16 發光的城市 A R O U N D T O W N FRIDAY, DECEMBER 12, 2008 • TAIPEI TIMES OTHER RELEASES COMPILED BY MARTIN WILLIAMS The Day the Earth Stood Still Lust in translation It’s a big budget film with big name actors but no press previews, worryingly enough. ‘Twilight’ turns the vampire genre on its head with its pro-chastity Keanu Reeves plays an alien who falls to Earth with a cryptic message of friendship morality tale of a ‘teenage’ vampire who keeps his fangs in his mouth and a warning for the leaders of the world, but only a scientist (Jennifer Connelly) and her stepchild seem to take BY MANOHLA DARGIS NY TIMES NEWS SERVICE, NEW YORK him seriously, which spells planetary destruction even faster than global warming. A remake of the classic from 1951 and co-starring t’s love at first look instead numbingly quiet, respectable life Kathy Bates, John Cleese and Jaden Smith (son of Will Smith) as of first bite in Twilight, a with his vampire family in Forks, Connelly’s child, this is also screening in IMAX format. Ideeply sincere, outright a small Washington town under goofy vampire romance for the hot- a near-permanent cloud cover. Dan in Real Life not-to-trot abstinence set. Based on TWILIGHT His father, Carlisle (Peter the foundational book in Stephenie Facinelli), a doctor with a Steve Carell and Juliette Binoche lead a fun Meyer’s best-selling multivolume DIRECTED BY: CATHERINE HARDWICKE ghostly pallor and silky gait, and witty cast in this comedy from last year series, The Twilight Saga (four tends to the living, while the rest that privileges characterization over raunch. doorstops and counting), this STARRING: KRISTEN STEWART (BELLA SWAN), of the brood, including his mono- Newspaper columnist Carell, a widower, carefully faithful adaptation ROBERT PATTINSON (EDWARD CULLEN), BILLY chromatic mother and siblings, takes his three daughters to a family traces the sighs and whispers, BURKE (CHARLIE SWAN), ASHLEY GREENE strike pretty poses, play baseball reunion and begins to fall for a woman (ALICE CULLEN), NIKKI REED (ROSALIE CULLEN), (Binoche) he meets in a bookstore. Problem is, she’s his brother’s the shy glances and furious JACKSON RATHBONE (JASPER CULLEN) (in thunder and lightning) and glares of two unlikely occasionally hunt for animals. girlfriend. A number of critics of late have decried the dreadful state of the American film comedy, but this is one that bucks the trend. teenage lovers who fall into RUNNING TIME: 132 MINUTES We think of ourselves as each other’s pale, pale arms vegetarians, Edward jokes. Little wonder that Variety likened it to a European film. amid swirling hormones, TAIWAN RELEASE: TODAY It’s no wonder he looks raging instincts, high famished. When Edward first All About Women (女人不壞) school dramas and oh-so-confusing feelings, meets Bella, who has moved to Forks to live with her father like, OMG he’s SO HOT!! Does he like ME?? (Billy Burke), he glowers at her threateningly, his hands The output of master Hong Kong director 徐克 Will he KILL me??? I don’t CARE!!! :) clenching into fists. Bella is mystified, and you might be too, Tsui Hark ( ) has sadly declined with And, reader, she doesn’t, the she being if Melissa Rosenberg’s screenplay didn’t turn up the volume the Hong Kong film industry. Critics are Bella (for Isabella) Swan, played with as the teenagers grow closer and Edward hints at his true also lamenting the films he has made back tremulous intensity and a slight snarl by nature. “What if I’m the bad guy?” he asks. (Cue the shrieking home since his unsuccessful excursion to Kristen Stewart. A sylph with a watchful, virgins.) “I still don’t know if I can control myself,” he later Hollywood, and this one may not break sometimes wary gaze who’s often cast confesses, as someone’s guitar gently weeps. A self-described the mold: Its resemblance to Sex and the in daughter roles, Stewart transformed monster, he has all kinds of cool, superhuman powers City and being set in Beijing were never good omens. Three women from an appealing actress into something (running, leaping, mind-reading), but nothing compares to of various means are contrasted and compared: the corporate more complex with her brief, memorable how he masters his universe: he keeps his fangs in his mouth. employee, the scientist and the alternative lifestyler. The women are 周迅 turn in the 2007 movie of Jon Krakauer’s That may make him catnip to anyone with OJD (obsessive played by Zhou Xun ( ) from Perhaps Love, relative newbie Kitty 張雨綺 桂綸 book Into the Wild. As the child-woman Jonas Brothers disorder), but it also means he’s a bore, despite Zhang ( ) from Shaolin Girl and Taiwan’s Kwai Lun-mei ( 美 whose longing for the ill-fated wanderer the efforts of the capable and exotically beautiful Pattinson. ) from Parking. If only the reviews were as glowing as the posters. Christopher McCandless is largely expressed (The actor first broke hearts as the martyred Cedric Diggory Also known as Not All Women are Bad, a clumsy rendering of the through piercing looks and sensitive in the Harry Potter cycle.) Though her filmmaking can be Chinese title. strumming, Stewart gave form and feeling shaky, the director Catherine Hardwicke has an eye for pretty to the possibility that the search for freedom young things and a feel for the private worlds that younger The Forbidden Legend: Sex & Chopsticks (金瓶梅) and authentic experiences can be found in the people make for themselves. But she’s working in shackles embrace of another human being. This was a girl here. In her best movie, Lords of Dogtown, about the birth of It’s been an eternity since the last Hong worth living for, if not for that film’s lost soul. the modern skateboard movement, a teenage boy sneaks out Kong period sex flick. This time, the Since living really isn’t an option for Edward at night by slaloming off a roof while holding a surfboard. It’s a idiotic title is trying to trade on the Cullen (Robert Pattinson), the moody, darkly blissful declaration of freedom, including freedom from the big successful Sex & Zen series, and this has brooding vampire who catches Bella’s eye and then parental “no.” the production values, color and acrobatic her heart, she becomes the girl worth fighting for, a Though Edward and Bella reach certain heights in Twilight, scenes of copulation to match. But the battle that, as in the book, involves not just malignant notably during a charming scene that finds them leaping from story is just another retread of The Golden forces, but also ravenous appetite. Like all vampire stories, piney treetop to treetop against the spectacular wilderness Lotus — as the Chinese title indicates. Jaded male audiences and those 三級片 Twilight is about repressed desire and untamed hunger and backdrop, the story’s moral undertow keeps dragging them too young to remember the last erotic sanjipian ( , restricted the possibility of blood, the blood that flows from violently down. If Meyer has made the vampire story safe for her film in Hong Kong) might be sold on the gimmick of casting Japanese pierced necks and that, from John Polidori’s 1819 short novel readers (and their parents) — the sole real menace comes porn actresses Hikaru Wakana (with head shaved), Kaera Uehara, The Vampyre to Alan Ball’s new HBO series, True Blood, from a half-baked subplot involving some swaggering vampires Serina Hayakawa and Yui Morikawa against their male Cantonese represents ravishment of a more graphic kind. This is the who like their steak saignant and human — it’s only because counterparts. For Wakana and Co, making this film must have been ravishment that, in its pantomime of seduction and surrender, she suggests that there actually is something worse than death, like taking a holiday — with and without costume. transforms innocence — like that of Bram Stoker’s sacrificial especially for teenagers: sex. Faced with the partially clad virgin, Lucy, in Dracula — into “voluptuous wantonness.” Bella (who would bite if she could), Edward recoils from her Don’t Laugh at My Romance Meyer’s contribution to the vampire chronicles, the trick like a distraught Victorian. Like Hardwicke, the poor boy has that transformed her into a best-selling brand, has been to been defanged and almost entirely drained. He’s so lifeless, he A willing Japanese college student stanch this sanguineous emission, turning a hot human flow might as well be dead — oops, he already is. (Kenichi Matsuyama, who played “L” in the Death Note series) is seduced PHOTO COURTESY OF LONG SHONG into something less threatening and morally sticky. Edward, you see, burns but doesn’t bite. As in the book, he leads a by a much older lithography teacher (Hiromi Nagasaku). Like Dan in Real Life, the complications that ensue are treated affectionately rather than exploited for crude punchlines and moralizing. Directed by Nami Iguchi, a woman who has a A frosted window into a composer’s soul strong feel for credible characters — she’s a name to watch. The jaded male audiences hoping to see Japanese pornstars imitate Chinese courtesans in Sex & Chopsticks should see this much more BY JEANNETTE CATSOULIS Holly Critchlow, and two infant relevant and quietly subversive movie if they can tolerate a lower NY TIMES NEWS SERVICE, NEW YORK children provide the sounds and PHOTO COURTESY OF ATOM CINEMA lust quotient. The fantasy potential is far richer, for starters. Also A hair’s breadth from comforts of family. known as Sex is No Laughing Matter.