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Ehra Hau, bronze modalM In Taa Kwon Do In tha 1988 Olymplca, delivers a aplnning back kick to Jaime Myatic during a regular training exerolaa of the American Taa Kwon Do Academy.
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Vice Pres. 'Top' of shake-up the charts -page 2 —page6 NEWS New title, duties added to academic affairs VP After a restmctimngo f upper serving as assistantto th e interim Provost. level administration at UTSA, However, when a permanent provost is the position of vice president found, Val verde'sconlractis not expected for academic affairs has been tobe renewed. Valverde's offke was con tacted for more informadon, but no mes renamed and expanded. The sages were returned. new position, provost and vice- Dr. Linda Whitson, vice preskknt for president for academic afTairs, administration and planning, was also VP tor academic alMra and now pravoat until a permanent pn>- aaaiata the Interim provoat. voat la appointed. (of Dr. Valverde). Valvenk demotkm. DeLuna said that the Ttie provost position erjcompasses tiie duties of ttie She has no historical knowledge cm the group does not wishto spea kto th e media subject, and cannot verify or comment on about dwir plans. When adced why she vice president for academic affairs while increasing itsany artkk addressing the subject of Dr. sakl, "Sdategy, I guess." Valvenk." The provost position encompasses the scope of auttiority. Ttie Provost will serve as acting Dr. James W. Wagener, professor in duties of the vice president for academic tlw division of education and presitknt of affairs whik increasing its scope of au UTSA when Valverde was hired, was thority. The Provost will serve as acting president wtien ttie president is away or indisposed. contacted for m interview. When an president when the president is away or interview regarding Vidverde was re indisposed. quested, Wagenersakl,"Idon'tthinkso,'' Some of dw responsibilities outlined will be filled temporarily by contacted regarding the renewal of and hung up. in the advertisement for tlw provost in the James Gaertner, dean ofthe col Valverde'scontract, but her secretary sakl When asked about tlw lack of fordi- Chronicle of Higher Educatkm are: (on behalf of Whitson): coming information. Dr. Bobbin •Promote the academic interest of tlw lege of business. "Dr. Whitson has no factual informa Hernandez, vice president for student af university Dr. Leonard Valverde, former vice tton on the subject, and feels it would be fairs, said "We (as administrators) only •serve as liaison to academk gover- president for academk affairs, is now inapprofnriate to comment on the subject wish to talk about dw areas for which we nawe structures and faculty committees are responsible. I myself can't speculate concerned with academic affairs as to diings outside of academic affairs." •has a primaryreq;x)nsibility for fac Accordingto Anna DeLuna, preskknt ulty recruitment, development, compen of MEChA,' dw group and a sation, promotion, and tenure. numbo-of Hiqxuik UTS Aprofesscrs have •supervise and evaluate 40 undo-gradu- been meeting regularly to discuss the ate and 21 master's degree programs and a cooperative doctoral program in four c(4kges with associatedresearch centers and IS academk divisions. The advertisenwnt stated further, "Re GMAT porting to the provost are the Office of Graduate Studies and Research, the Of fice of Admissions and Registrar, the Li brary, Office of Instructional Resources, 1992 is here. the University Ifonors Program, and the Senicnily . aoBriiaur'tgivinf you a Iweik. Remeniber >Dur col- It's time to get university-wide Hiqianic Research Cen has its lege «bvt with aamethiDg dnt «ril ter. 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It seems hard to believe, but in UTSA Gallery that he is his own the art business, it must be this inde man when it comes to art. pendent attitutk diat has kd lo his fanw. Umlauf couM have become a conceit That night in dw galkry in his turtle- vkia player, but after years of lessons, he neck, btazer and jeans, he told the crowd tired of dw discipline and changed his ofhisloveofmachinesandjunkyards. He interests from the performance aits to the admits widi a straight face that he likes to craft arts. Whik attending the University go on archeokgy digs and junkyard ex of Texas in Austin onamusic scholarship, ploring. He is a strong man; one can hear Umlauf always hung out at the art depart- in his voice dial what he says is true. He nwnt, eventually receiving his bachekrs admits that it is hard even for him to degree in art. decipher his paintings and mixed-media This led to a Master of Fine Arts from items. It sounds peculiar, for his painting Cornell, several sok shows and his cur seems to be fdkd with the death and rent job as Artist in Residence at Baykr hopelessness of a World War II concen Saan King and Jannltar Lockard a work by Karl Umlaiif at the University. Whik it may seem thttt this tration camp. Umlauf, on the other hand, UTSA Alt Gallery. wouM be easy, considering his father's contends thatjunkyards and btnial grounds experience aiid tide, Kari Umlauf went are a form of history, "history of man and 'Terminator" movies, these pictures are exfNression," a mix of his kve for the through all of this wilh no family pres machine." It is diis relationship of rusted said to di^lay some "psycho-drama." junkyards and tombstones with a bit of sure. machine parts and human bones whkh Widi titles lUce "Altered States Widi philosophy. "You see, I like the design of "My father dkhi't want me to be an permeate his works. Biomorphic Eccenhricities," the works in computer chips, but I hate computers and artist. He kiww how hard it wouM be and Looking like the opening scenesto th e this series are a "self- portrait of diought their effect on sockty," Umlauf told tlw crowd. With limited structure and COIOT, mixed with wood, metal, and bone, his works create a tqiocalyptk vkw. "I do have hope. Hope that society wUl watch itself," he said. Now, you can aJiora to own a oistinctive KariUmlaursshowing,"LargeWoiks On P^wr" will be on display in the UTSA townliome close fo me UToAa Gallery dirough Jan. 31. By Tracey Shuiz Stop throwing rent away. Staff Writer TAKE IHE KEYS. CAU A CAB. TAKE A STAND. 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For more infonnalion contact us at 493-3000 (512) 625-2351 ext. 526, CM riMiv h«y«liM 49M0OO w OMt br w Mdri •* aankr Ml 8«a%ftw li30«301 » dr BcUiM Rod! b^ 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday-Fri(tay FEA TURES Rock radio gets a 'KISS' On July 8. 1990, 99.5 KISS capped off a non-sti^ barrage of "top" KMIX in San Antonio, but KMIX did not itveryeasytocomebacktoS.A. Mywife radio died: The 20-year heritage times cektMatingdw return of KISS. White replace dw 14 years worth of memorks and I have family and friends here, so this of album rock ended with radio it was heard diat KISS has returned, many Hahn collected at KISS. "I had friends at will be the easiest move of my career, and personality Kaz Baigmann tear details were still uncertain. How would KMIX, but it wasn't home. We had one I can't believe we're getting a chance to KISS be received by dw public? Does lady call up and tell us that three genera bring KISS back." fully spinning the last disks as KISS have a chance in the bloated radk tions grew up on our (KISS) sound; her, Lisle and Hahn, who make up the the station faded into history. market? Will KISS be able to live up to her modwr and now her daughter," he MoiTiing Crew, named various commu The rock and roll format had their tradition and style as a hard-rocking, explained ^ nity events previously frequented as part fun-flUed statkn? Hahn had an understanding manager of dieir plans to help re-establishing the been transformed into KOOL KISS's Morning Crew was back in at KMIX who knew that moving back to station. "The community is the main Gold, the fourth station to carry action and in the studk was Steve Hahn, KISS woukl be fw dw better. "John Hyau thing. It has always been a pet inoject of an oldies format Now after an with his new "skater^ haircut and ckan is a good friend," he commented. mine to do all I can with civic groups and the community," Steve Hahn stated. Any 18 month absence, they're plans for future projects "are in the v orks. b-a-a-a-c-k! The plan now is to get KISS radiore-built , Prior to its demise, dw station had over dial is the first priority," both DJ's agreed. 150,000 fans who later wrote ktters and Getting re-established is the main idea petitioned for die return of KISS. What atthestation. According toVirgi l Thomp wouMcause KISS managers toconsider a son, DJ and program director, die station format change? It tiuns out that Adams has a built-in audknce. He believes ttiat Communications of San Diego was dw "we need to deliver now, or we'll lose actual decisionmaker, not the managos at them." Asforlocalmusicshowsordiffer- KISS. Adams Communkatkns owns ent formats at different times like KS YM, several fineqiwncieso n the FM dial, in busiiwss suit and co-pikt, John Lisk, in After Adams Communications tock Thompson said, "people ejcpec/ rock and cluding one leased by Rusk Coiporatkn shirt and jeans screaming into dw mkro- control of the station and did its system roll. To succeed, we have to be true to which owns KISS radk. phone. Apparendy, an artkk appeared in atic firing of dw staff, it left John Lisle what we are, what people expect." Adam s Communicadons believed dial the San Antonio Light dw previous day in jobless for eight mondis. It took moving Three other DJs complete die KISS a greater moiwy market existed with die Pet Tads about Chiquita: The Mexkan to Houston and woiking the late-night roster. Debbie Alcocer, the Electric Lady, older listeners, rather than die typical teen Hairless, who likestosleqi widi her owner. shift at KLOL-FM to put him back on his returned to KISS for the mid-day show ager. Adams spent months combing Lisle was speaking to a listener who was feet. Like Hahn, Lisk wanted to come leaving KZEP. Ex-KJ97-er, Lisa Thomas through research papers and rating re having sexual fantasies involving Lisk, back. "As kng as Adams wasn't ninning and Steve Dalton round out die list. ports, and one sumnwr day, fired all dw Hahn and party dog, Chiquita.The woman the show, or I'd never conw back." The crew at 99.5 KISS is attempting to staff at KISS. Uw conhnct to dw Rusk on dw odwr end of the line was tiying to Due to flniUKial situations, Adams restore their image widi the help of dieir Coiporadon, who managed the station, coax the DJs into giving her the kst pair of leased its owno^ip rights to die Rusk listeners. Those who missed ttie station was discontinued. Adams became the Metallka tickets. CoipcMxition whkh also manages Lisle's can now greet them with a Welcome Back self-declared managers and the next day, Along with Chk]uita the party dog's Houston connection, KLOL, and San KISS. KOOL Gold look KISS'S place. Many pkture, the studio was filled with odds- Antonio's MAGIC 105. Lisle explained, listeners were irate, but Adams caimot be and-ends dial mark it KISS: a tearful, "I've worked with them (Rusk) before By Tracey Shuiz blamed for making a business decision in velvet Elvis, women-clad rock posters widiin my 16 years as a DJ and this made StaffWrtter their own interest. and a suit of armor donated by a fan. It After 18 mondis San Antonio's KOOL seems that listener Skip Nill haiqwned to Goklwasbanknvt. Finding a quick exit, have an extra suit of armor that he got for Adams leased their ownership of the fre Christmas. As a homecoming inesent to quency to Rusk which also manages KISS and in order to clean his room, Nill MAGIC 105. Now widiin dw MAGIC donated it to dw Morning Crew. budding, 99.5 KISS is woiking to regain The armor seemed a fittingadditio n to its audience. the station considering the rough treat- On Dec. 31,199I,at 12:31 p.m.,oneof nwnt KISS and the DJs went through in At Destination MBA - for S.A.'s few album rock stations was re- recent years. When KISS died in 1990, Black and Hispanic college Steve Hahn began woiking afternoons at students and graduates. Find b TEXTBOOKS - SUPPUES - CLOTHINC ~ GREEK GOODS Fur information about DMBA in other cities, call ltlUU-44ti-U8l);. A <^E Band bops to the Top' of the pops Island Rec<»ds has some new titled "Emotion Lotion," and you Cavanaugh (guitar, lead vocab). Alan ban. can trust that you will be inhal Willis ( dnniis. backing vocals) and Joe Top hasmixed twisty guitars,ahoUow friends, and they're on their way Fearon (bass, backing vocals). They col bongo beat and flirty, whiqiering vocals to the *Top" of the US alterna ing every drop of it on MTV's lectively played with The WiU Swans, to perfectly model Ihat poppy, dancey. tive charts. Top, a trio from "120 Minutes." Shack and The Pale Fountains, but left firee sound of the 90's. There is nothing Liverpool, England, has just re If you're into the British scene, you because they wanted to have moie say in heavyorhanl-ctweaboutthisaBwm. There may recognize the members: Paul the creative musical process. Top was is nodiingprofoundor deep on this album, leased its major label debut en either. What this album has is about six songs that make you feel like floating on a river or staring at the clouds while lying in the soft, green grass and about five songs that make you want to dance. The lyrics are simple and the tunes are catchy. You may have already heard "Number One Dominator." This song is distinctive. It has the lead of Soup Dragon's "Lovegod," guitars like U2's "Mysterious Ways" and vocals like The Farm's'tSroovy Train." It is not one of the most origiiul backs ever recorded. Another song, called "As Far as I Can .See," unleashes many of the great song cliches of the decade in about four min utes: "I got a feeling todayAhat nothing's going my way/you know it's Ixinging me down." WeU, even if the music is not innova tive or original, it is entertaining enough, and soon it will join the ranks of such entertaining, however Irile. bands as EMF and The Farm. In die meantime, let me give you a tip: Don't pay more than nine bwdcs for it (that is, if you're generous, and I am including lax). The thrill prob ably won't last long. By Umtwr Huaain Staff wmar KEVIN COSTNER n» aarjr niM Mnir Cv/toqi iHHioUniKMf i&ODIIiDiiNflliUan^ mwKi KwiEiffi mwm mma nanD pwnnsMH -ispiiiiisisioiiiii IS9ISL_J9BUs9BErS9B-iJV SCURflQE NOW PLAYING Paul Cavanaugh playaguRaran d aln0s laad for Top. T H E A T E R OF THE A S U ^ D STORY BY BC PATTISON ARTBYTRAVISCOOK Ladies and gentlemen, please piggishness," said litUe Louie Everett (Pu- take your seats. The theatre is bk; Administration major). Little Stevie open for business again. Pre you MUST FKi FOR youR nodded vigorously in assent. I continued. "The third has no experi senting—^"Tele-liars." ANDTHt I^AOe.'y OFfjlN lb.. ence in any elective offke, yet amazingly "All right little mister, if you think yearns for die presidency anyway. His you're so smart, YOU teach die class! I!" .Z$0P0LLAi^FEJ<.5lKl! name is the REVEREND BLESSY These were the frustrated words of Miss MAPC PAfAdLejN CAbH BLACKSON." Becky, who teaches the "Nfedia is the "At least they're integrated." said litUe Message" coiffse at my school. I go to fo OOD. THROUOH Me, Mikey Gawlik (Polish Studies major). Sargent Snowbeard Elementary School OF COUR^. "Leave it to you little braniacs to find for the Incredibly Intelligent. I'm the fat the bright side," moaned Miss Becky. kid in the striped shirt with an IQ as high She sat wanly in the back of the room, her as the weight (in kilograms) of a Sumo a VHS tape into Miss Becky's neaiby via remote control. "This cheerful visage big blue eyes gone completely bloodshot. wrestler. VCR. As the TV monitor wanned up, 1 is that belonging toone SKIMMY BRAG By way of segue to the conclusion of My major is Astrophysics, but I'm presented a few prefatory remarks. GART. This unconscionable scoundrel my oration, I offered quick glimpses of minoring in Pre-med just in case. I'm in "What we are about to see are mem bilks thevi ^wing public to fundhishobby, three final Tele-liars. "Here are ROB the third grade and my moniker is none bers of a secret Ixtxherhood that attempts which is playing his organ over the milky BER TILLTONGUE from Dallas, and other than Henry T. Brauchle the Second. to conirol innocent people by preying melons of fallen women." two from Utah, ORAL ROBBERS and You. however, may address me as "Ge upon tlieir faith in God. They do diis by "Why is he crying?" a^ed litde Frankie his clone-ish son, ANAL ROBBERS." nius." appearing on TV, offering their interces Godwin (Music major). I paused for precisely two seconds I assumed my position at the podium, sion on behalf of the viewer to God. and "He got caught," I said, cuing up the (atomic clock) to heighten the dramatic relishing for a brief moment Ihe feeling of then asking fw money in prodigious next image. This was one of the infamous tension. "And now, I will finish with a again shaming an inferior intellect into amounts. All of die simple sheep who are SKIM TAKER. He too had been caught. masterful collage of some of the other submission with my penetrating ques watching Uien obey, because— 'If it's on He too was tearful. Tele-liars extant, albeit those pursuing tions and inefulaMe logic. TV it must be true.'" The next image was that of three Tele- tangents that impact viewers' spirituality "Felkiw students...Humbled teacher," "Fascinating social behaviorl It's a liars posing together. "These three stooges with comparatively less damage, but still I began, twisting the knife. 'Today's superscam wherein the criminal appears may be grouped together by virtue of their remain pandering, putrid. Tele-liars none- lecture concerns 'SalesmanshipandTele- on TV in the name of God. and gets a ton common aspiration They all desire to be the-less." vision.' of money for it, giving nada in return," President of die United States. The first is I hit the play button on my remote "Salesmanship is a two-way conduit sakl little Lonnie Stockton (Computer the REVEREND VERY ALLHELL. control. The tape flashed the images and encompassing the principal players in any Science major). leader of a mentally misshapen group of sounds of REAL ESTATE RIPOFFS and transaction. There occursa neariy symbi "I concur," said little Bobby Seay (Psy troglodytes referred to as the ORAL MONEY-MAKING OPPORTUNTIES. otic transference of energy tluit leaves chology major). "It's an astounding phe raJORATY." Of AMAZINGLY IRRELEVANT DIS both parties believing that Iheir needs nomenon!" "Note the smug face and the piggish COVERIES and GUARANTEED HAIR have been met, such as when asalesman "And yet intensely tiorriUe and alto- eyes," observed litdeStevieCaptain (Busi RESTC»AL M.ANS. OfGINZU. and pockets his commission for his side of a gedierdiameful,"saidiittle Kenny Weeks ness Administration major). BONZAI, and SCREWZU KNIVES. Of shiny new impart car to a buyer. Every (Eleclrical Engineering major). "The second," I sakl," belongs to the dozens of shameless, bogus, and astound- body is happy and their respective desires "Sinful, twisted bastards," mumbled magnate of a TV networiL He also bos ts a ingly persuasive sales pitches designed to are fulfilled. litde Jimmy. [N.B. Little Jimmy had no TV show and is the guiding force behind pumpout the contents of the wallets ofthe "But when an element of Snake Oil is listed major nor any known last name. He an 'elitistonly' organization that share the simple-minded. 1 crossed my arms over added to the sale, as is done in tale night rarely spoke and spent most of his time same name— THE ZERO HUNDRED my chest in triumph and spoke, "Com TV commercials masquerading as ento'- with headphones on, listening to Lou CLUB. HisnameisFATROBBERSON." ments?" tainment,orbythosesiq)remelyunchK>us Reed's VelvetUndeiground over and ov» "The very essence of hypocrisy. And From the backof the room, Miss Becky rq)tilianbq;)edstheTelevangelisls,armoie again. Even so, he maintained a 4.0 GPA ALSO rqiresentative of smugness and Cloaked, "Class dismissed." property. Tele-liars, die symbiotic rela in all of his courses, as did we all]. tionship of the sale degenerates into dial I returned to my discourse, displaying of 'PredaKx' vs Prey.' widi you know who the first image of aTele-liar on the screen doin' the screwin', and you know who being screwed." Soulhweslcrn Paralegal Institute UNIVERSITY 1 "Have you examples of such transac tions?" queried little Donnie Hooper (Bio TUTORIAL SERVICES chemistry major). Tutors for all subjects/levals Considering law scliool? Since I had come prepared, (as always) Research paper assistance I answered in the aftimuttive and pushed GRE/GMAT prep courses Would you like... 815-7003 / A prepentoiy course in law? y Training that can give you a job while you attend OB law school? (D AUDITION IN SAN ANTONIO / Training that will give you a career as a legal assistant? 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He is my neighbor. lia. John McEnroe, complete out the umpire and throwing his racquet. S. A. Force is with yoa. How can I not like him? Wehave agtxxl Nope. During this tournament you No. I'm not talking about some mythi ol* boy holding the Spurs' reins now, and with receding hairline, came coidd have made an instructional video cal Jedi crap. This is the first and last time I have a feeling dial we are going to see close to pulling off a major up tape of NfcEnroe and his on-court de I will ever recant a slatennent in my col some excellent basketball coming up. set, befr>re losing in the quarter meanor. Hedemonstratedgracefid tennis umn, but the time has come. Last semes The players are relaxedan d are regain while defeating his foes, and had a cool ter I seriously questioned the emergence ing that winning attitude. Maybe now we finals. It was nice to see ol' head throughout the tournament of arena football. I am now in favor of it. will stop hearing dial same old statement Johnny Mac bring out some of I guess you could say that the old man and I strongly urge my fellow students lo "We just need to come together and play his brilliance on the court that has finally calmed down in the twilight of flock to the Henusfair Arena and wateh as a team.** The Spurs will flourish under his career. In a way I almost feel dd loo, some heads roU.Ticke t prices start at the leadership of dwir new mentor. graced the tennis scene through because it seems like yesterday that I was $7.00 per game. For more infmination, PredKtion: Spurs wUllose in the West- out the 1980's. watehing McEnroe play Bjom Borg for call 225-3672 or 554-7787. em Conference Finals. Tom Pendo^ is One ingredient missing (huing die tour the championship at WimUedon. He is Prediction: S.A. Force will win the head coach next year. nament was an everlasting trademark of one of the greatest ever. championship next season after having a FOT all my reados out there, please John McEnroe's repertoire, a bad temper. Prediction: At aU cost go to the U.S. winning season this yew. send me your comnwnts, contributions Spurs will win and advice. If I think your input is worth Ixxk out, NBA teams, because the a damn, I'll address it in my column, Spurs are back and they wiuit to kick some nease send your letters to C.G. Stidham. ass! No more whining, doubting or cry Ill, at The Paisano, 14525 Roadrunner ing. No more screaming voice fiomth e Way, San Antonio, Texas, 78249. You bench. No more criticizing comnwnts can also drop off your letters in our mail about the players. The bottom line is duit slot in the Student Activities Office in the Larry is out and Bob Bass is in. UC. 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