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Week 35 Sunday August 24th, 2014

5:20 am Latin American News - News via satellite from Television National de Chile, in Spanish, no subtitles.

5:50 am Urdu News - News via satellite from PTV Pakistan in Islamabad, in Urdu, no subtitles.

6:20 am Indonesian News - News via satellite from TVRI Jakarta, in Indonesian, no subtitles.

7:00 am Russian News - News via satellite from NTV Moscow, in Russian, no subtitles.

7:30 am Polish News - Wydarzenia from Polsat in Warsaw via satellite, in Polish, no subtitles.

8:00 am Maltese News - News from Public Broadcasting Services Limited, Malta, in Maltese, no subtitles.

8:30 am Macedonian News - News via satellite from public broadcaster MRT in Skopje, in Macedonian, no subtitles.

9:05 am Croatian News - News via satellite from HRT Croatia, in Croatian, no subtitles.

9:40 am Serbian News - News via satellite from Serbian Broadcasting Corporation, in Serbian, no subtitles.

10:15 am Portuguese News - News via satellite from RTP Portugal (Lisbon), in Portuguese, no subtitles.

11:00 am Hungarian News - News via satellite from Duna TV (DTV) Budapest, in Hungarian, no subtitles.

11:30 am Dutch News - News via satellite from BVN, in Dutch, no subtitles.

12:00 pm Rhod Gilbert's Work Experience - Firefighter - Stand-up comedian Rhod Gilbert gets a proper job and this week he's on emergency call with the Fire Brigade. Find out if he can stand the heat or whether he will he melt under the pressure. (Part 4 of 4) (From the UK) (Documentary) (Rpt) PG

12:30 pm Rhod Gilbert's Work Experience - Teacher - Rhod Gilbert leaves his regular job as a stand-up comedian to try out four new ones. He goes back to school as he joins the staff of Monnow Primary School near Newport. As he gets to grips with his new job of primary school teacher, will Mr Gilbert impress his pupils and pass with distinction, or will he be sent to the bottom of the class? (Part 1 of 4) (From the UK) (Documentary/Entertainment) (Rpt) PG

Sunday August 24th, 2014

1:05 pm Kung Fu Kitchen - Kung Fu Tea: China - This action-packed culinary series delves into the highly disciplined cooking methods of some of Asia's best-known dishes. From knife- juggling in Japanese teppanyaki to the acrobatics of kung fu tea in China, a group of novice chefs are stretched to the limit as they have to learn brand new food preparation techniques in a matter of days. (From Singapore, in English) (Food Series) (Rpt) G CC

1:30 pm The Wild Chef - Deer - This unique culinary road series features chef Martin Picard and his sous-chef friend Hugue Dufour as they take a journey across Quebec to discover typical dishes from a whole new perspective. In this episode, Martin and Hugue go deer hunting in Quebec's eastern townships, but this time, they're hunting with crossbows, not guns. (From Canada, in English) (Food Series) (Rpt) PG

2:00 pm Foodie Planet - Destination Saint-Tropez - Globetrotting French gourmet Julie Andrieu takes a culinary tour of some of the world's most interesting and scenic places. In this episode, Julie travels to the legendary destination of Saint-Tropez, a name synonymous with parties, pétanque and pastries, above all the ‘tropézienne’ tart, so dear to Brigitte Bardot. This is the village of many faces, which balances luxury with tradition and jetsetters with backpackers. (From France, in French) (Food Series) (Rpt) PG

3:00 pm Vs. Arashi - In this highly physical game and variety show, Japanese pop idols Arashi pit their wits, strength and courage against a different team of entertainers or sportspeople every week. The battles are intense as the teams compete for points and very cool prizes. (From Japan, in Japanese) (Entertainment Series) G **New Episode**

4:00 pm SBS PopAsia - Features back-to-back videos from artists across Asia and all the latest news and interviews from the Korean, Japanese, Mandarin and Cantonese pop scenes. (An SBS Production) (Entertainment Series) PG

6:00 pm Parks And Recreation - Leslie's House - Did Leslie abuse her power by bringing in community centre teachers to her house to help throw a dinner party to impress her new suitor? (From the US) (Comedy Series) (Rpt) PG

6:25 pm India's Dancing Superstar - India’s Dance Superstar is the ultimate dance battle between the nation’s best dancers, as they perform to win the hearts of the country, with their superlative talent. The show’s philosophy is simple: dance is an expression of emotion and so everybody who has a passion for dance is welcome to perform on the show. Showcasing the best solo dancers and groups, covering all styles from Bollywood to hip-hop, and contemporary to Latin. Judges include Ashley Lobo, who trained at Sydney Dance Company, Choreographer Geeta Kapur, and actor Riteish Deshmukh. (From India, in Hindi & English) (Entertainment) G CC **New Episode**

7:30 pm If You Are The One - With a viewing audience of up to 50 million per episode, this popular Chinese dating show is a cultural phenomenon. A lone male suitor has to impress a panel of 24 single women, who can then register their interest or disinterest in the man through the use of their podium lights. Popular host Meng Fei oversees the action in front of a large studio audience. (From China, in Mandarin) (Entertainment Series) G **New Episode**

Sunday August 24th, 2014

8:30 pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Halloween - It’s Halloween night, a busy time of the year for any police precinct. Amy detests the holiday, and is not thrilled when she has to don a costume to go undercover on street patrol with Charles. Back at the precinct, Jake bets Captain Holt that he can steal his Medal of Valor before midnight, which results in him bringing out some costumes of his own. (From the US) (Comedy Series) PG CC **Encore**

9:00 pm Legally Brown - The government has enforced a racial diversity program by assigning people with ‘a token brown friend’ and Nazeem takes to the streets in a social experiment to test the program. Muslim Shore returns and the house is rocked by the arrival of male model Brad. It’s hijab honey Lamees versus convert Michelle in a battle of #FlirtToConvert. Undeterred by the lack of enthusiasm his burqa-inspired garments have attracted from journalist Paula Joye and lingerie designer Annalise Braakensiek, Uncle Sam takes his halal fashion to the streets. Imran Farook gets deep and meaningful with Gary Busey in Hollywood. (Commissioned by SBS) (Comedy Series) PG CC **Encore**

9:30 pm South Park - Ginger Cow - Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the world embarks upon a thousand years of peace and harmony. (From the US) (Animated Comedy Series) (Rpt) M(A,L) CC

9:55 pm Live At The Electric - Russell Kane is back for another week to rock your TV off its stand with his troupe of the finest, freshest comedians around. This week Sharonetti is attracted to Daveutio’s uselessness in The Only Way Is Shakespeare, the youth club receive some job interview practice from Pete Swivel and Latin lothario Antonio discovers a love for all things equestrian. (From the UK) (Comedy Series) M(S,A,L) **New Episode**

10:30 pm Movie: The Lookout - A major police operation to take down a notorious gang of bank robbers goes horribly wrong when a rooftop sniper opens fire, killing several police officers and causing an explosive distraction in which the robbers make their getaway. Commissioner Mattei launches a large-scale manhunt for the sniper and his team, and is thrown into the seedy Parisian underworld of criminals and fallen souls. (From France, in French) (Movie) (Action) MAV(N,V) **Premiere**

12:05 am Russell Howard's Good News - Popular comedian Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days (From the UK) (Entertainment Series) (Rpt) M (S,N,L)

12:40 am Movie: Worlds Apart - Based on a true story, a young girl is torn between her conscience, religion and passion when she is forced to make a choice between her faith and her feelings for a man who does not belong to her family's church, the Jehovah's Witnesses. Nominated for three Bodil Awards in 2009, including Best Film. Directed by Niels Arden Oplev and stars Rosalinde Mynster, Pilou Asbæk and Jens Jørn Spottag. (From Denmark, in Danish) (Drama) (2008) (Rpt) M (A,L)

Monday August 25th, 2014

2:50 am CCTV News In English From Beijing - The English language news channel from China Central Television (CCTV), the nation's largest national broadcasting network.

5:00 am French News - News via satellite from FT2 Paris, in French, no subtitles.

5:50 am Urdu News - News via satellite from PTV Pakistan in Islamabad, in Urdu, no subtitles.

6:20 am Indonesian News - News via satellite from TVRI Jakarta, in Indonesian, no subtitles.

Monday August 25th, 2014

EASTERN STATES SCHEDULE (NSW, ACT, VIC, QLD & TAS) 7:00 am Russian News - News via satellite from NTV Moscow, in Russian, no subtitles.

7:30 am Polish News - Wydarzenia from Polsat in Warsaw via satellite, in Polish, no subtitles.

8:00 am Dutch News - News via satellite from BVN, in Dutch, no subtitles.

8:30 am Macedonian News - News via satellite from public broadcaster MRT in Skopje, in Macedonian, no subtitles.

8:55 am FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup 2014 - Final: Live coverage of the 2014 FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup Final in Canada. **Live**

11:15 am Japanese News - News via satellite from NHK Tokyo in Japanese, no subtitles.

SOUTH AUSTRALIA & NORTHERN TERRITORY

7:00 am Russian News - News via satellite from NTV Moscow, in Russian, no subtitles.

7:30 am Polish News - Wydarzenia from Polsat in Warsaw via satellite, in Polish, no subtitles.

8:00 am Dutch News - News via satellite from BVN, in Dutch, no subtitles.

8:25 am FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup 2014 - Final: Live coverage of the 2014 FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup Final in Canada. **Live**

10:45 am Portuguese News - News via satellite from RTP Portugal (Lisbon), in Portuguese, no subtitles.

11:05 am Japanese News - News via satellite from NHK Tokyo in Japanese, no subtitles.

WESTERN AUSTRALIA

6:55 am FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup 2014 - Final: Live coverage of the 2014 FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup Final in Canada. **Live**

9:15 am Croatian News - News via satellite from HRT Croatia, in Croatian, no subtitles.

9:40 am Serbian News - News via satellite from Serbian Broadcasting Corporation, in Serbian, no subtitles.

10:20 am Portuguese News - News via satellite from RTP Portugal (Lisbon), in Portuguese, no subtitles.

11:05 am Japanese News - News via satellite from NHK Tokyo in Japanese, no subtitles.

Monday August 25th, 2014 ALL MARKETS REJOIN 11:40 am Hong Kong News - News via satellite from TVB Hong Kong, in Cantonese, no subtitles.

12:00 pm Chinese News - News via satellite from CCTV Beijing, in Mandarin, no subtitles.

12:30 pm Korean News - News via satellite from YTN Korea, in Korean, no subtitles.

12:55 pm Italian News - News via satellite from RAI Rome in Italian, no subtitles.

1:35 pm German News - News via satellite from DW Berlin, in German, no subtitles.

2:05 pm Spanish News - News via satellite from RTVE Madrid, in Spanish, no subtitles.

3:05 pm Greek News - News via satellite from CyBC Cyprus, in Greek, no subtitles.

4:00 pm Ninja Warrior - Witness as the toughest competitors from around the world attempt to prevail over the most diabolical Japanese obstacle course ever created and strive for true ninja greatness. (From Japan, in English and Japanese) (Entertainment Series) (Rpt) G

4:25 pm Iron Chef – Yam - Chefs from all over the world come to Kitchen Stadium to do culinary battle with one of Chairman Kaga's "Iron Chefs." Both the challenger and the Iron Chef have one hour to prepare a meal in which each course must prominently include the featured ingredient for that day's show. (From Japan, in Japanese) (Food/Entertainment) (Rpt) G

5:15 pm Massive Moves - Calgary Colossus - Teams of engineers and truckers face some daunting challenges as they transport monstrous structures that were never meant to leave their foundations. A family in Alberta call in the heavy haulers to truck a 70 year old craftsman's cottage to their new farmyard in the shadow of the mighty Rockies. (From the UK) (Documentary) G CC **New Episode**

5:40 pm Massive Moves - Rural Retreat - Chuck and Dianne Goldade have lived in their retirement hide-away for almost 8 years. It's a beautiful rural retreat with spacious rooms and a homely atmosphere. But in stands bang in the middle of a new housing development and the diggers are at the door. So this house is making the 9km trek to the wide-open spaces of De Winton. To haul the home the Goldades have turned to Alberta's finest building mover Dwayne McCann and his crew. Will this idyllic retreat survive its treacherous trek across the construction site? (From the UK) (Factual Entertainment) G CC **New Episode**

6:05 pm 30 Rock - St. Valentine's Day - Liz has a disastrous first date with Dr. Baird on Valentine’s Day, Elisa makes Jack go to church with her before their date, and Kenneth gets a date with a blind woman. (From the US) (Comedy Series) (Rpt) PG(S)

Monday August 25th, 2014

6:30 pm Mythbusters - Mailbag Special - The Mythbusters receive a lot of mail, and this episode is dedicated to answering as many viewer questions as possible. In the course of this crazy correspondence catch-up, the team answers almost 20 separate queries, mini-myth requests, concerns and criticisms. Adam also plays quizmaster as the gang is tested on their knowledge of the show, and we get a look behind the curtains to see how the camera crew record an explosion. (From the US) (Entertainment Series) (Rpt) PG CC

7:30 pm The Feed - Marc Fennell, Patrick Abboud, Jeanette Francis and Andy Park discuss the latest in news, technology and culture, adding a fresh perspective on the latest local and international headlines. (An SBS Production)

8:00 pm 30 Rock - The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell - Liz searches for a new best friend after a fight with Jenna, Jack replaces Kenneth and his fellow pages with computers, and Grizz and Dot Com help Tracy find something to live for. (From the US) (Comedy Series) (Rpt) PG(S)

8:30 pm Movie: A Happy Event - Barbara, a beautiful student completing her degree, and Nicolas, a charming clerk in a video store, meet and quickly begin a passionate romance that grows into relationship bliss. Their honeymoon period seems to have no end, from extravagant dinners to meeting friends and making a home together. They are shocked to discover that Barbara is pregnant one day, and with cautious enthusiasm they await their first child together. But what begins as a life step quickly puts unexpected strains on their relationship, as the young lovers' lives are turned upside down by raising a baby. (From France, in French) (Movie) (Drama) MA(S) **Premiere**

10:30 pm South Park - Timmy - A handicapped boy's arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder and as a result are heavily medicated. (From the US) (Animated Comedy Series) (Rpt) M(A) CC

11:00 pm Pizza World Record - The boys arrive back in Australia and fly to Uluru to deliver the pizza to Davo Dinkum and Bobo on top of the rock. But they hit a snag, the rangers at the National Park at Uluru won't let them in. Stars Paul Fenech, Tahir Bilgic and Kevin Taumata. (Commissioned by SBS) (Comedy Series) (Final) (Rpt) M (D,A,S) CC

11:30 pm The Sarah Silverman Program - Vow Wow - Sarah mocks the institution of marriage by announcing that she and her dog, Doug, are engaged. (From the US) (Comedy Series) PG(S,A) **New Episode**

12:00 am The Feed - Marc Fennell, Patrick Abboud, Jeanette Francis and Andy Park discuss the latest in news, technology and culture, adding a fresh perspective on the latest local and international headlines. (An SBS Production)

12:30 am Frisky Dingo - Differences Are Put Slightly Aside - Killface and Xander track Wendell, who, in more ways than one, is riding Cody II to the Annihilatrix. The Deceptacles tend to "more important matters." (From the US) (Animation Series) (Rpt) MAV(S,V)

Monday August 25th, 2014

12:45 am Comedy Bang! Bang! - Aziz Ansari Wears a Charcoal Blazer - An elite team is dispatched inside Scott to cure his cold while he interviews Aziz Ansari and craft services coordinator Fabrice Fabrice (Nick Kroll). (From the US) (Comedy/Sketch Series) (Rpt) M(L)

1:15 am Movie: Inside Ring - The Malakian clan, a family of ruthless gangsters, controls the underworld of Southern France. At its head, the violent godfather Milo Malakian rules his world with an iron fist. His son and heir, Anton, dreams of breaking free and making his own choices. But to escape, not only does Anton have to counter his own destiny, but also the man who has sworn to bring his father down. Directed by Laurent Tuel and stars Jean Reno, Gaspard Ulliel and Vahina Giocante. (In French, English subtitles) (Drama) (2009) (Rpt) M (A,S,V)

3:00 am RT News In English From Moscow - RT from Moscow delivers the latest news and current affairs from around the world including special reports and entertainment news.

Tuesday August 26th, 2014