.com 11

club MEETINGS Phi Theta Kappa Focusing on FitnessPhotos by Camyle cryderman Lower Waterman | Meeting times will vary Fit Club helps Schoolcraft Connection Conference Room E, Lower Waterman students get Mondays 4p.m. active Math and Physics Club By Brad Miller Staff Writer BTC 320 | Fridays 10:30 CORNER Philosophy Club It is well- Meeting times and location will vary CLUB known that fitness and Bio-Med Club Connection physical Meeting times and location will vary activity are Metro Detroit Association for the important Education of Young Children Student factors to a Chapter (MDAEYC) person’s overall health. Physi- Meeting time and location will vary cal activity has been shown to Business Club improve mental health, physi- Lower Waterman cal wellness, and personal well- Every other Monday 2 p.m. being. How can many busy col- Video Production Club lege students find the time and motivation to get their exercise Lower Waterman (Top) Barret Smith spots Nick Hangartner while he performs bench presses, a popular upper body Every other Wednesday 4 p.m. into their day? A good answer can be found on campus with exercise. (Middle) Schoolcraft Fit Club's philoshophy is that club members will inspire each other to stay TransferYou the Fit Club. in shape. Daniel Hernandez and Barret Smith can be seen nearby as Nick Hangartner bench presses a Lower Waterman The newly established Fit pair of dumbbells. (Bottom) Rene Foster builds strength in her arms and shoulders alongside other fit First and Third Fridays 11 a.m. Club has just started up in the club members during one of their three weekly meetings. Student Activities Board past month and meets in the different varieties and we have people Lower Waterman | Tuesdays 4 p.m. Schoolcraft Fitness Center inside the here who contribute in different ways.” EdgeRunner Ski & Physical Education Building. When Some of the activities include weight Snowboarding Club asked about the main objective of the lifting, calisthenics, and even having Meeting times and location will vary club, Vice-president Rene Foster said friendly races on the new exercise bikes that, “We’re trying to get people more Project Playhem Gaming Club that simulate different courses while comfortable with the idea of the club. Lower Waterman | Mondays 2 p.m. utilizing a videogame apparatus that Some of the equipment can be a little is controlled by the biker’s motion. Eccentric Movie Club intimidating at first and it helps to have Overall, the club is continually adding Conference Room D, Lower Waterman a group and to have other people’s in- new exercises and incorporating new Tues and Thurs 12 p.m. put.” approaches. “We’re open to new ideas.” Table Top Gaming Club The club utilizes a group-centered Foster said. “Everybody can contribute Lower Waterman | Tuesdays 5 p.m. approach to fitness. Foster says it helps and we encourage it. Everybody can to have other people to exercise with Doctor Who Club learn from each other in the club.” because each person can offer some- Lower Waterman | Mondays 1:30 The club is continually looking for thing different and can enhance the new members and encourages any stu- Lacrosse Club group’s experience. The club meeting dent who wishes to join to check out the Meeting times and location will vary times are Wednesdays from noon to 1 facilities for themselves. One advantage Otaku Anime p.m. and 3-4 p.m., and on Fridays from to the club is that it is free to work-out in Lower Waterman noon to 1 p.m. and 2-3 p.m. These the Fitness Center on campus as long as Every other Saturday 5 p.m. accessible times make it easier for a a student is enrolled in at least one class student to fit in an exercise session. and has a Schoolcraft I.D. on hand to Ping Pong Club The location on campus is also optimal sign up. The Fitness Center’s assistant Lower Waterman | Meeting times will vary for students. After, before, or between manager Lisa Cunningham says that and rock climbing walls. Just branch Fit Club classes, the club is organized to cater the club plans to do more events in the out and try something new. We want Fitness Center, PE Building to its members. “We do all types of future and to do more out in the com- to get people active and we’re trying Wed 12-1 & 3-4 | Thurs 7-8 p.m. | Fri 12-3 workouts, whether your goal is weight- munity. “We’re trying to get students to make it fun. That’s really the main loss, strength, or cardio. We offer three together to go to events like local races Break Dance Club point.” ■ PE 210 | Tues and Thurs 1 p.m. College Republicans Lower Waterman | Every other Thursday 2 Young Americans for Liberty Lower Waterman | Mondays 1 p.m. club Environmental Awareness Group Lower Waterman | Every other Friday 6 p.m. Christian Challenge Lower Waterman | Tuesdays at Noon EVENTS Compiled by pete helms campus life editor Catholic Student Association Meeting times and location will vary Pageturners Phi Theta Kappa Dec. 6 from 8 p.m. to midnight Students for Life Merribowl Lanes, 30950 Five Mile Road, Nov. 18, 1:15-2:15 p.m. VT550 Poinsettia Sale Livonia, MI Meeting times and location will vary Now through Dec. 2 Join the Pageturners book club to welcome Join Phi Theta Kappa for a fun night of bowl- Order your poinsettias now to decorate your author Rajah E. Smart to discuss his novel ing!! Dec. 6 from 8:00 p.m. - midnight at Students of AMF homes for the holidays. Proceeds will benefit “Black Rain,” which is set in Detroit. This is a Merri-Bowl Lanes in Livonia. To participate it Lower Waterman | Every other Tuesday 4 the Thanksgiving Food Basket giveaway. great forum for students to discuss the finer is just $19.00 per person and includes unlim- LGBTQI Alliance points of writing and the theme of the book, Meet the Recruiters ited bowling, 2 slices of pizza, pop and shoe Lower Waterman race relations. For more information, contact Nov. 19, 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. rental. RSVP to the Student Activities Office Lower Waterman Wednesdays 1:30 Professor Rybicka at erybicka@schoolcraft. at 734-462-4422 as soon as possible, as spots edu. Come by the Lower Waterman to enjoy a few are limited. Phi Theta Kappa members will Schoolcraft Female Initiative rounds of “speed dating” with recruiters from LGBTQI & Female Initiative receive 1 star for attendance and 1/2 star for Lower Waterman | Wednesdays 2:30 Walsh College, Madonna University, Wayne each paid guest. This event is open to the Game Night State University, Central Michigan University, public. Asian Student Association Nov. 18, 7-9 p.m. Lower Waterman University of Michigan-Dearborn, Northwood Meeting times and location will vary Join the LGBTQI and Female Initiative clubs University, and Eastern Michigan University. Business Club for a night full of fun and games. Prizes will be Native American Club Operation Graduation Business Leadership Conference awarded to the winners. Nov. 20, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., Henry’s LA 521 | Wednesdays, Oct 16 & Nov 20 4:30 Nov. 21, 2-6:30 p.m., Vista Tech Center Gender Studies Symposium Swing by the table at Henry’s in the Water- The Business Club is partnering with Uni- Dec. 3 from 1:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. Presentation man Center to make the pledge to graduate versity Bound and Walsh College to host the Room, VisTaTech Center from College and meet others who are com- Business Leadership Conference featuring All meeting dates and times Join the LGBTQI and the Female Initiative mitted to completing their education. keynote speaker Lee E. Meadows, Ph.D. Enjoy Club as they host a Gender Studies Sympo- Fruit Basket Sale seminars and workshops to build your skills in are subject to change. For sium on Dec. 3 from 1:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. more information, visit the Order through Nov. 22 various fields of business. ■ in the Presentation Room of the VisTaTech Pickup on Nov. 26, 1-6 p.m. Student Activities Office or Center. Stop by the Student Activities Office to order call 734-462-4422 This event is free and open to the public. All For more information visit or a festive fruit basket featuring a variety of contact the Student Activities are welcome. delicious, nutritious treats. Baskets are $15. Office at 734-462-4422. Bowling Night Fundraiser 12 www.schoolcraftconnection.com The Schoolcraft Connection November 18, 2013

University of Michigan-Dearborn useful to students who have yet to decide on Campus Visit four-year institution to transfer to. Nov. 21 from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Henry’s in VisTaTech Center Empty Bowl Luncheon-Help us Dec. 2 from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. Erase Hunger Liberal Arts Building Dec. 3 from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Students looking to transfer to a university Wilson Room, VisTaTech Center are invited to talk to a representative from the EVENTSCompiled by Benjamin Gresko Help us erase hunger by coming to the Empty and Bradley Miller University of Michigan-Dearborn on campus. Bowl Luncheon. Attendees will be able to staff writers The representative will be answering ques- purchase a hand crafted bowl created and tions and providing more information about donated by Schoolcraft ceramic students. their college. This may be useful to students Veteran’s Coffee Hour Q&A Liberal Arts Building Purchasers will receive a bowl of hearty soup who have yet to decide on four-year institu- donated by Schoolcraft Food Service and Nov. 18 and 19 from 8:30-10:30 a.m. Any students interesting in transferring tion to transfer to. McDowell Center, Room 205 should consider this event for Lawrence fresh baked bread donated by Culinary Arts. All proceeds will benefit the Schoolcraft Food Dec. 2 from 8:30-10:30 a.m. Tech. A representative from the school will Writing Research Papers be on hand to answer questions regarding the Pantry. This event is open to the public. For McDowell Center, Room 205 Nov. 21 from 12 p.m. to 1 p.m. more information, contact the Student Activi- university. Anyone who is interested is more Bradner Library, room L110 For any veterans or family members of veter- ties Office at 734-462-4422. ans, this event aims to answer your questions than welcome to stop by. For more informa- Writing research papers can be a daunting about the benefits, services, and resources tion call 734-462-4400. task. Where to begin? How to decide what to Math: Gorgeous Graphing available to those who have served in the Hot Career Jobs cover? Where can you go for research? This Dec. 3 from 1 p.m. to 2:30 p.m. armed forces. Topics to be discussed in- workshop will solve these and many other Liberal Arts, Room 200 clude medical, employment, and educational Nov. 19 from 10a.m. to 1 p.m. mysteries about writing research papers. This McDowell Center, Room 200 A&D Graphing linear equations can give math stu- benefits. Experts will be on hand to discuss workshop is free and open to all students. For What careers will be a good bet for the fu- dents fits! Not anymore!! Find out how easy options available to military veterans and more information, contact 734-462-4436. ture? This seminar focuses on how to prepare graphing those lines can be when you be- will answer any questions that participants to meet the demands of the work world in the Focus Series Event come better acquainted with your new *BFF* may have. This event is free of charge with coming decade. Information will be shared in graphing lines and watch your graphing refreshments and snacks provided. Those Glorious Russia: A Cultural Overview regarding state and national career trends, troubles drift away! You asked for it, you got interested can contact the Veteran Services Nov. 21 from 1 p.m. to 2:30 p.m. changes in existing careers, and educational it: Graphing inequalities included! Free to all Office for more information at 734-462-4400 Forum Building, Room 530 paths to follow to keep up with the competi- students (Math 53+). For more information ext.5346. To help promote cross-cultural learning the tion and more! This event is free and open to Schoolcraft College International Institute email [email protected]. Chamberlain College of Nursing all students. Anyone interested is encouraged proudly presents another presentation in its Oakland University Campus Visit Campus visit to attend. For more information email LAC@ Focus Series...Russia and its Environs. The schoolcraft.edu or call 734-462-4436. Dec. 4 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Nov. 18 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. topic, Glorious Russia: A Cultural Overview Henry’s, VisTaTech Center presented by Dr. Laura Kline, a Senior Lec- Biomedical Technology Center Western Michigan University Students looking to transfer to a university turer at Wayne State University, Department Nov. 20 from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Campus Visit are invited to talk to a representative from of Classical and Modern Language. The larg- Biomedical Technology Center Oakland University just outside Henry’s cafe- Nov. 19 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. est country in the world, Russia has a long Schoolcraft students intending to transfer teria in the VisTaTech Center. The representa- Henry’s, VisTaTech Building and rich cultural tradition that has produced will have the opportunity to meet with a col- tive will be answering questions and provid- Interested in transferring to a four-year some of the world’s greatest works of litera- lege representative from Chamberlain College ing more information about their college. This institution? This may be your chance to do ture, art, music, dance, and film. This talk will of Nursing. The representative will be there may be useful to students who have yet to just that. Schoolcraft students intending to provide a brief overview of some of Russia’s to answer questions of prospective students. transfer will have the opportunity to meet decide on four-year institution to transfer to. Anybody who is interested in pursuing a ca- most significant cultural achievements fol- with a college representative from Western lowed by a discussion of Russian cuisine and Noon Recital Series featuring reer in nursing is invited to attend this event. Michigan University. The representative will For more information call 734-462-4400. food culture. Samples of Russian foods and Paul Keller Ensemble answer various questions students may have drinks will be available. For more information about transferring to the university. Anyone Dec. 4 from 12 p.m. to 1 p.m. Eastern Michigan University contact Helen Ditouras at 734-462-4400 ext. Presentation Room of the VisTaTech Center Campus visit interested should attend. For more informa- 5067. tion call 734-462-4400. Jazz bassist, composer, arranger and Nov. 18 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Business Leadership Conference bandleader Paul Keller has been a favorite Liberal Arts Building Operation Graduation-Meet and with Detroit and Ann Arbor Jazz fans for Schoolcraft students who have plans to Advisor in Henry’s Nov. 21 from 2 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. years. His ensembles have covered a range Lower Waterman, VisTaTech Center transfer will have the opportunity to meet of jazz styles, with arrangements for groups Nov. 20 from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Schoolcraft Business Club presents Business with a college representative from Eastern Henry’s Cafeteria, VisTaTech Center ranging from trio to big band. For this per- Leadership Conference on November 21 from Michigan University. The representative Join us for Operation Graduation in Henry’s formance of Holiday music, the 7-piece Paul 2:00 p.m. - 6:30 p.m. in the Lower Waterman, will answer questions students may have on November 20 from 11:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. Keller Ensemble will be joined by vocalist VisTaTech Center. The keynote speaker is about what opportunities are available at the Advisors on campus will be available to meet Sarah D’Angelo. In addition to Keller, instru- Dr. Lee E. Meadows, Professor of Manage- university. Anyone who wants to learn more with you. You will be able to apply for gradu- mentalists include trumpeter Paul Finkbeiner, ment, Walsh College. Breakout sessions will is more than welcome to stop by. For more ation, have access to counselors for general saxophonist Keith Kaminski, trombonist Terry be taught by successful and experienced information call 734-462-4400. questions regarding degree completion, sign Kimura, pianist Ellen Rowe and drummer entrepreneurs on the following: Learning key the Phi Theta Kappa C4 Pledge and have ac- Sean Dobbins. The event is free and open to Franklin University Campus Visit business concepts, strengthen and support cess to services provided by the Records the public. Donations will be accepted at the relationships, student networking and leader- Nov. 18 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Office. For more information contact the Stu- door. ship skill development Liberal Arts building dent Activities Office at 734-462-4422. Dec. 4 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Refreshments will be served. For more infor- Henry’s, in the VisTaTech Center Noon Recital Series featuring Ma- mation contact the Student Activities Office South University Campus Visit Interested in transferring to a four-year uni- ria Bessmeltseva, violin at 734-462-4422. This event is free and open Dec. 5 from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. versity but don’t know which one? A repre- and Michele Cooker, piano to the public. Henry’s, VisTaTech Center sentative from Franklin University will be on Nov. 20 from 12 p.m. to 1 p.m. Twesigye Jackson Kaguri returns Students looking to transfer to a university campus to answer students’ questions about Presentation Room, VisTaTech Center for his final visit are invited to talk to a representative from transferring and provide information about The Noon Recital Series continues its series South University just outside Henry’s cafete- Nov. 25 from 10 a.m. to 11 a.m. Waterman A-C the university and programs that are offered. featuring Russian-born violinist Maria Bes- ria in the VisTaTech Center. The representa- Anyone who is interested should attend. For smeltseva. Bessmeltseva has performed in Join Schoolcraft College and the Coins for tive will be answering questions and provid- more information call 734-462-4400. the concert halls of Russia, Poland, Lithuania, Change initiative as they host Twesigye ing more information about their college. This Italy, and the United States of America. Her Jackson Kaguri share his story and vision. may be useful to students who have yet to NBC Learn Workshop for Faculty solo career has taken her from the celebrated This will be his final visit to campus to con- decide on four-year institution to transfer to. and Students stages of the Kennedy Center in Washington, clude the Coins for Change effort. The Coins Nov. 18 from 2-3 p.m. D.C. and Carnegie Hall, NYC to the Glinka Phil- for Change program assists to care for and Central Michigan University Applied Sciences Building, Room AS900 harmonic Chamber Hall and St. Petersburg educate Uganan children orphaned by AIDS. Campus Visit Are you looking to become more knowl- State Capella in St. Petersburg, Russia. So far the Schoolcraft Community has raised Dec. 5 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. edgeable about NBC Learn? This workshop Partner to many distinguished musicians, nearly $18,000. Come hear Mr. Kaguri’s story. Henry’s in the VisTaTech Center will help students and faculty get the most Michele Cooker has performed on many Its free and open to the public. Students looking to transfer to a university out of using the multimedia resources that concert series and participated in festivals in Rochester College Campus Visit are invited to talk to a representative from are available through NBC Learn. Useful tips the United States, Canada, and Mexico. Ms. Central Michigan University just outside and strategies for using this resource will Cooker collaborates with members of the Nov. 25 from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Henry’s cafeteria in the VisTaTech Center. Liberal Arts Building be shared. Anyone with further questions Detroit Symphony Orchestra and numerous The representative will be answering ques- should email Joseph Miller at jmiller@school- violinists throughout the Midwest. For more Students looking to transfer to a university tions and providing more information about craft.edu or call 734-462- 4400 ext. 5315. information contact Pat Minnick at 734-462- are invited to talk to a representative from their college. This event will be useful to 4403 or go to http://schoolcraft.edu/music. Rochester College in the Liberal Arts build- students who have yet to decide on four-year Lawrence Tech University ing on campus. The representative will be institution. ■ Campus Visit The concert is sponsored open to the general public free of charge. Donations will be ac- answering questions and providing more Nov. 19 from 10a.m. to 1 p.m. cepted at the door. information about their college. 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Friday, Nov. 8th, at 6:30 p.m. 16 Schoolcraft Saturday morning, at a bright and early 6:30 Film Festivalstudents and friends got together to begin De- a.m., the team reassembled to begin filming. troit’s 48 Hour Horror Film Festival. This event Even though the final product would be only took place over the course of a weekend, a total 3-6 minutes long, filming took 11 hours. Three of 48 hours. The goal of the weekend was to seperate locations were used: Schoolcraft Col- create the best short horror film in the alotted lege, Dearborn’s Ford Field Park, and Milton Ur- time. The film had to be between 3 and 6 min- ban Farm and Warehouse. Once all the footage utes long, and contain a certain charactor, prop, had been shot, it was handed over to the editors and line of dialouge. The specific elements re- to adjust sound and lighting, as well as correct- quired were not revealed until the start of the ly assembe transitions. Editing took the rest of event, ensuring all footage was shot within the Saturday evening and Sunday morning. By 6:30 48 hours. p.m. Sunday, the film was turned it. Winners Schoolcraft’s team, led by the Video Produc- will be announced November 25. tion Club, started Friday night with the writers. Schoolcraft will be holding it’s own 48 Hour Once all the required elements were revealed, Film Festival November 22-24. If you are inter- the writers of the team created a plot, wrote ested in participating, visit: the dialouge, and decided with the team where www.facebook.com/SchoolcraftFilmChallenge. each scene would be shot. ■ November 18, 2013 The Schoolcraft Connection www.schoolcraftconnection.com 17

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Saturday morning, at a bright and early 6:30 a.m., the team reassembled to begin filming. Even though the final product would be only 3-6 minutes long, filming took 11 hours. Three seperate locations were used: Schoolcraft Col- lege, Dearborn’s Ford Field Park, and Milton Ur- ban Farm and Warehouse. Once all the footage had been shot, it was handed over to the editors to adjust sound and lighting, as well as correct- ly assembe transitions. Editing took the rest of Saturday evening and Sunday morning. By 6:30 p.m. Sunday, the film was turned it. Winners will be announced November 25. Schoolcraft will be holding it’s own 48 Hour Film Festival November 22-24. If you are inter- ested in participating, visit: www.facebook.com/SchoolcraftFilmChallenge. ■ 18 ARTSANDENTERTAINMENT The mighty Avenger strikes again Marvel’s latest cinematic adventure brings the thunder By Carlos Razo The producers finally took advantage of A&E Editor the rich comic mythology (which is based on Norse folklore) to give us Marvel’s version of Middle-Earth. Mixing science-fiction and traditional medieval fantasy, the design of The god of thunder has returned. After the Asgard is like nothing audiences have ever events of 2012’s “The Avengers,” Thor makes seen before. From horses and boats to flying, his return to the silver screen in an epic, laser-toting space ships, the design crew has humorous, and action-packed sequel that is crafted a futuristic kingdom that somehow far superior to the first film. “Thor: The Dark fits into the same universe as Tony Stark. World” is a thundering success. Unfortunately, there are a few small prob- Chris Hemsworth stars as the titular hero, lems that could have been hammered out. and this time the hammer-wielding demi- While the battle scenes are epic, some quick god is facing an ancient threat: an army of shots featuring digitally animated soldiers Dark Elves and their leader, Malekith the Ac- ruin the illusion of a real battle. It is disap- cursed (Chris Eccleston). As Malekith looks pointing because so much of it was shot in- to gain control of a powerful and mysterious camera, and it felt cheap to see fake armies artifact known as the Aether, Thor must battle it out when they could have been flesh reunite with his brother, Loki (Tom Hid- and blood warriors. dleston), to stop the Dark Elves from causing Malekith, while initially interesting, lacks universal destruction. character motivation and ends up becoming Hemsworth embodies Thor with a god- a flat and ultimately dull villain. Loki him- like presence and flawlessly handles both self has an engaging and heartbreaking story the action and humor. Hiddleston’s perfor- arc, and while a new bad guy was needed, mance as Thor’s conniving half-brother is Loki still proves to be Thor’s greatest enemy. also excellent, as the multi-layered antago- No one knows how, but Marvel did it nist always has something up his armor- again. After building up a shared cinematic clad sleeve. Other major characters return, universe since 2008’s “Iron Man,” Marvel including Thor’s love interest, Jane Foster Studios is still able to produce quality films (Natalie Portman) and Thor’s father, Odin featuring only one superhero, even after the (Anthony Hopkins). Both Academy Award- assembly of “The Avengers.” winning actors, they add a level of validity to “Thor: The Dark World” proves that they the fantastic adventure, and comedic roles are just getting the ball rolling, with more like Kat Denning’s character, Darcy, add a of the exciting Easter eggs comic fans have light-hearted touch. been craving. This is an ambitious, excit- A common criticism of the first film was ing, and well-acted addition to the Marvel that it struck out in terms of scale. Luckily, Cinematic Universe that audiences should director Alan Taylor (who directed several definitely check out. This film, I like it. AN- episodes of HBO’s “Game of Thrones”) takes OTHER! ■ us through the darkest depths of space. From the battle scenes to the wide-open shots of the galaxy, the nine-realms of the universe are finally explored, giving the film a larger sense of scope.

Graphic Layout and Design by Kate Mrla November 18, 2013 The Schoolcraft Connection www.schoolcraftconnection.com 19 Silent knight, holy knight, Batman! Most celebrated superhero game of all-time gets an adequate prequel By Carlos Razo structured on two buttons—one A & E Editor for an attack and one for a counter- -the combat is simple to pick up, but difficult to master. One of the most celebrated If the bad guys’ firepower be- games of 2011, “Batman: Arkham comes too much, Batman can seek City” changed superhero video refuge in floor vents or grapple to games forever with its rich story- the ceiling to escape gunfire. Play- line, flawless combat mechanics, ers can take out criminals indi- and seamless transformation of vidually using stealth takedowns; the Batman universe into an inter- but unlike most stealth games, active experience. Batman is no sitting duck if found. Now that developers Rocksteady Another great aspect of this se- Studios have handed the reigns ries is the open-world exploration over to Warner Bros. Interactive, of Gotham City. Players are free does The Dark Knight’s latest out- to roam Gotham, soaring from ing live up to the hype? buildings with the use of Batman’s “Batman: Arkham Origins” of- cape and grapple gun. Batman can fers more of everything that made gain experience points by defeat- its predecessor such a master- ing groups of bad guys and these piece, but it is essentially the same points can unlock more health game we got two years ago. Luck- and new moves. ily for all of us batfans, that is not a Aside from the main storyline, bad thing. players can embark on many side The storyline takes place on missions to unlock additional con- Christmas Eve, during the earliest tent. From solving The Riddler’s years of Batman’s war on crime. puzzles to fighting bad guys in the Mob lord Roman “Black Mask” challenge mode, there are tons of Sionis has put a bounty on Bat- extras that will keep players com- man’s head, hiring some of Go- ing back for more. tham’s deadliest assassins to take The one completely new addi- down The Caped Crusader before tion is the inclusion of a multi- Christmas morning. player mode. Eight players are ran- As the night goes on, Batman domly divided into three teams; gains the trust of Police Commis- Batman and Robin, Bane’s army, sioner James Gordon, but also or The Joker’s army. Playing as has his fateful encounter with his the Dynamic Duo can be fun, but arch-nemesis, The Joker. Rework- most of the time players are stuck ing the 70-year-old mythology, playing as the infirm henchmen this is one of the best Batman sto- who feel underdeveloped. ries ever brought to life, as it keeps For better or worse, “Batman: the momentum of the story going Arkham Origins” feels like an while still filling up gameplay expansion of the game so many time. gamers fell in love with. While The presentation of the game there are some added features, it is incredible, with breathtak- is not enough to propel this game ing graphics complimenting above its predecessor. Instead of ingenious redesigns of the iconic progressing vertically, the quality characters. The new voice cast of the game remains horizontal. is superb, with younger actors While that may disappoint some, replacing veterans like Kevin Con- “Batman: Arkham Origins” is roy (Batman) and Mark Hamill action-packed, loaded with extra (The Joker). content, and a thrilling entry into “Batman: Arkham City” revo- The Dark Knight’s legend. ■ lutionized third-person combat and “Batman: Arkham Origins” follows suit with the fast-paced Arkham Origins fighting system that is often cop- ied by similar games. Essentially Rated T, $59.99 20 www.schoolcraftconnection.com The Schoolcraft Connection November 18, 2013

(Above) Howie Day, Michael Bermudez, and Jason Shynes rock the crowd on the Magic Bag stage. (Below) Jason Shynes, Michael Bermudez, and Howie Day perform to the packed house, delighting fans with new music from their Cat's out of the bag upcoming albums. Up-and-coming artist Michael Bermudez takes the stage By Jackie charniga Editor in Chief Before his performance at the Magic Bag in The Connection also spoke with Michael Ferndale opening for Howie Day, the Con- Shynes. Originally, from St. Cloud, Minneso- nection was lucky enough to have sat down ta, the artist is traveling on a mini-tour pro- with Michael Bermudez, up-and-coming mu- moting his album. Equally as obliging with sician and local talent. He answered a few his time, and pausing occasionally through questions regarding his start to the music the interview to sign albums and hug his scene in Detroit, his new album, and about fans, Shynes spoke about his progression remaining true to your roots. towards the music scene music.

Q-So Michael, you’ve utilized the Kickstart- Q-How did you get into music? er program online to raise funds for your A-It was never something I thought I’d have album, which is due to drop sometime in the a talent for. I mean, a few buddies of mine next year. How did that go for you? had a garage band and I filled in as lead A-The program worked very successfully. singer out of necessity. After that, I taught People were very generous. myself piano by ear. I’ve always tried to emulate the music I loved. Q-Were all who donated fans, or were some anonymous? Q-Is this your first solo album? A-Those who donated money to fund the al- A-Yeah, it’s solo considering I made it my- bum were either fans who had posted things self. I built an in-home studio. I wrote, pro- like “Michael, we love you.” Some chose to duced, mixed, and mastered all of the songs remain anonymous. on the album. I felt as though going through other channels, people change things about Q-Where did you record the new album? the music. I wanted it to be all me. ■ A-At Rust Belt Studios, in Royal Oak. I worked in close proximity to Kid Rock’s people, as well as artists who work with Eminem. Q-Are there any noticeable themes to the album? A-There are lots of love songs, some written about family stuff, and on my life experi- ences. Growing up in Royal Oak, and then living in Detroit and Boston. Q-Where did you go to school? A-I attended Wayne State for my first and last years of college, and in between, I at- tended Berklee College of Music in Boston. Q-Was there a natural segue between col- lege life and being a musician? A-I attended and participated in many po- etry slams in Boston and New York, like the Moth Poetry Slam. Poetry and performing music are very similar, both nerve-wracking. [Being involved in poetry] really helped my songwriting. It’s just you up there, nothing to hide behind. Q-Spending time in Detroit and Boston must have had influences on your music. A-It really did. Detroit is all about music. When traveling, if you tell someone that you are from Detroit, they really listen. You get into some great discussions about Motown, and jazz and stuff. Q-So I have to ask; Are you currently single? A-Yeah, I’m single for the time being. I’m just enjoying the moment. ■ Photos and Layout by Kate Mrla November 18, 2013 The Schoolcraft Connection www.schoolcraftconnection.com 21

MOVIE Cantankerous chaos what’s on Johnny Knoxville strikes again with new NETFLIX “Jackass” movie By Alaina Keeney By Colin Hickson Staff Writer Staff Writer

“In The Loop” Netflix is “In The Loop” about this great film, a 2009 “Jackass” is Hollywood’s excuse to British satire that highlights show grown men doing idiotic stunts the Anglo-American politi- that could result in injury, imitation, cal relationship in current society. The President of or death. the United States and the But what is so different about Prime Minister of the United “Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa”? Kingdom both believe war is inevitable and are This film actually has a plot. preparing to fight, while U.S. Lt. Gen. George To those who have never heard of the Miller (James Gandolfini) and British Secretary of show “Jackass,” it was a short-lived State Simon Foster (Tom Hollander) want to avoid it. Foster gets in an argument with Lt. Gen. Miller MTV reality show consisting of a and accidentally backs military action, which is group of rambunctious guys per- caught by news reporters and ends up on televi- forming moronic stunts and pulling sion. The Prime Minister’s enforcer, Malcolm pranks on each other or unsuspect- Tucker (Peter Capaldi), then has to help Foster fix ing people. The show generated the mess he has created and avoid military ac- controversy because of its crude tion. This film is a spin-off of “The Thick of It,” content and was cancelled after just a popular British show about the inner workings of the government. “In The Loop” received great three seasons, but was still popular reception at the Sundance Film Festival, but has enough to create a successful movie yet to win any awards. The cast also includes franchise. Gina McKee and Chris Addison. Following a rather hilarious scene, the film opens with Irving Zisman “Manhattan” (Johnny Knoxville) learning that his wife has died. Unlike Carl Fred- Knoxville "cares" for grandson Billy , played by Jackson Nicoll, in classic Jackass Considered one of Woody fashion. Allen’s best films, this 1979 rickson from “Up,” this old man is release follows Isaac Davis overjoyed by the news. Irving is per- With no other choice, and wanting to Irving dancing at a male strip club. after his second divorce. verted, irresponsible, and ready to to be rid of his grandson, Irving takes Like the actual show itself, the movie His wife left him to live with enjoy his newfound freedom. That is, Billy (and his wife’s corpse, which is shot mostly with hidden cameras, another woman and to write until Irving’s daughter asks him to a book about her relationship he threw in the trunk of his car) on a which gives the audience the feeling with him. Isaac is currently take her son, Billy (Jackson Nicoll), to road trip to their destination. Along that they are watching an actual epi- writing a book about his love for New York, and live with his father in another state the way, they engage in some insane begins a relationship with 17-year-old Tracy after because she goes to jail for violating misadventures that range from eat- See Grandpa the divorce. He later meets Mary Wilkie, the mis- her parole. ing stolen food while still in the store page 28 tress of his married best friend, and develops a crush on her. He ends up breaking it off with Tracy in order to be with Mary, and this affects both his own life and many others lives as well. This film stars Woody Allen as Isaac, Mariel Hemingway Is “South Park” losing its sizzle? as Tracy, and Diane Keaton as Mary, along with TV Meryl Streep, Michael Murphy, and Anne By- the first episode, “Let Go, Let Gov,” good intentions go awry when he rne in supporting roles. “Manhattan” currently Comedy Central parodies the domestic spying pro- misinterprets the prophecy, once maintains a 98 percent approval rating on Rotten grams, showing how the NSA knows again bringing the peace process to Tomatoes, won a BAFTA (British Academy of Film icon remains and Television Arts) for Best Film, and was nomi- who is naughty or nice through their a halt. nated for an Academy Award for Best Original controversial but unabashed exploitation of Santa Unfortunately, Stone and Parker Screenplay. light on laughs Clause, and how for some people, continue their love affair with push- the ever-watchful government has ing the envelope, most notably in “Merlin” By Pete Helms become a new “god.” the episode “World War Zimmer- This 2008 BBC series is Campus Life Editor loosely based on Arthurian More funny moments came in man’” probably the most awkward to legends and was influenced episode six, “Ginger Cow,” which watch since season 15’s “Crack Baby by “Smallville,” which told references the red heifer cited in Basketball.” The worst came in Cart- the story of a young Super- Mid-way into its seventeenth sea- Numbers 19:2 that is a requirement man’s nightmare sequence, which man. Merlin is a young wiz- son, Trey Parker’s and Matt Stone’s for purification in order to erect showed the zombie apocalypse-like ard sent to live in Camelot as raunchy adult cartoon series seems the Temple for the coming of the reaction of the African American a servant for Magister Gaius, to be faltering. Recent episodes have who teaches him medicine and helps him develop end-times messiah. Kyle Broflovski, community to the George Zimmer- his magical abilities. The king has an aversion covered topics ranging from the the ginger-haired Jewish boy, must man “not guilty” verdict. Integral to to magic and therefore prohibits it, while also meaning of goth subculture to the endure the torment of the cruel Eric the plot was the concept of stand- imprisoning the last living dragon. When Merlin Trayvon Martin case to obscure bib- Cartman because he believes that your-ground laws, which Cartman arrives in Camelot, he hears a strange voice in his lical prophecy, but few episodes have Cartman will reveal the secret about exploits to shoot the African Ameri- head and finds the captive dragon, who tells him delivered the laugh-out-loud punch his ginger cow prank to the world, he must protect Prince Arthur. Merlin then be- of previous seasons. which has finally made peace over See south park comes a servant to Arthur, despite the disagree- Also disappointing about this ments they had with each other when they first religion and the Middle East. Kyle’s page 28 met. The cast includes Colin Morgan as Merlin, season is its relatively short run; Bradley James as Arthur, as well as Angel Coulby, previous seasons routinely ran 16 Katie McGrath, Richard Wilson, Anthony Stewart to 20 episodes, while season 17 will Head, John Hurt, and Nathaniel Parker. “Merlin” only run ten. This is no doubt to the ended in 2012 and has a total of five seasons, all of work Stone and Parker are putting which are on Netflix. It has not won any awards, into their smash Broadway hit “The but has had great fan reception in both the UK and Book of Mormon”, which won nine the US. Tony awards in 2011 and a Grammy “Freaks and Geeks” in 2012. Also in production is their This 1999 cult classic focuses sixth video game, “South Park: The on two groups of teens at Stick of Truth,” which has been de- McKinley High in the 1980s; layed due to console updates and the the freaks and the geeks. The freaks include Daniel shutdown of its original publisher. Desario and Lindsay Weir, While both the musical and game while the geeks include Bill are sure to add to the pair’s success, Haverchuck, Neal Schweiber, it is sad to see that their original and Lindsay’s younger brother, Sam. The show franchise may be suffering for it. highlights teen issues such as drug use, toler- Season 17 does have its moments, ance of others, drinking, and bullying. It won the Outstanding Casting for a Comedy Award, was however. Ever topical, Parker and nominated for three Emmy Awards, and appeared Stone remain poignant on topics like on "Time Magazine’s" 2007 list of “100 Greatest the National Security Agency (NSA) Shows of All Time.” There were two books pub- leaks or the healthcare exchange The current season of South Park can be seen on Wednesdays at 10 p.m. on Comedy rollout. Showing no love for either Central or streamed online at southparkstudios.com. See netflix self-righteous leakers or the NSA, page 28 22 www.schoolcraftconnection.com The Schoolcraft Connection November 18, 2013 Tuned into... see how they can remember, when ney is trying to emulate John Lennon’s Paul they weren’t where it was at.” “Early FLASHBACK singing style, and although McCartney McCartney Days” is clearly an ode to his dearest Paul admits he does sound like John on the friends: John, George and Ringo. track, it was not intentional. His unde- On the upbeat side, “Queenie Eye” McCartney niably raw and authentic voice shines picks up the pace of the album with a & Wings through the track, making “Let Me Roll child-like charm. The song comes to It” impossible to not sing along with. 'New' life with McCartney’s energetic voice, 'Band on the Run' “Jet” is another notable power anthem, By Emily Podwoiski piano melody, and fast-paced drum By Emily Podwoiski with vocals that pour enthusiasm and Staff Writer beat. “Queenie Eye” has the energy Staff Writer energy into the beat that contains just that even got Meryl Streep dancing. a hint of reggae. Meryl Streep is in the music video, “Band on the Run” displays Mc- Only angels have wings, Most artists eventually along with Johnny Depp, Kate Moss, Cartney’s expertise in brewing genres and it takes a couple of an- MUSIC plateau, but it is safe to and other numerous stars. MUSIC together. The album contains a bit of gels to create an album so say that Paul McCartney’s “New” is the other deliciously everything -- blues, rock, pop, reg- sublime. entire life has been his happy single. Reminiscent of cheerful gae, and even jazz -- but not once do Released in 1973, “Band “peak.” Beatles melodies, “New” captures the the songs become outlandish. Each on the Run” still stands as a classic Ironically, McCartney’s latest album, spirit and carefree attitude McCartney and every track flows together effort- today. With blues infused rhythms, “ New,” sounds a lot like his past, ex- emits. The exuberant beat and harp- lessly. “Mamunia” and “Bluebird” uplifting lyrics, and smoldering vocals, cept it has been revamped. The songs sichord harmony creates the ultimate balance the album out with romantic “Band on the Run” will not disappoint. are louder, the lyrics more gutsy, and pop song. and mellow vibes. “Mamunia,” which The opening track, “Band on the yet, the album still retains that pure Mixing genres is second nature to translates to “safe-haven” in Arabic, Run,” feels like an ever-changing magic that McCartney’s music always McCartney, and “Appreciate” is a con- is especially calming and joyful. The dream, as the song fluxes through vari- seems to possess. coction of hip-hop and rock. His muf- warm acoustics paint a picture of a ous rhythms and moods. As the track “New” demonstrates McCartney’s fled high-pitched voice shines through breezy summer’s day, and the song opens, soft vocals float over a play- fantastic range (for the millionth time). the obscure drumbeat and piano tune. only continues to uplift the listener – ful melody until the song transitions It is the perfect blend of mellow acous- At first listen, the song seems eerie, but up, up, and away. Linda accompanies into a darker, heavier beat. The song tics and feel-good beats. The acoustic the lyrics are reassuring as McCartney Paul on the vocals as they sing about is moody, but takes a cheerful turn as songs are especially stunning. reminds us to show gratitude: “Lift up happiness: “The next time you see L.A. Paul and Linda bust out the acoustics, In the awe-inspiring “Early Days,” your head and remember what your rainclouds, don’t complain. It rains for and suddenly the sun is shining again. McCartney blows a kiss to his time well life is.” you and me.” An album is truly a classic when the spent with the fab four. Bone-chillingly While the album “New” contains “Band on the Run” is an album that first track is already a masterpiece. beautiful, the acoustic riffs will raise powerful and refreshing songs, some every McCartney fan should own. To Not to throw that word around, but goose bumps and make listeners melt tracks like “Hosanna” and “Road” fall put it simply, it is a classic. Strung to- “Let Me Roll It” is definitely something at the same time. “Early Days” feels on the back burner; but McCartney’s gether with various genres, noteworthy of a masterpiece. The slow-paced blue- like a heart-to-heart; it is personal, back burner is still pretty hot. A beau- vocals, and enchanting tunes, “Band sy tempo fuses with the electric guitar, nostalgic, and downright gorgeous. tiful fusion of rock and pop, “New” on the Run” is irresistible. ■ creating an irresistibly sexy jam. Paul McCartney even confronts his crit- demonstrates McCartney’s ability to always sings like a stud, but his vocals ics, singing: “Now everybody seems to branch out while still maintaining that on this track are exceptionally impres- have their own opinion of who did this signature style that puts butterflies in sive. Some critics claim that McCart- and who did that, but as for me, I don’t the hearts of listeners. ■

Compiled by Camyle Cryderman Editorial Intern America’s Thanksgiving Parade The Nutcracker Ballet Tree lighting ceremony at 9th Annual Shop Detroit Campus Martius Enjoy one of Michi- Begin the Christmas Gather your friends gan’s most celebrated season by enjoying On Friday, Nov. 22, and take part in the holiday events up- an iconic perfor- the holiday festivi- 9th Annual Shop close and personal mance of “The Nut- ties continue as re- Detroit event on at the 87th Annual cracker Ballet” from nowned ice skating Saturday, Dec. 1 America’s Thanks- Nov. 29 to Dec. 1. rink, Campus Mar- from 10 a.m. to 4 giving Parade in Showing at The De- tius, opens its doors p.m. Sponsored by Detroit. With a yearly troit Opera House, for the season. Lo- the Detroit People Mover, this event turnout of thousands, this event is The BalletMet Columbus Dance Com- cated in the central square of Detroit, encourages all shoppers to support highly anticipated and exciting for pany presents their enchanting inter- this rink is a charming and enjoyable local business and buy from Detroit’s people of all ages. On Nov. 28, the pretation of Tchaikovsky’s classical way for families and friends to pass small retail locations. All who wish to parade begins promptly at 9:05 a.m. piece. With performances at 7:30 p.m. their time during the winter. Begin- take part in this event should meet at Arrive early for the prime viewing op- on Nov. 29 and 30, and 2:30 p.m. on ning at 5 p.m., the annual tree lighting the D: hive Welcome Center on Wood- portunity. Beginning at the corner of Nov. 30 and Dec. 1, this show is a great will take place before the activities ward Ave., to receive a map of partici- Woodward Ave. and Kirby, the parade way for viewers of all ages to spend a commence, and the 60-foot evergreen pating retailers, people mover tokens, continues until approximately 10 a.m., day. Follow the story of Clara and her tree is sure to draw attention. Watch as and store discounts. Free shuttles are as the floats and balloons travel more Nutcracker Prince as they travel to the the lights and ornaments are first illu- provided to transport shoppers from than two miles to finish at the corner land of the Sugar Plum Fairy and meet minated at the 10th anniversary of this store to store and registration is free, so of Woodward Ave. and Congress. With many extravagant characters along the event. With skate rental and an on-site there is nothing to lose by participating over 60 showpieces and eight new way. This magical performance is sure café, Campus Martius is a wonderful in this event. Support local business floats this year, this parade is an event to bring joy to the hearts of all who at- place to enjoy and revel in the holiday while getting both personal and gift to be remembered. For more informa- tend, so do not miss out. For more in- spirit. For more information, visit cam- shopping out of the way, all while en- tion, visit clickondetroit.com. formation, visit detroittheater.org. pusmartiuspark.org. joying the luxuries of participating in this practical event. For more informa- tion, visit dhivedetroit.org. ■ November 18, 2013 The Schoolcraft Connection www.schoolcraftconnection.com 23 24 SPORTS Anticipation and excitement Steady improvementPHOTOs BY Camyle Cryderman surround Pistons Co-captains Sewell and Coles direct season Men’s Basketball team towards success By Evan Paputa Sports Editor mens basketball EVAN PAPUTA sports editor [email protected] Team has potential to return to playoffs for first time since 08-09

For the first time since the Pistons Cheers ring out through the P.E. traded Chauncey Billups to the Denver building from 2-4 p.m. every day. Nuggets for Allen Iverson on Nov. 3, 2008, The epicenter of the ovation is inside there was excitement and intrigue sur- the gym during a Schoolcraft men’s rounding the Oct. 30 opener against the basketball practice. Washington Wizards. A family atmosphere has settled The Pistons plummeted to a 39-43 re- following last season’s 7-20 record. cord in the 08-09 regular season and were Sophomore co-captains Terrell swept from the playoffs by LeBron James’ Sewell and Terrence Coles have (Above and Below) The Schoolcraft Mens Basketball team face off head to Cleveland Cavaliers rather handily in the spearheaded an effort to improve head during practive. The team is starting strong with a 2-1 record. first round. They have not returned to the upon last season thus far this season. glory of the playoffs since. “The record itself represents ev- The addition of Iverson was supposed erything; we were 7-20 last season,” to push the Pistons over the top to NBA Coles said. “Last year people were supremacy, but instead was the start of out for themselves.” a five-year tailspin in which the Pistons Family is a word that Sewell used never won more than 30 games following to describe the way that this year’s 2008-09 when they won 39. team is bonding. When he played, Iverson was compla- “It’s bigger than practice. We have cent and past his prime while Billups, a handful of people that do a bunch who was only a year younger than Iver- of things outside of practice,” Sewell son, thrived in Denver, averaging 17.7 said. “It builds chemistry. You need points and 6.4 assists a game. chemistry on and off the court to Following Denver, Billups made pit build a family.” stops in New York for a season and two More passing and less selfishness seasons with the Los Angeles Clippers, with the ball paved the way in the where he provided veteran leadership to offseason and has carried over into younger players like Carmelo Anthony the regular season. advantage, rather than letting it be a Despite the current adversity the and Chris Paul. “Everybody knows how to drive disadvantage. team is facing, this year’s squad has Billups returns to the Pistons on a two- and slash to the basket, but drives “We’re trying to build on move- a lot of potential to grow and become year, $5 million contract. His role is to be lead to double teams and that always ment. We’re not a very big team, so a contender in the MCCAA Eastern a calming voice to the youth. Billups leads leaves someone open,” Coles said. we’re not a ‘walk it up’ team,” Henry Conference. ■ the Pistons with experience as he enters “We have faith in the open person to said. “There are three or four options his 17th NBA season, which is seven more hit the open shot.” on every play.” seasons than the second-most experi- Sewell and Coles saw how last Sewell and Drew Mapley are ex- Layup drills increase stamina and enced Piston, Josh Smith. season played out and have made pected to handle the forward/center fundamentals that will help the team The New Guys it a point to make sure those who positions for the Ocelots. excel this season. Smith signed a four-year contract worth weren’t part of it understand and At 6’5” apiece, Mapley and Sewell $54 million in July, joining Josh Har- strive for a better season. lead the team in height and are key rellson (Aug. 21) as the Pistons free agent “I want to do way better than last in the rebounding department. signings. season. Hard work and dedication With consistent rebounding from The big splash of the summer of 2013 will get us to where we want to be,” both Mapley and Sewell, the Ocelots happened on July 31 when the Pistons Sewell said. “These past years there should be where they need to be. acquired perennial all-star point guard hasn’t been a good taste in people’s “Rebounding is very important in Brandon Jennings from the Milwau- mouth about Schoolcraft Men’s Bas- games against teams with guys 6’7 or kee Bucks in exchange for Brandon ketball and I want that to change.” 6’8,” Henry said. Knight, Khris Middleton, and Viacheslav “We’re all about working together. The guards will be spearheaded Kravtsov. Terrell and I came in and told the by freshmen Devanta Riley and Nate The move shook the Pistons lineup. freshmen what happened last year Kamal. Knight was a top-ten draft pick in the 2011 and what we don’t want to happen “Nate plays defense, really good draft and was expected to be the savior. this year,” Coles said. “We’re more defense and is a great shooter,” The Pistons added Luigi Datome on motivated to do right.” Henry said. July 16. Datome was the MVP of Italy’s Breakdown Numbers game Lega Basket Serie A, with 16.4 points per The Ocelots are led by seventh In Schoolcraft’s season opening game. He is known for his offensive ability year head coach Randy Henry and 86-60 win against Rochester College through long-range shooting. assistants Vitor Imbruzeiro and J.V., the Ocelots dressed only nine Rookies Steve Clarmunt. players, six shy of the per-game limit. The Pistons drafted three rookies in Offensive tactics Schoolcraft will “We have some pieces that aren’t June’s NBA draft. utilize in the upcoming season in- here right now. We have five or six clude looking to speed-up opponents players that are out for various rea- by controlling the pace of the game see paputa sons right now from academics to on page 25 and using their smaller size as an injuries,” Henry said. November 18, 2013 The Schoolcraft Connection www.schoolcraftconnection.com 25 PHOTOs BY Jordan Wynn High expectations yet on the help side, but we’re going to New leadership get there.” provides fresh Fortunately enough for the Ocelots, it start for Womens appears their defensive growing pains may be nullified thanks to a quick- Basketball team strike offensive attack. By Josh Covert “We have a lot of fast girls, really fast Staff Writer girls, and the chemistry’s really good,” said freshman guard Sara Gammons. womens Klinzer likes her team’s offensive ability, but knows that consistency basketball during a game is imperative to win- ning. “Our offense, we can score the ball, we can get the ball down the court,” said Kinzer. “[But] are we going to be able to do it for 40 minutes?” The defense will have ample time to catch up to its counterparts before the start of conference play in Janu- ary. Judging from the way the team The echo of each dribble, the squeak practices together and by the way the of each shoe on the hardwood—bas- team encourages one another, it is not ketball season is here at last. unwise to assume the players will im- With the dawn of a new season final- prove each day. ly risen, the 2013-14 Schoolcraft Wom- Confidence is certainly not lacking en’s Basketball team is eager to return either—Gammons went as far to say to their winning ways of old under new that Schoolcraft going “all the way” head coach Kara Kinzer. would be atop her list of goals. “I just want us to be successful and Kinzer was a bit more simplistic in work hard together,” said Kinzer. “I her outlook, saying that she wants to know the past few seasons [the team] first and foremost instill mental tough- hasn’t been successful, and that was a ness into this year’s squad. goal within the team this year.” “One of our goals is to be tough (Above and Below) The Schoolcraft Womens Basketball team scrimmage and run The Ocelots have become a mainstay together, have an attitude about our- defense drills to increase their toughness. The team is off to a rocky at 1-2 but is at the front of the pack in recent years selves,” Kinzer said. ready to go the distance and strengthen their game. after grabbing four consecutive MC- While the jury still remains out on CAA championships from 2007 to 2011; whether this team could win a Na- a run that included five straight East- tional Championship, there is no doubt ern Conference crowns. that this basketball program is headed Nonetheless, the players have had no in the right direction. issues buying in to what Kinzer is sell- If the synergy can continue to flow ing in her first year at the helm. and the defense can tighten a few “She’s a good coach,” said freshman screws, Schoolcraft is a team that could guard Chelsea Wesley. “We’re at a point soon return to the glory days. For the where we respect what she has to tell time being, however, the players are us and she respects what we have to happy enough just being back on the say.” court. As the team works to get acquainted “I’m excited about the season,” said with their new coach, there is still Gammons. “I’m excited that it’s here.” ■ plenty of work to be done on the court, according to Kinzer, starting with team defense. Let's Go “[The players] like to hack, like to try to block the shot,” said Kinzer. “We aren’t recognizing where we need to be Ocelots

Twin Towers and other returning pieces Evan Pistons Josh Paputa Andre Drummond and Greg Monroe re- continued from page 24 turn as starters and are the top two players Paputa Predictions Covert despite the eventful offseason. Joe Dumars surprised everybody when he Dominance in the paint is expected of the Record/Place drafted Kentavious Caldwell-Pope eighth dynamic duo of Drummond and Monroe, 42-40 45-37 overall in the draft. who both return from last year’s squad. 7th in Eastern 6th Caldwell-Pope is undersized at 6’5 and his Jonas Jerebko and Kyle Singler play small Conference poor shooting abilities made the pick a hot forward with Smith. Will Bynum and Rodney topic of scrutiny for the summer and pre- Stuckey will share the guard position with season. the Billups, Jennings, and Siva. Andre Brandon Fans wanted former Michigan point guard Charlie Villanueva fills out the roster at MVP Trey Burke, but at 5’11 he is even more under- forward. Drummond Jennings sized then Caldwell-Pope. Steering Wheel After a few weeks into the regular season, the Philadelphia 76’ers first-round draft pick The fate of the Pistons will be determined and No.11 overall Michael Carter-Williams by who controls the steering wheel. Chauncey Chauncey If Billups leads by example and lets Drum- Unsung Hero has stolen the show in the young season. Billups Billups Carter-Williams opened his career with a mond and Monroe handle the dominant play 22 point, 12 assist, seven rebound, and nine down low, with Jennings helping Billups lead steal performance against the reigning NBA the guards, the team will have a successful Champion Miami Heat. season. Less than a week later Carter-Williams put If Smith’s self-centered attitude carries over up 26 points and 10 assists against Derrick to Detroit and he takes selfish shots, and the Rose and the Chicago Bulls. Pistons don’t play together as a team, they The Pistons followed the Caldwell-Pope won’t return to glory. ■ pick with forward Tony Mitchell (37th overall) and point guard Peyton Siva (56th overall). Mitchell and Siva haven’t played much ear- ly on, but could play key roles coming off the bench as the season progresses and players in the normal rotation gets tired or hurt.

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See our ad on Page 14 28 www.schoolcraftconnection.com The Schoolcraft Connection November 18, 2013 from moviegoers, but considering this is a Netflix Grandpa “Jackass” movie, would continued from page 21 continued from page 21 audiences be surprised if it caused uproar? sode of “Jackass.” . lished in 2004, each including nine scripts With the bad comes LEFT WING of the show as well as extra content such Like the first three some good. Because as pictures and alternate plotlines. The movies, “Jackass Pres- this film has a plot, we now extremely famous cast includes Linda ents: Bad Grandpa” in- . Cardellini, John Francis Daley, James Fran- actually do get some RIGHT WING corporates everything co, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Busy Phillips, character development that is wrong with the Samm Levine, and Martin Starr. ■ from our protagonists, infamous TV show. EVERYONE LOVES which is odd consider- Both Irving and Billy ing that all the previ- engage in some of the ous “Jackass” films most idiotic “jack-ass- WILD WINGS. have not contained ery” imaginable, such Mayor storylines. In fact, as as one scene where continued from page 10 it progresses, Irving Irving attempts to fix a truly comes to care ™ spaceship ride for Billy. invitation to visit the college any time about his grandson, LUNCH MADNESS The ship then liter- he likes,” said Dr. Jeffress, and indeed, but proves to be one of ally flies off its handles MONDAY - FRIDAY 11 A M - 2 PM the gears are in motion for an encore the worst role models a and crashes through a workshop with the mayor in the near child could ever have. 15 Minutes or Less Starting at $6.99 furniture store window future. Dr. Kanoyton praised Dr. JuJuan Then again, what can with Irving still on it, Taylor for spearheading the effort to get you expect from an old who somehow sur- the mayor to the workshop, describing man who forces his vives. it as a months-long labor of love. The own grandson to push The film also gets mayor plans to partner with the college him around in a shop- disgusting in some for future endeavors, including work- ping cart because he parts, such as an infa- ing together on a new veterans employ- has a hangover? mous flatulence scene ment task force in the city of Livonia If you like to see old 37651 SIX MILE RD. 41980 FORD RD. where...well, you have and celebrating the new partnership men do outrageous to see what happens. 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BUFFALOWILDWINGS.COM South Park Despite its short run and some under- whelming episodes this season, “South Park” continued from page 21 continues and will continue to entertain can character Token Black. While it was criti- viewers with its sharp satire and clever com- cally acclaimed, this episode would probably edy. Let’s just hope Trey Parker and Matt leave even avid fans more than a little un- Stone will spend the effort and time deliver- comfortable. ing a hard-hitting finale and an even better eighteenth season. ■

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Happy Thanksgiving We are thankful to you, our readers, for your continued support. The Connection family wishes you and yours a safe and happy Thanksgiving.

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By Madame Taboo Horoscopes Occultist in residence Happy Birthday Sagittarius!

Pisces Sagittarius Virgo Gemini Feb 20 – Mar 20 Nov 23 - Dec 22 Aug 24 – Sept 23 May 22 – Jun 21 Pisces needs to beware a dark and Sagittarius has found a lack of intel- November holds a significant amount True to the dual nature of the Twins, beguiling figure that will enter their life lectual stimulation required to keep of success in social endeavors for Gemini receives notice of both the in as the holiday approaches. Coming them entertained. Going forward, Virgo. By chance, Virgo will encounter end of a journey and the beginning of in the guise of charming smile, this evaluating the company they keep will a new friend who can introduce them a new, and exciting, journey. Gemini’s person is destruction incarnate, and inspire the change needed to seek out to a new social circle, in which they wide breadth of interests will make will only lead the Fish to ruin. a situation where they can grow as will be welcomed. this an enjoyable experience. intellectuals.

Aquarius Scorpio Leo Taurus Jan 21 – Feb 19 Oct 24 – Nov 22 Jul 24 – Aug 23 Apr 21 - May 21 Aquarius’ seemingly insane ideas of- Scorpio has recently made a poor Unbeknownst to many of Leo’s fter passing through a long period of ten bring blinding insight that shocks decision, and has spent a significant friends, The Lion have spent many strife, Taurus will find strength and their loved ones. These coming weeks, amount of time dwelling on what could sleepless nights contemplating the wisdom that will last a lifetime. Times Aquarius will find potential benefits have been, instead of what can be future. It’s not an uncommon situation of stress can often feel endless, but from acting on one of these ideas. done to change it. It is time to move for students to be, and Leo will find can pass by faster than one may origi- forward, and concentrate on what will plenty of support and good advice. nally think. be rather than what has been.

Capricorn Libra Cancer Aries Dec 23 – Jan 20 Sep 24 – Oct 23 Jun 22 – Jul 23 Mar 21 – Apr 20 November is a month of inspiration Libra can expect a small windfall in The loyal Cancer finds opportunity to Aries encounters many obstacles in for Capricorn, both in financial and late November, just in time for the support close friends as November November. These are to be surmount- spiritual matters. Going forward into holidays. There will be a temptation to draws to a close. The clarity of mind ed if the Ram wishes to find success December, the Goat sign must act on spend it on something frivolous; how- that the Crab possesses will be invalu- at the end of the path. Should Aries this inspiration, in order to avoid the ever, the Scale sign will regret the de- able as loved ones need to decide chose to attempt to go around them, torment of, “What if?” cision near the beginning of next year. between right and wrong. instead of over, the goals they have set will move out of reach forever November 18, 2013 The Schoolcraft Connection www.schoolcraftconnection.com 32

Pageturners cordially invites you to the November Book Discussion of Black Rain by Rajah E. Smart

It’s the winter of 2012 in Detroit, and a young man and woman drive home from separate locations after completing a long workday. An unfortunate fender bender during the commute leaves both of their automobiles damaged. It’s the late evening as the two strangers await the arrival of police just outside downtown. Culturally different but otherwise similar in their stations in life, Julian and Olivia are forced to come face to face with preconceived ideas of each other. Will their engrained stereotypes of different cultures prevent them from explor- ing a relationship as friends or more? Can love be colorblind? Monday, November 18 Meet Rajah E. Smart Author of Black Rain 1:15 – 2:15 p.m. VisTaTech Center, VT 550

Tuesday, November 19 1:30 – 2:30 p.m. Bradner Library, L 105 Book Discussion

Thursday, November 21 4:00 – 5:00 p.m. Radcliff Center, RC 645 Book Discussion

Pageturners is the book club of Schoolcraft College. It is open to all students, faculty, staff, administrators, and community friends. The books are available at the Schoolcraft College Bookstore. Discussion sessions are facilitated by Schoolcraft students. Pageturners is supported by a grant from the Schoolcraft College Foundation.

For more information, please contact Ela Rybicka [email protected] • 734.462.4400, Ext. 5685 • Office: LA 551

Schoolcraft College • 18600 Haggerty Road • Livonia, Michigan 48152 Please visit our website at: http://sites.google.com/site/scpageturners/

Looking for something fun to do? Come out and join one of the many clubs at an event. Try something new or settle into something familiar. Contact the SAO to get a list of current and upcoming events.